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GPS-tracked Clothing
Anil Kandangath writes "A Japanese firm has shown off new technology that enables GPS units to be embedded in clothing that will enable the wearer to be tracked continuously. The device is thin enough to be tacked on unobtrusively and is powered by a thin watch battery. It is also capable of taking biometric measurements and transmitting them PCs and handheld devices. Though marketed as a device to enable people to keep track of spouses, how long before such technology becomes intrusive in our lives?" Like tracking your spouse is ok?. What a world! Update: 05/29 18:00 GMT by Z : Not actually real. A Contagious Media project. Please do not try to monitor your SO's panties.
Than in your body.
I can't WAIT to have my privacy rights exploited by the corporations and government!
Statesmen serve to better the country and help the people.
Politicians serve to better themselves and help friends.
When will the public revolt about issues like this and demand either:
(A) Real privacy laws with shark's teeth to enforce them.
or (B) A completely transparent society where everything is public -- including our corporate master's finance books and the data of the wealthy elites?
Do they embed these into gloves yet?
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
"These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate"
When you're hot, you're hot!
plus 58 days...
Another way to "fight terrorism".
Just what we need...
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
this is obviously fake ... slashdot editors do your homework.
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Now I can reach that panties that I forgot here on my bedroom.
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It is also capable of taking biometric measurements and transmitting them PCs and handheld devices.
My biometric information will love to have a PC transmitted to it! Can I get one as well?James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
Oh comeon, that's ridiculous. If you have to track your spouse, then you have a lot more issues than you might think. Good relationships are built on trust, and if you can't trust the person, then all hope is lost.
Just walk outside of your house..
Go buy something...
Go for a drive..
Your privacy rights are already being exploited.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
It's a fake site, just look at the URL. Christ.
I've already tried these. I caught my (now ex-)wife screwing her secretary. Ordinarily that would be depressing enough, but to bust in on her screwing her female secretary really burst my self-confidence bubble :(
Never.
Do you think you'd be against this technology if it helped you locate your kidnapped child? Remember, technology is only as "bad" as the person who is using it.
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
Though marketed as a device to enable people to keep track of spouses [...]
What exactly are spouses up to in Japan?
You don't need laws for this as:
- this story smells like a hoax: basic drawings without an explaination and "no one can order due to overwhelming demand"
- any women could sue the ass of her husband if someone was stupid enough to try it, no need for new laws.
To see how many hits you can generate?
forgetmenotpanties.
www.contagiousmedia.org
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This looks like the ultimate high-tech joke to me. Do you know of any biometric sensors that can go through laundry after laundry?
Have you ever had either a battery or a GPS sensor and antenna embedded in your shorts? There's not a good way to do this and make it "invisible" to the wearer, yet.
Nice leg pull, though.
Check the testimonials. PantyMap tracking software? Come on people, I don't buy it. Still, hoaxes are fun. |Anyone remember fufme.com?
I tested your comment by trying to order. The buttons are grayed out due to being "Sold out". A real biz would have just put your order on back order - like Amazon. I think you're right.
Come on Taco, how could you take this seriously? It's made by Contagious Media.
I can see a great new market for tinfoil hat manufacturers...
Really, what is the point of stalking them after you've married them?
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An easy solution to the age old question,
"Where are my pants?"
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Remember that most people are sheep and just do as they are told.
So dont hold your breath on the revolt.. ( or the 2nd revolution here in this country )
---- Booth was a patriot ----
Someone stole his wife's sweater, and the tracker on his PC showed she was out of state, as she was walking in the door.
She was wearing a blouse under it, you Slashdot pervs!
the age-old question of where socks go when they disappear from the wash!
If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
...in all children's clothing sold in Florida, the "Sex-Offenders' State" (nee "Sunshine State").
So with this thing I'll be able to tell when my next door neighbours husbands leaves for work? hmmm...
Who wants a radio transmitter mounted that close to one's (or one's spouse's) genitals? The GPS itself might be a passive receiver (though its electronics make RF radiation), but sending the data to the tracking database requires transmission. Maybe if it also heats up and vibrates, the wearer might like it, but the longerm effects are too costly.
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You mean you ain't tracking your spouse already??!
O wait, this is slashdot..!
Jesus christ, when will you lot start to actually READ the shit you link to?
Fucking overgrown blog.
you've made their chain too long.
Ok - at first I didn't realize this was a joke, but just a quick look at the advertized product gives it away.
;)
But even though this is a joke, the technology to achieve this isn't that far away. I'm going to be a parent in about 6 months, and while my kid is young, I wouldn't mind attaching a GPS to the kid. Of course, once he/she reaches a certain age, I will have to trust him/her. But until then, I'd be using such a device in a jiffy. I think... it's my first, so I don't know what to expect from having kids
Wow! I can't wait for the Google map add-on that lets me track these in my area! [/editors should check domains before posting articles]
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I could see medical uses for a product like this. Especially for people with dementia.
Grandpa, senile, heart condition, and who's also a diabetic, gets lost while walking and has a heart attack. Now, you can find him and get him treatment. I can see it now, ADT and Brinks will start offering this service. It gives a new meaning to the add, "I've fallen and can't get up!"
Why troll? Why equate the power of the dollar with the power of the gun?
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
any women could sue the ass of her husband if someone was stupid enough to try it, no need for new laws.
Hmmm... Where I'm at, a wife cannot sue her husband, at least not without a divorce. That's a silly idea - martial assets are shared. If a wife sues her husband she is essentially suing herself.
If you suspect your spouse is cheating, your relationship has bigger problems.
But yes, I too suspect this to be a hoax.
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Although the idea is a combination of abhorrent and hilarious, this is quite probably just a joke. I read it this morning prior to slashdottedness.
It would be cool if it was possible to embed electronics that seamlessly into clothing, but it isn't possible- at least not according to what I've seen, and I work a lot in designing portable electronic instrumentation.
It would take some extreme perversion to have parents constantly monitoring the pubic temperature of their daughters. That's far more invasive than tracking one's location. I'm surprised that they didn't suggest putting in a humidity sensor: far more effective than temperature. I'm also surprised they didn't also include a remote shocker for dissuation.
I think that using something like that would be equivalent to giving written permission to your wife to do bad things to your reproductive organs.
even fark got this one right.
This is a joke right I mean have you read what they say in there testimonials? "When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends. Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties(TM). They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2. Thanks forget-me-not panties(TM), now we have true peace of mind." ummm so yea this has to be a joke theres no way this is legit
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Uh, if this is real, I expect there to be an 'off' switch somewhere :)
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This whole website seems like crap. Plus I hardly doubt a watch battery can generate power enough for GPS tracking.
how is this intrusive?
I would just rip the battery out if I didn't want anyone spying on me, and put it back in if I'm gone hiking.
But then again, I ain't part of the tinfoil crowd.
this is so stupid, it was on fark the other day. gps requires line-of-sight to the skies in order to operate. plus, how the hell would one receieve data from these panties? this is probably one of the most ridiculous slashdot stories ive ever seen.
I'm an EE. I work with GPS. Right now (well okay, during the week) I'm working with the cutting edge Xemics GPS engine. It's about 3cm x 4cm x 0.5 cm. That's the engine plus the em shield.
Now, let's add the following:
Batteries. The engine requires a steady 3.0 - 3.6 V supply capable of sustained current of 50mA. You're looking at a 1/2 AA form factor minimum.
Antenna. GPS antennas require a view of the sky. Beyond that, special antennas designed to fit against the skin are about as thick as a pencil and about 2 cm long.
CPU and circuitry to decode the GPS signal. (Polling RS232) The size is up to you. The minimum is about the size of a quarter, so I'll grant this part if they use the internal oscillator.
Let's assume the signal is to be broadcast. Then add:
Transmitter. This will probably include a crystal.
Antenna for the transmitter. If we're talking about a VHF transmitter at 150 MHz, the antenna is going to be about 24 INCHES long. (That's already 1/4 wave!)
Now fit this into panties unobstrustively.
No way. There is absolutely NO WAY a GPS tracker could be fit into a pair of panties. A jacket, maybe IF it was puffy.
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Though marketed as a device to enable people to keep track of spouses,
It's time to become single again, I guess.
Retired from software... maybe. Sort of.
this is absurd. To throw the trackers off, I just leave peices of clothing at friends houses, in a locker at the bus station and the YMCA, all over the place, hell put a few garments in friends cars so ther are many moving targets..
How would this work anyway, do you have to register your boxers with "big brother"? is it tied to a unique id embedded into the unit and documented on the tag?
I see this being a navelty, like the Macarana or bell bottoms.
Tell me about GPS-tracked Clothing. Is it good or is it whack?
It has been said several times.
After looking at the site... I am honestly scared.
First, this technology(GPS part), could easily be produced very soon. Just a battery with a GPS chip could easily be hidden in pairs of jeans, jackets, etc...
Now, the panties thing is far-fetched because if I buy my girlfriend 8 pairs of panties one day... she might be a lil suspicious, especially if I keep saying, wear these today.
I think it's a hoax for technical reasons. There's no way in hell a watch battery can power a GPS receiver AND some kind of transceiver (cellular? come on.) to send GPS data back to a tracking device.
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"Issues like this"? You mean jokes? There's no surreptitious way to add GPS tracking to clothing. At present, the smallest GPS tracking device is about the size of a deck of playing cards, requires a clear view of the sky, and has maybe a week of battery life, as it has to get the GPS information to the "watcher" wirelessly somehow (you do know that GPS is an entirely passive system, right?). You won't see public revolt until something like this is actually possible. Public revolt at this point would be mindless hysteria, resulting in stupid laws prohibitting non-existant devices.
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That this site is indeed a farce. http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/for get_me_not_panties_05260101/
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Dude, that would've burst my nads. Are you sure you're male and straight?
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There's already a lot of discussion in this thread about privacy "rights", etc. I couldn't care less about those implications-- I just want a low power GPS receiver that I can unobtrusively carry around with me. That would rock.
I'd totally go for being a gargoyle in a minute. If there were practical technologies to let me record audio, video, and position data during all my waking hours, I'd strap 'em on in a second. Instrumenting my body for transmission of vitals would also rock. I'd be very interested in running an MRTG-like report of my blood pressure, heart rate, brain activity... That'd be sweet.
I was totally floored when I heard about the blood-powered fuel cells a few weeks ago. Gimmie some of those, some bluetooth-enabled sensors to poll my vitals, and a data logger that I can wear around on my belt w/ enough battery life and storage capacity to go a few days, and I'm set. Add in some GPS-enabled sneakers, and I'm thrilled.
Currently in second place, 175,000 visitors, 115 blog links. Geeks are so gullible when it comes to sex and tech.
This new technology should put any future pants/no pants issues to rest.
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I am kind of curious about the durability.
Could it withstand being put into a washing machine with the hottest water possible. First you'll want to turn up your water heater.
Try microwaving your clothes. That should definately get the electronics. (I don't recommend this, as it's probably very dangerous.)
Or just wrap your body in tin foil. That might cause some interference.
Imagine your surprise when you find out your clothing has unexpected movement when you weren't wearing them.
Boy, what a stupid front page article. Not only is it an obvious fake article, but it doesn't make any sense. The device supposedly transmits to other devices, including laptops and cellphones, but how does the untrusting spouse get the data in real time? Are we to believe that the cell phone constantly transmits the data but the user isn't aware of it? Or maybe incoming calls go to the panties before they go to the phone owner? And it just makes no sense anyway. Maybe the biometrics in the panties, but why waste power and deal with a gps receiver and antenna, when the phone it has to be used with could just have the GPS components anyway? How could you believe this???
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
This technology is going to be abused so much by parents. Especially from more draconian cultures (*cough* Saudi Arabia *cough*). Even if laws give people the right not to be tracked it won't be enough to stop this. However its likely that many workarounds will be found, and once that happens the technology will become useless again. The evil part of me would have loved to set up a company producing this for the world-wide market (you only need to bother with the womens line), id have the added feature that the device would give an increasing electric shock the closer the wearer got to a police station. Wow exploitation is profitable!
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Oh, maybe when it's not a hoax by contagiousmedia.
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damn, i knew it was too good to be true, thats what comes from not RTFA. but my point remains valid..
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Maybe these folks aren't so crazy after all!
"Plans are for fools! Oglethorpe, the plutonian (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Depending on the country, area, demographic etc. It seems that up to 1 in 5 fathers are not actually the genetic parent of at least one of the children they think is theirs.
e.g.
http://tinyurl.com/2yl43
So it isn't just in Japan. Still with DNA testing there's no reason to be deceived in that matter these days.
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Seriously. Where does all of the slashdot subscriber money go? I know this bad html4 layout costs dozens of gigs of bandwidth a month that could be saved with proper css, but even then, OSN needs to fire these 'editors' (Which are really just gatekeepers) and hire people who actually edit. JonKatz may have been annoying as hell, But at least he did his job.
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So the editors can't see a reason other than spying to track one's spouse? How about because you care about them and you want to make sure they're OK at all times. If you have to ask yourself if your spouse is cheating on you, then maybe you are not in a good relationship.
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how long before such technology becomes intrusive in our lives?
Story time, kids...gather 'round...
While doing an initial consultation on this woman's PC, I found the usual spyware....and then I found a spyware program which logs EVERYTHING. Keyboard strokes, mouse movement, net traffic, windows open, it takes random screen shots, etc. When I told the woman she had this thing on there, she said "I hoped you wouldn't find that." She uses it to track her husband without him knowing.
I wanted to offer this woman a $5,000 anti-EMF solution for her PC (aka wrapping it in tin foil) but I was in a good mood that day.
In a country that has a long continuing history of adultery that they all deny but seems to be the national past time here, this device ( if its real ) might just be what Japan needs althought I think this kind of tracking is already avaiable in current Japanese mobile phones. I just hope they have a boxer shorts version for the guys as both the men & women are equaly naughty here ;)
Uh... I'm thinking Disney World with two kids.
Mom and Dad can each go with one kid to wherever that kid wants to go, be able to find each other later, no need for cell phones.
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entire slashdot community trolled, news at 11. it sure is easy to get you guys all upset
If you were tracking someone who's clothing you had access to, you could, get a device which stores datapoints on some small memory chip. When you recover the tracking device, that data could be downloaded and shown on a map. It wouldn't need to record everything, maybe just locations that they stayed at for more than 10 minutes. I'm sure this kind of technology is more possible than we think. If you put enough thought into it.
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Why wouldn't this thing constantly just read "in the kitchen" for the wife version?
If you could put this on your children and it monitored bio-metric info (thus showing if the clothing was taken off) it may help in identifying where your children are in the case of an abdution or any other mishap.
Sure - the downsides are obvious - but think of the benefits for a nerd-slob...
...the possibilities are endless.
* An application that'll scan one sock and automagically tell me where the other one is.
* Something that'll automatically tell me which of a pile of quasi-dirty tee shirts were least recently worn.
* Laundry that screams out to the automatic laundry-o-matic when it's been stuck down the back of the sofa for more than three months.
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The proper way is to call her on her cell-phone and tell her to "move your ass right here, right now, bitch!"
No need for fancy GPS units.
Oh and the article linked to is obviously a hoax.
I'm wagering that this ain't fake. Why? Japan already has clothes with embedded GPS and/or RFID for student uniforms and backpacks as is. So this ain't that significant besides the tracking by panty idea.
Will this thing even make it to the US? Maybe, probably at your neighborhood porn store.
I do find the parent company's name funny though... Panchira Corp. Literally translated... Panties Showing Corp. HA!
Great! Then all you have to do is arrange for the person being tracked to wear the GPS patch antenna on top of their head and not go indoors or ride in any covered vehicle. You do know that GPS devices require an unobstructed view of a fairly good bit of sky, right? There are many things that make this device unworkable.
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...on Slashdot would something like this work; Where everyone comments on the article before actually clicking the link.
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WHAT! No thong version?
My grandfather is currently suffering from this horrible condition. It would give me a lot of comfort if I could track him without him (or my grandmother, who would resist this kind of thing) knowing about it. Just give him a new belt, and there you go. If he wanders off, very easy to track him down.
I can't wait until this is actually practical.
While I'm sure the idea of knowingly being watched 24/7 isn't too appealing to the wearer of such an article of clothing, the fact that clothes need to be washed brings up another strike against such an invention.
The only options to overcome such an issue would be to completely waterproof the electronics in which case water-tight sealing would make that area of the clothing bulky and uncomfortable (especially considering the article posted was to a set of women's panties), or to make the electronic parts removable before washing, thereby eliminating the point of placing a GPS device on the wearer in the first place.
Overall, a bad idea...
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TOKYO - Fresh from Japan comes this portable harakiri assistant with 802.11g connectivity. It features a large LCD screen, various menu options, timer, and a voice recorder to record wishes and instructions. It is small enough to fit discretely into any purse and has an appealing design. This product is another example that Japan is always one step ahead when it comes to useful technological innovations.
Get a grip.
At least other cultures don't hide behind freedom when their cultures restrict (according to American standards, not their own cultures) their citizens.
Too bad it's fake. Would've been interesting to see the realization of The Climacticon, a '60s novel about a hand-held device that detects sexual interest from across the room. (Talk about speed-dating...)
Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
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http://tinyurl.com/2yl43
Up to nearly 1 in 3 in some areas. Sooo there appears to be fairly good statistical evolutionary reasons for males to be naturally distrustful.
DNA tests are quick, cheap and easy these days.
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A. It's a hoax.
B. It's supposed to be from Japan.
Well, there are two outcomes of this device, 1 - The divorce rate will go up 2 - The murder rate will go up
(B) A completely transparent society where everything is public -- including our corporate master's finance books and the data of the wealthy elites?
I have a better idea. When are people such as yourself going to get the ability to see through transparent jokes? Then maybe your call for a transparent society will have some merit.
If you didn't pick up on this, maybe you're wrong about all those goofy conspiracy theories you constantly banter about?
I'm a big tall mofo.
I bet any parent who has watched the news in the ten years can.
Until I can completely trust everyone I'd love to be able to find my children quickly in a pinch! If you had kids, I bet you'd see value in this too. Privacy is double edged thing. It is not all black and white. Silly rabbits.
That'd require Taco actually reading the comments on this story. Like that'll ever happen!
I know that I would love to have something small to stick to my laptops and cameras as theft protection.
I can't think of better retribution then to steal back something that got stolen from you. Or just tell the cops.
(I've had a couple 1000$ cameras stolen from me a few years ago)
Hey, let's add a circuit to the GPS-tracking clothing to check proximity to a subcutaneously implanted RFID chip.
That way you'll know both where your spouse goes and when she takes her clothes off!
Is this a great technology or what?
Whoever posted this article probably is trying to pump up the visitors number for this website in this contest http://www.contagiousmedia.org/ .
My question is when are people going to revolt against idiots like you? Seriously, this is a hoax, it isnt even real, yet you oh so typicaly fly off the handle blaming corporations and the so called wealthy elite (Does that inclode Soros?)
Take a deep breath, relax, get a clue and stop the drugs.
"Meet us at X at 4:30."
And if you have to carry some sort of receiver (phone, GPS, PDA) to show where the other party is, why not a cell phone or walkie talkie? Convey far more information than just knowing 'where'.
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"Batteries. The engine requires a steady 3.0 - 3.6 V supply capable of sustained current of 50mA. You're looking at a 1/2 AA form factor minimum."
BULLSHIT! Specs HERE.
Has 20ma mode and supports power on/off command. Can be brought up in well under half a minute.
"Antenna. GPS antennas require a view of the sky."
A R.F. view, not a human view. Besides, if you know someone is in a building, well you know they are in there.
"CPU and circuitry to decode the GPS signal. (Polling RS232) The size is up to you."
Outputs serial NEMA GPS data. The LOCATION of processing peripheral is also 'up to me'.
Let's assume the signal is to be broadcast. Then add:
"Transmitter. This will probably include a crystal."
Yes, a big old pretty rose quartz crystal complete with it's own load of positive energy accumulating attributes. Why not a SAW oscillator. No crystal there? It's possible to build a radio receiver-transmitter (command and response) in a package the size of a watermellon seed.
Antenna for the transmitter.
"It's clothing for crying out loud. Wire thread is not a problem.
"Now fit this into panties unobstrustively."
A sew on patch featuring that oh so popular ripoff of Curious George's mug would not be considered a threat by even the most anorexic of females. Take a heifer of the sort available to most EE geeks and you could build the whole damn thing with vacuum tubes and she wouldn't notice the additional bulk.
"No way. There is absolutely NO WAY a GPS tracker could be fit into a pair of panties."
The xemics package is LARGE in comaprison to what one might assemble using the same dies in a custom die to die wired package...Expensive, but doable.
I'll just go nude. Then nobody will be tracking me.
The military have used this technology for quite some time in vehicles, connecting a GPS to a military radio, which will transmit coordinates back to observers. Earlier this week my unit trained in a war-simulator, where the GPS-unit was sewn into the clothes, transmitting coordinates, ammunition-usage etc back to observers, who could then watch the operation in real-time in 2D-maps, aerial photos, or computer-generated 3D-landscapes.
:) I guess(/know) other countries military forces have the same kind of technology and simulators.
They showed us the observers-room, and replayed the whole game we played later. It was incredible awsome
Really, you don't need a separate transmiter. If one is going to the trouble of custome die packing, the RX and TX components can be extremely small relatve to the aforementioned watermelon seed.
Well, It looks like forgetmenot panties has figured out how to win the contagiousmedia contest, just post their page to Slashdot.
what sig?
This may be a fake, but I definitely want something like this to track my daughter until she's a teenager. There are just too many "amber alerts" for any parent's comfort these days. For right now, I've found this GPS watch for kids, but I have no idea if it's any good.
Hahaha. Funny how someone tries to pass this off by reading a website that gives almost no details. Saying they're "showing them off" when in fact the website has been up for at least a few months.
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In the movie Aliens 2, the LT uses similiar technology to track his military team as they enter the atmospheric conversion facility. Now if our military had the funding, this technology would totally rock as a military application. Even in the civilian world, clothes with this technology would beat the heck out of one of those "I've fallen and I can't get up" buttons for the elderly. Unfortunately, as with any technology, someone is going to figure out how to screw someone else over with it, before they bother to figure out how to help someone with it. What a world we live in....
put all clothes after purchasing them in the microwave for 5 seconds. Zaaaaap! No RFID device.
All the RFID magic smoke gets let out.
Gives new meaning to the Star Trek.....
Does this mean I can finally find that sock I lose when doing my laundry? I always get a fucking odd number after the dry cycle.
Since 2001, DoCoMo has had a GPS tracker that looks like a beeper you can give to your kids. The parent can track them on the Internet or get a map faxed to them.
It is made specifically for keeping track of kids.
I don't know if this article is fake right now or not, but you can expect to see this available sooner or later in countries that tolerate such invasions of privacy.
Expect it to be used by:
Parents of young children.
Family members of people with dementia and other illnesses that make them candidates for wandering.
People who sleepwalk outside their house.
Law enforcement, to track parolees, probationers, people out on bond, and others deemed "eligible" for tracking.
Pets, embedded in the collar.
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Though marketed as a device to enable people to keep track of spouses, how long before such technology becomes intrusive in our lives?
Even though this is fake, it's interesting that the submitter did not think that this product is "intrusive in our lives."
I for one welcome our new girlfriend-stalking overlords.
my red frilly top.
So let's see: you're trying to suggest that the Slashdot "Editors" should actually edit what they claim to be editors of ?
That would mean stories would be checked for obvious nonsense; they would be correctly punctuated and spelt; there would be no duplicates and it would look all "professional". However, that would make the facts of the stories stand out and we would have to discuss them, rather than the childish mistakes in presentation.
Where would the fun be in that ?
Why not keep track of your spouse the old fashioned way...with a locked collar and a very short leash?
It would be more practical to use such a device in the clothing of civilian contractors working in Iraq. Memory serves, that several Japanese were kidnapped and killed in Iraq.
.50 caliber round must be quite intimidating.
Certainly, I would feel much safer traveling to such an unstable place with embedded GPS trackers sewn into my clothing in such a way to make it almost undetectable.
Would also be very cool to know that at any moment, the Navy Seals could come blasting through a wall and pump two rounds into the terrorists chest and one in the head. Along with a sniper, repeating the mantra, "one shot, one kill". Watching someone's head explode from a
It would be ideal to catch the sons of bitches just prior to a beheading session.
My significant other doesn't wear panties, you insensitive clod!
I would've been able to track my wife and would have gotten divorced earlier.
Responding to an AC. How low can I go?
;) ) Good crystals can be 2mm x 5mm x 5mm.
You've linked to the old engine. It's bigger than the one that I'm talking about. Like I said, I'm using the cuting edge engine that you probably haven't seen yet. It's smaller and it still won't fit into someone's panties with any subtlety.
As for battery size, the units we make go out for years at a time. I'm very aware of exactly what the power requirements of a Xemics engine are. The sheet that you've pointed out is misleading. The low-power mode does not pick up GPS signals. It keeps the engine READY to accept GPS signals.
There are even lower power modes on those engines only keeps the RTC working. One board that I'm working on has a standby current of 17 uA. It can't get GPS data in that mode.
I'm not sure how you plan on getting the RS232 data without having a pic nearby. Yeah, it puts out a standard, easy-to-read signal. It doesn't just magically send that out to every computer in the area like on 24.
To have a transmitter with any accuracy, you'll want a crystal. You can make a transmitter any way you want, but if you want frequency stability over a range of temperatures, you'll want the crystal. Panties go on, panties come off. (You'll have to trust me on this one.
You're right, a wire thread would work great as the antenna for the transmitter. I'll have to try that and see how it works. Of course, if it gets wet and shorts the range would be greatly reduced.
Any way you build it, that engine is too big to put into panties stealthily. If there was a way to make it smaller, Xemics would do it. (And they are doing it, but it's still pretty big.)
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