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The Lost 1984 Mac Video

An anonymous reader writes "Never seen video footage of the introduction of the Macintosh in January 1984 was published for the first time on the Internet today. Renowned Mac user Scott Knaster kept that Betamax video tape for 21 years, and German media agency TextLab has unearthed this only surviving video tape of the launch." They could probably use more mirrors for the 22MB movie.

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  1. Patience, honey. by maxdamage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Patience, honey.
    The next download slot will be free

    in 0 minutes und while(01); seconds

    1. Re:Patience, honey. by aichpvee · · Score: 1, Funny

      developers developers developer dev... oh, sorry. Wrong video.

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  2. Insult to injury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saying "They could probably use more mirrors for the 22MB movie." as you post it to Slashdot's frontpage mid-day is like walking up to a guy after a fight, knifing him in the stomach and saying "You could probably use more bandages for your wounds."

    Here are some magnet/edonkey mirror links:

    magnet:?xt=urn:bitprint:CGUXHDIRWXFK362VRT63RMU6VA ZJPNAS.VSUEDMAYUMKDSRKBIA6TDCW6DIZ5MTYD26FOONQ&dn= 1984macintro_2.mov

    ed2k://|file|1984macintro_2.mov|21939485|c72b7ecf8 d3dc495ee743d7c54f5e29e|/

    1. Re:Insult to injury by Me-The-Person · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait for it.... Wait for it.... /.'d!!!!!!

  3. Hold Your Horses! by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    After Lord Of The Rings, I have learnt to wait for the extended director's platinum cut version before committing myself.

    Wait for the 33MB version!

    1. Re:Hold Your Horses! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, this is Apple. Wait for the Mini version.

    2. Re:Hold Your Horses! by techwolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, I would have expected the i1984 version

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  4. never seen? by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never seen video footage [...] Renowned Mac user Scott Knaster kept that Betamax video tape for 21 years

    And he never watched it?!?! What about the camera man? Was he blind?

    I'm afraid to watch this - I heard about that world's funniest joke. Sounds like they've taken special precautions here.

    1. Re:never seen? by neonstz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

  5. How do you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotted in German?

    1. Re:How do you say... by phyruxus · · Score: 2, Funny

      fleigende kindersheisse!

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    2. Re:How do you say... by easter1916 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdotted in German... how about "upgefuckt"?

    3. Re:How do you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They must have hosted the site on the 1984 Mac!!!!1111

      LoLzors

    4. Re:How do you say... by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's easy. Take the sentence, "This website no longer operates due to excessive traffic caused by being linked to from Slashdot." Translate it into German. Remove the spaces. You now have a valid German word.

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    5. Re:How do you say... by 3dr · · Score: 2, Funny

      kaput?

    6. Re:How do you say... by dswensen · · Score: 2, Funny

      And to save work for people who will actually do this:

      DieseWebsiteläßtnichtmehrwegendesübermäßigenVerk eh rslaufendervonSlashdotdurchverbundenwerdenverursac htwird

  6. Betamax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone else find it oddly fitting that this was preserved on a Betamax tape?

    1. Re:Betamax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does anyone else find it oddly fitting that this was preserved on a Betamax tape?

      Quality from day one.

    2. Re:Betamax? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Time to switch to decaf, dude, or were you scared by a Beta camera at an early age?

    3. Re:Betamax? by yiantsbro · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you are just to young to remember. I remember having "our" side of the video rental store and looking over at all the rich kids on the Beta side. Of course, there were also the videodisk freaks in the middle.

    4. Re:Betamax? by EulerX07 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hot and wet is great when you're with a lady, but not when you're storing media. ;-)

      I think you lost half of the /. audience at that sentence.

    5. Re:Betamax? by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hot and wet is great when you're with a lady
      +1 Informative

    6. Re:Betamax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's why the video was so well preserved. No one could find anything to play it on since the 80's.

  7. Oh man.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple is really gonna sue him!

  8. Patience honey... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    CGI-limits reached, please try again later!

    Oh well, guess I waited for 21 years, I can wait a few more hours until it's mirrored elsewhere.

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  9. I can't believe I'm asking for this but ... by dcarey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe I'm asking for a mirror for a betamax tape ...

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  10. BETAMAX by zenneth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Renowned Mac user Scott Knaster kept that Betamax video tape for 21 years, and German media agency TextLab has unearthed this only surviving video tape of the launch.

    1984 called... it wants its technology back.

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  11. 22MB in 1984 by Hosting+Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    That must of been the biggest file ever, how could they loose something so big?

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  12. Amazing... by angst7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just a pathetic attempt to overshadow the *real* 20 year old mega-story: Bill Gate's 1983 Teen Beat Spread.

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  13. http is such a great transfer mechanism by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although wouldn't it be a antastic revolution if we could download from people who had already dowloaded it, thus allowing us all to share bandwidth. The data would arrive at such a high speed that one might consider it a torrent. A bittorrent, one might say. If only such a technology existed...

  14. Slashdotted? by delta_avi_delta · · Score: 5, Funny

    If der linken ist geslashdotted, relaxen und watchen der blinkenlights

  15. "Renowned Mac user" by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 2, Funny
    Renowned Mac user Scott Knaster

    I'm not arguing the accuracy of this description, but it's an odd turn of phrase. "Look at the way he presses that Apple command key! Astonishing!"

    Imagine instead "renowned spoon user Dr. Dew."

    "Renowned telephone user Mrs. Dew."

    Pithy enough to fit on a headstone, too.

  16. Stylish! by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve never should have given up the bow ties.

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  17. 6th word? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exeem.

  18. OMG by Sophrosyne · · Score: 2, Funny

    I WANT ONE!!!

  19. Re:Corniest.video.ever.. by valkraider · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of Slashdot readers weren't born yet in 1984.

  20. Typical.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1, Funny

    And now that the US are with us, you guys could back us up with some mirrors. Thanks bunches to all the folks who are helping us out!

    I see how it is.. when in need, call on the US. When everything's fine, screw the US. Why does that sound so familiar?

  21. Corniest ever? Not hardly! by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Young one, obviously you've never seen the music video of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

  22. applecare, laserwriter, hyperdrive videos by -DeeT · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still have my mid-1980s Apple videos about Applecare, Laserwriter repair, and Hyperdrive installation. I get no points for exoticness, though, because they're VHS, not beta.

    My favorite moment is in one of the repair videos, where it shows the technician crossing fingers behind the back before discharging the CRT anode.

    -DeeT

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  23. bow tie by sometwo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad Steve doesn't wear bowties anymore.

  24. Re:How about a bittorrent? by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 3, Funny

    About 15 years ago, I had a job as a PC repair monkey at the computer center at my university. As was often the case with student jobs, people came and went all the time. We were hiring new kids every couple of weeks.

    About halfway through my senior year, we hired this freshman. Nice kid, but a little on the clueless side. Not only had he never worked on a Mac before, he'd never even seen one in person.

    One day he had to go to one of the computer labs to pick up a Mac and bring it into the shop for service. (The analog board needed replacing, or something like that.) He hauled it in, set it on the bench, and proceeded to dig through all the bins in the shop.

    "What are you looking for?" I asked him.

    "A Mac power cord," he said. I just kinda stared for a minute. "What?" he demanded.

    Without saying anything, I reached down into the bin by my bench, grabbed a power cord, and threw it at him.

    "You mean Macs use regular power cords?" he asked.

    Your question wasn't quite that stupid. But man, was it ever close.

  25. Re:Corniest.video.ever.. by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 4, Funny

    People are cheering on various screens shown on a Macintosh. Quite corny.

    Yeah, thank God nobody ever does that any more.

  26. Re:Lesson: by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    What master of business administration is going to go around (in the USA) using English that makes him look like a hillbilly

    You mean besides the Preseident?

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  27. Watch Out!!! by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not really, A VHS would not have survived as long. Beta was a significantly more robust format.

    And the VHS vs. Betamax wars begin. Keep it clean. Fight!!!

  28. Re:Who has a copy of the SLASHDOT-L Mac intro thre by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll always remember this:

    Apple's new Macintosh.

    Smaller than a PDP-11. No wireless. Lame.

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  29. Oooh. That IS a good one. by ccmay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent funny. I'm a Bush man, but I know when to say 'touché.'

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  30. Re:Oooh. That IS a good one. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you know when to say 'sorry'?

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