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Updated LOTR Nitpicker's Guide
The LOTR Nitpicker writes "A list of deviations to be found when comparing the text of The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien and the translation of those texts to film as undertaken by Peter Jackson, et.al. updated to include deviations from the recently released extended edition DVD of The Return of the King. This story originally appeared on Slashdot back in January."
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I think I speak for myself, and the other 6 billion+ human beings resident on this massive ball of petroleum and rocks when I say
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Nobody gives a flying fuck.
I don't care if the book deviates from the movie in tiny, pointless ways. If the movie deviates from the plot insanely, as in the case of this atrocity for example, I care. Not when there are just thousands upon thousands of teeny tiny ways which nobody cares about.
Has it ever occurred to you to just sit back, enjoy the movie and (this is the important bit) get a life?
(Although I guess posting on Slashdot on Christmas day means I don't have a life
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Fuckin' yambags.
...the one ring is the Pepsi One ring. AND the ring shoots first. Highly dubious, if you ask me.
Now am I the only person in world that thinks that nitpicking, whilst a fine sport, starts to drag after just a bit. I mean, stuff that had been removed/changed seemed to me like it made the films. True, I'd have loved to have seen the Barrow-Wight (amongst all the others) sequences in the films but hey, you can't have everything.
Whats wrong with just watching the film, and enjoying it...?
(Post not intentionally flame-bait and yes, I DO count myself as a fan).
Those who read the books know the deviations Those who didn't don't care
Neither Alexander (movie) nor newsreel (Fox, et al) are totally accurate. Even when stories are passed by word of mouth they get changed a little.
1. Wait for a slow news day like christmas and resubmit an old story. Even mention, that your story is old. 2. ??? 3. Profit!!!
They're 21st-century movies, not 20th-century books.
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The inaccuracies are obvious when you read some books (especially books written with decades between them , read in a week or so). For example, I did pickup on the color differences of the lasers in the Dune series written by the son of Brian Herbert... (ie purple to orange) or the Bastardization of Holtzmann as a person (read Dune encyclopedia).
Slow news day, eh ?.Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
Okay, now that we've compiled a list of a billion little things that were changed the more important question is... Why? Were the movie producers a bunch of self-serving flaming juice-boxes who couldn't make a movie without putting their grubby little fingers over every little thing or was there some deeper significance to changing some of this stuff? Really. Some of these details are so insignificant one has to wonder how Jackson, et al. convinced themselves they were improving the story line by changing Tolkein's nearly perfect work.
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Peter Jackson makes it worse by giving Gimli the "Give me your name, horsemaster" without giving Eomer the line that it was supposed to be a response to. In the book Eomer demands Gimli's name, and Gimli turns around and demands Eomer's. In the movie version, Gimli says "Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine." without even being asked for his name, which just makes me think "Who asked you, Gimli?". Very poor adaptation.
1) I see Saruman throwing fireballs. Now I believe Peter Jackson didn't want to make *that* kind of movie with wizards casting fireballs when I see the original theatrical releases, but now this? Come on. If they wanted awesome effects they could have gone with something that's actually *in* the books, like Gandalf casting lightning from his staff (Gandalf vs. 9 ringwraiths, on Weathertop).
2) This isn't The Return Of The King, it's "Half Of The Two Towers And The Return Of The King". They could have cut out most of the extraneous scenes from the TTT (like the Arwen ones) and kept stuff from TTT in TTT. Then they could use the Extended Release of ROTK to include the Scouring of the Shire. I realize the reason for not including it in the theatrical release (audience would get tired of a second battle etc.), but come on, the DVD release doesn't have those problems (after all, it's the fans who are gobbling up these Extended Editions).
That said, I welcome the new scenes. I always wanted to see the part where Aragorn calls up Sauron with the Palantir, and gives him the finger.
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I haven't read the books, so I have no fanboy perspective for bashing. I managed to avoid all the fuss thinking I had no interest in this fairy tale. FOTR has recently run on TV and I watched it every time. EVERY TIME. Twice in a row sometimes. Couldn't take my eyes off it. The production values, music and actors are stunning. Totally kept my interest. Drew me right in and make me love this followship of odd characters. Now I just bought the DVDs and can't wait to follow the rest of the story. I assume where Jackson took liberties, it worked. He even has "nobody tosses a dwarf" which puts a modern spin for the better. I assume the original makes no reference to dwarf tossing. Whatever the changes, these films are epic and wonderful and so honour the original works despite whatever changes.
He's lucky he didn't try to list the inconsistencies between the various Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy editions. Now *there's* a task to drive you insane.
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Dear Santa,
After nearly spending half an eon watching the extended versions of LOTRs and comparing the text of our beloved JRR Tolkein to each and every sound and syllable of the movies, I am writing you in hopes that you deliver to me this very Christmas the following gifts:
1. A life
2. Liv Tyler
3. Liv Tyler naked
4. The Extended version of Dune on DVD
5. The Dune books
Sincerely,
The LOTR Nitpicker
This story originally appeared on Slashdot back in January.
Not only do you post duplicates, now you also acknowledge that its a dupe in the summary itself?
Think about how the Scouring of the Shire would play out on film. Like ass. Peter Jackson's little "moment" in the Inn replaces it nicely. And shows one of the strenghts of the medium of film over that of a book. All the lessons manifest in the Scouring of the Shire in the book, are appearent in the body language of the actors in the film. Now factoring in the rest of the film, it's an epilogue too many to boot.
Dare I say if you want the book, true to every letter, there are two choices. Having someone read it to you while sitting in a solo spotlight. Or a crappy mini-series with ass special effects, stiff acting, lame looking props, plain cinematography, and horribly stilted dialogue that has to fill for a viewer, what a reader does for themself.
With no prospects, and no hope. Did you notice in scene three of RTOK where Frodo looked to the right, NOT IN THE BOOK ! Phil Eskew, if you had 1/10th the passion for this story as Jackson you would have more respect than to stand on the shoulders of a giant and piss on his head. You're a dip shit. /Lord of the Bad Karma
The site author makes reference to four "Major Mistakes" that Jackson made in his adaptation, but then fails to list them together, so they'd be easier to find.
1. Expanding Arwen's role
2. Changing Faramir's storyline
3. Frodo sending Sam home
4. Saruman's destruction of the Shire
Of these, I sort of agree with #2, and that didn't bother me as much as the Elves showing up at Helm's Deep- that was just SO WRONG. In the introduction of Jackson's FOTR, the narrator refers to the LAST ALLIANCE of elves... not the PENULTIMATE alliance, or NEXT-TO-THE-LAST alliance! Grrr.
And I TOTALLY disagree with #4. Jackson already had, like, SIX endings in ROTK. What works so well in the book would just be *torture* on the screen, as much as I'd like to have seen it.
I don't like it how people see the books as the ultimate truth of how to tell the story... I mean if Jackson didn't make these changes, let's face it... it would be boring. Douglas Adams was still alive when they started making the movie version of his books, and he happily accepted changes, and often made some changes himself. Art should be viewed as something living and organic, not something static.
"Even when stories are passed by word of mouth they get changed a little."
The very process of encoding a story into words alters it. The job of the writer is to try and tell you what happened. Good writers bring you closer to all the truths of the story(as there are many).
Movies and books function differently. They have different constraints, and rules about pacing. You can far more easily lay a book down, and continue it later, than you can a movie. Thus, movies generally have to be watched in one shot, but you can only sit in one place for so long -- no matter how good the movie may seem, or how comfy the seats your ass will begin to hurt after a while. Most people can comfortably sit through an hour and a half, and most of them can make it to three hours.
Most people can't read any of the LotR books in three hours. Even condensing the more static descriptions to pictures, as the movies have the advantage of doing, three hours going to cut it. Certain parts must be taken out, in favor of capturing the overall essence of the story as told by the book. With only one change in the LotR series do I feel the essence was missed, but not it is not enough for me to throw a fit over it.
*honk*
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"Frodo remains defiant up to the point when the Black Riders are unhorsed by the river (FOTR p.285-286). Jackson has Frodo barely able to breathe and half-dead...and defended by Arwen. Bah!"
I love reading a strongly felt opinion.
For a fantasy film afficienado, maybe, fireballs are trite, but for the majority of the audience its still cool. And they're well done in ROTK- as opposed to the countless badly done fireball effects in *those* films. Also, fire is a very primal fear- You might as well say- "Oh, no nudity in a movie again, what a drag!" My nitpick- not enough skin in these movies!
Nitpickers, just watch the movie like your supposed to. If you want to have book accuracy read the book.
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Making Aragorn less hot than he was in the book was a bad thing. He was such a wimp in the movie. They should have let a chick cast the role of Aragorn. The movie would have been much better, and the Legolas/Aragorn gay jokes would have been more amusing.
I had a huge crush on Aragorn when I read the book. The movie was.. disappointing.
Its enjoyable for me to pick up the book again and check out a reference or two... Now, it's true that both projects are appealing only to a small number of geeks- but there are probably a lot more Tolkein fans who'll get a kick out of this then recreating ancient electronics. "Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind. ~A. Einstein" John Nash pursued a similar philosophy, and it wasn't muc appreciated
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Try checking out how many news sites/news shows post crap straight outta Rueters. Slashdot is a fountain of orginality by comparison. I don't see a practical way for /. to avoid dupes all together, So I appreciate the effort made to reference and even link to dupes
You're making an big assumption... There's a lot more scenes with Orlando Bloom than Liv Tyler in LOTR!
You want a nitpick?
Gollum (meat: mean density approx. 1g/cm^3)
lava (mean density perhaps 8g/cm^3)
the Ring (gold: about 14 g/cm^3)
Which would float, and which would sink in the lava?
But it does look great, as the ring gets hotter and hotter, the writing starting to shine and then the final melting. Oh well.
"that's like saying anti-fun is fun, and the anti-christ is christ." Hence the postmodern surrealist qualifiers! I know this is flamebait- but I thought if we're nitpicking a nitpicker's nitpicking, I might as well add my 2 cents. Actually the phrase "postmodern surrealist anti-humor" is itself funny. Oh, the ironic irony.
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Ah, so now they just say its "updated". Least they admit its a dupe, and admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery!
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It's kinda funny. When I tried to read the books I gave up after I fell asleep the 26th time, about halfway through FOTR. But I read these nitpickings and it turns out that most of the things I thought sucked about the movies were things that were changed from the books. Peter Jackson just sucks that much, it was obvious to me what he changed without even having read the books. :P
ROTK was the only one of the three I saw on the big screen, and let me tell you- after nearly three hours, I had to piss like a frigging racehorse. The multiple endings with the super-long fades in between them were torture. Agonizing. Annoying as FUCK. I'm a picky bastard, but some of the audience was groaning by the third fade... and absolutely nobody stuck around for the credits.
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The multitude of endings would have worked great on DVD, but it was pure torture in the theater, at least for me and several of my friends.
Maybe Iam the only erson with this opinion, but I didn't like the books or the movies, I thought they were really boring. The ring is evil, everyone wants it, no one should have it, and how do we monitor the person who does have it??? Let's go find more pipe-weed!!! Seriously, I thoght the entire story should have been a short film. It also maes an annoying amount of drug references. Seriously. "We smoked weed, and now this tree is walking and talking?!?!? What the hell!?!?!"
Douglas Adams was still alive when they started making the movie version of his books, and he happily accepted changes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really not!
He rewrote the screen adaptation many times, never finding a balance between his genius and the hollywood lowest-common-denominator dogma, and wrote one last draft that he believed was the best compromise.
He then died, and the studio REWROTE the script, AGAIN, probably to re-insert the stupid changes he fought against.
Do NOT let yourself be fooled when the vultures say he would have liked it. It is their contractual obligation to bullshit us and hype the project as much as they can. When they say it's going to be good, ask yourself: Is it in their financial best interest to lie to us about the quality of the product? Does this person stand to make MILLIONS from those lil' white lies?
Look at the EarthSea thing that happened recently, the producers made a comment that the author really wanted to say what their bastard monstrosity says, forgetting that she's alive and able to tell the world otherwise. She was able to defend herself and her original works from the slander it was subjected to, but Asimov can't, Adams can't, Roddenberry can't...
Look at the hype for Will Smith'S I, Robot! The fresh prince was actually saying in interviews that is was very faithfull to the spirit of Asimov's robot stories, and then he explains "everyone on earth trusts the robots, but my character is the only one that suspects the truth: they are up to no good", followed by rampaging hordes of killbots. That is the OPPOSITE of Asimov's stories! Only the USRobots people trusted their creation, the mundane people of earth didn't trust 'em one bit! They had laws forcing them to be manually operated, and to not be within a certain distance of schools, etc! And not only that, but the whole "robots are not to be trusted and will turn on their masters" is exactly the precise sort of stories that Asimov did NOT write. He made up the 3 laws to get away from that frankenstein crap, dammit!
Enjoying a movie for what it is is fine, really. But you can do it without the delusion that they are faithfull to the spirit of the original when they are virtually raping the author's corpse.
Here's a tip: If you hear of a movie being made that is based on a book, and you haven't yet read that book, wait until you've seen the movie, then read the book. The book is always better, so this way you get to like the movie, then love the book. If you read the book first, you like the book, then hate the movie.
Movie, like. Then: Book, love.
The other way only leads to disapointment.
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they just say its "updated". Least they admit its a dupe
Now includes comparison of the extra special edition DVD footage, which wasn't there to be nitpicked a year ago.
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How wonderful it is to see so many complaints, so many nitpicking complaints, about how horrible nitpicking is ... and I, who enjoys nitpicking, and holds these nitpicking complaints (I refer to TFA nitpicks about the movies) as especially worthwhile, am in fact required by the nitpickers' guild rules to applaud the movie nitpicking while laughing at the /. nitpickers who are quite openly violating their own non-nitpckers' guild rules by nitpicking the movie nitpickers.
How many nits should a non-nitpicker pick, if a non-nitpicker picked nits?
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Peter Jackson never claimed that he would copy the book to the letter, the credits for the movie even say, "based on the book from JRR Tolkien". Besides, what would be the point if it did copy the books exactly? You would know everything as it was about to happen, every detail in every scene... I think the whole point of turning the book into a movie is to see how someone in particular interpreted the book. Both the old Dune movie and the TV miniseries interpret the book very differently, but that's what makes them interesting and good right?
while i am a lover of the books and was disappointed not to see the scouring of the shire and tom bombadil my biggest disappointment with the films was the lack of GORE!!! this is peter jackson directing this, the director of Braindead (aka dead-alive) and bad taste, yet the movie had almost no gore, oh what it could have been... imagine all those huge battles with blood and severed limbs and brain juice spurting everywhere. *sigh* it could've been beautiful...
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So it's the extended edition of the Slashdot story, huh? Not a dupe! Maybe they included the never-before-seen CowboyNeal scene.
Serious question.
Do you really believe adapation started with Hollywood?
Throughout history, Adaptation has been used to attempt to retell a story to a new audience using a new medium. The Iliad was an adaptation of an orally transmitted poem, parts of which were adapted (and heavily changed!) by Tragedians such as Euripides, parts of which were heavily changed in re-adaptation to epic by later poets (e.g., Vergil), parts of which were heavily changed with translators adaptations.
Even in the stage, Plautus and Terrence (Roman Dramatists) essentially built careers off of re-adapting earlier greek works into new plays. These are hailed as some of the heights of Roman Theater.
"Faith to the Book" is a touch silly when you start talking in terms of historical value or "the author's original wishes". Asimov didn't have hundreds of evil killbots, but modern audiences don't want to watch actors talk about pedantic philosophy for three hours. That doesn't make the base of it any less Asimov's original story. It's an adaptation to the screen.
Adapatation has been going on far longer than hollywood. The version of the story you mentioned in your post is an adaptation. So long as audiences know that they're watching an adaptation - which most of them do - adaptation is a fair and reasonable way to bring interesting stories to a new audience. It's been going on for thousands of years, you're not going to stop it now.
Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with technology. Who cares???? This article is offtopic.
I emailed Weta asking if they stuck to Tolkien's numbers, but I got a generic reply saying how the film was made with Massive.
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"But I have Asperger syndrome, you insensitive clod!", he said as he opened a bottle of Strattera.
Devoting so much time to finding such inconsistencies is a pathetic waste of life in the extreme.
As for all those doing the whining, I'm sure you could single handedly direct the trilogy and be completely faithful to the original books while conforming to Hollywood production constraints right? So please do, I'd love to see your work.
And for those that can't understand sarcasm please direct your attention to the IMDB top 10. No one has ever achieved anything quite like what he has with the LOTR trilogy. PJ is a legend and sites like this don't even deserve to be mentioned on Slashdot let alone double posted.
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He wishes for the Extended version of Dune on DVD and as if that is not enough he wants Liv Tyler naked? Geez.
Can I just have the easy gift - naked Liv Tyler and skip the other hard stuff?
You can't handle the truth.
My only real complaint... here it is... So there I was, a naive little girl pouring through a magnificent leatherbound copy of Lord of the Rings. It's the battle of Minas Tirith... all hope is lost... when suddenly, a black fleet appears on the horizon, and all eyes, man and orc alike, are drawn to it... a great horn rings out, and with the first light of dawn, the banner of the White Tree is unfurled... the black fleet has come indeed, but it is the fleet of the king! That is one of the most vivid memories I have ever acquired, and that was just from words on a page. "Wooooooooow can't wait to see that in the movies" I said. "It will be sooooo awesome!" .....Sooo... years go by... Return of the King comes to theatres... and I am absolutely CRUSHED when the ship simply slides up to port and Aragorn jumps over the side.
"oh but there's still the extended edition" I tell myself, trying to hold back the tears...
I saw the extended edition last night. ("This morning" would be more accurate.) They STILL didn't fix it. They added the scene explaining where he went and found a black fleet, but it was still totally, terribly ruined. *sob*
There it is. My Great Complaint. Other than that, I salute it.
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NB: Long, indulgent post follows.
Whilst many have made the point about the visual elements of the films helping personal visualisation upon re-reading (and I shan't digress into arguments about personal imagination etc), it seems to me the case that the book could inform the film as we watch it too, and not in a negative way. Instead of taking the two media as separate units to be compared, can they not exist together? Can we not, for instance, recall that Faramir is unequivocally good in the book, notice that he is not on screen, and instead of commenting on the difference as wrong in itself, a Hollywood sellout, a time-constraint, dumbing-down, or any other accusation, rather see it as an interesting interpretation?
And here you might being to accuse me of being a pseud (to use the Private Eye term). Take, for instance, the varying accounts of Judas Iscariot in the Gospels; how in one (I forget which) he is possessed, and that it's the devil's fault, but in another he must betray Jesus as part of God's plan. Then think of Jesus Christ Superstar, and the portrayal of Judas as a realist. Perhaps the case is slightly different because these are interpretations of actual events (and please no subtle debates about the existence of Jesus), but each new interpretation helps aid the old one. To become REALLY wanky, let me cite T S Eliot in Tradition and the Individual Talent:
"...what happens when a new work of art is created is something that happens simultaneously to all the works of art which preceded it. The existing monuments form an ideal order among themselves,which is modified by the introduction of the new (the really new) work of art among them. The existing order is complete before the new work arrives; for order to persist after the supervention of novelty, the whole existing order must be, if ever so slightly, altered; and so the relations, proportions values of each work of art towards the whole are readjusted; and this is conformity between the old and the new."
Extremely wanky, but it's Christmas - indulge me. Of course, the counterargument is that an adaptation is NOT "really new" - but perhaps this injection of novelty is technical artistry, rather than thematic/story. As regards Faramir, can we not reshape him as a character in and of himself, without recourse to "faithfulness" to Tolkien, and transcending chronology? Given the zeal of some of the really hardcore fans, I'm surprised they don't think these characters are real and atemporal anyway!
Merry Christmas - just trying to justify being bought the 12-disc boxset to myself!
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Here's a nice map for fans...
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I, Robot certainly *was* an Adaptation, a retelling of an Asimov story on the screen. That doesn't mean it was *good*. But it's an adaptation.
There's no guarrentee or neccessity of faith to the original author. Either the director thought that the adaptation he made was worthy of film for artistic merit, or felt that he read something into the Asimov stories that wasn't explicit on paper, or the point of taking the Asimov stories and putting them on the screen wass that they'll make money when sold to a new audience. None of these are a movie-making sin.
The movie started out as "Hardwired", but then the Fox lawyers realised they were sitting on the Asimov option rights, and they were about to expire, so they glued on the copyrighted names and themes to the rampaging killbot flick once called Hardwired, and passed it off as "I, Robot", which it wasn't, neither in spirit, nor in intent. It was only I, Robot in marketing and legal use of copyright.
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To all those purists who bitch about Jackson cutting Bombadil or the Scouring - consider what might have happened if Tolkien had done the adaption, e.g in one of his letters discussiing selling film rights he suggests cutting the entire Helms Deep scene as unnecessary.
Tolkien was a pragmatist, I suspect him and Jackson would have got along just fine.
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That annoyed me too. It was explained in the extras why the change was made. And it was *then* that I understood why and could agree with it. I think it should have been done differently myself, as shown by the fact it *needed* to be explained.
Part 1 was OK: I could *see* why they made the changes and part three I'll need to look into a bit more. I could still be OK with most of it. Part 2 had changes I couldn't understand. That made the movie worse for me.
NOTE: I would have had Faramir be tempted while Gollum was locked up and Frodo in custody. HAve Faramir start talking like his brother did, and start going off on a rant. Meanwhile, he passes the holding pen of Gollum and hears some similar words from him. That then snaps Faramir out of his desire for the ring. He shows that the ring is affecting him, but like Gandalf and Galadriel did, had the strength to hold it back at least for a while. That would also show the reason why Faramir needed to leave Frodo on his own, just in case he weakened and tried to take the ring.
I think that would have been closer to the book and easier for cimema to show.