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Wilma the Capacitor and Particle Accelerator

Sterling D. Allan writes "In a story at the new Open Source Energy Network site, Paul Noel says: "Energetically speaking, the vortex that forms in these storms is also a natural particle accelerator, and a massive capacitor bank. As the harmonic circuit develops, it resonates acoustically and functions as a capacitor, extracting the heat from the storm and transmitting it away. Without this electrical circuit, the storm would fail almost instantly due to the accumulation of heat from condensation of water." He also asserts that understanding these phenomena better could help us harness the power of nature, seen and unseen."

238 comments

  1. Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by SpeedyGonz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    before they do any damage to us: Detonating an EMP bomb inside?

    1. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      before they do any damage to us: Detonating an EMP bomb inside?

      Yeah, let's stop hurricanes with nukes!

    2. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Informative

      there are ways to generate electromagnetic pulses without nukes.... not as powerful, but EMPs nonetheless

      I can't find the original Popular Science article about it, but the most basic design is an electro-magnet wound around an aluminium tube, with an antenna at the opposite end of the detonator

    3. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with dynamite inside the tube, of course

    4. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by jeanicinq · · Score: 1

      EMP or not... Why hasn't the government spent any of it money to destroy hurricanes while they are offshore; instead, they just sit back and watch the destruction. FEMA, SBA, and other agencies make big time bank like billions of dollars for every disaster because people pay to finance or refinance through presidentially declared disaster situations.

    5. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by baronvonwalz · · Score: 0

      Uh, because Weather Control is illegal under the Geneva Conventions.

    6. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by gzunk · · Score: 1

      Haven't got the links to hand, but essentially because it's currently impossible to destroy hurricanes. The amount of energy involved in a typical hurricane dwarfs the energy in nuclear weapons, and blowing up a 50 megaton bomb in the middle of a hurricane wouldn't actually make a difference.

    7. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Brazilian+Joe · · Score: 1

      Actually, with tooth paste, a swiss army knife and some dental floss you can do a much more powerful explosive.

    8. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      blowing up a 50 megaton bomb in the middle of a hurricane wouldn't actually make a difference.

      Sure it would. Not only would it vaporize a lot of water, giving the hurricane a boost, but it would also irradiate said water, making those 60 m/s winds with heavy rainfall into 60 m/s radiactive wind and heavy raifall. In short, it would be the dumbest thing one could possibly do.

      Which gets us back to the grandparents question: why hasn't the US government tried it ?-)

      Sorry, couldn't resist...

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    9. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that just add energy to it?

      I'd think we'd want to suck out as much energy as we could. Either that or just chill the storm somehow but the energy required would be huge and the net effect would probably bring on a quick ice age.

      Maybe swarms of flying nano-bots are the solution. A large enough mass of them would disrupt the flow of warm water vapor. Therefore it would deny the storm the energy needed. Of course we're still a ways off from effective use of nano-bots but I can dream.

    10. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by utnow · · Score: 0, Troll

      Assuming it was determined to be effective, I think this would be a pretty good peaceful use for them... What's your objection to saving lives with this technology?

    11. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Radioactive fallout + Giant storm system that sends clouds across half the country.

      You are right. Nothing bad could come of this.

    12. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and blowing up a 50 megaton bomb in the middle of a hurricane wouldn't actually make a difference.

      But, it would look really cool. Who cares if it works? It may even become the most downloaded video on the internet! Better than "death by horse cock", even!

      I wonder what horse cock would do to a hurricane?

    13. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by utnow · · Score: 1

      yes... since the bomb would be used... as is... with no modifications to suit this particular use and it's related hazards.

      I think we still use airplanes with 12 wings and fan-belt driven hand-started propellors to fly 300+ people across the atlantic too!

      Do we also use pots of acid as telephones?

      Are batteries still massive pillars weighing many pounds?

      Do lightbulbs still last only a few hours?

      I'm pretty sure I also used the phrase "if this was determined to be effective". And just for the record "effecive" was used to mean "stops/slows the storm without giving everyone on the planet cancer".

    14. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's McGyver when you need him . . .

    15. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 1

      Actually we were experimenting with it, but then I think... during the Geneva convention they decided it should be illegal to use natural phenomena (man made hurricanes, earthquakes, and the like) as weapons.

      For some reason attempting to blow hurricanes apart fell under this as something they didn't want us to do.

      Though, they were having good luck I hear with blowing bombs up over the hurricanes... it disrupted the air pressures within the hurricane... I forget how though.

    16. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Do we also use pots of acid as telephones?

      No, they test for that where I work.

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    17. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They did try it was called Project Storm Fury

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Stormfury

    18. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the laugh :~)

    19. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      EMP or not... Why hasn't the government spent any of it money to destroy hurricanes while they are offshore; instead, they just sit back and watch the destruction.

      The National Hurricane Center covers reasons why these attempts aren't made in their FAQ. Specifically, section C, Tropical Cyclone Modification and Myths. In short, as other posters mentioned, the government tried with Project Stormfury, which was determined to be a failure for a couple reasons. Given the size and energy of these storms, pretty much any other idea people have come up with just isn't feasible.

    20. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      When did posts like this become the norm? This used to be a site where people knew what they were talking about, not all that long ago. Sure, they were often stubborn headed ass-hats, but they still had a basic understanding of the universe in which we lived.

      Please, oh mighty poster of electromagnets... Tell us how you are going to impart enough energy to an electromagnet and equal, or surpass the amount of energy described by E=mc^2 from a non mass to energy reaction.

      Basic field theory, along with a rudimentary understanding of vector equations, should be more than enough to tell you that the magnitude of the EMP needed to even remotely impact a hurricane cannot come from your 'electromagnet', unless of course you used a nuclear mass-energy explosion to generate the power input. And in that case, your electromagent really becomes a useless appendage in the experiment.

      And who said the American Education system wasnt up to par?

    21. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . . by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      Sure it would. Not only would it vaporize a lot of water, giving the hurricane a boost, but it would also irradiate said water, making those 60 m/s winds with heavy rainfall into 60 m/s radiactive wind and heavy raifall. In short, it would be the dumbest thing one could possibly do.

      To get around this problem they will wait until the hurricane is over land before dropping the nuke!

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  2. Wow by TheoGB · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we could actually find a use for this greenhouse effect we're generating.

    Of course, once we use this cheap power we stop making greenhouse gases and our power source dies.

    D'oh!

    (But no, this is very cool.)

    1. Re:Wow by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're assuming that the hurricanes are caused by the greenhouse effect. That's quite a leap of faith, in my opinion. We have recently had quite a few hurricanes, but there have been periods in the past where they have been just as bad. If I recall correctly, the year with the record for hurricanes before 2005 happened before weather sats existed, so there were almost certainly storms that were not counted on that year.

      And more on topic, I think the big deal would be the ability to stop hurricanes by stopping the electric circulation within them. I can think of hundreds of people who used to be alive in new orleans that would have been alive today with that technology.

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    2. Re:Wow by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry, I was being vaguely flippant with that remark and there's certainly very shaky evidence that it's down to climate change.

      Unless you live in 'Day After Tomorrow' land where an Ice Age is more like an Ice Afternoon, so quickly does it happen. :-D

    3. Re:Wow by tdemark · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse the Greenhouse Effect (good) with Global Warming (bad).

    4. Re:Wow by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the hurricanes are caused by the greenhouse effect. That's quite a leap of faith, in my opinion.

      While they may not be caused by it, it is blindingly obvious that they are made STRONGER by it. I mean, how could a phenomenon that is fundamentally caused by evaporating hot seawater (and can only occur where water temperatures are above a certain level) NOT be boosted by an increase in temperature?

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    5. Re:Wow by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Hmm. But isn't the whole point that global warming is caused by the greenhouse effect, which is caused by the change to the atmosphere?

      Oh well, I'm not really an expert. I'm physicist, Jim, not a climatologist.

      Err...

      Theo

    6. Re:Wow by Ignignot · · Score: 1

      The same increase in sea water temperature could be countered by a similar increase in air temperature. If both the sea temperature and the air temperature increase by the same amount, then the efficiency of the hurricane would actually lower, causing it to reduce in power. (This is because hurricanes act like a perfect heat engine, whose efficiency is well understood)

      Of course I'm just pulling that scenario out of my ass, but the bottom line is that things like hurricanes are complicated and things like weather are extremely hard to model,

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    7. Re:Wow by stuckinarut · · Score: 1

      We've always had a greenhouse effect thankfully or none of us would even be here. The greenhouse gases do a fantastic job of trapping the sun's energy to keep our planet at the ideal temperature for life. The real problem is that we're accelerating the greenhouse effect massively because of the rapid rise in greenhouse gas emissions over the previous centuary and well into the next unless some fundamental change occurs

      It has struck me that even with unlimited renewable carbon-neutral energy for us all to use, that energy will still dissipate to heat and excessive use will heat our planet from the inside anyway.

    8. Re:Wow by stuckinarut · · Score: 1

      Just thought that as long as the energy comes from geo sources your extracting energy from the environment so dissipating it back as heat won't affect the overall energy budget. If we go nuclear then that will be an external source of energy and the dissipated heat will be added to the overall geo-energy budget and possibly make hurricanes worse. (apologies I don't know the correct terminology - someone care to help?)

    9. Re:Wow by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Well yes.

      To be honest I'm a bit surprised at the comments raised here: I took it as read that everyone had been taught all this stuff ad-infinitum at school, but it's probably because I went a liberal wishy-washy inner-London right-on sort of comprehensive.

      Basically my initial remark was nothing more than a rather poor attempt at humour at the idea that the concept of using a hurricane as an energy source was a negative feedback (I think?) system. A touch of fairly poor irony.

      I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :-D

    10. Re:Wow by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      "If I recall correctly, the year with the record for hurricanes before 2005 happened before weather sats existed, so there were almost certainly storms that were not counted "

      The Atlantic has been a busy place for over 100yrs, I don't think the weather geeks missed too many big storms in the last century just because they didn't have satellites.

      The GW aspect is not about the frequency of storms but rather the total amount of energy they contain, although given enough energy more storms could be expected to reach hurricane status. There is no hard evidence that the frequency is trending upwards (the frequency increase over the last few years is on too short a time scale to be significant). However there is good evidence that the total energy over the last 30 yrs has steadily increased but as far as I know the jury is still diliberating.

      If you look back over the last 30yrs or so at reports such as from the IPCC and many other credible publications before it, you will find a plethora of predictions. Many of these predictions have already been verified by observation, unfortunately they have occured much sooner than the scientific establishment thought they would.

      As an example, 10yrs ago the GHG feedback loop from melting permafrost was thought to be at least 50yrs away (if it happened at all). Recently one of those weather satelites observed this process over Siberria. A higher frequency of extreme weather has also been a long standing prediction, but you are technically correct, just because it waddles and quacks doesn't mean they are right.

      The US has contributed as much to climate research as all the other countries combined. The rest of the planet appreciates this incredible scientific effort but cannot understand why the US continues to insist their emporer is not stark naked.

      As for TFA, magnets will not stop a hurricane, cure arthritis or sterilize your water but they can be used to scan for brains.

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    11. Re:Wow by Grab · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, but the best way to use magnets to scan for brains is to see who's bought magnetic bracelets or magnetic insoles. If you have, you don't have them...

      Grab.

    12. Re:Wow by Retric · · Score: 1

      The same increase in sea water temperature could be countered by a similar increase in air temperature.

      If the ground goes up 5degK then the stratosphere is not also going to go up 5degK. What your suggesting is the basic heat engine of hurricanes would be altered but the cold side of that heat sink is space not just cold air. Even in the middle of the day the sun is not really heating the upper atmosphere directly so when there is a huge heat sink (like the ocean) on the ground it's not that important if it's day or night. (Yea water vapor is heated in the day but the basic heat engine is not really affected by it that much.)

      Look all I am pointing out is there is a reason why there is a heat gradient to the air above and beyond the simple less pressure = lower temperature thing. Which is not going to change as you increase green house gasses.

      PS: Overall energy is less important as you increase overall temperature / energy. Yes the sun is dumping the same energy into the system but hurricanes operate on stored energy, which goes up with temperature.

    13. Re:Wow by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Yes the sun is dumping the same energy into the system

      Are you so sure of this?

      There are many who are now arguing the sun is indeed getting brighter.

    14. Re:Wow by khallow · · Score: 1
      If you look back over the last 30yrs or so at reports such as from the IPCC and many other credible publications before it, you will find a plethora of predictions. Many of these predictions have already been verified by observation, unfortunately they have occured much sooner than the scientific establishment thought they would.

      This is beating a dead horse, but the IPCC (which if I understand correctly summarizes existing research on roughly an annual basis) does have some credibility problems. In particular, in the past they are accused of having exaggerated the confidence of contemporary climate research in order to reach the conclusion that global warming from human activity is a serious threat (though admitted by such as the Junk Science people who are routinely accused of being industry shills). Certainly, the 1991 IPCC report (over which much fuss had been made) had serious problems of this nature though it should be noted that the problems were in the conclusions drawn from otherwise solid work. Perhaps, the IPCC has improved this part of their process. I haven't kept up. Also, since the IPCC is a UN agency, it automatically has credibility problems among certain, mostly US groups.

      The recent UK-sponsored conference (apparently titled "Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change") was notable for the presence of a large number of falsifiable hypotheses and predictions in one place. I sincerely don't recall anyone putting that much together before or saying so much on the record with regards to climate change from global warming.

    15. Re:Wow by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The IPCC report is published roughly every four years.

      From your post it is obvious you have not seen the horse let alone have any evidence as to it's state of health. The credibility problems do not belong to the IPCC, you may find it surprising that a large proportion of the the reaserch in the reports has come from the cream of US institutions. Read or even just skim the reports, find out who wrote them, find out why they are so confident and compare their previous predictions to the actual outcomes. Don't just spam people with "junk science" propagnda, it makes you look nieve.

      Thanks for the link but I already knew about the MET conference. I don't know where you got your information about the "presence of a large number of falsifiable hypotheses" at the MET confrence. Can you provide a link that gives a concrete example or perhaps one that points out the "serious proplems" with the 1991 IPCC report.

      BTW, due to past experience I consider links that simply parrot the FUD from Fred Singer and/or ExxonMobil as SPAM and will ignore them. Here are a few myth busting links from Real Climate to get you started.

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    16. Re:Wow by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to find out what would happen if we actually did start terminating these storms. Currently, they move a lot of heat around, right? What happens if we stop them from moving that heat around, at the global level? Or, for that matter, the local one?

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    17. Re:Wow by khallow · · Score: 1
      Here's a list of the relevant documents from the MET conference. They summarize impact dangers to ecosystems, human systems, and on the "earth system". Also a glance at the programme indicates a lot of meaty predictions. Why I care so much about "predictions"? Because, I like to construct future scenarios (especially using such tools as the Foresight Exchange). Science in general is notorious for refusing to make predictions about the future or even scenarios about the future and frankly, until recently, I had tremendous trouble finding useful information about what the likelihood and impact of a particular degree of global warming. In particular, there are few metrics to describe many proposed effects of global warming. Currently, the prior mentioned market has something on sea levels and CO2 level for 2030, IIRC and historically had markets for hurricane frequency.

      The Real Climate website looks like a good pick. Sophisticated treatment of the research, though I notice some bias since one side of the comments gets debated heavily while another (equally unclued IMHO) side does not. Still not bad given what's out there. Thank you for directing me to that.

      Finally, on your long ago comment:

      If you look back over the last 30yrs or so at reports such as from the IPCC and many other credible publications before it, you will find a plethora of predictions. Many of these predictions have already been verified by observation, unfortunately they have occured much sooner than the scientific establishment thought they would.

      Could you drop a reference or link here? What has been predicted? Fortunately, I don't have a big list of "SPAM" references that I ignore from the start so this should be quite easy.

  3. Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The author takes painkillers while the storm is thousands of miles away because of the electrical effects of the storm on his body.

    Give me a break.

    1. Re:Are you serious? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      It is because of the chaos theory, butterflies and all that!

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    2. Re:Are you serious? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      It's widely known that people suffer various ailments prior to storms. Maybe it's particularly bad in this person?

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    3. Re:Are you serious? by derniers · · Score: 0

      it may be "widely known" that folks whine before storms..... but this is just another urban legend and there is absolutely no evidence that arthritis etc is worse when storms approach/leave and studies have shown that there is no correlation between symptoms and weather, and by the way going out in the cold and rain does not increase your chance of getting a cold.....

    4. Re:Are you serious? by ryanov · · Score: 1

      When it was about to rain, my mother got pains in her joints where she'd had screws/broken bones. I don't think she got her kicks making it up.

    5. Re:Are you serious? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      No she wasn't making it up. She was/is human.
      The way it works is this.
      Many my legs ache. Oh look a Storm is coming. That must be why.
      Then my legs ache. It is a clear day oh well.
      And finally it can become. A storm is coming. My legs should hurt so they do.
      It seems like as humans we are wired to find patterns. Sometimes it seems like we find patterns even when their isn't any.
      It is not uncommon. The same thing happens with doctors and nurses. There is a myth that more babies are born when there is a full moon. It is not true but on a night when a lot of babies are born the doctors and nurses will tent to remember if there is a full moon and discount it if their isn't. It would seem that humans count positives a lot more than negatives.

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    6. Re:Are you serious? by Joffy · · Score: 1

      How can you doubt him when his writing is so fluid!? ", this not usually discussed by medical science."

    7. Re:Are you serious? by Joffy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure barometric pressure drop is what causes the join pain before a storm. However, the author says the pressure did not drop, so it must be something else.

    8. Re:Are you serious? by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      Maybe it's particularly bad in this person?
      Yes. As a storm approaches he starts suffering from a mental illness that reduces his ability to detect bullshit.
    9. Re:Are you serious? by Observador · · Score: 1

      You should look at this site weatherwars.net; where a former meteorologist argues that the unusual number of hurricanes and storms in the recent years are ocurring due to russian technology that manipulates these phenomena and they are being funded/controlled by the yakuza...

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    10. Re:Are you serious? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I'm pretty sure barometric pressure drop is what causes the join pain before a storm. However, the author says the pressure did not drop, so it must be something else."

      More than likely exactly what I posted. Think about it a change in barometric pressure would have what effect on screws in a persons body? A solid piece of metal is extremely stable as far as pressure is concerned.
      Look at what I wrote and think about it. Isn't it the most logical explanation?

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    11. Re:Are you serious? by derniers · · Score: 0

      I just checked on Medline (to be sure) and there is marginal evidence that quite cold conditions can have a very small effect on arthritis but no support (as I noted above) for barometric pressure effects (do a simple calculation of the force due to any feasible atmospheric effect relative to say standing up and moving about or picking something up)

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  5. At last by Moby+Cock · · Score: 3, Funny

    He also asserts that understanding these phenomena better could help us harness the power of nature

    At last, a coherent argument for global warming and climate change.

  6. What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 5, Informative
    Could Slashdot's editors please learn to tell the difference between science and pseudoscience? Is it too much to ask that editors, if not posters, RTFA?

    Check this bullshit out:

    On a more personal note, some years ago I sustained a back injury due to an auto accident, which appears to have made me more sensitive to coming weather changes. In the week before these storms I start swallowing Tylenol or similar painkillers because the symptoms make it hard for me to sleep. This was not barometric because at the time there nothing of that sort had yet been detected in my area. It is electromagnetic.

    Here is a clue for the detection of the process. The capacitance charge was forming that set up the storm, and it was this charge causes me pain! It is known as dielectric stress. Because this concept is outside the reductionistic-chemical paradigm that governs the drug industry, this not usually discussed by medical science. But those who work with cellular bio-electricity will understand this concept. This dielectric stress clearly affects chemical reactions and energy conversions in bodily cells, in addition to being well known to engineers for its effects on electrical systems and materials used in electronic devices.

    A good indicator for scientific and commercial development is the discovery of a natural process like this. If the number of "hits" from doing a search on "dielectric stress" is any indication, the control and measurement of this process is a subject of great interest for scientists and engineers working in technology development and quality control.


    What a heaping plate of crud. This is embarassing.
  7. Particle Accelerator by kevin_conaway · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I guess as long as Wilma doesn't cross the streams with Alpha, we should be OK.

    1. Re:Particle accelerator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Particle accelerator in a general sense? It makes air particles go really really really fast.

  8. I call BS by kyle90 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This looks like it's a lot of big words (which the article writer doesn't even understand) and not much science.

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  9. Functions as a capacitor by JumperCable · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "and functions as a capacitor, extracting the heat from the storm and transmitting it away." -Article The author doesn't have a clue what a capacitor is.

    1. Re:Functions as a capacitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Wilma will be used to produce a flux-capacitor and travel back in time in order to prevent global warming and therefore possibly Wilma herself...? Still capacitors store energy rather than transmitting it (or whatever this article's trying to say) so this article's lost me.

      Similarly, I thought a "particle accelerator" was something like a cyclotron, where you have large currents and magnetic fields causing charged particles to feel a force that gets them to near the speed of light...

  10. Old Expression by Nerdfest · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What was that old expression .... "Don't screw with Mother Nature"?

    1. Re:Old Expression by Maavin · · Score: 0

      In this light, most politicians look like milfhunters nowadays...

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  11. More importantly... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This confirms my long held suspicion that those pseudo-scientific explainations of the Oz effect (that hurricanes, cyclones, and other cyclonic weather phenomena can tear holes in our space-time continuum and send us to parallel earths or back in time) are all totally correct.

    Its time to harness hurricanes to establish trade relations with dinosaurs, talking animals, and anything else we can get at through the dimensional rifts torn into existance.

    I, for one welcome the chance to become a hurricane overlord.

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    1. Re:More importantly... by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      You want to talk to animals?
      Frankly, they wouldn't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova.
      What does a whelk have to do with a Supernova? It wouldn't stand a chance in one. Sort of like talking animals in a hurricane.

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    2. Re:More importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oz effect. They made a major motion picture about it, I believe it was...wait for it...

      It's the final countdown!
      *didudiiiduuu dididi da du*

    3. Re:More importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we want to kill hurricanes? The rain they send up to the central United States is pretty important from what I understand.

    4. Re:More importantly... by leprechaun92 · · Score: 0

      damn airwolf fans

  12. Of course he's right! by Dekortage · · Score: 4, Funny

    The thing he's wrong about is the causes of these electrical phenomena. It's definitely Russian-made electromagnetic generators operated by the Yakuza. If we really want to harness the power of hurricanes, we simply need to find these generators and either (a) destroy them or (b) sell them to Third World dictators to destroy each other with.

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    1. Re:Of course he's right! by qwertphobia · · Score: 1

      I heard it was the Japanese...

      Check out Weather Wars

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    2. Re:Of course he's right! by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      The Yakuza are the Japanese Mafia.

    3. Re:Of course he's right! by Technician · · Score: 1

      It's definitely Russian-made electromagnetic generators operated by the Yakuza.

      From the article;

      The generators emit a soundwave between three and 30 megahertz and Stevens claims the Russians invented the storm-creating technology back in 1976 and sold it to others in the late 1980s.

      HF shortwave radio anyone? I seriously doubt you can spawn a storm with a shortwave radio.

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    4. Re:Of course he's right! by evoltap · · Score: 0

      Yes, as the other poster said, www.weatherwars.info This guy is a meteorologist and believes all weather is engineered. I'd say it's worth excepting this as a possibility......I'm no scientist so I wish some real scientists (when I say "real" I mean scientists who are willing to discover things that may contradict "accepted knowledge".) would review some of this guys theories about EM.

    5. Re:Of course he's right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's all BS, humor, and pseudo-science to slashdot armchair scientists (and probably the few real scientist who stop by occasionally too). There was one supposedly/reportedly well respected weather forecaster who has quit his job in order to persue his theories about weather manipulation including that he believes the Yakuza are involved.

      Forecaster (Scott Stevens) leaves job to pursue weather theories
      http://www.journalnet.com/articles/2005/09/23/news /local/news05.txt

      Doesn't mean it's not in the bozo class of laughed at. But we all know better than to rock the boat here. I'm a happy conformist who did what he was told and aspires to achieve mediocrity :)

  13. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That a site called opensourceenergy uses IIS. (Well that and the tylenol thing)

  14. Whisky Tango Foxtrot? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    The storm supposedly needs to lose heat energy to keep operating? I thought it was the other way around.

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    1. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot? by PGC · · Score: 1

      maybe its processing is based on an exothermic chemical reaction :P

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  15. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by dascandy · · Score: 0
    If the number of "hits" from doing a search on "dielectric stress" is any indication

    Nope, it isn't.

  16. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by jkrise · · Score: 1

    What a heaping plate of crud. This is embarassing.

    Actually I found this as lucid and useful as the "Executive Summary" and 'Mitigating Factors' in a Microsoft Security bulletin ;-). Dielectric Stress my foot. I guess if people lack basic scientific knowledge or even a scientific temper, any nonsense can be written as if it were gospel truth!

    Unless the author of the piece is himself at the vortex of the storm, he isn't acting as the dielectric in the capacitor that is the storm. His fevered imagination is probly the cause of all the dielectric stress.

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  17. I was inside Wilma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With winds gusting to 125MPH I was inside of Wilma as it battered Ft. Lauderdale. I can tell you for a fact and from personal observation that this guy is one of those psuedo intellectual types that does not know squat about what he speaks.

    Just for the record, although I was able to get to Jacksonville after the storm, there are still millions of people in the greater Ft. Lauderdale and Miami area that have no power. The lack of power makes it so that they are unable to get gasoline and therefore they can't even leave. There are other shoratages as well and the damage is massive.

    As usual, Slashdot reports on "news that matters", some twat prattling on about hurricanes as particle accelerators. Real funny when the particle is an aluminum car port coming at you at 105MPH.

    1. Re:I was inside Wilma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad to see you were able to raise your electromagnetic shields in time to avoid being crushed by this aluminum menace, and survive to tell the tale!

    2. Re:I was inside Wilma by dzarn · · Score: 1

      There are other shoratages as well and the damage is massive

      It almost seems as if someone should have foreseen this, and ordered an evacuation!

      Seriously, what happened to personal responsibility? CNN's front page has a quote - "All that time. This is all we get?" You've been watching this happen for the last THREE MONTHS in EVERY OTHER STORM. Did it not occur to anyone that if they were too stupid/lazy/egotistical to evacuate, they should have gathered some basic necessities (i.e. water & food) to last them a few days until FEMA could get their shit together. If you are too stupid to evacuate, and too stupid to fill your bathtub with water, and too stupid to buy an economy pack of batteries and flashlights, then QUIT BITCHING about how the rest of the country isn't jumping fast enough to slow down evolution by helping you live.


      (Not necessarily directed at the parent, just at everyone down there who is complaining)

    3. Re:I was inside Wilma by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The evacuation is for the storm itself. You're not in any immediate physical danger from "shortages". It is expected that people will return following the storm and encounter the damaged infrastructure. which unless they move back and repair won't ever get repaired now will it.

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  18. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by dascandy · · Score: 1

    hm... then again, it could well be:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22dielectric+stres s%22&meta= => 917 hits.

  19. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    I'm more shocked that it got through when the article submitter works for the source website. Surely waiting for some qualified thirdparty to confirm the news isn't nonsense would've been wise?

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  20. Particle accelerator by PGC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Energetically speaking, the vortex that forms in these storms is also a natural particle accelerator ... you can say that again ...

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  21. See also by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 1, Funny

    Heat. Friction/Wind Resistance. Gravity. Barometric Pressure.....dsa zx xasdsfht Oh, I fell asleep, slammed my head on the keyboard, and awoke to realize this is really boring. Sorry.

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  22. To: CmdrTaco: Re: Your recent story submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wilma the Capacitor and Particle Accelerator ... Rejected

  23. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'll go with pseudoscience on this one. It's pretty interesting how it combines good science with out-of-this-world inferences ("tidal forces of the moon" becomes "zomg! moon causes aftershocks!" and "dielectric stress" (which isn't even a true "stress" in the mechanical sense of the word) becomes "hey, my knee hurt before the hurricane therefore the storm must be a capacitor because only dielectric stress could have hurt my knee")

  24. Wilma's in the Spacetime Continuum by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as the cyclonic windspeed hits 88MPH, spacetime is warped back to 1985. Turning slightly within the eye as it passes allows jumping to various other babyboomer moments in the 1950s. Surf's up!

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    1. Re:Wilma's in the Spacetime Continuum by Old+Sparky · · Score: 0

      Instead of a modified DeLorean, maybe Mr Noel needs a Moller Skycar!!!

  25. Energy problems solved by squoozer · · Score: 1

    So what this guy is trying to say is that we should attach a piece of wire with a key on the end to a kite and fly it into the storm thus tapping the stored enegry. This will not only provide us with a huge amount of free energy but disapate the storm as well. Cool.

    I'll wait while this numb skull goes and tries his ideas out.

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    1. Re:Energy problems solved by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      >> So what this guy is trying to say is that we should attach a piece of wire

      The numbskull will probably tie it to a fence and wonder why it burst into flames.

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  26. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by utexaspunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm more shocked that it got through when the article submitter works for the source website. Surely waiting for some qualified thirdparty to confirm the news isn't nonsense would've been wise?

    Are you new here? Practically every other article is submitted by a party related to the article source websites. Nothing here is really news, but more just fodder for discussion. Or at least bitching (as the case may be here).

    Imagine you're at the nerd table in high school, and people are continually coming up to the table peddling their wares or ideas. Maybe a couple people at the table chime in with something they heard in the news every now and then. In any case, it's all subject for discussion. We can talk about how something is crap, discuss the implications about this or that, or at least see if we can make milk come out someone's nose. That's really all /. is about. If you're coming here expecting a peer-reviewed scientific journal, or actual journalism, I'm afraid you're in the wrong place.

  27. Wrong by everphilski · · Score: 3, Informative

    That Dielectric Stress your google hits are talking about is "electrostatic force divided by the area" in a capacitor, which is a known system and yes occurs. What this guy talks about is hokey and not at all the same. Pure BS.

    -everphilski-

  28. Hurricane = Heat+Water Engine by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Without this electrical circuit, the storm would fail almost instantly due to the accumulation of heat from condensation of water."

    The flow of heat and water in hurricanes is well enough understood. I'm sure electrical discharges play a part in most storm mechanics, but even if a hurricane had ZERO discharges, its massive "humidity engine" would still run.

    I don't know where these guys come from, where they think that electromagnetics are the ultimate macro-scale drivers of weather events.

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    1. Re:Hurricane = Heat+Water Engine by kyle90 · · Score: 1

      "I don't know where these guys come from, where they think that electromagnetics are the ultimate macro-scale drivers of weather events."

      He must be one of the "electric universe" types.

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  29. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by shotgunefx · · Score: 3, Funny

    I get 529 hits on google.

    Then I typed in "cheese fetish" and got 936, lol

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  30. Nutters by igb · · Score: 4, Informative
    The "Harmonic Protector" (ref) did not register any activity using an "orgone meter" (ref). However, a reading taken using a sophisticated software package known as "Life Assessment" technology (ref), which is designed to analyze the balance of energies in the meridians, indicated a modest beneficial effect from this HP when it is interacting with a human body. (Ref)

    Since when did Slashdot become home to new age nutcases? Orgone Accumulators make great songs for Hawkwind and Kate Bush, but as physics it's not a basis for anything other than providing something to laugh at.

    ian

    1. Re:Nutters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orgone Accumulators make great songs for Hawkwind and Kate Bush, but as physics it's not a basis for anything other than providing something to laugh at.

      Hmmmmm, Einstein's theory of relativity anyone? (:

    2. Re:Nutters by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new crystal-meditating, homeopathic, dope-smoking, touchy-feely, psuedo-scientific overlords.

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    3. Re:Nutters by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
      I, for one, welcome our new crystal-meditating, homeopathic, dope-smoking, touchy-feely, psuedo-scientific overlords.

      Hey, me too. New Age girls are easy.

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    4. Re:Nutters by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Problem is getting rid of them and the karmic load that it implies

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    5. Re:Nutters by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Problem is getting rid of them and the karmic load that it implies
      Karma: good (mostly due to vast amounts of recreational drugs)

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  31. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While his analysis might be incorrect, how do you know that his back is not affected by weather changes? Indeed, that is often something that is reported by people who sustain injuries.

    When I was young, there was a farmer down the road who took shrapel in his knee in WWI. Just before a storm came his knee would swell up, and right after the storm was gone it'd stop. You could sit there watching it happen. Now, I'm not sure why it happened. But it did happen, and it happened frequently.

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  32. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed, that is often something that is reported by people who sustain injuries.

    No shit, really? I've never heard that.[/sarcasm]

    Sparky, what makes it bullshit is his analysis, which involves claims that it's because of the dielectric stress of a storm that's hundreds of miles away. Pretty much every single statement in his article is purest, unmitigated, grade-D bullshit.

  33. I don't get it by weegiekev · · Score: 1

    I don't point of this post? I looked at the article, and thought it was a comment on how abused the phrase 'Open Source' is becoming. What exactly has that site got to do with licensing and source code? It gets even more amusing given that the site appears to be run on a prepackaged microsoft product. Bizarre.

    1. Re:I don't get it by McOSEN · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your comment about the MS backend. I can tell you that OSEN wants nothing more than to maintain the Open Source purity through all its systems, especially its portal. Right now our mission is to Open Source energy technologies, we aren't software developers. We have put out numerous calls for assitance in creating an Open Source portal for our project with no luck. The sad reality is that our "crowd" is not full of iT friendly people like the slashdot crowd is. We have inventors and scientist that have Windows 98, Word & Outlook Express to deal with)-:. Our mission is to make the type of communication and collaboration that sourceforge has, available to inventors and scientists. If anyone can help us do this with Open Source Software, we have a TOLL FREE number, and we are dying to hear from you. 1.888.759.7057 ext. 709 Keep in mind our network also includes a production and news division thats job is to make sure the new Energy Technologies that are being worked on by our "Open Source Inventors" have a venue in which to showcase their work, this also provides a domain for donations directly to inventors, ad revenue for content managers. Etc. We are currently trying to put a proper team together to devolope a true Open Surce Portal website, CMS, etc. If you are interested in helping out we're interested in talking to you. Hopefully we can release the Open Source Portal early 2006, that would be truly awesome.

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  34. Hmm... the submitter... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's his website. Quite an interesting mix of websites he administers there...

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    1. Re:Hmm... the submitter... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      Oh dear...

      One of the articles on Greater Things (one of Mr. Allan's websites): Sterling D. Allan's Run for U.S. President 2004 Foretold in Alphabetics Bible Code

      Embarassing indeed...

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    2. Re:Hmm... the submitter... by swillden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Quite an interesting mix of websites he administers there...

      That's an understatement. Check out some of his articles:

      George W. Bush was Complicit with the 911 Attack on America.

      Was President Bush Behind Katrina?. Lest the title fool you into thinking Allan considers this a question:

      U.S. Black Ops and other colluding extra-governmental shadow-entities have obtained significant mastery of weather engineering after decades of practice. The same cabal that brought us 911 has now brought us Katrina, to push the U.S. and the rest of the world closer to Marshall law.

      This guy is a fruitcake. And he doesn't know how to spell "martial law".

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  35. They are, but they're cranks by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    FTFA:
    During its transit of Florida, satellite photos showed that areas of the high clouds of Wilma covering more than 1/3 of the state were below -135 F. (The lowest temperature for the IR satellite chart). It was actually close in a large area to -175. Some areas exceeded that. This is what happens when you dump the arctic into the tropics. Explosions happen! The forecast of a weak Cat 1 became a strong Cat 3 due to this temperature shock.
    Actually, that's what happens when you take huge amounts of air and loft them tens of thousands of feet; they expand and cool (even as they drop moisture and release heat to power the lift process) and get very cold at their tops.

    None of this is strange physics. All of it is accounted for by current weather models. Talk of "particle accelerators" and "capacitor banks" is silly; there's a lot of energy converted to lightning in thunderstorms, but it's small and secondary compared to the heat engine which drives it.

    The authors of this piece are first-class cranks.

    1. Re:They are, but they're cranks by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      The authors of this piece are first-class cranks.

      They're no better than second class. Good first class cranks would don aluminum foil hats (or other protective garment) as soon as the weather changed. It's the PTBs using their weather machines to remotely control them.

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  36. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    Ah, sorry, and yes, I am rather new at discussing here. This one just threw me because I'm just more used to seeing news stories submitted that have been covered elsewhere (e.g. the BBC or New Scientist) which adds an extra layer of editorial filtering.

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  37. Open Source Energy Network by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Actually, this person is somewhat involved with the Open Source Energy Network. It's open source, even if it isn't software, so it's on-topic here at Slashdot.

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  38. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by CyricZ · · Score: 0

    Well, now you know.

    And no, his potentially incorrect analysis does not make this phenomenon itself "bullshit" (to use such an uncouth word). Much like the incorrect analysis of alchemists didn't "invalidate" the various phenomena of chemistry. After all, perhaps in the future we'll find that he was correct, and you were not. It's something that has happened many times before in the history of science. He who is wrong violently attacks those who suggest alternative theories, and yet the alternative theories turn out to be completely correct.

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  39. Best... understatement... ever. by lpangelrob · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It did damage and frightened people.

    Best understatement for a major hurricane hitting a populated area... EVER.

  40. Re:Global warming link to hurricane activity by grqb · · Score: 1

    The link between global warming an hurricane activity isn't quite there yet...they need more data, which means they need more destructive hurricanes.

    Here's a good overview of the current thinking with the link between hurricane activity and global warming. Basically they can't prove the link between the number of hurricane's that make it inland, but it seems as if a link between hurricane strength and global warming is there. Since the 70's the number of class 4 and 5 hurricanes have gone steadily upwards.

  41. Re:Kill the storm? by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

    A nuclear explosion could have that effect but it would also kill a lot of people.

  42. sounds like text from a course by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Funny

    taught by the local Life University here in Georgia, oh they teach "Chiropractic science"

    http://www.life.edu/Chiropractic_and_Wellness/what _is_chiro.asp

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    1. Re:sounds like text from a course by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      There's quite a number of "doctors" of Chiropractic that join the World Institute of Scientology Enterprises. They tend to be rather vulnerable to scams and "magical thinking" of all kinds.

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  43. Re:Kill the storm? by pklong · · Score: 1

    Even if you could would you really want to. You mess with nature at your peril, who knows what long term effects dissipating storms would have. There are enough nutjobs around claiming that cloud seeding is the cause of some historical floods as it is.

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  44. Electric Universe again? by alanw · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sounds very similar to the bunkum proposed by the Electric Universe nutters, and mentioned in many previous Slashdot postings.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Universe_mod el

  45. Definitions by bradleyland · · Score: 1

    Capacitor - An electric circuit element used to store charge temporarily, consisting in general of two metallic plates separated and insulated from each other by a dielectric. Particle Accelerator - A device, such as a cyclotron or linear accelerator, that accelerates charged subatomic particles or nuclei to high energies. It's almost ridiculous the way the author used the terms. Here's how I break down his relationships: Capacitor - A hurricane gathers energy from the warm ocean waters as it crosses the equatorial Atlantic regions. It releases this energy as it hits shore. Particle Accelerator - I don't know. Maybe he read the dictionary.com definition and picked up on cyclotron and though, "Cyclotron, tropical cyclone.... ah hell, same difference. Let's run with it!"

    1. Re:Definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what the hell is "dielectric stress"? More pseudoscience? A dielectric is a non-conducting material you put between the plates of a capacitor to increase its capacitance. It allows you to increase the effect of the electrons building up on the negative plate and the lack-of them (holes?) on the positive plate, as the electrons in the dielectric itself will feel an attraction towards the positive plate and a repulsion from the negative. The net effect is that it's as if the plates on your capacitor were bigger.

    2. Re:Definitions by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously hurricanes are particle accellerators. The wind consists of small particles called "molecules", which hurricanes accellerate to speeds in excess of 100 knots. And yes, hurricanes are also characterized by separation of charge. I find it difficult to imagine how anyone could fail to recognize these obvious facts.

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  46. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

    Just make sure you don't use that term in an image search... : p

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  47. The most desirable woman who ever lived by ishnaf · · Score: 1

    Hurricane Wilma was (at its peak), the most intense hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic Basin. In all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived. Coincidence? No. They both have large electromagnetic fields, which causes dielectric stress (Energetically speaking).

  48. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by XenoChron · · Score: 1

    I thought his bull warranted a much higher grade than a D!

  49. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Phanatic1a · · Score: 4, Informative
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. They laughed at Einstein, they laughed at Edison, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

    This guy's in the Bozo brigade. I'm not disputing that his back aches. I am disputing the wealth of bullshit in the article:

    However, managing dielectric stress on the body is "controversial" i.e. pooh-poohed by authorities. But this does not stop independent inventors from creating and offering for sale various devices which are intended to mitigate this stress, whether to make interior spaces more comfortable for sufferers (ref.), or to attach to cellphones (ref.), or to be worn on the body such as purple plates (ref.), orgonite pendants (ref.), and diodes (ref.). It is up to users to examine the data presented in support of these devices, and to decide for themselves whether to get these devices and run them through various investigations of their own, and or to use them personally. The "Harmonic Protector" (ref) did not register any activity using an "orgone meter" (ref). However, a reading taken using a sophisticated software package known as "Life Assessment" technology (ref), which is designed to analyze the balance of energies in the meridians, indicated a modest beneficial effect from this HP when it is interacting with a human body. (Ref)


    He's a bullshit artist, and he's selling a product. No different than Simpson & Son's Patented Energizing Moisturizing Tantalizing Romanticizing Surprising, Herprizing Revitalizing Tonic. The term might be vulgar, but it's a hell of a lot more to the point than just calling it "snake oil."
  50. That's about the only thing they got right. by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 2, Informative

    A hurricane is a heat engine. Heat engines need heat sinks to get rid of their waste heat. Ergo, a hurricane needs to lose heat, QED.

    1. Re:That's about the only thing they got right. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Thanks, (non-chemical) thermodynamics isn't my strong suit.

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    2. Re:That's about the only thing they got right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think I'd put it as loosing heat - it is moving heat from a hot place to a cold place. Thermodynamics requires that the entropy increase, not that the enegy is lost.

    3. Re:That's about the only thing they got right. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Don't think I'd put it as loosing heat - it is moving heat from a hot place to a cold place. Thermodynamics requires that the entropy increase, not that the enegy is lost.

            It can be shown (Callen's book does a fine job) that minimizing the free energy of a system will also maximize its entropy, under all conditions. You're free to think about it either way.

    4. Re:That's about the only thing they got right. by dsci · · Score: 1

      Thermodynamics requires that the entropy increase, not that the enegy is lost.

      minimizing the free energy of a system will also maximize its entropy, under all conditions. You're free to think about it either way.

      Free Energy != heat

      Free Energy = heat - temp * entropy

      When the GP said "enegy[sic] is lost" I think it is important to emphasize that there are (none "free energy") terms for which your statement is incorrect. Minimizing the "heat energy" in a system does not itself obey the Second Law.

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  51. Alternative theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is nothing wrong with having an open mind to alternative theories.

    However, alternative hypotheses require strong evidence to be accepted.

    Let's look at the facts here. Paul Noel had back pain in the weeks leading up to Wilma hitting Florida. We don't know how often he has back pain, but lets assume that this pain was distinctive, call it "storm pain". So Paul is having storm pain in the weeks before Wilma hits Florida. Now, where was Wilma during this time? Wilma was a tropical depression in the middle of the Atlantic. Currently, there are a number of tropical storms in the middle atlantic (Alpha and Beta). Is he having the pain right now? If his pain truly has a range of many thousand miles, how often does his pain pick up snowstorms in Canada? Or Pacific cyclones? Does the range depend on which storms are being covered on TV?

    In addition, his idea that it is electromagnetic in nature is easily testable. The electromagnetic spectrum is easily measured by someone with the proper equipment. I understand that he may not have access to this kind of equipment, but he shouldn't be telling us that it is electromagnetic in nature as some kind of default. There are plenty of things going on in the world, and just because you don't know what it is doesn't make it electromagnetic. Perhaps he is actually picking up hurricanes with his pain, but he is doing it with seismic waves. Too bad that he 'just knows' that it is electromagnetic - he could be looking in the correct place if he didn't 'just know' the wrong answer.

    I have an alternative hypothesis also. I think that his back pain is caused by something other than hurricane Wilma. I think that something in the local conditions in Alabama (which had a cold front come through at the same time that Wilma hit Florida, which dropped the temperature by a good 20 deg F) may have had more to do with his pain than a storm which got lots of media coverage. He could record which days he had back pain and what type, so that he could then draw correlations using weather records. That would be a good beginning. After he has correlations then he could make a theory of what the mechanism was, and try to test it. Then random people on the internet wouldn't be calling him so pseudoscientific, and his alternative theory might have a chance. Until he does something like that, you are wasting your time with him.

    1. Re:Alternative theories by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Better yet we could just snatch him up and start experimenting on him, throw him in a sealed farraday cage and bombard him with different magnetic, electrical, accustic and temeperature variations until we find one that causes him pain in a statisticaly significant manner, just joking.

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  52. WHY!!! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Why is this on slashdot? This is just as bad science as many creationism sites.
    Why can't we moderate the actual stories! This should be a -3 Stupid.

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  53. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

    "Because this concept is outside the reductionistic-chemical paradigm that governs the drug industry, this not usually discussed by medical science."

    Of course it's outside the reductionistic-chemical paradigm, because it's crap! I'll file this one in the same place I file the Electric Universe theory and the UFO's-riding-behind-Comet-Hale-Bopp theory.

  54. On killing hurricanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people are talking about "killing" hurricanes as if it's not something that has been tried before.

    It was previously theorised that if you could induce a hurricane to precipitate it would lose energy and dissapate. They tried this out by chucking some powder stuff into a hurricane. The hurricane did stop sooner than they expected, but not before drastically changing direction and devastating an unprepared area.

    I'm sorry I don't have any sources for this as I read it in a book when I was little, but I'm sure somebody here should know about it.

    -RadioElectric

  55. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by raoul666 · · Score: 1

    From the bottom of my heart, I genuinely thank you. It's been a crappy week, and somehow "cheese fetish" made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks.

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  56. On the same topic by kurbchekt · · Score: 0

    Here's another interesting article about Katrina.

  57. Global Warming relief? by NewKimAll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've read articles that claim hurricanes actually help expend the energy built up in the oceans from the sun. If we were able to stop hurricanes from forming and could just keep them as Tropical storms, could the Earth gain too much energy over time? I don't really have the answer as it is just speculation, but maybe, just maybe, hurricanes happen for a good reason. So if we mess the weather too much, I expect bad things to happen far worse than just a few hurricanes every year.

  58. Re:Kill the storm? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just going to make the storm more powerful. You've got to find something much more far fetched to deal with a storm. E.g. Scaring hundreds of birds on the beach and have them fly right into the storm. If that doesn't work, try pinguins. If even pinguins don't work, you'll have to have the hero to jump from a plane into the eye of the storm with a bucked of water, ductape, 6 marbles, his trusted knife, some rope and toilet paper. If the hero can't jump, his love-of-his-life is an acceptable replacement.

  59. Re:Global warming link to hurricane activity by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 1


    Is it not also true that hurricane patterns run in cycles. Thus every 20 to 30 years there is a cycle and they also believe there is a secondary cycle. In the 120 year range.

    We don't have records dating back very far on how stonge hurricane are, we don't have a clue how many there have been outside of the last 100 years, and those are just in 1858 it felt like 140 mile per hours winds!

    Anyway my point being we have no constructive data about hurricanes at all in the range that we need them to have any idea if this is just not a normal cycle. By the time we figure it out it will be to late anyway.

    Peace out hippies.

    Neck_of_the_Woods -- lives in Florida, right in the eye of the storm.

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  60. Slashdot needs a new category icon: the duncecap by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 3, Informative
    This article is bunkum.

    The proper role of an editor is to properly categorize material which is suitable for the publication, and reject that which is not. Taco's judgement in this case is, shall we say, questionable. The source website is full of logical and scientific garbage, so it doesn't belong in the science category. The talk of "particle accelerators" is bunkum too, unless you are talking about phenomena like sprites and jets which also occur in thunderstorms (and are at least somewhat understood but still under research), or perhaps if you are talking about particles from shingles and 4x8 sheets of plywood up to whole trees accelerated to 150 knots. Thus it doesn't belong in the hardware category either. And it takes itself far too seriously to be funny.

    There really is no legitimate Slashdot heading under which this piece fits. Accordingly, I suggest a new one: the duncecap. This is for articles (or editorial decisions to post articles) which are too stupid for words, and to properly categorize such errors in judgement rather than throwing them down the memory hole.

    Any editor posting a mis-categorized article which really ought to be filed in "It's stupid. Ask your editor why this is here" should have to wear a real duncecap during the performance of their duties for the next 24 hours. That sort of reminder is necessary to keep editors from shirking their responsibility to be, you know, editors.

  61. Obviously, /. needs a new icon by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Obviously, /. needs a new icon.

    Well, what /. needs is editors who have some background in the scientific method.

    Well, what /. really needs is editors .

    But I digress.

    What /. could use is a new icon for stories like this. I propose this (suitably cropped). /. also could use a new section for stories like this - may I suggest "sqrt_minus_bs_squared.slashdot.org" - for "imaginary bullshit".

  62. This article is site promotion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author, Sterling D. Allan, has been spamming Wikimedia sites with links to his wiki and clone news sites.

    http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3 ASpam_blacklist&diff=225451&oldid=224684

    1. Re:This article is site promotion. by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      Not so. Those links to energy news sites were posted on a directory at wikinews under /Energy/ That's not spam, it's total relevanct. You might not agree with the science being promoted by some of the news sources, but the fact is the links submitted were energy news links. The "repeatedly posted" was a matter of multiple edits the same /Energy/ directory to clean up the listing and add pertinent energy news links. Some of you are so cranky you will call anything "spam" if it even veers 1% outside of your worldview box.

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  63. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Imagine you're at the nerd table in high school, and people are continually coming up to the table peddling their wares or ideas.

    I think you are getting the nerd table in high school confused with a VC's office. What you mean here was pummelling you beyond recognition.

  64. stop the spread! by Zebra_X · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is total junk science. Why is this being posted as "news"? Paul claim "Without this electrical circuit, the storm would fail almost instantly due to".

    The use of the word "instantly" when discussing any weather phenomena is not accurate. Everything takes time to form, or not - to use such terms indicates the author is over exagerating his claims.

    Terms like "massive capacitor bank" and "harmonic circuits" are also used to wow the audience into thinking that perhaps the author might actually know what he is talking about.

    Not only that but it's on "opensourcenergy.org" after poking around I felt like I should get my tin foil hat out, I'd be in good company. Check out this great piece of reporting: http://www.opensourceenergy.org/_layouts/apps/dp/i ndex.asp

  65. Vortex action not covered in present science by sterlingda · · Score: 1

    Okay guys, let's not be so quick to slam this.

    Just how smart are we anyway? Present scientific models do not fully comprehend vortex phenomena such as tornadoes and hurricanes -- or smaller-scale manifestations such as the "tornado in a can" pulverizer.

    See index at: http://peswiki.com/energy/Directory:Vortex_Technol ogies

    Don't throw out radically new idea too quickly. Our present models are not serving us in this area, so why not explore a new idea and see where it takes you?

    Paul Noel (article author) is a genius, seldom appreciated by his peers -- true of most truly brilliant people (e.g. Tesla).

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    1. Re:Vortex action not covered in present science by maillemaker · · Score: 1

      No, this article seems to be complete, unadulterated crap. Have you READ the "references" at the bottom of this "article"? "Magic Purple Plates"? !? "Harmonic Protectors"?!? I am FLOORED that this showed up on Slashdot. Steve

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    2. Re:Vortex action not covered in present science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paul, is that you?

    3. Re:Vortex action not covered in present science by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I'd say that it doesn't work is a prefectly good reason to throw this idea out. And science's incomplete view of vortex phenomena is no reason to reject current models or embrace the first bit of bizarre claptrap that comes along.

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    4. Re:Vortex action not covered in present science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its not Paul, its the guy who put him on the website.

      Seriously. Check his link.

    5. Re:Vortex action not covered in present science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Present scientific models do not fully comprehend vortex phenomena such as tornadoes and hurricanes

      Go directly to undergrad, do not pass Go.

      Tornadoes: shear induces rotation, this rotation is tilted up by a supercell with signifigant vertical velocities and outflow, the corresponding centripetal force from the rotation is balanced needs to be balanced by something, this something is a pressure gradient force (pressure very low within tornado).

      Hurricane: Rotation over large scale is induced by differential in coriolis force (low near equator, high near poles), that is, the gradient of the coriolis force is what causes the significant rotation. Again, pressure gradient force must balance this to retain structure or eye will begin to destroy itself (hence reason upcoming show 'Category 7' will be BS).

      Large pressure gradient means quite a bit of air must flow to attempt to restore this imbalance (we call that wind here on Earth). Attempting to glorify Fluid dynamics with some pseudoscientific idea such as vortex technologies, by the way, your link doesn't work, is embarrassing. Newton was on to something even hundreds of years ago.

      Disclaimer, the following was back of envelope, refer to Atmospheric Science books for full synopsis AND DERIVATION:
      Geophysical Fluid Dynamics by Joseph Pedlosky
      Synoptic-Dynamic Meteorology in Midlatitudes by Howard B. Bluestein

  66. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Seanasy · · Score: 1
    Imagine you're at the nerd table in high school, and people are continually coming up to the table peddling their wares or ideas. Maybe a couple people at the table chime in with something they heard in the news every now and then.

    I imagine a lot of the bitching arises from the fact that most of the people here aren't in high school anymore and want the editors to grow up, too.

  67. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by CrazyMik · · Score: 1

    Wonder what happens when he turns on the TV and is exposed to that electric field. Man his back must really hurt. Maybe he should coat his house in tin foil.

  68. Get a science editor by uncadonna · · Score: 1

    Commander, if this was intended as a joke, it's not funny enough.

    This kind of thing makes me consider removing Slashdot from my feed aggregator. You probably lost a few dozen right there.

    It's not your job to know everything, but if you can't tell whether something is crap, either leave it alone, or get someone qualified to help.

    thanks

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  69. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by GreekPimpSlap · · Score: 1

    i still think that the world is flat

  70. Re:Global warming link to hurricane activity by ryanov · · Score: 1

    I'd probably say "better safe than sorry" in this case. "We only might be killing ourselves" is plenty close for me.

  71. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't charge a capacitor with AC, silly.

  72. Kill Hurricanes, Cause Droughts? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why hasn't the government spent any of it money to destroy hurricanes while they are offshore; instead, they just sit back and watch the destruction.

    If all hurricanes were destroyed ... what would that do to the climate worldwide? What about rainfall? It would be easier and cheaper to move people (permanently) out of vulnerable areas.

    Building in an area that is hurricane-suceptible, in the area the expected to flood, should NOT BE REWARDED by subsidized insurance, rescue efforts, and rebuilding money. Except for fishing and shipping, there are few publically valuable reasons to build and live in the Gulf Coast. Resorts? Let them fend for themselves - they are for-profit businesses.

    1. Re:Kill Hurricanes, Cause Droughts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suspect stopping a hurricane would just cause the next storm that formed to be that much more powerful. They are part of the natural cycle, after all. Generally, when man tries to interfere too much with the natural order of things there are unintended and often unexpected results. Rarely are these good things.

  73. Dear Complainers by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has alway posted stuff like this. Yeah it looks like junk(haven't read the article), but it is not new to slashdot. If articles like this haven't caused you to stop coming here by now, it never will.

    In short: Shut the Hell up.

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  74. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Bitch about it all you want, but that's not going to happen. I tolerate others' bitching most of the time because I often concur, but expecting it to change is not realistic. The editors are less interested in what is "good science" or what is "news" than what will generate a conversation, and what will pay the bills. I honestly don't know if Slashdot would be nearly as fun if it were the straight up news site that we so often wish it were. This place just wouldn't be the same without the regular groaners from Dvorak or Roland Piquepaille, the Apple/Google fanboyism, the knee-jerk MS bashing, etc. Love it or hate it, it's part of the slashdot aesthetic.

  75. video about lightning by jaymz411 · · Score: 1

    just watched this last night from PBS's Nova ScienceNow
    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sciencenow/3214/02.ht ml

  76. Other Particle Accelerators of Equal Usefulness by portscan · · Score: 1

    Tennis Racket
    Pitcher's Arm
    Automobile
    Spring
    Hand Gun

    You get the idea. Particle accelerators need to be able to hit .999c to be useful these days. What a stupid article.

    1. Re:Other Particle Accelerators of Equal Usefulness by portscan · · Score: 1

      sorry, i misspoke. it'd have to be more like 0.999998c to be useful these days.

  77. You are educated stupid! by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Particle accelerator? I'm sorry. It all just sounds a little "time-cubish" to me.

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  78. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm noticing a growing new trend: moderators are giving AC's moderations of "-1, overrated" instead of the proper moderation (+funny in this case).

    Perhaps you didn't realize that AC's are actually the silent majority of slashdot. Most of us are lurkers. When you start driving away AC posters, you'll also start losing the lurkers. That in turn will cut down on page views, and that could drastically affect slashdot's ad revenue. So by being a jerk and moderating down innocent ACs for fun, you're just hurting the site. Stop doing it.

    Don't get me wrong: I don't mind when you mod down trolls, or when you mod down a +5 to +4 because you think it's overrated, but stop modding down the ACs just for being ACs.

  79. Capacitor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the harmonic circuit develops, it resonates acoustically and functions as a capacitor, extracting the heat from the storm and transmitting it away.

    Capacitors don't function acoustically, and they don't extract heat. A capacitor is two plates (or sheets) of metal placed closely enough together that AC current will "pass through" (actually it doesn't; the charge builds up on one plate until the current reverses, then loses that charge and it builds up on the other plate) while DC current won't.

    It has absolutely nothing whatever to do with acoustics or heat transfer; it is an electrical component. NOTHING about any storm acts as a capactor.

    I RTFA and the rest of the article is as brain dead as the blurb. I've had arthritis since I was a teenager, and yes, weather affects me, but it has nothing whatever to do with storms.

    I can tell you if the weather is going to change, but I can't predict how. If my back hurts, it might get suddenly hotter or colder or storm or stop storming, depending on what it's doing.

    TFA is crap. Oh well, nobody's perfect.

    (MRC="shotgun" although I think that's a bit drastic...)

  80. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  81. It Could Be True... by TheZorch · · Score: 0

    New understanding into the fields of Quantum Mechanics could easily explain what is going on. Quantum Physics or Quantum Mechanics as its sometimes called, does not obey any of the normal Laws of Physics nor any of Einstein's Theory of Relativity. New Cosmology fields are driving this understand. The discovery and confirmation of the existance of Black Holes, Warped Space, Dark Matter, and the recent discover that light can be slowed down flies in the face of established science. What does this have to do with this article. It has a lot to do with it. It adds scientific credibility to it in those areas of science once thought of as flights of fancy and are now gaining universal acceptance. Cosmic String Theory is one such field. So before writing something off as bullhocky just remember that something that was considered fantasy ten years ago is accepted scientific fact today. And those who are opposed to the Theory of Global Warming got a major wake up call this year and it name was Katrina.

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  82. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't... stop... LAUGHING...

    Can't... BREATHE... eyes... leaking...

    Thanks, I think I can go deal with it being Wednesday now. :-)

  83. Re:Kill the storm? by Goaway · · Score: 1

    No, there is no way, mainly because the article is 100% bullshit. It's laughable that Slashdot is actually running this.

  84. pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo by Y2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAMeteorologist, but I do have a physicists' union card. The heat from the condensation of water is an integral part of keeping a thunderstorm going. I think you can find the thermodynamics of it in the Feynman Lectures, volume 2. So this electro-acoustical story sounds like BS to me.

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  86. why I don't pay for slashdot by nasor · · Score: 1

    And this sort of thing, ladies and gents, is why I don't pay for slashdot.

  87. Bollocks by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guy is talking bollocks.

    Unfortunately, science is not cool anymore. It's a victim of its own success; things which obey rules never really attract attention. If light suddenly decided not to travel in straight lines, or objects suddenly ceased to attract one another in proportion to the ratio of the product of their masses to the distance between them, that would get noticed. If you want to get into the papers for drawing a triangle, all you have to do is make sure that its angles add up to something other than 180 degrees. If the pressure in a fluid were to act more strongly in one direction than another, or a homogeneous filament suspended by its ends formed some other curve than y = k * (e ** x + e ** -x), no doubt somebody would be screaming for Something To Be Done. {Except they would not, because we'd all be dead}.

    It probably doesn't help either that there is a public perception that scientists create things like nuclear weapons, genetically modified foods, climate change &c. and haven't yet given us the flying cars and wristwatch TV sets they promised us.

    Pseudo-science, on the other hand, is cool. It attracts the kind of sad-acts who, no longer content with merely refusing to eat the same kinds of food as the rest of us or call their kids the same kinds of names as the rest of us, now apparently resent the concept of being bound by the same fundamental laws as the rest of us.

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    1. Re:Bollocks by bigpat · · Score: 1

      If light suddenly decided not to travel in straight lines, or objects suddenly ceased to attract one another in proportion to the ratio of the product of their masses to the distance between them, that would get noticed.

      It really depends what you mean by a straight line.

    2. Re:Bollocks by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      What makes you think light travels in straight lines? read QED by Richard Feynman..

    3. Re:Bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite true. the Ptolomaic Cosmology is science, and this newfangled Copernican stuff is just looney fringe business, why those Hermetics think that the sun is God, not just another celestial body that happens to be especially close to Earth!

      LOL

  88. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by k12linux · · Score: 1
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. They laughed at Einstein, they laughed at Edison, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
    I think historicaly the major advances which were "laughed at" were laughed at primarily by those who were ignorant. Most scientists who take a reasonable look at claims and data can accept new ideas. The ones without personal agendas or ego issues anyhow.
  89. Nobody.... by irablum · · Score: 1

    expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  90. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Seanasy · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I'm forced to agree. Too bad Digg.com's discussions are even worse.

  91. Re:Possible way to kill hurricanes . . .and, spit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, with tooth paste, a swiss army knife and some dental floss you can do a much more powerful explosive.

    And save tons of money on dental work, too!

  92. My sig is relevant today by anticypher · · Score: 1

    I've had this sig for a while, I can't search back and find the attribution, but its from a fellow /.er

    Hemos is like...sci-fi fans;he thinks technology is cool, but he hasn't bothered to understand the science it's based on

    I find this pretty common in techies who didn't complete a formal education. Because they never had someone explain exactly the relations of capacitance, dielectric properties, EMF, or other scientifically known phenomena, they tend to "reinvent the wheel" with new names.

    Tesla was working with electricity at the time when committees were being formed to standardise names and units for all the "new" sciences. So while Tesla forged ahead and was creating his own terms for ideas such as inductance and surface effect, the less talented were sitting around academia publishing notes on inventions, and their terms became the commonly used terms today. When Tesla-heads (zero-point energy or free energy morons) rediscover his early writings, they find all kinds of unfamiliar terms and just assume he was describing something different and magical. When an electrical engineer reads Tesla's early works, there immediately is a connection to what was learned in second and third year EE courses, even if the terms are slightly different.

    This article was squeezed out by a poorly educated crackpot, who assumes that just because he's never seen detailed scientific studies of weather phenomena, they must not exist or were suppressed by some mystical cabal (which is true, they are called Universites, and they teach only their students what they know, the public are on their own)

    the AC

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  93. the Geneva Conventions by budgenator · · Score: 1

    The Geneva Conventions appliy to weapons of war, used in warfare between two or more nations. Using weather control for peaceful purposes don't apply; however if we were to try and steer a hurricane away from our gulf coast and it ran into Cuba instead, I imagine they'd be very vocal about it and there would be a lot of political fallout.

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  94. Electric Universe! by BytePusher · · Score: 2, Funny

    This article just proves again that we live in an Electric Universe!

  95. Wilma as a vortex in space-time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At long last I know where all my socks have disappeared while being dried in the dryer.

  96. Good by rupert0 · · Score: 1

    Im gonna sale a hurricane on ebay now.

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  97. Re:Kill the storm? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    sure just get a big old fashoned ultraviolet pulse laser and zap the storm, it would ionize the air between the laser and the storm causing a short circuit. OBTW you're nominated to push the button on the laser, I'm going to watch from a half mile away.

    There was talk about lightning being significant in tornadoes, and I can vouch for there being a lot of lightning in tornadoes, I've seen five of them at night and they even glow a very pretty blue-green. We also clocked windspeeds of over 800MPH on school (un-calibrated air defense) doppler radars in them, this could be caused by super-sonic shock waves from lightning.

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  98. They sap and impurify his precious bodily fluids by wsanders · · Score: 1

    To bad the site has hijcked the term "open source". The less the term is associated with crackpots the better.

    By the way any big storm will create "seismic disturbances". Big waves crash on shore, and heavy stuff falls over, and seismographs can pick this up. Big woo.

    And falling barometric pressure can make your joints hurt, as the pressure inside your body equalizes with outside.

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  99. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by khallow · · Score: 1
    And no, his potentially incorrect analysis does not make this phenomenon itself "bullshit" (to use such an uncouth word).

    But it is a good indicator. Besides he ignores the massive amount of heat that is radiated out by a tropical storm (through well understood thermodynamic processes) amd that if massive amounts of EM energy were being emitted by such a storm, it's not only be easily detectable, but also would overwhelm most of our delicate electronic devices and electrical power infrastructure - globally.

  100. Hi Sterling, lets talk. by krysith · · Score: 1

    Hi Sterling.

    I'm surprised you have the guts to show yourself in the thread after some of the comments which have been made. So, kudos on your bravery.

    However, I would like to take this opportunity to explain to you why so many people are mad at you right now.

    People were expecting (rightly or wrongly, this being Slashdot) a science story. This is not what they got. I will explain to you why this is not a science story.

    A science story would present a phenomenon which was previously unexplained, then present either a number of possible explanations and a way of testing them to see which one was right, or preferably, evidence showing that a particular explanation was correct. Paul Noel has not done this with his article.

    Instead of presenting an unexplained phenomenon, he makes suppositions and then skips the physics. I see a number of phenomenons which are being described in the linked article and its accompanying one at http://pesn.com/2005/10/21/9600193_Wilma_Energy_fr om_the_Vacuum/ One is his back pain. He presents no evidence that his back pain was caused by Wilma, and only presents one possible hypothesis (the electromagnetic one). Another is his link between vacuum energy and hurricanes. His only evidence that there might be link to vacuum energy is that according to his calculations, Wilma was losing energy of an "amount here is equal the detonation of a 20 megaton Hydrogen bomb every few minutes. To strip the planet of this much heat this fast requires an ionic short circuit into deep space." Um, there is this thing called the stratosphere where energy is radiated away into space as electromagnetic energy, named infrared. This is not new knowledge. Nor does it have anything to do with ionization or any "ionic short circuit". People on slashdot know this stuff. You should too.

    There are certainly things we don't know about hurricanes and other vortices. However, there are a lot of things that we DO know. Mr. Noel doesn't seem to know the existing science behind hurricanes, and he doesn't seem to have any problem with making up possible ideas to explain his gaps in knowledge. This is not a bad way to learn a subject, mind you. But before you go around telling other people that your ideas are correct, you better test them. Mr. Noel doesn't seem to have considered other hypotheses, much less tested to see which ones are correct. I mean, seriously! Vacuum energy? WTF? Where does that come from? His theory might as well be that the energy fairies are stealing it for all that he explains the mechanism. If he wants to expand our knowledge, great. Where is he doing that?

    I appreciate what you are trying to do with OSEN. If you guys want to discuss ideas, please do. However, once you decide it's worthy of publicizing, then you need to hold your people to the same burden of proof that other scientists are held to. Does Paul know how much you just publicly humiliated him? Linus wouldn't let any crap code into the linux kernel, and you shouldn't be posting any old crap to slashdot. Don't waste our time - it's enough of a waste as it is! ;)

    You know, I work on weird stuff also. I know that there is plenty of energy that we could be harvesting if we did it right. I'm building something right now you would probably find quite interesting. Some day someone like me might need something like OSEN to get word out about something that is not accepted by a part of the science community, or squelched by big business. However, if you think that ideas are more important than evidence, you would do me no good. I'd be better off avoiding you. If you want to have a little club, that's fine. But if you want to have more, you'll have to back up your shit with more than "we don't know everything". No shit. We already know that. Tell us something we don't know - not just something we don't think. There is a difference.

    1. Re:Hi Sterling, lets talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's kinda rude. Slashdot's got some issues with pervasive audience negativity, but that doesn't mean that it's a public venue to criticize a story that you don't like. Try a personal email next time.

      Tim Ventura
      http://www.americanantigravity.com/

    2. Re:Hi Sterling, lets talk. by krysith · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's got some issues with pervasive audience negativity, but that doesn't mean that it's a public venue to criticize a story that you don't like.

      What is this, TV?

      I apologize if I hurt Sterling's feelings. I know that sometimes I can be rather blunt. But actually, slashdot is a public forum where we criticize stories, when we like them and when we don't. That's what we do here. All I wanted to say was, "Before you submit to a public forum, be sure you can handle the heat". In this case, he made a bad choice. There were many other stories on his site which would have been much better recieved. I'm guessing he went with this one because of the hurricane tie-in.

      I am sending you an email, as it appears that you believe that discussions like this one should be kept hidden. Feel free to respond to it or send it on to Sterling. You can also respond here if you wish, or ignore me, rude fellow that I am. I know that criticism can be painful, and I do apologize to Sterling for any pain my criticism may have caused, but I said what I felt had to be said.

  101. Re:Kill the storm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    OBTW you're nominated to push the button on the laser, I'm going to watch from a half mile away.


    Ignoring for a minute that the original article seems to be less then reputable, and this response is facetious...

    If you are talking about instantly discharging all the energy in a hurricane, you might consider more than a half a mile buffer.

    Now returning to reality...

  102. Because we aren't stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wew know that the observed climate changes are part of the natural cycle called the North Atlantic Occilation. As the ice melts in Greenland, more old Norse farmsteds come out of the ice. Forests still aren't nearly as far north in the arctic as the stumps of the forests from before the mid-14 century.

    Meanwhile, the Greenland ice cap is thickening, so maybe this won't be an 800 year Warm, like the Medieval Climactic Optimum, after all.

    The US pollutes less then most other countries. Kyoto lets China and India - the world's largest polluters, continue to do so, while trying to destroy America's economy. It has nothing to do with climate - there is no evidence of anthropogenic global warming - but rather international politics.

    1. Re:Because we aren't stupid by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Go and read a book.

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    2. Re:Because we aren't stupid by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      Not one single thing you wrote is true.

  103. 'tornado in a can' pulverizer example by sterlingda · · Score: 1

    The 'Tornado in a can' is a funnel-shape device that takes rotating air at the top, and pulverizes whatever is put into it by the time it comes out the bottom.

    http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:Tornado_in_ a_Can

    Here's the catch, the amount of energy put in does not compute to the extent of pulverizing that takes place.

    There is something about the vortex that present science does not comprehend.

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    1. Re:'tornado in a can' pulverizer example by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      I doubt anybody's sat down and done a detailed analysis of what happens in this device. Until somebody does, and works through all the fluid dynamics equations and whatnot, we can't say we know what's going on. That goes both ways.

      I'd bet there's some resonance at work. Maybe somebody will analyse this for their Master's thesis.

  104. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by beckett · · Score: 1

    ha ha

  105. This is just painful to read... by jellisky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Especially as a researcher of hurricanes.

    This man needs to look at some actual real atmospheric science work. Even a little search would get him a wealth of hurricane information:
    http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/tcfaqHED.html

    I would suggest anyone interested in hurricanes to read this FAQ. It is relatively regularly updated with new research and information.

    TFA has some interesting points, but electromagnetic forces? How about simple thermodynamics? The troposphere responds to thermal forcings more readily than electromagnetic. (This is not necessarily true of the very upper reaches of the atmosphere, e.g. ionosphere, where electromagnetic forcings by the sun have not been heavily filtered and where the diatomic molecules of N2 and O2 do not make up the majority of the air.)

    He is right, though, in a analogue way about the hurricane being a capacitor and that it needs to release heat energy somehow. He's just completely wrong on how hurricanes typically do this.

    Hurricanes are warm core systems. This means that the center of the hurricane is warmer than the environment it lives in. This is required to keep the winds in balance. In a developing storm, the warm core is thought to form because of all the condensational heating. Then, as the storm strengthens, the heating from the convection (in a way) fluxes into the eye which allows the storm to strengthen and stay in balance (this is known as thermal wind balance, one of the fundamental balances in vertically-varying fluids... it is the phenomenon that explains why jet streams happen over frontal systems). In a way, one could think of the warm core of the hurricane as a sort of thermal capacitor... but it's not a perfect analogue.

    Additionally, with all that energy transfer, why doesn't a strong hurricane keep strengthening even with all the convection happening? Simply put, the convection helps maintain the hurricane vortex against friction. Since the hurricane has strong winds near the surface, an unforced vortex will spin down very quickly. The convection around the eyewall provides the energy needed to keep the vortex spinning against friction. Take a moment and think about how much energy friction must be dissipating, then, if you need as much convection as is seen with strong hurricanes.

    The hurricane is well-known to be a strongly balanced vortex that has an obvious structure that doesn't require any odd forcings like electromagnetics. Thermodynamics and fluid dynamics are all that are needed to understand 90% or more of the hurricane's structure. Electromagnetics in hurricanes is pretty silly. Besides, it's been well-observed that, given the strength of the convection in hurricanes, they have very little lightning compared to continental thunderstorms. The exact reasons for this are still speculative, but deal with the different precipitation processes in the two types of convection. Either way, I found all this rather silly. It's interesting to think about, but, from an expert in the field, pretty much ludicrous on its face.

    -Jellisky

  106. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. Is he saying that he needs shock treatments? It appears that most psychiatrist would agree.

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  107. My new laptop by mnmn · · Score: 1

    I just built a new octa-Xeon laptop with 15k cheetah x5 raid drives. Also built the hurricane transducer to power it.

    Now I'll wait for Wilma...

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  108. You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and you are very, very stupid as well.

    /. is a wholly appropriate place to debunk pseudoscience crap.

    Try eating shit and dying next time.

    1. Re:You are wrong by krysith · · Score: 1

      Ok, now that was rude!

  109. Electric Universe by the+real+manta · · Score: 1

    Are these cranks possibly related to the Electric Universe brigade. I detect a similar level of wackiness and some common themes.

    Seriously though, I read Slashdot to keep abreast of new technology news, not to read pseudo-scientific babble. I think the editors need to tighten up the quality control.

  110. Re:Slashdot needs a new category icon: the dunceca by Fitascious · · Score: 1

    The article also make a lot of references to the perfect storm being in 1993, when in fact it was in 1991

    http://archives.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/06/30/perfect. storm/

  111. Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by sterlingda · · Score: 1

    Paul is the author of this piece that so many here at Slashdot have flamed. Here is a response that he submitted for your consideration.

    It is posted in full, with illustrations, at http://pesn.com/2005/10/25/9600196_Wilma_Capacitor /reply_to_slashdot.htm

    - - - -

    To the critics of my article that made their comments in Slashdot's site, I say thanks for your attention. Maybe some of you will get brave and try to prove me wrong rather than just make argument. When you do, somewhere on the trail, we may come to more fully understand these events. What must be understood is just how poorly these events are understood. This may seem strange for the pasting some of you shot at me, but I am most interested in good science. Good science is more interested in fact than the politically correct opinions of today. That means you say thanks for criticism....

    To those who might have noted a bit more and been supportive, thanks. But keep on looking at reality. What I say doesn't matter except if it gets people thinking. Do remember I didn't attempt to write a technical document. It was more like a news report.

    For those who think I don't know what is going on regards these storms, I am so far into the edge of understanding them, I probably do sound crazy. This comes from the point of view of having observed this stuff for a long time. My observations of tornados and their associated phenomena extend from the 1960's. It grew more intense and deliberate in the early 1970's. Early on when I heard strange stories from tornado events, I thought these people were crazy. After actually observing them myself, I have concluded that most reports are probably less crazy than the reality. The physics is pretty strange. Hurricanes are very much related to this because tornados generally occur associated with continental storms, that are minus the name "Hurricanes" very much the same type of storm. Hurricanes also contain lots of tornados. It is all one set of physics.

    When the massive outbreak of April 3 of 1974 occurred I was watching and taking notes. I was there! In the two days prior to this outbreak, the wind blew warm and strong at up to 50 mph from the south, southwest. It had rained early on April 1 and the ground was soaked across the eastern USA with something close to 3 inches of rain in many areas. There was some tornado activity on the 1^st . As the evening of the 3^rd drew on tornado warnings were followed by massive tornados. I witnessed from a distance 2 of these super cell storms for about 45 minutes total. My location gave me an exceptional view most of the time. At that time I witnessed large volumes of air glowing with Cerenkov radiation. (Ref) These were several cubic miles in volume. This is referenced in the movie "Twister" where they talk about "going green." The events are related. The technical advisors from NASA (6 persons) to the movie were witnesses of the same event. I also took notes. K. Vonnegut (Troy NY) published these notes in a scientific report on the event.

    Later that evening as another series of thunderstorms passed through, the people without power knew to evacuate as tornados arrived, because "The air turned green." The NASA movie advisors were witnesses of this latter event.

    This event led me to look into the physics at a very deep level. What I found was most interesting. The predecessor to the US Department of Agriculture's Soil Conservation Service had published their annual report in 1910. It just happened to be in the local Public Library. I doubt the book even exists any more. In that report a discussion of drought, and soil erosion by various means led to a section on rain impact erosion and similar topics. It was noted in the report that the wind blowing over wetland at over 12.5 mph would aspirate microscopic droplets of water out of the land. These droplets were highly charged on their surfaces at the maximum for water. This is the belt o

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    1. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      I would advise Mr. Noel that the "green" is definitely not from Cerenkov radiation. I refer him to this, which explains how the sky's blue color is not due to Cerenkov emission (which peaks in the blue-UV region). Cerenkov is very well understood. If Mr. Noel feels strongly that the "green" arises from New Physics, then it cannot be Cerenkov, a phenomenon explained by classical electromagnetism.

      He may also find this green thunderstorm investigation of interest.

    2. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by krysith · · Score: 1

      Hi Paul,

      I am glad to see you respond. I know that it can be hard to be gracious when everyone is throwing stones, and I do appreciate your gracious response.

      Now, I am afraid I must proceed to throw a few pebbles of criticism:

      1) You have stated that "Annual lighting discharges are well in excess of any heat energy input to the planet." What is your source for this calculation? The earth receives on the order of 10^17 Watts of solar irradiation.
      According to the NASA Global Hydrology and Climate Center (http://thunder.nsstc.nasa.gov/primer/primer4.html ), about 100 lightning strikes occur per second. I have had trouble finding a definitive value for the average energy of a lightning strike, but wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning) gives an average of 500 MJ for negative strikes (95%) and 300 GJ for positive strikes (5%) for an average energy of about 15 GJ per strike. That is only 1.5x10^12 Watts. I also wonder about this storm that is supposed to have used a quarter of a year of earth's sunshine energy. That must have been one hell of a storm. I'm not sure you have your numbers right.

      2) Recorded pressure levels in a tornado are less than 100 millibars below atmospheric (reference: http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/ ). That means that the pressure inside a tornado is about 9/10 of an atmosphere. I would hardly call that a vacuum level appropriate for a particle accelerator. Generally in a particle accelerator you at least want to get well below the conductivity peak in the Paschen curve at about 10^-3 atmospheres. The last particle accelerator I built operated at 10^-10 atmospheres (10^-11 on a good day).

      3) Putting charge on one side of a capacitor draws charge onto the other side of the dialectric of the capacitor but does not transmit energy to the other side, unless you are using a very high frequency. Try charging one side of a capacitor while the other side is disconnected from the circuit and see how much energy is stored in the cap. I once tried building an electric motor based upon this misconception, so I am very familiar with it. You can test this using a capacitor and battery with some wires, so I encourage you to explore this yourself.

      4) Cerenkov radiation is usually blue. Mako1138 had a good post addressing this point. Of course, I suppose that interaction with some sort of atmospheric chemicals could result in green light coming from a Cernkov radiation source. However, if you want anyone to think that the green is from Cerenkov radiation, you will need to have some proof that it is.

      I have seen both Cerenkov radiation and the weird yellow-green sky in person (I was in this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lake_City_Tornad o ). In my own estimation the color is very different, although they both looked 'weird'. I can't explain it, but both kinds of light were what I would describe as 'penetrating to the eye'. I suspect that this may have had to do with the ambient light conditions in which I observed both.

      5) Usually when people use the term "vacuum energy" they are speaking of the energy associated with quantum fluctuations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_energy). You seem to be using the term to talk about the energy in the interplantetary plasma. Could you be more specific about which vacuum energy you mean? There is a large amount of energy total in this plasma because space is so large, but the energy density is fairly small. If you are referring to interactions between the interplantary plasma and the weather, could you be a little more specific about what that interaction is, and what the predictions or observations of your theory are?

      6) What sort of observation

    3. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      appended at http://pesn.com/2005/10/25/9600196_Wilma_Capacitor /reply_to_slashdot.htm

      Thursday, October 27, 2005 6:57 AM
      by Paul Noel

      Well the article he sites may have some fact behind it, but is definitely not what was observed here. ( I appreciate the electromagnetic side of the events a great deal) The radiation from this storm in the second 1974 event was brighter than noon day sun and occurred at 11pm. It was observed by thousands of people. It was terrifying to many of these people. The earlier event may have been influenced some by sunlight as it was late afternoon but the angles are wrong. The colors observed are most frequently green but I have also seen yellow, blue and reddish late at night.

      One event not related to the 1974 events, which I saw I was driving down the road and saw a strong lightning strike associated with a tornadic event. The sky air turned green. This is a sustained glow. I would suspect that the green is probably what gets out of the cloud with the more intense stuff buried in the cloud. This is very bright, blindingly bright and not some soft green as indicated by the author of the article. Also Tornado research tends to be full of guys who refute the eyewitnesses because they are so sure the people didn't see what they saw. I said this stuff gets pretty strange. I have also observed very large ball lightning quite close up. It is spectacular and will shake one up. (In many ways)

      The reason I report it to be Cerenkov radiation is, it looks like it. It is like the bright eerie glow from a radiation cooling pond. I have witnessed the more blue version of this associated with an intense ball lighting strike. It is pretty scary. The probability here is that the electromagnetic discharges here are causing fusion or transmutation of elements and a particle discharge. I would suspect that we are seeing a sustained version of events similar to cold fusion in some cases. Of course with many patients in the field of cold fusion existing and a lot of research going on, "It still doesn't exist." (Sorry for being a bit terse but does exist) All such events do have strong electromagnetic events associated with them. This is why you get an EMP pulse from an atomic bomb. Tornadoes have been known for decades to be very strong Microwave transmitters on TV Channel 2. I would assume on other frequencies as well. The green or other colors is a typical doubling down or fluorescence process seen in optics. This is where you use a higher frequency to drive a lower one. This is also related to the production of C14 from N14 http://www.beckwithelectric.com/keeping-current/kc -31.html and other sources will note it as well.

      I have not proposed that this is any new physics. It isn't. It is absolutely simple physics associated with well known principals. The problem is that people see it as something new. Van De Graff Generators are not new. They are the very classical base of nuclear physics research. Ionization of water is not new. (not pH) People tend to think it isn't there. You can see it when you wash a car and see the beads of water skimming over the surface not joining up with the already wet surface. There is all sorts of data coming in. The "Red Sprites" and "Blue Jets" are not new physics, NASA just recently observed them. Pilots had been told for years that they were crazy when they reported them. In the 1930's to the present when pilots reported strange glows associated with thunderstorms, suddenly the best educated and professional men, were relegated to the list of nuts and denigrated. It took NASA filming this and even in the case of the 1974 tornado event, it was home movies by these government types before glows associated with these storms could be accepted to exist. Even then it was heckled. It doesn't surprise me the hecklers

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    4. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that the sun emits UV in the same ranges as Cerenkov, so the green cannot be due to any additional UV emitted by theorized nuclear processes. I am also skeptical of the frequency doubling/halving aspects of the argument; doubling typically requires an extremely regular crystal structure, and besides, a Maxwellian distribution of cloud material does not conceptually lend itself to a narrow range of color output.

      Your mention of fusion is interesting. The natural abundance of deuterium is extremely low, and proton-proton fusion is so energetically improbable that even in the sun the average proton lifetime is 8 billion years. Therefore I find the argument extremely hard to stomach.

      The other issue with your particle accelerator analogy is the lack of a vacuum to operate in. I agree there's tremendous amounts of energy being moved around, and a large potential difference, but no particle is going to traverse the entire electric field without hitting something and being effectively slowed down. Particle accelerators have to run their beamlines in vacuum for that reason.

    5. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      From: "Paul Noel"
      To: "Sterling D. Allan"
      Sent: Saturday, October 29, 2005 6:10 PM
      Subject: Re: Fw: [Slashdot] Reply to "Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot" by mako1138

      I guess this guy has no idea what a tornado is. Hurricanes have
      tornados. At 250 mph a rotating column of air is going to bring a
      vacuum bottle pretty close to the ground from up in the rare areas of
      space. In addition it is backed by amperages of current and charged
      particles that over drive his limits. (Bute force by 10 to 14 orders of
      magnitude over his man made particle accelerators - The vacuum quality
      doesn't have to be very good here.) There is a lot more here when the
      high energy plasma from space hits the bottle due to magnetic effects
      and CMEs.

      Cold Fusion which he seems to neglect indicates plenty of options for
      fusion. In addition a lighting blast of say 50,000 amperes that is 300
      miles long has plenty of electron volts to drive this. NASA has tons of
      high altitude photos that back this up. The electron voltage here
      stacks right past any of the limits by many orders of magnitude. It
      even exceeds the center of the sun limits.

      I personally have witnessed "Ball Lightning" that was nearly 20 feet
      across in a severe storm. It was frightening to say the least. From a
      sound sleep I was awakened by a lightning bolt that just didn't turn
      off. It hit and then stayed on bright. I got up and looked out the
      window of my house to watch it for about 15 seconds. (Duration 30
      seconds or so on the event) It was something. Rest assured it was a
      fusion event. Torndoes appear to house such events.

      NASA has pretty well mapped this out and you put up a ESA graphic that
      matches to this. When I wrote I assumed that it was much less mapped
      out than has recently happened.

      Paul

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    6. Re:Paul Noel responds to Slashdot by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be missing my point: it can't be Cherenkov.

  112. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by khallow · · Score: 1

    And the flaky pseudoscience was laughed at by anyone who actually understood the subject.

  113. oh i agree by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    from down here in homestead it was quite a ride as we were in eyewall winds for quite some time and never got to experience the eye itself. see my livejournal for my play by play of the event http://cixel.livejournal.com/

  114. British Colombian Snake Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a damn sad say when a pair of canadians act like complete idiots( with the exception of Lester Pearson, and John Defenbaker ).

    Of course Storms act as capacators, which results from differing tempreture air currents move across others, they also discharge like common electrical capacitors. Its called LIGHTNING. now, if these mental midgets can detect it with their spines, which I doubt they posess, they would need to be far away from all other sources of electrical noise. How they ever sat down long enough to write a web page is beyond my comprehension.

  115. Magnetic bracelets by DiniZuli · · Score: 1

    Off topic reply:

    Maybe you should read this

    More details here, if you are not convinced (pdf).

    Above links may require that you access them from a institution (a university fx) that subsribes to The British Medical Journal.

    1. Re:Magnetic bracelets by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken I belive your reply has shown the parent posts conjecture to be correct.

      I have to admit I was suprised to see BMJ links so I followed the first one, it's conclusion states.... "It is uncertain whether this response is due to specific or non-specific (placebo) effects".

      I then clicked on a random citation and it had this to say about the paper...

      "The problem with this report and all others that employ a group receiving placebo is that it is easy to tell whether a strong magnet is being used and therefore difficult to compensate for a self-fulfilling prophecy."

      In other words the paper itself admits the research is inconclusive and other papers are using it as a bad example.

      Just for a bit of fun I read a few of the BMJ readers "rapid responses" at the bottom of the page, most were disappointed that the paper had been published.

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    2. Re:Magnetic bracelets by DiniZuli · · Score: 1

      you are right - except your first line: it doesn't make the parent posts conjecture correct. The report clearly states that it helps to wear these bracelets. It doesn't matter for the people wearing them whether or not it's a placebo effect, and it certinly doesn't make the people buying them stupid or without brains as insinuated. I myself know of two people who wear these bracelets and it really helps them alot. I'm a science guy though and as you are pointing out, no one knows if it's the bracelets that helps, so I certinly would like to see more research go into this (ie: how does little magnetic fields affect diferent kinds of tissue and the blood flowing in your veins).

  116. Re:What the hell is this? Seriously, what the hell by Chrononium · · Score: 1

    His analysis certainly is crap, given that he only knows a little bit of physics and tries to describe his symptoms using "dielectric stress." Still, if he was uniformly afflicted by EM (as in, working with his computer is difficult and painful), then perhaps he could be suffering from electrosensitivity. Some countries (like Russia) recognize it as an official affliction, while others, like the UK http://www.hpa.org.uk/hpa/news/articles/press_rele ases/2005/051103_electrical_sensitivity.htm, are only investigating.