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Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users?

arminw writes "Maybe not smarter, but according to MacNewsWorld they are better at expressing themselves than the average Slashdotter and certainly are better at handling the king's English than the average PC operator." Also, michael is better than CowboyNeal. Mathematical expressions of written style don't lie!

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  1. Article text in case of slashdotting! by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 2, Informative

    By Paul Murphy
    www.LinuxInsider.com,
    Part of the ECT News Network
    07/15/04 7:45 AM PT

    I doubt it's possible to get a definitive answer, but as long as you don't take any of it too seriously you can have a lot of fun playing with proxies such as the average user's ability to read and write his or her native language.

    My wife has a Dilbert cartoon on her office door in which one of the characters says: "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how." She's a Mac user and they were worse even before they all became Unix users too.

    Or maybe not. But finding out whether the average Mac user really is smarter than the rest of us isn't so easy. Part of the problem is that even if you matched the admissions test results for a graduate school with individual PC or Mac preferences to discover a strong positive correlation, people would argue that the Mac users are exceptional for other reasons, that the tests don't measure anything relevant, and that it's unethical to do this in the first place.
    In fact, it's pretty clear that this topic is sufficiently emotionally loaded that you'd get shouted down by one side or another no matter how you did the research; and that's too bad because a clear answer one way or the other would be interesting.

    I doubt it's possible to get a definitive answer, but as long as you don't take any of it too seriously you can have a lot of fun playing with proxies such as the average user's ability to read and write his or her native language. This isn't necessarily a reasonable measure of intelligence (mainly because intelligence has yet to be defined) but almost everyone agrees that a native English speaker's ability to write correct English correlates closely with that person's ability to think clearly.
    Measuring Written English
    In other words, if we knew that Mac users, as a group, were significantly better users of written English than PC users, then we'd have a presumptive basis for ranking the probable "smartness" of two people about whom we only know that one uses a Mac and the other a PC.
    So how can we do that? As it happens, Unix has been useful for text processing and analysis virtually from the beginning. In fact, the very first Unics application offered text processing support for the patent application process at Bell Labs -- in 1971 on a PDP-11 with 8 KB of RAM and a 500-KB disk.

    By coincidence, Interleaf, the first GUI-based Document-processing package, was the first major commercial package available on Sun -- in 1983, well before Microsoft "invented" Windows and well ahead of the first significant third-party applications for the Apple Lisa.
    During the 12 years between those two applications, text processing and related research became one of the hallmarks of academic Unix use. By the early eighties therefore most Unix releases, whether BSD- or AT&T-derived, came with the AT&T writers workbench -- a collection of useful text processing utilities.

    One of those was a thing called style. Style is somewhat out of style these days but is on many Linux "bonus" CDs and downloadable from gnu.org as part of the diction package.
    Style produces readability metrics on text. Forget for the moment what the ratings mean and look at the numbers. For comparison, here's what style says about the first 1,000 words in what is arguably the finest novel ever published in English: The Golden Bowl readability grades:

    Kincaid: 18.2
    ARI: 22.2
    Coleman-Liau: 9.8
    Flesch Index: 46.7
    Fog Index: 21.7
    Lix: 64.4 = higher than school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 13.5

    Of course, that's Henry James at the top of his form.

    Slashdot and Other Style
    For a more realistic and interesting baseline, I collected about 2,800 lines of Slashdot discussion contributions and ran style against them to get the following ratings summary along with a lot of detail data omitted here:

    Kincaid: 7.7
    ARI: 8.0
    Coleman-Liau: 9.7

    1. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Run a comparison between Slashdot and Fark, we gotta get some more ego-boosting in here.

    2. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by eddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what's the ratio of English to non-English natives on the sites sampled?

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    3. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by cperciva · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Slashdot and Other Style
      [...]
      Kincaid: 7.7
      ARI: 8.0
      Coleman-Liau: 9.7
      Flesch Index: 72.4
      Fog Index: 10.7
      Lix: 37.1 = school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 9.8


      For comparison, here are the statistics for the article itself:
      Kincaid: 7.1
      ARI: 7.3
      Coleman-Liau: 11.3
      Flesch Index: 69.0
      Fog Index: 9.8
      Lix: 36.7 = school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 9.7

      Mac users may or may not be smarter than PC users, but Paul Murphy is evidently not any smarter than the average slashdot poster.

    4. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if Mac users got penalized in scoring for improper spacing and capitalization for all of the i[Product] names (e.g. iTunes, iBook, iMac). Because if they did, these results would be iNconclusive.

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    5. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Interesting question. If you include non-US natives, you seem to get more people with a decent grasp of English.

      Most of my co-workers from "furn parts" speak English far better than the co-workers who are natives.

      Perhaps /. is getting an un-just boost from the English, Canadian, and Australian audience?

      -WS (tounge firmly in cheek)

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    6. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by tonywong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This article is flawed at best and insulting at worst.

      1. The controls on this 'study' are horrid. I'm not sure if the PC Mag forum is moderated or not, but slashdot can be considered unmoderated. If you are not familiar with Macintouch, their reader contributions are not submitted to a web form, but emailed directly to an editor. It would be natural to presume that the editor can then cherry-pick the best and erudite of responses and filter out the off-topic and poorly worded ones as well.

      2. In general, Mac users tended to cluster into the scientific, education, and creative communities. Mac using may be self selecting based on the areas of need for their professional foci.

      3. Leading from 2, the presumption that a correlation between Mac usage and 'smarts' does not mean a causal one. Just because you must use a Mac does not mean you like to use Macs, nor does Mac usage make you smarter.

      That's all I've got to say about this 'study'.

      Disclaimer: I use Macs, and I like them. I use PCs, and I like them (for the most part).

    7. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A readability algorithm can not evaluate the aesthetic value of a text-- it can only determine whether an author's vocabulary and style might be too complex for his chosen target audience. With that caveat, I present this face-off.

      Front Page of Fark (direct dump)

      Lix: 45.2 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 11.4

      Front Page of slashdot (direct dump)

      Fog Index: 14.9
      Lix: 49.9 = school year 9
      SMOG-Grading: 12.0

      Latest entry from my Journal (text only)
      Lix: 46.6 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 12.2

      Cmdr Taco's latest Journal Entry (text only)
      Lix: 31.3 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.4

      Hemos's latest Journal Entry (text only)
      Lix: 24.2 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.2

      William Safire's 14 July Column

      Lix: 47.1 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 12.8


      Only a portion of style's output is shown, as quoting more statistics would trigger the slashdot junk filter.
    8. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

      he should have done analysis of linux users too!

      oh, I feel so unimportant.

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    9. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by lamz · · Score: 1

      Blame Mac-Using Canada!

      With their parkas, and their sled-dogs, and their iPods with special iPod taxes.

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    10. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by rrkap · · Score: 1

      Mac users may or may not be smarter than PC users, but Paul Murphy is evidently not any smarter than the average slashdot poster.

      Or at least his writing is no less obfuscated.

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    11. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another thing that may have not been considered yet is the high barrier-to-entry that is the price of a decent Macintosh. Buying a $2500+ laptop is no joke, and it's generally reserved for professionals (read: people making big salaries). Professionals with degrees are usually more educated than The Rest of Us, and I'd venture a guess that they read and write just a little better as well.

      Then again, it's only speculation. My English skills are hand over fist above every college graduate I've met in person.

    12. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by seaniqua · · Score: 1

      In general, Mac users tended to cluster into the scientific, education, and creative communities. Mac using may be self selecting based on the areas of need for their professional foci.

      Very true. I am a music business major, and took a digital design class. This class met in a Mac based lab. The use of Mac is definitly skewed towards the more "artistic academic" side of things, as this was the only Mac lab on campus.

      I was indeed constrained to the use of a Mac because, even thought cross compatibility is getting better, there were things that just didn't switch from Mac/PC.

      I liked them, except they need more mouse buttons!

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    13. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      oh, I feel so unimportant.

      Ah... The woes of linux.

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    14. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      He wanted to make sure you'd be able to understand it :)

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    15. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by squarefish · · Score: 1

      Buying a $2500+ laptop is no joke

      so just buy a $1099 laptop that kicks ass and is very competitive with the pc laptop market for what you get.

      the ibooks are brilliant little machines!

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    16. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by phillymacmike · · Score: 1

      A comma follows the first of two independent clauses separated by any conjunction, including the word 'and.' The comma is not used for conjunctions joining compound subjects or compound predicates.

      <joke> And I use a mac, so I'm smarter than you. </joke>

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    17. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by scruffyMark · · Score: 1

      Did you include all the
      Kincaid: 7.1
      ARI: 7.3
      Coleman-Liau: 11.3
      Flesch Index: 69.0
      Fog Index: 9.8
      Lix: 36.7 = school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 9.7
      stuff in what you analyzed, or did you trim it only to the english text? Because it would be interesting to know what effect all of that would have on the overal 'style' ratings.

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    18. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      A long time ago in an IT department far, far away a youthful BOFH once remarked in a company chatroom....

      Monkey, monkey, monkey, crack, crack, crack. Die luser die!

      Howz dat for communication ability!

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    19. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Your criticism (2) is no criticism at all. 'Self-selecting' is completely the wrong term. You just mean plain old 'selecting'. That smart people may select Macs (or have Macs selected for them) because of their profession is in no way a contradiction with the article. (Or you're arguing something subtler and I've missed the point.)

      Your criticism (3) is no criticism either. The only thing it criticizes is the non-existent straw-man who claims Mac use makes you smarter.

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    20. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by bedouin · · Score: 1

      so just buy a $1099 laptop that kicks ass and is very competitive with the pc laptop market for what you get.

      Or pay $949 with educational pricing. Laptops are one area where Apple is very competitive price-wise with PCs.

    21. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      ... I work in the newspaper industry, which is basically run entirely on Macs. More often than not, we get emails from newspaper editors with so many misspellings and grammar mistakes that we actually keep the emails for posterity and pass them around the office for a good chuckle.

      Correlation != causation.

      Remember folks, there are all kinds of people in all kinds of groups. I would say that this article is flame-bait lacking any modicum of real insight, but it was expressed so eloquently! If you don't see the irony in that, maybe you're a Mac user. ^_^

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    22. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by phillymacmike · · Score: 1

      Those slashdot indices explain a lot.

      Mrs. Carson's fifth-grade Reading class: "Okay, class, today we're going to visit slashdot again. Oh look, everyone, Jimmy has moderation points. Good for you, Jimmy!"

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    23. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by raodin · · Score: 1

      A pretty pointless study, all in all. And here's why -

      My most recent college paper -
      Kincaid: 13.1
      ARI: 15.6
      Coleman-Liau: 14.7
      Lix: 59.2 = higher than school year 11

      My last four comments on Slashdot:
      Kincaid: 6.6
      ARI: 6.3
      Coleman-Liau: 7.8
      Lix: 29.5 = below school year 5

      Writing comments in various online forums is a very informal form of writing. I don't see a point in using such informal writing to attempt to make any sort of comparison about the writers.

    24. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by zhiwenchong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I ran the style command (wasn't bundled with Mac OS X, so I had to compile it) on a P.G. Wodehouse text. I got the below results. Utterly preposterous--P.G. Wodehouse's command of the English language is unparalleled...

      readability grades:
      Kincaid: 5.1
      ARI: 5.4
      Coleman-Liau: 8.7
      Flesch Index: 84.0
      Fog Index: 8.2
      Lix: 30.0 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.1
      sentence info:
      289566 characters
      69688 words, average length 4.16 characters = 1.28 syllables
      4799 sentences, average length 14.5 words
      51% (2458) short sentences (at most 10 words)
      13% (663) long sentences (at least 25 words)
      1 paragraphs, average length 4799.0 sentences
      5% (240) questions
      39% (1888) passive sentences
      longest sent 180 wds at sent 39; shortest sent 1 wds at sent 28
      word usage:
      verb types:
      to be (2408) auxiliary (905)
      types as % of total:
      conjunctions 4(3043) pronouns 14(9464) prepositions 12(8414)
      nominalizations 1(675)
      sentence beginnings:
      pronoun (1825) interrogative pronoun (216) article (438)
      subordinating conjunction (123) conjunction (235) preposition (218)

    25. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by PMuse · · Score: 1

      This article is flawed at best and insulting at worst. 1. The controls on this 'study' are horrid. ... the PC Mag forum ... Macintouch...

      I'm glad that _somebody_ said it. To do this "right", find one group of people who are writing under one set of circumstances and are divided only by the type of computer they use. That is, all variables except computer type must be held constant. Variables affecting quality of writing include nature of topic, presence or absence of moderation, nature of audience, available time, type of written work (e.g. web comments, letter to editor, article, essay).

      Looking just at Slashdot comments, you'd find a variation in scores depending on how much contempt the posters had for the article/event/person they were commenting on. It wouldn't have been hard for this author to find better samples to investigate his Mac v PC proposition. Poorly done!

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    26. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Polo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just for fun, my mac summarized this for me (services->summarize):

      Look at the source articles and you get very different results because, of course, most are professionally written or edited -- although there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."
      :)

    27. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by waffffffle · · Score: 1

      I'm a Mac user. Macintouch is certainly one of the higher level sites in terms of writing quality. If these tests were run on the spymac forums I think we would see pretty atrocious results. I think a better way to do this would be to take samples from all major discussion sites and weight them by their readership percentages, if that information is even available.

    28. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Heh. I've read any number of comments on this phenomenon. They usually include the observation that someone with true command of a language will find a way to express their ideas as simply and clearly as possible (but no more so, as Einstein pointed out).

      The "style" metrics seem to invariably give a higher score for complexity of syntax and for longer words. This isn't necessarily an indication of sophisticated writing, as a few of the big-word parodies here have clearly shown.

      [N.B. The above split infinitive was intentional. ;-]

      Part of Wodehouse's command of the English language was knowing how to express things simply and clearly. I'd guess that he would have sneered at suggestions that there was something uneducated about this.

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    29. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Glial · · Score: 1

      ...Professionals with degrees are usually more educated than The Rest of Us....

      Hmmmm, imagine that.

      If this is insightful, I must be boarding on profound.

    30. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by arminw · · Score: 1

      ... as long as you don't take any of it too seriously...

      I think you missed that part of the article.

      However, I think that Mac users DO like their computers more than their PC counterparts, if for no other reason than that Macs have no viruses, worms and/or spy/adware to incessantly plague them, nor do they have to spend much time on patching or periodically re-installing the entire OS. This allows Mac users to get more of the work done they got the computer for rather than spending a lot of time keeping the machine working properly.

      If however you LIKE computers and enjoy poking around in their innards by installing various hardware and software, then a PC box is much more fun than a Mac.

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    31. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Krach42 · · Score: 1
      Then again, it's only speculation. My English skills are hand over fist above every college graduate I've met in person.


      Funny, mine are too, but they all didn't believe me!
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    32. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 2, Informative

      You did remember to omit the ads, section headers, and demonstration results?

      Here's what I got after stripping anything non-paragraph-based from the article:

      readability grades:
      Kincaid: 12.0
      ARI: 13.3
      Coleman-Liau: 11.4
      Flesch Index: 55.6
      Fog Index: 14.7
      Lix: 48.9 = school year 9
      SMOG-Grading: 12.1

      Seems results may vary.

    33. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      If you want to max out an iBook, expect to spend about 1,800.00 or so; I bought a 12" 900Mhz iBook, with 640MB of Ram and a 60GB hard disk plus some extras (extra battery, etc) for about that a couple of years ago. It runs extremely well, and I've had a great time using it ever since.

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    34. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by edbolson · · Score: 1

      I'd say the simplest text filter to compare forums would be counting the frequency of using the word "loose" and "looser" where lose and loser are appropriate.

    35. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but if you ran that over Einsteins mathematics in some of his work, you'd get the impression he was a preschooler. Hardly the case!

      The reason the PC columns scored lower is because PC enthusiasts tend to actually care about what's under the hood, so they will use more technically specific language to describe the components they prefer and which deliver the most cutting edge performance.

      Mac users would generally not spend much time discussing the specifics of their equipment, apart from the simple "It isn't a PC. My Mac came from Apple, so it must be good. Mine is blueberry." Which reads very well but on a more human analysis, it shows the user doesn't really understand the inner workings of the device, and some may argue that the Mac is a better machine because of this, but that does not mean that the Mac user is any smarter. In the same vein I would suggest that a mechanic would make a better driver than an accountant, in general, because the mechanic would better understand the mechanism he/she is using, rather than suggesting that an author is a better driver because he can write more legible text.

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  2. Pudge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You already posted a Mac users are smarter story two years ago. Is this "We're Smarter" thing by Mac users necessary to make yourselves feel better about spending so much for your hardware AND your software?

    Anyway, we all know that the really smart users run Gentoo, highly optimized for whatever hardware they're using!

    1. Re:Pudge... by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't that only include Gentoo users who are running on a mac? ;)

    2. Re:Pudge... by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is saying "[insert OS here] users are smarter" equivalent to saying that that OS is harder to use? I mean, I consider myself fairly intelligent, but still... While I'd by no means consider this a complete indictment of Apple, I'd say it makes me think their famed ease-of-use might just be a myth. I mean I guess it's POSSIBLE that it could be more educational and easier at the same time, but I doubt it.

    3. Re:Pudge... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      The really smart users aren't running the same thing everywhere. My dad always said to use the right tool for the right job, and not to, say, hammer things with a big wrench.

      I run Gentoo, OSX and Windows 2000 for my server, laptop and workstation, respectively. On the server, I want flexibility, stability and security. On the workstation, I want the ability to run industry standard software packages and perform intensive operations without ever having to muck about with the system's configuration. And on the laptop -- which I use most often -- I want power efficiency, intuitive file management, and a pleasant user experience.

      Any time you adapt a tool for a use that's already best met by another tool, you're ignoring the REASON for multiple tools. "Overspecialize and you breed in weakness...it's slow death."

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    4. Re:Pudge... by phillymacmike · · Score: 1

      Nah. It's just that smart people don't do things the hard way.

      But if you have to ask....

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    5. Re:Pudge... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because something is harder to use doesn't mean the intelligent folks keep away or that the dumb folks gravitate towards it.
      The dumb folks are more likely to use whatever is sat in front of them, not having the knowledge or courage to move away from what they know, even though other things could be better.
      Intelligents are more likely to try different things, to find the best deal.

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    6. Re:Pudge... by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      No, that's not a valid inference. For the sake of argument, let's assume that the correlation is true: "Mac users are smarter than PC users". That doesn't mean that you have to be smarter to buy a Mac, just that the people who buy Macs are smarter. Maybe it's because it's "smarter" to buy a computer that's easy to use, or because an easy to use computer helps you get "smart", or whatever. It's kind of like saying that "Canadians tend to be paler than Mexicans", and you can argue all the reasons that might be true... but it doesn't mean that you have to be pale to become a Canadian. It's just one of those things that tends to be true.

      Besides, the definition of "smart" the article used was based on verbal expression, and no one would ever argue that the Mac OS (classic or current) depends on verbal expressiveness to operate. Quite the contrary, it's an example of the non-verbal communication methods also used by the mentally impaired (learning disabled, stroke/aphasia patients, other primates): point at what you want.

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    7. Re:Pudge... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Well, a Mac being more expensive means that the user is more likely to have a higher income. A higher income usually means more highly educated or intelligent.

      I would have thought this was obvious. But then again, I do own an iBook ;)

    8. Re:Pudge... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Who is smarter, someone who chooses to use something that is more complicated or someone who get's the thing that is easier to use?

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  3. Flamebait by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, I'm sure this article is going to generate a lot of intelligent commentary.
    Also, michael is better than CowboyNeal.
    Somebody hasn't been following the polls.
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    1. Re:Flamebait by Zareste · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shyeah. I'm a Mac user, but this is the tech-world equivalent to 'are light-skinned people smarter than black-skinned people? The story on Fox News at 11'

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    2. Re:Flamebait by iamweezman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems simply an obvious statement of fact.

      Those that can afford nicer toys are those that usually are smart enough to get better jobs and make more money. Great article...

    3. Re:Flamebait by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better toys? Toys like games?

      Hahahahahha

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    4. Re:Flamebait by dioxide · · Score: 1

      hmm..
      for my first job, i worked as an electronics salesman at OfficeMax.
      this is no joke, and im not trying to say anything deeper than what it looks like.

      When a dumpy, chubyish man or woman came into the store, wearing glasses, a fannypack, and their shirt tucked into their sweatpants, about 9 out of 10 times they would ask me if i carried mac software.

      there's always the odd one out, but i could tell a mac user with a far better chance of being right than i should have.

      oh ya, and these people always irritated the fuck out of me, and didnt understand half the shit i tried to explain to them.

      otoh, i know plenty of 'normal' people that use macs. i own a powerbook, to look pretty against all my x86 based workhorses.

    5. Re:Flamebait by avandesande · · Score: 1

      The artical was meant to be funny.. Get it?

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    6. Re:Flamebait by Draconix · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not quite the best analogy, though it would work rather well if someone invented a way to choose one's skin-color and racial features.

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    7. Re:Flamebait by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      It seems simply an obvious statement of fact.

      Those that can afford nicer toys are those that usually are smart enough to get better jobs and make more money.


      Or those that are smarter realize that you shouldn't waste your money on a mac... and go and buy a PC.

      Also, last that I checked the PhD's of the country were making scraps compared to people who have their bachelors in business management. Being smart doesn't have much to do with how much money you'll make.

    8. Re:Flamebait by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the article that the article referred to.

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    9. Re:Flamebait by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      What, the one that starts with "...as long as you don't take any of it too seriously"?

    10. Re:Flamebait by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Some people try to do this anyway.

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    11. Re:Flamebait by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Hmm...yeah, but how well do you think that disclaimer would fly prefixing the aforementioned hypothetical article on whether light skinned people are smarter than dark skinned people?

      (Hey, look at that - I use a PC and I know long words too!)

    12. Re:Flamebait by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Hey, look at that - I use a PC and I know long words too!)

      We're all proud of you.

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    13. Re:Flamebait by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Those that can afford nicer toys are those that usually are smart enough to get better jobs and make more money.

      Not really a lot of rich people have PCs too. It is more like this "The person with the less intelligence will make their purchasing decisions based on what most people have "Peer Pressure", While a more intelligent person will actually see what is best for them. An Intelligent person may choose a PC or a Mac depending what they need. A dumb person will choose what ever the rest of their friends have so most people have a PC so he will get a PC.

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    14. Re:Flamebait by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      Also, this cartoon from Penny Arcade comes to mind.

    15. Re:Flamebait by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I knew a guy from high school who, in 1990, bought a Silicon Graphics Indigo workstation for the sole fact that it was the most expensive thing he could find. He couldn't do anything with the machine except run the IRIX desktop demos.

      How does this fit your money/intelligence theory?

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    16. Re:Flamebait by mosch · · Score: 1

      To claim that there's no link between intelligence and income is absurd.

      It is not absolute, but most intelligent people make far more than you do.

    17. Re:Flamebait by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also true that a significant portion of the wealthiest people in the country did not graduate from a university.
      A good idea and determination will win over pure smarts any day. If you're less intelligent you can easily hire smart people to run the business. If you're not creative you can't easily hire people to give you ideas to start a company with.
      The wealthiest people in the U.S. are those who own(ed) their own business. You don't get filthy rich punching a time clock and collecting a paycheck from your employer every other week.

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    18. Re:Flamebait by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      Well, the difference is that one is a serious issue with a dark past, and the other is a computer preference.

      I would feel quite comfortable writing any old thing about PC users, because it's not that important, despite what you read on Slashdot. But race and intelligence? Never.

    19. Re:Flamebait by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      You contradicted yourself there, and you only used two sentenced... good job.

      No, it's not absurd. Refer to the other comment given to my original post for reasons why. I would give numerous examples as to how you don't need to be intelligent to make a large income, or why being intelligent doesn't mean that you will do very well, but that would be a waste of time.

      Well, here's two freebees for you:

      1) Do you think that jessica simpson or most basketball/football/other athletes are more intelligent than you?

      2) My brother was a genious (was tested at a young age to make sure) that could do math like you wouldn't believe. He practically had the dictionary memorized too. Was he good off? No. He was a church organist and lived at home.

      Your sly personal insult is in vain. I do make a good income. I'm an engineer with far above average intelligence.

    20. Re:Flamebait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hmm...yeah, but how well do you think that disclaimer would fly prefixing the aforementioned hypothetical article on whether light skinned people are smarter than dark skinned people - if the article were written by a dark skinned person? Because a commentator usualy writing for www.dark-skinned-people.com and talking about his wife being a condescending white woman probably is dark skinned.

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    21. Re:Flamebait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      You don't get filthy rich punching a time clock and collecting a paycheck from your employer every other week.

      Unless your employer is someone like (early) Microsoft (or other successful startup). Many people running their own business would love to make as much as they do.

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    22. Re:Flamebait by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I guess if there's one thing you can count on with slashdot, it's that there'll always be a bunch of people over-thinking what you say and and thinking it's the most serious issue in the world.

      Jesus Christ. It was an excuse to take a shot at Fox News.

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    23. Re:Flamebait by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Ah...the famous "No offence!" defence :-)

    24. Re:Flamebait by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Not a defense (spelt with 's'), just pointing out the painfully obvious. If somebody took offense to it then I'm sure there's a pill for that.

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  4. It must be true. by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it a slow news day today? Is there nothing else to post but something to start flame war between PC and Mac users? With that said... Everyone knows about those wimpy Mac users. While they may be smarter and have better vocabulary, us PC users get all the chicks.

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    1. Re:It must be true. by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      PC users get all the chicks

      Sure, y'all get 90-95% of them. But you know what they say about 90-95% of anything, right? ;)

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    2. Re:It must be true. by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Most Mac users are looking at the opposite gender;)

      That comment doesn't make sense...

      I believe you meant to say "Most Mac users aren't looking at the opposite gender ;-o"

      ?

    3. Re:It must be true. by ShroomSolo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah but most male mac users aren't interested in chicks

    4. Re:It must be true. by Aerog · · Score: 1

      Can't. Resist. Flame. War.

      But seriously. Yeah, it's a slow news day, so let's just call it a day and go outside.
      1. There are PC users who are morons. Everywhere. Not surprisingly, there are also Mac users who are morons.

      2. I know both PC and Mac users who are very intelligent, very great people. However, I also know some on both sides of the camp who are total arrogant, untrustworthy ass-pirates. (Carl, I mean you.)

      And to finish with a question, what about people who use both? Are they then smarter still?

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    5. Re:It must be true. by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 5, Funny

      They usually say it's a dominant market share, and that the other competitors are irrelevant.

    6. Re:It must be true. by cygnusx197 · · Score: 1

      "When users ask me about my operating system, I just tell them about photoshop".

      courtesy of www.mac-sucks.com

    7. Re:It must be true. by admdrew · · Score: 1

      On a hunch, I did a little Googling:
      search for mac ass-pirate: 231 matches
      search for pc ass-pirate: 434 matches

      Now, you can't draw any conclusions from just that, so I continued searching:
      search for mac users: 7,240,000 matches
      search for pc users: 11,600,000 matches

      If you use that calculator thingy, you come up with these percentages (I removed the first three decimal places in the 'users' searches because I'm a PC user and big number scare me):
      mac ass-pirates to users %: 0.0319
      pc ass-pirates to users %: 0.0374

      From this one could conclude there are a higher percentage of ass-pirates in the pc crowd. I did another search on normal people, and found this:
      search for ass-pirate: 1,860 matches
      search for people: 312,000,000 matches
      ass-pirates to people %: 0.0059
      Notice that there is a *far* smaller percentage of normal people that are also ass-pirates than both pc users and mac users. From this it's easy to assume that pc and mac users (ie, computer users) are inherently ass-piratical. In other words, it's not necessarily the system that makes an ass-pirate, but the fact that said ass-pirate is a computer user.

    8. Re:It must be true. by electricsheep7 · · Score: 1
      Macs dominate in fields such as advertising, desktop publishing, and music production, all of which are fairly prestigious and relatively high paying. What kind of jobs do you think women find more attractive (statistically)?

      Additionally, if Mac users are more intelligent as well, then they will get the smarter chicks.

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    9. Re:It must be true. by Aerog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Arr. Ye be right! The evidence be undeniable!

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    10. Re:It must be true. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Is it a slow news day today? Is there nothing else to post but something to start flame war between PC and Mac users?

      Tomorrow on Slashdot: According to an internal Microsoft memo [fakememos.org] Linux users are impotent and severely lacking in hygiene.

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    11. Re:It must be true. by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Remind me to hang out with you on September 19th.

    12. Re:It must be true. by Aerog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny thing about that day (that relates to mac ass-pirates), that used to be my anniversary with an ex- before she cheated on me with a specific Mac-using ass-pirate.

      Y'arr. The world, she be circular after all!

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    13. Re:It must be true. by Glial · · Score: 1

      Ah but most male mac users aren't interested in chicks So...how many Macs do you own?

  5. It's economics really... by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You could probably boil this all down to economics. People who come from families who earn more than $200,000 are typically better educated that kids who come from welfare families. The argument could be made that folks with enough cabbage to purchase a $2k+ Macintosh have greater access to funds that the poor schmo who can only buy some sub $800 PC system which, in my mind, reflects on their access to education. If you can afford a mac - you probably went to a real University instead of DeVry.

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    1. Re:It's economics really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At the cost of things like computers (sub $5k, say) it really matters little what you earn, as opposed to what you choose to buy.

      Most PC users I know bemoan the cost of a new mac, yet they'll gladly spend $25k on a brand new car that loses $5k of that value the day they drive it home.

      That is, spend 20 minutes driving it home to sit in front of their $400 PC for the next 4 hours.

      People choose their priorities.

    2. Re:It's economics really... by alphan · · Score: 1
      Certainly there is this economics factor.

      One should also consider the fact that an important fraction of slashdotters are non native speakers of English. This fraction should be at least more than mac users with similar reasoning.

    3. Re:It's economics really... by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      Unlike such well known university drop-outs as the Good Mr Gates =)

      Besides, what overly-rich bum would spend thousands of dollars on, say, a dual 2Ghz G5, rather than get a similarly powerful Pentium 4 for considerably less (depending on the specific setup, of course)? Even rich people have a reasonable sense of values.

      And for the record, I've been a Mac-user since my family bought a Classic II fifteen years ago, and haven't changed since. Just for the record =)

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    4. Re:It's economics really... by Ignignot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dont descrimnat! Us PC users can lern vocabularee gud an uther things gud to! Jus cuz us got no fansee buk lernin duznt meen us dum! Maybee them Mac users think they ar betur then us but they ain't! Them dont unnerstan what us has bin threw animore. Us have to grow up with onlee 100000 $ a years had a hard lief! Us maid stong cuz of that! Them liv in soft wile us gets hard!

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    5. Re:It's economics really... by TempusMagus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sorry, but DeVry is a real University like McDonald's is 'Real Food' and Fox is like 'Real News'. A real university is a place where you do get a degree - DeVry is a training center or, at best, a trade school.

      I'm not trying to diss anyone who has actually attended such a school, i'm just pissed-off at the 'technical education industry' that DeVry exemplifies. I've probably interviewed about 20 or so DeVry candidates for various technical positions and they've all been horrible. I guess truck-stops and loading docks need people to hit CNTL-ALT-DEL these days too.

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    6. Re:It's economics really... by Bellyflop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course people choose their priorities. However, cars and computers are not quite comparable. Cars tend to have much higher resale values than computers and also tend to have a much longer average life.

    7. Re:It's economics really... by CatOne · · Score: 1

      Well, they all finance the car for $300/month, so who cares about the depreciation?

      Plus, parking is cheap on the lawn.

    8. Re:It's economics really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > At the cost of things like computers (sub $5k, say) it really matters little what you earn, as opposed to what you choose to buy.

      Higher income IS correlated with education and intelligence. If the mean income of Mac users is significantly higher, you can reasonably expect higher intelligence as well. For the type of "analysis" done here, it matters little what their preferences are or what they can afford. Do you really find it hard to believe that if you take a random sample of Mac users and a random sample of PC users, that the mean (or median) income of the Mac group will be higher?

    9. Re:It's economics really... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

      darn, you beat me to the punchline. =) Curses, foiled again!

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    10. Re:It's economics really... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that the difference really is intellectual as much as it is economic. Anyone who uses any non-Microsoft setup on the desktop -- whether that's a Mac, or a PC running Linux or BSD -- has almost certainly put some thought into the choice of operating systems and hardware. Someone running Windows may have put some thought into it and come to a rational decision, but more likely just went with it because it's the default. Or, to put or more bluntly: smart people may use Windows, MacOS, Linux, or BSD, but dumb people just use Windows.

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    11. Re:It's economics really... by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      Well I know someone who's getting a G5 with 30 inch cinema, and can also afford a 25 thousand dollar car. But he's spending the money on having a new kitchen fitted instead.

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    12. Re:It's economics really... by Compholio · · Score: 1

      The argument could be made that folks with enough cabbage to purchase a $2k+ Macintosh have greater access to funds that the poor schmo who can only buy some sub $800 PC system which, in my mind, reflects on their access to education.

      So what about linux people that spend 2-5K just on processors?

    13. Re:It's economics really... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah, because there's no such thing as a $800 Mac. And no one spends $2k+ on an Intel based PC, right? I mean, certainly no one here...

      You could probably boil this all down to bullsh*t, though. I mean, the whole story, not your post. It's not a scientific study, the results aren't meaningful, and so there's no need to 'boil it down' at all.

      [this coming from a Mac user who thinks he's smarter than everyone else... but it has nothing to do with being a Mac user]

    14. Re:It's economics really... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      I think it's a reasonable to assume that anyone who makes an informed decision about what OS to use, even if they decide on Windows, is above average. Informed decisions have a higher probability of being another OS, because uninformed decisions are almost 100% Windows.

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    15. Re:It's economics really... by primalamn · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Higher income IS correlated with education and intelligence." Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.

    16. Re:It's economics really... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Anyone who uses any non-Microsoft setup on the desktop ... has almost certainly put some thought into the choice of operating systems and hardware

      Not really. I know a few people who use Macs because (A) They've always used Macs, and (B) Everyone they know uses Macs, and (C) They use Macs at work. In short, they use Macs for the exact same reason everyone else uses Windows.

      I think Macs used to be a lot more mainstream than they are today. I got through college (late-80s/early-90s) without barely seeing a PC -- I knew one guy with an XT Clone, and there was a lab for business students, but other than that my world was 90% Mac and 9% Sun. It was easy to get sucked into the Apple World and stay there.

      Also, the average messageboard Apple Fanatic bears little relationship to the majority of the Mac userbase.

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    17. Re:It's economics really... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes and No. I know many people that make a $200K income family look like they are welfare cases when comparing income levels and they are not Mac users. (in fact one of them uses a Recent Silicon Graphics Workstation for surfing the internet and Email

      Artistic people usually own Mac's that is a demographic that is very defined by lots of research across the board, but income levels do not show a mac bias above a income level. in fact with many of the affluent people I deal with (I have a side business dealing with high end home automation... we are talking $20,000.00 is considered a el-cheapo home automation system by these people) Macintosh is not prevalent at all.

      High end Pc's are though. Lots of Alienware and Velocity Micro pc's as well as custom built jobs in ahanix cases that look like fine high end electronics, usually in a 19" rack with a smoked glass front door.

      Income level is not a demographic that shows a clear cut line from mac to PC. it's still pretty blurred on that line.

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    18. Re:It's economics really... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      finance the car for $300/month

      How's that Geo Metro working out for you?

      $300/month? Oh, how I wish.

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    19. Re:It's economics really... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not trying to diss anyone who has actually attended such a school, i'm just pissed-off at the 'technical education industry' that DeVry exemplifies. I've probably interviewed about 20 or so DeVry candidates for various technical positions and they've all been horrible. I guess truck-stops and loading docks need people to hit CNTL-ALT-DEL these days too.


      Not to mention the way these places keep crapflooding the industry by advertising on radio and TV that computer people are in demand and highly paid: Come to DeVry and within a year you'll begin your new career as a highly paid Information Technology Specialist! [cut to footage of guy wearing suit & tie standing over a computer while holding a multimeter]

    20. Re:It's economics really... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1, Troll

      Wow... that's so elitist.

      I would actually attribute this correlation to a few very simple factors:

      • The graphics and arts communities are targeted by Apple, and they're quite disproportionately literate.
      • Macintoshes aren't the best machines for non-academic pursuits
      • Macintoshes are not the "default" choice for a computer, you have to make a decision to buy one, you have to seek it out, research it and finally yes, you have to pay more.

      You know it could be that Macintosh advertisers are targeting people who are susceptable to being fooled into associating themselves with the "Think different" branding.

    21. Re:It's economics really... by yderf · · Score: 1

      Well one counter-example doesn't discredit what he said. A correlation just means that the likelyhood the two things are linked is high.
      It doesn't mean that there are no outliers.

    22. Re:It's economics really... by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      Cars tend to have much higher resale values than computers and also tend to have a much longer average life.

      Try shopping for a used Mac sometime. The prices are insane considering what you could get a PC of the same age for. Macs hold their value a lot longer than PCs. Of course, Macs are not commodity machines, unlike PCs.

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    23. Re:It's economics really... by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 1
      Actually, DeVry is an Accredited college. Most of the credits you earn at DeVry will transfer to any other college. The difference between DeVry and most colleges is that they offer courses targeted at a degree without any electives. You go 3 years and you come out with a Bachelor's degree in the field you chose. They do indeed offer courses such as Writing, Math (up to around Calc II, if I remember), Science, etc. etc.

      Don't confuse DeVry with a trade college. They may act like one on TV, but they do offer real degrees without any of the chaff.

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    24. Re:It's economics really... by yoha · · Score: 1

      Demographics, not economics. Probably a PC user.

    25. Re:It's economics really... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I got a loan on a 1 year old nissan altima 99' for 160 a month for 36 months with a reasonable down payment, who buys luxury cars? Anything over 30k is silly, imho. As you can use the money for something else like a boat at that point.

    26. Re:It's economics really... by mkeroppi · · Score: 1

      Them liv in soft wile us gets hard! Dats ride, amen bro...

    27. Re:It's economics really... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I bought a two-year-old Olds Intrigue for $346/mo for 48 months (zero down, but you can buy a Lamborghini for $200/mo given a large enough down payment so I won't count that). The minivan we bought to transport three kids, three dogs, and loads of luggage on regular cross-country trips was significantly more than $300.

      I'm not suggesting that anyone run out and by an SUV for their daily commute from the suburbs to their downtown office (regardless of whatever strange ideas a previous poster had), and paying more than 30k for a car is as low on my priority list as on yours, but $300 per month is a pretty low threshold to set.

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    28. Re:It's economics really... by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      you can get PCs for $300 from Walmart

      and that's really the crux of it - there are SO many PC users, many of who use it for their job that how can one execute this study and look at 100% of everyone? I mean, what about the mall kiosk cashier who rings you up on PC? What about the guy who works in a gas station who has a PC to print up estimates and play minesweeper.

      PCs are often bought by the "lowest common denominator" because they need a computer and they can get a PC for far less than a mac (I use both BTW - I work in a TV studio)

      really, I wonder what the test group looked like...

    29. Re:It's economics really... by DrCode · · Score: 1

      True. And the really dumb ones fall for the radio ads that ask, "Can you afford only $35/week for the computer of your dreams?" Then they end up spending around $2000 for an x86 PC anyway.

    30. Re:It's economics really... by primalamn · · Score: 1

      His statement was smaking of absolute fact [note the IS in all caps], and this was to show that this is, in reality, incorrect. Like the previous statements correlating Mac user to homosexuals or Windows users as sheep. So yes, it does discredit what he said, in light of the connotation he was making.

    31. Re:It's economics really... by Seanasy · · Score: 1

      $300/month for a Geo Metro? You'd have it paid off in 3 months.

      My girlfriend and I split the cost of a Chevy Metro two years ago. Total cost $2500. I get >40mpg highway. It takes me everywhere I want to go. Although driving up hills with 2 people, a dog and camping gear for all really pushes the limits of those 3 cylinders.

      The only thing I miss is space for hauling large items. My next car will probably be a station wagon.

    32. Re:It's economics really... by Dr.+Sigmund+Freud · · Score: 1
      bullshit what a load of shit, I know nobody who can afford a 25 thousand dollar car let along a G5 with 30 inch cinema. I think ur a mac user whose trying to prove no point at all and justify your spending big money on being no different to anyone else

      After about a dozen assaults on the English language, you finally succeeded in murdering it.

      As we observe a moment of silence, please try to remember that your native language was the language of Shakespeare and Milton, and even Homer (Simpson, not The Iliad guy) would know the difference between whose and who is.

      However, Mac users are grateful for your convincing proof that the conclusion of the study is valid after all.

      Q.E.D.

    33. Re:It's economics really... by loraksus · · Score: 2, Funny

      He got married eh?

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    34. Re:It's economics really... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Mac. And no one spends $2k+ on an Intel based PC, right? I mean, certainly no one here...

      Well, I have a number of friends that have recently bought $2k+ IBM Thinkpads, which seem to all be Intel based. Of course, they immediately wiped the Windows OS and replaced it with linux. And I get the impression that there are a few linux users here.

      One problem with Macs, of course, is that they're designed for people who haven't learned to move their fingers independently. My wife got a Powerbook some time back, and while she likes it a lot better than her old Windows box (and gave that to me so I could have another linux box), she does sometimes wax nostalgic about the 16-button mouse on the CAD workstations that she used to work with.

      Myself, I'd be happy with 3 buttons, so that cut and paste will be as fast as it is on any unix/linux machine. I think that's one of the advantages of Thinkpads. And after a few months, it could well save $2000 as measured by our billing times.

      There's the ongoing question of why IBM isn't selling Thinkpads with linux installed. With all their touted linux support, how are they missing this market opportunity?

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    35. Re:It's economics really... by admdrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The specs the $799 Mac are roughly the same as a $399 PC here (the Mac has Firewire, probably a more robust processor, and faster memory, while the PC has built-in ethernet, a *much* higher clock speed, and a memory reader). When most people consider their computer an appliance (versus a performance machine), saving $400 for a 'mundane' PC is a big deal.

      Also, the person who spends $2,000+ on a PC is either a geek who's putting together an amazingly fast machine themself, or an average person who has the money to buy a top of the line pre-built PC. Neither fall into the category of someone looking for a budget computer.

    36. Re:It's economics really... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Cars tend to have much higher resale values than computers and also tend to have a much longer average life.

      True for resale value. But the linux crowd has profited enormously from the fact that even crappy Intel hardware often lasts a decade or more. It's the forced software upgrades that kill Windows machines while the hardware is still good. So the suckers who are forced to buy new hardware that will run the Windows upgrades are selling their "obsolete" hardware cheap, and it runs linux just fine. Carry your knoppix CD along to garage sales, and you can get yourself a nice machine for next to nothing.

      In particular, there are lots of old Intel boxes out there running the firewalls and gateways for most of the Internet. There was even the story here last year about the "super-computer" that was a beowulf cluster of mostly discarded Intel boxes that had been bought for next to nothing. (Of course, the high-speed comm equipment that tied them together wasn't cheap. ;-)

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    37. Re:It's economics really... by tenton · · Score: 1

      It's smacking of an absolute fact, because it higher income is correlated to education and intellegence. Note that correlation does not mean equal to, nor did the original poster intend for it to mean that. It's just means there is a link between the two. (also remember correlation != causation). Try taking a statistics class, or at least understand the terms being used. Or at least learned to comprehend what was written, not what you think was written.

      Just like there is a correlation between smoking cigarettes and lung cancer and emphysema. Plenty of people have smoked and never develeoped problems; but overall, if you smoke cigarettes, there is a much higher chance that you will develop lung cancer. Thus, the correlation between the two.

    38. Re:It's economics really... by aberant · · Score: 1

      i goto DeVry.. and well.. i can't exactly say it's a bad experience, but i do think a typical sheltered nerd would benefit from a college with writing and history corses that actually matter.. my biggest shock in going here is that there are no nerds.. i'm the only one of all the students i have known to actually use linux.. i've actually explained to one of my professors how SQL injection works, and he was a supposed java project manager working for the city. or explained to another professor (who is a self professed 'expert' at red hat 8 ) how to install VNC. maybe it's just my school but it seems to be a bunch of thugs and people uncertain which end of the mouse to use. I guess all the real nerds went to other colleges...

    39. Re:It's economics really... by AxB_teeth · · Score: 1

      #1 - Well, I have a number of friends...
      I believe he was being sarcastic.

      #2 - ...designed for people who haven't learned to move their fingers independently.
      Have you ever seen a USB mouse? Granted, the single button on the trackpad is stupid, but if you're doing any mouse-intensive work you're not going to use a trackpad anyway.

      --

      However,
    40. Re:It's economics really... by duncangough · · Score: 1

      Just for a minute there I read that as:

      CNT-alt-del

    41. Re:It's economics really... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      'Well, I have a number of friends that have recently bought $2k+ IBM Thinkpads, which seem to all be Intel based.'

      I was joking. The OP was saying Macs are prohibitively expensive because you can't get a Mac for under $2k, while you can get a PC for $800 (his numbers). So I linked to a brand-new $800 Mac, and pointed out, with sarcasm, that, of course, plenty of people spend $2k for Intel boxes.

      'Myself, I'd be happy with 3 buttons, so that cut and paste will be as fast as it is on any unix/linux machine. I think that's one of the advantages of Thinkpads. And after a few months, it could well save $2000 as measured by our billing times.'

      Actually, the one-button mouse doesn't bother me, I've just gotten quicker with the keyboard short-cuts. (Powerbook user)

    42. Re:It's economics really... by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Look. Its simple. It's not that the PC's themselves are cheaper (they are, you can get more bang for your buck with a PC), but for the younger crowd, the software for the PC is free.

      You want photoshop? On a PC it takes three hours, decent broadband, and kazaa. On a Mac, that will be $1000 dollars.

      You want any app? Warez groups cater to PC audiences. Its plan and simple.

      If you have a PC, you can turn it into a full production box with a hit on your morals and ten or so hours of downloading.

      If you have a Mac, you going to have to pay for that. This fact doesn't irk professionals who use Macs, cause they were going to pay anyway. But college kids and younger barely had enough money to put the computer together, let alone spend money on software.

      You could put Linux on a Mac and enjoy free software, but that isn't special. Linux runs on almost anything, why buy a more expensive machine when for non-professional purposes, a PC will do.

      That is the real cost difference.

    43. Re:It's economics really... by Salvo · · Score: 1

      Cars tend to have a higher resale value 'cos they cost more. As soon as you drive a car away from the dealership, it decreases in value by 10%. Meanwhile certain Computers (specifically certain Macs and other Boutique Computers) don't drop in price that much, and a few even keep up with inflation!
      Also, a computer isn't going to be completely destroyed by a drunk Internet User, Virus or Worm. They can always be re-installed. No matter how good a driver you are, a Car can be completely destroyed by a Drunk Driver, even when that driver does not have access to your Machine (car).

    44. Re:It's economics really... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      'The specs the $799 Mac are roughly the same as a $399 PC here '

      Man, I hate this Mac/PC stuff, but this is what I get for getting involved. eh, anywah... First, add $50. Mail-in rebates don't count. Second, add a monitor, since the computer you cited doesn't have one. That brings us close in price. Next, I'd say that a package as useful and easy as iLife ought to run you close to $100 on a PC. Oh, but lest forget that. You're still close in price, for the same rough package...

      But what's this?... eMachines? They're not exactly the final word in quality. And an on-board Intel video chipset? I mean, even if we say the stats are close, and the price is close, the Apple is a quality brand. It's not that much more to get a machine that isn't a POS.

    45. Re:It's economics really... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      I'm the opposite; the first thing I acquired for my PowerBook (before even a RAM upgrade or case) was a USB mouse. Following that, I assigned Exposé to the middle button and I'm a very happy bunny.

    46. Re:It's economics really... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      "You want photoshop? On a PC it takes three hours, decent broadband, and kazaa. On a Mac, that will be $1000 dollars."

      No, on a Mac it takes three hours, decent broadband, and Limewire :)

      There's no real reason though... the graphics software it comes with (GraphicConverter) does most of what the average student/whoever would need, plus I'm sure GIMP is probably ported to at least X11 on Mac.

    47. Re:It's economics really... by admdrew · · Score: 1

      $400 + $50 (taking out rebate) + $150 monitor is still $600, $200 less than the cheapest eMac Hell, get an expensive CRT ($300) and you're still under cost. You can't really count bundled software like iLife, considering most of that can be natively done on an XP or Linux OS, or with software freely available.

      And if you want to talk about brandname... fine. Go to Dell and configure yourself a system online there. I was able to get a Celeron-based machine with 512mb ram, a 17" monitor, an 80gb harddrive, two DVD drives (one of them a burner), and the whole keyboard, mouse, speaker deal for $847 (not counting any rebates). So for 50 more bucks you get twice the harddrive capacity, twice the ram, an additional optical drive, the same size monitor, and in a quality brand. If you want, save some money on the harddrive or ram and buy yourself a Radeon 9600XT, which easily outperforms the eMac's 9200.

      The point with regards to the cheap eMachines computer is that PC users have a wide range of choices when it comes to price and power. When you're buying a Mac, you sacrifice price for hip factor to a certain extent.

    48. Re:It's economics really... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      And if you want to talk about brandname... fine. Go to Dell and configure yourself a system online there. I was able to get a Celeron-based machine with 512mb ram, a 17" monitor, an 80gb harddrive, two DVD drives (one of them a burner), and the whole keyboard, mouse, speaker deal for $847 (not counting any rebates)

      And what did you trim out? Is this a special deal through your business, or a computer without an OS? I just went on Dell's website, priced a system with 256MB RAM, 80GB hard-drive, 1 year service, 1 combo DVD/CR-RW, base-level keyboard, mouse, speakers, 17" CRT Monitor, on-board Intel video... And it was $1053 after mail-in rebate. Oh, I added CD-burner software. But I went for the bottom of the barrel model, Windows XP Home (instead of Pro). WordPerfect (instead of Office).

      I could probably have knocked the price down a little, but I'm not trying to get into an argument, even, over which is a better machine. I'm saying Apple's aren't prohibitively expensive. If you can spend $800-$1000 for a Dell, then you can spend $800-$1000 for an Apple- regardless of which you think is better, you can afford it .

    49. Re:It's economics really... by abertoll · · Score: 1

      WRONG! They will NOT transfer to ANY other college or even most REAL Universities!

      --
      "he drew his sword Ringil that glittered like ice... and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds..."
    50. Re:It's economics really... by admdrew · · Score: 1

      + go here for the Dimension 2400 (548 base)
      + remove $50 rebate
      + change RAM option to 512MB (+130)
      + change HD option to 80GB (+30)
      + change CD or DVD drive option to "8x DVD+RW Drive + 16x DVD-ROM Drive" (the most expensive option) (+139)
      + change speakers to Dell A425 Speakers (+10)
      548 + 130 + 30 + 139 + 10 = 857

      I agree whole-heartedly that Apples aren't ungodly expensive, especially considering the price of computers 10 years ago (4 grand for a 486DX4, anyone?). The thing is, you can consistantly spend less for comparable PCs or spend the same for more powerful PCs. By the time you get to $3k+ systems, PCs and Macs get closer in performance (dual G5s vs P4EE vs Athlon FX chips... choose your flavor), but for the budget crowd PCs are the better performance for price choice.

    51. Re:It's economics really... by Sick+Boy · · Score: 1

      Actually, it took ... my um, friend... about 3 hours on bittorrent, in the meanwhile, um- he, my friend, played with GIMP and still found it to not be worth the re-learning curve. But it does work, should you want to conform to society's scruples.

      --
      Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
    52. Re:It's economics really... by orynge · · Score: 1

      "Cars tend to have much higher resale values than computers and also tend to have a much longer average life."

      And so do girls...

      --
      Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throat.
    53. Re:It's economics really... by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 1
      WRONG! They will NOT transfer to ANY other college or even most REAL Universities!
      Care to back that up? I can prove the opposite.

      The only regional accreditation is with the Council for Higher Edication Accreditation. DeVry is accredited with the NCA of the CHEA as are these institutions. Most colleges will take credits from another college accredited by the same regional association.

      Here's one example (hard to find because most schools do not list specific institutions): Texas Tech. If you select Texas, then DeVry and View all Courses, you'll find quite a list of credits that will transfer.

      --
      -Redundancy Man strikes again!
    54. Re:It's economics really... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      FYI: The last Macs to ship without built-in ethernet came out in May 1997, the 20th Anniversary Macintosh and the PowerBook 2400 (sub-notebook). All Macs since the Power Macintosh G3 introduced in November 1997 had built-in ethernet.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    55. Re:It's economics really... by mouth_rules · · Score: 1

      They actually do. When I transfered from Devry to the Ohio State University, psychology, algebra, intro to computers, critical thinking and my business 100 class transfered. Those were the classes I took for my first semester, and I transfered after my first semester. So, in my case, 100% transfered just fine.

    56. Re:It's economics really... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      It took 4 hours to make a damn XP Pro being able to get SP1 today. Yes, only to access SP1!

      I can easily say now... Buy a second hand mac, not a top of the line Dell!

      Its coming from an exhausted guy, I hope all apologies accepted.

      BTW, not using PC for 6-7 months only, it seems worm/spyware/malware crap became _real_ matter in this time. I remember 6-7 months ago, you run ad-aware, delete all spyware and system would be ok... Today, it wasn't the case...

      Friend had continuously updated Norton AV even, it didn't help, damn spyware continued to come by...

      PC users, especially sub 2 Ghz, think about getting a dual g4 mac, second hand...

    57. Re:It's economics really... by CatOne · · Score: 1

      GF just bought a car... Ford Escape. $22,000 off the lot. $5K, 5 year financing at 2.9% (could get 3 year at 0.9% but hell, 2.9% for 5 years is pretty damn attractive).

      About $350 a month. So no $300/month isn't unreasonable.

  6. Troll food: I'm hungry! by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, this is absolute troll food but I'm hungry:

    For a more realistic and interesting baseline, I collected about 2,800 lines of Slashdot discussion contributions and ran style against them to get the following ratings summary along with a lot of detail data omitted here:

    Kincaid: 7.7
    ARI: 8.0
    Coleman-Liau: 9.7
    Flesch Index: 72.4
    Fog Index: 10.7
    Lix: 37.1 = school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 9.8
    Notice that these results apply to comments from Slashdotters, not to the text on which they're commenting. Look at the source articles and you get very different results because, of course, most are professionally written or edited -- although there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."


    Yeah, first off, I want to know what 2,800 lines he took. I would hope he didn't use a random method of comment gathering as anything under +3 is generally junk (and thus why it holds there). I want to know if he has taken a look at more recent Slashdot banter or comments generated since its inception. It's a well known fact that the signal to noise ratio has increased over the years (as is expected as the site grows in "popularity").

    When he mentions that he wasn't performing this "study" on the text Slashdotters were commenting on, does that mean that he wasn't paying attention to the particular stories we were responding to? That could have a major impact on the results.

    Yes, all of us Slashdotters are stuck-up assholes, but I seriously doubt that the higher rated comments are written at a 5th grade reading level unless you are looking at -1 to +5 instead of +1 and above (which I assume that most people read at).

    Perhaps he posted this, knowing full well we would troll it, just to prove his point?

    I guess if this hadn't originally been posted to MacNewsWorld I would I have found it extremely funny that the storey was posted by "pudge" instead of Cowboyneal...

  7. Michael smart? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trying to (admittidly jokingly) determine which group is smarter by their message group posts? And using SLASHDOT posts as a base? Considering 3/4ths of all posts on slashdot are "Yu0 @r3 the SUXORZ F3G!" or "GNAA Ownz U!" (complete with beautiful ASCII art).
    In reality, it's a pretty funny article. Good read. Best quote from the article: ...there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."

    1. Re:Michael smart? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny
      '3/4ths of all posts on slashdot are "Yu0 @r3 the SUXORZ F3G!" or "GNAA Ownz U!" (complete with beautiful ASCII art).'

      That was the first thing I thought of too. And not just the h4x0r-speak, but most posts are fired off pretty quickly and carlessly, and often with a focus on being funny or interesting, and not on making sense. I wonder how "In Soviet Russia, our new overlord Beowolf clusters don't have an imagination to imagine you, you insensitive clod!" (or other nonsense) would rate on one of these systems. It doesn't check for content, right?

      Anyway, the funniest thing about this article has to be this guy's picture. I keep thinking he looks like my grandfather, stoned, being distracted by 'pretty lights'.

    2. Re:Michael smart? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Even with all that, /. still did better than the PC mags. I wonder if Newsforge would do any better?

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
  8. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, there not!

    Sincrly,

    PC User

    1. Re:No! by Squishy+Eyeball+Jeff · · Score: 1

      Apparently, while being able to grasp things esoteric, creative, and intellectual, sarcasm escapes the Mac user. Film at 11.

  9. No by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two words: Ellen Feiss

    -Peter

    1. Re:No by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two words: Dell Dude

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    2. Re:No by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Who she?

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    3. Re:No by thefinite · · Score: 1
      Don't forget that moron Dell intern who keeps teddy bears in his bedroom at home.

      Dell insists on using characters will low levels of intelligence to sell their computers. Hmmmm....

      --
      Boom Shanka
    4. Re:No by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

      She verry stoopid mac user.

      --
      HAND.
    5. Re:No by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      Who she [Ellen Feiss]?

      She's like, totally, this, you know, girl, who had, like, a Windows PC that totally went BANG! and so she, like, became - get this! - like totally the poster-child for the Mac Switch campaign, like.

      (Damn, I wish I could find some of my old parody links. I deleted them once I realised how sad I was keeping them cluttering up Firefox. Sad, but they were funny. Funnier than me, at any rate...)

      --
      This is where the serious fun begins.
    6. Re:No by rograndom · · Score: 1

      And Ellen feels she's above the dell dude

      Q: Do you feel any connection to the Dell dude?
      Ellen: No, none whatsoever. That guy's a doofus.

  10. Mac users smarter and more articulate? by presearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh!

    1. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better talking does not equate smarter! I'm deeply injured by that insidiation. On behalve of every one like me, I would like to make known: Plees have regard for speeking-impared peoples. And also riting-impared. This is an outage!

      --
      I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
    2. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Plees have regard for speeking-impared peoples. And also riting-impared. This is an outage!

      I'm wondering if the spell-checking-as-standard in Mail.app and Safari text-area boxes has anything to do with it.

      Honestly, my spelling was good before I got a Mac, but now it's utterly prefect! :-)

      --
      Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
    3. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by knutal · · Score: 1

      D'oh!

    4. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 1
      Better talking does not equate smarter! I'm deeply injured by that insidiation. On behalve of every one like me, I would like to make known: Plees have regard for speeking-impared peoples. And also riting-impared. This is an outage!

      Don't worry, Mr. President, we've replaced you with a iMac in a flight suit running a bombing program in an infinite loop. I don't think anyone will notice the difference.

    5. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by chundo · · Score: 1

      More articulate and expressive is not equal to smarter. All they're really proving is what everyone's known for a long time - Mac has the corner on the artist market. Creative-minded people generally tend to be more expressive and articulate than your average person.

      That doesn't equate intelligence. I've got salespeople that are wonderfully articulate and expressive, but are dumb as rocks when it comes to ethics, problem-solving, technology, or even common sense.

      -j

    6. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by nine-times · · Score: 1
      I know it's a joke, but it's a good point too. 'Smarter' is a vaque term. Some people are good at math, some at writing, while some stink at both but are terrific at certain types of abstract thought. I've known some people who, I'm sure, would score terrificly high on standardized testing (SAT or IQ), but have no common sense. And I know people with extremely bad memories, they're slow at math, and they don't express themselves well, but they have terrific common sense, they're great at dealing with people, and they have impeccible problem-solving skills. Who's 'smarter'?

      But take the case of dyslexia. There have been studies that suggest that dyslexics, on average, have higher IQs that non-dyslexics, but they have trouble specifically with words (spoken and written) and spelling. Supposedly, with dyslexics, the activity of decoding language into abstract thought happens in a differnt part of the brain, and the different part of the brain handles the information differently.

      Anyway, I kind of like the Forest Gump "stupid is as stupid does" definition myself.

    7. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by shic · · Score: 1

      Better talking does not equate smarter!

      Tell that to George Bernard Shaw - don't you believe Pygmalion?

    8. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Mr. President?

      What are you doing here?

      m-

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      You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
    9. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Keep talking like that and we'll have to elect you president!

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  11. Oh yeah by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm a Mac user, and I spent roughly twice the money an equivilent PC would have cost me. Many of the software titles I'd like to run are only available on the PC. In fact, I also own a PC so I can run those programs, bringing the total cost of my Mac up to about three times the cost of a single PC.

    I had to buy a BMW because Apple doesn't make speakers yet for my iPod.

    PC users. What a bunch of dumbasses.

    1. Re:Oh yeah by irokitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are so many great games for the Mac.

      Zork

      Breakout

      Super Breakout

      ummm.....
      *Photoshop?*

      (My apologies to Gus).

      --
      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    2. Re:Oh yeah by Splinton · · Score: 1

      You're obviously a Mac user trying to bring down the style scores of future Slashdot analysis with :

      an equivilent PC

      I ask you! That's a cheap shot. Cheap!

    3. Re:Oh yeah by mkeroppi · · Score: 1

      Sorry guys. The Mac is about intelligence. Leave frivolous activities such as gaming to the PC.

    4. Re:Oh yeah by jrutley · · Score: 1

      Maybe your buying a PC has made your intelligence "equivalent" to ours. PC guy

  12. Proof by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, for one thing we Mac users seem to be able to figure out how to register for accounts on Slashdot...

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'If there were no Apple, it would be necessary for Microsoft to create one.'

      Heh heh heh

  13. Me smart, too by jfengel · · Score: 1

    The article begins, "I doubt it's possible to get a definitive answer".

    I doubt it's possible to get a meaningful answer. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's supposed to be funny.

  14. Oh really? by shadowmatter · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then how come when I put a two-button mouse on my grandma's Mac, and she tried to use it, her head exploded?

    - sm

    1. Re:Oh really? by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then how come when I put a two-button mouse on my grandma's Mac, and she tried to use it, her head exploded?

      This reminds me of the shock I got a few months ago when a Mac user buddy of mine was showing off the G4 he had bought on clearance when the G5s came out. I didn't think of him as a power user, especially since he never shelled out $20 for a better mouse. But I almost fell out of my chair when I asked him how many iTunes songs he had purchased... he did a command-tab to cycle thru his apps, stopping on a terminal window, and did a "find . -name "*.m4p" -print | wc -l"

      Someone was doing their homework!

    2. Re:Oh really? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Funny

      "and did a "find . -name "*.m4p" -print | wc -l"
      Someone was doing their homework!"


      Obviously not, because you don't need the -print. Mac users eh...

    3. Re:Oh really? by cirby · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...or he could have just opened iTunes and looked at "Purchased Music."

    4. Re:Oh really? by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      Lies! A Mac user would have used cut to get rid of the five spaces before the output! :)

      --
      "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
      -E. W. Dijkstra
  15. As a Mac user and Apple employee by Twid · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Mac user and Apple employee, I would just like to say:

    LOL U SUK LINUX GRAMMOR N00B.

    Sincerely,
    - Twid

    --
    - "When you want something with all your heart, the entire universe conspires to give it to you" -Paulo Coelho
    1. Re:As a Mac user and Apple employee by CatOne · · Score: 1

      Get off the computer and go to an XTC laced rave/rock concert, already!

    2. Re:As a Mac user and Apple employee by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      1 th1nk u m3an haxx0rs R l33t.

      --
      Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    3. Re:As a Mac user and Apple employee by APDent · · Score: 1

      Most ravers probably aren't fans of XTC, not even in lace. Perhaps you meant the drug ecstasy, instead.

    4. Re:As a Mac user and Apple employee by Twid · · Score: 1


      PACKING RIGHT NOW, SIR.

      Actually, XTC won't be there. NOFX will, though.

      --
      - "When you want something with all your heart, the entire universe conspires to give it to you" -Paulo Coelho
  16. /. bashing by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    I stopped reading the article when I saw that the purpose was just to bash us.

  17. Confirmation by jhtrih · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, this is just confirmation of what all Mac users know. The computer for the rest of us is now the computer for the best of us.

  18. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by haluness · · Score: 1
    > Ok, this is absolute troll food but I'm hungry:


    Come on! As you wrote, its basically a troll article (or else an article who just discovered the style program!)


    Its not really worth a comment at all, though this thread will probably filled with pointless flames.

  19. Please, kill the author... thank you. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt. Don't we have anything more worthwhile we could be discussing than just another lame Mac vs. PC debate?

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
    1. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt.

      It's in the "It's Funny. Laugh." section - this is supposed to provoke a flamewar just for the sheer hell of it. As a Mac, PC, Solaris and Linux user, I intend to sit back, have a chuckle, and toast the marshmellows using the searing heat radiating from my browser window...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by jtnishi · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always the inevitable vi vs. emacs debates, but I don't think we want to hear that one either.

    3. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by Speare · · Score: 1
      Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt. Don't we have anything more worthwhile we could be discussing than just another lame Mac vs. PC debate?

      You did not spell any words incorrectly; you made no homonym errors; you used complex sentence structure; and while I think that your phrase order is a little unrefined, the grammar is natural for an extemporaneous comment.

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    4. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Everybody with half a brain already knows that vi is better.

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    5. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by skiman1979 · · Score: 1
      the marshmellows

      Assuming Mac users are smarter, you must really be a PC user.

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    6. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by mccalli · · Score: 1
      >>the marshmellows
      >Assuming Mac users are smarter, you must really be a PC user

      Hmm. It seems I lose. I shall turn in my Powerbook forthwith, and begin using Windows ME as penance.

      Damn those marshmellow-like marshmallows!

      Cheers,
      Ian

    7. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by JHromadka · · Score: 1
      Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt. Don't we have anything more worthwhile we could be discussing than just another lame Mac vs. PC debate?

      Exactly! We Mac users now must go update all of our resumes with a link to the article. :)

      Seriously, I'm a Mac user and I thought the article was funny. We have someone from LinuxInsider writing an article about how Mac users are smarter by using text from a very Linux-heavy website as proof. The underlying statement he is making is that Mac users are also smarter than Linux users. Wonder if his website is happy with that statement?

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    8. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      And you can now run vi on your Mac.

      (OK, you can run emacs on your Mac, too. Maybe it should be eMac? eMax?)

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    9. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by jwinter1 · · Score: 1

      Everybody with half a brain already knows that vi is better.

      While everyone with more than half of a brain knows that emacs is much better.

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    10. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by scottgfx · · Score: 1

      I tired of "flame wars" about 10 years ago on FidoNet. *yawn*

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  20. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > instead of +1 and above (which I assume
    > that most people read at).

    Right on. Judging Slashdot by the -1 comments is a bit like judging a magazine by the articles it rejects.

    Actually, even that's not fair, since it's much easier to post GNAA to Slashdot than it is to submit an article to a magazine...

  21. Those who are truely intellegent... by wbav · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't limit themseleves to just one platform. Each has its uses. Personally, I use linux, win xp, and a Mac from time to time.

    I mean, if you don't use them all, how can you really say one is better than the others?

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    1. Re:Those who are truely intellegent... by Xanthian · · Score: 1

      Those who are TRULY intelligent can also spell TRULY....

  22. no kidding? by zorcon · · Score: 1

    Imagine that, overpriced computers wich often resemble a piece of art and only garner 3% of the home computer market, appeal to folks who are smarter and speak better english. It's just so unbelievable.

    This probably has something to do with l33t not being a part of the king's english.

  23. Mac's cost more by idlemind · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Mac's cost more so the average mac owner is likely to have a better economic status. More money usually means better education.

    1. Re:Mac's cost more by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      Uh.. no. That's like saying a PC user with a brand new expensive video card is more educated than a PC user with an older video card. All it means is that one had particular preferences or needs to be met that were different than the other.

      I would contend that yes, Mac owners tend to be smarter but for one reason only: PC's have far more market saturation, meaning that when Joe Bob from the 7-Eleven needs a computer, it will probably be a PC.

      Same goes for Linux vs Windows. Linux users tend to be more educated than Windows users just because Windows has more market saturation than Linux. As Linux gains ground, people who don't know the difference between the two may pick Linux instead, thus lowering the intelligence average.

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  24. Comparing Apples to Banana Juniors by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    For a more realistic and interesting baseline, I collected about 2,800 lines of Slashdot discussion contributions and ran style against them to get the following ratings summary

    What he didn't mention was what level he was browsing at.

    So, I expect something like this:

    '*BSD is dying scores a high ranking, while GNAA and GOATSE only got a 3. And the text art caused finder to explode.'

  25. Question.... by cephyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do I mod the article post as Troll or Flamebait?

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    1. Re:Question.... by Bricklets · · Score: 1

      Too late. You already commented. :)

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  26. Better question... by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are Mac users smarter than PC users? I'd rather know: Are Crack users smarter than PCP users?

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    1. Re:Better question... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd rather know: Are Crack users smarter than PCP users?

      Not smarter, but crack users sure do talk faster.

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  27. That makes sense to me. by the_rajah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simply put, Mac users are, for the most part, academics, artsy or literary types who have spent a lot more time in rhetoric and literature classes while slashdotters spent their time in geeky technical (useful) pursuits. Writing style is not the main interest of the /. crew, although some argument could be made that better style can result in better communication.

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    1. Re:That makes sense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm a computer science major and a Mac user, you insensitive clod!

      Seriously, don't go bashing the arts unless you don't listen to music, watch movies, or do anything besides code. And if that IS you, go outside. There is sunlight. It is refreshing and warm.

    2. Re:That makes sense to me. by Splinton · · Score: 2, Funny

      better style can result in better communication

      ... and a better chance of getting a date.

    3. Re:That makes sense to me. by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      I was thinking, the corollary had to be finances..

      if you can afford the finer (more expensive) things in life, odds are, you had a better education...

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    4. Re:That makes sense to me. by gforceamg · · Score: 1

      This is not necessarily true. There is a large portion of Mac users who are very technically oriented. (Take me for example; I'm one of them) But just because I'm an engineer doesn't mean that I'm required to be illiterate. In fact, I find that many of the engineers I work with are very skilled at expressing themselves in writing. (Probably because we spend half our time writing documentation for our stuff.) Just my two cents...

    5. Re:That makes sense to me. by nfotxn · · Score: 1

      There are many non-specific geek slashdotters such as myself. Many people are making the cut-and-dry comparison that geeks run x86 and maybe a Mac while those of us who's job it is to be rhetorical and entirely ungeeky must use Macs only! In reality, where things are inevitably more complex, there infact artsy types who can paint, write and sing but also can work a compiler and do a bit of shell scripting. This is what we call "progress".

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    6. Re:That makes sense to me. by praxim · · Score: 1

      Indeed, much of the better writing in the blogs I read comes from people in engineering or other technical fields. The ones I usually happen upon from people who studied English or, better yet, communications, have usually been fairly poorly written. This is just an observation and certainly not a basis for generalizations--I'm just saying that the two skillsets are not at all mutually exclusive.

    7. Re:That makes sense to me. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Simply put, Mac users are, for the most part, academics, artsy or literary types who have spent a lot more time in rhetoric and literature classes while slashdotters spent their time in geeky technical (useful) pursuits. Writing style is not the main interest of the /. crew, although some argument could be made that better style can result in better communication.

      I think your theory is close, but doesn't go far enough. I suspect that Mac users tend not just to be academic/literary types, but academic/leteray types who place a great deal of importance upon appearance. The kind of academics who buy macs are likely the same kind of academics who won't hit the "submit" button until they're absolutely positive that their grammar and spelling are perfect. Contrast that with your average PC/Linux mook with a motley accumulation of scabbed-together PC's who doesn't even care abouit typos much less spelling. The Mac-head and the Linux mook may have equal levels of education and writing ability, but I suspect the kind of person who buys a Mac cares about it more.

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    8. Re:That makes sense to me. by Luscious868 · · Score: 1
      Seriously, don't go bashing the arts unless you don't listen to music, watch movies, or do anything besides code.

      I'd argue with you there by suggesting that sometimes coding can be an art form. Sure there are a million code monkeys out there that do nothing but sit at their cubicle, drink coffee and fire out line after line of code.

      I work for a consulting company where we do a decent amount of development work. It primarily consists of better integrating the software that we resell with our customers existing internal business processes. There are many occasions where this type of work requires quite a bit of creativity and ingenuity.

    9. Re:That makes sense to me. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Your reading too much into it.
      A greater % of Mac users are Professional when compaired to x86 PC users.

      The Mac croud are fairly selective and often use there Mac's for work perpouses. You would expect a os with a higher professional usage to have more professional users.

      The stange thing is that Macs are supposed to be 'simple' and yet the 'simple' people use PC's.

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    10. Re:That makes sense to me. by maggern · · Score: 1

      The Mac-head and the Linux mook may have equal levels of education and writing ability, but I suspect the kind of person who buys a Mac cares about it more.

      He-he, you would NATURALLY care MORE about something that's TWICE as expensive as another thing. :-)

      'Cause I'm worth it?

    11. Re:That makes sense to me. by Japong · · Score: 1

      I'm an artsy and a writer- and I use a PC!

      Personally, I'm tired of this garbage. I prefer using a PC for my Photoshop experience. The PC that I own that runs Photoshop cost me about $800 Canadian when I got it last year. It's a Barton 2500 XP with a soft modded Radeon 9500 non-pro -> 9700. It's more than adequate for most of today's gaming (important to me) and runs Photoshop far better than last year's CDN $800 eMac (not to mention the gaming prospects of an eMac).

      How on earth am I less intelligent for getting a more efficient personal computer?

      This entire phenomenon was started by Apple itself during the "Think Different" campaign - negative ads that portray Windows as a clunky OS that's prone to failure. True or not, Macs make their living at the expense of Windows, Microsoft, and PC users as a whole. The PC sector is too large, decentralized, and most importantly, rich, to care what the hell Mac users think (different) in the first place.

    12. Re:That makes sense to me. by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      The Mac-head and the Linux mook may have equal levels of education and writing ability, but I suspect the kind of person who buys a Mac cares about it more.

      Uhhh, I'm going to have to stop you there. Writing ability isn't something that just springs fully grown from your forehead: you actually have to work at it for a while before it becomes ingrained. It's going to be pretty hard to be a good writer without having cared about it at some point.

      That, and don't confuse (technical) education with writing ability. The two are surprisingly dissociated.
    13. Re:That makes sense to me. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Uhhh, I'm going to have to stop you there. Writing ability isn't something that just springs fully grown from your forehead

      That's why I said "may have" at the beginning of the sentence. It sets up a hypothetical situation wherein the two people are assumed to have the writing ability already, and then makes the assertion that the Mac owner is more likely to care about how other see their writing.

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    14. Re:That makes sense to me. by ztirffritz · · Score: 1

      Or, Mac users, knowing that the software on a Mac is usually better suited to productivity, use Safari as their browser, which has a spell checker built into it. This means that they don't have to cut and paste their post into Word to spellcheck, then paste it back into the browser when they are finished with it. I could be mistaken, but I believe that Mozilla hasn't even caught on to that one yet (hint! hint!)

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    15. Re:That makes sense to me. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Any Linux user will tell you that you must be an idiot for using Photoshop instead of the GIMP. And you prove that by claiming the "Think Different" campaign ever even mentioned computers, let alone Windows being clunky.

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    16. Re:That makes sense to me. by Japong · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh. Looks like Wintel bashing to me.

      The birth of the ad campaign "Think different." This "Snail / Pentium II poster" poster and the "Toasted" poster started it all.

      And even if the "Think Different" campaign didn't, the "Switch" ads certainly did. Negative advertising all around.

      And GIMP vs. Photoshop? Not that I've taken a serious look here, but can GIMP do CMYK yet? I remember people who didn't do any serious kind of digital imaging work telling me how great it is, I tried 1.2 and was astonished that Pantone didn't seem to exist. I'm not really sure how many graphical designers use Linux to begin with, or how they could justify their claims of calling me an idiot for not using GIMP - is it because I don't want to spend hours writing script-fu to re-create processes already built in to another program? Maybe because I like to design things using the same colour mode as my printer?

    17. Re:That makes sense to me. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      That's not the Think Different campaign. And it doesn't bash Windows.

      And any Windows user will tell you that Photodoodle 2000 is way better and cheaper than Photoshop.

      Maybe because I like to design things using the same colour mode as my printer?

      And you use Windows? Good one.

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    18. Re:That makes sense to me. by Japong · · Score: 1

      See where it says "Think Different" on the bottom? And yes, I do use windows. Photoshop in CMYK, printer in CMYK, many wonderful built-in colour matching profiles included. I'm not sure what point it is you're trying to make anymore with Photodoodle , or if you even had a point to begin with. The rest, as they say, is flamebait.

    19. Re:That makes sense to me. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      See where it says "Think Different" on the bottom?

      Yes, that was the company slogan for some time. But that isn't the Think Different campaign. And it still doesn't bash Windows. And you obviously are a PC user.

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    20. Re:That makes sense to me. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken! At least the last time I used Mozilla it had a spell checker..

    21. Re:That makes sense to me. by ztirffritz · · Score: 1

      I should have said Firefox, not Mozilla.

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  28. Typical Mac user has changed over the years by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At one time, the typical Mac user bought his machine because he was scared of DOS and the rest of the PC world. Today Mac users have other reasons. Many buy into the digital media goodies (FinalCutPro, iDVD, etc). Some like the unix aspect. Some are anti-Microsoft.

    Granted there are still "oooh, it looks sexy" Mac users, but those are quickly becoming the exception, not the rule.

    BTW: take a look at some of the Mac books at Barnes and Noble or Borders, almost half of them are thick, serious unix books!

    1. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      You bring up an interesting point. In the early ages we were scared of DOS because we wanted a nice GUI.

      When Microsoft showed us how even a GUI can be fubar-ed and Unix showed us that a CLI can be useful we all did a 180.

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    2. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by Newspimp · · Score: 1

      If PC useage to you neccesitates an IT degree, perhaps you should look into alternative education programs. I started on a Commodore Vic-20, an Apple IIe, and a TRS-80. None required an IT degree. After that, my Kaypro II, and my Compaq luggable (with DOS 3.3). My PMac 6400 didn't require one either. Over the time, I've had these and various other computers and have never needed an IT degree. Computers (especially these days) generally are fully useable in most aspects to anyone who applies simple common sense and logic to the task at hand. Any Mac user still clinging to the "easier to use" excuse is reaching for justification, IMHO. Especially given that there are many other technical reasons they could afford.

    3. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by earlums25 · · Score: 1

      i started out using computers on, what is now an ancient mac (System 7.) i remembered it freezing up, crashing - just not working. i did everything i could to persuade my parents to by a pc. they did and it was more reliable then the mac (win 95c). i used a pc through college (learned a little linux), began reading slashdot learned their was an alternative to windows and microsoft bashing is fun. Four months ago i bought an ibook (for a lot less then the comparable dell, gateway, sony, etc notebook). It just works. what's the point? in response to the parent they typical mac user (no matter how knowledable) wants to get work done, not worry about a bsod, not spending a full week trying to configure anything in linux. I know this was going to turn into a flame war, that's my part. I'm not a mac zealot, i just like getting stuff done and os x + a two button mouse with a scrolly wheel is the most productive i've ever been!

    4. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Show me someone without an IT degree who can keep spyware off his PC without having to ask an expert.

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    5. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by syberanarchy · · Score: 1

      Show me someone without an IT degree who can keep spyware off his PC without having to ask an expert. *waves* Hello.

    6. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by Newspimp · · Score: 1

      Hi, Nice to meet you.

      FWIW, most of the self-designated "experts" are almost as retarded as those they're trying to help.

      Even my girlfriend, who works for a Vet Clinic as a Vet Tech knows how to keep spyware and malware off of their computers; hell she has to tell their IT person what to do. That lump of excretia was able to get 17 separate virii on one machine.

    7. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by pknoll · · Score: 1

      I'm in the group of Mac buyers who bought one because of it's digital media capabilities, that it's Unix underneath, not Windows or Microsoft, AND oooh. Sexy.

  29. MacNewsWorld, eh? biased maybe? by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 1

    You don't think a site that reports almost exclusively on Apple/Mac related items could be slightly biased in their findings? :)

  30. Pleeeeze... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    If anyone has spent any time on Macslash, you know that this isn't true. Most Mac folks that have been Mac folks for a long time, have no clue or interest in running anything Unix related on or with OS X. Pll that are running OS X that come from a Linux background are much more adept, and less apt to only do things via a gui that has 'lickable' buttons.

    CB#$

    1. Re:Pleeeeze... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If anyone has spent any time on MacOSXhints, you might disagree with Chuck.

      Many people who are long time mac users are mac power users. While many might be intimidated by the CLI and the Unix underpinings, once they find a site like MacOSXhints those fears can be alleviated and they learn that they can control their computers in far more powerful ways than before, without sacrificing any of the ease of use of normal operations.

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    2. Re:Pleeeeze... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

      actually I totally agree with you. As someone who has run Linux as a desktop since RedHat 6.0, I had fun learning all the ins and outs of Mac OS X, via the help on MacOSXhints site, and IRC channel. Helpful folks that obviously aren't afraid of the command line.

      So I stand corrected.

      Also, that's a boss user id!

      CVB

  31. Thatsa lotta words. by vilms · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just to get to "Yes".

  32. Re:Those who are truly intellegent... by wbav · · Score: 1

    Well carp, apparently I can't spell. I guess it's true, better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

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  33. Smarter? by ralphart · · Score: 1

    Gee, most of the Mac users I know are graphic designers / marketing types. Smarter? Maybe cleverer, but smarter???

    Someone once told me the Mac mouse only had one button because Mac users couldn't figure out any more than that (whoops, there went my excellent karma).

    1. Re:Smarter? by thecorndogofdoom · · Score: 1

      Marketing types rank lowest in brains (hell, they ruin companies!) according to Scott Adams, and he's the man. I doubt there's many Mac users in DNRC...

      How many programmers do you know who prefer Mac? Gamers? Unless you're "playing" Photoshop...hehe

      At least they're becoming more compatible in the hardware department.

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  34. I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by thecombatwombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is dumb, and it's come up before.

    Yeah, the average mac user probably is smarter than the average pc user. The 4% of mac users are also in the upper 4% of the income scale. Guess what? Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others, your average BMW owner is probably "smarter" than your average kia owner.

    Looking at this in any way that's supposed to matter is just elitist. Moving on . . .

    1. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by eaddict · · Score: 1

      Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others How do you explain Paris Hilton?

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    2. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by B.Hoover · · Score: 1

      "The 4% of mac users are also in the upper 4% of the income scale." Please provide proof of this, as I think the upper 4% of the income scale could really give a crap about a computer, thus making your claim a pile of garbage. They likely are spending their time on a boat or travelling or something else. Most of the very wealthy people I know hire geeks to do computer work.

    3. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by Meneudo · · Score: 1

      She just inherited...

      In my experiences people who actually earn their own money, tend to be more intelligent than people who survive for the rest of their life off of someone else's money.

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    4. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others

      How do you explain Paris Hilton?

      He never said that people with money are smart, he said people who are smart tend to have more money. Paris Hilton is probably just another case of Trophy Wife Syndrome*.

      * this is a theory I've developed over the years to explain a certain trend I've noticed among rich folks I've met in the Brentwood/Bel Air/Beverly Hills area. Trophy Wife Syndrome: (1)a man is a shrewd financial genius and makes GOBS of money; (2) genius marries a gorgeous, but highly vacuous and dull-witted woman; (3) the children turn out very pretty, but tend toward being vacuous and dull witted; (4) children eventually either a)inherit the father's business empire and run it into the ground because they're dimwits, or b) the father realized his children were dopes and set the business to run itself while the children hold figurehead VP jobs in the corporation, or maybe just livew lives of luxury.

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    5. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the average mac user probably is smarter than the average pc user. The 4% of mac users are also in the upper 4% of the income scale. Guess what? Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others, your average BMW owner is probably "smarter" than your average kia owner.

      It's not that easy. For instance, Linux is cheaper than Windows, but (obviously) Linux users are way smarter.

      Also, stupid people are more likely to buy overpriced crap. Buying shiny solid Unix-based Macs is better than buying crap, but they're still overpriced.

      (I don't usually join flame wars. How am I doing?)

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    6. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by idlemind · · Score: 1

      Linux is prohibitive in the technological sense whereas Mac's are prohibitive in an economic sense. Both of these 'limitations' will appeal to a 'smarter' population.

    7. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by thecombatwombat · · Score: 1

      It's not that easy. For instance, Linux is cheaper than Windows, but (obviously) Linux users are way smarter.

      Well sure, kind of like the guy that mentioned paris hilton, causation/correlation aren't the same thing, obviously.

      I definitely didn't mean to say that. There's plenty of starving scholars. This is also why I put "smarter" in quotes. It was really the whole point of my post, these articles make "intelligence" even more subjective and broad than it is on its own.

    8. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but by the same token one could say that for the average user, a Mac is TRIVIAL to set up, use, and maintain in comparison to both Windows and Linux, and thus the "smarter" person who doesn't view money as a factor would opt for the Mac, yes?

  35. Sigh... by belgar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...once again, I despair at the Mac zealots making the rest of the Mac community look like asshats. Good thing that doesn't happen in the Linux community, as well. Whew!

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    1. Re:Sigh... by jhains · · Score: 1

      But, I thought the stable version of AssHat Linux was available for download now...

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    2. Re:Sigh... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Well, good thing this article was written by a Linux user then.

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  36. Slashdot section? by Otter · · Score: 1
    I'd be curious to see a breakdown by Slashdot section. I'd guess Apache and Developers would score highest, or maybe Books.

    Unfortunately, the Mac section would be dragged down by the "Blue and Wihte G3? I geuss Mac users only no what color thier computar is!!" comments.

  37. Higher IQ = More money. by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

    I guarantee you there's a correlation of IQ to $$$ success. Mac is, no doubt, for people who have more money. I know that if I had more money, I'd have a Mac too, but dollar-for-dollar it's a terrible value. For the "money is no object" set, I'm sure it's great.

    1. Re:Higher IQ = More money. by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      To a good employer who hires smart people. They are out there.

    2. Re:Higher IQ = More money. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      There is also a relationship between time and money. While a Mac might cost more money, it is possible to save a lot of time using a mac. So dollar for dollar it is not a terrible value.

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  38. And... by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    I wonder how that program he uses measures some of our inside jokes and spellings. Like pr0n for porn? Or hax0r?

  39. Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by cbelt3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting correlation. I personally expect that this more relates to a correlation of age and artistic tendency than Mac vs. PC. While the apocryphal 'h4x0r' will be a Windows / Linux user, have few face to face social skills, and be a youthful male, the classic 'Mac user' is just an insanely cool bohemian dude who probably lives in a free wi-fi enabled coffee shop. My personal impression (after playing with Macs and PC's since they were born), is that the typical Mac user likes to use the tool for artistic / creative purposes, and the typical PC user does not. This implies a higher ability to obfuscate in a polysyllabic vein. Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'. If it did, Mary Poppins should have been running the bank instead of those old farts who could not say "Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious".

    1. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Looking at my own habits, I realize that I do nearly all writing (columns, articles, papers, etc.) on my Macintosh iBook. Upon analysis, it is very easy to understand why. The laptop form allows me easy retreat to an environment of my choosing, while the high quality built in spell checker (at the OS level) provides me with a much better "digital assistant" than clippy ever could.

      The question that is then raised is, "Do Mac users have a better grip on the English language, or does the Macintosh provide a more comfortable platform for professional writers?"

      Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'.

      Sesequepedalianism? That's not even in most dictionaries!

      Show off.

    2. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If one examines the Macintosh camp, one is faced with a choice: either accept postcapitalist patriarchialist theory or conclude that discourse is created by the collective unconscious, given that the premise of Jobism or the Jobist image is valid. Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a Macintosh camp that includes art as a reality.

      In the works of Steve Wozniak, a predominant concept is the distinction between figure and ground. Woz suggests the use of the neostructural paradigm of narrative to read and analyse class. But if the Macintosh camp holds, we have to choose between the Jobist image and capitalist subconceptual theory.

      "Reality is part of the dialectic of language," says Jordan Hubbard. Hubbard implies that the works of Jobism are empowering. Thus, an abundance of theories concerning cultural deconstructivism may be discovered.

      In the works of Steve Jobs, a predominant concept is the concept of patriarchialist culture. Hubbard uses the term 'Jobist image' to denote a posttextual paradox. Therefore, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist discourse that includes sexuality as a totality.

      The main theme of the works of the Jobist is the role of the observer as participant. In The Cry of Jobs, Hubbard examines the macintosh camp. The meaninglessness, and subsequent paradigm, of cultural deconstructivism depicted in Jobs' "Art in Technology" is also evident in The Moor's Last Sigh, although in a more mythopoetical sense. However, Wozniak suggests the use of the Jobist image to read class.

      ~

    3. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Snocone · · Score: 5, Funny

      The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience.

      (Written on a 2x2.0 G5. But you knew that already, I'm sure.)

    4. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by syates21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean "Sesquipedalianism" not "Sesequepedalianism " right? Because misspelling that could be confusing. :)

    5. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Show off.

      Floccinaucinihilipilifist. ;-)

    6. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Gherald · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'.

      > Sesequepedalianism? That's not even in most dictionaries!


      Even more disturbing, check out the first google result! ;)

    7. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by ffejie · · Score: 1

      So I checked google for the meaning of Sesqui... whatever. Here's the result. Now, I don't know whats going to happen when you click the link, but for me, there was no definition but there was an ad word for "Cheap dental insurance." Anyhow, the ad word looked like the definition and I was throughly confused.

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    8. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's primarily because the original poster spelled it wrong. It's Sesquipedalianism, not Sesequepedalianism.

    9. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Hatta · · Score: 1

      the classic 'Mac user' is just an insanely cool bohemian dude who probably lives in a free wi-fi enabled coffee shop.

      Wow, Apple marketing sure got you hook line and sinker.

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    10. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by norminator · · Score: 5, Funny

      The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience.

      I get SPAM e-mails with all those words in them. I just thought they were putting random words in the message, I didn't realize that it's Mac users who are peddling Viagra.

    11. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      ...ditto!

    12. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by nine-times · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody got a thesaurus for Christmas!

    13. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >>the classic 'Mac user' is just an insanely cool
      >>bohemian dude who probably lives in a free wi-
      >>fi enabled coffee shop.

      These are the same Mac users that call us for help installing Microsoft Office...

      1) Insert CD
      2) Drag Office folder to applications folder

      For some reason they always screw up step 2... JSUT DRAG THE DAMN FOLDER AND ITS INSTALLED #%$@$%#@.....

      okay i feel better.

    14. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by DarkMantle · · Score: 1
      "Sprachgefühl"

      The only word I don't understand :(

      (Written on a AMD 3200+. But you knew that already, I'm sure.)

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    15. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Why a long winded reply? the question is a simple English interrogative. A single syllable will answer it. Are Apple users smarter? Yes

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    16. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Snocone · · Score: 1

      "an instinctive grasp of the spirit of a language, esp. consciousness of what is acceptable usage in the grammar or idiom of a particular language."

      Roughly, the German equivalent of savoir faire and savoir vivre combined, when applied to social situations.

    17. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

      ...I concur. :D

    18. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's spelt Sesquipedalianism. Cheers from a linux user.

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    19. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I already made that point. Personally, I'm willing to forgive him. It *is* a complex word, and he *did* manage to use it in context. The later part is particularly impressive.

    20. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      Dear God, I wish there was some sort of haroldbloomesque.com website for building deconstructionist research papers.

      I would have gotten a lot more As than I did.

    21. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      That would be a Hyperpolysyllabic Sesquipedalianism

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    22. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's primarily because the original poster spelled it wrong. It's Sesquipedalianism, not Sesequepedalianism.

      PC user.

    23. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a computer science student... I've used all 3 platforms you mentioned. I don't use it for graphics/multimedia stuff really; I mostly use it for programming and such. I like it because it's insanely simple, and after spending years constantly messing with computers, it gets old. OS X is simple and intuitive, by far the easiest unix I've used, yet at the same time, when you want to do stuff "the hard way" and get down to the nitty-gritty junk, you can [Old MacOS enforced the "Mac Way", OS X merely provides it for your conveniance]. There's a very tight integration between the mac environment and the command line, which makes it really easy to script cool stuff from the shell.

      I could go on and on, but basically, it's just a really nice user experience for novices and advanced users alike. Most of the criticism I've encountered are people complaining about how macs were 10 years ago, not how they are now. They're MUCH less quirky and I think most of the critics simply havent spent enough time with a next-gen Mac to appreciate it.

      I've often referred to them as the BMW of computers. Are they the fastest? No, especially if you're a mechanic and built your own hot-rod. Are they expensive? Yeah, but not too bad at entry-level. The advantage, is every aspect completely solid and designed to make the best possilbe experience for the operator. Test drive a BMW 3-series and its hard to complain. Test drive a PowerBook, I think you'll find similar results.

    24. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      If it did, Mary Poppins should have been running the bank instead of those old farts who could not say "Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious".

      I think one of the points of the story was that she was a better qualified person to run the bank. She certainly ran the Banks household better than a banker did, and showed more sense than Mr. Banks had pence.

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    25. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      [...] whose SprachgefYhl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience.


      I get SPAM e-mails with all those words in them. I just thought they were putting random words in the message, I didn't realize that it's Mac users who are peddling Viagra.



      Not Viagra, Orexis! Can't you read? :-)
    26. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by mslinux · · Score: 1

      Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'.

      No more than knowing how to write assemly code does.

      I prefer machines and numbers to people and languages. That does not make me any more or less intelligent than someone who uses big words... words that have no meaning to 80% (or more) of the population. If the person who used big words understands this fact, then he/she must be an idiot... why use such big words to communicate when most of the people who hear them attach no meaning to them whatsoever... that is NOT an intelligent thing to do. It's good for the ego of the speaker, but not for communication.

      "If you can measure what you speak of, quantify it, then you know something about your subject. If you cannot, then your knowledge is of a feeble and unsatisfactory type" -- Kelvin

    27. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by LennyTheMacGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Allow me to generalize when I say:
      Anyone that says that mac users "like to use it for artistic / creative purposes" after claiming to have been "a mac user once" usually turns out to be the guy that didn't know how to use it when working tech support for an ISP, so assumed it must only be used by the creatively insane.

      After all, it *does* take some kind of lunatic to use one of these things.

      Whether or not Mac users are smarter than PC users is irrelevant. I prefer to think that the computer is only as smart as the user makes it. I happen to know of several incredibly stable Unix (c'mon, a 6yr uptime!!??) and Mac servers and workstations, I can only assume their users are intelligent as well.
      I know of not one Windows machine that can claim a six year uptime.

    28. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Slur · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you've been watching Fantastic Planet!

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    29. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Ola+PeK · · Score: 1

      Yada, yada, yada great book* yada yada yada

      *The Moor's Last Sigh

    30. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      So you're not saying that we Mac users are smarter, just wiser? =)

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    31. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have a point as far as the "precocious" use of big words goes, but the power of a large vocabulary is that different words have shades of meanings, often with context as a factor. Thus "pulchritude" might be a better word than "beauty" in some situations. "Concatenation" might carry more freight than "chain" in some circumstances.

      While the sophmoric use of vocabulary for purposes of showing off is generally obnoxious, there are valid reasons to use language as powerfully as one can.

      Yes, effective communication must often take the education level of the audience into account. However, let us not dumb down all language in order to satisfy the lowest common denominator.

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    32. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Mudcathi · · Score: 1
      That's primarily because the original poster spelled it wrong. It's Sesquipedalianism, not Sesequepedalianism.

      So does that mean the original poster is a PC user, posing as a Mac user?

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    33. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by kyknos.org · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you are absolutely right. I have very similar experience with current Apple HW and OS. But the MacOS 8-9 era was simply horrible, so I also understand why many people are so biased against Macs.

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    34. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      By the way, the phrase "high quality built in spell checker" is an example of an oxymoron (it's also an example of incorrect punctuation, but since it was written be someone who benefits from a spell checker, that shouldn't surprise anyone).

      It *is* an example of bad punctuation (I was feeling too lazy to type "high-quality, built-in spell checker), but I fail to see how it's an oxymoron. Are you attempting to claim that no spell checker in existence is of high quality?

    35. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think that would depend on the definition of the word "is".

    36. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Somebody got a thesaurus for Christmas!

      Huh? Why would anyone bother to get a thesaurus, for themselves or for a friend? They're all online these days, and using them is faster than walking over to the bookcase and pulling down the hard copy.

      Of course, if you're out of range of an Access Point, you might have a problem. But then, if you use one regularly, you've already downloaded it to your PB, right? Right?

      (Actually, there's one within reach of my usual work chair, but how useful is a thesaurus when you work as a programmer? ;-)

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    37. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Heh. We didn't get to conquer Europe, but we sure did take over your vocabulary of almost-never-needed obscure words.

      I will not try to raise /.'s ratings by using words like "conundrum", "multiphased perspiration obfuscator" or (proof that we Germans indeed are insane) "Bahnsteigreinigungsassistentengehaltauszahlungsma schinenlieferungsgewerbesprecherkarriere".

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    38. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by igny · · Score: 1
      As a person whose native language is not English, but who has a Powerbook with access to Internet, I just had to translate this (rather awkward, but literal)...
      The PC is merely a substitute [succedaneum] for satisfying the emotional frenzy [nympholepsy] of unbelievers [nullifidians]. Expressing individuality [haecceity] of the handbook [enchiridion] of not widely [arcane] and easily [recondite] understood elements of the Mac totality [gestalt] appeals to the insane desire to buy things [oniomania] of a select (or chosen?) [eximious] community [Gemeinschaft] whose agility of mind [legerity] and excellence of character [sophrosyne], whose knowledge (or feeling?) of language [Sprachgefühl] and striving aspect of mind [orexis] find more than passing away quickly [fugacious] fullment(???) in its producing happiness [felicific] experience.
      Very funny indeed. I admit, I didn't know all the words in [brackets].
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    39. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by stankyho · · Score: 2, Funny

      My Mac is colorless, well it's gray anyway. So yes technically it is a color. Also my mouse is not round. It's oblong with 5 buttons and a scroll wheel. I guess I just don't understand your point. If I look at Apple's site I don't see and pretty colors or round mice. But if I look through TigerDirect, New Egg, Alienware or any other pc catalog, man the colors they area a nausiating.

      Oh wait, if I recall back a few years ago they did put out a line of home user based computers that did come in various colors. That must be what you are refering to.

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    40. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

      Heeeey... tawk american

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    41. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by 1010011010 · · Score: 1


      I was once a Mac bigot. Then I got saddled with a PowerMac 9500 and System 7 or 8 something. What a POS that was. I traded it for a P-100. Turns out Windows was a POS too. Argh! Then I found Linux -- Slackware to be exact. Ah, Linux! Sweet Linux!

      Then I saw OSX. I got an old beige g3 and slapped 10.1 on it. Mmm, nice, but a little slow. 10.2 came long. Schwing! I bought a Powerbook.

      Now I'm back to being a Mac bigot. Out of the Win2k and WinXP machines at work, my WinXP and Linux machines at home (Fedora!), and my Powerbook running 10.3, the Powerbook is, without a doubt, the most pleasant and productive to use.

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    42. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just had to send this to a friend who's into language. His reply follows... It should be noted that he's a PC (Window & Linux) user. It should also be noted that most of us PC users on Slashdot, given enough cash flow, would be Mac users, but we're by and large underfunded and over-pragmatic.

      Executive Summary: His translation goes like this...
      "PCs are for the unimaginative. The Mac lifestyle appeals to a smug elite who find happiness in blowing wads of cash on shiny noisy shit."

      The whole analysis:

      ...definitely an amateur evincing the zeal of the novitiate..."Methinks thou dost protest too much"...yeah, they used a lot of big words...mostly jargon and/or terms of directly unmodified Latin/Greek inheritance...since I've got absolutely nothing better that I want to do right now, let's take a look:

      --- The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience. ---

      ...first the grammar is painfully all f-ed up...he's got prepositional phrases piled up like a train wreck...five prepositions between a very indeterminate noun and its verb...assrammed with a couple more prep. phrases, a subordinate clause and an independent clause with its own prep. phrase...OUCH...

      ...so much for grammar...how about some fun with 'SAT words'?

      ...we can eliminate the German Scheisse...German can be an excellent source for 'crossover' words because the language allows for uniquely evocative contractions of difficult or widely variant concepts (e.g. schadenfreude = "harming joy", scheissenbedauern = "shit-regret", bildungsroman = "a story about the development of a young person (usu. man) as concerning individual relations to family, religion, society, the cosmos", and kunstlerroman = "sim. to bildungsroman but with a distinct focus upon the individual as an artist developing their aesthetic"). We simply do not have words in English to express these concepts succinctly, thus the appropriation of German...

      Gemeinschaft = "community" ...bullshit...

      Sprachgefühl = "language feeling" ...yeah, i think "sense", perhaps with an evocative adjective, would work much better here...

      'gestalt' is not a bad word...though it's pretty much only used in a psychological or, at least, biological context...

      ...now let's get rid of the direct Latinates and Greek garbage:

      succedaneum = "substitute" ...this is dumb..."proxy" is a much better word...more robust, packs a better punch...

      nympholepsy = "frenzy believed by ancient peoples to have been induced by nymphs"...WTF? The real fun of using 'big words' is the play among their connotations and denotations...you tip your hand when the absurd stares at you so plainly...we're talking about computers, not woodland sprites...

      nullifidian = "of no faith, or not trusting to faith for salvation" ...yeah, you can always snow them with the seminary-speak...how about "agnostic"?

      haeccity = "this-ness" ...COME ON!! This is a 'term' from philosophical logic...just throw the common English suffix for 'essence' on the end of the Latin pronoun and you've got this bullshit...absolutely unnecessary...

      enchiridion = "handbook"

      recondite = "not easily understood" ...I prefer 'abstruse' and 'obscure'...it's not a bad word, per se [ha ha ha], but, unless you're having fun with its own recondite haeccity, I'd junk it...it's not really saying anything different from 'arcane' anyway...and if you're going to write it, write it right...only people who can't

    43. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by killeena · · Score: 1

      LOL!!! U Stoopid!!!!

      (Written from a Windows PC, but you knew that already, I'm sure.)

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    44. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Err h4x0r running Windows?! Really?! I doubt that anyone we'd recognise as a h4x0r runs Windows. They might use Windows sometimes (and even set up their PC to dual boot to Windows) this is just a reality that sometimes it's necessary but then it's just a "passing visit". (Of course this is exactly the crowd that Apple are targeting at present, as MSOffice runs on the Mac, and the Mac is Unix then our h4x0r can be kept happy without reboots)

      Of course you can't get THAT many games on the Mac, and maybe that also accounts for the supposed high IQ of Mac users. (of course this is also a reason that lots of Mac owners also run PCs, or PS2s) Macs also look better (prove me wrong - I want a stylish PC - don't forget the monitor if you're taking the challenge, I'd really like to be wrong :-) Honest!) and fit well with tasteful decor.

    45. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by kyknos.org · · Score: 1

      :) I have actually quit my job just because I was forced to work on OS8 and OS9 machines. Restart restart restart!!! One crashed application and the whole system was dead. Terrible. And I was also very surprised, because my first computers were Macs - it was System 6 era and the System 6 was wonderful operating system for that time.

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    46. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." - some PC user.

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    47. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by sp0rk173 · · Score: 2

      Sometimes I wonder why I still read slashdot, and then I read something like this and I remember:

      Geeks have the most annoying superiority complexes, and when someone who actually KNOWS (aka, the nerd of the Geek-Nerd-Dork triad) knocks them down a peg, I smile.

    48. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by blueworld · · Score: 1

      If your account doesn't have admin priveleges, you can't drag things into the "Applications" folder. An excellent reason for programs to have installers, which can ask you for an admin user name and password.

    49. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, I ran this through the "writing lint" program, diction.

      Here was the output:
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      1: If [one -> When used as a pronoun, it must be used consistently: One must manage one's money carefully.] examines the Macintosh camp, [one -> When used as a pronoun, it must be used consistently: One must manage one's money carefully.] is faced with a choice:

      7: In the works of Steve Wozniak, a predominant concept is the distinction [between -> (choose "between" 2 options and "among" 3 or more)] figure and ground.

      9: But if the Macintosh camp holds, we have to choose [between -> (choose "between" 2 options and "among" 3 or more)] the Jobist image and capitalist subconceptual theory.

      14: [Hubbard -> Double word.] implies that the works of Jobism are empowering.

      14: Thus, an abundance of theories concerning cultural deconstructivism [may -> = Do not confuse with "can".] be discovered.

      27: [However -> Means "in whatever way, to whatever extent" inside a sentence and "nevertheless" at the beginning of a sentence.], Wozniak suggests the use of the Jobist image to read class.
      --

      If nothing else, this should make a useful tool for grammar-checking documents to the nth degree.

    50. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      That's right. And probably doing a better job.

      -fred

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    51. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Looking at that, you just have to laugh at the definition:

      "The practice of using long, sometimes difficult words in speech or writing."..

      That's almost like the words lisp, or abbreviation. I think the guys who came up with our language had a good grasp on irony..

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    52. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by bruddahmax · · Score: 1
      actually, no - by your argument, it would actually be "floccinaucinihilipilificist", but since "floccinaucinihilipilific" is not a word, the suffix does not work. the correct suffix extension would be "floccinaucinihilipilificationist". this would mean someone who is performing the act of floccinaucinihilipilification.

      the irony here is that by pointing out the worthlessness of your post, i am myself a floccinaucinihilipilificationist.

    53. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Come on now we all know there is no SPAM applications on Mac. Just like there are not enough games, apps and mouse buttons.

    54. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
      That's a comparison I often hear. There are some similarities.

      For average people, there is nothing wrong with a BMW, but they are too expensive for them and their Ford/Chevy/etc does everything they need to do. For those with enough disposable income, the cost is less of a barrier. The advantages become larger because the obstacles are smaller.

      Similarly, you can do anything you want to do just as well on a wintel, but if you have enough cash to make the cost difference less signifigant, why not get the Mac? (if you like them)
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  40. Rush Limbaugh is a Mac user. by 1shooter · · Score: 1

    Could it be true? Shirley you jest. Yes, I called you Shirley.

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  41. son of troll.. by joeldg · · Score: 2

    that is what this article should be called..
    a troll article written about a troll article.

    yea yea yea..
    perl people are smarter than php people.
    java duuudes are smarter than the whole world
    and now, a mac user thinks they are smarter than a PC user..
    bla bla bla bla..
    apparently a lot of people don't remember usenet when it was worth a damn and the old beige-toaster argument about the mac users and their babbling about how they are "better".. ...
    this is not news, it is a troll.

  42. w00t! Lez bring dwn the avrge sum more! by agent_stretch · · Score: 1

    Maybes the scorez sux0r so much kuz n0body carez to wright g00d englush! And what does this say about our countries 5th graders? I really hope they can write a lot better than most slashdot posts.

  43. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    It's a well known fact that the signal to noise ratio has increased over the years....


    I hope you meant to say the S/N has DECREASED - there is far more noise, far less signal.
  44. The funniest part by hikerhat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The funniest part was where they said slashdot articles were professionally edited. I guess that makes me a brain surgen because I can clip my toenails.

    1. Re:The funniest part by thefinite · · Score: 1
      Actually, the *funniest* part is that you called yourself a brain "surgen", whatever that is. :-P

      The irony in this one is almost palpable.

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    2. Re:The funniest part by sevensharpnine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The author wasn't passing judgement on editors here. He wasn't trying to be funny, either. He was baiting the editors by mentioning their names in the hopes of having his idiotic little story posted on Slashdot. Of course, the eds obliged, and now the front page is full of people commenting about this dumbass's flamebait. There's a moral here, kids: you don't need to be able to perform scientific stats analysis or use approved methods when surveying for intelligence. Likewise, you don't need any sort of real sample size, either. Just throw out a few controversial ideas, don't bother backing it up, and mention Slashdot. You'll be a 15-minute star.

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    3. Re:The funniest part by babbage · · Score: 1

      You're an exception though, Pudge. If you want to define "professional" as "someone who is paid to work in a profession", then you are nearly unique among Slashdot editors in being both professional and competent.

      There's still an embarrassing continuity of basic errors, ranging from failures in basic spelling & grammar on through a consistent unwillingness to cover the basic journalistic who / what / where / when questions in many of the article summaries.

      The site may not be as bad as it used to be (that or I've just gotten used to it over the years), but it still averages at a level far cruder than you typically see on just about any other major tech site. About the only site that seems consistently worse is The Register, but then they're pretty much the National Enquirer of tech news journalism and being more competent than them isn't such a grand thing to be.

      So, yes, the comment you're replying to was silly & dumb, but come on -- there was more than a little bit of truth in it. You personally may not be to blame for the problem here, but you can't really deny that the sloppy editing skills on Slashdot has been a consistent problem for years now, can you?

      Be honest...

    4. Re:The funniest part by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Given the joke comment

      "I guess that makes me a professional barber because when I ran down the stairs with a pair of scissors and slipped, they impaled my skull and removed a few strands of hair."

      I would guess that Pudge is painfully aware of the level of journalism as practiced on /.

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    5. Re:The funniest part by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Amost?

      Dude, I spent a good 15 minutes palping it. Best palp I've had in months. And I'm not usually the touchy-feely type.

      Remove your mittens and try again.

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    6. Re:The funniest part by Brianwa · · Score: 1

      Quite a few of the articles seem to be compied-and-pasted from the site that they are referring to. Most of that text is professionally edited.

  45. King's English? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    I want to know which king the article's author thinks is ruling England.

    1. Re:King's English? by WindSword · · Score: 1

      As a resident of England, I think that moaning about just about everything is king.

  46. Having both. by subzerorz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about having both PC and MAC?

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    1. Re:Having both. by AstroDrabb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you would be a very dumb smart@ss.

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  47. How to get the Mac experience without buying a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Buy a really nice PC.
    2. Install the Linux distro of your choice.
    3. Install VMWare
    4. Run Windows XP inside VMWare
    Tada! Nice GUI on a strong Linux base. If won't run all of your games, and it may be a bit slow, but we are trying to make it Mac-like.
  48. Re:Those who are truly intellegent... by strictnein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well carp, apparently I can't spell.

    Yes, you can't spell. Unless you were talking to a fish.

  49. mac users and communications by basho3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cause here seems pretty obvious. A large proportion of Mac users are communications professionals and creative types. We make our living writing and communicating, while PC users are a more representative sample of the population. The Mac is also a premium product (a slight premium, please, let's not rehash that battle again!) and people who buy it are likely to have more disposable income and education. But ... as an enthusiastic Mac and Unix condescender, I have to admit I'll be adding this to my little toolbox! ~grin~

  50. What do you expect? by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all style over substance

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  51. We should just rename friday by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny

    To flamebait friday... between this one and the Bobbie Fisher one, I think the UN is going to be sanctioning Cowboy for attempting to start a war!

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  52. Re:I say no by blinder · · Score: 2, Informative

    have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig

    LOL! would that be ifconfig???

    oops :-D

  53. I doubt it. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    MacNewsWorld is obviously in error. A study commissioned by Microsoft shows that Windows users are obviously superior, not only in linguistic acuity and dual-button mouse skills, but also in lower total cost of ownership. Windows users are also more innovative. It's true!

    On MacNewsWorld's part, I suspect... I suspect... Damn. What's that thing they call it when you hire your own family to work for you?

    Neopolitanism. That's it. I suspect *that*.

    1. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      On MacNewsWorld's part, I suspect... I suspect... Damn. What's that thing they call it when you hire your own family to work for you?

      Neopolitanism. That's it. I suspect *that*.

      And for you I suspect inbreeding. It's "nepotism" idiot, not "nepolitanism"! Learn how to use a dictionary. It may be tough for you at first because you need to know how alphabetic order works in order to use one properly...
    2. Re:I doubt it. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Jee jee =)

      And what do you call it when those responding to your post are to thick to get a joke?

      impenetratible? =)

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  54. I'm not so sure... by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mac users can't grasp things as simple as right click and totally wig out when they have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig. God help them when their disk drive fills up too. Not as smart.

    I dunno about that. The typical Mac users (including and sometimes especially artists) I run across typically read at least one of the thick "Mac Bible" type reference books and love to show off all the little tricks they know. Times have changed since Mac users were just a group of folks too scared of DOS and not quite wealthy enough for a Sun, SGI, or Apollo workstation. Today Mac users have different reasons for using the platform (anti-Microsoft, unix roots, something new/different, strong DV25 media support, etc). Even the casual browsers in the mall Apple Stores seem to posess clue.

    It seems to me that more and more of the clueless personal computer users/owners generally just buy whatever they use at work. Generally a Dell or Compaq. (It's funny trying to talk someone out of buying a Compaq--they often argue that they can't buy a Dell as they've never used one before and wouldn't know where to start!)

    1. Re:I'm not so sure... by cephyn · · Score: 1

      It's true, possessing clue does make you smarter. I swear I gained 10 IQ points every time I figured out it was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the rope.

      Take that Ms. Peacock!

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    2. Re:I'm not so sure... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      'It seems to me that more and more of the clueless personal computer users/owners generally just buy whatever they use at work.'

      Now this is an interesting point to me. I just finished a post saying, generally the information from the article is meaningless. But I think you're right. There may be a higher percentage of x86/Windows users who are stupid, because brands like Dell and Compaq are sort of considered the defaults. Someone, perhaps not stupid but only computer illiterate, who doesn't have any pre-existing views or preferences, will most likely buy one of these x86 brands with Windows installed just because it's what they hear about and they don't understand their options at all.

  55. Re:I say no by Masker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Feeding the troll

    Mac users can't grasp things as simple as right click

    Kinda hard to "right click" with a one-button mouse. Anyone who buys a 2-button USB mouse for a Mac can certainly "grasp" right-clicking; I did, and so did every other Mac user I've ever seen with a two-button mouse.

    and totally wig out when they have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig

    On Mac OS X, you don't need to use ipconfig, and that's the point. Use the Network Preference Pane, which is painless.

    What you need to realize is that to most people computers are a means to an end, not an end unto itself. As a developer, I'm sometimes happy to tinker around with my work Linux machine, but mostly I just want to get something done and not have to tediously and endlessly tweak RedHat 9.0 to do what I want. I'd rather use Mac OS X and just get things done.

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  56. Re:I say no by MrLint · · Score: 1

    I throw down the Unix shell challenge to you good sir!

    I choose grep at 10 paces.. prepare yourself!

  57. I urge my PC Brethren by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    to vote down this motion..

    As usual, our weekly PC-users-smarter-than-all-UG will take place in the backlot of Intel Building 486 today evening at 6:00 pm

  58. Now that iPods run on PCs... by raddan · · Score: 1

    I'm glad that we Mac users can still think of reasons why we're better than you lowly serfs.

  59. Re:I say no by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
    tell that to my 5 button mouse and my empty trash....

    the only people who usually fill up their trash on a mac are former PC users... but nice try

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  60. Glork? by azav · · Score: 1

    fire BAD!@#$

    Ti GUUD

    Hinges break

    hinges crap.

    dock silly

    HUI guidelines make happy chimp.

    Gates = BAD. Ick Stink. poop.

    Respectfully signed,

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  61. key word: AVERAGE pc user by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    [they] certainly are better at handling the king's English than the average PC operator

    Well, since last I heard, PCs running Windows account for something above 95% of personal computers you're comparing an average Mac user against the average person.
    Seems fair enough, but in my experience those are not going to be equally distributed slices of the population. On one hand you have every parent and grandparent who need to be painstakingly coaxed through reading their hotmail account, kids who think clicking on popups is fun, and your average teen who can use the computer but mostly for games, or Word.
    On the Mac hand you have a lot of graphic and industrial designers, and skilled professionals with more income to purchase a Mac, since Macs - on average - cost much more than a basic PC setup (Dell, gateway, etc).

    Yes, these are kinda broad generaliztaions, but the distinctions do exist. If you compare your average unwashed masses citizen to your average possibly higher-income and more advanced skill set citizen then you are going to find disparities in intelligence and education.

    Remeber folks, correlation is not causation, look at where the numbers are coming from.

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  62. Oh, the irony by precize · · Score: 1

    So, does misspelling "Unics" (as in "the very first Unics application"), mean that the author of the article is an ignorant PC user? Or does it mean he's an elitist Mac/Unix user trying out his own creative spelling of an existing word? Hmmm...

  63. This Be Not Troo by ddelrio · · Score: 1

    Me are PC user and no that I is bettar then sum stoopid Mac person jest becuz thay say that thay are bettir dusnt meen that thay are thay dont know englis becuz what is a Mac its not evan a werd.

  64. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    dont even feel like wasting my time to post the responce.... so many people smarter than you have proven you wrong already :D and yes I am LOVING this topic to take the edge off my work week thank you very much

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  65. Re:I say no by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1

    errr, no. It'd be ipconfig on a win box.

  66. The Snowsports Analogy by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I was skiing last winter, it occurred to me that you can draw OS preferences are kind of like snow-riding equipment preferences:

    Windows users are alpine skiers. They're the most common, they're generally well-behaved and not big risk-takers, and they're looked down on by the other groups. They also tend to crash a lot. Grandma is an alpine skier.

    Linux users are snowboarders. They tend to be younger, out-of-control, risk-takers, they don't really crash as much, and they annoy the skiers (for no good reason, they're just annoying). Teenage boys with eyebrow piercings are snowboarders.

    Mac users are telemark skiers. They aren't as adventurous as the snowboarders, and they have more in common with the skiers, but they also have this smooth, sophisticated sheen of coolness about them that neither of the other two groups have. Barbara Streisand is probably a telemarker.

    Tele skiers get invited to the highest-class parties; snowboarders throw the best parties; alpine skiers have to get the kids in bed because there's school tomorrow. :)

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    1. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by PSargent · · Score: 1

      Barbara Streisand has a smooth, sophisticated sheen of coolness about her!

      Oh Dear!

    2. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by knutal · · Score: 1
      Mac users are telemark skiers. They aren't as adventurous as the snowboarders, and they have more in common with the skiers, but they also have this smooth, sophisticated sheen of coolness about them that neither of the other two groups have. Barbara Streisand is probably a telemarker.

      On the other hand, Tele skiers get more sophisticated knee injuries...
    3. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      > Linux users are snowboarders. They tend to be younger, out-of-control, risk-takers, they don't really crash as much, and they annoy the skiers (for no good reason, they're just annoying). Teenage boys with eyebrow piercings are snowboarders.

      Their asses hurt all the time.

    4. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by ToadSprocket · · Score: 1

      Good Grief, Charlie Brown. You were doing so very well until you mentioned HER.

      Remember the words of the great Andrew Dice Clay... (Ok, maybe the only smart thing he ever said)

      "Hey Babs, shut the hell up and do 'The Way we Was'"

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      If this article confuses you, don't worry. It was posted yesterday in a much clearer fashion.
    5. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by dago · · Score: 1

      And for opensource users, you'll have to add the backcountry factor : they climb up by themselves before doing the only (or two) downhill of the day.

      to be moderated : -1; Egocentric

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    6. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by crhalpin · · Score: 1

      What are people who use Windows at work, Linux at home, and a Mac for school? Helecopters?

      crh

    7. Re:The Snowsports Analogy by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

      Despite being modded as funny, your observations are, with a few exceptions, quite true. Living in CO and being of the Mac/Linux/Snowboarding crowd, I take the middle gound--young, adventurous (backcountry), but without the piercings or high-brow Vail mentality.

  67. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, a large percentage of /. comments involve things like TCP/IP, MPAA, *nix, boxen, and other such words that the average word processor doesn't know. It will obviously give us lower scores on spelling and such when it simply doesn't know that they are actually real words.

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  68. eye downt no wut u takin bout... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    us pc yewsers no hau two speec englash.

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  69. ridiculousness by chaosmage42 · · Score: 1

    chill guys, obviously this study is just for fun. There's no simple way to measure intelligence, or english usage ability, as this study does. Taking lines from forums? Oh, I'm sure those results are very accurate. Note: "...as long as you don't take any of it too seriously you can have a lot of fun..." As proof of the study being ntohing more than fun, I point you to the comparison of Michael and CowboyNeal. Haha

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  70. Smarter? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know if they are smarter but they surely are gayer. Macs are brilliant in colors and style, so I would guess that their users are more pleasant, promoting a feeling of cheer, have much better overall taste and are probably happier than their Linux- and Windows-using counterparts, at least on the outside. I have no idea how that happiness relate to intelligence, though.

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  71. Re:Those who are truly intellegent... by wbav · · Score: 1

    Umm, no, there is a fairly obscure version of carp

    carp: [v] raise trivial objections

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  72. Articulation != Intelligence by Shannon+Love · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think Murphy's tongue was planted firmly in cheek when he wrote his article but an easy explanation for the disparity lays in the markets served by the respective platforms.

    The Macs core markets are education, publishing and "independent creative professionals" i.e. writers, graphic artist etc. . It's a population that spends a great deal of it's time communicating in writing for money as opposed to core markets in the PC world who communicate with numbers in the form of spreadsheets and databases.

    The more profound bias is the idea that well articulated writing reflects an underlying high degree of "intelligence" (whatever that is) when it really just reflects specialization. People who write a lot get good at it regardless of how dumb they are otherwise and people who write very little do not get good at it no matter how much they excel intellectually in other areas.

  73. What a waste of time by kollivier · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, come on people! I'm a Mac user and I think this is about the stupidest thing one could spend time on. The author is comparing 2-3% of the computing world with 97-98% of the rest of the computing world. It should have occurred to him that results will vary HIGHLY depending on which portions of the population are used for the sample. The result is that such a comparison is useless, pointless, and elitest.

    The sad part is that this made it to the /. front page. If you need to post something that bad, just post a dupe. We're used to it by now, and who knows, there may be someone who missed the original post!

    1. Re:What a waste of time by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Well, if the author of the study chose a poor sample-selection method, then this study would be bunk due to bad sample.

      If, however, the author used a good, random sample across the board, then I can't see why this wouldn't present a decent representation of any differences between Mac users and PC users. 2-3% of the computing world, while far smaller than the whole, is easily large enough to draw a representative sample.

      Consider: Ohio represents roughly 4% of the total population of the United States. The ratio of Ohioans:Americans is statistically comparable to the ratio of Mac Users:all computer users. Can you think of a single person who might care about the differences between residents of Ohio and the rest of the nation?

      Granted, the stakes in the Mac/PC poll are considerably lower, but they're every bit as statistically valid. The most interesting part of polling is examining the differences that arise between demographic groups. Assuming it was conducted properly, this poll should provide perfectly valid data pertaining to the differeces between Mac users and PC users. Whether or not the results are objectionable is beside the point.

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    2. Re:What a waste of time by kollivier · · Score: 1

      It would be practically impossible to get a truly representative sample of 100+ million people around the globe (that's a really rough estimate of number of PC users). There are a ton of other dependent variables at play here that would affect the sample - age, gender, education, social and economic status, living conditions, etc., etc.. To be "representative", people from all major data points should be accounted for, to ensure that the data isn't skewed towards a particular segment of the population - in this case, he'd have to make sure he collected samples from all over the world, and from all walks of life. His results are based off of about 3,000 lines of text taken from MSN, PC Magazine web sites, and 3,000 lines from the Macintouch web site (yes, one web site!). And of course, he knows nothing about ANYONE from whom he collected data. There isn't even any guarantee that all the data comes from PC and Mac users! (A PC user on a Mac forum? No way!) There's so little data here that it's a joke to even suggest anything based on this data alone.

      I know (I hope?) this was done to be a bit silly, but really it's a bit insulting, I think. That's why I don't even understand why this was posted.

    3. Re:What a waste of time by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      I do agree that this poll is bunk--it's a very poor selection criteria for such a sweeping conclusion. I took issue with the 'small percentage' assertion as analysis of such small segments of the population often provide the most revealing insight into poll data...

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  74. CrayNewsWorld sez they're smartest by brainiac · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seem to remember an article in CrayNewsWorld which stated that the average Cray user was far smarter than 10 PC and 10 Mac users *combined*. It also noted that most Cray users held multiple PhD's.

    It did however note that Mac users were the hands down winners in the arena of trendy fashion, and then showed a picture of a guy with spikey hair and wearing cool yellow tinted glasses (even though he had 20/20 vision)

    1. Re:CrayNewsWorld sez they're smartest by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      If you want a good laugh, attend SC2004 this year.

      OK, I'm being cruel. But c'mon, if you have a 160 IQ and a Cray X1 is your bitch, why can't you at least trim that beard?! Is there something about shmem that requires vast amounts of facial hair?

  75. *nix users still seem above the mac users by Goeland86 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    from reading the article, I thought that he was unfair, and should have separated the unix users from the windows users. After all, they are two different worlds. Not only that, but slashdot regroups windows, mac and *nix users altogether. Mixed bunch indeed, but I'd like to see a comparison between mac users and *nix users for one. Also, since MacOSX is based on unix, wouldn't that mean that somehow the people that programmed unix were better than Apple programmers? Evidently Apple wasn't able to come up with a stable OS of it's own and had to find a way of finding a stable one. And for literature's sake, please don't think that people who use abbreviations on slashdot don't know how to type the words they abbreviate. Sometimes, people need to type fast (when your boss is behind you, or you've got work to do) and typing whole words such as Microsoft or Macintosh can take a long time, especially when you don't like one or the other, and need to retype them several times before getting them right. Maybe we need a literary section on slashdot, that relates to fiction books as well as php, C or Perl manuals to up our score a bit. Ideas anyone?

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    1. Re:*nix users still seem above the mac users by foidulus · · Score: 1

      Evidently Apple wasn't able to come up with a stable OS of it's own and had to find a way of finding a stable one.
      Since you are such a brilliant programmer, maybe you are familiar with the phrase, "re-inventing the wheel", why bother spending a lot of time and money coming up with something that works when it has already been created?
      This is coming from a recovering mac zealot who is switching back to pcs because Apple has such shitty customer service, but it's a point worth mentioning.

    2. Re:*nix users still seem above the mac users by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that Linux is just a reinvention of the same wheel as well, so most people do it, even though it's useless. And up until Mac OS 9 they were also doing that... so maybe they just go a tad smarter or had a *nix programmer among a bunch of newly hired people that opened their eyes?

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  76. Very true! by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

    I is an McIntosh user, runin Unics.

  77. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, those Macs are 50% more expensive than a functionally-equivilant PC...

    Funny, the same can be said for someone who buys a pre-built PC with a Windows license included.

  78. Obviously.... by tryfan · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you have to be smarter than average to use the quaint Mac interface. I sure never managed it :-/

  79. Re:I say no by Go+Aptran · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Mac user approaches an unfamiliar PC and recoils in horror, screaming "Oh my god! This mouse has 3 buttons on it! Where do I click? WHERE? And a scroll wheel?"

    He faints dead away, knowing that his expansive vocabulary, and advanced writing skills were useless...

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  80. Correlation of Education and Cost by Biff78 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the article Mac Users have a larger vocabulary and use better English. This is expected to a certain degree since many Mac users were first introduced to their machines in high school or college when Apple had a lock on the educational market. Apple retained a larger precentage of college campus computers even after the general public and high schools began to transition to PCs. As a result, new users of Macs were being disproportionately recruited from among people with some college or college degrees. Better vocabulary and grammar skills would certainly be expected among this group. Cost could also be a factor. Macs cost more than PCs as a result those most likely to purchase them will be people with higher than average salaries. Since there is a correlation between salary and education, those purchasing Mac will once again have an above average educational level.

  81. Statistics are evil. by lc_overlord · · Score: 1

    For every brainy mac user there are about 100 super inteligent pc users, 1000 smart ones, 1000000 avearage ones and about a gazzillion users that shouldn't even be close to a computer.

    That doesn't mean that mac people are smarter, just that there are fewer stupid people using them.

    Witch brings us to the question, do you have to be smart just to be able to use a mac?

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  82. The answer is grey by pappy97 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in the day of early Mac OS's and MS-DOS (And Windows until 3.11), the PC [Windows] user had to know more than the Mac User to operate the computer.

    Today it is the PC-Windows user who does not need to know anything, while the MAC (OS X) user should know something about how to operate the computer. Of course there are still many ignorant Mac Users (not the Slashdotters) who don't know that OS X is built on BSD, never see get into CLI, etc.

    BUT, when you say PC users, you have to include Linux User. I'll guarantee that ANYONE that has any kind of Linux OS installed knows more than the average Mac user about computers. BUT, a BSD geek using OS X probably is smarter than the average linux user.

    Make sense? I didn't think so.

    1. Re:The answer is grey by Mordaximus · · Score: 1
      "BUT, a BSD geek using OS X probably is smarter than the average linux user."

      Not so, after all, he moved from one piece of carrion to another. BSD is, after all, dying you know! :P

    2. Re:The answer is grey by kavau · · Score: 1

      OK, there are smarter than mac users, but can they they'refor express themselfs better?

    3. Re:The answer is grey by chibimagic · · Score: 1

      But knowing things about computers has very little correlation with your writing style (which is what the article compares) or your intelligence (which is what everyone else is commenting on).

      And personally, I don't think OS X users need to know anything about a computer before they start using one. The great majority of OS X users probably know somewhere in the back of their head that it's based on "some Unix BSD thing" but never bother to launch Terminal (command line program).

  83. Of Course by zertosh · · Score: 1

    Of course iSmart.

  84. Re:How to get the Mac experience without buying a by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    If won't run all of your games, and it may be a bit slow, but we are trying to make it Mac-like.

    Regarding the slow part, apparently you haven't used 10.3.0 or newer. Or you haven't used a 500 MHz G3 or faster.

    Regarding games, there's always a need for a Windows PC for that. Chess.app and Warcraft III get old pretty quick!

  85. Well... by selfsealingstembolt · · Score: 1

    He mixes up cause and effect, as usual. It would be the same to say: "People who use a PC are better software developers", because you compared the quality of things they coded.

    All that result shows is, that people with better writing skills buy Macs. This may be because people doing artistic stuff are usually doing it on a Mac (God knows why). And artistic talent often implies writing skills, too.

    OTOH developers often use PCs, because there are better tools/development environments available (with OS X that may have changed).

    Or maybe this is all utter nonsense and only a flamebait. Well, my post fits in nicely, then ;-).

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  86. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by Frennzy · · Score: 1
    It's a well known fact that the signal to noise ratio has increased over the years (as is expected as the site grows in "popularity").


    I believe you meant to say that the S/N ratio has decreased. A rational number decreases in absolute value as either the numerator decreases, or the denominator increases. In this instance, I assume you meant that the 'n' (noise) increases as /. increases in popularity. Thus, as 'n' increases, the S/n ratio decreases.

    But what the fuck do I know? I'm a PC user.
  87. Fuck you and your politics by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    You're the FUD spreader. Tell you what- you use your PC for work, and I'll use mine for work as well, and we'll all get PAID. Imagine that.

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  88. huh? by piecewise · · Score: 1

    not mac user smart. not mac user eat lunch and visit web site slashdot talk to people like me. see article on mac user smarter and not agree. not mac user knows mac user and she stupid. turned not mac user down when he ask for date.

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  89. They must be by seven5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They obviously understand the value for their dollar. Everyone else complains that macs are too expensive while cheaping out and getting $600 pcs and still complaining about their own environment. I don't get Windows users (i used to be one for 10 years). Mac users love their computers, LOVE THEM, we know how much. But i dare you to find me 5 people that have the same amount of love for their Windows computers. People complain about it and just keep going back, theres no other industry like it. Its amazing.

    1. Re:They must be by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Does this really need to be explained?

      First, "underdogism" is a very real phenomenon. People LOVE their Macs at a direct inverse ratio of how much other people HATE them.

      There are people that love Windows (I do, I get more done on my Windows PC than anyone I have ever met has on a Mac or Linux)), there are people that hate Windows (See /.) and the biggest majority sanely and simply don't have an emotional opinion one way or the other.

      The only people willing to put up with Apple's overcharging, limited availability and constant obsolescence are people that (to use a Mac term) "insanely" LOVE their Macs.

      Secondly, as for why people keep going back to Windows... What MOST people want from a computer is something that works well enough and is easy to deal with when moving from computer to computer to computer at work and at home. A stable, consistant and universal paradigm across all machines encounterred in a day or week so that the "computer" essentially stays out of their way. Using a desktop is not an end, it is a means, a desktop should be pretty much invisible. Something Windows has done well up till possibly Longhorn. (We'll see.) Windows provides this ubiquitousness and invisibility in a way that Macs and Linux currently do not.

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    2. Re:They must be by subtillus · · Score: 1
      People complain about it and just keep going back, theres no other industry like it. Its amazing.

      Yes there is, Politics.

      : O

  90. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by computerme · · Score: 1

    > Final Cut is a good app for home/prosumer video editors, but for serious work like ILM LOTR stuff, get a renderfarm of PC's.

    Do you have any idea how stupid this makes you sound?

    Or were you trying to prove the point of this article?

  91. Discusting yet true by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that BMW (The company Apple loves comparing itself to) drivers are much smarter then the average ford/GM driver. And I'm sure that someone who buys an expensive ass Apple off the apple store is smarter then the average Wal-Mart bargain PC user.

    Socioeconomic status has a huge correlation with Intelegence. Being smart can make you rich, and getting a good education (like going to public school in a rich town vs. a poor ghetto) has an enormous effect on overall adult Intelegence. I'd bet anything that Mac users are more likely to be white then PC users, but I doubt anyone would want to publish findings on that. (because of the socioeconomic status of various races in the US)

    In order for this study to have any validity, you'd need to make adjustments for obvious things like socioeconomic status, education, etc.

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  92. Re:Mac Gamer by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    I have a buddy who did the Windows to Mac switch about a year ago. He bought a G4 tower for something like $850 when the G5s came out. At any rate, he's one of the lucky few who isn't much of a gamer so the Mac platform works quite well for him. Warcraft III and SimCity 4000 are his favorite games and he's now on the Worlds of Warcraft beta (lucky dude) and is as happy as can be.

  93. Makes me wish.... by suso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading this reminds me of when I ran an experiment on my Philip Glass Library website back in 1997. For a period of 3-4 weeks, I blocked Internet Explorer, then about 2 months after that, I blocked Netscape for about 3-4 weeks.

    The email responses I received from each set of browsers users was very different. On average, Netscape users seemed more educated and had a longer average word and email length than IE users. most IE users had a 1 or 2 line email where as Netscape users usually where 2 paragraphs at least.

    I should release that study sometime.

    1. Re:Makes me wish.... by suso · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? It was just a site with a lot of information about Philip Glass. Like all the other fan type sites in the mid to late 90s. You probably did one too.

    2. Re:Makes me wish.... by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I forget what the browser distribution back then was, but if you did the same thing now and I happened to run across it with each browser (I use both), my responses would be respectively:

      "Blocking IE? Oh, great, it's another of those 'IE sucks and I hate it therefore I won't let anyone visit my site because I am elitist' people. Screw that, I've got better things to do."

      "Blocking Firefox? Maybe they don't realize what the market share is like. I should email him and let him know."

      Obviously, in each case, I'd end up writing vastly different kinds of email (well, in the first case I wouldn't write email at all, but hey.) Just categorizing it on "browser type" really doesn't tell you much.

      (And I've run into both kinds of site in the last month, which is why I know those would be my reactions. :) )

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    3. Re:Makes me wish.... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      What about SpaceBison users?

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    4. Re:Makes me wish.... by Echnin · · Score: 1
      In 1997 Netscape had many more users than Internet Explorer.

      A study by IDC which analyzed the installed base of Web browsers through the end of 1997 shows that Microsoft's Internet Explorer is gaining further on market leader Netscape. According to the study, marketshare for Netscape Navigator fell from 54.6% in 1996 to 50.5%. Microsoft's share rose in the same time period from 16.4% to 22.8%. In third place is America Online's browser, which rose from 13.1% to 16.1%. Since America Online now uses IE as its default browser, most of those users will probably be attributed to Internet Explorer this year.
      "IE gains further on Netscape" -- 1998.

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  94. I call BS by monkeymanatwork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work for a NASA contractor. Many NASA folk still use Macs, as do some of the older guys in my shop. They are all terrible at expressing themselves using the English language. Run-on-sentences run rampant. The comma, when used, is used incorrectly. The possessive form is used when plural should be used. IANAEM (English Major), I am simply an old-schooler who thinks the language should be used correctly.

    Now go make fun of whatever mistakes I made in the above paragraph, but which my aged eyes could not catch!

  95. No they just make more money by Symb · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have to be to by laptops at twice market value. Noting that high pay isn't always representative of intelligence.

  96. Mac can change your life! by zome · · Score: 1
    I mean, look at Elle Woods, she was a dump girl before using a mac, a pink original iBook. After using a mac, she became the best student in Haward!! Should've got a Mac...

    ps..I have a Dell

  97. No... by reallocate · · Score: 1

    ...but Macs are smarter than PC's.

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    1. Re:No... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find that the average Mac user simply buys into the hype too much.

      Tech Support: "Ok, lets check your email settings. Open the..."
      Mac User: "Oh, no, I don't have to do that! Macs just work!

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  98. Temporal Distortion by Quirk · · Score: 3, Informative
    "... according to MacNewsWorld they are better at expressing themselves than the average Slashdotter and certainly are better at handling the king's English..."

    That would be the Queen's english. Perhaps it's merely a matter of temporal distortion.

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  99. The Choice of Free-Thinkers by myc18 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I do not know if there is any way that we can "prove" that Mac users are smarter than PC users. But I can say this, it is well known and well documented that the Mac is the choice for many free-thinkers in this world (artists, musicians, scientists, media/dramatists). And the Mac is well marketed for free-thinkers ("Think Different"). The other thing I have seen is that PC users are so reluctant to change by going to another operating system, which is not necessarily a good thing intellectually.

  100. Perhaps they're more technologically aware by nmk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt that Mac users are any smarter than the average computer user. However they may well be more technologically aware than the average user. I say this because most Mac users had to decide to use the mac as opposed to a PC (the market standard). To do this they probably had to assess the strengths and weaknesses of both platforms. People that don't give a damn will usually just buy a PC. Apart from the "it looks cool" crowd of Mac users, most had to know something about both platforms to come to an educated decision as to which to choose.

  101. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by pegr · · Score: 1

    I would hope he didn't use a random method of comment gathering as anything under +3 is generally junk (and thus why it holds there).

    I noticed your comment is currently at +2. Should I continue to read it? ;)

  102. DeVry is a Trade School by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    No matter how they spin it. I wouldn't even compare it to a Tier 3 university. Do they even teach a foreign language or History or any other liberal arts curriculum that is a crucial part to any well rounded university undergraduate program?

    Even engineering programs at major universities require 20+ credit hours of liberal arts. There's a reason for that you know!

    And I don't even want to get started on comparing their faculty with the faculty of a major universities engineering department. Because there is no comparison!

    1. Re:DeVry is a Trade School by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 1
      No matter how they spin it. I wouldn't even compare it to a Tier 3 university. Do they even teach a foreign language or History or any other liberal arts curriculum that is a crucial part to any well rounded university undergraduate program? Even engineering programs at major universities require 20+ credit hours of liberal arts. There's a reason for that you know!
      Yes, they do offer History, English and Writing classes and you do have to take them to get a degree. No foreign languages or basket weaving or visual arts, though. DeVry is Accredited and thus must offer the proper number of hours of various types of studies to match whatever degree you're going for.
      And I don't even want to get started on comparing their faculty with the faculty of a major universities engineering department. Because there is no comparison!
      The facilities probably aren't that great for things like hard sciences, but the electronics and computer labs aren't bad. The faculity must also work so many years out "in the real world" for so many years that they teach.

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    2. Re:DeVry is a Trade School by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I would tend to agree.

      The thing is, there's nothing WRONG with DeVry being a trade school targeting electronics and computer tech, as long as everyone involved understands that that is what is going on. The thing is, come out and say it. Say "this is a computer tech trade school" and be done with it; then everyone can say "Ok, then" and people who want that can get it.

      I'm not trying to take a dump on DeVry here. I have a cousin who went to DeVry while I was in University, and he seemed to like it. But I don't think, for instance, anyone is going to come out of DeVry prepared for graduate study. I doubt anyone is going to come out of DeVry and develop a new encryption algorithm, or build their own graphics engine. The training isn't MEANT to enable that sort of activity, is it?

      Then there is the subject of research. University professors are researchers. DeVry professors are professional programmers. There's a huge difference, isn't there? Similar to the difference between a physicist and a mechanical engineer, I think.

      There are things Universities can do, and things trade schools can do, and people should try and understand which are which.

      DISCLAIMER: This is all just my opinion.

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  103. better at expressing myself in writing by codeonezero · · Score: 1

    As a Mac user, Of course I am...at least all of you PC users will be so anvilous after you read how perfectly I spelled every single word...

    Little do you now dad on my Mac, I have spiel check in every application! (Thank You Mac SO X!!!)

    Muahahahaah! Don't I look smart now! :-)

    If you don't get the joke then don't mod me :-)

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  104. Grade level of Slashdot posts by jamie · · Score: 3, Funny
    I just ran a quick sampling of recent Slashdot posts through 'style'. Turns out as a whole, everyone writes at about a 5th grade level. And that measure is consistent at all Scores, from Score:-1 up to Score:5 (there's a slight dip at 0, and a slight rise from 1 on up, but very slight).

    We're going to be revamping the moderation system in the months to come, and we should totally provide a bonus for people who manage to write at higher than a fifth grade level. Well, that'd probably be way too easy to game, but still, it'd be interesting to see if that would improve the quality of discussion...

    1. Re:Grade level of Slashdot posts by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Turns out as a whole, everyone writes at about a 5th grade level.

      That's actually a guideline of writing for public consumption. Your meaning will be lost on a large segment of your audience if you stretch this rule too far.

    2. Re:Grade level of Slashdot posts by js7a · · Score: 1
      We should give a negative "bonus" to people who write at a ninth-grade level or somesuch.

      I completely agree; most if not all of the science and technology fields suffer from serious jargon fatigue to some extent.

  105. Re:I say no by snuffdiddy23 · · Score: 1

    again, that is the kind of thing a mac user would use bbedit or subethaedit to do. Why worry about command line grep when any text editor worth it's salt has regular expressions built in? I don't see any since in switching to the terminal to do something I would do in a text editor. Whether or not one can use the command line equivilent does not make it any better if you are accomplishing the same thing. I never have found myself hindered by the fact that I rarely need to use command line tools.

  106. Macs are chick magnets by joelhayhurst · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Usually the first time a girl enters my room she is immediately drawn to my Titanium Powerbook. Soft coos are heard while she breathes in its elegant beauty and caresses its curves. "It's so thin!" she says.

    She notices what's onscreen. I've been talking on AIM, but there's these little characters with colored talk balloons! That's just so cute.

    She'll pick up the iPod next, and start playing with its little wheel. She flips it over and looks at herself in the reflective back. She likes how the lights come on when she touches it and the little red text appears on the buttons.

    But I'm sure you get the same response from your "gaming machine" with a clunky CRT.

    1. Re:Macs are chick magnets by Angostura · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and then she pulls back the curtain, and there you ARE.

    2. Re:Macs are chick magnets by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Oh man, this is classic. You use your computer to pick up chicks? Hahahahha!

      "You think my Powerbook is hot...wait until you see....my dual G5 tower!" "Oh...my god! It's so quiet! And look at the bling bling $2200 Cinema display!" "That's right baby, it's all about the money. Now let's download some love."

    3. Re:Macs are chick magnets by brettlbecker · · Score: 4, Funny
      "It's so thin!" she says.

      I'm not sure that needs any kind of qualification, or even comment.

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    4. Re:Macs are chick magnets by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Awww.. a girl drawn to aesthetics! Just what I was looking for!

    5. Re:Macs are chick magnets by Eowaennor · · Score: 1

      Ah there is the missing option on todays Poll! Or... does that fall into the Intelliegnce category instead?

    6. Re:Macs are chick magnets by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      My best friend came to visit one time, and he said, "I didn't know you have a sister."

      I replied, dumbfounded, "Uhh, I don't."

      "That was nice of her to let you borrow her computer," he said, pointing at my iBook.

      He's just jealous. :-)

    7. Re:Macs are chick magnets by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Usually the first time a girl enters my room she is immediately drawn to my Titanium Powerbook. Soft coos are heard while she breathes in its elegant beauty and caresses its curves. "It's so thin!" she says.
      Sounds like those ads I see on TV. Does it have wings, or a sphagnum moss pad?
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  107. be careful ! by nsebban · · Score: 1

    PC users : if you answer "No", they win !

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  108. As we say at the mac user's forum . . . by ndunn · · Score: 2, Funny

    As we say at the mac user's forum, je prends le fromage dans mon pantalon.

  109. So? by Transcendent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are many areas one can be intelligent in. Sure, they are better at English and other "humanities" types of skills...

    ...so I conclude that Engineers, the ones good in math and science, use PCs.

    This study doesn't say anything about the level of intelligence, but merely the type of person that uses x computer.

    1. Re:So? by msimm · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense. Aesthetically, Mac would appeal to a person with certain priorities. Where Windows is clunky (and sometimes powerful) Mac is sleek and somewhat efficient. Anyone whos ever seen an interview with Steve Jobs knows what kind of person the Mac has been designed for. The PC was for everybody else.

      Personally I'd like to have my cake and eat it too, but where Linux adds power its still trades consistency of design. Next I guess I'll be trying out YellowTab (BeOs varient) on my test machine. KDE is creepying consistently towards the level of configurability and consistency I'd like to see (but its still quite a ways from that goal).

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  110. Expressing. No. Teh Mac is... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Teh Epress bettur tahn salashdottur? Me thinks not. Slashdot is teh people that are engineeres and scientets and techinal peopel that do stuff. Thier are also sudents and other rilly smary people who think and express them selves good.

    Mac people aer dumbheads.

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  111. Correlation and causation lesson by hellfire · · Score: 5, Informative

    Okay first off lets understand something. Using a Mac or Linux isn't what makes you smart, or even arrogant. Using a PC doesn't make you dumb. This argument has been posed ad nauseum for decades as if to say one group just is smarter than the other.

    One group may be smarter than the other, but it has NOTHING to do with actually using the type of computer!

    It has everything to do with the life choices that we make and how we go about making decisions. It also has to do with how one has to come about making the choice of Mac or Linux over PC.

    First of all, the easiest answer to the question "which operating system should I use?" is going to be a windows PC for at least one or two more decades. Since this is the easiest answer, its the answer most often taken. Lazy people, uninformed people, and people just can't possibly understand how a computer works will take the easy answer.

    However, with Macs and Linux, the users arrived at that information differently. They've worked on many machines, perform various functions, and do more than email and surf the web. They are deeper into their computer experience because getting into that experience is important and they learn more. These same people tend to be mroe logical and research their decisions more because that's the nature of everything they do.

    Second, the two above statements are not absolutes, they are tendencies. Apple and linux users tend to look more into their computer experience because they want more out of it, but that's not to say there are no PC users who do the same thing. However, due to the tendency that more PC users are simply looking for that "simple answer" this then skews the overall social makeup of the PC user base towards the less analytical and creative of the general american populace.

    Third, its all about perception. The easy answer is perceived as easy. You can argue its not so easy, what with bugs and viruses and spyware, and that you will pay for it later. However, that's not what the general populace thinks. In my opinion they are misinformed, but they are definitely underinformed about their choices. Linux and Macs require a larger investment than most people are willing to put in, but if you make that investment it tends to be returned pretty quickly in one form or another. It's just like the way investment bankers work. They know you have to invest to get something back. Most people look at their PC as a TV or Microwave oven. To them it's just an appliance that needs regular updates. A similar investment can be made in a PC, you just go about it differently.

    The phrase "Mac/Linux users are smarter/more creative/better than PC users" serves no purpose other than to get people riled up. There are tons of better ways to explain it but they take several paragraphs, like this post does.

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  112. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    PEE CEE ^---urine
    I can agree with you on that one.
    "Oh the mac has such superior hardware!" While this may have been true for a time, since the PCI bus has been around the mac has fallen behind. Macs used to ship with all SCSI drives, but now ship with standard IDE. Now with PCI express out, how soon before I hear a mac user try and tell me "WE HAD IT FIRST!"
    That mac does have superior hardware in many respects, including industrial design. You can (and I have) build a PC with almost complete parity with a mac in terms of components - and it usually ends up costing about the same as a mac!
    "Mac is best for desktop publishing" Quark runs on PC and mac. So does photoshop, so does every other major application put out by adobe.
    You obviously know very little about publishing. First, people in the publishing industry are not computer people by and large. They prefer macs because they don't want to fuss with command-lines, email viruses and poor font management. They also prefer an enviroment that is PDF driven from the ground up. Had you known anything about the publishing industry you would have not brought this point up.
    "Mac is best for video editing" Mac *WAS* the only choice a few years back. Look at the renderfarms being built today though. Teams of MBA's and geeks go for the biggest bang for the buck, and i've yet to hear of a renderfarm on a major movie using a mac cluster. Final Cut is a good app for home/prosumer video editors, but for serious work like ILM LOTR stuff, get a renderfarm of PC's.
    You weirdly confuse video editing with 3d rendering but I'll play along. For many of the same reasons people prefer macs for publishing (the user experience, graphic centric environment, etc) people prefer it when editing video. Not to mention the fact that Final Cut Pro (a mac only product) is gaining tons of fans daily. And there is iMovie for the folks at home. Now when it comes to renderfarms - Cheap Linux boxes are the way to go - ABSOLUTELY. But the workstations that send the animations to be rendered can most certainly be mac based. I'm sure Pixar is getting it's Xserver cluster together and the numbers might be compelling, but I still think a rack of linux boxes is a smarter play.
    "MacOS is so easy to use" I don't see much difference in ease of use between MacOS and XP. Then again, i'm a sysadmin, I can care less about the UI, just tell me where my network settings are so I can go to work.
    I think you answered your own question. You job is to tinker with computers - people who use mac's don't want to tinker with computers - they want to use the computer to get something done.
    "OSX uses the machBSD kernel" Why not just run BSD and get it over with?
    Do you really not know? There is this thing call a GUI....nevermind.
    Between the lack of applications, the constantly playing catch up with the PC, and the general FUD mac users like to spread, they're not all that bright. Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD. Like that rap song goes, "Don't believe the hype"
    I can use photoshop, play halo, develop Java apps, create PDFs natively, edit video on a FRICKING UNIX BOX. And the development environment is like a dream come true - XCode is the bomb.
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  113. How about MATH? by maggern · · Score: 1

    Since the macs are much more expensive than PCs, I wonder if PC-users are better in math than mac-fans? :D

    Value for money? What's that?

  114. Shouldn't we talk about the AVERAGE user? by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

    i.e. Is the average Mac user smarter than the average PC user? Come on, this is a nerd site. I'd think we'd be able to avoid linguistic blunders like making absolute statements about who is smarter than whom.

  115. False by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

    There's a correlation between quality and quantity of education and money, not IQ and money.

  116. Troll-fest by mek2600 · · Score: 1

    First thought when I saw this headline- "Wow, talk about a potential troll-fest."

  117. Are Mac Users Trolling PC Users? by Valiss · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean with a title like that on /. you're *asking* for flames.

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  118. Lazy columnist by Bai+jie · · Score: 1
    but I only got about 600 lines because the forums suffer the Wintel design disease of requiring you to click for each new text contribution and I get bored easily.

    Does this mean that Unix users have ADD?

  119. Re:I say no by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    What you need to realize is that Macs are no panacea. I have to fight the Mac to get things done, and there is NO way to tweak it. It's either their way, which may or may not exist, or the highway.
    Ever used XCode? Tried to remove extraneous files from a project? Had it randomly delete a target with no warning? And you can't roll the damn thing back? Undo doesn't work? Hooray for Apple's vaunted user interface thwarting you.

  120. Bad sample by Scyber · · Score: 1

    I doubt these samples have anything to do with OS preference and more to do with Technical Knowledge. The "PC" sites he choices are also sites that are known to the general public, while the other sites tend to be more niche oriented.

  121. It's true! by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    It's true! Not only has my IQ gone up since I bought my G5, but the ladies can't keep their hands off me! They usually have them balled up in fists and are beating the crap out of me, but a few use open-handed slaps about the face.

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  122. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by fo0bar · · Score: 1
    Macs used to ship with all SCSI drives, but now ship with standard IDE.

    Actually, the newest macs (what are they up to now? G9?) ship with Serial ATA drives. Which as we all know are just like regular IDE drives, but are more snooty, so it fits the mac user perfectly. :)

  123. Whatever... by Coldkilla · · Score: 1

    helps Mac users sleep at night.

  124. Just different use of brain power. by highfreq2 · · Score: 1

    Since they aren't using their brains to select a good computer platfrom, they are free to use that brain power for other purposes.

  125. Those who are truly intelligent... by Trespass · · Score: 1

    ...probably have better things to do than run a statistical analysis on Slashdot posts.

  126. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by dema · · Score: 1

    How do these trolls get modded this way?

    While this may have been true for a time, since the PCI bus has been around the mac has fallen behind. Macs used to ship with all SCSI drives, but now ship with standard IDE. Now with PCI express out, how soon before I hear a mac user try and tell me "WE HAD IT FIRST!"

    This a statement, and IMO it is in no way "Interesting."

    Quark runs on PC and mac. So does photoshop, so does every other major application put out by adobe.

    Again, this is nothing but a statement. It niether proves nor disproves anything. Good work!

    Mac *WAS* the only choice a few years back. Look at the renderfarms being built today though. Teams of MBA's and geeks go for the biggest bang for the buck, and i've yet to hear of a renderfarm on a major movie using a mac cluster. Final Cut is a good app for home/prosumer video editors, but for serious work like ILM LOTR stuff, get a renderfarm of PC's.

    Quote from: here
    To meet the enormous film compositing needs in "The Trilogy," WETA Digital relies on Shake, the leading-edge compositing and effects software solution from Apple. Currently, the state-of-the-art facility deploys more than 80 GUI and 190 render-only Shake software licenses, which has enabled the visual effects teams to produce composites of unprecedented scope and volume.

    Enough said.

    I don't see much difference in ease of use between MacOS and XP. Then again, i'm a sysadmin, I can care less about the UI, just tell me where my network settings are so I can go to work.

    Strictly an opinion, and you're entitled to it. As an intern who works for a large company with Windows XP on every machine, I feel the exact opposite.

    Why not just run BSD and get it over with?

    To a BSD user who likes OS X: Why not just run OS X and get it over with? As you can see, this is a pointless argument.

  127. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by geek · · Score: 1

    "Macs used to ship with all SCSI drives, but now ship with standard IDE."

    No they ship with SATA. Try again.

    "Quark runs on PC and mac. So does photoshop, so does every other major application put out by adobe."

    They all run better on the Mac, and the vast majority of people using these apps are doing so on the mac. Your point is moot.

    "Mac *WAS* the only choice a few years back."

    Do you know what a render farm is? Do you think they design their CGI on a farm? Sorry junior, they are designed on macs, then SENT to a render farm to, get this, RENDER. That is all. And most render farms are now being built from G5's, like the one Pixar is now building.

    "I don't see much difference in ease of use between MacOS and XP."

    You obviously never used OSX.

    "Why not just run BSD and get it over with?"

    Because BSD doesnt have quartz, aqua etc etc etc. This shows your obvious ignorance to the subject.

    "Between the lack of applications"

    What lack of applications? I have everything I need, liteally.

    "the constantly playing catch up with the PC"

    Funny since it's apple who leads the market. Windows copies MacOSX, Apple made USB popular, widescreen displays, firewire etc etc etc.

    "and the general FUD mac users like to spread"

    No that's you. You don't even understand the subject matter yet pass these stupid ass comments off as facts.

    "they're not all that bright"

    Now that's funny.

    "Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD"

    Lemmings?

    You sir have serious issues. I strongly suggest you take your head out of your hole in the ground and quit making excuses for your beloved windows OS.

  128. So us Mac users are more creative... by hkb · · Score: 1

    BIG DEAL...

    Windows users have us slaughtered when it comes to troubleshooting skills...

    Mod: -16 Humor

    Disclaimer: Yes, I prefer my Mac, but I quite like WinNT/2000/XP/2003, too.

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  129. we interrupt this broadcast... by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1

    ...for a Powersauce news break -- this just in-- Powersauce is amazing!

    ~jeff

  130. sovereignty and linguistic minutiae by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Funny

    king's English

    This may be picking nits and I'm sure some English major will correct me but shouldn't it be Queen's English? There hasn't been a king in England for quite some time.

    (BTW, if I'm right then must be a mac user cause I have a 17" iMac. If I'm wrong then I'm a PC user because I have a Dell as well. If I get flamed for either I do have a linux box or two under the desk.)

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  131. I'm offended by the_andrea · · Score: 1

    Ah, I see. So just because the average middle-classer just can't afford the wonderful MAC computer, they'll bash them again and say that PC users are "generally" not as smart as your smart-cookie Mac user? Though I would say that maybe buying a Mac would be a smarter deal since. . .its value is higher, This is. ..ridiculous. I wish I could just buy my vocabulary and download them into my brain, maybe by THEN would I be the ONLY eloquent PC user. I can't just poop out 1500 for a powerbook.

    1. Re:I'm offended by BlowChunx · · Score: 1

      If disposable income correlates with income, and income correlates with intelligence, then you may be correct.

      <troll>
      I see you are a PC user, so I will translate: smart people make more money and buy macs...
      </troll>

  132. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

    You can (and I have) build a PC with almost complete parity with a mac in terms of components - and it usually ends up costing about the same as a mac!

    Just a quick note: An end-user purchasing components using off-the-shelf components purchased at the lowest end-user price is paying significantly more than Apple is paying for its individual components. An economy of scale thing.

  133. Mac users seem to be rich.... by simetra · · Score: 1

    It seems like all the Mac users I know buy the latest Mac every time they come out with a new one; and not because something's broke, but just to have the latest. Where do they get this cash?

    At least with a PC, if something dies, or you want to upgrade, it's easy to buy the new pieces as you go... say for example if you need a new motherboard, cpu, power supply, etc, just go online and have it within a few days without shelling out tons of money.
    Or, if you're lucky enough to live somewhere with stores that carry it, just drive down and pick it up. Your video card dies on a friday night? Drive 10 minutes to the local Best Buy/Staples/Whatever and get a new one. Pop it in, and there you go.

    The Mac world is a strange one. From what I understand they're reliable and etc. But it's a strange, foreign world I'm scared to venture into. And I can't really afford the admission price.

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  134. Nonsense by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

    Why English? There are many other languages in the world. English-handling skill is not a measure of intellect.

  135. You forgot assembly programmers... by Darth+McBride · · Score: 1

    ASM
    PRGZ
    HAV
    MST 1337
    LANG
    SKLZ

  136. I am reminded of... by mdvlspwn99 · · Score: 1

    ...only you can prevent forum fires.

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  137. That's strange... by twalls · · Score: 1

    I don't remember getting any smarter when I scooted my chair over from my PC to my iBook.

  138. Mary Poppins SHOULD have been running the bank by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    Clearly, had she been in charge, there would have been no run on the bank. Given especially that she is practically perfect in every way.

  139. Levity aside... by jockeys · · Score: 1
    I would have to agree that the average Mac user might well be more literate than a Windows enthusiast, but I cannot condone the erroneous assumption that verbal skill alone denotes inferior/ superior intelligence.

    A comment was made previously concerning the relative wealth of the two groups, but I think the heart of the matter lies in area of education rather than expense. To put it bluntly, Mac users are generally more aesthetically minded and likely to take more liberal arts classes. The hardcore *nix devotee or Windows programmer seems more likely to focus more exclusively on C.S./ math/ engineering classes. I have found this to be true in my own life. So it seems fairly obvious that statistical analysis of text typed by the two groups would have a wide disparity in vocabulary. One group took Advanced English Lit. while the other group was slaving away in Data Structures. Naturally the Arts devotee will speak or write in a more erudite fashion than the Geek next door. Does that make him/ her smarter? Not necessarily.

    In a somewhat-unrelated vein, does anyone think that the penchant of so-called "script-kiddies" to use x86 hardware, whether Windows or *nix might be contributing to this? It seems likely to me.

    As a personal disclaimer, I will add that I use and own computers of both platforms. Neither of them has been perfect, and neither or them is useful all of the time. They are both just tools. Sometimes one is more suited to a particular task than the other, but I can't say there is any sort of obvious advantage of one over the other. Perhaps enthusiasts on both sides of the fence would be happier if they reached a similar conclusion.

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  140. Irony indeed by dubstop · · Score: 1

    Unix is a shortening of Unics. As in Multics.

    Feel stupid now?

    1. Re:Irony indeed by precize · · Score: 1

      Upper-case (i.e. UNICS), maybe ... as it is, I'm gonna have to call misspelling.

    2. Re:Irony indeed by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Unix as a short form of UNICS (Uniplexed Operating and Computing System) eventually replaced it (and did so over 30 years ago with the creation of System V Unix in 1973), so it's inaccurate to label a Unix OS as UNICS today. For all intents and purposes, it *can* be considered a misspelling, deliberate or not.

    3. Re:Irony indeed by dubstop · · Score: 1

      Not so.

      In fact, the very first Unics application offered text processing support for the patent application process at Bell Labs

      If you read that sentence carefully, he doesn't claim to be referring to Unix, he's simply stating that the first application written for the operating system that was to become Unix, was a text processing app. It's not a mistake. It's the author showing that he knows what he's talking about.

  141. Analysing your post by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, I analyzed your above post, using only the non-italicized portions. Here's the result:

    Kincaid: 9.7
    ARI: 10.5
    Coleman-Liau: 8.7
    Flesch Index: 69.8
    Fog Index: 13.1
    Lix: 40.4 = school year 6
    SMOG-Grading: 10.7

    my source

  142. Re:And the average Amiga user is smarter than both by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    I agree that Amiga users are smarter, on the average. If I hadn't owned an Amiga, I never would have learned how to replace a RTC battery (they only have 10-year lifetimes), solder hardware patches onto my motherboard, or adore standards (since no Amiga software I owned supported anything more than the relevant RFCs).

    Of course, that's like saying that the average Fiat owner is a better mechanic than usual. The ownership does create the intelligence, it just acts as a filter to reject those that lack it.

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  143. Penny Arcade by pertinax18 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll just refer everyone to classic pennny arcade

  144. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Try selling your two-year old PC. You'll be lucky to get 10% of its value back, if you get anything at all. Now go look at the prices for USED Macs. They are pretty close to the prices of new units. That 50% more investment returns a pretty high resale value.

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  145. Skewed question by funkdid · · Score: 1
    What you are asking is are *nix users smarter then Windows users.

    By average YES. For example we all have friends and fam with an XP box so infested with malware that they can't even open IE to the page they want. That is your average Windows user.

    Your average *nix user is probably closer to the *nix newbie then the power admin. That being said, your *nix newbie is "*nix user" because of their understanding of windows.

    Therefor (most) *nix users are going to be very knowledgable Windows users, thus the switch. Therefor, any *nix user is going to be "smarter" then your average Windows user, plus they would appear to be a little more open minded and willing to learn something new, where your average Windows user just "wants it to work" and has no interest in "how it works".

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    1. Re:Skewed question by funkdid · · Score: 1
      ...More so,

      Your average *nix user is going to be (most likely in my experience) in the upper echelon of all windows users. These people are the ones that are willing to learn, and use a new OS.

      BACK to the Mac question, hmmm I guess mac users are smarter. My mom and sis have macs, they have no idea how to use a PC or a mac for that matter. They do however have no problems using their macs to do whatever task they want. Ask them to open a terminal, or go to their home directory, and they're lost. They know how to play with digital photos, burn CDs and check their e-mail. As long as they can do that they are happy. With their macs they have no pop-ups and I never have to provide free tech support. Maybe I'm the smart one for telling them to buy macs....

      Hmmmmmmmm

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  146. No... by killermonkeys · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, as a fellow mac user, I could not say that most mac users are smarter than PC users.

    I work as tech support at an ISP, and as the self proclaimed "Mac Guru" I get most of the mac calls. Not only can mac users not easily operate an extremely easy to use OS, they usually cannot express their problems with any fluency. They are the most difficult to work with, most out of touch people I talk to on a daily basis. Most of them try to explain "can't check my email" as something ridiculous like "the stream won't continue" (to quote the most recent user in memory). I can forgive not knowing jargon like OS and application, but how in the world can you expect a person to understand you when you don't say anything about your problem. PC users on the whole are much more effective and concise in their communication, despite not being able to follow directions quite as well.

    But the worst problem with mac users is that they will not stop clicking. If you try to walk them through anything at all, say opening safari it's "Hold on, let me see something" "hmmm" "what does x mean" where x has absolutely nothing to do with the problem, is in an entirely different application (usually Control Panels/System Prefs). Inquisitive is a good thing, but if I tell someone to click on 1 button, and they click on 20 different other things instead, how can they expect to have their problem fixed?

    If you're going to typify people by the computer they use, then mac users are the spaced out hippies that stare off into space and say "what?" every time you talk to them.

  147. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by Nasarius · · Score: 1
    Do you really not know? There is this thing call a GUI....nevermind.

    There's also this thing called a GUI on *BSD...did you not know that? You can run everything from twm to KDE.

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  148. just can't let that one lie... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...the typical Mac user bought his machine because he was scared of DOS..."

    I don't think it was fright that was at play the first day in 1984 when I first used a Mac at the computer store in White Plains NY - I can remember exactly when and where - and saw the Finder, MacWrite and MacPaint all playing nicely with wach other and doing incredibly useful stuff and all that useful stuff coming out of an Imagewriter just like it looked on the screen.

    I daydreamed, goggle-eyed about what might have been in the preceding 6 years of undergrad/grad work with this on my own desk rather than the terminals connected to PDP-11s or whatever...

    No, I definitely wasn't 'scared' of the DOS machine that sat next to it. The DOS machine was text-based and non-intuitive and did nothing to *EN*courage me to use a computer more (i.e. ADD to my computer-using courage) and since then my dealings with DOS, Win 3.1, 95, 98, NT, ME, XP have *DIS*couraged me and I expect others as well. Most people with Wintel stay with it for the same reason people stay with Ford Escorts. They move and it seems there are lots of them. Of course as you drive down the street you see everyone's porch lights flashing because they think you're the pizza guy... but you put up with it because it's not as bad as it used to be - XP sucks less than 98, Escorts suck less than Pintos.

    It hasn't changed much - people bought/buy Macs because they do more things right out of the box, the box is better looking (you can make a dining room table out of sawhorses and 1x6 lumber - but do you? No.) and it's more stable (I know that's the UNIX heritage coming thru - that's nice - it could be its Magic Bunny heritage 'now with more spiffnoodle' for all I care - my iBook has had three kernel panics since the OSX preview thru 10.3.whatever, I can grab a new still camera like I did just last night, plug it in and it just plain works. Plugging that same camera into my wife's 3-year-old Presario laptop was just a sad, long series of installs, mutually exclusive dialog boxes, vaguely referenced suggestions and tentative downloads and some really hair-pulling eventual software...

    it's not fear unless you count fear of inevitable frustration and wasted time.

    And I'll have another iBook soon - three years is my cycle - lowest end, cheap but damned powerful... and pass this one on and it will still do a lot like my PBDuo and PB1400 are still doing...

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  149. well, what about us *nix users? by SadPenguin · · Score: 1

    i guess us users of *nix OSes just far surpass the intelligence of pc users (because we don't use IE...) and transcend the reported intelligence of the mac users, as we can use more than one way of thinking (ext*,fat vs. HFS+; KDE, GNOME, WinMaker vs. OS X etc. etc.) ok, so this will be marked flamebait in short order. think humorous

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  150. STEVE JOBS CAN -- by Nikkodemus · · Score: 1

    suck my chocolate salty balls. They're the size of grape coloured iMac's.

  151. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Informative
    I thought I'd pick a few....

    "Mac is best for desktop publishing"

    I've heard more PC users say this than Mac users. It's indicative of the lack of general education about computers, and how little Apple spends to combat FUD. Apple has changed a lot in the last 10 years, but it seems that the general 'mindshare' is stuck back in '93. Still, I'd rather do DP on a mac than a PC anyday. Considering that's what I do for a living....

    "Mac is best for video editing"

    The TV show Scrubs is made with FCP - hardly 'prosumer'. There is the 'Sky Captain' movie that was done mostly with Macs. Renderfarms may be PC, sure. But the cutting and editing are done on a Mac in most cases.

    Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD.

    heh. Most PC users I know have a PC because they have the appearance of being cheaper. At first. They also don't bother to educate themselves. Add up all the time/$$$ spent battling viruses alone, and you got yourself a Mac.

    I know that what takes several hours on a PC (reinstall WinXP, apps, and drivers) takes less than an hour on my mac. I'll sit out on my deck having a beer or get some work done while you guys dick with Windows.

  152. I agree. That's why I said, by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    "..for the most part,..". I know people that are as you describe, musicians, artists and techno geeks at the same time, but they are, in my observations, a small minority. There are always exceptions. Oh, and the prime example that I am thinking of has definitely less than sterling grammar, spelling and punctuation.

    I also agree that often the cost of a Mac relates to the economic and thus often the educational status of the user. PC's are cheap in relationship to Macs.

    Please note that the only Mac I've ever had was the very first one that came with a single floppy and no HD, but I've played with a dual processor G5 with the big flat panel and thought it quite slick.

    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain

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    1. Re:I agree. That's why I said, by nfotxn · · Score: 1

      Yes, if I had $10 000CAD to blow I'd think about one too.

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  153. Not surprising by objwiz · · Score: 1

    This is not a surprising find IMO. For the most, the people that use MAC are in the communications arts (audio engineering, graphic artists, video editing), marketing and education fields. So it would seem logical that their communications skills are better. Their jobs require better understanding of communications.

  154. How to Lie with Statistics by Chaos_Thoery · · Score: 1

    The article presents statistics at its worst (read "How to Lie with Statistics" ...great book). The article leaves out extraneous factors such as the type of people who own macs and what socio-economic group they come from. Generally, the people who own macs have to have enough money to buy them in the first place. Many people WANT macs but realistically do not have enough money to actually BUY them. Practically everyone grows up using Windows. However, at some point in type some people decide to switch. Now, I could very easily state that at this point in time the smart, curious, techno guys move onto Unix and/or its variants, the rich guys buy macs, and the rest (majority) stay with Windows. Oh, but then I would be stereotyping just like the article does. :p

    1. Re:How to Lie with Statistics by yagu · · Score: 1

      (from the article:)

      ...,
      Part of the problem is that even if you matched the admissions test results for a graduate school with individual PC or Mac preferences to discover a strong positive correlation, people would argue that the Mac users are exceptional for other reasons, that the tests don't measure anything relevant, and that it's unethical to do this in the first place
      ...
      In fact, it's pretty clear that this topic is sufficiently emotionally loaded that you'd get shouted down by one side or another no matter how you did the research; and that's too bad because a clear answer one way or the other would be interesting...

      ummmm, I think the author of the article has got this covered. Your have the right to remain steamed. But, he DID cover this.

  155. Useless by kinthalas · · Score: 1

    Here's the results of running `style` on my spam corpus:

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 12.6
    ARI: 18.3
    Coleman-Liau: 11.0
    Flesch Index: 69.8
    Fog Index: 16.0
    Lix: 56.9 = school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 9.1

    Looks like the spammers are smarter than both Mac users and PC users.

  156. Re:Those who are truly intellegent... by strictnein · · Score: 1

    That would just be bad sentence structure, forgetting the ",". Carp doesn't have to be capitalized as it could be used in the same way as one might use "boy" or "crazy homeless person". :)

    Woohoo! Nothing like pointless grammar discussions attached to pointless tech discussions!

    Exactly!

  157. Multilingual Mac users by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    Since most Mac users are forced to use a Windows PC anyway either at work or at school, they end up getting experience with multiple platforms anyway, just as you suggested.

    Ergo, Mac users are smarter than Windows users. QED. ;-)

  158. Some things to consider by Cinquero · · Score: 1

    First of all, there is no variance value available for the given results. They may just be random and totally meaningless numbers -- even if assuming the method of measurement is useful.

    Second, MSN's userbase may be more international than those of Mac related sites. So it is possible that there are a lot more foreign English speakers on MSN. (And Slashdot!)

    Third, if you live in the USA, it is quite bovious that someone who can afford a Mac, may more likely afford good education.

    1. Re:Some things to consider by yagu · · Score: 1

      Third, if you live in the USA, it is quite bovious that someone who can afford a Mac, may more likely afford good education.

      it isn't that bovious to me!

    2. Re:Some things to consider by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's because you're not a cow.

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  159. Smarter: maybe but ... by garoush · · Score: 1

    Title: "Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users?"
    Subject body: "arminw writes 'Maybe not smarter, but according ....'"

    Now *THAT* is one heck of an eye catching, provocative way of getting your attention to read this smarty thing.

    Hey arminw, did you consider working for a newspaper?

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  160. Paul Murphy also said... by mclaincausey · · Score: 1
    Don't get me wrong, as a Mac user I'd love to delude myself into thinking I'm much smarter than everyone else just because I happen to use a certain platform, but Paul Murphy also wrote this gem of an article, in which he demonstrated his own lack of intelligence. Throughout the article, he promulgates the upcoming,gaming specialized Cell chip as the computing platform (not gaming or multimedia platform, mind you) of the future, and then speculating that the POWER-based PPC line made by THE SAME COMPANY responsible in large part for the Cell is a dead end. Like they just lured Apple in with a roadmap and then threw it out. The solution? Team up with Sun, they seem like a stable, well-run company with a much brighter future than IBM... WHAT?!
    Some examples:

    • "Sun has the technology to compete... No one else does."
    • "So what can Apple do? What the company should have done two years ago: Hop into bed with Sun."
    • He also conspiracy-theorizes that IBM hasn't reached 3.0 GHz not because of technical issues, but because of ego: that the performance gap would be too embarassing. Despite the fact that every other chip has had the same difficulties in transitioning to 90nm...

    OK, back on topic: So, having this nitwit tell me who is intelligent, and that we can evaluate such by looking at which platform they use, rings a little hollow. Even if you did think those grammar checkers are accurate, you have to take into account anti-Mac trolls on the Mac websites, and people writing code on Slashdot. Is there a Perl/C/++/#/Java/Python/Ruby parser in any of those algorithms? Idiocy....

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  161. Henry James by dolbywan_kenobi · · Score: 1

    Wait did he use a Henry James's novel as the benchmark? Ughhh. Reading Henry James is a better sleep aid than warm milk after drinking wine and having a valium! I think that the scores must measure how boring one writes...

  162. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 1

    OEM Windows license is only about $80, so I guess you could say that if you normally buy $160 computers.

  163. that sit! Me and my family are buyin a Mac! by xutopia · · Score: 1

    cause we wanna be more intelligent toe.

  164. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by cleojo42 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone actually figured out the 'uptime cost' for a PC running windows versus mac? I would hazard a guess that they end up being the same cost then. Mac and PC user....I prefer the mac.

  165. Chicas Love a Mac Man by otterpop378 · · Score: 1

    In my experience, the average mac user gets more action than the average pc user. Because they do their work, and then go OUTSIDE instead of reformatting their pc? maybe. Because there are plenty of materalistic girls? maybe. Becuase the shiny silver tower is sexier? maybe.

    Smarter? doubtful. More appealing to the ladies? definately.

    could also have something to do with the fact that mac people tend to have their shit together a little better too.

  166. Re:I say no by blinder · · Score: 1

    heh, i know... its ifconfig on osx of course... sheesh... no one can take a joke today :-D

  167. Re:refuted by an unimpeachable source by Meneudo · · Score: 2, Informative

    A synopsis of the article

    A response to the article

    This research article just seems to be flamebait and highly uncontrolled. Hell, I could give you papers from the Mac users at our school and compare them to the PC users and the Mac users would win by far. A computer does not influence a person's style of writing. If you were to get a good, large group of students, you would see that the results are flawed, and that Mac users would tend to outperform PC users.

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  168. Its all windows fault! by Leoric · · Score: 1

    Ofcource we are stupid!

    99% of us are using Windows!
    GNU/Linux is available, but we are using Windows!!!

    You dont have to be a rocket scientist to see that PC users are stupid...

  169. Mac users smarter eh? by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Then why did they pay so much for a computer with only a one button mouse?

    Eh? Eh? I thought so. :)

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    1. Re:Mac users smarter eh? by Laplace · · Score: 1

      For the same reason that all those people buy bikes that cost thousands of dollars, yet don't have kick stands.

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  170. Queen's English? by rockhome · · Score: 1

    Should it not be the Queen's English?

    I reckon that the current Monarch is referred to as Her Majesty, not His Majesty.

    1. Re:Queen's English? by macinrack · · Score: 1

      Yes it is Queen's English. It's also HER Majesty's Ships (HMS Whatever) in the Royal Navy, and God save the QUEEN in the national anthem, because a Queen is presently in power. I'm just a Leftist New Hampshire Mac user, but what do I know.

  171. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by mclaincausey · · Score: 1
    WETA Digital runs Shake on a Linux cluster.

    Macs are still a superior platform, imo. Just pointing the fact out that Shake doesn't mean Apple hardware.

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  172. I for one... by isecore_JMK · · Score: 1

    ... have seen my share of pretty dumb Mac users. Like the guy that lived in the same dorm as a friend of mine. He had an ancient milk carton in his room, and went to throw it away. But he couldn't work the lock on his dorm-room and had to climb out of the window. Then he proceeded to pour the sourmilk down the first stormdrain he saw.

    Oh, and he was dressed in an old bathrobe, white shorts with red hearts on them, and had green flipflops on his feet. He looked VERY smart!

    Brand new Powerbook on his desk.

    Or the sysadmin (!) at a firm I once visited. He didn't know that harddrives could be emptied. When his harddrive got full, he bashed it with a hammer and bought a new one. Saw about five G4's in his office.

    (note: this is NOT anti-mac. I love mac's. This is just my $0.02)

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  173. Oh please by portwojc · · Score: 1

    She's a Mac user and they were worse even before they all became Unix users too.

    Yes that is a problem with Mac users now. They got Unix (underneath) and they think they are even better than before.

  174. Think Different... by cavebear42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, the Apple Co motto is "think different." If we are going to use proper English as a measure for intelligence, should they be disqualified for using an adjective rather than an adverb to modify a verb?

    1. Re:Think Different... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      They just forgot the quotes around "different".

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    2. Re:Think Different... by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      or they forgot the ly at the end

    3. Re:Think Different... by rpdillon · · Score: 1

      Its not adverbial - its as though you were in a meeting to discuss the ad campaign and a guy kept showing you trees with apples on them, and orchards and word play with apple. The CEO says: "I dont want any of this - its all the same. Start over." The ad campaign guy says: "But, where do are start?" The CEO replys: "Think Different." Or, as the post above says: Think "Different"

    4. Re:Think Different... by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Either the CEO said, "Think 'Different'" or the CEO used poor grammer.

    5. Re:Think Different... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are not inviting you to think differently. They are inviting you to ponder the concept of being different. Hence, "think different." It might not be pure grammar, but it's outstanding ad copy.

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  175. Re:refuted by an unimpeachable source by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

    An "unimpeachable source" by definition should be current, particularly with regard to computing. I don't know if you've noticed, but things in the computing world tend to change very quickly. Try and see if you can keep your sources at least within a half decade, 'k junior?

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  176. Ironic typo on the 'Diction' webpage ... by Ravensha · · Score: 1

    Ironic that the program used by this guy to analyze the intelligence of users based on diction, has misspelled 'sentence' on their webpage. Screenshot of typo. Funny!

  177. Believing your own PR by HBPiper · · Score: 1

    Wow. I put this right up there with "You meet the nicest people on a Honda" and "Volvo, its boxy, but its good." I would say that the high percentage of known artists and academics that are Mac Users is what makes this urban legend keep getting bandied about. As a person who supported Mac's in an earlier incarnation of my career, I would say that the typical Mac user is one that "thinks" they are smarter than everybody else. Then they call tech support to come save them from their own superiority.

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    1. Re:Believing your own PR by HBPiper · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm a condescending Unix user from way back. Here's a nickel kid........

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  178. Watch out. Article about forum users! by RosCabezas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is about scores from forums used by PC and Mac users, not about users themselves. I use a PC and some unix boxes and don't usually contribute to forums.
    I think that the typical PC forum user is young and looking for answers to their questions about e-donkey or kazaa, while mac people tend to be older and look for some other things (what? I dunno :)

    While I'm not an English spoker, I've seen some of the best English arount in comp.lang.perl.moderated :)

  179. Yes they are by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    Stupid people buy what the smart friends have, so they can get help for free.

  180. Readability != Command of the language by dankney · · Score: 1

    The statistics this article uses are readability statistics. They measure (duh!) how easy the supplied text is to read. This does not represent mastery of the language. In fact, way back in journalism school, we were all taught that our goal should be to write for the average 8th grade student. Writing clearly -- defined as easily read --is often far more difficult than using a larger, more precise vocabulary. And neither clarity nor vocabulary has anything to do with expressing complex ideas -- the most difficult task in writing. In summary, the article is nothing but a rhetorical flourish.

  181. hipsters by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1

    Ten bucks says Mac User also drives a Volkswagen, wears Diesel shoes, claims to have shopped at a thrift store, and is secretly ashamed that s/he only got into a state college.

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  182. Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? by xx_chris · · Score: 1

    Yes. Next question.

  183. If it's that to be smart, I prefer to be dumber by Alieninator10000X · · Score: 1

    MAC are still sell with 1 mouse button and MAC users are so dumb, they have to buy ANOTHER($) mouse with their mac.

  184. And In Other News... by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 1

    ...Slashdot responses have jumped immensely in their intelligence and writing level. Police are reporting that they appear to have been edited and reread before they were submitted to the popular "News for Nerds" site. Rumors hold that Lix scores jumped from the 5th to the 7th grade level overnight! More at 10.

  185. Well duh by b-baggins · · Score: 1

    They bought a Mac; of course they're smarter. Is this a trick question?

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  186. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by Otter · · Score: 1
    1) I don't know the fine points of how style works, but generally metrics will treat acronyms as adding complexity, not misspelling.

    2) If I were implementing the metric, any text using "boxen" would be downgraded to "Idiocy". Anyone using "boxen" in the singular would be electrocuted.

  187. Smarter Eh? by MattyCobb · · Score: 1

    Well I still paid around $1000 less for my faster computer which also runs a Unix-like operating system. And I didn't buy it because it was pretty and grape ! So Ha!

    On a more serious note Mac users are generaly more computer literate than PC users, but thats not all of them. In fact, working in tech support, some of the stupidest people I've ever delt with were on Macs. I recently have fallen in love with Macs for graphic design after I was forced to use them at my college. However, before that I was quite anti-mac for a good reason. In addition to being some of the most annoying people alive "my computer is a new Mac, ok? it didnt break. i spent like $7000 on this. do you even make that in a year? its your service that is broken!" on tech support calls their whole community is a bit annoying. I remember back in high school we had a choice of macs or pcs in our web dev class. I chose a PC and my teacher gave me a 20 minute lecture on how much better Macs were. However, I got my revenge. These were the first iMacs (the ones with nothing internal) and for some reason I discovered playing a CD, having Eric's Ultimate Solitare, and a web browser window open at the same time would instantly crash the Mac, all of them. So every morning before class I would crash every since Mac in the lab. Showed her.

    Basically the world is full of morons on computers and Mac users are no better than PC users. They just get a slightly more stable operating system at the expence of being overcharged and not being able to build their own system.

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  188. Adolescent Perspective by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    I recently graduated from High School in a class of over 700. I was involved with the school's gifted and talented class, where the so-called "nerdiest" (and ironically the most popular) students came to "chill."

    It was my experience that over half of the fifty or so students in the aforementioned class owned an Apple, even though our school is filled with IBM PC's. These people had ACT and SAT scores of 30+ and 1400+ - Harvard admitted four students, UC Berkeley 2, Wash U (St. Louis) 6, and Vanderblit 1, although few of said students could not afford to go to those schools.

    By far the most popular computer was the PowerBook. Kids brought their powerbooks to class and connected to our school's crappy wireless network. There were also a great deal of iPods, surprisingly among windows users.

    Apple is doing something right- the class of '04 certainly bought a bunch of Apples.

    1. Re:Adolescent Perspective by fordboy0 · · Score: 1
      <rant>
      It seems logical that those who can afford it, would want to give their children every advantage (even if it is perceived). Buying an Apple, which as a bonus, comes with a snobby-factor only superceded by the new 5-series to be received for graduation, gives them that perceived advantage. The maid and butler also allow said students more time for studies.

      Just goes to show that people with money get into the better schools...

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  189. Re:I say no by metalligoth · · Score: 1

    Mac users can't grasp things as simple as right click

    x86 users can't seem to grasp that all one has to do in order to execute a right click on a Mac is hold down the Control key while clicking. If that's too much of a pain in the ass, plug in any regular mouse.

    and totally wig out when they have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig.

    You are aware there is this little thing called OS X, which is based on NEXTSTEP, which is UNIX-based, right? You are aware that at most Linux/UNIX conferences 60% of users have Macs, right? I didn't think so. Idiot.

  190. Someone missed a very obvious point... by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

    I know I didn't post within the first 5 minutes so this will probably never get read...

    The default browser for Mac OS X, Safari, contains a spellchecker. When all those Mac users post in a forum, just about every post is spellchecked by the system. In Windows, the default browser, Internet Explorer, includes no such spellchecker. I'm using IE on a public terminal right now and there's no way in hell I'm going to paste this post into Word just to spellcheck it. Because Mac users always have an easy spellchecker at their fingertips, they feel more confident in using larger words with more difficult spellings.

    Oh, that and the fact the CounterStrike is available for Windows-only. That drags the whole community down at least a grade level.

    1. Re:Someone missed a very obvious point... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I read it. =)

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  191. I'm so high by pkx · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what's going on right now

  192. Just a signal-to-noise clarification by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    Perhaps because I'm anal, and a Slashdot reader, and a Mac user, but...

    If the signal-to-noise ratio of something increases, then what you're saying is that the signal is increasing relative to the noise, while your post (which I like otherwise) seems to indicate you intended otherwise. ;) That is, unless I am wrong about "thing1 to thing2" corresponding to "numerator to denominator"...

  193. Hmm. by euphonaesthesia · · Score: 1
    Overall, the results are pretty clear: Mac users might not actually be smarter than PC users, but they certainly use better English and a larger vocabulary to express more complex thinking.
    That's a loaded conclusion for his rather cursory analysis. The primary problem with that conclusion is that it assumes that those who use 'better' English and a larger vocabulary must express complex thinking; he does not suggest that better English and a larger vocabulary may just be that and not a reflection of complexity of thought.

    What he has shown--not proven--is that from his sample of texts that the Mac users simply wrote longer sentences and used words with more syllables (two measures by which Flesch-Kinkaid uses to determine 'grade level' of writing). Nothing about the intelligence of the users (and this is ignoring how that word is vague and undefined) is shown in any form. We have numbers that are the result of simple analyses of texts. Those measures, as far as I know, can't process semantic meaning, and they thus show next to nothing about the 'intelligence' of the authors.
  194. Slightly too broad in scope by XeRXeS-TCN · · Score: 1

    I think that the article is kinda interesting, in so far as Apple users seem to be quite good at expressing themselves; although as someone pointed out, that may have at least something to do with the economics of the wealthier and resultantly better educated owners of expensive Mac platforms.

    I do think that "PC Users" is too broad in scope to really be applicable to any group of people. If you are a PC User, it means you could be using:

    • Windows 3.1/95/98/2k/XP/2k3
    • Free/Open/Net/Dragonfly BSD
    • Any of the many variants of "traditional" Unix
    • Any of the many distributions of Linux
    • BeOS
    • QNX
    • OS/2

    And any other of the many "weird and wonderful" operating systems that currently exist for the PC. Each of these Operating Systems may vary greatly in terms of the types of user they attract, the amount of skill/study they involve to install/use, which may or may not have an influence of the amount of literate users you find.

    I think, for example, that many would agree that *nix users would tend to be somewhat more intelligent than many "average" PC users, who are simply running the standard OEM operating system that was pre-installed on their computer when they got it. Linux may be becoming more accessible to new users these days, but I doubt that most script kiddies, packet kiddies, and people who tend to break their computer by falling for yet another polite suggestion to fix whatever problem they are having with deltree C:\ /y, would even know where to begin on a *nix distro.

    In saying that though, it is important not to directly link technical ability with literacy. It *may* be the case that people who run *nix systems are more technically minded than users running Windows, but that does not automatically mean that they are more literate. It *may* be the case, depending on how generally smart an individual user is, but they could easily have unparalleled analytical/mathematical skill, but very poor literacy/communicative skill.

    One way or the other, it is just not a fair test to throw all "PC Users" together into one group of people, due to the vast diversity of the PC as a platform, and the amount of different operating systems and communities which rely on it.

    I think us "PC Users" are just lucky he didn't go searching for his information on IRC. The average packet kiddie would have us looking like we have trouble walking erect, much less operating a computer. ;)

  195. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by maggern · · Score: 1

    You obviously know very little about publishing. First, people in the publishing industry are not computer people by and large. They prefer macs because they don't want to fuss with command-lines, email viruses and poor font management. They also prefer an enviroment that is PDF driven from the ground up. Had you known anything about the publishing industry you would have not brought this point up.

    I work in that industry, and there are no big differences between using PC and Mac. Both work just fine! The major issues are about being used to something and switching costs. THAT'S why the industry (mostly) stick to mac's!

    The only issue you're right about is viruses.

  196. HA! This will skew his ratings! by Feynman · · Score: 1

    The Prince had always liked his London, when it had come to him;
    he was one of the modern Romans who find by the Thames a more
    convincing image of the truth of the ancient state than any they
    have left by the Tiber. Brought up on the legend of the City to
    which the world paid tribute, he recognised in the present London
    much more than in contemporary Rome the real dimensions of such a
    case. If it was a question of an Imperium, he said to himself,
    and if one wished, as a Roman, to recover a little the sense of
    that, the place to do so was on London Bridge, or even, on a fine
    afternoon in May, at Hyde Park Corner. It was not indeed to
    either of those places that these grounds of his predilection,
    after all sufficiently vague, had, at the moment we are concerned
    with him, guided his steps; he had strayed, simply enough, into
    Bond Street, where his imagination, working at comparatively
    short range, caused him now and then to stop before a window in
    which objects massive and lumpish, in silver and gold, in the
    forms to which precious stones contribute, or in leather, steel,
    brass, applied to a hundred uses and abuses, were as tumbled
    together as if, in the insolence of the Empire, they had been the
    loot of far-off victories. The young man's movements, however,
    betrayed no consistency of attention--not even, for that matter,
    when one of his arrests had proceeded from possibilities in faces
    shaded, as they passed him on the pavement, by huge beribboned
    hats, or more delicately tinted still under the tense silk of
    parasols held at perverse angles in waiting victorias. And the
    Prince's undirected thought was not a little symptomatic, since,
    though the turn of the season had come and the flush of the
    streets begun to fade, the possibilities of faces, on the August
    afternoon, were still one of the notes of the scene. He was too
    restless--that was the fact--for any concentration, and the last
    idea that would just now have occurred to him in any connection
    was the idea of pursuit.

    He had been pursuing for six months as never in his life before,
    and what had actually unsteadied him, as we join him, was the
    sense of how he had been justified. Capture had crowned the
    pursuit--or success, as he would otherwise have put it, had
    rewarded virtue; whereby the consciousness of these things made
    him, for the hour, rather serious than gay. A sobriety that might
    have consorted with failure sat in his handsome face,
    constructively regular and grave, yet at the same time oddly and,
    as might be, functionally almost radiant, with its dark blue
    eyes, its dark brown moustache and its expression no more sharply
    "foreign" to an English view than to have caused it sometimes to
    be observed of him with a shallow felicity that he looked like a
    "refined" Irishman. What had happened was that shortly before, at
    three o'clock, his fate had practically been sealed, and that
    even when one pretended to no quarrel with it the moment had
    something of the grimness of a crunched key in the strongest lock
    that could be made. There was nothing to do as yet, further, but
    feel what one had done, and our personage felt it while he
    aimlessly wandered. It was already as if he were married, so
    definitely had the solicitors, at three o'clock, enabled the date
    to be fixed, and by so few days was that date now distant. He
    was to dine at half-past eight o'clock with the young lady on
    whose behalf, and on whose father's, the London lawyers had
    reached an inspired harmony with his own man of business, poor
    Calderoni, fresh from Rome and now apparently in the wondrous
    situation of being "shown London," before promptly leaving it
    again, by Mr. Verver himself, Mr. Verver whose easy way with his
    millions had taxed to such small purpose, in the arrangements,
    the principle of reciprocity. The reciprocity with which the
    Prince was during these minutes most struck was that of
    Calderoni's bestowal of hi

  197. Style / diction thunderbird plugin? by MagicMike · · Score: 1

    So here's an honest question.

    I downloaded the "diction" package (I found a source RPM from the PLD distribution using rpmfind.net - needed a little .spec file tweak but then worked fine on RH9).

    I installed it, and lo and behold, I still suffer from excessive-passivitis. I always had that problem when I was in situations where my literary output was being graded, and it appears I haven't gotten over it.

    So what I'm thinking is, why isn't there a thunderbird plugin that does style analysis, where you could have it analyze email pre-send and set thresholds to warn you when you're writing at too high a level or your sentences are all passive.

    Does such a beast exist?

  198. Well I don't know about smarter by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 1

    But they are definatly gayer.

    ha ha!

    1. Re:Well I don't know about smarter by rdr2 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I am very happy. :D

  199. Dunno if we're smarter, BUT.... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    I bought the one of the first Bondi Blue iMacs for my wife for Christmas... she giggled and coo'ed over it as she was opening it. Ever since then life has been good.

    Oh, and I got a pair of socks.

    A happy wife is a happy life.

    Written at 5th Grade school level for PC Users :)

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  200. Re: Once again...False by KyleJ61782 · · Score: 1

    If you had taken a course on labor economics, you would find that the amount of education you receive directly correlates with the amount of return you get for that education. The higher the intelligence, the greater the return for a given year of education. It only stands to reason that those who are more intelligent receive more education. Now the increased money is both a result of the signal that the education gives employers (how intelligent the employee is, as explained previously) and also because of the skills gained from said education (which those of lower ability or intelligence cannot use as effectively).

    Furthermore, consider the number of relatively uneducated people who lead companies, but who are also very intelligent. Like Bill Gates: whether or not you like him, it's hard to argue that he's not intelligent.

    So really, while money earned usually has a direct correllation with the amount of education received, the amount of education received has a direct correllation to the intelligence. Also, intelligence in and of itself also can lead someone to earning more money (Bill Gates). Thus regardless of the path taken, ultimately higher intelligence usually (note...usually, not always--it depends upon vocation) leads to more success and income.

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  201. Professional Trolls by Seanasy · · Score: 1

    This is the same Paul Murphy that was talking out his @$$ about Apple not having a CPU and how they should go with Sun. The Slashdot reference here makes me think this was written for Slashdot to get a link and hits.

    Makes me wish the editors here would... well, edit.

  202. Hmmm rephrase it please... by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Smarter than Windows Users ? Probably ... yes, but Smarter than PC users I thought the Mac was a "Personal Computer"... Lets face it.. as OSX fans will enevitably say MacOSX "It just Works" where as to use linux you need to be a "Ubergeek" etc.

    I prefer to think that if you are smart enough not to be a Microsoft following Sheep, and make a concious decision to avoid windows, then you know for sure that there is a difference between "PC" and "Windows".. One is a piece of hardware and one is a piece of software. PC is not Ubiquitous with windows.

    Linux users generally smarter than windows users? Most probably.

    Mac users smarter than Windows users ?
    Smart enough not to line billy boy's pockets maybe. But i've come across Mac users that think that PC is synonymous with Windows, and I find that infuritating. OSX has certainly made Mac's more exciting to geeks, but before OSX came out Windows may well have been easier to get beneath the hood.

    How about I throw this into the mix ;)

    Are Gentoo users smarter than Linspire users ?

    Nick..

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  203. Not that surprising... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not necessarily that surprising when you think about it, for a variety of reasons. Macs dominate a much smaller sector of the market, and they are generally more expensive. So the people that buy them are more likely to be in higher income brackets, are more likely to have had more schooling, etc... Now this obviously isn't always true- just a correlation. Also, mac's are usually shinier.

  204. Oh. My. God. by Mitleid · · Score: 1

    What stereotype-fostering and biased "study"/editorial are we going to accept next? KKK Grand Dragon Presents Evidence That Aryans Are In Fact Master Race. Or maybe Mormon Scholar Confirms That Alcohol And Vulgarities Will Send You To Hell; non-Mormans fucked.

    How about some better discretion when posting articles? The article author is an elitist hack, and the question he poses is one that shouldn't even be given any serious consideration. It's too absurd to even be funny, and everyone knows it's only going to start a bunch of silly flamewar and bitching here on slashdot...

    Case in point: the post you've just read!

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  205. Postmodernism essay generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The earlier post was a slightly modified version of the output of the Postmodern Essay Generator.

    1. Re:Postmodernism essay generator by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

      I suspected as much. I always head to that website when I need a good randomly-generated chuckle.

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  206. Re:No! NO! NOOO! I LIKE THE FLAMES!!! by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    They keep me warm.

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  207. Not that they are smarter by dynamo · · Score: 1

    It's not that we are smarter, it's that we treat ourselves better. We don't put up with the same level of shit that windows users put up with, and that probably extends to efficiency in other areas of our lives.

  208. Everyone will agree by Alieninator10000X · · Score: 1

    Most MAC users don't even know how to use computers.

  209. Maybe it's not that simple by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Simply put, Mac users are, for the most part, academics, artsy or literary types who have spent a lot more time in rhetoric and literature classes while slashdotters spent their time in geeky technical (useful) pursuits. Writing style is not the main interest of the /. crew, although some argument could be made that better style can result in better communication.

    This may not have been intended to be humorous but it sure came across that way to me. You first make a blanket statment about those who use Macs, then you make an even broader statement, comparing academics, artsy, and literary types on the one hand, and geeky technical people (all of which Slashdotters are supposed to be according to your broad brush portrayal).

    Then you get even more reductionist by saying that these geeky technical pursuits are useful, by opposition implying that academic pursuits (you know, learning and stuff), arts (you know, self-expression and stuff), and literature (did an electrician write the Lord of the Rings?) are useless. Who is that Twain guy in your sig, anyway?

    Finally, as an aside, you mention that better writing style might be handy in communication. You may be on to something there. Believe it or not, people who write for a living have to put a lot of work into it, because conveying information effectively is not something that just occurs spontaneously.

    There are millions of Windows and Linux users who are creative, artsy types. There are millions of Mac users who are hard core technical types. There are even *gasp!* millions of technical geeks who are also artistic, and vice-versa. I know, it sounds like dogs and cats sleeping together, but it's really true!

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    1. Re:Maybe it's not that simple by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Just the fact that you posted to this flame war calls into question your intelligence. Unfortunately for me, my posting a response makes my own inntelligence doubtful. Damn.

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    2. Re:Maybe it's not that simple by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      Indeed. I was thinking the very same thing about my own response. I think we're all basically responding to this thread out of sheer boredom. Let's just finish Friday already! I say that not as an insensitive American clod, and I understand that many of you have already finished your work day. I despise you all for that fact.

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    3. Re:Maybe it's not that simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      There are millions of Windows and Linux users who are creative, artsy types. There are millions of Mac users who are hard core technical types.
      Wait... there are millions of Mac users?
  210. Dude - it's a joke by scruffyMark · · Score: 1

    It's supposed to be funny, not scientific.

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  211. Re:Yes, That Certainly Makes Sense To Me... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    Aside from your arrogant and condescending point

    Arrogant and condescending? How? By saying that people who pay attention to how they appear to others might buy a computer that looks better in their living room? Attention to appearance doesn't necessarily have to come at the expense of anything else (except maybe money).

    (I would wager I am better educated and more literate than you)

    And I'd wager that your superiority in this regard has neither bearing on this discussion, nor on my life in general. I claim neither to be highly educated nor of unequalled literacy. My statements were in no way meant to imply one group is more literate than the other. In fact, my entire point was that this is something you cannot judge based on slashdot posts.

    Two typos (and I LOVED the one you made next to the word typos (emphasis YOURS)),

    I liked it too. That's why I left it in. I even considered adding a few more, because it's usually much worse (stupid undersized Dell laptop keyboard), but that would have been too silly, even for me.

    and one use of a made-up phrase ("scabbed-together"?

    There's nothing preventing one from making up phrases, so long as the meaning is conveyed.

    And this after you made sure not to hit the "submit" button until you were "absolutely positive that (your) grammar and spelling (were) perfect".

    Heh. I see. You've mistaken me for a Mac zealot. Actually, I'm a PC/Linux zealot. The argument I make is secretly to excuse my sloppy typing and lack of effective self-editing.

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  212. What a suprise by twfry · · Score: 1

    that an article "according to MacNewsWorld" would say Mac users are better. Talk about pandering to you audience.

  213. Or, stated another way ... by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
    Overall, the results are pretty clear: Mac users might not actually be smarter than PC users, but they certainly use better English and a larger vocabulary to express more complex thinking.

    Or stated another way, Mac users' writing is harder to read and understand.

  214. Oops! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    When someone told me to quit carping, I thought he wanted me to get off the stool!

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  215. Re:It's discrimination and economics by admdrew · · Score: 1
    The Mac is like a designer computer. It looks better and is designed better than PCs. It also has a much higher quality operating system design.

    You're mixing up superior quality with chic; while Macs are certainly more consistant in their quality of design, most savvy computer users find less technical worth in Macs than they do PCs.

    As far as operating systems go, it's deceptive to claim OSX is higher quality than XP or any of the Linux variants. First of all, OSX was based heavily off of Unix (for good reason), and the current breeds of Windows are arguably as stable as many other OSes.

    People who appreciate this tend to be better educated, higher income people, such as artists, writers and programmers. They unite to appreciate a designer computer and laugh at the vulgar boring Windows people.

    Your example professions are a little weird.. the average person who makes a living in the arts (artists and writers, like you say) does not command an amazingly high income. Also, most programmers do not use Macs; the developing environments on PCs are much more popular, powerful, refined, and have a longer history of development.

    There is a reason Apple chooses to make its products fashionable; there is a certain image that needs to be exuded by the Apple brandname. As a stereotype, people buy Macs to be hip and buy PCs to be productive. The thing is, people rarely complain; those owning Macs are usually happy to pay more for an image, while PC users tend to be happy with the power they receive.

  216. I meet the average user on a daily basis by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    ..and I can't say I've noticed Mac users to be any different from average PC users. In many cases they don't know their machine very well, and are still stuck on the old saw that Macs are somehow graphically superior to PCs, and that they *can't* get viruses. Trying to point out that nobody's really interested in writing a virus for a low-usage platform falls on deaf ears. If anything, a user of a more user-friendly OS is less likely to be brighter, not the other way around. Their tool requires less thinking on their part, and they like it that way.

    1. Re:I meet the average user on a daily basis by bnenning · · Score: 1

      If anything, a user of a more user-friendly OS is less likely to be brighter, not the other way around. Their tool requires less thinking on their part, and they like it that way.

      And why shouldn't they? The less mental energy you need to expend to simply make your computer work, the more you have to actually accomplish useful things with it.

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    2. Re:I meet the average user on a daily basis by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      And why shouldn't they? The less mental energy you need to expend to simply make your computer work, the more you have to actually accomplish useful things with it.

      Granted. But a lazy man's tool is still that: a tool for a lazy man.

    3. Re:I meet the average user on a daily basis by fordboy0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I would have to wholeheartedly agree. I've been using Apple computers in production environments since the II (Yes, that's the PLAIN II - oh how I lusted for the IIfx).
      There was a time when the Mac was definitely a superior platform to do graphics work. I recall when Ulead's photo editing packages was the only thing the PC users had. But I digress.
      Forward to today. I no longer have my printing business and am now doing network diagnostics/repair etc. I also have many clients from my old industry and most of them are Macintosh based. (they might have a PC sitting alone in the corner for the occasional PC job) I would not consider any of my Mac-shop clients to be any more intelligent than my PC-shop clients. Truthfully, it seems that the Mac users blissfully forage ahead *knowing* that they have chosen the superior platform, without any real knowledge to back it up.
      Just like back in my printing days, you are generally more likely to find a PC user that is capable of giving the Mac shop the type of file that they need, vs. a Mac user being able to give the PC shop the type of file they need. PC users seem to be more comfortable with different file formats and such. This may be misguided, or at least offset by the few extremely stupid people I've come across.
      Also, don't forget, but the Mac was extremely virus prone in the early days. Hell, it was one of the humorous points I used to make. On the pre-BSD Mac OSs, you could contract a virus just by inserting a disc. Yes, it was actually running a program when it placed that icon on your desktop, but since there weren't ANY computers connected to the internet (Yeah, I even ran a dial-up BBS for my company circa 1989-1994) viruses didn't get any real attention.
      I guess what I'm trying to say is that *most* people really don't know why they like what they like, but I'll bet that there are plenty of blinking 12:00 (or 88:88) VCRs in both Mac and PC users households.

      -FB

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    4. Re:I meet the average user on a daily basis by fordboy0 · · Score: 1
      Let me post-preface my previous comment with:
      PC = Windows boxen

      -FB

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  217. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by Squishy+Eyeball+Jeff · · Score: 1
    Okay, as a Mac user I have to set you straight on a few points here, because you're the type of Mac user who makes Mac users like me really pissed off.

    They all run better on the Mac, and the vast majority of people using these apps are doing so on the mac. Your point is moot.

    They all run better on the Mac? Really? In term of what?

    Performance? Prove it.

    Workflow? That's subjective.

    What lack of applications? I have everything I need, liteally.

    You have everything YOU need. Everyone else might not. I, for one, own an Opteron desktop in addition to my PowerBook because I can't get apps like Far Cry, Battlefield: Vietnam, and few others under OSX.

    With both a PC and a Mac, I have just about everything that's available to the broader market, literally. I don't have to hope that something makes its way to OSX so I can use it, and stuff that never sees the light of day under Windows lives on my PowerBook. Pretty damn convenient.

    A balanced, best-of-all-worlds approach. Imagine that, huh?

    Funny since it's apple who leads the market. Windows copies MacOSX, Apple made USB popular, widescreen displays, firewire etc etc etc.

    Really? Apple leads the market? I can get a Mac with dual optical drives? How about an X800 GPU like I have in my Boxx workstation? How about internal 10K RAIDed drives? From the hardware side, there's no question that the x86 world gets a leg up on Apple. Sorry, that's just the way it is.

    As for who's copying who, you need to realize that MS steals from Apple, and Apple from MS. Good ideas are borrowed all the time.

  218. Telemarker? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Nah, I've never gotten a phone call from her.

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  219. PC Users are smarter, I'll tell you why... by LighthouseJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was actually thinking about this for the past few days. I came to the conclusion that PC users are smarter.

    My experiences:
    I spent a little time on a PowerBook G4 and Apple has written the OS to do everything for me (or the user).

    I own a Dell i8600 with Windows XP and I enjoy it. I don't have any problems because I reserve a small portion of my time to maintain the PC. I clean up empty subdirectories, clean up errant files, update virus protection, clean ad-ware, et al. Some guys work on their cars, some guys build ships in bottles, some guys build ships, I keep a highly stable and secure Windows installation. At school, if anyone has computer problems like they can't print, or won't boot, they ask to use my computer because they know it's stable and won't let them down because it never lets me down.

    My conclusion:
    Apple removes all challenge and problem solving from computing. I didn't get a chance to, but I hear to install a program in OS X, you drag and drop the CD-ROM onto the Finder? I know if I had a Mac fulltime, that I'd feel like I was in the rubber-room of computing. An Apple would literally make me feel stupid because it wouldn't challenge me.

    On my Dell, it runs fine. No BSOD, only crashes I see are third-party applications I chose to put on there (and are usually removed). I feel I'm very good at problem solving (almost finished my second engineering degree) and I like the challenge Windows sometimes gives to me. When I do solve the challenge, whatever it is, I feel smart because I solved a real world problem others probably have.

    My conclusion:
    If I owned a Mac, I'd feel like OS X thought I was some menacing child that needs protection from myself. I own a PC and the occaisional problems I face challenge me and entice me to fix. The solutions to those problems reward me for fixing something myself and when the solutions are shared to others with the same problem, it enhances my social situation with friends. My PC reinforces my confidence in myself in not only computing, but maybe mechanical tasks like fixing something complex on a car, or something else.

  220. Do Harley-Davidson bikers have larger penis than by presarioD · · Score: 1

    ... Ducati bikers?

    Sheeeeeeeesh fellas when do you actually plan to get over adolescence?

    By the way Dr. Freud has an answer to the above question but many of the uR-so-lame-Im-so-c()()L crowd will not like it...

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  221. either I am a moron or these results are nonsense by mzs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a hunch that online writing does not reflect the style of say college writing. Also there are many abbreviations, lists, and some bad punctuation used commonly. (Such as ...) So I filtered all of the email I sent in over the last two years through style. Now personally I have a BA in math and a BS in CompSci and I work for a DOE lab. I would say that a large portion of my messages are technical. Unfortuantely, a large portion of them have excerpts from C, C++, python, assembler, and matlab code which I have a hunch style does not approve of. I see these results:

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 6.3
    ARI: 6.4
    Coleman-Liau: 8.1
    Flesch Index: 80.8
    Fog Index: 9.3
    1. WSFT Index: 2.0
    Wheeler-Smith Index: 0.1 = below school year 5
    Lix: 17.5 = below school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 7075.4
    ent 129

    I used some simple sed and awk scripts to filter my emails in a crude way to get as much of the paragraphs I actually wrote and to strip away all of the rest. I removed email headers, tried to only include the first part of multiparts, and avoided all attachments. I also replaced all email address and urls with the word 'address'. Finally I attempted to splice-out all forwarded messages and copies of what others had written. I expect that this script was not perfect, but it seemed close enough:

    <snip - sigh...>

    The lameness filter is preventing me from posting the scripts, and I could not get around it by pasting many copies of the lameness filter message here. Interestingly, I got to a page that seemed to have a form on it to add and remove active discussions. Interesting indeed :)

  222. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by geek · · Score: 1

    "They all run better on the Mac? Really? In term of what?"

    You're a fucking retard. Look up the benchmarks yourself, they run better, all of them across the board. I wont do the research for you dick head.

    "You have everything YOU need. Everyone else might not. I, for one, own an Opteron desktop in addition to my PowerBook because I can't get apps like Far Cry, Battlefield: Vietnam, and few others under OSX."

    Oh poor baby, can't get his video games, oh no what ever will we do. Battlefield Vietnam is coming to the mac BTW, to bad you didn't look that one up. Every productivity app is on the Mac and quite a few that aren't or at least a viable alternative. Nice try reducing this to a "OMFG I CAN'T PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES" argument. Run away now moron.

    "A balanced, best-of-all-worlds approach. Imagine that, huh?"

    Yeah whatever. Fucktard.

    "Really? Apple leads the market? I can get a Mac with dual optical drives? How about an X800 GPU like I have in my Boxx workstation? How about internal 10K RAIDed drives? From the hardware side, there's no question that the x86 world gets a leg up on Apple. Sorry, that's just the way it is."

    Yes you can get all of that and more. Sorry, but as stated above, you're a fucktard.

    "As for who's copying who, you need to realize that MS steals from Apple, and Apple from MS. Good ideas are borrowed all the time."

    Do you just like hearing yourself or are you generally this fucking dumb? Fuck off now troll, you contributed nothing.

  223. Intellegence is overrated... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    If people are considered intelligent for willingly paying three times more for less performance, then I'm proud to be a moron!

    BTW, the my "three times" figure come from personal experience. I added up the cost of my home built system. I then added up how much a comparable system from Apple (and from third parties, since Apple doesn't offer everything my system has) would cost. As I stated, Apple's was three times more.

    Which is truly shocking considering that Apple uses assembly-lines and cheap foreign labor to build their products, while mine was crafted by my own hands in real time.

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    1. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by bnenning · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BTW, the my "three times" figure come from personal experience. I added up the cost of my home built system.

      And what value did you place on your time?

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    2. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      You're right, I should have added the cost of my time.

      Considering my system cost about $1,700. And considering that Apple's system cost over three times that. And considering it probably took at most 3 hours to build my system. I guess my time was worth $1,133 per hour NOT to buy from Apple! Thanks!

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    3. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      $5100 for the comparable mac system? Hmmmmm.

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    4. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      That's what my system would have cost at the time. And the Apple I created cost three times more. Your belief or lack thereof does not change the facts, only your perception of the facts.

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    5. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      BTW, I did not actually "create" an Apple. I merely priced Apple products on its website, included third party products, and then added up the price. I have it written down at home, I'll try to find it.

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    6. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Ummmmm, facts? I've so far seen assertions, but you have yet to show any facts. I guess we'll have to wait until you get home, but you're very light on details.

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  224. Even more marked than that... by MasonMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are some serious goobs pushing the bell curve to the left... Rush Limbaugh, George Bush...

  225. Old... and useless by fitten · · Score: 1

    Similar "reports" (intended to be funny or not) were made back in the early-mid 90s saying the same exact things as this one, just using text that was generated back then. One particular one that I remember actually used papers written for classes in some universities or something instead of limited subsets as mentioned here.

    In addition, in casual forums, words like "gonna", "kinda", "l33t", and such will be commonly used and will drive the scores down, as representing incorrectly spelled words if nothing else, (and it can be argued as to which camps will use these things) whereas formal writings will not contain such things. In addition, real-time spell checking functionality of most word processors today will eliminate most spelling issues and flag such casual language as being wrong.

    1. Re:Old... and useless by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      I find the whole issue quite hilarious as comparing PC's and Mac's is like trying to say an apple doesnt taste enough like an orange. Macintosh computors (if that term can be applied) are generally used by peaple who simply dont wish to put the effort to rally their 3 remaining brain cells to go through the startup of a PC without it walking you through the process. I will admit that they have their uses (target practice), but really a PC is far more customisable and generally tend to be better even if they are lacking the power of some of the newer mac's. Its not what you have that counts, its what you can do with it. And thats the reason why PC's will forever be better in the long run than Mac's in all their magical technicolor trashiness. Of course dont let any mac lover hear you say that, or theyll prolly come down on you like a coal scuttle full of tiny anvils.

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    2. Re:Old... and useless by fitten · · Score: 1

      We used to laugh every time we went into the CompUSA store in Nashua, NH. From the front of the store, huge banners hung over areas in the back of the store where various hardware was displayed. On the right side of the store was this huge banner than read: "Computers" and on the left side of the store, a huge banner read: "Macintosh"

      Of course, we also laughed at the appropriate political placement of the Macs as well :)

  226. I know! by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    I googled, wiki'd, used dictionary.reference.com, then thesaurus ... I was losing hope until I found this page.

  227. Re:It's all about money by Zareste · · Score: 1

    So many anonymous cowards out and about these days. Read more and think more. General statistics are, as implied in the definition, untrue.

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  228. Re:either I am a moron or these results are nonsen by mzs · · Score: 1
    Yes I know it is bad form to reply to my own post, but I just ran style on my raw sent mail. Here are the scores:

    Kincaid: 169.7
    ARI: 221.8
    Coleman-Liau: 12.2
    Flesch Index: -335.3
    Fog Index: 177.5
    1. WSFT Index: 72.9
    Wheeler-Smith Index: 1.0 = below school year 5
    Lix: 441.9 = higher than school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 100716.3

    This is with all of the MIME encoded attachments, headers, lines beginning with the '>' character, and whatnot. Notice that these results show both "below school year 5" AND "higher than school year 11"! Sure I believe in using style, don't you. And if you do, I have a very nice bridge I am interested in selling to you my friend...

  229. Stop the flamewar and baiting! by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 1

    It's not productive. Especially when it's common knowledge that Mac users are WAY smarter.

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  230. pc *.* by madbeaner · · Score: 1

    2 werds: 1 buttan mouse

  231. Twilight Zone by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Thru some unexplainable* rift in the space/time continuum, this comment from 4 years ago somehow made it into the current discovery.

    *Is this what led Hawking to revise his blackhole theory? Did the comment escape from a black hole? It is possible, but woukld seem to be irrelevant, as the comment contains no real information and seems to be a form of background radiation.

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  232. This article should be moderated -5: troll by quantax · · Score: 1

    What exactly is the point of posting this kind of pseudo-science correlation crap? Editors must be bored and trying to incite arguments or something. I mean seriously here, come on. I think we can all sit here, sift data, and come up with all sorts of crazy correlations & conclusions, doesn't mean they have any basis in reality nor that they even matter.

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    1. Re:This article should be moderated -5: troll by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      You must be a PC user - there's no such thing as '-5: Troll'

      ;)

  233. Only a mac user would spend money on this by ardvarkdb · · Score: 1

    Why? Because it's white and sleek looking, if it's white and sleek looking it's got to be worth any price. Paper Chinese Throwing Star for sale on Ebay

  234. Re:pc *.* by trapvector · · Score: 1

    uh... that's three words.

  235. All I know by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    Is that after choosing PC over Mac I'm several hundred dollars smarter :)

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  236. They Have One Overwhelming Advantage by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    They have the courage to choose to be different. That in itself has alot to say about them. I still get the same old question from PC users about what software runs on a Mac.

    The same can be said for people that bother to use Mozilla (outside of the /. crowd). It has always amazed me that we can choose from a plethora of car types, colors, and sizes. Joe Sixpack can tell the avantages of each but ask him to explain anything about computers and you will get a blank stare.

  237. One distinction between Mac and PC users by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the Mac users I know decorate and name their PCs. They seem to have a more romantic relationship with this piece of equipment, whereas PC users consider their computers tools. Maybe this explains why Mac people are so defensive? It's like calling their girlfriend names?

    1. Re:One distinction between Mac and PC users by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Actually, most PC users I know call their PC something - like "damn piece of crap", "that stupid thing" or something like that.

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  238. Proof that debian itself is smarter than users by kalgen · · Score: 1

    Proof that debian itself is smarter than users, whether mac, unix, pc, or what have you, clocking in at higher than school year 11:

    # style xv_3.10a-27_i386.deb
    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 19.9
    ARI: 14.7
    Coleman-Liau: -8.7
    Flesch Index: 60.7
    Fog Index: 24.3
    Lix: 60.8 = higher than school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 3.0
    sentence info:
    8760 characters
    7240 words, average length 1.21 characters = 1.00 syllables
    119 sentences, average length 60.8 words
    61% (73) short sentences (at most 56 words)
    25% (30) long sentences (at least 71 words)
    1 paragraphs, average length 119.0 sentences
    35% (42) questions
    4% (5) passive sentences
    longest sent 412 wds at sent 105; shortest sent 1 wds at sent 54
    word usage:
    verb types:
    to be (5) auxiliary (0)
    types as % of total:
    conjunctions 0% (4) pronouns 3% (198) prepositions 0% (7)
    nominalizations 0% (0)
    sentence beginnings:
    pronoun (4) interrogative pronoun (0) article (4)
    subordinating conjunction (0) conjunction (0) preposition (1)

  239. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by Squishy+Eyeball+Jeff · · Score: 1
    You're a fucking retard. Look up the benchmarks yourself, they run better, all of them across the board. I wont do the research for you dick head.

    Looking right now. Let's see what the deal is.

    Premier? Nope, x86 faster.

    PS7Bench? Nope, x86 faster.

    After Effects? Nope, x86 faster.

    I'm staring at the benchmarks right now on both Arstechnica and CW's DVE. Your claim that Adobe apps all run faster on the Mac would be 100% correct if it weren't dead wrong.

    Oh poor baby, can't get his video games, oh no what ever will we do. Battlefield Vietnam is coming to the mac BTW, to bad you didn't look that one up. Every productivity app is on the Mac and quite a few that aren't or at least a viable alternative. Nice try reducing this to a "OMFG I CAN'T PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES" argument. Run away now moron.

    It's more than just a few games. I need an app called ServerVantage to run, but it's Windows-only. I use AutoCAD with regularity, but alas, it's Windows-only. I have several other job-related apps that I need to run each and every day, but hey, what do you know? They run on Windows.

    And with respect to the gaming side of things (I'm not a big time gamer), I don't care what's COMING, I care about what I CAN GET. I HAVE BF:V installed right now. I HAVE Far Cry installed. If I so choose, I will have Doom 3 installed long before you will.

    People like you haven't learned that choice and having options are GOOD things.

    Yeah whatever. Fucktard.

    You're actually arguing that having a dual platform setup so you can enjoy the best a platform has to offer is a bad thing? Riiiiight.

    That "Mac users are smarter" thing seems to be swirling down the toilet every second with you, son.

    Yes you can get all of that and more. Sorry, but as stated above, you're a fucktard.

    Really? Kick ass! Please show me where I can order a Mac with dual optical drives, an X800 GPU, and internal 10K drives in RAID 0. Also, give me two extra 250 GB 7200 RPM SATA data drives in RAID 1.

    Boy, this is sweet. I had no idea I could order a Mac like that.

    I'll wait right here while you simply point me to a link. Thanks.

    Fuck off now troll, you contributed nothing.

    You sure get angry when someone shoves a little reality into your OSX mega crusade. Quite literally, tiny-brained Mac users like yourself are the very worst part about being a Mac user myself.

    The good news is that you're about the 500th raving idiot with whom I've had this "discussion," and the 500th one who can't defend himself in any way whatsoever and winds up on his heels, backpeddaling like a madman and getting angrier by the second.

    Have fun, sport.

  240. Re:Not in dictionaries? by heyitsme · · Score: 1

    :)

    copied the original speller's word and only fixed the one letter

  241. Nepotism by HotButteredHampster · · Score: 1

    Nepotism: Favoritism shown on the basis of {fleshly} relationship, e.g., in granting an appointment of responsibility, or in rendering a biased judgment.

    Very close, but wrong... you must use a PC, right? ;-)

    HBH
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  242. The "we're smarter" article's score revealed by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    First, there's no reason to hunt for a CD to find the diction package -- it, like almost all GNU software is available on-line -- but that is a content criticism not a sentence structure critique. So, running the text of the article through style reveals:

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 7.0
    ARI: 7.3
    Coleman-Liau: 11.7
    Flesch Index: 68.5
    Fog Index: 9.7
    Lix: 36.7 = school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 9.6
    sentence info:
    5260 characters
    1127 words, average length 4.67 characters = 1.47 syllables
    84 sentences, average length 13.4 words
    60% (51) short sentences (at most 8 words)
    23% (20) long sentences (at least 23 words)
    23 paragraphs, average length 3.7 sentences
    4% (4) questions
    22% (19) passive sentences
    longest sent 73 wds at sent 39; shortest sent 1 wds at sent 22
    word usage:
    verb types:
    to be (25) auxiliary (6)
    types as % of total:
    conjunctions 6% (72) pronouns 7% (74) prepositions 11% (124)
    nominalizations 2% (17)
    sentence beginnings:
    pronoun (5) interrogative pronoun (0) article (4)
    subordinating conjunction (2) conjunction (3) preposition (8)

    Hmmm. Slashdot commentors score "higher" and "more intelligently" than does the author. That's not something I'd put on a bio -- "My articles are statistically proven to be slightly less intelligently written than the average reader post on Slashdot" -- unless one was looking for a position at, say, the New York Times, perhaps.

    But why stop our analysis there? How about an analysis of the grammar using diction? Here:

    article.txt:1: My wife has a Dilbert cartoon on her office door in [which -> (use "that" if clause is restrictive)] [one -> When used as a pronoun, it must be used consistently: One must manage one's money carefully.] of the characters says:

    article.txt:1: If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how." She's a Mac user and [they -> (do not use as substitute for "each, each one, everybody, every one, anybody, any one, somebody, some one")] were worse even before [they -> (do not use as substitute for "each, each one, everybody, every one, anybody, any one, somebody, some one")] all became Unix users too.

    article.txt:3: But finding out [whether -> (avoid using "or not" after "whether," unless you mean "regardless of whether")] the average Mac user really is smarter [than -> (examine sentences containing "than" to insure that they are not missing words: I love my father more than my mother. I love my father more than my mother loves my father. I love my father more than I love my mother)] the rest of us isn't [so -> (do not use as intensifier)] [easy -> (weak definition)].

    article.txt:3: Part of the problem is that even if you matched the admissions test results for a graduate school with individual PC or Mac preferences to discover a strong positive correlation, [people -> Do not use with numbers or as substitute for "public".] [would -> (use "should" if used as conditional statement in the first person or for "shall" in indirect quotation after a verb in past tense. Consider omitting it for repeated actions)] argue that the Mac users are exceptional for other reasons, that the tests don't measure anything relevant, and that [it's -> = "it is" or "its"?] unethical to do this in the first place.

    article.txt:5: In [fact -> Restrict use to matters that can be verified.], [it's -> = "it is" or "its"?] pretty clear that this topic is sufficiently emotionally loaded that you'd get shouted down by [one -> When used as a pronoun, it must be used consistently: One must manage one's money carefully.] side or another no matter how you did the research; and that's too bad because a clear answer [one -> When used as a pronoun, it must be used consistently: One must manage one's money carefully.] way or the other [would -

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  243. One good turn deserves another by rjshields · · Score: 1

    there, their, they're
    Didn't you ever study english? God, you're soooo ignorant! BTW my titanium powerbook cost more than your house, you prole!

    Regards, mac_zealot

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  244. Forget Henry James. He's a Hack. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
    Try some Edward Bulwer Lytton.

    It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the house-tops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. Through one of the obscurest quarters of London, and among haunts little loved by the gentlemen of the police, a man, evidently of the lowest orders, was wending his solitary way. He stopped twice or thrice at different shops and houses of a description correspondent with the appearance of the quartier in which they were situated,--and tended inquiry for some article or another which did not seem easily to be met with. All the answers he received were couched in the negative; and as he turned from each door he muttered to himself, in no very elegant phraseology, his disappointment and discontent.


    Kincaid: 16.7 (James: 18.2)
    ARI: 20.6 (James:22.2)
    Coleman-Liau: 11.5 (James: 9.8)
    Flesch Index: 47.7 (James: 46.7)
    Fog Index: 20.4 (James: 21.7)
    Lix: 64.6 = higher than school year 11 (James: 64.4)
    SMOG-Grading: 14.3 (James: 13.5)

    I think we can safely assume that some of Mr James's henchman have attempted to bribe the judges.
  245. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    2) If I were implementing the metric, any text using "boxen" would be downgraded to "Idiocy".

    And, of course, anyone reading your ratings would downgrade you to "humo(u)r impaired".

    Now, granted, "boxen" is a rather old bit of wordplay that's not nearly as funny as when it was new. But it's still good for ferreting out the people who don't have anything more important to complain about. So we can expect that it will continue to appear here, until it no longer gets any comment from bored readers.

    I wonder if there are any language metrics that successfully take into account things like geek wordplay humor? That's gotta be something that's difficult to measure.

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  246. lower score == more effective communication by zen+parse · · Score: 1

    Isn't the point of communication to get the point of the communication across?

    When writing for a broad audience, you should write as clearly as possible.

    Writing clearly means the readers will be less likely to misunderstand you. It also makes it less likely you will make a mistake, and not get your point across.

    What the indexes in the article refer to are 'readablity indexes'. The lower the score, the more likely you are to be understood. A low is a good score.

    Why?

    The longer the average sentence is, the higher the index will be.

    The longer the average word is, the higher the index will be.

    Using shorter sentences and shorter words lowers the index.

    A lower index means more people can understand you.

    Someone who can communicate ideas effectively is more likely to get a low score on the indexes in the test. Try analysing a newspaper. The NYT has a Fog Index of 12 (according to a quick google), which is about the level of someone who has finished high school. Anything above about 12 severely limits your audience.

    Hope that this was clear enough for everyone.

  247. Articulation == Intelligence by HotButteredHampster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I beg to differ, although this argument can have no resolution: it all depends on how you define intelligence

    Language skills are primarily built through reading and speaking, not writing. If you never read anything other than "Go Dog Go" and "Yo Mama!" is accepted as conversation, you shall never attain a greater skill at language in general.

    Without the firm base of language, how can one build the theoretical framework wherein to store the facts and relationships which we would construe as intelligence? Without the framework, persons who achieve a narrow skill in areas such as creating spreadsheets are nothing more than an idiot savant.

    Case in point: a software developer who lives in their mother's basement with a Grade 12 education (or worse, a C.Sc. degree). Great skill in memory managment or network protocols may be attained, but any clue as to how to connect these skills to everyday life or commerce is lacking. We used to have a guy with a C.Sc. college degree working here. He could argue all day long about the inefficiency of a solution, but could not communicate with any of our clients in an intelligent manner.

    Therefore I define intelligence as more than a narrowly-focused skill. It requires a breadth of knowledge which comes from reading and communicating with others who have differing experiences and viewpoints. These communication skills will manifest themselves in writing ability.

    Now, I don't agree with the original article's methodology, but I would agree on principle that if one is a clear communicator and accustomed to such, one would prefer an OS which endeavors to distinguish itself through a superior user experience (i.e. clearer communication to the user).

    HBH
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  248. Computerized Grading of Style is BS by bedouin · · Score: 1

    I'm a Mac user who did my BA and MA in English. I ran a paper I considered to be one of my best through Diction and Style's analysis and came up with these results:

    Kincaid: 12.6
    ARI: 14.3
    Coleman-Liau: 14.3
    Flesch Index: 46.0
    Fog Index: 16.3
    Lix: 55.1 = school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 14.0

    After analyzing my own writing, I fed it one chapter from my friend's dissertation -- who is a non-native speaker. The results are really not that significantly different, though his writing is filled with many non-native quirks:

    Kincaid: 10.9
    ARI: 12.7
    Coleman-Liau: 15.2
    Flesch Index: 50.0
    Fog Index: 13.2
    Lix: 54.8 = school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 12.0

    The bottom line is that this analysis really means nothing. Once one reaches a certain writing proficiency no computer can accurately measure style. Even many teachers' perceptions of 'good' style is questionable.

    What's really frightening is that many schools/teachers are beginning to grade students' papers electronically, with programs such as this.

  249. Yes, I did intend some humor, after all this is /. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    Yes, I readily admit I did use a pretty broad brush since I didn't want to get into a long dissertation here. I stand by my personal observations, but it's only my own opinion and worth what you paid for it.

    My wife is one of those people who is both an artist and a professional writer. She switched from a Mac to a PC around 1997 so I won't disagree with you a bit that there are plenty of exceptions in both directions.

    Oh, about that Mark Twain fellow, he didn't use a Mac either, he did use a typewriter, though. Well, after 1874 anyway.

    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain

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  250. you've left some important details out by squarefish · · Score: 1, Informative

    The specs the $799 Mac are roughly the same as a $399 PC here (the Mac has Firewire, probably a more robust processor, and faster memory, while the PC has built-in ethernet, a *much* higher clock speed, and a memory reader). When most people consider their computer an appliance (versus a performance machine), saving $400 for a 'mundane' PC is a big deal.
    Also, the person who spends $2,000+ on a PC is either a geek who's putting together an amazingly fast machine themself, or an average person who has the money to buy a top of the line pre-built PC. Neither fall into the category of someone looking for a budget computer.


    Missing details: PC: Monitor sold separately, the emac has a built in 17" sony flat screen- takes much less space this way
    Mac: also has built-in ethernet
    Mac: if used as an 'appliance' will be much more useful since it's a single piece that can be moved from room to room more easily
    PC: memory card reader- for mac just plug the camera, mp3 player or other device directly into the emac and it automatically mounts and opens the neccessary software- no drivers needed

    I'm not going to argue clock speed, but if you've used a mac you'll know why I don't need to.

    I have a client that was looking to pay $500 for a new home office pc without the monitor and they wanted an lcd monitor, which would have ran them another $500. I was able, without much effort, to convince them that the emac would fit their needs for less and when the company has more money in the next year or two it would be the perfect computer to hand down to their kids. They're buying it this weekend!

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    1. Re:you've left some important details out by admdrew · · Score: 1
      Missing details: PC: Monitor sold separately, the emac has a built in 17" sony flat screen- takes much less space this way Mac: also has built-in ethernet Mac: if used as an 'appliance' will be much more useful since it's a single piece that can be moved from room to room more easily PC: memory card reader- for mac just plug the camera, mp3 player or other device directly into the emac and it automatically mounts and opens the neccessary software- no drivers needed.

      Add a high quality 19" CRT monitor for $250 and you're still well under the price of the Mac. Or, spend $400 for a nice LCD and you've actually got *more* deskspace if you choose to place the case on the floor (as many people do).

      As far as plugging in peripherals, the PC listed had 5 USB 2.0 ports. The memory reader is yet another way to get data from your device to your computer.

      When I mention appliance I speak to how it's used, not how easily it is to move. Also, how often to you move normal appliances around the house? Last I checked, my fridge and stove were in the same place they've been in for years :P

      I'm not going to argue clock speed, but if you've used a mac you'll know why I don't need to.

      You won't need to for the same reason it's moot to argue about Pentium vs Athlon clock speeds, especially with the newer chips. They're simply not comparable unless the numbers are *adversely* different.

      Though the Mac may be beautiful, one can spend the same amount on a mid-range PC than they would on a low-end Mac.

      I have a client that was looking to pay $500 for a new home office pc without the monitor and they wanted an lcd monitor, which would have ran them another $500. I was able, without much effort, to convince them that the emac would fit their needs for less and when the company has more money in the next year or two it would be the perfect computer to hand down to their kids. They're buying it this weekend!

      So you're getting someone to spend $200 less (assuming the $500 for the PC and $500 for a monitor) for a machine that didn't even have what they wanted (an LCD display) and would be less powerful than they originally intended. Also, LCDs (17") run in the $300 - $400 range, making the savings you mention less than impressive.

    2. Re:you've left some important details out by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      You seemed to be missing one important piece of the puzzle. Esthetics

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    3. Re:you've left some important details out by admdrew · · Score: 1

      I'm a fan of spelling it 'aesthetics', but I think the popularity of that versus your rendition is very specific to certain locales.

      Anyway, you raise part of the point I've alluded to. Part of Macs' selling point is their visual appeal. It hasn't been until fairly recently that PC makers have begun to make their products look nicer, probably due to the approach Apple takes. Thing is, though, the look of a Mac is necessary. Without it, it has little to offer over other standard PC makers. While they certainly look nice, if performance is your top priority, it's not always the best decision to choose a product that uses image as one of its main features. I can certainly understand some people wanting form over function, it's just not something I would do myself or suggest that others do.

      Plus, PC owners have many resources available to them to increase the aesthetic value of their machine, while Mac users have much less in the way of customization. While the visually pleasing case, monitor, peripherals, and GUI are not necessarily provided to a PC user up-front, it *is* possible to find something that appeals to you (provided that's important).

  251. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by admdrew · · Score: 1
    No they ship with SATA. Try again.

    As do a multitude of PCs. In any case, I'd assume the grandparent was trying to point out that Macs are using more common technologies now (Serial ATA is more prevalent than SCSI)

    They all run better on the Mac, and the vast majority of people using these apps are doing so on the mac. Your point is moot.

    I'm not quite sure where you're getting any of your information here; afaik I've seen PCs and Macs handle Photoshop at about the same speed and Acrobat at the same abysmal speed (heh). Also, I'd doubt there are more Mac users of Photoshop than PC users, and the term 'photoshopping' is too common for it to be perpetuated by only the Mac community.

    "I don't see much difference in ease of use between MacOS and XP."
    You obviously never used OSX.

    Aside from the obvious aesthetic difference, most average users find XP's and OSX's usability to be very similar. The main gripe I hear about PC vs Mac among users is not their ease of use but compatibility between the two.

    Because BSD doesnt have quartz, aqua etc etc etc. This shows your obvious ignorance to the subject.

    But BSD does have a multitude of other graphical options and features and can also be *free.* Besides, someone who's choosing between only BSD and OSX is not the type of person who cares much for looks.

    What lack of applications? I have everything I need, liteally [sic].

    Aside from a huge library of open source applications and many games.

    "the constantly playing catch up with the PC"
    Funny since it's apple who leads the market. Windows copies MacOSX, Apple made USB popular, widescreen displays, firewire etc etc etc.

    The Mac *has* been playing catch up in the most important area: sales. Admittedly they're doing better now than they were 5 years ago, but PCs still strongly dominate the computer market. Also, both OSX and Windows borrow heavily from NextStep/OpenStep. As I recall, the beta for OSX came out in August or September of 2000, while development builds of Whistler (codename of XP and Server 2003) were sent out as early as February of 2000.

    No that's you. You don't even understand the subject matter yet pass these stupid ass comments off as facts.

    It's comments like this that take significant merit away from your real points. Not only will it incite more argument against you, it debases any of the quality claims you made.

    "Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD"
    Lemmings?

    Most PC users I know use a PC because they either have to (ie, at work) or are so used to them that they don't care to change. Interestingly enough, most of the Mac users I know use Macs for the same reasons.

  252. Re:Not in dictionaries? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I'd be modding you down right now for sheer stupidity if I still had the points. Nobody cares that you already posted it, so STFU.

    And I'd be modding you down for not paying attention. The parent poster replied to *me* about something *I* had already said. Thus *his* post was redundant.

    Now go troll somewhere else.

  253. Income by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

    Silly.

    You might as well point out that BMW drivers have a higher average IQ and writing ability than Chevy Nova drivers. Macs are vastly more expensive machines to own than PC's. Folks with higher income levels corellate well with folks who are intelligent and expressive. Any time you've got a 'luxury' good, it will correlate this way.

    Not news.

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  254. Macs, PCs? by homeobocks · · Score: 1, Funny

    I run Linux on my Mac, and FreeBSD on my x86 PC, but I don't think one makes me smarter than the other!

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  255. Re:Yes, I did intend some humor, after all this is by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I think the real question is this: "Would Mark Twain have prefered KDE or Gnome?" Maybe we can start a flamewar around that. I say he would have used Gnome. No question about it, dammit! And I stand by my statement!

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  256. thats by neko9 · · Score: 1

    definitely not from the well-yes-duh dept.

    more like from the let-the-flamewar-commence dept.

  257. Re:Genius by dioxide · · Score: 1
    Wow, did I strike a nerve?

    So, when did you "move up" to CompUSA?

    Never been back to retail.
    I'm sure your first job was something wonderful, not everyone can be so giften.

    Two parter here. 1) Use of profanity is the mark of high intelligence. 2) Electronics salesmen on the whole are smart and knowlegeable and know what's best. It goes wothout saying that people who were not willing to buy your reccommneded product were churlish dolts that should be put to death.


    I don't think my status as an electronics salesman had any impact on the observation that sweat pants and fannypacks are 'out there.' I'm sure your witty comments about peoples' careers are important to you, but somehow, churlish is describing you much better than those not willing to buy my reccommended products.
  258. Ov korse we ur! by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

    Wot an styupid qestyun.

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  259. Pity we can't moderate the stories by hendersj · · Score: 1

    This one would end up being 34% Flamebait, 33% Troll, and 33% Funny.

    Damn, no mod points for me.

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    1. Re:Pity we can't moderate the stories by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      But what about the other 1 percent? (I use a PC)

    2. Re:Pity we can't moderate the stories by hendersj · · Score: 1

      You use a PC, or you use the Windows calculator?

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  260. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


    I use a PC. It runs Linux. What viruses?

    The only time I lose to you guys is the installation of the operating system. After that, I get to watch video movies while downloading from the video newsgroups simultaneously. (I could probably add DVD burning too, but why risk the glitch...) My $300 to your $1-2K.

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  261. There are really 2 aspects to consider... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Given a large vocabulary, we must consider two aspects when thinking about intelligence and writing in general. They are communication, and artistic values.

    Communication is the ability to get a message across. It takes a sender and a receiver. Assuming our sender has a large vocabulary, the receiver's vocabulary must be taken into consideration when communication occurs. Additionally, the ratio of noise to content on the communication channel can also effects the outcome.

    Artistic value is our understanding of how language is used to entertain. It can be through the artistic twist of words in a poem, or the smooth flow of story that brings a reader to the end without his noticing the hours that passed in the interim. Everything written has some artistic value (whether intentionally, in the form of Shakespeare's "Othello" - or unintentionally, in the form of motherboard technical manuals - with their near hilarious translations).

    Given:
    1. Forums are a means of getting information quickly across to an audience - and that the posts generally 'fall off the bottom' in short order.
    2. Average slashdot readers have the IQ of a chimpanzee, and the vocabulary of an orangutan.

    Is it any wonder the articles and posts, herein, contain such a low rating? Conversely, would it be 'intelligent' to post articles that were not suitable for your audience?

    The real question is, why are Mac users not smart enough to post intelligible articles on slashdot? :P

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  262. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Quark runs on PC and mac.

    Depends on your definition of runs. Did you mean functions or diarrea?

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  263. Proof: count the mods for yourself! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    Look at all the posts modded Troll (or negative), and look at ones modded Insightful (or positive).

    - Posts marked Troll/-1 usually contain claims of PC over MAC

    - Posts marked Insightful/+1 usually contain claims of MAC superiority

    Hmm...

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  264. HULK SMASH BAD APPLE by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    MACINTOSH BAD COMPUTER! HULK NO LIKE BAD APPLES!

    Tiny keys too SMALL for Hulk hands, mouse only fit under TIP of Hulk fingers. No can READ EMAIL from mac or see GOOD HULK WEB SITES! THIS MAKE HULK MAD! Then plastic case SMASHES when Hulk turn it on, not good metal like Hulk's AMSTRAD with OVERSIZE SERIAL KEYBOARD!

    Macintosh no have HULK VIDEO GAME me think so enyeweys. EVERY COMPUTER SHOULD HAV?E HULK VIDEO GAME, ME SMASH TANKS AND BIG, BAD MONSTERS! MONSTERS USE MACINTOSHES MAKE ME ANRGY!!!!

    HULK SMASH BAD APPLE! APPLE BAD!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  265. MAC users smarter than PC users? by a+pushkin · · Score: 1

    Don't know the answer to that one, but I just finished reading replies to the I, Robot movie - subject line "dissapointment."

  266. Re:Do Harley-Davidson bikers have larger penis tha by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    What is the windows equivalent of constantly leaking oil on the garage floor? Piss poor engineering? Shoddy manufacturing?

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  267. Hmm.... by tbcpp · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's think this out. To me it looked like the article was simply comparing the gammar of the PC users to that of the Mac users. Could it be, that PC users are simpl more nerdy (and hence by defult use worse grammar) then Mac users. I'm sorry, but when it comes down to it, I have a really hard time beleiving that the avrage Mac user knows more than your avarage Linux user....

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    1. Re:Hmm.... by pressman · · Score: 1

      "I'm sorry, but when it comes down to it, I have a really hard time beleiving that the avrage Mac user knows more than your avarage Linux user...."

      Knows more about what? Chances are the average Mac based graphic designer knows a lot more about art and art history than the average Linux user. Chances are the average Linux user knows more about computer science and the history of sci fi movies than the average Mac user.

      Hell, Sir Isaac Newton probably knew a hell of a lot more than just about any average computer user today and that was long before the computer was even a concept!

      Knowledge of how to use an OS is not a viable yardstick of anyone's intelligence!

      If anything it is more telling about wehich hemisphere of the brain is mroe predominant in a person's thought processes than anything else. I would make the assumption that Mac users tend to be more right brained and *NIX users tend to be more left brained. But hell, even that is a huge assumption on my part.

      Move on, stop reading this thread and go do something useful or fun rather than bicker about the relative intelligence of people based on theit preference of computing platforms.

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    2. Re:Hmm.... by pressman · · Score: 1

      Pardon my horrendous spelling! I'm typing this on a crappy Dell keyboard unfortunately.

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  268. better than the average slashdotter? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    LOL. A piece of rock is better expressing itself than the average slashdotter.

  269. this is funny by emorphien · · Score: 1

    Might one not see the humor in this when you realize the source is MacNewsWorld.

    Only a wee bit biased. That said, a lot of the mac-only users i teach can't explain what happens when they have a problem with their computer. "it stopped" "it beeped" "uhhhhhhh, oh shit" and the dreaded "make it work, don't reboot it" after a kernel panick. They have similar problems with just about every other situation in life.

    I digress perhaps, but I disagree with their conclusion. Mac users are just as bad. /now i wait the inevitable attack of retarded moderators

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    1. Re:this is funny by pressman · · Score: 2

      All of this is funny! Stupid generalizations piled upon stupid generalizations. As an almost 20 year Mac user, I'm pretty adept at not only using the system, but also with just about every design and multimedia program out there. I know I'm not average within the Mac community though. I've had to learn it to the level I have out of professional necessity.

      I also know Windows to a relatively high degree of copmpetency. Not an expert level by any stretch of the imagination, but again out of professional necessity and definitely not by choice!

      As for the "average intelligence" of users of different platforms... well, it's a seriously stupid topic to begin with. Granted, Mac users might tend to have more of a right brained approach to the world and learning and expressing themselves and Windows and *NIX based oeprating systems force more of a left brained approach, I don't think it's fair to say that one is smarter or more expressive than another.

      There are those that express themselves through coding which is an awe-inspring combination of left and right brained thinking and there are those that express themselves through graphics, multimedia, and office apps. It is truly Apples and Oranges.

      I do tend to believe that the tendency for abuse of grammar and spelling tends to be higher on the Windows/*NIX side of things, but that's just my personal experience.

      Basically everyone should ignore this gigantic troll of an article and subsequent news posting. WHoever wrote and researched it has successfully filled up a portion of their brain and harddrive space with essentially pointless bullshit.

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  270. Three things... by sEEKz · · Score: 1

    First of all think this has nothing to do with Mac's people being smarter than PC people or whatsoever. It is more an issue of the availability of Mac's in other countries. Since most Macs are sold in America, the average level of English knowledge at the Mac side is higher than at the PC camp, since it is their native language. Also more PC's are sold worldwide that means a lot of people use English as their second language.

    Secondly most people know about PC's and not MAC's in fact they never heard of them. That means a lot of people from different 'classes' are using PC's, so the average intelligence of users is lower, but also more accurate for the intelligence of all average computer users worldwide.

    Thirdly; we are living in a changing information age, look at simple things like SMS, we're used to compact our communication in small messages. At that time the usage of nice language gets compromised.

    I hope you get my point English is not my primary language

    btw, I'm using a Mac.....

  271. How accurate are these tests? by DoubleDownOnEleven · · Score: 1
    The last line states:

    Overall, the results are pretty clear: Mac users might not actually be smarter than PC users, but they certainly use better English and a larger vocabulary to express more complex thinking.

    I would argue that many PC oriented sites (especially those dealing with hardware) use very specific, exact language to describe the complex subjects they are dealing with, similiarly to the way any field of study develops their own terms and definitions to add clarification to concepts.

    While such language may not be broad and flowing, it is precise, and meant to avoid ambiguity. It takes more thought to express yourself in such terms, though they might score lower on such a test.

    On the other hand, there are a lot of L33T crackers out there that can't split an infinitive to save their life.

  272. Shameless troll from a PC user by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Well of course Mac users are smarter... they bought Macs rather than PCs, didn't they? :-P

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  273. Of course... by abertoll · · Score: 1

    Take 2 groups of 100 each, and let's say they have an equal amount of "intelligence" or "expressiveness" or whatever. Now add 10,000 more people to the group which has an easier learning curve, and what do you get? A different average for that group.

    So this study essentially says nothing to the effect of comparing the "best" users of both worlds.

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  274. In my experience... by abertoll · · Score: 1

    My experience with Mac users have been: they have all been artists. They may be more "expressive" with their art, but try getting them to save a file in a format legible by the rest of the world. All I ever get are stuffit, quark express, appleworks, etc. from them, and they just can't seem to think YOU should be able to deal with it.

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  275. poor statistics by foobario · · Score: 1

    All of this is pre-OSX, of course:

    Apple's tradition of donating Macs to liberal arts programs all over the US goes some way towards accounting for the supposed greater 'expression' skills... at my university, Macs were used almost exclusively for graphic design and in the humanities department, while in the engineering program we had *nix mainframes and PCs with linux and NT. The Mac users could express themselves all they wanted, but when it came to using the computer for anything outside of it's 'Microsoft Bob'-like interface, they'd call one of us unexpressive PC guys over to help them.

    When I was first looking at computers, I asked a friend who was familiar with both Macs and PCs which he'd recommend. He told me that the Mac was so simple that "any idiot can use it".

    I figured if "any idiot" was Apple's target audience, I'd go for the PC.

  276. so gud by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    me lik win doz
    win doz gud

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  277. Re:Not in dictionaries? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

    This is getting tedious. I propose we take a break and debate the spelling of "Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious" instead.

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  278. Yeah there is... by KanSer · · Score: 1

    another industry like it... drugs(from coffee to cocaine... though i like those two much more then making something in powerpoint.)

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  279. Apple and the USA by marcovje · · Score: 1

    .... and certainly are better at handling the king's English than the average PC operator."

    Euh, afaik Apple has a far larger marketshare in the USA than e.g. in mainland Europe due to it being entrenched in the US educational system.

    So if you have a higher percentage of native speakers, no wonder they write better English on Slashdot on average

  280. I...prefer to continue being a hard a** PC user... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we could fix that with a little Astroglide.

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  281. Mercedes/Volvo drivers smarter than Ford drivers? by olafva · · Score: 1

    Saying Mac Users are smarter than Volvo/Mercedes Users is like
    saying Mercedes/Volvo Drivers are smarter than, say KIA/Ford Drivers. If you have $ you're likely to pay extra for top quality integrated hardware and software (including Unix). Besides, who wants to hassle with viruses, worms and other Microsoft gocthas.

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  282. You are so right. by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    95% of us prefer women.

  283. Re:Mercedes/Volvo drivers smarter than Ford driver by olafva · · Score: 1

    that is: Mac Users smarter than PC/Microsoft Users.

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  284. Re:I say no by Captain+Salty+Pete · · Score: 1

    One of the big Windows-users things is that Macs must be wimpy because you don't have to wrestle with your computer in order to get it to work. Why shouldn't setting up your computer be made easy to do and appealing to look at?

  285. PC USER MAD! by mrshowtime · · Score: 1

    Me PC user mad that mac user smarter den me! Me angry that mac user look cool with titanium powerbook! Damn mac user get all da women!

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  286. Brains by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this has anything to do with it.

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  287. Pathetic by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    I try to point out stupidity wherever I see it. This is bogus.

    The windows sites are all unvetted off-the-cuff posted comments, like Slashdot. macintouch.com takes reader submissions, EDITS them for spelling and grammar, tosses out the lousiest ones, and posts them.

    This mostly explains the higher readability quotient. And the fact that people are trying to work up to the level of the previous posts explains the rest, and also explains the larger vocabulary.

    Basically, this is a totally bogus way of proving something that we all know is true anyway. :-) - my first-ever smilie on slashdot.

    -fred

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  288. PCs usually have built-in ethernet now by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    When my mother went and bought an off-the-shelf PC from a big-name store I popped to my favorite little computer store and bought a cheap NIC to go in it. Imagine my surprise when the PC was delivered a few days later and it had an on-board network interface!

    This prompted me to go into a few stores and poke around. It seems that the increasing popularity of DSL and cable alongside cheap home networking hardware have made on-board Ethernet standard issue.

    (That redundant cheap NIC later went in my new router. It's nice to have some spare hardware lying around sometimes. :))

  289. This has been said before..... by Eddiela · · Score: 1

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-07 -12&res=l (take out the space between the 7 and the dash)

  290. Well, by cheesy9999 · · Score: 1

    Yes, they bought a Mac.

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  291. My PowerBook is a chick MAGNET!!!! by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    I'm freggin America's Ladies' Man and I'm interesting in chicks, dern it. My G5 is the ultimate geek machine and my PowerBook is a chick magnet.

  292. Bias? by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    look at the site it's on.

    Anyways, what they dont account for is the fact the Mac user base is very tiny. So you'll get a better concentrated result. However, the PC userbase is more than just windows, it can be any x86 based OS out there. and the userbase is a lot larger, so there is a harder comparison there. However, if they compared, say, linux users to Mac Users or Freebsd users to Mac users, I think it might be a better comparison than just comparing mac users to pc users, since pc users is a very broad statement.

    I really cant begin to point out where this survey is wrong.

  293. Not to brag, but let me brag for a bit. by Mirkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a Mac user, and somehow I still get suckered into helping a bunch of dumb people with their Windows problems. Hell, I'm the IT manager at my workplace in all but title and paycheck.

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  294. Mac users are sure sexier by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    God, the hot designer chicks that I hooked up with - the things these girls would DO for a copy of Photoshop.

    Absolutely amazing.

    I miss the good ol' days!

  295. which only goes to show... by dekeji · · Score: 1

    that it requires more smarts to figure out how to use a Macintosh. In different, the Mac UI really has become more difficult than Windows or Linux. Mac is apparently not the computer for "the rest of us" anymore, but the computer for nerds.

  296. Not sure that helps your case by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Registered and subscribed (a gift), thanks. How else do you think I managed to look up the old story before posting.

    Well, I hate to point this out but that means (a) you did not in fact figure out how to register yourself, and (b) you can't seem to figure out how to post with the registered account!

    I think you are digging a deeper hole. Or at least providing me with lots of ammunition for the flippant remark in my original post! :-)

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  297. Too bad we can't mod the original post.... by kuzb · · Score: 1

    ...because it would have to be -1 Troll.

    While I'm not a great fan of Macs in general, to say that one group holds some kind of superiority over the other is just plain silly. The only purpose for articles like this is to incite the age-old flamewars between Mac and PC users.

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  298. You don't have to be a Kreskin.... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No userbase or lazy virus writers doesn't change the fact that at present there aren't any viruses for the mac. This also doesn't change the fact that out of the box, OS X is far more secure than Windows. You aren't going to be '0wnz3d' during a OS X install.

    With all the programmers out there, one might find writing the 'first' mac OS X virus a challenge or a feather in their cap - yet there aren't any to be found. If a virus writer wants recognition, what better way than to attack the 'virus free' mac?

    I guess I will stay with my 'yuppie artsy know it all userbase' and enjoy not having to purchase a firewall, virus software, and all the other crap that is necessary to run Windows with an internet connection.

  299. Re:Yawn, another vapid Mac groupie diatribe. by pressman · · Score: 1

    This article is yet another case of a few rotten Apples (pun completely intended) ruining everything for the rest of us.

    As a nearly 20 year Mac user, at this point I really do go out of my way to avoid using Windows if I can. Alas, I sit here at my office typing this on a Dell until our G5 editing station arrives.

    But I guess, what I really wanted to say about this post is that I expect a better, more clever, more insightful diatribe from a MENSA member. This posting reads like any other PC user who is sick of the (grantedly overzealous) Mac press touting the superiority of their platform of choice and it's users.

    I've met some staggeringly brilliant Mac, *NIX and Windows users over the years. I've genreally discovered that idiocy and brilliance are platform agnostic. Yes, graphic designers have a tendency to be pretentious and snobby. And yes, they predominantly use Macs. Yes, coders tend to be a little less socially adept and more reclusive, finding solace in their work and the online world. Yup, they tend to use x86 based machines running any number of diferent OS'es.

    Oh, wait! I'm falling into the trap of stereotyping! Calculatedly so to prove a point. This article brings out the worst in the readers of this site. It brings out prejudice to a truly absurd degree. Anyone who generalizes about the quality of a person's character or intelligence based upon their preference of OS'es, should simply put their mental energies to more constructive use.

    If you get worked up over a silly little article like this, really... walk away from the computer. Take a vacation. Do something other than think about platforms and the stupid ideological wars they create; because truly... they are stupid and pointless.

    I'm a long time, avid Mac user. I'm going to remain on this platform for a long time. I pay a lot of money for my copmputers.... willingly, happily. If that makes me less than intelligent in the eyes of Windows/x86 users, so be it. At least I get to use Final Cut Pro. That makes me happy.

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  300. The answer is... by C-Diddy · · Score: 1
    No.

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  301. I've noticed.. by aaronfaby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mac users seem to be more aesthetically pleasing as well.

  302. Wow, proof from ANOTHER AC? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    See, this is where you being an AC does not really help things. Are you the same AC? It's really kind of hard to say you know...

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  303. Pretty good, but the need a little revision by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The Three Laws:

    A Mac User may not use a computer running Windows, or, through inaction, allow others to use a computer running Windows. (advocacy clause)

    A Mac User must buy products given to them by Jobs, except where such products would conflict with the First Law. (Windows iPod clause).

    A Mac User must protect the existence of their Mac as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. (No Windows based security systems).

    RESTRICTED - change to, TO BE REVEALED AT WWDC.

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  304. Hong Kong Experience by mamahuhu · · Score: 1

    In Hong Kong it seems that the ratio of people using Macs over PCs is totally out of whack with the 2.8% you hear touted around town.

    Fully 50% of people I know are using Macs. The ones who aren't are still working for some corporate. Almost everyone who is out on their own is a Mac freak. It is perhaps a symptom of the fact that once you get to my age 38 you either break through into the corporate hierarchy or you are out setting up your own business.

    Running a Mac based business is way easier than doing the same on a PC. Totally.

    So is my experience indicative or typical enough to be relevant? However I think that people who are individualistic enough to go against the grain are more likely to reject MS and go for Mac. The Think Different moniker is probably true. To get that individualistic attitude I think you need a certain amount of confidence - and confidence comes from success.

    So I think perhaps the link is success breeds confidence to think different that leads to Mac. Confidence and success comes from people who are smarter (euther in personal skills, business skills or academic skills) ... so I don't have a big problem with the guess that Mac people are smarter. It is a self selected group. I think Unix users are probably smarter again.

    It might be more relevant to check the following: -

    The percentage of people with Macs with their own business vs those with PCs

    The percentage in creative industries.

    The sence of confidence and perhaps sense of being individiualistic of Mac users and PC users.

    However - there is a complicating factor due to my age group...

    One big reason for Mac and Apple use is that my age group did not grow up with computers. In my first year at High School (1979) we go our first computer - a TRS80. The next year our second computer was an Apple ][ and by the end of my schooling (1983) we were using lots of Apples and a lab full of BBC acorns - not a PeeSee to be seen.

    So there is a certain amount of bias towards Apple just from our experience.

    But I repeat - I'm continually amazed by the low Mac percentages published as it does not compare with my personal experience. If I had to make a guess PC users are in the minority amongst my friends and associates - and these are people who only have me in common with them - we're not some Mac Cabal or anything.

  305. Commodity Intel/AMD systems are cheaper by @madeus · · Score: 1

    As someone with a top end Intel system (P4 3.2 Ghz, 2 GB DDR400, Radeon 9800 256MB, SATA RAID0) and a high end PowerBook (1.5 Ghz, Radeon 9700 128MB, 1 GB RAM) and a long time multi system owner (I also have dual Sparc box) I can testify that Intel/AMD based systems are cheaper than Apple branded equipment, with the sole exception of in the Laptop arena (where Apple actually offers very good value for money, in stark contrast to their desktop range).

    After a couple of years you can take your PC into a store, have them add some more memory, a new CPU, and new CD-RW or DVD drive, a new sound card, or a new graphics card, maybe even add an SATA drive.

    With your Mac desktop all most users will be able to do is upgrade the RAM, and that only goes so far, the users end up tossing the system out, or donating it to a local charity or community group (where it sits abandoned because it's too slow to use all the latest sofware).

    Hey sure if your a ricer you *can* buy a new Radeon AGP card off ebay, or an Intel based one, borrow a friends PC and flash the Firmware and put it into your mac, or even a new CPU daughter card that allows you to add a second CPU by doing something funky like going in via your graphics card slot.

    But realistically, users don't even know that's possible, and it all sounds too hairy for them to try themselves and certainly Apple stores and even Mac retailers won't suggest anything like that to them. It's weird ricer behavior as far as they are concerned, best left to the fanboys on ebay who perform insane mods on those cute little Cubes (which now sell second hand for more than they cost origionally).

    The end result is, it's far cheaper for an average person to own an Intel based system over the course of 2+ years, especially when you consider people are able to scrounge second hand parts from other PC owners (like a friends old CD-RW drive, CPU, or Radeon/GeForce card), something Mac won't be able to do.

    I certainly recommend Mac's to those who I know can afford to spend 2000 UKP on a desktop every 3 years or so (though also based on an individual users circumstance), because I know how much better the user experience is.

    But for those on a budget it would irresponsible of me not to suggest an Intel/AMD system when I know they can get one for 250 UKP and then blag a free 17" monitor (and probably future trickle down upgrades like new graphics cards/CPUs/etc) from someone like me.

    1. Re:Commodity Intel/AMD systems are cheaper by nine-times · · Score: 1
      With your Mac desktop all most users will be able to do is upgrade the RAM, and that only goes so far, the users end up tossing the system out, or donating it to a local charity or community group (where it sits abandoned because it's too slow to use all the latest sofware).

      Well, that depends on the system. Sure, most people can't do much with a cube or iMac, but you can do quite a bit with a powermac. At my company, where we support Macs, we've done plenty of hard drive, CD/DVD drive, GPU and even CPU upgrades. They aren't any harder than PC upgrades. I would even say some of the cases make it pretty darn easy.

      ...So, yeah, upgradability is limited in some Mac models, but it's also limited in some x86 model PCs. Dell is selling low-end computers without AGP slots. So, I 'm not sure I see your point.

  306. Mac has More Women and Girlie Men Users by josh10002 · · Score: 1

    I believe this article reflects more upon the sexual make-up of the two groups. How many alpha males use a Mac? Not many.