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Fingerprint Scanners Fooled By Play-Doh

* * Beatles-Beatles writes to tell us YubaNet is reporting that in recent tests by Stephanie C Schuckers, an associate professor of electrical and computer engineering at Clarkston University, she has shown that, among other things, biometric security measures were fooled 90% of the time by simple attacks like Play-Doh molds. From the article: "Schuckers' biometric research is funded by the National Science Foundation (NSF), the Office of Homeland Security and the Department of Defense. She is currently assessing spoofing vulnerability in fingerprint scanners and designing methods to correct for these as part of a $3.1 million interdisciplinary research project funded through the NSF."

302 comments

  1. Is i just me by plaxion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or is it starting to look like ScuttleMonkey is getting kickbacks from **Beatles-Beatles?

    1. Re:Is i just me by mattwarden · · Score: 3, Funny

      You smell that? Do you smell that? **Beatles-Beatles bullshit, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of **Beatles-Beatles bullshit in the morning.

    2. Re:Is i just me by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Something funny is going on - two stories in a row? That's not chance, that's not coincidence, that's paid for. The only question is whether slashdot is paying **Beatles-Beatles, or **Beatles-Beatles is paying slashdot.

      Either way guys (and I'm talking to you, editors) it would be nice to be told. Just so we know, y'know? We're mostly intelligent, curious people here, and that sort hates being kept in the dark when there's so obviously something going on.

    3. Re:Is i just me by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What's more odd is that if there is something going on, they seem perfectly intent to be out in the open and obvious about it. Three stories in a row now (two on the front page) all with the same user (* * Beatles-Beatles) and the same link (http://george-harrison.info./ Why is ScuttleMonkey being so blatant about what he is doing? Does he not read anything on the submission at all? Or is he really in cahoots with this Beatles-Beatles fellow? Either way, doesn't he know that he is making an ass of himself and Slashdot by doing what he is doing?

      Here come the -1, Offtopic mods, which I have a feeling will not be meta-moderated.

    4. Re:Is i just me by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The funny thing is we haven't(as far as I know) seen a Roland article in a long while....hmmm.....

    5. Re:Is i just me by Tim+C · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Out in the open and blatant only in that they're not trying to hide it. On the other hand, they're certainly not telling us, despite numerous comments asking what's going on attached to every **BB story.

      Mind you, it's not like we should be surprised - they acted in exactly the same way about the Roland Piquepaille(sp?) stories, and have acted the same in the past too (anyone else remember the troll report thread and related mod bombing and moderation blacklisting? I *still* can't moderate). The bottom line is that for all slashdot seems to rail against poor customer service, they're quick to ignore their own customers.

    6. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT: Slashdot editor fooled by spam-doll

    7. Re:Is i just me by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand, they're certainly not telling us, despite numerous comments asking what's going on attached to every **BB story.

      What? When have the Slashdot eds ever told us ANYTHING?!

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    8. Re:Is i just me by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Um... Three stories, actually.

      This one, the Nanotech one and the Search Engine one.

      Obviously it's intentional now so they're probably just dicking with the readers (even slashdot can't be stupid enough to do something commercial like that in such a flagrant way). Besides, with the number of pages they serve and the advertising that goes with them, just how much do you think a paid-for article like this would bring to slashdot? For it to be enough for them to sell out, it would probably have to be too much for the Beatles Beatles guy to shell out. Not to mention, they'd be smart enough to hide it a little better with different submitter names.

      Still, why would Slashdot editors intentionally publish articles that, regardless of circumstance, direct you to a sleazy internet SEO type guy's crappy site? I don't get how that part fits in.

    9. Re:Is i just me by Seumas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, but what's up with the modding? I used to get mod points on a weekly basis, but I think it's been over a year since I've had any mod points. I sure don't remember participating in any sort of great uncovering of Slashdot secrets that would deserve such a response...?

    10. Re:Is i just me by Heembo · · Score: 1

      No, it's not just you. This is the third article I've seen from ScuttleMonkey FOR **Beatles-Beatles - the worst part is all the ad spam. How much money are you 2 making at your expense, you silicon-sucking pointy haired bastards?

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    11. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (anyone else remember the troll report thread and related mod bombing and moderation blacklisting? I *still* can't moderate).

      Here you go...

      ...BUMP : ) ...

    12. Re:Is i just me by hkmwbz · · Score: 1, Interesting
      "I didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, but what's up with the modding? I used to get mod points on a weekly basis, but I think it's been over a year since I've had any mod points. I sure don't remember participating in any sort of great uncovering of Slashdot secrets that would deserve such a response...?"
      Indeed.

      I suddenly stopped getting mod points too, and I can't figure out why.

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    13. Re:Is i just me by BarryNorton · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I suddenly stopped getting mod points too, and I can't figure out why.
      Me too, it had better be nothing to do with pointing out what wastes of space BB and CZ are...

      Still, I don't know why I should care - this place has really just descended into noise, and I honestly can't think of anything new I've learned here all year.

    14. Re:Is i just me by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Why not add a little hardware and check for a living finger? When I was in the hospital, they put a noninvasive sensor on my finger that measured my pulse and blood oxygen level. It uses two frequencies of light to measure oxygenated haemoglobin.

      If your gonna do something like that, why not use something like the hospital finger clamps, making the clamp a open switch, and the finger the closing element, and only activate depending on the electrical resistance of the finger (so it doesnt go off from a peice of metal or whatever, say.) then have the clamp hooked to a circuit or program to calculate if their heartrate is "abnormally high" (so in case you get a gun stuck to your head, it doesnt do your attacker any good) and then put your finger print scanner inside the clamp... though all this does is take care of a finger print scanner in a really complex way...

      Better yet, and easier, just use retinal scanners, or thermal imaging of their face to check the location of the veins in their head (fars I've hear, everybodys forehead veins are different, security firms were looking into using that)

      Still easiest of all, go talk to the Israelies, they're supposed to be the masters of security (camera/automatic face recognition and that sort of thing anyway)....

    15. Re:Is i just me by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Must be a pandemic, me too.

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    16. Re:Is i just me by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looking at your posting history, you seem to post fairly regularly. I have found that the moderation system seems to avoid giving mod points to people who post in most of the articles they read. I tend to only get mod points after the general standard of /. stories has been low for a week or two and I've not felt the need to post. When I go back to posting, they stop coming for a bit.

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    17. Re:Is i just me by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I just got mod points about an hour ago after at least a month or two drought. I figured it's because I stopped meta-moderating around the same time, but hey, who knows.

    18. Re:Is i just me by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      I don't quite see what the problem is. This guy is submiting LEGITIMATE news. He is using this to get a small amount of traffic. Slashdot wouldn't have allowed links in the submission process if they thought it was unfair.

      Please, someone explain what their problem is with this person... he's submitting legitimate news, and frequently. If you don't like it, make sure you send better news in. But please, stop complaining.

    19. Re:Is i just me by dorkygeek · · Score: 4, Informative
      Because * *Beatles-Beatles is a link-farmer and uses the high page rank of slashdot to increase the page rank of the links he's farming on his website.

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    20. Re:Is i just me by toleraen · · Score: 1

      You're probably right. I don't post a whole lot, but I do read pretty much all of the stories and their comments. I also meta-moderate whenever it pops up. As such, I get mod points probably 3 times every 2 weeks. Theory could be that if you're posting a lot, you'd have to stop posting to mod. /shrugs

    21. Re:Is i just me by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

      Preferences
      Homepage
      Customize Stories on the Homepage
      Authors ...and uncheck ScuttleMonkey

      Ker-plunk!

    22. Re:Is i just me by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Mind you, it's not like we should be surprised - they acted in exactly the same way about the Roland Piquepaille(sp?) stories, and have acted the same in the past too (anyone else remember the troll report thread and related mod bombing and moderation blacklisting? I *still* can't moderate). The bottom line is that for all slashdot seems to rail against poor customer service, they're quick to ignore their own customers.

      Actually, far more likely is that they don't have time to read /. comments all day since they are busy doing other stuff and managing the sbumission queue.

      I toally agree this whole ScuttleMonkey thing is BS and the guy should be fired, but if you want to make your point known, you should be emailing OSTG about it, not ranting on here where no one sees you.

    23. Re:Is i just me by hkmwbz · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I did find that if I took a break from Slashdot for a couple of days, I would often get mod points. But I haven't, and I have taken plenty of breaks. And I actually don't comment on most stories I read anyway.

      I think I've been punished for something, whatever that might be. And why should the admins care? They have tousands of potential moderators, so it doesn't matter to them if they kick out those who cross the line even a little, according to them.

      So yeah, it awards mod points if you aren't a rabid and eager Slashdot reader, but the thing is that it's been several months now, and at times I take breaks from Slashdot and only visit it a couple of times a week. That used to give me mod points, but no more.

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    24. Re:Is i just me by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I hate to stand up for the guy, but have you visited the site? It doesn't really resemble a link farm at all. I'm having a difficult time finding that many external links at all. I've read the discussion of who this guys is, but the site itself surprisingly looks fairly legit.

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    25. Re:Is i just me by dorkygeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      YES, I have do visited his site! See my other comment below.

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    26. Re:Is i just me by jamie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course nobody's paying anybody. Seriously, what would make you think that? If there were paid stories, don't you think we would make that blatantly obvious? Since it was created, Slashdot has been one of the best sites on the internet as far as keeping up the wall between advertising and content.

      Apparently this person submits a lot of stories that our editors think our readers want to read. That's all there is to it. Our editors review Beatles-Beatles submissions with the same skepticism (probably more) as any other.

      I normally don't bother responding to paranoid threads like this because there is so much paranoia and no way for us to respond to it all. But lately the comment volume devoted to silly speculation is just out of control. I kind of doubt this response will help stem the tide but it's worth a shot...

    27. Re:Is i just me by ip_fired · · Score: 1

      It's not just you. I haven't received mod points in nearly a year now. I must have pissed off one of the editors..

      I don't really care though. I used to be upset about it but I'll let someone else be the mod.

      I *am* annoyed that they won't tell us what is going on at all and that there is no good way to ask the editors questions.

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    28. Re:Is i just me by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The only question is whether slashdot is paying **Beatles-Beatles, or **Beatles-Beatles is paying slashdot.

      Who cares? His stories are much more interesting than copy machines on holidays stupidity.

    29. Re:Is i just me by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, but what's up with the modding? I used to get mod points on a weekly basis, but I think it's been over a year since I've had any mod points. I sure don't remember participating in any sort of great uncovering of Slashdot secrets that would deserve such a response...?

      I get mod points with sometimes annoying frequency. I think it's best in this case to apply Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Whatever byzantine method slashcode uses to assign mod points, it's probably not based on malice. I'm sure there is a mechanism for blacklisting, and that some people have raised the ire of one or more slashdot "editors" enough to get mod-bombed and blacklisted; but for the most part I'd say that the stupidly irregular assignment of mod points fits in neatly with the generally stupid way slashdot is run (e.g. editors that don't/can't edit, dupes, etc.)

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    30. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there was just one the end of last week. Thursday, I think.

    31. Re:Is i just me by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This BS is precisely why I stopped subscribing. The editors don't give a shit about the abuse and stupidity in the (a) "editing" and (b) moderation system.

      If they clean house, I'll start subscribing again. Until then, there's no incentive.

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    32. Re:Is i just me by drew · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is it hard to take any summary seriously that starts out with "* * Beatles-Beatles writes to tell us YubaNet is reporting that in recent tests by Stephanie C Schuckers..."

      Even if you don't recognize the name **Beatles-Beatles (I didn't until somebody pointed it out), it just sounds like a setup for an April Fools prank.

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    33. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I see, so you just let scammers and link whores to use slashdot for their own personal gain for FREE?

      Great business plan there. I guess you have no problem with slashdot turning into spam-dot, or just don't care.

    34. Re:Is i just me by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      then have the clamp hooked to a circuit or program to calculate if their heartrate is "abnormally high" (so in case you get a gun stuck to your head, it doesnt do your attacker any good)

      ...but also thereby guaranteeing that if you're late for work, you're gonna be that little bit EXTRA late because you have to stop at the the door and rest after running from your car in the parking lot. Also, if you're old and weak, or you've been up all night, or you've hard eight cups of coffee your heart rate will be "abnormally high".

      Basically it's a dumb idea. Duress isn't adequately isolated from other types of stimulus for it to be detected automatically. Duress has to be detected manually, i.e. by an action of the person with a gun to their head. Most biometric systems are paired with a PIN entry. This allows you to have your regular access PIN to just open the door, and then have a special "duress PIN" that will alos open the door, but silently calls security or your monitoring service.

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    35. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, * * BB is providing a service to slashdot. He is finding and submitting articles that may be of interest to all of us. In exchange, he gets to link to one of his pages, whose page rank may or may not be improved by appearing on slashdot. In the end, we all benefit.

    36. Re:Is i just me by n0dalus · · Score: 1

      I didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, but what's up with the modding? I used to get mod points on a weekly basis, but I think it's been over a year since I've had any mod points.

      I sent an email to CmdrTaco about this last week. His response:

      The most common reason people stop getting mod points is that the site selects moderators for a group of 'typical' readers... and usually people actually end up reading to [sic] much Slashdot and slide outside that 'typical' zone :)

    37. Re:Is i just me by njyoder · · Score: 1

      Holy shit. An insane amount of those comments were moderated 0 or -1, "offtopic." There's no way that many random Slashdot moderators would waste their mod points moderating down a large thread of trolls. You only get like 5 moderator points at a time, so that means either a) a lot of random Slashdot moderators were just being overzealous that day for no good reason or more likely, b) the small group of official moderators (like CmdrTaco), who have an infinite number of mod points, moderated them down.

      I'm guessing B, because I have never, EVER seen a single thread that literally had dozens of comments from different users moderated to 'offtopic.'

    38. Re:Is i just me by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Apparently this person submits a lot of stories that our editors think our readers want to read. That's all there is to it.

      Perhaps so. I don't think it's obviously true or false. One of the things that makes me think this is paid for is that, of the nineteen stories that are listed as approved on his user page, sixteen of them have been approved by ScuttleMonkey. Looking at the front page of Slashdot, it's not as if ScuttleMonkey is approving the majority of other people's submissions, so how do you account for the obvious bias?

      But lately the comment volume devoted to silly speculation is just out of control. I kind of doubt this response will help stem the tide but it's worth a shot...

      I think that putting rel="nofollow" on the submitter's link would help stem the tide.

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    39. Re:Is i just me by Ubi_NL · · Score: 1

      Jamie,

      although you won't read this I think it's safe you say many people just do not believe your explanation anymore.
      The thing is that it's not just this incident. The many Ronald Piquepaille post, which are shown many times to be copyright-infringing ripoffs, solely meant to make money just shows, over and over again, that slashdot editors allow this kind of abuse. And it is you allowing this to happen rather that their attempt to try that annoys many.
      The same issue goes for **BB. Many people submit highly interesting posts, and just having one guy getting three posts in a row by one editor really is too unbelievable to be a coincidence. I find you naive in believing Scuttlemonkey has no added reasons to keep on posting these.

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    40. Re:Is i just me by nametaken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll take the bait.

      Why is it that Scuttlemonkey favors Beatles-Beatles posts so heavily. I mean seriously, some of us are reasonably logical. It is nearly impossible that one person could hit the front page with almost every single article submission, without some kind of favoritism, with great frequency. If someone would just tell us what the deal is, I expect you wouldn't see the entire articles devoted to the "paranoia" you refer to. Obviously people agree that something is wrong, as I haven't seen an on-topic comment yet, and the moderators all agree.

      Otherwise we're talking one hell of a coincidence.

    41. Re:Is i just me by jkauzlar · · Score: 1
      "Of course nobody's paying anybody. Seriously, what would make you think that?"

      Umm, like he was saying, there were three stories in a row from the same writer and posted by the same editor. The same editor has posted like 16 of the guy's last 19 stories. I really don't care, but I will the next time I submit some news and get rejected in 5 minutes. Considering there are nearly a million accounts on Slashdot it seems extremely unlikely 1 person would get three stories in a row posted 'at random.' Nobody but you guys know what the quality of the other news items are, but, seriously, if Scuttlemonkey's going to raise eyebrows among your thousands of readers, don't you think he better at least say something in explanation? He could at least acknowledge that things look fishy, but that he's honestly picking the best stories from the queue.

      "But lately the comment volume devoted to silly speculation is just out of control."

      Yeah, that's always the readers' fault, isn't it?

    42. Re:Is i just me by pAnkRat · · Score: 1

      I've been reading Slashdot regularly (almost every day) since 1998, under various accounts.

      My karma has not always been good, but has been positiv for most of the time.
      I never got modpoints until recently (about 4 month ago)

      My tactic is this.
      - visit slashdot every day (but only once, that's enough)
      - read a few stories
      - post sometimes
      - metamod once a week

      Since then I've been getting modpoints about once or twice a week.
      I've been modded down in metamod only twice.

      Don't know if this helps, but it's what I do.

      Huibert Gill

      PS: does anybody know how I can change my nickname into my real name?

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    43. Re:Is i just me by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      "PS: does anybody know how I can change my nickname into my real name?"
      Actually, I wanted to change my nick too. I mailed the Slashdot guys, but never got a response.

      Might as well start over with a new account I guess...

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    44. Re:Is i just me by cornface · · Score: 1

      Of course nobody's paying anybody. Seriously, what would make you think that? If there were paid stories, don't you think we would make that blatantly obvious?

      Ummm...no. That's the entire point of running paid links disguised as articles.

      Apparently this person submits a lot of stories that our editors think our readers want to read. That's all there is to it. Our editors review Beatles-Beatles submissions with the same skepticism (probably more) as any other.

      Review them with the same skepticism...and then post them approximately 1 million times more frequently.

      Something doesn't add up.

      I normally don't bother responding to paranoid threads like this because there is so much paranoia and no way for us to respond to it all.

      And also because that would involve actually reading or caring about the site. It's obvious that's not the case.

    45. Re:Is i just me by jamie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most of the replies to my comment are saying largely the same thing. I'm not sure which to reply to so I'll reply here. I'm probably not going to continue the conversation after this unless someone brings up a really good point, and this is all offtopic anyway, but... here's my commentary for what it's worth...

      I guess if somebody wants to not believe me, that's fine. Everybody has the right to an opinion. But I'm trying to share the facts. Slashdot doesn't take money for posting stories to our front page, and if we did, we would make it obvious that we had. I work with these guys and I know.

      Heck, if Slashdot ever does get to the point where we think it's OK to take money for secretly biasing editorial content, I'll quit. One of the things I like about working for Slashdot is the editorial integrity. That hasn't changed in the six years I've been here. I find the scenario of Slashdot's front page going pay-for-coverage to be highly implausible, but if it does, I have better things to do. And I doubt I'm the only one here who feels that way.

      Plus, if we ever got to the point where we sold that integrity to some random guy who just wants us to link to his George Harrison site... uh, at that point we are obviously so hard up for cash that I probably wouldn't have a job for long anyway ;)

      As for rel=nofollow, yes, we do consider ways to make the submission process less gameable, like we constantly do for almost every part of the site. The policy has been for years that your reward for telling us about a story worth posting is 3 karma and a link to your homepage, and we don't want to change that without careful consideration.

      Oh, and a number of people have pointed out (and I haven't checked this) that ScuttleMonkey has posted most of the Beatles-Beatles stories. Do y'all realize that this works against your theory? If we were getting paid wouldn't every editor be doing it? Just asking :)

    46. Re:Is i just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and a number of people have pointed out (and I haven't checked this) that ScuttleMonkey has posted most of the Beatles-Beatles stories. Do y'all realize that this works against your theory? If we were getting paid wouldn't every editor be doing it? Just asking :)

      Ever consider that ScuttleMonkey is making a little ScuttleMoney on the side? Yes, even people you know may in fact not be honest. It's shocking, I know, but it's true.

    47. Re:Is i just me by putko · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that when I troll on certain topics, the whole thread of trolls will get modded into oblivion.

      This is usually the case when the trolls hit certain topics that the powers that be care about.

      Complaints about Zonky's dupes, "Pickle-Pail" or "Beatles Beatles" seem to be esp. touchy.

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    48. Re:Is i just me by xtracto · · Score: 1

      that ScuttleMonkey has posted most of the Beatles-Beatles stories. Do y'all realize that this works against your theory? If we were getting paid wouldn't every editor be doing it? Just asking :)

      I have to agree with other post, it may be possible that this editor is making some profit outside slashdot via a nice arrangement with the story poster. You'd better watch out seriously.

      Maybe you should limit the number of stories per person accepted monthly. Just a thought...

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  2. LOL by Red+Samurai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better not install it in a kindergarten then.

  3. Wow by antikarma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, two in a row for Beatles. This is getting ridiculous...

    1. Re:Wow by sam_paris · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its actually three in a row. IT: Fingerprint Scanners Fooled By Play-Doh

      Science: Nano Tech. Spurs Continued Health Concerns

      NewsWeek Looks at Search Engine Optimization

    2. Re:Wow by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Again like roland, the articles are generally interesting.
      If its a choice between a beatles beatles article and some crap, I know which I would choose.

      Submit some decent articles and get him off the homepage :)

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    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As it was written earlier, others suggested the same article which was miraculously granted to **BB.
      People theorized that either the ** shows up on the list, or there is a deeper conspiracy.

    4. Re:Wow by shri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Today's submissions that were rejected include a new digital imaging chip from the folks at Univ of Rochester and the Gnope.Org release (PHP GTK Toolkit).

    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the really deep conspiracy is that **BB was actually the one that was involved with the kennedy assigination. So, maybe we should write it up in wiki?

    6. Re:Wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Today's submissions that were rejected include a new digital imaging chip from the folks at Univ of Rochester and the Gnope.Org release (PHP GTK Toolkit).

      Are the editors, trying to bury the site?! I'm a geek. I want to read about stuff like this? Those writeups have better have been awful.

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    7. Re:Wow by SpectralDesign · · Score: 1

      And yet my original article submission about MMORPG sweatshops in China get rejected.... go figure....

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    8. Re:Wow by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1
      Reorient those tinfoil hats. What struck me is that the NSF is funding this "clay beats fingerprint scanner" research. Aren't a lot of great projects going unfunded for lack of money at this time? And didn't we already know this about biometric scanners and gummi bears? What's next, "NSF funded research shows that Silly Putty lifts prints from finger scanners!"? DARPA gets more money, but somehow the NSF still gets pushed into funding lame defense related research.

      Regarding the seeming favoritism of a particular submitter or of certain subjects, if they'd posted that Gnope story maybe people would have wondered what's with the rash of stories on package management. Had one about Autopackage recently. As they had posted another story about Autopackage many months ago, I would've preferred one story about each rather than 2 about Autopackage.

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    9. Re:Wow by ceeam · · Score: 1

      I salute you! Actually, it's a good idea - since editors don't do their job we should rebel and post our own discussion topics to whatever crap the "top story" is. I guess we should invent some comment header markup, like "*TOPIC* A new digital imaging chip" or something like that. Of course there are asshole mods who would mod such posts as offtopic... Oh, well.

    10. Re:Wow by Tom · · Score: 1

      Yes, especially considering that I'd be surprised if there were not others who were rejected in favour of Beatles. Quite frankly, the collaboration between ScuttleMonkey and Beatles is far too obvious to be a coincidence.

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    11. Re:Wow by shri · · Score: 1

      Hmmm ... thats what I have my blog for. :)

    12. Re:Wow by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Yoko Ono will come along any minute now and break it up.

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    13. Re:Wow by jrock-jr · · Score: 1

      Do you ever you listen to news radio or TV and their main story of the hour is about some useless fact or something that falls in the "Not-quite-news" category? Something like "Theives are targeting I-POD owners!". Like its supposed to shock listeners. Its kinda the same when slashdot has nothing important to tell us about, they dip their hand in the * * Beatles Beatles shit-pile and pull out some news-filler. But it keeps us coming back doesnt it!?!

    14. Re:Wow by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with "* * Beatles Beatles" getting 2, 3, or a dozen articles posted in a row? As long as their articles are interesting and the headlines and article descriptions are better-written than other, similar headlines and descriptions, isn't that the point? Isn't the *content* of the post more important than the person who wrote it?

  4. Redundancy... by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Which is exactly why Biometrics, i.e, "Fingerprint readers", should only be one small part of a much more robust security infrustructure. Redundancy is key...

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    1. Re:Redundancy... by this+great+guy · · Score: 5, Funny
      Redundancy is key...

      That's why we all have 10 fingers.

    2. Re:Redundancy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, if I want in I won't hesitate to use my clay mold as many times as you have readers

    3. Re:Redundancy... by close_wait · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's why we all have 10 fingers.

      Speak for yourself. I only have 9 fingers, and of them, only 5 have useful fingerprints. Which is why I always have great amusement at immigration whenever I visit the US these days. "Please place your left index finger on the glass. Oh. Er, your left thumb then. Oh, you haven't got a left thumb. Well, your second finger then. Now your right index finger. Oh. Your right thumb - er no, make that your second finger - er okay, so perhaps your thumb after all". And because the pointless (*) DHS fingerprint system at immigration doesn't actually do anything useful, I go through the same rigamarole each time I enter.

      (*) nearly as pointess as the questions on the green visa waiver form, eg "have you been involved in genocide between 1933 and 1945 in nazi germany?".

    4. Re:Redundancy... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Redundancy is key...

      I keep hearing this over and over so it must be true.

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    5. Re:Redundancy... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      It must be a pretty sad retina scanner (also biometrics) to be fooled by Play-Doh.

    6. Re:Redundancy... by mpe · · Score: 1

      nearly as pointess as the questions on the green visa waiver form, eg "have you been involved in genocide between 1933 and 1945 in nazi germany?".

      Especially given that "been involved" is rather generic (e.g. it includes survivors) and some of the most notorious camps wern't actually in Germany. Wonder what they'd do if someone said "yes" with a date of birth after the war ended...

    7. Re:Redundancy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the original poster you replied to. I hope you have not been offensed by my joke (this was the risk with a joke of this kind). Anyway sometimes it sure must be difficult for you to endure the real world, you have of course all my support.

    8. Re:Redundancy... by Yakman · · Score: 1

      The camps may not have been in what is now Germany, but they were certainly in "Nazi Germany".

    9. Re:Redundancy... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Hey i've got an idea. Instead of measuring some attribute of the body, for which a circumvention appears only moments away, why not instead have a string of symbols (letters, numbers, etc) that you have to commit to memory. When you wish to access a computer system, instead of presenting your finger or retina to be scanned, you just key in the string of symbols you have previously remembered. This would also allow such a system to work remotely where the scanners aren't available.

      Obviously such a system has it's flaws, you would have to make sure that your pass string isn't something that would be easily guessable, and that the mechanism that you deliver your pass string to the system is secure. These are all flaws that could be worked out in time though.

      I'm sure that my new pass string (or "pass word" if you like) authentication mechanism overcomes many of the flaws of the older finger/retina scanning systems, and is the way of the future. I don't suspect that I will have any problems getting a patent for my idea. I think i'm going to be rich!

  5. Good security by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's one thing to fool fingerprint scanners. The ones described in the article use a photo system that takes a picture of the full print and detects similarities with prints on file. It does sound pretty easy to fool. However, what about swipe-based scanners? Or retinal scanners? Surely Play-Doh isn't durable enough to drag over a fingerprint swipe-scanner and it's probably difficult to make a good replica of an eye with the stuff.

    But the real security comes with a Marine standing guard. If you can get passed that guy, the biggest problem is already solved.

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    1. Re:Good security by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Funny
      What is he supposed to do, remember all two hundred peoples faces that pass him in a day?

      He stands near the scanner. And if he sees that anybody puts something else than his finger on the scanner, he shoots ;-)

    2. Re:Good security by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And now you have to trust the Marine guard.

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    3. Re:Good security by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 4, Interesting
      But the real security comes with a Marine standing guard. If you can get passed that guy, the biggest problem is already solved.

      Then you're in trouble (scroll to near the bottom where they just drive through the main gate). The red team Red Cell were notorious in the eighties for getting into any base they set their sights on, in fact they were so successful that it played no small part in being shut down, they were just too much of an embarassement.

      In fact, human security guards are notoriously unreliable, they'll get a few, but also let quite a few through. So I'm not sure that's necessarily the "biggest problem." It's a problem, but a combination of guard relying on technology that he's been assured is "foolproof" when in fact it is not, doesn't make for much in the way of security.

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    4. Re:Good security by Tom · · Score: 1

      While you are correct, the main purpose of guards next to biometrics devices is to ensure that users can not tamper with the devices.

      Biometrics are notoriously trivial to bypass if you can tamper with them at will. That's why in a serious environment, you put a guard next to the scanner so nobody can walk up with a severed hand and get waved through.

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    5. Re:Good security by Tom · · Score: 1

      What is he supposed to do, remember all two hundred peoples faces that pass him in a day? Get a grip!

      200 faces is nothing, especially if they remain largely the same. England during the 1600s had prisons with wardens, but no gates. Visitors could enter and leave freely, but the guards quite knew their inmates.

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    6. Re:Good security by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      While you are correct, the main purpose of guards next to biometrics devices is to ensure that users can not tamper with the devices.

      Yes, that's what I was trying to get to in my last sentence, i.e. that that won't work either. As the guard will have a tendency to become complacent given that the e.g. fingerprint scanner is "foolproof" and not even bother to look at it as the person scans his finger. Compare if you will the absymal successrates of photo id:s when put to the test. The guard there is actually required to look at it as a part of the procedure (i.e. it's not incidental to the procedure as it is here), but anything usually goes. Even cartoon pictures (I know of one instance of Donald Duck) have gotten people into military bases. If I was a betting man, I'd bet that just holding the severed finger between the thumb and forefinger on the hand (in effect presenting a six fingered hand) would let you in more often than not, even with a fairly "vigilant" guard.

      A guard beside a finger print scanner will probably prevent someone walking up carrying a dead body, or taking a crowbar to the gate, but beyond that I wouldn't bet my life on it. People without technological support just aren't that good at routine surveillance (at a reasonable cost that is).

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    7. Re:Good security by cfx666 · · Score: 1
      Please watch GATTACA http://imdb.com/title/tt0119177/ again.

      Cfx

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    8. Re:Good security by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The Gummi Finger articles previously mentioned on Slashdot covered that technique. They succeeded in faking out fingerprint scanners with a gelatin cover placed over a real finger, easily used surreptitously.

      Take a look at http://cryptome.org/fake-prints.htm for examples of how the technique is done. Basically fingerprint scanners are like the US airport guards. They make people feel more secure and help prevent casual attack, but they're not good enough to provide genuine security from an even slightly clever attacker.

    9. Re:Good security by boingo82 · · Score: 1

      And then there is the old Star Trek method of killing a guy, carrying around his hand/eyeballs, and getting into anything he had permission to.

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    10. Re:Good security by mpe · · Score: 1

      If I was a betting man, I'd bet that just holding the severed finger between the thumb and forefinger on the hand (in effect presenting a six fingered hand) would let you in more often than not, even with a fairly "vigilant" guard.

      It's probably possible to come up with a mechanism for putting the fake finger print on your own fingers, latex, PVA or similar.

      A guard beside a finger print scanner will probably prevent someone walking up carrying a dead body,

      The guard had better be armed, since anyone who can walk around carrying a dead body is likely to be strong enough to also throw the guard some distance.

    11. Re:Good security by cvd6262 · · Score: 2, Funny

      From my experience (and that of a friend of mine who was in pharm sales) the easiest way to get on *any* military base is to put a Dominos Pizza sign on the top of your car.

      Seriously, I was picking up a cousin at Travis AFB, and they put me through ten minutes of questions, even though I had all the passes, paperwork, etc. While they had me standing outside my car, they waived a pizza guys through without even stopping him.

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    12. Re:Good security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity the drunken sod who sees the scanner and can't resist unzipping his fly...

    13. Re:Good security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A testement to the unreliability of guards:

      FATHER: Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come
      and get 'im.
      GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
      GUARD #2: Hic!
      FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.
      GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the
      room.
      FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e
      doesn't leave.
      GUARD #1: And you'll come and get him.
      GUARD #2: Hic!
      FATHER: Right.
      GUARD #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him
      entering the room.
      FATHER: No, no. Leaving the room.
      GUARD #1: Leaving the room, yes.
      FATHER: All right?
      GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
      FATHER: Yes, what is it?
      GUARD #1: Oh, if-if, oh--
      FATHER: Look, it's quite simple.
      GUARD #1: Uh...
      FATHER: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the
      room. All right?
      GUARD #2: Hic!
      FATHER: Right.
      GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
      FATHER: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure--
      GUARD #1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he
      had to leave and we were--
      FATHER: No, no, just keep him in here--
      GUARD #1: Until you, or anyone else,--
      FATHER: No, not anyone else, just me--
      GUARD #1: Just you.
      GUARD #2: Hic!
      FATHER: Get back.
      GUARD #1: Get back.
      FATHER: Right?
      GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
      FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
      GUARD #1: What?
      FATHER: Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
      GUARD #1: The Prince?
      FATHER: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
      GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know,
      it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
      FATHER: Is that clear?
      GUARD #2: Hic!
      GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
      FATHER: Right.
      [starts to leave]
      Where are you going?
      GUARD #1: We're coming with you.
      FATHER: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't
      leave.
      GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.

    14. Re:Good security by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      You always have to trust someone. The employees you let into the building, the janitor who cleans it, the guy who installs the door, etc, etc, etc. Sure, you can keep everyone out...but then why have a door at all? These things are locks, nothing more. And you've got to give someone the key. A marine is a pretty good bet, generally.

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    15. Re:Good security by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Thanks for giving me a laugh on an otherwise dull morning :)

      One would assume that the persons ordering the pizza in the base would have contacted security to let them know that a pizza delivery was coming. Not that it really adds a lot to the security but you couldn't just put a sign on your car and rock up.

      For most security systems that i'm aware of, the simplest way through would be to thwart the human element rather than concentrate on anything technical.

    16. Re:Good security by jamesh · · Score: 1

      The guard had better be armed

      That's generally the idea isn't it? Not much point having a guard who's best offensive action is to yell out "Stop right there you nasty, nasty man".

    17. Re:Good security by g-san · · Score: 1

      Having flung a few pizzas in my day, here is an explanation for what you saw. You get on your shift with all the other pizza flingers. A call comes in from the base. It's your lucky day, YOU get to go on base. You get the get the customer's pizza, drive, go chill at a friends house for a few minutes, then drive to the base entrance, usually the only one where civilians can get on the base. You park, get out, show ID, fill out a form, yyy, get a pass, get back in the car and proceed to deliver the pizza. Takes about 5 minutes.

      But now you have the pass, and lucky you, you get to take all the Base deliveries for the rest of the night! And when you take your next delivery to the base, you go to the same gate, the guard sees your pass, and waves you through. Nothing sinister going on here, though there are obvious security holes.

      This post brought to you by Round Table Pizza. :)

  6. Welcome to Slashdot by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Funny

    "News for financial partners of the editors, bank balances that matter."

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  7. Gummy bears by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    A guy at work was always talking about using gummy bears to commit the perfect crime. You somehow make a mold of someone's fingerprint using that gummy bear material. Then you use it on a fingerprint scanner, which gets fooled by it, and it lets you in. Then, get this- you eat the gummy bear fingerprint mold, and permanently destroy the evidence of your intrusion.

    I always thought that was a little disgusting. You mean you're just going to eat that thing right after you pressed it against a disgusting fingerprint scanner?

    1. Re:Gummy bears by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      You mean you're just going to eat that thing right after you pressed it against a disgusting fingerprint scanner?

      You are right. If it was a Gummy Venus de Milo I doubt I would have the self control to make it to the scanner.

    2. Re:Gummy bears by tarawa · · Score: 1

      The gummy bear story is definately true. I contracted for a major computer manufacture (one of the top 5, I can't give a name because of a NDA) but a customer found that if he heated a gummybear and made a mold of his finger print he could defeat the reader.

      It was one of the older readers we distributed and was already discontinued and being phased out. The newer one that replaced it took into account body-temperature and more depth detail about the print, so the gummybear trick wouldn't work. (At least that's what the engineers claimed, don't know if it worked out, my contract ended before those readers became widespread)

    3. Re:Gummy bears by frankmu · · Score: 4, Funny

      i think the 5 second rule would apply, so it would be safe to eat.

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    4. Re:Gummy bears by George+Tirebuyer · · Score: 1

      You can eat the Playdoh one too. It's non-toxic

    5. Re:Gummy bears by dreeze · · Score: 1

      Disgusting or not, it's a gummy bear.

      The rest of the process might discourage you from eating it as well. Just be sure to use regular gummies, as the sugar-free variety containing maltitol or the like can cause laxation... and that's the last thing you'd want to have while trying to escape with those top-secret documents.

      Also, there are other ways around biometrics that don't involve candy.

    6. Re:Gummy bears by no_barcode · · Score: 0

      You don't need to eat anything. Just turn the play-doh finger into a little Mr. Bill. Nobody would ever expect Mr. Bill.

      "Oh nooooooo...!!!"

      What? I don't have any Karma anyway. What do I care?

    7. Re:Gummy bears by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      afaict the 5 second rule is bullshit, if anything was going to be picked up it would happen immediately on contact.

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    8. Re:Gummy bears by Incadenza · · Score: 2, Funny

      The 2004 Ig Nobel Prize Winners

      PUBLIC HEALTH
      Jillian Clarke of the Chicago High School for Agricultural Sciences, and then Howard University, for investigating the scientific validity of the Five-Second Rule about whether it's safe to eat food that's been dropped on the floor.

  8. Old Hat by TheAcousticMotrbiker · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is old hat, sortof.
    German computer magazine C'T defeated fingerprint scanners a few years ago using gummibears. Im sure www.heise.de should ahve a (german) copy of that still online somewhere

    1. Re:Old Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it Gummi Bears they used? Or was it a gelatine cast? I don't quite recall and I don't know that it matters. Basically the same thing.

    2. Re:Old Hat by TheAcousticMotrbiker · · Score: 1

      Gummi Bears

    3. Re:Old Hat by olekasper · · Score: 1

      The c't article along with Matsumoto et al's "gummy bear" paper indeed started much of the then-interesting biometric device testing, something which seemingly the makers of the equipment didn't think of themselves. Most biometric devices aimed at the SMB or home markets are of laughable quality, and should never be trusted. Seemingly, nothing has changed suring the past 2-3-4 years. Myself and others did a project on this when I was in college, and we managed to easily make moulds out of play-dough as the referenced article, along with other stuff. c't article in English: http://www.heise.de/ct/english/02/11/114/ Matsumoto et al: http://www.lfca.net/Fingerprint-System-Security-Is sues.pdf ours: http://my.opera.com/olekasper/homes/files/attackin g_fingerprint_sensors.pdf

  9. And? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are three flavors of a security pass:
    1. Something you have, like badge or actual key.
    2. Something you know, like a password or pass phrase.
    3. Something you are, like a General, Doctor, or American citizen.

    Two-form authentication (where you use two of the three above forms) is quickly becoming regconized as being much more secure. Numerous security professionals were hoping biometrics would fit into the "something you are" category, but increasingly that category is being replaced by "something you have". You can have a General's uniform or forged passport... or a playdough impression from an authenticated finger. All this study does is confirm that migration.

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    1. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. Something you have, like badge or actual key.
      2. Something you know, like a password or pass phrase.
      3. Something you are, like a General, Doctor, or American citizen.

      This gets interesting in the overlaps that refute the categoricals. What you know and what you have both define what you are. For example what makes you a General or a Doctor other than the correct uniform? A detailed knowledge of military or medical matters. So let's take two twins, one a doctor and one a general and get them to spend a month teaching each other everything they know about each others subject. The doctor twin puts on his brothers uniform and walks right into the base. Now, can he spend an entire day bluffing his way through a tactical conference, while his brother does a bit of impromptu brain surgery? Unlikely but not impossible. So is it what we know that defines us as who we are? Not with 100% certainty. Is it what we have that defines what we are? No, not definitely. Keys, passwords, biometric features, money, any facet of physical acuality can be forged, stolen or substituted. So where does that leave us? It leaves us with the uncomfortable philosophical annoyance that identity does not exist. We have to step back and look at the question again. What are we trying to achieve through assigning identity? We are trying to map INTENTION. The guy getting on the plane may look like, smell like, sound like, walk like... the person the computer says is good ole regular Joe Citizen 101, but what if his _intention_ is to blow up the plane and not ride peacefully? Joe could have been brainwashed/blackmailed/replaced by an android. Identity isn't the thing that governments and identity researchers _want_ it to be and so we have to start tackling the more difficult issue of stopping people needing or wanting to steal money or blow up planes.

    2. Re:And? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think that biometrics are dangerous because they give people the false belief in a perfect security system, an extension of when I've heard people in a company tell me that "the computer says so".

      People will trust these systems to the point that they will disengage their critical faculties, because they have been told how reliable they are.

      When biometric ID cards come in to the UK, I believe we will see more fraud because of this. Once someone works out how to break it (by gummi bear, play-doh) or whatever, they will pass and be able to pull off bigger frauds.

    3. Re:And? by Znork · · Score: 1

      You're hitting the problem exact spot-on.

      The whole problem with 'perfect security' is that it encourages design without graceful modes of failure.

      When you know you have shitty security, and you know you that it's more or less practically impossible to get better than moderately shitty security, you design the whole 'system' with those factors in mind.

      Wether in computer systems or social, economic and physical systems this can take various forms, ranging from not pissing people off more than you have to, through not keeping as many valuable/important things in one place, to designing for redundancy.

      Once you start thinking you're 'secure', or even start thinking you can ever get 'secure', you'll feel like you dont have to design for graceful failure, and you'll get horrendously burned.

    4. Re:And? by realnowhereman · · Score: 1

      To quote Douglas Adams on the Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454:

      "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair"

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    5. Re:And? by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      There are three flavors of a security pass:
      1. Something you have, like badge or actual key.
      2. Something you know, like a password or pass phrase.
      3. Something you are, like a General, Doctor, or American citizen.

      You forgot:
      4. Gummi-bears. All flavors.

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    6. Re:And? by Tom · · Score: 1

      The problem is that as long as vital signs can be faked, fingerprints deteriorate from "something you are" to "something you have" through the use of a large knife or sharp scissors and a few seconds with the person "that is".

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    7. Re:And? by ifoxtrot · · Score: 1
      I would like to point out an additional category: Cognometrics - something you recognise.
      Whilst it could be argued that recognition is part of knowledge (i.e. something you know), there are fundamental differences between recall (uncued) and recognition (cued). The latter is invariably easier - simple example: do you think it's easier to answer a multiple choice question, or a question with no choices?

      The importance of this point should not be underestimated since one of the biggest problems with authentication mechansims is their ease-of-use, and their dependability. Cognometrics are easier to use in general, although there have been relatively few trials on their practical application in the real world.

      Incidentally if you want to know more I would recommend the book "Security and Usability" edited by Lorrie Cranor and Simson Garfinkel. Chapter 7 describes cognometrics and has much greater depth about the issues and strengths (one of the authors is Ross Anderson).

    8. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that identity does exist, but may not be as quantifiable as some would like.

    9. Re:And? by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

      This is similar to what the automakers discovered when they decided to make cars harder to steal. The improved alarms and systems that made it more difficult to steal a parked car forced the thieves into something far more dangerous: carjacking. After watching the statistics rise since security systems became better and better, it's not clear that we've made a step forward.

      For the person that really wants access, cutting off a finger may be just a minor hurdle. The "something you are" also poses a problem once a system has been breached. "How do I become something else, now that someone else is the same thing that I am?"

      Tim

    10. Re:And? by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      In security, the phrase "something you are" normally refers to an innate, unique characteristic (like a fingerprint) rather than a socially acquired and non-unique one (like being a Doctor).

  10. Play-Doh is... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 5, Informative

    For all us not not from the same cultural sphere as the submitter, Play-Doh is a clay-like compound used by children to form various things. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play-Doh

    1. Re:Play-Doh is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Play-Doh is a clay-like compound used by children to form various things.

      Well then, all we have to do is to keep children away from the fingerprint scanners, and then everything will be okay!

    2. Re:Play-Doh is... by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Play-Doh is a clay-like compound used by children to form various things.

      'When I was a little man
      Playdoh came in a little can
      I was Star Wars' biggest fan
      Now I'm stuck without a plan
      G. I. Joe was an action man
      Shaggy drove the mystery van
      Devo was my favourite band
      Take me back to my happy land!'

      -- The Aquabats, Playdoh. A wonderful song of geek nostalgia...

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    3. Re:Play-Doh is... by Gadzinka · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's something I don't understand. From the article on Wikipedia:

      Its exact makeup is a secret [...] Play-Doh was invented by Noah McVicker and Joseph McVicker in 1956 and awarded U.S. Patent 3,167,440 in 1965.

      So, is its formula secret, or was it patented? If the patent was granted in 1965, shouldn't it expire already?

      Robert

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    4. Re:Play-Doh is... by connah0047 · · Score: 0

      Play-Doh was invented by Noah McVicker and Joseph McVicker...

      who shot JFK...

    5. Re:Play-Doh is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Shaggy drove the mystery van"

      Did he? I thought he just sat in back getting high.

    6. Re:Play-Doh is... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      If you want to keep something secret, you'd better not patent it...

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    7. Re:Play-Doh is... by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      A few recipes for home-made "Play-Doh" (courtesy of Google)...

      http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1611,147171-236192, 00.html
      http://www.chariotsatp.co.uk/misc/pd.htm
      http://www.kidsturncentral.com/crafts/crecipe17.ht m

      They all are very similar (hot water, flour, salt, cream of tartar, oil, food coloring) but differ slightly in the proportions of each ingredient. And since the Wikipedia article states that "real" Play-Doh uses a petroleum distillate, I doubt any of these (or any other recipe you'll find on Google) is the authentic recipe.

      If nothing else, this means that one could save quite a bit of cash when trying to fool a fingerprint scanner...

  11. Next: man on terrorist watch list after buying Doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have no children and buy PLay-doh you might be added to the terrorist watching list as a security risk.

  12. Alias by aitikin · · Score: 1

    Wow, they really need to keep some play-doh around in SD-6. Next time Sloane is stuck in the torture room and they need his fingerprint they've got the solution right there!

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    1. Re:Alias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the conference room?

  13. Capacitance? by Omicron32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I may be using the wrong term here, but why not have some sort of capicitance measuring device on the fingerprint scanner? Something a bit less sensitive than your iPod wheel or a normal laptop touchpad so it has to detect a current on the persons finger before it will even begin to scan?

    Not that I've tried it, but I'm pretty sure you can use Playdoh to navigate around your iPod.

    1. Re:Capacitance? by anzev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could fool this by using balistics gel. It has almost the same properties as the human body, including conductivity. Although it's tougher to make, but you could use play-doh to create the first mold, than harden it, put it in a vacuuform and create the perfect finger mold.

    2. Re:Capacitance? by Grevling · · Score: 1

      You can. Use the same technology as for a polygraph but do a frequency scan will give you an unique phase/resistance curve that i doubt any non biological material can duplicate. It will also be able to detect if the finger is alive because this signature will change over time if it is dead (breakdown of the biologial material). You can also detect the heartbeat of the person with this metod, but that would perhaps require a too long measurment period. Cap that up with the standard noninvasive oxygenation/ heartbeat sensor that patients on intensive care have on their fingers you should have a pretty foolproof system. Using only a still image as detection is pretty lame. The method described in TFA is probably better but it really does not determine that the finger in question is a biological object.

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    3. Re:Capacitance? by Grevling · · Score: 1

      Will this also model the skin resistance?

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    4. Re:Capacitance? by anzev · · Score: 1

      Try it yourself: here.

      Let me know how it works out :-).

    5. Re:Capacitance? by Grevling · · Score: 1

      ;-) Im not in that buissness(skin resistance) any more and dont have the equipment. I was being a bit retorical. It will be a homogenous material. If you dont have a method of creating very thin layers with siginificant difference in capacitance and resistance you wont be able to fool a multi frequency/phase analysis.

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  14. This is unacceptable. by c0dedude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fingerprints are now part of our total security strategy and a first-line screening technique for inprocessing of mass police events. When groups are processed after WTO rallies and other such large police events, processing uses fingerprint ID. Imagine a case in which 500 were arrested and all could be terror suspects, and the terrorist, who would have been ID'd, got away because of a fingerprint error. Fingerprints are used by banks to cash out-of-state checks. It's time to verify fingerprints and begin associating them with a biometric less modifiable, such as retinal ID. Of course, concerns about the coercivity of this approach are justified, but the security benefit outweighs. If we're going to use biometrics, let's use effective ones. Of course, the merits of mass arrest are questionable, but if we are going to do it, let's do it right.

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    1. Re:This is unacceptable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you honestly think that terrorists are being picked up in the protest mass arrests? They'd be smarter if they laid low. The people being picked up are patriots.

    2. Re:This is unacceptable. by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The people being picked up are patriots

      Categorically saying they are patriots is just as silly as saying, categorically, that they are not.

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    3. Re:This is unacceptable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Retinal ID is hideously expensive and sometimes damaging to the eye. Please don't believe that it's a useful tool just because you've seen it in movies.

    4. Re:This is unacceptable. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Of course, concerns about the coercivity of this approach are justified, but the security benefit outweighs."

      I disagree 100%. The free speech concerns alone (fear of retribution, etc) should be enough to dissuade anyone who thinks it's necessary for government to do this.

      I suggest you read In Perilous Times by Geoffrey Stone, maybe get some more perspective on why this kind of security, enacted by governments at protests (for "processing groups" as you say) is bad for a country. ahref=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/article s/A61287-2004Nov18.htmlrel=url2html-31607http://ww w.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61287-2004No v18.html>

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    5. Re:This is unacceptable. by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... it may be relatively expensive, as all retinal id algorithms are patented, and requires reasonably high grade and unusual equipment to capture the biometrics.

      I don't think you are correct to say it's sometimes damaging to the eye. I believe it uses low power infrared beams - no more damaging to your eye than regular opticians equipment. I suppose you could always slip while using it and bash your eye on a metal corner or something...

      Do you have any evidence of eye damage from retinal id biometrics or are you just making some noise?

    6. Re:This is unacceptable. by gg3po · · Score: 1
      It's time to verify fingerprints and begin associating them with a biometric less modifiable, such as retinal ID. Of course, concerns about the coercivity of this approach are justified, but the security benefit outweighs.

      Point taken. Let's start with your retinae. C'mon. Post a link to high res scans of your retinae. I'm sure a sensible person like yourself will quickly comply with such a reasonable request since you agree that "the security benefit outweighs." Otherwise how will I know you're trustworthy? I'm waiting.

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    7. Re:This is unacceptable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The light used is typically quite bright, bright enough to be uncomfortable or even damaging to some people with very sensitive eyes. Look up "retinal scanner" and "eye damage" as keywords to find half a dozen good references.

      Tne one I tried perhaps 10 years ago not only was so bright as to be uncomfortable, it required you to remove your glasses. Take someone who's really astigmatic or farsighted, ask them to put their face right into this binoculars like setup, and use bad cushioning material on it that frays easily in use or stiffens up so much in harsh cold that you can gouge your eye as you lean over to it in cold weather. They replaced the frayed material when I pointed it out, but that thing was frighteningly dangerous for someone with visual problems from removing their glasses.

    8. Re:This is unacceptable. by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you're not representing the facts truthfully. I'm not an expert on biometrics, but I am studying for an MSc in Information Security, so I know a little on the subject.

      To be honest, I don't think you even tried the search you suggested. I tried searching for "eye damage" and "retinal scanner" as you suggested, and found no good references at all. No medical discussions on eye damage in retinal scanners. No biometric industry discussions. Nothing.

      I found a few sites discussing the popular misconception that retinal scanners damage the eye. It is acknowledged in the biometric industry that people get nervous with things involving eyes and other sensitive parts of the body.

      These days, they work by shining a low power infrared beam into the eye. They are typically used in high security access control applications (they are very accurate), but they require considerable training to be able to use well. You have to keep your head quite still and be able to look into the machine with your eyes open.

      Maybe things were as you say they were 10 years ago, but if you're going to make pronouncements about a technology on Slashdot, don't you think you might make the effort to get a little more up to date? I suggest you search for "retina scanner" and read up on it a bit.

    9. Re:This is unacceptable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I found several stories like this: http://www.engr.wisc.edu/bme/newsletter/2002_sprin gsummer/Article01_ECG.html. I admit that a more targeted search phrase, such as "Can retinal scanners damage the eye"?, gets better results.

      My contact with them is admittedly old: if they've gone to low-power infrared, effectively, then good for the developers. The old bright light was very uncomfortable. But that doesn't offset the part where the focusing headpiece can become risky if mis-handled, if for example the padding of the eyepiece becomes frayed, which is a kind of disrepair that I've actually seen. Unless someone's invented a new, wildly more durable form of padding and a maintainer who will actually keep it fixed, there's still a small danger to unsuspecting users who've just removed their glasses and see very well.

      Old experience may be out of date, but have you seen any evidence of the other factor being addressed? I suspect not. And the expense of the things is still hideous even compared to fingerprint scanners.

  15. They are also annoying in other ways by siddesu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I for one have a problem logging on via the scanner after a longer bath. The damned thing won't recongize the fingerprint and won't let me logon until the skin dries and the wrinkles on the fingers go away.

    It is not bad, as I give up on the computer in the evening, just don't wash your hands before a presentation :-)

    1. Re:They are also annoying in other ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I for one have a problem logging on via the scanner after a longer bath

      I don't think that is a concern for most of the people who read this site.

    2. Re:They are also annoying in other ways by codegen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most of us take showers.

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    3. Re:They are also annoying in other ways by gg3po · · Score: 1

      Actually, this sounds like a great way to avoid having your fingerprint acurrately catalogued into an invasive Big Brother database (be it corporate or government owned). Just soak your hand in warm water for a couple minutes before heading off to renew license/cash cheque/etc.

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    4. Re:They are also annoying in other ways by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't bet on that!

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  16. $3.1 million? by Morgor · · Score: 1

    "She is currently assessing spoofing vulnerability in fingerprint scanners and designing methods to correct for these as part of a $3.1 million interdisciplinary research project funded through the NSF."

    I hope she didn't use it all on Play-Doh...

  17. Conspiracy. by Jaruzel · · Score: 4, Funny

    ScuttleMonkey IS ... * * Beatles-Beatles ?

    -Jar.
    (Who is so happy now he can join in with the Beatles-Beatles thing)

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    1. Re:Conspiracy. by gagypsy02 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, do his fingers smell like Play-Do?

  18. I Don't Know About You Guys But... by Niraj59 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I, for one, enjoy * * Beatles-Beatles's articles. Everything he posts is news to me and the content is stuff that matters to me. I especially love his well-designed, non-sketchy website. If Slashdot would implement his wonderful CSS styles (when you hover over text, it all becomes italicized and underlined with a box drawn around it) my experience here would be great. Is there any way we can make * * Beatles-Beatles a moderator, or better yet, an administrator on Slashdot? That would be excellent. Keep up the great work ScuttleMonkey and * * Beatles-Beatles!

    1. Re:I Don't Know About You Guys But... by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, it's even better than that. I've got FireFox 1.5 on XP, and I choose to ignore font styles.

      When I put my mouse cursor on the first line underneath where the title "George Harrison Biography (Mr Showbiz)", the site DANCES for me.

      Dance George, dance!

    2. Re:I Don't Know About You Guys But... by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ooh, just found another.

      Put your cursor over/near the graphic "separator" just above where it says "Tribute Biography (Assoc. Press Bio)". Lovely.

    3. Re:I Don't Know About You Guys But... by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad thing is, that would be an improvement, as I've yet to notice BB or SM make a dupe post or obvious grammar error.

    4. Re:I Don't Know About You Guys But... by vistic · · Score: 1

      This is entertaining... why don't more sites have this feature?

    5. Re:I Don't Know About You Guys But... by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      I've yet to notice BB or SM make a[n ...] obvious grammar error.
      Then you've not read them... even the titles have had grammatical errors!
  19. Pulse Oximetry by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why not add a little hardware and check for a living finger? When I was in the hospital, they put a noninvasive sensor on my finger that measured my pulse and blood oxygen level. It uses two frequencies of light to measure oxygenated haemoglobin.

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    1. Re:Pulse Oximetry by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or simply needles that shoot out and a microphone listening for screams.
      It would be cheaper to implement.

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    2. Re:Pulse Oximetry by permaculture · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps you didn't read the article. It mentions that the researcher in question has added extra hardware to get around the problem. The new hardware checks for sweat flow from the finger, and can distinguish between cadaver and living fingers.

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    3. Re:Pulse Oximetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Perhaps you didn't read the article. It mentions that the researcher in question has added extra hardware to get around the problem. The new hardware checks for sweat flow from the finger, and can distinguish between cadaver and living fingers."

      Yeah...
      with a reliability of 90 %.. Dosn't really sound safe to me. Or let me put it this way, I wouldnt protected something that should have a high security with it.

    4. Re:Pulse Oximetry by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It could inject some bleach into whatever it was trying to scan. Then it would be 100% accurate on whether the finger was living or dead.

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    5. Re:Pulse Oximetry by jamesh · · Score: 1

      You could make a _very_ thin playdoh film (or a film of something else) that slips over your fingerprint. It would only have to be thick enough to fill in the ridges in your fingerprint and provide a new set of it's own. I'm not sure if a thinly covered finger could be differentiated from a non-covered finger.

  20. It's part of the master plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can boost George-Harrison's PR on google, they can probably convince the All Mighty One to bring him back from the dead. The same couldn't have been done for elvis because he is alive and well and editing for slashdot :)

  21. Wait a minute... by coopaq · · Score: 2, Funny
    You mean you can use Play-Doh for something other than sex?

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by dagr8tim · · Score: 2, Funny
      [i]You mean you can use Play-Doh for something other than sex?[/i]


      I call BS on this. Every knows slashdoter's don't have sex. Unless you are attempting to reproduce female organs. Which in that case, you would have had to of seen one in real 3. And that comes back to my original point.

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    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you know about not having sex? From your attempt at using UBB tags it's clear that you spend waaaay to much time on forums frequented by cool people. Only us sad gearheads eat sleep and breathe HTML.

  22. Boycott by arthur5005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, two in a row for Beatles. This is getting ridiculous...

    I think as a collective we've got to get around to doing something about this. Criticisms that Slashdot content, and the overall quality of the website are merrited. I think a boycott is in order here.

    Lets make it clear to the editors that these kind of submissions shouldn't be tolerated, and will recieve no attention. These kind of posts should recieve no replies regardless of importance. After which we should all carry out the task of resubmitting the article for discussions on the topic to resume.

    After this post I intend to disregard any submission by '**Beatles-Beatles' and refuse to contribute or mod any of this Sponsorship Scandal(for those who don't live in Canada) like material. (Not a perfect analogy, but someone's getting a payoff it seems)

    ending transmission....

    1. Re:Boycott by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      I think as a collective we've got to get around to doing something about this. Criticisms that Slashdot content, and the overall quality of the website are merrited. I think a boycott is in order here.

      Or sabotage. I know, let's /. the Beatles Beatles site. (runs and hides)

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    2. Re:Boycott by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Almost all of **BB's submissions have been accepted by SkuttleMonkey, so I suggest that the appropriate action is to block stories from this 'editor'. I have now done so, and if enough other people do then it will start to hurt /.'s revenue (if no one sees his articles, no one will read them. If no one reads them, then no one will see the adverts, or use up any of their subscription money on them) and hopefully this will encourage them to employ some more competent people.

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    3. Re:Boycott by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

      The problem is PageRank, not readers viewing ads. Typical SEO abuse...

    4. Re:Boycott by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

      May I suggest an appropriate sig for our cause?

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    5. Re:Boycott by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      I think a boycott is in order here.
      Good idea! I'll refuse to subscribe to Slashdot until they fix this. Then I'll go back to what I was doing before: not subscribing to Slashdot. That will, somehow, show them!

      Wait, I have a better idea. Block ScuttleMonkey's articles if you don't want to see them, or just skip over * *Beatles-Beatles's submissions when you come across them. And spare the rest of us your whining.

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  23. Fight back against this Beatles Beatles spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's ruining Slashdot, so here's what we need to do:

    1. He has a guest book that we can troll, spam, etc. Unfortunately he's shut off image posting (from what we did to him last time) but we're not going to let that stop us, are we? Show this moron spammer who's boss!

    2. If you go to the very bottom of the page, there's some kind of link farming going on. I'm not sure if this is trollable, but if it is, I'm sure someone on Slashdot can figure out how to do it. The best thing would be to find a way to shut down the entire link farm somehow, or else redirect it to goatse or something. This constant beatles spamming on slashdot is getting old.

    3. If you have a web page, do some creative googlebombing about stupid websites and moron spammers or whatever.

    1. Re:Fight back against this Beatles Beatles spammer by dorkygeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Or simply report abuse to CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org) every time a story by * *Beatles-Beatles gets posted!

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  24. You would think Beatles-Beatles could at least by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Informative

    spell the name of the University correctly if he is going to spam slashdot. It's CLARKSON, there is no T in there!

    1. Re:You would think Beatles-Beatles could at least by 71bigblock · · Score: 1

      THANK you!

      -ECE Class '94

    2. Re:You would think Beatles-Beatles could at least by MissingDividends · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone beat me to it... I live less than 10 minutes (walking time) from Clarkson. In case anyone was interested, http://clarkson.edu/ is Clarkson's website.

  25. More fingerprint spoofing techniques by BeermanAtCampus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Last summer on WTH: Spoofing fingerprints in 10 minutes shown at WTH last summer. The guy on the video also says that he never encountered a fingerprint reader which couldn't be fooled. Interesting is also to see is that he does not make a fake finger, but only a thin acryl layer placed over ones real finger. And also on the CCC website: A image gallery with text (EN) how to copy a finger print. So it's not all about the Play-Doh

  26. Re:Do the right thing.... by linefeed0 · · Score: 1

    Actually, that won't do anything. The problem is that Mr Beatles does SEO and is getting more pagerank (supposedly) from being linked from slashdot's FP. The only affirmative action you could take would be to remove any link to slashdot you may have on your web site. If I had one, I'd remove it now. Too bad, because slashdot is such a wonderful time waster... But thanks for your contribution of typically ill-informed libertarian rhetoric. It's more obvious when you paste it into random situations like this just how bankrupt that argument is.

  27. Sanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do those sanders work? Can they really remove your fingerprints from your fingers? Cause I was thinking, no one is going to be able to steal my fingerprints if I have no fingerprints to steal. Then again, if I have no fringerprints, it's going to be hard to log into whatever requires it as a biometric password.

    1. Re:Sanding by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Then again, if I have no fringerprints, it's going to be hard to log into whatever requires it as a biometric password.
      Toes. Lips, too.

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    2. Re:Sanding by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      They grow back. Background info here

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    3. Re:Sanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      scuttlymonkey likes to play with playdodoh

  28. Re:Redundancy... (is not the key) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Redundancy is impractical after certain level, how'd you like that you have to login tens of times to a system every day, and that this takes, eye scan, finger scan, face scan, answering distorted CAPTCHA, entering user, password, ordering a set of pictures in right order and what not.

    At the end it'll be so "redundant" noone will want to use it.

  29. The thing is... by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fingerprint scanners are rubbish. They're simply not that reliable. Even if they sound reliable - if you have a scanner that's 99.9% accurate, that means that one person in 1000 has a close enough fingerprint to pretend to be you. Or to put it another way, 10000 Belgians share your fingerprint.

    And the best scanners are nowhere near that accurate.

    1. Re:The thing is... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Even if they sound reliable - if you have a scanner that's 99.9% accurate, that means that one person in 1000 has a close enough fingerprint to pretend to be you. Or to put it another way, 10000 Belgians share your fingerprint.

      Or to put it a third way, if you have 1000 people authorised to be on site, the odds are that any random who walks up and puts his finger on the scanner will be let right in...

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    2. Re:The thing is... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yep. I'm assuming the system has at least some sort of user ID. Relying entirely on fingerprints would be useless securitywise.

  30. The fickle ways of moderation by tod_miller · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I announced my displeasure with the ueber google-gayness of the beatles link in these stories before - and was modded as '-6 tin foil'.

    The problem is, if a slashdot page links to starwars dot com with the words 'solo shot first' then this will change the very nature and fabric of the universe, and may actually cause earth quakes and or hurricanes, or at least a small butterfly flapping it's wings might get struck by lightening (deserves it!).

    Google is a bit dumb, and I am suprised that slashdot users : viaga, cheap-prescription-drugs, auto-warranty and friends haven't been posting more stories.

    I am not 100% happy witht he ghey projects like micro formats to use link voting either (google doesn't AFAIK have the option to non-googlify a link, if it did and /. used it, how many stories would beatles post?) and the fact that the first 100 million lines in the pages about link voting are hippie gay credits for the two guys who set it up makes me wary.

    akin to those twats scraping over who invented music, the internet, downloading music, downloading the internet, sex, tits and beer by fighting over who 'invented' podcasting.

    humbug?

    of course, this is an estimation.

    please type the word in this image: ballpark
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    1. Re:The fickle ways of moderation by welsh+git · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > (google doesn't AFAIK have the option to non-googlify a link, if it did and /. used it, how many stories would beatles post?)

      >rel=nofollow

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    2. Re:The fickle ways of moderation by MemeRot · · Score: 1

      (google doesn't AFAIK have the option to non-googlify a link, if it did and /. used it, how many stories would beatles post?)


      Sure, you can mark a link to not be followed by robots like googlebot quite easily. Just add a rel="nofollow" to the href. Movable Type started supporting that a while ago to fight comment spam. It's supported by google, yahoo, and msn at a minimum.
  31. Omission in the FP by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As is typical, the editors leave out crucial information in their first post so as to make the article more interesting and attempt to gain more posts (Which I assume is used as a metric for advertisement pricing).

    Quoted from FP:

    University, she has shown that, among other things, biometric security measures were fooled 90% of the time by simple attacks like Play-Doh molds.

    Quoted from TFA:

    Schuckers and her research team made casts from live fingers using dental materials and used Play-Doh to create molds. They also assembled a collection of cadaver fingers. In the laboratory, the researchers then systematically tested more than 60 of the faked samples. The results were a 90 percent false verification rate.

    The crucial piece of missing information: The need for dental materials; the same stuff used to make casting for denture, false teeth, etc. To do what the researchers did, one needs more than play-doh. But of course ignoring this makes the FP much more dramatic becuase it implies that a preschool toy is sufficent for fooling biometric scanners.

    For the record the quote from the FP is the part written by the editors, not by the submitter (unitalicized portion of FP), so the error (or omission) was made by a /. editor, not by the submitter.

    I find it frustrating that what I once thought was a useful and interesting source of infomation and lively discussion seems to have become what it once seemed to differentiate itself from. Slashdot editors seems to be adopting the playbook of big media and skewed news to drive up user posts.

    I find this sad because I thought that Slashdot was a site with an alternative playbook, that treated its readers as more saavy. Now it seems to be on the slippery slope to USA Today style reporting. I can only assume that this change is an attempt to drive up ad revenue. But I am afraid it will alienate many of the readers.

    1. Re:Omission in the FP by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      You don't need expensive dental materials. I fooled one just by using elementary school Elmer's Glue. Just swab a thick layer onto your finger, let it completely dry, peel it off carefully so it reverses the print to the outside, and voila. My friends and I all had a good laugh when we used it to fool the IBM Thinkpads that came with the scanners.

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    2. Re:Omission in the FP by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      I'm more worried that our governments spent millions of dollars on fingerprint technology and then thought to spend millions to test it.

      As for the story quality I can't really say as I haven't been on here more than a couple of months but it does seem to have degenerated in the past couple of weeks with more people making jokes and less people being indepth, concise, informative and well...nerdy.

      Of course, then I look at some of my posts and see why. Perhaps I should leave. Maybe I have sent /. over some invisible point of no return. :)

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    3. Re:Omission in the FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people still wonder why /. readers are now migrating to Digg...

    4. Re:Omission in the FP by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      The need for dental materials; the same stuff used to make casting for denture, false teeth, etc. To do what the researchers did, one needs more than play-doh.

      I assume they used dental plaster because it is longer lasting and easier to work with once set than play dough, jello, etc. There is nothing magical about dental plaster; I'm sure they could have just used the play dough, but would have had to continously re-imprint the dough because it fell apart after one or two uses.

      Neglecting to mention the use of plaster in the fooling process is not a critical omission on the part of the poster, IMHO.

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  32. The Worst Form Of Corruption by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Or is it starting to look like ScuttleMonkey is getting kickbacks from **Beatles-Beatles?

    In the words of Napoleon: "Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence."

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  33. Macgyver by bmfs · · Score: 1

    I remember Macgyver defeating a hand print scanner using chalk dust to stick to the oils deposited by the previous person who used the scanner. I guess a swipe scanner makes much more sense if you want to try and keep Macgyver out (who are we kidding here, Macgyver can defeat any security system with nothing more than a bar of chocolate and a toothpick).

    1. Re:Macgyver by untouchableForce · · Score: 1

      No, Macgyver must have his trusty duct tape and swiss army knife to defeat security systems. He reserves chocolate bars for minor tasks such as sealing leaking containers of acid that is so dangerous they'll destroy an entire research facility to keep it from getting out.

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  34. Child's play by this+great+guy · · Score: 1

    Fooling fingerprint scanners is really a child's play with Play-Doh !

  35. NOthing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this was the same method used in Runescape to copy the Jailer's key.

  36. Re:Do the right thing.... by Chaffar · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Actually what I had in mind is that by not having any comments posted under the stories posted by *B-B, Slashdot itself would stop putting them since they aren't generating any interest.I have no clue how, why and when pagerank works. So by just IGNORING his stories I was guessing they'd just go away.

    But thanks for your contribution of typically ill-informed libertarian rhetoric. It's more obvious when you paste it into random situations like this just how bankrupt that argument is.

    Wow. Ignoring the unnecessarily aggressive tone of your argument, I STILL fail to see the problem in my argument:

    STORY POSTED BY *B-B ANNOYS EVERYONE -> IGNORE HIS STORIES, NOT CLICKING ON HIS LINKS, NOT POSTING COMMENTS -> SLASHDOT STOPS POSTING STORIES BY **B-B DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST. Where exacty does pagerank fit into my argument?
  37. It's sad "fake news" keeps appearing on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been reading ./ for years and I've noticed an increase in the number of "articles" posted that are nothing more than poorly disguised press releases with the goal of:

    1. Get some sort of funding/investment for a start-up business or a research project of some sort.
    2. Generate traffic to a site to improve ad revenue or subscribers.
    3. Sell a product or service of some sort.

    In this article, I would guess that her new algorithm is patented and she is in the process of either licensing the technology or starting her own company eventually using the process she developed. The article isn't very useful to anyone with a technical background, like ./ readers, and gives only one real example, doesn't go into any interesting details of the vulnerabilities and is only there to announce her algorithm reduces false verifications from 90% to 10%. In otherwords, the primary purpose for this article is to demonstrate an industry wide vulnerability in existing technology that can be drastically improved upon with her solution. Or, demostrate a problem to your consumers and offer a solution you provide (Business 101). Was there any real substance in that article besides the subtle pitch about their algorithm? Any hard science details, thought provoking questions about how the manufacturers fail to disclose how vulnerable their technology is or what is being done to address this - besides her solution? Not really.

    More and more press releases are being disguised inside of tech articles or scientific articles in the hopes of making it by the editors or a site and readers tend to believe, or trust, sales pitches more when they are hidden within a article perceived as neutral or unbiased. Sorry I don't have other examples at the moment, but it's late and I don't really want to dig around for them, but if you start analyzing your articles a little closer you can see how prevalent this is becoming.

    I can't decide which is more frustrating...The fact these stories get posted on Slashdot or the fact the majority of readers are lacking in critical thinking skills and aren't able to spot them and are being influenced by them.

  38. It's way worse than they think!! by Jeff_at_RAD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I got a laptop with fingerprint identification and thought it was ultra-cool to just stick my index finger on there to log in (this was to XP tablet edition).

    Then I wondered if you could trick it, so I looked at my index finger, and saw that it was a loop, and then had someone else in the office try with one of their fingers that also was a loop. Nothing just by pressing down.

    But, because the login software takes continuous readings (which they display!), my buddy was able to keep sliding and mashing and rotating his finger around until after 4 or 5 seconds, Bong, logged in!! We were laughing, so we tried with with three other guys here, and they all logged on. Some of them had to rotate their hand all the way around, but *everyone* got on. THIS SOFTWARE DOES NOT WORK! DO NOT TRUST IT!

    I reported this to the fingerprint software people (sorry, don't remember their name), but they never responded. I just turned it off completely - it's a joke.

  39. Fuck You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Slashdot!. Fuck all your fuckin editors too. You ignore every legitimate fuckin story others post, and link up some link peddler. Fuck you for that. And fuck you for treating your readers like dirt. Fuck You!

    Welcome digg!
    www.digg.com

  40. Fingerprint scanner keyboard at home by owlet · · Score: 1

    I recently purchased a new MS keyboard with the fingerprint scanner.

    With 5 family members and Windows XP, it's working fabulously at home.

    I wouldn't change my door locks to fingerprint scanners, but for a home computer used by the family it's great.

  41. Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mean to sound like a troll (and maybe I'm just exposing my own ignorance), but what's with these names? YubaNet? Stephanie C Schuckers? YubaNet sounds like an early 90's cheesy website designed with a lot of blink tags (with the obligatory "Best Viewed in Netscape" button), and Schuckers? Sounds like the kind of alias Amos and Andy would choose...

    I know it's not nice to make fun of people's names, but this is too much...

  42. Make the switch by Soloact · · Score: 1

    They're on to the Play-doh trick. I think I'll just switch to Silly Putty.

  43. Re:It's sad "fake news" keeps appearing on Slashdo by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    *gives honourable badge of the tinfoil hat club*
    Congratulations. We haven't heard THIS one yet.

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  44. Re:It's sad "fake news" keeps appearing on Slashdo by wraith0x29a · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Get some sort of funding/investment for a start-up business or a research project of some sort.
    2. Generate traffic to a site to improve ad revenue or subscribers.
    3. Sell a product or service of some sort.
    4. ???
    5. Profit.

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  45. Understandable Frustration by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Now ordinarily the parent would simply be regarded as a troll, but all you have to do is look through a few Slashdot journals to see examples of quality submissions that have been rejected. The fact that a search engine spammer's articles get preference really explains this kind of frustration.

    I'd like to hear some kind of explanation from the editor(s). I'd like to think that this is simply some kind of failure of process rather than something fundamentally wrong with Slashdot itself. It would be nice if the next Slashback dealt with these issues in some way.

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  46. I got one here, and they may not be practical by EMIce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a portable pulse oximeter sitting right next to me. It is pricey and is about 2.5" x 1.5" x 1.5". It clamps lightly around one's finger and has a numerical LED display for oxygen level and beats per minute. It's as accurate as a bedside hospital unit from what I have read. Adding one of these though would really drive up costs. Here is a pic of the unit I am talking about. $675, ouch.

    Incorporating them would also require a major redesign. They clamp around an inserted finger, and this would make them harder to clean and maintain, and also make them more prone to breakage.

    The non-invasive principle of operation of these is pretty neat, and might interest slashdoters. They work by shooting dual wavelengths of light through the finger, namely infra-red and a visible red color. On the other side of the finger, a sensor relays readings to a signal processor, which distinguishes between flesh, bone, and what-not based on the absorption differential between the two wavelengths, so it can isolate out variables between different kinds of fingers. The result is incredibly precise, and the LED on the front flashes in precise sync with one's pulse. I'm guessing the signal processor is a major cost, so maybe in time these will come down in price.

  47. Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Play-Doh becomes Play-D'Oh! now I guess ^_^

  48. Schuckers = suckers? by zardie · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does anyone else take this with a grain of salt? With a name like that..

  49. Re:It's sad "fake news" keeps appearing on Slashdo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And instead of mentioning and hopefully improving it by drawing attention to it, you sit on your ass and criticize someone who took time and effort to write about it, and contribute nothing of substance...Similar to what your mother contributed to this world.

  50. I've said it before ... by xav_jones · · Score: 1

    and I'll say it again. Play-Doh and technology do not mix! My DVD player will not play Play-Doh discs and my PC case mod of Play-Doh gave me trouble getting it out of the power supply.

    1. Re:I've said it before ... by IfWindowsThenExit · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Also a Play-Doh cooled system sounds cooler than it really is.

  51. So does this mean... by Burb · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that Wallace (of Wallace and Gromit fame) can fool any fingerprint detector?

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  52. The truth about * *Beatles-Beatles by dorkygeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looks like ScuttleMoney^H^Hkey still doesn't get. Interesting thing is, ScittleMonkey seems to use some standard template for * *Beatles-Beatles submissions, since ALL of them start by: "* * Beatles-Beatles writes to tell us ...".

    So, let me repost some earlier post of mine:

    Ok, let's have a look at his george-harrison.info website. Aha, maybe the links at the bottom of the page? Yes, I see: http://george-harrison.info/reciprocal-links.html.

    Sooo, what may be on that page? Quoting:

    Our reciprocal links page. These links are useful for website promotion, link trades, and generating traffic to your site. There are many sites with useful products, services, programs, business opportunities, information, and free stuff.

    All reciprocal links have been manually screened before getting on this page. Webmasters that post links on this page, also promote this Links Page on their site too. If you want to add your link and become a member of this reciprocal links page, just click on the top link for details. It's free to join.

    Looking at the link list (just a small excerpt):

    Guaranteed Dropship Wholesalers business directory source

    Good Vibrations for Singles - Free Dating, Love, Romance, and Friendship

    Collection Agency - Williams, Cohen & Gray

    Trade Links - Link Swap Page

    Personals Dating Affiliate Program - Instant Sign-Up

    ProfitsRup2U For Successful Internet Marketing

    Trade links page - reciprocal links page

    HTH!

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  53. play-doh by big_scary_robot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I went to a friend's house the other day. He told me he was looking through a box of important papers and he found the recipe for play-doh. It seemed a bit weird at first but now it just seems suspicious.

    1. Re:play-doh by untouchableForce · · Score: 1

      This actually isn't that uncommon, my family has a recipe for a play-doh like substance as well. A quick search turned up this recipe.

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  54. Gumby == Uberhacker by gbobeck · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that Gumby can become an uberhacker (at least when facing these biometric devices)?
    More seriously... This is not new news. Previous schemes to foil the finger print scanners have been around for a good deal of time. One article I found is at http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/tip/1,289483, sid14_gci833464,00.html/.

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  55. fingerprints not needed to find the terrorist... by jesterpilot · · Score: 2

    Just pick the guy who ordered to arrest 500 anti-WTO protesters.

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  56. Re:It's sad "fake news" keeps appearing on Slashdo by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    I don't care what source of the news and what reason beyond their publishing, as long as they provide useful information. If the nice lady has a patent and a startup enterprise, best luck to her, but next time somebody suggests a fingerprint-based security, I'll know how to show them what it's worth. Or bypass it, if I find it handy. So please STFU and start evaluating the actual value of info provided by the article, instead of looking for sinister reasons behind posting it.

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  57. More Beatles by Tom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm one more article away to flag ScuttleMonkey as an editor I don't want to read from anymore in my settings.

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  58. Spelling by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Schuckers' biometric research is funded by the National Science Foundation (NSF), the Office of Homeland Security and the Department of Defense.

    They misspelled "suckers". After all, it can be fooled by play-doh.

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  59. A couple things by axonal · · Score: 1

    A couple things that the scanners could do to tell the difference between playdough and a finger is. Make sure whatever is on the scanner is at average body temperature. Check the presence of natural skin oils. Check for a pulse.

  60. Can anybody, anywhere by Bertie · · Score: 1

    Find me empirical evidence indicating that everyone's fingerprints are actually unique?

    Thought not.

    Whole thing's based on supposition and received wisdom, and is an utterly stupid basis for a security system. And I don't think much of the degree to which fingerprint evidence is relied on in court, either. Still, you try convincing a jury that every cop show and courtroom drama they've ever seen has misled them.

    1. Re:Can anybody, anywhere by radoric · · Score: 1

      Here's the real problem with fingerprint identification... No one fingerprint [i]IS[/i] different from another single fingerprint out there. The differences lie in the "full-ten" set of fingerprints, their order, and their exact layout. Biometric scanners that use fingerprints as an ID source, are very easy to manipulate, as there may be any number of people in the world who share a pattern on one finger close enough to imitate the original.

    2. Re:Can anybody, anywhere by rca66 · · Score: 1
      Find me empirical evidence indicating that everyone's fingerprints are actually unique?

      Fingerprints are used worldwide now for more than 100 years in criminal investigations. Only one case in court, where the fingerprints were identical, although the accused had other proof, that those were not his, would suffice to shatter the system and would have become famous around the globe immediately (and that somebody is convicted solely based on fingerprints is not the rule). Obviously there was none. After 100 years and millions of cases - not a single known failure. That's quite good empirical evidence. It's no proof, but the chances are somewhere 1:10^14 that two identical fingerprints are from two different persons.

      There was a study recently with about 50000 fingerprints. The statistics were not as convincingly as the "in field" observations, but still it has shown, that there were no two persons with identical fingerprints.

      So, this working hypothesis is obviously very good and sound.

    3. Re:Can anybody, anywhere by mark-t · · Score: 1
      From a QA site on forensic evidence, one can find some info about it here. In particular:
      [There exists] respectable empirically established evidence of the uniqueness of fingerprint patterns. Studies done by many examiners have shown that the fingerprints of identical twins are different, as are the prints of triplets, quadruplets, and quintuplets. In that sense, fingerprint identification has been found to be even more discriminating than the vaunted DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) "fingerprinting" method, which cannot distinguish, by today's technology, between the DNA of identical twins. Since inherited traits for similarity in patterns and sub-pattern types are the most common among people who are very closely related, the difference in the prints of such persons certainly can be taken as empirical evidence of fingerprint individuality. Might we not infer from that experience that all fingerprints of different digits are, indeed, different?

      Persons skilled in fingerprint identification, who have literally viewed, scanned, and studied tens--if not hundreds--of thousands of individual patterns, do not doubt this. Clearly, if exact pattern duplication were to exist in the world, at least a single instance of this would have been discovered by now. While such claims have been made often, every case, when examined, has established that the prints of different digits that were allegedly "the same" exhibited indeed clearly visible differences that would not have lead an examiner to an erroneous identification. There simply was no duplication of individual ridge detail in prints from different digits.

      Although this may not be the sort of "proof" you were asking for, in over a hundred years of study, the level of uniqueness that fingerprints provide has consistently been demonstrated to be more than sufficient to determine individuality.
  61. Keep The Robust Stuff, Then by Lagged2Death · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Supposing there exists a "much more robust security infrastructure" - how is it going to be improved by the addition of a Play-Doh, uh, I mean a fingerprint scanner? Why not just stick with the robust stuff, and forget the shiny newfangled contraptions?

    This isn't the first demonstration that fingerprint scanners are useless. A few years ago, a Japanese university professor showed that it was possible to make a gelatin mold from a latent print (i.e., without direct access to the authorized finger in question) that would fool the readers most of the time! What is a fingerprint scanner adding but a false sense of security?

    1. Re:Keep The Robust Stuff, Then by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What is a fingerprint scanner adding but a false sense of security?
      We have a fingerprint scanner at work and it doesn't make me feel any more secure. I feel like it is there more to impress visitors to our office. Sadly, it is our main means of security. Our particular system requires you enter a pin first then scans your finger. It reads badly enough that most times I have to scan two or three times (once as many as 6), and I don't think it could ever really tell one person from another. I think it just says "well, they did enter a valid pin, and I am at least 1% sure that the thing on the glass is a finger, so I'll let them in." Sadly, most times, as I mentioned, it DOESN'T let you in. Especially if it is very cold, or very hot, or rainy, or windy, or it is the afternoon, and the sun is on that side of the building.
      I think all the bioetrics out there are just "ooh! Shiny!" gadgets that provide no real security, but impress the bigwigs, who then spend the cash on the false security, rather than divvy it up to the hardworking employees.

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  62. CISSP book on biometric by Alejo · · Score: 1
    The most important CISSP book (McGraw-Hill) says biometric security devices are "the best, but the most expensive".

    This was the first question I randomly peeked at to see how far from my opinion this certification is. I closed the book and haven't opened it again so far. A shame this is getting almost as mandatory in security jobs as Cisco certification for networking and Checkpoint/Nokia for firewalls.

  63. I just bought a biometric security system... by cciRRus · · Score: 1

    I just installed bought a biometric fingerprint security system and I must say it is really secure!

    "Fingerprint Scanners Fooled By Play-Doh"

    D'oh!

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  64. In related news ... by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
    President Bush came out yesterday with a three-year plan to eliminate what he calls "the scourge" of Play Dough. "This substance is an threat to the American way of life, our morals, our values," Bush opined, "it provides terrorists a weapon of mass destruction to attack us on the battlefields of the war on identity."

    Bush has diverted $3.4 billion from the Department of Education to an unnamed defense contractor, explaining "what use is having educated people when this contraband threatens the safety of us all." Citing security concerns, he would not elaborate which contractor received the funds, though he did name BeatlesBeatles as the White House liasion for this project. "No one has a better handle on Al Qaeda than BeatlesBeatles," Bush explained.

    Bush added: "some people think you can eat it, too."

  65. Re:Sanding (reply from myself) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To jcuervo: I guess if someone surgically removes their lips and removes their toeprints...

    To Linker3000: Maybe fingerprints do grow back, unless you remove the fingers along with them. Then again, it would be very much difficult to type.

  66. thats nothing new by jaimz22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the screensavers on tech tv showed how to do this with a gummy bear, that's nothing new.

  67. Reality is similar...and different by satcomdaddy1 · · Score: 1

    While the above reply is insightful, it kinda misses the point on security. It's not enough for the twin to "know how to talk like a General". For access to most secure facilities, the process is difficult to fake.
    1. Drive to the site, showing the guard at the gate an appropriate ID CARD.
    2. Proceed to an inner gate, showing a separate ID BADGE (the sticker on your vehicle, as well as the license plate ## must match information on the badge).
    3. Use the BADGE to gain entrance to the first door by passing badge over a card reader.
    4. BADGE into another reader at the second door, and punch in a personal code.
    5. Door number 3 uses another code.
    6. Ummmm.....PROFIT!

    This is not the method to launch the nukes, mind you--this just gets you into a relatively low-security building.

  68. Not easy to spoof at all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have several biometric readers at my installation for door access. If you notice something in the article (having read it), they made replicas of fingers and then used Play-Doh on them. Bottom line, in order to spoof the device you have to have direct access to someone's finger that is in the device. Good luck! They didn't use the Play-Doh to 'lift' a finger print from the device to spoof it; they had to get the finger. So, unless your roommate or spouse is going to swipe your fingerprint in your sleep, you're pretty safe. If they do, then the suspect list doesn't have to go very far to find the culprit.

    Not only do you need direct access to the finger, but most of the devices used also require a PIN of varying length to be input along with the finger print. So there's your redundancy, before someone jumps on that. It's stupid research and a dumb article.

    Oh, and anyone who has done single-ops will tell you that a 12v battery can be used to open most electric latches regardless of the access system attached to it. If the wires are exposed, or in a visible conduit your hosed if someone knows what they are doing. Of course, they can rip the unit off the wall and get access to the wires too. Spoofing the finger would not even be considered, nor would it be necessary.

    1. Re:Not easy to spoof at all ... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Applying 12V DC to a door control solenoid will indeed release it. However, in any sensible system, the wires to the solenoid will be concealed inside the building, so in order to get access to them you would have to already have access to the building. And if I was building security systems, I would design them to pass a milliamp or so through the solenoid coil all the time, for tamper detection: if someone cuts the wires, the current stops and a silent alarm goes off -- the first you get to know about it is when the Old Bill arrive and your collar is felt. If someone tries to apply a battery without cutting the wires, that's easy to sense :)

      It ought to be possible to lift someone's fingerprint from something they touched and make a mould from it, using copper clad PCB board. And a PIN provides little to no security, as thousands of British debit card users are about to discover. Come to think of it, you ought to be enable to replicate someone's DNA if you could persuade them to ..... but talking about that might prejudice a patent I'm applying for.

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  69. Mr. Bill arrested for Conspiracy & ID theft by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Mr. Bill was arrested Saturday for suspicion of ID Theft and Conspiracy when it was found he was unlawfully trying to enter a secure location with a fingerprint scanner.

    The police said his only words after getting caught were "DOH!" and then "Ohhh noooooooo!"

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  70. Re:Next: man on terrorist watch list after buying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know you can make play dough as well, so they should add everyone that buys flour to the terrorist watching list aswell. I guess they could just ban flour, I mean you don't need to cook anything yourself these days so anyone buying flour must be a terrorist.

    Note: I do lots of cooking myself as I don't like the crap that is in most ready made food.

  71. DMCA Anti-Circumvention by VaderPi · · Score: 1

    I hope the Department of Homeland Security pulled the strings to her a DMCA exception. Although, it would be funny to see government research get nailed by this ridiculous law. Maybe then something would change.

  72. Clarkson, not Clarkston! by Refried+Beans · · Score: 1

    I know you guys can't spell, but if you could you would have been able to link to the right school. Clarkson University, www.clarkson.edu.

  73. Greasemonkey script to remove **Beatles - Beatles by brunes69 · · Score: 1
    Feel free to use as you like. Anyone who has a site to host this on please do so and submit it to as many greasemonkey sites as you can find.

    scuttlemonkey.user.js:

    // ==UserScript==
    // @name Slashdot - Remove ScuttleMonkey / **Beatles Articles
    // @namespace http://www.cs.uni-magdeburg.de/~vlaube/Projekte/G reaseMonkey/
    // @description Removes these obviously sponsored stores from the main page
    // @include http://slashdot.org/*
    // @include http://.slashdot.org/*
    // ==/UserScript==
    ( function() {
    var xpath="//div[@class='article']/div[@class='body']/ div[@class='intro']/descendant::a[starts-with(@hre f,'http://') or starts-with(@href,'https://')]";
    var result = document.evaluate(xpath,document,null,XPathResult. UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);
    for(var i=0; i<result.snapshotLength; ++i)
    {
    var userLink = result.snapshotItem(i);
    if(userLink && userLink.innerHTML == "* * Beatles-Beatles")
    {
    var story = userLink.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode;
    story.parentNode.removeChild( story );
    }
    }
    })();
  74. The downside of biometrics by markdj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've said this before on slashdot: the biggest problem with biometrics is that once compromised they cannot be easily changed. You can always change your password if someone discovers it, but you can't easily change your retinal pattern. So if someone has a fake eyeball with your pattern you can't keep them from using it by using another pattern. The naive have assumed that biometrics are much harder to steal than passwords and would be too closely tied to the person to whom they belong to be compromised. For every type of authentication, there is a surprisingly easy and clever way to compromise it.

  75. Blurb is wrong by LostCauz · · Score: 1

    ClarkSON University, not ClarkSTON University.

    1. Re:Blurb is wrong by chawly · · Score: 1

      I don't care. Have the name changed is my suggestion. How about "Washington E.C." - to avoid confusion with the other one. "Clark STONED" also comes to mind. "SON of Clark" anyone ?

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  76. 2 out of 3... by TFloore · · Score: 1

    There are three flavors of a security pass:
    1. Something you have, like badge or actual key.
    2. Something you know, like a password or pass phrase.
    3. Something you are, like a General, Doctor, or American citizen.


    Well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

    "Something you are" is not a position you hold, such as Doctor or General. It is independent of your position or profession. That General's uniform is something you have, not something you are.

    Think more along the lines of "your face" or "your fingerprints" or "your DNA" or something like that. It is inherent to your physical body.

    Biometrics is trying to do "something you are"... it just isn't doing it very well right now.

    A badge (can be) 2-factor authentication. It is something you have, and it has a picture of your face on it, making it something you are.

    Of course, identity validation in the hands of the person requesting identification is inherently insecure, which is why all the best SciFi movies have a badge that, somehow, pulls up your picture from a central computer database, and the hero's sidekick changes the image in the database milliseconds before the guard looks at the image on his display.

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    1. Re:2 out of 3... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      You're a General because you're a General, not because of your uniform. Same with being a Doctor. The fact that most people assume the because you have the uniform that you are a General is a flaw in human perception, not in the role of General or Doctor. More to the point, wearing a General's uniform and wearing a badge with your picture that says "General" are basically the same thing: they boil down to "what you have".

      And this is the point. "Something you have" is always very convincing for authentication methods. DNA can be substituted (GATTACA). Photos can be doctored. Credentials can be forged. "Something you are" doesn't work unless the authentication method can uniquely identify you as you with 100% accuracy... and that just can't be done without the security guards knowing you personally (even then, faces and voices can be mimiced).

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      The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
  77. MacGyver & A-Team by pr0digy25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    MacGyver + A-Team = UNSTOPPABLE.

  78. Well, DUH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was common knowledge to anyone who ever watched MacGyver.

    1. Re:Well, DUH. by chawly · · Score: 1

      True. But you should have been told that this lady is in fact MacGyver in drag. Once you know that you can understand the rest with ease.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  79. Nothing is foolproof by Avatar889 · · Score: 1

    And this is why we use multi-factor authentication. Bruce Schneier has said it many times. We can't rely on one single form of authentication. Fingerprints can be stolen, RFIDs can be faked, passwords cracked...but just becaues one person can do one of those, doesn't mean they can do them all. The more factors you can include, the less likely that a person can steal them all. For instance, do a fingerprint scan and have the person speak a passphrase that changes daily.

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    Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementia (There is no great genius without a mixture of madness) - Aristotle
  80. Awesome by cosmotron · · Score: 0

    Yay, that's my University!

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    Ryan - http://www.thecosmotron.com/
  81. Stupid by cdrguru · · Score: 1
    This article has no information in it. The people responding to it lack basic information about the current state of fingerprint sensors, so most of what is said here is way off.

    Or, they get their information by bashing Microsoft.

    Microsoft about a year ago released a rebadged optical fingerprint reader from Digital Persona. It is a horrible device that can easily be fooled. It also wears out quickly because the sensor relies on a coating on the glass to image fingerprints. Once the coating rubs off, the sensor is useless. Needless to say, this isn't anywhere near the state of the art.

    A better technology is based on capacitive sensors. They work much better and are extremely difficult to fool. I.e., Play-Doh doesn't work. Gummi Bears do not work. However, the sensors tend to wear out and can be fooled by cadaver fingers.

    Look at sensors from Authentec. That is http://www.authentec.com/. They make sensors that use RF reflection to measure the patterns beneath the first layer of skin. They also have integrated thermal sensing. Cadaver fingers do not work. Neither does Play-Doh or anything else. Fooling these sensors, which are far better than the junk referred to in the original article, is extremely difficult. So, just how much does this military-spec technology cost? $32, quantity one retail.

    Can we please send a copy of this to Ms. Schuckers so she can write papers based on the current state of the art, rather than utterly outmoded Microsoft-distributed optical scanners? Please?

  82. Lowest bidder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So if someone has a fake eyeball with your pattern you can't keep them from using it by using another pattern.

    If your eyeball detecting device can't detect the difference between a fake eyeball and a real eyeball then you shouldn't have gone with the lowest bidder.

  83. Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The school is Clarkson, not Clarkston.

  84. sorry...had to do it by ballsanya · · Score: 1

    Bush added: "some people think you can eat it, too."

    don't you mean

    some people added: you can eat bush too ...ducks

  85. HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey, can you stick your finger in this Play Doh for a second? Why? Oh, no reason..."

  86. Biometric security by Tzinger · · Score: 1

    The fact that one can spoof a biometric with some ease, is not particularly novel nor should we expect that a single biometric is the solution to authenticating identity. A very simple combination of a biometric and an active input such as a password or pin, even spoken, provides a very strong solution to authentication. If the combination is used, I hardly even need strong passwords. The other factor to remember is that security, of whatever form, is only a temporary lock-out mechanism. In order to be robust to several decimal places, we have to force some regular change mechanism in password or pin as well.

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    "If all the American people want is security, let them live in prisons." Eisenhower
  87. Re:Next: man on terrorist watch list after buying by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
    If you have no children and buy Play-doh you might be added to the terrorist watching list as a security risk.

    I guess Gumby and Mr. Bill are up shit creek too . . .

    --

    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  88. Forget Play-doh, get a pruner. by siphoncolder · · Score: 1

    Here's how it'll work:

    1) Kill person
    2) Cut off person's finger with pruning shears
    3) Remove money from their account using their finger

    And, if they've gone that far:
    2b) Remove person's eye.

    In the race to get rich quick, believe that criminals will do this.

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    i'm amazed that i survived - an airbag saved my life.
    1. Re:Forget Play-doh, get a pruner. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What about their colon map?

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  89. It's still not "easy" by batquux · · Score: 1

    "Hey, I bet you can't get your fingerprint to stay on this piece of clay!"

    I guess a lot of people would fall for that. If not, you could go ahead and add assault to the charges by knocking them out. Or better yet, you could just offer them a candy bar in exchange for their fingerprint.

  90. Book's already been written by siriuskase · · Score: 1
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  91. In other news... by l00sr · · Score: 1

    ScuttleMonkey fooled by **Beatles-Beatles... Yet again.

    1. Re:In other news... by chawly · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that nobody is concerned with the colour of the Play-Doh.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  92. A new idea? by staryc · · Score: 1

    One can always use the new iPod Nano for finger printing. You can catch any criminal with the mirror plating on the back them.

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    The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments. - Nietzche
  93. The reason why they were rejected by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    They were good, but they didn't link to george-harrison.info.

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    USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  94. Who hacks Slashdot and gets away with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quick trip to the search box yields just how severely this guy is taking advantage of Slashdot. This is ridiculous.

  95. The University is CLARKSON, not CLARKSTON by Xwild · · Score: 1

    Please get it right. The article does, it'd be nice if the summary did as well.

  96. Numerous mechanisms by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    I know of a few ways as well.

    For fingerprint scanners:
    1) Crouch down and breathe hot air on the pad. (Over 80% effectiveness for fingerprint scanners on the market, and probably led to the playdough tests)
    2) Put on a latex glove and press with your thumb on the pad.
    3) Pour water on it till it shorts, default mechanisms are often to unlock or resort to mechanical locking mechanisms, so get a key that way. (this obviously doesn't work for computers).
    4) Get a USB sniffer (this obviously doesn't work for doors).

    For ID cards:
    1) Get a copy of one and make a mimic'd copy, complain that it isn't working to security, get one reissued or just get in.
    2) Run a credit card through, sometimes nearly anything will work.
    3) Pass a magnet nearby (this worked every time on a device labeled as an RFID scanner, and the vendor marketing it didn't know why)

    For eye scanners:
    1) Find a picture of the person offline and blow it up to actual eye size, laminate it.
    2) Put a mirror in front of the scanner. (Yes, this works on at least one of them, and no, the vendor didn't specify why)

  97. /. neanderthal male stupidity wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does the /. community respond when it's a Female EE PROFESSOR getting 3.1 mil in grants to whitehat hack the military, and doing the job 10x better than any /. dropout neanderthal sysadmin could ever do?

    • complain about the author getting too many articles accepted in a row
    • complain that someone else already accomplished with a widget what SHE accomplished with a ratchet.
    • complain, complain, complain, complain....complain about something, little boys!!!!

    I think you're just complaining because she takes away the uber macho-ness of tech.

    Would you feel more comfortable, little boys, if she were writing your docomentation for you and getting your bleeding coffee? Go back to your stupid video games, and clean your rooms.

  98. It's Clarkson, not Clarkston by donaldlatif · · Score: 1

    The name of the university at which Stephanie Schuckers works is Clarkson University, not Clarkston. It's in my hometown. Gotta represent.

  99. All we are saying... by galo_2099 · · Score: 1

    ... is don't give spammers a chance.

    -- Lennon, from the grave.

  100. What about heat? by algodon · · Score: 1

    Couldn't these scanners also have built-in heat detectors, and just check for 98.6 degrees F +/- a few degrees? Of course this still wouldn't be immune to "heated play doh attacks" but it would be one more measure of security. Of course, problems would arise on very cold days maybe, or when someone has a fever, but there could be some solution to that too. (I don't have all the answers! :)

  101. Please spell Clarkson Correctly. by unixguy65 · · Score: 1

    Clarkson University does not have a t in the name.

  102. by simple attacks like Play-Doh molds by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on! A Play-Doh mold is a reverse of the finger it was molded from. You right hand finger prints are not mirror images of your left hand finger prints. So while you might come up with some more complex technique to cast a false finger and somewhere in that technique use Play-Doh, the impilcation that you can just use Play-Doh to mold a finger and use that as a finger substitute is obviously false for any system that has any sense at all.

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
  103. This also works. by theendlessnow · · Score: 2

    You can do the Play-Doh thing to fake retinal scanners too. But man does it hurt.

  104. Holographs to satisfy retinal eye-scanning. by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Are you trying to say that there are stupid people out there that would rather carry an entire corpse to a authentication terminal, rather than delve into the gruesome arts of exacto-knifing those certain finger digits and eyeballs; to assemble a casted mould and a facial mask articulated to correct skin tone with the eyes precisely duplicated in a holographic-depth spectre surface (holographic printer, or inexpensive homemade holography, Holography technique, or even the Amature Holograph Society?) There are even inexpensive technical courses that improves this matter, that can be easily used to purvey an eye-scanner. There is nothing to hide; the technologies thought to provide more security and safety, other than brute-force and immediate consumption, were defeated the moment they were activated. I suppose someone can create every necessary part of a body in three-dimensional clay and it'll pass a scanner test.

    I think the counter-actions that inexpensively defeat all the security measures are in good faith, whereas anyone that is coerced to wave standard good-faith handshaking rules and passkeys in their account to a more public and global access have already waived what little security and safety there was meant. I suggest people move their fortunes with them wherever they may need it. This is all the fault of a world-ready currency and central banking, then to let people carry specie in their pockets with a firearm to anyone that wants to take their demurred and stored compensation and barter representations of hard labor.

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    without prejudice
    1. Re:Holographs to satisfy retinal eye-scanning. by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Are you trying to say that there are stupid people out there that would rather carry an entire corpse to a authentication terminal,

      Not really, that was (fairly obviously I thought) tongue-in-cheek. The more realistic scenario is bringing the live body up to the scanner and coerce said body to provide the credentials. The attacker can then proceed through, leaving a dead or live body behind has he pleases. The guard can protect against the most blantad of such attempts, but check the Red Cell reference for a case where they "kidnapped" the admiral in charge of the Naples naval base in Italy by having an operative sticking a gun in the admiral's side and drive him out of the base in his own car, complete with armed guard. They weren't stopped or questioned.

      That's not to say that guards are worthless, they're valuable in detecting anomalies in some scenarios (the nightwatch that caught the Watergate burglars springs to mind, that was a good catch) but above all guards are unreliable as a security measure (or rather, reliability in guards cost money). Technological measures on the other hand are inflexible, once you've found an exploitable flaw, they cannot discover they're being tampered with and adapt. It's a tricky subject.

      I suggest people move their fortunes with them wherever they may need it. This is all the fault of a world-ready currency and central banking

      It's interesting that you mention banking as they address the issue slightly differently by focusing on risk rather than "security" (or trust). By assuming that measures and systems will fail and preparing to assert and absorb the consequences they're usually in much better shape than most others.

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      Stefan Axelsson
    2. Re:Holographs to satisfy retinal eye-scanning. by NRAdude · · Score: 0

      Well said; live body or not, the affirmation to draw from the account would not need a live body if it were a system built on passive biological sampling such as eyeball and finger scanning. In the even that an account holder were coerced into confessing a passkey, it would be good for the banks to have two passkeys attached to the account; whereas one passkey was for the private-side (holder in due course) and the other account was public-side (for anyone coercing a claim or robbery), and both would need to be indistinguishable or perhaps combined in such a way as to quietly generate an exception to show in the public record that the transaction was fraudulent. Would it be as wise, if such an exception was handled dynamically by dispensing a counterfeit currency as to track the spending capacity of the theives that coerced the account-holder?

      At the end of the day, all I think is there is one man willing to hold my money and conceal it from thieves at no cost: me. It seems the more complex a tecnology becomes, the more abuse it can allow for the most simple of exploits, or the most effort to correct the mal-function due to manipulated record parting the true claimant from a fraud, etc. The same can be said about the soldiers and mislead civilians held by "terrorists", appeased to a trust that no immediate action would be carried by their captors, and then without warning are beheaded; If such were known, it would be better to dispense as many bullets from a sidearm and die trying, then to surrender to a deceptive enemey to be lied and tortured until a slow beheading.

      In the end, it would seem better to spend or trade the money for products and consumables, moreso fixtures that would warrant a more difficult conveyance by a thief (such as a house, artisanry, valuable tools), faster than thieves could intercept it. This makes many ponder/wonder on the validity of Federal Reserve Notes in the United States; given the de jure gold and silver coin was arbitrarily taken from the security boxes of account holders, immediatly on site by a Revenue Agent, when an account holder approached the corporate institution with the original trusted and sure authentication/master-key to open the box.

      Thanks for the thought-provoking discussion, friend.

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      without prejudice
  105. In other news... by RapmasterT · · Score: 1
    In other news it was recently discovered that security devices known as "keys" , commonly used in doors, cars and padlocks, can be duplicated using specialized machinery.

    There is apparently a sub-industry in this country devoted to no other purpose than producing duplicates of these "keys". Congress is investigating and considering making "key duplication" technologs punishable under the DMCA.

    Seriously though, why is this interesting? Ok, so you can make a mold of a finger that has fingerprints on it. Is that in some way surprising to someone? Does any method of defeating security that involves having access to the original key (finger) for an extended period of time really concern anyone?

  106. Wait by asadodetira · · Score: 1

    A pulse oxymeter is not a sophisticated device. A basic design requires only two LEDs a photosensor and an op amp. I'll guess the cost is in the tens of dollars.
    Of course if you want it for medical purposes you need extra certifications for reliability, that I believe can drive the cost up.

  107. Flesh sample identification by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Retinal images can be faked. The only truly accurate test would involve taking a sample of your flesh and analyzing that. To meet basic security criteria, you want a multi-factor analysis: for example, blood type and nuclear DNA. You'd also want to perform multiple tests and compare the results, to make sure you're not working with a doctored sample of someone else's flesh.

    To support the requisite multiple tests, flesh samples should not be smaller than about 1/4" cubed. In order to obtain the samples, it is likely that local anasthesia will be required. Since you'll be injecting the subject anyway, you may as well inject them with a general tranquilizing agent, preferable addictive, to reduce the chance that they cause you trouble in future. Oh, and you may as well use the opportunity to implant a subdermal identification chip.

    The result will be a society that's at least 17.4% safer than it currently is. Clearly, the security benefits outweigh any possible extremist concerns about individual rights. This system should be welcomed by everyone, except those who have something to hide. You don't have anything to hide, do you??

  108. The fundamental problem with Biometrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that the techniques used are continuous (his fingerprint matches our records with 94% accuracy), because they are all based on statistical techniques. A little dirt on your fingers can change things, or voice prints are slightly different every time you speak.

    It's a fundamental mismatch to the problem domain, where a discrete decision is required (do I open the door or call the guys with guns?)

    So, there will always be a tradeoff between false positives and false negatives depending on where you set the threshold. Lookup "ROC curves" for more info about this...

  109. Uh-Oh! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
    Posting lyrics online is no longer acceptable.

    I don't think the Aquabats are RIAA-afiliated but look out if they get signed.

    Please don't take this seriously. Sadly, I felt it necessary to state that.

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    Man, you really need that seminar!
  110. Area 51... by windral · · Score: 1

    $30 thousand - hammer
    $50 thousand - toilet seat
    $3.1 million - play-doh.

  111. First step, denial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have reached first step, this maybe a long proccess.