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Adobe Acrobat Toolbar Worse than Malware?

Phr3n3tik writes "Adobe Acrobat has long included a toolbar plugin to automate PDF Making from Office Products. Those who found the toolbar an eyesore, or just used it infrequently could always hide it from view. Not so in their new versions, (6, and 7 apparently.) Their new take on the PDFMaker toolbar is getting some users riled up, since it is harder to Move/Hide/Delete/Uninstall this new toolbar than many forms of malware!"

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  1. Simple answer: by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't install it if you don't want it? I don't think you need to add the toolbar.

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    1. Re:Simple answer: by bl4nk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about people that installed it when they needed it, but later found out that they did not need it? What if they installed it when they knew it was easy to hide, and then updated their version of Acrobat?

      No so simple, my friend.

    2. Re:Simple answer: by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's funny that everybody picks on him for saying it's supposed to be Yoda, while nobody points out that Spock is not a "Dr." :)

      Unless he's talking about a different Dr. Spock, for whom "Do or do not, there is no try" might be referring to raising children. :)

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    3. Re:Simple answer: by rayde · · Score: 3, Insightful

      having to remove and reinstall is not a "Simple answer." you should be able to hide it as an option.

    4. Re:Simple answer: by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always wondered what a pointy-eared alien who has sex once every 7 years knows about raising children, and now you tell me he isn't even a "Dr."?!

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    5. Re:Simple answer: by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that it's not a decent software distribution practice, but it still sounds simple enough for me. The fact that Adobe is trying to "force" people to use their toolbar is pretty obvious. Then again, there are other ways of producing PDF files than using Acrobat. I'm not sure that toolbar issue justified a whole Slashdot article comparing it to malware and worse.

    6. Re:Simple answer: by fireman+sam · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sex once every seven years eh? Maybe that is why so many geeks want to play Spock at Sci Fi conventions.

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  2. Where is the line... by Kimos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... Between legit software and malware? You don't want the toolbar, it's hard to get rid of the toolbar, it's an eyesore that you never use and don't remember asking for. Sounds like 'XXX Teen Search Buddy' to me!

    1. Re:Where is the line... by m50d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it can't be uninstalled through the standard add/remove programs thing then it's malware. Plain and simple. The only reason not to let your users remove you is if you're deliberately doing something they don't want.

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    2. Re:Where is the line... by dicepackage · · Score: 4, Funny

      But people use XXX Teen Search Buddy whereas they don't use the Acrobat toolbar.

    3. Re:Where is the line... by mOoZik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. The only thing it's doing is making it difficult for the user to remove the toolbar, which is contrary to malware, whose sole purpose is to do some sort of *actual* harm, not simply perceived harm from one's inability to get rid of it. Maybe it's annoyware? ;)

    4. Re:Where is the line... by justforaday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind that this isn't a "toolbar" along the lines of the Yahoo! toolbar or Google toolbar. This is one of the toolbars that only appears in Office apps. It provides three "Convert to PDF" buttons. It doesn't log anything. It doesn't track anything. It simply converts documents to PDF when you click it.

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    5. Re:Where is the line... by Skrybe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Frankly I think anything that doesn't provide an easy means of uninstalling should be considered malware. And even if you don't consider it malware for the fact it won't uninstall, it's a pain in the neck when you try to hide the toolbar and it reappears each time you start word, or it positions itself wherever the hell it likes.

      And another gripe with Acrobat is that it wants to leave a service running all the time. I might create a PDF once every three months. Why should I need a service running in the background the rest of the time? And if you terminate the service some of the PDF functionality just stops working - no explanation, no attempt to restart the service. It just fails. It's ok for a technically savvy user who can recognise what's going and knows to start/stop it when they want. But for Joe Average he won't realise.

      I continually get asked to "fix" friends PCs and they're running umpteen little background services/apps that get used maybe once a month, or less. Yet they all want to stay resident all the time as though the users want to use them every hours of every day.

      I wish application vendors would provide options to (un)load these things on demand. Let me choose whether I use Acrobat so much that I want to have that service running all the time. And if I don't then when I want to make a PDF it takes me a few extra seconds while the service loads.

      Rant over sorry :)

  3. Not just 6 and 7 by SdnSeraphim · · Score: 5, Informative

    I haven't used Acrobat 4 for quite a long time. However I cannot find a way to remove the PDF toolbar even after I have removed the software completely from my machine.

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    1. Re:Not just 6 and 7 by justforaday · · Score: 5, Informative

      IIRC, it's the PDFMaker.dot file in C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office\Startup.

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    2. Re:Not just 6 and 7 by Listen+Up · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is wrong for Adobe Acrobat 7.0 and Adobe Acrobat 7.0 Pro. The toolbar is now found in a DLL file which is a bitch to remove.

  4. Versions by AzBats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm trying to stick with 5 since it works and the other versions are getting too feature rich.

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    1. Re:Versions by nes11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      version 5 doesn't work with MS Office 2003 at all. My office installed 2003 last week & now, every time I open Word, I get an error message that says Acrobat 5 is incompatible & i have the choice to either go buy an upgrade or disable Acrobat while using Word. So sticking with 5 is fine, as long as you don't upgrade anything else either.

    2. Re:Versions by barzok · · Score: 2

      6 was/is garbage.

      5 was causing IE to crash every time I closed an IE window that had a PDF in it.

      I removed 5 at work and 6 at home, installed 7 in both locations, and have been much happier. It's far more responsive and seems to work better overall.

      Just make sure you do the Custom install so you don't get the junk you don't want.

  5. Who cares? by bogie · · Score: 3, Informative

    I mean geez I try not to bitch about the dupes and crappy stories that get posted here, but man is this a non-story.

    btw a good free pdf creatore for windows.
    http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdfcreat or/

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    1. Re:Who cares? by boarder8925 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a better one:

      OpenOffice.org

      Just use the export-to-PDF button.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny
      That stupid thing has been adding an extra row to my Word toolbars, eating up...lessee...0.3 inches of vertical real estate. The monitor is 15.5 inches high, the lowest price on Froogle is $520 -- so learning how to delete it saves me $9.85!

      Admittedly, that's not a fortune but it's a bigger bottom-line benefit than I've ever gotten from a "Bill Gates Says Lunix Isn't As Good As Windows" or "Open Letter From Darl McBride Responding To Open Letter From Groklaw To Darl McBride" story.

    3. Re:Who cares? by radarsat1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i love the irony of people who think that the stories on slashdot are totally pointless and stupid, and yet take the time to submit a comment about it. why don't you just ignore it if it's not interesting to you?

    4. Re:Who cares? by -O.ster_66 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      i love people that just suggest changing your entire workflow. switch from ms office to OOo? no sweat, sure, ok, let me just grab a coffee first.

      it ain't always that easy.

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  6. Subject misleading... by mOoZik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By asking whether or not it is worse than malware, you are implying it is harmful. However, in the very end, you suggest that it is only worse in the sense that you can't get rid of it. That is very misleading.

  7. Is this news? by flynt · · Score: 4, Informative

    I can remove the toolbar (Acobat Pro 6) from all the office products I just tried (only word and excel). The first link in this story is something about Visio, which is an add-on to office i think. I don't have that product, so I can't say. The other post is for office for mac osX, so I can't say there either. But the problem doesn't seem to be as big as the write-up suggests, surprised?

    1. Re:Is this news? by justforaday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ahhh, but does it stay off when you quit and restart the program? My experience has been that it will always revert itself to on with a restart. This is with versions 4 and 6 (the two that I've used on my machine), so maybe it's been fixed in 7.

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    2. Re:Is this news? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it does stay off. Close Word. Relaunch Word... still gone. Reboot machine, lanuch Word... still gone. No problems. I didn't have a problem with 6 either. Are you sure some doc or spyware didn't change the default config of Word on your machine?

  8. How to remove... by Golgafrinchan · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a page that provides instructions for how to remove the Acrobat Toolbar from Word.

    Instructions

    Worked for me!

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  9. OS X by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the nicest features of OS X is the ability to turn just about any darn thing into a PDF. Rather than spend the money on this just go out and buy a Mac. Of course you can't turn this feature off in OS X, so maybe my OS is malware too.

    1. Re:OS X by nunchux · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Acrobat does have features that the "print" funtion doesn't. Lots of them, actually. One that I use frequently is the ability to merge many small documents in a binder to create a larger PDF. It's a clunky program, far from intuitive and a bit of a pain in the ass to use but Acrobat is essential for creating professional PDFs.

      Also, OSX PDFs aren't print quality... They're low resolution and the colors get wacky. If you're dealing with graphics that are going to be printed you need to export the PDF from Photoshop, Illustrator, Quark etc., not simply hit the "print" button.

      Not that OSX PDF creation isn't a Godsend... I use it all the time, for example it's a great way to save a web page. But it doesn't replace the higher-end document creation programs.

    2. Re:OS X by micromoog · · Score: 3, Informative
      Rather than spend the money on this just go out and buy a Mac.

      Puh-leaze. Instead of spending money on Apple's overpriced wares, just use one of the many free alternatives, available on all of your favorite platforms.

    3. Re:OS X by eomnimedia · · Score: 2, Informative
      To remove the PDFMaker for Mac Office 2004 simply trash the files located at:
      /Applications/Microsoft Office 2004/Office/Startup/Excel/PDFMaker.xla
      /Applicati ons/Microsoft Office 2004/Office/Startup/PowerPoint/PDFMaker.ppa
      /Appl ications/Microsoft Office 2004/Office/Startup/Word/PDFMaker.dot
      As far as the stupid PDF viewer in Safari, trash the Adobe-related files (you'll know them when you seen them) located at:
      /Library/Internet Plug-Ins
      If you want to view PDFs within Safari go and download the "PDF Browser Plugin" (free for personal use):
      http://www.schubert-it.com/pluginpdf/
    4. Re:OS X by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No. PDF was released by Adobe as a public spec, or nobody would be using it.

      The PDF model was chosen to replace the Display Postscript model used by NeXT, which would definitely have required an Adobe license.

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  10. Worse than malware? by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How can you tell in the MS office suite? The whole thing's got so many sliding panels, animated dogs saying "it looks like you're trying to get some work done." and other crap too numerous to list... I can't imagine one more toolbar being noticable.

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    1. Re:Worse than malware? by l810c · · Score: 4, Informative
      The built in toolbars can be turned on/off, moved around and organized just how you like. Restart the program and your settings are remembered.

      I actually would not mind this toolbar being there. I even used it occasionally. But this thing does not behave like all the other tool bars. Turn it off or move it, restart program and Bam, there it is right back on the top row of toolbars pushing all the others down one line and reducing my view of the document.

      It is a very annoying POS, so I just uninstalled it.

    2. Re:Worse than malware? by nojomofo · · Score: 2, Informative

      OT, but I have to say this. Excel has problems. I hate the reviewing toolbar. I just don't use it. It takes up valuable real estate. Whenever I open up a .xls that was saved by somebody who had the reviewing toolbar turned on (which is 98% of the rest of the world), the toolbar appears again, completely overriding my settings until I turn the toolbar off again. Fricking POS.

  11. Obligatory Mac elitist response by bonch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adobe toolbar, what's that? I just hit "Save to PDF" on any print dialogs...

  12. Version 5 by Flave · · Score: 3, Informative

    I refuse to use anything newer than version 5 of Acrobat. They completely and totally fucked up the product after this release.

    1. Re:Version 5 by Yankel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's because Adobe is trying to make PDF the be-all-and-end-all of document formats -- when it's only useful as a common format for printing.

      Do we really need a PDF document to display flash, sound, full motion video, and act like a webpage?

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    2. Re:Version 5 by BarryNorton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That link mostly assumes, as do you, that you're either printing or web surfing. Lots of people usefully use PDF for on-screen-read document exchange (nothing to do with the Web), lots of people have real jobs...

  13. If you chose to install it... by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I guess youre stuck with it.

    On the other hand, it really shouldn't be this difficult to remove valid programs - MS should really step in here and mandate a total-removal tool. Something that wipes ALL THE BLOODY FILES and icons from the HDD.

    Of course, unless its IE, MS has never really believed in standards for the good of the end user - just for the good of the bottom line (WMA anyone???)

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    1. Re:If you chose to install it... by ivansanchez · · Score: 2, Funny

      MS should really step in here and mandate a total-removal tool. Something that wipes ALL THE BLOODY FILES and icons from the HDD.

      You mean, like "format c:"?

  14. Maybe it's just me but... by xero9 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't it as simple as right-clicking the toolbar area and unchecking PDFmaker? I did this in about 2 seconds and it's gone.

  15. So... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Adobe has taken the Real approach to software.

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    1. Re:So... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, it's a shame that...

      BUFFERING: 8%, 86%, 98%

      thatttttt Adobe really had to stoop to thes...

      BUFFERING: 12%, 36%, 76%, 95%

      eeee kind of business practices. They should really know bett...

      BUFFERING: 36%, 45%, 45%, 45%... Connection to host lost. Would you like to upgrade to RealPlayer Gold(TM)?

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  16. Re:If it looks like malware... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it weighs as much as a duck, and made of wood, it's a witch.

  17. Easy fix by BlizzyMadden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess the best way to avoid this is to not install MS Office and use OpenOffice instead :-)

    1. Re:Easy fix by harrkev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, they are. Note that I am NOT in any way, shape, or form, an office expert.

      But, AFAIK, to get new toolbars to pop up, you have to copy files to the hard drive. If somebody else already has the ability to copy stuff to the hard drive, then you have worse things to worry about than Office toolbars.

      It is sort of like Fort Knox worrying that somebody might break in and steal office supplies ;)

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  18. OS X by nottsp1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its annoying in Word 2004 for Mac.. always there in the toolbar. Also, its shit becuase if you've got Acrobat 7 installed, any pdf's you view in Safari have to open Acrobat first, no matter how many times you tell it to 'always open with preview'. Bugger.

  19. Adobe or Microsoft? by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Why should Adobe be held to any different standard than Microsoft? If we've decided that Microsoft can't (at least in the U.S.) be forced to remove IE from Windows (even after they have been proven to posess market "monopoly" power) then why should we now demand that an "integral part of Adobe's product" be removable, hidable or whatever.

    Or maybe it was a mistake to allow Microsoft to get away with that?

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  20. Adobe-Yahoo customer apathy connection by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Informative

    Adobe seems to have partnered with Yahoo! to get Adobe Reader users to install the Yahoo! toolbar. When you go to adobe.com to download Adobe Reader, they try to bundle a lot of other junk with it as well (Yahoo! toolbar, Adobe Download Manager, etc.) It's getting really annoying.

    I hate the way Acrobat loads in my browser window when I click a link to a PDF file, instead of simply opening Acrobat outside of my browser window. I end up with half the screen taken up by toolbars. It's ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Adobe-Yahoo customer apathy connection by NormAtHome · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep, saw that... if you're not paying attention after the Adobe downloader finishes getting the three different install files (Adobe Photo Album, Yahoo Toolbar and of course the Acrobat Reader) and you answer Yes suddenly you've got stuff you never wanted or needed on your system and it's hard to get rid of.

      Someone else mentioned that Acrobat products after 5 have sucked bad and from what I've seen I'd have to agree.

      This is really getting out of hand, next thing you know there'll be sneakwrap / EULA crap saying as a condition of using "our" software you must install our adware / spyware / malware so that you can be bombarded by advertising while we monitor what you do with our software on your computer.. oh and by the way by installing our software you're computer now belongs to us..

  21. It's quite simple. by jd · · Score: 4, Funny
    For the longest time, the Malware market has been massively underexploited. Users have had to put up with low-grade, destroyable, self-sharing malware. In today's fast-paced marketplace, this is clearly unacceptable. Consumers need robust Malware with a quality brand-name behind it and technical support that speaks Ancient Egyptian only.


    Adobe is clearly filling a market need with their product. As pioneers they can, of course, charge premium rates for their commercial-grade Malware. They have to recoup the costs of conducting psychological studies on the most brain-corroding toolbar scheme imaginable. These things cost money, you know. It is wholly unreasonable to ask Adobe to develop such brain-mangling software and shoulder the research costs involved.

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  22. I'm confused by plj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this mean that even uninstalling Acrobat itself won't remove the said toolbar?

    If does, then I understand whining about it. Not otherwise.

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  23. Adobe = Malware? Pshaw! by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article is ridiculous. I've been a user of (BUY ADOBE ACROBAT!!!!) Adobe's toolbar and I have never seen any (BUY ADOBE ACROBAT!!!!) evidence of being infected with any sort of adware (BUY ADOBE ACROBAT!!!!) or malware.

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  24. It's About the User Interface by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    True, not being able to get rid of a simple toolbar is not exactly malware-worthy.

    But let's face it, not being able to customize your own personal environment can be pretty frustrating.

    Imagine having a stack of papers on your desk that could never be removed, no matter what you did. Dang man. That'd drive me nuts!

    BTW, this discussion of permanent toolbars kind of reminds me of the invasive qualities of AOL. Ever try to get that junk off your PC? It's worse than a virus!

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  25. not so simple by infinite+jester · · Score: 4, Informative

    On OS-X, at least, it installs itself automatically when doing an Acrobat Reader installation. I had to manually uninstall it from the Internet Plug-ins folder in order to use the significantly faster Schubert PDF Browser Plugin .

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    1. Re:not so simple by justforaday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're referring to the web browser plugin. This is the PDFMaker toolbar that appears in Word, Excel, Outlook, etc.

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    2. Re:not so simple by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why would you want to install Acrobat Reader at all? Is there something wrong with Preview and the PDF stuff that's already built into the OS?

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    3. Re:not so simple by CanSpice · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Preview doesn't let you edit edit-able PDFs, does it? I had some PDFs downloaded from the IRS that, when downloaded on my Windows box with Reader installed, allowed me to fill in some of the boxes. I don't think I could do that using Preview.app.

    4. Re:not so simple by myov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Preview doesn't always work with some PDF features. I've added a background image then compressed the PDF in Acrobat. Preview stopped displaying all images. PDF's with embedded links also fail to work in Preview.

      However, since Acrobat 6 runs like a bloated pig I only use it when preview won't work.

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  26. Openoffice too by CdBee · · Score: 2, Informative

    lol. OpenOffice also can export to PDF without Acrobat present.. I'm sure most people don't know that, else why do they buy Acrobat?

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  27. how about don't install it by michaelbuddy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wouldn't mess with it anyway. You can use Ghostscript. And you can used the modified primo pdf from active pdf. it's a free PDF creator.

    http://www.primopdf.com

    works great. one time it will ask you for personal info after you make like 25 pdfs, but you can just push the cancel button if you don't want to give them any statistical information. It appears as a printer on your computer. I use it, it's great.

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  28. Solution by MagPulse · · Score: 4, Informative

    Search your hard drive for "PDFMaker.dot" or probably anything else withe PDFMaker in the name. On my machine it installs it here:

    C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11\STARTUP

    That will get rid of it in all your Office apps including Outlook.

  29. Obligatory Mac elitist response response by Scorchio · · Score: 3, Funny

    You need to select print to save? That's intuitive... err, I think.

    1. Re:Obligatory Mac elitist response response by harrkev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It works for me! You have to think of .PDF as being a form of "electronic paper".

      A complete noob trying to save his spreadsheet might be a bit annoyed if he tried the new "acrobat" spreadsheet format, just to find all of his formulas blown away ;)

      So having it as a "print" option makes more sense than a "save" option.

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  30. Here's how to turn it off: by khrtt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uncheck this:

    Edit>Preferences>Startup>Show Messages and automatically update

    The banner goes away, and, as a bonus, if you have auto-update disabled, the stupid app stops tickling the network too.

    C'mon gentlemen, this is not worth a slashdot article. Next time start your engines before flooring the pedal.

  31. That is a kind of malware by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sorry, IMHO software that installs itself and refuses to let you remove it without herculean effort is a kind of malware.

    What is wrong with complying to "uninstall" standards? Or better yet have a checkbox when it runs that tells it to scram or to never pop-up or run again?

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    1. Re:That is a kind of malware by fupeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So like Internet Explorer for example?

    2. Re:That is a kind of malware by lewp · · Score: 4, Funny

      It does harm to my eyeballs. Also, PDF killed my father.

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    3. Re:That is a kind of malware by marnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obi Wan lied to you. PDF IS your father.

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    4. Re:That is a kind of malware by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what does that make me? PostScript Kenobi? Adobe eBook Skywalker? Darth Preview.app?

  32. Obligatory.... by temojen · · Score: 3, Informative
    link to PDF Creator

    For those that don't know... it's a windows printer driver that makes PDFs of your document when you print to it... very handy.

    1. Re:Obligatory.... by rpozz · · Score: 2, Informative

      ..and for those of you using Linux it's a similar deal - print to a file and use ps2pdf, or 2pdf.

    2. Re:Obligatory.... by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, openoffice can export directly to PDF.

  33. Next up by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next on Slashdot, how to remove the MSNMessenger icon from your system tray!

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  34. Adobe hasn't played nice with Windows for years by PingXao · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Adobe is a company that just doesn't care that its products fail to adhere to common WIndows GUI guidelines *. I doubt they care about this. One example is their brain-dead "Save A Copy" function. That's just not "Windows", and what it does could have been handled with "Save As". Maybe it's Mac-like and they're trying to retain cross-platform look-and-feel but it just doesn't "feel" like WIndows and that goes for Acrobat, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. When it comes to the user interface they don't care so I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for them to "fix" something they don't feel is broken.

    * other offenders: Macromedia, Autodesk products. You realy notice when a program requires your UI neural pathways to shift gears.

  35. Adobe on how to completely uninstall toolbar: by TheGuano · · Score: 5, Informative
    For Windows:
    http://www.adobe.com/support/techdocs/328399.html

    For Mac:
    http://www.adobe.com/support/techdocs/329307.html

    Annoying, but at least they show you how to get around the reappear/reinstall/undeletable garbage the toolbar usually subjects you to.

    1. Re:Adobe on how to completely uninstall toolbar: by Phr3n3tik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great, but your link goes to:
      Removing and Reinstalling Acrobat PDFMaker (6.0 for Office 2000 or XP)

      is there one for version 7? Since that's the version that sucks the hardest here...

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  36. If I have to reinstall my OS... by solios · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... then it's malware. Period.

    Also why I don't use symantec products- one too many command line hunt-and-kills for my liking.

  37. Or better yet.. by Lysol · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple-P -> Save as PDF :)

  38. No, by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yoda said,

    "By Grapthar's Hammer, avenged you shall be!"

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    1. Re:No, by VultureMN · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought Yoda said "Game Over, man. GAME OVER!"

  39. CuteWriter free by michaelbuddy · · Score: 2, Informative

    This software is similar to my previous post:

    another free replacement for your toolbar.

    http://www.cutepdf.com/products/cutepdf/Writer.a sp

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  40. Obligatory PC elitist reponse to Mac elitist by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adobe toolbar, what's that? I just hit "Save to PDF" on any print dialogs...

    Would that be with the right or left mouse button?

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  41. Former Adobe Technical Support rep here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    (posting anonymously to save my ass)

    This article is 100% bullshit.

    If you actually search the support documents, you can find instructions for removing PDFMaker. Or, if you're doing a first-time installation, you can just do a custom installation and *gasp* tell it not to install PDFMaker to begin with!

    What made version 6.0 and 7.0 annoying is the "self-heal" feature that would put the PDFMaker files back after you deleted them. However, if you use the custom install approach, the self-heal will not put PDFmaker back.

    Trivia: I personally have spoken with people who either want PDFMaker gone or want it back. The latter grossly outnumber the former.

  42. Adobe Reader v7.0 for Linux/UNIX by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you guys didn't know, Adobe released its Reader v7.0 for Linux/Unix recently:

    ftp://ftp.adobe.com/pub/adobe/reader/unix/7x/7.0 /e nu/

    I don't think this port has the toolbar though. I don't remember and cannot check from work.

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  43. OT: Kinkos Internet Policy by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bad taste to follow up to one's own post, and getting off the topic of PDFs, but it might be interesting to note for anyone who likes to send files to themselves over the net as I do:

    Apparently Kinkos computer policy is to universally ban any directory listings (like "http://www.localisp.com/~someuser/transferfiles/" , with no index.html in there) or direct links to PDFs (possibly other files) not referred from an HTML page (like typing "http://www.localisp.com/~someuser/transferfiles/m ypaper.pdf" directly into the address bar). So my usual strategy of sending things to myself through my own webspace doesn't work if I want to print something from a Kinkos.

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  44. web browser toolbars the new systray icons? by British · · Score: 4, Funny

    Old & busted: programs that had Windows systray icons you couldn't turn off, nor did you need

    New hotness: programs that have a web browser toolbar you can't uninstall.

  45. Yes it is malware by emarkp · · Score: 2, Informative
    It was causing Word to crash on me on exit. I couldn't get rid of it. Finally I uninstalled Acrobat. And I won't go back.

    Of course I don't need it so much now that I've switched to OpenOffice anyway.

  46. Re:yeah so? by justforaday · · Score: 2

    Ummm, Adobe invented postscript. I think that gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want with it.

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  47. Acrobat uses by Vandil+X · · Score: 2, Informative

    Acrobat is used extensively in commercial prepress print publishing workflows that use PostScript.

    That's essentially every newspaper and magazine with a circulation of 40,000 and up.

    And most of those publications use Macs for the final pagination & printing, yet still purchase Acrobat for the fine-tuning features of Distiller.

    Also, Acrobat allows you to set document security attributes that OpenOffice.org's "Export to PDF" and Mac OS X's native "Save as PDF" don't support.

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  48. Zapping the toolbar in OS.X by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nice as the Print to PDF feature in OS.X is there are a few things it can't do that Adobe can. Another problem that I have heard people gripe about who use Adobe Acrobat alot is that the OS.X PDF functionality lags a little behind the Acrobat suite in terms of features. That means you sometimes have trouble with files you get sent from people running the latest Acrobat suite. I dont use PDF's often enough to be irritated by this but I know some people who use Adobe products because of it.

    If you have any trouble with this bar the thing to do (Worked for me on Adobe Acrob at 6.0 for Mac) is:
    YourMac$ cd /Applications/Microsoft Office 2004/Office/Startup
    or where ever else you installe Office there are three subfolderst there.
    $ ls
    Excel PowerPoint Word
    each directory contains a file name
    PDFMaker.[xla|ppa|dot]
    Delete those files and you are rid of the damn toolbar. The only problem is that the next time you start Adobe Acrobat you get a nag screen stating that Acrobat needs to make repairs. No matter how I try to opt out of the damn repair Acrobat still re-creates those files. Just for kicks I tried to refuse Acrobat write permission to those three directories but it just refused to start which I thought was rather funny. After that I deleted the damn thing (aka Adobe Acrobat Professional) and have yet to regret it.
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  49. Yeah, but by multiOSfreak · · Score: 2, Informative

    OS X's built-in PDF maker sucks. It doesn't do any optimization at all, so anything with graphics turns out huge.

    For full control of *all* PDF settings, it's best to make a postscript file and then use Distiller to crank out a PDF. It's not a free solution, but it's the best thing out there.

  50. Too integrated by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Informative

    Recent versions of Acrobat reader and writer which have come with other Adobe products and which I use for testing are really annoying. They hook into Word. They hook into Safari. They integrate with numerous apps by adding buttons and toolbars. It is really bothersome. On OS X, why do I need an extra button in Word That tries to sell me Acrobat Writer. It's not like Word on OS X can't already make PDFs. Also, Acrobat reader is much slower than Preview and grinds the browser to a halt while trying to open PDFs inline. That is half the reason PDFs suck so badly on Windows. Worse yet, recent version of reader on OS X silently fail to open some PDFs. Adobe needs to get their act together.

  51. Stupid formatting (space) by antdude · · Score: 2, Informative
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  52. Adobe Reader? Never install it... use Foxit by liveevil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a symptom of the overall personality of the Adobe software. You install it on your machine and it throws it's weight around like an 800 lb gorilla. It's disgusting the number of files folders and registry keys it creates. You'd think the the sole purpose in life of your computer was to be the home of this software. At least Adobe seems to think so. Well, being that pdf is an open standard format, there are many many free implementations of readers, editors, converters etc. out there. For plain old viewing of pdfs I use and recommend Foxit pdfReader: http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php It's very handy, fast, and not bloated. I for one will never let adobe get its meat hooks into my computer again.

  53. bad, but not fatal by drteknikal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Prior to Acrobat 6, if you said not to install PDFMaker, it didn't. Starting with 6, it does it anyway. However, we've found that simply deleting the templates placed in the Office startup folders is enough to remove the integration and toolbars.

    The program installs things you specifically exclude. That is bad. The effect on end users is somewhere between confusing and aggravating. But at a support level, we've had very good luck removing the templates before creating workstation images, and we've been able to mostly avoid the problems as a result.

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  54. Re:Print-to-PDF is an unexpected feature by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now, circumlocution and saying something that is technically true but sounds, to someone who's not listening carefully, like I'm saying something else entirely

    Try "Did I print it from the web? No." Technically true, but most people that equate the internet as being the web won't see that other services also can run over it, like FTP or iDisk or whatever you're using.

    But I think your real problem is:

    I'd rather educate the ignorant masses so that maybe next time they won't bother me or someone trying to do what I'm doing

    beware: a lot of folks don't like being educated. Particularly when they are in the nominal position of authority. So you might be wise to chose your battles.

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  55. Re:Free PDF printer driver, forget Adobe malware by imrec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprise nobody mentioned THIS yet
    pdfcreator
    Been using it for years
    Only "cost" is that it doesn't give me a DRMed pdf file when I print a DRMed pdf!! Whoops!

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  56. Toolbars are very easy to remove by megalomaniacs4u · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes the visio version of the bar is right PITA.

    The toolbars are dead easy to remove.

    1. Control Panel, Add/Remove Programs
    2. Find Acrobat Professional
    3. Click "Change", wait a little while
    4. Click "Next"
    5. Make sure the modify radio button is selected and click "Next"
    6. Expand "Create Adobe PDF"
    7. Expand "Acrobat PDF Maker"
    8. For each toolbar you want to remove click the drop-down icon and select "This feature will not be available"
    9. Hit "Next"
    10. Hit "Update" & wait a while...
  57. Re:Apple not so saintly given QuickTime task by ewhac · · Score: 2, Informative
    Any body know why I need the qttask.exe running all the time?

    You don't. Go install QuickTime Alternative instead.

    Schwab

  58. Try this by zenray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This works for us to get rid of the PDF icons in Office 2003. Configure Outlook to use Word as the editor of your e-mail. Start Outlook - this pre-loads word for e-mail editing. Start Word -- the PDF icons are gone!!

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  59. Obligatory Unix Guru reponse to PC Elitist by theridersofrohan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Adobe toolbar, what's that? I just hit "Save to PDF" on any print dialogs...

    Would that be with the right or left mouse button?


    What's a mouse?
  60. Re:/. goes down yet another notch by Phr3n3tik · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are wrong though. There are no .dot files with acrobat7.

    How can you delete the file, when it isn't there?

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  61. Acrobat = slow and evil by teknokracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why I use Acrobat 5. No bloated features, but still lots of functionality. Does anyone else love the fact that Mac OS X can produce PDFs without having to install ANY Adobe products?

  62. How to remove from Outlook 2003 by Beatlebum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right click on toobar, and uncheck "PDFMaker 7.0".

    What's the big deal?

  63. Re:Print-to-PDF is an unexpected feature by Buran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not a lie to answer no to this question; you 'got it' from your own head, didn't you? Where you get something and where you store something aren't really the same. I store my car in my garage. Did I get my car from my garage? No; I got it from a Volkswagen dealer. If asked where I got my car from, I state the dealership's name. If I answered 'My garage', people would look at me funny and ask if I built it myself like in the Johnny Cash song 'One Piece At A Time' ... which I didn't. (I'm not THAT good!)

  64. Couldn't be easier to get rid of by geekwithsoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Go to Tools>Templates and Add-ins Under Templates, uncheck PDFMaker.dot. It will not load it anymore. Or you could simply leave, and choose to not view that Toolbar. Not sure what the big freaking deal is.

  65. WILL you say that I am mad? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 5, Funny
    It simply converts documents to PDF when you click it.

    Oh no no no... it does plenty of things.

    Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the registry during the whole week before I killed it. And every night about midnight I turned on the back door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my edits, I put in a dark comment, commented so that no bits came out, and then I thrust in my command. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the backups. It took me an hour to place my whole script within the opening so far that I could see the library as it lay within its folder. Ha! Would a madman have been so wise as this? And then when my script was well in the folder I executed it cautiously -- oh, so cautiously -- cautiously (for the hard drive creaked), I launched it just so much that a single thin electron fell upon the vulture toolbar. And this I did for seven long nights, every night just at midnight, but I found the toolbar always closed, and so it was impossible to do the work, for it was not the toolbar that vexed me but this Evil Icon. And every morning, when the day broke, I went boldly into my applications and spoke courageously to them, calling them by name in a hearty tone, and inquiring how they had passed the night. So you see it would have been a very profound program, indeed, to suspect that every night, just at twelve, I looked in upon the toolbar while it slept.

    I had my head in, and was about to open the folder, when my pinky slipped upon the enter key, and the program sprang up in the toolbar, crying out, "MAKE PDF?" And now have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but over-acuteness of the senses? With a loud yell, I threw open the script and leaped into the registry. It err'd once -- once only. In an instant I dragged it to the trash, and emptied it quickly. I then smiled gaily, to find the deed so far done.

    Yet, upon the next reopening, first and formost it mocks me. It was open, wide, wide open, and I grew furious as I gazed upon it. I saw it with perfect distinctness -- all a dull grey with a hideous veil over it that chilled the very marrow in my bones, but I could see nothing else of document's font or margin, for I had directed my sight as if by instinct precisely upon the damned spot.

    I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury, but the toolbar remained. O God! what COULD I do? I foamed -- I raved -- I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and bounced upon my cube, but the toolbar arose over all applications and continually increased. It spawned over -- over -- over! And still the office chatted pleasantly , and smiled. Was it possible they saw not? Almighty God! -- no, no? Adobe saw! -- Adobe suspected! -- Adobe KNEW! -- they were making a mockery of my horror! -- this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical responses no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! -- and now -- again -- hark! louder! louder! louder! LOUDER! --

    "Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! -- tear up the registry! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous icon!"

    With profound apolgies to Poe, this is the truth of that toolbar.

  66. I blame MS (of course) by Dutchmang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I blame Microsoft for setting the standard for "I now own your computer sucker." You can't load a product these days without it assuming that you are bent over and ready to accept everything the vendor feels like doing. Adobe is only following in the footsteps of Real and AOL and others who install download managers and e-wallets and toolbar enhancements. It all started with MS, which makes you suffer through all their programs instantiating when you start Windows, so they are all "snappier" to load than the otherwise superior products from just about anyone else... this is a social problem not a technological one.

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  67. Someone hasn't done his homework by sankarson · · Score: 2, Informative

    The PDF toolbar V6 can be hidden by right clicking on a toolbar and unselecting PDFMAker from the list of toolbars. The same way as every other toolbar in Office. What's the fuss about?

    I suspect the problem is more with people...

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