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Statically Charged Man Ignites Office

Call Me Black Cloud writes "And you think your coworker with BO is annoying? In this story carried by Reuters, a man wearing a nylon jacket over a wool shirt built up such a static charge that he left a trail of scorched carpet and melted plastic in his wake. After he melted plastic in his car he sought help from firefighters called to the scene, who measured his static field at 40,000 volts." Obviously, despite the fact that this is carried by Reuters, you should take some of the 'facts' presented here with some NaCl.

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  1. SHC by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, despite the fact that this is carried by Reuters, you should take some of the 'facts' presented here with some NaCl.

    He lit up his office with a 40k static field. What the hell is salt going to do with that? Let's find out. Talk about putting salt in his wounds.

    The article says this level of current is just shy of spontaneous combustion. Maybe spontaneous human combustion is a misnomer? How many people actually have scientifically studied people who have combusted, spontaneously, before? I'm thinking that since it appears to be caused by a prolonged rubbing effect, from wool sweaters rubbing against nylon jackets, and charged by static from carpets, there is nothing spontaneous about it at all, and perhaps SHC is therefore no longer a mystery?

    Did we find bigfoot?

    Wikipedia has a cool page about spontaneous human combustion.

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    1. Re:SHC by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps he'd been watching some BlipVerts? (Mind you, 20 minutes into the future is like so last millenium!)

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    2. Re:SHC by fejikso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What the hell is salt going to do with that?

      Dude, he meant to take a story with a grain of salt, despite Reuters being a very reputable source of news.

    3. Re:SHC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm thinking that since it appears to be caused by a prolonged rubbing effect ...

      more than 70% of Slashdot is in grave danger of undergoing spontaneous human combustion.

    4. Re:SHC by E8086 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "perhaps SHC is therefore no longer a mystery?"

      The Discovery Channel or TLC had at least a show on this, the most common was the 'wick effect.' It's normal combustion that is limited to the body, usually happens when someone is knocked unconscious or dies while holding a cigarette or candle. I don't think this case would be considered spontaneous combustion since the build up of static electricity is an ignition source, then it's normal combustion once the fuel reaches its flash point.

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    5. Re:SHC by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 4, Informative

      See the show. The researchers reproduced SHC with a rather large pig, possibly making it SPC (Spontaneous Porcine Combustion) or RIPC (Researcher Induced Porcine Combustion). Pigs don't normally wear clothes but this one was draped for the occasion. Only parts of the body burn because only parts are covered with a wick (cloth). It burns without damaging nearby objects because it burns with a very low flame. Convection disperses the heat throughout the room. If you look at reports of SHC you'll find that there is always a source of combustion involved but it's always dismissed because the whole place didn't burn down. The experiment even resulted in bones that powdered at a touch, another characteristic of SHC. As it happens, horse shit has nothing whatsoever to do with it.

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    6. Re:SHC by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Informative
      I don't think this case would be considered spontaneous combustion since the build up of static electricity is an ignition source, then it's normal combustion once the fuel reaches its flash point.

      Even in cases of unexplained Spontaneous Combustion, it's probably not really spontaneous. It's just that nobody really knows what the ignition source is, and Spontaneous Human Combustion just sounds so much cooler than Human Combustion by Unknown Ignition Source.

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    7. Re:SHC by diodesign · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? I wanted to get into Reuters and chatting to one of their senior London subeditors. To get in, you need to know more than one language (preferably something other than French and German, as that's common now), pass standard journalism tests and hold any degree. Hell, I have an engineering degree. Think about it. Reuters sells news around the world to media outlets and companies. It's, commercially speaking, not in their interest to sell slanted news - because if they're biased, they'll drive away people who are sympathetic to whichever cause is being bashed.

  2. zaaaaap by k31bang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its electrifying stories like this that keep me reading slashdot.

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    1. Re:zaaaaap by Jozer99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Isn't the idea of static discharge that it discharges? Shouldn't lighting up the carpet deplete his jacket, or at least touching his desk, keyboard, door knob, or car? The average static shock is like 10,000v. 40,000 would be painful, but not something you would remember THAT long.

    2. Re:zaaaaap by DigitalHammer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shocking, isn't it? :)

    3. Re:zaaaaap by Dracophile · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its electrifying stories like this that keep me reading slashdot.

      Awww! I know it's the current joke, but that's revolting!

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    4. Re:zaaaaap by Koushiro · · Score: 5, Funny
      Its electrifying stories like this that keep me reading slashdot.
      Awww! I know it's the current joke, but that's revolting!
      I realize your capacitance for electrical puns may be low, but there's no need for such resistance! Admittedly, they are worse in series...
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    5. Re:zaaaaap by dattaway · · Score: 4, Interesting

      40,000 would be painful, but not something you would remember THAT long.

      You won't feel the voltage, but the current. The voltage is what makes it happen. You won't get an amp of current flowing through your skin at 10 volts, but you will if 10,000 volts is sustained. Once the voltage is applied, current will have to wait a fraction of a second to overcome inductance, then it would have an open highway. Once the path of current has been established, its likely the source of energy has been dishcarged and dropping the voltage down to an insignificant amount. Its the milliamps that will kill or start a fire.

      Unless of course you are discharging an infinite energy source such as a 14,440 volt power main off the neighborhood telephone pole, which the constant voltage source will supply the steady current needed to form conductive carbon trails that will burn themselves through the body, superheat tissues, and cause limbs and organs to explode like sticks of dynamite.

    6. Re:zaaaaap by ZenShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those jokes were terrible. You're all grounded.

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    7. Re:zaaaaap by IronicCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

      I charge you with sparking a potential pun war and it's having a polarizing effec out here in the field.

    8. Re:zaaaaap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any more abysmal puns, and I will blow a fuse.

    9. Re:zaaaaap by Glock27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're all being way too negative!

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    10. Re:zaaaaap by Rhinobird · · Score: 2, Funny

      No need to be such an impedance to our fun.

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    11. Re:zaaaaap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah.

      After all, it is free of charge.

    12. Re:zaaaaap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Grounding is likely to increase the tension, so I will commute your sentence.
      Faced with a continuous series of bad puns, I have no alternative but to rectify the situation. I shall therefore supply a few more jokes, which may induce laughter, or make you recoil, depending on your susceptibility.
      You may find that my worst two jokes make a twisted pair. but with the right spin, I will make you switch your opinion.
      Given the high frequency of bad puns in the above paragraphs, and the broad spectrum of quality, it might be preferrable to filter out some of them. The remaining ones may resonate more with your taste and be more in phase with your expectations.

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    13. Re:zaaaaap by unexpected · · Score: 2, Funny

      Enough already! You are a shameless example of what we do not represent here and are hereby dishonorably discharged.

    14. Re:zaaaaap by nudnikmeow · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you think you all are getting too polarized over this issue?

  3. Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by morcego · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Eletrical Current is measued in Amps, not Volts.
    That alone is enough to make me seriously doubt this whole business.

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    1. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Electrical field is measured in Volts, and the description is correct. The potential difference between ground and the man's jacket was 40000V.

    2. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A few other points:

      1. Clothes (or anything else for that matter) does not "spontaneously combust" because they are charged to a particular voltage. It's only the discharge (i.e. flow of current) that can ignite something (see #2).

      2. Combustion can occur from a spark (which can happen at nearly any voltage, but let's just say 1,000 volts as a reasonable minimum), but it would be highly unlikely to ignite ANYTHING except gas or other flammable fumes.

      I've passed multiple 50,000 volt simulated discharges through dry paper (yes, I was playing with a piece of test equipment meant to simulate static discharges at various voltages) and didn't get so much as a scorch mark. To say that conditions would have to be "perfect" is an understatement. Any material that you would find in an office building could not be ignited by static discharge from a human, there simply is not enough energy.

      BTW, people can discharge as much as 5,000 volts and not notice it. Discharging 40,000 will make you stand up and take notice, big time! 50,000 is quite painful.

    3. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by WoKKiee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Electric field strength is measured in Newtons per Coulomb or Volts per metre. They are equivalent.

      Why yes, IAAEE. (I am an electrical engineer)

    4. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They werent exaggerating the burn marks, I saw this on TV and they showed the burn marks. While this may not have happened exactly the way the article describes it its pretty close. In Australia it can get pretty dry and as long as he dident touch any conductive surfeces it is very possible for staic to build up like this, with his coat acting like a battery and his shoes insulationg him from discharge the static would have built up until it was strong enough to make it past the rubber in the shoe. Also I doubt this story is fake because when I saw it on TV they had fire dept, the man in question and his job interviewer there although its not like they could get a decent scientist to investigate at such short notice so some of there "facts" are probably wrong.

    5. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Original article is much clearer. They called an electrician.

      Reuters just made some shit up and made the story look even more like bullshit than it already was.

  4. A REAL Electrical Engineer by No+Salvation · · Score: 3, Funny

    This guy could get a pretty good job as a generator in New Orleans. I don't want to know where they put the plugs though.

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  5. I smell a by fandog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    future Mythbusters in the works...

    1. Re:I smell a by magus_melchior · · Score: 2, Informative

      They did several variations on the static electricity theme already, the two most famous probably being the PVC pipe (in which Jamie built a van de Graaf generator) and the cell phone sparking a gas station fire myths.

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    2. Re:I smell a by magus_melchior · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the risk of going offtopic (and spoiling most users)...

      The gas station fire myth (episode 2) was based on the myth that using a cellular phone at a gas station was dangerous because it could create a spark that would ignite the gasoline fumes. Jamie and Adam built a test rig that would test this and other potential ignition sources (among these a pantyhose-based charge generator and a lighter), but they found that using a spark to light gas fumes is easier said than done.

      The PVC pipe myth starts as follows: "A construction worker finds a length of PVC pipe, but there's some paint on it he'd like to remove. He sandblasts the pipe, but in the process the pipe collects a large enough charge to literally act as a lightning gun, shocking the hapless worker." After a few frustrating runs with the PVC pipe, Jamie built a van de Graaf generator out of a pipe and other items in his shop, while Adam tried to turn the PVC pipe into a giant capacitor.

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  6. Re:discharged... by cperciva · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any authoritative debunkings yet?

    The entire story is laughable, but the most obvious problem is this:

    Firefighters took possession of Clewer's jacket and stored it in the courtyard of the fire station, where it continued to give off a strong electrical current.

    How does a statically charged jacket "give off an electric current" -- and why would firefighters take possession of it anyway? All they'd need to do to discharge it is pour a bucket of water over it.

  7. It's the thought that counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...wearing a nylon jacket over a wool shirt..."

    Now I know what to buy a number of family and friends for Xmas.

  8. Oh come on... by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Minutes of Warnambool City Council meeting:
    1. Make up BS story about "static" man
    2. Put Warnambool on map.
    3. Tourism
    4. Profit

    If someone will travel to bumphuk, nowhere to see the virgin mary in someones month old pea soup, they might travel to Warnambool to meet "static man".

    1. Re:Oh come on... by zoefff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can I add something to the agenda for next time?

      3a. ????

  9. Re:discharged... by planetoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In fact, I'm pretty sure I saw an episode of Mythbusters that covered a similar urban legend. They were able to generate a potentially injurous amount of electricity from static but the size of the apparatus they built had to be huge to pull it off.

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  10. Microamp currents causing this kind of damage? by njyoder · · Score: 3, Informative

    40,000 volts is only enough to generate a few microamps over a small gap in the air. Air has a huge resistance. There's no way 40,000 volts could cause that much damage. From a quick internet search, it appears even a simple van de graff generator would create over 75,000 volts, and that's fairly harmless.

    The reports are also inconsistent. The AP is saying it was 30kV, Reuters is saying 40kV.

  11. His wife by seabreezemm · · Score: 2, Funny

    doesn't need batteries anymore for her toys.

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  12. Why by gexen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just say salt, don't be so fucking pretentious.

    1. Re:Why by kerohazel · · Score: 5, Funny
      Just say salt, don't be so fucking pretentious.

      You need to calm down. Here, have a cool glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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    2. Re:Why by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Funny

      NO! Don't listen to parent poster! That stuff is deadly!

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    3. Re:Why by bar-agent · · Score: 3, Funny

      NO! Don't listen to parent poster, and whatever you do, don't drink Dihydrogen Monoxide!

      That stuff is deadly!

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  13. Re:discharged... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a MSEE and feel like feeding the news trolls.

    I put more faith in the Loch Ness Monster than this crap. Shame to see it actually in the "real" news.

    1. Current is measured in amps, not volts.

    2. WTF is the FIRE department doing with a volt/amp meter? Most (cheap) volt meters don't measure past 1000 volts AC/DC.

    3. One or two squirts of water from a spray bottle would have completely discharged the jacket -- assuming somehow the natural humidity didn't!

    4. and of course the jacket could never have built up such powerful charges as to melt and burn materials...

    5. Seems unlikely that static electricity would be likely to flow *through* plastic, a *non-conductor*.

    6. For the jacket to "continue" to give off an electrical current, several things must be happening:
        a) There must be somewhere for it to go.
        b) There must be something actively ionizing the electronics in the jacket. This requires force, external electricity, etc.
        c) The "destination" of the current must also remain oppositely ionized. (Otherwise some current would flow and then things would be balanced). Maintaining the ionization of the "path to the destination" would also require external force, electricity, etc.

  14. Original story from the Warrnambool Standard by Namarrgon · · Score: 5, Informative
    More details here.

    If it's a hoax, it's fooled a lot of people.

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    1. Re:Original story from the Warrnambool Standard by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      If it's a hoax, it's fooled a lot of people.

      And sadly, that's quite easy. All you have to do to fool the news media is fool one semi-reputable source (in this case Reuters). Soon enough all the other newspapers will pick it up like you're living in an echo chamber.

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  15. Re:discharged... by Peyna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    2. WTF is the FIRE department doing with a volt/amp meter? Most (cheap) volt meters don't measure past 1000 volts AC/DC.

    I imagine they have to be prepared to deal with fires or other problems caused by downed powerlines, often before the electric company shows up 5 hours later.

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  16. Re:discharged... by MagikSlinger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How does a statically charged jacket "give off an electric current" -- and why would firefighters take possession of it anyway? All they'd need to do to discharge it is pour a bucket of water over it.

    Statically charged jacket would not give off a current unless discharged. The reporter, if the story is true, was ignorantly referring to the electrical field strength (which was measured in volts in the article). Firefighters would have the meter for this because they sometimes have to find out if a downed wire is still live.

    Now for the story: it's begging a lot of questions. 1) How could the jacket hold its charge after being handled? 2) How could he re-build up such a charge after discharging into the carpet? 3) How could he not notice the massive jolts he'd get touching metal furnishings or even his computer? There's a strong whiff of bs from this story.

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  17. 40kV. So? by ottffssent · · Score: 5, Informative

    40kV isn't hard to build up. In fact, you can safely play with hundreds of kV, and make some really nice sparks. The 'starting things on fire' number you're looking for is power. And energy. You need to be able to transfer enough energy into an object that it will reach its combustion temperature, and you need to be quick enough at it that the object doesn't shed the energy to nearby objects in the meantime. It takes a lot of energy (as compared to the energy content in your average static 'zap') to set carpet fibers aflame, or even melt them.

    Not to say that it didn't happen, of course. It's just not well-reported, and is clearly not terribly common.

  18. Volts? by Vorondil28 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "We tested his clothes with a static electricity field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts..."

    Last time I checked, the unit for current is Ampers, not Volts. Volts measure the potential for current, not current itself. Besides, a static feild has no current... because it's static.

    Anyway, it's too bad he doesn't work on computers, I'd love to see his anti-static bracelet. I think #00 gauge welding cable would handle it. ;)

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  19. Static Electricity Field Meter? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A static electricity field meter is something firefighters bring with them? That sounds awfully suspect.

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    1. Re:Static Electricity Field Meter? by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do a google search for "electrostatic voltmeter". It's an optional mode for voltmeters to detect high voltages. There's at least one company which makes such a device Multi Function Digital Voltmeter which goes up to 500 KiloVolts.

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  20. Even though it is Reuters... by azuroff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll still wait for the official Snopes lowdown on this one...

    (How could he have gone through his day like that without touching anything metal, like a doorknob or his car door?)

  21. Or you could check the ultimate source by ynotds · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Our local telephone directory service unambiguously lists the person named in the Warrnambool Standard article linked in the parent.

    Maybe the knee jerk skeptics from Zonk down could back up their skepticism with some fact checking, but I guess that is asking a bit much.

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  22. Better article by nihilogos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More detail here. Apparently an ABC journalist verified that there were burn marks on the carpet.

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  23. National geographic by antikristian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Had a special where they debunked Spontaneous Human combustion. One plausible theory seemed to be the "human wick" theory. Basicly you fall asleep smoking, the cloth/clothes around you catch fire, you are knocked unconcious by the fumes, the clothes act as a wick burning up the fat in your body, often only the legs remain due to less fat an no cloth on them (old ladies are frequent wictims to this) Also, bones burn due to the fact that a lot of the old ladies have ostoperosis.

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  24. Re:Tangentially related question by E8086 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Building heating systems produce lots of warm dry air creating a static friendly environment.
    I had a similar experience back in HS, the letter sweaters were made of 100% acrylic, I don't know why they were, but they were. At the end of every day it was go down to the locker room and take the sweater off, the popping sound was very audible, and discharge by grabing the door or hit some random freshman walking by.

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  25. Static is easy (so are hoaxes) by jd · · Score: 5, Informative
    You can rapidly build up charges of a few tens of thousands of volts at very close to zero current. It's not that hard to build a few million volts, provided the current is low enough and the surroundings are insulating enough. The key, as you've pointed out, is power - and you don't have a whole lot without current.


    A Van De Graaf generator is basically a band of insulating material being rotated in a tower with some means of transferring a charge to it. There are relatively cheap desktop and home models that'll produce nearly half a million volts. Schools use such devices all the time, so if the fireman hasn't seem a voltage that high, he skipped classes.


    Having said that, early atom-smashers used Van De Graaf generators only capable of producing five million or so volts. It seems reasonable to suspect something will burn before it is blasted out of existence. So, somewhere between 400,000 volts and 5,000,000 volts, you might be able to ignite something.


    However, here we get a problem. You can't just carry around half a million volts and not notice it. Your hair tends to stand on end, for a start. ANYTHING metal - even a doorknob - will cause a discharge to occur. Getting into his car certainly would have - even if the car were carbin-fiber, the key would be metal and the distance short enough for an arc to occur.


    There's also the problem of where you lodge a charge that great. A capacitor is basically two electrostatic devices with an insulator between them. In this case, the insulator would be the shoes, and the electrostatic device the person. I'll assume there are enough nails holding the carpet down to act as the other electrostatic device.


    But what is the capacitance of a person? The figure I've been able to get with a Google search is an average of 204 pF with a typical range of 95 to 398 pF. (It varies according to height and weight, so a seven-foot sumo wrestler might have a higher capacitance than this range shows.)


    In other words, not really what you'd need to carry half a million volts around. The jacket would have carried more, but unless it was made of Tantallum or some other material with very high capacitance, I doubt you'd be able to store enough charge to start setting things on fire.


    In other words, there is nothing credible about the story. The voltages are abnormally low for a static device and way too low to actually do any fire damage, there's nowhere a higher charge could have been stored and there would have been too many points at which positively violent arcing would have occurred if it had been stored.

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    1. Re:Static is easy (so are hoaxes) by shadow_slicer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nice post, except for one thing: Capacitance is not a limit on the voltage in a capacitor. Capacitance is just the ratio of stored charge to voltage. A higher capacitance means that it stores more charge at a given voltage.
      What limits the voltage in a capacitor is the dielectric breakdown voltage. This is the voltage where the insulator between the two plates becomes conductive and arcing occurs.

      But of course, even if the person involved did have a field that big, with a capacitance of 204pF they would only be storing 0.3264 Joules of energy (which couldn't increase the temperature of a gram of water by half a degree)...

  26. Department of Redundancy Department by Fortran+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...wearing a woolen shirt and a synthetic nylon jacket...

    As opposed to a natural nylon jacket, made from the finest virgin Icelandic nylon harvested from the nests of shore birds.

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  27. Nonsense... by mwillems · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK... this is a nonsense story. 40 kV is voltage, not current. You can build up 40 kV every time you walk on a nylon carpet, or you rub against a cat's skin. We have all had sparks pass between our hand and our keyboard we sit down, or with the wall when we have had rubber shoes on.

    (Tip: this is annoying, but just touch the wall with a key and you'll not feel the spark.)

    Voltage is not dangerous "unless". To spark a fire you need not just voltage, but current as well. A 30 kV spark discharge from your hand at 0.1 uA (micro-ampere) would do a lot less harm than a 30 kV powerline at 100 Amps (the latter would incinerate you instantly).

    To set a carpet on fire you would need quite a lot of current. If this carpet was set on fire by a shirt (how, by the way: was he rubbing his chest on the floor?), then it was a weird carpet fire waiting to happen anyway.

    But of course this makes a cute story to fill an otherwise empty page. Myths always do.

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  28. Re:discharged... by Phronesis · · Score: 4, Informative
    WTF is the FIRE department doing with a volt/amp meter? Most (cheap) volt meters don't measure past 1000 volts AC/DC.

    Just to amplify your comment, most (cheap) volt meters have too low a resistance to measure potential on a tiny capacitor, such as a human body (~250 pF), because the voltmeter would discharge the capacitor before it could get a reading.

    Someone else replied about measuring downed power lines, but that would: (a) not require a voltmeter to read over 1000 volts and (b) not require an ultra-high-impedance static-charge electrometer.

    BTW, let's do the numbers: 40,000 volts across a 250 pF capacitor would have potential energy of 1/2 CV^2 = 0.2 Joules. If you think that 0.2 Joules is enough energy to melt macroscopic amounts of plastic or burn carpet, much less almost enough to incinerate a human body, I have a hot investment tip for you.

  29. He could burn the building down by mogwai7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats what they get for taking the man's stapler. :P

  30. Re:Sydney? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..becuase most of us outside AU haven't heard of Warrnambool, but we have heard of sydney.

    If you read the news around here, *everything* that happens in AU happens in sydney.

    The Reuters article is a particularly bad piece of journalism though.. confusing volts and amps, inserting the 'rubbing clouds' quote, and even getting the facts wrong (it was 30kv not 40kv).

  31. Re:Had to be said by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ok, yes, people do in fact create enough of a static charge to shock themselves.... not to start electrical fires. Unless his office was a QA team of gasoline sniffers (you know, to make sure it smells right), there is no way that a static charge built up around a human could ever ignite carpet, or melt plastic.

    Note that the original story, not the ignorant rewrite on rueters mentions only 30,000 volts and a mention of amps at the end. And in Australia, they are in late winter, this being the southern hemisphere.

    So plenty of potential for walking leyden jars. Obviously this all is unpossible. Modern science tells us so.

    Original Story

    Freak static
    By SARAH SCOPELIANOS
    September 16, 2005

    A DENNINGTON man was none the worse for wear yesterday despite having 30,000 volts running through his clothes.

    Warrnambool firefighters were baffled after Dennington cleaner Frank Clewer unintentionally caused three Koroit Street buildings to be evacuated.

    Last night fire officers said they remained puzzled about the incident in which carpet was scorched where Mr Clewer had walked.

    Mr Clewer, 58, was jovial about his fiery experience but said the circumstances were hard to believe.

    Soon to be made redundant from Nestle, he had arrived for a job interview that never quiet started.

    He could only chuckle about the events which led to firefighters stripping him of his clothes and finding 30,000 volts running through his synthetic jacket.

    "My wife has told me I'm not allowed to put on the electric blanket tonight and I'm going to have to lay off the surfing because I'll stun the sharks and we'll have fried flake in the bay," he laughed.

    Fire crews were called to Karingal's office yesterday after staff heard loud cracking sounds and noticed the carpet was burnt in several places.

    The "seriously weird" events began when Mr Clewer was standing at the office front counter when he heard a "mighty crack" before being led into a room to begin an interview for a carer's job.

    Then staff noticed burn marks the size of ten cent pieces on the carpet and called the fire brigade.

    Fire officers' investigations included removing carpet and evacuating surrounding buildings.

    Mr Clewer spoke with them for about 20 minutes then went to the bank and a surf store before returning to his car at the Ozone car park.

    There he found that a plastic bag used to protect his seat from water after surfing was badly charred beneath his feet.

    Thinking staff at Karingal were experiencing the same "strange" happenings, which included electric zapping sounds, he returned to the Koroit Street building to consult fire officers.

    "I was talking to them and I let out a crack. It is all too bizarre...and when I was getting inside my car after giving them my name and phone number, I let out another almighty crack and it was heard inside the building by the fire officers and inside the ABC studio."

    Mr Clewer was given overalls to wear as fire officers used a device to check static electricity on him and his belongings.

    The device measured a remarkable 30,000 volts on a synthetic zip-up jacket Mr Clewer had been wearing under a woollen jacket.

    His jeans had a small burn at the knee.

    Warrnambool fire officer Trevor Roberts said officers were baffled.

    "We called Powercor, an electrician, and spoke to a technician from the ABC."

    He said Mr Clewer's clothes were at no stage dangerous because they were low in amps which could be deadly.

    This story was found at:

    http://the.standard.net.au/articles/2005/09/16/112 6750111141.html

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"