AMD Subpoenas to Stop Document Destruction
cyberfunk2 writes "It appears that a court has granted AMD a "no-shred" request with respect to documents related to its' charges of Intel anticompetitive behavior. 9 of the 32 companies subpoenaed so far have said they will adhere to the order. The 9 are Acer, Gateway, Lenovo, NEC, Rackable Systems, Sony, Sun, Tech Data and Circuit City. Others have promised to respond soon."
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I guess they have many electronic documents as well... Does the order apply to "not deleting the file". More specifically, how do they intend to enforce this order ! They can't obviously sit and ensure that no shredding is performed or no document is deleted !
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The nature of the complaint sounds awful, and AMD certainly has a very competitive product that Intel is trying to quash. I can't help but wonder, though, at how difficult it is going to be to prove the charges AMD makes, and even if they are proved, by the time years have passed and the judgement is made, the market will be way down the road. Look at the Microsoft browser case: while there was relief granted, did it really make a difference by the time it was given?
In addition, the sheer volume of paperwork requested (38 companies) indicates that this is going to be huge and take time to prosecute. While that's great for the lawyers, I'm not so sure it serves the interests of their client. Aside from a insignificant (relatively speaking) award and the lawyers getting paid, I can't remember one tech company suing another and actually coming out on top of the market years later. Perhaps they are doing this for deterrence purposes? ie, to keep Intel from continuing its practices during the trial?
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How can you tell whether an organisation is shredding or not if they do it covertly? After all, if you have something to hide why are you going to worry about someone telling you to stop if you think you can cover your tracks - or is this like the infamous "have you stopped beating your wife?" question?
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Otherwise the court won't ask the company to keep their document/file. This case probably will take a while to settle...
Others have promised to respond soon.
Yeah, hang on, we'll send in our response as soon as we're done shredding these last few tons of paper.
Once we have shredded the necessary documents.
Even without Toshiba, or the other 22 comapanies that have not responded or made a decision yet, AMD still has some big guns on their side.
Those 9 companies are big names and could win the case for them if indeed they have the evidence AMD is hoping for.
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Please wait... Here, last document....
OK, now we promise we won't destroy any more documents.
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As soon as the shredder cools down a bit.
Imagine you work at one of these 32 companies and you're dilligently working on a project that's going fantastically. Suddenly because of some lawsuit that you have nothing to do with and the company only tangentially has any relationship with one of the two parties, you have to stop working on your project so that you can immediately begin a document preservation project.
I'm not saying AMD isn't within their rights, I'm just making the observation that it's getting so difficult to do business anymore. Bad enough companies have to dodge copyright, trademark and patent infringement cases all day for things they actually do. Add to that cases that they had little or nothing to do with, but they might have some document that some other company sent to them.
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I hope AMD succeeds in kicking those bastards at Inetl. Intel & M$ mofos have stifled innovation & fair competetion.
Fuck Intel.
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Those responsible for shredding the important documents, have been sacked. ...
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We apologize again for the inconvienence. Those responsible for sacking the people who were shredding documents have also been sacked.
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necessity.
Would you rather AMD go out of business?
Their competition outsources and so must they.
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My only qualms about this lawsuit have to do with AMD's wonderful pricing. We all know that lawsuits take time and, most of all, money. AMD can sue Intel all it wants, but they cannot pass on the price of the lawsuit to their customers, lest its prices be raised nearer to that of its sworn enemy.
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Are we just putting apostrophes anywhere we damn well please now? It's bad enough when people think "it's" is a proper possessive (it isn't), but now you're just sticking them places to your heart's content?
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if Intel is doing what AMD alledges, I would assume many third-party companies resent what Intel is doing. Shred? They may secretly help AMD behind the scenes for all we know.
They may not want to be held hostage.
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Man, it looks like AMD is really putting Intel through the shredder.
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Yep.. this is only 2 days old... Guess its not stuff that matters. ;P
Just realise the reality of the situation..... There is no reality.
AMD will win, Intel will appeal, and after about a decade of litigation, Intel will pay AMD about a billion dollars in a settlement. In the meantime, Intel will not in any way alter its behavior.
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Silly lawyers. Just burn the papers instead.
Files can be deleted, but if tapes go missing or don't pass integrity checks, you know someone was mucking around.
Even fairly small corporations/businesses use complex backup plans, with redundancy, off-site storage, etc.
You're also assuming most of these companies don't want to cooperate. If Intel was strongarming [ducks]
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This is a typical motion granted by judges in litigation. The order simply states that the company preserve its documents. The company under the order has to implement certain policies to preserve documents for litigation. That would include not shredding files or deleting electronic files. Keep in mind that questioning the bejeezus out of company executives about how documents are handled is a very effective litigation technique since most large companies, if they are smart, have detailed document retention policies. And most employees don't follow them to the letter. Which looks very bad.
If you are in the testing phase of a shredder development project.
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Others have promised to respond soon.
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Why did they not bother with Dell?
Is seems obvious to me that Dell is getting something for not using AMD chips. A company that was so open about wanting to build a freaking Macintosh X86 computer would not EVER use an AMD chip?
So on one hand they will build a computer, that "may" be radically different than any other they have produced, for say 2% of the market, and of that market a large percentage would still only buy from Apple. But they won't use AMD for ANY systems??? I am willing to bet that AMD would make up far more than the fraction of a percentage of their sales...
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She was convicted of obstructing justice rather than actual stock fraud. This court order gives AMD another thing to choke Intel & co. with since people now have to start worrying everytime they hit the delete key. There might even be a chance that they could get blackmail material on Intel if they find out that someone did shred something. E.g. we won't go after you for violating a court order and send you to prison if you help us take out your company"
"Others have promised to respond soon."
Just as soon as we're done shred...I mean, we'll get back to you.
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I worked at Intel as a co-op a few years ago. It seems that at one point they had "Pack Rat Days," basically, a day in the year when everyone went through their desks, took all of the old and unused papers and such, and tossed them in a provided dumpster. I asked after the tradition while I was there. They said that anti-trust suits had made them stop.
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