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Color Laser Printers Tracking Everything You Print

It's not new, but it's getting noticed: Jordan writes "Yahoo! News is reporting that several printer manufacturers are now and have been for some time embedding (nearly) invisible serial numbers in every document you print with their color laser printers, allowing law enforcement to track any such document back to the printer which printed it. The technology, ostensibly created to track down money counterfeiters, was created by Xerox about 20 years ago. A Xerox researcher says that the number-embedding chip lies 'way in the machine, right near the laser' and that 'standard mischief won't get you around it.'"

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  1. Countermeasures? by fdiv(1,0) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone know any methods of getting around this short of physically ripping apart the printer and soldering a few wires together?

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    1. Re:Countermeasures? by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Interesting
      why- do you want to counterfeit cash?

      my suggestion? find another same model printer that does this, then DUPLICATE PRECISELY these yellow dots in your final image... two sets, should--- well, supply reasonable doubt at least...

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    2. Re:Countermeasures? by arose · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe he just wants to print anonymous, is that a crime nowdays?

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    3. Re:Countermeasures? by Zen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just disconnect the yellow. Who needs all three (or four in some cases) colors anyway?

    4. Re:Countermeasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Steal your printer. Run the page through multiple printers. Encode fake serial numbers in the page along with the real ones.

    5. Re:Countermeasures? by fireduck · · Score: 2, Informative

      tinfoil hat time: go to a different city, buy your printer with cash and never send in the warranty card. since it'll never be registered under your name; any documents you print, at best can be traced back to the original store.

    6. Re:Countermeasures? by ccharles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect that if this technology has actually been around for 20 years, it has gotten good enough to be nearly impossible to bypass.

      Think about it: if counterfeiters wanted to pay some less-than-moral geek to fix this, wouldn't they be doing it already?

      And (to the tinfoil hat club), why is this so bad?

    7. Re:Countermeasures? by Phillup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One word: Kinkos

      Two more words: Pay cash

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    8. Re:Countermeasures? by mgv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      my suggestion? find another same model printer that does this, then DUPLICATE PRECISELY these yellow dots in your final image... two sets, should--- well, supply reasonable doubt at least...


      Thinking about it, adding in a speckled yellow pattern as part of your printing algorithm would work - it would just take a little knowledge of what they print.

      Does anyone know if the pattern gets printed even on white space? Printing a "blank" page should reveal the pattern and allow a suitable overlay that would stuff up the recognition algorithms.

      Michael

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      There is no cryptographic solution to the problem where the intended receiver and the attacker are the same entity.
    9. Re:Countermeasures? by scribblej · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hahah, that'll work.

      "Hello Kinko's Employee. I'd like you to print 500 copies of this here One-hundred dollar bill. You can just keep one of them to cover the cost."

    10. Re:Countermeasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you really think that serious counterfeiters use consumer printers?

    11. Re:Countermeasures? by kesuki · · Score: 4, Funny

      Printers are cheap, every time you run out of ink, place old printer inside ion cannon* and turn it into a ball of molten obsidian.. and also never send in warrenty registration etc etc... and even though they can trace documents to a certain printer, since said printer is no longer identifiable.

      *= if you don't Own an ion cannon yet, you can build one care of these DIY directions (a cyclotron is the key component to an ion cannon...)

    12. Re:Countermeasures? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > I suspect that if this technology has actually been around for 20 years, it has gotten good enough to be nearly impossible to bypass.

      This technology has been around a lot more than 20 years.

      In Soviet Romania, a sample page from every typewriter had to be registered with the police, so that any samizdat produced could be quickly traced back to the typewriter's owner. Use your imagination as to what happened to the owner, or Google for it.

      In Romania every typewriter had to be registered with a local magistrate. Samples of letters typed on these machines had to be produced under the observation of the secret police so they could trace underground publishing activity.

      - G. Davey, Christian Publishing: Before and After the Communist Collapse

      In Soviet Russia, all photocopiers were registered with the KGB and kept in secure rooms, to which physical access was restricted.

      Some samizdat works, mostly magazines, were typed on typewriter. The copies were indistinct and hard to read. I realized that the movement against violating human rights was doomed to be an eternal amusement of the few intellectuals without proper copyprinters. But where could one find a copyprinting machine in the country, where all the copiers were affixed with seals at night and placed in the special rooms where only proved KGB members could work on it. There was the only decision - to make the machine ourselves. It had to be easy to make and quite efficient.

      - A. A. Bolonkin, Memoirs of Soviet Political Prisoner

      The West is probably still playing catch-up.

    13. Re:Countermeasures? by libra-dragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yellow and Blue(Cyan) make Green(cash)

    14. Re:Countermeasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hypothetical: Let's say I wanted to print up a flyer protesting the actions of the KKK.

      Suppose I wanted to do it in Vidor, TX.

      Do I really want that document traceable to me?

      Imagine what would have happened to Swift if such a technology were available then.

      And moreso, the document is only traceable to a printer, not an individual. Do you really want to explain that to a jury?

      Not to mention to possibility of framing someone else.

      Inasmuch as the gov. doesn't have transparency in their dealings, I think I should be accorded the same.

      And huge, Godzilla sized disgusting that printer manufacturers weren't upfront about this from the get go. If they can't be forthcoming, why should I?

    15. Re:Countermeasures? by fataugie · · Score: 4, Funny
      Good God, has there finally been a "In Soviet Russia" post that was ON TOPIC?

      I guess I can eat a gun barrel now, I have seen everything.

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      WTF? Over?

    16. Re:Countermeasures? by RWerp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To add more spice to it, in Poland even for legitimate (in state's eyes) use of xerox machine one had to obtain a special permission.

      Comparisons of laser printers' chips with Soviet Russia are, however, exaggerating. There are probably lots of possibilities to distinguish two copies printed by two laser machines. While giving the state the possibility not just to compare the output of two known laser printers (which I'm sure comes very handy when tracking false money, extortions or some con-man tricks) but to find the printer which printed any possible text is surely disturbing, there is no comparison with Soviet-style secret police. Soviets didn't have to bother with chips, they had people spying on other people, on their neighbours and spouses --- it always works better than technology. The best defence before Soviet-style supervision is assuring your country isn't run by such kind of people.

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      "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
    17. Re:Countermeasures? by mesach · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to work at a Kinkos in Southern California, We would get Regular visits from the SS looking to track down our Security tapes of the Self Serve color copiers, we got so that we could tell when people were doing illegal things and would point out that they were doing illegal things, and when they scoffed at us we would just point up, and they would "Stupidly" look up and give the cameras a good look at thier face so then when the SS would come in they had a good picture of the suspect.

      BTW it better be REAL cash, cause people at kinkos (the average employee) has already played around with copying money, and knows what thier copiers can and cannot do and most likely will spot the fake... as I am sure you know, the copiers at kinkos arent in the best maintenance condition and the colors arent calibrated that well.

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    18. Re:Countermeasures? by iocat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it hard to think of a situation in which I would print anonymously. Usually I print so that I can distribute information to others(if it's just for me, I tend to leave it on my computer). Maybe anonymous political flyers? I'm not trying to be a troll here, but seriously trying to come up with a good scenario where you'd ever want to print anonymously.

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    19. Re:Countermeasures? by cyanman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First, this technology has been in use since the very beginning of color laser devices, even before you could use them as a printer. Meaning this started when a color laser printer retailed for close to $100k. It was there (along with other technology) to mark everything that came out of the machine. On the Canon CLC line there is a bar code imbedded on a plate next to the copier glass. Every time you hit the start button, it reads the bar code and compares it to the value stored on the controller board to make sure you had not monkeyed with it, then it prints that bar code all over the page with single yellow pixels. How did they track it? Easy, the thing cost over $75,000. Every one that left the factory was tracked by the manufacturer. They knew where every serial number went. The feds would call up those manufacturers a few times a year asking who a machine with such and such a serial number was sold to. Fast forward to todays commercial equipment and that same thing still applies. I can't vouch for whether you can run down to Best Buy and walk out with a color laser without Best Buy recording the serial number and tying it to your name, but it will dang sure still print identifying info on every page that comes out. It would not suprise me if most of the stuff you drag home marks its territory too, including ink jets. Even if the authorities can't look you up in a database and knock on your door, if they happen to raid your place and grab your printer, try to make new friends in prison.

    20. Re:Countermeasures? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Soviets didn't have to bother with chips, they had people spying on other people, on their neighbours and spouses

      Heard of TIPS?

      The best defence before Soviet-style supervision is assuring your country isn't run by such kind of people.

      Uh-oh....

    21. Re:Countermeasures? by arose · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Political flyers would be the prime example. Also a call to boycot abusive printer producers. :-D

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    22. Re:Countermeasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most if not all mechanical devices have a unique "signature", be it the "rhytm" of the pistons, the spacing between characters, and/or the vertical shifting of the lletters relative to a horizontal normal. Anyway, your post brings back first hand memories when the Securitate turned my father's house upside down (7 times in 3 years), and among the things they took were the typewriter's indigo rollers for evidence, rollers which were reused 20-30 times.

    23. Re:Countermeasures? by mikael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consider the number of bits required to store a serial number.

      Assuming 8 digits of hexadecimal, that would give you 32 bits. So a little box 6 x 6 pixels would be enough. A laser printer has resolutions ranging from 600 to 2400 dpi. So you would need far less than one square millimetre to store such information. Even if you double the size of the box in order to have some sort of redundancy, that would still be far less than 1 square millimetre.

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    24. Re:Countermeasures? by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Okay, you're a dumbass. RTFA.

      If the practice disturbs you, don't bother trying to disable the encoding mechanism--you'll probably just break your printer.

      Crean describes the device as a chip located "way in the machine, right near the laser" that embeds the dots when the document "is about 20 billionths of a second" from printing.


      It's a hardware thing, not a software problem.

      Nice, accurate, sensible dig at Windows though. </sarcasm>

    25. Re:Countermeasures? by nyekulturniy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is that Romania had a Communist government from 1948 to the moment they lined Ceaucescu and Mrs. C. up against the wall.

      Dictatorships, like any other monopolist, want to limit the free flow of information.

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      Nyekulturniy... Proudly confusing readers and editors since 1981!
    26. Re:Countermeasures? by yorkpaddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I once printed up fake backstage passes at a kinko's. They weren't counterfeit or copied. I designed a logo that looked somewhat like that of a local radio station and put the concert's name on it. The employee said we don't let people print up IDs or counterfeit money, but this is just funny, so he let me. The passes were good enough for me to walk to the backstage area and act like I was supposed to be there. I ended up finding a box full of event staff tags and was able to go whererever I wanted to for the whole concert.

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    27. Re:Countermeasures? by lightknight · · Score: 2, Funny

      Disable the alarm system, break in at night. Be sure to replace all used ink cartridges and paper. Then steal something stupid, like a stack of AOL discs. The police and employees will forget about it (no one will pursue a criminal who steals AOL discs, Kinkos has a dozen more boxes and the police don't like being laughed at).

      Wait several months, then start buying stuff. But under no circumstances should you live above your means. The IRS, unlike the police, do not assume innocence, and are pure evil.

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      I am John Hurt.
    28. Re:Countermeasures? by azpenguin · · Score: 2, Informative

      In CMYK, printing a color on top of another color makes things darker. Yellow dots would not show up on the black ink - they would actually darken things up. If you knew exactly what you were looking for, where you were looking for it at, and what a yellow/black overprint looks like, you *might* see it. Obviously, if it is printing on the black, the agencies in question know whee to look and what they're looking for.

    29. Re:Countermeasures? by nolife · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect that if this technology has actually been around for 20 years, it has gotten good enough to be nearly impossible to bypass.

      Good enough? I doubt it. This is one time where security through obscurity worked. Considering there is not a live market and a real desire to remove these codes, it has not passed the test of many hands. A bunch of hackers can work collectively to get around an Xbox and a Playstation because there is the incentive of more functionality and thrill of experimentation that you can share with others. Printing money is not something there is a big following for and not something you advertise that you are interested in. I would assume many big time money printers people have got around this serial number issue but it can still be used to catch the other 99% that thgouht they knew what they were doing.

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    30. Re:Countermeasures? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Are you serious? Being able to express free speech in an anonymous way is the most important part of free speak. For example, while I am pro-life, there are many pro-choice people who may want to voice their opinions anonymously because there are many pro-life freaks (not me) out there. Also think in a political way. There are people who may want to speak out against the current government or a even worse, a local government and do not want to suffer any repercussions.

      Many of the people who spoke out and signed the original Declaration of Independence were wealthy, and lost everything after they signed! Freedom of speech doesn't always come with no price tag. Sometimes people pay dearly for expressing their opinions, even in the "Land of the Free".

      I am a Conservative Christian Libertarian (I know it sounds messed up). The sad thing is that there are many in our nation that have no problems with _more_ government control. These "conservatives" offer excuses like if you have nothing to hide, then why would you care? _I_ personally care because A) I have nothing to hide and B) if I did have something to hide it is none of your @##$@# business! Our government was never set up to be "big brother". Sadly we are almost there. Many of my fellow Christians are more then willing to give up their rights/liberties because they _think_ it will make them more "safe". They think that only "bad" people would want privacy and not want "big brother" to know your every move.

      I am sorry but I will not give up my rights, liberty or privacy to make it easier for the government to catch a "bad" guy. As a "good" citizen, I am willing to help the government, police (I give them money every year), etc to stop crime, but my help stops when they try to encroach my rights. Yes, being able to print on a stinking piece of paper without the government tracking me is what I consider a right.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    31. Re:Countermeasures? by sentientbeing · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ive never had a problem. When I need to make first contact with my associates in the form of anonymous letters, I usually use cut out pieces of lettering from recent newspapers and magazines then haphazardly glue them onto copier paper with egg white or floured water.

      I think most old school kidnappers use the same technique.
      the younger ones obviously use email.

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    32. Re:Countermeasures? by yorkpaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      people recharge or refill cartridges right? refill them with opposite colors

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    33. Re:Countermeasures? by nolife · · Score: 2, Funny


      It would not suprise me if most of the stuff you drag home marks its territory too, including ink jets.

      I do not use my ink jet often but when I do, the ink is always dried, has bands and looks like crap. If these tracking ink dots came out fine and traceable, I'd be pissed.

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      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    34. Re:Countermeasures? by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Many of my fellow Christians are more then willing to give up their rights/liberties because they _think_ it will make them more "safe". They think that only "bad" people would want privacy and not want "big brother" to know your every move.

      And of course, they all know that they are the only truly good people out there. This comes with a certain naive child-like trust of certain government officials that really should be reserved for certain religious figures found in rather thick traditional texts.

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      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    35. Re:Countermeasures? by Macgrrl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Print the document - then go get multiple copies done at Kinkos, or some other copy centre.

      This serves two purposes - firstly you will have two sets of dots overlaid on each other - presumably this will 'confuse' anything trying to read the dots. Secondly, the dominate signature will be the public access device - if the dots are hard to see by the naked eye, they will be very difficult to copy.

      For the tracking to work they need to match a serial number to a user - i.e. the device has to be registered. For small consumer devices (e.g. the HP CLJ 2500) it is simple for the user to simply not register the purchase with the manufacturer, however these sort of devices are unlikely to be capable of producing anything which could be remotely be considered a good forgery.

      Large colour devices often come with maintenance contracts attached, so if you knew the serial number and had a cooperative manufacturer, tracking the owner would probably be relatively simple, however you would also find that these devices are typically in a shared user environment (offices, copy centres, student resource centres, etc...).

      Having said that, I work for Xerox and conduct audits for large corporate clients regarding what equipment they have and how it's used - even with access to the sales records, client asset registers and physical identifcation of units we frequently have problems identifying every device on a site back to original point of sale. Errors in how SN's have been entered into billing systems or asset registers is not uncommon, chassis or logic boards get changed during maintenance changing the actual or apparent SNs (very common with HP or Lexmark equipment). This would only work with seriously large hardware with fully tracked service histories.

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      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    36. Re:Countermeasures? by badasscat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, am I the only one that noticed that this article only refers to color laser printers? And only from a few manufacturers at that.

      Obvious solution: use an inkjet or a dye-sub. Both inkjets and dye-sub printers are better for printing in color anyway, unless what you need is top speed at the expense of color accuracy and resolution (which is not likely even for a counterfeiter).

      If you're talking copiers, I don't know. Are most copiers laser these days? Still, it seems implausible that any counterfeiter would be using a consumer copying machine to commit his or her crime (simply because the results would be pretty obviously awful), so I'm not sure why this technology would even be necessary.

      But the obvious solution for yourself in that case is to do what I do to make my copies - buy a flatbed scanner that has a "copy" button on it and use your inkjet printer for the output. I get much better quality that way than using any copy machine I've ever tried anyway, and it's really not much more inconvenient either. My scanner, PC, and printer all have to be on and running, but it's literally a one-button process just like it is on a regular copy machine. If my PC is off, the time it takes to boot is not really much longer (if any) than the time it takes a standard copy machine to "warm up" from a cold start anyway.

      For the moment, this seems pretty easy to get around, if what the article says is really accurate. Because what it says is that certain brands of color laser printers use this technology. So, the solution is to not use those brands, or to not use a color laser printer. Seems pretty simple. May not stay that way forever, but it doesn't seem like it's time quite yet to start hoarding pro-level inkjets before they're outlawed.

    37. Re:Countermeasures? by Lost+Race · · Score: 2, Funny
      It would not suprise me if most of the stuff you drag home marks its territory too, including ink jets.
      Lucky for me I have a Lexmark. The print quality is so wildly erratic you can barely read the text, let alone some hidden 1mm yellow bar code. Yellow only works about 10% of the time anyway.
    38. Re:Countermeasures? by keraneuology · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'm curious to know how you arrived at a universal human right of anonymity

      Please refer to:

      TALLEY v. CALIFORNIA, 362 U.S. 60 (1960)

      McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Comm'n (93-986), 514 U.S. 334 (1995)

      Very relevant is the quote from McIntyre:

      "The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. ... Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation -- and their ideas from suppression -- at the hand of an intolerant society."

      While one can reasonably question anonymity as a "universal" right applicable in all times under all conditions, these times should be the exception rather than the rule with the burden falling on those who say that the restriction should apply rather than on those who say not.

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      If the g'vt kept the data on you that google does you'd better believe you'd be calling it "doing evil"
    39. Re:Countermeasures? by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure, the resolution may be 2400 dpi, but what is the minimum dot size?

      Resolution describes only the level of precision as to where the center of the dot can be placed, but the dot size might be much larger than 1/2400 inch.

      It's like saying that an elephant can crap on a teacup.

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      Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
    40. Re:Countermeasures? by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a HP 8550N at my house (soon to be DN). I noticed, thanks to ZoneAlarm, that my HP printer software phones home to some IP address via port 80 every so often. Next time it happens I'll write down the IP. My thought is that perhaps it's checking in for me, thus I don't have to register my S/N. If they log my S/N, IP and timestamp then that's all a entity would need in theory to identify me via the courts (or via an "In the Fight Against Terrorism" letter) that bypasses the Judicial branch.

    41. Re:Countermeasures? by obender · · Score: 3, Funny

      We would get Regular visits from the SS

      Could you please explain why the Schutz Staffel would pay you visits at all? I thought I shot them all down in Castle Wolfenstein years ago.
    42. Re:Countermeasures? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      PS
      The punch cards made by IBM (I believe) were developed after the end of World War Two for data storage and input to early large computer systems

      Inventors: Herman Hollerith - Punch Cards

      In 1881, Herman Hollerith began designing a machine to tabulate census data more efficiently than by traditional hand methods. The U.S. Census Bureau had taken eight years to complete the 1880 census, and it was feared that the 1890 census would take even longer. Herman Hollerith invented and used a punched card device to help analyze the 1890 US census data. Herman Hollerith's great breakthrough was his use of electricity to read, count, and sort punched cards whose holes represented data gathered by the census-takers. His machines were used for the 1890 census and accomplished in one year what would have taken nearly ten years of hand tabulating. In 1896, Herman Hollerith founded the Tabulating Machine Company to sell his invention, the Company became part of IBM in 1924.

      it is important to be very accurate

      OK?

    43. Re:Countermeasures? by deimtee · · Score: 2, Informative

      I sometimes use some of these printers (xerox's 2060, 5252, 6060's) at work. The dots are straight yellow toner, much smaller than 1 mm, but are large enough to see in bright light if you have excellent eyesight. They are easily visible under a printer's glass, or a decent magnifying glass.
      The pattern repeats itself across the entire page, whitespace and all. As yellow is the last colour laid on the paper I would expect that they can easily detect the pattern in any area that doesn't have solid yellow.
      Interesting - I just checked a couple of prints and it is all across the colour one, but not on the one run in black and white mode even though it uses the same print engine.

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      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    44. Re:Countermeasures? by DB'C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Read this: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." Think about it: "... no law... abridging the freedom of speech." To have a law requiring speakers be identified is _a_ law, and Congress shall make no such law.

    45. Re:Countermeasures? by elgaard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >but I also think there's something to be said for having the courage of
      >your convictions and using your name.

      yes, but it is only courage if you have the choice.

    46. Re:Countermeasures? by RedBear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      this is only with Colour Laser Printers. Typically, only businesses can afford these types of products, as they generally range from 15,000 to 500,000Cdn. (cheaper ones)

      Um, where I work we just bought a pretty hefty color laser printer for around $1,600. I think the cheapest ones are just a few hundred. That's color, not monochrome. I don't know where you get your prices. The Canadian dollar isn't quite that far below the US dollar.

      It really is no big deal, its not like someone is actually trying to track your prints on a regular basis.

      I will never understand this reasoning. Hey, I just tracked you down through your IP address and installed a remote keylogger on your computer. But that's OK with you, right, because you're not doing anything illegal, right? Oh don't worry, I'll only be checking it once a week or so. Not on a regular basis. That makes it OK, right? Remember that anonymous letter you're writing to expose your employer's illegal money laundering activities? I'm sure you won't mind if I insert a unique serial number in that file so that document can be traced back to you. Right? I won't be telling you about this serial number, naturally, and that's OK too. You'll find out about it when Vinny the Wrench comes to see you this Thursday evening. He'll know exactly where you are because the police installed a tracking device in your car without your knowledge, for no particular reason, despite the amazing fact that you've always been an honest, law abiding citizen, and your employer is given access to this tracking information. But that's OK, right, because you aren't doing anything illegal with your car either, and you have no reason not to let your employer know where you are at all times. Right?

      Bah.

      Is all that pretty unlikely? Yeah, but it's not like it's never happened to anyone. It has and it will.

      So, to wrap this up, if anyone really feels paranoid, and Bush is checking every piece of paper and tracing it back to huge CorpX - then use an inkjet.

      If you aren't paranoid about things like this, you don't understand how government works, or human nature, or history. Power corrupts, information is abused. That's the way the world works. You have to fight tooth and nail just to maintain the status quo, to keep the few freedoms you do have. Sure, use an inkjet, if you're aware of the fact that your hardware is allowing you to be tracked. What about those situations where you don't have a choice to use some other type of device? And who's to say that inkjets don't also have a similar chip that prints a unique serial number on everything you print? Up until today, most of us didn't think our color laser printers had anything like that inside. Inkjet printers already have either hardware or software to detect counterfitting. How easy it would be to print the printer's serial number in a nearly invisible microscopic pattern of dots.

      NOBODY is trying to support counterfitting by opposing this sort of thing. Get over yourself, Mr. Law Abiding Citizen. Guess what? The rest of the world doesn't necessarily obey the law. That includes your employer, your local government, and even law enforcement personnel. I know, shocking.

      drop the hubub about privacy.

      We'll drop it when we think it's not important anymore. Thanks.

    47. Re:Countermeasures? by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am a Conservative Christian Libertarian (I know it sounds messed up).

      It doesn't sound messed up to me. Traditional Conservatives are (supposed to be) very much in favor of personal liberty. Traditional Christians have that whole Golden Rule thing going, and are (supposed to be) very tolerant. Put it together, and a Conservative Christian should, in my eyes, be a Libertarian almost by default. Sadly, it rarely works out that way.

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    48. Re:Countermeasures? by Darth23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everything will be fine once the chips are implanted directly into all our brains.

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    49. Re:Countermeasures? by rleibman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I freely and unconditionally grant the right to free speech, I'm curious to know how you arrived at a universal human right of anonymity...

      I plead the ninth. Read the constitution sometime, wonderful document.

  2. I was right! by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why I always print my ransom letters using an old daisy wheel printer.

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    1. Re:I was right! by colinemckay · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that's why I keep running out of yellow ink!

    2. Re:I was right! by DanteBlack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course a daisy wheel printer can be tracked forensicly anyway since they suffer the same "signature" issues that a typewriter does. Hammer based printers, manual and electric typewriters, leave distinct, identifiable, characteristics in the copy that they produce. For example, wear on the hammer, a tendancy to "drop" a letter etc.

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    3. Re:I was right! by Drakonite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You overlooked a vital problem in your plan.. The prints created by a daisy wheel are as unique to the printer used as fingerprints to a person, if not more so.

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    4. Re:I was right! by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, but the feds can't go the the daisey wheel printer manufacturer and say "which printer of yours makes this unique pattern?", whereas with the vendor embedded watermarks, they can.

      Well, they can still ask the daisey wheel vendor, but they will get an "I don't know" answer.

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    5. Re:I was right! by wankledot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least with a daisy wheel it requires "the feds" to have possession of the wheel in order to determine which one it came from. With the dots, they will already know where and when the printer was sold as soon as the have the document.

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    6. Re:I was right! by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      My soldering iron says that fingerprints might be unique, but they aren't permanent.

    7. Re:I was right! by Jahf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which can still be tracked to your employer.

      That's why I always use Kinko's, paying cash, while wearing a Santa suit (everyone loves Santa, doesn't matter what time of year).

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  3. It's the new model... by LilMikey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get dazzling colors, the blackest blacks, and the highest resolution from your new HP Ashcroft.

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  4. Just another reason... by MrDyrden · · Score: 5, Interesting
    To be lazy and NOT send in your product registration card!

    I mean, seriously. How else would they know who bought it and how to get a name from that serial number? I guess maybe if the store kept your credit card info on file or something and associated it with the serial number, but how often would that happen?

    Lesson learned, if you want to print hundreds of forged checks or counterfeit bills, pay for the printer in cash!

    1. Re:Just another reason... by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right.. However, the Serial number will tell the feds right where the printer was sold, then they check the cash register computer to find out exactly when it was sold.

      After a quick check of the surveillance camera's, they've got your face (or the person who bought it, if its you) and are coming to raid your house.

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    2. Re:Just another reason... by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lesson learned, if you want to print hundreds of forged checks or counterfeit bills, pay for the printer in cash!

      But not cash that you printed yourself on a printer that wasn't paid for with cash you didn't print yourself. Or something.

    3. Re:Just another reason... by bunyip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be lazy and NOT send in your product registration card!

      I mean, seriously. How else would they know who bought it and how to get a name from that serial number? I guess maybe if the store kept your credit card info on file or something and associated it with the serial number, but how often would that happen?

      Lesson learned, if you want to print hundreds of forged checks or counterfeit bills, pay for the printer in cash!



      Actually, if you're going to do anything illegal, cash is king. Just print some up and, well, ....

      Anyway, police officer friend of mine once who said that if you're going to do something illegal, do it big, do it once and don't tell anybody.

      That "once" part of it is key, you could print up a bunch of cash one afternoon, enough to pay for the next printer (with cash, of course), then dispose of the printer.

      Greed will get you in the end.

      Alan.

    4. Re:Just another reason... by over_exposed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the reasoning behind this isn't necessarily that they need you to register the product (but they'd still love you to I'm sure). All this really does is give the police something to compare against when they do a raid on a suspected counterfeiting location.They bust your door down and check the forged bills printed serial number against the serial number your printer embeds in every image. If it matches, say goodbye to your anal virginity and ability to vote for the rest of your life (if you're an American). If it doesn't match, you get a half-assed apology, a really messy apartment and splinters in your carpet in the entry way for weeks.

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    5. Re:Just another reason... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that story a few days ago about Lexmark printer drivers installing spyware that phones home with your printer details?

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    6. Re:Just another reason... by Cylix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sweet...

      Now I just have to buy a printer at a yard sale and commit some heinous crime with it.

      Later on...

      "Yep, looks like he was murdered with this printer, but don't worry we will track it right back to the owner."

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    7. Re:Just another reason... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Convicted felons cannot vote in any US election in any state.

      Wrong. Only seven states (Alabama, Florid, Iowa, Kentucky, MIssissippi, Nebraska and Virginia) permanently deprive felons of the right to vote, and even these allow felons to petition to regain that right. Such petitions are often granted. Most other states deny felons the right to vote only while they are imprisoned, or on parole. Maine, Utah and Vermont allow felons to vote even while they're still in prison.

      Chris Mattern

    8. Re:Just another reason... by atcurtis · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Here in the UK, IIRC, a senior detective of one of the police forces wrote and had published a book which described how to commit a perfect crime. Detailed in the book was what the detective decided was the "Golden Rules"

      1. Do it once,
      2. Do it big,
      3. Don't get greedy, never forget rule 1.

      A few years later, he was caught for fraud and was jailed... How did he get caught? He forgot rule 1.

      (I should google and find the specific case and post the link here... but I am too lazy right now)

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    9. Re:Just another reason... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That "once" part of it is key...

      Sniping is a good metaphor for this. A good sniper fires exactly one shot before moving on. It's not obvious to many people, but it's quite difficult to pinpoint gunfire if only one shot is fired. Second and third shots let your potential victims zero in on you and return fire.

      TW

    10. Re:Just another reason... by dmaxwell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll add a fourth rule:

      KEEP YOUR YAP SHUT!

      I'll assume we're talking about legal jurisdictions that at least pretend to be civilized. A lawyer once told me that most people who are in jail talked themselves in. It turns out that it is usually pretty difficult to get good witness testimony and enough evidence to convict. Most cops don't lose any sleep over it because it is also fairly easy to get most people to incriminate themselves with any number of techniques. You most especially don't go along when they say, "You better start co-operating or we'll really get mean." There is a reason why many law enforcement types don't like Miranda. Remaining silent is your right; never let them tell you any different. They sure as hell will use anything you say against you.

    11. Re:Just another reason... by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to reply to myself but I just remembered something else. Keeping your mouth shut doesn't just apply to the cops should you have been sloppy enough to merit being questioned. You don't tell your mom, best friend, girlfriend, or even your priest anything. You don't even want to smile real big if other people are in the room when Perfect Crimes? comes on.

      I'll add a fifth rule that directly follows from the fourth rule. Work alone if you can. If the hijinks you have in mind need helpers then fewer is better. Most people aren't very good at keeping secrets and the cops know how to exploit that as well.

    12. Re:Just another reason... by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know this casual copying of money could easily be avoided if America used plastic money. Australia does and its heaps harder to copy money.

    13. Re:Just another reason... by fossa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have stories of people who *almost* did it, but we'll never hear stories of people who actually have done it. They may be living among you now, someone you know and trust...

      What a letdown.

  5. Although... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "A Xerox researcher says that the number-embedding chip lies 'way in the machine, right near the laser' and that 'standard mischief won't get you around it.'"

    Although I hear not buying a Xerox printer will.

  6. Who didn't know this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Printer manufacturers have been doing this for a long time.

    Epson inkjet printers, for example, supposedly embed serial codes using droplets of yellow ink in black regions. The serial numbers can't be seen by the human eye, but they apparently can be detected somehow.

  7. Engadget by Linuxthess · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well I'm glad someone else here is reading Engadget and followed the subsequent link to the PC World article.

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  8. Re:Those rat b--- by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
    "That just has to break some kind of privacy law"

    What makes you think we still have such archaic things as privacy laws anymore? Dont you know that if you have a private life the terrorists win?

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  9. Re:Those rat b--- by powerspike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    not realy, your the one who keeps that infomation, they only way (we'll you'd hope) they'd get there hands on that serial if you done something with the document that was "legaly challanged" =) but this does remind me of the story a few years ago about the printer manafactors having to recall there green inks because it was the same color as dollar bills.

  10. And then what? by OpenSourced · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You find some counterfeits, you track the printer, and then what? It's been sold over the counter somewhere to who-knows-whom. That's just a publicity stunt to avoid being ever held responsible for anything done with their printers.

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  11. CSI by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    And as we all know very well, CSI has a machine that will read the code and bring up a 3d map with your current location, a recent photo of you, and a list of every cash purchase you've made in the last six months.

    1. Re:CSI by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are confusing CSI with WalMart. You also forgot the computer that tracks every RFID-tagged item you ever bought from there or Sam's Club.

      Wait a minute...I think the last box of tin foil I bought was from WalMart! That means it probably has an RFID tag...

      IS NOTHING SACRED?!

      =Charles

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  12. In the old Soviet Union by pherris · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The early photocopiers in the USSR had a state issued serial number eched on the glass so copies could tracked to that machine and possible the user(s). And the tracking wasn't about counterfeiting either.

    It seems they were ahead of the US by 30+ years. Another sign of a dying empire.

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    1. Re:In the old Soviet Union by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No.

      The USSR was doing this 30+ years ago. They collapsed 13 years ago (1991). Total span of 17+ years.

      The U.S started doing this 20 years ago. We only found out now. So, by the USSR model, it should be collapsing anytime now. Now take a look around and ask yourself, "Is this the America I grew up reading about?"

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  13. odd by name773 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The technology... was created by Xerox about 20 years ago.
    It was 1984 twenty years ago.

    1. Re:odd by John+Pliskin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least I'm not the only one who noticed.

      John Galt where the hell are you?
      $

  14. We can turn this to our advantage... by LegendOfLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...by printing tons of encoded, "dots", so when police read them, they will read, "All Your Base Are Belong to Us!"

    The Geek revolution has begun.

  15. "Standard Mischief" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that include a Louisville Slugger?

    1. Re:"Standard Mischief" by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but I have a whole labfull of "enhanced mischief".

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  16. Standard Mischief by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ha, they don't know who they're dealing with if they think that they only need to protect their devices against standard mischief.

  17. That's not a daisy wheel printer by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's Microsoft Word. There was no printer available in 1972 that could have printed those....

    Oh, sorry. Wrong discussion.

    1. Re:That's not a daisy wheel printer by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure. You didn't Clippy was invented by a human being, did you?

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    2. Re:That's not a daisy wheel printer by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where *hasn't* MS Word crashed?

  18. Re:Those rat b--- by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a worse one:

    Did you know that every time you touch something, you leave an invisible mark that's unique to you and can be used to track where you've been?

    It's a privacy nightmare.

  19. Re:How effective is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I somehow think that applying whiteout isn't an acceptable way around the problem for the types of task that this technology is an issue!

    "Yeah, it's a hundred dollar bill!"
    "What's with the massive amount of tippex on it?" :S

  20. They never learn. . . by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A Xerox researcher says that the number-embedding chip lies 'way in the machine, right near the laser' and that 'standard mischief won't get you around it.'

    So use substandard mischief. :p

    I'm quite serious really. Unless the serial number is tiled, just print a full border and keep whatever stuff you want to cut out away from the serial.

    If it is tiled, you have a number of options. You could script a program to 'split' the image so that you print unmarked bands in multiple runthroughs which eventually add up to a full image. You could offset some unknown amount and then surround the serial number with other sequences to disguise the actual serial (would take some knowledge of how serials are assigned to do a good diguise). Both of those would require a little hardware modification. But if you're printing $100 bills. . . .

    Anyway, those are just some ideas off the top of my head. The point is that if people know what they're up against, they can find a workaround. Ideally, these kinds of tricks would be kept secret. In the case, the point is trip up ignorant cons who don't account for something they don't realize exists.

    Oh well. This will still nail the 16 year old delingquents who decide to pull a fast one on the clerk at their local grocery store.

    1. Re:They never learn. . . by FFFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seems to me you could swap the yellow and red or blue toner cartridges and easily identify exactly where the dots are being placed. Then... I dunno, make a printer driver that prints black dots at exactly those locations?

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  21. Back to the old methods by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, looks like it's back to cutting out newspaper headlines to make my blackmail notes.

  22. Re:Those rat b--- by BlackMagi · · Score: 4, Funny

    All your prints are belong to us

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  23. Old News by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Insightful


    This is old news.

    There have been news stories about serial numbers being embedded in printing for years. The first I read of it, at least 7 or 8 years ago was the same yellow microprint from color inkjet printers, which was mandated by the U.S. Gov't, to prevent counterfit bills from being printed.

    All I've ever done myself is scan in bills at the highest resolution, to show people the microprint (note the double lines around the portrait, one is really text).

    It actually doesn't stop anything, people still print them. I remember back in high school there was a story in the local paper about some kids getting dragged away by the Secret Service for photocopying $1 bills and putting them in soda machines. They only had to do one side, and it didn't care about the color, so easy drinks. Our school had a better 'hack'. If you took a water pistol and sprayed water into the bill slot, it'd short out the electronics of it, and you could push buttons all day to get free drinks. I saw it done a few times. :)

    But hey, just assume that anything you print is being tracked. Chances are pretty good that nothing you print is going to be all that interesting.

    Extremely paranoid? Pay cash for your printer, and get someone else to actually purchase it. Or don't leave home, because 'they' may be watching. Ha!

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    1. Re:Old News by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There have been news stories about serial numbers being embedded in printing for years. The first I read of it, at least 7 or 8 years ago was the same yellow microprint from color inkjet printers, which was mandated by the U.S. Gov't, to prevent counterfit bills from being printed

      What is this serial number like? Is it like a MAC address? Is there any way to print the secret serial number out without printing any text or is the serial number embedded in the text?

      I wonder if counterfitting is that much of a problem? Stores now use pens to make bills to see if they are counterfit. I wonder how many people are out there printing their own money. Heck, I think it would be impossible to even find paper that feels enough like real money.

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    2. Re:Old News by merdaccia · · Score: 2, Informative
      note the double lines around the portrait, one is really text

      Neat. I'm holding an old $5 from 1995 next to a new $5 from 2003. The old $5 has text as the entire outer line, but the newer one only has it for about 1cm of the middle line (there are now three lines) near the name Lincoln.

      I learn something every day.

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    3. Re:Old News by tonywestonuk · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you took a water pistol and sprayed water into the bill slot, it'd short out the electronics of it, and you could push buttons all day to get free drinks. I saw it done a few times. :)
      Could this be taken as armed robbery?

  24. fingerprint by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's more like a fingerprint... find a suspect through the usual methods, and the get a search warrant for his printer. If the two samples match, you can build a case on some strong evidence.

    It's not a magic bullet, just another tool for law enforcement.

  25. Full Disclosure by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't have so much a problem with the technology in this case, but the lack of disclosure by the companies that produce this stuff (or the agencies that "suggest" they do so). I have no idea whether HP discloses this feature in their manuel, but I know when it was revealed that photoshop now has "anti counterfit technology" embedded in it that no one was told about, people were more than a little irate.

  26. Dunno 'bout Xerox... by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But as many HP color lasers I've seen that have all 'Xs' for their serial nos (XXXXXXXXXXXXX) - this wouldn't do much of any one any good for anything.

    And yes - it's possible to re-set the serial numbers via the front panel, on quite a few of the HP colors.

    Now, to just verify that this *is* the serail no that's being 'microprinted' on each page.....

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  27. Re:Those rat b--- by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nobody prints with green ink. That's a primary color in RGB, and surely nobody prints in RGB. The printing primary colors are CYMK: Cyan, Yellow, Magenta, and blacK. No green.

  28. I hate to break your party by the_unknown_soldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hate to break your "They can't stop me i pay cash" party, but i think the idea of these serial numbers is so that if the police suspect someone and have evidence to get a warrant tehy can use printer data to secure a conviction.

  29. HAHAHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if all the tape shows is the back of your head then they can pull out the special software that zooms in on the eyeball of the clerk making the sale to get your reflection!

    Then they'll just run it through the special face recognition software!

    You've been watching a little too much CSI.

  30. The naked truth is... by xv4n · · Score: 3, Funny

    The printer has a hidden GPS receiver (yes it works indoors even inside a cave, it's very sophisticated you know), every time you print something, the current location of the printer is also imprinted in yellow using a secret code impossible to detect by human eye. So, there you have it.

  31. Do people actually register? by kuzb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I never worry about this stuff because unlike some people, I don't race to fill in that warranty/registration card in the box with all my personal information.

    The local retailers I deal with will warranty these items with nothing more than a reciept, which doesn't have any kind of personal information on it. On top of that, if you pay cash (not with a CC/Bank card) how is this serial number useful to them?

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    1. Re:Do people actually register? by wankledot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Because they know the date and time the product was sold, and almost any store that sells a color laser printer will have a video camera.

      Sure, that's hyper-paranoid, but when you're printing counterfeit bills you kinda have to be.

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  32. Re:Those rat b--- by cei · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just curious, but when was the last time someone sold a printer with green ink? Color printers have been CMYK (or more) for as long as I can remember. (Maybe the 7 color ribbon for the ImageWriter II???)

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  33. Too technical by Himring · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Xerox researcher says that the number-embedding chip lies 'way in the machine, right near the laser...'

    ...just past this little doohicky, but to the right of the thingamuhwhachit, but if you get as far as the whatchamacallit you've passed it....

    Darn engineers and their technical mumbo-jumbo....

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  34. bad idea by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I were doing something that I wouldn't want traced back to me, I would assume that any printer would leave unique markings on the paper, on purpose or not. Bullets have rifling marks, tires have unique markings, etc. Those aren't intentional. Also, the paper might be traceable in the same way.

    You can bet there's tricks they don't advertise on the discovery channel, particularly the intelligence agencies.

    You can't be paranoid enough. :)

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    1. Re:bad idea by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the solution is to use a cheap $30 lexmark printer for your illegal acts, then throw it out.

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    2. Re:bad idea by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "But I guess ultimately, if you are going to do something illegal these days there is enough technology around that can 'eventually' track you down."

      I don't know about that.

      I'd dumpster dive for it. People turf those cheap printers without a second thought, and it's probably possible to restore many of them to working order with a bit of care. You can probably get paper and ink that way too.

      Assuming "they" can trace the paper, ink, and printer to the people that bought them, "they"'d still be unable to connect it to you if you don't leave clues on the dumpster or on the paper.

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    3. Re:bad idea by jiggity · · Score: 2, Informative

      the solution is to use a cheap $30 lexmark printer for your illegal acts, then throw it out

      You might want to go offline before Lexmark phones home.

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  35. What about CD-R and DVD+/-R by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've heard that they burn the drive's serial number into every copy they make. Any truth to that?

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  36. Re:Those rat b--- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just hope they don't have to check my wang as evidence.

  37. Re:Privacy... by arose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laws are easy to make. Getting rid of tracking technology once it's there is hard.

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  38. Funny by hawkbug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is hilarious for several reasons.

    1) I never register a printer with the manufacturer after I purchase it. I also don't know anybody else who did either. It's a waste of time and an invasion of privacy.

    2) Let's say a printer was never registered - and it was paid for with cash at a store like Best Buy. Good luck tracking down the buyer.

    3) Even if both the above were not true and the manfucturer knew who originally bought it, one word foils their plans: Ebay. If you buy a printer on ebay, who knows how many hands it's been through before yours. While it is still possible to track it after a sale on ebay, it just got a whole hell of a lot harder.

    1. Re:Funny by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Blockquote the poster:
      "Ebay"


      I was thinking of that as well, and realized it's easier with ebay. You've got a shipping address at least. However, if you bought it at something like a farmer's market or flea market then you're safe. However, they usually won't have counterfeit-strength machinery.

      I remember reading an article a long time ago in Esquire, I believe. Basically the author owned up to counterfeiting in the mid-80s using nothing more than a regular color printer and some paper dyed in tea. He said it worked best to make copies of $20s and use them at stores where you bought a single cheap item and the clerk was usually a bored teen. For example, flower shops. He said convenience stores and such usually were wise to the whole game.

      He said his friend and him made about $1500 in fake money that summer and spent it all that way. They had a close brush near the end and gave up but said that it was pretty easy.

      Like they say, do it big, do it once, disappear. Otherwise you'll get caught.
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  39. Non free and why it's important by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The point is that if people know what they're up against, they can find a workaround. Ideally, these kinds of tricks would be kept secret.

    You don't know what you are up against and I question your ideals. That's the problem with non free software and this crap is definitely non free. This trick is 20 years old, how do you know what other patterns they put in? Subtle changes in letter spacing, and other color manipulation can do the same thing. This kind of thing is very disturbing.

    This is an area where software freedom directly affects real freedom. Speech without anonymity is not free. "Big deal," you might say, "they know a printed page came from a particular printer. So what?" So, if you are using a non free operating system, your print driver might have a back door that responds to requests for information and your ISP can be forced to reveal what IP the correct response came from. Zip, zip, just like that, without any help from retailers, you can be tied to what you thought you were publishing anonymously. You think you are going to get around it with an old typewriter? You might as well be the only person in your city making woodblock prints because everyone will know you are the nutcase with antique printing equipment. The Xerox down at the corner copy shop can put it's mark on every copy you make, and it won't take much doing after that to uniquely identify you.

    The free software foundation and RMS' comparison of non free software to the old Soviet Union, where copy machines were numbered and guarded are right on target.

    You could script a program to 'split' the image so that you print unmarked bands in multiple runthroughs which eventually add up to a full image.

    I suppose you could simply shred your work, but that's what an oppressive government would want anyway. Tell on yourself, throw you work away and wait for the trip to Minilove, the place where there is no darkness.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Non free and why it's important by boodaman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good points, but it is fairly trivial to be 100% anonymous.

      Don't buy new printers, buy used. Don't buy used from eBay or similar, buy used from swap meets, garage sales, etc. Pay cash. Use a firewall. Use open source software instead of the proprietary drivers to print.

      When you install your OS, use all bogus information when filling things out like your user name, host name, etc. Don't use anything that could be traced back to you, like naming your computers after your kids or your dog or whatever. Best case, name your computers "host1" or "cpu1" or something similar.

      Don't use retail gear to do your work...buy used, just like the printer. A Pentium 300 laptop is essentially free on the open market. Do a secure wipe on the hard drive, install OpenBSD, hook up your printer and use a generic driver (no fancy fonts, etc) and you are good to go.

      Buy a 802.11 card on the open market, also with cash. Use a free WiFi hotspot to publish...never go into the place with the hotspot, sit outside (less chance of cameras, etc). Use privacy services, anonymizers, Publius servers, etc to publish your work.

      If you need to make copies, go to any college campus or big city, pick someone off the street, and pay 10 or 20 dollars for them to go in and make the copies for you.

      100% anonymity can be done without too much trouble, as long as you pay attention and stay organized. It never ceases to amaze me that they find people who write worms and other malware...in this day and age, releasing malware with 100% anonymity is trivial.

  40. Anyone able to see these Yellow dots on a Xerox? by jonharrell · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anybody able to see them yet? - I printed a page on a xerox 7700 and scanned it into PShop - Checked the blue channel and it looks like a set of verticle alligned alternating columns (apx 20-30 pix apart) of dots apx 3-6 pixals each of a yellow value...

    -jh

  41. Re:Those rat b--- by hameluck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "we'll you'd hope" is the key.

    Say you print some literature that the government doesn't like. There's all sorts of things the government doesn't like. It doesn't (at least the current republican government) like abortion, marajuana legalization, protests against the war in iraq. You print these up and post them around, pass them out. Laws don't change themselves, it takes action. Disagreeing with a current law is perfectly legal but in the current climate in America might be considered subversive. So if you print them on these printers the FBI can track you down, build a file on you, and perhaps bring Joseph McCarthy back from the dead you commie, tree hugging, pot smoking hippe. That's just an example. Of course you could print money and then the secret service would track you down.

  42. You will never know. by twitter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Thinking about it, adding in a speckled yellow pattern as part of your printing algorithm would work - it would just take a little knowledge of what they print.

    That knowledge would take lots of study to learn and you could never be sure. Printers with enough sophistication to detect currency and refuse to print can pull lots of tricks on you if it detects pattern prints and other investigations. A blank page needs no identification marks at all and the printer may refuse to print any. Subtle variation in letter spacing or shape can have the same effect. Do you know exactly where each pixel in each character you print are supposed to go? Missing pixels can encode a serial number as well as those that are not supposed to be there.

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  43. Re:Those rat b---IAAPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Paralegal school?" I'll thank you not to refer to Clown College in that way.

    *honk honk*

  44. Too damn easy to bypass by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just print on yellow paper when you don't want to be traced and the whole problem goes away. Doesn't work for counterfieting currency- but should work for the odd ransom/extortion note.

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    1. Re:Too damn easy to bypass by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah! You still rely on a piece of potentially traceable technology... with my hate letters (give me money or else ____), I make it a point to cut my letters from various magazines with a straight razor and then glue them to the intended paper (which often too is another magazine page), all while wearing gloves.

      Of course... I would have gotten away with it all too if it wasn't for those pesky kids... and the tracking chips in the glue.

    2. Re:Too damn easy to bypass by JohnPerkins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yellow paper, what? Just because you print in yellow ink on yellow paper doesn't mean it won't show up at some other wavelength. I don't think printing on yellow paper would help you at all.

  45. Famous last words. by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 2, Funny

    'standard mischief won't get you around it.'

    Now that every hacker on the internet knows about it that chip has a life expectancy of . . . maybe friday.

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    Only in a Slashdot fantasy can a Slackware install turn into several hours of sex . . . . .
  46. PROM??? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    a chip located "way in the machine, right near the laser" that embeds the dots when the document "is about 20 billionths of a second" from printing.

    What are the chances that this is in PROM that is burned internally once the serial number is assigned? If so, overwrite it with a new code, perhaps through an undocumented command to the printer controller. After all, you don't think each of these chips is uniquely made, or that they don't have to do something like this to keep them all properly matched to the corresponding external serial numbers.

    Or is it RAM, loaded by the firmware on each power-up? Then change your internal printer serial number. Those things are set during manufacture somehow.

    Or look up Xerox's patent on the process.

    Or swap your yellow, cyan, and magenta toners around, and make the corrections in Photoshop to get the desired image with the transposed colors. They'll be looking for the wrong color dots.

    Or add lots of dots of your own.

    Ever notice that this isn't the only anti-counterfeiting technology that likes to use yellow. Why is that?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:PROM??? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The yellow dots are extremely difficult to see under normal lighting conditions, even with a magnifying glass. You basically have to put the paper under a blacklight or some sort of strong blue light (LED?) to get enough contrast to see them. Essentially it's so that people can't see the tracking dots. If people COULD see them, they'd be throwing these printers at the salespeople.

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    2. Re:PROM??? by thomasdelbert · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yellow is only a primary colour in subractive schemes. In additive, yellow is the combination of red and green.

      - Thomas;

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    3. Re:PROM??? by thomasdelbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Swapping the yellow with another colour won't work. The whole point of using yellow is that it is very difficult to see a tiny speck of yellow printed on white paper (RTFA!). Magenta, black and cyan will stand out on a white background, even when less than 1/300th on an inch, but yellow will not. The only way you can do it is by printing on a similarly coloured paper, like using cyan ink on blue paper.

      - Thomas;

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  47. "Mischief," he says... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "standard mischief won't get you around it."

    It's nice to know that tinkering with a machine I bought and paid for is now referred to as "mischief." I didn't realize they started "licensing" hardware the way some people do software.

  48. Don't forget that feedback path back to the vendor by Dark+Coder · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you install the driver, significant information is sent back to the printer vendor's website.

    What kind of information do you think is sent back to them?

    Unless you can print this using Linux CUPS driver at 4800x4800 (which I've yet to see one).

  49. Fool proof cash generator. by wjsteele · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok... how's this look?

    1). Make your money in your favorite photo editing software.

    2.) Take it to CompUSA/MicroCenter/Frys on a USB Thumb Drive.

    3.) Pop the thumb drive into one of those new printers with the ability to print from there.

    4.) Print Cash in one of their demo printers.

    5.) Use Cash to buy printer.

    6.) Return Printer.

    7.) Get Real Cash.

    8.) Profit.

    Seems complex, but... I have to run... I'm off to CompUSA.

    Bill

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    It's my Sig and you can't have it. Mine! All Mine!
  50. what? by AC-x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Crean describes the device as a chip located "way in the machine, right near the laser" that embeds the dots when the document "is about 20 billionths of a second" from printing.

    what is this gibberish? Why can't the say it's on a chip built into the printer rather then spouting off about the time it takes the electrons to go from the printers CPU to the laser driver.

  51. cumulative effect is overwhelming. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    100% anonymity can be done without too much trouble, as long as you pay attention and stay organized. It never ceases to amaze me that they find people who write worms and other malware...in this day and age, releasing malware with 100% anonymity is trivial.

    The aggravating part is that an upright citizen should not have to go to such great lengths. It seems that 20 years ago, Uncle Sam decided that there should be no more anonymous publications or did not take steps to prevent that from happening.

    Free software helps, but electronic publication is just about impossible and everything you do will have to be checked with a hexeditor. How can anyone effectively communicate without the benefit of digital cameras, for instance? Every little gadget with a serial number is a potential give away. OpenBSD might be good for this, but most free software is built with openness in mind. I used to think OpenBSD was paranoid, now I'm thinking they were right all along.

    You might find some comfort in the fact that your software is not ratting you out, but you have still lost a considerable fraction of your privacy and ability to publish anonymously. When you buy that printer at the swap meet, you can be sure the previous owner was not as careful as you. It will still be linked to a particular city, and further "terrorist" investigation will lead the domestic spys to the swap meet. That's way more information than a government agency would have for an analog printing press. You won't be able to use that printer for anything but your anonymous printing and you will have to keep that on the QT. Analog printing, of course, will stand out like a sore thumb.

    I don't even want to think about how bad things will get with widespread RFID tag use.

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  52. Common knowledge for those who work on them by p51d007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone in the business of repairing any full color laser printer, photo copier etc, is usually told of this in certification class. At least it is when I go to school on these. On our full color copiers & printers, they specifically tell us that if you attempt to make a color copy of any "money" it will lock up, requiring a phone call to unlock it, and a visit from someone in a black suit and dark glasses LOL. We make a blank copy, and get out a high power loop, and you can see the faint yellow microdots that contain the information. A few years ago, some idiot bought a full color copier, and started on one end of the country, driving to the other end passing off phony money. When the treasury agents got the copies, they looked up the serial number and traced it back to the dealer who was more than happy to supply the information, and they got the guys vehicle info (he wasn't smart enough to fudge his name, etc when he bought it) and they caught up with him, with the machine in his van, and loads of fake bills. Personally, I don't care if they put serial numbers on this, you can't see them anyway, plus, if you are STUPID enough to forge documents, you deserve what you get!

  53. I don't think that will work. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Filter out the highest frequency signals and viola..

    You have to do that with every color and it will probably make it impossible to print. If they designed the print so every pixel is a single bang, there are no lower frequency signals.

    Worse, this would have no effect on something subtle like line or character spacing, which could encode a serial number the same way a bar code does. Proper equipment can be set up to detect line spacing serial numbers despite scale and rotation distortion.

    If you don't know what the signal is, your noise might not be helping you.

    What you know is that the US government and every major printing company have conspired to make it impossible to print a document that can not be tied back to the printer. That's creepy and it lends weight to stories that once you might have dismissed as paranoid delusions.

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  54. There is a question remaining... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have seen several arguments here that this is a perfectly harmless technology, and some of those arguments have been logical and valid. However, it still begs one question: If it is such a useful, valuable technology, why are the manufacturers not informing the customers of this "feature" in their instruction manuals or on their packaging? I checked the websites of Canon, HP, and Xerox, including the specifications of several laser printers. In none of the feature or specification listings is it said "Prints unique serial number to easily identify printer of every document!"

    If this technology is so useful, wonderful, and defensible, please feel free to inform those who pay money for your products. They might have a different view to give you. There are legitimate reasons to remain anonymous. (Even if that's just that you want to.) A desire for anonymity doesn't mean that you're doing something illegal, and that mindset is extremely dangerous, getting into the "Well if you don't want cameras in your living room, what do you have to hide?" territory.

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    1. Re:There is a question remaining... by BobaFett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it is such a useful, valuable technology, why are the manufacturers not informing the customers of this "feature" in their instruction manuals or on their packaging?

      I'm sure there are other reasons as well, but how about this one: this way, law-enforcement can quickly weed out stupid counterfeiters and forgers, the "script-kiddies" of fake money. They get arrested and convicted before they get a chance to graduate to more advanced fakes. If the box had a warning, the bar of stupidity would be raised somewhat, instead of just stupid they'd be catching only the extra stupid ones :)

  55. Bad headline by El · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not "tracking everything I print". It's tracking everything printed on my printer that winds up in the hands of law enforcement. It isn't tracking everything I burned or shredded. As a non-criminal, why should I have a problem with paper documents I am distributing being traced back to me? Allowing people to anonymously print documents like Thomas Paine's Common Sense would just get people all riled up and start revolutions anyway...

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  56. OK, so where's a program to read the code? by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Where are programs that read these serial numbers? This could be helpful in many ways, such as tracing phony mail-in campaigns aimed at influencing legislation.

    And is there a page on the web with the "uncopyable" pattern of little circles that identifies European money and prevents printing? That would make a useful background image for web sites.

  57. Canon Color machines. by TalkingToes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Print a Windows Test Page with the color logo in the corner. Use a 10x jewelers scope and a bright flashlight (LED works. Where there is NO print, focus on the paper fibers. You can see the many very tiny yellow dots. 1/600 dpi is really tiny.

    Also, the 'chip' recognises USA and foreign currency, and will discolor any duplication slightly off (ie. greens will be dark or too light). Btw, SS contacts Canon who said to who they shipped the machine. Dealer had better know who they shipped it too.

    Read: http://www.sgrm.com/art20.htm

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  58. The revolution with not be color-printed by dgmckay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technology like this is what forces American criminal organizations to outsource their counterfeting and ransom operations overseas. You're putting American criminals out of work!

  59. Was I seeing these yellow dots, or others? by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Speaking of Kinko's, I worked there for about a year and a half. A lot of the time I'd see yellow dots on color-laser customer originals that was being scanned for enlargement to poster size. I'd always remove them during cleanup, because it was easy if you knew Photoshop. They were really obvious when you blew the image up 450% on the screen to get rid of dust (a dust speck on an 8.5 x 11 will look like a big drop of ink at 36 x 48).

    Up till now I've always assumed the dots I saw (usually in empty areas, and always in a regular, widely-spaced square grid pattern) were the scanner picking up the paper tone as a very light yellow and trying to dither to match. But was I actually seeing these anti-counterfeiting dots? And if so, was I committing a felony by removing them? :)

    I never noticed our Tektronix color lasers (780/7700) putting them on its output, nor the Xerox DocuColor four-color xerographic copiers (DC12/DC2045/DC6060), although the only ones I really gave the eagle-eye inspection to a lot were the DC output since the Teks were in the customer area and we usually only heard about those when they were out of toner or paper. You could see them on the customer originals if you really looked and turned the paper so the light shone off the toner, but you wouldn't notice them if you weren't looking for them.

    And if any of you out there in Kinko-land have a grid chart in your store that gives you enlargement and reduction proportions so you don't have to play with the damned wheel, yeah, I made up that chart.

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  60. Discovering the Number by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work at a check printing company. My gut feeling is that this smacks of a manipulative urban legend rather than a real technology.

    Yes, I'm sure that it is feasible with today's technology, but the expense of doing this on all color printers in the low profit margin color printer market makes me dubious. It will take a law to get all the suppliers to comply and create an "even-playing field" of expense for everyone. The patriotism Xerox demostrates may be commendable that their products are more trackable but it isn't profitable.

    Looking at the problems with the coordination of the ISBN book publishing numbers or the social security numbers makes coordiantion of a secret serial number system that's shared between international suppliers even more absurd. "Oops, we accidentally re-used the secret id numbers for the Xerox printers with these knock-off Zerox printers for Tiger Direct."

    Finding the serial number is a good first step. Refill an empty toner cartridge with black toner. This will not tell you the serial number (you'll have to do comparisons between printers of the same model to get that), but the presence of the serial number should be easier to find. If it's not there with the black toner then it's either a more subtle technology (modulating the laser itself?) or it's not going to be found.

    The great thing about color laser is its comparative cheapness. Dye Sublimation printers were what the check people would use for very impressive mock-ups, but the dye refills were very, very expensive compared to the laser printer refills. Still, when someone in the art department wanted to make a fake United Federation of Planets Passport, they'd go for the dye sub printer when the boss wasn't looking.

  61. Re: Gold-backed currency by flimflam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Note, the USD isnt real, its been fake since 1913 when federal reserve was setup privately, its just paper only worth the trust of the govt in getting income taxes to pay for it.

    Um, I hate to tell you this, but while the US$ may not be "real" in the sense that it directly represents an actual commodity, there is no less trust involved in a gold-backed currency. First of all, how do you actually verify that the apparently gold-backed dollars in your wallet are actually backed by gold? You'd have to turn them in and trust that you'd actually get some amount of gold in exchange. And how do you know that the gold you own is actually worth something? While gold is actually useful, it certainly doesn't have enough intrinsic value to justify its market price. It's value is primarily derived from the speculation of others like you who trust that it will have some enduring value and is therefor a safe investment.

    An interesting story: a friend and co-worker of mine is from Bosnia, and lived with his family in Sarajevo during the war. His mother had saved her gold and jewels believing that they would help them during (or after) the siege. Before the end, however, she ended up trading most of them (they'd be worth a couple thousand dollars, now) for a dozen eggs. It just goes to show the extent to which the relative value of anything can change based on the current situation.

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  62. Re:Those rat b--- by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nobody prints with green ink.

    Nobody at home, maybe. Commercial printers print with all kinds of ink. If a pamphlet, coupon, or package only needs a few colors in block graphics (no complex shadings), it's more practical to use exactly the colors of ink needed than to uce CYM. Color alignment is simpler, and you use less ink.

    Q&D example off my shelves: Dove soap. The package is has only four colors, two for text, one for solid graphics, and one shaded. The printer used four colors: black, deep bluish-green, light bluish-green, and gold.

    The hardback editions of The Neverending Story were also printed with a bluish-green ink.

    Or think of green-lined ledger pages; you think a printer is going to go to the trouble to line up a cyan and a yellow run when he can do one green run and be done with it?

    So it's entirely plausible that an ink manufacturer or a commercial printer had to abandon a particular variety of green ink as being too close to one of the government's protected shades.

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  63. Print the same blank sheet thru lost of printers? by Tangential · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if running the same sheet of paper, printed as a blank page, thru 10-20 printers if it would garble this registration info to the point of uselessness?

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  64. HS soda hacks by r00t · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's two:

    1. Just grab a drink. This works on some machines,
    with some choices of drink, if you have long and
    skinny arms.

    2. Put two pieces of 2-inch clear packing tape
    together, so that the sticky side is in. On one
    edge, include 1/8 inch of a bill. So about 98% of
    the bill is not taped. Give yourself about two
    feet of tape hanging off the bill. Soon after the
    bill goes in, yank it out.

    Note: only do this if you have permission from
    the machine's owner. :-)

  65. Re:very dangerous for all of us by jonfelder · · Score: 2, Informative

    Depends on your definition of freakin' expensive.

    A froogle search for color laser printer pulls up hits under $500. That's roughly a two days wages for me, certainly not freakin' expensive by my definition.

    I imagine most people could afford one if they really wanted it. A few months of saving up (hell if you're a smoker, quitting would get you the cash pretty quick), or a simple credit card purchase with making the minimum payments would easily do it for most I think.

  66. Re:And then there was no anonymous speech. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would be yet another argument against closed source software. If it can tattle to the cops then it can tattle to others. No such backdoor should be present, period. If the shenanigans are implemented on the printer itself then a few simple packet filter rules will damn well keep its traffic contained.

  67. Can anyone see the dots? by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely someone here has a recent vintage color laser printer and a magnifying glass. Can you actually see the dots? Are there a lot on the page, any discernible pattern?

  68. Driver is spyware as well... by sadomikeyism · · Score: 2, Informative
    HP's installation software for the 4 in 1 laserjet 3015 demands you shut down your fire wall and anti-virus software to install the driver. Can anyone say "SPYWARE!"???
    When I took HP's indian tech support weenie to task for this, he tried to insist that there was no spyware (acting all nervous and flustered that I'd make such an insinuation).
    I said, "Dude, I can see the packets flowing out my ethernet port as the driver is installing, don't try to lie to me."
    He replies (in that oh so Indian way of speaking), "Fine, go ahead, jou won't be able to use dee scanner, but jou ken install just dee driver files." (huffing in exasperation)....

    And you thought Dale Gribble was paranoid, I'll show you paranoid....

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  69. Re:Those rat b--- by starman97 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Canon BCi9900 Photo printer uses Red and Green
    inks..

    http://www.dealtime.com/xPC-Canon_Canon_BCI_6_Bl ac k_and_Color_Ink_Tanks_8_Pack_i9900_Photo_Printer

    Basically any inkjet could be refilled with whatever color you like as long as the properties were compatable with the printhead nozzles.

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  70. about 20 billionth's of a second..... by commo1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, let me get this straight..... 20 billionths of a second..... In order to fit 4 bits (assuming 4 bit words as laser commands, best-case scenario, and assuming serial) in as the laser is firing..... you would need 160GHz bandwidth, plus the overhead of the actual "data" to get through. I don't think ribbon cable is quite capable of this inside a printer.

    Combined with the "millimeter sized" dots, I think we have an extreme exaggeration of the facts.... I don't think we can trust the "about every inch" on the page either. More investigation is required.

  71. or... by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... or that it just might give the FBI 10-20 times more clues on where to find the used printers.

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  72. Re:Can you say "Patriot Act"? by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've heard numerous times that the Christian right was a leading force in getting this legislation passed- on Christian TV no less- almost like they're proud of it.

  73. Rebates! by MDMurphy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I guess all this rebate crap really is a government conspiricy.

    Hardly any of us bother to send in any product registration crap. If you have the receipt you've covered for warranty issues.

    But, entice you with a bogus $50 rebate ( which you may or may not get 6-8 weeks later ) and many will gladly give their home address, email address, phone number. Cash the rebate check and you give up your banking info too ( all that stuff they print on the back of the check when you deposit it.)

    If you plan on doing naughty things with your laser printer you'll have to pay cash (not at Costco ) and blow off the rebate.

    Didn't they ID the first World Trade Center bombers when they tried to get the deposit back on the van? Doesnt pay to be greedy.

  74. Re:Those rat b--- by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dont you know that if you have a private life the terrorists win?

    And if you dont They've already won

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  75. Not all Manufacturers Do This by yrte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just happened to be shopping for color laser printers today. After going to some stores to play with them, check the web, we made up a test PDF and loaded drivers on our laptop for all the printers in the running and went to the store and printed our own test pages.

    We had mostly settled on the low-end Minolta 2300DL because it does a better job with photos than the other sub-1K devices. We were also considering the Oki c5150n that has shinier and noisier color output, but surprisingly better text printing. I then ran across this story tonight. How irritating.

    I whipped out my Photon black-light LED and a magnifying glass and there they were. Little yellow dots everywhere on the Minolta output. They are visible with the naked eye in white/unprinted areas because the dots are a slightly different reflectivity than the rest of the paper. A magnifier and black light and it stands out.

    The Oki c5150n printer did not appear to print the spray of yellow dots, for whatever that is worth.

    We are likely to use the printer with our letter head on it in nearly all cases, so that would make 99% of the documents more directly trackable, but it sure is a big put-off to have to add this into the equation of what to buy. More a principle than it is a practical concern.

    But how much is this going to cost me, for this extra feature? The toner for these things is NOT cheap.

    So is there a list of what printers and manufacturers do this? Anyone else have any hardware they can check output from?

  76. Cash kinda guy by Donny+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    > police (I give them money every year)

    Ouch!

    Hopefuly you favor cash so there's no need to worry - unless you use a laser printer to print their names and amounts on the evenlope! ;-)

  77. So that stops the ink? by Teechur007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you print on yellow, and yellow ink is used, it does not stop those that have the means from seeing the ink...it just makes it harder. Yellow ink on yellow paper is unreadable by the human eye perhaps, not impossible to read through chemical analysis.