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Five Years of Ballmer -- the Effect on Microsoft

An anonymous reader writes "In the five years since Bill Gates surprised the technology world by announcing he would give up his title as chief executive at Microsoft to Steve Ballmer, the company has changed significantly. Ballmer is largely credited for tripling the company's cash balance, with sales growing from less than $23 billion in 2000 to $36.8 billion last year. Critics claim that today, we see a much 'gentler' side of Microsoft and Ballmer seems to have received an "A" in Wall Street's eyes."

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  1. PR Translation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Everyone is fooled, prepare for phase 2..."

    1. Re:PR Translation... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Man, I'm getting sick and tired of people thinking "PR" means "fooling the populace". That's not PR.

      The goal of a PR person is take a damaging event against a company, BLOWN UP BY THE PRESS and PUBLIC, and explain to the public exactly 1) why the damaging scenario occured and 2) what they're doing to fix it. The goal ISN'T to hide the damaging event or try to make the CEO look like he didn't know what was going on.

      PR has had a massive transformation in the past few years. Are their dicks in PR? Sure. There are dicks in every profession (you get bitter when NO ONE believe what you say over time). However, the vast majority of PR people have morals and ethics.

      There are various codes of ethics that most PR people follow. They're people like everyone else.

    2. Re:PR Translation... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      PR is what made the public believe that Hussein's Iraq possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction that threatened the United States. PR is what the Bush administration is using to make the public falsely believe that Social Security is in a crisis now. PR is what the Bush administration is using to make the public believe that destroying Social Security is a good thing.

    3. Re:PR Translation... by tomofdarknesss · · Score: 1

      "Cash balance" != sales volume. cash balance comes from the profit margin, and the failure to put more money into R&D for something like, say, developing a new OS...

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    4. Re:PR Translation... by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

      > Are their dicks in PR?

      Ha!

    5. Re:PR Translation... by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      So I guess when the tobacco companies were blatantly lying about not knowing that cigarettes cause cancer and other health problems they weren't simply protecting themselves from damage? It was all simply "BLOWN UP BY THE PRESS and PUBLIC" right?

      And people in the business world ALWAYS follow codes of ethics right? Is it going to be necessary for me to prepare a laundry list of companies that have blatantly violated all kinds of ethics?

      Btw, I have a friend in PR. She has worked for some well known companies and is an ethical person. However, she won't hesitate tell you that there are many companies that have built PR departments organized around protecting their asses for stuff they know damn well is evil.

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    6. Re:PR Translation... by mintrepublic · · Score: 1

      Phase 1: Collect underwear Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!

    7. Re:PR Translation... by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      Man, I'm getting sick and tired of people thinking "PR" means "fooling the populace".

      Isn't it the PR people who are trying to make us believe that MS is a cute, cuddly little company that only wants to help us instead of a massive, monopolistic juggernaut that crushes everything in its path? Aren't these the folks who tell us that MS is not to blame for their software's swiss cheese security? To me, it sounds like they want to fool us.

    8. Re:PR Translation... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      you get bitter when NO ONE believe what you say over time

      There's a reason why people don't believe most of the horseshit that's dished to them. Perhaps you should wake up and smell the coffee, and realize that this reason isn't due to some inherent genetic fault in the people you're trying to dish your horseshit to.

      Dressing up some company's mistake (deliberate or otherwise) to make it look better is still lying, whether you want to admit it or not. The general populace gets that pretty well, even if the hacks in the PR department do not.

      Max

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    9. Re:PR Translation... by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      I always thought "PR" stood for "Public Re-education". =)

      The parent sounds like a PR campaign for PR departments. PR has a bad rep, so someone's got to do PR for PR. Kind of funny when you think about it.

      Seriously though... The reason why PR has a bad rep is because there are so many companies (as in number, not necessarily percentage of all companies) that do use their PR departments to "fool the public". And when these are big companies, they make headlines. What most people don't consider is that it is often necessary for the companies' survival, even when their woes are undeserved.

      PR departments are sometimes used to try and stop a bad trend for the company. Bad press isn't ever going to make things better for a company, only worse. So a PR department tries to stop that effect. Sometimes the bad press is really deserved. But that doens't mean PR shouldn't bother trying to something about it. There's always chance that the company could recover from its woes--deserved or undeserved--if it got some good business or investments. So PR has to convince people to buy or invest, even if it's not really the safest financial move for the customer/investor. And when they manage to do this, and don't pull out of their nosedive, that's what people don't like. It's unfortunate that it has to be the case, but if it wasn't, then every company that ever hit a rough spot would end up in a feedback loop of bad press and lost customers/investors from which they could never recover.

      If PR succeeds, the company doesn't say to the public, "yes our excellent PR campaign resurrected the company," they say, "see things weren't so bad, we had things in hand all along," because that promotes consumer/investor confidence. It's like espionage, or (heaven-forbid) "homeland security", in that success means the disaster was averted and no one found out there was any danger. It's one of those things where (outside the company) you never hear about the PR successes, only the failures. We the consumers may not like that, but it's a necessary part of capitalism.

    10. Re:PR Translation... by blahlemon · · Score: 1

      actually, I think it's the marketting people who do that.

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    11. Re:PR Translation... by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      Writing newspaper articles for lazy journalists is one of the favorite PR methods.

      It is a profession that does require flexibility with your integrity. (Much like being a defense attorney, lobbyist or advertisement guy)

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  2. Five sweat-drenched words... by falcon203e · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give it up for meeeeeeeeeee!!!

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  3. Is it time to shout? by jaredbpd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    (Anyone still have that video?)

    1. Re:Is it time to shout? by hph · · Score: 4, Informative

      Monkey boy: mirrors

    2. Re:Is it time to shout? by odyrithm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeap, but http://www.macboy.com/cartoons/ballmer/ is far better :D

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    3. Re:Is it time to shout? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2, Informative

      (Anyone still have that video?)

      Hell, yes!

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    4. Re:Is it time to shout? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      I have "Dom"elopers
      Same soundtrack just using domokon

    5. Re:Is it time to shout? by fbrain · · Score: 1

      Anyone notice that he had a tele prompt for that?

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  4. I notice they don't advertise as much by dj42 · · Score: 1

    You'd think Microsoft would/could advertise more. What's up with that? It's like they avoid, at all costs, pointing out that how pervasive their software is.

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    1. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Guillermito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the reason because they don't advertise as much is this.

    2. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When your software comes with 99% of new PC's and is already recognised as part of a computer itself, who needs advertising?

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    3. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      you're kiding right? We get bombarded with Microsoft ads here, and they're always feel good 'we helped this child learn to read' crap.

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    4. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by frankthechicken · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should they advertise?

      When was the last time they had a major product rollout?

      Most of their software is so well known that they do not need to advertise. If you buy a computer, you get Windows, if you want word processor/spreadsheets etc., you buy Office. They are not a convicted monopoly for nothing.

      Wait until Longhorn rolls out, then you'll see the major advertising campaign. As was the case with the X-box.

    5. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by dsginter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You'd think Microsoft would/could advertise more. What's up with that?

      Everyone thinks that they're a monopoly. Isn't that the best advertising?

      You'd think that they could innovate with their $65 billion in cash. Instead, we get a grand total of - not one, not two - but THREE color schemes for Windows XP. It is arrogance like this that will eventually displace Microsoft. Not that color schemes matter, but the company hasn't come up with anything original in a long time. This is just a good example.

      And they spend billions on R&D every year. It is like there is some law that prevents them from coming up with something both useful and non-evil. I have about a hundred ideas that they could use right now.

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    6. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by FluffyPanda · · Score: 1

      Why should they? I often think that it would be a good experiment for Coca-Cola to stop advertising for a year and see what impact it has on their business. They kick-started the whole advertising doohickie but now I have the feeling that their name is so household that they could probably save a lot of that money they spend every year and still perform just as well. Targeted advertising is where it's at, and microsoft's products are seen everywhere, with the windows logo burning into the retina of countless office workers and school pupils (no pun intended). There's no better, nor more targeted advertising available.

    7. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Khuffie · · Score: 1
      I find that hard to believe that was an actual TV ad...

      ...on the other hand, Nintendo had the Zelda rap ad on TV.

      I move to eradicate all knowledge and information from the 80s.

    8. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never picked up a computer magazine... they've got all kinds of ads in everything from PC Magazine to SysAdmin... ranging from 7-11 chose us because of the lower TCO than Linux to "You see a goth chick, we see a vinyl clothing entrepreneur" type ads.

    9. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

      It must depend on which sites and magazines you read. I see their "get the facts" ads in just about everything I open.

    10. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by isecore · · Score: 1

      Err, up here in Sweden we're bombarded by MS-FUD about how they "lead the technology revolution" and how they "constantly strive to improve technology for mankind" and BLA BLA BLA BLA BULLSHIT BULLSHIT etc etc.

      The scary thing really is that it's not so much commercials as propaganda, since they never make any advertising for a product, they just claim that they're awesome and everyone loves them.

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    11. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >the company hasn't come up with anything original in a long time

      don't you think that, perhaps, their business model no longer depends on "coming up with anything original"?

    12. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by iainl · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off about that is that unless you hack your dlls, you can only used signed themes.

      That, in itself, is understandable Microsoft paranoia; I'm sure you could configure themes that did evil things if you tried.

      But have they released _any_ further themes or colours on the website at all? No. Loads of configurations available in classic mode, three legit ones in all the world for the new one. I'd have expected them to churn out new signed ones on a semi-regular basis, as tie-in advertising if nothing else. "Why not have your glowing green scheme to match your X-Box?" "Here is a nice new scheme for game Y" and so on.

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    13. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      It is not always about innovation. It is more about delivering the right features to the right comsumers at the right time, and Microsoft is very good at that. Companies rarely innovate. It is too expensive and takes too long to actually get to the product stage.

    14. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Atrax · · Score: 1

      we get a grand total of - not one, not two - but THREE color schemes for Windows XP

      Yeah, but wait till you see Longhorn!

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    15. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by jaredbpd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that bringing that idea up at a Coca-Cola board meeting would get you a one way ticket out the door to find a bottle of Moxie.

      Why?

      Because aside from New England, the rest of the world forgot about Moxie during WWII, when the decision was made on the corporate level to use their budget on sugar (a crucial soda ingredient) instead of advertising. The taste of Moxie didn't change during WWII, but since Coca-Cola decided instead to use a substitute, but leave their advertising budget intact, the world remembers Coca-Cola and has all but forgotten about Moxie.

    16. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Companies rarely innovate.

      But the ones that do are the ones that make the big bucks. Look at DigiCypher. The first company that implemented a practical digital compression scheme for video files. Or IBM for the PC (as opposed to mainframes). The japanese company we just had that came up with a Blue LED. Nintendo came up with the Play Station, but sold it to sony because the load times were too long for them when compared to the Cartridges. They waited till the Cube to do disks. Also, Nintendo for having a portable game system. Xerox, for the Xerox Machine. Sony, for the VTR/VCR. There are plenty of examples.

      Although in the case of Microsoft it seems like they just wait for someone else to come up with the ideas and then copy them badly.

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    17. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Atrax · · Score: 1

      Coca-Cola decided instead to use a substitute

      Are you talking about High Fructose Corn Syrup, by any chance?

      or for a more balanced view than Coca-Cola's, there's always Cecil, plus a bunchload of other links

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    18. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

      I wasn't even looking at it from the "world is getting fatter" viewpoint, but those are some very interesting links.

      The only point I was making is that if Coca-Cola decided to stop advertising (even short term) it wouldn't kill them off, but it would definitely have a negative impact on their bottom line.

      Being that I'm not in my 70s, I can't say if soda made with sugar has a better taste than soda made with High Fructose Corn Syrup, but obviously during the 1940s, someone thought so, and it cost them dearly!

    19. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by FluffyPanda · · Score: 1

      The only point I was making is that if Coca-Cola decided to stop advertising (even short term) it wouldn't kill them off, but it would definitely have a negative impact on their bottom line.

      But would it really?

      Isn't Coca Cola now so pervasive that the advertising is done by the vending machines and McDonalds cups that carry their slogan?

      I just can't subscribe to the idea that a year without a coke ad would have people thinking "hmmm... that pepsi stuff looks interesting, why haven't I tried that before?"

      Then again, the market that nets coke most of its cash is almost certainly the american one, and I don't want to underestimate the stupidity of the american consumer.

    20. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Atrax · · Score: 1

      I concur. they'd get some impact on the bottom line for sure - though whether you count brand synergy as advertising (i.e. 'bundling' with happy meals) would of course need to be defined

      Anyway, as for the HFCS thing, Greg Critser's 'Fatland' and Eric Schlosser's 'Fast Food Nation' are recommended reading, as is Felicity Lawrence's 'Not on the label', a more UK-focussed diatribe against the food industry.

      For geeks, I particularly recommend checking out the sections on how chickens and potatoes are mechanically processed into nuggets and fries. Neat tech that'll put you off your lunch for sure.

      I'd give you the goats.com link for chicken nuggets but the site's down. how about a google Cache or possibly wrong link?

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    21. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by jaredbpd · · Score: 1


      Isn't Coca Cola now so pervasive that the advertising is done by the vending machines and McDonalds cups that carry their slogan?


      Well, would removing the front panels of vending machines, and having the cups redesigned without the logo be included in the "doing no advertising"?

      To look at another example in the American market, look at the advertising competition between Budweiser and Miller. The last two major ad campaigns they've run have been targeted at each other. Someone working there (either "there") must think that the American Beer Consumer's attention span is about 10 seconds shy of going for the other guy's beer.

      The two ads I'm thinking of are "President of Beers" and the current one with the Football Referees.

    22. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by karnal · · Score: 1

      Nintendo came up with the Play Station, but sold it to sony because the load times were too long for them when compared to the Cartridges.

      Huh?

      I thought the SNES add-on device was a joint effort between Nintendo and Sony? In that light, I would have thought Sony would have had a little more to do with it than Nintendo "selling" it to Sony?

      Anyways, I do recall that the DSP for sound in the SNES was Sony's own, as well....

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    23. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by robnauta · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You'd think that they could innovate with their $65 billion in cash. Instead, we get a grand total of - not one, not two - but THREE color schemes for Windows XP. It is arrogance like this that will eventually displace Microsoft. Not that color schemes matter, but the company hasn't come up with anything original in a long time. This is just a good example.

      Sure, if you ignore everything and just use something irrelevant as an example. Ever since Visual Studio 6 from 1999 the developer products seemed stuck, but they have been revived the last 2 years. C# has arrived. The command line compilers are now a free download. The whole .NET platform is innovative and a lot of work, and you talk about a color scheme in XP ?
      That just proved you're a mouse clicking monkey instead of someone who really uses software.

    24. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      .NET is as innovative as .SHIT

      Ask anyone who really uses software how much fun it is that Mono had to be created at all, instead of an open, INNOVATIVE, cross-platform standard being introduced. .NET isn't innovative, it's a business move. They're making developers depend on their shitty platforms more and more every day.

      Anyway, I believe our parent was talking about innovation and using features of Windows XP as an example.

      I can think of some XP innovations.

      - The virtual desktop manager they put on their site? No, that sucks.

      - The Windows activation process to fend piracy. Err, actually I wouldn't know. I always just crack XP and skip that part.

      - Internet Explorer. Just kidding. Oh christ, am I ever kidding...

      - The screen fades into black and white after you click 'Turn off the computer.' Yeah, I like that one.

      - .NET passport. I think this was a Windows 'innovation,' but it was so fucked up in general that I can't tell.

      And then, of course, if we want to discuss Microsoft innovation at large and move away from Windows there's always their desktop search program. Which they only made because Google has a desktop search.

      Upping Hotmail's storage capacity? No, that's also a move made in response to an innovation of Google's.

      Re-writing their MSN search? Another anti-Google measure.

      Paint.NET? I downloaded it from Slashdot. It sucked.

      Finally, "Trusted Computing." There's an innovation. I can't wait until Microsoft can remotely delete files off of MY computer that they deem inappropriate or illegal. Yeah, right. Over my cold dead body, motherfuckers.

      Looks like the only way MS can innovate is in the face of competition and long-term destruction. So what do they do? Introduce more anti-piracy and anti-privacy crap into our lives.

      We are going to see the end of Microsoft's reign of power. It's only a matter of when, not if.

    25. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by KiltedKnight · · Score: 1

      Being realistic, the marketing they need to do is not to the consumers, it's to the OEM vendors. If it wasn't for their marketing department doing that in the first place, we probably wouldn't see quite the level of proliferation of Windows.

      Of course, if it wasn't for Jobs holding that lawsuit at the ready all those years ago, Mac would've more likely won the desktop wars.

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    26. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Well if they would innovate in a way that the end users actually notice, that would be a good thing too.

      The command line compilers are now a free download

      Explain exactly how giving away a compiler for free is innovation.

      That just proved you're a mouse clicking monkey instead of someone who really uses software.

      Or someone who isn't a programmer? The mouse clicking monkeys make up most of Microsoft's market.

    27. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by zerocommazero · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? There always Office 2003 ads in most tech mags plus TV ads. And don't you you remember hearing the ad with that doofy guy telling his boss how he rolled out the domain migration to Server 2003 and consolidated some odd number of forests and trees to the confusion of his boss. He then said, " I saved the company 4 million dollars", which of course everyone understood.

    28. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... thats false.

      Pick up any trade magazine and 99% of the time, the ad on the inside front cover is a Microsoft ad.

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    29. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      They release new software alltime. Theres a lot of software that microsoft works on besides office or windows. Have you seen their collection of enterprise software? Microsoft CRM,sharepoint, content management, mappoint, commerce server. Or what about their consumer line which include CE, whatever their mobile phone OS is. And hardware which they make the best keyboards IMO and mice.

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    30. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      : OH MY GAWD!


      Ok, now please tell me this was like some stupid thing. This wasn't ever aired was it? Also, the price seems kinda cheap. 99$ for a computer, back then? I have seen worse computers then that going for way more (10K)...
      scary...

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    31. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Guillermito · · Score: 1
      Also, the price seems kinda cheap. 99$ for a computer, back then?
      I think that what you get for $99 is just "Windows 1.0" (the software), not a whole computer. You would use it to "upgrade" the computer you already had, installing it on top of an existing "DOS", and thus, allowing you to play reversi!
    32. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      It was for the software not the computer. Notice he was talking about windows and not "this computer"

    33. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by erasmus_ · · Score: 1

      I think most would say that is because they want you to buy the Windows XP Plus pack, which comes with additional themes. Only $29.95 for crap you'll probably get tired of 24 hours later, what a deal!

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    34. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      MS only has a monopoly because people keep putting up with mediocre security and buggy programs. But really, MS's plan has worked well, back with Win 95 and 98 people go used to their computer crashing daily, so when the rolled out 2000 and XP everyone thought they had made great progress. In reality, all they did was finally put out software that is as stable as it is supposed to be.

    35. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by iainl · · Score: 1

      That would be bad enough as it was.

      If you look at the screenshots of the three 'new' themes available, they are:

      A Blue and Green primary colours one
      A Sage one
      A Silver one.

      Ballmer, with these treats you are really spoiling us.

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    36. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Why should they advertise?

      Oh come on. Don't you miss those "Always nimble and ready to rumble" commercials?

    37. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by dbacher · · Score: 1

      Microsoft runs tons of banner advertisements, particularly on open source friendly sites (sf.net), and runs many TV commercials.

      The TV commercials run like this:
      We see the next president, we see the next big business owner, we see whatever.

      They run advertisements of people sitting around the table on top of a mountain.

      I'd really like to know how you would say that a company that spends more on advertising than any other in the computer industry isn't advertising.

      You're just not noticing it -- it's why the media is wrapped around their fingers, and why they were able to kill coverage of competing products, etc.

      Oh yes, they advertise.

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    38. Re:I notice they don't advertise as much by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that. As we know, MS has interests in other companies, and also advertises heavily without using the MS name. In New Zealand, XBox and Xtra are prime examples.

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  5. Monkey Boy by Gordigor · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the Wall Street monkey like the Monkey Boy. See, there's your proof of evolution!

    1. Re:Monkey Boy by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course not, they like his money, that's all...

  6. No wonder by paranode · · Score: 2, Funny

    He scares the shit out of you so you have to buy his product or face his wrath.

    1. Re:No wonder by till.k · · Score: 1

      Same thing I always thought since I saw his video (aka, "I LOVE THIS COMPANY") where he totally erupted on the audience. ;)

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  7. Makes me wonder... by CrazyTiger · · Score: 1

    Did Ballmer do the Monkey Dance to celebrate?

  8. Microsoft? Gentle? by SilentUrbanFox · · Score: 2, Informative

    I haven't noticed this. What with the patent assault they seem to be preparing for.

  9. A confession by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This really isn't a troll, it's an honest statement when I sat that it was the "Monkey Boy" video that really put me off Microsoft. I remember thinking "this idiot is in charge of what happens to our Windows PC's?".

    It was shortly after that I decided to switch to Macintosh for my primary platform. Obviously I still have a PC but I only use that for games now.

    1. Re:A confession by jaredforshey · · Score: 1

      I can't honestly imagine that he really has that much of an influence over what happens to Windows on a software level. It's not like he's out there implementing features in code.

      Many companies hire their chief executives based on their ability to run a business, regardless of their inability to actually understand anything that business does.

    2. Re:A confession by danheskett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really?

      Hmm.. you know, as an actual developer of software, it really actually had it's intended effect.

      The tools MS is providing for developers now are really great. Such an improvement to five years ago. The resources available are just pretty great.

      Software sells systems, and MS is doing a good job getting and retaining great ISVs for their platform.

    3. Re:A confession by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Well there are some games, but the simple solution is keep your PC.

      Also remember that the more people with Macs, the bigger incentive to produce games for the platform. If the Mac had even 50% market share we would see a lot of games. Go buy one then worry about games later.

    4. Re:A confession by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can't honestly imagine that he really has that much of an influence over what happens to Windows on a software level.

      FTA; Gates created a new position for himself entitled "Chief Software Architect", so you've most likely hit the nail on the head. It seems like Gates now focuses on what happens on the software level, leaving all the other things like antitrust lawsuits to Ballmer. That's also probably why Microsoft has been patenting so many frivolous things lately. He seems to have a knack for the legalese side of things, and rather than coming up with exclusionary contracts for business dealings, he is now working on controlling intellectual property.

    5. Re:A confession by pioni · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you up. In my opinion, The Monkey Buy video summarizes Microsoft, its products, its people and it policies. Microsoft isn't a software company, it's a marketing company. As such, it succeeds quite well (too many fools and PHBs with too much money around).

    6. Re:A confession by Arthur.RHCP · · Score: 1

      I agree to you. Let's use Linux as an example. It's quickly growing, and we see more ported application as it grows. Some softhouses (specially game softhouses) use Linux (instead of UNIX or even Window$) to make its apps, and then port them to Windows. id Software (DOOM, Quake, ect) is a good example, releases the demos of its games FIRST on linux (windows demo is released after, they have to port the game :^). Actually, Windows still reins, but its empire is being scrathced by UNIXes (Linux/*BSD), but the softhouses aren't really interested on Macs, because its restricted to some people that needs its multimedia capabilities.

      --Sorry for my English.. I'm Brazilian ;)--

    7. Re:A confession by fitten · · Score: 1

      Still... this basic principle will remain: Linux will remain a small player until new game titles are available for it in a timely fashion with respect to the Windows releases. Games won't come to Linux until the game houses can figure out how to make money selling their games on Linux.

      Which is combatted by this: People who use Linux don't like to pay for anything but hardware. (How many of you reading this actually paid for your Linux distribution(s) that you run? I did.)

      And this: Games take lots of money up front to make. Game programmers work 80+ hour weeks under high pressure so game houses typically pay their employees since they cannot keep up with the schedule by 'hobby' programming (program at night for free while working a 'normal' job to pay the bills, effectively subsidizing the game development, which is how a lot of OSS is written.

      Until you can resolve this conundrum, Windows will still be on top.

    8. Re:A confession by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really really?

      As a software engineer with over 20 years of MS development experience, I always preferred Borland's tools over Microsofts's.

      MS had what I considered to be great compilers with their C versions 6.0 and 7.0 and and nice assembler with MASM 5 and 6 (all text based). And the initial version of VB that generated Windows code was revolutionary. But they really dropped the ball after that. MFC was a fiasco from the start: thin OO wrappers around the Windows API. Borland was good from the get-go, and picked up the GUI ball with Delphi and C++ Builder. Borland created object frameworks that made sense, not like MFC. The only way to work efficiently with MFC was to have a copy of Petzold handy. The new .NET stuff (which I am working in and really don't like a lot; too much of what's going on is abstracted away from you, and not necessarily in a good way) is starting to adopt more of Borland's GUI design philosophy. Which is not surprising as Anders is working for MS now. I was initially thrilled with C#.NET, but after having to maintain and upgrade a large system in it, have revised my opinion: it's clunky and has a very "beta", not ready for primetime feel to it. Hopefully, it will eventually come in to its own.

      I have also worked in KDevelop and XCode(Project Builder). I like them both. I gave up running MS at home a while ago. It keeps me employed but for personal use, I prefer Apple's XCode front to gcc.

    9. Re:A confession by Arthur.RHCP · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read this petition to EA? as you can see, we don't like to pay for software, but if thers a good comercial game, we will pay, if it runs on linux. the wine project (and its gaming son, the cedega project) is doing a great job by implementing win32 api on linux, but the 64bit software are coming. if its being hard to implement a 32bit api, what about a 64bit one? I think the softhouses (specially gamehouses) WILL port their apps, because linux is really growing. its getting a lot friendly, KDE and GNOME are doing great job, new friendy distros are made all the time. and there are port helpers, just like Winelib.

    10. Re:A confession by fitten · · Score: 1

      Yeah... 984 current signatures... If every one of those folks would just pay $500 per game, EA might be able to recover the porting costs from their Windows source.

      You've got to put together more money than 1000 x $50 = $50,000 to get their attention.... try about 10x that amount.

    11. Re:A confession by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      As another actual software developer I find that the MS dev tools are terribly overrated. Especially their editors. The editor makes you reach for the mouse way too often and it still dosen't let you analyze user.dmp files. It's too big to use when memory is low so I still use windbg (we call it "windbag") more then Dev Studio for debugging.

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
    12. Re:A confession by Arthur.RHCP · · Score: 1

      They could at least release porting patches, like iD Software and Epic Games do. If these two companies are smaller and release for FREE the ported binaries, why wouldn't EA do? Do you pay for the DOOM3 linux binaries in iD page? Do you pay more for unreal 2003/2004 because there are linux binaries in the instalation cds?

    13. Re:A confession by danheskett · · Score: 1

      MFC was a fiasco from the start: thin OO wrappers around the Windows API.
      Exactly. MFC sucks and is a disaster.

      .NET is such huge improvement over MFC that it's ridiculous. VS.NET 2003 and the beta of VS.NET 2005 are both excellent environments for all kinds of development.

      The whole idea of a bytecode runtime - like Java or NET is to abstract you and the system but in a good way.

      Borland has had excellent tools, and I did really like them for a bit. But the quality of their tools does not detract from what MS offers.

      MS has really gone - since Ballmer got on board - the extra mile for getting developers good stuff. The death of MFC was a big one.

    14. Re:A confession by Skim123 · · Score: 1
      A three minute video clip was what made you switch to an incredibly more trendy and expensive system? Hrm.

      Anywho, Ballmer is not some slack-jawed idiot, as many like to demonize him. Not surprisingly, he is a killer salesman and communicator. I've heard him talk a couple of times at relatively small conferences and was very impressed by his vision, intelligence, and oratory skills.

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      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    15. Re:A confession by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Especially their editors.
      I code is VS.NET 2003 probably on average 6 hrs a day. My main development machine has no mouse. What exactly is the problem you are having?

    16. Re:A confession by CaptKilljoy · · Score: 1

      This really isn't a troll, it's an honest statement when I sat that it was the "Monkey Boy" video that really put me off Microsoft. I remember thinking "this idiot is in charge of what happens to our Windows PC's?".

      A: "Developer, developers, developers, developers!"

      Q: What are Linus Torvalds, Miguel de Icaza, Larry Wall, and Brian Behlendorf

      Stupid as the video is, if it isn't obvious as a kick in the crotch that a platform lives or dies by the developers it attracts, both for the platform itself and the applications that run on it, perhaps it isn't Ballmer that is the idiot... (I refer not specifically to you, but slashdot in general.)

      Obviously I still have a PC but I only use that for games now.

      Gee, I wonder why you don't just play games on your Mac? (Hint, the answer starts with a "D".)

    17. Re:A confession by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      and was very impressed by his vision

      So were the nine kings of mortal men until Sauron uttered the words "and in the darkness bind them."

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    18. Re:A confession by Skim123 · · Score: 1
      --

      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    19. Re:A confession by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've had your sense of humor surgically removed.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    20. Re:A confession by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      No, apparently I have better things to do than to know what the hell you're talking about.

      --

      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    21. Re:A confession by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Many companies hire their chief executives based on their ability to run a business, regardless of their inability to actually understand anything that business does.

      Just out of curiosity, can anyone cite where a CEO has really had a significant positive or negative impact on an existing company?

      This is purely from ignorance, I have only worked at 2 non edu places in my lifetime, but to me it seems as though a CEO gets paid a bunch, I mean a bunch of money where an organization will pretty much run on its own merits and inertia. I mean these guys have clauses in their contracts for up to $150 mil severance pay if they get fired. I've heard some stats of something like it used to be that CEOs used to make something like 10 to 20x of what a "normal" person made, and now its more like 100x to 1000x.

      Just to clarify, I'm not talking about a CEO that starts a company, but rather one of these hired on guys to run a company.

    22. Re:A confession by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      ahhh...that _explains_ it. .NET is becomming popular because it follows PHPs lessons on good design!

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    23. Re:A confession by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Proof positive that there's at least one person on Earth who's never read LOTR, or seen the movies. I knew there had to be one, somewhere....

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    24. Re:A confession by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      Next time you leave your parent's basement, say "So were the nine kings of mortal men until Sauron uttered the words 'and in the darkness bind them.'" to some random person and see what kind of look you get. Please.

      --

      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    25. Re:A confession by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      No need to get nasty, Skim. Cluelessness isn't punishable by death...yet.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    26. Re:A confession by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't define "not being down with the lingo of the sci-fi/fantasy crowd and able to quote said books" as "clueless."

      --

      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

  10. Gentle? GENTLE? by Xpilot · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Ballmer the one who spewed things like "Linux is a cancer"?

    I wouldn't say Ballmer is "gentle". More like, uhm... big, loud, incoherent and jumps up and down a lot?

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    "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    1. Re:Gentle? GENTLE? by Jameth · · Score: 1
      Wasn't Ballmer the one who spewed things like "Linux is a cancer"?

      I wouldn't say Ballmer is "gentle". More like, uhm... big, loud, incoherent and jumps up and down a lot?

      They may seem rather uncouth at the moment, but thinking back definitely reveals that this is their 'gentler' side, even if it is not particularly gentle.
  11. Gentler side huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So instead of bouncing around like a big ape screaming, "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!", he's now tip-toeing around like a cute, bald, Teletubbie whispering, "developers, developers, developers"?

    1. Re:Gentler side huh? by lowe0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't care less what histrionics Ballmer goes into on stage - his monkey dance neither amuses nor disturbs me. I judge Microsoft's committment to developers by looking at their current and upcoming tools, their developer resources, etc.. And their committment seems pretty good to me.

  12. Ballmer, FUD, and patents... by sebFlyte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Five years of FUD, but financial success... He is feeling rattled by Linux though, as the recent FUD he's been spreading about patents shows. One imagines this will continue for some time to come, since his style may not be popular, but it's certainly effective.

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    "Nothing can shake my belief that this world is the fruit of a dark god whose shadow I extend." - Emil Michel Cioran
  13. Microsoft's growth has stagnated by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The stock price has been in a rut for years, the only positive has been the large cash payout to stockholders. Microsoft has yet to find the next growth opporunity that will replace the very mature operating system and office cash cows. Microsoft is losing ground in the next huge growth market, China, to Linux. I'd say that the past five years have been a failure for Ballmer. All Microsoft has done on his watch is tread water.

    1. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      As much as you wish this were true, the facts say differently. During his five years, MS profits increased by more than 60%. I shouldn't even need to point out how they've branched out into many new fields under his watch. Doesn't look to me like 'treading water'. If anything, he's positioning MS so that Windows isn't it's make or break product.

    2. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by KontinMonet · · Score: 1

      Profits are easy to manipulate. The stock price is only marginally above where it was 5 years ago according to Yahoo.

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      Did he inhale?
    3. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by gunnk · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think they ARE treading water, but I also think you are right that Ballmer is attempting to position MS so that Windows/Office aren't the only options they have for making money. Companies which are dependent on a single product (especially tech companies) run the risk that new technologies will render them irrelevant. The PC demolished the mainframe business, for example. OSS is a real threat to closed source -- which traditionally is all MS has to offer.

      Why I claim MS is simply treading water, however, comes down the fact that while MS is trying quite a few new projects to develop additional revenue streams, I don't see any of them really laying a foundation for big growth. The XBox is competitive, but doesn't dominate and is sold as a loss-leader (recouped on games sales). Sony is still a huge threat in consoles, so MS is still on unstable ground there. MSN: is it even profitable? I don't know, but I think it is marginal at best. Media Centers? So far, consumers seem to have no real interest in putting a computer in the entertainment center.

      No, Ballmer's trying, but he isn't succeeding. MS still doesn't have any real direction or inspiration. Then again, it's a company that has gotten lethargic because of its monopoly revenue stream. Any tech company that doesn't stay hungry has become prey rather than predator.

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      Life is short: void the warranty.
    4. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by ghjm · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you realize this, but the tech sector is in recession.

      The Nasdaq Computer Index hit a peak around 1/1/00 and has subsequently lost two-thirds of its value. (chart)

      Microsoft hit a peak around 1/1/00 and has subsequently lost half its value. (chart)

      If you take losses in a recession, but you take smaller losses than everyone else, you are still outperforming the market.

      -Graham

    5. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by argoff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you look at this chart since the recovery, it is clear the FOSS sector is recovering from the recesson, the proprietary software sector is not. Translation: Microsoft cant compete.

    6. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by Skim123 · · Score: 1
      Translation: Microsoft cant compete.

      $36 billion in profit per year. If that's the results of not being able to compete, sign me up!

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      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    7. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      If anything, he's positioning MS so that Windows isn't it's make or break product.

      So far he has failed. There is no new growth product in sight. The stock price has stagnated for years. Microsoft is losing out on the emerging markets. Microsoft is still reliant upon Windows and Office for profits. None of the new divisions are producing anywhere near the growth necessary for maintain the current p/e ratio for the MSFT stock.

    8. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      $36 billion *sales*. RTFA. Not a bad number mind you.

    9. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by rp · · Score: 1

      These comments (like all comments I've seen on Microsoft) seem to underestimate the effort it takes to maintain backward compatibility. This is a huge problem. They have finally introduced a serious, state of the art programming environment (.NET) but how to use it to their advantage? If only to avoid bad publicity they'll have to maintain their existing stuff until eternity. What's the challenge in writing a decent word processor for .NET if you know you can only market it when it's 100% Word-compatible? Open Office has that problem, but Microsoft has it just the same.

    10. Re:Microsoft's growth has stagnated by ghjm · · Score: 1

      First of all, RHAT is not "the FOSS sector." Secondly, nice job picking the two year timeframe. In every other time period Yahoo can display, MSFT comes out ahead.

      If my personal preferences translated into stock market success, RHAT would be kicking MSFT's hairy ass. But that just isn't what's happening Out There.

      -Graham

  14. ah yes by sometwo · · Score: 1

    he's quite the gentle monkey: http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

  15. The steve ballmer effect by tayhimself · · Score: 1

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/microsoftdance.html Hahahahahaha. They shouldve taken a video of the audience while this was going on.

  16. Wrong side of the stick by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately ... we're known as a legal defendant"
    Better that than being known as litigitous, we-bulldoze-over-everyone-in-our-way bastards. Oh wait...

    1. Re:Wrong side of the stick by Jameth · · Score: 1
      "Unfortunately ... we're known as a legal defendant"

      Better that than being known as litigitous, we-bulldoze-over-everyone-in-our-way bastards. Oh wait...

      Microsoft does not have a reputation for being litigious, and with good reason. They almost always try to avoid using the courts. Instead, they just buy out and/or destroy their rivals in a more free-form forum. Call them evil and vile all you want, but they are not yet litigious.
  17. does it matter? by already_gone · · Score: 1

    one corepirate nazi looks/acts pretty much like.... uncle fester. that would be billmirror.

    they imagine the customer with much the same 'regard' as john gotti had for his hostages.

    remember, consult with/trust in yOUR creators, spplying newclear powered unbreakable kode, since/until forever. see you there?

    1. Re:does it matter? by kahei · · Score: 1


      Hey, 'corepirate' guy, you're back!

      And now you have a name! And THAT, my friend, is your FATAL MISTAKE!

      Nah, just kidding, I love you. You remind me of my first girlfriend. Look, I used up karma making an offtopic post for you.

      --
      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    2. Re:does it matter? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Hi, Steve!

      So the NYT finally ran you off, eh?

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  18. Balmer is insane! by SteveXE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not trying to make fun, but ive NEVER seen a fat man move like that and have that much energy...except Chris Farley

    1. Re:Balmer is insane! by covertbadger · · Score: 1

      I'm still amazed that paramedics didn't rush up and drag him off stage after that. 10 seconds of skipping around like a 6-year-old girl on her birthday, and the man is too exhausted to speak. Great motivation for getting myself down the gym - I swear I won't be that unfit when I'm Ballmer's age.

  19. If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lets see..

    Now in the past 5 years of Balmer the stock of Microsoft has dropped maybe 50% or so in value.

    Now of course since 5 years ago we had the .COM bubble burst, but while it seems that the the dow jones and Nasdaq have had a bit of a rise in profitablity, they seem to be leaving MS behind.

    I figure it has to do with no new OSes for people to buy and MS's inability to profitable merge into other tech markets.

    Of course if you invest 10 years ago, then you would of rocked the house.

    But if you invested 5 years ago you would of lost almost half of your investment and if you invested your money in them anytime between now and then you would of been better off keeping your money in a savings account.

    Hell you would have at least had some profit if you invested in Apple...

    hmm....

    You know you can go for a very long time in the stock market without rising or falling much at all. Could it be that when you have 95% of hte market your prospects for growth don't seem to hot to investors?

    So 5 years of mediocre performance. What will be the next 5 years? Even them returning a large part of their cash reserves to their investors had little to no effect on their stock... Unless it prevented it from falling further.

    It seems to me like nobody in Walstreet gives a shit about Balmer, but PC and financial magazines sure love that ad revenue!!!

    look fer yerself.

    1. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by suchire · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Let's look at this a little differently, shall we?

      Now in the past 5 years of Balmer the stock of Microsoft has dropped maybe 50% or so in value....I figure it has to do with no new OSes for people to buy and MS's inability to profitable merge into other tech markets.

      It's not that Microsoft is doing badly; it's just that it's "hi tech" stock valuation has finally given way to a more normal business evaluation. Instead of trading at 70 times earnings, it's now trading at a more reasonable 35 times earnings. Considering that it's a huge, huge, huge company, it's a good bet that it can't grow like, say, Apple or the rest of NASDAQ can. Would you expect, say, Proctor & Gamble to grow 70% a year? I doubt it.

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      Such irE
    2. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by clone22 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although there was a split, the price comparison of ca. 50 5 years ago vs. now is split-adjusted. Also, they haven't been paying a dividend over that entire 5 year period and the yield, at current prices, is only a little over 1%. So, even at a P/E of 35, MSFT is overvalued.

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    3. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by revery · · Score: 1

      Well maybe if you would talk a little slower and stop using such big fancy words like "stock" and "2003" we wouldn't be so confused, Mr. Smarty Smarty McGenius...

    4. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Hell you would have at least had some profit if you invested in Apple...


      SOME profit? That's a major understatement. Try 200% profit if you invested at ~$23 like I did. Of course, I only purchased 20 shares, but a profit's still a profit ;)

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    5. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Your evaluation would have been a little more credible if you had even mentioned the quarterly dividends and the special 3$ dividend just two months ago...

      MSFT Dividend FAQ

    6. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by Kevinb · · Score: 1
      Now in the past 5 years of Balmer the stock of Microsoft has dropped maybe 50% or so in value.

      The article was actually a bit misleading in this regard -- there was a 2-for-1 split in the time since Ballmer took over, so the stock's value hasn't really dropped 50%. But still, it has been almost completely stagnant the past couple of years, and stagnant is not what Wall Street is looking for...

    7. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      This is in part due to the fact that MS stock was vastly overvalued. It's still vastly overvalued, but more and more investors are getting wise to this fact and refuse to put a religious sort of faith in Microsoft's ability to make all that stock money back 'sometime in the future'. Especially since their attempts to enter and dominate alternate markets have met with either very limited success, or no success at all.

      Max

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    8. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by Belsical · · Score: 1
      You clearly don't understand how stock works.
      Even them returning a large part of their cash reserves to their investors had little to no effect on their stock... Unless it prevented it from falling further.
      When a company hands out a huge dividend, its stock falls by exactly that amount. Why? Stock is based on the value of the company. If you hand out a ton of cash, the value of your company decreases by exactly that amount.

      Whether the stock is overvalued or undervalued has more to do with where people think it will go in the future; indirect calculations. Direct actions like this affect the stock directly.
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      "There are no such things as mutual fantasies. Yours bore us and ours offend you."
      - Bill Maher
    9. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by geomon · · Score: 1

      Would you expect, say, Proctor & Gamble to grow 70% a year? I doubt it.

      They did it before, and they could do it again.

      It depends on whether P&G could produce another market killer like Tide again.

      In a similar vein, if MSFT were to produce a truly killer application or product, there should be no reason why their stock couldn't rocket up again.

      But the business focus lately has been to milk the existing cash cows and attempt, yet again, to enter markets they failed in before - like entertainment centers (ala webtv) and telephones.

      Game consoles are losing money for them at this point. They need to kill Sony to really make serious cash in gaming.

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      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    10. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by suchire · · Score: 1
      You do realize that Tide is only 5-6% of P&G's total sales. P&G will probably never, ever again grow 70% in a year. This year, they grew 13%, which is *huge* for them; in their own words, growing 5-6% in sales is "the equivalent of adding a business the size of P&G's total business in the UK."

      If you think about Microsoft's total Enterprise Value, it's $221.18 billion. Tide, on the other hand, is a $3 billion dollar brand. If people are surprised that P&G can grow 13% and think it's good, what do you think about Microsoft growing 70%? That's outrageous, and probably not ever going to happen.

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    11. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by geomon · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Tide is only 5-6% of P&G's total sales.

      Not when it came out. It blew the competition out of the water.

      P&G will probably never, ever again grow 70% in a year.

      All prognosticators are wrong.

      That's outrageous, and probably not ever going to happen.

      And you were accurate about the explosive growth of MSFT in the years 1994-1999?

      Pull up your previous predictions and lets have a look at them.

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      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    12. Re:If Balmer rocks, then why doesn't the stock? by suchire · · Score: 1
      Not when it came out. It blew the competition out of the water.

      And when was that? A long time ago, when P&G was a lot smaller. When's the last time P&G came out with a blockbuster product that grew its sales by 70%? A long time ago.

      And you were accurate about the explosive growth of MSFT in the years 1994-1999? Pull up your previous predictions and lets have a look at them

      First, Microsoft was a helluva lot smaller in 1994 than in 1999. Company growth *does* slow down after it hits the hundred-billion mark. Second, read my lips: overvalued. Have you ever heard of the word "bubble"? More specifically, ".com" bubble? You know, the one where everything was selling for 300 times earnings? In the year 2000, the stock finally reached a much more correct value for the company. Not Steve Ballmer's fault that investors were stupid for five years.

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      Such irE
  20. i wonder for how long by koekepeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Ballmer is largely credited for tripling the company's cash balance, with sales growing from less than $23 billion in 2000 to $36.8 billion last year."

    their main revenues are form selling the OS and Office suites, right? well, he was still in the luxury position of building on a monopoly. i'm pretty sure it won't stay like this as competition gets more stiff.

    and yeah, OSS and/or Free software are a big competitor in the fields where MS wants to make money in the future (embedded space, servers, for example).

    1. Re:i wonder for how long by Knightwise · · Score: 1

      Hmm , I wonder if MS would still be the market leader when people would REALY have to pay for MS , and not just use the pirated copy. I'd think you could make an end user think twice before spending 400 euro's on a Windows XP , or having to mess around a few weeks in getting to know LINUX and getting the OS for free. You would see the 90% market share of MS plummit if it would be a fair fight. I say : STOP the illegal copying of Windows XP (deactivate the pirate copy's) and THEN you would see who was the bigger fish.

  21. self-correcting eyecon0meter kode still wwworking by already_gone · · Score: 1

    that would be 'supplying'.

    as for the felonious FUDgePackers' 'code of ethics'/morality, aaarrrggghh.

  22. A from wall street, F from developers. by kahei · · Score: 4, Insightful


    It is precisely because of Ballmers orientation toward marketing and finance that MS's real potential is WEAKER than it was in 2000. For every temporary balance sheet win he has made, there has been permanent 'hearts and minds' damage.

    Communication is the issue; MS no longer listens to clients at the tech level. Up until a few years ago I rated MS very high in terms of listening to the marketplace and creating technology to match -- in fact, where governmental bodies and cross-industry standards groups constantly failed, and giant companies simply didn't give a good gosh damn, MS habitually actually listened to people who knew technology and produced what the world needed. This might have been more striking in my area than in some others, but it was certainly a general rule.

    Fast forward to the present day. The world asks MS , "What is your .NET product anyway?" and MS NEVER ANSWERS. Ballmer chants "XML! XML! XML!" for six months while programmers, managers and investors across the globe stare blankly at him. That was the quality of communication, on the subject of MS's own product.

    So financially, I agree that Ballmer has really done a lot. But putting the emphasis on extracting money from clients, rather than delivering benefits to clients, can only work for so long :(

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    1. Re:A from wall street, F from developers. by popeyethesailor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, my experience has been completely different. The last 5 years have been the "Open"-nest period for MS. XP and 2003 are solid systems, working with Office files are actually possible(with XML exports), IIS 6 is reasonably secure, and .NET is a productive development platform for millions of developers. If you dont understand it, its not their fault!

      More importantly, is the feedback you can directly provide to MS devs- most of the key people blog a lot. Lots of commentators have influenced decisions made by MS in the past 5 years.

      The parent comment is just irrational blather.

    2. Re:A from wall street, F from developers. by suchire · · Score: 1
      Microsoft still adds a lot of value to their software. I agree; their consumer-level software sucks pretty bad...but it has improved. Windows XP is much more stable, much faster, and much cleaner than Windows 98 was. Meanwhile, the Office suite is pretty good. I hate Microsoft Word, but PowerPoint and Excel are really, really nice.

      Meanwhile, on the corporate level, Microsoft really does create a lot of software that almost no one outside of the corporate environment knows about. Sharepoint is one example; it's a wonderful godsend for collaborative work. Its server is taking larger amounts of the web's market share, mainly because of the way it integrates with the rest of people's Windows systems. Monopolistic or not, integration is very useful.

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    3. Re:A from wall street, F from developers. by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      But putting the emphasis on extracting money from clients, rather than delivering benefits to clients, can only work for so long

      As the old saying goes, when you stop pursuing your customers and start pursuing your customers' money, eventually you wind up with neither.

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    4. Re:A from wall street, F from developers. by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there. While I don't think Microsoft should be winning any awards, I certainly don't consider the company to be Satan incarnate.

      And I'm growing increasingly tired of hearing people constantly harping on them as a "monopoly". Microsoft is NOT a monopoly. The barriers to entry for the OS industry -OR- productivity/development software industry are not prohibitively high. I hear so much whining, particularly from the /. crowd, that I believe the people that complain about Microsoft's "monopolistic" practices are just cranky because the market share of Windows, Office, or Visual Studio is greater than that of their own favorite OS or tools.

      For those of you who bash Microsoft as a knee-jerk reaction to the fact that your chosen platform or toolset is not the most widespread one (and you know who you are), do us all a favor and do something constructive to promote or evangelize them WITHOUT mindlessly trash-talking the competition. Our stress levels will decrease, and hey, we might actually get some meaningful discourse going. It's certainly a lot better than spinning our wheels with the "Microsoft sux!"/"Mac is dead!" arguments.

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    5. Re:A from wall street, F from developers. by dbacher · · Score: 1

      Well in his defense,

      I do still have the PDC 2000 (I think it was) pre-release DVD of .NET, where indeed there was a two hour video clip consisting of Balmer chanting "XML XML XML."

      At that show, Microsoft was unable to get their product working (which is typical of their showing in the ohio area -- they rent PCs, and install them 2 minutes before the show so stuff doesn't run), and chanted XML is data and data is XML, which really has absolutely nothing to do with .NET (which has its own merits and weaknesses).

      However their refusal to support basic features in Visual Studio that, say, #Develop supports is becoming annoying. Having to have 4 versions of Visual Studio installed in order to be able to work with down-level products that you still have to support simply isn't fun.

      But in his defense, the PDC in Cincinnatti (I cannot speak for others) did a really lousy job at .NET's launch of saying anything remotely related to what the product was.

      The huge "feature" was that they were giving away an XBox as I recall, that was why we sent developers in fact (I kid you not -- the management was hoping to score an XBox, because they were giving away '150' -- what they didn't mention was that those were scattered across over 100 "road shows" in the US, and not at each road show).

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  23. an "A" by micmast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An A on wallstreet a D for operating system and a F for security... that is still below average to me...

  24. Interesting by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is interesting to see how this $23 to $36 billion growth compares to the drop of the USD value during those very years. Do the math.

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    1. Re:Interesting by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      I'll bite.

      Value compared to what?

      The Euro? 21.5%
      13 Jan 2000: Euro 22.3 bn*
      13 Jan 2005: Euro 27.1 bn

      The Yen? 62.5%
      13 Jan 2000: Yen 2.4 trn
      13 Jan 2005: Yen 3.9 trn

      British Pound? 36.7%
      13 Jan 2000: GBP 13.9 bn
      13 Jan 2005: GBP 19 bn

      Australian Dollar? 34.4%
      13 Jan 2000: AUD 34.9 bn
      13 Jan 2005: AUD 46.9 bn

      The Chinese Yuan? 56.7%
      13 Jan 2000: CNY 190.4 bn
      13 Jan 2005: CNY 298.3 bn

      That's an average overall 49.8% increase between these currencies (which is about the same as the dollar rise). The lowest was the Euro at 21.5%, but the increase in Yen is 62.5%. If you were somehow to believe that all these currencies (including the dollar) were put into a pool with equal shares, you still come out at a pretty good 8.1% clip in growth those years.

      To think that Microsoft somehow did not hedge against any unfavorable movements in currency is absolutely ludicrous, so effects to them are pretty much nil. They are not affected by the change in the Euro, or at least not as much as you think. (Note how prices of BMWs have not risen 33%).

      Then again, cash reserves don't really mean that much. Microsoft was holding most of it in fear of large lawsuits coming. Now that that has passed, they need to figure out what to do with it.

      What was the point of your remark?

      * Source: Markets & Data | Calculator

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    2. Re:Interesting by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

      Dude, lay off the guy, he's a phD!!! Not only that, but he speaks Latin, that much is apparent just by his sig! Who knows what else he's capable of? I don't see any credentials in your sig, just a link to some proof about where your numbers came from... Just who do you think you are buddy?

    3. Re:Interesting by ptarra · · Score: 1

      From their 10K filling they claim that for the last year (Part II, item 7) this helped with 1.1 billion dollars comparing 2004 to 2003.

      Also very interesting from their fillings where do they make the money (million USD):
      Client (OSs): +8015
      Server: +96
      Inf.Worker (alias Office): +7151
      Buss.Solutions: -255
      MSN: +121
      Mobile: -224
      Home ent.: -1215

      Then there are some extra expenses somewhere to make a total net income of around +8100 million USD.

      Nice read for tonight...

    4. Re:Interesting by DigitalRover · · Score: 1

      From the looks of things, he's a philosophy major with the math skills and economic understanding that accompanies that.

  25. "Gentler"? by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    Another Ballmer-inspired change: Fostering a kinder, gentler image and greater trust among both customers and partners. Ballmer issues annual missives to his troops calling on them to build products that are more useful for customers and to be more responsive to customer needs.

    *sob* ...oh, the humanity! Well, if James Gandolfini won't come back for another season, now they know who to cast.

    And as for the razor-sharp journalists at ZDNet...just as gardeners itch to plant seeds, the pandering press likes to court the tender buds of the new year's ad revenue as early as it can.

  26. Proper accounting would have reflected $18 b loss by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Informative
    "Everyone is fooled, prepare for phase 2..."
    No one really noticed the books when Bill hopped off. Or since then, for that matter. Proper accounting would have reflected a net loss of $18 billion for 1998 for Microsoft.
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  27. How long does R&D take? by gosand · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You'd think that they could innovate with their $65 billion in cash. Instead, we get a grand total of - not one, not two - but THREE color schemes for Windows XP. It is arrogance like this that will eventually displace Microsoft. Not that color schemes matter, but the company hasn't come up with anything original in a long time. This is just a good example.

    And they spend billions on R&D every year. It is like there is some law that prevents them from coming up with something both useful and non-evil. I have about a hundred ideas that they could use right now.


    In the last year, there was an article in Scientific American (I think it was the June issue ) that described Microsoft's R&D department. Essentially, they are buying up some of the best people out there to innovate for them. Of course, the next question is always "What have they produced?" I don't know. Maybe they have produced something, maybe they are getting ready to, who knows? They might just be storing up patents. They have the money and capabilities to innovate, but I think it may take a while to come to fruition.

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    1. Re:How long does R&D take? by kubrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, as far as Microsoft's concerned, these "best people" aren't innovating for anyone else, and that's worth paying their salaries for.

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    2. Re:How long does R&D take? by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, the next question is always "What have they produced?" I don't know. Maybe they have produced something, maybe they are getting ready to, who knows?

      Not that hard...research.microsoft.com, maybe? Here, some more useful information.

    3. Re:How long does R&D take? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Of all the M$ products, the only one I truely find amazingly good is "M$ streets and trips".

      I have been using this since 2002, and yearly I can say the versions get better and better. Not to mention this thing is virtually bug free.

      It's really unfortunate that M$ can't engineer all their products at this level.

    4. Re:How long does R&D take? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Excel is probably tip top of the spreadsheet world (not just because the data format is the standard). While open office's calc is good and getting better Excel has more short cuts that I use daily.

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  28. Ballmer lending a soft side to Microsoft? by betelgeuse68 · · Score: 1

    This from the person who said to the US Attorney General, "I say to heck with Janet Reno."

    Then again, perhaps he realized the stupidity of his ways...

    -M

    PS: Welcome to the world of GLOBAL politics Mr. Ballmer.

  29. An "A"? by dcw3 · · Score: 2

    Critics claim that today, we see a much 'gentler' side of Microsoft and Ballmer seems to have received an "A" in Wall Street's eyes."

    And yet, where is the stock price in comparison to five years ago? Sure the bubble broke, but MS is sitting at less than half of the price it was back when he took over. How is this an "A"?

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  30. You mean 5 years...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    1. Re:You mean 5 years...? by ptarra · · Score: 1

      This gives a better comparison. Unless you mean Ballmer is responsible for the Nasdaq indes too...

  31. The man is OK by MPHellwig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What do you expect if you where the CEO of world biggest software company?
    Ofcourse he is out there to make money and to sell Windows.
    He would say anything to make sure his biz stays in biz, just like any other CEO but besides that he is perfectly reasonable, in real live.
    That man is not stupid neither evil, he sells his product in which he believes.
    The only "crime" he would be guilty of is the crime of commerce.

  32. Cutting back by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    One reason not to advertise as much is that advertising is expensive and most of the customers are captive anyway. One of the goals for last year was to cut expenses, presumably before a real audit puts daylight on the situation. Last year was a banner year for F/OSS, even if you only count sales.

    A potlach is no longer a useful way of spending the IT budget. That means MS-Windows and MS-Office must go, Linux, OS X and OpenOffice.org are in, and on the old hardware no less. The hype and buzz of the dot-com era is finally fading and businesses are starting to look at getting things done rather than trying to incite competitors into bankrupting themselves.

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  33. It was easy ... for now anyway by ScrewTivo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Call home software activation forced everyone to pony up. But have you noticed the thrust behind open source since then. He may have won the battle, the war is still raging and the winner is not clear. With six computers in my home and many more within my area of influence via family members I support it's not hard to understand that I now recommend "good enough" alternatives such as OO, and "Best of the breed" Firefox.

    1. Re:It was easy ... for now anyway by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      No it didn't - everybody used XP Pro instead.

  34. Doesn't Really Change Anything by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While it's nice that Wall Street loves Balmer, it doesn't change the fact that Microsoft is facing a real challenge to its primary revenue streams as we begin to enter a post-PC era. While the PC is not going to disappear, prospects for growth are not good as other devices (that don't and won't run Windows) take the place of PCs for many functions. Microsoft has made some efforts to get out of the PC box, but so far they still seem inclined to try to stuff Windows into everything (Xbox, set top boxes, etc...). They've got to free themselves from this kind of thought if they're going to have a chance to create something new that people will want.

  35. What about the bananas? by Saeger · · Score: 1, Funny
    In the 5 years that Ballmer has been Numero Uno, the world supply of bananas has been in serious trouble!

    Is there a connection? Where have all the bananas gone?

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  36. opensource by kentaromiura · · Score: 1

    with ballmer Microsoft have release their first opensource product, they link on microsoft.com new beta for free.
    They pay a lot for benchmark against linux..
    But they release web matrix and .net

    microsoft seems changed a bit..

    i think they are only hiding behind a mask..
    but nothing is sure..

    sorry for my orrible english :p

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  37. Gentler?! Who's kidding who. by freshBlueO2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Come on, Bill made comment that would make you laugh and think "get real", "whatever" (One day hardware will be free and people will pay for software). Steve, on the other hand, just pisses people off to the point of demonstrating the bird.

    What's the deal with Asia's Windows XP watered-down edition. With a continent that doesn't care to much about thier pirate mafias, that is sure going to move the governments away from open source.

    Oh yeah, and since it didn't work your going to sue an entire continent over patent infirgements? How about trying that in our country first. Oh, right, you can't becuase you know you'll lose. But I guess Steve must think he can bully those he thinks are ignorant. (If I were you, I won't mess with a peoples that know kung fu).

    And how about comparing a copy of $1000+ CD vs a bottle of cognac? I'm sorry Steve, but people paid for the software, not the medium the software was bought on. And since a backup is like less than a dollar, your comment doesn't justify.

    So, what does that say about the people who seem to think Steve created a gentler M$? (RLOL) In my opinion, I think Steve is having it REAL lucky right now, or pulling an Enron. The way I see it, more and more people are moving to linux open source. Apple did it. Novell did it. IBM and Walmart are using it. Companies and government agencies are moving to it. Pretty soon the gaming industry, the only driving force that is keeping MS afloat, is going to switch over faster than you can say bubblelusicous. Then we will see a slow horrible death to MS (and their BS).

    1. Re:Gentler?! Who's kidding who. by Atrax · · Score: 1

      (One day hardware will be free and people will pay for software)

      ummm... I came out with something very similar recently without consciously knowing about that quote. My correspondent replied :

      Steve? Steve Ballmer? Is that you? What did you do with Atrax?

      I only said hardware was a commodity item and software is a more flexible market.... sort of...

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    2. Re:Gentler?! Who's kidding who. by Feztaa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hardware is a commodity, but software is quickly becoming so as well. This is how it should be.

  38. Giant cash balance a good thing? by OnanTheBarbarian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps I don't understand the subtleties here, but why should Ballmer get credit for piling up a lot of cash?

    Shouldn't this be going towards developing new products and services (whether they are internally developed or just bought lock-stock-and-barrel from outside)?

    1. Re:Giant cash balance a good thing? by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      Well, there are only so many billions you can spend on R&D...

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    2. Re:Giant cash balance a good thing? by dbacher · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's traditional practice has been to have a heavy cash balance.

      Their typical research and development technique is to swallow smaller fish that have somethign they want (WebTV, Hotmail, Direct3D, Direct3D Retained Mode, DirectX 2, etc.)

      They wait for some other company to develop a product or service that they want, and then they buy that company outright.

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  39. received an A ? hmmm, A- by bushboy · · Score: 1

    Hole more like ...

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  40. Re: Developers like .NET by dantheman82 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I beg to differ with those who say Microsoft treats developers like crap. For developers, there are so many more people than Balmer to listen to. If you want the PR, fine, go with Balmer. But if you explore your options just a little, you will see what I mean.

    However, need I mention Channel 9, which is run by 5 Microsoft employees. They interview a lot of people within Microsoft and you really get a feel for the stuff they deal with. There is the *free* ISV Buddy Program, a Microsoft employee assigned personally to help answer questions/issues you have with many of their products.

    And I could go on for quite awhile about .NET and the ways they link up with developers on that:

    There is INETA, which has over 300,000 members worldwide and is promoted a lot by Microsoft.

    There are many, many community websites put out or suppported in some way by Microsoft, like GotDotNet, MSDNAA (for students), Free ASP.NET starter kits, etc.

    There are the helpful Shows and Webcasts highlighting and explaining new Microsoft products, which are especially helpful for .NET developers here.

    There is the Student Ambassador (to Microsoft) program where a student serves as the liason between Microsoft and students and provides software, information, and community for students. This is run by Microsoft, and I play a small part as one SA among ~146 on college campuses in the US alone.

    There is the Imagine Cup contest, which is geared for students which provides a programming competition for anyone interested. The website for that is here...

    There's more, but you get the point.

    As far as previous stuff (MFC, COM, etc.) I have not been involved at that stage, and a specific business may have had a different experience.

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  41. Re:Yeah by aculeus · · Score: 1

    Where did you get the idea that Apple hates DRM? Everything you get from iTunes has DRM built in. Last I checked, iTunes was an Apple product.

  42. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by fitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh.... "mission critical" and "Linux" (or even "Windows") in the same sentence... good one :) I'd mod this post up as Funny +1 if I had mod points right now.

    If you actually know software history, Linux isn't that far ahead of anything. Neither is Windows, really. They are both still tired old horses in the scheme of things. I haven't seen anything from either that is really innovative that is/can be used in a production environment. Everything they do is just either copies of what other people are doing on other platforms or even just copies of what other people are doing on the same platform even. I can't even think of one thing on either platform that hasn't already been done by someone else (including themselves) sometime in the past.

  43. The Real Story Here... by eventDriven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ballmer has probably done a pretty decent job considering the circumstances. I think the cash horde was originally for a potential SAP acq/merge. When that was a no go, the only battle big enough and worthy of a fight was the very one that Microsoft was hoping would go away...the web.

    The real story here is the failure of Microsoft's Chief Architect to deliver a compelling vision. Longhorn, Avalon, Betting-on-Rich-Clients, Blah-Blah-Blah, No-One-Freakin-Cares!

    It's telling that the big technology stories of 2004 were 4+ year old technologies: javascript, DHTML, XMLHTTP, RSS, Wiki.

    They probably thought it was pretty funny sending the IE team on a 4 year sabbatical and releasing multi-gigabyte developer studios without a proper web development tool. But lately the belly laughs have turned to nervous grins.

  44. Developers Developers Developers Developers! by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    This just in:
    Newer! Developers - The Musical (6,088,224 bytes)

    3 minutes of non-stop "Developers" music video.
    faster mirror

    Hilariously funny!

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  45. Or in Slashdot speak by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chairman Gates: Lord Ballmer.

    CEO Ballmer: Yes Chairman?

    Chairman Gates: Rise...

    Emper^H^H^HChairman Gates: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there in the Justice Department, are walking into a trap, as is your OSS community. It was *I* who allowed the users to know the location of the source code. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best coders awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the DRM will be quite operational when Longhorn arrives.

    1. Re:Or in Slashdot speak by woah · · Score: 1

      You forgot the *cccchhhhhhhhhtttthhhhh* :)

  46. No-class inheritance by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Could it be that inheriting a declared global monopoly, unencumbered by government remedy or that "surprise competition" Microsoft always claims is just around the corner, has handed them the cash? It's not so much 5 years of Ballmer; it's 5 years of post-Jackson "monopoly without guilt", not to mention 4 years of Bush. Wall Street can continue to rejoice - we consumers can continue to weep.

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  47. Re:OK, not kind and gentle. by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

    Absoludidoodly. But he is not a state-criminal, neither a evil demon or anything the like as most of the ./'ers like to call him.
    He is no better or worse then _any_ other ceo from _any_ other software firm, be it Sun, Apple, IBM or Linspire expect that one from SCO that one is a nutcase.

  48. Yeah, gentle like hell by argoff · · Score: 1


    I think they mean gentle as in "He drugged the girl and gently violated her" rather than "He beat the girl sensless with a baseball bat before having his way with her".

    Thanks, but no thanks.

  49. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by suezz · · Score: 1

    I disagree - linux does have a mix of innovative and old things just redone. also I would use linux and mission critical in the same sentence all the time. windows isn't mission critical - its a joke - linux is much more stable and is set for mission critical tasks. windows is not.

  50. Ballmer - Making Microsoft 'seem' gentle by OwlWhacker · · Score: 2

    Another Ballmer-inspired change: Fostering a kinder, gentler image and greater trust among both customers and partners.

    Note, Ballmer hasn't changed Microsoft to be kinder or gentler, he has just fostered an image of Microsoft being this way.

    Ballmer tackled Microsoft's image problems almost from day one.

    We haven't seen Microsoft change. Although the message it's getting across has changed, everything is still running as normal back at Redmond.

    There have been a great deal of issues concerning frustration with security, Microsoft's licensing, and incomplete projects.

    Microsoft is still attempting to rule the roost, dominate the industry, and force its own standards upon us. Microsoft has had plenty of trouble breaking into new areas, and it really needs to keep the cash flowing in. Leveraging its monopoly seems to be the only safe way to do this. This certainly doesn't relate to 'gentle'.

    1. Re:Ballmer - Making Microsoft 'seem' gentle by OwlWhacker · · Score: 1

      the point is that the image has changed. not the company.

      Exactly. And this should lead us to the following conclusion:

      People who see Microsoft in a different light, without regarding the company's actions, are gullible simpletons - find out who they are and attempt to sell them worthless items for extortionate amounts! They're sure to buy!

      I'm not saying Microsoft has failed, I'm saying that those who beleive this don't have a clue.

      PR certainly does seem to be everything.

  51. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by fitten · · Score: 1

    I guess your definition of "mission critical" and mine are different then. I never claimed Windows was "mission critical" either (in fact, I said it wasn't either). Not all criticism against Linux automatically means that the critic is a Windows fanboi. I happen to think both platforms are kind of weak in a number of areas. While I would more likely use Linux in a 'mission critical' environment than Windows, it would only be because of a lack of something better suited.

    Perhaps you could list a few innovative things in Linux that you use on production systems?

  52. Quite an increase. by Bumjubeo · · Score: 1

    You still have to give it to Ballmer, that is quite a huge increase.

  53. Monopoly in a growing PC market = well... growth! by EMIce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft has real problems and here is why - they approach the market reactively, "innovating" by relying on surveys, focus groups, market analysis, whatever you want to call it. To sum it up -

    if (no complaint)
    stick to status quo
    else
    fix complaint

    The problem is that complaints are usually symptoms of larger problems, and by tacking on simple fixes, Microsoft usually just ends up with a convoluted framework for whatever product they happen to be fixing.

    Your average joe doesn't understand the potential of new technology, he is just reacting to the new-fangled features you just put in. This is why technology design by survey fails miserably. You need someone who fully understands what is at the edge of current technology, and who can creatively apply it in ways that enhance the average joe's life. This is so goddam simple, but Ballmer misses the point. I have heard through the grapevine that this is ingrained in Microsoft company culture, and no one challenges it, because the company is conservatively micro-managed from the top.

    Microsoft gets away with this model because the average joe is unaware of innovative concepts while they are new, before Microsoft has copied them. But the software remains clunky, akin to cars of the old days, where you cranked the thing up by hand and put up with the smell, noise, and breakdowns - because there was still a tangible benefit. People thought this was the nature of cars back then, and accepted it because they couldn't see any better. Similar stylistic comparisons can be made between Microsoft and George Lucas, but I digress.

    Microsoft hasn't re-invented itself, it has only re-hashed itself into something superficially better. Until the old guard leaves, that isn't likely to happen. This can be witnessed in the company's financials - growth continues, but is slowing in a growing market, despite a monopoly. If you want to make some dough, invest in some Apple stock and short on Microsoft - since it is pretty clear that they will be sticking to their guns with Ballmer. I've never owned an Mac but I've used a few and I see them as the next best thing, especially with the affordable mini model out, a good architecture to boot, and style that drops Microsoft right on its ass.

  54. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by suezz · · Score: 1

    okay just a few off the top of my head would be production server - apt-get production desktop - gdesklets/karamba gweather/kweather applets

  55. Dancing Monkey by slave+6742 · · Score: 1
    I guess it pays to dance like a monkey!

    Now, where did I leave that monkey costume?

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  56. Re:uhhn by Xilman · · Score: 1
    Microsoft software prices never went down, only up. GEt used to it, it is called milking the cow.

    Drivel

    SFU version 3.0 sold for $100. SFU 3.5 is a free download and a better product as well

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  57. Typical Mac User by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Confession? Get off it. You probably use every opportunity you find to come up with a story on "This is why I switched to Macintosh."

    That same idiot is also in part in charge of what happens to your Macintosh PC's too, just FYI.

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    1. Re:Typical Mac User by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      That's not true at all - just to put this into perspective, I come from a Mac hating background. (OS9 is, and always has been a piece of crap in my opinion.)

      Panther sold me on the Mac, and I'm not a zealot. I'm a multi vendor admin and so have to be adept in various OSs including BSD / Linux / Windows / OSX / Solaris / Irix. Windows very much has it's place like every OS; it's all about the best tool for the job.

      Incidentally, I didn't say that "Monkey Boy" was why I switched to Mac, only that it really put me off Microsoft (which it did). The main reason I switched to Mac was because I was upgrading my recording studio and decided it was the best platform for the job (for me).

    2. Re:Typical Mac User by beerits · · Score: 1

      That same idiot is also in part in charge of what happens to your Macintosh PC's too, just FYI.

      Steve Ballmer/Steve Jobs

      I know it's confusing that they are both named Steve but they really are two different people. :)

    3. Re:Typical Mac User by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Incidently, Microsoft owns a portion of Apple. And, they make MacOffice and other popular applications for MacOS.

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  58. Re:Yeah by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Hey, Apple fought the recording companies in order to make the iTunes DRM looser. Now you can burn a playlist 10 times to CD, and play on 5 PCs now (up from only 3). That's better than the competition, which is far stricter.

  59. Damn Straight. by agent · · Score: 1

    http://www.lifeusa.org
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    Not mug shots, not tatoos, I'll do what I want.
    Peace

  60. I know why they've been so profitable by Blazur · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is largely credited for tripling the company's cash balance, with sales growing from less than $23 billion in 2000 to $36.8 billion last year. All thanks to Age of Empires.

  61. Why is everyone so down on MS? by infiniter · · Score: 1

    Windows is not that bad. Everyone says "oh, look at all the security holes," and yes, there are holes. But I'm willing to bet that Linux has twice as many. The holes in Windows are noticeable because it's profitable to find them. There are a million reasons why Windows is the best operating system in the world, and those who like to complain about it all the time, to me, are just being trendy.

    1. Re:Why is everyone so down on MS? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Are you high?

      As for being profitable, that doesn't explain why Apache, a product of Linux and the Open-Source movement (which runs on several platforms other then Linux, such as Windows) has been exploited less then IIS despite Apache having 64% market share (according to Netcraft).

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    2. Re:Why is everyone so down on MS? by Garwulf · · Score: 1

      "Windows is not that bad. Everyone says "oh, look at all the security holes," and yes, there are holes. But I'm willing to bet that Linux has twice as many. The holes in Windows are noticeable because it's profitable to find them. There are a million reasons why Windows is the best operating system in the world, and those who like to complain about it all the time, to me, are just being trendy."

      There is some merit in that, but there is one thing that Microsoft has done that has made it VERY risky to use a Windows system - they've made the IE Web browser into an essential system component.

      This means that all you have to do to compromise a Windows system is compromise the Web browser, and sadly IE just isn't all that secure. This has created a giant backdoor into any Windows system so long as the user is surfing the 'net with IE, which most people do. Linux doesn't have this problem.

      This is not to say that Linux doesn't have its security holes. However, from what I've heard, none are as crippling as that IE hole in Windows.

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  62. what has Ballmer actually done? by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me msft has been on autopilot for the last five years. XP and Win2K are both about five years old.

    I suppose there have been a few standard application updates. I don't really consider that to be managerial genius.

    Longhorn is way behind schedule. Windows is way overloaded with security issues. Msft is being sued left and right - msft paid out about $3 billion in lawsuits in the last year. Stock price is way down. Market share is erroding. XP-SP2 was a flop (IMO). Msft's support for scox has been a scandle and a disgrace. Msft's huge push to patent the work of others as their own isn't helping msft's image.

  63. Ballmer seems to have received an "A" in Wall Stre by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but what did they say the A stood for huh?

    If only he knew! Sweaty monkey man.

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  64. Re:uhhn by x40sw0n · · Score: 1

    uh this exception maybe. but why is that? because on ly two people, who couldn't/wouldn't run Samba needed it??

  65. Re:Proper accounting would have reflected $18 b lo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "For instance, Microsoft, the world's most valuable company, declared a profit of $4.5 billion in 1998; when the cost of options awarded that year, plus the change in the value of outstanding options, is deducted, the firm made a loss of $18 billion, according to Smithers. "

    So they're saying that if everyone at the company cashed in ALL of their options (which didn't happen) MS would have lost 18 billion. The includes all outstanding options awarded in previous years, and options awarded in the current year.

    However, everyone did not cash in their options, so MS did not lose 18 billion. Hence, the accounting was correct.

    Even more amusing is the assumption that Microsoft would have bought shares from the open market instead of issuing new shares...

    Claiming that proper accounting would have reflected an 18b loss is misleading at best, especially considering that no accounting practices I've ever seen require treating all outstanding options as an excepse in a report. Hell, until recently accounting practices did not require listing options as any sort of expense at all.

  66. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by fitten · · Score: 1

    ...and you think that any of those you just listed are innovative?

  67. Funny, I Don't See it That Way by geomon · · Score: 1

    Gates has also transformed his image from that of a sometimes arrogant and aloof individual to a kind of polished media darling.

    The guy is a dork. He will always be a dork, no matter how rich he is.

    Face it: If it weren't for his $46B, there isn't a newspaper in the world that would talk to him, much less a woman who would sleep with him (without paying, of course).

    He is hardly a media darling. Rock stars and glamour girls are media darlings. Computer wonks are side show freaks.

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    1. Re:Funny, I Don't See it That Way by dbacher · · Score: 1

      Quote> much less a woman who would sleep with him (without paying, of course).

      How many jokes out of this?

      * You would expect the woman to pay?
      * I know he's bad, but I don't think what he has is contagious?
      * He's big but not that big?

      So many oppportunities, from just one sentence.

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  68. Re:Count your blessings. by geomon · · Score: 1

    What's amazing is that they still have $119M in market cap with a penny stock.

    For an absolutely freakish comparison, look at the market cap and stock price of this turd:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOX

    Smaller market cap, higher stock price.

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  69. Re:Ballmer - gentle? by suezz · · Score: 1

    sure - but I am easy to please

  70. MSFT has been in line with the Nasdaq by tpengster · · Score: 1

    MSFT has underperformed the S&P but actually it has been fairly in line with the NASDAQ in the last five years.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?t=5y&s=MSFT&l=on&z =m &q=l&c=&c=%5EGSPC&c=%5EIXIC

  71. Its Windows From Microsoft!! by jabberwocky_rt · · Score: 1
    Screw Monkey Boy...

    Balmer doing an ad for Windows 1.0

    *shudder*
  72. Re:Proper accounting would have reflected $18 b lo by ryusen · · Score: 1

    "How many more times must Windows desktop users be hosed before they start using a more secure desktop operating system?"

    According to Steven Toulouse... about 2011

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  73. Not "less than half" by MojoStan · · Score: 1
    And yet, where is the stock price in comparison to five years ago? Sure the bubble broke, but MS is sitting at less than half of the price it was back when he took over.

    I've got a nit to pick. Several comments have claimed Microsoft's stock price is now "less than half" of the price it was when Balmer took over on January 13, 2000.

    MSFT on 13-Jan-00: 47.80 (adjusted for dividends and splits)
    MSFT on 13-Jan-05: 26.27
    26.27 is 55% of 47.80
    Am I miscalculating or are people exaggerating?

    As for the bubble bursting:

    NASDAQ on 13-Jan-00: 3957.21
    NASDAQ on 13-Jan-00: 2070.56
    2070.56 is 52% of 3957.21
    So MSFT did a little better than NASDAQ, but that probably doesn't mean shiite since both were overvalued by different degrees.

    Sources:

    MSFT historical prices
    NASDAQ historical prices

    There. Nit is picked.

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  74. Re: Developers like .NET by sv0f · · Score: 1

    "dantheman82", are you also "danheskett"?

    Just curious.

  75. Actually by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    It made me want to work for him. (not that I am/tried to)I think it's great that someone is excited about their company.

  76. 16 replies.. Awesome by dj42 · · Score: 1

    No one will ever know if what I said was serious!

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  77. Gates, Gates, Gates, Ballmer, and Gates. by tqk · · Score: 1

    How the fsck do I get /. to never, ever, try to tell me about anything, ever, that these two nitwits choose to pontificate on?!?

    I don't care. They've nothing of value to say that I care to hear. Even if they manage to say anything of value, I don't (can't begin to) care. Stop trying to tell me what these idiot savants have to say. I don't care!

    Am I beginning to make myself clear?

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