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Google Counters AOL Deal Speculation

arrrrg writes "Google has responded to speculation of biased search results and flashy banner ads arriving in the wake of their recent $1 Billion deal with AOL. On their official blog, they deny that users will see any negative changes. In particular they maintain that search results will remain unbiased and the site will remain free of banner ads." From the post: "Indexing more of AOL's content. Our goal is to organize all of the world's information. When we say 'all the world's information,' this includes AOL's. We're going to work with the webmasters at AOL -- just as we work with webmasters all over the world -- to help them understand how the Google crawler works (with regard to robots.txt, how to use redirects, non-html content, etc.) so we don't inadvertently overlook their content."

135 comments

  1. Uh? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea, a lot of people would pay 1 billion dollars just to look at AOL's content. OMGWTFLOLOLROFLCOPTERS

    Jeez, why didn't they just use one of the damn free cds?

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    1. Re:Uh? by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      why is everyone so upset that google paid for a year of aol? they should be more upset that it costs $1B per year imho

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    2. Re:Uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      When Google came for the AOL'ers, I said nothing, because I was not a 12 year old girl.
      When Google came for the MSN'ers, I said nothing, because I was not a 50 year old grandma.
      When Google came for the Myspace'rs, I said nothing, because I was not a 15 year old emo freak.
      When Google came for the Yahoo'ers, I said nothing, because I was not a mentality retarded person.

      Then, Google came for slashdot, and I was like.. meh.. whatever.

    3. Re:Uh? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Does this include AOL content that is AOL-paid-acct-only? I figure it would, but does that now mean that googlers can see AOL data in a search? Or is the search just internal to AOL?

    4. Re:Uh? by space_dude_27 · · Score: 1
      More like: a lot of people would pay 1 billion dollars to stop Microsoft buying AOL and taking 10% of their revenue away.

      A cynic might say that Google is in a weak position here and are getting played... wonder who will have the last laugh....

    5. Re:Uh? by Will+Fisher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I read that (and I might be wrong) that Google makes $400 Million in ad revenue from AOL subscribers (who, presumably, arrive at google from AOL). If microsoft had bought this steak in AOL, and cut Google out of AOL, then Google would be out $400Million a year.

      I see this purchase as Google protecting the traffic it gets from AOL. In a little over 2 years they will have made their $1 billion back.

      Remember when Ballmer said "I'm going to kill google?". Google just spent some of its HUGE cash pile on protection against MS. Fair play to them.

    6. Re:Uh? by space_dude_27 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly - Google just spent a billion dollars protecting a big chunk of their revenue stream which is highly vulnerable. The problem (for Google) that I see is that every knows this - Microsoft know it and, most importantly, AOL know this. It seems to me that AOL have Google over a barrel to a certain extent because AOL could still jump into bed with Microsoft and screw Google over. Who's to say that AOL won't continue to require favours from Google in the future in order to prevent this?

    7. Re:Uh? by geniusj · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... If microsoft had bought this steak in AOL ...

      Yum..

    8. Re:Uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See now that makes sense. Good to see some people are still able form their own sensible opinions about a news release rather than jumping to "Google pruchased some of AOL? AOL is evil! Google is evil! I read something about Google and graphical ads...that must mean that Google is doing a u-turn and i'm gonna see all sorts of crazy flash popups on Google! Oh noes!!!!"


      Or perhaps..."Some dude say they knew John Kerry from something called a 'Swift Boat' and they say he didn't deserve his medals? He's a sham? HE'S A SHAM! HE'S UNFIT FOR COMMAND!!!"

    9. Re:Uh? by Will+Fisher · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. Oops. I clearly have something else on my mind =)

    10. Re:Uh? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if it is $400Million in revenue per year, that is not profit. GOOG spent a billion in CASH, who knows how many years it will take to recoup that.

      It sounds dumb to me, but hopefully GOOG's executive staff has run the numbers. MSFT isn't "bad", and GOOG isn't "good" - they both only care about the money.

    11. Re:Uh? by HillaryWBush · · Score: 1

      Now that Google got the free trial, AOL has their credit card number -- and that sucker's Platinum, baby. Ice.

    12. Re:Uh? by KingVance · · Score: 0

      Yeah but GOOG has proven that they intend on making their money by being honest (as possible for a corporation) and not evil. I have yet to see google force anything down anybodys throat or play dirty ball.

      MSFT has always played dirty and forced their ideas over on other people without providing an option, or at least hiding the option deep in contextual menus.

      GOOG hasnt done that. They put their products out there and say "look what we have created. Do with it what you wish...within reason"

      Being about the money is fine, but the route you take to get there is what sets you apart.

    13. Re:Uh? by Colm+Buckley · · Score: 1
      MSFT isn't "bad", and GOOG isn't "good" - they both only care about the money.

      I don't think that this is true of either company; both are making enormous profits which leave significant room for experimentation. It should be obvious that both companies have other agenda - in MSFT's case, trying to extend Windows' reach onto every computing device in existance, and in GOOG's it's trying to index every bit of information on every medium. Sure, both of these activites could lead to a great deal of money being forthcoming, but I don't think (in either case), that money is the primary motivation.

    14. Re:Uh? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Even if it is $400Million in revenue per year, that is not profit. GOOG spent a billion in CASH, who knows how many years it will take to recoup that.

      You say that as if the $1B is a pure loss; it isn't, they bought a 5% share of AOL with it.

      (Yeah yeah, so that means they only have to recoup about $999 million...)

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    15. Re:Uh? by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      They also have over $7 billion in the bank according to Yahoo Finance. Their profit 30-Sep-04 to 30-Sep-05 was $1.7 billion. They can throw $1B at AOL and live.

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    16. Re:Uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, a lot of people would pay 1 billion dollars just to look at AOL's content.

      Me too!

    17. Re:Uh? by Reziac · · Score: 1
      No, no, no...

      ... If microsoft had bought this steak in AOL ...

      ...they'd have food poisoning!!

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    18. Re:Uh? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know slashdotters don't like to actually read any articles (just like I'm not going to read this one), but surely I can't be the only one who has read Googles press release (20th Dec) on their AOL business?

      Under the strategic alliance, Google and AOL will continue providing search technology to AOL's network of Internet properties worldwide. The agreement's broad range of new features for users and advertisers include:
      • Creating an AOL Marketplace through white labeling of Google's advertising technology - enabling AOL to sell search advertising directly to advertisers on AOL-owned properties;
      • Expanding display advertising throughout the Google network;
      • Making AOL content more accessible to Google Web crawlers;
      • Collaborating in video search and showcasing AOL's premium video service within Google Video;
      • Enabling Google Talk and AIM instant messaging users to communicate with each other, provided certain conditions are met; and
      • Providing AOL marketing credits for its Internet properties.
      [...]
      Google will become the only shareholder in AOL other than Time Warner. Time Warner will retain management control and full strategic flexibility over AOL, while Google will have certain customary minority shareholder rights, including those associated with any future sale or public offering of AOL.

      For $1b, Google are getting a hell of a lot more search content, video content, IM users, along with a share of AOLs advertising revenue and they're gonna continue to get their search features provided to AOL users, and let's not forget that MS not cannot bully Google around as easily by buying a share in AOL themselves anymore. Whether it's worth it only time will tell, but I don't think it's been too bad of a deal.
    19. Re:Uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Google came for me, I tell you, it was Wish List extortion.

    20. Re:Uh? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      Well whaddya know, it seems their press release was linked to in this article after all (under a different url). Guess I should have read the article before posting. Ho hum ^_^

    21. Re:Uh? by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      "This isn't an armed robbery, I'm just pointing this gun at you in case you inadvertently overlook giving me all your money."

    22. Re:Uh? by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      it was a joke

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    23. Re:Uh? by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 1

      I don't think either one is the most fit to lead, but I'd rather see GW on TV than John Kerry... he looks like a Ken doll with grey hair.

    24. Re:Uh? by voxel · · Score: 1

      So then Microsoft comes along, buys 51% of AOL, pays off Google and tells them to go away.

      It'll only cost $10.2 billion dollars to make Google dissapear. Thats less than 25% of the cash sitting in the MS Bank Vault.

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    25. Re:Uh? by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Google came first for slashdot. And then it got duped.

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    26. Re:Uh? by brentyl2 · · Score: 1

      Well done! [ba dum bum]

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    27. Re:Uh? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I think AOL users account for something like 20% of Google's revenue. Losing that wouldn't kill Google; it would hurt, but it wouldn't kill.

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    28. Re:Uh? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      .. he looks like a Ken doll with grey hair.

      He reminds me of the cheesy TV stations back in the 70's that would show cartoons formatted for movie screens squeezed to fit the TV screen aspect ratio.

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  2. Should read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our goal is to organize^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcontrol all of the world's information.

    1. Re:Should read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have that backwards; the joke would be much funnier if they backspaced over "control" and typed "organize," as if to hide the fact that they want to control the world.

  3. 1B for that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We're going to work with the webmasters at AOL -- just as we work with webmasters all over the world -- to help them understand how the Google crawler works (with regard to robots.txt, how to use redirects, non-html content, etc.) so we don't inadvertently overlook their content."

    No need to pay 1B for that, eh?

    1. Re:1B for that? by Ashley+Bowers · · Score: 0

      Yea I hope they put some of these disscussions online so the rest of us webmasters can see them as well! Would love to understand more about all these things but do not have a billion to give in order to learn it.

    2. Re:1B for that? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Other way around ... Google is paying AOL to teach AOL's people. Maybe if you just ask Google how this stuff works, they would give you one billion dollars as well.

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    3. Re:1B for that? by tommers · · Score: 1

      Well, really, Google is paying AOL, providing them with exclusive SEO, giving them 300 million dollars in advertising, bending over holding their ankles for the 5%.

  4. AOL ads by onedobb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can we atlease overlook all of the AOL popup ads? I can't believe that people actually paid for AOL. As far as I'm concerned all they did was pay for popup ads and under par internet service. If it was for the instant messenger, you could get that for free.

    1. Re:AOL ads by orangeacid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am also no great fan of AOL, as I am (as someone mentioned earlier) not a 12 year old girl or a clueless (but well meaning) family guy who is 'ready to take the virual leap into cyberspace and the information superhighway' or something else suitably moronic. Although I did pick up a few AOL cds from blockbusters yesterday to use as drinks coasters.

  5. Google is brave... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Man, you'd have to PAY me a billion dollars to work with AOL "webmasters". A lot of these people still thing AOL=The Internet.

  6. Text ads work by wombatmobile · · Score: 4, Interesting

    - There will be no banner ads on the Google homepage or web search results pages. There will not be crazy, flashy, graphical doodads flying and popping up all over the Google site. Ever.

    Will the same be true for all the hundreds of thousands of sites in Google's ad display network?

    Google achieved much through its innovation in text advertising. It proved that relevance is way more effective than blinking and moving graphics.

    But now my local Google rep tells me Google accepts graphical banner content including Macromedia Flash format.

    They're making some sort of guarantees about their own Google web site in TFA, but what about all their affiliate relays? Will Google allow customers to flood those with annoying graphical ads?

    1. Re:Text ads work by stealth24 · · Score: 2, Informative

      On a large percentage of the message boards that I go to, we always have fun messing about with the Google ads. You know, typing in a bunch of words that relate to one topic (IE: Satan, Witchcraft, Evil, Pagan, etc.) and watching what the Google ads pull up. I don't think it will be as fun is there's a Flash presentation of "demonic acts". Or what if the subject changed to castration for some reason? I can see it now: "LOW COST CASTRATION, ONLY $199 TOTALLY LEGAL" Except now it will have a video to back it up. 0_0

    2. Re:Text ads work by ozydingo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My guess is that will be up to the site displaying the ads. And for that i'd say you can't fault Google; they'd be losing out on a lot of potential marketshare by not offering graphical ads. If some website wants to get paid to host some ads, it's up to them to decide what type of ads they want to host. And if they want to host banner ads (more money in those, i assume?) and Google can't do anything for them, then they'll just host banner ads through another service (doubleclick, whatever). Google loses out on a potential customer. By offerring graphical ads Google gets to snag those customers, but that does not mean we'll see more annoying popups and banners, it only means those websites that aer willing to subject their readers to that kind of thing in the first place have another option to choose from. We may see some sites that use Google text ads switch to graphical ads; but I think the major change will be Google will steal away customers from doubleclick and the likes--just a change in what service the webstie that already host graphical ads use, not necessarily an increase in the number of sites that use graphical ads.

      You could get into a whole moral debate about not offerring a service you fundamnetally disagree with, and that offerring it because "if we don't do it someone else will anyway" is no excuse; but noone ever said (well, Google never said (did they?)) that they're on a moral campaign against graphical ads, just that they recognize that they'll get more users if they don't have them on their own site. If someone else wants to have graphical ads, well that's their own decision to make. I'll just be that much less likely to visit that site, and that's my decision to make.

    3. Re:Text ads work by alphakappa · · Score: 4, Informative

      You always have the option to choose graphical ads or text ads in your adsense account. Graphical ads have always been part of adsense - most folks just choose not to use them.

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    4. Re:Text ads work by Urusai · · Score: 1

      "ever" must mean something like "until after next quarter".

      You will one day curse Google just like you do AOL, Microsoft, and Gator. Mark my words.

    5. Re:Text ads work by sirwired · · Score: 1

      They're making some sort of guarantees about their own Google web site in TFA, but what about all their affiliate relays? Will Google allow customers to flood those with annoying graphical ads?

      I believe from reports, and what isn't in the post, that Google will be providing search affiliates with rope to hang themselves with, a gun to shoot themselves with, etc. Basically, it appears Google will give affiliates the option of graphical crap. If those sites want to annoy their users, Google will be more than happy to let them, and make money in the process.

      This is not much of a change from the status quo for the affiliates. If a site thinks graphical ads are appropriate, they can get them from any number of ad providers, just not Google. For Google, this is a lost market, until now.

      Google has made the decision that they do not believe such ads are appropriate for their own web search, so they won't be carrying them. Notice that non web-search pages aren't included under that umbrella. I think this means that image results and maybe news will start carrying banners.

      I am encouraged by the fact that they are promising not to put awful dancing crap all over the screen anywhere on Google's site. I really HATE those ads that keep me from actually reading the page content.

      SirWired

    6. Re:Text ads work by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      You know, typing in a bunch of words that relate to one topic (IE: Satan, Witchcraft, Evil, Pagan, etc.)

      Those words do NOT all relate to one topic.

    7. Re:Text ads work by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've already seen annoying ads and banners from Google ad feeds, some bad enough to make me consider blocking them. And while what sort of ads are accepted may be up the the site owner, in the previous discussion someone pointed out that graphical ads pay better, so there is incentive for site owners to encourage them.

      And that indeed does make me much less likely to visit such a site (having learned that the value of the average site is inversely proportional to the annoyance factor of the ads it displays).

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    8. Re:Text ads work by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Yes they do.

      They all relate to the religious right nut jobs (as opposed to the religious right sane people, so don't flame me) view of Judaism/Islam/Atheism/Catholicism/Harry Potter.

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    9. Re:Text ads work by tommers · · Score: 1

      Though you acknowledge the "whole moral debate", I think it is pretty key. AdSense is absolutely huge and the decisions Google makes change the face of the Internet. So if Google makes banner ads a large part of AdSense, even if it will be turned off, they will be responsble for making the Internet more flashy in exactly the ways they think are detrimental to users.

      I do agree that its not exactly reprehensible, but just like popup ad providers, their decision will have a significant impact on the user experience for every Internet user.

    10. Re:Text ads work by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      But now my local Google rep tells me Google accepts graphical banner content including Macromedia Flash format.

      I've already seen them.

      I block flash ads. Usually I'm nice enough to not block the ad network outright - but block any .sfw file coming from them. Googles' context didn't include that... but there was enough in the path to identify a multimedia ad and so I blocked based on that. If it gets any more complex, I'll probably just block all ads from Google.
    11. Re:Text ads work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long have you been with AdSense? I've seen image ad boxes since I joined last spring, but very few companies seem to provide content. Even so, webmasters should always have the choice of text vs. image/flash. Works well so far.

      Anyway, it's here to stay:
      A) Advertisers pay more for animation.
      B) Graphical ads are easier to block.
      C) When you do see them, more variety isn't a bad thing. Every time I RTFA at ArsTechnica the overload of orange Vonage ads nearly gives me Vitamin C poisoning.

      I wonder what relevant gems might appear if Ars offered text links, so your point is well taken.

  7. Our goal to organize all the world's information by digitaldc · · Score: 0

    That could take eons. A lofty goal, but a respectable one at that.

    After organizing all the world's information, you may just wish that you hadn't.
    Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

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  8. Time Warner by cez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder how much of that Billion dollars was spent for AOL content compared to Time Warner content...perhaps this is a way of sweetening the pot for their lyric database, movie database, news service and video archives.

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  9. Contradiction by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude, seeing AOL content IS a negative change :(

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    1. Re:Contradiction by Soporific · · Score: 1

      They should change their motto from "Do no evil." to "Do no evil, but if you need it, buy it."

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  10. I'm not quite sure what this means... by pulse2600 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...when they say they "want to organize the world's data, including AOL's." Doesn't Google already crawl and catalog sites on AOL or created by AOL subscribers? Or are they talking about things like multimedia content that is only available to AOL users? I was under the impression that internet content served by AOL worked just like any other site on the internet. Does AOL currently block Google from cataloging/caching all content served by AOL via robots.txt or other methods? I am not an AOL subscriber so if someone out there could share with the rest of the class, it would be appreciated.

    1. Re:I'm not quite sure what this means... by LnxAddct · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just like Google crawls many scholarly archives that the public doesn't have access to, but shows results for them, Google is starting to crawl all kinds of content that isn't typically public. AOL/Time Warner has a ton of content, and they provide a ton of services to subscribers including all kinds of live concert feeds, news sources that typically need to be paid for, videos, shows, streaming radio. AOL is big, bigger than the slashdot group think would have you believe. Google made almost half a billion dollars last year just through AOL users using Google. If Google didn't invest in AOL, Microsoft was going to and that would have knocked out a major partner for Google. This is just Google insuring this large stream of revenue continues from AOL, and also they happen to be able to crawl more data now.
      Regards,
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    2. Re:I'm not quite sure what this means... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking this probably applies to the AOL Keyword content, rather than to AOLer-created web content.

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    3. Re:I'm not quite sure what this means... by digitaldc · · Score: 1

      It means that google will one day become the Jedi Temple Archives:

      The Jedi Temple Archives contained possibly the single largest source of information in the galaxy. Within the polished architecture of the Temple, incredible amounts of data were stored electronically and holographically.
      http://www.starwars.com/databank/location/jediarch ives/img/movie_bg.jpg

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  11. Well, I will just block google ads... by Zangief · · Score: 0

    If they start pushing animated gifs and swf.

    Maybe I will block them, even if they use just logos for the ads.

    1. Re:Well, I will just block google ads... by Louisville_Clark · · Score: 0
      From TFA
      There will be no banner ads on the Google homepage or web search results pages. There will not be crazy, flashy, graphical doodads flying and popping up all over the Google site. Ever.
      Of course, you can always get the CustomizeGoogle Firefox extension and get rid of all ads on Google.
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  12. Neato by TallMatthew · · Score: 0, Troll
    Our goal is to organize all of the world's information. When we say 'all the world's information,' this includes AOL's.

    Well of course, because Sally from Topeka's Brown Betty recipe, the weight of Susie from Hackensack's new baby boy, the measurements of Tony from Jersey City's new boss rims and Jennifer from Atlanta's belief that Britney Spears is "so cool and sexy" is information we all can't do without.

    Organize these under "who gives a shit." Way to go, Google.

    1. Re:Neato by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Google already owns Blogspot. I think the content you mention would be a nice complement to "What Johnny thinks about the DMCA," "How Billy wants to bring down Disney by boycotting their DVDs," and the ever-popular "Why Mikey will never buy a Nintendo DS, PSP, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, or Nintendo Revolution."

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    2. Re:Neato by Otter · · Score: 1
      Well of course, because Sally from Topeka's Brown Betty recipe, the weight of Susie from Hackensack's new baby boy, the measurements of Tony from Jersey City's new boss rims and Jennifer from Atlanta's belief that Britney Spears is "so cool and sexy" is information we all can't do without.

      As a matter of fact, yeah. Welcome to 1995. People lost a lot of money on pathfinder.com, go.com and the like before they realized that the killer feature of the Internet is access to LunixBlogger's belief that Richard Stallman is "so cool and sexy".

      Speaking of "information we all can't do without", I know this is a slow news day but are the top two current stories really "Details of Google - AOL deal not true" and "Rumors of Microsoft - Opera deal not true"?

  13. No changes? by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hope they do indeed not change anything. They will however see any change as a good thing, like they first took away the good interface from dejanews and now turned of quoting by default in google groups and thus raping everybody that is NOT using google for Usenet to read and/or post.

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  14. Article Text by alphakappa · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since very few folks will RTFA, here's the text in its entirety

    The recent announcement of the AOL partnership has been the source of a lot of rumors and misconceptions. We'd like to clear some of those up.

    - Biased results? No way. Providing great search is the core of what we do. Business partnerships will never compromise the integrity or objectivity of our search results. If a partner's page ranks high, it's because they have a good answer to your search, not because of their business relationship with us.

    - Indexing more of AOL's content. Our goal is to organize all of the world's information. When we say "all the world's information," this includes AOL's. We're going to work with the webmasters at AOL -- just as we work with webmasters all over the world -- to help them understand how the Google crawler works (with regard to robots.txt, how to use redirects, non-html content, etc.) so we don't inadvertently overlook their content.

    - AOL will receive a credit towards advertising purchased through Google's ad program. You might wonder if this will affect the ad auction. It won't. We don't offer preferential treatment on advertising (in either the auction or the display) to any of our partners.

    - We have a service called "onebox" for which we provide some additional links separate from ads (sponsored links) and search results. (Try searching on [new york transit strike] and look for the news section.) AOL and its products have always been a part of onebox, along with many other providers, and will continue to be.

    - There will be no banner ads on the Google homepage or web search results pages. There will not be crazy, flashy, graphical doodads flying and popping up all over the Google site. Ever.

    Our service and our business works because of you - our users. You're important to us and something that we think about all the time -- as we build new products, negotiate deals, and think about what our future holds.

    We're looking forward to what AOL can help us do for you, and believe that our new agreement with them will only create a better experience for you in 2006 and beyond -- one where you can continue to trust that we're giving you a result because it's the best one we can possibly provide.

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    1. Re:Article Text by Andrewkov · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If I'm not gunna read TFA, why would I read your cut-and-paste job that may or may not be edited?

    2. Re:Article Text by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Flamebait? hmm. I thought it was a valid comment, as it has happened in the past. Check out this link.

  15. Google says... by Randall311 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All your base are belong to us.

  16. Re:Uh? (mod parent up) by sjwaste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm glad that this is the first comment, seriously. That quote in the article sounds like google thinks we must have zero business sense.

    I mean, if true, that's one LARGE consulting fee. Defense contractors would probably even gawk and say "that's a lot of money!"

  17. What about China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    - Biased results? No way. Providing great search is the core of what we do. Business partnerships will never compromise the integrity or objectivity of our search results. If a partner's page ranks high, it's because they have a good answer to your search, not because of their business relationship with us.

    What about google's collaboration with china's government?

    - Indexing more of AOL's content. Our goal is to organize all of the world's information. When we say "all the world's information," this includes AOL's. We're going to work with the webmasters at AOL -- just as we work with webmasters all over the world -- to help them understand how the Google crawler works (with regard to robots.txt, how to use redirects, non-html content, etc.) so we don't inadvertently overlook their content.

    Does "all the world's information" includes information about human rights, liberty and all this stuff?

    1. Re:What about China? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is a teeny tiny difference between a "business partner" or "the government of a sovereign nation". Except ofcourse when said government is buying or selling something.

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    2. Re:What about China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Google's slogan:
      Do no evil*

      *Not available in China

      (I'd give credit but I can't remember who posted this on Slashdot originally.)

    3. Re:What about China? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Not becuase they gather all the worlds content means they have to provide it to everyone.

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    4. Re:What about China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmmmmmm, China bashing. Yum.

    5. Re:What about China? by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Do you think google takes some kind of perverse pleasure in dealing with China's great firewall? The answer is of course: no. Just like companies don't like getting tarrifed in certain counries. The point is: if you want to be in a country's market, you must play by their rules.

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  18. Built in conflict of interest by augustz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is the have a built in structural conflict of interest.

    They do well when AOL does.

    Even though it seems a stretch, these structural types of conflict of interest can be surprisingly powerful.

    Give it five years. At some point, instead of trying to pick the best choices for onebox with the goal of it being the best for the user, they will pick an AOL option, and rationalize it will be the best for the user. It's a subtle difference, but almost guaranteed.

    We also see from lobbying in the political realm, that access means a TON. Just getting alot more overlap with Google will let AOL really tune into what they are going to be doing in a way that others won't be able to.

    Be interesting to see how this unfolds. Feels very business driven, and even there not sure I buy it. If you have to pay $1b to sell your ads on someone elses site, you're not really selling them. Better to just adjust the cut they get until they and more people everywhere cary them.

    1. Re:Built in conflict of interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The deal is a breathtakingly good deal for AOL. Google's been quietly hiring up ex-AOL and ex-dotcom talent in northern Virginia for a few years now. With this deal, AOL can stop worrying about that brain drain, since Google now has a vested interest in AOL doing well. Such a deal.

  19. Lies? by ghislain_leblanc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But of course, it is Google...they could not possibly be lying, can they? I am really concerned about this. Not the fact that they have all this power, but more the fact that nobody seems to see any problem with it. "Because they do no evil". They still are a company, a big one, and companies (espacially big ones) are more or less meant to be evil. Why would Google be an exception? They did, after all, buy a big chunk of stock in a comonly known as evil one...!

    1. Re:Lies? by english_august · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because all said and done, Google has not given us any reasons to be suspicious of them. This is the giant chasm that Google has managed to cross - they are a huge corporation with complete trust of users like me because I see them constantly innovate. The day they stop wowing me with new functionality I will start complaining but until then I will keep my mouth shut because I know that far more superior brains than mine are at work at Google.

    2. Re:Lies? by bmetzler · · Score: 1
      They did, after all, buy a big chunk of stock in a comonly known as evil one...!

      Google bought a BIG chunk of Microsoft stock?

      -Brent
    3. Re:Lies? by ACME+Septic · · Score: 0, Insightful

      companies (espacially big ones) are more or less meant to be evil

      And here is where I stopped listening to what you had to say... talk about childish.

    4. Re:Lies? by crucini · · Score: 1

      Lying? Read their blog carefully. I don't think they made any promises which could turn out to be lies. Now, your concept of "good" search results may diverge from Google's at some point, but that doesn't make them liars.

  20. Because AOL has no clue what a metatag is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh right, because these high-paid webmasters at AOL have no idea what a metatag is? Do they really need to be spoon-fed by a Google technician to brief them on the latest breakthroughs in web design technology since 1990?

    1. Re:Because AOL has no clue what a metatag is? by ajdowntown · · Score: 1

      um, have you used AOL before?

    2. Re:Because AOL has no clue what a metatag is? by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      No.

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  21. More Microsoft/Google News by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In other MSFT/GOOG news: Microsoft is going to provide all the search technology for Google in China. It seems that Google is buddying up to all of the Slashdotters favorite companies!

    1. Re:More Microsoft/Google News by danielmsantana · · Score: 0

      where did you read that?

    2. Re:More Microsoft/Google News by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was reported on CNBC this morning during the "Morning Call". It was the result of some court settlement.

  22. We won't rest by Randall311 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Until the entire planet is indexed. They have the capital and unlimited resources available to make it happen.

  23. Don't be an idiot by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aside from stopping MS from getting AOL google gets a 5% stake in AOL. They are buying stock, that stock has value. At some point in the future they can sell that stock (probably not right away due to contract agreements) and get money back.

    Google no more gave up 1 Billion dollars than you give up money when you put it in you 401k. Sure Google likely paid more than the AOL percent was worth in return for additional contractual assurances (will use Google ads, won't do blah with MS etc..) but not the whole 1 billion. Only the difference between the true value of that stake and the amount they paid.

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    1. Re:Don't be an idiot by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Oops this wasn't meant to be a reply to the joke but to the chilren claiming google gave away money just to stop MS.

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    2. Re:Don't be an idiot by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Yes, and 1B in stock is like China holding the nuts of USA. When they bought it it would push the price up. Now google can smash the price at an inopportune moment by dumping it.

      Its all games.

  24. Outrageous! by artemis67 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    One billion dollars, just to show AOL how to use robots.txt!

    Hell, they could have paid me five hundred million and I would have done it for them for half price!

  25. Justice Leauge? by modi123 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Does this phrase "Our goal is to organize all of the world's information. When we say 'all the world's information,' this includes AOL's" sound like some cheesy evil super-villains group motto... You know... the kind of evil group the JLA would send Aquaman to fight?

    Batman: Green Lantern, the Legion of Doom is attacking the UN! Scramble the team.

    Green Lantern: Right. On it!

    Aquaman: Oh - oh - oh! Can I go this time? I swear I won't leave a fishy smell on the plane's leather seats!

    Batman: Ahm.... well... yeeeeah. We were going to take you but... Oh! How about you go fight the Google-League! They are trying to organize all of the world's information!

    Green Lantern: Yeah! You would be perfect - with your power to... communicate, with fish.

  26. The most important information's not from .HTML by dada21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The most important information for a company such as Google is not from any information stores that Google will display publicly in a search response. It isn't from databases or PDFs or HTML files or any of the like.

    In my opinion, the most important information is that which is contained in private e-mails. Many users are not weary in the least to tell other users very private ideas, thoughts and connections.

    Google has harvesting engines that can associate words, thoughts and connections better that previous generations of their code, and this is used primarily to help advertisers associate their products and services with the as many different keywords as they possibly can.

    Websites are generally static, but e-mail is always changing. Even the busiest blogger might change their site 3 times a day, a news site might change it 20 times, but an e-mail user could send and receive dozens. Imagine tying in all of a user's e-mails together to find insight into what they want and like and need.

    At this point, is Google sorting through our e-mails at gmail? I'd say no. I don't think this will last -- and AOL's e-mail system is gigantic. The signal-to-noise ratio is pretty low, but it is still massive data. On top of that, the noise that does exist (spam) may help Google implement better anti-spam routines in gmail.

    Of course, I could be all wrong, but I've been studying Google for years now, and nothing they do surprises me. Everything they've been up to has been unique in how they attack their problems, and I do believe that their desire to catalog everything is true. I've said for over 15 years that the future is not products or services but information. The right company that can aggregate and align information for every user (consumer or producer) will be the wealthiest company in history.

    Microsoft who?

  27. SEO by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    $1 Billion for search engine optimization consulting?! I am in the wrong industry!

  28. Re:Google *SHOULD* include graphical ads! by Joren · · Score: 1

    Remember, it's Google's site, not the advertisers'. They are a portal only to the extent that they wish to be; if Google wishes to sell parts of their site (e.g., ads) to others, that's their business, but ultimately claiming Google is unfairly censoring image ads is like claiming I'm unfairly preventing someone else's blog entries from appearing on my home page. Key word: MINE. Oh, and if you really want to see banner ads so badly, why not do a Google image search for them? They don't seem to be preventing those from showing up :P

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  29. Fine line by mixonic · · Score: 1



    Our goal is to organize all of the world's information.

    There is a very fine line between organization and control. By sheer classification and by deciding interfaces and limits on how to access that information, you exert a signifigant amount of control over perception and equal ease of access to biased sources. What happens when you _have_ all the world's information indexed?

    </tinfoil_hat>

    And for the umpteenth time, your goal is to maximize shareholder profits (which arguable, may or may not be monetary).

    1. Re:Fine line by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "What happens when you _have_ all the world's information indexed? "

      You sell it. Or you use it to sell something else (like ad delivery). Hence, maximize shareholder profits.

      You're right though, it's kind of scary to have so much power centrally administered.

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  30. Living in the real world by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think whether or not their is any structural conflict depents a lot on the exact structure of the relationship. Since google and AOL aren't merging but google is only holding a stake in AOL this could be kept as a purely financial arrangement (lots of companies have random investments) which doesn't filter down to the actual people doing the work. Generally you don't want to be sharing technology and close access with companies you only own 5% of. Still the talk about indexing AOLs content makes one think that there is more to this than just a few contracts about keeping ad revenue and some stock changing hands.

    In particular the choice of words made me suspect that somehow AOL content was being given *some* benefit. If nothing is different than before in terms of content indexing why not just say this instead of the weird roundabout bit about indexing AOL content like all other content. One (unlikely) possibility is that they could be helping AOL to optimize their layout for google search. A more plausible possibility (in my opinion) is that they are going to apply their relevance techniques to help AOL optimize the ads it places (e.g. analyze who clicks through aol content and help them figure out which keywords would be best). Additionally they may create a seperate search especially for AOL members, i.e., optimize the search AOL presents to its own users.

    These are only speculation but I very much doubt that the temptation to screw up search will be very strong. Basically this structural conflicts of interest you talk about is just that google makes money if AOL does well. Other than this they have every motivation to just stick to the contracts. However, as google only owns 5% of AOL they only get 1/20 of every extra dollar of profit AOL makes back. So any tweak to their search engine to benefit AOL would have to be expected increase AOL's profit more that 20 times as much as it would hurt google's profit in order for their to be any temptation at all. Yet the credibility of a search engine is a key issue with users and google.com is the core of google. They have to realize that any tweaks to favor AOL will likely be noticed or leaked by disgruntled employees and lose them *tons* of visitors and hence money. So I really doubt their is much incentive to help AOL in the results at all.

    Sure it would be more reassuring if google just did a search enginge and ads so we were sure they had no conflict of interest. However, even then they would have interests in making sure certain potential competitors *didn't* succeed. Moreover, in the real world google doesn't have this option. If they don't want to be beaten out by companies that have even more conflicts of interest they need to be willing to make strategic moves. While refusing to do anything of the kind may appear to be the high road in the short term if it just ultimately means google loses out and MS or some other company with tons of conflicts takes over it is really the worse option for us.

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    1. Re:Living in the real world by augustz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You may be forgetting a human element in this.

      Someone on the edge of the relationship, either on the AOL side or the Google side, may have their success very tied in with how this partnership will result. For example, I pushed this deal to buy the $1b stake. It would be good for me to show that the stake is worth something, so I push for AOL to show in a bunch of places.

      This would usefully be from the business persons side, rather than a programmers side. Google has grown a lot in a short time, and corporate culture can be tricky to maintain.

      This does happen. Let's say some programmer focused on the users said, look, AOL's content is garbage, we should reduce their ranking everywhere, block them from onebox. The guy who pitched a $1b deal is not going to like that and it simply would not be permitted to happen.

      And AOL clearly has an incentive to influence Google, and with a $1b partnership, you can bet they will now have a team working to do so.

      These things can be surprisingly powerful, I've always been amazed at how after time elapses these types of setups can affect things.

      The pure play to keep AdWords at AOL (which arguablly was the point of this deal) would be to increase the share AOL got of the revenue. That would be the marketplace approach. Take the $1b you paid them now, and instead just adjust payments on adwords so over 5 years they get the $1b. This keeps google focused on the user.

  31. AOL has done some good by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    We all know AOL has been bad for the net in some ways, but there is at least one good thing we can say about it. That is, it's the only company that held its own against Microsoft's attempts to dominate the IM world. Thankfully, they may have just held on long enough for Google to get the Jabber ball rolling at last.

    1. Re:AOL has done some good by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      lets not forgett they used to send you a free floppy disk every week.

      That was quite a plus.

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    2. Re:AOL has done some good by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      hahhha, yes, and now clock faces and coasters :)

  32. What is bias? by tomhath · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA: In particular they maintain that search results will remain unbiased..."We're going to work with the webmasters at AOL -- just as we work with webmasters all over the world -- to help them understand how the Google crawler works...so we don't inadvertently overlook their content."

    It sounds to me that they're going to make darn sure AOL's content is properly indexed. That will have to change the results of a search from what it is today; helping AOL get better placement isn't bias?

    Yes, they also work with other webmasters. And I suppose they do have to protect themselves from getting hit with a chair...

    1. Re:What is bias? by tommers · · Score: 1

      Though they have certainly been highly critical of this type of relationship when discussing Yahoo's Search Submit Pro program (used to be called Overture's Site Match xChange, used to be called Inktomi's Paid Inclusion). They made a big point that even have inclusion relationships with content providers tainted you search results, even if they didn't influence ranking.

  33. AOL to press 1 billion more CDs by sxmjmae · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news...
    AOL is mailing out 1 billion more CDs to the US market!

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  34. I'm using Google less and less... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they deny that users will see any negative changes.

    Do they mean any further negative changes?

    With all of the various gStuff they have added, Google has become extremely more usable yet infinitly less usefull to me as a search engine...

  35. All I needed to hear by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    • There will not be crazy, flashy, graphical doodads flying and popping up all over the Google site. Ever.

    Thanks, You have my continued support.

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  36. Mmmmm.... Steak..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL sells steak? Do you get potatos with it?

    It's spelled "stake", moron.

  37. Do no evil? by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    AOL is evil. They have been evil since the C-64 days. At no time have they not been evil.

    So, giving AOL a billion dollars to continue their work IS evil.

    1. Re:Do no evil? by HillaryWBush · · Score: 1
      AOL is evil. They have been evil since the C-64 days. At no time have they not been evil. So, giving AOL a billion dollars to continue their work IS evil.

      I'm going to rag on the whole "Evil Google" meme for a second here. You can call something Evil all you want. But everything's relative, and at the end of the day, these statements are no more philosophically monumental than it would be if you were posting on Slashdot referring to the Holocaust as Evil and for Google to index Holocaust pages as Evil.

      The truth is, what are you going to do about this Evil? If you plan to do nothing whatsoever, then you are just as Evil as the original act.

      In my opinion, we're going to need an addendum to Godwin's Law very soon: once you sit back on your tush and declare something Evil, you have already lost the moral argument!

    2. Re:Do no evil? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      How is AOL evil? I always thought they were just kind of dumb/annoying, but not really evil. They aren't Microsoft. And even if they are evil, don't you think Google can use its position to force them to do better?

    3. Re:Do no evil? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      And even if they are evil, don't you think Google can use its position to force them to do better?

      Nope, they don't have a big enough stake in AOL. (5%). 5% is nothing.

      -everphilski-

    4. Re:Do no evil? by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      So, giving AOL a billion dollars to continue their work IS evil.

      Nah, its just outsourcing that evil.

    5. Re:Do no evil? by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      While as a rule I would agree with you - I don't think *everything* the've ever done is evil. Remember - they were one of the groups largely responsible for the Mozilla project and they still fund it.

  38. Re:Google *SHOULD* include graphical ads! by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not talking about google's site. Of course they can do what they want with that but they very clearly stated in the message that they wouldn't be changing or adding any crazy graphics to that.

    I'm talking about whether adsense should include this type of stuff (it may already) but several people were bitching about this prospect.

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  39. Re:Uh? (mod parent up) by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Heh. My 1270th comment, and my first first post. I'd like to thank my typing instructor, and my witty repartee coach, and all you east coast bastards who got the day off.

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  40. Glindows?? by charlesnw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't Google and Microsoft merge already!?!? I mean think about it for a minute. They are fighting each other like crazy. The only way they can both realize there goals and make tons of money easily is to merge. No more fighting. No more out bidding each other. Or put another way Google/Microsoft Market capatilzation: 200 Billion Dollars. No more slashdot stories about M$ Google wars: Priceless Google wants to index every bit of information everywhere. Video. Audio. IM. E-mail. HTML/XML/PDF/DOC/XLS/PPT on and on and on. Microsoft wants Windows on every computing device out there. What better way to accomplish both those goals then to merge? Oh you want powerful anytime/anywhere access to your info? Well just install Glindows 2007. Oh yeah we strip the metadata out! ;) Can you say big brother?

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    1. Re:Glindows?? by danielmsantana · · Score: 0

      thank God they dont think like you!!

    2. Re:Glindows?? by HillaryWBush · · Score: 1
      Okay, I was driving around last night in my car...trying to think of a name for the drug, and suddenly it hit me.

      The name?

      No, a bird hit my windshield. When that happened, I got depressed.

      Not you, Cisco.

      Yeah, even me. But as soon as I got depressed, I got "undepressed"... 'cause as I was cleaning the gleaming guts off my windshield...I thought of the name for the drug-- Gleemonex!

      The slogan?

      Gleemonex makes you feel like it's 75 degrees in your head...all the time.

      The drug is approved. Next.

  41. Not merge, destroy. by starwindsurfer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    first of, it goes without saying misrosoft is pure evil.

    Personal bias aside:
    Microsoft is going to go out of buisness.

    Google is poised to take over the desktop market
    (if not globaly, then domesticly at least).

    Think about it, nobody wants a computer, they want a web browser and an office suite.
    If google can put OpenOffice online, then suddenly all people need is a thin client that can handle PPPoE/DHCP have a USB port for a memory key
    and an embedded web browser. If you have access to that 2 Gig of gmail space from the online office, you can drop the mem key. And there are embedded systems booting of 64Meg flash drives that run linux and firefox today! I feel we are on the virge of a descktop revolution, poised to regress to the client/server model of times gone. Sure hackers, gear heads and gamers will keep their power systems, but your average CPA and her 12yo son will be happy with a thin client that takes up no more room than a LCD monitor, and a playstation 2.

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  42. Google Whispers by joebob2000 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think the most important information are the secrets you whisper into google's ear.

  43. Google Search? Unbiased? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    You've got to be fucking kidding me. If google search results were unbiased, I wouldn't get search result summaries that have nothing to do with my search, except that have my exact search term inserted in the text. Of course, these biased results link to link trap sites or other sites that generate revenue for google...

    No, that's not biased. Not at all.

  44. Clever Wordsmithing by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Google swears users will not see any negative changes as a result of the AOL buyin...

    of course, the word "negative" is subject to interpretation. Of course, Google and AOL execs would view banners and even more biased search results as a POSITIVE change, because it will give users what they want and offer them more opportunities to save blah blah blah.... or some other similar drivel...

  45. Re:Our goal to organize all the world's informatio by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    How very very true

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  46. Diffrent goals by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Google says it all the time - they want to index the world.

    Bill Gates and Microsoft have said several times - they want to give YOU the tools to index your information.

    Note the difference in semantics. Google wants all the information in the world indexed in one place. Microsoft wants to sell each company the tools to index their own information.

    -everphilski-

  47. Google's banner advertizement free pages are great by heroine · · Score: 1

    Adsense and embedding sponsored search results is great because they're not shaped like a banner.

    Creating buzz about potential acquisitions, offering the potential of unlimited wealth to any media provider that gets acquired is a brilliant tool for Google. In return, no-one says anything negative about Google.

  48. Re:Google's banner advertizement free pages are gr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The revolution will have no banner ads.

  49. Oh my god! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has spoken! This is such important news!!!! Let me go get my stone tablet to inscribe their words of wisdom and convey them to the masses. Or maybe I'll just use Google's sock puppet, Slashdot.

  50. Don't be surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just business. Next you'll see *gasp* Google and Microsoft doing some deals; ads, technology exchanges, whatever.

    Before you guffaw too loudly, remember that Bill and Steve (J., not the chair guy) have had a biz relationship for years now.