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Microsoft Tricks Hacker Into Jail

CompotatoJ writes "Wired News reported that William 'IllWill' Genovese was sentenced to prison after being tricked by a Microsoft Investigator offering to pay $20 for a copy of the secret source code. From the article: 'The investigator then returned and arranged a second $20 transaction for an FBI agent, which led to Genovese's indictment under the U.S. Economic Espionage Act, which makes it a felony to sell a company's stolen trade secrets ... [Microsoft] has also expressed fears that making its source code public could allow hackers to find security holes in Microsoft products -- though, so far, intruders are doing fine without the source.'"

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  1. $200? by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    You paid $200 for the Windows source? Dude, you got ripped off!

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    1. Re:$200? by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

      I paid $200 for Windows and the source code wasn't included. I got ripped, I mean how am I meant to get applications to compile when I don't have the full kernel source?!

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    2. Re:$200? by thesnarky1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, but he paid with YOUR Paypal account...

    3. Re:$200? by Mattcelt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Err, you know, Windows has had a stable API (and ABI) since 1.0.

      And it is this stubborn refusal to update the API that allows the same attacks (buffer overflows, etc.) to be successful through four generations of OS.

      Microsoft's vulnerabilities aren't just the result of pushy managers and sloppy coding - it's because the APIs weren't written with security in mind, and they have more holes than swiss cheese.

  2. Summary wrong, $20 not $200 by Agelmar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary is wrong. It says the investigator paid $200. From TFA:
    "According to court records, an investigator hired by Microsoft took Genovese up on his offer and dropped two Hamiltons on the secret source code". Hamilton is on the $10 bill, not the $100 (That would be Franklin). Two Hamiltons is $20, hence the next sentence saying "...another $20 transaction..."

    1. Re:Summary wrong, $20 not $200 by John+Nowak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Submitter actin' like he never seen a ten before.

    2. Re:Summary wrong, $20 not $200 by Cerberus7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Snack attack, mutha f*****!!!

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  3. Re:Semantics... by EVil+Lawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, no...this isn't even remotely entrapment.

  4. Available on P2P? by killeena · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I haven't exactly gone looking for it or anything, but isn't the Windows source code available on P2P?

    If so, that is pretty damn stupid to be selling something that is readily available like that. I am betting these undercover folks would be his only customers.

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    1. Re:Available on P2P? by geoffspear · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm not entirely sure how law works either, but if you think he's going to use that or anything else as his defense, when he's already been covicted and sentenced, you understand the law a lot worse than most people.

      See, you're supposed to defend yourself before you're sent to prison.

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    2. Re:Available on P2P? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      When you download it from P2P, it looks so full of bugs and poorly written, it can't be the real thing!

    3. Re:Available on P2P? by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not entirely sure how slashdot works either, but if you think he read the article, before he posted his comment, you understand slashdot a lot worse than most people.

      See, you're supposed to post first before anyone else can.

    4. Re:Available on P2P? by E++99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, it is/was available on P2P, and I believe the article said that the Feds were his only customers. And, yes, lawyers are basically saying that there was no case, as the code was in the public domain at that point. However, the poor sap took the advise of the public defender, so he'll be spending 2 years in jail.

      I'd be all for going after the guy who originally distributed this, I think this case really sucks.

  5. electronic monitoring by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...will serve three years of supervised release following his prison term, during which he'll be subject to electronic monitoring through special software installed on his computer

    Looks like they have finally found a legal use for the Sony Rootkit.

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    1. Re:electronic monitoring by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but he'll sell you some for $200 each.

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  6. Hacker ?! by ErrorBase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably just someone stupid enough to think he can make a quick buck by downloading something from a p2p network.

  7. Crown Jewels! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    The company has long maintained that the source code to Windows and other products are its crown jewels, and that making the code public could cause serious harm by stripping it of trade-secret status, and allowing competitors to duplicate the functionality of Microsoft software.

    Come on - anybody can code up a BSOD if they really want to.

    Should Mark from sysinternals be worried?

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    1. Re:Crown Jewels! by Andrewkov · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a general rule of thumb, don't install that screensaver on a server. Trust me on this.

    2. Re:Crown Jewels! by loraksus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Goddamn buggy software. It bluescreened my computer and now it keeps rebooting. Looks like I'm going to have to reinstall as soon as I find my cd.
      Dammit!

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  8. heh, microsoft monopoly by musonica · · Score: 5, Funny

    paid $200 and the go to jail..

  9. Re:Semantics... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

    Entrapped means the person was talked into doing something they otherwise wouldnt have done, tricked has similiar connotations. In this case I would say Microsoft caught him fair and square, and the transaction provided all the evidence required to jail him. Good riddance I say.

  10. Re:Semantics... by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, I don't think anyone says "entrapped" because this case has as much to do with entrapment as it has to do with tea in China. Entrapment requires an agent of the government to coerce someone into comitting a crime they would not otherwise commit. In this case, the guilty party offered the source for sale on his website. This is like someone putting up a sign saying "Crack For Sale" in their yard. He was offering regardless of police interference. That's as far from coercion as you can get.

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  11. This is sooo untrue! by cablepokerface · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard recently about three hackers which were charged but microsoft later dropped all charges and decided not sue. I believe their names were Whitman Price and Haddad.

    1. Re:This is sooo untrue! by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Last season's winners?

      No. Last season's losers.

  12. Story from a first-person perspective by nstrom · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can read about this arrest from a first person perspective at William Genovese's website here. An interesting read, and he lists some of the e-mail and snail mail addresses used in the sting against him.

    1. Re:Story from a first-person perspective by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, what's his Slashdot username?

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  13. Re:Those guys at Microsoft are smarter by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 3, Informative
    No, they're not - they didn't even catch the person who stole it.

    It even says in TFA:
    "Genovese would have had a viable defense had he gone to trial, because the documents were widely available on peer-to-peer networks at the time of the sale, said Mark Rasch, a former Justice Department cybercrime prosecutor.

    'This guy didn't participate in the misappropriation, and probably didn't conspire with anybody to misappropriate it,' said Rasch, a vice president at security company Solutionary."

  14. Not entrapment by msobkow · · Score: 4, Informative

    For it to be entrapment, someone would have had to approach him with an offer to buy the stolen source code. He posted an offer to sell the source code on a website, so he initiated the exchange.

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  15. Notice corporate rights vs personal rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pamela Anderson's private home sex video stolen and sold is legal to sell because it's public interest a judge ruled.

    Microsoft source code stolen and sold is industrial espionage with 3 year sentence.

    1. Re:Notice corporate rights vs personal rights by PatHMV · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your AC comment would indeed be "insightful," were it not completely wrong. In the end, at least one company was forced to pay Pamela and Tommy Lee substantial damages for making the video available on the internet. The only battle that the porn people won was its claim that the couple signed away their rights in their initial settlement agreement with the porn people who first aired it. After the trial judge's throwing the case for internet distribution out of court was overturned on appeal, the porn people threw in the towel and judgment was rendered against them for the illegal distribution of the video.

  16. Technically Speaking . . . by Dausha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Microsoft Tricks Hacker Into Jail"

    That's not a very good headline. I mean, aren't many /.ers who write code self-described hackers? This guy was trading in pirated software. So, he is a "Pirate," not a "Hacker." I'd complain about the editing, but this is /..

    Ben

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    1. Re:Technically Speaking . . . by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Informative

      A pirate? You mean he sailed the seven seas, sunk other ships, stole their goods, raped their women and murdered the crew?

      I agree that the headline is typical Slashdot flamebait and that it's important to point out the difference between hackers and crackers, but it's also important to point out the difference between copyright infringment, stealing and piracy - those are three very distinct things (and only two of them are criminal offenses, too, FWIW).

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  17. Not a hacker, and not very tricked by vm146j2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FTFA Genovese would have had a viable defense had he gone to trial, because the documents were widely available on peer-to-peer networks at the time of the sale, said Mark Rasch, a former Justice Department cybercrime prosecutor.

    "This guy didn't participate in the misappropriation, and probably didn't conspire with anybody to misappropriate it," said Rasch, a vice president at security company Solutionary. "Once it's posted online, it's just not secret anymore. At some point it becomes public information."


    Microsoft must be getting really serious 'bout this issue; not any security issue, mind you, but a PR one, thats for sure.

    They went after some guy who tried to sell what he found, and then was dum enuf to sell for $40 online, but who had no connection whatsoever to leaking anything, and, by his own description, is less than the sharpest tack in the bulletin board:

    "Basically, everything I do, I do ass-backwards," Genovese said in an instant-messaging interview ahead of Friday's sentencing. "I like drawing, so I spray paint. I like music, so I took some radios of kids I hated in high school. I like computers, so I hack."

    Selling other people's stuff that you find laying around may not be legal or especially smart, but making a big deal out of the 800 billion lb. gorilla "catching" a petty criminal in the act ain't much news, either, unless MS wants to spend their PR highlighting their own incompetence....Oh, now I get it.

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  18. M$ by sloths · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google doesn't trick people into jail.

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  19. Re:Semantics... by Shihar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Parent is absolutely right. The "summary" couldn't be any more wrong then it is.

    First, this guy was not a 'hacker'. He downloaded the source from a P2P program. My mother could do that.

    Second, if anyone had bothered to read the actual article, they would see there was absolutely no entrapment here. He downloaded the software and offered it up for sale on his website. The only 'entrapment' was that an agent bought what he was already offering. This guy was an idiot. He wasn't pushed by the authorities into doing anything illegal. Hell, he was the only one to be indited even though everyone and their dog has thsi source code because he was the only one stupid enough to try and sell what was freely avaliable. Not only that, but he already had a rap sheet.

    This guy was just a moron, pure and simple.

  20. Trade secret law? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My understanding was that if a trade secret gets out, the company doesn't really have any legal standing to go after people distributing it. They can go after the people who leaked or stole it, provided they actually did something illegal in the process of discovering it, but people that they give the secret to (so long as they weren't co-conspirators in the illegal acts) didn't do anything wrong under the law.

    So apparently this is wrong, or at least has been amended a bit by the act referenced in the summary. Would this guy have been in the clear if he'd just been offering a trade secret for download? (With source code, it's complicated by the fact that the code is subject to copyright, too, though. What if we were dealing with, say, the formual for Coca Cola, to take the canonical example?)

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    1. Re:Trade secret law? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, there's no difference. What he did was not illegal given the state of the intellectual property in question. On the advice of the public defender, he plead out for 2 years instead of the 10 he could gotten if convincted. However, with adequate counsel, there's no way in the world he would've been convicted.

  21. More stupid than criminal by bender647 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I first read these types of articles, I usually think, that's outrageous, he didn't do anything, the code was already leaked, now the poor sap has a conviction for something trivial.

    Then I realize, hey, I'd NEVER post stolen code or offer stolen code for sale on my website. Its friggin stupid. Its obviously stolen and obviously illegal and completely traceable to me. I'd expect to have the FBI knocking on my door if I did something so stupid. Like many criminals, this guy didn't cause any real harm but completely lacks judgement. Now he'll suffer a bit for it.

    1. Re:More stupid than criminal by fitchmicah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not? There are warez FTPs and Hotlines and stuff that offer to sell you downloads... people post tons of crap on the internet... why isn't the FBI tracking down on people who buy domains and use them for kiddie porn? Look, this guy didn't do /anything/ ! This is completely ridiculous!

  22. Yeah, they are right. by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sharing the source code would make it easier to find bugs. I don't think anyone seriously disputes this.

    Thats often the entire point. The hardest part of fixing a bug is often *finding* it. Unless you would prefer to leave it alone and hope for the best, you want your bugs, especially critical security flaws, to be found as quickly as possible so they can be fixed.

  23. In related news... by should_be_linear · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Remainings of MS lawer that tricked Don Vito Genovese's grandson into jail found in shoebox.

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  24. Hacker outsmarted by Microsoft? by dcavanaugh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that's news.

  25. Re:Ah, so THAT'S how they can get away w' entrapme by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see now. Since the government isn't supposed to engage in entrapment, private companies will. And since private companies are now becoming increasingly indistinguishable from governments... I guess we're all fucked.

    Are you so anxious to hate private businesses, and to think it's cool if people try to make $20 off of their stolen source code, that you're willing to pretend this jerk didn't advertise for the sale of the source code on his own web site? He wasn't "entrapped," he was advertising stolen stuff. Plus, he's obviously a complete moron.

    As for private companies looking after their own welfare... why do you supposed that retailers are forced to have security guards? Retails stores, especially the ones selling expensive, eBay-friendly stuff, are hit constantly by shoplifters and scam artists. But most local taxpayers would scream bloody murder if they had to pay for enough police officers to have one on hand in every department store in every mall, 7 days a week. So, private security is a big and (unfortunately) completely necessary line of work.

    You also seem to be forgetting about corporate/international espionage. Companies working on competitive products - especially those performing very expensive research - have to be continually vigilant against both inside and outside theft of their trade secrets, materials, financial plans, marketing campaigns, etc. If they don't use private security to help them deal with that, their only choice is to just put up with the consequences of seeing, say, a factory in China starting up production on something that the ripped-off research company just spent millions of dollars figuring out how to make, or they could... ask the government to provide trade security for every company? What would you say then, that the taxpayers are being forced to serve the coporations, blah blah blah? Exactly. So, when a company with a lot at stake has their own security people urgently tracking down people that are ripping them off (even some complete idiot advertising astoundingly sensitive stolen O/S source code for sale on his web site, and willing to take $20 for it), you can hardly bitch. Unless your position is that it's cool to steal sensitive information and sell it, in which case, let's start with yours: I can probably make $20 with your SSN and some other personal details. And that's too small to bother the police with, so I'm home free since you clearly don't think it's ethical for you to personally track down someone who rips you off.

    Oh, and try one of those fancy new high-tech online dictionaries. You can immediately, and without fear of prosecution, learn what entrapment actually means.

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  26. So what? by AlvySinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No problem here, surely. Bloke caught for doing something wrong. Large organisation protects its IP.

    Asserting that code in the public domain might cause security problems is just spin consistent with protecting IP. It's PR and would anyone here expect anything different. Might not be convincing but MS wants its code to itself, sees it as IP and wants to keep control over it. How is this different to any other organisation? Deride MS for being closed but if it acts consistently, where's the problem?

    Wasn't there a war recently where the justification didn't really appear to reflect reality? Unless this guy is some kind of freedom fighter then where's the issue?

  27. Re:Semantics... by RandoX · · Score: 4, Funny

    He downloaded the source from a P2P program. My mother could do that.

    Really? Would she be interested in selling it? Please, speak a little louder... :)

  28. Re:Semantics... by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hell, he was the only one to be indited even though everyone and their dog has thsi source code"

    After reading this I became curious and checked my dog's bedding, and sure enough I found a copy of the Microsoft source code.

  29. Re:Ah, so THAT'S how they can get away w' entrapme by Jamesonius · · Score: 2, Informative

    For everyone who's ready to jump on this and scream "Entrapment!" let's do two things first:

    1. Read TFA. From TFA: "Like many others, Genovese downloaded a copy. Unlike others, he posted a note to his website offering it for sale."

    2. Learn TFD of Entrapment. From Wikipedia: Entrapment is when someone is "induced (or entrapped) by the police to commit [a crime]. For the defense to be successful, the defendant must demonstrate that the police induced an otherwise unwilling person to commit a crime."

    Come on everybody, think. You hear Microsoft and US Government and you assume they set the guy up, cuz they are *always* wrong.... He knowingly broke the law, he did that a lot. No news here.

  30. Apple by Frankie70 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Google doesn't trick people into jail.


    After drinking Steve Jobs' koolaid, people would
    voluntarity go & get themselves arrested, if Jobs
    asked them to. And would even pay daily board &
    food charges at the jail.

  31. A public service announcement by Merle+Darling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok, first of all I think it's weird that MS can claim the source code is a trade secret in the first place. It's my understand that in order for something to be classified as a trade secret it would have to be kept secret, and people who take it and distribute it would have to be pursued and dealt with. otherwise the company loses its right to claim it as a trade secret. Witness how little (if anything) they've done about the code being swapped around for years now. Then again, IANAL, ISUCK, etc.

    Regardless, the guy was convicted of selling stolen trade secrets. He was a dumbass for selling it in the first place, but I digress.. It turns out that the penalty for POSSESSION of a stolen trade secret is up to 10 years in jail and a $250k fine. It's worth considering for those of you who might have copies stashed away in backups somewhere just for the hell of it.

    Not that I'd ever stoop so low as to possess stolen trade secrets, of course..

    (runs off to scour his hard drive)

    I wonder how hard it would be for MS to decide to scan your system for files with names matching those discovered on p2p networks. They could stick it in that monthly "Malicious Software Removal" tool in Windows Update, even. Ouch. I doubt it would work as evidence in a court but it would give them reason to suspect you or to attempt to gather evidence that WOULD stand up if they really wanted to bother charging everyone.

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  32. I know illwill, he's not that bad... by Afecks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've known illwill for a very long time. We've both been in the same 'scene' for quite a while. The Windows backdoor programming scene. Most of the people in our little niche are sociopaths pure and simple. We know it's wrong but we don't really care. Saying illwill was tricked is pretty stupid. He knew it was wrong, he didn't care and he assumed no one else would. It's the same for many others, we just simply don't care. Now I'm sure illwill cares about going to jail for 2 years but that's fear of punishment, not fear of wrong doing. I'm sure even some of the more sane serial killers value their freedom.

    This being said, Microsoft has won nothing. He was responsible for distributing the source code to exactly 1 person, a Microsoft snitch. If it wasn't for the snitch taking him up on his offer there would have been nobody that cared. Taking away 2 years of a persons life over such trivial shit is appalling and only serves to make us more numb and hateful to the laws of our society.

    That being said, good luck illwill, we're going to miss your exploits and granny pr0n that you've posted in #trinity over the years!

  33. Re:Semantics... by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Private citizens or entities cannot commit entrapment unless they are acting on behalf of the government. Microsoft could have blatantly pushed Genovese into doing something he otherwise wouldn't have done, and he would still be guilty (although in such a case, Microsoft might be guilty as well).

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  34. Re:Ah, so THAT'S how they can get away w' entrapme by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since the government isn't supposed to engage in entrapment, private companies will.

    You give way too little credit to the government. They could just have avoided coming up with the idea of entrapment in the first place. All of these defenses and legal terms were either coined by the government (through civil law), or used by a clever lawyer and accepted by the judge (through common law). If they wanted to, they could've built a Star Chamber. They haven't*. Here's a surprise: the justice system is actually meant to carry out justice.

    Why should private companies be distinguishable from governments? In a capitalist society, private companies are the best group of the people - and where have you heard those last three words before?

    *Yes, I know there are some Star Chambers in the US, but they're only used for a few cases like terrorism where you can't get a fair trial in the US anyway. Not that I'm defending them, just that this particular case will be tried in a fair courtroom.

  35. Re:Microsoft Entraps Downloader into Jail by Americano · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wow. You need to actually RTFA, and understand that words have specific meanings.

    Entrapment:
    In jurisprudence, entrapment is a procedural defense by which a defendant may argue that they should not be held criminally liable for actions which broke the law, because they were induced (or entrapped) by the police to commit said acts. For the defense to be successful, the defendant must demonstrate that the police induced an otherwise unwilling person to commit a crime. However, when a person is predisposed to commit a crime, offering opportunities to commit the crime is not entrapment, such as in the widely held misconception that policemen must answer questions truthfully if they are asked the same question three times, or that they must say "yes" if asked if they are a police officer.

    This guy offered the code for sale. He was not unwillingly "induced", or "coerced" to sell it. This is NOT entrapment.

    That said, he is also not a simple downloader. Before your heart starts bleeding for him too badly, look at his criminal history, discussed in the article. Mostly small-time stuff, but, FTFA:

    Government court filings show the Connecticut man has an extensive record of mostly petty crimes, beginning with a 1996 conviction for criminal trespass for spray painting a bridge, followed by a rash of thefts from motor vehicles and a burglary conviction. In 1999 he was convicted of "breaching the peace" by assaulting the mother of his child, according to court records. At the time of the source-code sale, Genovese was on probation for computer trespass and eavesdropping after breaking into some private computers and installing keystroke-logging software.
    So let's see. He downloaded a copy of proprietary source code. He then tried to make money by selling it on his "hacking-related" web site which he operates. He also is on probation for breaking into some private computers & installing key logging software. In the very BEST light possible, he's a small-time cracker & pirate, with a history of stupid criminal behavior.

    Just because Microsoft chooses not to release its source code does NOT give someone else the right to take it, and then attempt to profit by reselling that source code. Like it or not, whether or not they open-source their operating system is their CHOICE (isn't that one of the fundamental principals of the F/OSS movement?), not yours. You may not like their choice, but that doesn't give anyone the right to "correct" Microsoft's choice because it's not the same choice RMS would make.
  36. source code transparancy & security by Helmholtz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The comment:
    "...[Microsoft] has also expressed fears that making its source code public could allow hackers to find security holes in Microsoft products..."
    reminded me of something I've often thought while glacing over the "who has more security holes/patches" diatribe that flops around periodically. Back when the whole Linux thing was still relatively new, I remember seeing many conversations about how having all that source code for the main system publically available means it will be eaiser for people to find and exploit that software. Microsoft tends to bolster this view, stating that one purpose of its closed source code is increased security. But you don't seem to ever seem to see this concept followed through on. Linux and BSD based systems are all over the place (i.e. the internet) these days, and the majority of web servers out there are running Apache. The code for all this software has been publically available for a very long time now, but there don't seem to be (from my perspective, at least) the increased security issues that there "should" be based on the "closed proprietary" security argument.
    Nothing earth shattering, just a small observation. Take it for what you will. :)

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  37. Hacker? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what the hell? since when did we start handing out the title of Hacker to any douchebag who can figure out how to run a p2p app?

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  38. Read the Perp's Account by E++99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://illmob.org/ It's pretty hillarious when he describes the "bust". The feds pound on the door early in the morning. He asks who's there, they say that some cars were broken into and they want to check if his was one of them. So... he gets his shoes on goes out the BACK door to the parking lot. There's guy in a bullet-proof vest guarding his car, who obviously has no idea that he's the guy they're coming to arrest. When he indicates that that's his car, he's like "oh, uh... did you talk to the men inside?" It's freakin hillarious. They should make a TV special on FBI busts gone bad.

    1. Re:Read the Perp's Account by Psykus · · Score: 2, Interesting
  39. All for a couple bucks by AutopsyReport · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I always say, if you're going to rob a bank or a retailer, make sure it's loaded enough to live the rest of your life in luxury. Don't be stupid over a few bucks that can be earned in a couple days work.

    Some people are just ridiculously stupid.

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  40. Windows XP Source Code Revealed! by kokoloko2k3 · · Score: 2
    Yeah, it's an old joke, but... here it goes...
    #include <windows.h>
    #include <system_errors.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
     
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
     
    main()
    {
        if (detect_cache())
            disable_cache();
     
        if (fast_cpu())
            set_wait_states(lots);
     
        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     
        printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
            or just call it Chicargo)\n");
     
        if (system_ok())
            crash(to_dos_prompt);
        else
            system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
     
        while(1) {
            sleep(5);
            get_user_input();
            sleep(5);
            act_on_user_input();
            sleep(5);
            if (rand() < 0.9)
                crash(complete_system);
        }
        return(unrecoverable_system);
    }