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Ebay Rumored to be Buying Skype

JDStone writes "Rumor has it that trusted sources from The Wall Street Journal say Ebay is interested in buying Skype. Later after the announcment, Ebay Inc. shares fell 4.3 percent."

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  1. sKYPE by Widowwolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    So will i be able to call and complain about the massive ebay fees with my skype account?

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    1. Re:sKYPE by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 1


      I guess eBay wants to enable its users to communicate with each other during bids. Much like real life bidding...this would be fun!

      Maybe they want users to talk to the seller over voIP to save money....paypal+skype+ebay=powerful bidding.

    2. Re:sKYPE by PlasticMetal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes of course, just follow the instructions on 0-700-SKYBAY and maybe on lower than 10th level of DTMF service menu you will have luck to scream on innocent living person of flesh and blood.

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    3. Re:sKYPE by Widowwolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      but they will charge you exhorbitant fees for it~ then when you try to pay those fees , paypall will freeze your account and you wont be able to call either ebay or paypal to complain becuase they will have shut your phone off!

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    4. Re:sKYPE by Widowwolf · · Score: 0

      if you dont like google..dont use it..dont come here if you dont wanna hear about google news..google has been very innovative lately and it deals with technology and computing...hence why it is here on slashdot...just because there are alot of newswirthy articles about them doesnt mean you get to complain...And editor..why not work on a new filter where if someone doesnt wanna know about google, you can filter it out...

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    5. Re:sKYPE by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

      Google didn't buy an IM service. Yes, they used Jabber, but that doesn't mean they bought an existing service. They created it themselves. That isn't innovative, but MUCH of the stuff they have done is.

      Ebay on the other hand, buys an established company. <sarcasm> This is such wonderful innovation! I can't even fathom how they were so innovative! </sarcasm>

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    6. Re:sKYPE by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      Sounds cool... but worthless. In my experience, perhaps 95% of eBay sellers are individuals that do it eiter as a side job/supplemental income or of those that do have it as their carreer it is to free them from the shackles of "real work". So.... who is going to be sitting around to take your Skype call and answer your questions 24/7? It is preposterous to think that this would ever become a valuable tool on ebay over emailing a question and waiting for a timely reply.

    7. Re:sKYPE by onyx+pi · · Score: 1

      Skype does have an IM component, which might be useful.
      eBay could integrate it with their customer support, etc.
      Another possibility could be to use Skype to serve ads. Extra revenue.
      Domi.

    8. Re:sKYPE by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Timly? Hell I have one buyer who in mid shipment I messaged him telling him I sent him the wrong item. He didn't reply till 2 weeks after receiving the shipment. His reply? "Why havn't you replied to my request for a refund".
      I send him another message offering him some options. its been another 2 weeks havn't receieved a reply yet :)

    9. Re:sKYPE by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      "I have one buyer who in mid shipment I messaged him telling him I sent him the wrong item. He didn't reply till 2 weeks after receiving the shipment" OK... so do you think that if ebay bought skype this wouldn't happen? This guy would be uber-responsible, his skpe would be running, you'd connect, and we would no longer be an idiot? I don't get your point. My point is: Only a minute percentage of ebay users would use this, so it is a pointless waste of cash.

    10. Re:sKYPE by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 1

      If eBay uses Skype to serve ads it will be the second most evil thing in the world after News Corp's myspace.com deal. Somehow I don't feel that would be the case as eBay has been very responsible with their ad policy.

    11. Re:sKYPE by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Ok mr anonymous bastard i did not say every post about google was newsworthy..Hell i for one hate articles based on blogs unless it comes from someone who knows what the hell they are talking about (Gates blog on microsoft..not even sure then) While i have to admit there has been a lot about google, what have you done to submit stories?...i have submitted at least 2-3 stories, including one for a Stra Trek Communicator cellphone(how much more geekiness you need)which have been denied..Until you even attempt to #1 register(dont you love idiots who obviously are trying to insult you but dont even have the ballz to register)#2 submit your own stories...then shut the fuck up pansy boy!

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    12. Re:sKYPE by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      You're preaching to the choir, pal.

      Not just on Slashdot, but to the world in general. Consider how the two companies investors apparently felt about the deals: when Google announced its IM client, its stock went up and is still going up. eBay announces the possibility of it buying Skype, and its stock takes a nosedive.

      On one hand, the innovator, on the other, the behemoth. Investors are not completely stupid, they can see the writing on the wall as easily as anyone else.

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    13. re: Skype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how long you been doing online retail, but you may want to see if you can contact that guy through another means. Your mails to him may well be getting blocked by an ISP's spam filter.

      I have 4 complaints at the Cali BBB, because dipshits didn't know what their spam filters were doing. Not a single one of those idiots ever retracted their claims either after I contacted their site administrators and got them to email the people to verify that that was what was happening.

      Fscking morons.

    14. Re: Skype by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I was using inter ebay messages.

    15. Re:sKYPE by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

      I actually bit a troll saying that Google doesn't innovate and eBay buying Skype was major innovation. Did it on purpose though. :P

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  2. Horrible spelling by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The spelling of Slashdot editors sure has gotten bad lately.

    Back to the topic, why would EBay want to buy a peanut butter manufacturer? And if they did want to, I would think Jif would be a more appropriate takeover target.

    (...wondering how many mods have their humor hat on)

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    1. Re:Horrible spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh lawd, he missed a letter! Lets lynch him!

      Honestly...stop complaining just because someone misspelled one freakin word.

    2. Re:Horrible spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly...stop complaining just because someone misspelled one freakin word.

      Yeah, quit being such a looser!

    3. Re:Horrible spelling by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought they misspelled Google.

    4. Re:Horrible spelling by tpgp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      why would EBay want to buy a peanut butter manufacturer? And if they did want to, I would think Jif would be a more appropriate takeover target.

      Market analysts say (and market analysts are never wrong) that skype "could help eBay quickly improve customer service"

      Anyone who's used Paypal know how important "customer service" is to ebay :-)

      In all seriousness - as WSJ intimates, automated buyer to seller / buyer to previous buyer / etc VOIP calls, could improve ebay's model of doing business.

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    5. Re:Horrible spelling by Otter · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if you:

      1) Are +5 thread hopping

      2) Didn't read the piece you quoted

      3) Are making either a joke or a serious point about peanut butter that has gone over my head

    6. Re:Horrible spelling by tpgp · · Score: 1

      Errrr,

      I'm not sure what you mean? You should have included:

      4) All of the above.

      But in answer:

      4) All of the above.

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    7. Re:Horrible spelling by robertjw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In all seriousness - as WSJ intimates, automated buyer to seller / buyer to previous buyer / etc VOIP calls, could improve ebay's model of doing business.

      Explain to me exactly how VOIP calls are going to help "auction success rate" and consequentially ebay's business model? As a regular ebay purchaser and occasional ebay seller I will NOT download and install skype so that the freaky people that buy and sell stuff on ebay can talk to me via voice. I much prefer the relative anonymity of email, where I can delete abusive messages, to actual voice conversations.

      With ebay's HUGE userbase, there are a large number of people out there that can't even read. If you have ever attempted to sell anything on ebay, I'm sure you've been bombarded with questions that were clearly answered in your description. Adding voice capability is just going to make dealing with these bidder more annoying. With many ebay sellers selling multiple items at a simultaneously, who is going to have time to discuss problems over VOIP?

      ebay has the online auction business well dominated, why would they want to branch into something completely unrelated?

    8. Re:Horrible spelling by cei · · Score: 1

      Haven't you kept up? The patent on Jif expired a while back. No reason for them to put any money into that. Though there's been another rumor of Peanut Goodness, aka PNG, that tried to compete with Jif but didn't really succeed.

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    9. Re:Horrible spelling by tpgp · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with your points, but:

      1) If you don't like eBAYskype(tm) don't use it.

      2) People who do like eBAYskype(tm) can use it.

      3) More communication options are better then less.

      *shrug* I hardly ever use ebay, but I use skype all the time. I see skype as being more useful - and I certainly see the use in being able to talk to someone I am buying from.

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    10. Re:Horrible spelling by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) If you don't like eBAYskype(tm) don't use it.

      2) People who do like eBAYskype(tm) can use it.


      Problem is, ebay is going to potentially spend BILLIONS of dollars to acquire skype. They must have a better plan than 'use it if you like it'. Adoption rate would have to be rather signficant for this deal to be worthwhile for ebay - and I can't see that happening.

      I see skype as being more useful - and I certainly see the use in being able to talk to someone I am buying from.

      From a buyer's perspective, I would agree. It's not my personal preference, but I can see many people who would want to talk to a seller. The barrier I see here is on the seller's end (if there's anyone out there that sells consistently on ebay, chime in here). Most regular sellers I know have difficulty keeping up with email - why would they want to make their lives more complicated?

    11. Re:Horrible spelling by Otter · · Score: 1

      This is the most confusing discussion I've ever had about peanut butter...

    12. Re:Horrible spelling by RobbieGee · · Score: 1

      "Look, could chocolate just let me finish?"

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  3. To steal a joke from Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talks fail when at the last second some jerk bids $3,000,000,000.50

    1. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Golias · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nice one.

      Just for the record, is there any company in America which is not rumored to be on the verge of buying Skype?

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    2. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Nova1313 · · Score: 1

      Sears? Although I might have missed that article.. But since it hasn't been posted to fark yet.. I'm pretty sure slashdot won't have it yet either... now that I read fark I see a big crossover...

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    3. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moron. The minimum bid increment is $1000 when the current amount is over a billion dollars.

    4. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 1

      You mean GoldenPalace.com?

    5. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just for the record, is there any company in America which is not rumored to be on the verge of buying Skype?

      Johnsonville brats.

    6. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Mercano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny? Parent should be insightfull. Seems like every other day we see XXX plans to buy out Skype stories. Though (I don't think) we've heard any buzz from Redmond yet, I wouldn't be suprised if they pull out thier checkbook. Proprietary protocol? Check. High uptake? Check. Potential for ongoing, rather then one-off, sales? Check. Crossplatform compatability? Check. (Not that they want it, but rather they can't stand other's having it.) Sorta similar to services they allready offer, but with a much better implmentation? Check.

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    7. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      There exists some positive integer N that you are the Nth person to read this signature.

      Hey as a time traveler, I'm upset by this implication.

    8. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by CheapScott · · Score: 1

      Talks fail when at the last second some jerk bids $3,000,000,000.50

      "Skype Snipe"?

    9. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      Yes, my father's company, Ad Industries, is not thinking about buying Skype.

      Yes, this was a shameless plug.

    10. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by patio11 · · Score: 1
      Haliburton? It would distract from their core competence, Evil.

      (I'm actually a Republican, but kicking Cheney around is good bi-partisan fun.)

    11. Re:To steal a joke from Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the record, is there any company in America which is not rumored to be on the verge of buying Skype?

      yes. SCO. they are suing them instead.

  4. Skype + eBay = ??? talking auction? by dzafez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will we soon be attending live auctions via skype?

    sure, sometimes I would like to look at the sellers face when he says, I didn't test the notebook, but I think it is running fine, but I won't guarantee...

    W00t

    1. Re:Skype + eBay = ??? talking auction? by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      I hope not. There's a lot of items on eBay I'd hate to hear spoken aloud in front of others but fortunately barkers don't usually speak too clearly anyhow and there's another problem. "But... I though I was bidding on a steel doe sculpture, not a dil- (click) Hello?! Hello?!"

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  5. You know it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ebay is going to be outbid at the last possible moment. OUCH!

  6. Wall Street Journal by geomon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While they have a strong track record for supporting business and tracking developments in the business world, I take nearly everything they offer as rumor or opinion with a grain of salt. Remember that it was the WSJ that was an early flogger of Cold Fusion. They were speculating about the enormous potential of a science "discovery" that hadn't even been vetted by the larger scientific community. I wonder why they don't have a cold fusion section in their paper an more.

    This marriage between Ebay and Skype does have some marginal plausibility due to the need for Ebay to spend some of its reserves capturing markets outside of the online auction business. Skype needs cash to fend off Microsoft's entry into VOIP. The rumor has some potential traction, but the market has given its opinion to the deal. A drop of nearly 5% in your stock price is something a CEO and board of directors can't easily ignore.

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    1. Re:Wall Street Journal by brajesh · · Score: 2


      qouting from Om Mallik's blog-

      "I am not sure what to make of the conversations, because frankly at $2-to-$3 billion, it doesn't make sense for eBay to get into a whole new business. I can understand giving the consumers ability to click-and-call the seller/buyer.
      But it can be done fairly cheaply and easily. When connecting to PSTN, eBay will then have to deal with all that comes with it, including a nosy and notoriously pesky FCC. Are they ready for it? Why not partner with someone - and there are enough desperate companies who will do this - and get the "voice apps" embedded into their products. There is a good reason why Yahoo's Dialpad service still uses Net2Phone, and Google hasn't touched the PSTN as yet."


      fair enough analysis. Not surprising that ebay's stock fell 5% after this news.

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    2. Re:Wall Street Journal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use Skype you find that PayPal is the best way of buying their additional services. eBay own PayPal and may have a better idea than any outsiders of the rate at which Skype's revenues are shooting through the roof. Could be that they are looking at the numbers as much as the synergy....

    3. Re:Wall Street Journal by geomon · · Score: 1

      Could be that they are looking at the numbers as much as the synergy....

      I think so. Certainly no one would question why General Electric or General Motors would own credit companies. They own them because they are an important tool for helping their customers to finance their products. But they are also a revenue stream from which they make money by lending to other borrowers who are not necessarily buying a washing machine or car. They make money just like regular credit companies do: making loans. It isn't surprising that during some periods of GE's and GM's business history, their credit divisions actually made more money than their principle line of business.

      That is what good businesses do - they look for initial synergy in a purchase, but they ultimately invest because it will also make them a boatload of cash in areas that diversify their holdings.

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    4. Re:Wall Street Journal by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Skype needs cash to fend off Microsoft's entry into VOIP.

      I would have said Google.

    5. Re:Wall Street Journal by happypork · · Score: 1

      I take nearly everything they offer as rumor or opinion with a grain of salt.

      Gimme a break.

      When the WSJ reports something citing "people familiar with the matter," you can bet good money that the information has been vetted by the exceptionally strong editing hierarchy at the newspaper. The WSJ is one of the most credible sources of information in the world. You can take that to the bank.

    6. Re:Wall Street Journal by happypork · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should've quoted the WSJ story. Here's the first two paragraphs:

      "EBay Inc. is in talks to acquire Internet-telephony company Skype Technologies SA for $2 billion to $3 billion, according to people familiar with the matter, in a deal that would represent a dramatic shift in strategy for the world's largest online auction site.

      "The talks are in a sensitive stage and could fall apart, according to one person briefed on the matter. Luxembourg-based Skype, whose software allows consumers to make free telephone calls around the world using Internet technology, has been in active discussions with other technology companies, and none has led to a deal."

    7. Re:Wall Street Journal by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This just raised a flag for me.

      Didn't PayPal just announce "micro" payments? We might be seeing Skype turn into a real VoIP system here. Not only that, but everyone's been looking at Skype as a vehicle for buyers interacting with sellers -- why not have *both* interact with eBay itself using Skype/POTS? Now, instead of having to have a broadband connection at the ready, you can easily bid/list/track by phone on eBay, just like the more traditional auctions. If the rumours are true, this is the direction I perceive eBay going.

  7. What does EBay want with VOIP by Suburbanpride · · Score: 3, Interesting

    from the article:
    "Whenever a company may do something that's completely different than its historical focus, there is risk,'"
    My qyestion is, what would ebay want with VIOP? Paypal and Half.com made sense for ebay to pick up, but I'm just not seeing this at all...

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    1. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by SlayerofGods · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're buying it because they think it will make them money.
      Simple as that.
      Just because they started out providing one type of service doesn't mean they can't offer something new.

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    2. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by MoralHazard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You ask a good question--usually, companies don't bother buying other companies unless they see the potential to leverage some synergy between the parent and child.

      It may be something hard to see from the outside, but I had a few ideas:

      1) Ebay has a ton of core compentency in connecting and managing a VERY large number of users, especially in near-realtime transactions. Their auction business is dependent on their technical abilities to have an easy-to-use front end for a huge user population, as well as a reliable back-end that can manage how those users want to interact with each other.

      2) Ebay has a large userbase. Skype's ultimate success depends on reaching a large enough mass of users to amortize its fixed costs, and so that network effects will make its service more attractive to new users. There's a cross-selling opportunity, here, along the lines of Google offering IM on top of its email services.

      3) Fraud prevention. Ebay doesn't do a perfect job of preventing fraud (phony accounts, stolen accounts, etc), but it had a lot of experience dealing with it. I would imagine that a telecom service like Skype has similar issues with people abusing accounts, or that they foresee such abuse as the service grows more popular. All of the skills and expertise needed to deal with fraud in a massive userbase (like behavior pattern analysis, customer interaction, etc.) may be cross-applicable to both industries.

      But these are just guesses. I imagine that there are possibilities that Ebay and Skype see, but that are hidden from outsiders. Might as well wait and watch what happens.

    3. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by bad_outlook · · Score: 1

      > My qyestion is, what would ebay want with VIOP? > Paypal and Half.com made sense for ebay to pick > up, but I'm just not seeing this at all... Perhaps you should see about a spellchecker first?

    4. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by bhmit1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're buying it because they think it will make them money.
      Simple as that.
      Just because they started out providing one type of service doesn't mean they can't offer something new.


      Investors want to see the value add. If there's no benefit to the merged company, then they won't be interested in the deal. You have to keep the investors in mind when talking about a public company.
      And when a company is deciding who will buy them, they tend to look for the same. True, they look at the offer price, but since those offers often have some kind of dependency of future profits, it's in their best interest to find a good match.
      The only exceptions to this are your large conglomerates like GE or SPX, but they offer management and financial backing to the companies they own (though they will frequently drain a company for all it's worth before selling it off if it doesn't make them money).

    5. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      How are they going to make money with it? I though all Ebay/paypal were good for was supporting criminals and tax dodgers. (I stopped buying anything on EBay when it became apparent that more than 50% of the advertised products were scams, stole, or pirated, and I don't know anyone who declares money received through paypal to the tax man)

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    6. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      exaggeration is an art form you have yet to master

    7. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Sure. It's just that normally stockholders like their companies to only do business in areas the companies are good at. As in "I'm perfectly capable of investing into voip myself, if I thought that was smart".

      A move like this should have some justification other than "we think VOIP is good business", otherwise the stockholders would rather have the cash used to buy Skype as dividend to invest it themselves (to VOIP if that's what they think is wise)...

      In other words: if Ebay has nothing to offer Skype but money, it's going to look very bad to the stockholders.

    8. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I know, it's more like 60% of people who're running scams and selling stolen goods.

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    9. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      aaah... trying to get modded funny I see! I am a semi-regular eBay user (about 6 1/2 years of buying - total rating 280). I saved on a sony memory card for my PSP on ebay, I often buy clothing off of ebay, etc, etc. I just like a good bargain. To my knowledge I have NEVER purchased a stolen item, have never felt uncomfortable about the wording, etc. If I do, I steer clear... happens like less than 2% of auctions I look at. Usually it's just a little "AS-IS" clause in the end that turns me off. I suggest giving it another try. If you choose not to that's fine. I just hope you get over the misnomer that "most" or even "a significant percentage" of auction are not legit.

    10. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Um .... I think it's worth pointing out that eBay doesn't have a "core competency" in maintaining " VERY large number of users, especially in near-realtime transactions." Actually, they kinda sucked at it. Their original architecture didn't scale well. Which was part of why they hired an outside contractor to rebuild their system.

      If anyone ought to get credit for that being their 'core competency,' it's IBM and Sun, who actually did the work.

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    11. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at eBay, I see the data, and I know for a fact that it is nowhere close to 60%. We spend A LOT of time, money, manpower, and attention on spotting and removing scams.

      You fall into the category of people to spout off with no true knowledge. They are vocal and quite frequently wrong. Troll on.

    12. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Well, howcome someone sends me an email saying that the good are stolen, I report it to eBay and nothing happens.

      And while you at it, go buy a laptop, and remove anything that turns up in the search that isn't a laptop.

      You may also like to search for hardware being sole that has software installed where the seller says "it's the buyers responsibility to provide a license, but I've installed it anyway", that's also illegal.

      Not to mention the number of probably stolen goods listed (I know their stolen, I know people who do the steeling!!)

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    13. Re:What does EBay want with VOIP by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Just look at some of the other things the people are selling and ask yourself, where the hell did that lot come from? Ebay is perfect for selling stolen goods.

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  8. Here come the ads. by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this happens, I'll put money on it that the free pc to pc calls will become adware.

    1. Re:Here come the ads. by Snover · · Score: 1

      "Yes mom, I'll be over next week t--"
      "DO YOU NEED A LARGER P3N1S?! JUST CALL 244-2625 NOW!! BIGGER P3N!S FROM OUR PH4RMACY DIRECT TO YOU!!!1111"

      I just wonder how they'll be able to speak the typos to get past the spam filters...

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  9. Why? by Thanatopsis · · Score: 1

    I mean other recent acquistions such as Shopping.com have made sense. Ebay is not a teleco. It doesn't fit with any other business lines. Ebay is about getting the best price on goods as Shopping.com, Half have proved. Why Skype?

    1. Re:Why? by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're going after that last group of buyers that are still afraid to give out their credit card number out on the internet. Calling someone to give a number seems safer to some, even if the call technically is over the internet. But at least its free. Nobody is going to call long distance to give out a CC number.

    2. Re:Why? by loconet · · Score: 0, Redundant

      VoIP auctions?

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    3. Re:Why? by nametaken · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Its not uncommon for a company with cash in the bank to buy up unrelated companies to diversify its holdings. Its much like an individual buying a mutual fund, you don't put all your eggs in one basket. Companies like Microsoft do this all the time. They've bought all kinds of seemingly unrelated companies.

      Additionally, it could provide a near-turnkey solution for better buyer/seller communication, which could be cool.

      From a number of persepectives, it could happen. It just doesn't look like the market approves right now.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft also buys up companies that it perceives as contributing to a competitor. It can't directly buy the competitor, because the DOJ might jump in, but it can buy that linux anti-virus company, which it isn't competing with, yet it hinders the competitor.

  10. Telemarketing nightmare. by NidStyles · · Score: 0

    With how much junk, and spam i get from eBay sponsors, and everything, just imagine the telemarketers trying to help "pay" for what is already the free end of Skype's service.

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  11. viable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skype is the future.

  12. Must of been the cheaper option.. by PyroX_Pro · · Score: 1

    When compared to taking all those support calls via AT&T.

  13. Voice phishing by confusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that I'll be getting people calling me for my ebay account info on my skype line now?

    Jerry
    http://www.cyvin.org/

    1. Re:Voice phishing by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Heh, it gets better when you get mail from the phished asking whether the mail is legitimate and then you realize someone's planted a phishing site on your server.

      So you kick the invader and reply kindly explaining you have taken that phishing site down, apologizing for any inconvenience. Then this luser replies "Who are you? You don't seem to be from ebay?"

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  14. paypal by papasui · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should buy skype and give it to Paypal so that you can actually get a hold of those fuckers.

    1. Re:paypal by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The parent has been modded funny, but believe me... ther ain't nothing funny about a company that takes your money gladly, and then basically tells you to Fuck Off when problems arise.

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    2. Re:paypal by moogleii · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised there's not more class actions.

  15. Wait a minute.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Rumor has it that trusted sources from The Wall Street Journal say Ebay is interested in buying Skype.

    Rumor has it that trusted sources from Joe's coffee shop say that Sam might possibly be interested in thinking about considering reviewing the possibility of actually looking into purchasing a piece of pie.

    1. Re:Wait a minute.... by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      Piece 'o pie, bud?

    2. Re:Wait a minute.... by nimid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rumor has it that trusted sources from Joe's coffee shop say that Sam might possibly be interested in thinking about considering reviewing the possibility of actually looking into purchasing a piece of pie.

      Rumour has it that Melinda actually moved the pie from table 19 to table 20 deliberately to confuse Sam but Joe didn't know and now is having a flamewar with Sam about a possible refund...

      ...but don't tell anyone else!

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  16. worst. summary. ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rumor has it that trusted sources from The Wall Street Journal say

    Um, why the hell the contorted syntax? Why not just say:

    The Wall Street Journal is reporting EBay is in talks to acquire Internet-telephony company Skype for $2 billion to $3 billion, in a deal that would represent a dramatic shift in strategy for the online auction giant. Bloomberg has the details for those without a WSJ account.

    Geez, Taco. Grow up and act like a real editor.

    1. Re:worst. summary. ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think Taco wrote that? Thought everyone knew by now that the italicized part of the summary was written by the submitter. Anything after that in regular type was added byt the 'editor'.

    2. Re:worst. summary. ever. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Rumor has it that trusted sources from The Wall Street Journal say"

      Maybe the submitter has a good grasp of subtle irony?

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    3. Re:worst. summary. ever. by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Yes, but isn't the role of an editor to edit? Taco gave it the Commander's Stamp of Aproval (TM) in that form.

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    4. Re:worst. summary. ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

  17. Hardly a natural fit by cswinter · · Score: 0

    eBay aren't a communications company, I would not have thought they have any particular expertise to leverage once they have acquired Skype. I mean eBay have obviously got commercial nous which is generally applicable but in the UK they only recently intorduced a 'My messages' feature.

    As an aside I can think of nothing worse than receiving a call via Skype from someone in the Far East asking whether there is a Buy-It-Now price and can they pay by Western union.

  18. In other news... by brakk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rumor has it that trusted sources from My Pants say Wang Enterprises is interested in buying Skype. Later after the announcement, My Pants fell 4.3 percent.

    Come on. It's like everyone is rumored to buy Skype these days.

  19. Capitalisation by Fatalis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's eBay, not Ebay.

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  20. Re:DONATION by papasui · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If she was called Katrina betwen her tits, what was the rest of her called? $25 on weekdays, $45 on weekends.

  21. Google + Skype = by 3770 · · Score: 4, Funny


    Google + Skype = soiled telco executive underwear

    Ebay + Skype = telco executive goes "meh"

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    1. Re:Google + Skype = by flutkatastrophe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Google + Skype = soiled telco executive underwear

      /dr spatso voice/ "I hear you talking about underwear, would you like to buy some underware?"

      google advertising during my phone conversations is terrifying.

    2. Re:Google + Skype = by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      There is a HUGE difference between Ebay and Google. It's like comparing a retard who got lucky with a lottery ticket to Einstein. EBay's motto might as well be "Do Maximum Evil". They treat their users like a bunch of enemies. The one-trick pony known as Ebay can't even manage their own company (including Payapl) right. What makes you think they can do anything positive with this buyout?

      Google, on the other hand, is always innovating with features that make you go "ahhhhhhhh" I needed that! It's refreshing to see Google perform time and time again.

      It's no accident that any move by Google is usually met with positive feedback as opposed to Ebay's.

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    3. Re:Google + Skype = by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Google don't need Skype, and over time, it will be dead.

      I don't even really see the benefit of Skype out. A lot of my buddies are online anyway. For the odd person I know that works abroad and isn't at a PC, I can cope with just using a real phone.

    4. Re:Google + Skype = by sapgau · · Score: 3, Interesting

      google advertising during my phone conversations is terrifying.

      Reminds me of when eating at a local "mercado" in Mexico. While you eat several people will try to sell you something(sungalses, garlic, cheap jewelery, T-Shirt from your favorite soccer team, etc...).

      The food is great but when your're finished you just want to get away from all that spam! :-p

    5. Re:Google + Skype = by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      The only time I've ever used Skype out was when I'm traveling internationally. I didn't have a GSM cellphone at the time that I could just pop a new SIM into, and U.S. cellular carriers' rates are atrocious abroad. So I would just stop into an internet cafe, login to my Skype account (downloading it if necessary), connect a cheap headset, and off I go.

      A few of the cheaper youth hostels that I visited had actually replaced their phones with cheap PCs and Skype VoIP handsets. It was a great idea, except that with the rates being so much cheaper, the lines were atrocious.

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    6. Re:Google + Skype = by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Just be glad the spam isnt IN the food! I HATE canned ham! :-p

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    7. Re:Google + Skype = by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Gmail + Google Talk + Voip + Sphinx = $Step 3

    8. Re:Google + Skype = by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I think that VoIP is a winner. I'm just very sceptical of people saying "Google will buy Skype".

      Why does every guy from every financial paper assume that people will only opt to grow by mergers and acquisitions?

      I've not used Skype, but Google Talk is great, and they've got 100 times the brand power of Skype.

      Skype better hope that some M&A obsessed CEO buys them, because the big guys will crush them. If you would a bank, would you lend money to Skype with Google sitting on their shoulder?

  22. Rumors only help Google and Apple - not eBay by Se7enLC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rumor has it ... Ebay Inc. shares fell 4.3 percent."

    When will they ever learn....only Apple and Google stocks rise when rumors get out!

    1. Re:Rumors only help Google and Apple - not eBay by LinuxPoultergist · · Score: 1

      The problem with investing in tech companies is that people who don't understand technology are the ones who drive the market price.

      Therefore, the price fluctuates based on a group of clueless rich people, instead of well-informed tech savvy investors.

      That being the case, when you see tech company X is looking at buying company Y and company X's stock falls just realize that it's the clueless rich who make that happen. The price isn't driven by whether the purchase might make sense or not.

      All that to say, yes, you are absolutely right. Only Apple and Google stocks rise, because they are the sexy stocks right now.

  23. So now you can... by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    Bid for the best [online/real life/rental] [girl/boy]friend?

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  24. Tit for tat by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    It's capitalization, not capitalisation.

    1. Re:Tit for tat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Tit for tat

      It's 'breast', not 'tit'.

    2. Re:Tit for tat by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Two fun facts for you:
      1. Not all of the English-speaking world speaks American-English.
      2. Everywhere else, capitalisation is indeed the correct spelling.
      Or, in Slashdot terms, you're criticising someone's Java code for not being valid C++ syntax.
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    3. Re:Tit for tat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all of the English-speaking world speaks American-English.

      However, this actually is an American web site. Don't like American English? Read another web site.

    4. Re:Tit for tat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although you are obviously an American and thus a nazi loving arab-world fucking bellicose republican, I'll cut some slack thiss time and say just this: fuck you you retarded American GI

    5. Re:Tit for tat by Gruneun · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's criticizing, not criticising.

    6. Re:Tit for tat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. You just made the whole horrendous quagmire that is English worthwhile.

  25. eBay's market rating by Seehund · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Ebay Inc. shares fell 4.3 percent."

    You mean they're down to only "AAAAA++++++!!!111" now?

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  26. Audio bidding by winkydink · · Score: 1

    just like the real thing. that's the only thing that Skype coul bring that remotely makes sense.

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  27. Skype wont sell by dep01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Skype already turned down a billion dollar deal from another company. They're holding on to it.. I'm sure they wont sell to eBay.

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    1. Re:Skype wont sell by dep01 · · Score: 1

      Here's the link. It was News Corp.

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  28. Mod parent up please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spot on.

    You have to read the comments (high level only) for the grown-up, level-headed reactions to stories :(

  29. Analysis from "The Street" by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1
    Paragraph from this article

    After a decade of rapid growth, eBay has stagnated. Now, with a $2 billion pile of cash and short-term investments, the San Jose Net auctioneer seems to be looking for some new direction.

    It looks like eBay is trying to cash in on the Next Big Thing (TM).

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  30. They must be infected with the same bug by js3 · · Score: 1

    that caused AOL to buy winamp

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  31. Probably by Google. by d3bruts1d · · Score: 1

    NT :)

  32. Re:I am too early to moderate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the answer is: Yes

    Bomba bing bomba boom

  33. Does that mean... by canfirman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I need a Paypal account to SkypeOut? I can see in the future that Skype will no longer be free but a "subscription service", brought to you by EBay.

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  34. Will help save their reputation by m50d · · Score: 4, Funny
    Some people don't trust Skype because of its association with Kazaa founders. Thankfully I'm sure their minds will be laid to rest with it being run by ebay, after all everyone knows their subsidiaries are always very reputable companies, we all know we can trust paypal with all our money.

    Oh, wait.

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    1. Re:Will help save their reputation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those same people are scared to use mobile phones ... Kazaa sucked and always did - Skype OTOH rocks.

    2. Re:Will help save their reputation by m50d · · Score: 1

      I think it goes beyond mere fear of technology. Would you believe Skype is on the list of banned "P2P programs" at the university I'm going to in a few weeks?

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  35. You've just met him by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    ``I don't know anyone who declares money received through paypal to the tax man.''

    Well, now you do. BTW, the feds aren't interested in money that comes through paypal. They're only interested in net profit which may, or may not, have come in through paypal.

    1. Re:You've just met him by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      It depends, here in the UK it's counted as personal income (unless your registered as self employed), that's taxed at between 25 and 40% with the possibility of national insurance on top.

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  36. Re:Ebay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. It is. STFU.

  37. the real question is.. by abes · · Score: 1

    Since it looks like many people are interested in Skype, giving room for an auction-type atmosphere, will they eventually opt for the 'buy it now option'? And what is the reserve price set at? Will they fall victim to all the annoying 'features' currently found on ebay?

  38. Oh for the love of God! by PaulQuinn · · Score: 1

    I liked Skype!

    eBay knows exactly how to turn something brilliant into a cesspool of garbage and agrivating charges.
    Please Google, come out with 'Gauction', 'Gmoney' and 'Gtalk' and spank eBay, Paypal, and eSkype off the planet!

    (PS: If I can only have one, please spank Paypal. Thank you).

    1. Re:Oh for the love of God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aleady have Google Talk.

      http://talk.google.com/

  39. Laughable by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ebay/Paypal is the model of what internet business should NOT be about. Their tech support is as aweful as it can get. They innovate very little, and hardly improve on their tools to make life for users easier.

    No wonder their stocks are taking a hit. They don't even know how to run their own company right, how can anyone expect them to do the same with a totally different company?

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    1. Re:Laughable by managedcode · · Score: 1

      I have had very bad experience with ebay too. Do they have osmething called support ? No way. However, Amazon.com's tech support which sucked in 2001 has improved drastically. Even though it looked that it has been outsourced, I managed to get the refund promptly for a book that wasn't shipped in 7 days. Moreover skype is a Big Hype. I'll tell you their will be no one carrier like ATT. Their will be atleast 100 companies like skype with very good service as the ntry cost for this business is very very low.

    2. Re:Laughable by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      I agree. Skype is nothing but hype. I suspect most people just download the thing and don't even bother using it. Besides, once MSN and AIM start offering VOIP services who would bother using Skype? The last thing I need is another IM program cluttering up my desk.

      That's what Skype basically is anyways, an IM program that can dial land lines. All of the other IM clients can already do voice chats.

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    3. Re:Laughable by iamdrscience · · Score: 1
      They innovate very little, and hardly improve on their tools to make life for users easier.
      Paypal, and to a lesser extent, eBay both have some problems with tech support, but I still take issue with the above statement. eBay was a very innovative idea which is why it became so successful. Paypal was a great idea, but it did have some competitors when it was coming up, so there must have been something about its interface that users preferred.

      As for continuing innovation, to prevent fraud, eBay has had to continually change to prevent users from fraud. Paypal does likewise, and in fact, their agressive fraud protections are usually what people have problems with when they use paypal. And honestly, when compared to other online credit card gateways, they aren't much worse. Other gateways will freeze your account and other such things as well.

      Paypal expands its core features as well. For instance they've recently began a program they call "Website payments pro" which allows web programmers to use paypal like a traditional online merchant account gateway, but for a fraction of the cost.

      Now, I'm not trying to make out these two companies as shining examples of the best way to do online business. They're not. There are a lot of things I don't like about them. The thing is though, at this point, they're the best we've got. Most paypal alternatives have the same problems and less features (a few have some extras though, they're worth looking into, depending on your needs) and most eBay alternatives don't have the userbase and don't have any particular features over eBay and have more vulnerability to fraud.
  40. In the News Today... by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Funny
    Google announced that a janitor kicked around the idea of buying Taco Bell. Google stock rose $47 and Yum! Brands, owner of Taco Bell, had their stock go up $132.

    Meanwhile eBay announced that they had struck a deal to buy Microsoft, WalMart and a US Mint. "We can now literally print our own money, plus we will have a near monopoly in both software and tangible retail goods", said eBay President Meg Whitman. Leery of the announcement, eBay's stock price dropped to only four cents per share. "I ain't gonna trust no dot com blip blip stock", said noted day trader Erwin Lapsey. "I lost my shirt on them, and they are all evil".

    Microsoft President Steve Ballmer had only three words to say about the deal: "Developers! Developers! Developers!". The sweat running down his broad manly chest then shorted out the microphones, abruptly ending the press conferences. Meanwhile, deep inside Mum-Ra's lair, the lich formerly known as Sam Walton and current President-in-Secret wheezed his single word comment about the proposed merger: "...braaains...".

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  41. eBay to ship this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How am I going to get gouged for shipping if I can download skype for free???

  42. Customer Service by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Market analysts say (and market analysts are never wrong) that skype "could help eBay quickly improve customer service"

    Anyone who's used Paypal know how important "customer service" is to ebay :-)

    OK, I see the smiley, but I seriously wonder if eBay will just further bloat already bloated pages with voice mail.

    "you've been outbid"

    If you don't think their pages are fat, you've got a very fast connection. Those of us on 56K dialups get used to waiting a full minute to get to our My Ebay page. Whatever happened to less is more?

    Then, it could be they're just buying it as an investment and will unload it later.

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    1. Re:Customer Service by Talrinys · · Score: 0

      And the large amount of customers with bigger connections should suffer because you don't want to or can't get a better internet connection? That is definately the best way to kill technology i have ever heard of. You should be able to choose to browse their sites in a high bandwidth or low bandwidth version, that will work much better.

  43. I'm starting to really worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that all of the smaller, currently free (beer and freedom) software packages that are worth a damn are being hoovered up by the larger, establioshed public companies. Google has sucked up quite a few, as has Yahoo. AVG anti-virus was just sucked up by Intel.
    What gives? Can't something stay free AND not be afiliated with corporate glutiny?

    1. Re:I'm starting to really worry... by Catskul · · Score: 1

      Hey,... you know,the fat man pays the bills.

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    2. Re:I'm starting to really worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but th epoint is that they were never meant to be free forever. their whole strategy was to get noticed and then bought out by the big guys. what you're complaining about is the logical end-point towards which they were aiming from right from the very beginning

  44. Worst Valuation Ever by stecker · · Score: 1

    In what world is Skype worth a multi-billion dollar value? The technology is not novel - anyone could build a "free" VOIP PC-PC service with premium bridges to the POTS infrastructure.

    If I were a shareholder of one of these companies thinking about throwing BILLIONS as Skype, I'd make sure that I had a full study done of the cost to replicate ALL of the Skype infrastructure: Net cost: Millions. This is a horrible buy. Even if you consider "buying" Skype's customer base, the valuation per customer is absolutely abusrd.

    1. Re:Worst Valuation Ever by zoid.com · · Score: 1

      Skype has a huge amount of users. They are not buying the technology but rather the userbase.

    2. Re:Worst Valuation Ever by stecker · · Score: 1

      Sorry, story doesn't check out. The prevailing estimate is that Skype has 10,000,000 users. That's not "active" users, but everyone who has ever signed up. So, a $3Bn valuation translates to $300 per "registered" user. Now I've worked in the industry enough to know that half of these users are likely garbage - there are probably less that 1,000,000 active users - but let's say that there are 2,000,000 - that's still $1500/user. How many of those use only the free service and not the premium services? I'd guess most of them. Thus, their ARPU (Average Revenue Per User) can't average more than a few dollars/month across their active user base.

      Sorry, still doesn't make any sense.

    3. Re:Worst Valuation Ever by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Depnd on where they are taking those users, doesn't it?

      2 million users is woth a lot. Once you get them calling landline regularly, there amount to many millions of dollars per month, assuming your marketing people can't get more users.

      I would be surprised if there are less then 3,000,000 active users.

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  45. O/T: Please DoS This Phisher by RallyDriver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The following trojaned PC is hosting a load balancer for a network of phishing sites:

    http://65.162.56.73/

    Spam is being sent out sending people to that IP, which in turn redirects to a network of 0wned PCs all across the US.

    If you have resources, please DoS port 80 on that box.

    1. Re:O/T: Please DoS This Phisher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I should believe you why? How do I know you just don't want to own some guy on IRC you hate?

      sorry, I don't bring myself down to the level of 'DoSing' people out of spite, no matter the justification.

    2. Re:O/T: Please DoS This Phisher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's /.'s IP! He's just trolling...

  46. I just left MS for Skype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before I walked through the swanky glass doors in Redmond, Ballmer confronted me at the security desk. "Tell me it isn't Skype you fucker." "Yes, yes it's Skype." And I spit on the floor. Well, Ballmer went apeshit - screaming, hopping and started throwing chairs in the lobby! Security came and roughly escorted me from the building chiding me for "upsetting a great man". Who woulda thunk it!?

  47. Sweet! by rlp · · Score: 1

    Now I can pay for all my VOIP calls with PayPal. Oh, wait ...

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  48. Our Biznis model by wsanders · · Score: 1

    1) Buy company that offers an intersting service with reasonable fees.

    2) Jack up fees until customers bail.

    3) ??????

    4) Profit!

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  49. Re:Google + Skype = a new game! by mac2001 · · Score: 1

    What do I see here? A formula. The main meaning is clear is direct... now let's play! let's change skype, google or any other meaning for a more free association (word), and play with the results. (not meh) The game is dangerous because it opens unconscious communication, and you must learn the controls... is this a gem lost ? ;)

  50. Just for reference by vaseyandco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just for reference, Unlike every other large internet company, I am not interested in buying Skype.

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  51. Please, no American buyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the nice things about Skype is the strong encryption. The American government is considering legislation to require backdoors in internet telephony. I've lost the link but I saw an interview with the CEO of Skype, asking how they would respond...the CEO simply said that as a company in Luxembourg, he was perfectly free to ignore American legislation, and intended to do so. EBay wouldn't have the same freedom.

    1. Re:Please, no American buyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the bills eBay send me for my sellers account, they are based in Switzerland (for tax purposes no doubt).

  52. Re:Bad guys always win? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Interesting story. Can you cite anything to back this up?

  53. NOOOOOOO by asscroft · · Score: 1

    NOOOOOO
    say it ain't so. NO. Please GOD NO. Not now that ebay=paypal=corrupt ass piece of shit.

    Imagine the first paypal&skype marketing meeting going on right now. GOD NO!

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    because I have been enjoined by this Holy Office to abandon the false opinion which maintains that the Sun is the centre
  54. Telecom the Evil - Death For ALL by managedcode · · Score: 1

    Telecom - Death for all. The great dot-com boom, a pot full of lies filled and fuelled by companies like Enron, Bankers like Citigroup and other Wall Street associates, Optical Fiber innovators and greedy scientists like Gururaj Desh, Star Telecom Analysts like Jack Grubman together brought down the entire nations economy. Conservative and federal reserve guard, Greenspan had a hard time stearing it back to where we are. In the aftermath of Dot.Com bust, the Big 3 of Internet emerged, Yahoo, Ebay and AOL. Cisco, Sun, Amazon, MSN and others existed but their business models were not too consumer centric and they only tried hard to survive the growth. A new Stanford born baby was already conceiving and came to limelight in 2001. Yes you got it right, Google. With it's powerful Search technology it replaced AOL to join the Big 3. Google focused on web-services technologies, unveiled new model of business with its cool web based applications like search, gmail and google maps. It is always said that many of us have herd mentality. So when Google unveiled their Google Talk, the Redmond company which has already lost its focus announced the buy-out of Teleo (teleo.com). The telecom and VoIP bug has now bitten eBay. According to Bloomberg, it is willing to pay a whopping $3 Billion (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000103&s id=aLvNorCTFLZM&refer=us ). So is eBay willing to pay so much just for the subscribers it has? What about Yahoo/MSN integrated instant messaging and VoIP based services it offers? These Telecom analysts are all set to ruin the recovery in the IT world, which came back in the real form of web-services. Don't forget, Skype is a big hype. Not every customer will pay you for the low quality service that Skype offers. The entry cost for Skype like services are very low. Any company with a million dollar in its treasury and a good negotiator across the table can use much of open source tools and build such a service. Where are the customers? In my experience, between Google Talk and Yahoo!, the former got better customer rating because of the clarity compared with Yahoo!. But Google has 1/100th the number of users compared to Yahoo! and far more better features. So lesser the number of customers better the quality. I think the VoIP market will evolve as a fragmented market with at least 2 service providers for every small town and more than a dozen providers for large cities. I only hope someone will save eBay from shelling out couple of billions for a useless services as this. I will not immediately jump to VoIP unless they come up to the quality of fixed line Telco's otherwise, I can never conduct my business with lost words in-between deals. Maybe eBay and Skype officials must negotiate using Skype VoIP to know what eBay is paying for and what Skype is offering.

  55. I'm worried by kartan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else worried that Skype, if owned by Ebay, would be more likely to bend to the FCC's demands to allow federal wiretapping?

    Typically big American corporations like Ebay play ball with the government, and one of Skype's most attractive features (IMO) is that they don't allow wiretapping (the data is encrypted end-to-end).

  56. eBay Is Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At turning a profit. Forget about serving the customer because nobody cares and it doesn't generate profits!

    Is this so hard to understand?

    Good service costs money and I don't know many americans who want to pay for good service. The ones that can pay more, generally do the low-ball price thing anyway.

  57. No, that's not right by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's how it really goes.

    Company A thinks acquiring Company B might be a good idea.

    They look at the market value of Company B, and how much revenue Company B is expected to generate over x number of years, as well as how much synergistic value Companies A and B would have if they merged.

    Company B looks to be a tremendous value, so Company A would do well to buy them out, right?

    The problem is that Company B's shareholders are well aware of their value, and they are not going to be bought out on the cheap, particularly if they can find other suitors to make competing bids. And federal regulations require that acquisitions be announced to the public, so there's plenty of lead time for other companies to offer bids.

    The amount that Company A has available to bid for Company B is determined by the estimated value of Company B, post-acquisition.

    In these situations, almost all of the additional value that Company B would bring to Company A ends up going to Company B's shareholders in the bidding, and it becomes an almost break-even proposition for Company A. And many times it's even a losing proposition.

    Therefore, Company A's stock price goes down, and Company B's stock goes up, regardless of what industry. Almost every time.

  58. Smart move by Ebay by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    I've tried Skype on broadband. It's very good. The quality is actually better than telephone. With this and cell phones, I don't see why everyone pays the monthly telephone bill. I guess that and paying the newspaper subscription bill are kind of just stupid things people do.

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    1. Re:Smart move by Ebay by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just because yiou can't see why other people do something, doesn't automatically make it stupid.
      For example, Skyp is more expensice to call soneone over seas then a landline.
      Can't get 911 on skype and have it trace the call

      911 Cell service isn't reliable.

      Not everyone has a computer, or broadband.

      Landlines are far more reliable then both Skype and Cell phones.

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    2. Re:Smart move by Ebay by delzy · · Score: 1

      I have a subscription to the newspaper, because I won't use a laptop while on the toilet. Ahhhhhh, multi-tasking at its finest!!

  59. Re:Bad guys always win? by Holi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok what to say to this obvious troll.
    1st Sherman Networks had nothing to do with Gator.

    2nd the music industry is actually doing just fine.

    3rd Napster was shut down, they did not "stop".

    4th Gator is, as well as being annoying to all hell, not responsible for anyy indentity theft, or criminal action at all.

    As for the rest, well since nothing prior to your skype comment had even the hint of truth I feel I can say the rest is also bullshit.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  60. Re:Bad guys always win? by cz_eye · · Score: 0

    and this clueless guy gets 3pts interesting?

    1st I didnt say that, dont mess people and protocols with companies

    2nd the music industry sales (mean CD sales) are declining due to MP3 spreading through Kazaa and likes

    3rd Kazaa was NOT shut down, I was refering to Kazaa not Napster (that is another story)

    4th You can hack to any computer through Kazaa & Gator you clueless noob. You are probably sitting behind your OS X, thinking you are safe. Knowing nothing about e-security, programming or internet trafficing.

  61. Feeding frenzy! by bhsx · · Score: 1

    LOL!! You've got to be the stupidest troll I've had the twisted pleasure of running across. You've debated nothing, and cite nothing as source. Please tell me more of this "internet trafficing"[sic] of which you speak.
    Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
    Just tell me this:
    Where is the spyware in Skype?
    What is the name of it?
    Why don't ANY of the spy/malware scanners know about this?
    What, pray tell, are you smoking?

    OK? Do you think you can do that? Oh, and one more thing:
    Can you point to a howto on "hack to[sic] any computer through Kazaa & Gator?" That would be greatly appreciated, as I'm having a bit of a "cash flow" problem these days. Of course, you (and everybody else apparently) already know that, since I have Skype installed!
    [Carlos Mencia]Dee Dee Dee[/Carlos Mencia]

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    1. Re:Feeding frenzy! by cz_eye · · Score: 0

      Skype was never official spyware (of course) and never will, at this stage, when they got bids from "high up". Skype is now acting a well respected company and they want to dump all that shady past.

      Spy/malware creators are in the same boat as Skype people and they didnt want you to know, they dont want to point out software like "Skype" or "Kazaa" as a spyware. Rather show many artificial "trojan horses" alike to satisfy the user, while installing their own spyware.

      I have no "source", because I have edge in these things, unlike you.

  62. Re:Bad guys always win? by Holi · · Score: 1

    1st I didnt say that
    Yes you did, You said 'Program named *cough* "Skype", is from people who wrote *cough* "Kazaa", *cough* "Gator" and other spyware ventures.'

    and dont mess people and protocols with companies I am not sure what you mean by this.

    2nd the music industry sales (mean CD sales) are declining due to MP3 spreading through Kazaa and likes

    No again, CD sales are UP not down.
    "The number of CDs and other music products shipped from record labels to retail merchants rose 2 percent last year, to 814 million units, the first annual increase in five years, according to the Recording Industry Association of America." - from News.com

    3rd Kazaa was NOT shut down, I was refering to Kazaa not Napster (that is another story)
    I said Napster, do you even read before you spout crap.

    4th You can hack to any computer through Kazaa & Gator you clueless noob. You are probably sitting behind your OS X, thinking you are safe. Knowing nothing about e-security, programming or internet trafficing.

    Actually right now XP. Taking my time installing a new PBX for a local company.
    My resume includes network engineer for both BofA and Wells Fargo and Senior NT Admin for Pixar (yes they also use windows despite what everyone thinks) among others.

    35 years on this planet and 10 of them have been behind a stupid little box.

    Well I guess I have said enough.

    Good evening sir and enjoy.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  63. What's obviously really happening by codeshack · · Score: 1

    Skype has been owned by eBay for years. They've just kept it quiet and kept their feedback positive, and now they can drive the bid price way up by cross-bidding. Duh.

  64. Re:Bad guys always win? by cz_eye · · Score: 0

    Ok, my bad english maybe spoiled that enough, so your nice (but wrong) points may seem sounder to the moderator.

    Your resume makes you just a mere PC user not a person that has an edge in security things like hardcore-programmer that knows windows to the kernel level, fighting for living in the far east. Watching all that shit that is happening in this industry.

    I am working for outsourced e-security company so I must know. We are at war here. You are the opposite, well fed with net-worth alone exciding worth of tenths of our souls here weighting on your so nice, but invalid points.

    Maybe you rather ask Microsoft, Symantec, Nowell or other respectable company of what they think of Kazaas and alikes. I just pointed out that Skype was born as another Kazaa, of what they became now, as they acting "respectable" and "solid" company to appeal and approve those $$$ bids they got, thats another story.

    Wish you good evening.

  65. Re: but doesn't that depend on why? by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    Surely, if the funds change hands as repayment of a loan, as one example, only the interest (if any) is taxed.

    In the US, it all gets added into your annual gross adjusted income and gets taxed at whatever tax bracket that falls into.

  66. Beautiful by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I know I'm not supposed to just say, "Great post. If I had mod points, I'd give you a +1 Insightful for that one."

    So I won't say it.

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  67. Brilliant - I see the plan by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I think the idea is to use the combination of PayPal and Skype to create a vast network on internet "payphones" where you deposit money via PayPal to talk internationally for ten minutes.

    Humor or insight? You decide!

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  68. Missing option.... by __aaercy5451 · · Score: 1

    Gizmo, anyone?

  69. This Rumor Actually Makes Sense!! by donnacha · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, despite my inner-skeptic's enjoyment of recent Skype rumors, I have to admit that his one is not as ridiculous as it first appears.

    I am posting fairly late in this discussion but, as no-one else has made the following connection, I will put it forward.

    The key here is not Ebay but PayPal and their recent repositioning.

    Before I go any further, I should mention that I don't believe anyone is going to be paying 10 figures for Skype, that's just ridiculous. From what I've heard, their P2P network is completely unsustainable, with far too few supernodes. If anyone does buy Skype, they will probably do so for the brand and customer base but replace the existing network with a more centralised one.

    Skype's brand isn't really such a great catch - it would be quickly superseded if someone offered even a marginally better service - all ownership of the Skype brand would provide is a small head start. Is that worth billions? I don't know but I suspect not.

    As for Skype's existing customer base, they say they have 52 million users, which really means 52 million downloads. Of those, only 2 million have ever actually parted with cash to use the Skype-Out feature that allows you to make calls to regular phones.

    Now, bear in mind that I am one of those two million - I forget what I paid, probably a $5 minimum charge, just to play with the service for a while, probably used up a dollar or so calling embassies in China for a laugh. In the space of one week I downloaded Skype twice, installing it on 2 different machines to see if I could call myself. I made a grand total of ONE free call to another Skype user, a guy in Canada who posted on the Skype forum, asking for someone to call him so that he could see if Skype worked. I then annoyed a lot of people in China and, having had my fun, abandoned whatever money I had left in my account and uninstalled Skype from both machines.

    If I am at all typical of first wave adopters, their active userbase is far, far smaller but they won't publicly release that figure. Ebay, however, will be well aware of it and will negotiate accordingly.

    As for paying customers, well, I'm not the only person who's willing to blow a few dollars to play with a shiny new toy but quickly bored by it. How many recurring customers do they have? And how much do you think they spend on average? And how big is Skype's margin on that?

    Let's say they have 1 million active paying customers (nonsense, but what the Hell), each of those would have to be valued $100 to make Skype worth a billion. That is about twice the going value of a mobile phone customer. Ridiculous.

    So, having established that Skype is worth far less than over-excited journalists would have us believe, let's presume that Skype is actually willing to sell for far, far less. Who, then, would be interested in buying?

    Any of the big names could probably harness the initial hype of the sale to their benefit. Yahoo could certainly use the edge against Google and they've swallowed some pretty interesting companies lately in their quest to reinvent themselves. Google knows that and would probably like to take Skype out of Yahoo's reach, but, generally, they prefer to develop their own tech in-house.

    Vodaphone could do something really smart with Skype, link their networks in a way that would really blow the other mobile providers out of the water but, from what I know of corporate decision-making, that might be a little too out-of-the-box for a non-Internet company.

    Which brings us back to PayPal. Last week, they announced something fairly momentous that was missed by pretty much everyone. After years of holding back the whole idea of micro-payments, they finally decided to granularize their fee scale to make smaller transactions viable. Before, you had to pay 30c + 3% of every transaction, leaving you with 67c from a dollar sale. Now, they are willing to take 5c + 5% instead, leaving you with 90c. This is huge news because it makes viable

    1. Re:This Rumor Actually Makes Sense!! by delzy · · Score: 1

      Check your math: "Let's say they have 1 million active paying customers (nonsense, but what the Hell), each of those would have to be valued $100 to make Skype worth a billion. That is about twice the going value of a mobile phone customer. Ridiculous." You are off by a factor of 10. If there are 1M customers, each is worth $1000 - about 20 times that of a cell phone customer.

    2. Re:This Rumor Actually Makes Sense!! by donnacha · · Score: 1
      "You are off by a factor of 10. If there are 1M customers, each is worth $1000 - about 20 times that of a cell phone customer."
      Yes, forgive me, it's late and I'm tired :)

      I got confused because I knew that there was a difference between the US and UK definition of a billion and, for some reason, I had it in my mind as I wrote that a US billion was 100,000,000.

      Clearly, though, a valuation of $1000 per active, paying Skype user is even more ridiculous and only servers to underline that the journalists and commentators are off by even more than I was.

  70. Slowpoke Skypo by Falconrath · · Score: 1

    Personally, I don't see why Ebay would want Skype. Every time I use it, it clogs up my Comp's processing speed.

    Skype's as sluggish as they come. Go with something lighter, like Google Talk. Hell, make your own, ebay!

  71. Re:Telecom the Evil - Death For ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's this great invention called "The Paragraph". Use it.

  72. Re:Telecom the Evil - Death For ALL by managedcode · · Score: 1

    I have to HTML encode it which I always forget.

  73. Article said eBay offered as much as $5 billion... by blorg · · Score: 1

    ...quite a difference.

  74. No Synergy whatsoever by CeeJay27 · · Score: 1

    I have read comments here and by commentators elsewhere, trying to find some ray of hope. I am now absolutely convinced that there is no synergy - none at all. But then isn't it typical? A company is small, grows fast, succeeds, profitable, goes public, become a whore at the mercy of the wall street, and tried to 'diversify'. Diversification is the worst thing a company can do - it loses focus. Paypal was the best acquisition that Ebay made - perfectly synergistic. Adding a chatroom, or a VoIP is easy these days if eBay wants to help their base - but not worth buying a company at this cost. Mark my words - it will either sell off, or shut down this operation 3 years after acquisition - if it happens.

  75. Mercado = Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a perfectly good word for "mercado" in English. It's "market". I don't know why people need to use other words for things that have clear equivalents in English. Ex:

    salsa == sauce
    mercado == market
    fiesta == party
    siesta == nap

    Sorry this is just a pet peeve of mine.

    1. Re:Mercado = Market by xtracto · · Score: 1

      ok you clever coward just tell me how do you translate "enchilarse"

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