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Why Video Blogs Will Suck

Ohreally_factor writes "Web Usability Guru Jakob Nielson has recently written a piece for his Alertbox Blog that does not bode well for video bloggers: Static, talking heads are even more boring on the internet than they are on TV. Nielson backs up his ideas with data from a study done on eyetracking while watching web video. One of Nielson's caveats: 'keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots. If there's a road sign in the video, for example, users will try to read it and will thus miss some of the main content.'"

234 comments

  1. Faith in numbers by dada21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is completely wrong to go out and say something like this without looking at the realities of any given creative market: the more people producing content, the more likely we are to find a few diamonds in the rough.

    If 100,000 teens make vidblogs, they'll probably be terrible. Many will publish one, maybe 3 vidcasts and then stop. Yet I still believe that 1 out of 100,000 could make something worth viewing, and once we find it, we'll let others know.

    I've been working with video since my Junior High School days. I started a video/film production house when I was 20 and sold it when I was 23: video was not ready for prime time then, because distribution was in the hands of the cartels, as it still is today.

    BitTorrent and blogs have changed everything. I can seed a torrent and post it to my blog. RSS encapsulating these two devices will really make distribution easier for the layman.

    The video editing capabilities of most new PCs surpasses what I had just 10 years ago! The easier it is to make, the more garbage we'll see, but the more likely it is that good content will be created by some rare creator.

    I don't see vidcasting as a talking head-only style broadcast. I see documentary-style vidblogs (with a cameraman) and even numerous theatre-group concoctions to get recognition for their talent. I can even see the possibility of decent stories being videocast by student actors and geeks with free time. Give it time and the content will get better. Hell, most blogs are terrible, but if a writer wants to get better, we now have dozens of good "how to blog" blogs that ARE making a difference. Why would videocasting be any different?

    The step from blogging to podcasting is big and takes time and talent to do properly. The step from podcasting to vidcasting is even bigger and takes even more time and more talent, but you can't dismiss it just because you're afraid that 1 million kids with videophones will clutter up your browser. They won't. You don't like it, you don't access it. There are millions of blogs I don't read, but the 10 or 15 that are well produced I read daily. I listen to 2 or 3 podcasts with regularity (that get better every day). I'll watch vidcasts as well, and the more people that are willing to try it, the more likely we are to see quality productions.

    1. Re:Faith in numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No doubt, a million monkeys working at a million keyboards will eventually produce Shakespear; sorting through those 999,999 other monkey's work will be painful though.

      The truth is that what will be the biggest problems for video content from the web are Ugly people (its a cruel fact but most of us are not TV pretty), and poor production values. Let's face it, people are shallow and when they see someone with a bad comb-over, on a set that looks like waynes world, through a crappy web-camera they will discount anything that he has to say; when they see Jesica Alba, on a fancy set, through a digitally enhanced HD signal they will think she is super smart.

      Basically what I am saying could be summed up in a piece of advice I was given upon entering the office world (which I have found to be true) "If you want people to think that you're smart stay in shape, get your teeth fixed, dress nicely, get a good haircut and stay well groomed."

    2. Re:Faith in numbers by dada21 · · Score: 1

      The truth is that what will be the biggest problems for video content from the web are Ugly people (its a cruel fact but most of us are not TV pretty), and poor production values.

      You're telling me? I have a radio face (but my wife is hot, so I guess she could vidcast for me).

      Basically what I am saying could be summed up in a piece of advice I was given upon entering the office world (which I have found to be true) "If you want people to think that you're smart stay in shape, get your teeth fixed, dress nicely, get a good haircut and stay well groomed."

      This is very true for most people. I, on the other hand, have terrible teeth, dress inappropriately most of the time and have a shag of hair, and I still work with many big companies. Talent allows people to look beyond the basics, I guess. I definitely am not the right guy for vidcasting, but I could write good content for an actor who IS good at being in front of a camera.

    3. Re:Faith in numbers by the_tsi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "To me the great hope is that now these little video recorders are around and people who normally wouldn't make movies are going to be making them. And suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart and make a beautiful film with her father's camcorder and for once, the so-called professionalism about movies will be destroyed, forever, and it will really become an art form." -- Francis Ford Coppola, "Hearts of Darkness"

      Sounds like you're saying the same thing.

    4. Re:Faith in numbers by Sierpinski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If 100,000 teens make vidblogs, they'll probably be terrible. Many will publish one, maybe 3 vidcasts and then stop. Yet I still believe that 1 out of 100,000 could make something worth viewing, and once we find it, we'll let others know.

      We don't need blogs for this to happen. This already happens. Some cool, funny, or interesting video on the web has its URL emailed around the globe several times before it dies out. Mirrors/copies of the video spring up everywhere.

      I'm sure you've probably seen the video of the Christmas lights blinking on and off to music. Well that guy apparently was one of the "1 in 100,000", since I saw that video on a beer commerical on network TV last night. He didn't need a blog. He needed a video that was worth telling your friends and family about. Blogs aren't going to change the world, or the internet. Its just a new word for people posting things on their website, which has been going on for decades now.

      Its not the blog that makes something popular, it is its content. If someone produced a really good video and put it on their blog (that I've never heard of before), someone would still have to point me to that blog to see the video, which again is exactly what has been happening for a long time now. You just use the word 'blog' instead of 'site'.

    5. Re:Faith in numbers by dada21 · · Score: 1

      You're right -- but most common people differentiate between a website and a blog even though a blog IS a website and many personal/commentary websites ARE blogs.

      The difference, I guess, is that popular blogs offer consistent updates, consistent viewpoints and consistent quality (whether good or bad). I know the people who come to my gold blog regularly are the ones who want to hear my opinion of gold for the day. The fact that return user numbers are growing (even though my blog is barely a month old) means there are those who like my views or the way I write them. I've had requests from some regular readers to make a podcast so they could listen to my views -- and I may take them up on it if time allows.

      The great thing about vidcasts is that the technology IS getting better, and vidcasts can be easily distributed that are just a minute long. Attention spans are down, but we could easily acquire maybe 10 or 20 60 second vidcasts to watch on a train ride in or while we drink our coffee. These 10 or 20 would be from different people, possibly, with different topics. Instead of watching 30 minutes of very canned footage from your morning news broadcast, you could gain some knowledge, find insight in an opinion or even learn a new word from the variety of vidcasts that hit the scene.

      My wife and I are starting a blog (mostly for family and friends) that is just a daily 60 seconds on a random topic. We always read up on some crazy topic for ourselves every morning, and our days are filled with people asking us what nutty thing we read about. We figured we'd spend the 5 minutes on this podcast, and see who is interested in it. I can easily see dozens of people having an interest in a snippet of audio, and a snippet of video is no different.

    6. Re:Faith in numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're telling me? I have a radio face (but my wife is hot, so I guess she could vidcast for me).


      How did she end up with a loser such as yourself? Are you rich?

    7. Re:Faith in numbers by revscat · · Score: 1
      I recall seeing an interview with George Lucas back during the heyday (shudder) of America's Funniest Home Videos. He held that show up as a perfect example of how control was becoming more decentralized and that we would soon see artists arise from this new world of home video cameras.

      It never happened, of course. About the closest thing to it was "Blair Witch Project", and while I happened to think that was a pretty fun movie, it certainly was NOT Stanley Kubrick/David Lynch/insert your favorite arthouse director here.

    8. Re:Faith in numbers by b0r1s · · Score: 1

      The step from blogging to podcasting is big and takes time and talent to do properly. The step from podcasting to vidcasting is even bigger and takes even more time and more talent, but you can't dismiss it just because you're afraid that 1 million kids with videophones will clutter up your browser

      Exactly. For every Jackass kid doing something stupid and recording it with a cell phone, there's a dozen legitimate uses like recording a new baby for family across the country or sending videos to loved ones in Iraq.

      Video blogging will be just like traditional blogging - some quality, mostly crap, but all of it interesting to the intended audience. The stop up, to amateur video broadcasting, is even more exciting, but will take time and talent - luckily for us, two things people seem to have these days.

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    9. Re:Faith in numbers by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So are YOU the arbiter of what people need and do not need? I'm going to need a phone number where I can reach you at all times, so that I can ask you whether I need the things I think I need.

      Thanks!

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    10. Re:Faith in numbers by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are forgetting about Robert Rodriguez of Trouble Maker Studios fame. You might have seen some of his movies. Sin City, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Spy Kids. He started out with a seriously small indy film called "El Mariachi". This was a full movie that cost only 7,000 to make. He didn't have any Hollywood support. He just did it himself - like how anyone who really wanted could do. The only difference was that RR had/has massive amounts of talent. His talent has earned him a small movie making empire. Same thing could happen with anyone with talent who really wanted to make it happen.

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    11. Re:Faith in numbers by animalmindreader · · Score: 1
      Video blogging will be just like traditional blogging - some quality, mostly crap, but all of it interesting to the intended audience...


      You hit the nail on the head. The biggest use of video on the Internet won't be video blogging and it won't be public. You look at software like olivelink (olivelink.com) that lets people stream video across the web from their personal PCs and it's not video bloggers using it, it's 30-something women video-taping their kids, weddings, vacations, etc. and sharing it with family and friends as if they would pics or videos in their home. No weblogs, no public broadcasting, just private videos between people who knew each other already.

      According to their engineers they've got something 30,000 users and more than 1 million hours of video shared -- and you'd never know it because these people aren't trying to be Steven Speilberg, they're just showing grandma her new grandson.
    12. Re:Faith in numbers by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A million monkeys will tell their friends "hey look at my cool video"

      If it *is* cool, they will tell their friends

      And before you know it you will have another Star Wars Kid

      There are many short film festivals arounf the world that already accept public submissions, the panel does the job of the friends and apply their critcal talents to the submissions, here's the one I work on.

      We've had quite a few success stories (Shame Meadows, Chris Cooke to name two) through our doors that were not part of the "film industry" for their first submission.

      We are all very excited about the next phase of film-making.

      Get your DV Cams out and get taping!

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    13. Re:Faith in numbers by Crizp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...and what about Peter Jackson? With "only" cult splatters like Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles et al behind him (and the pun that was Forgotten Silver), he was chosen(?) to direct LOTR.

      I see Peter Jackson as the new Lucas - Indie star starts with nothing, gets noticed, build advanced film studio, makes big movies.

      BTW, anyone noticed the "ketchup splurt" sound in LOTR2 when the orc loses its head (when the two hobbits are captured)? Definite Jackson meta-homage by the sound crew :) LOTR is full of "bad taste" camera angles and movements too - love his style.

    14. Re:Faith in numbers by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

      So are YOU the arbiter of what people need and do not need? I'm going to need a phone number where I can reach you at all times, so that I can ask you whether I need the things I think I need.

      602-867-5309. My name is Jenny. I'm assuming you got my number off the wall.

      Maybe you should read my comment again. "You don't need blogs for this to happen" is not any kind of arbitration. Its just a plain fact. Just like I can say "You don't need to call me to read the article again." or "I don't need for you to post another stupid comment for me to see how you didn't understand mine." See how it works? You don't NEED to eat pizza. You probably do eat pizza, but you don't NEED to.

    15. Re:Faith in numbers by admactanium · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You are forgetting about Robert Rodriguez of Trouble Maker Studios fame. You might have seen some of his movies. Sin City, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Spy Kids. He started out with a seriously small indy film called "El Mariachi". This was a full movie that cost only 7,000 to make. He didn't have any Hollywood support. He just did it himself.
      let's not throw around the $7000 figure in his case. all of his equipment and post work was done at the university of texas' film department while he was a student there. i was in the communication department as well around the same time. the movie that he did produce for $7000 is not at all what you see when you rent "el mariachi" from your local video store. the version that was distributed had MANY dollars (i've heard over $100,000) spent in post to fix all the weird glitches in his cheap version.

      i agree that he has really done a great job moving forward, but the myth that you can create a movie like el mariachi for $7000 all by yourself has bankrupted many an indy filmmaker since then. haha.

    16. Re:Faith in numbers by drasfr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, the bigger problem I see with video blog is that it is the most inconvenient thing to do while at work, or even outside.

      Why? first, it takes more time, more attention. I like blogs, or texts, because I can take a break anytime and go back to it. i don't have to go back, my eyes can fast forward or go backwards very fast... less attention is needed. I don't need to, well, listen.

      Also, at work, i can't have a video playing. Too obstrusive! bandwitch, and noisy. It is an open-space. If everybody starts to look at videos, and some do - I hate it, it would become very noisy and unproductive.

      even at home. I find it quicker to read something than to listen to a blog. I can read several articles at the same time. I can only listen/watch/pay attention to mostly one video. I do this at home when I am lazy and don't feel like reading.

    17. Re:Faith in numbers by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      I have a radio face (but my wife is hot, so I guess she could vidcast for me).

      Actually, this position is what makes the article's argument completely invalid. Put a truly cute female on camera, dressed (or undressed) to tempt, and a very large cross section of guys will watch her consistantly. They won't read signs that are in the frame, and they won't look away, much. In fact, most guys wouldn't be able to tell you if there was a sign in the frame or not if you stepped in front of the content and asked them cold. They'll watch just in hope for a view a little further than usual up her skirt or down her blouse. Add content they are even mildly interested in, and they'll do it with the sound turned up. Make the content suggestive, funny, and sexually charged and they'll fight to watch it. OTOH, ask for money for it, and they'll stop watching immediately.

      The reason most guys don't watch the news now (and by extension, podcasts) is because (a) the majority of guys don't want to watch another guy regardless of how he presents himself (b) those females that aren't on the Spanish channels are dressed like nuns or your mom, (c) the "news" is full of lies and spun to beat the band.

      Fix those things, and guys will watch. Ladies, I don't know what they'll watch. They're different.

      Me, I understand Spanish, so I'm all set for satellite broadcasting. The Spanish don't do politically correct. And thank goodness for that. On the net, there's the Naked News, that's always fun, but they're not free and they (very ill-advisedly) mess with your browser's window sizes, so it's a hassle or a strain.

      It's not politically correct in today's US society to recognize that sexuality is the prime motivator for males; but that doesn't make it not so. If your hormones are working, you're paying attention to sexuality 24/7. If they're not working... well, I'm very sorry for you.

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    18. Re:Faith in numbers by KrazzeeKooter · · Score: 1
      We don't need blogs for this to happen. This already happens. Some cool, funny, or interesting video on the web has its URL emailed around the globe several times before it dies out. Mirrors/copies of the video spring up everywhere.
      Great point... vlogging is not something entirely new... but while at it's center it may be exlusive in it's pursuit of sharing video many, many of the benifits will come in simply enhancing the ability to work with that that already is bountiful on the web... There is already tremendous amounts of great content out there... what we learn from vlogging will help this stuff move more prolifically through the web to find it's audience... to bubble up the good stuff faster... this includes all sorts of animation and media that ISN'T someone sitting in front of a camera talking.
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    19. Re:Faith in numbers by munpfazy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that's true. There are a few other recent cases of people producing surprisingly good films in industrialized countries with budgets of a couple tens of thousands: Following, Clerks, to pick two good ones. (Tarnation, for a somewhat eccentric example, although I have no idea how much the distributor spent on music rights and post production before creating the finished product.)

      Of course if you were to include a cash value for the wages for the actors and crew, loaned equipment, and production space as "donations," the budgets increase rather dramatically. Tens of thousands of dollars isn't the answer to the question "what did this film really cost" but rather, "with how little cash can someone with talented, generous friends and free time make a decent movie?" That's also an interesting question to ask.

      And, if you allow budgets of a few hundred thousand dollars instead, it's certainly true that the number of examples increases dramatically.

      That said, it's not obvious to me that "video blogging" or portable video players will have any impact on low budget film making. The huge improvements in consumer and cheapo professional grade video cameras in the last decade and the availability of cheap video editing software and desktop computers able to run it, on the other hand, are a lot more exciting.

    20. Re:Faith in numbers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Someone gave me a blog from a baseball fan, a chubby guy in a den surrounded by baseball equipment and yelling about how they were running people going to the ballgame through a metal detector for security, then giving them a free baseball bat! (The promotion was 'bat night' of course.)

      It was funny as hell, and it got spread to me virally... I don't remember the site it original came from despite the guy saying it a few different times, but oh well.

    21. Re:Faith in numbers by admactanium · · Score: 1

      the cheapness of video gear and the increasing quality of video technology will definitely have an effect on indy film making. right now the main thing holding them back is the printing process. since most places don't do digital projection, filmmakers still have to make film prints of their movies even if they originate on video. that's a VERY costly process. it'll take some time but i think we'll see it. i liken it to the "democratization" of print. when desktop publishing became available to everyone at a cheap price, there was a flood of crappy design and "zine" writing. however, in the end, it probably benefitted the field in general. some of those people can turn out to be very very good at what they do. 99.5% of them will be terrible. but that's true of anything. it will all be worth it for the small percentage that are good. because they wouldn't have had the distribution or production capabilities only a few years ago.

    22. Re:Faith in numbers by dada21 · · Score: 1

      How did she end up with a loser such as yourself? Are you rich?

      She wishes :) Actually, I wrote a book about 10 years ago (soon to be freely available on a blog I'm setting up in January) that gives geeks details on how to land hot chicks (for pleasure or for long term romance). I'm constantly surprised how many dorky guys end up with good looking women based on a few simple rules I concocted at the end of High School (up to which point I was a total failure with the ladies).

      Any guy -- poor, fat, and bald even -- can date and even marry a very attractive female, if they know how to play their cards. The down side about hot women (not mine, in this case) is that a majority of them are completely crazy bipolar shells with no substance that will make your life miserable. My newest version of my (free) book will have a great deal of insight into how to deal with these freak jobs.

    23. Re:Faith in numbers by robnauta · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, do you have an url already so I can check when it's available ?

  2. Alertbox "Blog"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps someone should tell him it's a blog, because he doesn't seem to think it is one... and he's been writing it for 10 years.

    Anyway, this isn't really about video blogs, just talking head video. Many of the early video blogs are focused on things like how to do things, not just a person speaking.

  3. Talking heads suck? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    What did you expect from a webcam?

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    1. Re:Talking heads suck? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pssh. I expect what I'm going to see...Tons of amatuer iPod porn.

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    2. Re:Talking heads suck? by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's no such thing as "amateur" porn. It's all a scam to get you to pay to watch ugly people.

    3. Re:Talking heads suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Sure there's amateur porn, it's just that if you go to websites that charge you for "amateur" porn you won't find it.. try Empornium or the p2p network of your choice and you'll find it though..

      /Mikael

    4. Re:Talking heads suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you'll find it

      You search for porn? I bug girls online and have them make porn for me, and secretly record it...
      :rolls eyes:

    5. Re:Talking heads suck? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " There's no such thing as "amateur" porn. It's all a scam to get you to pay to watch ugly people."

      Uh...what about the millions of people out there who have filmed themselves and their significant other, and posted it on the web. You do realize how many people out there get their kicks from doing that right? And yeah, there's lots of ugly people, but there are lots of hot ones as well, and if you know where to look, there are plenty of sites that have these videos for free.

      So perhaps you've been burned by the sites who say their girls are amateurs, yet you see them in videos on different sites with different names...but there's actually quite a bit of good amateur stuff out there.

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    6. Re:Talking heads suck? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Here is some, and up until reciently here is some more.

    7. Re:Talking heads suck? by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      It's all a scam to get you to pay to watch ugly people

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
      What's going on, is that people are constantly looking for that Beauty.

      Now that I have answered that, here is a scary thought for all you Slashdotters:
      When you are old, old ladies will look good to you.
      You will have to discard that time-worn phrase, "Before 6 Beers, After 6 Beers".

      Now, do you really want to grow old?

    8. Re:Talking heads suck? by zlyoga · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree
      I think the Talking Heads were a great band

  4. News flash by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Blogs are just authoritative statements from non-authorities who want their narcisistic rush. I find the majority of them to be boring to begin with, why would video be any different?

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    1. Re:News flash by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      I don't find blogs interesting either. So I am with you in that camp.

      However, a lot of people do like blogs, and find them interesting. I'm sure some of those would love the idea of video blogs (vlogs?).

      Remember kids, everyone has different tastes!

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    2. Re:News flash by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Blogs are just authoritative statements from non-authorities who want their narcisistic rush.

      Nonsense. All a blog is is a website that has a series of articles published in reverse-chronological order, optionally with comments. Nothing in that means they must contain authoratitive statements, and nothing in that means that they must be published by non-authorities.

      Tim Berners-Lee has a blog - would you consider him to be an authority? Blogs that are nothing more than links to other sources are popular - do you consider them to be making authorative statements?

      The word "blog" is almost as general as the word "website". Why are you making such sweeping generalisations?

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    3. Re:News flash by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see the old joke resurrected now: "He has a face made for HTML".

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    4. Re:News flash by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Blogs are just authoritative statements from non-authorities who want their narcisistic rush.

      They share much in common with this comment of yours, then.

    5. Re:News flash by Whafro · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ding ding.

      where are my mod points when I need them?

    6. Re:News flash by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Completely right- and I admit as much in my journal (you'll have to scroll back to the previous five or further....)

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    7. Re:News flash by kalenj · · Score: 1

      Video online can be quite entertaining, more so than regular TV, b/c they can push the limits a bit more (which can be bad sometimes): http://www.smashmyipod.com/

    8. Re:News flash by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Blogs are just authoritative statements from non-authorities who want their narcisistic rush.

      Some are, maybe even a lot, but stop generalizing.

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    9. Re:News flash by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The real reason I submitted this story was so I could read something like the above post, which totally cracked me up.

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    10. Re:News flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...he says on a blog.

  5. Video blogging by BWJones · · Score: 4, Informative

    Trust me, I am a vision scientist. People are pretty visually oriented and the vast majority of them when presented with images on the Internet, generally do not pay much attention to text content. (I've done a few experiments with content on my blog here.) When presented with a task however, or when looking for information, people will read through text to find out what bit of information they are looking for. And generally, people can decide pretty quickly if the information they are looking for is present. The problems with video blogging are manifold: First, people will not sit through a video blogging episode when they are looking for a specific piece of information. Next, video is not yet conveniently "searchable" or indexable. Next, as opposed to information configured for audio interpretation, usually materials presented for video are poorly prepared for acoustic interpretation and are poorly organized and fragmented. A simple example of this is trying to extract the days news by exclusively listening to the following content and not watching it on television 1) NPR 2) BBC news on television 3) CBS news on television and 4) Fox news on television. You will find that generally, NPR presents the information the best for acoustic followed by BBC, CBS with Fox on the bottom.

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    1. Re:Video blogging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like Fox at all but your statement lacks empiricial value when you look at how successful Fox is with regards to viewers, I'm sure there crying all the way to the bank with their lack of acoustic gearing and huge ratings. I wouldn't look to deeply into it, whatever appeals to the masses will work and with video blogs this probably means some physically gorgeous bloggers with visual appeal or a sexy voice will become very popular, esp if they have a sort of fanclub style of site.

    2. Re:Video blogging by dogwelder99 · · Score: 1

      Have to agree. For entertainment or fun, people will enjoy watching a video of, say a celebrity interview. But for news or viewpoints from the average blogger or media shlub, talking-head video has got to be the least efficient way of transmitting information. It requires 10x the time and 1000x the bandwidth, can't be indexed or searched easily, and adds all sorts of side information that distracts from the intended content. For this purpose, plain text is an amazingly efficient compression scheme, refined by genetic algorithm over millenia; why do I need MPEG?

    3. Re:Video blogging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NPR presents the information the best for acoustic followed by BBC, CBS with Fox on the bottom.

      A radio station relies on audio more than television stations?

      Thanks, Captain Obvious!

    4. Re:Video blogging by The+employee+can+cho · · Score: 1

      Trust me, I am a vision scientist.

      You must be a whiz with the ladies.

    5. Re:Video blogging by BWJones · · Score: 1

      You must be a whiz with the ladies.

      To quote Buckaroo Banzai: "Back off man.....I'm a scientist".

      Seriously though, perhaps this is your goal, but I am not sure one should aspire to be a "whiz" with the ladies. Perhaps another descriptor would be more appropriate? :-)

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    6. Re:Video blogging by lysander · · Score: 1

      "Back off man.....I'm a scientist".

      Actually, that's Venkman's quote.

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    7. Re:Video blogging by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Bingo. And another point is...people don't want to just be able to sift through information smoothly, they want to absorb it at THEIR own pace...not the pace of some monolithicly slow talking head who keeps stuttering, despite how interesting their content may be.

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    8. Re:Video blogging by Bohiti · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. The local righty AM radio station often plays FOX News TV audio when they don't have other programming, which is really quite often. It's so funny to be sitting in the car and hear the newscaster say "Look at that."

      I'm very grateful for my vision.

    9. Re:Video blogging by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. Somewhere in the dark recesses of my mind that makes more sense than the Buckaroo source, but it has been YEARS since i saw both movies. Slashdot is simply one of the most authoritative resources for all of geekdom and that is what I love about it. There is always someone here that will know the answer to even the most esoteric geeky fact.

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    10. Re:Video blogging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) NPR 2) BBC news on television 3) CBS news on television and 4) Fox news on television.
      What about nakednews.com ?
  6. But blogs are already boring enough by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, I don't get what the rage is about blogs. Why would I? Why would someone else's boring day suddenly be interesting because they wrote about it.

    Add video to that. Wow, now I get to see, hear AND read about someone else's boring day. Because you just *know* they'd still write about what you are seeing.

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    1. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "Wow, now I get to see, hear AND read about someone else's boring day."
      Your understanding of VIDEO is interesting, to say the least.
    2. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by grasshoppa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your understanding of VIDEO is interesting, to say the least.

      And your grasp of the english language amuses me, to say the least.

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    3. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by vertinox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously, I don't get what the rage is about blogs. Why would I? Why would someone else's boring day suddenly be interesting because they wrote about it.

      Because in the blogs I read that someone else is a girl, has larger tits than you, and they post pictures of them...

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    4. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would someone else's boring day suddenly be interesting because they wrote about it.

      I dunno. Why would you assume that all blogs are just boring people writing about their boring days?

      In fact, why would you read, hear, or watch ANY media of any kind? It's just people talking about or doing stuff. Boring.

    5. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, I don't get what the rage is about blogs. Why would I?

      A random selection of things I've learned from blogs this month:

      • Final standardisation of a file format I use.
      • An important, widespread bug in software support for that standard.
      • Last call for specifications that I will use in the future.
      • Really useful technique to perform cross-domain lookups without XMLHttpRequest.
      • Technique to display graphs derived from HTML tables.
      • Features of upcoming browsers that I can plan on using.
      • Loads of other stuff I can't remember off the top of my head.

      These are things that are all directly applicable to my job, and most of them I wouldn't have learned about had they not been mentioned on a blog I read.

      I know the Slashdot trolls like to describe blogs as nothing more than adolescent whining, but that's never been true. All kinds of professionals use blogs as a way of disseminating information.

    6. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Because in the blogs I read that someone else is a girl, has larger tits than you, and they post pictures of them...

      Er, dude, you forgot the links ;)

    7. Re:But blogs are already boring enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously, I don't get what the rage is about blogs. Why would I? Why would someone else's boring day suddenly be interesting because they wrote about it.

      You'd care about their boring day because they're a friend of yours. And if they aren't, why are you reading their blog in the first place? Are you offended that you're able to read someone's personal correspondence with their friends if you specifically seek it out? Or are you afraid that the bloggers are using up all the room left on the Internet?

  7. Of course they will suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    In fact, everything on the Internet pretty much sucks. That doesn't keep it from growing at about 8000% per year.

    On the bright side of course we can expect some pretty creative and funny videos being passed about. I can't wait until the product-placement folks start getting involved. This is gonna rock.

    1. Re:Of course they will suck by localman · · Score: 1

      Your comment brings up a good point. Yes, it all sucks. Blogs suck, the web sucks, TV sucks, hollywood sucks, the music industry sucks. This is all true. But they suck compared to... what? People are very comfortable trashing this stuff, but I don't think they even think about what they're saying. Are they saying that the average output of these sources is of lower quality than their favorites? Well, that seems like a pretty tautological statement. Why do they keep going on about it and acting like that signifies they have good taste?

      Well, I guess I can't expect much better, because people suck ;)

      Cheers.

  8. Um not exactly by jockm · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article is about why talking head webvideo will suck. Not all video podcasts. There aren't that many out there, but there are some gems such as RocketBoom and the risque KitKast

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    1. Re:Um not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so special about Kitkast? It's like NakedNews, only Kitkast can't read off the prompt cards, has lower production value, and doesn't get naked.

      This is the worst thing about the Internet. Any slightly female looking human who has breasts can immediately gather a following by wearing (usually unflattering) revealing clothing.

    2. Re:Um not exactly by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      This was about blogs, not podcasts.

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    3. Re:Um not exactly by citizenr · · Score: 0

      Rocketboom is not a podcast, its a vlog.

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    4. Re:Um not exactly by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      Is there any difference?

      Let's go to the Wikipedia: A vlog is a weblog which uses video as its primary presentation format. It is primarily a medium for distributing video content. Vlog posts are usually accompanied by text, image, and additional meta data to provide a context or overview for the video.

      You can easily interchange the obnoxious word "vlog" with "video podcast", and they both seem to come out as pretty much the same thing.

  9. Wow... by Cheapy · · Score: 1

    Someone in the Old Camp saying that the New Camp won't work...

    Where have we seen this before?

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  10. Wrong by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, but MTV proved to me that shooting a bunch of ugly young kids blabbing about crap in a still frame shot works... Either that or MTV is just a big money laundering operation, cuz after 20 years they're still on the air...

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    1. Re:Wrong by Cheapy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they aren't even playing music videos anymore!

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    2. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't watch much MTV, do you? You've got it mostly right (ugly young kids blabbing about crap), but the frames are anything but "still." MTV pioneered the frantic jump cut, so you still get a talking head, but the angle and applied effects change almost as fast as the frame rate.

  11. Why Video Blogs Really Suck by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because Catherine Zeta Jones isn't making them.

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    1. Re:Why Video Blogs Really Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    2. Re:Why Video Blogs Really Suck by cciRRus · · Score: 1

      Well, we can always hope for Keyra to have her own video blog! Or her wannabies!

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  12. 90% of video blogs will suck by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just like 90% of the text blogs suck now.

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    1. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by clintp · · Score: 3, Informative

      90% of everything sucks.

      However, audio blogs somehow defy Sturgeon's Law and 98% of those are crap. I expect video blogs to be even worse.

      Audio blogs are such a jarring disturbance to the way I work in front of a computer, I can't listen to them at all. I pretty much have to stop everything else I'm doing and listen. That blows up multitasking for me. And there is no-one online interesting enough to have 100% of my undivided attention for the length of a blog entry.

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    2. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by i · · Score: 1

      Make that 99%.

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    3. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by Peldor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course there's the +/-10% margin of error.

    4. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by greed · · Score: 1

      Oh good, it's not just me that feels that way about audio blogs or podcasts or whatever they're called this week.

      There are some that I do want to listen to, but none enough to actually make time to listen to them. I like reading on the bus, so I can't listen to a podcast. At home, they're boring enough that I want to do something else, but interesting enough that I still have to pay attention.

      So they just sit in the download directory and never get played.

    5. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Jesus, I'd hate to be sitting in a car with you driving and listening to the radio! =)

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    6. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then don't think of audio Podcasts as blogs, think of them as Super Radio. People like to listen to radio shows on their drive to work (for instance). Podcasts are like that, except that you can listen to exactly the shows you want, when you want, without worrying about missing a show, and being able to pause/skip/relisten.

      Sure, Podcasts might not work well on the computer but there's a reason they're called Podcasts.

    7. Re:90% of video blogs will suck by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

      Audio Blogs/Podcasts aren't meant to be consumed while you work in front of the computer, at least as far as I'm concerned.

      They're the replacement radio. For those of who can't stand clearchannel top 40 crap or the talking heads on the AM band - podcasts are a godsend. I can find much more varied content, customize what I want to listen to, pause and play back, listen to it on the train, in the car, walking around the supermarket, and as a bonus I don't have to put up with nearly the same level of obnoxious ads.

      Video casts, similarly, are going to be the replacement for TV. I don't watch TV at work - but while I'm cooking and eating dinner, cleaning, or collapsed on the couch at night, then yeah, I'd love to be able to take a video iPod or whatever, plug it into the TV, and watch the content I'm subscribed to.

      As you said, 99% of everything sucks. The beautiful thing about this though is that when you have millions of amateurs doing this, that still leaves thousands which *don't* suck, producing more content than I could hope to consume in a lifetime.

  13. Video blogs? by RPoet · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sir, I think you mean vlogs or vodcasts.

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    1. Re:Video blogs? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      As anyone who has ever tried to read a CD-key over the phone knows, "v" is one of the most problematic letters to annunciate. There is no way to naturally go from "v" to "l" without either pausing or accidentally saying "fl". The two combined make "vlog" possibly the most unpronouncable word ever. If this is going to be popular, can we please make it "vidlog" or "vog" so I don't have to constantly be saying, "No, not 'flog.' Not 'blog.' 'Vvvuh-log.'"

    2. Re:Video blogs? by Billosaur · · Score: 1
      The two combined make "vlog" possibly the most unpronouncable word ever.

      It's just the continuation of the dumbing down of language because people would rather be monosyllabic zombies than learn pronunciation and vocabulary. Why did it need to be "blog?" Was "web log" too hard to say? And "vlog?" Let's not go there. I won't even start on "podcast"...

      A minority of blogs I find actually noteworthy, very few of them on non-commecial sites. Of course I don't consider them "blogs"; they're opinion pieces more than anything. But even the ones I like, I would hate to have to watch. Let's face it, not everyone's that pretty to look at.

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    3. Re:Video blogs? by Dan!+Dan!+Dan! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we follow the pattern from "blog", shouldn't they be called "ologs"?

    4. Re:Video blogs? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      You're right, they should be called "flogs", to post one is "flogcasting" and the general practice is "flogging"

    5. Re:Video blogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Victor Lima Oscar Golf!

    6. Re:Video blogs? by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      There is no way to naturally go from "v" to "l" without either pausing or accidentally saying "fl".
      The same applies to ipod and imac but they seem to have done ok.
      (try pronouncing them with the i as used in him, it always amused me as there is a womens hair remover called Immac)

      How do you pronounce Vladivostock, or Vladimir ?

      Americans pronounce Z as zee, so why not vee-log ?

    7. Re:Video blogs? by rewinn · · Score: 1

      > people would rather be monosyllabic zombies than learn pronunciation and vocabulary. Why did it need to be "blog?" Was "web log" too hard to say?

      What's wrong with efficiency?

      In the time it takes to utter "pentasyllabic eruditism" I can utter 8 or 9 one-syllable words. The nine words, if well-chosen, can communicate vastly more information than the two, because the relationship between words can be just as informative as the words themselves. Think about the difference between English and German, for example.

      The question of the superiority (or otherwise) of complicated vocabularies recalls to me two authors who in separate works used the assertion that Chinese lacked the complicated pluralisms of English to argue diametrically opposite points. Both authors said that Chinese used the equivalent of "two man" instead of "two men". The English author said that this showed Chinese was a wussy and degenerate tongue. The Chinese author (Jackie Chan, in his hilarious autobiographyI Am Jackie Chan: My Life In Action) said that Chinese was very efficient and sophisticated because the phrase "two man" sufficiently communicated the same idea as "two men" and did not require the unnecessary learning of an additional word.

      I'm with Jackie on this. Linguistic efficiency = good.

    8. Re:Video blogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Spanish pronunciation, "vlog" and "blog" sound exactly the same.

    9. Re:Video blogs? by shobadobs · · Score: 1
      It's just the continuation of the dumbing down of language because people would rather be monosyllabic zombies than learn pronunciation and vocabulary.

      No, you meant to say

      That phenomenom exists merely as the continued foreshadowing of stupidification of verbalized communication caused by the fact that human beings (and alternate intelligent, rights-bearing creatures) would front their preferences towards behaving as uni-syllable-ized moving corpses as opposed to learning pronunciation and extremely long, multisyllable words that other people only use because they think it makes them seem intelligent.
    10. Re:Video blogs? by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny
      That phenomenom exists merely as the continued foreshadowing of stupidification of verbalized communication caused by the fact that human beings (and alternate intelligent, rights-bearing creatures) would front their preferences towards behaving as uni-syllable-ized moving corpses as opposed to learning pronunciation and extremely long, multisyllable words that other people only use because they think it makes them seem intelligent.

      Thts nt wh i mnt at ll.

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    11. Re:Video blogs? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      There is no way to naturally go from "v" to "l" without either pausing or accidentally saying "fl".
      I tell you what, if people kept calling me "Flad" I'd be tempted to stick them on spikes too.
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    12. Re:Video blogs? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      It's just the continuation of the dumbing down of language because people would rather be monosyllabic zombies than learn pronunciation and vocabulary. Why did it need to be "blog?" Was "web log" too hard to say? And "vlog?" Let's not go there. I won't even start on "podcast"...

      You're right. Why one earth would anyone think of contracting words in the English language to make them easier to say?

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  14. Vlogs are ok... by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

    MN Stories is a local blog that has received some attention when it was named a finalist in the 2005 Weblog Awards for best video blog.

    Then there is Chasing Windmills, another Minneapolis based "vlog" which IMHO is really more of a running series than a "blog".

    I don't particuarly care for them (or videocasts) right now, but they are a fledgling arena. I'm sure they will improve with time though. We'll see.

  15. A picture is worth 1000 words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a video blog at 15fps is worth 900,000 words a minute.

    1. Re:A picture is worth 1000 words. by iabervon · · Score: 1

      But if it's just a talking head, it's only worth the same 1000 words, 900 times a minute. Somehow, I don't think I want to watch something with only 0.02% new content after the first 70 milliseconds.

    2. Re:A picture is worth 1000 words. by Shano · · Score: 1

      Sadly, words and (useful) information are very different things. In high school, I spent a lot of time learning how to boost the word count of an essay with the bare minimum of actual content. Of your 900,000 words a minute, I'd expect an average of about two sentences of useful content, and a whole load of digression (much like my Slashdot posts). The remaining 899,800 or so words consist of "hey, look at me, I've got a video camera and no sense of shame". Or, indeed, any sense at all.

      From my perspective, (personal) blogs, photoblogs, audioblogs and video blogs are in roughly increasing order of pretentiousness.

    3. Re:A picture is worth 1000 words. by The+Notorious+ASP · · Score: 1

      That's at least 15 Libraries of Congress...

    4. Re:A picture is worth 1000 words. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      In high school, I spent a lot of time learning how to boost the word count of an essay with the bare minimum of actual content.

      Boost the word count!? You obviously didn't apply to enough colleges. :-) Here I am, hoping that 600 words is "approximately 500." Maybe if they've got their professors reading essays they'll remember that they didn't say how many sig figs was "approximately".

    5. Re:A picture is worth 1000 words. by Shano · · Score: 2

      Very true, at university/college level, but note I said high school. I also spent a lot of time in my final year at university trying to cut my project report down a few pages.

      It's really a question of being able to lengthen or shorten an essay to fit the amount of information - which you need to do depends on the level, and how interested you are in the topic.

  16. no way by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be much more fun to poke and laugh at a bad video blog than just reading an bad text-based one.

    1. Re:no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if the guy running the blog is like that ...

  17. Distracting elements by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Static, talking heads are even more boring on the internet than they are on TV. Nielson backs up his ideas with data from a study done on eyetracking while watching web video. One of Nielson's caveats: 'keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots. If there's a road sign in the video, for example, users will try to read it and will thus miss some of the main content.'"

    ...and that goes double for a pair of tits. Unless, of course, the tits are the content. There's such a thing as taking this approach too far -- our studies found that in contrast to heads, static talking tits were even more distracting than bouncing (but otherwise silent) ones.

    1. Re:Distracting elements by fr3nch_com · · Score: 1
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  18. Talking Heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Static, talking heads are even more boring on the internet than they are on TV."

    Depends on whether it is Alan Bennet's blog or not.

  19. insignificance of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as text blogs a video blog would only serve as something to bring meaning to the lonely and imbecil people that use it (although it doesn't really mean nothing). unless of course, someone use it as a tutoring tool or something like that...

  20. Not all trends are good by vectorian798 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are MANY trends in tech/internet which are not good. Videos are one of them. A lot of sites now are making videos almost a mandatory part of their experience. Gamespot for example, did not have a text version of its top games of the year. Instead, you could only see the nominees and to see the actual winner you have to go see a boring video instead of just seeing who the damn winner is! Furthermore, it is one of those videos where you can't click around towards the end, even if the video has been downloaded grr! People use the internet because it has such a massive amount of information. While entertainment is certainly part of the Internet (EBaumsWorld or Timekiller for example), quick access to salient information is likely more useful.

    I think that everyone needs to get off their respective bandwagons and think from a perspective of actual utility to end-users. This goes for videos, people on MySpace with MP3's playing in the background, sites that seemingly all want to throw in AJAX even where it is 100% unnecessary, and so forth.

    1. Re:Not all trends are good by Yhippa · · Score: 1
      What? Gamespot Game of the Year sponsored by Mountain Dew?

      I thought I had Adblock on. Those sneaky bastards.

    2. Re:Not all trends are good by Suspended_Reality · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing about the Gamespot awards...until I scrolled down. The winner is at the bottom of the page for those who don't want to watch the video.

    3. Re:Not all trends are good by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Dead right. There are about 5 blogs that I keep an eye on (mostly technology ones). And they have really good content, and could probably make them into an interesting video. But I only take an interest in about 1/5 of the posts. Text and images are great because you can skim read them at very fast speeds, ignoring anything you're not interested in.

      Sure, most people could still make time for a video, but if everyone started to make video blogs, people would simply track less blogs. I suspect that many video blogs will lose out to text/image blogs, and only the more innovative video blogs will be as sucessful as text/image blogs have been.

    4. Re:Not all trends are good by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Instead, you could only see the nominees and to see the actual winner you have to go see a boring video instead of just seeing who the damn winner is! Furthermore, it is one of those videos where you can't click around towards the end, even if the video has been downloaded grr!"

      Great for them, crappy for us. Know why? If you can't skip around, you can't skip the ads/product placement. Just like broadcast TV!!! JOY!

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  21. Counter Opinion by mcgroarty · · Score: 4, Informative
    Why video blogs rock: Mobuzz TV, TikiBar TV, RocketBoom... I've got about 20 videoblogs I love that range from daily to monthly updating.

    The ones that fail as talking heads are the same ones that fail as audio-only material. The secret is to be brief and get to the content straight away. I'm betting I'm not alone in having dropped otherwise-good podcasts and video podcasts just because they had a 10 second intro I had to sit through every episode, or because they ran more than a few minutes and padded things out with too much personal noise. One of the worst is when an otherwise great podcast or video blog has crap audio that keeps getting louder and quieter like the speaker couldn't stay close to the microphone. It hurts to drop those, but it also hurts to listen.

    1. Re:Counter Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.gravlab.com/media/ is a good web video content aggregator. To say video blogs will suck because the video isn't optimized for the web is a shallow, shoot from the hip comment to start a slashdot article. Some video sucks, some video blogs will suck, the medium isn't doomed because CNN doesn't optimize their video for the web experience.

  22. Remember Sesame Street? by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sesame Street in the beginning of the show's history -- used to focus the camera directly on the puppet speaking. Adults and Children alike would drift into a mental state, brainwaves and such that would pick up less of the content, much the same way this study indicates. Sesame Street eventually began to film their characters off to the left or the right of center, and constantly changed viewpoint and moved the camera enough to maintain interest. Is it any wonder why that same lesson needs to be learned again and again, regardless of it being vblogs or some other video presentation?

    I am often suprised that the Sesame Street experiments aren't mentioned more often when people talk about Video on the web, and even more suprised when people begin to compromise those lessons learned because they intend to save bandwidth by reducing movement. It comes as no suprise to me that the focus was on a sign (which provided something to read in an active field of view) and the other technology in use around it. The Web is an active and interactive medium that people want to be constantly DOING something with. Multitasking is a requirement in a multimedia environment like that.

    What's more is, why expect someone will spend 24 seconds watching the same screen when the audio is there and they can listen instead because the activity isn't crucial to watch? No movement, it's just not that important. Toss a burning building in the background, a few people screaming.. now that you'll watch. Sad but true.

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    1. Re:Remember Sesame Street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is why Video phones are a failure. I don't need to see video of my Dad sitting on the couch while talking to him. If the video doesn't ADD to the podcast, it's superfluous.

      That being said, I'm sure there will be interesting vblogs. And finding them won't be difficult. Unique and entertaining stuff rises to the top on the internet. That's the beauty of the medium.

    2. Re:Remember Sesame Street? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Sesame Street in the beginning of the show's history -- used to focus the camera directly on the puppet speaking. Adults and Children alike would drift into a mental state, brainwaves and such that would pick up less of the content, much the same way this study indicates. Sesame Street eventually began to film their characters off to the left or the right of center, and constantly changed viewpoint and moved the camera enough to maintain interest.
      Care to cite a reference for this claim?

      When I was watching Sesame Street in the mid-1970s it was positively manic. The whole point of the show was to make something that resembled commercial television -- complete with "commercials" -- because studies had shown that children were easily enthralled by fast-paced intercutting of different material. The plots with the human actors were simple and constantly interrupted with cartoons, puppet skits, songs and jingles, "sponsorships" by the letter H, and so on.

      Though I can't find an article to refer to right now, if anything Sesame Street has been toning down its format in recent years, in response to concern that the style of commercial television that it emulated in its early years might contribute to a lower attention span in children. The camera stays put a little more and the various segments of the shows are longer than they used to be.

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    3. Re:Remember Sesame Street? by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

      I will see what I can do to dig references on the original study up. There were some very serious studies along this line and it was seen that small vignettes (I don't know if I'd consider them "commercials") were alot more effective, and anything that could be done to keep the eye moving around the screen to study action was a good thing, so long as there was content of worth to show.

      However, I do feel that the Nickelodeon method you see now is a gross perversion of this concept and if I ignored the fact that we're discussing Sesame Street and inserted any kids show from Nick, you'd fall infinitely short of what SS & Childrens Television Workshop were trying to achieve.

      --
      "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
    4. Re:Remember Sesame Street? by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found something right off the bat that speaks to the same general issues but isn't specifically the study I was referring to. Check this out:

      http://www.psychologicalscience.org/observer/getAr ticle.cfm?id=1900

      It speaks of a study by 1970's graduate student Barbara Bragg about children's attention patterns. It wasn't just about Sesame Street, but the Electric Company as well. I urge you to read this, it's a great place to begin. I will find the original study and provide you a source though. I have it around somewhere.

      Cheers.

      -AT

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      "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
  23. See, I thought it would be... by seldrick · · Score: 1

    I thought Video Blogs would suck because at some point we'd have to go back to looking at Adam Curry.

  24. MOST will suck ... SOME will be great! by Luscious868 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Of course the vast majority of video blogs will suck. The vast majority of standard blogs suck, the vast majority of podcasts suck and the vast majority of web pages suck. When anyone can create content, the majority of said content won't be very good. Some minority, however, like Rocket Boom will be pretty good to great. As far as I'm concerend the more content available the better. The real issue will be sorting through alll of the crap to find video blogs with content you're interested in. iTunes is doing a respectible and Google ... are you paying attention?

  25. Not very stealthy by Saint37 · · Score: 1

    When you are sitting at your job surfing blogs instead of working you need a certain amount of stealth. A video won't provide this. People walking by will just think that you are slacking off watching TV. But if you are reading something intently and making troubled facial expressions, you can make it seem like you are very busy.

    http://www.stockmarketgarden.com/

    1. Re:Not very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But if you are reading something intently and making troubled facial expressions, you can make it seem like you are very busy."

      (furrows his brow and clicks Reply To This)

  26. ob. Coupling reference by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    in keeping w/ talking tits:

    I need breasts with brains. I don't mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you've got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding. Besides, you give breasts the power of independent thought and the next thing that happens they don't get on.

    --Jeff, from Coupling, "The Girl with Two Breasts"

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    Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
  27. This study just proves the obvious by yog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This study really is just "proving" the obvious.

    Talking heads? I would hope for a lot more than that, in an age of video camera phones and video digital cameras heading south of $100. People can now video all sorts of newsworthy and not-so-newsworthy events and post them on their blogs. That's actually a rather exciting development.

    I have found some of these audio "podcasts" to be utterly boring and tedious to wade through; unlike with text, it's rather difficult to scan down to the end to see if there's an interesting point in there somewhere, and I have yet to find an audio player that accelerates the sound on the fly (why can't Real and WMP do these simple tasks yet?). Listening to some guy stuttering and umming and ah-ing, no thanks; would rather read a well-written piece than waste my time like that.

    But video will be more fun and informative because a video is worth a thousand words, and the patter becomes almost irrelevant. Maybe I'm different, but I find video on the web still to be fresh and exciting while more static presentations are getting to be old hat. Of course there's the inevitable commercials you have to sit through to get to the substance of a video in many cases, and once again the video player won't let you fast forward but I suppose it's a small price for an essentially free service.

    Bring on the video podcasts!

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    1. Re:This study just proves the obvious by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good points.

      I've been speaking with numerous freedom writers about creating a daily podcast (and possibly a weekly vidcast even). I've come up with a simple way to overcome the "is this podcast download-worthy?" question -- just post transcripts. I've been working on a way to make my blogs both readable AND speakable so that people who don't have the desire to read them can also listen to them. One can take a 200 word blog post and make it a decent 10 minute OpEd podcast that extends on the ideas in the blog.

      I'm looking forward to the first vidcasts. Knowing what the bottom looks like will give me a good view of what the possibilities are.

    2. Re:This study just proves the obvious by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      WMP 10 can accelerate, at least for MP3s. 1.4x, 2x, and 5x. 1.4 and 2 are still listenable, 5 is fast forward.

      Not that this would make me listen to a 'podcast', I'd rather stick splinters under my fingernails.

    3. Re:This study just proves the obvious by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      Hehe. It can't be THAT bad.

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      fast as fast can be. you'll never catch me.
  28. Not all blogs are for personal purposes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can see a whole lot of video blogs appearing on the blogosphere for educational purposes.

    You all know about how we all learn in different ways, and I for one learn from seeing and hearing. There's a lot of things these days that can be better explained with audio and video. From backing up DVDs, to game tips (think WC3 replays), to programming (or at least the things that can be better explained with visuals. For example, variables and trying to think of it as a box in which you can place times).

    If I ever choose to do one of these visual guides in the future (I hope I have something to share) I'll be using video blogs. It's easy to maintain from my perspective, and it's easy to keep up with from the readers perspective.

    There's a lot of useful blogs out there, even from the teenage generation (just look at PlanetKDE and PlanetDebian for young talent, I'm also only 17)

  29. It's the content, stupid! by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It all comes back to the content. That is, the writing.

    If the writing is bad, it doesn't make any difference if there is video or not. All too often the temptation is to do video because you can. I have been involved in distance learning, and the -first- thing that most professors want to do is video. And yes, talking heads (mostly) make for boring video.

    No matter what, it comes back to the fact that it is all about the message and not at all about the medium. Putting lipstick on a pig doesn't make it any prettier...

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    A house divided against itself cannot stand.
    1. Re:It's the content, stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Putting lipstick on a pig doesn't make it any prettier...
      Yes, that means you !
    2. Re:It's the content, stupid! by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Just reading through the posts, and yours hit home.

      I was recently contracted to build a mobile-streaming-video server for one of my long-time clients so that they could webcast a training event to one of their clients who could not be on the west coast that particular day.

      Long story short, the woman I was working with and I got so bored, that we started sending hand signals to the presenter to tell him to move around, as well as switching camera views every time he mentioned something that was on the overhead. We knew that it had to be paintfully boring to those watching.

      Of course, it was 15 minutes from the end before the presenter realized what we were doing and inserted a 'douchebag' joke into the presentation......wow.....I didn't see that one coming. We stopped encouraging him to be more lively because....we were live and I didn't have a 5 second delay profanity beeper like the networks do.

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      "Lame" - Galaxar
  30. Another missive from CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! by writermike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, you can just put different elements in this article and it'll sound the same:

    [Affordable Desktop Publishing] will lead to mostly sucky [newsletters].
    [Affordable DVD production] will lead to mostly sucky [DVDs].
    [Affordable video production] etc...

    Having said that, his point about talking heads is worthy. Some of my favorite podcasts have a video component, but they don't try to make the visuals interesting enough to make it worth the download. Diggnation is a perfect example of this. On audio, it's funny, funny. But when you download the video, it's two guys looking mostly at their computer screens and reading with the occasional graphic to show something they reference. I appreciate the effort, but it doesn't make the video a worthwhile download.

    Seasoned (or even lightly-seasoned) television producers know this type of video would not go over well today. Can you imagine an entire news broadcast with one announcer, reading a teleprompter out of the shot and away from the camera with no breaks for stories? Even regular news broadcasts get their announcers to swivel the chair from time-to-time.

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    If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
    1. Re:Another missive from CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine an entire news broadcast with one announcer, reading a teleprompter out of the shot and away from the camera with no breaks for stories?

      Yes. If the broadcaster is a woman.

      And she's pretty.

      And parts are showing.

      I believe this has actually been done. Was "Naked News" successful?

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    2. Re:Another missive from CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Seasoned (or even lightly-seasoned) television producers know this type of video would not go over well today. Can you imagine an entire news broadcast with one announcer, reading a teleprompter out of the shot and away from the camera with no breaks for stories?


      That _is_ a news broadcast - a proper one, rather than the chatty middle-aged man chats to young woman with long legs on sofa sort.

  31. oh why thank you internet by SydBarrett · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh boy, another form of media to not give a shit about.

    No wait, it's just home movies with meta tags wow.

  32. Waste of Bandwitdth by thecpuguru · · Score: 1

    Video Blogs are nothing more than a BIG waste of bandwidth.

  33. Mobuzz TV by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

    What about http://www.mobuzztv.com/? The format is quite simple and the episodes are short and a bit quirky, but it works fine because it gets too the point and not much extra stuff. Plus the episodes are only about 10 MB each so they are small and can be placed on iPod or other.

  34. Why they'll suck? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    Lack of softing lighting and makeup. Not everyone's (self included) is easy on the eye...

  35. If they are worried about by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    static talking heads boring them to death, just
    watch an episode of Battle Star Galactica.
    There you can get all the shakey-cam you like.

    Hey! That's an idea! I'm going to sell BSG Shakey-WEBcams(tm).
    Put a little lopsided motor in the base to shake the camera for you!
    This out to be a huge hit with the under 30 crowd!

  36. In defense of personal blogs by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You seem to confuse two distinct types of blogs here - or maybe you're not aware of the distinction at all, so let me recap that:

    The first kind of blog is the one you talk about and that you find boring - personal blogs detailing personal experiences, kind of like a public diary. The second kind is blogs dedicated to certain subjects etc.; these are more akin to professional journalistic media such as newspapers etc.

    The "rage" about blogs is mostly about the second kind; and FWIW, the second kind are the only ones that are meant to attract readers not otherwise acquainted with the writer, too.

    Nobody expects you to find the personal diary of Joe Average to be interesting; but then, the *purpose* of blogs of the first kind is not to attract you (or others), anyway, but rather to allow the writer to keep their own circle of friends informed about the going-ons in their life. Think of it as some kind of multicast communication - instead of telling the same stories over and over again to everyone who asks "how was your day?" (be it in an email, IM, on the phone, in person, or whatever), Joe Average just writes these things down in a central place *once* for everyone to read.

    There's advantages for the reader, too: they typically will be able to read the blogs of many of their friends in an aggregate fashion, by means of an RSS aggregator or on a social networking site such as MySpace or Livejournal or so; and what's more, they can also decide when to catch up, and - when they do catch up - what to read in depth, what to gloss over, and what to skip completely.

    So, yes, most blogs of the first kind *are* boring, but complaining about that just shows that you misunderstood their purpose: they're not *meant* to be interesting or to attract readers. That's the second kind you're thinking of there.

    As for video blogs, those don't seem to make much sense to me with either kind - it seems that it's more of a combination of buzzwords, a marketing ploy or PR gag without any real value. Not that there aren't situations where video feeds could be interesting, of course, but I do predict that text-based blogs will remain in the majority for now - and probably for quite a long time, too, simply because they distract the reader/viewer less and do not force them to focus their attention as much as video does.

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    quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
  37. Jakob Nielsen, High Priest of the Freaking Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff' said...

  38. The difference between TV and video blogs by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    The talking heads on TV have no other function than to look good while reading in a clear voice.

  39. so, according to Jakob Nielsen.. by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

    ... documentary filmmaking is impossible!

  40. Another Reason... by hzs202 · · Score: 1

    video blogs will suck is because I will get caught slacking by the VP of Ops making his rounds. He likes to walk around our cubes to keep us low level coders in check, so its much easier to sneak and read a blog rather than listening to a video blog. In addition, when watching a video blog I run the risk of the audio-commentary masking the sound of his jingling keys, which is a dead giveaway that he is coming and I should make use of the minimize function on gDesklets' CandyBar. Besides there seems to be no safe alternative and a muted video blog is just pointless, isn't it? [rant]

  41. UGH YUCK YUCK YUCK by DGregory · · Score: 1

    The nice thing about text is that you can speedread or skim over the boring parts, mentally pick out threads that interest you, and read more deeply into those. You can get more information in a shorter amount of time from reading text (and adding in a static picture here and there perhaps) than you can from video or audio.

    With video or audio blogs you either have to find out from other people the ones worth viewing/listening to, but you have to have extra time to watch or listen to them. Notice how books on tape take much longer to get through than just reading the book yourself.

    Not only that, but these bandwidth hogs take a long time to download if you don't have the fastest connection. If you're cheap like me and have a bandwidth restricted cable connection at home, it would take a long time to download anything and not worth the effort to see if they're worth listening to.

    1. Re:UGH YUCK YUCK YUCK by iella · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about text is that you can speedread or skim over the boring parts

      Agreed.

      The summer before my freshman year at Cornell we all had to do this alcohol education program online - lame, lame, lame. What really sucked is that parts of it involved watching videos. If I really had wanted to be educated about alcohol use and abuse, I would have been much happier reading text at my own pace rather than listening to some bubbly 20-something trying to sound happy and interesting. As it was, I (and pretty much everyone I talked to) just let the video play in the background with the sound off while doing something else.

      The point? Keep it simple. If it doesn't need video, don't use it, because no one will take the time to watch.

  42. The sound of reality knocking on the door by Gothmolly · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Great, so your average college student, who's been told his or her whole life that THEY are a beautiful and unique snowflake, that protesting outside Starbucks BEFORE they go inside makes them virtuous, that everyone is special, that every child can learn, and that mommy and daddy can't wait to hear their next opinion, now are going to be out video blogging, spewing content into the ether in hopes that its picked up by someone. College girls already do this, but at least they show their hooters. Not while they're protesting WTO or advocating Fair Trade hemp-based guatemalan thongs though. College guys already do this, but its typically things like the video of the guy shooting the fireworks from his butt. How will this be any different, because its related to blogging and somehow related to the iPod, then its cool?

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    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:The sound of reality knocking on the door by hostingreviews · · Score: 1

      You cant say fireworks fired from someones hind isn't funny. It is. You should laugh. If you cannot laugh, view the video backwards, with fireworks firing into the anus.

  43. Data density too low by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Tabbed browsing, broadband pipes fetching multiple streams of data at any one point in time, RSS collating possibly hundreds of site updates,

    and I am supposed to stop all of that and more, so I can watch some person slowly pronounce some words?

    Why? I am literate, I can read. If I wanted to watch TV I would go and watch TV, I love the web because it is mostly a textual medium, the density of data on it is much higher.

    Occasionally Channel9 has SOME good video blogs, but even then that is only when I am very interested in something that the particular video is talking about, and even some of the Channel9 stuff that I am interested in, I do not watch the video for because I do not want to devote an entire half an hour of my life to watching some video that could be summarized in a few minutes worth of reading text.

  44. Has to be said... by cjjjer · · Score: 1
    Since most cam sites have followed this pattern I can see it now....

    1. Create video blog.
    2. Flash your titties once.
    3. Start charging admission.
    4. ???
    5. Profit.
  45. They'll suck for the same reason ... by MrNougat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... that non-video blogs suck.

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    Web 2.0 == Giant Blogspam Circle Jerk
  46. Jakob Neilson is WRONG by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    I know for a FACT that I manage to obtain all the vital information I need while ignoring distractions apleanty on nakednews dot com. I mean, I know they are supposed to talk and all, but it doesn't distract me at all. :)

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    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  47. Mod parent up by Animats · · Score: 1
    He's so right.

    It's like watching other people's vacation videos, only worse.

    There's this place in San Francisco called Artists' Television Access, which has video gear and an editing suite so that artists can produce videos. Of course, they have video showings. The stuff they show is crap, and that's the better stuff. It's like watching auditions of garage bands.

    There really aren't that many people who can do good video. It's not a technology problem.

  48. Ok I'll bite... by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

    See this guy's site. It's a site that looks freshly imported from 1995. I suppose Jakob follows his own guidelines and we can see the result..

    So I say: I know it's hard to find subjects to talk about Jakob, but it'll be better if you acknolwdged innovation for what it is from time to time and not hold us back in stone age because of vague usability issues.

    If people hate video blogs, they'll just not pick up. No study can beat the natural process of separating the winners from the losers here.

  49. Anonymity by wayward · · Score: 1

    My thoughts exactly. Video might make me less willing to read new blogs because I'd have to spend more time to see whether they might be interesting. Anonymity is another issue. I don't put my name or photos in my blog for safety reasons. In terms of stalker bait, videos seem even worse than photos.

  50. Why Video Blogs Will Suck... by silverdr · · Score: 0

    ... because blogs suck in general and extending suction (with video) is the opposite of removng it? :-)

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  51. maybe he should watch some video blogs by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    Many video blogs aren't talking heads, they are people recording video on the go and in nice locations. Others are more lecture style, with slides and voice.

    And as usual, Nielsen overinterprets the data. Eye tracking data mainly just tells you about what people don't look at at all; most other interpretations beyond that are handwaving.

  52. Maybe you should read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not just the summary. Nielsen said NOTHING about blogs in his article. His article was strictly about talking head video. The summary writer added the blog stuff.

  53. Um, yeah... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Cuz his site's RIVETING http://www.useit.com/ Including "Permanent Content" that only goes back to November 7...

    I stopped reading after this:

    Why This Site Has Almost No Graphics
    Download times rule the Web, and since most users have access speeds on the order of 28.8 kbps, Web pages can be no more than 3 KB if they are to download in one second which is the required response time for hypertext navigation. Users do not keep their attention on the page if downloading exceeds 10 seconds, corresponding to 30 KB at modem speed. Keeping below these size limits rules out most graphics...

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
    1. Re:Um, yeah... by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      That's a good point though. A lot of people don't have broadband. Nothing annoys me more than waiting a few minutes for a page to load, because the designer decided to do the whole thing in Flash, when simple text would have worked perfectly.

      I would love to get broadband, but it just isn't available where I live at. There are an awful lot of people in the same situation as I am.

  54. In my experience by Phae · · Score: 1

    Video as a source of information is just plain annoying. If it's simply someone telling me information, then ultimately the video will just slow me down. People can read much faster than people can talk, so yes a video blog in that sense will be unsuccessful. Text has advantages in that you can read it much faster, and you can skim and search in text.

    However, a video blog could be successful if it was done primarily as a source of entertainment (not information), or if it used video to communicate something atcually useful, such as a how-to for a hands-on project or something similar.

    But no, I'm not going to sit through a talking head telling me something I could just as easily read. Unless that talking head was female and was really hot.

  55. Distractions by symbolic · · Score: 1


    One of Nielson's caveats: 'keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots.

    This can't be right...the major networks have elevated the element of distraction to an artform. If not a scrolling banner across the bottom, then all manner of "cute" little animated junk (some even with sound effects). If not that, and you can almost certainly sit and stare at a crappy station ID logo (except for commercials, when you're faced with another form of distraction entirely). All of this to "enhance" your viewing pleasure.

    I hate it, but they keep doing it anyway, so perhaps the larger audience actually likes it - similar to the way that they must like the crap produced by the RIAA, because they keep buying it (but only if they aren't copying it instead). Maybe our worst enemy here isn't bad podcasters, broadcasters, or music producers, but our own popular culture.

  56. You know what else sucks? by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

    Dying, but that doesn't stop 10 out of 10 from doing it. It's amazing what people will put up with online that they would never tolerate elsewhere... I think it's a control thing. Users feel as if they have more control over content on the internet.

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    This just in! 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
  57. Dell ad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is this awful thing?

  58. What's this about The Talking Heads? by Lxy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Static, talking heads are even more boring on the internet than they are on TV

    On the contrary. I rather think that if The Talking Heads had a video blog it would be quite interesting.

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    There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
    :wq
    1. Re:What's this about The Talking Heads? by Halthar · · Score: 1

      Problem being, how could we ever actually trust David? We would never know if that was actually his house or his beautiful wife.

    2. Re:What's this about The Talking Heads? by Lxy · · Score: 1

      Then it would the same as it ever was. Oh, and don't forget about his beautiful stapler (or was that Weird Al...)

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      There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
      :wq
  59. Ah yes, the pot and the kettle by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    They share much in common with this comment of yours, then.

    I'd say poot_rootbeer has it right. I don't think calling someone on an obviously hypocritical statement is flamebait. After all, isn't stating an opinion as fact in itself an act of vanity? Isn't maintaining an identity in a public forum and posting your opinions essentially the same thing as blogging?

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  60. its just like web radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the world of web-radio, broadcasters outnumber listeners like 300 to 1. There are so many more people that think it would be cool to dee-jay their own radio station than there are people willing to listen that the signal to noise ratio has all but killed the whole concept.

    How many hard rock/alternative radio stations can a person listen to anyway?

  61. Overreaction on Slashdot? by samj · · Score: 1

    How unusual. So people busy themselves looking at other stuff when there's no action on the video - does that come as any surprise? No. Given the choice of an audio podcast or a talking head to keep me company on the train on the way to work, I'll take the talking head thanks.

  62. new technologies need time to get started by aleator · · Score: 1

    remember the good old days: railroad: it was slow, it had breakdowns and a horse could bring you faster from point a to point b, if you have to pass some mountains or rivers that failed to have tracks. still nobody announced that it sucks. (besides the fact that the steam engine may blow but hardly ever suck)

    it takes 10 to 100 years for a new technology to become daily tool by people. maybe in the first years, things may be mis-used or some limiting factors may make it look not very solid... however, time will show if a technology is useful or not and if it is worth the effort or not. one example is SMS (for the people living in countries that do not know it: sending short notes from mobile phone to mobile phone). the whole SMS techonology was never intended to be so popular. the companies (IIRC) used this for status messages for internal communication. however, if there is usefullness around, somebody will find a way to make it usefull. now it's main business of the companies offering mobile phone networks... money goes where people are because money comes from people.

    video blog... everybody can start one buying a webcam and playing around for a short time... but what is the message? if somebody uses it to tell the world "what i did on my last holidays" (have a look at Terry Pratchett's "Interesting Times" for whole context), then the audience will also be limited to this content. however, if somebody is an adventurer and is not staying at home in the holidays but is going diving and takes some nice short movies from a coral reef, then i would rather listen to him commenting this movies in an video-interview than reading a text on the internet containing some pictures of it... it makes the whole thing more true, more real... ... more real???... why you would ask... the point is: once everybody uses video-phones over internet to communicate (for free) with each other, then the human mind would also change the acceptance of such media would grow. you would accept a video-blog more than a podcast or a text-blog... not thinking of a classical letter or an article in a printed newspaper. how primitive we were the last 200 years, you may say, when i say to you that some years ago, people did write to newspapers to print their stories. kind of classic blogs... and the people could not imagine, how you can send images and text over a telegraph cable across the world. they meant that this telegraphing sucks. later, they meant that telephone sucks... then television sucked (and it still does)...

    so what are video blogs, if not simply television on demand (no, i'm not doing IBM-advertisements here)... imagine that it is not a company deciding what you look at but it's you who chooses what content to look at. and even better: this content was created by private people like you are... not a company...

    do you still think, video blogs suck?

  63. Searching will suck. Video standards wars did it. by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Agreed on content == good. Especially if hot girls are involved ;)

    But, videos are going to be a problem in terms of search engines. Unless we get tagging properly implemented at the same time, vidcasts will be essentially lost.

    And what about linking? Will vidcasts refer to other vidcasts? What happens then? Will search engines be able to find out how many vidcasts talk about the one, very cool vidcast? Probably not.

    So, why not, I wonder? Is it because we can't embed links in videos? Nope. But, it would have been a lot easier, if we'd all settled on a useful, extensible, open web video standard years ago, instead of allowing people like Real and MS to fight over who would dominate. As usual, they're greedy, society suffers.

  64. Is this there a use for this chap? by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's about time someone did a usability study on Jakob Nielson. If I recall, he predicted the demise of Linux because it's gui was no good. These days, it's better than Windows XP.

    I guess any hints and tips are welcome, though for the truly talented such rules are also there to be broken. As for things like "keep it short" and "keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots" these are old chestnuts that can be found in any how-to book on the subject and even, for all I know, on the back of $10 disposable cameras. I just hope Mr Nielson isn't planning on charging some lucky corporation a couple of thousand bucks for advice like this because it's all there in Borders or wherever for less than twenty.

    Like anything else, perhaps, a few folks will make great video blogs, most folks will make truly dull ones and a few unlucky souls will produce really awful ones. Perhaps the most effective ones will learn all their tricks from the masters of the advertising short. Some of those are awesomely clever.

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  65. Nielson is a bad, bad man by indiepants · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this guy stopped doing real research years ago. Now he just walks around spouting 1) unfounded grand pronouncements, and 2) semi-obvious tips and tricks for dealing with 1. Back in 2000 I was a student volunteer at a big conference. All the vols were gathered together eating lunch and socializing in a big conference room. JN strolls in unannounced and unsolicited, grabs a mic, and starts to babble. Now, up to this point, I thought he was a great, important guy. After a few minutes of rambling, it was getting awkward for everyone. I've never seen someone so in love with their own voice. His opinions should matter to the universe about as much as John C. Dvorak's.

  66. miss some main content, eh? by aleator · · Score: 1

    [...]If there's a road sign in the video, for example, users will try to read it and will thus miss some of the main content. if i'm watching a movie in cinema and there appears to be a road sign, i hardly miss some main content. common sense (human logic) decides, if something is important or not... if the person speaking is so boring, of course the audience tries to do something else in the meanwhile... like trying to read signs or playing tetris. this author was never in an university lecture!

  67. Acting is a skill most don't have by blair1q · · Score: 1

    From what I've seen of animated video productions on the web involving the creators' own voices, it's a fair bet that any large number of live-action videos on the web are going to be almost universally embarassing.

    Remember, people blog because they don't have enough social skill to keep their lives full otherwise. I'm going to watch no video blogs. Not even Paris Hilton's.

  68. Eat at Joe's by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    If there's a road sign in the video, for example, users will try to read it and will thus miss some of the main content.

    Better yet, replace the road sign with advertising.

  69. Re:But telegraphs are already boring enough by ClioCJS · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously, I don't get what the rage is about these new-fangled telegraphs. Why would I use one? Why would someone else's boring day suddenly be interesting because they could send some dots and dashes to me and very slowly talk to me about MY day?

    Add voice to that. Wow, now I get to HEAR about someone else's boring day. Because you just *know* they'd still send a telegram.

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  70. No you don't understand!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blogs are teh future! the crowd can never be wrong. the people are always right no matter what they do

  71. What Mr. Nielson neglected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...and what I expected to see in your comment: he didn't compare video feeds on the internet to TV, but still maintained that the internet's talking heads were different drom TV talking heads just because it was the internet.

    Perhaps it's true, but we really can't know unless it's tested.

    The distractions he mentions on a "vlog" distract me on CNN, particularly when Mr. Head is in a hurricane and stuff is flying past him. The flying debris is far more interesting than the anchor (unless said anchor is an attractive woman).

    What is your science called? Nobody says "I'm a space scientist," they say "astrophysicist" (or whatever else their specialty is). Calling youself a "vision scientest" puts up red flags for me, and makes me wonder if you're really credible or if you're an 18 year old undergrad internet wanker.

    If you really were a "vision scientest" you would know that having a huge single paragraph is incredibly hard to read. If not for your .edu email address I'd think you were a 14 year old.

    Especially when you said "trust me." I don't know you from Adam, why should I trust you?

    (MRC="clamped", Jed)

    1. Re:What Mr. Nielson neglected by BWJones · · Score: 1

      What is your science called? Nobody says "I'm a space scientist," they say "astrophysicist" (or whatever else their specialty is).

      Then you must not have spent much time around scientists who are trying to make what they do intellectually available to those who may not "know" their particular discipline. I suppose I could call myself a neuroscientist who specializes in vision, or a retinal neurophysiologist, or a neuroophthalmologic scientist or......, but you get the point I hope. My saying "vision scientist" to this community of physicists, chemists, programmers, IT folks, high school students etc.... communicates effectively what it is that I do much more so than a descriptor that only tells my colleagues what it is that I do.

      Calling youself a "vision scientest" puts up red flags for me, and makes me wonder if you're really credible or if you're an 18 year old undergrad internet wanker.

      Click on the links and you may get an education.......or not, depending upon how smart you are. :-P

      If you really were a "vision scientest" you would know that having a huge single paragraph is incredibly hard to read.

      You have never read a science textbook, have you? Sometimes you just have to be willing to work......just.....a.....little.....bit......harde r to understand science. And yes, that does mean reading paragraphs comprised of more than three sentences. Besides, any grammarian would tell you that paragraphs are often organized around concepts and concept grouping as opposed to simply making things easier to read.

      If not for your .edu email address I'd think you were a 14 year old.

      A 14 year old professor........Hey, if I were 14, that would make me pretty damned accomplished as you would have figured out if you were not too lazy to actually click on the link. As it stands, I cannot honestly say that I could have accomplished what I have by 14. I needed 34 years to do that.

      Especially when you said "trust me." I don't know you from Adam, why should I trust you?

      Because, I am BWJones. :-)

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  72. Because... by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    People already turn against quality video programming (the quality is in the production, mind you) on TV. They're not going to tune in to shoddy video programming on the internet when they could spend that time reading six web sites at once while listening to mp3s.

    This is an age of multitasking. Videos and sounds are extra and won't be mainstream on the internet for quite some time.

  73. 28.8? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    dialup I can see - but we left 28.8 a loooong time ago.

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  74. Jakob Nielson predicts year of micropayments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FLASH: For the 10th year running, web usability guru Jakob Nielson predicts that this is the year that micropayments will be big.

    "No, really, 2006 for sure" a balding Nielson insisted hollowly. "See, I'm a web usability guru so obviously everyone should do what I say. It is the only way the web can work!" he continued shrilly. "Everything I say is Word Of God, you must obey me! Drop and give me 20 micropayments! And video blogs will suck! I say so, so be it!!!!"

    After paramedics administered a sedative, Nielson was rushed to Arkham for tests, mumbling "I'm a guru...micropayments...blogs...dancing hippos..."

  75. must be visually interesting by slazar · · Score: 1

    Using the video medium, you must make your video visually interesting. Otherwise, what's the point? Video or Audio blogs must have interesting content to keep people tuned in. Yeah, a static head is pretty boring. Mix in graphics or interesting scenery/locations or interviews, and you're got a good video blog. Case in point: http://www.kitkast.com/ Kitkast, a very deliciously hot Montreal woman that teases beyond belief. Visually interesting. A video blog about sex, porn, the porn industry, sex workers, etc that I check in on once in a while and it is always good.

  76. Good Vlog Example by TheSync · · Score: 1

    Check out Snackboy for a good Vlog example!

  77. it sounds better than it looks by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Podcasts are like the opposite of children, they should be heard and not seen.

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  78. Re:Searching will suck. Video standards wars did i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds like all your questions can be answered at rocketboom.com. Hot girl, video on HTML page with the vlog's topics listed in text so that they can be indexed by search engines, and yes, links embedded in the video.

    Sounds like more people could be aware of what is possible now. I don't know about Windows Media, but QuickTime has had extensive interactivity and linking features built in for several years now.

  79. WRONG! Populist political entertainment will KILL by Cryofan · · Score: 0

    I think you are bringing up minor imperfections, minor in that they can easily be fixed. What internet vlogs and such really have to offer is brief populist entertainment that contains political content that the tv networks and such will not touch. For example cheap comedy SNL type skits that deal with how mass immigration is killed blue collar American wages. And how that helps the rich and corporations make more money, and how the media is controlled by these rich elite, and how the media support mass immigration. Same goes for outsourcing and such.

    Or how the American liberal political paradigm conveniently splits the white working class by using race-guilt propaganda, and how the media and entertainment industry, controlled by the rich, support such race guilt propaganda, and how the the rich and corporations make more money.

    Or how about content that deals with how West Europeans get more out of their life, have universal healthcare, work less hours, travel more, becaus their govts are oriented toware providing more for the citizens as opposed to more for the investor-businesses, etc.

    THis sort of political content is untouchable in American mainstrem and would satisfy a hunger in Americans.

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  80. They pay for ugly too by hellfire · · Score: 1

    You'd be surprised at the number of sites out there which effectively charge subscribers to download videos and pictures of ugly people. If you can think of a kink, someone most likely has it. The ugly people kink was exploited a long time ago.

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  81. Pffft! by doggo · · Score: 1

    I'd take anything that Jakob Nielsen says with a grain of salt. His usability guidelines are nearly impossible to implement without looking like his site. Which, while readable with lynx, well, I mean, look at it. Bleah.

  82. Video can communicate "subtle" well by __aadkms7016 · · Score: 1

    What I think Jacob misses is that 45 seconds of video can communicate more than text that takes 5 minutes to read, if what you are trying to communicate needs visual motion and sound to get across. A good example is video that teaches how to use an audio editing program to get rid of background noise by applying signal processing. Easy to do with "show and tell" video, hard to do with text.

  83. And how does this compare with television? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

    The eye-tracking result is interesting, but it says little about the properties of video on the Web compared to television. Nielsen always likes to tell us how different the Web is, how users are more active, get bored and so on; but where is the comparative eye-tracking study of watching the same clip on television? Surely looking behind the speaker to read a sign or a trash can would happen just as much on TV. And might a TV viewer not glance out of the window or stare at the remote control just as much as the Web viewer looks at other bits of the display?

    Many decades of experience have gone into making video for broadcast and I'd be surprised if Nielsen, from this single experiment, has come up with anything not known to television professionals. OK, having a road sign behind the speaker distracts people's attention; useful to know, but hardly a new insight and still less some pearl of Web wisdom that ignorant television people should be glad to receive from Jakob Nielsen.

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  84. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots

    And this is coming from the guy who wants to keep distracting elements out of web design such as, well, pretty much anything with any sort of aesthetic value whatsoever. While sometimes he does make some sense, taking design (be it web, or now production) advice from him is like taking game development tips from Jack Thompson.
  85. 2d fighters by I_heart_chunli · · Score: 2, Funny

    video blogs will at least give no lifers like me the ability to post personal match videos from various 2d street fighter games. Who wouldn't wanna see that?

  86. Speaker's Corner - Already video blogging! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    In Toronto, we have a form of video blogging already. A local tv station called CityTV has this telephone booth type sitting area where for $2 you get to sit inside and have a video camera film what you have to say. For about 3 minutes you can talk about whatever it is you want and it just basically films your head.

    The producers screen the tapes and eventually broadcast on a weekly basis. It's quite successful at what it does, and for the most part it is rather entertaining and informative (I suppose after all the crap has been filtered out).

    This idea is catching on as other stations install booths at malls and regularly play what they record.

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  87. HOT POCKETS by CuteVlogger · · Score: 1

    I love hot pockets

    How's that for useless webcamming? :)

  88. Article has NOTHING to do with Video Blogs by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1


    This article should clearly get a -1 Irrelevant.

    He doesn't mention them and his example is clearly not about videoblogs. It's about talking heads on web pages. Look at the article. It's a guy reporting with the video embedded in a web page. That's not how video blogs work. Video blogs are like podcasts, you just download them and watch them. And if you'd watched very many, you'd see that there's not a whole lot of talking heads in them. Videobloggers, for the most part, realize that just talking to the camera is dull, so most of them avoid it and instead use their cameras to show things.

    What the guy is clearly talking about is websites like CNNs or so forth. That's a completely different ball game.

    Keith

  89. Revision 3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Camera focused on 2 guys sitting on a couch, laptops in lap, drinking, talking drivel. Trying to deffend it will just show your lack of taste.

  90. Video blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They post Video of them

    (No real nudity... just cleavage).

  91. video blogs boring? by kaldari · · Score: 1

    Guess he hasn't seen Suicide Girls TV.

  92. WTF submitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The submitter assumes that vblogs will be 'talking heads', parroting the 5 O'Clock news. Why would anyone bother making videos of themselves talking (egomaniacs?) when the newscasters fill that role already?
    VBlogs will have the blogger behind the camera, maybe providing commentary if needed. Obviously the more interesting the content, the less it sucks. Video bloggers will actually capture video of things that are happening, unlike the news which shows you a talking head infront of a crowd of people that has gathered around the news cameras. A news team will not be able to walk into the middle of a riot or a firefight and start providing commentary. A video blogger does not have a corporate parent telling him that his Neilson Ratings are dropping.

  93. I hate the myspace background music by dave1g · · Score: 1

    has anyone found a grease monkey script to remove the background sounds, embedded videos, and embedded flash?

  94. gotta have a subject by xandroid · · Score: 1

    Do we really need an article to tell us why video blogs will suck? The phrase "video blogs" isn't enough?

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  95. Maybe they won't suck by hey! · · Score: 1

    but surely they'll feature sucking.

    A successful blog has stuff that people want to read,then write about.

    A successful video blog, by analogy, probably needs to have things that people want to watch and then act out responses to.

    Offhand, I can think of one sure fire application for this idea.

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  96. Re:But telegraphs are already boring enough by LewsKinslayer · · Score: 1

    Right, and you know what's just like the telegraph? The video blog. It's exactly the same in power and import!

  97. Re:But telegraphs are already boring enough by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    What the hell is "import"?

    New technologies mirror old ones. Telegraphs had hackers AND spammers.

    Anyway, that was my first attempt at a parody-response like some of the others I've seen on slashdot. I only give myself a 5/10 for it.

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  98. Not surprised by maverick529 · · Score: 1

    All the technologies whether great or not begin with a negative review..so not surprised

  99. define video blog ... in fact, define "blog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing we run into is a problem of definitions. Heck, Jakob Nielsen's thing isn't a blog at all - in the movable-type, bloger, etc sense - but the poster called it a blog.

    So, then, what's a video blog?

    Do Robert Cringely's NerdTV count? It's updated weekly, high-quality.
    Do StrongBad emails count? They're updated "whenever", and quality ... well, it's art. I like 'em.

  100. To create good videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like it's not easy to create good audio, good video isn't that easy either. Occasionally (and rarely at that) damn hella good content redeems poor production, but I think we're gonna start seeing videos captured by webcams, or handycams with no white balancing, or too shaky. I'm not saying that learning this stuff is hard, but someone, somewhere is always gonna have the iris too small, or the colour balancing off so the whole image will look yellow, or just have the image too damn shaky, or the head is right in the middle of the image.

    Occasionally though, this ease of content distribution and creation will lead to more people who are actually GOOD to come out. I figure that if there's 1 truly amazing filmmaker in say every half billion, unless they get a chance to excersize that ability, they could live their life blithely and unknowingly that they have this amazing aptitude for filmmaking.

  101. Re:Searching will suck. Video standards wars did i by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know... Microsoft's ASF format can embed links and images and stuff too, but reading each of these formats is pretty tricky... in fact, reading at least Microsoft's is ILLEGAL, due to patents. So, search engines will have a bit of trouble extracting those links.

    Having said all that though, I was thinking more along the lines of a well-developed content explanation encoding, which would include subtitles and tags to classify the content, and put the links in context, so search engines could really understand it. Basically, something like a parallel XML stream to the video stream. Things like that might have already developed, if the video people had cooperated, instead of fighting.

  102. The obvious reason by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    In the case of nerd readership, the reason is simple: Lack of blog babes.

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  103. "Talking heads"? by Jfarro · · Score: 1

    I think that the author has a bit narrow idea of where 'video blogs' may go. The vision of simply converting the text and having it read is about as simple minded as it gets.

    In reality, video 'blogs' are taking many forms. There's a blurring line between them and the 'vidcast' phenomenon which is getting a great foothold. And this isn't a bunch of teens talking into a cam, it's entire productions, some with sets, choreography, special effects. (Pure Ownage, others) Some of it is news oriented (aforementioned RocketBoom). Many of these shows are using web technologies such as RSS and Torrent distribution system, complete with 'subscriptions'. If the quality of this content keeps an upward trend, I could see this as a competing form of entertainment.

    Many into the tech show scene already replace hours of our TV watching with these shows/blogs. The reality is a person can consume one form of media at a time...every hour I spend watching something produced on the net, is an hour less the TV networks get to shove commercials down my throat about the next reality TV show. And you know, the show I'm watching on the net may not have the special effects or production values of TV, but I have found some entertaining and original content out there. No Commercials. No DRM. No overpaid actors trying to convince me aliens are going to abuduct batman's wife. Just some people out there trying to do what they love.

    If a persons video blog is them talking into the camcorder, I agree...unless I'm a family member, this is going to get tiring. But that's not what I'm seeing show up on the net.

    for a list of shows I've found, under various categories, please check out:

    www.vidcast.org
    www.iptvshows.org
    www.geekvideo.org
    www.techtainment.net
    www.getfireant.com (client to subscribe and download, but has an excellent list of shows/blogs)

    Joe Farro
    www.downstairstheater.com

  104. It's so hard to spell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His name is Jakob Nielsen. With an 'e'. Not an 'o'.

  105. Look at Chasing Windmills, it doesn't suck. by joetainment · · Score: 1

    There's a great video podcast called Chasing Windmills. A fictional episodic series about the lives of a young couple. It feature very true to life writing, and it is filmed and acted very well. It should provide tangible evidence that videoblogs/videopodcasts don't have to suck. There will be good ones. To see it, go to http://chasingmills.blogspot.com/ I think the episodes are all worth watching, only two episodes were not so good. The others were all gold.

  106. Three words: by chunter203908 · · Score: 1

    Public access cable.

  107. Ahem... bullsh-t! by KrazzeeKooter · · Score: 1

    I hate to burst your bubble but this has about as much to do with vlogging as your an article on "Why slashdot sucks... studies prove monkeyes don't like to read other monkeys long driveling and boring B.S."

    Vlogging is... I say to whatever moronic and jaded hypocrite wrote this crap... is no more about talking heads than slashdot is about spanking one's monkey.

    What in the hell is wrong with you? Have you forgotten what Slashdot stands for? Suddenly you're successful and around for a couple years and have barely just finished turning out your critics and you think you're the N.Y. Times... poo-pooing the next step in the inevitable evolution of freedom of expression... wait... I'm sorry... that's not fair to the N.Y. Times... they may not get exactly what's going on in new media... but at least they don't sh-t where they get their dinner.

    I'm not saying you should jump on the band wagon... just pull your head out of your own butt and take a look around... a/v podcasting is a direct result of blogging and self expression... something slashdot has been a part of and stood for.

    It's part of a larger movement of open and accessible culture... first there was open source... then blogging... and now open access media... and I hardly think any hype or silly anti-hype here is going to change the fact that self expression in media is an idea whose time has come... Argue with 20,000 podcasts... and now over 4,000 vlogs... argue with the fact that everyone from Tivo to the ipod... to the psp... and even cellular platforms are starting to open up to the fact that every piece of content that crosses their platforms will not be owned and or controlled by them through exclusive deals.

    That in fact the way to legitimize their platforms in the near and long term future means creating platforms everyone can openly access. This doesn't mean every damn piece of media is for you... but I think we've heard enough tales about the "long tail" to know that everything is not the O.C. that in fact a vlog with an audience of two might be the best vlog in the world... when you're living half way around the world and your audience of two is your two parents... your wife and child with whom you're not traveling... your children... your business associates... what is the value on that? Is that just another 'stupid talking head'?

    So next time you're thinking about firing up that new cell phone gadget that allows you to 'watch video' that you're paying $15 a month extra for and you browse through a tiny little interface looking at "premium content" from exclusive deals your cellular provider has brokered on your behalf so you can watch Night Rider on your phone... perhaps you'll clue in on the fact... "heh, what if instead of Mitch Bucanan(sp?) this was my favorite slashdot editor... or one of my many digital friends... or my sister, uncle... cousin... associate" what would be the value in that?"... then maybe when you have your own head out of your own ass... breathing fresh air and and stop thinking that everything in video should be "entertainment" then you'll think... heh... now why doesn't my cellular provider pull their head out of their ass and instead of brokering useless exclusive deals to content which really has no value to me... why don't they just open up the platform to everyone and just make it up on charging for bandwidth... the value would be infinitely more relevant... and heh... perhaps the difference of open access video vs. "premiums exclusive video"... is more like allowing anyone to exchange SMS vs. the early days of SMS when only my cell phone provider allowed "premium exclusive news alerts" to go to my phone.

    So yes... there is a wind of change... call it Web freaking 2.0 and hype it an poo poo it and stick a fork in it... Whatever you like but the wind of change much like this flatulence you call Slashdot is blowing toward open and accessible media... the 'two way web' as some call it.

    So... think about that next time you can't play a CD in your computer... or find you c

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  108. Two words: Naked News :-) by mingrassia · · Score: 1

    While I agree with Nielson overall, never underestimate the porn industry to put a new medium to good use.

    I mean really, how much of a stretch is it to turn something like this ... http://www.nakednews.com/ ... into a video blog or video podcast?

    I know I would sign up for Cameron's feed any day :-)

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  109. Companies by mrcolj · · Score: 1

    Out of the thousands of horrible video-blogs, and millions of horrible weblogs, there are still some goodies. I have the lovely job of searching out good video content and video blogs for a living, and posting it via one of the available video blogging utilities (mostly auctionvideo, but also DMRevolution, as well as some standards, i.e. WordPress or Moveable Type's new utility, etc.) There are definitely some good vlogs out there, but no more as a percentage than normal blogs, and, as this article implies, probably less as a percentage. But many real bloggers can or will become real vloggers. Let's also remember that most people with video-enhanced blogs are not vloggers. By that I mean most people who use a video somewhere in their blog, or ocassionally vlog for a particular purpose, don't altogether quit text-blogging. Likewise, most people with videos on an eBay auction have it on one item, or their About Me page, not on every item as the central definition of their listings. Oh, one more point, video hosting still must be external. You really have to have your own servers, a huge hosting plan, or a separate video host to vlog, and those 99% of bloggers who aren't serious aren't close to being able to handle that bandwidth, no matter the format. (Plus, there's only one real format for video right now--Flash.) I have a 15Mbps upload at my house to handle what I do, and I'm not even one of the biggies... But my headquarters is in Japan, and I'm pretty satisfied in putting my money for futuretech anywhere Japan is now, and they're not only totally into vlogs now, but putting out some pretty entertaining ones.

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  110. TheFaceBook by cyberwave · · Score: 1

    As a college student, I am on TheFaceBook.com I'd guess that this audience is full of would-be adopters of video blogging, but video blogging isn't going to happen. People have enough of a hard time mustering up the courage to put up a static photo of their own self that I doubt they'll regularly post videos online.

  111. Love the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just take out the words 'why' 'video' and 'will'.

  112. Nielsen out of his depth...video is not "the Web" by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Regardless of what you call it, it is simply video delivered digitally--no different during consumption from your standard digital cable connection. Yet Nielsen feels qualifed to comment...perhaps because the back-end delivery is via the Internet vs. cable franchise? But it's the same from the user perspective.

    Video is quite different from Web sites, which keys one of the most important rules of usability -- know your medium. There are decades of research and experience with video, far more than with the Web and with computers actually. IMO Nielsen would do well to keep that in mind and realize when he is out of his depth. He's put out some good products w/respect to Web site usability and should stick with that. Leave the video advice to the experts...it's not like no one has thought about what catches a person's eyes and attention in video before.

    To point out just one failing of his post, he makes a classic mistaken assumption--that it really matters where your viewers' eyes are looking. In fact as the TV market knows, the most important thing is how long the viewer watches. It doesn't matter whether people get "the message" or read the background--as long as they don't click away. That is true whether it's a mouse or a TV remote in their hand.

    Nielsen is out of touch with modern TV. Consider this quote:

    broadcast TV is a medium for relaxation, where the "user" sits back and becomes immersed in whatever the program directors decided to air. In fact, TV users are usually called "viewers," emphasizing their passive mode of engagement. In contrast, computer users sit forward and drive their own experience through a continuous set of choices and clicks.

    Any cable network executive would laugh him/herself sick at that assertion. They wish people just sat back and immersed themselved in whatever the station aired! In fact more and more, people approach TV viewing exactly as they approach the Web--with clicker in hand. And more and more, non-fiction television loads the screen edges with additional eye-catching content to keep people from clicking away. Yes, that directly contradicts Nielsen's assertion to "keep distracting elements out of the frame of your shots." Whose advice will you take--the Web usability guru, or the multi-billion dollar industry (the people who actually make money at this stuff)?

    Remember--it doesn't matter if the viewer misses some of the "main content." The only thing that matters is that they don't click away. On the Web or on TV.

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  113. Re:But telegraphs are already boring enough by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Try something like this next time:

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you telegraph fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a telegraph . . .etc.

    It's sort of like mad libs. Go here, change words where appropriate, and voila! instant troll!

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  114. How about for the Deaf? by JGJones · · Score: 1

    In UK we have vlogs but make use of signing in sign language. The human eye is attracted to movement and so you will see a wide varity of hand, hand and body movement for signing - which need to be watched to understand (there is no sound/talking). I would be interested to see how those type of videos are viewed by the Deaf. Vlogs are perfect for the Deaf, some whose English might not be very good (due to no "audio" memory which English use) but can follow signing easily. I feel that they might be different - I certainly watch a signing video in full.

  115. Blogs Suck Period by Scallawag · · Score: 1

    Messagebaords work just fine, but maybe I am just old-school.

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