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ESRB Should Stand Down?

Next Generation has a piece wondering if the ESRB should step down in favour of an independent board, to restore the faith of consumers in the game ratings system. They talk with a company that proposes just that, wanting to substitute a new system for the current model. From the article: "Profanity Sex Violence (PSV) Ratings differ from the ESRB in that they describe levels of sex, violence and profanity in games (using a traffic light system) instead of judging a game to be appropriate for a certain age."

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  1. Good Idea by Taimoor · · Score: 1

    I think the traffic light system is a good idea if only because of the seperate ratings for s l & v... I don't care about violence, but I can always do without excessive profanity and sex... Previously I had to find independent reviews to get that info.

    Oh... and I know this isn't FRIST PSOT!!!!!

    --Nick

    1. Re:Good Idea by John+Nowak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Truly an American viewpoint. Clearly exposing your kid to horrible things like dirty words and "sex" is an awful thing to do, and shooting people in half just for the hell of it is a-okay!

    2. Re:Good Idea by Slow+Smurf · · Score: 1

      He *might* mean him personally. And sex is evil, it makes you explain things to your kids. You just have to wait for a pet to die for violence!

    3. Re:Good Idea by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Obviously American.. or poking fun at Americans. Either way I would also like this new system because maybe it would be easier for me to find games with more sexuality in them, and be able to seriously shy away from all the mindless violence games..

      I'm one of the rare americans who likes more sex than violence. Oh and a bit of realistic conversation (read: Profanity) is good too.

    4. Re:Good Idea by Taimoor · · Score: 1

      This is a personal thing... My kids (If I had any) would be stuck playing super mario bros on my NES until they're out of the house... I didn't start playing violent games until I was 18 and I don't think they should either.

      But, since I'm a lonely slashdot geek, I have neither kids, no a wife/girlfriend/prostitute to produce kids with. So, it's a moot point.

      --Nick

    5. Re:Good Idea by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I realize (or hope) you're joking, but most that would explain why americans are anti-sex and pro violence. The whole idea of actually teaching your kids something seems to be considered a bad thing by most United Statian (not to be confused with other americans).

    6. Re:Good Idea by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Spend a little more time with sex and a little less with violence you might not have that no sig other issues.. then again if you are a resident of the US then you would problem get a sig other faster with violence.. Ok I've made enough posts about this...

    7. Re:Good Idea by Slow+Smurf · · Score: 1

      Yes, aside from the first sentence. I know I wouldn't want to explain any of that stuff to a kid, but that(and lack of human contact) is why I'm not a parent. I really can't justify why Americans "hate" sex, I suppose it's just because it got started that way and no one wants to change it...

    8. Re:Good Idea by Nasarius · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm one of the rare americans who likes more sex than violence.

      (Almost) everyone likes sex. The people who whine about it just aren't getting any.

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    9. Re:Good Idea by xero314 · · Score: 1

      (Almost) everyone likes sex. The people who whine about it just aren't getting any.

      Point was I would rather sex in my movies and games than would like violence in them.

      Oh and by the way, nice sig, brought back some good/bad memories...

    10. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Americans are anti-sex and pro-violence because the culture is anti-sex and pro-violence. The culture is like that because its governed by the FCC, which gets its clues from the christian fundamentalists, who believe its ok to murder, but not ok to have sex out of marriage.

      The fact that our government is fucked up does not help our pro-violence stance any.

      I'd go into it more, but thats the gist. Teaching our kids isn't the issue. They're bright enough, most of them, so where most of what we teach is redundant.

    11. Re:Good Idea by ViciousCircuit · · Score: 1
      Kudos to sex and dirty words. People curse, people get naked. The best games (IMO) are ones where the characters are realistic in their behaviors. I'm for the traffic light system, but for all the naughty reasons.

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    12. Re:Good Idea by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think Americans in general hate sex, but I'm pretty sure my wife does.

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    13. Re:Good Idea by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      I've been advocating - well, spouting off on message boards - about this for years. It amazes me how arbitrary ratings can be. This is more of a problem in the movie industry, though. If a director has clout and money, he can get whatever rating he wants slapped on a film.

      This would put power into the hands of parents. Instead of saying "we watched this movie / played this game, and we think it's just fine for your kids," they would be saying "we watched this movie / played this game, here's what's in it, you decide if it's right for your family."

      Bravo.

    14. Re:Good Idea by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But how many parents will actually pay attention to that information and use it to make an informed decision about what to buy for their kids? The information is already available, to a certain extent. But many parents just hand the kid some cash and let them buy whatever they want.

      It goes beyond the moral argument of what it's "right" to consume for entertainment, and what is "wrong". We're never all going to agree on that. But that's not the only issue. The problem is, there have been no conclusive studies that researchers can look at and agree on one way or another, whether video games cause problems, or exacerbate existing ones, or have no psychological effect at all. My personal hypothesis is that it's a case-by-case basis.

      This is why so many groups are pushing for enforcement, rather than just education. They see the lack of parental involvement, and the resulting effects on some kids of being exposed to certain content, as a threat to society in general. I totally understand that position, though I don't completely agree with it. It assumes a threat from everyone, in a situation where the threat is neither particularly common, nor dire.

      So we're left with the old security vs. freedom argument again. There are good points on both sides. Some people who use guns, or take certain drugs, or drink alcohol, or what-have-you, do so safely and responsibly, for reasonable purposes. They should be free to do so. But others don't, and cause big trouble not just for themselves but innocent bystanders as well. So it's not always about "what's right for your family", because your family isn't always the only one affected when a person in an unstable condition finally goes over the edge.

      We need to decide as a society which is worse:
      1) Dealing with restrictions on the front end to keep out the people for whom access results in danger to themselves and others.
      2) Dealing with cleaning up the mess when some irresponsible or malintentioned individual gets unrestricted access and starts abusing the priviledge.

      In the past, we've decided on either side, depending on the issue. Personally, I think that our best bet is to go the informatin/education route, but to have the ability to try the parents of the kids that go crazy, to see if the parent was negligent in allowing the kid to consume content that may exacerbate an already unstable condition.

      IMHO, there are a lot of parenting practices that are viewed as "okay" that are, aside from being "right" or "wrong", just plain irresponsible. If you don't want to take responsibility for what your kids are doing, then you shouldn't have kids. It's kind of a package deal. I'm not saying a parent is responsible for everything a kid does. But a parent has a responsibility of a certain "due diligence" (which must naturally decrease with age) not only to protect the kid from others, but to protect the kid from himself, and to protect others from the kid.

  2. RSAC by syrinx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    anyone remember the RSAC ratings? they coexisted with the ESRB ratings for awhile back when they were both first starting out. RSAC had the separate violence/sex/etc ratings. ESRB won out though because people are stupid and need a one letter thing.

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    1. Re:RSAC by valintin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My seven year old is not stupid. He is seven. He understands that E games are for him and M games are not and that he can only play T games if we approve. (Star Craft & RoboTech).

      More importantly he was able to understand this when he was five and he has never asked for an M game because he knows they are not for him. As a parent this is a huge feature, the ratings aren't just for adults.

    2. Re:RSAC by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He understands that E games are for him and M games are not and that he can only play T games if we approve. (Star Craft & RoboTech).

      But then there are misguided parents who prohibit a 12.5 year old from playing Super Smash Bros. Melee or Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 just because it was rated T in an era when the E10+ rating did not exist, without taking the time to review the game in such a close case.

    3. Re:RSAC by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      One of the ESRB's cirteria for going up a notch is "comic mischief." Is that a joke?

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    4. Re:RSAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In an era of people suing over their kids setting themselves on fire because they saw it on tv and the power of darwin compelled them, no, bumping games up a notch because of characters doing naughty things is not a joke.

    5. Re:RSAC by syrinx · · Score: 1

      My seven year old is not stupid. He is seven.

      Very true. I was really talking about parents there more than kids though; I didn't mean to imply your kid was stupid. ;) The ratings are all really geared towards parents anyway.

      Also, I would think though that most kids, who know damn well what their games are about, would also be able to tell "RSAC 4 or 5 = parents won't get it for me!" just as well as "M", though.

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    6. Re:RSAC by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      >>>But then there are misguided parents who prohibit a 12.5 year old from playing Super Smash Bros. Melee or Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 just because it was rated T in an era when the E10+ rating did not exist, without taking the time to review the game in such a close case.

      So? That's the parents' decision. Why should we care how they make it? Besides, if they can't even bother to think that their 12.5-year-old might be mature enough for a 13+ game, then they really don't want to bother with a bunch of stupid traffic lights.

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  3. Why not movie ratings? by bluemeep · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "For example, the movie, Minority Report, carries red for violence and profanity and yellow for sex. The Lion King carries no colours, except yellow for mild violence." So green means there isn't any, yellow means it exists and red means there's a whole flippin' lot of it? That seems a little oversimplified, if you ask me...

    PSV sounds like a workable concept, but it seems like the big trouble is that all of these video game ratings are reinventing the wheel. Little Billy Schmidt's Mom may not know an E rated game from an M, but she sure knows what an R rated movie is.

    So roughly how many organizations would need massive payoffs in order to use the movie rating system for games?

    1. Re:Why not movie ratings? by syrinx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So roughly how many organizations would need massive payoffs in order to use the movie rating system for games?

      Mainly just SPECTRE... er, I mean the MPAA. I think they own the.. trademark I guess?.. to the G/PG/R system.

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    2. Re:Why not movie ratings? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Have they got something against blue?

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    3. Re:Why not movie ratings? by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Minority Report, carries red for violence and profanity

      So apparently this rating system can't distinguish between Minority Report and a Quentin Tarantino film. How useless.

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    4. Re:Why not movie ratings? by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      PSV sounds like a workable concept, but it seems like the big trouble is that all of these video game ratings are reinventing the wheel. Little Billy Schmidt's Mom may not know an E rated game from an M, but she sure knows what an R rated movie is.

      But the 'R' rating is pretty useless by itself. For example, compare The Matrix with Kill Bill. Kill Bill is much higher on the graphic violence and profanity scales, but both got the same rating.

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    5. Re:Why not movie ratings? by badasscat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Minority Report, carries red for violence and profanity

      So apparently this rating system can't distinguish between Minority Report and a Quentin Tarantino film. How useless.


      That's a big issue with this "proposal"; it's even more vague, arbitrary and uninformative than the current system. But here's another problem, for me anyway. From TFA:

      "As far as I know, they use a few gamers that reside in New York. They are trying to follow the way that the NPAA does it in that they are very circumspect about who their reviewers are. From what we can piece together they have a group of gamers who live in New York, watch the videotape footage and then issue a rating based upon what they see."

      He adds, with heavy sarcasm, "Of course we know that a group of gamers in New York represent the social and cultural values of everyone in America."


      So, quite clearly this guy has something against New Yorkers. He comes off sounding, to me, like a borderline nutcase. Probably some sort of bible belter or equivalent. So what does he think, reviewers in Alabama would better represent the values of America? Or is he, in fact, proposing that everyone in America review the content of games? How else to reflect the "cultural values of everyone in America"?

      Regardless, he obviously has no idea how the ESRB works. Because this isn't how it works. The ESRB has a rotating group of content reviewers from a variety of areas in the United States, not just New York (in fact, I'm not sure any of them were actually in New York last I worked in the industry, although the ESRB does have offices there, among other places). And they hire new ones all the time, making sure nobody stays in the system long enough to get jaded. They keep the actual identity of the reviewers secret, but the general demographic of who they are is not secret, and none of them are "gamers". They are selected in part because they are respected members of their communities; some of them are clergy, some are doctors, some are teachers, some are housewives. Few of them are actually of the stereotypical "gamer" age and last I knew of it, none of them actually play games recreationally. (My knowledge dates back about 2 years, but I doubt all that much has changed since then.) Again, none of this is a secret - this guy could have called the ESRB and asked and they would have told him all of this.

      Frankly, this all just seems like a guy running an "organization" out of his apartment looking for publicity, which Next Generation seems all too happy to give him. His "ideas", if you can call them that, range from non-existent (he has few actual proposals for change, just simple criticisms of the current system of which he's almost completely ignorant) to unworkable. There's really no reason for me to be wasting my time posting about it except that 70 other people so far seem to think it's important enough to talk about.

      The ESRB is wise to have not bothered returning Next Gen's calls, though.

    6. Re:Why not movie ratings? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      So apparently this rating system can't distinguish between Minority Report and a Quentin Tarantino film. How useless.

      With a QT film, the "traffic lights" are simply shown riddled with bullet holes...

    7. Re:Why not movie ratings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, quite clearly this guy has something against New Yorkers. He comes off sounding, to me, like a borderline nutcase.

      I disagree. If someone *didn't* have something against New York [City]ers, I'd consider them a borderline nutcase. :P

      So what does he think, reviewers in Alabama would better represent the values of America?

      Hmm, quite clearly you have something against Alabama.. er.. residents. (Alabamans?) I'd consider you a borderline nutc... okay, actually Alabama sucks too. So you'd be OK, except that you also seem to like New York.

      okay, totally offtopic. sorry. :P

    8. Re:Why not movie ratings? by Castar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frankly, this all just seems like a guy running an "organization" out of his apartment looking for publicity, which Next Generation seems all too happy to give him.

      Actually, I think he's worse than that. From other articles I've read, I think he's running a company, which is trying to get publishers and governments to license their brilliant idea of a ratings system.

      Now granted, Red, Yellow, Green is certainly simpler than what we have - but they can't claim it's more powerful. From the article, "The Lion King" is a *yellow*! That means that games more mature than disney movies would all be indistinguishable - and there are definitely differences between Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt, for example, not to mention between Soul Calibur and BMX XXX (all of which would be rated Red in every category, as far as I can see).

      But the problem isn't with the ratings - in fact, the ESRB ratings have been recognized as the best ratings system for entertainment by the government - the problem is with the parents not understanding or reading the ratings, or perhaps not believing that any video games are meant for adults, and not for children. Something like 85% of games played by kids are purchased by parents, not by the kids.

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  4. Sounds good... by Slow+Smurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as they do the same for movies.

    1. Re:Sounds good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you can just go see all the ones with a "Red" rating in sex! Perfect!

    2. Re:Sounds good... by mag46 · · Score: 1
      I always wondered why they don't use the same system for movies. K=G, E=PG, T=PG-13, M=R, AO=NC-17. This would be a lot easier for parents to understand, as everyone knows what movie ratings mean, and the same basic things (violence, sex, profanity) are being measured for both movies and games. In general, a game that's rated "T" has about the same content as a PG-13 movie, and the other ratings match up relatively well too.

      Does a company own the G, PG etc. rating system, and they simply won't license it for games? It seems like the perfect system; it describes the content reasonably well (parents know if their child is ready for a PG-13 movie, if they're parenting at all [and if they're not, no rating system will help anyway],) and everyone already understands it. Seriously, why isn't this already in place?

    3. Re:Sounds good... by masterzora · · Score: 1
      Does a company own the G, PG etc. rating system, and they simply won't license it for games?

      The ratings symbols are all trademarked. I don't know if they simply won't license or if the game industry just didn't want to bother, but the ESRB couldn't simply using those ratings if they wanted to.

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    4. Re:Sounds good... by drsmithy · · Score: 0
      I always wondered why they don't use the same system for movies. K=G, E=PG, T=PG-13, M=R, AO=NC-17.

      One of the biggest problems with the American system is that there's nothing in between "PG" and "R".

      I can't speak for other countries, but here in Australia we have:

      G = OK for children (eg: Pride and Prejudice)

      PG = Parental guidance "recommended" for "children" - generally under 13s (eg: Sky High)

      M = For "mature audiences" - generally considered 13 and up (eg: Serenity)

      MA = 15 years old and up only (legally restricted - under-15s must be accompanied by a parent or guardian) (eg: The Devil's Rejects)

      R = Adults Only (legally restricted - I don't think under-18s are allowed at all, even if accompanied by a parent or guardian) (eg: Kill Bill)

      There's also "X", but that basically only applies to pornography.

    5. Re:Sounds good... by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Actually, the PG-13 that was referenced in the quote fits approximately the same description as you have for M.

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    6. Re:Sounds good... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      One of the biggest problems with the American system is that there's nothing in between "PG" and "R".

      LOL! Yes we do; it's called PG-13.

      I'm laughing, because as a product of the 1980s, I distinctly remember the whole mess involving the creation of PG-13 after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom showed that nifty heart extraction and immolation scene. We had a national Won't-Somebody-Please-Think-Of-The-Children scare and everything.

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  5. Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, how does he propose to fund a system that is more expensive than the current system? Who pays, and how does that make his idea independent?

    Second, he decries the ESRB system as being too vague. Yes, it would be useful to rate PSV separately. But, c'mon, Red/Yellow/Green as the ranking? What is that, None, Some, a Lot? Who gets to determine where the line is between yellow and red?

    How about this: details on the cover. Ranking on a meaningful scale that at least gives us an fair idea of what's in the box.

    No matter what, I'm going to make sure I'm aware of what games my kid is playing, and what's in those games. But I'd hate to shell out $60, bring the game home, watch the kid get all excited, and then realize that it's too mature for him. Take the game away, and then go back to the store to get a refund.

    And, I'm sorry, but I don't have the time to research every game on the internet for half an hour... I'd rather spend that time interacting with my child.

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    1. Re:Sorry, buddy by Meagermanx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...which is why they say, right there under the rating, what it's rated for, just like under the rating for a movie.
       
      Take a look at this.
       
      We don't need a new system. We need people who understand and utilize the current system.

    2. Re:Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      And, we need to tweak the current system.

      I'm sorry, "Sexual Themes," "Strong Sexual Content," and "Nudity" are the only descriptors for sex? They are too vague.

      I'd prefer a scale. Because "Strong Sexual Content" can vary widely across games, and some I would consider appropriate for a 13-year-old, and some I would not.

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    3. Re:Sorry, buddy by valintin · · Score: 1

      If you read the ratings "Sexual Themes" starts at M and goes higher. M is rated as 17 and older. A game with an M I would have to review before I would let my 13 year old play.

      I would not be too worried about Themes or Nudity but Content I think they could do with out. Do you have an example of "Strong Sexual Content" you would approve for a 13-year-old?

    4. Re:Sorry, buddy by gknoy · · Score: 1

      And, I'm sorry, but I don't have the time to research every game on the internet for half an hour... I'd rather spend that time interacting with my child.

      Where do you live that the anticipated return trip to the store, and subsequent line at the customer service desk, is less than half an hour? I would waste at least that driving to/from the store, and usually end up being in line for 10 mins to talk to an employee.

      Online research is a good thing. Many people can read a review, decide quickly (15-30 mins) what level of violence/sex/etc there is, at least on some level, and then either (a) not buy it, or (b) buy it online or (c) actually go to a store and buy it.

      Go to Gamespot.com, or Gamespy.com, or even just Google the game name, and you will probably find several screenshots in addition to the review. Many times, you don't have to look much farther to see that Far Cry involves a guy carrying a gun (and thus probably shooting people), or that The Sims has people hugging and making out in a bedroom.

      I would rather spend some time researching a game to see what reviewers think (violent? bad plot? sex scenes? Crappy control scheme?) before buying, than waste my time and effort going back and returning something. (That, and many stores don't allow software returns)

      Perhaps this is due to my MANY experiences buying a game or CD and then realizing once I've played it for about 3 hours that I really don't like it, and regret the purchase. Thus, I now do a LOT more research, and buy fewer games.

    5. Re:Sorry, buddy by joystickgenie · · Score: 1

      So having the text "Sexual Themes," "Strong Sexual Content," or "Nudity" is confusing. But having a green, yellow, or red dot on the box will clear things up? We aren't talking about a scale of 1-20 or anything it's a scale of 1 to 3.

      This is proposing going from an overall rating scaled over possible 6 age groups and 32 possible content descriptors (many of which are on a 3 tier scale) to 3 scales of red yellow and green on the box representing violence language and sex.

      How is this giving you more information to base your parental decisions?

    6. Re:Sorry, buddy by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      You don't have a half hour to research a game that your kid is going to play for 40+ hours?

      Perhaps you're too busy to be a parent in the first place?

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    7. Re:Sorry, buddy by Brantano · · Score: 0

      40+ hours? There hasnt been a game thats lasted over 10 for years now!~ :D

    8. Re:Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Read my OP. Did I say that I prefered a 3-step scale?

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    9. Re:Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I don't make special trips to buy games. Usually, I'd be on another errand, or getting all my shopping done at once.

      Also, I work in Manhattan. It's a short 2-block walk to the nearest game store.

      Also, I'm not talking about games for me -- I'm talking about games for my kid.

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    10. Re:Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Troll.

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    11. Re:Sorry, buddy by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Also, I work in Manhattan. It's a short 2-block walk to the nearest game store.

      Oh. :-D I guess that is one definite perk of living or working in the city. As for the "games for your kid" aspect, how is that any different from games for yourself, when it comes to the level of pre-screening than can be done?

      OK, now that I think about it -- kids' games are probably a LOT less likely to be reviewed than those marketed for teens or adults. If, however, the game you are thinking of is marketed in that area, chances are that at least one or two gaming sites (at least GameSpot or IGN, I imagine) would have at least a cursory review /preview / set of screenshots.

    12. Re:Sorry, buddy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Well, if I were to buy a game for myself, I would research it to find out if it's worth buying, of interest to me, the kind of game I'd like, etc.

      My kid, however, will let me know that he wants the game -- I just need to determine whether I and my wife will agree that he can handle it.

      Unfortunately, a couple of screenshots may not tell me enough about the context of the violence. And for questionable games, a single review usually doesn't give me enough information. So I'll end up checking IGN, Gamespot, and googling for a while to check it out.

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  6. The ESRWho? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it time for the Entertainment Software Ratings Board to stand down in favor of a truly independent ratings system, thereby nullifying a major criticism levelled against our industry?

    Do people who complain about excessive violence in videogames actually have any idea who the ESRB is? Or how it works?

    It's like Anime. Clueless people see Japanese Animation and think "It's a cartoon. It's for kids." Likewise, they take the same stereotypical view of videogames and come to the same completely incorrect conclusion. And then they complain that they bought a game for their kid that had decapitations, disembowlments, or a bare woman's ankle showing.

    If we're going anywhere, it should be to simplify the system even more. Do you know what I mean when I say G? T? T+? What about 13? 17? 21? Cut down on the symbology and the choice, parents just want to know if a particular game is reasonably appropriate for a kid the age of theirs. Or not. One simple answer.

    1. Re:The ESRWho? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      The ESRB is an organisation funded by the gaming industry to rate their games how they pay them to rate them. Which is why some people are suggesting the rating board should be government run.. but unfortunately that typically means they will abuse their power and refuse ratings for some games, which may or may not result in a ban.

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    2. Re:The ESRWho? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Cut down on the symbology and the choice, parents just want to know if a particular game is reasonably appropriate for a kid the age of theirs. Or not. One simple answer."

      No, good parents want to know if a game is suitable for the maturity level of their child. Not a child of the same age, but specifically, their child.

      Yes, symbology gets in the way of this. But a blanket "13" does no good. Detail. A listing of the questionable content and the frequency it appears in-game. Then I can decide if my child is mature enough to handle a particular game.

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    3. Re:The ESRWho? by tepples · · Score: 1

      But a blanket "13" does no good. Detail. A listing of the questionable content and the frequency it appears in-game.

      ESRB ratings already include detail on the back of the box. I guess you just want the detailed rating moved to the front of the box where it would become visible without having to track down a sales associate to unlock the glass display case.

    4. Re:The ESRWho? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The people who have "lost faith in the ESRB ratings system" are not "consumers", thus the article blurb on slashdot is inaccurate. Pat Robertson and late night news crusaders are not videogame consumers, so their lack of faith is irrelavant. Videogame consumers, largerly, just don't care. I've never looked at or even noticed the rating on a videogame. In fact, I couldn't even tell you what the rating thing looks like - though I'm pretty sure it's black and white or something.

    5. Re:The ESRWho? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The ERSB does nothing of the sort, you dumbass.

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    6. Re:The ESRWho? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Good parents would read a review of the game before spending 50 dollars on something that their kids are going to spend 50 hours in front of.

      Bad parents need instant ratings.

    7. Re:The ESRWho? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes, because all parents have access to the internet. And all parents would rather spend hours researching games then spending that time with their children.

      But would good parents allow their child to spend 50 hours playing a video game? That's more than 7 weeks of playing a game EVERY DAY for an hour.

      I work. I commute. I coach sports teams that my child is on. I do housework and yardwork. I pay bills and track household expenses. I cook dinner half the time. Every month or so, I even get to socialize with some of my friends, or some of my wife's friends. I play with my kid, I help him with his homework.

      And that's just me. What about single parents? Or parents who have to work two or three jobs just to keep a roof over their head, food on the table, and provide clothing for their family?

      Some bad parents need instant ratings. Some good parents also benefit from instant ratings.

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    8. Re:The ESRWho? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The ESRB labels don't list the frequency the content appears.

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  7. Fair's Fair? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Kinney believes that the industry would be better able to defend itself with an independent system, rather one that was set up by the industry itself.

    So when do Movies get their own independant system like this? If we "need" one for games and TV already has (a detailed) one, when do the movies get their own version of this? Although, does anyone know if the TV reviews are actually independant or by the producers/networks?

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  8. ESRB has PSV info by p7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you check the ESRB info on the back, it should have this info already. The rating should only be the first criteria to look at. I see no reason to replace the ESRB, they do a decent job in evaluating games. I am doubtful that any other reasonably funded ratings board would be any more thorough.

  9. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    to restore the faith of consumers in the game ratings system.

    Did I miss something? Was faith ever lost in the ESRB? The ESRB didn't create the "hot coffee" mod, and last I knew they were quite capable of rating a game "M for mature" if it contained sex or violence.

    The only thing that "Hot Coffee" made me loose a little more faith in are parents who refuse to care what they buy their children - or talking heads screaming about how videogames are apparently murdering babies in their sleep.

    instead of judging a game to be appropriate for a certain age

    But I think that judging a game by a certain age is a perfect rating system. It's worked for movies for decades. If I could change one thing about the ESRB rating system, it would be to use the age limit instead of an obscure symbol. Current ratings are:

    "EC, E, E10, T, M, AO, RP"

    Those would become:

    "EC, E, 10, 13, 17, 18, RP"

    Although until I looked up the ratings to type them out above, I didn't know that an "E" for "Everyone" was actually a more severe rating than "Early Childhood" (so clearly "E" is not really "everyone").

    Nobody would have a problem thinking: "Gee, this game is rated '18', I wonder if I should buy it for little Timmy" - but if they see a benign "M" symbol, parents are not necessarily going to make a mental connection if they're not looking out for it.

    1. Re:No. by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hmmm. I wonder if '25 to Life' and 'Grand Theft Auto III' are acceptable games for my child. Better look at the back. Let's see... Hoodlum beating up someone with a baseball bat, guy with a machine gun mowing down cops, hookers...
      Boy, I don't know what this 'M' means, and I don't really want to squint to read the text under it.
      Oh well, I guess, since I don't know what this rating means, I'd better just blindly buy Timmy this game."


      You don't let your kid watch "The Ring". You don't let your kid play "Grand Theft Auto". A quick look at the back of the box, in either case, fixes everything.

    2. Re:No. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Erm, why'd you stop?

      EC should be '0' (Note that means 'okay for a 0 year old to attempt to play', not that they actually have the skills.) and E should be 7 or whatever. (Not that I'm entirely sure what sort of themes a 'toddler' would understand that would be inappropiate for them, but not for a 'child'.)

      Actually, '0' is confusing, and that should actually say 'all ages' instead of having an age.

      And your list points out the stupidity of having an M and an AO rating. Look, just pick one. The idea that there is a whole range of games that it is okay for 18-year olds to see but not 17-year olds is idiotic.

      That is an example of copying the dumbest feature of the movie rating system, the R and the NC-17 ratings,and has resulted in exactly the same thing: AO-rated games are not put on the shelf anywhere, and thus even adults cannot get them.

      To hell with that, stand up to Walmart, don't dumb the games aimed at adults down by trying to get M instead of AO. If they're going to censor you, force them to draw the line at 'inappropriate for kids'. Don't make up an imaginary line that's further than that...nothing is inappropriate for adults.

      And what the hell is RP?

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    3. Re:No. by grahamwest · · Score: 1

      RP is "rating pending". It's used as a placeholder on trailer videos for games and on game demos to indicate the game is still under development and hasn't been submitted to the ESRB yet. You'll see the same thing on movie trailers for films that are a long way from release; "This film is not yet rated".

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  10. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by QuantumG · · Score: 0

    If someone gives their 7-year-old a copy of Hustler, despite the very obvious MATURE rating in the corner of the front cover, don't blame the ratings, blame the clueless parents.

    What's the difference here? Oh right, it's illegal for a parent to give a copy of Hustler to a 7-year-old child. It's also illegal for a store to sell it to a 7-year-old child. Unlike most states in the US where there is no law to prevent 7-year-old children from entering a store and buying a copy of GTA3 without their parent's knowledge.

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  11. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

    I wonder if that 7-year-old could go buy an R-rated action movie without a parent accompanying him.

  12. How to fund? by Unordained · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two choices:

    - Publishers pay: publishers pick the ratings they want to try to get, they pay to have their game (or movie, or music, or book, or painting, etc.) reviewed. The problem is the conflict of interest: if a rating board is seen as being 'nicer' to companies (per dollar) than others, they'll get the business, creating an incentive to be nicer.

    - Customers pay: removes the conflict of interest to a good degree. The only way I see for this to happen is for third parties to publish a non-free 'guide' to games on the market, listing their ratings for each. These guides could be centralized and cross-referenced by yet another company, also as a non-free guide. Stores could carry the cost of such guides (buy them in bulk, have them available at the counter or on the shelves) and just include the price of the game-rating service into the price of the games they sell.

    In either case, customers can vote with their purchase. If the games they're interested in don't care the certifications they think are good (that is, they've looked into the rules the rating boards use, and picked a few they think are fair), they don't buy the game. That at least creates a (slight) incentive for publishers to get their games rated by as many review boards as they can, whether it costs them or not.

    Should there be a requirement to publish what rating was received, if the publisher disagrees with it? If the review board self-publishes, that could be a problem. If the publisher is the one doing it, it at least physically has the choice not to include the rating on the box. There's also a difference between asking the board for a particular rating and getting a yes/no answer, and just asking the board to assign a rating -- I think it affects how the requirement to publish would affect publishers' willingness to ask.

    Note that all of this could be said of, say, FDA approval. Rather than having a government agency approve foods and drugs, customers could choose to trust (or not trust) each independent review board, and each manufacturer could choose to ask (or not ask) each review board to check their practices, or review boards could themselves decide to review products (particularly if self-published.) After all, shouldn't you be the one deciding whether or not you want to take the risk of using a particular drug or eating a particular food that you might be allergic to?

    There are a lot of areas though where we're:
    a) not willing to trust a multi-party system (but willing to trust a black-box single-party, governmental, system)
    b) not willing to take the time to investigate each rating board, ask around to find out if they're actually reliable, whether or not their ratings seem satisfactory, whether or not there have been 'bad surprises' ... and then check each product for a certification it may or may not have, depending on the publisher/manufacturer's whim.

    But this works with most product reviews already -- no standard label on the box lists the quality of the game, the flavor of the meat, etc. There are, what, hundreds of game-review sites on the 'net, and people seem to pick a few they like and trust, but cross-reference them to avoid bias?

    But hey, from a libertarian standpoint ...

  13. it's already done. by joystickgenie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well yah know, I like the idea of the rating system telling what the rating is for. Things like does the game have violence, sex, drugs use, and profanity. Wouldn't it be nice if those things are printed right on the box?

    Oh yeah they are already doing that, Right next to the one letter ESRB rating. Here let me give you a few examples:

    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Mature (17+)
    Blood and Gore,
    Intense Violence,
    Strong Language,
    Strong Sexual Content,
    Use of Drugs

    The Sims 2

    Teen (13+)
    Crude Humor,
    Sexual Themes,
    Violence

    Halo 2

    Mature (17+)
    Blood and Gore,
    Violence

    God of War

    Mature (17+)
    Blood and Gore,
    Intense Violence,
    Nudity,
    Sexual Themes
    Strong Language

    This really seems like an example of people not paying attention to the rating labels. The extra description for what the title contains has been on games for a very long time now. If you want to know what is in the game read a little more then the big single letter in the rating box. Also each of these extra descriptors are already rated. That's the difference between some violence, violence, and intense violence.

    This stoplight rating system seems like it would be a step in the wrong direction. It would end up giving you less information.

    1. Re:it's already done. by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Well yah know, I like the idea of the rating system telling what the rating is for. Things like does the game have violence, sex, drugs use, and profanity. Wouldn't it be nice if those things are printed right on the box?

      Oh yeah they are already doing that, Right next to the one letter ESRB rating. Here let me give you a few examples:

      [snip]

      This stoplight rating system seems like it would be a step in the wrong direction. It would end up giving you less information.

      Similar things are now included on movie ratings. Before, there was just an [R] label on the box; now, they say [R] (for graphic milk consumption).

      The problem is that there isn't really a standard for choosing those labels, which is why you'll see posters and trailers that say "Rated [PG-13] for intense motorcycle awesomeness" and the like, and the studios get to choose what the label says. I don't know if the story is the same for video games, but I imagine it is.

      Stoplights are probably a bit vague, but standardized descriptors would be very nice, along with an indication of how much a particular element is found in a game. There could be a big "hey, don't let you kids play this / let your kids go nuts, they'll be fine" thing at the top, and something more like a nutrition label under that.

      That would actually be kind of fun... "contains 100% of your daily recommended dose of mutilation and whoring." ;-)

  14. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Good question. As far as I'm aware there's laws against it which are pretty fairly enforced (as the store can be fined if they sell to minors). But letting your kids watch an R rated film is still legal I believe. That's just an example of the age old american way: violence? A-ok. Tits? No way!

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  15. Huh???? by pappy97 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    We can all debate the merits of whether ANY self-regulating group makes sense, but to suggest a self-regulating group step down?

    It's an exercise in futility. The only way to get rid of the ESRB (or render them useless) is to have governmental regulations. Good luck defeating the video game industry's lobby. Other independent groups can put out their own ratings, but good luck trying to get those ratings onto game boxes.

    While we are at it, let's ask the MPAA to step down. (Honestly, I wish the MPAA was eliminated by government regulations...the crap they pull and its effect on market [e.g., "Kiss of Death" NC-17 ratings] is scary)

    But you get my point. You can't get self-regulating bodies to voluntarily step down. They exist to give the government a reason not to step in. The only way to beat the ESRB, MPAA, etc is through government regulation( and perhaps hearings over ALL ratings disputes).

    1. Re:Huh???? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You know, that's a rather hilarious point.

      This entire discussion is completely pointless. The ESRB can keep rating whatever games they want as long as game publishers support them.

      And people have forgotten the reason we rate movies, TV, and games with voluntary ratings is that there are 1st amendment issues if the government were to step in, so no one can make the video game people use any rating system at all, and the fact they already have a system would make it much harder to overcome the 1st amendment issues, as the courts tend to find for the 'least restrictive' means.

      And, no, a few supposed 'issues' aren't going to cut it, when these 'issues' are, respectively, some sexual content in a game rated for 17 year-olds, and Ken and Barbie nudity in a game for kids. (You know, kids can actually buy Ken and Barbie dolls. With a few mods to the actual dolls, they can be a lot more obscene than The Sims.) If there was massive abuse where hardcore porn was rated E, possibly the courts would allow the government to step in, but there isn't.

      It's possible that someone could step in with an extra rating, and either get it on the box or issue labels to stores to put on the box. However...who is going to pay for that? The game publishers already have a system they pay for, they're not getting another.

      This whole article is an excersize in mental masturbation. There is no 'hugely lucrative contract' that someone can 'win'. People who make games, of their own free will, send the games off to be rated. No one makes them do that, no one can make them use another service. ESRB doesn't even have to fight these people.

      And this idiot who thinks he can use 'differing community standards' to fight them is, well, an idiot. That's obscenity he's thinking of, and that has nothing to do with what kids can be exposed to. That's stuff that is so bad it can just be outlawed, period, and no video game, not even Hot Coffee, would qualify. Almost no hardcore porn qualifies.

      If he thinks there is some law that forbids labeling a game for children and putting the word 'shit' in it if the community doesn't approve of that, he's sadly mistaken.

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  16. it isn't the rating system..... by B3AST! · · Score: 0

    the rating system doesn't need changing.....the issue is the game sellers who sell to someone under the specified age.....and also the parents who blindly buy what their kid wants.....

  17. A better solution by hambonewilkins · · Score: 4, Funny
    Every game should ship with an airhorn and a flashing light. Now, bear with me here: low-level games, like, say, Lion King or Mario Sunshine, will flash a green light (the light will be affixed to the top of the box and should be the size of a soda can). The airhorn will let out a mild sound, much like a bike horn when touched. This is warning parents - hey, there might be some jumping or kicking involved, but mostly it is okay.

    For, say, Grand Theft Auto, the game would ship with a giant red light (the size of your head) that flashes like a strobe light. An airhorn, much like those used on a tug boat, will sound when the game is picked up. That way, parents can know - "Hey, warning! I should pay attention to this!"

    Obviously we can't trust parents to see the big letter M on the front or take note of either the game's title or graphics on the box. Parents must just be picking up these boxes and staring straight ahead when they throw them on the counter. My solution of enormous siren/light combo will clearly inform parents and at a minimal cost of $5-25 per box.

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    1. Re:A better solution by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      ...And the retailers can pay for it easily with all the money they make from nine-year-old used games that sell for $40!

    2. Re:A better solution by DarKnyht · · Score: 1

      The problem is not that the parents are too stupid to notice the letters (although there is an issue with that). The real problem is the way the ESRB rates games. They have the publisher send them a video that is supposed to show all the bad stuff in the game, and they show that video to people who decide the ratings. However, with that system what is there to prevent a publisher (such as Rockstar or Simon & Schuster Interactive) from not sending in the content that would get the a higher rating (such as the "hot coffee" mod or the wet T-Shirt codes).

      The simple fact is that the current system is ineffective simply because the people rating the games do not actually play them. Stupid parents will always be a problem, but retarded rating methods can and should be fixed.

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  18. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by masterzora · · Score: 1
    From http://www.filmratings.com/questions.htm:

    Is the rating system a law?
    No, the rating system is strictly voluntary and carries no force of law

    and

    Who enforces the ratings? While the decision to enforce the rating system is purely voluntary, the National Association of Theatre Owners estimate that the majority of theaters observe the Classification and Rating Administration's guidelines

    Sounds pretty clear to me that the ratings are not enforced by law in any way. This includes the actual rating of the movies and the actual enforcement of the ratings.

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  19. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. So you let kids into R-rated movies in the US? No wonder Hillary Clinton is on a crusade.

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  20. Nice If they considered... by drakethegreat · · Score: 1

    It would be awesome if someone actually could sell a game with nudity in it these days. I remember back when Duke Nukem 3D was out and there wasn't any coverage but recently with the video game industry becoming increasingly mainstream we have a ban on all nudity.

    A video game containing but not allowing access to nudity (GTA) is switched to adult cause of some boobs and therefore EVERYONE BANS ITS SALE until there is a new version. So apparently the british can see tits on TV but we can't allow a 17+ mature only game from including it. Let alone we can't even sell it if its adult only (18+)!

    Of course its all in our imagination that video games are being targetted. California banning violent video games for minors is so normal. Cause you know I never noticed that bond movies were rated PG-13 and contained violence.

    Its all in the heads of the video game industry! They are being treated fairly ;-)

    1. Re:Nice If they considered... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      It would be awesome if someone actually could sell a game with nudity in it these days. I remember back when Duke Nukem 3D was out and there wasn't any coverage but recently with the video game industry becoming increasingly mainstream we have a ban on all nudity.
      That game allegedly had parental lock - there were also locked versions sold at WalMart and Australia.

      There was also a parental lock option available, meant to satisify complaints (but interfered with gameplay: the affected items were invisible but still blocked the player). This was acceptable, although as computers at the time couldn't normally be locked down for it to be ultimatly useful.

      That, and it was considered leading edge - it was considered good to have the game at the time, as it meant your system was powerful.
  21. Detailed ratings are behind glass by tepples · · Score: 1

    which is why they say, right there under the rating, what it's rated for, just like under the rating for a movie.

    Problem is that the detailed ratings for movies and games are on the back of the box, but at (for example) Target, Wal-Mart, and Meijer stores, game boxes are behind locked glass and cannot be rotated to read the detailed rating, unlike movie boxes.

    1. Re:Detailed ratings are behind glass by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      Good point. But how will this make the other rating system work any better?

    2. Re:Detailed ratings are behind glass by joystickgenie · · Score: 1

      That is very true. The ratings are labeled on the back of the box and stores have to put the games behind glass for security purposes because it is too susceptible of a target for shoplifting.

      Putting the rating label on the front of the box would be a good idea to elevate this problem.

      Of course once you ask the employee to open the case for you, you can look at that back and tell them to put it back if you don't agree with the games content.

      Another option is going to shop at EB, Gamestop or other game specific stores. In game specific store the majority of game boxes are out on display on the floor where the buyer can look at both sides of the box and the game disks are kept under lock at the register. When you purchase the game they put the game disk in the case and give it to you. That way you can see the ratings without having to ask for employee assistance.

    3. Re:Detailed ratings are behind glass by StocDred · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course once you ask the employee to open the case for you, you can look at that back and tell them to put it back if you don't agree with the games content.

      Yes, but most good American parents would prefer not to actually touch a video game box, for fear it might instantly corrupt them. It's better to just ban them all and get kids back to playing with hula hoops or something.

  22. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by masterzora · · Score: 1

    Well, sorta. Theatres generally don't sell the tickets to kids, but kids can generally get in with a ticket (on the assumption that an adult responsible for the child bought the ticket). Generally speaking, theatres trying to keep up good appearances (most of them) won't allow kids in.

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  23. Locked glass door by tepples · · Score: 1

    But in too many stores, all that a parent can see is "EA Games The Sims 2 for PlayStation 2, rated Teen (13+)" because "Crude Humor, Sexual Themes, Violence" is on the back of the box, which is behind a locked glass door.

    1. Re:Locked glass door by joystickgenie · · Score: 1

      You don't buy the game while it is still behind the glass door. The employee will open the door and hand you the game before you purchase it and at this point you can turn it over and read.

  24. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but scumbag theatre owners who don't give a shit are free to sell tickets to minors. Great system.

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  25. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by masterzora · · Score: 1

    Considering how people generally don't (most people still think it's a law anyway), I'd say it is a great system. It's working quite well, even if it doesn't sound like it would.

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  26. PSV? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Profanity Sex Violence (PSV) Ratings differ from the ESRB in that they... ...are inspired by the BTK killer?

    Next thing you know we'll be listening to nothing but commercial jingles on the radio and eating at Taco Bell.

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  27. shut the fuck up, really by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    The ESRB is an organisation funded by the gaming industry to rate their games how they pay them to rate them.

    Would you stop spouting this unsubstantiated nonsense, please? It seems clear from all the discussions you participate in regarding gaming, you are not really very involved in the gaming community, and you go on spouting this conspiracy theory bullshit.

    Nothing infuriates me more than people who want to interfere with other people so much, especially when they are seemingly so far removed. Really, do shut the fuck up.

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    1. Re:shut the fuck up, really by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yep, you're so into freedom you are willing to silence others to prove it. Genius.

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    2. Re:shut the fuck up, really by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson? Is that you?

  28. Patience? by tepples · · Score: 0

    The employee will open the door and hand you the game before you purchase it and at this point you can turn it over and read.

    But how many game boxes will the employee let the customer look at before the employee becomes impatient and/or suspicious?

    1. Re:Patience? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Then don't fucking shop there.

      Honestly, people, is that so difficult? Don't put up with stores that put things behind glass and then get annoyed when you want to look at them.

      They can either a) stop putting them behind glass, b) not mind when you ask to see them before giving them money, or c) lose a customer.

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  29. what if by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    And what if, while the parent was reading the back of the box, z0mfg, a child molesticator snatched their child and did things to him/her?!!!!!! And what if, the police can't get the child back because the parent and the store clerk were still looking at the back of the box, because that takes long time(!!!!!!) and didn't see the molestorz0rz face!!!!

    THINK OF THE MOTHER FUCKING CHILDREN!! IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US, YOU ARE IS WIT H THE MOLEST!!!

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  30. GENIUS!!! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Willing to silence? Uhm, no; me telling you to shut the fuck up doesn't come with the threat of force. I am simply being an asshole. You, OTOH, would err on the side of USING FORCE OF LAW and interfering with other peoples' lives and livlihood. That sort of thing generally pisses a lot of people off.

    And your conspiracy theory nonsense about EA being involved with selling porn to minors, possibly even child porn(yes, folks, scan back through his posts to find the reference, if you feel so inclined) grows tiring. Especially when there are, real, actual nefarious things afoot in the world.

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    1. Re:GENIUS!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      They're not selling porn, they're complacent in the selling of porn and they're profiting from it. They have the means to stop these people and they're doing nothing.

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    2. Re:GENIUS!!! by cgenman · · Score: 1

      At the risk of getting it all back on a rational level, the ESRB is a group of people that sits in a room and watches a video of the "worst" parts of a game, reads a description of it, and decides what they think it should be. They don't have published standards, really, but go on "feel."

      I wish they could be bought: it would help keep publishers from overreacting to the oddest things when creating games. "No the character can't shoot milk out of their nose when laughing in the cafeteria scene. What would the ESRB think of that?"

      But I have yet to see them abuse their power, or "sell out." The closest one that might be underrated is Manhunt, but that's no worse than what you see in an R-rated slasher flick.

      I have never seen the ESRB give an M rating to porn. As you're not the first person to say that, can you cite specifics? Specifics beyond, say, how 7-11 is complacent in the selling of porn. Or the local government is complacent in the selling of porn. Or how you and I are complacent in the selling of porn because we're not out picketing 7-11 right now.

      And for that matter, can you recommend a porn game with national distribution? I have yet to find one, and I've looked all over Walmart and Electronics Boutique.

    3. Re:GENIUS!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      The 7-11 isn't complacent in the selling of porn, they do sell porn. The local government and you and I don't profit from the selling of porn. EA profits from pornographic mods to their game and they don't do anything to stop the people who are selling pornographic mods to their game, even though they have the power to do so. That makes them complacent and responsible. As a simple matter of trademark law I could probably get away with making a game called The Sims 3 and they wouldn't have a leg to stand on as they have failed to defend their trademark. So not only are their action unethical because they're profiting from porn and not declaring it, but because they're not acting in the best interests of their shareholders by defending their trademark.

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    4. Re:GENIUS!!! by Danse · · Score: 1

      and they don't do anything to stop the people who are selling pornographic mods to their game,

      Who, exactly, is selling pornographic mods? And how exactly would EA have the power to stop them if someone were?

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    5. Re:GENIUS!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to link to porn sites on Slashdot. Go google. How would they stop them? Uhhh, it's a violation of the EULA to sell mods. They also happen to be advertising these mods by using The Sims trademark. The fact that EA isn't defending their trademark will probably get them into serious trouble with their shareholders anyway.

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    6. Re:GENIUS!!! by Danse · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to link to porn sites on Slashdot. Go google.

      Yeah, because Slashdot is just a bastion of wholesomeness and light, right? I did google it. Which is why I was asking. I found lots of people talking about making a porn mod or wishing there was one, but no links to any actual porn mod, let alone one that was for sale. So again, is someone actually selling one, or are you talking out of your ass?

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    7. Re:GENIUS!!! by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Uhhh, it's a violation of the EULA to sell mods.

      So you say that people are selling mods for the game? And you also claim and seems to know that those selling it (shop? person) for some strange reason has also agreed to that specific EULA? If not, they can't violate it to start with, and shops for example tend to not go arround agreeing to EULAs just for fun.

      >They also happen to be advertising these mods by using The Sims
      >trademark.

      So? Using a trademark is not nessecarilly a trademark infringement. If you make something that works together with a specific game (for example), you can of course say that. Similary if you make for example something that works in a Ford car, you can state that and so on. Since you don't even provide any link or info, it is impossible to tell how they used thew trademark. In the same way we can write The Sims here as we talk about the game, even if we were doing it for profit for some strange reason.

    8. Re:GENIUS!!! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      They have the means to stop these people and they're doing nothing.

      How? Please, enlighten us. Should EA cripple their games to prevent people from extending them in new and cool ways because someone might make "clothes" for the characters that make them look naked?

      Or should EA add a "magical nudity detector" that would automatically scan every module looking for things that look naked?

      Maybe you'd personally volunteer to spend 16 hours a day with the rest of their programmers to manually check every single module anyone ever produces, to make sure that none of them contain any nudity?

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    9. Re:GENIUS!!! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      The local government and you and I don't profit from the selling of porn.

      Thats right, because when I walk into a 7-11 the only items in the store that doesn't have sales tax are their copies of Playboy.

      failed to defend their trademark

      From what? Did someone make a game and call it "the sims" while I was asleep last night?

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    10. Re:GENIUS!!! by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to link to porn sites on Slashdot.

      You're probably the first, but I'll respect that.

      How would they stop them? Uhhh, it's a violation of the EULA to sell mods.

      Considering that EA releases tools directly to do modding on The Sims, I highly doubt it against the EULA to make mods. There may be some argument about selling them, but that would be near impossible to enforce, and probably tossed out in court very quickly. Besides which, most of the "nude" mods are released for free.

      They also happen to be advertising these mods by using The Sims trademark.

      And? It isn't trademark infringement for me to say that my product interacts with someone else's product. I'll need to have a disclaimer somewhere which states that I am not affiliated with them and that the trademarks are wholly owned by the other company, but I can still name them by name.

      The fact that EA isn't defending their trademark will probably get them into serious trouble with their shareholders anyway.

      I think their shareholders would be happy that the company isn't throwning money away fighting frivilous lawsuits, and possible opening itself up to counter-suits. There really isn't anything actionable about parody mods. Disney has been fighting parodies for a long time, and lost at every turn. If Disney can't win, do you really think EA is going to fare any better? Parody, even that which is sexual in nature, has a history of being protected speech.

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  31. Good idea by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    This is a good idea. Describing the types of violence/mayhem/sex/etc. in games would go farther to inform parents of what they are buying their kids. Unfortunatly, as most of us know, a lot of parents can't be trusted to be "informed" and other gibberish like that. So what we need to do is take this PSV and attach some sort of suggested age. You know, "This game has comic mischief, but no dirty words or sex. Best for kids ages 10 and up, in general."

    That way, parents would get a better idea by just comparing the suggested age with their kid's current age, and then look at the other items individually. (Unfortunatly, they probably won't know what their kid can handle and will probably give it to him/her anyway. After all, parental responsibility is SO early 90s.)

    I highly back this and...

    Wait, why does that sound familiar...

  32. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    Oh right, it's illegal for a parent to give a copy of Hustler to a 7-year-old child.
    Is it really? While I wouldn't advocate giving porn to 7 year olds, there's very definitely something that doesn't sound right about there being a law telling parents what type of content is ok to pass by their children.
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  33. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, yeah, it's a big debate. On the one hand you've got responsible parents who declare they should be free to raise their kids as they see fit. On the other hand you've got parents who starve their kids, lock em in closets, hit em with things, force them to watch porn and even rape them. They have the right to raise their kids as they see fit right? No? Well which is it? Not only is the child's welfare at stake, there's also the affect this child will have on society when it grows up.

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  34. Why only one? by Kris_J · · Score: 0

    Why can't we have a whole heap of ratings systems so that people can choose the one that most closely matches their own morals and tastes? In an age where people can download products before they're officially released, would it really be so hard for more than one ratings system to provide information about new and upcoming games on a website or via some sort of subscription service?

  35. Just a minute... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For example, the movie, Minority Report, carries red for violence and profanity and yellow for sex.

    For all I try I simply can't remember anything close to sex in that film. They had nude female bodies, yes, but they were lying in a pool hooked up to machinery. Only someone who's totally perverted anyway would even think the word "sex" upon seeing the Precog's Temple. Other than that, I don't even recall a kissing scene.

    Let's not hand these people our video games until they can get their damned facts straight.

    1. Re:Just a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For most parents sex == nudity.

    2. Re:Just a minute... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      They weren't even nude, they were almost fully clothed (arms and head weren't covered) in a skintight spandex-ish type of material. There was some sexual content in the beginning with the woman cheating on her husband, but it's not like it was something from Vivid Video.

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  36. The ESRB should step aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the government shouldn't raise your kids for you.

    1. Re:The ESRB should step aside by drg8000 · · Score: 1

      Ill Second that! People should decide or not decide what to do for their kids, its not the governments job!

  37. Replacing one informational non-binding scheme... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    ...with another. I'm not entirely sure what that's going to accomplish; there's still going to be very little legal clarity regarding who's responsible if a minor is sold a violent game or is bought one by a parent/guardian.

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  38. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No, hold on. We weren't talking about doing absolutely anything to children. We were talking about allowing a child to see a pornographic magazine. Actually, I find it remarkable you'd conflate the two. Locking a kid in a basement or raping them is the same as showing them a picture of naked boobies? Huh? How did you come to that conclusion?

    There's no debate whatsoever about physically abusing children. But you're telling me there's an actual law dictating what parents are allowed to show their children. I'm finding that hard to believe, and I'm not sure it's a good idea.

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  39. Traffic Light good, ESRB better. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest most people outside of the games industry are morons.

    They believe Hot Coffee is horrendous and all. The fact is that code was NOT available in the retail package, a mod had to be used for it. There's about a million mods for Morrowind, each one can change the experience up from making it more mild, to making it M (the "real body" setup for instance adds nudity... There is a cat fighting mod, and others) This doesn't change the original rating of the game and it shouldn't! ESRB understands that code available in the pure form in the retail package is what they grade NOT the potential for mods.

    If one was to do potential mods no game would be under a M because I bet if We wanted We could make a dildo, a hatchet and racial slurs in every game out there if I really wanted to. Sims 2? I can easily mess with that game, Morrowind? check. GTA? oh yeah. hell go back farther, Half-life? Never Winter Nights? Quake even? yeah, they are all modable to an extent and you can make them more mature.

    But the point is this. The ESRB understands this, the only reason they upgraded this game's rating is because of the public outcry and pressure from Washington. However the ESRB also understands at least how the games work. If we want an independant group, we'll get either people like Jack Thompson, or people like those concerned mothers who actually have no knowledge about what their kids do. "Little johnie is learning about sex from GTA! Take two must be perverts" (If you can't find three errors in that sentance, then you must not know her kid's name is Jimmy, what a caring parent)

    I also would welcome a traffic light system, however it needs to be clear and easy to understand like these games are, we get exactly the problems with the games on the back cover, but grading on those is better then generic M or It'd just let us know if I'm getting my daily recommended hard core violence fills.

    Personally I don't care about ratings, I'm 24, so even when games get M I just sigh because I've seen too many gorefests that just had no substance, maybe if they put a score on it to say how fun it was I'd be interested, and by that I mean REAL fun not that magazine bullshit of "We like this game". But alas that's impossible (personally some of my favorite games are ones I can just enjoy the game casually like Ratchet and Clank, Katamari Damacy, and Shadows of the Colossus. GTA and morrowind are both up there as well.)

  40. All sex/violence not created equal by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do they determine what's "more" violent? "More" sexually explicit? What's "better" for kids?

    Some examples from other forms of entertainment:

    Will the biases of the review board come out? I saw one television show that claimed to have "strong sexual content" and the only sexual content was two men kissing - and yet I've never seen *any* kind of "sexual content" warning, strong or otherwise, on shows where the equivalent (and more, really) heterosexual behavior is taking place.

    What about with violence? "The Passion of the Christ" was basically just a snuff film to anyone who isn't Christian, and yet, because it was Jesus in there, it's okay. And then compare that to any run of the mill kill fest flick, and see how people complain about the violence, even though it's so much less than the torture doled out on screen in TPotC.

    What about stuff like the South Park movie? Originally it was going to be given some absurd rating because of a few things - like the original title was "South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose" which got changed to the (somehow less "adult") title of Bigger, Longer and Uncut (which is only less adult if you're a fucking moron). In the "making of" extras, the creators were joking about how they took every complaint the ratings people had, made it 10x dirtier but *slightly* more subtle, and put it back in... And eventually got a lower rating because, basically, the board didn't get the jokes. (Not that I mind - I'm glad it had as wide an audience as possible because I do think the message was one worth spreading)

    To me, I think it is enough to say "Sex, Violence, Drugs" or whatever and leave it at that. Trying to rank what's "worse" - consensual anal sex onscreen or obscured non consensual sex - eating another human being or hundreds of people being blown up in a battle on a beach - two men kissing, or a straight couple doing everything but fucking on-screen - is best left up to the individual.

    This board thing is purely a political move. People are trying to show that they're doing something, even if that something is just a waste of time. The old ratings system was fine - just like any system, it didn't deal with people trying to get around it in unforseen ways.

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    1. Re:All sex/violence not created equal by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      >What about with violence? "The Passion of the Christ" was basically just a snuff film to anyone who
      >isn't Christian, and yet, because it was Jesus in there, it's okay. And then compare that to any run
      >of the mill kill fest flick, and see how people complain about the violence, even though it's so
      >much less than the torture doled out on screen in TPotC.

      Actually, I'm a Christian and I take a great deal of offense over the "Passion of the Christ" movie myself.. it's obvious, to me at least, that Gibson did *not* make the movie for purely religious reasons.. or, I should be more specific, not for christian religious ideas.
      And I certainly ought to mention that the movie is a whole lot more catholic than it is protestant, and protestants are Christians too, so any protestant ought to be complaining about that already.
      On the other hand, let's take a movie like Schindler's List (World War 2); if that movie had been made without a story line, purely so that they could grovel in the violence and nudity aspects, I would certainly condone being a whole lot more critical of it; but the movie had a *point*.
      No, I wouldn't let my kids watch it (you know, not till they're like 18). But I'd still rather watch a movie that had violence and nudity in it, but *had a point*, than a movie with violence and nudity simply for the sake of violence and nudity.
      The same goes for games.

      But, to get back on topic, I agree with the general idea of what you're saying.
      A parent/guardian *should* have the primary responsibility for what their kids are doing; that's why they're called "guardian". Sure, kids might be able to go and get a part time job and buy their own game which their parents already told them not to go buy. But it's an entirely different matter if the parents can't be bothered to do anything more than check the letter on the front of the box. It's a whole lot worse if they don't even do that. The GTA box said M, 17+; so why on earth would you get it for your 14 year old in the first place? One year, from 17 to 18, reall isn't making all that much of a difference.
      Okay, so some people might not understand the ESRB ratings.
      So what?
      So, go and learn!
      It's your kids you're buying the games for - don't you care enough to at least find out how the current rating system works, and use it to your advantage?
      If I was a carpenter, I'd be sure to find out how saws an hammers work before I'd use them.
      If my job is to raise my kids (which as a parent, it is), then I'll make sure I use the available tools to help me out in any way they can.
      No, maybe I won't actually have the time to play every game myself in order to find out what's in it (just as I wouln't have time to read through every book my kid might want to read, before they read it - and that's an even worse situation, come to think of it.. books don't even have ratings on the fronts! but, let's not even go there at this point :p), but for goodness sake, they already have letters on the box - if it says 17+ and I buy it for my 12 year old, only later to find that it has things in it that I didn't want my 12 year old seeing, then it's just as much my fault for getting him a game rated 3 years over his head as it is the rating system's fault for supposedly rating the game a year younger than they should have.

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    2. Re:All sex/violence not created equal by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      Err, I mean, 5 years over his head :)

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  41. Uniform Ratings by WebScud · · Score: 0

    I think there just needs to be a uniform rating system for music, movies, TV, and games, radio -- pretty much any type of media. (Save the interent.)

  42. Why not adopt the movie system? by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

    Why not simply label games G, PG, PG13, R and NC-17? EVERYBODY is familiar with the movie ratings, and even those include descriptors now. It seems so simple, because parents will then know to compare an R rated game to an R rated movie, and they are probably familiar with the content contained in such a film. With the descriptors, certanly there would be much less confusion.

  43. I'm surprised that no one has noticed... by Turken · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, it is basically saying that another company - Media Data Corporation - believes that they can do a better job of rating games than the ESRB currently does.

    The quote that really turns me off of MDC's "stoplight" idea is where the Next Generation author notes "Apart from a desire to take over what would be a hugely lucrative contract, we wanted to know what David Kinney, head of MDC, had against ESRB's way of working..." (emphasis mine)

    The autor just nailed this new rating scheme on the head. The "stoplight" proposal really isn't anything newer or better than what is being used by the ESRB now. It's simply that this particular company wants all the alleged "payoff money" for themselves!

    It looks to me like the folks at MDC are just being greedy and hypocritical. As far as I'm concerned, the ESRB rating are good enough as is. Like many other posters here have stated, it only takes a parent a few seconds to look at the ratings label on the front, the label on the back, and the artwork/screenshots on the box to see how (in)appropriate a game is. If a parent can't be spared the whole 30 seconds it takes to read the obvious warnings, then they shouldn't be allowed to complain when they find that their kids are playing objectionable games.

  44. Yknow what I find sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what I find sad, is how violence in this country is more acceptable than sex. Its pathetic that people have that view, what are we built for afterall? isnt the point of human existance, survival? So were going to fix the problem of videogames by telling kids that sex is naughty and dirty and that violence is ok? I personally dont have a problem with either, I think kids need to know what this world is really like and be prepared to adapt to it with the best of grace. However, if somebody brings up the arguement that sex in a videogame is worse than violence, they are simply....flawed.

  45. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Is it really? While I wouldn't advocate giving porn to 7 year olds, there's very definitely something that doesn't sound right about there being a law telling parents what type of content is ok to pass by their children.

    As far as I know, there's nothing of the sort.

  46. The "Jack Thompson" scheme by DavidLeblond · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously we should adopt a "Jack Thompson" scheme. This is where the rating is replaced with a letter representing which social outcast the game turns you into.

    For instance, Grand Theft Auto would be rated "CK" for Cop Killer.
    Sims 2 would simply be rated "P" for Pedophile.
    Seeing how Doom 3 is a murder simulator, it would obviously get an "M" rating.
    Lego Starwars would be rated "W" for Whore. Why? Well because P for Prostitute was already taken!

    1. Re:The "Jack Thompson" scheme by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      You-know-who was also suggesting "suicide simulators" as a category.

      In this game, most of the scenes in Episodes 2-3 are fatal unless you manage to kill the bandit on the one and only exact frame - usually, from the device that was used to try to kill the bandit.

      I suggest the letter 'S' - although it will be confused with "Super" in the same way 'M' gets confused with "Masterful".

  47. Different rating system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean that we might actually see some games with more violence and profanity being that it's catered more to our age group?

  48. This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, because parents were irresponsible and paid zero attention to the ratings, the ratings are at fault? Most stores I go to have a sign explaining the ratings. All games have the ratings in the same place, large enough to see. Commercials for games almost always show the ratings. The game ratings are, in fact, MORE informational and specific than movie ratings currently are.

    Parents are just irresponsible and incompetent. The ratings are fine.

  49. MPAA doesn't allow others to use their ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please Don't Call It a G-Rated Dispute - And most likely the ESRB doesn't want to pay money to the MPAA just for the "privledge" of using their rating system. Besides, if you don't know what "M" means, just look at the print under it that says "Mature 17+" to describe it. The local stores around here also have big ESRB posters or cardboard displays describing the ratings as well. How much more simplier does it need to be?

  50. Measuring sexual explicitness is easy by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1

    You can measure it completely objectively. You just get a bunch of guys to watch the screen standing naked and measure the average angle. A droopy -90 degrees means no sexual content, 0 is medium, ranging up to a proud upstanding maximum of 90 for hot! hot! hot!

  51. Re:Yeah, like it will change anything by tuzzyfoad · · Score: 1
    What's the difference here? Oh right, it's illegal for a parent to give a copy of Hustler to a 7-year-old child. It's also illegal for a store to sell it to a 7-year-old child. Unlike most states in the US where there is no law to prevent 7-year-old children from entering a store and buying a copy of GTA3 without their parent's knowledge.
    I'm not sure I understand your point. Making it Illegal to sell games to kids based on existing or newly adopted ratings standards will change nothing at all. The problem has never been about stores selling games to minors. Sure, stores like WalMart, GameStop, etc. *shouldn't* sell them to kids(and most don't, at least in my experience), but it happens from time to time. The result of these kids playing these games: Nothing. There's been zero evidence to support any claims by any of those groups(or people like Jack) who like to pretend that video games are the reason for *every* crime ever committed by a child.

    The REAL problem lies in asshat parents/grandparents who buy these games for their children then hear about the Hot Coffee Mod or hack to remove nudity dithering in Sims 2. They screan and yell about how children are being trained how to murder, rape and pillage(even though nobody is), demanding that the government step in and take over thier parenting responsibilities.

    If it suddenly became *illegal* to sell certain games to children, absolutely nothing would change. Retarded parent would still buy the games for their kids, regardless(or due to) ever-changing ratings systems printed all over the boxes. Then they'll scream and yell some more. It will eventually get to the point where you won't be able to buy any games whatsoever due to Stores not willing to face the criminal charges brought against them when some religious nut finds out that Billy is playing with naked animal avatars in ToonTown.

    This BS needs to be stopped now. There's nothing wrong with the current Rating system. Changing it will only confuse parents who don't even know how to turn on a PS2. Media outlets need to be held accountable for the lies and idiocy they report to the non-gamer masses.