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What Can You Do With $100?

An anonymous reader asks "I was recently gifted with $100 and thought, 'What's the coolest geektoy--new, used, cobbled together, hacked--that one hundred clams could buy?' Home automation? Older PDA streaming client? Bathtub ROV? Basic stamp robotic kit? Something fun, something useful, something educational, something that says 'Look what I put together for $100.' Lemme know!"

223 comments

  1. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    totally.

  2. Swiss Memory USB! by SouperIan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A 256 Swiss Memory USB! Now that is a kickass gadget.

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    1. Re:Swiss Memory USB! by SouperIan · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Swiss Memory USB! by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you actually find the swiss army functions useful? I looked on thinkgeek for it, but there seems to be hardly any actual tools on it, just the bare bones essentials(btw, what kind of screwdrivers does it have?) Now compare it to a lot of the other non-usb knives, and it doesn't look all that great... Let me know what you think of it.

    3. Re:Swiss Memory USB! by zfalcon · · Score: 1

      I don't have one of the swiss memorys, but I have it's predecessor (everything except the memory). The tools are crappy (I have a leatherman for that), but having an emergency pen in it is the most useful thing for me.

    4. Re:Swiss Memory USB! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can add a usb drive to the leatherman wave model then we can talk... Swiss army tools are not very sturdy.

    5. Re:Swiss Memory USB! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have it's predecessor

      "its".

  3. SCO License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you find 6.99 other friends with the same amount of cash on hands, you can get a swell new SCO license.

    1. Re:SCO License by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      wouldn't that be 5.99 friends?
      and aren't personal licenses 199
      meaning you need .99 friends?

      sniff.

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    2. Re:SCO License by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      and aren't personal licenses 199 meaning you need .99 friends?

      If you have 1.99 people, that's more than the one person the license covers. Plus, how is someone on slashdot going to find .99 friends?

    3. Re:SCO License by CTalkobt · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> If you find 6.99 other friends with the same amount of cash on hands, you can get a swell new SCO license.

      If you have a 99/100th of a friend laying around, please don't make friends with me....

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    4. Re:SCO License by Somegeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can hear the conversation now:

      Me) I would like one personal license please.

      SCO) Will you be using this for more than one person?

      Me) Well, I'll be using it for less than 2 people, is that ok?

      SCO) Profit!

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    5. Re:SCO License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any^H^H^H.99 friends...:(

    6. Re:SCO License by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you have a 99/100th of a friend laying around, please don't make friends with me....

      Hmmm... 1% of the mass of a person is his or her cerebral cortex. In that sense, I know lots of people that are only 99% there. And that type of person is the perfect SCO customer.

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    7. Re:SCO License by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1

      And if you have seven friends with the same amount of cash, you can afford to fill up your gas tank. Of course, your 7 friends will be wanting to carpool...

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    8. Re:SCO License by Peale · · Score: 1

      What, you got a problem with amputees now?

    9. Re:SCO License by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Umm.. one person for the license, the rest are to cover attourney fees..

    10. Re:SCO License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is actually 41.99999999...; there was a rounding error in the first answer.

      41.99999999... is equivalent to 42.

      Or did I miss a joke?

    11. Re:SCO License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Hmmm... 1% of the mass of a person is his or her cerebral cortex. In that sense, I know lots of people that are only 99% there.

      They're called women.

  4. 512MB iPod Shuffle by objekt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/ doubles as a flash drive.

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    1. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Donate to a local animal shelter (like the one I do). And get a tax write off to boot!

    2. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by objekt · · Score: 1, Funny

      Noble yes, geeky no.

      Better yet, waste the money on a domain and a year's worth of web hosting.
      http://www.dreamhost.com/r.cgi?objekt

      You could get something geeky like igotmyownwebsitefor100bucks.com

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    3. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by Exitar · · Score: 1

      -- When you can't reach this site, do you automatically think "Slashdot's been slashdotted!"?

      Yes I do, and I hope that the RIAA will outlaw your telepathy soon...

    4. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by VultureMN · · Score: 1

      Sure, it can be geeky. Donate the hundred bucks on the condition they name one of the animals something like "Bios" or "Isa" or something.

    5. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by DoctaWatson · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Attack my enemies, Western Digital Raptor!"

      *screee!*

    6. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      *screee!*

      Whoah! That's the noise my last Western Digital hard drive made!

  5. iBrator? by slughead · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about an iBrator for the lady in your iLife?

    1. Re:iBrator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an iBrator for the lady in your iLife

      WTF lady? The man in my life has an anus and anuses (anii?) enjoy a stuff and vibe as much as a vagina or clit...

    2. Re:iBrator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do mean iLady, right?

    3. Re:iBrator? by Stolethis · · Score: 1

      Where do they sell iLives? Someone told me to get one the other day.

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    4. Re:iBrator? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Uh I would show you numbers 2 and 3, but I can't go there or link there from work. And I'm not sure you want to see it anyway.

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  6. a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A blowjob, plain and simple.

    1. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $100 bj's. where can i get one of those?

    2. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any local middle school...

    3. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jesus, you must be one ugly fuck.

    4. Re:a blowjob by jbbrwcky · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'd pay $100 for a blowjob? Man you're getting f***ed too...

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    5. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF??? A $100 for a blowjob??? Are you in Las Vegas by any chance?

      For $100 I can get a full service "massage" by a reasonably looking "masseuse" in most places.

    6. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >> where can I get one of those

      Ah, what was that place called?
      Mustang Ranch? No...that's not it.
      Beaver Ranch? Nope, not that either.
      Neverland Ranch! That's the one.

    7. Re:a blowjob by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      WTF??? A $100 for a blowjob??? Are you in Las Vegas by any chance?

      For $100 I can get a full service "massage" by a reasonably looking "masseuse" in most places.
      ... and "her" first name is Bob.
    8. Re:a blowjob by Justice8096 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Umm... when I worked on an Aids project a long time ago, the rate reported was $20 - and there isn't much in the way of inflation in that business. Since the rate was $50 for something more kinky, you could probably get that for $100 in a poor area that shall go nameless.

      'Course, about 5% of the pros were working their way through a sex-change, so you might get more kinky than you really want...

      And yes, that made the database really difficult to design...

    9. Re:a blowjob by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      I worked security in a real bad Indianapolis ghetto for a while, and the going rate there was one crack rock. A rock goes for anywhere from $5 to $15. Foodstamps worked for a while too until they came out with the foodstamp card and did away with the paper ones.

    10. Re:a blowjob by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, technically, he's not... ;-)

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    11. Re:a blowjob by jbbrwcky · · Score: 1

      Yeah but, come on, $100?! Inflation must be "stiff" where he is!

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    12. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:a blowjob by gatzke · · Score: 0, Troll


      Gotta love the era of moral relativism, thank you Bill Clinton for making oral relations nonsexual1

    14. Re:a blowjob by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 1

      *feeds the troll

      Since when was I implying that oral sex is nonsexual? "Fucking" could simply refer to some types of sex but not others.

      But way to tie in Bill Clinton and moral relativism all based on a simple semantic misinterpretation. Karl Rove would be proud.

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  7. Tools by BandwidthHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a Dremel and a decent soldering iron, all your geeky dreams can come true. (well, okay, not that one with the blonde and the midgets and the mayonaise, but all the *other* geeky dreams)

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    1. Re:Tools by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Strange fantasy...!

      well, okay, not that one with the blonde and the midgets and the mayonaise

      Why have midgets?

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    2. Re:Tools by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why have midgets?

      Because the blonde's too tall to ride a llama through the bathroom door.

      Duh!

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    3. Re:Tools by really? · · Score: 1

      Bathroom door? BATHROOM door? You are one sick puppy.

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    4. Re:Tools by thewiz · · Score: 1

      Hey!
      I'm married to a blonde midget and we don't need no stinkin' mayonaise!

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    5. Re:Tools by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Cute sig, but you've got it all wrong:

      If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?

      disco = I learn
      thé que = standing in line

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  8. magazine article by zerkon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Computer Gaming World Magazine runs a segment every month on what to do with $100, and they're usually right on, grab an issue and see what they say.

    1. Re:magazine article by over_exposed · · Score: 5, Funny

      But then he'd only have ~$94.05 left...

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    2. Re:magazine article by mwooldri · · Score: 1

      Or check out the library... ours have these magazines in the reference section so you can read 'em for free.

  9. Hrm by grub · · Score: 1


    You can buy 40 Fort Garry Dark Ale at the Charleswood Hotel here in Winnipeg. See you there!

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  10. Save it. by Rayder · · Score: 1

    100$ is no money to get something interesting, the only thing you are going to buy is some useless crap that you are going to forget in 2 weeks.

    Save it, and when you get enough money look for something useful and something you will really care.
    In my case a new portable (Compaq R3450) is what I want ....

    1. Re:Save it. by PHP+Addict · · Score: 1

      BOOOOOOORING!!!!!!

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  11. Save It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Avoid knee-jerk consumerism and put it in savings. You might need it someday.

    1. Re:Save It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dollar is crashing... spend it now!

    2. Re:Save It! by pclminion · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Avoid knee-jerk consumerism and put it in savings. You might need it someday.

      Also, stock market != savings account...

    3. Re:Save It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ANTI AMERICAN PIG! Spending money is THE American way! Don't you know there are entire portions of the government dedicated to getting us to spend our money. If people start saving it how will they (the infamous 'they') ever maintain the seperation of classes that keep them in power.

      Save it, sheesh, you must be Canadian.

  12. What about by Dancing+Primate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ten $10 bundles of toothbrush, socks, snacks, etc for homeless people?

    1. Re:What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new to Slashdot.

      If you're coming from the right, then the homeless are homeless because of their own laziness and moral failings, and it would be immoral to protect them from the consequences of their actions. Better to let them die in the street.

      If you're coming from the left, then homelessness is a government problem, and the $100 should be used lobbying the government to give more money to the homeless. Or used to improve a homeless person's self-esteem. Or to keep the homeless from using racial slurs. Ideally, you would spend the $100 lobbying to improve the self-esteem of homeless people by teaching them not to use racial slurs.

      How dare you attempt to defy simple categorization? Have you no shame, sir?

    2. Re:What about by Dancing+Primate · · Score: 1

      I'm coming from Canada... where we just do this sort of thing :-)

    3. Re:What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he could provide one homeless person with bus fare to Canada, land of free socks and toothpaste!

    4. Re:What about by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      And they said smoking pot has no side effects...

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  13. Take your significant other out... by jbarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and have a good time. Good memories will last much longer than geek toys.

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    1. Re:Take your significant other out... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I keep on doing this, but people tend to give funny looks to the guy making out with his hand in the corner......

    2. Re:Take your significant other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've really got to move beyond first base...

    3. Re:Take your significant other out... by cthulhuology · · Score: 1

      Well considering all of my computers have lasted longer than any of my relationships (by several orders of magnitude), and I have more fond memories of playing video games than dating, YMMV. I recommend spending $100 on a good multi-tool.

    4. Re:Take your significant other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't.

      (I have a transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, you insensitive clod!)

  14. laptop by zxnos · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:laptop by Elektrance · · Score: 1

      You just need to get 999,999 of your friends to buy one with you!

      A similar story on the register (I think) mentioned that they would only do bulk deals, with a minimum of 1 million units.

    2. Re:laptop by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      Your link says "by 2010," but I got mine last year. $99 plus sales tax in California.

      OK, so it's an old Toshiba Satellite, with a cramped hard drive and cramped RAM, but a more-than-minimal installation of Slackware plus a 100Base-T PCMCIA card (another $15, dongle included) and it's quite the portable NC. And at home, "X -query joseph" gives me a login on my much faster desktop, while I'm still sitting on my couch.

      I'd say for $125, I've gotten my money's worth out of it.

  15. Christmas Lights by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Buy some christmas lights and convince everyone you have a webcam where people can turn 'em on and off

    5,000 Christmas lights at post holiday prices: $100
    Linux/Apache/Perl/etc.: Free
    Duping the world: Priceless! ;-)

    Doing it for real will cost a little more than $100 if you want a decent webcam, but maybe I'll do that Christmas 2005 ...

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  16. 100 lap dances by middlemen · · Score: 1

    100$ ~= 100 lap dances... pretty geeky...

    1. Re:100 lap dances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where??

      in canada a lapdance is 20$ a piece, so either your texan fatty patties are cheap, or ours are overpriced...

      And dont say that $1america is $20 canadian, might have been so few years ago but now your yankee green papers suck, long live euros (and canuks).

    2. Re:100 lap dances by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      pfff, more like 3 if you're lucky

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  17. 5 JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What geek wouldn't want to own a tank?

  18. It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Good memories will last much longer than geek toys.


    Not if you have alzheimer's.

    1. Re:It depends... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I won 100 dollars?

      I guess I go out and buy something fancy.

      A nice suit would be great.

      If only I had some money to buy one.

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  19. Médecins sans Frontières by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, donate it. Don't spend it on yet another "geeky toy" you'll like for two hours and then put it in the closet to the other hundrets of toys you don't really need.

  20. Buy a grammar primer by pavlov112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or really, anything that will demonstrate how evil it is to use "gift" as a verb... ;-)

    1. Re:Buy a grammar primer by Conor · · Score: 1

      I agree, everyone knows gift is an adjective!

    2. Re:Buy a grammar primer by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Still sticking to prescriptive rather than descriptive linguistic models are we? Languages evolve. Deal.

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  21. Subscribe to Make by OldAndSlow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Make costs $35 a year. Use the $65 left to build a couple of projects.

  22. Take a look at Make by lysander · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps you should look at Make magazine. Their first issue had some pretty cool stuff. The aerial kite photography project might be doable for $100, if you've got the tools.

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    1. Re:Take a look at Make by La+Camiseta · · Score: 1

      Or you could make the magnetic stripe reader found in that magazine and "earn" even more money ;)...

  23. A bunch of stuff! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

    Being good open-source citizen, you will immediately donate that $100 gift to your favorite OSS project! Thank you! Or Maybe just a few bucks.

    Or, you can buy a bunch of little stuff, like:

    Super-strong neodymium magnets. Magnets sound boring, but these things are really, really strong. Get the spherical ones.

    There's a whole host of cheap, unusual geeky projects at American Science & Surplus.

    Get a cheap computer. Buy a Used Xbox, and install Xbox Linux on it.

    Color changing lights. The color change is nice and smooth. Popular with the kids.

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    1. Re:A bunch of stuff! by Casca · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I second the magnet suggestion. I bought a selection of the 1" models, and they've been a blast, though you do have to be really careful with them. I took some to a day-long training class a while back, and it was a hoot. As they made their way around the table you would hear "CLICK...Ouch!" about every couple of minutes.

      Yes, I know, you're not supposed to let them click together, and you're not supposed to handle them with you bare hands. They will chip if you're not careful, and they'll make a pressure hole in clothing if you let them click through a polo shirt. The most fun is handing one to a friend, then tossing them the second one. Its almost as much fun as tossing a charged capacitor (oh how I miss high school science class)to someone not expecting it.

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    2. Re:A bunch of stuff! by kneecarrot · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention neodymium magnets. I've been searching long and hard for somewhere to buy some. I finally found kjmagnetics but unfortunately they do not ship to Canada. I cannot find any Canadian sources. What I need is an American who I can pay to order and ship me the darned things (for full in-advance compensation of course).

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    3. Re:A bunch of stuff! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Contact KJMagnetics via email. They have been very responsive to my queries, and might ship to Canada for an extra fee.

      Although, maybe there is some shipping restriction on these things since they might demagnitize things... I accidently erased a bunch of my BART cards last week. The magnets were a 6+ inches from the cards.

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    4. Re:A bunch of stuff! by kneecarrot · · Score: 1

      Just sent them an email. My fingers are crossed. Just one further question... why do you recommend the spherical ones? I would think they would have less of a "pull" given that you can't get as much surface area against a flat metal surface.

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    5. Re:A bunch of stuff! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Ah, it depends on your application.

      The spherical magnets have many fun applications. You can do roll them across the floor and do tricks, if you put a bunch magnets on the ground 6" from the other magnets, they slowly wobble towards each other and eventually join up with each other, which increases the strength of the magnetic field and sucks in more magnets and more and more-- nice magnetic effect.

      My friend can get his magnets spin for 5 minutes straight. I am not sure how he does it, but it has something to do with levitation and low friction.

      On the practical side, the round magnets are a great way to find nails in the floorboards.

      In addition, the spherical magnets pinch less then the sharp square ones :)

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    6. Re:A bunch of stuff! by kneecarrot · · Score: 1

      My application. Well, I have a very complicated system of... er... ok, it's pretty much just for fun. I've always been enthralled by invisible forces and my ultimate goal is to build some sort of small scale levitation device. But first, I want to just get a bunch of different shapes and see how they react to eachother.

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  24. I'll tell you what I'd do man... by Matt+Amato · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...two chicks at the same time.

    1. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by imadoofus · · Score: 1

      Fuckin' A.

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    2. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      That's it? If you had a hundred dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    3. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by MagicDude · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it cost only $100 to get that, then every guy would have done it at least 5 times...

      Before graduating from high school.

    4. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't understand. Now give me back my swingline and fix your TPS reports.

    5. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a hundred dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

    6. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by Clubber+Lang · · Score: 1

      Well, not all chicks

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    7. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

    8. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by Clubber+Lang · · Score: 1

      Good point

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    9. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Well what about you now? what would you do?

    10. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      Besides two chicks at the same time?

    11. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Well yeah.

    12. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      Nothing.

    13. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Nothing, huh?

    14. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      Nothing. I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

    15. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by l0rd · · Score: 1

      Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

  25. Three year subscription to by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Keyhole.com

  26. You can't buy love... by kelleher · · Score: 1

    but for $100 you can rent a close facsimile for ~30 minutes...

  27. Dictionary this, word nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an actual, legitimate word, Mr. word nazi. Heaven forbid he use words outside your little box.

    1. Re:Dictionary this, word nazi by andy_shepard · · Score: 1

      This, from the same crapulous dictionary that lists 'orientate' and 'stick-to-itiveness'.

    2. Re:Dictionary this, word nazi by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Is crapulous the opposite of cromulent?

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  28. real geeks... by Ruis · · Score: 1

    take that money and 'hack' it into more money over time and then buy more expensive geek toys.

  29. a subscription to /. by leuk_he · · Score: 0

    and make first post like me...

    DAMN LATE AGIAN!!! ;)

  30. neodymium magnets by solitarian · · Score: 1

    excellent idea. yes go get the magnets. then stick them to something metal over a walkway. one day they will lose their magnetism and fall on people.
    --sorry, that is my evil thought for the day.

    1. Re:neodymium magnets by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is more evil.

      Let someone play with the magnets. The magnets are so strong, that most people will pinch their fingers within a few minutes :)

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    2. Re:neodymium magnets by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      At my last job we had a bunch of old SCSI HDDs laying around with no real purpose, so we busted them open for the magnets (not sure if they're neodymium, but they're pretty powerful).

      One guy thought it would be funny to wear a pair of them like clip-on earrings. He doesn't recommend trying it...

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  31. I'd suggest you're a jerk by fm6 · · Score: 1
    The guy means obvious "given as a gift". "Given" doesn't necessarily mean that. "Gifted", while nonstandard, is a clear and economical shorthand for the longer expression.

    Language Nazis are a pain. Not because they're obnoxious. But because they're stuck on the idea that the only purpose of language is to satisfy your High School English teacher. Communication, preferrably with grace, economy, and clarity, is a much higher priority.

    1. Re:I'd suggest you're a jerk by psycho · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Communication, preferrably with grace, economy, and clarity, is a much higher priority.

      errm...that should be "preferably." You don't have anything against correct spelling, do you?

    2. Re:I'd suggest you're a jerk by fm6 · · Score: 1

      How is that you can spell perfectly, but you don't know how to read?

    3. Re:I'd suggest you're a jerk by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      Who cares? I got it! ;)

      --
      Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. -Anonymous
  32. Drive to work by xrayspx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For 15 days.

    1. Re:Drive to work by solitarian · · Score: 1

      do you have a prius or what?
      my SUV can't make it to work 2 weeks for $100.

    2. Re:Drive to work by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Jeep Cherokee, 20 mpg, 90 miles/day commute. Whee.

  33. Re:I'd suggest a dictionary by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suggest you buy MarkusQ a dictionary, as he seems to think you have misused the work "gifted" when in fact, you have not.

  34. Buy a ... by davidyorke · · Score: 0, Troll

    @#$%ing CLUE!

  35. donuts by solitarian · · Score: 1, Redundant

    buy $100 worth of krispy kreme donuts.
    the stock, not the food.
    then next year it will be worth at least as much as the donuts that you could have bought.

    1. Re:donuts by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Based on the performance for the last year, it would be worth just enough to buy a couple dozen donuts in a year.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
  36. Brew your own beer! by warpSpeed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Get a complete kit to start brewing beer at home here

    It is only $70, you can use the other $30 for a Brew ingredients Kit

    Nothing beats home made beer.

    1. Re:Brew your own beer! by anderiv · · Score: 2

      Yeah! I'd agree. I've been making my own brew for a few years now, and it's an incredibly rewarding hobby.

      See my brew log.

    2. Re:Brew your own beer! by pclminion · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I strongly agree. Brewing beer is kind of like biological hacking -- can you learn to use living organisms (and not those big ones that think, that's cheating) as a tool to accomplish what you want?

      The number of variables and parameters that can be tweaked throughout the beer brewing process is a hacker's dream come true.

      Plus, it helps to relieve some of the general ignorance that most people have about what beer actually IS. I actually read here on Slashdot once that different beers are achieved by, get this, roasting the hops in various ways. My gawd.

    3. Re:Brew your own beer! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Hell yeah. I just brewed up a wheat myself on Saturday. 8 pounds wheat malt extract, 12 ounces of honey, Tett and Saaz for hops, and #1056 for the yeast. This stuff is gonna be STRONG I think :-)

      Back to the topic of this article, if I had $100 laying around I'd spend it on a nice grain mill. That's the only thing really holding me back from going to all grain brewing at this point.

    4. Re:Brew your own beer! by 12+inch+pianist · · Score: 0

      A nice grain mill (not a drill) would run you about $300.

    5. Re:Brew your own beer! by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      can you learn to use living organisms (and not those big ones that think, that's cheating) as a tool to accomplish what you want?

      Sounds like terrorism to me! But then, I'd use the 100 bux for a tinfoil hat.

    6. Re:Brew your own beer! by warpSpeed · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sounds like terrorism to me!

      the real terrorism is perpitrated by Anhueser Busch

      Gahh! How people dring that stuff is beyond me...

    7. Re:Brew your own beer! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Wow, I don't know where YOU live and what options YOU have, but I've never seen a mill anywhere that cost more than $100 that was worth it.

      If you aren't getting "good enough" efficiency with a $100 mill I think you are doing something wrong. Hundreds of very experienced people would strongly disagree with you on this.

    8. Re:Brew your own beer! by notwoohoo · · Score: 0

      Crank and Stein mills are quite nice and only ~$125 iirc Google "crank and stein"

    9. Re:Brew your own beer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you learn to use living organisms (and not those big ones that think, that's cheating) as a tool to accomplish what you want?

      If you can use some yeast organisms to make beer, that's a good skill. If you can get your cat to make beer...wow.

  37. wifi detector, the canary by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Interesting

    with SSID detection
    http://www.canarywireless.com/
    leaves half your cash in pocket.

    --
    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    1. Re:wifi detector, the canary by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1

      I accidentally read that as "wife detector." If you can get one of those for $100, it would probably be more useful than the Canary...

      --
      "BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
  38. 100 tacos. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    well, probably 90 tacos, with tax and rounding..

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
    1. Re:100 tacos. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Hello, I am a moderator and I dont know how to sort by date. DURRRR

      --
      -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  39. Wipe your ass with it by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny

    For $100, you can get 100 or more rolls of toilet paper, which ought to last a few years.

  40. Re:I'd suggest a dictionary by x-caiver · · Score: 2, Informative
  41. Two words by kponto · · Score: 1
    --
    This too, will end.
  42. Torque Game Engine by Chunky+Kibbles · · Score: 1

    Torque Game Engine. Fascinating, if only to poke about in the code for a genuinely amazing game engine

    Or donate it to a good cause such as a dog rescue group [which is what I did with my last 100 USD].

    Gary (-;

  43. Trip from Mexico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you live in mexico, $100 will get you across the United States/Mexican border undetected. You just may have to be stuck in a cardboard box for a few hours.

  44. RC Car by Intron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    or boat, plane or submarine. I know of only one RC hot-air balloon, so that might be interesting.

    --
    Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
  45. OT: sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wasting your time; Slashdot implements Google's rel="nofollow" syntax in URLs, so using /. for googlebombing (or blogs - most have also implemented this) is a waste of time.

    Cheers.

  46. Don't you love it? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "It's an actual, legitimate word, Mr. word nazi."

    Don't you, too, love the smell of self-immolating spelling nazis in the morning?

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  47. RFID Gun by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    Give the gift that keeps on giving, forged American passports.

  48. Next Ask Slashdot: by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

    How can I get a Significant Other with nothing but a hundred bucks and a brain on my side?

    1. Re:Next Ask Slashdot: by turgid · · Score: 1
      How can I get a Significant Other with nothing but a hundred bucks and a brain on my side?

      Spend it on soap, deodorant, toothpaste and mouthwash, and some quality Romantic novels (e.g. Bronte, Dickens, Trollope). Then go out on the pull with what's left of the money, your new found cleanliness, and well-rounded education.

  49. What NOT to do. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    If the first thing you want to buy with the $100 is an upgrade from Windows ME (which has worked so perfectly for you) to Windows XP Home, you obviously missed the geek bus. Move along...

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:What NOT to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally anti microsoftie posts like this need this:

      lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 that is sooo funnny uoi aare thebedst postara i have nevefer seen!

  50. Spend it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spend it to give the idiots who believe in such things as "consumerism" the heebie-jeebies. Better yet, wait to spend it on "Buy Nothing Day".

    1. Re:Spend it by 0x20 · · Score: 1

      Hey... I'm a consumerist.

  51. How about 20000 ad free pages of slashdot? by biophysics · · Score: 1

    or donate it to the guys at Mozilla (either way you can be ad free/popup free)

  52. For about $100... by cr0sh · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You can build a video rocket camera.

    What I mean by this, is that you can buy the rocket (D thru F engine model), launch kit (launch pad, controller, engines, igniters, batteries), and wireless video camera - and do something that while it has been done before by others, is still a cool thing to do for yourself.

    First - the camera: For about $30.00 (approx. $10-20.00 for the camera, and $10-15.00 shipping, depending on seller), you can buy off of ebay drop-shipped from hong-kong a miniature 900MHz-1.2GHz wireless "sugar-cube" camera and receiver combo, which runs off of 9 volt batteries. The camera is designed to transmit a few hundred feet thru walls in a security setup - but outdoors up in a rocket you can expect around 1000 ft or so. This is the cheapest way of getting these cameras - don't bother with an american dealer, they will charge you $80.00 minimum, plus s/h - not a good deal at all.

    The rest of your money will go into the rocket and launch needs - a larger scale Estes rocket will be perfect - you might even be able to get away with one of the egg lofters if you want (you might want to try a different/lighter battery tech for the 9V camera, though). Anyhow - you won't spend anywhere near $70.00 on everything - the rocket kit will be about $20-30.00, everything else will fill (or not) the rest of the cash.

    Then - spend your time to build the thing. Remember to pad/protect the camera, and mount it securely (but make it airodynamic, too!). Mount the battery securely as well, so it won't rattle around and change your C/G mid-flight. You are going to want a rocket made for payload lifting or similar - something designed for the extra weight (unless you want to experiment!).

    Take it to a field, set it up, check your camera feed (heh - maybe some extra cash could be thrown to a 12VDC video recorder - you want to record your first flight, right?), install the engine and igniter, begin your countdown - and get ready to enter an interesting aerial photography hobby!

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  53. Cool Tools by DoctaWatson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools never fails to give me ideas for spending my money.

    http://www.kk.org/cooltools/index.php

  54. You already found the answer by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    You can buy yourself an "Ask Slashdot" top story on Slashdot!

    --
    Moderator hint: a comment is neither "Flamebait" nor "Troll" if it is true.
  55. 33 cups of coffee by Cthefuture · · Score: 3, Funny

    but only if that $100 is in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill.

    --
    The ratio of people to cake is too big
  56. Donate to F/OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Being good open-source citizen, you will immediately donate that $100 gift to your favorite OSS project! Thank you! Or Maybe just a few bucks.
    Excellent idea! http://arc.nucapt.northwestern.edu/F/OSS offers a good start on who deserves money and how to give it to them.
  57. fast but boring: by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

    try World Wind. much more flexible with sat images...

    --
    I hope I didn't brain my damage.
    1. Re:fast but boring: by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      um... seems like I was posting to the wrong topic, ignore the above post.
      note to self: don't post sober.

      --
      I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  58. Three words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Five lap dances"

    A slutty stripper is the ultimate geek toy, though it's something most geeks can only rent.

  59. $1 lap dances??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shudder to think about what those strippers must look like.

  60. Home automation by jessecurry · · Score: 1

    You can start a home automation project for $100. Try picking up a PowerLinc Controller, it has a USB port(or serial) and an on board controller. You can also pick up a few lampLinc units for basic light control and build from there.
    Home automation is a lot of fun, and once you get over the initial cost of the controller and possibly a remote interface you can pick up extra devices for under $20. I started mine a while back and love the geek factor. Plus, there's nothing like dimming all of your lights with the push of a button when you bring someone home from the bar.

    --
    Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know. ~Lao Tzu
    1. Re:Home automation by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      You had me going good, until the part about the bar.

    2. Re:Home automation by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      Yeah I guess that picking up girls isn't geeky enough....maybe I should've said that there's nothing like dimming the lights with the push of a button when you bring someone home from the LAN party...Technology Con...maybe... uh-oh, I think that I ran out of geeky social events :D

      --
      Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know. ~Lao Tzu
  61. If you use Linux... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..buy something that will require learning on your part to use it. You'll be amazed how quickly it can become an integral part of your computing experience.

    Like a second video card, a radio tuner, or a winmodem.

    Doing new kinds of things under Linux is always fun and educational. Well, it is for me, anway.

    1. Re:If you use Linux... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1
      Oh come on. That wasn't supposed to be funny.

      • Installing a second video card requires learning how to deal with the X desktop configuration.
      • Installing a radio tuner may require a kernel recompile, but will certainly require using unfamiliar software to tune it.
      • Installing a winmodem requires finding the Linux driver for that modem, if it exists. (And a lot do, today.)
  62. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    http://www.eff.org/support/

    It is easier for a zergling to pass through the needle of an eye than for a rich man to enter heaven!

    --
    [o]_O
    1. Re:zerg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha! So true, my friend. So very true. :D

      --Mr. Internet

  63. please do :) by timothy · · Score: 1

    It would be cool if you put as much effort into a *real* display next year :)

    (And I'll need proof, and maybe a live hostage, before running it on Slashdot again ;))

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
    1. Re:please do :) by xmas2003 · · Score: 1
      Yea, we'll have to come up with some way for me to "prove" it to 'ya if I do it for real - recall it was actually a challenge to prove to the Wall Street Journal that the fake was a fake! ;-)

      Don't know if Special Agent Cody would work as the live hostage - he was good enough for the Associated Press! Some things that I didn't even try to fake because they would be difficult is day/twilight and/or the moon with clouds - might those would be convincing enough for 'ya if they showed up?!? ;-)

      The Slashdot Editors haven't approved any of my submissions since the hoax broke (I used to bat about 20%), so my guess is they're still upset at me for the dupe - so maybe no more Slashdot Effect Analysis for me - but I still like you guys.

      alek

      P.S. I'll add that one major hurdle has already been crossed - my two neighbors across the street have said it's OK to really (this time!) have blinking lights and have said they'll let me mount a wireless webcam on their roofs.

      PPS. X10 is pretty doggy and unreliable (I really do use this to control the lights - without the web interface) so I'd like to replace it with either something like UPB or maybe a wireless powerline control technology - should I Ask Slashdot?!? ;-)

      --
      Hulk SMASH Celiac Disease
  64. Starbucks card by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    Get a starbucks card and go crazy.

    $100, that's like 15 cups of coffee now?

  65. Two Hookers and 3 large rocks. by lrdviperscorpian · · Score: 1

    I call it the saturday night.

  66. Or just the Cybertool by gabe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get the Cybertool. It doesn't have USB, but it's still a great utility tool to have around. I use mine at least once or twice a day. I can't believe I ever got along without one before.

    Bonus, it fits in that little pocket on the right side of your jeans. You know, that one that you never have any use for?

    --
    Gabriel Ricard
    1. Re:Or just the Cybertool by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      The little pocket on the right side was (is) ment to hold your pocketwatch.

      --
      "The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."
  67. My point exactly by MarkusQ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Communication, preferrably with grace, economy, and clarity, is a much higher priority

    My point exactly. Trying to construct the past tense of a noun (gift, after all, is a noun) is neither graceful nor economical, and it is far from clear.

    --MarkusQ

    P.S. For another example of the same principle, I think what you intended by the phrase "the guy means obvious..." was "the guy obviously means..."; note that while I am able to infer your meaning it would have been clearer and more graceful to user the more standard construction. I will conceed that it would be two letters longer and thus arguably less economical.

    1. Re:My point exactly by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Where is it written that gift is a noun, and only a noun? And how is it ever unclear to use a noun as a verb?

      Language comes from people, not textbooks.

    2. Re:My point exactly by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Is 'conceed' the past tense of 'concee'?

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    3. Re:My point exactly by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      Where is it written that gift is a noun, and only a noun? And how is it ever unclear to use a noun as a verb?

      Language comes from people, not textbooks.

      Let me get this straight--you are telling me (a person, not a book) that I am wrong to object to a word that I find unclear (and, in fact, ugly) and demanding that I justify my objection by citing a textbook ("where is it written") and in the very same post you are telling me that "Language comes from people, not textbooks."

      Well, I'm a native English speaker and I'm telling you flat out that "gifted" sounds moronic to my ears. So which is it? Do you respect the opinion of the people, or do you want to defend the useage on the basis of textbooks?

      --MarkusQ

    4. Re:My point exactly by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You keep saying you find "gifted" unclear, but you never justify the statement, except to repeat that it's not correct English. To most people "clarity" means the meaning is clear, not that it honors some obscure (or, as in this case, imaginary) grammatical rule.

    5. Re:My point exactly by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      You keep saying you find "gifted" unclear, but you never justify the statement
      Look, you can't keep saying that "language comes from the people, not from textbooks " and simultaniously demanding that I justify my views by reference to some external, objective source. They are my views for the simple reason that I hold them. Nothing more is needed.

      I find "gifted" unclear. Whenever I encounter it, my first reaction is to reread the sentence, my second is to assume that it is a typo, and then I finally, reluctantly come to the conclusion that the person who used it isn't particularly well educated.

      Why? Who knows. If you're willing to foot the bill I might consider letting you get a cat scan of my brain, but I doubt it would help much. While you're at it you might want to look into why I have the same reaction to "bling! bling!." "youse," and the use of numerals instead of letters.

      A more constructive path, given that there are many people who feel roughly as I do, would be to simply try your best to write in standard English if you expect people to take you seriously.

      Or go around saying you've been gifted with bling! bling! 'cause youse is ubber l33t, for all I care.

      --MarkusQ

    6. Re:My point exactly by fm6 · · Score: 1
      They are my views for the simple reason that I hold them. Nothing more is needed.
      In other words, you're simply stating a personal prejudice. You're entitled to have opinions -- but if you want anybody to care about them, you have to be willing to justify them in terms other people care about.
    7. Re:My point exactly by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      ... "gifted" sounds moronic to my ears.

      You've never heard the word "regifted"? Shame on you, non-Seinfeld watcher!

      If you don't like adding new words to a language, speak latin.

    8. Re:My point exactly by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      So first my point was invalid because it (according to you) came from a textbook, and when I point out that it came from the heart it's "a personal prejudice" (and thus inconsequential). I'm afraid to ask where you'd like it to come from...

      But to stick to the point, this isn't just my predjudice; 95% of the people asked by the Harper's Dictionary of Contemporary Usage (to pick one source sitting on my desk) about the use of "gifted" in this sense found it unacceptable. Their comments were frequently hash--"vulgar" "anti-charisma" "loathsome" and "highly objectionable" etc.--and so, should you choose to use it, you ought to expect that the majority of your readers will not be favourably impressed.

      You can of course disregard all of our "prejudice" and (like Humpty Dumpty) decide that words mean whatever you want them to, and the rest of the world be damned. But you ought to at leat realize in doing so that most of the people who read what you have written will (perhaps unconciously) think less of you for it.

      --MarkusQ

    9. Re:My point exactly by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      You've never heard the word "regifted"? Shame on you, non-Seinfeld watcher!

      To put a finer point on it, non-television watcher. But, if I may hazzard a guess, I would say that the word "regifted" was used on the show you mention specifically because the writers knew it would sound moronic to most of their veiwers.

      --MarkusQ

    10. Re:My point exactly by fm6 · · Score: 1
      So first my point was invalid because it (according to you) came from a textbook, and when I point out that it came from the heart it's "a personal prejudice" (and thus inconsequential). I'm afraid to ask where you'd like it to come from...
      You're treating this as a sidebar, but I consider this a central issue. I'm not suggesting that language is something you can make up by individual whim -- it is indeed a matter of convention. I simply refuse to concede that the author of textbooks and references are the final arbiters of that convention. Indeed, many of those authors themselves refuse to accept that role. They see themselves as describers of language, not prescribers.
      ...95% of the people asked by the Harper's Dictionary of Contemporary Usage (to pick one source sitting on my desk) about the use of "gifted" in this sense found it unacceptable.
      But that's not a linguistic convention, it's a social one. When I talk to people, I do try to use their conventions. To take an extreme case, I wouldn't talk to a somebody from France in English, and assume he was stupid because he couldn't understand me. (Though there are people who would jump to that conclusion.) Or to take a more usual case, if I were talking to some people at a church picnic, I'd avoid using vulgar language and might refrain from addressing people by their first names. Then again, if you're with some drunken friends in a nudie bar...

      Need I mention that the social conventions of Slashdot readers is not the same as that of the people in your poll?

      It occurs to me that a lot of what we're talking about here comes down to courtesy. Courtesy is very important -- and a big part of it is respecting the conventions of the people around you. Using "improper" language can be rude -- but insisting that everybody honor your idea of what's improper, regardless of the social context, is just as rude.

      We also need to get back to the original argument. You insist that "gift" is a noun, not a verb. And it's perfectly true that "standard" English no longer recognizes "gift" as a verb. But it used to. That's why we still speak of a smart or talented person as "gifted".

      The point being that language evolves. And why does it evolve? Because people experiment with it, either deliberately, or accidentally, as when the guy said "I've been gifted with $100." When you sneer at normal intelligent wordplay as ignorant, you're betraying your own ignorance.

  68. Re:Awesome Hosting by Wog · · Score: 1

    And you're going to give him part of the $97 referral fee YOU get when he signs up using that?

    If you get a referral, that's fine. But a cheap shot like yours will only drag down your credibility.

    Dreamhost is an *awesome* inexpensive webhost. I use them for my site and that of my father's business. I could post a referral link but I won't.

    Ugh, people like you really annoy me.

  69. Re:Awesome Hosting by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    Enter '777' as the promo code when you sign up to hte 'Crazy Domain Insane Plan' and the costs are reduced to a one time fee of $9.90 for the first year, with second ands sbusequent years being charged at normal rate. referrers do not get referal fees on this promotion.

  70. Lego.... by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    Lots and lots of lego....

    The fun will never end

    --
    Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com) Addicted is me
  71. Mountain Dew by Wog · · Score: 1

    Wait for Walmart (ich!) or Kroger to start a $2.50/12pack promo on Dew. You could wait for a $2.00/12pack, but those usually come with quantity limitations.

    Assuming a %9.725 sales tax rate (avoid it if you dare!):

    $2.50*1.09725 = $2.74/12pack
    $100/2.74 = 36.50. We'll round down, so I guess you can afford a candy bar too.

    36*12 = 432 cans of Dew!

    If you're on a two-can-a-day habbit like I, that's about seven months of Mountain Dew, sweet nectar of life that it is.

    Thank you.

  72. Shocking Tanks by maccallr · · Score: 1

    What about Shocking Tanks? I've only read about them, but they look like lots of fun. Has anyone tried them?

    And now for the plug... here's some advice for buying fun or useful stuff.

  73. A fucking grammar checker by lorcha · · Score: 1

    You were given $100. Not "gifted".

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  74. With $100 I bought myself a Palm PDA. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    $45 - Palm m105 (8MB, mono) with serial cradle and leather case.
    $5 - Palm folding keyboard.
    $30 - PalmPix camera for m100/m105.
    $20 - 8MB Flash card (Northstar MemorySafe) for m105.

    Doesn't do color or multimedia, but I don't care -- it's a wonderful PDA, it uses standard AAA alkaline or NiMH batteries, and I don't have to replace the batteries very often (four weeks for NiMH, 6-8 weeks for Alkaline). And it plays a good game of chess, hearts, solitaire, blackjack, and scrabble (along with maybe 40 other games)! :-)

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    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  75. If you like Dr. Who... by BTWR · · Score: 1
    Then try 100 tacos for $100.

    (It should provide adequate substinance for the marathon...)

  76. Try Lee Valley for magnets by druxton · · Score: 1

    Not only ship to Canada, they are Canadian and very good to deal with.
    Lee Valley Magnets

    1. Re:Try Lee Valley for magnets by kneecarrot · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much! Lee Valley is based here in Ottawa, where I live. In fact, I can walk to one from my house! I never thought to look.

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    2. Re:Try Lee Valley for magnets by druxton · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. My wife is very thankful I can't walk to a Lee Valley - closest one is an 8 hour drive (Thunder Bay to Winnipeg).

  77. I'd visit Mary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She always has a nice bag for $100.

  78. Re:I'd suggest a dictionary by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1

    You should really double check your own work when commenting about another person's grammar. I think you meant to use the word "word" intead of "work" =)

  79. Re:I'd suggest a dictionary by finkployd · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with typos, just grammar :P

  80. Re:Awesome Hosting by ottothecow · · Score: 1
    Does it hurt him that I get 10% of his bill rather than dreamhost?

    They ARE a great company and they believe enough in their service that they are willing to pay refferals in exchange for getting the word out. If the customer signs up and likes it, it is a net gain for them over time.

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  81. Or for 10x that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's over-budget for this question, but it's a bit geeky, and one-of-a-kind. I recently inherited about 10 times that, and I'm spending it to hire an artist to illustrate a comics script I've written.

  82. Got an electric guitar? by lambkabobwithfeta · · Score: 0

    You NEED this:
    www.guitarport.com

  83. Offtopic by gatzke · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Funny you mention semantics...

    Did you watch the Clinton testimony? Seeing the sitting president argue the definition of "is" was a true classic.

    Seriously, I think the whole Lewinsky issue has made oral sex an option for many of today's youth. There are some stories out there citing the rise of oral in kids today. We can blame Clinton, the Republicans, and the entire media for making that a story.

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  87. Geniunely amazing by loqi · · Score: 1

    I was genuinely amazed, when, two years later, it still ran like $^&% on my up-to-date video hardware.

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  88. I agree with you, up to a point... by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    I do not dispute a single point in the parent post, but I see that we differ on an assumption:

    When you sneer at normal intelligent wordplay as ignorant, you're betraying your own ignorance.
    From this I infer that you took the original poster's use of "gifted" as being an example of "normal intelligent wordplay"--whereas I took it as sophomoric mimicry of a joke from a television show, and reacted to it accordingly. As for the question of whether or not my reaction is typical or not, may I suggest that the whole reason "gifted" was used in the show in the first place was that (in a true example of intelligent word play) the writers of the show realized that it would sound stupid to most people. The very thing that makes it useful as a joke makes it risky to use when you aren't trying to sound silly.

    --MarkusQ