Slashdot Mirror


Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse

FruFox writes "Australian scientists have created mice which can regenerate absolutely any tissue except for the tissues of the brain. Heart, lungs, entire limbs, you name it. This is the first time this has been seen in mammals. The potential implications are positively mammoth. I thought this warranted attention. :)"

127 of 762 comments (clear)

  1. unacceptable! by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ignoring PETA: i wonder which organization will be first to denounce the use of this sort of thing in humans?

    1. Re:unacceptable! by wardude · · Score: 5, Funny

      The body piercing people are going to hate this.

    2. Re:unacceptable! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Union of Science Fiction Writers? Must be frustrating having your best ideas copied by reality so often.

    3. Re:unacceptable! by amidee · · Score: 2

      I think we will all give them a Nice Cup of STFU. There's no bioethics involved here.

    4. Re:unacceptable! by lisaparratt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suspect the transsexuals will be the most aggravated!

    5. Re:unacceptable! by los+furtive · · Score: 5, Funny

      At first glance I would agree with you. However, I can envision an extreme (EXTREME!) surgery where the patiant was bombarded with hormones from the opposite sex, then had their genitals totally removed, with the hopes that genitals from the opposite sex would grow back naturally. Pretty freakin' crazy eh? Of course if you cut your lip during the healing process you may end up looking like this.

      --

      I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

    6. Re:unacceptable! by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thats an interesting idea. How much would hormone activity affect what grows back? Hormones are critical when the organs initiall develop after all, it is plausible that they could affect the regeneration of humans who have that ability, of course depending on exactly how the regeneration works.

    7. Re:unacceptable! by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I dunno - would the body forcibly reject the piercing, or would it (as now) just heal up around it and only plug the hole when the piercing was removed?

      In the second case, it only permits more extreme piercings...

      --
      Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
    8. Re:unacceptable! by frp001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a matter of fact, I have often wondered about this:
      Are Sci-Fi writer visionaries or are they those that inspire scientists?
      Take Jules Verne for example, his stories sent people to the moon, featured televisions, subs etc... did he foresee what was to come, or did he set a goal for all those future scientist who read his books when they were young?

      --
      May I use your sig please?
    9. Re:unacceptable! by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      why would PETA denounce the use of this medical technology in humans?

      they might be opposed to using animals to develope the technology, but using already-developed technology on humans wouldn't hurt animals so it doesn't make any sense for animal rights activists to protest against it.

    10. Re:unacceptable! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah if the animals regenerate it will make it harder for PETA to kill them.

    11. Re:unacceptable! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think most SF-writers extend past advances of science and engineering to the future. Take television, at the end of the 19th century it was possible to record and transmit sound. It doesn't take much imagination to extend that to images. Subs aren't that big a leap either. A diving bell exists since the middle ages.
      I really doubt SF writers can predict the future, some simply know their science and can make an informed guess how things are going to evolve.

    12. Re:unacceptable! by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It depends what you mean by "heal". Eg, if you get your ear pierced the open wound will "heal" (close the wound) over the course of a few months to leave a neat circular hole through your ear, with skin on the inside.

      If you then take out the piercing, the hole will generally slowly close up, until it's eventually absorbed back into your body and disappears.

      So yes, the wound does "heal" (in the sense of "closing the hole") when you take the piercing out (sometimes earlier, like eyebrow piercings which frequently grow out even with the jewellery left in).

      However, the actual open wound (in the sense of a hole into your body, not all the way through it) generally heals within a few days or months (depending what you get pierced) of first getting it done.

      --
      Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
    13. Re:unacceptable! by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Arthur C. Clarke was the first to postulate the idea of satellites.

    14. Re:unacceptable! by ZeroPost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I always wondered by he couldn't just take a dip in a bacta tank to accomplish that. Maybe he just likes the suit too much.

    15. Re:unacceptable! by bcmm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously though, this could be amazing for cancer patients. Imagine being able to remove lots of tissue around the cancer to ensure it doesn't spread, and it just growing back. Maybe it will even be possible to do operations like mastectomies without permenant damage.

      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    16. Re:unacceptable! by burndive · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm assuming you mean artifical sattellites.

      I believe that was Newton, actually. He postulated that if you fired a cannon from a "very tall mountain" with a great enough velocity, then ignoring the resistance of air, and if it was fast enough, then the curvature of the earth would fall away from the cannonball at the same rate at which it fell to the earth.

      --
      ...because "hacker" sounds way sexier than "code drone."
    17. Re:unacceptable! by Asmodean · · Score: 2, Funny

      God damnit! Just when we finally build the better mouse trap.. they built a better mouse!!

      --
      It's a good thing the world sucks or we'd all fall off.
  2. Start building better mousetraps! by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The potential implications are positively mammoth.

    Yeah, it means we have to aim for the head when the monster-mice attack. Personally, I welcome our new genetically modified near-unkillable regenerative mice overlords.

    That aside, I first thought they had made a computer mouse that generated power when moved á la regenerative braking in electrical cars.

    --
    Money for nothing, pix for free
    1. Re:Start building better mousetraps! by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naah, we'll get purr-triggered mines disguised as yarnballs.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    2. Re:Start building better mousetraps! by The_countess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you are aware of the fackt that the regeneration is a slow process? its not instaheal. a fatal wond will still kill it just as eazyaly. it wont be able to heal faster just heal more of its body. its exectly the same mechanism most reptiles have. and mamels still have part of that same mechanism in tackt. we still signal cells to start the regeneration, we just dont have cells that can respond to the call anymore. apperently the gene that is resposable for creating those cells is turned on again in these mice. stemcell research is based on the same signals btw. and so humans still have the signal too. a bit of GM and we too can grow back a arm! or whatever else you lost.

    3. Re:Start building better mousetraps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the g/m chinese! uh oh...

    4. Re:Start building better mousetraps! by H3lldr0p · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gorillias. That way, when winter comes, they just die off.

    5. Re:Start building better mousetraps! by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      genetically modified cats (eh we deal with them later on)

      Why bother dealing with them ? Just make sure that the cats are female, make them vaguely human-shaped (two legs and two breasts), and sell them to Japanese animation fans.

      It might be a fucked-up solution, in more ways than one, but it is a solution.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  3. finally by rk87 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do hope this is applied to humans soon. there are way too many people on waiting lists for heart, liver, kidney transplants. Also, maybe this is a new hope for people that have gotten limbs amputated, or were born with defects.

    --
    I'M NOT ANGRY!
    1. Re:finally by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't get your hopes up. Medical break throughs tend to take a quite long time before they reach a hospital near you. (think Duke4Ever timescales) Thing is that medical research requires so many experiments to prove it is really save for use on humans, before it is allowed to be used in hospitals.

    2. Re:finally by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I remember reading about some experiments (with excellent results) in USA, in which a man got his lost its thumb in an accident and after some days their re attached it to the man successfully (with some specific method).

      Then I read that, although all that was done as research, the FDA did not approve the method, so it ended being just that, research.

      --
      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    3. Re:finally by kilodelta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, it's usually on the order of ten to fifteen years before it hits the general market.

      Just think about this for a moment though. What entity would most oppose regenerative organs?

      You guessed it, the pharmaceutical industry. After all, anti-rejection drugs are a tidy little market for them.

      We're entering a brave new world though. Every day discoveries that will impact the human lifespan are made. Aubrey DeGrey is an interesting person whose work is a must follow.

    4. Re:finally by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You guessed it, the pharmaceutical industry. After all, anti-rejection drugs are a tidy little market for them.

      So they lose one tidy little market. So what? You don't think that the potential market in pro-regeneration drugs (and other drugs used during these sorts of surgeries) looks the least bit enticing, and potentially even MORE lucrative, than anti-rejection drugs? If they have ten to fifteen (or more) years, don't you think they will conduct studies left and right and get with the times? Pharmaceutical companies are not exactly the recording industry, they have some smart people working there...

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    5. Re:finally by ifwm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't. The last thing we need is something like this keeping even more people alive even longer.

      At least until we find a way to releive the stress it would put on the ecosystem.

    6. Re:finally by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You have NO idea.

      This may save my life personally.

      I have slow, chronic kidney failure, originally caused by an over-active immune system. Now that it is damaged, each bit of protein I eat kills a portion of my Kidney, even if it is tofu protein. Eat no protein = starve to death.

      I am currently trying to eat a minimal amount of protein each day (40 grams), but is very tough to stay on my diet and even if I do this, my kidney still gets worse just slower.

      Luckily with this diet I still have time, possibly even 10 years till total kidney failure (assuming I don't drink, etc. etc). With any luck, they will either have gotten this to work or found a way to at least clone a kidney for me.

      --
      excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
  4. Does this mean... by asliarun · · Score: 3, Funny

    that succeeding generations will now be called regenerations?

  5. I don't suppose by el_womble · · Score: 4, Funny

    They called it Wolverine did they?

    --
    Scared of flying, pointy things snce 1979!
    1. Re:I don't suppose by retrosteve · · Score: 3, Funny

      In unrelated news, shadowy German mad scientists announce they have created titanium mouse skeletons with long, nasty claws.

    2. Re:I don't suppose by coldblooded · · Score: 2, Funny

      In another unrelated news John Wayne Bobbit has pledged all of his current and future capital to the Wistar Institute.

  6. Wrong countries by Zirjin · · Score: 5, Informative

    The slashdot summary says Australian scientists, but the article says "US Research Lab" and US based researchers. Unless there is some information that I am missing, I would say that this was a US breakthrough.

    1. Re:Wrong countries by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless there is some information that I am missing, I would say that this was a US breakthrough.

      Yes, true, but the linked article was in an Australiam newspaper. That makes it an Australiam discovery, based on the little known "mention us in print and it's ours" clause of the Aus-US free trade agreement.

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    2. Re:Wrong countries by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Funny

      The slashdot summary says Australian scientists

      No, the slashdot title sayd Australian science, while the summary says Australiam scientists.

      Obviously this was a New Zealander who submitted this, pretending to be an Australian to make us all look stupid.

    3. Re:Wrong countries by madaxe42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it says 'Australiam', not 'Australian'. Everybody knows that Australiam is another word for 'American', used by peruvian moose hunters living in Berlin, while wearing their kitten-skin hats.

  7. amazing by Polybius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Could this be used in conjunction with other gene therapy to reverse birth defects in people like ectrodactyl hands. Cut them off and make them regenerate as a normal hand? Or entire new arms for Thalidomide babies? Would someone blind from birth generate the ability to see or is that too heavily dependant on brain tissue?

    1. Re:amazing by Jonathan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Could this be used in conjunction with other gene therapy to reverse birth defects in people like ectrodactyl hands. Cut them off and make them regenerate as a normal hand? Or entire new arms for Thalidomide babies?

      In theory yes -- most birth defects have no genetic basis (that's why "thalidomide babies" have perfectly normal children themselves) -- it isn't the information in their DNA that is damaged but rather the fact that their cells were misassembled during development in the womb.

    2. Re:amazing by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My question.... if other animals have this ability, and mice can be easily modified to have this ability, why didn't evolution produce this capability in mice naturally?

      Is there some nasty side effect that makes it better to NOT have this ability and put up with loss of limbs, and other damage?

      --
      See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
    3. Re:amazing by Dasher42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember, evolution doesn't necessarily favor the fittest. It favors the most readily reproducible. It's also lossy. When you rely on one major advantage to get by, others can deteriorate.

    4. Re:amazing by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is there some nasty side effect that makes it better to NOT have this ability and put up with loss of limbs, and other damage?

      There is another mechanism for dealing with major injuries: development of scar tissue. Scaring happens much faster and takes fewer resources than regeneration. There appears to be an anti-correlation between scaring and regeneration: animals that scar don't regenerate and vice-versa, so there may be some overloading of the genes that control both processes, making them mutually incompatible.

      Given that survivable loss of limbs and survivable loss of internal organs is a relatively rare occurence for most mammals, it is likely that scaring has been favoured over regeneration in our evolutionary history as it is the mechanism that gives injured organisms the greatest chance of survival.

      In particular, mammals lead active lives because we are warm blooded, and therefore need to hunt/scavange/forage regularly for food to keep our body temperature stable. This means that rapid healing is a big advantage, so scaring is favoured. Modern reptile are cold-blooded, and therefore can sustain much longer periods without food, making them more able to take the time out of their busy schedule to regenerate.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    5. Re:amazing by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      there has to be a big downside. I suspect that this dramatically increases cancer risk.

      According to the (too brief) article, ordinary mice injected with the cells also were able to regenerate lost organs. So rather than an inherent trait, this can be applied only when the benefits overwhelm any risk.

      The potential is so enormous that I'm amazed this is not getting more coverage. It makes me suspicious. Googling for news reports containing "Heber-Katz" returns only two articles!

    6. Re:amazing by Gewis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This kind of research has been done before with regenerative mice. Mammals typically don't have this regenerative ability because we traded it for our deluxe immune systems: immune systems the regenerative mice don't have.

  8. Finally! by kote-men-do · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can just retire and keep selling kidneys on eBay!

    1. Re:Finally! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      To who? I don't know if many cannibals have internet and if they like kidney. Better try selling ribs.

  9. Mouseman by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if one of those bites me do i become mouseman?
    Do i get the amazing ability to pee all over the place and crawl into small spaces?
    Or do i need to irradiate it first?

  10. Zombie mice! by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since Australia already has a huge problem with billions of unwanted rodents, rabbits, rats and mice in particular, I don't know what the advent of zombie creatures will bring them now. Oh yes, they will never leave the lab. That's what they want us to believe.

    Not to be fearful again, but ahem, do we really need mammals that can only be killed by headshots? Don't these guys ever learn from zombie movies? Think of the CHILDREN!!! I guess it's time to zip over to S-Mart and grab a shotgun, because I KNOW some mouse will sooner or later BITE one of the scientists and then all hell breaks loose.

    Anyone seen Bruce Campbell lately? We might need him.

    1. Re:Zombie mice! by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "There can be only one!"?

  11. Skepsis? by Xner · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Can anyone familiar with the pubblication in question give us any details? The claims are quite extraordinary, and I certainly would do a double-take even if I read them in Science or Nature. I just want to rule out getting all excited then finding out it's the Australian version of The Onion, that's all...

    By the same token, if these people go public with it they probably already have a preprint up somewhere. Anyone in the field know anything?

    --
    Pathman, Free (as in GPL) 3D Pac Man
    1. Re:Skepsis? by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Australian is Australia's national level newspaper. It's quite well respected and generally deals with Australia wide events and news.

      --
      "And then I visited Wikipedia ...and the next 8 hours are a blur..."
    2. Re:Skepsis? by eric.t.f.bat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... And, being a Murdoch rag, it's not particularly well respected, either. I find the Sydney Morning Herald, aka the Sadly Moaning Horrid, to be a better paper all round, even if it does have a habit of riding particular bandwagons until the wheels fall off (*coughReneRivkincough*).

      --
      I have discovered a truly remarkable .sig block which this margin is too small to conta
  12. Opening of Q3A source pays off by lxs · · Score: 3, Funny

    You see why open source is a good thing? The Quake 3 source hasn't been open for a month and already the REGENERATION upgrade has been incorporated into mice. Now let's all hope and pray that the QUAD DAMAGE code doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

  13. He's correct....US based by deft · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only thing about this news that's Australian is the name of the paper you decided to link the story from.

    A search for the researchers name comes up with her working at Penn State, in the good ol' U.S.A.

    "Heber-Katz, who is also an adjunct professor in the pathology and laboratory medicine department at Penn's School of Medicine, now devotes about 80 percent of her time to mapping the gene loci that confer these unique regeneration properties and analyzing their patterns of expression."

    --

    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  14. This is cool and all.. by Ztream · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..but I'm sceptical. Really, if this can be controlled by just changing a dozen genes, then why on earth do we (mammals) not have this ability already? It would obviously be a huge evolutionary advantage -- unless there are some pretty grim side effects.

    Sterility perhaps?

    As someone else here pointed out, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and, in these cases, extraordinary caution. I'm looking forward to the results though.

    1. Re:This is cool and all.. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really, if this can be controlled by just changing a dozen genes, then why on earth do we (mammals) not have this ability already?

      Because natural selection is a random process. Just because a beneficial feature 'could' exist doesn't mean it will. In fact, there's a good chance that we have many such wonderful features in our genome just waiting to be turned on.

      Apparently, we share like 90% of our genome with all of the other creatures on earth. Just think of all of the things they can do, and wonder if we can 'flip a switch' to 'turn on' those features! Five minutes in a lab, and you too could have the regenerative power of lizards, the claws of a tiger, the speed of a cheetah, and the wings of an eagle. You'd look awful funny, though.

    2. Re:This is cool and all.. by Suidae · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an aside, most lizards that regrow tails don't actually regenerate a complete tail. The spine that forms the tail has a fracture plane near the base of the tail that allows it to seperate easily. Once lost the new tail is regrown without bones, its mostly fat.

  15. Oversights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Couple of errors in the summary:

    The lab responsible is in the US not Australia, even though the report comes from The Australian. The paper isn't that parochial, you know.

    Also, it sounds like a serendipitous discovery rather than intentional creation. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    As the work doesn't appear to have been published yet, my guess is that it will turn out to be a bit less remarkable than it currently sounds.

    1. Re:Oversights by Daemonic · · Score: 5, Funny
      it sounds like a serendipitous discovery
      Indeed - they just suddenly noticed mice were regenerating. For all we know the mice evolved entirely on their own to overcome their environment of scientists poking holes in them all the time!

      Of course, now all future regenerating mice, and possibly all future regenerating people are going to have the genes of perhaps one single originator mouse....

      <chant>We believe in one mouse, the rejuvenator all mighty - progenitor of mankind on earth...</chant> Praise be to squeaky.

    2. Re:Oversights by towaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow my hamster has these regeneration powers too!...

      oh wait... :(

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
  16. Old news and not from Australia!?! by sidney · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Wistar Institute is in the US and the publication list on this topic at the lead researcher's page goes from 1998 to 2003.

    So what makes this new or Australian?

    Desquenne Clark, L., Clark, R., and Heber-Katz, E. 1998. A new model for mammalian wound repair and regeneration. Clin. Imm. and Immunopath. 88: 35-45.

    McBrearty, B.A., Desquenne-Clark, L., Zhang, X-M., Blankenhorn, E.P., and Heber-Katz, E. 1998. Genetic analysis of a mammalian wound healing trait. Proc. Natl. Acad. Sci. USA, 95: 11792 - 11797.

    Heber-Katz, E. 1999. The regenerating mouse ear. Seminars in Cell & Develop. Biol. 10:415-420.

    Samulewicz, SJ, Clark,L, Seitz,A., and E. Heber-Katz. 2002. Expression of Pref-1, A Delta-Like Protein, in Healing Mouse Ears. Wound Repair and Regeneration, 10: 215-221.

    Gourevich,D, Clark,L, Chen P, Seitz A, Samulewicz S, and E. Heber-Katz. 2003. Matrix Metalloproteinase Activity Correlates with Blastema Formation in the Regenerating MRL Ear Hole Model. Developmental Dynamics. 226; 377-387.

    Blankenhorn EP, Troutman S, Desquenne Clark L., Zhang X-M, and E. Heber-Katz. 2003. Sexually dimorphic genes regulate healing and regeneration in the MRL/MpJ mouse. Mammalian Genome, In press.

    Leferovich, J., Bedelbaeva, K., Samulewicz, S,, Xhang, X-M, Zwas, DR, Lankford, EB, and Heber-Katz, E. 2001. Heart regeneration in adult MRL mice. Proc. Natl. Acad. Sci. USA, 98: 9830-9835.

    Heber-Katz,E., Leferovich, J., and K. Bedelbaeva. 2002. Spontaneous heart regeneration in adult MRL mice after cryo-injury. Gene Therapy and Regulation. 1:399-408; Leferovich, JM and E. Heber-Katz. 2002. The Scarless Heart. Seminars in Cell and Developmental Biology. 13: 327-333.

    Seitz, A., Aglow, E., and E. Heber-Katz. 2002. Recovery from spinal cord injury: A new transection model in the C57BL/6 mouse. J. Neuroscience Research 67: 337:345.

    Seitz, A, Kragol, M, Aglow, E, Showe, L. and E. Heber-Katz. 2003. Apo-E expression after spinal cord injury in the mouse. J. Neuroscience Research. 71: 417-387.

  17. Not new? by corbs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A quick search for Ellen Heber-Katz shows that these 'super mice' at least, have been known about for quite a while:

    We were doing an experiment and my laboratory assistant went upstairs to ear punch the mice and 3 weeks later I went to see how the experiment was doing and when I looked in the cage I was horrified to see that the mice were there, but the ear, the ear holes were not.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/1999/living_f orever_script.shtml/ear

    check the date...
  18. Cool by CleverNickedName · · Score: 2, Funny

    I long for the day, in the far future, when I can lose an arm is a horrific fishing accident and automatically grow it back again.

    Of course, waiting five years to have a toddler's arm hanging out of your shoulder isn't ideal either...

    --


    Unfortunately, I am not Wil Wheaton
  19. Re:generate by Zawash · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh no! Now we will have regenerating trolls in real life as well! ..This might be the end of slashdot as we know it!

    Quick - do they regenerate fire damage and holy damage as well? What about +1 weapons?

    --
    File not found. Fake it(Y/N)? _
  20. What does this say about evolution? by shirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's most curious about this is why less complex creatures have an enormous ability to regenerate but more complex ones don't. If it is a matter of a few genes, you would expect that random mutations would impart the self-regeneration trait onto us but evolution has chosen not to.

    I can only surmise that for complex creatures, self-regeneration is not only worthless, but is undesirable (since no complex creatures seem to have self-regeneration but many less complex creatures do). This, of course applies to complex creatures as a species anyways. I think I'd find it extremely valuable for myself.

    I don't know the answer but perhaps it has to do with the thinking aspect of complex creatures and how that affects mating. I'd be interested in hearing others hypothesize about this.

    --
    Sunny

    Be my Friend

    1. Re:What does this say about evolution? by localman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think there's any hard physical limitation to a body living for millenia, barring extreme damage. I mean, there are living things that do that already. But obviously that's not how most creatures work.

      One possible explanation is that it was just never important for a creature to live longer than it takes to rear it's young. So there's no evolutionary driver for it.

      And the counter driver might be that living too long causes you to use resources that would otherwise be available to your young.

      That kind of puts life in perspective.

      Just a thought. Cheers.

    2. Re:What does this say about evolution? by minairia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not geneticist or even a scientist, so if the following opinion sounds stupid, please take that into consideration ... I was thinking about that and have an idea. Imagine this a mouse in the wild that regenerate a leg after, say, a week. For that one week period, the three legged mouse will barely be able to move and when it does it will slow and shambling, i.e. perfect owl/stoat/dog/cat food. The regeneration genes will never get passed on to the next generation. A blind mouse would eaten even faster.

    3. Re:What does this say about evolution? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember reading something amany years ago that suggested speed of response to injury was the important factor.

      Lizards and "regenerating" reptiles generally don't generate scar tissue. Instead, in response to an injury their body slowly regrows the damaged part.

      Mammals, on the other hand, prioritise closing the wound to prevent infection - we very quickly form scar tissue which effectively blocks the wound to infection, but also prevents regrowing the damaged part.

      I always understood this was an evolutionary adaptation, but I've never worked out why mammals apparently have so much more to fear from infection than reptiles - is it something to do with our relative complexity, or is it a warm-blooded/cold-blooded thing?

      Either way, with our longer lifespans, greater ability at saving individuals with serious injuries and our modern disinfectants and antibiotics, I'd be prepared to swap a slight increase in infectability for the ability to regenerate any wound short of a headshot!

      --
      Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
    4. Re:What does this say about evolution? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There was an earlier slashdot story about the crocodiles' immune system being studied to cure AIDS. It appears that crocs have a very powerful immune system, capable of fending off most infections. This is likely due to the fact that they've lived in very infectious areas such as swamp for millions of years, as well as having nasty territorial fights leaving them wounded very often. As a result, the evolutionary pressure for a powerful immune system is enormous.

    5. Re:What does this say about evolution? by Suidae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mammals have an adaptive immune system, it takes time for it to identify infections and generate antibodies. A slowly healing open wound might allow infections faster than the immune system can respond.

      Simpler animals often have a different type of immune system (sorry, I've forgotten what its called, see the crocodile story) that is less flexible, but much faster to kill off infections since it doesn't have to generate new antibodies for each new invader.

      I would expect that a good short term solution for humanity is to leave healing alone and allow the fast scar tissue generation scheme to proceed. Then in the event of injuries that require regeneration the procedure can be initated in a clinical environment where infection can be controlled.

      Normal cuts and scrapes would heal naturally, but lost limbs would be regenerated by application of the necessary drugs/suppliments in a clinical environment. (although if regeneration effects stick around for months as in the mice in the article one might have to be careful with cuts and scrapes for a while after a regeneration event.

      In the far future it might be possible to redesign our immune systems to be effective with full-time regeneration (this would also probably eliminate almost all of the diseases we currently suffer from).

      If things go well, those of us alive today may be able to live several hundred years. Thats great, we'll have the oppertunity to see the result of global climate change!

    6. Re:What does this say about evolution? by Evolt's+RonL. · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Lizards and "regenerating" reptiles generally don't generate scar tissue. Instead, in response to an injury their body slowly regrows the damaged part.

      Just chiming in as a former zoo docent to note (1) that skin injuries (burns and cuts) to lizards and snakes *can* often leave scars, and (2) that the regrown reptile part, (generally a lizard tail), does not usually regen as an exact duplicate of the original.

      It's actually pretty easy to spot a lizard with a regrown tail. The texture, color, and size are generally different from the original.

      Any word from TFA on whether the amazing mice had similar issues?


      "She offered her honor, he honored her offer and all night long it was honor and offer."
  21. Re:Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the night of June 23, 1993, Bobbitt cut off her husband's sex organ with a kitchen knife as he lay sleeping in their Manassas, Virginia, home. She then drove off with the severed appendage and flung it out her car window. Police performed a diligent search and located it, and it was then surgically reattached

    from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/lorena_bobbit

  22. Mice are using us humans... by ciupman · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to achieve immortality. We are working for them and still don't realize it.. Douglas Adams was right!!!!

    --
    I fuse with Mercer every single day...
    1. Re:Mice are using us humans... by whovian · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... to achieve immortality. We are working for them and still don't realize it.. Douglas Adams was right!!!!

      Next thing you know, mice will be taking plotting every night to take over the world.

      --
      To-do List: Receive telemarketing call during a tornado warning. Check.
  23. Re:Evolutions conclusions being meddled with? by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I assume you're referring to natural selection -- a random process that drops good and bad features alike, as long as the creature isn't outright killed by the omission? Bummer that. Be careful assigning 'Intelligence' to anything so brute.

  24. Slashdot editor's brains by steman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately this breakthrough doesn't apply to brains, so the Slashdot editors are screwed.

  25. The cats are ecstatic... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Regenerating mouse = longer time to play with it before it dies and has to be eaten.

    --
    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
  26. Re:Obviously by Freexe · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think it just means another civil war. People will die for the right not to die

    (Presuming governments try and withhold the technology).

    People will die in mass over population if the government give us this technology.

    People will die in riots if the government give us the technology but try to control over population with laws controling birth rights

    It at time like this I wish I hadn't read Kim Stanley Robinson's 'Red Mars' series.

    --
    "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
  27. An article from 2 years ago with more info by greensasquatch · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.chrcrm.org/medal03.htm
    A link from 2003, has a bit more to it than the article cited in the original post.

  28. cancer issues? by nickos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It does sound great. I just wonder if there is likely to be an increased chnace of cancer with this sort of regerative tissue. Mind you if someone does get cancer perhaps with this technology the affected part of the body can simply be removed and regrown...

  29. Re:Poor mice. by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh. How cute.

    So, did you know that when doing research into fixing spine damage, they actually have to break the spines of the rats?

    Think about how they do that for a while.

    --
    Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
  30. Karma by omyar_hunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, on a purely Karmic level, we're gonna have to pay up bigtime eventually...

    1. Re:Karma by omyar_hunt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We as in "humanity". The article itself reads like a nazi handbook. I'm not saying there aren't big leaps to be made to help people who have had parts of their heart arbitrarily frozen by probes, I'm just sayin in the cosmic view of things there are no free lunches.

    2. Re:Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good point. Remember when we cured polio, and the next day, ZOOOOOOOMBIES!

    3. Re:Karma by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that there are free lunches. If you find a bag full of frozen White Castle hamburgers on the side of the road, that's a free lunch. One should not rule out the possibility of "finding a bag full of hamburgers on the side of the road," metaphorically speaking.

      Plus, this isn't really a free lunch. I mean, we're doing all this research to find out this kind of stuff. That seems like a fair price in a cosmic sense. (Whatever cosmic means.)

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
  31. This news dates back to 1998 !! by amanox · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I was looking around for some more news on this, I came across this article: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2001/08/01080 7080356.htm Seems like the regenerative abilities of MRL mice have been know for quite a while. Seems like Professor Ellen Heber-Katz did the initial discovery in 1998.

  32. Military interest by Macka · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Though in this case I reckon the Military could get very in this kind of 'medicine'. Imagine an army of self healing soldiers. Get a leg blown off and then grow it back.

  33. Not completely by PengoNet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It just says that other pressures have been greater than the pressure to (keep the ability to) regenerate. Or the costs of being able to regenerate are probably prohibitive.

    The competing pressures might include (for example) a pressure to be smart or strong enough not to lose body parts in the first place, or a pressure to develop coping strategies when a limb is lost. Or the pressure to give food and resources to offspring, over attempting immortality. Or the pressure to have more complex tissues (even if they are more difficult to regenerate), although the article sheds a shadow of doubt on this last one. If these competing pressures are great enough, and more importantly, the pressure to keep the regeneration trait is low enough, the trait will simply drift away (randomly mutate) into nonfunctional genetic code. It doesn't mean it is completely undesirable.

    More "complex" animals like humans don't lose a lot of body parts on a day to day basis. And those who do, have their (evolutionary) fitness determined by their ability to cope with the loss, rather than by their ability to regain those parts.

  34. Time to regenerate. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My real question is how long will it take to regenerate? Mice Grow Up rather fast. But if it will take 18 years to regenerate a missing leg, or will it take a year or two? Or what about people who want to do body alterations could they cut their noses in half and make sure they dont heal together and they end up with two noses. Or someone with a serious arm damage. Could this cause them to have 2 forearms and hands?

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  35. Coupled with another recent discovery... by Chris+Snook · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As previously reported on slashdot, scientists have also found it possible to replace blood with ice-cold saline, and revive the subject hours later. In other words, before long it will be possible to survive any bodily injury as long as you get medical attention before brain damage begins. With this, you can then grow back whatever was damaged, too.

    I can't find a link handy, but I know that research into preventing brain cells from dying after trauma is progressing nicely as well. Ultimately we'll reach the point where just about any non-catastrophic physical injury is recoverable, assuming prompt medical attention.

    When all that's left are death, aging (but we might be fixing that too) and psychological problems, maybe people will finally realize just how horribly we've been neglecting mental health for so long.

    --
    There's no failure quite as dissatisfying as a complete and total solution to the wrong problem.
  36. its the cancer, obviously by Xochi77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ive already checked the journals on this one, and the research involving the regrowth of toes etc has not been published, so i can't say much about that. However, several papers have been published on heart muscle cell regeneration, and it looks nice. Regeneration of bodyparts requires plasticity in cell type differentiation. Either primary cell types undergo a revertion to a more totipotent form or reserves of stem-like cells multiply and differentiate to form the new bodypart in question. Generaly, this is Not A Good Thing, ie cancer, and so the body has a whole slew of checks and balances to prevent this from occuring. Im guessing that in more primitive organisms, short lifespan and low cell turnover (they're cold blooded) means that the adaptive advanges of regenerating missing bodyparts outweighs the higher risks of developing cancer.

  37. And the good side is... by beh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...regrowing hearts?

    Finally, I small hope for the Republicans... ;-)

    1. Re:And the good side is... by Entropy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Australiam scientists have created mice which can regenerate absolutely any tissue excpet for the tissues of the brain.

      But the Dems are still SOL ..

      --
      The sea changes color, but the sea does not change.
    2. Re:And the good side is... by jallen02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice moderator bias in here. This post gets modded 3: Funny. Post below making a similar joke about Democrats gets modded 0: Flaimbait. Welcome to Leftdot, err Slashdot.
       
      J

    3. Re:And the good side is... by eheldreth · · Score: 4, Funny

      To bad it does not work on brain tissue or there could be hope for the democrats to ;-)

      --
      The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum. - O'Toole's Corollary
  38. Something I've wanted since visiting Pompeii by Morky · · Score: 2, Funny
  39. Cancer rate increase? by spineboy · · Score: 4, Informative
    Certain cells seem to have a fixed number of divisions, before they are turned off(telomeres on the chromosomes, seem to shorthen a bit, after every cell division). Errors in this probably lead to cancer, and it's one of the theorised ways that the body prevents cancer, by limiting the number of cel divisions. Normal cells usually stop growing, when they arein contact with other cells - something to do with cell communication/contact inhibition. Cancer cells often lack this and thus do not get the mesg to stop.

    This will be very interesting to see what happens. growing a new kidney, or hand would be great, as long as it is safe.

    --
    ..........FULL STOP.
  40. Think Highlander by tsetem · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surprised noone mentioned this before. But in the Highlander series, if you were immortal, you could no longer have children.

    Think about it, the Immortals cannot have children, they can heal from any wound, and they can only be killed by being beheaded.

    Maybe the lines between fact & fiction might be getting a little blurrier...

  41. Re:Regeneration of english by rikkards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it a contradiction if the mice can regenerate any tissue "excpet" for the heart, lungs, entire limbs "you name it"?

    Note the period between brain and heart. Usually that means some sort of ending. In other words, the brain can't be regenerated but everything else can.

    Geez someone pissed in your corn flakes this morning

  42. Cancer, Hole Plugging, and strength... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The theories I have heard, as to why regeneration is switched off in larger creatures, boil down to this:

    1. Cancer -
    Enable easy regeneration, and the organism suffers from more run away cancers. With the need to keep a larger number of complex and different cells running as needed, damaged cells must auto destruct to prevent the rise of cancers.
    Free running regeneration leads to tumors.

    2. Hole Plugging -
    When a large creature suffers a large wound - the number One way for that creature to survive is simply plug the hole as quickly as possible. Scar tissue grows relatively quickly and completely, preventing blood loss and preventing infections. Even with rapidly clotting and healing wounds - infection can kill the organism. The fast patch scar tissue saves life where otherwise a regenerating individual would die from just being slower healing.

    3. Strength -
    Regrowing a full adult arm or leg requires a lot of energy, the bones may be softer, the muscles weaker. So the limb will be less usefull, and more energy consuming. That works against the survival of the individual.

    The human species survival scheme is based upon reproduction rates, not unbreakable individuals.
    Being able to reproduce once a month, and birth offspring once a year, sometimes with twins or more, rapidly grows out a human population.

    Like smaller organisms, if you make enough copies of yourself - the individual health is not as important. As a social creature, a larger tribe of humans provides strength and protection for the individual. Six Billion+ humans on earth have shown this survival plan to be most effective.

    I would love a shot of regenerative juice, as long as I don't die of cancer at age 40. Even if a missing arm would take 5 years to grow back, it would be a welcome ability to the human race.

  43. Are we going to get it for this? by dreemernj · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just can't avoid the nagging feeling that we will eventually be smoten for pulling crap like this...

    --
    1 (short ton / firkin) = 89.1432354 slugs / keg
  44. This isn't really much of a breakthrough... by jrau · · Score: 3, Informative

    Other lines of mice are capable of similar things than just the MRL mouse, and even the MRL mouse has some serious limitations. For example, Heber-Katz cryo-injured the mouse heart and it healed, but other more relevant damage did not. Ischemic heart cells did not recover, which are those lacking oxygen supply, as in a heart-attack. Most of the other regenerations were not nearly as impressive, as several organs have the ability for significant regeneration anyway. Heber-Katz is known for her press releases being very sensational... and coming out before she presents her evidence. still, some of the papers she has released have some pretty cool stuff, just not as groundbreaking as popular news media would have you believe.

  45. A major milestone in rodent health by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Us humans are left with the crumbs from rodent health research. We've just about cured all disease, cancer, aging, and now trauma in mice and rats. How? Billions of dollars spent researching disease and testing cures on the little guys. Maybe Douglas Adams was right.

    --
    The world is made by those who show up for the job.
  46. "Makes"? by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article has almost no details on how these mice were made. It also uses the words "discover" and "create" pretty much interchangeably. So are these mice the result of a deliberate experiment, cutting-edge genetic engineering, or a natural occurrence that a scientist luckily happened to notice as was the case with penecillin?

  47. Re:What's a Jewish boy to do? by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Staying circumcised would be problematical...

    All joking aside there are quite a few people, myself included, who would welcome the chance to replace the aforementioned parts since they were removed without our permission. :-(

    --

    "Bah!" - Dogbert
  48. Re:Amoeba mice by FruFox · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, in a process know as "micetosis". :P :)

    But will it be long division? Or just a quickie?

    --
    Michael J. Bertrand, AKA Fruvous or FruFox My
  49. Srplinter vs. Shredder by dmauro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, Splinter is going to kick so much ass now.

  50. Great... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    When humanity finally sinks into evolutionary obscurity we'll leave behind a legacy of near-immortal supermice! Perhaps that what was what the mice were after all along when they built the earth...

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  51. Because of evolutionary advantages to death by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where do you think we'd be if older people who are stuck in their ways and have power and authority stuck around for longer, and retained their powerful positions?

    There are advantages in replacing old minds with fresh young ones who challenge the old perspectives. We love children for a reason.

    That is facilitated by death, and also by crippling injuries both physical and mental.

    These advantages are particularly obvious in our human social structures - for the time being, anyway. As an example, in the recent article about computers automatically learning language grammars, there was an interesting comment that linguistics won't move on until Chomsky dies... There's some truth to that in all of science, politics, etc.

    Complex social evolution does not necessarily favour health for all individuals.

    An interesting corollary to that hypothesis is that there exist changes to the structures of society, and changes to the structures in which we propagate knowledge and learning and questioning, and changes to the way we collectively think, which would adjust evolutionary pressures to favour greater individual health, particularly including the expression of long-evolved genes which we're carrying already but not using, like those involved in tissue regeneration and dare I say it, longevity.

    -- Jamie

  52. Brain power by kettlechips · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The only organ that did not grow back was the brain.

    So if you have your brain scooped out and put on a dish,
    it would grow back a skull, a neck and a torso with limbs.
    Quite thrilling I would say, think about it.

    The reasoning being utterly flawless, one may nevertheless experience
    a few unreasonable hesitations, but that's only normal
    with forms of amusement as innovative as this. Don't worry about that. It'll pass.

    1. Re:Brain power by KD5YPT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So... how does your brain get oxygen and nutrient during said time when its on a dish?

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
  53. I was so shocked by this... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...that I almost had a heart attack when I read it. Then I got to the part where it's not ready for humans, just mice, so I decided to wait on the heart attack.

  54. let me get this straight by nilbog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the mouse loses it's heart, it will regenerate? I'd like to know just how quickly this process takes place...

    --
    or else!
  55. So much for the black market by Calimus · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as they get this into humans, my side business of stealing kidney's and selling them on the blak market is going to go strait down the drain.

    --
    Trying to be different, just like everyone else.
  56. Re:There is a good reason we do not do human testi by phaggood · · Score: 2, Informative

    > Too bad nobody else could duplicate (cold fusion)

    According to the latest issue of 'Make' magazine, there is a triving community of researchers who have succeeded, and are attempting to hone the process (mostly trying to figure out the magic ratio between palladium doping, heavy water, pressure and heat measurement). Pick up the latest issue; 'Make' is like 'Wired' done by Heathkit.

  57. Serendipity, followed by hard work by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From Dr. Heber-Katz's website at the Wistar Institute:

    Wound Healing in Mice: In the process of carrying out an autoimmunity experiment, the Heber-Katz research team noted that in the MRL strain of mice, punched ear holes used for long term identification rapidly closed without any sign of scarring. Besides lack of scarring when the ear hole closed, a blastema formed and new hair follicles and cartilage grew back, processes not generally seen in adult mammals though thought to be part of a regenerative process seen in amphibians. The laboratory has been actively pursuing the identification of genes involved in this trait along with the mechanisms that allow this healing to take place. They found that the matrix metalloproteinases are upregulated early after wounding and just prior to blastema formation and that the molecule Pref-1 is upregulated late after wounding and just as the blastema is beginning to redifferentiate into mature cells. These studies have led the research team to examine multiple tissues that show the unusual regenerative capacity seen in this mouse.

    As my old high-school physics teacher used to say, the Princes of Serendip paid that lab a visit. Luck got the ball rolling, but hard work made it into something with potential. It took an observant, inquiring mind to note that the ear holes were closing, and to choose to investigate it further. Fortune favors the prepared mind, especially in science.
    --
    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
  58. Horrible consequences? by dptalia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only person who has thought that this could mean more and more years of life for senile people? The only organ that doesn't get repaired is the brain - so if it goes, you're still stuck in a healthy, regenerating body. Talk about a nightmare.

    --
    Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
  59. Re:Yet another scientific advance by drew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dont know. if you lost a heart, you might die before a new one could grow back...

    --
    If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
  60. ...say about evolution? You mean design. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny

    You ignorant fool. This behavior is by Intelligent Design. One day soon, when the sun has warmed the costal rocks and the moist air carries the scent of lilac, our new regenerating, non scar-tissue forming reptile overlords will scramble across the sands and we will welcome them.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  61. Welcome to the intellectual dead zone by mattr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Honestly, surfing at 4 and still nearly every post is brain dead, except the ones noting that the researcher is in the U.S., not Australia.

    However it is at he University of Pennsylvania (U Penn), which I believe is a different school from Penn State which one person posted.

    Google: Ellen Heber-Katz Wistar

    You will note that a genome screen was conducted at some point in time finding genes on 5 different chromosomes involved in wound healing and regeneration. The regeneration takes place by a mass of cells forming at the wound site that can form into many different tissue types, i.e. like stem cells. Indeed it seems (from a cursory scan of a few links) that stem cells injected into other mice also work. And this facility can be inherited.

    There is related research going on in different areas including observation of self-healing optical nerves, heart muscle, and even spinal cord once the scar tissue and scarring agents if that's what they are saying, are cleared away.

    It is being reported at a conference in a week but already Nature and other publications seem to be involved at least in the past. Wistar is famous for vaccine development too.

    If someone with real knowledge in the field could pop in now I'd sure appreciate it.

    I can say one more thing. Humans can regenerate to a very limited extent already. I know because my mother chopped off the tip of her finger in a folding chair (shiver) when she was little. The tip grew back with the nail, though I'm not sure if a joint actually grew back the way these mice did.

    The point is scientists never believed regeneration was possible even with such evidence, then views turned around, and now we have finally gotten to this amazing milestone. It is not an instantaneous thing. There is a paper cited about heart regeneration in the MRL mouse in 2002. They found the "healer" mouse in 1998. But it seems a milestone has obviously been met and it sounds like things are going to accelerate if more people can start working on the gene functions and biochemistry involved.

    Heber Katz' talk
      will be given on Sept. 7 at Queens' College in Cambridge, England. The whole conference sounds very interesting, it would be nice if someone with a brain and some training could report on it to slashdot.

  62. Has Been Done Before by suchire · · Score: 2, Informative

    Peter Schultz at the Scripps Institute had done similar work before; he had assembled "libraries" of mice with various genetic mutations, to see their effects on entire living systems. On one of the mice, he found that it could regenerated the tissue in its ear when they punched holes in them. I don't know whether they investigated that strain any further, or as drastically as these scientists had, but he did come up with a mouse line that did this.

    --
    Such irE
  63. GREAT! A never-ending supply of chicken wings by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget using this on humans - think about getting this into production with animals. Imagine having a farm where you don't kill the cows for beef, you just keep lopping the legs off after they've grown back. Perhaps with enough genetic engineering, animals could be convinced to grow great slabs of useless muscle tissue, which could be 'harvested' when the time is right.

    I could also imagine the barricades and machine-gun emplacements that would be needed to keep the PETA activists out.

  64. Re:Chromosomes and such. by rbgaynor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes but heavy enough doses of female hormones in females can ALSO cause depression in men, so what's your point?

    --
    "Good things don't end with eum, they end with mania or teria." - H. Simpson
  65. productive vs. burden by phriedom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, yes, wouldn't it be horrible if all those people with reduced abilities or special needs suddenly had much great potential to be productive, or suddenly didn't need expensive support systems to just live their lives.

    The applications are mind-boggling. Of course the amputees are the most obvious beneficiaries. But one of the mice regrew optic nerves, that means quadrapeligics, blind deaf. Maybe people with MS, diabetes, various other degenerative and chronic diseases that pour resources into drug manufacturing companies.

    I'm only focusing on the money/resources aspect because it is the most concrete, and because that investment could be spent on making the planet more livable, or reducing the impact of humans on the environment. One could also make a pretty good arguement that curing a fellow man is the right thing to do in a moral sense, but that isn't my point. I'm saying that worrying about the environment is a luxury that many people who are just trying to survive and live their lives don't have, and if you raise their qualitiy of life, they may be able to start thinking about the long term.

    --
    Don't moderate flamebait as Troll. Know the difference or you will be Meta-moderated.
  66. Mouse powers by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let us see what mice have gained from mad science and meddling-in-things-man-was-not-meant-to-know over the years:

    Just think if they made mice with all these abilities. They'd some kind of race of atomic super-mice! I guess all that time as playthings of science had some beneficial effect.

    So, these atomic supermice could go in one of three directions: "Here I come to save the day!," "Same thing we do every night...," or "At last we shall have our revenge!"

    I know which one I'm betting on. Anybody else scared?

    And this last paragraph is so Slashdot will stop complaining about characters-per-line. I give you this summary of the excellent book, The Mouse that Roared:

    The tale concerns the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, a tiny European nation which "lies in a precipitous fold of the northern Alps." It was founded in 1370 by British soldier of fortune Roger Fenwick, under not altogether honorable circumstances. Practically the only thing that is produced there, and the only reason anyone has ever heard of it, is a fine wine called Pinot Grand Fenwick. Other than this one export, the nation remains happily isolated, a medieval remnant in the modern world, ruled over by Duchess Gloriana XII--"a pretty girl of twenty-two"--and her prime minister, the Count of Mountjoy (also played by Peter Sellers).

    As the story begins, crisis has descended upon the Grand Duchy in the form of revenue shortfalls. It is determined that the most effective way of raising money is to declare war on the United States, the pretext for which is the introduction of a San Rafael, California winery of a wine called Pinot Grand Enwick, a provocation that can not be allowed to stand.

    As Gloriana explains the aims of the war: "The fact is that there are few more profitable undertakings for a country in need of money than to declare war on the United States and be defeated. ... And in a matter of months, or at most years, the United States is first requesting and then begging its former enemies to raise an army to defend their own territory. It is not unheard of that these defeated foes are able to state the terms under which they will raise an army for their own policing and defense. Those terms have involved the payment of large sums of money by the United States, or the extension of generous credits, revision of trade agreements in favor of the defeated nation, return of shipping, rehabilitation of factories destroyed in the war,

    --
    i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]