Australia To Legalize VCR Recording and CD Ripping
paritosh writes "While the rest of the world is trying to figure out how to stop the assault of anti-consumer intellectual property laws, Australia is breaking free from them." From the article: "See, it is currently illegal in Australia to record shows off the telly, or to transferbangle (Australian for copy) music from CDs to portable music players. The end result is that a large portion of of the Australian citizenry are technically breaking the law, and while that may not sit poorly with a nation born of criminality, it makes the legal system look a tad bit ridiculous. Could you imagine shipping all of those offenders to Madagascar?"
Heh! Looks like 2006 is gonna be a great year! Australia is already there.
While that may be true in a sense, most of the current Australians are actually descended from the guards; the prisoners didn't tend to reproduce very much.
It's official. Most of you are morons.
I'm concerned about a government with a history of destroying basic rights with excessive laws trying to change those laws with more laws.
I've heard promises from politicians every time I open a paper or turn on the news -- and those promises never bear fruit. I'm no Austrialian, but I wonder if this law that will "give" you a right (rights aren't granted by law) is really all they say it is, or if it is just a shill for the copyright-supporting cartels in some way.
I guess only time will tell. I don't trust it and I don't believe it will help consumers in the long run, but here is one place I want to be proven wrong (with time!)
Well, it's about time that the people of a democracy took the power back and told industry to f**k off! I know where I want to move to.
This sounds oddly familiar. Oh well, I guess it's just me.
No way, mate!
It's a "repostbangle".
We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
But the big question in my eyes is not whatever they make unDRM'd material legal to copy. The interesting thing if is they do as USA (And as Norwegian government tried to do), to make it illegal to circumvent copyright protection measurments. If that's the case, they pretty much ensure it is still illegal to copy media, because most media seems to be DRM'd those days, or at least has potential to be.
So to really make a difference, this has to legalize copying of any media, for non-commercial, private purposes, like listnening to it at your Personal Music Player. If they choose to do, it might stake out a path forward for other nations to follow.
I'm also for a law on media, that discusses your right to the exemplar, or just a general license to use that piece of media as you see fit. I'm for the last option. Let me buy a CD, and thereby rights to MP3s, oggs, and even a new cd for the production-cost of the cd (e.g 1-2$) if I loose the first one. Such a general license would be a nice thing.
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I suppose I'll go ahead and snark the glowboxy in order to transferbangle redundanmancy for general purposes.
On a side note google gave only 2 hits for transferbangle, both dupes of this little blurb. So yeah, uh, made up words suck.
yes
These "Criminals" shouldnt be legalized, they should be fined and jailed! If people are allowed to use products they own in a way the "copyright" owners dont agree with, IT WILL BE THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!
civil disobedience, its whats for dinner.
You think that's ridiculous? You obviously didn't see the word transferbangle.
Or to put it a different way, Transferbangle: Australian for Beer!
"MY APOCALYPTIC TENOR HAS NOT BEEN DISPELLED!" - T-Rex, qwantz.com
Digg users post dupes constantly.
How many times does some moron's list of "50 Fierfox Extensions You Need!!!" or "BEST FREEWARE EVER !!!!!!" get posted to the front page?
From the article: "Someone get that man a Foster's!"
:)
The author clearly knows NOTHING about Australia!
In Australia you can't even find Fosters, and, if you can, no one drinks it as it's considered terrible beer.
Well, any people that can come up with gems like "flamin' herd 'o wild brumbies!" and "transferbangle" is definitely okay with me. And for that matter, if we're concerned about nations being born from criminals, well hell ... the United States has it all over Australia. We were founded by political and religious dissidents and broke away from England by starting a war (thereby pretty much criminalizing all of us so far as the Brits were concerned at the time.) And on top of that, we've spent a couple of hundred years accepting immigrants from just about everywhere, many of whom were less-than-upstanding citizens in their countries of origin (this is not always a bad thing however.) Austrialia was a prison colony once, sure, but so was America. At the very least it was a way to get rid of undesirables and put them to work, which is pretty much the same thing.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
everyone is a criminal is the most sure way to keep the despotism of "order". We all break speeding laws. Most people have broken drug control laws. Millions of people consume "illegal" copies of entertainment media. Police state is only possible if most citizens are in one way or another criminal. So the logic that the law is ridiculous seems almost to contradict the set course of modern society. How will the aussies keep the populas in line?
Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
But questions remain. There is a possibility that Australia may follow in Canada's footsteps, and levy a tax on other things to make up for "lost" revenues. For instance, a tax could be levied...CD...
In Canada this sort of backfired on retailers. Hey, when you go over the border next week can you bring back lots of cheap media?
Technically a crime is whenever you break a law. But I have to wonder, at what point does a law become impotent? Take for instance the 18th amendment and the prohibition of alcohol. Something like 36 states ratified it, and yet almost everyone was ignoring it (especially the Kennedy's, which is where they made their fortune, in bootlegging). So the 21st amendment was eventually drafted repealing the 18th. If laws are something akin to a collectively agreed to moral pact that benefits and protects the majority of the citizens, isn't the law moot if the majority of the citizens choose to ignore said law?
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In aussie jailes they serve american beer.
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You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
In other news, Australians anticipate being allowed to record Television on DVDs by the year 2035.
This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
Cool, Now I can toss out my DVR and get my old VCR's out of the attic and start recording. Anybody know where to find blank VHS tapes?
Won't the MPAA object to using their Intelectual Property like that? Besides, where would all those cute and cuddly 'toons live?
"My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right." --Senator Carl Schurz (1872)
When a "transferbangle" doesn't worked because the source is DRM'd it becomes a "transferbungle."
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it is really about what you can do, and not what a law says you can or can't.
There are plenty of laws in every country that are either not enforced, or are unenforceable because they're outdated and/or nobody knows it's illegal.
In this case, Australians can get away with transferring music to portable players because no one is enforcing the law.
The most draconian laws in the world are irrelevant if there is no will to enforce them at their highest level.
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Victoria Bitter is also popular (with wankers).
This detail, and other small (deliberate) errors in style and substance in the article, make me think this article is a huge troll and Zonk (who else?) fell for it.
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Fritz Hollings just suggested to W. that Australia probably has WMDs.
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rediculous.
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This site has some decent commentary on the situation.
WTF?
Did the world really need another word for copy, duplicate, clone, replicate, facsimile, reproduce etc?
that Australia is not doing something special, they are simply catching up to most of the rest of the world as far as fair use goes. This should allow IMTS and others to open up for business there. The other scary part is that governments look at 'copyright industries' as a large tax source, so will always be overprotected.
FTA: "We should have copyright laws that are more targeted at the real problem," Mr Ruddock said. "We should not treat everyday Australians who want to use technology to enjoy copyright material they have obtained legally as infringers where this does not cause harm to our copyright industries."
I agree that treating everyday users as criminals is bad, but worse is treating 'copyright industries' as something special, something to be protected. This is not the way to encourage competition etc. There are so many different and important issues wrapped up in copyright protection and fair use that no single change will make everything ok. It will take many changes, most notably a change in attitude. When people are willing to get anything they can as cheap as they can find it, people will find a way to sell it to them, whether that is by pirating copies of movies and music or getting Chinese people to make clothes and durable goods at near slavery wages.
Addressing simple issues of theft or fair use is not *THE* answer, entire business practices, including those of protectionist governments, need to be addressed. In the mean time, I'm afriad that the protected will continue to bully their way into even greater protected situations until things come undone completely.
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oh the irony...I think you'll find that smoking a joint in Holland IS illegal. Its just that its not enforced.
So isn't it you thats confused?
because everyone knows that linking to a post made on a Forum like Arstechnica is proof that the story is true.
Why leftist anti-war protestors can claim they are right by linking to their blogs, and so can the Hawkish neo-cons link to their blogs.
Before you know it, people will stop reading news websites and instead get all of their news from blogs and forums. Rumor, innuendo, yellow journalism, and whatever that 12 year-old wanker posts on their own blog is totally more believable than verified facts and evidence that support true journalism. Why modern science is not interested in facts and evidence anymore, it is all about who gets what research grants and whose religion is more important as to what theory to back up and support.
Yeah like there are Copyright Police just waiting for people to tape a TV show to a VCR, or rip an MP3 file off an audio CD? Because they stuck "Big Brother" cameras in everyone's home and can watch everything you do. "Right, he's ripping a MP3 file off of that audio CD he just bought. Let us break down his door and beat the living daylights out of him. Then we will put him in jail and he can explain his behaviors and actions to a judge." or "Right, he is taping an episode of 'Battlestar Galactica' to his BetaMax recorder. Call the S.W.A.T. team, we will need backup for this one. BetaMax recorders are considered WMDs by the MPAA, so he need to hit this guy with everything we got."
Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
Oh the humanitagleberry!
What do they call a whopper?
Actually, certain parts of the America were prison colonies--I know Georgia was one, and I'm not sure about the other colonies.
Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
-kfg
Actually, I thought it was that you could only smoke it in designated places, so it is only illegal if you smoke in somewhere other than the places you are allowed to.
That way, they don't tie the wording of the law to any particular technology.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
By the way Phil (aka Ruddock), feel free to add a levy to the cost of blank media... But if you do .. as far as i'm concerned that's an open invitation for me to PIRATE EVERYTHING. If i'm paying for it anyway, I have the RIGHT TO COPY ANYTHING - without consequence as I've already paid for the right to copy.
... these media over here are for copyright infringers and incur a 10% tax. These media over here are for non-copyright infringers and don't incur a 10% tax
Then again, you could create another exception to the GST fiasco
(At least, according to my wife.)
In many states - If you kill us, we kill you back;)
There is a possibility that Australia may follow in Canada's footsteps, and levy a tax on other things to make up for "lost" revenues. For instance, a tax could be levied on MP3 players or blank recordable CDs which could then be used to supplement the cash flow
WHAT ? A TAX to supplement company profits ? The man enjoyed WAY WAY too much Forster beer, I wonder with which money did he pay ! Did he realize that a tax/levy on media/mp3s players/whatnot
1) assumes all users are necessarily using the media for illegal purposes (innocent until guilty ?)
2) gives a solid constant stream of profit to compensate from "loss" of revenues no one can quantify, simply because one can only extimate loss of revenues from potential loss of sale. It's like saying "I may lose one billion dollar I don't have, so gimme that one billion dollar even if you didn't take it, nobody took it because that billion doesn't exist !"
It's absurd: it may appear legal but it's a state legalized, corporate mandated SCAM.
Sheeeeit! Aren't VCR's damn near obsolete? Will the folks in OZ legalize recording to DVD in 2030 or something?
I don't know, I never went to Burger King.
Actually, I think the word is derived from Australia's favorite band's name, The Bangles, thus, TransferBangles.
* Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes *
*IAA, wake the fuck up and smell the coffee. As long as you try to usurp copyright for your personal profits, we'll try to abolish it. And you can take that to the bank.
Pirates of the world - Unite!
Power to peer to peer!
Money for nothing, pix for free
On the can it says it is owned by an Australian company but brewed and bottled in Canada.
Today, it is actually illegal to circumvent "effective" drm measures. But, what is effective when it can be broken? Bah I say.
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That's because they are called Hungry jack's down undah.
this news shifts the focus off the bad side of the laws which will adopt most of the crap that is US copyright, like making PS mods illegal, excessivly long copyright terms, and possible enforcement of DVD zoning. All of this is part of a package of crap changes forced on Oz as part of the FREE(?) Trade Agreement.
There was an unknown error in the submission.
Burger King better not find out they swiped their logo...
"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces." --Aldo Leopold (Paraphrased)
Do they have the metric system? Do they know what the f--- a quarter pounder is?
"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces." --Aldo Leopold (Paraphrased)
Whopper is the slang for their penis.
Transferbangle ... what the ... toilet swirling the wrong way?! Who wrote this piece, Dr Seuss or was it his magical red-neck fairies? Could you possibly squeeze in any more eroneus information. Happy gnu-year to all ewe felloo dotslashers! :P
Weapons of mass distribution???
x = x + ++x;
Some parts still are. New Jersey for example.
Whoops, failed to add smiley.
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"Whopper is the slang for their penis(es).
This is Slashdot. Plenty of copies, plenty of words!
My great great grandfather (or great great great, can't exactly remember now), was a counterfeiter shipped to Australia. However, he was also an architect, so yeah. I'm half descended from a criminal on my father's side, an Indian prince on my mother's. However, on my father's side of the family, the counterfeiter was actually descended from the founders of Rowntree's (Cadbury-Rowntree) chocolates. So our family has had its ups and downs...
Plus, there are tons of people travelling in Melbourne every day like iTools with their iPods, and if the police wanted to crack down on a woefully illegal activity such as copying from CD to portables, they'd have a field day. It's obviously not a priority.
As someone else pointed out, most Australians are actually descendants of the GUARDS.
Sadly, the prison-warden law-and-order "holier than thou" roots continues to thrive as an undercurrent of most mainstream politics there today, just like the ghosts of the Puritans still make lots of noise and haunt modern American politics. Most Australians I've met have been pretty easygoing and laid back... but there's kind of a vaguely masochistic underlying belief that once you go into politics, you have to become "respectable" and adopt "responsible" authoritarian views, even if they go against everything you, your neighbors, and your friends REALLY want, in order to be taken seriously.
For the perfect example, envision a middle-class professional (engineer, banker, etc) who smokes pot with his wife once or twice a year. They'll personally oppose any proposal to decriminalize it, but scream even louder if the government decides to enforce those laws against them. Basically, they want laws outlawing vice to be illegal so they can feel good about supporting "respectable" positions, but generally ignored and unenforced by the government (so they can enjoy them without interference or risk of punishment).
It's already bad enough that people don't respect copyrights today... if it were legal, it would be at least an order of magnitude worse.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Sure we do - its a small flat disk of synthetic meat-substitute :)
Hungry Jack's® is a franchise of the international Burger King(TM) Corporation and has operated in Australia since 1971.
;)
When he said they're called Hungry Jacks, he meant it literally.
Obviously I know you are joking, but I can buy VCR tapes almost anywhere here. I typically find them well under a buck per tape, although I can also buy (barely) used VHS movies at nearly that price.
I love it when suckers buy the so-called "latest and greatest" stuff. It just drives down the price for ordinary people like myself who choose to continue to use things that simply work. Why would I want to pay monthly fees to record shows that I can already do with my VCR for free? The same thing goes for voice mail. My answering machine already does what it needs to do.
I'm not about to throw out all my tapes and VCRs, just as I don't just throw out my car because a newer model is out.
Uh...just what good is it to "legalize" VCR recording given the equipment has reached the end of it's lifetime?
...especially the one about toilets swirling in the 'wrong' direction. See, in Australia, we don't fill our toilets to the BRIM like is done in America. Our toilets just flush, they don't have time to 'swirl'. And, speaking as someone who's lived in both countries, they don't get clogged nearly as often.
I find it sad that America sees the rest of the world in stereotypes, while the rest of the world knows American culture far more intimately.
As it stands now you can get sent to Madagascar for illegally ripping Madagascar. How ironic.
And how is the job market? While I am at it; how is broadband coverage in AU?
THese laws just make it tougher to be a criminal down under.
Pssst, ey mate (looks around for cops).
What do you got there?
(Reaches in his pocket) It's a CD! I bought it from the store! AND I PAID FULL RETAIL PRICE!
Hmm, Australia has VCRs? China must be dumping all their obsolete VCRs in Australia. Give them another ten years, and they can rewrite the law to cover the obsolete DAT recorders, followed closely by CDR...
Oh well, what the hell...
Apparently someone trademarked Burger King in Australia before the big fast food company got here. They tried to sell it to Burger King for an enormous profit but the price they asked was too high and Burger King simply decided to come up with a different name - Hungry Jacks. At least, that's the urban legend I grew up hearing.
Clearly now that situation has expired, because now we have both Burger King and Hungry Jacks stores in Australia.
Many people confuse these two things: fair use and copyright.
Fair use helps the consumer, while copyright helps the producer.
Fair use gives consumer of the product legal ability to use the product in many different ways, which sometimes require making copies of the product for a number of reasons, as long as large portions of the original product are not being distributed illegaly - giving away or selling copies of those copyrighted MP3s, books, movies is illegal if you did not ask the authors permission. When is it fair use? When you are making a backup copy for yourself, when you are transfering data to a different format, so you can listen to it in the car on your stereo, as opposed to your PC. Using portions of the copyrighted works for creating a parody is also fair use. I don't see any moral problems with this type of fair use.
Copyright (normally time limited) protects the rights of the original author. What rights? The rights to a temporary monopoly on the distribution of the product. An argument that by copying you are not depriving the original author of anything is false. You are depriving the original author of the natural monopoly on the distribution by removing appearence of scarcity of the product. The product does not become less useful (noone wants a useless product,) but it makes the product appear WORTHLESS. Which obviously negates the possibility of the author retrieving the investment (s)he put into this useful work. In some cases not being able to retrieve the investment is very dangerous, as it may preclude the author from working on anything else that requires an investment - think multi-million dollar movies, think years and loans spent on writing successful novels/books, think years and money spent on software etc. Thus illegal distribution of copyrighted materials hurts the original authors by removing their ability of making money by removing monopoly on distribution and removing the appearence of scarcity, making the product worthless.
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Obviously today large corporations are using copyright laws to make large amounts of money on products that by any natural process should already belong in the public domain. For example it can be argued that copyright should not extend to anyone, once the original creator is dead. Lawyers of large corporations can convince the judge otherwise, and this is dangerous, because it sets people's attitudes against all copyrights.
Not everyone can afford spending years working on some highly desirable product and not make any money at the end, because the product becomes worthless in 3 weeks after the release.
You can't handle the truth.
It isn't.
I think there's a little bit of small-town redneck police officer lurking inside almost every Australian - even the hippies and anti-authoritarians.
... and then they built the supercollider.
Although that weasel Ruddock is the last person anyone should trust on any matter, this has the potential to be a good thing.
Ideally, all of the laws that cannot be policed equally should be changed. This includes the copyright act, as well as amendments made to several bills under the guise of "anti-terrorism". It's all about selective enforcement these days. Australian citizens are not all equal under the law.
Strictly speaking, this post is probably sedition. Chances are I won't be hauled of in a shroud of secrecy and detained whilst "interviewed", but that's because I don't look/sound like One Of Them (or whatever the selection criteria is).
What would Jesus do? Oh, that's right. He was executed for sedition too. Just as well, I guess: He would have been jailed for the rest of his life once they realised how many tracks had been copied to his iPod from CDs he bought.
Link to the paper: http://www.ag.gov.au/agd/WWW/rwpattach.nsf/VAP/(03 995EABC73F94816C2AF4AA2645824B)~FairUseIssuesPaper 050505.pdf/$file/FairUseIssuesPaper050505.pdf [PDF warning 288kb].
Link to the resource page, which has this paper as PDF and Word Doc and also a list a people who made submissions regarding this paper. http://www.ag.gov.au/agd/WWW/agdHome.nsf/Page/Publ ications_2005_Copyright_-_Review_of__Fair_Use_exep tion
Don't tailgate - the end is near!
Australia only began as a penal colony when the British could no longer send their convicts to America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Australi
Lol, I take it you bought one of those Australian slang dictionaries which make up half their words. Or do you just know an Australian with a good sense of humor.
Actually you've had laws akin to this for awhile, these just bring Australia back into line with the rest of the world.
Lol, "Fosters: Australian for beer", yeah right more like Australian for piss
Oh and just for the record Philip Ruddock is probably best described as Australia's answer to Dick Cheney.
>>>they do as USA ... make it illegal to circumvent copyright protection measurments.
They will have no choice. The USA will impose trade restictions in order to force all countries to adopt our policies. This goes for all the poor countries too. If another country wants to exit 3rd world status, they will do it the George W. Bush way or else become part of the "axis of evil".
The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
Rubbish. The overwhelming majority of Australians are descended (in the main) from more recent immigrants. Indeed, nearly a quarter of Australians living today were born overseas.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
--Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
Who wrote this piece, Dr Seuss or was it his magical red-neck fairies?
Definitely wouldn't be Dr. Seuss. Seuss's company wrote and submitted an amicus curiae brief in support of copyright term extension.
I don't think this word actually exists, except in the mind of the author of the article. If you google it, the only hits that come up are copies of this article.
> a large portion of of the Australian citizenry
"of of" - that's Australian for "of"
Max.
And then there's the small matter that the US Government is essentially a conclave of war criminals... puts Australia's criminal history 200 years ago to shame really.
"While the rest of the world is trying to figure out how to stop the assault of anti-consumer intellectual property laws, Australia is breaking free from them."
When the United States Constitution was being drafted, Madison (et al) is on record as being opposed to the idea of having a Bill of Rights (it's my understanding that similar thinking kept a bill of rights out of Australia's federal government), as its existence implies that the Bill contains all the rights retained by the people and the states. He eventually had to backpedal a bit when he himself introduced the Bill of Rights to the first Congress, but even then they're carefully phrased in such away as to remove powers from government rather than giving them to the people ("Congress shall make no law..." instead of, say, Canada's "Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms...") and the Tenth Amendment was included.
My problem with this law is that it implies that VCR recording and CD ripping were illegal to begin with, and it required legislative action in Canberra for the government to grant these rights to the people it's supposed to be subservient to (in practice if not necessarily in legal theory). Basically, this is the Australian federal government telling the people "We can take away your right to do with your property as you please, but we're feeling magnanimous today."
...trying to confiscate the colonist's shot and powder.
This is pretty neat. Sort of OT but still neat. Made me get a chuckle anyway how stuff happens sometimes with no explanation. Anyway, the exact time frame I was reading this from your post "Wish we had such a system in the US. Congresspersons have stated that they don't read most of the bills they vote on." ..I was listening to a radio talkshow and the dude talking was referencing this.
Sorry a bit OT!
...)n +yard&meta= ) Besides at least we make sense by "choosing" one standard!! Put it this way we would say "Yo, Yo, WAZZZUP Gee, Me had ta walk a whole mile to da store to shoot da nigger wid me 9mm - WTF)
But I have been reading posts in this topic and I would like to say that I am proud that the rest of the world understands us Ossies (pronounced: Oh-seas - well I think that's how you all pronounce it anyways).
Being that the "World Series" is played between the NL and AL I did not realise that the Yanks knew there was another country/continent out there beyond the blue water.
Yes we are all convicts. I am, my dad is, his dad is and so on... hell I only just got off the boat (Friendship) yesterday. Was away on parole, however I later found that ripping a cd in England was illegal (damn, second time I fell for that!)
Anyways just to clear things up.
* We do not fuck sheep, people who do that are called New Zealanders.
* No, New Zealand is not in or a part of Australia (even though we do have more of them here than New Zealand does.
* We are not an American Sheriff even though Johnny thinks we are.
* We only enter every war we can legitimately enter because we like to fight and we are the best at it (ask the Americans, Germans, Vietnamese
* Kangaroos do live on the city street however the government is putting in place laws that allow police to move them on (wait for the protesting roos on a news channel near you!)
* We are actually clever enough to work out that there is a difference between the metric and imperial measurements (we may be on the other side of the world but even we have GOOGLE! - http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=1+meter+i
* We do not allow anyone into this country unless they have killed someone or at least been convicted for stealing some bread.
* We actually admit that some of our stars are crap (Ie. Kylie Minogue - we had to send her back to the mother land - and they were stupid enough to make her a star!) we do not just shrug our shoulder and fool the world that some stars who are crap are actually good (Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson to just name a small fraction of the tip of the ice burg)
Any other Questions please leave them with an American they seem to know more about us OHSEAS than we do.
I have very little sense of nationalism, but what microscopic degree I do have was offended by this article.
To the Americans reading this:- I understand that your attempt to include what few of our cultural references that you know about when writing about Australians is based on the assumption that people in other countries are as pathologically ethnocentric as yourselves. To put it bluntly, I at least am not...and even if we were, the references in this article are incorporated so crudely that they come across as patronising, moronic, and inept. I'm also not sure how talking about us having started as a nation of criminals could possibly be meant as anything other than an insult. It might be true, but it's a very tactless thing to make reference to.
Australia might have started as a colony of convicts...America on the other hand started as a colony of deranged religious fanatics, overhyped philosophical plagiarists, and genocidal, white supremacist racists. Given our comparitive political situations currently, I think I know which of the two countries has most suffered from its' origins returning to haunt it...and it hasn't been ours.
and he got elected TWICE, and they wonder why history repeats
fuck karma.
They want their BetaMax back!
The Rapture is NOT an exit strategy.
"Transferbangle" - Is this something from one of those "jolly" Simpon's episodes, "eh Gov'ner"? ...maybe we could ask Arnie, IIRC he's from Austri-alia? /sarcasam
Disclaimer: I have lived in Oz for 42yrs and been in IT for ~20. This is the place that spawned Rupert Murdoch, naturally I thought "product placement, so I googled for "Transferbangle". The only hits I get lead back to Arstechnica?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
I've lived in Australia all my life and have NEVER heard the word "transferbangle". Also, I have never even heard of the band "The Bangles" - Nice try Peeptophe, why don't you go watch Steve Irwin or something.
I often wondered why we never went the european way with this and called it "Royal with cheese" or whatever.
:)
Probably because we originally used the imperial system before switching to metric, on a side note I notice that the US is still trying to go metric
If they made a movie of your life, would anybody buy a ticket?
Im not sure if this has been clarified yet, but most of the criminals sent to Australia were a result of englands crap penal system and various economic problems. A majority got sentanced ridiculous jail terms for petty crimes like stealing (bread for example) as they were too poor / couldn't find jobs and required it simply to keep alive.
This is also clearly the most retarded article i have read all week, and subsequently makes me want to stab myself in the leg.
I think there's a little bit of small-town redneck police officer lurking inside almost every Australian - even the hippies and anti-authoritarians.
Even though you may have been joking, I'm an Aussie and I think it is a good summation. Australia to me is very similar to the bottom half of North America, strong redneck roots in the accent, thinking, attitude... (I don't mean redneck in a bad way necessarily).
what's really laughable are the Carlton Beer Ads.
This one has been going around the net for a bit and may be recognized by some Slashdotters. However, this one has only been showing on the telly for about a month or so.
IMHO, they are trying to copy the XXXX beer ads. Yanno, those funny ones about the mythological fishing trip... I'd be stuffed if I could find a URL of them though.
Transferbangle? I don't know where the author got it from, but I've never heard of it, in 49 years, as a born & bred Aussie.
Don't blame me, it's usually 2 in the morning when I post
I find it offensive that Australians often refer to Americans as "seppos" (Yank rhymes with septic tank, hence "seppo"), but you don't see me whining about it now do you?
it's a 0.11 kilogramer.
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