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Editorial: On the SpikeTV Video Game Awards

The best thing about the SpikeTV Video Game Awards show was that it was "only" two hours long. And that's really sad. Now that the business side of gaming has gained some attention, the next hurdle the gaming industry should be attempting to clear is an artistic one: games will never be seen as equals to movies or television if they and the culture that surrounds them are represented the way they were last night. The industry can do better. Read on for my reaction to last night's train wreck of an awards show. The concept of an awards show for video games probably strikes some people as counterintuitive. While movies and television are investments of a handful of hours on the viewer's part, even the shortest story-based games take ten hours or more to complete. The personal nature of the video gaming experience means that gaming is a highly subjective genre of entertainment. Even more so than for movies and television, people have very specific gaming preferences. Attempting to quantify that experience across the board may seem like a bad idea at the outset.

That said, I think that an awards show is a good idea for the industry. At the very least, having an awards show with some gravitas would be a great way to put a public stamp of approval on the hard work that development houses put into their games. Games and movies can both take years to make, with certain games having development cycles longer than the lifespan of the average household pet. That kind of commitment by the artists, developers, designers, and producers should be rewarded in some way. If a game is good, I'm sure the big fat checks they get are plenty of reward. There's still something at work in an awards show, though. I bet if you asked a big name actor who's has been in a financially successful film and also won an award which he remembered more you're going to get "the awards ceremony" as an answer every time.

If an awards show in general is a good idea, I believe the debacle that SpikeTV broadcast last night was actually counter-productive for the gaming industry. As far as I could tell, the show had little to do with games, and everything to do with advertising. "Most Addictive Game Fueled by Mountain Dew"? Come on! If the Oscars had categories like "Best Comedy driven by Ford" or "Best Female in a Leading Role with makeup by Revlon" would you take them seriously? The night was a never-ending cascade of scantily clad women, rap, "extreme" stuff, rap, people who had nothing to do with games, and rap.

It's very interesting to me that, at least in my time zone, just after the awards show ended an episode of X-Play that I really wanted to see came on. Aside from the fact that the X-Play folks are (refreshingly) actual gamers, this particular episode had a piece with Morgan Webb covering the Child's Play charity auction from last week. Seeing Gabe and Tycho in tuxedos was excellent in and of itself. Above and beyond that, the disparity between the crass tenor of the awards show and the tone of the charity auction was striking. From what little I saw of the auction, it didn't seem somber at all. Jokes were cracked and everyone seemed to be having a good time. The difference is that the audience and organizers were there to celebrate games and children in a respectful manner.

And that, for me, is the biggest complaint I have about the awards last night. The show showed absolutely no respect to the games themselves. From the Video Game Ombudsman's commentary: "A selection of graphics adjectives used on the show - "slammin'," "great," "amazing," "hot visually," "so sick." That kind of shallow analysis is why games aren't art in the minds of a lot of people. Katamari Damacy is a very worthwhile game, but graphics and the "slammin-ness" of the game have nothing to do with that. Katamari is a good game because of a great (and simple) design, a development team that purposely looked for a unique style of gameplay, and a quirky and original soundtrack. I want an awards show that actually says things like that.

It could be great, too! The Oscars have a board that votes on the movies, and the Academy members are made of folks from the movie industry. I say the same style would be a useful format for games with some slight changes. The Oscars send around DVDs of all the nominee films to the Academy. Forcing a large group of people to play the number of games that would be required would be just cruel. That would mean hundreds of hours of gameplay just to be qualified to vote. It would be a much better idea to split up the field into bodies of relevant people. Have thirty or so folks involved in the RTS genre, say, from developers to producers to fan site owners review a set of five or six games and then vote accordingly. Have a Media Choice Award where game review organs like Gamespot, Game Informer, and X-Play, who have presumably played most of the field, can have their say. Have voting for the Game of the Year award be an industry-wide event, with everyone from an EA developer to a Sony Online Customer Service Rep to an IGDA member having a chance to say their piece. Voting via website is fine if you're taking a Slashdot poll -- making a representative, evaluative statement about a field of entertainment for an entire year should be slightly more involved.

I have enough problems in my day without having to explain to my family why a show honoring the entertainment I love is populated mostly by underdressed women in angel costumes. Once a year, wouldn't it be nice to put the scruffy, anti-social gamer stereotype behind us? To sit down and watch some very intelligent people in tuxedos and gowns get their due for providing us so much entertainment? Seriously, wouldn't it be great to see John Carmack present an award? Or get to listen to a Wil Wright acceptance speech? A gaming awards show taken seriously would be a sight to see. Even if that never happens, please -- enough with the Spike-style awards shows.

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  1. zonk by daniil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who is this guy, Jon Katz under a false name?

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    1. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It probably means that it reinforces all the horrible disproportianate Barbie-esque way women get portrayed in video games.

      Most every video game within the last 6 years up until recently always had some Big Booby McBoob character who had no reasonable explanation for why they are dressed the way they are. Think Unreal II, Heavy Metal FAKK, etc. FAKK was so bad about this. All the female characters had shrunken head syndrome, but had boobs three times the size of their head (per boob).

      Alyx from Half-Life 2 looks to be an excellent turnaround from all this, though.

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    2. Re:zonk by zapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that there are *not* more Victoria's Secret model type women out there - but by being constantly exposed to the few that do exist (both real via media, and the artificial ones), subconciously you come to expect all women to look like that. This means you are limiting the number of real women, who are still quite attractive, which you consider dateable.

      On the other side of the gender spectrum, women feel if they don't look like a VS model, then they don't have any sex appeal.

      That said, Victoria's Secret models do make the best wallpapers ;)

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    3. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      " A guy in a bar is shallow and looking strictly for a braggable piece of ass."

      Hmm...ok, much as I hate to feed the troll..but, really, why do you say that? Plenty of nice people go to bars..men and women.

      Heck, where the hell else are you supposed to meet people these days? Certainly dangerous to try to date people at work. I guess you could meet people online, but, I do prefer to see them in person first....you just can't trust an online picture, ya know?

      "You, however, are a fucking pig. Kill yourself immediately."

      Gotta guess you've been dumped or something lately? A little harsh for a guy just giving an honest opinion...one that's been formed largely by, guess what....other men. Sorry, but, that's the way we think largely. We're visually oriented beings...and we look for good looks first....

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    4. Re:zonk by stor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that there are *not* more Victoria's Secret model type women out there

      Wrong. Women who look as flawless as Victoria's Secret models don't exist in the first place.

      Sorry to burst your fantasy bubbles dudes but my girlfriend is a designer in the advertising industry. Do you have any notion of how much airbrushing goes on? They spend countless hours on an area of skin about 5cm^2. ALL flaws (no matter how small... 1 hair off is not acceptable) are airbrushed out. Women are given hour-glass figures and perfect skin, etc by artists/designers.

      Probably about 40% of what you see is just artwork, not real. You'd be shocked to see the before and after pics.

      My mum is a psychologist and is dealing with some young women with eating disorders influenced partly by this bs. It's frightening how people think that these women are actually real. I got my girlfriend to provide my mum with a folio of evidence (don't worry she asked the company first: to their credit they were very accomodating).

      Suckers.

      Cheers
      Stor

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  2. Isn't this what journals are for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boring things that 99.9% of people don't want to read?

    Yeah, you've got an opinion. Guess what, you're not special.

  3. wrong by spac3manspiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mixing Snoopdog with videogames is simply sad and a disgrace to videogames.

  4. To Summarize... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA.

    Of course, this is completely wrong in most ways and its not a surprise that any 'real' gamer thinks the award cermony was trash.

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    1. Re:To Summarize... by bob670 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are confusing the classic "geek" gamer archetype, which probably represents you and I pretty well, versus the more typical "gamer" today, which you decribed perfectly. You only had to drive by a store during the Halo 2 release to see what the typical "gamer" has become, and it ain't us.

    2. Re:To Summarize... by Deathlizard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Last year. I said that they should have called the VGA's something like "WWE Most Xtreme Beach Volleyball Def Jam Vice City Madden Football challenge with Funkmaster Flex."

      This year, Im going to go with "EA Sports Xtreme Beach Def Jam San Andres Pro Skater Football with Funkmaster Flex."

      I dont know who the hell this show even appeals to. I dont have anything wrong with Hip Hop or Rap but geez its a video game awards show not a music awards show. Seriosly the first 10 minutes was a Gansta Rap War that was half censored. Most of the Stars of this thing were rappers or skateboarders. and Frankly, the only reason to even watch this was for Motley Crue (again not VG related), which they cut off in the end. This is a Video game awards show that I swear to god thinks it's some sort of music awards show.

      Frankly, this article has it on the money. What needs to happen is let gamers take this over. I know I'm going to take a ton of flak for this, but G4 really needs to take this off of SpikeTV's hands. Sure it will suck but at least it will be game related instead of T&A filled Rappers Delight, and the one awards show G4 had was a much better show than this thing ever was, and thats saying something.

      Second, screw the "Viewers Choice" voting that SpikeTV does. All thats ever going to win that is Madden and the like even though they did nothing innovative or groundbreaking. I agree that what needs to happen is a Oscar like board of professional Video game reviewers, programmers and people directly associated with the industry to nominate and award.

      Third. The Advertising goes away, pure and simple. No promoting of awards, games or anything in particular. Half of this show was video game previews and acts based on most of the games that won awards. The minute you saw all the Promos for San Andreas you already knew it won GOTY hands down. The "Most addictive game fueled by Dew" presented by Virgin mobile and Moutain Dew is a perfect example of whats got to go away.

      Frankly, at this point, I dont think this show could ever be saved. The Gaming public has been so scorned by these last two showings that I can't see SpikeTV possibly getting out of the deep hole they dug. I'm frankly amazed that gamers watched this one because the only reason I watched it is because I cant stop watching a train wreck. I'm guessing the same goes for most of the gaming public out there.

    3. Re:To Summarize... by faust2097 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's funny because Madden, Grand Theft Auto and Tony Hawk are some of the best-made, most consistently quality titles being released right now. And it doesn't take them 5 years to release a game that can be beaten in 6 hours.

      The entire concept of the 'real' gamer and the "gamer lifestyle" is what leads to pandering garbage like the Spike awards. The more of a market segment you try to make yourself the more attractive you become to advertisers and therefor the more crappy television gets made for you. Since 18-30 year old males are watching less television than ever before advertisers are desperate to try to market to them. Did you notice that most of the sponsors were not game companies?

      Most people who buy and play games do so as a side hobby and they have no interest in being 'real' gamers. They just play games that they enjoy and live the rest of their lives. The actual gamer population crosses all demographic lines and is more diverse than you can imagine. Just because that guy at EB talking about Madden accidentally elbowed you and made you drop the copy of Harvest Moon you were looking at doesn't give you any special rights as a "gamer" as opposed to a frat boy.

    4. Re:To Summarize... by Catnapster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You haven't met the "God of Death" FPS-geek archetype, have you?

      He can't see because he keeps his eyes an inch away from the screen for pixel-perfect aim. He can't hear because he blasted his eardrums to smithereens listening to Slayer at a LAN party. He can't taste because he shoveled one too many piping-hot slices of pizza into his mouth in a hurry to get back to the deathmatch. He can't feel because his Slayer T-shirt is too damn big and covers his entire body. These strange and unholy creatures perceive the outside world only through scent.

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    5. Re:To Summarize... by DaFallus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's funny because Madden, Grand Theft Auto and Tony Hawk are some of the best-made, most consistently quality titles being released right now.

      Are you fucking serious? Madden? How the hell could you ever call Madden one of the best-made games with consistent quality? The game is consistent alright, because they release the same fucking game every year. The only difference between releases is some minor roster changes and graphics tweaks.

      Even though I'm a gamer, I have to tell all of you Madden fans out there to get a life. If you want to play football, then play football, outside, with friends. If you want to go on a murderous rampage, then sit down and play some GTA.

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  5. Media by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This attitude will change when the media stops portraying gamers the same way they portray internet child predators -- weird, pasty white guys with no lives who cause trouble, e.g. Columbine. Games are a scapegoat for the media, why give them any credit?

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  6. They're only video games! by TrollBridge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I didn't bother wasting my time on this show, I can only wonder why the producers (and everyone else involved) did. However I have to disagree with one part of this editorial.

    "And that, for me, is the biggest complaint I have about the awards last night. The show showed absolutely no respect to the games themselves."

    These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie. While I can see how this show may have demeaned, in many ways, the hard work of the developers, but these aren't productions worthy of prestigous critical acclaim.

    Just my $0.02.

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    1. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie.

      Did you just compare a symphony orchestra to a blockbuster movie? Did you just imply that a blockbuster movie has more depth, or more art than a video game? Have you seen any blockbuster movies in the last 10 years? I'm sorry but most people go to see blockbuster movies because they are fun and because you don't have to think very hard.

      The top three blockbusters right now are: Ocean's Twelve, Blade: Trinity, and National Treasure. Yeah, that's some real art for you.

    2. Re:They're only video games! by which+way+is+up · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all, no one watches award shows for the awards...

      They watch it for the colorful musical guest appearances, and a glimpse of celebrity breast in tight fitting low cut dresses.

    3. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I was to say a mouse is not a dog and a mouse is not a cat would I be comparing a dog and a cat?

      No. But neither is that what he said. What he did was state a property on one subject, and then state that two other objects were not [similar to] that object. The implication is that the stated property was the way in which they are differentiated from it, hence they are similar in that they do not share that property.

      A closer comparison would be:

      These are mice, they are small. It's not a dog, it's not a cat.

      The above sentence implies (but does not state) that dogs and cats are not small, they are large as compared to mice. You will note, I did not state that what the original poster implied was something he stated. I asked if that was what he was trying to say.

    4. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you SEEN Ocean's 12?

      Nope.

      but Ocean's 12 is as great as Ocean's 11

      ...and that does not exactly motivate me. I did see Ocean's Eleven and it was a passable remake, although I was not exactly blown away by the acting. Now the sequel to a remake, of a movie I thought was clever, and moderately entertaining does not exactly make me want to spend good money on it. Maybe I'll see it at the cheap theater, if it is convenient. The choice quote from Mr. Cranky is "It's not unlike watching the monkeys at the zoo. The monkeys are entertaining as long as they're playing with the tires and swinging from the ropes, but once they start throwing their own feces at the window, it's time to move on to another exhibit." which is really not too bad of a review from him. Did this movie really contain something truly artistic on the level of a great orchestral work? Were you moved by it in a meaningful way? Was it great art, or just fun entertainment?

    5. Re:They're only video games! by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny



      no kidding... how can you compare that dreck with something so sublime and beautiful as the complex intertwined plot of DOOM,

      your on mars... and there are DEMONS!

      you cant make that shit up!

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    6. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know why you are being so pedantic. You actually think that if someone says cats and dog are bigger than mice, it is not appropriate ask if they are implying that cats are really big, or nearly as big as dogs?

      This person made the trollish claim that blockbuster movies are more artistic than video games and are attended for artistic value not for fun. I incredulously questioned their judgment and asked for clarification. And you, well you decided to start a semantic argument about what was or was not implied by the original statement, something about which I had just asked a question. What exactly are you trying to say here? Do you have a point or are you just really, really bored?

  7. Well... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 5, Funny
    All of your points are valid and EXTREME TO THE MAX!!

    Seriously, 'slammin article with some wicked good points.

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    1. Re:Well... by Jason+Ford · · Score: 3, Funny

      Poochie? Is that you?

      Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
      Itchy: He's totally in my face.
      -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

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  8. You lost me with... by bob670 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the analogy to the Oscars, look how many absolute crap movies get nominated and win Oscars every year. The real problem is that we have turned gaming in to such a big business, which explains why so many crap games get released every Tuesday. Maybe there is a paralell between Hollywood and the games industry, but not the one you want to draw...

  9. Are you Serious by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    These are video games.... you really think that this should be as serious as the Oscars. And by the way, exactly what is wrong with scantily clad females?

    1. Re:Are you Serious by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are movies any more serious? Did Titanic really change any ones lives? did some one get some great epiphany from watching the LoTR? I'm not saying that games should be elevated to the level of movies, I think that everything else should be lowered to games. Movies, TV shoes, Music. Games. It's all entertainment. I don't think any group on it's own is better than any other. All this prestige that surrounds the Oscars, Grammies Emmys Etc is in my humble opinion dumb.

      I was going to end this with a movie or a song that breaks the rules I have laid out above but I can't think of any. If they do exist they don't get the recognition they deserve.

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    2. Re:Are you Serious by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By that token, why are fiction books so serious? Did War and Peace really change anyones life? Did someone get a great epiphany reading To Kill a Mockingbird or A Farewell to Arms?

      You can tell a great story in any form, books, TV, movies, or in a video game. The truly great ones don't need an award.

      Most of the best movies I've seen never won an Oscars, most of the best books I've read never won a pulitzer, most of my favorite TV shows don't win Emmys, and most video games I really like won't get 9 stars at EGM or win any votes. It's irrelevant.

      Being popular doesnt mean being great, and take awards shows for what they are - popularity contest. At some point some group, large or small, votes on the winners using whatever arbitrary method they use. There are no metrics, nothing you can measure to say "this game is bigger/faster/better than that one".

      People like zonk need to be told what to like or dislike and/or constantly reassured that they like/dislike the same things as everyone else.

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  10. Was it just me... by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...or did it seem like every other nominee was an EA game? I swear, EA had at least two games in almost every category, and the ones it was in, it tended to win.

    I found it annoying, like an even worse interpretation of an awards show than MTV's typical fare.

    1. Re:Was it just me... by legirons · · Score: 2, Funny

      "did it seem like every other nominee was an EA game? I swear, EA had at least two games in almost every category, and the ones it was in, it tended to win"

      They must have been working overtime on it...

  11. Re:wow by Urgo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh that reminds me.. Today comcast is moving g4techtv from the pay-extra digital package to the basic package according to a letter they mailed out last month... So now everyone can see how comcast screwed over techtv and how gaming isn't really that interesting to devote a whole chan to it. I miss the old zdtv/techtv.

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  12. Not academy equivalent by Mage+Inq. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't give SpikeTV Video Game Awards much creedance. It's like taking Blockbuster Awards too seriously. The audience for SpikeTV is hardly academically minded, so the show caters to its audience. No surprise there. TV is a vast wasteland anyway.

  13. Developers and games. by achacha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Name two developers that wrote/designed/coded the game you really like... can't think of any, but most people can rattle off B-actor/actress names. Our society is very much about visual appeal and instant gratification, the people behind the schenes are often forgotten and ignored.

    1. Re:Developers and games. by Kirby-meister · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That analogy is pretty off.

      The developers who code the games are like the production crew of a movie. Those who worked on sound, camera work, and the locale. I doubt the majority of movie-goers don't care about them.

      The closest thing to a movie actor analog in the videogame world is probably the main character of a game. And a lot of gamers can easily rattle off many video game leads and memorable characters.

    2. Re:Developers and games. by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Who hasn't heard of Shigeru Miyamoto? Sid Meier?

      Virtually everybody.

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  14. Woah, wait. by Sagara+Sozou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember, Spike is the first network for men, NOT the first network for nerds. I feel that Spike is trying to make the awards for those average Joes who like to play GTA and such, and don't have the time for in depth analysis of certain points of games. We're only part of the market guys, we shouldn't be selfish and count out the rest of the world. What may be a train wreck for us, may be a good time for others.

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    1. Re:Woah, wait. by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And this is MY biggest complaint. Spike TV is NOT A NETWORK FOR MEN. I'm sorry but real men (not adult males) don't spend all their time looking at scantaly clad women and big trucks and stuff like that. I HATE that image. It is terribly demeaming. You think the images of women on TV are bad? What about men? 9 out of 10 times on sitcoms they are portrayed as sex crazed idiots (and you're starting to see that in dramas too). Not all shows are like that, but they seem to be more and more common. Where are the "Father Knows Best" and "Andy Griffith" shows now?

      Spike TV is not the first network for men. It's the first network for horny adolecents who what to THINK they are adults and dumber adult males. The only reason I've ever watched Spike TV has been MacGyver or a Star Trek. But their origional content, and their ads (first time I ever saw "male enhancement" ads other than SPAM was on Spike) are just demeaning to any guy with a brain.

      I HATE them. Real men wouldn't find that kind of crud entertaining. If you don't agree with me, I guess that means that I have a much higher standard for "man" than you, for better or worse. Sorry for the rant.

      PS: For more on TV making men look terrible, read "The War Against Boys", which talks about that issue and many more. Facinating book.

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    2. Re:Woah, wait. by Insanity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To merely say that sitcoms show men as sex-crazed idiots is understating the severity of the problem. Far worse, sitcom men are ineffectual, incompetent, and willing to endlessly abase themselves in pursuit of sex.

      It may have been funny at some point, but the prevalance of these roles has reshaped the definition of man from a competent and capable individual to a blithering buffoon who, despite his deficiencies, manages to fuck scores of vapid women. He has the intellectual and emotional maturity of a teenager. He is considered successful if, in addition to women, he has pointless material things of status.

      Truly, this is what we should all strive to emulate.

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  15. Think Grammies, not Oscars... by meganthom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the problem here was that you were hoping for an Oscars-type awards show, when the previews clearly indicated it would be more on the level of Grammies/People's Choice. I like the idea of a games award show, too, but realistically, anything the televise (especially on the so-called "television for men" channel) is going to go after the teeny-boppers and dolts. They have money, and it's easy to entertain and please them.

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  16. 2 hours long was 45 minutes too long. by KajiCo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably the worst awards show ever. What was up with all the celebrities accepting the awards for the developers? Can't there be a decent award show without hollywood getting their dirty hands in it?

  17. 2 things. by Too+Many+Secrets · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. It was on Spike. Not NBC. Not Fox. Not even the game show network. They have no advertisers, so they have to advertise during the show. (Watch the commercials sometime, most of the commercials they show are for their OWN SHOWS).

    2. What's the problem with rap? Video games feature prominently in the mainstream african american community, while in the white community they are still by and large considered "childish" or "geeky". Know your audience my friend, that's what it is all about. You do know that Snoop is putting out a GTA type game right?

    Sheesh, geeks are so out of touch sometimes.

  18. Agreed by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    games will never be seen as equals to movies or television if they and the culture that surrounds them are represented the way they were last night.

    I agree completely, I saw it on the channel bar and eagerly switched over expecting some real information, reviews, demos etc. I watched for about 5 seconds before I went back to what I was watching before. What I saw was so rediculous that I specifically avoided that channel for the rest of the night so as not to incur any more brain damage.

    I am one 29 year old gamer of many in their 20s 30s and 40s who would request a bit more maturity and relevance.

    Targetting specific demographics just alienates everyone else. Note to the producers: Next time try focusing on the games.

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  19. Get over yourself by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Noone in the world takes the "spike video game awards" seriously.

    I saw no boxes on the shelves at Best Buy proudly proclaiming "Winner of 18 spike video game awards".

    They have nothing to do with the industry. They're like the Blockbuster awards or the results of the Nickelodeon Kids election.

    You're frankly a moron for wasting the time watching, let alone writing about it.

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  20. Redundant by allenw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given that this was on SpikeTV, this editorial isn't really necessary, is it? [Does anyone actually watch that channel on a regular basis?]

  21. Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Spencerian · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not just that one show. Spike TV changed format about a year ago to male-oriented programming from its roots as The Nashville Network (TNN). TNN originally showed some country music-oriented programming, but became more mainstream in its latter years as it began to compete with TBS and other national entertainment channels.

    Apparently someone at Viacom (owners) got a bee in their ass that the Lifetime Oh-My-God-Judith-Light-Is-On-AGAIN Network and the Oxygen (deprivation) women's oriented networks needed some competition. I think, however, that like some women claim about us men, that the Viacom men were caught programming with the wrong head.

    Spike TV is a travesty of programming for men with moronic tastes, and I mean STOOOPID. They could not take the tack that the Fine Living Channel took, or even pair up with known good magazine formats and features such as that found in "Mens Health", "Esquire", "GQ" or even "Playboy" magazines, opting instead to rot our brains with tripe that makes "Maxim" and "Stuff" magazines seem like professional and academic thesis journals.

    WTF were they thinking? The only thing good on Spike are spoadic episodes of "Star Trek-TNG", but you have to dodge commercials of the recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows to watch it.

    Not even Comcast fucked up this big when they acquired TechTV, ripped a few vital organs from it for G4, then killed TTV. At least you can see a little TTV in the Frankensteinian G4.

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  22. I saw no reason to watch... by scotay · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...without any hope ODB might bum rush the podium and take the Gamey from the Half-life 2 team while drunkenly proclaiming Wu-tang had the engine with the best dynamic lighting and physics.

  23. Incorrect assumptions. by Telastyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 'editorial' assumes 2 things which are largely incorrect.

    Firstly, that we actually respect the Oscars, and that they themselves aren't completely shallow renderings of that industry. Awards shows aren't respected anymore. They've become popularity contests at best, and an annual soap opera at worst.

    Secondly, that Spike was actually targetting the gamer culture, which they weren't. Remember that the most played game of all time is Windows solitare. Deer hunter, myst, and roller coaster tycoon are among the top selling pc games of all time.

    1. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by Jason+Ford · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obligatory Simpsons quote:

      (On the subject of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence)

      Lisa: "This show is the biggest farce i ever saw"
      Bart: "What about the Emmys?"
      Lisa: "I stand corrected"

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  24. Been there... by kanotspell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I accidently got into last years awards as a seat filler and was not all that impressed. The whole show was just a marketing circle jerk for some game companies and SpikeTV. Every table had a rep from the game company, a big name celeb, and a spiketv celeb. At my table Ray Liotta was extremely adgitated to be there, John Henson was nervously studdying his lines, the rep for GTA was on the phone with his family the whole time, and sadly Jenna Jameson never sat in here assigned seat next to me.

  25. Having worked in the Record industry... by noblesse+oblige · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I was lucky enough to have worked in a startup record company headed by one of the major players in the Emmy awards. I remember one company meeting where the twenty five year old CEO of the company announced some good news... (I paraphrase)
    ...and three of our bands have made it. We feel pretty good that they were accepted even before we started working on the awards promoters
    Wow, the behind the scenes politics were a real revelation about awards shows. Now, more cynical and jaded I watch them as contests of politics among some of the shmooziest that the good ol' USA has to offer. Its a contest of promoters and record companies. This could be, as Zonk points out, a real ticket to the mainstream zone. But as for myself, I echo the comments of a member of the Who during an MTV music awards 'Rock and Roll has really grown up. Here we are in tuxedos and ties. What a bummer'.
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  26. Paid Advertisement by Malicious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all of the money floating around to promote videogames, I can't help but figure the fix was in. There's no acadamey, we don't know who voted for these games specifically. I say it was fixed.
    There's not a single Internet reviewer or published magazine who doesn't get their palms greased to give a good review now and then. EA has proven that they're willing to sell out in their games, and now they're buying awards as well.
    Spike's award show was nothing more than a paid advertisement complete with titties to lure the average jock into wanting to buy stuff.. uh.. yeah.. huh...

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  27. For Those Who Don't Get It by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love the Katz haters, the young ones, the immature out there ready to beat down this editorial with the typical "They're just games! Stop taking them so seriously!"

    Well, that's what people have said about many professions and artistic ventures. The fact is, many years of work and people's lives are wrapped into these games.

    When you do a $40 million (yes, forty million) dollar game project, you run your dev team in the ground to ship it (see: EA Wife), you struggle with design and features and usability and publishing it on 3 different platforms...well, to sit back and trash it out with Tara Clueless Reid and basically say that all games are just rap videos with an interface...it's disheartening.

    It doesn't encourage growth in the industry toward more unusual and original IP/ideas because one of the best things about the Grammys and Oscars is that it recognizes Dark Horses that usually get a huge boost in record sales or box office because they were recognized.

    I see a classy, well done and thoughtful award show on video games as a good thing. Let's just face the facts: Spike TV isn't going to provide it.

    What's best about this situation is that both of these shows could coexist. You can have your cake (Spike TV) and eat it too (nice, classy show attended by actual important game designers and developers).

    I think it would be amazing to have a true video game award show with a host to provide funny banter but at the same time shuttup and let John Carmack accept his Landmark Award (or whatever it would be called) for his achievement in the art of programming and making game technology.

    We need this type of recognition so that big games can get the recognition they deserve and little games can get their due limelight.

    There is nothing wrong with doing a classless show. But there is also something to be said for having a show full of it, complete with respect, something that the Spike TV show simply refused to provide.

    1. Re:For Those Who Don't Get It by realityfighter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Right now the only real metrics for determining if a game is good or not are the advertising put out by the game maker, and the endorsements of various "street" sources: other gamers, sites like Penny Arcade, etc. It would be nice to have a reliable way of promoting good games, such as a respected Award or a Cannes Game Festival.

      I have a feeling, though, that the industry isn't going to help. At this point, they make a lot of money by selling a large range of products, some of which are pure crap, and advertising every game as an innovative blockbuster. Why would they want us giving out awards that make our purchasing choices clearer?

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  28. Samuel L. Jackson by andman42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably the worst awards show ever. What was up with all the celebrities accepting the awards for the developers?

    I only caught a few minutes, but it was terrible. The "highlight" for me was when Samuel L. Jackson accepted the Game of the Year award for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas but kept referring to it as "Grand Theft Auto 2."

    How many other award shows have people accepting honors for things they know nothing about? It was a joke.

  29. Its an awards show! by bludstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Awards shows are worthless.

    All of them.

    Always have been, always will be.

    Expecting more from a Televised awards ceremony is fairly foolish. You would be better off spending your time actually playing the games.. or, heck, even spouting worthless drivel in a thread _ABOUT_ awards shows on tv.. on slashdot. ...what?

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  30. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by glenrm · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Halo 2 had a bigger opening weekend then any album or movie ever.

  31. There is a "real" vg awards show by dilbert627 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There actually is a more 'Oscar-like' videogame awards show: The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences has an awards show every year, although to my knowledge, it's never been televised. This is the type of awards show that actually does the 'art form' of gaming justice. Also, each year they induct people into the "Hall of Fame". Previous inductees include Miyamoto, Will Wright, John Carmack, etc. (and if you want to see acceptance speeches, they have some of them online)

  32. The best way to prevent this from happening again. by phaln · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...is to:

    1: Not watch.

    2: Ensure that pissed-off gamers put in their say with SpikeTV.

    3: Point out how the negative aspects are doing more damage than good for the industry on the whole.

    4: Offer a feasible solution that might get gamers promoting it themselves.

    Hopefully something respectable that really represents the industry will take hold. One can wish.

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  33. Missing the key ingredient by enjo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What sells a video games award show?

    Answer: Absolutely nothing. The Oscars are carried by the star power of the people receiving those awards. It's not about the Movies themseleves, but the people in them.

    Games, on the other hand, are faceless beasts. Giving an award to an animator is nice, but no one really CARES about that particular animator. Outside of the very highest reaches of video game fandom.. it simply means nothing.

    This is why they have to trick up the show so much.. They where banking that people would be drawn to the video game piece, but realized no one would stick around to see some bearded programmer get an award for best physics..

    Video games need an awards show.. just not on TV.

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  34. X-Play! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah. Give me a ketchup-splattered, katana-weilding Morgan Webb in a "Kill Bill" satire over some pointless parade of dumbass whores any day of the week, Pedro. Listening to Howard Stern give simple IQ tests to these stripper types over the years has actually turned me off to women like that. Seriously, some of them can't answer the question, "Who is the President right now."

    And Adam Sessler may get goofy, but it's a self-referential type of goofiness that's funny. The best part of X-Play is that they spend the whole review showing extensive and varied game footage. No one else does that.

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  35. here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I was going to end this with a movie or a song that breaks the rules I have laid out above but I can't think of any. If they do exist they don't get the recognition they deserve.

    Songs are a little tricky, because they aren't very long. It is tougher to pack a message in there. But as far as movies go...

    Fahrenheit 9/11. Regardless of what your opinion of it is, it got people across the nation talking and thinking about the issues at hand. To paraphrase a comedian "You didn't hear people arguing about whether the guys in the movie 'White Chicks' really could have been mistaken for women."

    Bowling for Columbine. This movie hit me. I haven't looked at the popular media the same way since. On the way home from the theater, as my wife and I were talking about how the media uses scare tactics, we heard a radio commercial for the local news: "Could the milk you buy and give to your kids cause serious health problems? Tune it to Fox News at 9:00 to find out."

    Schlinder's List. It may not have changed the world, but it was quite a powerful film.

    There are other movies out there that have very interesting perspectives and kind of slip beyond pure entertainment. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a good one. Anything that is visually interesting can be more than just mindless entertainment. Spirited Away, The Cell (save the bad acting), The City of Lost Children. Some re-tell classic tales, like O Brother Where Art Thou? I am sure I am forgetting some big ones, but you get the idea. Movies CAN be more than just mindless entertainment, and honestly who cares if they get an award for it? Do you think it will matter if Quake or Half-Life get a lifetime achievement award?

    I didn't see the awards show, but I would guess that it was pretty representative of the game industry. That is, after all, what award shows represent - the industry. Even the MTV Movie Awards, which was interesting the first few times it aired (with their innovative categories like Best Kiss and Best Fight Scene) has become tired and stale. It is quite representative of the MTV industry (if you will).

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    1. Re:here is a movie or two for you by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 3, Funny
      I didn't see the awards show, but I would guess that it was pretty representative of the game industry.

      Indeed. It's a little known fact, but most video games are developed by rappers and Victoria's Secret models. Few people truly appreciate Snoop Dog's mad-3d pipeline optimizing skillz.

    2. Re:here is a movie or two for you by Shihar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine really made me think too. Before I went into the theater I thought that only in North Korea could someone shovel a ton of propaganda down your throat in a two hour period... then I watched Bush administration officials getting make up put on, a grainy image of Bush getting ready to speak before the entire nation, and Bush officials shaking hands with ARABS IN HEADRESSES (the headdress means they are 3vil). After watching that shit and the lack of outrage by democrats at someone airing the most blatant propaganda I have ever seen as an American, I was very happy to vote for neither of the fuckers. I had no intentions of voting for Bush, but after watching Kerry supports eat that shit up, I was pretty happy not to vote for him either.

      Sure, I reacted by telling people my disgust at the layers and layers of propaganda heap on top of a 10 minute story of how bad war was (the only vaguely worthwhile part of the movie). But you know what? I would have also reacted if someone had shown me a KKK training video, the animated telling of Mein Kampf, or three hours of North Korean television - and then cheered after words.

  36. Oscars and Spike Show Have Much in Common by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea that the Oscars aren't a marketting orgy and somehow represents an introspective look at an industry at itself is silly. The Oscars have always been a self-congratulatory social event. Given that the only "independent" films you see are distributed by Miramax (Disney) and Fox Searchlight illustrate that this is a glorified advertisement for studios.

    The fact that you don't see the Mountain Dew Action Movie award is simply because the studios have the money to fund their own marketting fest, whereas the gaming publishers don't. As the software publishing continues to consolidate you this might change (EA, Sony and Nintendo may hook up to do something that seems more legitimate). Even so, don't hold your breath waiting for your favorite non-console game by a small distributor to get any recognition.

  37. Re:Webb a gamer? HAH! by geek_xyu · · Score: 2

    Both Webb and Sessler are very knowledgeable in games. Since when have there been different levels of gamers. Can you really claim yourself to know everything there is to know about video games? Either you play video games or you don't. It's an absolute to be a gamer. I'm not sure where you think you get your information on Morgan. But I can guarentee that you don't have a clue what you are talking about. The only thing you've said that I can agree with is that she is attractive and she does have a fanbase. If she didn't have a fanbase then I'm sure we'd hear many more complaints about getting her replaced but for the time being with the show being moved to G4 she is actually keeping the show together by helping keep Adam on. Give her some credit, you don't like it then don't watch..

  38. Relevant question. by Vvornth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Must we kill EVERY Rapper in this world in order to have a sane awards show of any kind AGAIN??

  39. Marketing before the Holiday seaons. by OoSync · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I caught exactly 30 seconds of this "Awards Show" before changing the channel. The only thing I saw was the game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" being nominated for "Game of the Year". Is it just me, or has that game only been released for about two weeks. Also, the year's not yet over.

    So, if they'll nominate brand new titles (i.e., one's that haven't been evaluated over time to see if they hold that special something) for "Game of the Year" and they'll do this before the end of the year, it leaves one conclusion.

    The "Awards Show" was nothing more than a hackneyed marketing shceme to showcase this season's holiday lineup. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  40. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by rhombic · · Score: 2, Informative

    CD: 74 minutes (tops) entertainment for $15: $12/hour

    Movie (theater): 2 hours (tops) for $12: $6/hour

    Videogame (i.e. KOTOR): 30 hours (minimum) for $50: $1.60/ hour

    This is definitly simplistic, but in terms of hours of entertainment/ dollar, videogames are a decent bargain.

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  41. No surprise by techstar25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It doesn't surprise me that the gaming awards are immediately as tired and ridculous as MTV's music video awards have become. There was a time when music videos were awarded for the art form that they can be. Gone are the days when a Neil Young music video can win video of the year, without ever once being broadcast on MTV! MTV banned the video yet it remarkable won best video that year. That was back when the award for the best video went to the "best video" instead of the "most requested on TRL" video. These types of awards shows are not to be taken seriously.

  42. Hear Hear by ZWarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As the owner of one of those gamer sites, and a company that manages LAN party events, I agree completely.

    I realize that there are those out there who are just wanting to have a good time. I can be one of them. But I also am a businessman who is working in a business that is growing and will eventually be considered "respectable". But the likes of the Spike awards show will not hasten that respectability.

    Additionally, since we run LAN parties we see a LOT of those gamers that this show is supposed to represent. they are not rappers, they are ordinary people who really look up to the programmers and other visionaries who create the entertainment they are partaking in. Why cheapen that with people who have nothing to do with the industry, and women who wouldn't dare come into a major event dressed like that without a security force of some size around them.

    I think it's about time that the people who write teh games, and the people who play the games should have a say in what is award worthy, and what is not. Let the industry itself decide what's worth the awards. Use the industry movers and shakers as the people who are presenting. Use the groups that had music IN the games as the musical interludes. Heck, do like the Oscars, and have the songs that are up for awards be the ones that are played.

    Don't insult the average gamer with drivel that they can't relate to.

    That's just the rantings of an experienced gamer, but still...

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  43. rebuttal by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Allow me to respond with Vampire Raiders: Ninja Queen!!! OK, your point is taken, some video games are just as bad as some movies. I highly recommend watching the referenced movie, however. It is sort of like a painting done by a mentally retarded elephant. You should see it just to see what a mentally retarded elephant can paint.

  44. Award shows by John+Carmack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I did the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences awards show a few years ago -- I was inducted into the hall of fame one year, then the next year I inducted Will Wright.

    I hated it, but it is a big industry, and there is a broad range of people involved. Honestly, I'm almost certainly in the minority. One developer that I was talking to backstage was very bullish about how important it was to legitimize the industry with events like this, but I just don't have any empathy for what I perceive as "Hollywood envy".

    Some award show issues are just a result of stupidity -- I felt so bad watching Hironobu Sakaguchi of Squaresoft, a non-native english speaker, being forced to read a long speech written by some PR type about me. I threw out what they gave me to say about Will, and wrote something more to the point myself.

    I do feel that there is a rather fundamental mismatch with big awards shows for game development, because game development isn't a performing art. You expect actors and musicians to show well, because that is what they do. Why aren't awards for authors the same glamorous events that the movie / TV / music ones are? Game developers are much closer to authors than actors.

    John Carmack

    1. Re:Award shows by Oxygen99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I don't know what it's like in the States, but here in the UK, authors and artists do have glitzy award shows that are televised live. Witness the Booker Prize, the Orange Prize or the Turner Prize. Maybe this just reflects differing intellectual standards or interests, but it's certainly nothing strange to us.

      Personally, I feel as soon as real writers realise the power of the medium, computer games will become a respected art form in themselves distinct from more traditional modes of expression. If not, it'll be a huge disappointment.

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