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DHS Gets Another "F" In Cyber Security

An anonymous reader writes "For the third straight year, the Department of Homeland Security -- which is charged with charting the federal government's cyber security agenda -- earned a grade of "F" for computer security from a key congressional oversight committee, according to a story at Washingtonpost.com. Not only did the overall government-wide computer security grade remain flat (at a barely-passing "D+" but several agencies -- mostly those on the "front lines in the war on terror" -- actually managed to fare worse this year."

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  1. I think this is by design, folks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's lots of blowback at work here, and it's on purpose!

    1. Re:I think this is by design, folks. by clydemaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My segment of DHS is up to spec. I wonder why we never hear about the others.

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    2. Re:I think this is by design, folks. by bermudatriangleoflov · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Honey Pot!!

    3. Re:I think this is by design, folks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Mine does a pretty good job too. I wonder if we're at the same component...

      Here's the link to the full report from OMB:

      FY 2005 Report to Congress on Implementation of The Federal Information Security Management Act of 2002

      I read through the DHS scorecard... There are a number of initiatives at work in the Department right now that address a number of these issues. (For instance, the 2006 DHS Security Awareness training does talk about the department's policy on P2P networking...)

      I don't think anyone's done a good job of saying what this report actually is, and what it isn't. The report talks about FISMA compliance, and how each agency is doing in that respect. It's not a report about Penetration Testing, or anything to that effect.

      [Posting anonymously because I like my job a lot.]

    4. Re:I think this is by design, folks. by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Are you guys in the Coast Guard by any chance? They have a repuation for actually knowing what they're doing.

  2. Obviously... by darnok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they're too busy ensuring the security of US citizens to worry about minor details like ... the security of US citizens.

    1. Re:Obviously... by toddbert · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps this is just a way to lure someone looking for the easy target. It's... the... biggest... honeypot... EVER! It's what I'd do. Maybe I should be the new director.

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    2. Re:Obviously... by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      Yeah, its funny. People get paranoid about the government spying on them, when its probably easier for those in the know to spy on the government than vice versa.

    3. Re:Obviously... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, just consider your average govt employee and it all makes sense.

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    4. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they're too busy ensuring the security of US citizens to worry about minor details like ... the security of US citizens.

      Knowing the Bush administration, they are too busy selling the IMAGE that they are caring about security to worry about real security.

  3. Increased Demands? by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    several agencies -- mostly those on the "front lines in the war on terror" -- actually managed to fare worse this year.

    Considering that the findings are given back to the relevant departments to improve upon, going backwards requires that not only are services added but that their security efforts don't even improve or get worse with the new projects.

    Perhaps the demands of IT in these departments have increased significantly to account for these services. Anyone know?

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    1. Re:Increased Demands? by mgoodman · · Score: 4, Informative

      I work for the DHS Inspector General -- the agency that conducts the FISMA assessment.

      At least part of the reason that many agencies did worse this year than last can be attributed to:

      - A better DHS systems inventory, meaning a larger population of poor systems, as opposed to the big attention-whore systems that are inevitably going to have more money for security. Unfortunately, the systems inventory *still* isn't very good and is primarily based on what managers report as owning, rather than a combination of reporting and discovery via scanning

      - More information available to the Inspector General's office (and more information generally means more negative information, unfortunately). We could also more easily find exceptions/anomalies with the additional information

      - Better FISMA assessment methodologies/processes on the part of the OIG than previous years. The process has been much more streamlined so that more work could be conducted in a shorter period of time (i.e. more problems can be found).

      Those are just a few of the major reasons. There are other reasons that are more site specific, for example budget cuts, focus of efforts, etc.

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  4. Bureacratic incompetence? by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    But, such a thing can't be possible, surely?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by asuffield · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Suggesting that makes you an anti-american terrorrist. The Department of Homeland Security will now investigate you at great expense, and if you happen to be a muslim, ship you off to a detainment camp to be held without trial.

      The sad part is that this isn't a joke.

    2. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by oranGoo · · Score: 1

      Of course not, this is just a social honeypot in form of news.

    3. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by new_breed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes it can, and stop calling me Shirley :o

    4. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In government, failure is typically rewarded with more revenue and/or power. You can observe this trend in basically any government program: welfare, education, national defense, all the way down to Amtrak and the postal service. If government actually did achieve its goals, then there would be no justification for more revenue or more power.

      As it stands, the US government of today dwarfs the US government of only 50 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people. This wasn't achieved through success; it was achieved through failure. When you're spending other people's money, and collecting that money through a special "right" to sell your product through coercion, things work a little differently than if you had to obtain your revenue voluntarily.

    5. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by Malakusen · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the Air Force, shops are encouraged every budget cycle to go over budget. If you don't go over budget, then you must not need the money you're getting, and your funding gets cut. If you go over budget, you get more money. Multiply that exponentially and you have the whole government.

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    6. Re:Bureacratic incompetence? by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Too be honest the ones with the low scores are probably the most truthful and probably most concerned. As a federal IT security worker am VERY suspicious of any organization reporting greater than an 80% score. Either they are too incompetant to determine the actual scope of their problems or they are lying (or more PCish they are misrepresenting the facts). The former is your incompetance claim, the latter is the standard bureacratic ricebowling (ie, make myself look good while those saps out there actually tell the truth).
      At least the ones with the low scores have an incentive to correct it, and probably have some grasp of the scope of their problem. A number of them went down because they actually spent time discovering the extent of their situation, and given the scope are probably only now able to start making a dent in the work that needs to be done to fix things.

  5. Do we live in a developed country? by bogaboga · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With all the incompetence being displayed in my government's administration, I many times wonder whether I live in a developed country. Should the meaning of "developed country" be re-defined? Remember, nothing seems to get done right in these United States of America these days.

    1. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I many times wonder whether I live in a developed country.

      Speaking as an outsider (I am an Australian) I think the USA does many things very well. But because the US is a very big country, there are always plenty of stories to tell about people being incompetent. You could put any 10 European countries together and get a similar picture.

      One problem, I think, is that homeland security (at least since 2001) is being built from scratch as an organisation. New outfits tend to get "business as usual" infrastructure much as would be used for an accounting firm or some such. If they went to an established agency like the FBI they might get less modern but more secure solutions.

    2. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by tka · · Score: 1

      You could put any 10 European countries together and get a similar picture.

      Or the 25 countries..

    3. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by quarkscat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course this country has slipped backwards from being a "developed country" into merely
      a "developing country". That is a basic tenet of the neocon agenda - globalization of the
      economy. High tech and skilled labor jobs are shifted to the lowest labor cost country --
      whichever can barely "get the job done" and at the lowest price "wins the contract". USA
      employers who cannot shift their labor costs overseas are busy importing cheaper labor
      under increased numbers of L1-A and H1-B visas. That, or busy jumping on the neocon
      bandwagon to legalize the 28 million illegal aliens that are already in this country. Hand-in-
      hand with the influx of illegal alien labor is a massive spike in identity theft and fraudulent
      identity documents. The GWB administration favors hiring fellow neocons, regardless of
      either their real CV or their civil ethics. Helping to forward their neocon agenda by any means
      possible outweighs any concept of good governance, or even of the Constitutional balance
      of power, let alone the Bill of Rights.

      Why, considering the response to 9-11, to the illegal Iraq war, the "Pharmacutical Company
      Welfare Act of 2003", or the Gulf Coast-Katrina disaster, would any sentient being ever be
      surprised by what the GWB administration is incapable of doing right?

      The Department of Homeland Security is a non sequitor at best (oxymoronic?), and little more
      than a tool of the emerging National Corporate Socialist state's grab for absolute executive
      power, at worst.

    4. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I many times wonder whether I live in a developed country.

      Okay, I'll bite.

      You act like Americans (or Republicans) have a corner on the incompetence market. Not hardly. Examine any other country and you will find the same crap, it's just not reported so widely in the news as it is here. Try working in an international nonprofit (as I do) working to improve healthcare delivery systems in other countries, and you will start to be very thankful you're an American. Blessed, or lucky, or fortunate; take your pick.

      If "nothing seems to get done right in these United States of America these days" then maybe you should turn off the news and start trying to get something "done right"... you might find that a lot of good things are being done. Or, if you don't find anything you like (and you're not willing to change things), then move to another country. Canada, France, Germany, England, Japan, Hong Kong... you'd probably even find Italy or Spain better than the U.S.

    5. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nothing seems to get done right in these United States of America these days.

      Fortunately, we have this other thing called the "Private Sector", which is where many things are done right, and organizations that consistently screw up have been known to go out of business...

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Just redefine "developed country" as "the US and its close allies, if we have any left".

      Kinda like how they redefined "torture" and "enemy combatant"...

    7. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That, or busy jumping on the neocon bandwagon to legalize the 28 million illegal aliens that are already in this country.

      Do you even pay attention to your own propaganda? I'm pretty sure Republicans aren't in favor of open borders.

      And what's with the xenophobia? Worried that a foreigner can do your job better than you?

    8. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by dwandy · · Score: 2, Funny
      organizations that consistently screw up have been known to go out of business...
      So, does the Treasury Department file for chapter-11 on behalf of the government? and is there a corporate raider big enough to auction off the remains?
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    9. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by troll+-1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With all the incompetence being displayed in my government's administration .......

      I'm from the UK and having lived in the US for a number of years I think the US can achieve anything it sets its collective mind to. But the electorate has a neat trick of getting what it wants. Goes like this: Congress passes a law to do XYZ. The electorate says great but then refuses to pay taxes to support it. It's not really incompetence.

    10. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Intron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      heh. Bad example. Note the FBI modernization that has been completed: 30,000 new desktop computers for $600M

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    11. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      That's the cost of running an empire. The more that the USA expands and tried to "heal the world, and make it safe for democracy," the more cutbacks are going to be felt back in the "homeland." The USA is borrowing far more money than ever, and it is using that money in foreign lands, not at home. You people are also paying for this. Your money leaves your country as fast as you make it. You live in an empire, but don't worry, it won't be an empire for too much longer. Empires never last.

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    12. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Halo- · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm glad to see we (the US) haven't completely alienated everyone yet. That said, it is worth pointing out that the DHS isn't "being built from the ground up". DHS is basically a conglomeration of a bunch of existing Federal agencies with a bunch of new infrastructure added in.

      Of course, I'd argue that it's easier to build security in from scratch than to merge a bunch of government agencies in a clean and tidy fashion, so I agree that DHS has an especially hard task.

      The real question is how subjective these "grades" are. What does "cybersecurity" really mean? Attack from the outside? Compartementalization? (that has to be spelled wrong) Prevention of abuse from within? All of the above? Some these are easy to fix, and some are very hard. For obvious reasons the public can't be given a report listing what and where the weaknesses are, but an unpatched Windows machine is a lot more serious if it is on the perimeter than if it's behind three layers of well-managed firewalls.

    13. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      But because the US is a very big country, there are always plenty of stories to tell about people being incompetent. You could put any 10 European countries together and get a similar picture.

      Or the 25 countries..

      Hell yeah. Brussels' ineffectiveness at spending money is legendary. The regional development funds are, on the whole, pretty well used to improve infrastructure in poorer countries (for example, the current Irish economic boom has a lot to thank Brussels for), but God help anyone who tries to makes sense of the Common Agricultural Policy. That thing's an incredible black hole for money.

      And that's quite apart from the notorious corruption in Brussels itself. MEPs and Brussels bureaucrats have generous expense accounts and perks, which have been... creatively used from time to time.

      Part of the problem, I think, is that Brussels isn't a real government. It doesn't raise money by taxation, but by contributions from the 25 governments which do; thus it doesn't feel so directly accountable for what it does with the money. And turnouts for elections to the European parliament are generally far lower than those for the national elections, so MEPs get the (correct) impression that their constituents don't really give a damn what they do...

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    14. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by dusik · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's about xenophobia... but, personally, it doesn't help my trust in the govenment knowing that they can't, or don't want to, even keep their borders secure.

      Why make it illegal and then let it happen? If you want it happen, why not legalise it? There's some discrepancy there, and it's unsettling.

    15. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by jcr · · Score: 1

      So, does the Treasury Department file for chapter-11 on behalf of the government?

      Well, when a government goes bankrupt, it doesn't liquidate. Its bonds just become worthless.

      -jcr

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    16. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Pii · · Score: 1
      Wait a minute...

      I've lived in the US my whole life, and I've been paying taxes for the past 20 years!

      I can refuse to pay taxes to support stuff I don't agree with (Without going to jail, or having my assets seized...)!? Tell me more!

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    17. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The 'Republicans', as in, the voters, aren't. Neither are the neocons. Neither are the theocons.

      However, the 'pro-business' Republicans are, and it is, indeed, for cheaper labor.

      And it's not worry that any specific person can do the job any better. People coming to this country for work are often taken advantage of, being paid less that min wage, or, for visas, trapped in contracts they cannot get out of without being expelled. And there's the fact they often support families in cheaper countries, whereas Americans tend to support families in America.

      For Americans to compete they have to accept similiar paychecks. Which they can't live on, and certainly can't support a family on.

      And, more to the point, there's not any evidence we have enough low-level jobs to go around. Ergo, everyone who comes to this country to take a job is, indeed, taking away it away from an American. If there was truly some sort of labor shortage, it would be one thing, but there's not, all we've done is introduced more people to compete with us.

      Of course, we can solve this problem in a better way than shooting at honest, hardworking people leaping the border and making a run for more money. We could, instead, come down hard on business that hire people undocumented, and even let everyone enter documented...and raise the minimum wage to the point that Americans can live on it.

      And as for the work visas, we should just ditch them.

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    18. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Heckuva post, quarkscat I'm stunned that after all the screwups they've had, nobody has thrown these bums out.

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    19. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      And it's not worry that any specific person can do the job any better. People coming to this country for work are often taken advantage of, being paid less that min wage, or, for visas, trapped in contracts they cannot get out of without being expelled.

      Legalization would nuke that argument.

      And, more to the point, there's not any evidence we have enough low-level jobs to go around. Ergo, everyone who comes to this country to take a job is, indeed, taking away it away from an American.

      Completely untrue, adn this is well documented. First, Americans won't take those low level jobs. See, we've gotten our economy to the point where we generate more work than there are people to do it. We take the good jobs, but somebody has to do the crap we don't want to do. Same thing with Germany in the 80's - they didn't have anyone to do the menial labor, so they let in a ton of Turks (Gastarbeiter). And again, if we legalize them, your "trapped" argument falls.

      all we've done is introduced more people to compete with us.

      For what, minimum wage jobs? They can have them.

      and raise the minimum wage to the point that Americans can live on it.

      Dunno if you've noticed, but the de facto minimum wage right now is around $8 an hour. Here in the DC area, fast food restaurants are starting people with no experience near $10. And the minimum wage was never meant to be "lived on," as if you've been working more than a year and you're making minimum...there's something wrong with you. Minimum wage is for high school students working at KMart like I did 10 years ago.

      And don't forget, raising wages through artificial labor restrictions raises costs. Also, if we keep workers out and there aren't enough people to fill the jobs, businesses leave. I'd rather have businesses hiring foreigners here so we can tax them rather than businesses hiring foreigners in foreign countries.

    20. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative
      The first two phases of the "Trilogy" project - deployment of a high-speed, secure FBI computer network and 30,000 new desktop computers - have been completed at a cost of $600 million.
      That $600M doesn't break down into $20k per desktop, a good chunk of that money went into building a highspeed secure network. If it's secure, that means it has to conform to a laundry list of standards.

      Now, if those 30,000 desktops had to be tied into the FBI's secure networks, I can understand exactly how costs can go rediculously high.

      Essentially, everyone from the company you're buying these products from to the people physically moving and installing the hardware have to be cleared to handle the equipment.

      That costs a ton of money right there. Background checks and insurance aren't cheap and that jacks up the prices for everything. They aren't just buying computers, they're paying a contractor to do everything and then to provide support.

      If you don't think through the situation, it can easily seem like they're just wastefully burning up cash. Very few things are as straightforward as they seem at first glance.
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    21. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Completely untrue, adn this is well documented. First, Americans won't take those low level jobs. See, we've gotten our economy to the point where we generate more work than there are people to do it. We take the good jobs, but somebody has to do the crap we don't want to do.

      It's well documented, eh? Where? I think it's rather absurd for me to say 'We have no evidence for X', and you to say 'Nuh-uh!' and not provide it.

      And Americans will take any job if you pay them enough. The question is, would this payment be so large in relation to the current pay that it would mess things up, and would it be permanent, or something that would just cause some market flux and then settle back down?

      Dunno if you've noticed, but the de facto minimum wage right now is around $8 an hour. Here in the DC area, fast food restaurants are starting people with no experience near $10.

      The DC area is not representative of any part of the US. Here, very few businesses pay the $5.15/hr min wage...they instead pay $6.25/hr. However, raising the min pushes the businesses that do pay that up, and that pushes up the ones slightly higher to attract the same people.

      And the minimum wage was never meant to be "lived on," as if you've been working more than a year and you're making minimum...there's something wrong with you.

      That's a bit revisionist, isn't it? The minimum wage was designed as the mimimum amount you could live on. There's not a lot of point of requiring businesses pay a wage people can't live on. The fact it hasn't kept up with the price of living doesn't change the point of it.

      And don't forget, raising wages through artificial labor restrictions raises costs.

      Well, duh. Raising wages raises costs, period.

      Also, if we keep workers out and there aren't enough people to fill the jobs, businesses leave.

      Businesses already are leaving if they can, and they're leaving when the cost of their employees are way above min wage. The only way to fix that is tariffs and taxes on imported goods.

      However, if that's really a major objection, I'm fine with a split minimum wage, one for manufacturing, and a higher one for service/food.

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    22. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      It's well documented, eh? Where? I think it's rather absurd for me to say 'We have no evidence for X', and you to say 'Nuh-uh!' and not provide it.

      I'm at work so I've hardly got time, but it's pretty well known that the unemployment rate by any measure is currently very low. This despite having a ton of foreigners in this country. However you cut it, if we sent them all home, we wouldn't have enough people to do the jobs. At 5% unemployment (a very high estimate), that's about 15 million people out of work. We have many, many more foreigners than that in the country, and they're doing the crappy jobs by far.

      The minimum wage was designed as the mimimum amount you could live on.

      Well, that was 'designed' when there weren't a lot of people in the work force who aren't supporting families. These days, people making minimum wage are either high schoolers or morons who flip jobs every week. I have no pity for these people. I'd rather support a hard-working foreigner than a lazy American.

      Businesses already are leaving if they can, and they're leaving when the cost of their employees are way above min wage. The only way to fix that is tariffs and taxes on imported goods.

      Yay, protectionist economics! Yeah, that always works. I'd suggest an econ course before you regurgitate any more of the economics according to Ludd. If you substitute "Mexicans" for "machines" you're making the same outdated arguments.

    23. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The problem is not that the DHS is being built from scratch. The problem is that the DHS is an effort to combine a number of agencies that may or may not have similar missions, goals, organization methods, etc. Just look at this (partial?) list and tell me what they have in common and why it makes sense to combine all of them:

              * The U.S. Customs Service (Treasury)
              * The Immigration and Naturalization Service (part) (Justice)
              * The Federal Protective Service
              * The Transportation Security Administration (Transportation)
              * Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (Treasury)
              * Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (part)(Agriculture)
              * Office for Domestic Preparedness (Justice)
              * The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
              * Strategic National Stockpile and the National Disaster Medical System (HHS)
              * Nuclear Incident Response Team (Energy)
              * Domestic Emergency Support Teams (Justice)
              * National Domestic Preparedness Office (FBI)
              * CBRN Countermeasures Programs (Energy)
              * Environmental Measurements Laboratory (Energy)
              * National BW Defense Analysis Center (Defense)
              * Plum Island Animal Disease Center (Agriculture)
              * Federal Computer Incident Response Center (GSA)
              * National Communications System (Defense)
              * National Infrastructure Protection Center (FBI)
              * Energy Security and Assurance Program (Energy)
              * United States Secret Service
              * United States Coast Guard

      Now tell me how easy it is to combine all these agency effectively and securely. All these agencies already have information systems and networks that will need to be joined together.

    24. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      Propaganda? Not at all like the pitchforkfulls of BS that this administration has dished out
      the the American people, the UN Security Council, and the rest of the world at large. The
      ONLY Republicans that are NOT in favor of GW Bush's amnesty/legalization of the virtual
      invasion of illegall aliens are the one's who, under pressure from their constituents, have
      split with the official plank of the neocon(artists). Generally, those are the ones whose
      own jobs are at risk in the midterm elections this fall. And I am enough of a cynic to
      believe that as soon as the elections are over (, and they return to Washington,) they will
      moderate their position regarding illegal immigration and fall in line with the Bush regime.

      Xenophobia? Typical neocon(artist) defend-by-personal-attack (Swift Boat- type) response.
      That, or else an equally totally inaccurate attack of being either (1) a bigot, (2) a racist, or
      (3) a vigilante. The truth is that the New World Order/neocon(artists)/globalists' true agenda
      is this nation's relinquishing national soverienty (including our borders and seaports) to the
      will of the multinational corporations and their international banking masters. Illegal aliens
      provide a cheap source of labor to force American wages into a downward spiral. But the
      illegals, and the employers that hire them, and the nonprofit organizations that assist them
      are all, by definition, already breaking the law.

      Of course, the regime currently in power has no respect for the rule of law, US Constitution,
      the Bill of Rights, the balance of power between the three branches of government, or of
      the rights of a free and open press. Except for those laws that forward their agenda.

    25. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GWB is pro-immigration. He has proposed various things such as legalizing all current illegals and similar polciies because he believes (right or wrong) that cheap labor is fundamental to driving the economy. Better border security has been proposed at times and Bush in particular has been opposed to it. President Fox of Mexico is completly unapologetic about illegals and in fact believes that it props the american economy as well - prolly why he and Bush get along so well... as do their respective wives! http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/03/14/us.womanpre sident.ap/

    26. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      The official Federal minimum wage is $5.15/hour, and has not be changed in nearly 10
      years. Many employers would like nothing better that to pay only the minimum wage,
      if they could only get away with it. In the mean time (in case you haven't been paying
      attention), the ACTUAL cost of living has far exceeded what the Federal government
      statisticians have "cooked-the-books" OFFICIAL cost-of-living numbers are -- it drives
      Federal, State, and Local government pay raises, as well as Social Security, Medicare, and
      Medicaid benefits adjustments.

      And the Metropolitan DC area is in no way representative of what the real starting pay
      level is, above the official minimum wage, across the rest of the country. Washington DC
      raised their minimum wage, in opposition to their Congressional overseers, to $10/hour
      only because it costs so much to live there. Baltimore area McDonald's restaurants tried
      outsourcing their drive-through service order-takers to a call center in Wisconsin this last
      summer -- because they could not get enough part-time employees to work there for what
      they were willing to pay (plus no benefits). Maryland just passed a law that penalizes their
      single largest employer, Wal-Mart, in order to force them to provide access to some form of
      affordable healthcare coverage. In response, Wal-Mart has threated to lay off many of their
      full-time employees in favor of part-time workers who would not be eligible for coverage.

      The neocon(artist) myth that raising minimum wages drives businesses out of business
      was proved wrong the last time it was done -- the raises "lifted the boats" of all employees,
      and improved the economy overall. The typical neocon(artist) response would be to lobby
      their Congress-critters to expand the visa program (for skilled high tech labor) or else the
      GW Bush agenda of amnesty for all the illegal aliens already here.

      This country needs to seal it's borders and tighten seaport and air cargo inspections to 100%.
      That is a matter of preserving national soverienty, and aiding national security. The Feds
      also need to crack down - hard - on employers that continue to hire illegal aliens. $10k per
      employee per month fines, and then prison time for repeat offenders. Non-profits that aid
      and abet illegal immigration should be stripped of their tax-exempt status (including
      religious organizations), and their leaders charged under RICO statutes. The illegal aliens
      need to be rounded up (no more catch and release policy) when they are discovered, put
      into detention camps until their identities have been ascertained, and then either deported
      or shipped off to prison, dependent upon criminal history and/or illegal immigration
      recividism. OTOH, persons wanting to immigrate the the USA through LEGAL MEANS should
      not have to wait for years and years in order to be processed.

    27. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 1

      There's also a cost associated with deciding on contractors and vendors in the first place; then on hammering out the details of the deal(s) with those companies. I wouldn't be surprised if a large portion of that quoted cost was paying the salaries of the people who are decision makers and negotiators.

      --Ender

      --
      Loose things are easy to lose. You're getting your hair cut. They're going there to see their aunt.
    28. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The GB Bush regime was swept into power in 2000 illegally -- first disenfranchizing
      thousands of Florida voters accused of being ineligible to vote, then failing to recount
      ALL Florida votes in a timely fashion, and then relying upon the SCOTUS (filled with
      Reaganite nominees) to determine the Presidency.

      After the illegal DeLay gerrimandering of Texas, the GOP made gains in the HR. Combined
      with the no-paper-trail-audit electronic voting machine debacle of 2004, in which vote
      tallies were wildly different from exit poll data, the GOP stole the 2004 election. (I think
      that 24 states have now reverted to recount-enabled paper ballots for the mid-term
      elections this fall. That, however, does not adequately counter the continued use of the
      fraud-enabled electronic voting machines still in use - funded in 2002 to the tune of $6
        Billion USD by the appropriately misnamed "Help America Vote (Our Way)" legislation.

      Between the full-court propaganda press by the GW Bush regime, partially funded by our
      tax dollars, and the nearly total shutdown of information not following the official "party
      line" from the Executive branch to either Congress or the Press, I hold out little hope for
      this country to throw off the yoke of an increasingly totalitarian government in 2006,
      or even in 2008. The opposition party doesn't have either a unified message nor a viable
      party platform, AFAIK. Between the anthrax letters of October 2001 and the illegal domestic
      spying that has continued against all political opposition, they are (apparently) scared shitless.

    29. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Maggott · · Score: 1

      No way, man. The Kaiser is behind it. His vampire cronies are manipulating the economy using the liberal-controlled media.

      You want to talk about oxymorons? How about your use of the word neocon and the actions you attribute to them? Vague as Neocon is, you realize that a "Nationalist State" is incompatible with "Globalizing," even if you're talking about "Neocons," and that socialism is incompatible with corporatism?

      Socialism is not fascism is not corporate abuse is not globalization is not abuse of government power. The fact that you can draw a relationship or a few specific similarities between them doesn't make them equivalent, even if you dislike all of them equally. And you sure as fblck aren't going to find a "neocon" who stands for all of them at once. In fact, just stop using the word neocon. You're using it as an epithet to refer to anyone you disagree with. Yes, some of the real neocons love to bandy about the word "Liberal" in the exact same way, but that just means they are retarded too.

      Yes, GWB is foolish, reckless and potentially dangerous to America's freedoms. That doesn't mean everything he does is wrong. The fact that, for example, the Patriot Act is an odious piece of McCarthy-era garbage does not automatically prove that his health care policies are the same way. I seriously doubt he even wrote them. He probably supports any given bill mainly because it was put up by the Republican party. That's a serious problem, but it's the kind of problem you're promoting by thinking in terms of labels such as "the neocons."

      Lastly, the Iraq war was perfectly legal. It may or may not have been moral, but it was legal. GW got official permission from Congress, which is technically all he needed. The problem is that he lied and distorted the facts to get that permission. But that fact doesn't retroactively delete Congress' vote on the matter.

      This "Us vs. Them" mentality is exactly what makes George W. an idiot. To him, there's only three kinds of people--Patriotic Americans, Liberals, and Terrorists. Thus, every bad thing in the world is the fault of either Liberals or Terrorists. That's why he's an idiot. If you blame everything on the "Neocons," you're being just as big of an idiot.

    30. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Republicans aren't in favor of open borders.

      Sure they are - somebody's got to mow their lawns.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    31. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by belmolis · · Score: 1

      It's not like the US is the only country in which one observes incompetance and inefficiency. I think the point is that there is good reason to think that the US government is a lot more incompetant and inefficient than it was say ten years ago. The secondary point is that this fits the Bush agenda in several ways. One is that, if you're a hard-core advocate of privatization and corporate welfare, it makes sense to run down government services so as to load the dice in favor of the view that private enterprise will do better. Another is that there is a bias to towards throwing a lot of money at the big corporations. A third is that incompetance and inefficiency are expected results when cronyism and ideological ties override merit. A fourth is that when decisions are made the grounds of ideology, whether religious or political, programs are likely to be ineffective (examples being the administration's insistence that teen sex education focus on abstinence rather than contraception and safe sex and the ridiculous assumptions it made about how Iraqis would greet the US with open arms and readily establish a liberal democracy).

    32. Re:Do we live in a developed country? by ssimontis · · Score: 1

      And this is insightful? Jobs go to the place where they are performed cheapest. This is called a free-market economy. Want to know what happens when the government forces companies to help other companies out? Read Atlas Shrugged. Secondly, the war in Iraq is not illegal. Saddam did posses nuclear weapons. New evidence suggests that WMDs were shipped to Syria before the war. New documents tie Al-Qaeda to Iraq and Afghanistan. Saddam sponsored several terrorist training camps, including Salman Pak, where a jetliner was found used to train terrorists for hijackings. Just because the UN says it isn't a just war doesn't mean they are right. The UN has more dictatorships than democracies as members. Saddam had broken UN resolutions, and the United States finally stood up to enforce them. Sure, the Katrina relief effort got bungled. But keep in mind, the state government was reluctant to declare a state of emergency, and the federal government cannot help until a state of emergency is declared according to my understand, although I may be wrong. I am up for intelligent debate. If you wish to say Bush is bad, please state some facts. And please stop throwing the word neocon around like it is supposed to have the connotation of a Nazi.

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      Scott Simontis
  6. Muhammed drawings by mixenmaxen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well then, time to deface some .gov websites with drawings of the prophet Muhammed...

    1. Re:Muhammed drawings by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that Islam bans any depiction of the prophet. Doing so not only land you in the hot seat with the government, but also with the Muslims. On the run from the government and islamic extrimists probably won't be as funny as you initially thought.

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    2. Re:Muhammed drawings by mixenmaxen · · Score: 1

      I'm Danish, I can take it....

    3. Re:Muhammed drawings by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right.

      Funny, though, that the most offensive of those cartoons are now believed to have originated from Muslims and blamed on those "Infidel Zionists".

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  7. Ofcourse by poeidon1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cracking child porno is much more important than these trivial issues. Why care when everything is available at/from google.

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  8. Funding by Detritus · · Score: 5, Informative
    Many departments are run on a shoe-string basis. While the agency, as a whole, may have received a budget increase. That may mean that 20% of the agency saw a major increase in funding, 40% saw their funding stay the same, and 40% saw a 10% cut in their budget, again. Year after year of budget cuts can be very corrosive. You lose all of your support people and the survivors get new tasks that they may not have the time or skills to do properly. The infrastructure becomes a collection of obsolete equipment held together with bubble gum and bailing wire.

    At one office that I worked in, we made regular trips to the agency's excess equipment warehouse to scrounge for parts that we used to build "new" (newer) computers. That was the only way that we could obtain computing hardware. There was no money in the budget for PCs, even though we were a software development group. We provided our own hardware and software support, by necessity.

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    1. Re:Funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn those shoe-string budgets and their frugal $1,000 roilet seats!

  9. resembles department culture as a whole? by pimpimpim · · Score: 5, Interesting
    FTA: Most [agencies] are spending so much on the paperwork exercises that they don't have a lot of money left over to fix the problems they've identified.

    It figures. Institutions like the DHS are completely focused on administrative, paper-tiger, security. Which in the end doesn't end up in a real security for anyone, but instead a freedom-diminishing administrative load on everyone.

    The National Science Foundation and the General Services Administration each saw their scores rise from a C-plus in 2004 to an A last year. The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Labor earned A-plus grades in 2005, up from B and B-minus respectively.

    Good to see there are competent people out there, it should not be impossible. It's just sad that the more 'safety-critical' the organization is, the more sloppy they get on critical points in their organization.

    --
    molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
    1. Re:resembles department culture as a whole? by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Anyway, if their website get cracked. That makes their point, no ?

      "The world is dangerous and packed with terrorists - Look they just broke into our servers, the very heart of our security !! Please allow us some more budget ..."

    2. Re:resembles department culture as a whole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he National Science Foundation and the General Services Administration each saw their scores rise from a C-plus in 2004 to an A last year. The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Labor earned A-plus grades in 2005, up from B and B-minus respectively.

      Good to see there are competent people out there, it should not be impossible. It's just sad that the more 'safety-critical' the organization is, the more sloppy they get on critical points in their organization.


      Another way to look at it is to notice that departments concerned with "soft", "Democrat" or "liberal" issues seem to be staffed with compentent people, while those dealing with issues close to the heart of flagwaving fundies are staffed by dunderheads....

      Yeah, I deserve a troll mod for this. Still, it felt good to blow off some steam.

    3. Re:resembles department culture as a whole? by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say it has everything to do with the general age of the individuals running the depts, or if they have a particular 'understanding' of the internet beyond that of their peers.

      Look at businesses in the late 90s: you had young tyros running companies that understood both the opportunities and (more significantly in this context) the risks of the internet. They flourished. Then you had the bricks and mortaor companies that took FOREVER to get off the ground, with their hidebound executive and department managers who were all of a generation for whome VCRs were 'new' and the internet something between cable tv and the telephone but not really understood. There were some foresightful managers who 'got it' but most of their peers didn't

      I'm guessing, given the generally behind-the-curve nature of non-defense government agencies, that they are still just evolving out of this mindset. The departments with the occasional leader who 'gets it' are very clear on their understanding of what they need to do. The others? Well, until there's an administrative change, they're going to limp along, connecting to the web as ordered but not really understanding why they're doing it.

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      -Styopa
    4. Re:resembles department culture as a whole? by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Hmm, how would you explain Ministry of Defense being one of the low scorers then? You'd think they would be pretty tech-minded.

      Other agencies whose failing marks went unchanged from 2004 include the departments of Agriculture, Defense, Energy, State, Health and Human Services, Transportation, and Veterans Affairs.

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      molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
    5. Re:resembles department culture as a whole? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how would you explain Ministry of Defense being one of the low scorers then? You'd think they would be pretty tech-minded.

      How do you get that? They make something state of the art, like an airplane. Then they use it for years. There are 40 year old U-2s still in service. They do believe in high-tech, but they believe in slow processes and tradition even more. An organization so based in tradition (necessary to convince people to kill and die without thinking about it until shipped back home - or never if dead) is not flexible enough to have some outsider walk in and say "you have to change how you do all these things," and give them orders for change. Sure, they like gadgets (as long as they are proven to be effective and work in battle conditions), but that doesn't mean that they have the flexibility to be up on quickly changing matters.

      This is in no way bashing or excusing them. It is just a explanation of why they would be a low scorer. They see most everything as critical, from weapons to paperwork. They can't just install patches and hope they work right. They may find that an XP service pack causes something not to run, or a virus update deletes files. They have to test things for a long time to be sure, and that means that they would be vulnerable for that period. They are damned if they do and damned if they don't, so they take the slow and careful way, which would leave systems unpatched long after exploits are available.

  10. oh look! by lkcl · · Score: 4, Informative

    the "environmental protection agency", which uses linux, got a "grade A"!

    1. Re:oh look! by Private+Taco · · Score: 1

      Just because they got an A in computer security, doesn't mean the agency isn't a total failure in its actual mission.

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      If I could, I'd destroy you all.
    2. Re:oh look! by lkcl · · Score: 0, Troll

      he he - like kids at school, passing exams doesn't make you ready for life :)

    3. Re:oh look! by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

      Security is a process, not a product.

    4. Re:oh look! by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      >>Just because they got an A in computer security, doesn't mean the agency isn't a total failure in its actual mission.

      I think grandparent post was just saying "Yay Linux!", not "Yay evironmentalism!".

      --
      "What is Internet Explorer 7? Are you saying we can't access the normal internet?" - I love tech support. Really.
    5. Re:oh look! by dusik · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't understand marketing. ;-)

  11. They want to be attacked by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The departments are just waiting to be comprehensively attacked by some knuckleheads, so that their military industry sponsors can make money on further upgrading the war machine.

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    Stop the brainwash

    1. Re:They want to be attacked by brufleth · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points because you have nicely summed up the reality of the situation.

      Why make a system that works when a broken system makes those in power wealthier?

  12. Perhaps they are by metricmusic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps they are purposely performing badly so they can get more funding?

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  13. Childish nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect these people are accountable to nobody, least of all the people. So what's with the infantile school grading?
    B minus? D minus? Who cares. It's not like these institutions are going to go home and blub because they got bad school grades. Another propaganda stunt to make you believe your incompetent and unaccountable institutions are actually answerable to anybody imho.

    1. Re:Childish nonsense by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      How else would you suggest the relative success or failure of each department be described?

      Colors?

      Some arbitrary scale?

      At least "grades" are almost universally understood in the US. A department which received an "F" is obviously not a success story when it comes to computer security...

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      Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
      The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
    2. Re:Childish nonsense by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Its definately for PR. But its meant to be something most people have dealt with. Just about every American can relate "A" with doing a good job, "C" with barely passying, and "F" with, "what the hell is wrong with you?"

      And besides, the government *is* accountable to someone: its citizens, and we need to be reminded of that as of late.

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      I don't get it.
  14. Perhaps they are using by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Funny
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    Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    1. Re:Perhaps they are using by bhima · · Score: 1

      Oi! That's "Faith Based" Security!

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  15. and the root Password is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    JOSHUA

  16. maybe this is good by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

    If you believe in the principle that government should have more to fear from the people than the people have to fear from government then this is probably good news as it's difficult to fear incompetence.

    1. Re:maybe this is good by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      If I must have government snipers on my hilltops I prefer they be competent. At least until I'm ready to dispose of them (snipers & govt together).

      (I started that sentence as a hypothetical (woulds and weres) but felt it deserved to be present simple.)

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      kartune85 : Incapable of reason, observation or learning. A kind of dim, drab, flightless parrot.
  17. ...this is because there is NO threat. by pixelone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..other than the consequences of Bush's actions in the mid east. If the country was under a legitimate threat, then a lot of funding would go into many processes.. Bush is simply artificially exacerbating the threat by stepping on an ant's nest. Why ? they are far from stupid. This keeps them in power, and to the masses justifies their actions. Iraq was terrorist free, now it is creating 100s every day. It is this artificially created threat that is BUSH's masterplan,

    1. Re:...this is because there is NO threat. by tddoog · · Score: 1
      First - This article is about cyber security. There are plenty of threats. Maybe not much from terrorist organizations, but from others http://www.totse.com/en/hack/understanding_the_int ernet/163724.html.

      Second - Cyber security is about securing information, which the department of homeland security has a lot of and are doing a poor job protecting it.

      Third - Iraq was not terrorist free. http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/20124. pdf

    2. Re:...this is because there is NO threat. by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      Okay, your logic is so flawed it isn't funny.
      The entire point of the department of homeland security is to.. well.. be secure.
      The time to create a security system is when there is no threat, because that gives you time to test it and make sure it works.
      It does no good to beef up security after the terrorists have already hacked your computers, does it?

    3. Re:...this is because there is NO threat. by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      It is this artificially created threat that is BUSH's masterplan

      Sorry to disappoint you, but it is Osama's masterplan. His organization wasn't as attractive anymore to youngsters as it was when then were fighting the Russians in Afghanistan. He needed some western armies around, to have an enemy to fight, to attract new blood.

      So, one of his goals with the planes flying into these buildings, was to engage the west in a war in Afghanistan (which they did, and a lot more successfull then Osama would have guessed - that must have given him a couple of bad nights sleep). He must have fallen of his chair when the US also invaded Irak - better than his wildest dreams. Instant muslim freedom fighter/terrorist incubator.

  18. ya ! by jesusfingchrist · · Score: 1

    money well spent ! go america !

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  19. Exams by lkcl · · Score: 0, Troll

    tsk tsk, mr DHS examiner.
    don't you know that giving out grades to kids doesn't make
    them ready for the reeealll world....

  20. lawnmower racing by ActionAL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    DHS got in trouble for using taxpayer money to buy lawnmowers and having lawnmower races. What a waste of our tax money. They're probably slack on fixing their computer security so that they can ask the president for more tax payer money and he'll probably say yes, and then they'll go spend some more money buying more lawnmowers for more lawnmower races. What kinda homeland security is this?

    1. Re:lawnmower racing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs computer security anyway? Lawnmower races are much more fun! http://www.ribix.com/(sent from www.ribix.com)

    2. Re:lawnmower racing by splutty · · Score: 1
      buying more lawnmowers for more lawnmower races. What kinda homeland security is this?


      One with an impeccably cropped lawn. Appearances are everything!

      Splut.
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    3. Re:lawnmower racing by woolio · · Score: 1

      Your post causes me to imagine a scene of 100 people wearing black suits, racing lawn mowers across the white house lawn...

      On the other hand, do these races allow the public to enjoy their freedoms?

  21. Be careful what you say. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Criticizing DHS can be seen as being unpatriotic.

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    1. Re:Be careful what you say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if you are from the US. DHS sucks - hows that?

    2. Re:Be careful what you say. by dusik · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's still unamerican, so there! ;-)

    3. Re:Be careful what you say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're a terrorist.

    4. Re:Be careful what you say. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You're looking to get shot in the face by our VP, buddy.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  22. Hmmm... A possible reason! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Maybe they outsourced their IT-department to India?

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    1. Re:Hmmm... A possible reason! by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Nope, the contractor from Iran was cheaper.

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  23. Get some facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, DHS has many sub-organizations within it. There are different groups responsible for IT Security within the different organizations and there is nothing that says "You will do this..." because there are different requirements for each location. When you say that there is no security, are you talking about a network that is intentionally exposed to facilite ease of use for particular tasks or one that is harboring vital information? Are you knocking the techs for the network being vunerable or the users for writing down passwords on post-it notes? A Congressional Oversight committe says that security is lacking? Half of them don't even know how to get into their own calendars, and get up at arms if they can't get to thier AOL e-mail from the office. They have no idea what it takes to give them what they demand, all they care about is papers that say that it has to be locked down. How many of you techs work in an enviornment where you can't download drivers from an FTP site without approval and access to a specific machine that is locked down? A 2 min download takes a day to get signed off on. It may not be like this in all of DHS, but, I can tell you that there are locations where someone needs to do a review to relax the existing level of security to allow people to do some work. This whole issue is B.S. in my eyes. The only way to make a passing grade based on government standards is to kick out all of the users and build a token-ring that's not connected to the outside world.

    1. Re:Get some facts by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, DHS has many sub-organizations within it. There are different groups responsible for IT Security within the different organizations and there is nothing that says "You will do this..." because there are different requirements for each location.

      Well, that is part of the problem isn't it. DHS has now had a couple of years to come up with a coherent security plan. While I could understand if they were having problem implementing it over all the different sub-organizations, I think they most certainly should have some "you will do this" documents prepared by this point.

      How many of you techs work in an enviornment where you can't download drivers from an FTP site without approval and access to a specific machine that is locked down? A 2 min download takes a day to get signed off on.

      Probably more than you think. I don't think I've ever worked somewhere where things like driver upgrades to "locked down" production systems did not require somebody to signoff on it. Generally it required things like a deployment plan, some sort of certification of code on a test system, and a roll-back plan should things not go as planned. If you are interested in security, allowing folks to download drivers from the Internet on their own is not a good idea. Most software should be coming from some central organization which manages a secure software repository. While I understand your frustration, your attitude is part of the problem.

      It may not be like this in all of DHS, but, I can tell you that there are locations where someone needs to do a review to relax the existing level of security to allow people to do some work. This whole issue is B.S. in my eyes. The only way to make a passing grade based on government standards is to kick out all of the users and build a token-ring that's not connected to the outside world.

      Perhaps you should view keeping data secure as part of getting some work done. And if you are fail to do so, your work is a failure. View security as a requirement rather than an problem. Some agencies seem to be able to manage secure thanselves without cutting themselves of from the world. From TFA, "The National Science Foundation and the General Services Administration each saw their scores rise from a C-plus in 2004 to an A last year. The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Labor earned A-plus grades in 2005, up from B and B-minus respectively."

    2. Re:Get some facts by Pii · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Some agencies seem to be able to manage secure thanselves without cutting themselves of from the world. From TFA, "The National Science Foundation and the General Services Administration each saw their scores rise from a C-plus in 2004 to an A last year. The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Labor earned A-plus grades in 2005, up from B and B-minus respectively."

      You obviously don't understand what this OMB report is all about... It's a report card on FISMA compliance, not on the level of Security inherent to the environment at any of those Agencies.

      This was an auditing exercise... Not a Systems Penetration test.

      The Agencies you cite from the article (NSF, GSA, EPA, and Dept. of Labor) have only demonstrated their ability to contend with the paper tiger of FISMA compliance, which is, frankly, what I'd expect from a bunch of pencil pushers and petty buearocrats of the type you'd find at any of those agencies.

      I'm not defending DHS. They should be doing a better job, but as a previous poster accurately pointed out, this is not a 3-year old Department built from scratch. This is a conglomeration of 22 federal agencies that each had historical ties to other Departments until 3 years ago, and they are now in the midst of the largest "Corporate Merger" in history. If you don't think it takes some time to get your arms around something like that, I'd like to see you give it a try.

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      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
    3. Re:Get some facts by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Trust me, most systems in DHS are not as locked down as you specify -- I've visited too many to recall as part of my job with the Inspector General. And in the event we find something that is locked down one way, they screw it up in too many other ways to count. This shit ain't hard, people.

      And token-ring? Ugh. You ever been on a large token-ring network? I get your point, but I hope you mean a nice star-based closed-LAN environment.

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    4. Re:Get some facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that is part of the problem isn't it. DHS has now had a couple of years to come up with a coherent security plan. While I could understand if they were having problem implementing it over all the different sub-organizations, I think they most certainly should have some "you will do this" documents prepared by this point.

      In all honesty, there are many things that should have happend over the past 3 years that haven't. There is a very large supply of red tape liberally applied to the networks. I'm not defending this by any means, I'm just saying how it is. There is a lot of stuff going on that has to deal with people not playing well together.

      Probably more than you think. I don't think I've ever worked somewhere where things like driver upgrades to "locked down" production systems did not require somebody to signoff on it. Generally it required things like a deployment plan, some sort of certification of code on a test system, and a roll-back plan should things not go as planned. If you are interested in security, allowing folks to download drivers from the Internet on their own is not a good idea. Most software should be coming from some central organization which manages a secure software repository. While I understand your frustration, your attitude is part of the problem.

      I understand reason that you don't want this to happen in a production enviornment, but, when you don't give the techs the tools and a little bit of decision making power, you hinder productivity. There is no way in the world that I would allow an end-user rights to do this, but, it I have to get to HP for print drivers, there is no need for further approval. Most organizations have an "Approved Software List" that you can reference because who wants to have to approve installation of Acrobat Reader 22,000 times? I'm not sure where you think that I have an attitude issue with this procedure, my issue is with those who consitently blast off saying that nothing is secure and I'm faced with procedures that make it hard to get to the basic tools that I need to do my job in a timely manner.

      Perhaps you should view keeping data secure as part of getting some work done. And if you are fail to do so, your work is a failure. View security as a requirement rather than an problem. Some agencies seem to be able to manage secure thanselves without cutting themselves of from the world. From TFA, "The National Science Foundation and the General Services Administration each saw their scores rise from a C-plus in 2004 to an A last year. The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Labor earned A-plus grades in 2005, up from B and B-minus respectively."

      Keeping data secure is a very important job, that's a given. That's why I say that we need more facts. There are networks set up for the express purpose of being able to access the web as any home computer would. There are people who have to have this type of set-up to work. If the committee sees this, it's a risk, but, how else should they go about doing what they have to do? They didn't identify what aspect of the network, or even which network was the one that was found to be "failing". The segment that I work with was recently assessed and the only issue that I had was an easy fix, minor oversight that in no way comprimised any data....that's not in the news.

    5. Re:Get some facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, most systems in DHS are not as locked down as you specify -- I've visited too many to recall as part of my job with the Inspector General. And in the event we find something that is locked down one way, they screw it up in too many other ways to count.

      Where did you go? FEMA? TSA? HQ? The point that I'm making is that there are 22 HQ locations and 100's of offsites. The IG that was at the location that support was "impressed". No doubt there are a lot of holes. I've been to a location that bought USB drives for the users.... not a good idea.

      And token-ring? Ugh. You ever been on a large token-ring network? I get your point, but I hope you mean a nice star-based closed-LAN environment.

      The point of that statement is that nothing is secure in a real world environment. The hardest part of keeping a network secure is keeping the users in check. BTW- I refuse to get on a small token-ring, much less a large one.

    6. Re:Get some facts by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      I've gone to dozens of sites. EP&R (FEMA), Coast Guard, Secret Service, etc. I've haven't been impressed by anything that I've seen. Sadly, the best systems I've seen at DHS are legacy and managed by DoJ (FBI). Generally, the systems themselves are screwed up. On the off-chance that the systems appear to be spotless, technically, the personnel controls and associated paper processes (e.g. the paper/email process of system access requests -- adding users) are screwed up and are highly susceptible to insider attack. Systems like that can still boost the rating because they don't necessarily straight out fail...

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    7. Re:Get some facts by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't understand what this OMB report is all about... It's a report card on FISMA compliance, not on the level of Security inherent to the environment at any of those Agencies. This was an auditing exercise... Not a Systems Penetration test.

      Oh, I understand. I think my 10+ years in Internet/network security has just given me a different perspective with respect to the role of auditing and security procedure compliance and how they relate to the "level of security inherent to the environment." There is a lot more to security than penetration testing.

      The Agencies you cite from the article (NSF, GSA, EPA, and Dept. of Labor) have only demonstrated their ability to contend with the paper tiger of FISMA compliance, which is, frankly, what I'd expect from a bunch of pencil pushers and petty buearocrats of the type you'd find at any of those agencies.

      That's funny. . . The main point there was to illustrate that FISMA compliance is possible without disconnecting from the rest of the world. Calling them names really doesn't change that. I suggest that they have been more successful because they are smaller. And perhaps because their intended missions are not really in line with the current administration; therefore, they have plenty of time to work on FISMA compliance. In any case, perhaps the pencil pushers and petty bureaucrats at Agriculture, Defense, Energy, State, Health and Human Services, Transportation, and Veterans Affairs could see if they could learn something from "those" agencies which did manage to improve their level of FISMA compliance.

      I'm not defending DHS. They should be doing a better job, but as a previous poster accurately pointed out, this is not a 3-year old Department built from scratch. This is a conglomeration of 22 federal agencies that each had historical ties to other Departments until 3 years ago, and they are now in the midst of the largest "Corporate Merger" in history. If you don't think it takes some time to get your arms around something like that, I'd like to see you give it a try.

      Luckily I happen to work for an organization which is larger than DHS in both budget and manpower. In the last 10 years we have been through more mergers and reorganizations than I care to remember. So, not only have I tried it, I've been through it several times at this point. I've seen mergers which were organized well, and I have seen ones which were not organized well. Perhaps I am not making a big enough allowance for the intractability of government vs. corporate bureaucracy, but in my experience if you do not have at least some sort of statement as to "we will do this" after three years, there are serious problems with upper management. In my personal experiences, this was because upper management was focused on enriching themselves while staying out of jail, not building and running an effective organization. I suspect that things at DHS are not that much different.

    8. Re:Get some facts by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      Having worked in an organization of similar size and disarray, I can sympathize with your position. Having spent most of the time on both sides of the computer/network security fence, I have both shared your opinion and had to answer it, often simultaneously.

      There is no way in the world that I would allow an end-user rights to do this, but, it I have to get to HP for print drivers, there is no need for further approval.

      From a network security perspective, you ARE the end-user. I agree that your current procedure sounds stupid, but if I was building a network intended to protect national security information, there is no way I'd let admins download crap off the Internet and install it on the network. I don't care how secure you think your connection with HP is; but that's just me. Your current regulation seems to be more about creating a paper trail than directly improving security, perhaps they are just documenting going around a regulation because the support infrastructure required by the regulation does not exist at this point. An approved list does not really address the threat, unless it is enforced somewhere in the network. But in an organization the size of DHS, someone should be centrally certifying copies of software as common as HP printer drivers.

      I'm not sure where you think that I have an attitude issue with this procedure, my issue is with those who consitently blast off saying that nothing is secure and I'm faced with procedures that make it hard to get to the basic tools that I need to do my job in a timely manner.

      Keeping data secure is a very important job, that's a given.

      Perhaps it is just perspective, but your issue illustrates my point. If security problems do exist, people blasting off about it is good, no matter how annoying. I don't like the sound of my alarm clock, but I'm glad it goes off. Where your perspective comes into play is that you seem to view security and security procedures as separate from your job. I contend that they are not. They may make your job harder or less fun, but they as much "your job" as whatever your real job is.

      That's why I say that we need more facts. There are networks set up for the express purpose of being able to access the web as any home computer would. There are people who have to have this type of set-up to work. If the committee sees this, it's a risk, but, how else should they go about doing what they have to do? They didn't identify what aspect of the network, or even which network was the one that was found to be "failing". The segment that I work with was recently assessed and the only issue that I had was an easy fix, minor oversight that in no way comprimised any data....that's not in the news.

      At least according to TFA, the grades are the result of internal audits. So, I suspect most of "the facts" aren't going to be openly published. Security through obscurity may not be good, but it is better than publishing a detailed list of poor security practices throughout the government. You got the facts you needed from your audit. If other groups did not, then it is a failure of the group doing the auditing. Telling someone that they failed, but not why they failed is hardly helpful.

      If you want to create a network which simulates "any home computer", consumer ISP links are not that expensive. If your job requires one, you should certainly be allowed to have one; but I don't see any good reason why it should be connected to the secure network. There should be procedures governing how you may communicate between the two in a secure manner.

      What bristled me enough to respond initially was the notion that security procedures were too strict and that they were preventing you from doing your job. If you view security procedures as part of your job, rather than opposing your job; I think you are more likely to be secure, and more likely to help the organization be secure. From what you described, it does not sound like the s

  24. Too many IT resources spent wiretapping? by prsce96 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they spent all their IT resources wiretapping US citizens to worry about their own networks.

  25. If only... by datadriven · · Score: 2, Funny

    We had elected Al Gore. I hear he invented the internet. We'd be in much better shape then.

    1. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you don't know know what you're talking about. Way to parrot right wing spin, though. Mad props.

  26. Where's the money? by coffeechica · · Score: 1

    I wish I could say I'm surprised, but, honestly? Not so much. It just fits in with the overall record.

    What I'd really like to know is how much money goes into system security. Most likely an amount that should turn their system into something that puts Fort Knox to shame.

    1. Re:Where's the money? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      You've hit on one of the problems, both in government and the corporate world. What is the mission of the organization? It isn't to run a secure computing and network infrastructure. How do you convince upper-level management that they should allocate funding for security, as opposed to spending that money on something else that has a more obvious relationship to the mission of the organization.

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    2. Re:Where's the money? by coffeechica · · Score: 1

      Not to mention spending that money on something much more flashy and visible. Computer security is boring, after all, and the average citizen won't appreciate the importance of it.
      Upper-level management is supposed to map out strategies and at the same time be able to listen to the middle management where the operational issues are concerned. In an ideal world, that would actually happen. As it is, they lose sight of the small but necessary issues and then wonder why their beautiful plans start to crumble.

  27. Has to be bureacratic incomptence by hey! · · Score: 1

    If it were political incompetence that would put the blame on us.

    In any organization (including a nation), there is a "rule of 2": someone must be twice removed from you to be a good scapegoat. Otherwise you're still associated with whatever the screwup was.

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  28. Cat and Mouse? by martyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What if the government put out a bid for someone to undertake cyber attacks against them as well as provide funding for the repair/protection of these systems?

    Offer, say, $1M to an organization to start cyber attacks on a specified date. These agencies would know full well that such an attack was coming. Do *YOU* want to be the one to try and explain why *YOUR* system was able to be broken into? Just as there was a huge effort to counterract the Y2K "bug", and we survived it relatively unscathed, I'm thinking a scheduled attack would do wonders in getting things secured, ASAP.

    We could have nearly impenetrable systems by year's end.

    1. Re:Cat and Mouse? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      They already did their cyber-security war games & it finished up recently.

      You must have missed the /. article about it.

      Operation 'Cyber Storm' Starts Tomorrow
      http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/05/142 4232

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  29. Wait A Second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who on a Congressional Oversight Committee is qualified to comment on someone else's computer security?

    Seriously, WHO?! I want names and bios/resumes of specific individuals relative to how they're qualified to comment on anything in this area or field.

  30. paperwork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with some of the comments about too much paperwork and too little actual work. Of course, it's Governement Contractors (I B one) that are doing the work -- more paperwork == more money.

  31. yeah. first-hand experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work on some enterprise-level software (complete with login and secure information) for DHS. We had to get security clearance to work with their data. But then they decided that they wanted us to host it. Without SSL/encryption.

  32. Sorry, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that si classified.. ;P

  33. Beware - using Linux can be bad by FORTRANslinger · · Score: 2, Funny

    whilst Linux is undoubtedly good, I used it for my MSCE exams and got a "Grade F". Using Linux is not a guaranteed method of getting an "A".

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    1. Re:Beware - using Linux can be bad by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Funny

      You *can* *fail* a MSCE!?

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  34. dept. by thatshortkid · · Score: 0

    shouldn't that be: from the heckuva-job-team dept. ?

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  35. You win some, you lose some. by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 1

    This is to be expected. After all, when the feds are so busy watching us, how can we expect them to take care of themselves? Same goes for their network security. If they're so goddamn busy cracking into our E-mails and our home and corporate networks, they can't possibly be expected to secure their own, can they?

    All of this, after they discover China's been operating a massive hacking campaign over here in the United States. You have to wonder if they're not just trying to screw up.

  36. Re:yeah. first-hand experience by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    Would you mind telling us the hosting site's name? We'd like to install our password sniffers early. Or should we just monitor the FTP sites instead?

  37. Reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition sketch by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    which is a fairly accurate portrait of organizational incompetence, or would be if the cardinals were a bit more apathetic.

    I think, as a rule, governments can effectively only do one hard thing at a time. By "Hard" I mean something that in a organizational sense is like computational "hardness": you can't really do a perfect job of it, and you can exhaust all your resources trying to. You can walk and chew gum at the same time because both things are routine and use well trained motor programs. But if I gave you a marionnette, you could probably get it to walk or chew gum, but not both at the same time until by practice you managed to combine the two into a single action.

    Governments can run a national park system and regulate food additives at the same time, because these are routine things like walking, well, walking and chewing gum. But organizating DHS at the time we did was, in my opinion, a bit of disasterous overconfidence.

    DHS was established in January 2003, at the same time the administration was planning an invasion of Iraq in March. Homeland security is a "hard" problem. War and nation building -- in fact region building, are also "hard" problems. The only way you can do this is to find some way to combine the two into a single priority. The administration has done this rhetorically -- e.g. the well known "mushroom cloud" threat -- but on a practical day to day basis these efforts are completely separate. DHS so far as I know doesn't have anything to say about is happening in Iraq, and neither does the Iraq effort consider things like infrastructure security. The only point of contact between the two I can see is that they'd both like to have more of the Coast Guard's bandwidth.

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  38. The government needs a data architect agency. by plebeian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know lets name it the Central Intelligence Agency. Wait we already have such an agency. We should disseminate the other operations that the CIA currently manages to appropriate agencies. Foreign clandestine operations go to the state department...etc. Obviously we would have to maintain security standards across agencies. If the CIA has the mandate they can set standards. If we had one agency that mandated data storage, security and dissemination across government branches we may have been able to foil 911 with a simple data mining operation. As someone who supports a local Police Department we would be more than willing to have some of the more difficult technical requirements for data storage mandated.

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    1. Re:The government needs a data architect agency. by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      The privacy advocates would squash that before it gets passed the planning phase...

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    2. Re:The government needs a data architect agency. by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Gee, its not like we dont have something like this already..... May I refer you to NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology) which publishes SP (Special Publications, optional standards on how to perform IT related activity) and also publishes FIPS (Federal Information Protections Standards, mandatory requirements that every agency must follow). And of course our friends up at Ft. Meade (NSA) weigh in every so often to the community.
      And as to intelligence sharing, there is a new IC position, who actually assumed that from the Deputy Chief of Intelligence at the CIA.

  39. My story... by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, a friend who will remain unnamed, and works for an unnamed contractor called me one day a few months ago and asked me to scope out a ( unnamed ) Navy website. He said he saw something suspicious -- looking like a subtle defacement by a 3rd party. So, I went there and took a look and yes, in fact, there was a *tiny* javascript insertion in the page calling a javascript file from some random IP. I tracked it down -- several indirections later -- to a chinese website which was causing the insertion of an active x control. It was all very obfuscated and suspicious.

    So, my friend contacts the webmaster of the navy site and explains what he saw, how it was tracked down ( he left my name out -- thank god -- since my name is very islamic and happens to be shared with an at-large eastern european islamic terrorist. Bad enough that it's a disaster whenever I *try* to fly. Thanks, dad. ) and what did my friend get in return? Thanks? A "We'll look into that, good job, citizen". No, he was accused of hacking the site, and they informed the secret service of him and his "actions".

    Fortunately, the SS ( lol ) realized he'd done the right thing and was innocent.

    But, seriously folks, how fucked up is this?

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    1. Re:My story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical. It wasn't that long ago that I opened up the BLM's main website for editing and added some alternate text to some images.

      No, I am not a uber-1337 cracker. Embarassingly, I am not any kind of cracker at all, they had simply left the damned thing WIDE OPEN. Any idiot with a copy of FrontPage could have done the same thing.

      Predictably, when I (anonymously) informed them that I had added some alternate text to an image on their front page, the response was not "Holy crap, we better fix that hole in our security before some less-nice person exploits it!" It was "OMG, com-symps are hacking our web pages! They must be found and destroyed!" (I'm glad I was foresighted enough not to use my own computer for that. As I said, I am not a cracker.)

      I think this is symptomatic of the psychology of pointy-haired bosses, more than being a gov't thing. It's a psychology of blame rather than responsibility.

    2. Re:My story... by Polarism · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your friend is full of shit. He wouldn't get reported to the Secret Service for reporting a defacement.

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    3. Re:My story... by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

      And yet, he was.

      The SS didn't do anything, they recognized the hysterics of an idiot ( the woman who reported him ) and ignored it. Now, I don't know how it got to *them*, I would have expected a different agency, but what do I know. Shit trickles, both up and down.

      Anyway, believe it or not, I don't care. I've know this guy for > ten years, and he's as stand-up a guy as I've *ever* known. The rare kind of person who you simply can trust, without reservations.

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    4. Re:My story... by Polarism · · Score: 1

      Well I happen to work in that area..

      One reason civlians that report defacements might be told to fuck off is because there's already another entitiy that monitors them. :)

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    5. Re:My story... by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      there's already another entitiy that monitors them. :)

      Civilians or defacements?

    6. Re:My story... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Being an upstanding citizen and reporting errors like this no longer welcome by those in power, apparently. It happens in more than just the governemnt. An example that hit close to home for me was at my own college. The Northeastern News reported a little while ago that the president and vp of the student governemtn (SGA) had reported a leak of information on the computer system regarding student information like grades, social security numbers, and so on. Instead of being thanked for their information, they were accused to taking that information and were charged by the school mediation people, and both lost their elected positions.

      They both learned a sad lesson that day, if you want to stay out of trouble, don't help anybody.

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    7. Re:My story... by Polarism · · Score: 1

      Defacements

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  40. 99 percent of private businesseswould receive a f- by ohwell · · Score: 0

    all of you are talking out of your collective asses the ones that got good grades were the smallest agencies! The tactics used to check security within all of the departments is quite intensive and always from the inside with access to almost anything they want! In larger departments that are spread all over the country its very difficult to get an "A". my .0000000000001 cents worth

  41. The Emperor is stark raving naked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your friend is a stupid fuck.

    Didn't learn at an early age that you don't dare tell the emperor that he's naked or you'll get your head chopped off.

  42. Here's how it works... by Morrigu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The House Government Reform committee does some investigation and gives an agency a poor grade.

    The Secretary for the agency gets grilled by Congress-critters on why their agency is failing, again. The Secretary doesn't really care about IT security, but (s)he does care about not getting grilled by Congress-critters.

    The secretary authorizes some obscene amount of dollars to go towards "improving IT security" and signs off on some plans that purport to do this. Often these are bundled together with initiatives for IT centralization, better management practices, the yearly re-org plan, etc. If you're lucky, some fair portion of the obscene dollar amount actually goes towards something that might really help IT security.

    Various political appointees (Deputy Secretaries, Assistant Deputy Secretaries, Associate Deputy Assistant Secretaries, etc.) get shuffled around in the post-Congressional-snitfit era and engage in vicious political battles that make Imperial ascension politics in the Roman Empire look like a shuffleboard tournament. This of course immensely helps the prospects of improving IT security.

    Meanwhile, various Beltway contractors propose all sorts of interesting things the agency can do with the money. The ones who are already working with the agency make recommendations to steer the dollars towards projects they can successfully bid on and ways they can increase their headcount, and the outsiders try to weasel their way in. Vendors make extravagent promises about their gear and generously distribute dinners, trips, tickets and job offers in desperate attempts to land a multi-million dollar sale.

    Somebody (no one ever admits to this later) actually buys off on some subset of these promises and signs a PO to Make This Happen.

    The money eventually filters down to the GS-15s and 14s (career employees) and contractors who Actually Do Something instead of going to meetings all day and answering email. They often emulate the successful political appointees above them by holding lots of meetings and sending lots of email. However, they get to Actually Do Something as well. Lucky them.

    Some random collection of program managers, unwitting new subcontractor hires, and government support employees are thrown together to Make This Work. If they're lucky, enough of the people on the task have worked together before to know how to navigate through the bureaucratic, corporate and technical obstacles to have something to show for their efforts after 6 months. If not, well, the government paid for Yet Another Jobs Program.

    3 times out of 10, the proposed solution fails so miserably that they can't even convince the other contractors and govvies to put it into production.

    6 times out of 10, it works just well enough to shoehorn the "solution" into production, as long as the duct tape holds and they can hire enough bodies for the Mongolian Horde approach to IT ("quick, get more people for the overnight shift, the ticket count's escalating again!"). But that's okay, 'cause the same contractors and govvies will get to fix it again next year when the problem still isn't solved.

    1 time out of 10, they actually Make It Work. Wow. People stumble around in shock, awe and amazement at what they have created. Users are happy, management is off their backs. But don't worry. Something will change in another 6 months to bring completely new requirements into the picture, and you get to roll the dice again.

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    1. Re:Here's how it works... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      1 time out of 10, they actually Make It Work. Wow. People stumble around in shock, awe and amazement at what they have created. Users are happy, management is off their backs. But don't worry. Something will change in another 6 months to bring completely new requirements into the picture, and you get to roll the dice again.
      Reminds me of one of the /. Quotes that shows up at the bottom of the page
      Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
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  43. Is Bush Working for the Terrorists? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the 9/11/2001 planebombs (including direct hit on the Pentagon) and the ever-increasing terrorism rate since we invaded Iraq aren't enough for Bush to get even a passing grade in Homeland Security, he never will. Even the Katrina flood disaster, in which an entire American city was destroyed while Homeland Security's FEMA agency flailed, wasn't enough to get their asses in gear. Meanwhile, that vast catastophic failure of DHS is used to justify spying on Americans. Including spying on completely peaceful pacifists, just because they peacefully oppose Bush's war policies.

    We have never been weaker or more unsafe. Our union is divided everywhere, persecuted by our government, churning our experienced national security personnel (including our military) into a useless, expensive albatross around our neck. If someone actually attacked us, we'd be worse off than before we got all these "warnings", many of which are already killing thousands of Americans.

    These clowns have got to go.

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    1. Re:Is Bush Working for the Terrorists? by josephtd · · Score: 1

      And what clowns would you replace them with? Or this a typical my polarized status quo party will do better?

    2. Re:Is Bush Working for the Terrorists? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Bush has spent a solid 5 years and hundreds of billions of dollars destroying the infrastructure, "starving the beast" with one hand to "drown in a bathtub" the previous functional government, while feeding the unsustainable beast on which his cronies feast as America often literally drowns. So fixing the problem is a lot harder than seeing and describing it. Not that doing so is easy - most people don't do so, and even simple statements of the obvious problem get arguments like yours, which are not constructive. And typically "ironically" self referential: your complaint is merely the utmost "my polarized status quo party is doing better than yours".

      But since you asked, I'll take a stab. Even though my solution is up against a problem designed for decades by legions of smart, or at least organized, corporate think tanks, followed by over a decade of their Republican Congress and a half decade of an entirely Republican government. And I'm posting a short, off the cuff comment in a Slashdot forum. But here's something:

      Remove the overwhelming redundancy of the FBI, NSA, the CIA, the Department of Defense, and Homeland Security (including all its various police/military/intelligence offices). Especially the National Security Advisor, Director of Central Intelligence, Secretary of Defense, Director of Homeland Security, and whatever they call the "Intelligence Czar" this election cycle. Create the Domestic Police and Foreign Military under Executive Branch control, with House and Senate committees for each service with budget and performance supervision, including all operational rules. Create a single Intelligence Agency with completely separated Foreign and Domestic gathering departments, separate reporting departments for each "client" (Executive, Legislative, Judicial agencies, including the different military/police/policy consumers). The interior of Intelligence includes both groups for synthesizing information as well as enforcing lawful separation to prevent both domestic espionage and covert operations.

      With Secretaries of Military, Intelligence and Police each in the Cabinet. Each of those three secretaries heads their own department, and serves as undersecretary in the others. Congress has supervision committees in each of the House and Senate for each of those three Executive agencies, and the Judicial Branch evaluates evidence submissible to each department/committee's ongoing investigations in overseeing the other.

      Other than those restructures which should have been the plan of the vast undertaking known as "Department of Homeland Security", along with various other restructures like the "Intelligence Czar", all of which have obviously failed, I have my own set of extra patches. The attorney general should be nominated by the president, evaluated by the Justice Department, voted up/down by the House, confirmed or (more often) denied by the Senate. Dismissal/resignation/retirement should be by presidential application to the Justice Department, with "debrief" hearings by the relevant Senate and House supervision committees. No more Nixonian "Saturday Night Massacres". And, as mentioned, ongoing investigations by supervisory departments/committees, as well as a permanent investigation of the Executive staffed by the Judiciary and run by the Congress. Applying the fundamental American justice principle that humans are presumed innocent until proven guilty, while government is presumed guilty until proven innocent. With each balanced branch incented to watching, and catching, the other.

      There's of course lots more to do. The election/finance/compensation/conflict system needs fundamental changes. But you asked about who to replace DHS. I expect the over $1TRILLION annual combined budget would be reduced to somewhere below $500BILLION. Since it would reduce warmongering, maybe below $300BILLION. That would balance the budget, and offer funding for higher-quality bureaucrats and experts. And the redundancy clearing would leave plenty of capable people from w

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    3. Re:Is Bush Working for the Terrorists? by Morrigu · · Score: 1

      Be careful. The last thing anyone needs is a more *effective* government. The power available to a modern state is a dangerous, subtle, almost inherently evil thing, and should under all circumstances be controlled, slowed, diffused and decentralized wherever possible.

      Nazi Germany was effective. Stalin's USSR was effective. So was Mao's PRC.

      Democracies aren't, by nature, terribly effective. That's rather the whole point of them.

      History is filled with terrible examples of citizens clamoring for a "more effective" government and then getting exactly what they asked for, which is hardly ever what they actually wanted.

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    4. Re:Is Bush Working for the Terrorists? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Of course there's a wide spectrum of "effective". Gorbachev's USSR and Hussein's Iraq were ineffective.

      I usually vote for Democrats, though I'm not a member of their party, because they're fairly adequate managers (and sometimes excellent, like Clinton). But not so adequate that they can get the government organized to threaten my freedom. While Republicans are terribly ineffective, except for enriching their corporate cronies at the expense of threatening my freedom. So the choice is clear, if not entirely cheerful.

      I like the American system that pits government against itself, distrusting it and its officers. I'm looking forward to its return.

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  44. Is anyone really surprised by this finding? by QuadZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know, it's so easy (and fun!) to slam the gov't when they mess up. Lately, they seem to be messing up an awful lot (which translates into an awful lot of fun for folks like me!).

    Only a few agencies improved and those agencies aren't even as significantly correlated to security as the likes of DHS, etc.

    It feels a lot like hypocrisy to me, when the gov't continuously appears to be able to fail and get away with it but we normal, everyday citizens cannot "officially" get away with much at all.

    I wish there was some undiscovered land to be found because I feel the spirit of Christopher Columbus wanting to escape all this seemingly irreparable beaurocracy and start anew elsewhere.

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  45. I work for DHS, help grade them, and... by mgoodman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I wanted to reiterate that this is ONLY based on Federal Information Security Management Act (FISMA) reporting. Essentially, FISMA reporting is a basic assessment of system vulnerabilities and policies/procedures. Additionally, reporting is inaccurate, as the system being evaluated must be in the DHS systems inventory -- most systems are not because DHS has a poor inventory. Therefore, most systems are not even evaluated.

    So, if this "report card" were properly reported, more systems would be in the population (and sample, since I feel sample size is too low). And if better, more in-depth security assessments were done, DHS would probably do even worse. I just wanted to give you the warm fuzzies...

    Anyhow, people the under the CISO (Bob West) are working to get a better inventory and to improve FISMA reporting, but the processes are painfully slow due to growing pains, political battles and the typical laziness that consumes government workers.

    We should get some more guys from the casino and porn industries in here to whip system security into shape...seriously...

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  46. I've got a great solution. by fixinah · · Score: 1

    Why dont they just outsource it to another country, perhaps Arab?

  47. amusing thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that DHS lacks security but gathers data....rather convientient for someone who breaks past the flimsy security and than gets the jackpot in US citizen data. Compiling data from previously private and secure places and than storing them in dangerously unprotected data centers is a treasure trove for any decent hacker. IMHO they should not have even begun "securing" America until there network was up to snuff, to do anything else is to undermine the security of your nation intentionally or stupidly, there isn't really much other option there.

    sorry for harsh criticism of your countries security but it sounds like your taking cash out of Fort Knox and than keeping it in a cookie jar in a daycare centre while telling people your securing it further. i truly don't get it. are you trying to open your country for the world?

  48. DHS has exclusive partnership w/ Microsoft for SW, by mclaincausey · · Score: 2, Informative

    according to this story, which is a kind of "Greatest Hits" for DHS that will curl your toes.

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  49. Psha. by mgoodman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know many GS-14's or -15's that actually do anything...and I've met a LOT.

    The government needs to eliminate this bullshit job security and make people work for a living. If people don't work and meet performance standards, they should get fired.

    But no, that's much too logical. Instead, we allow people to put in a good couple years when they're young (and want to work) and then support them through the rest of their life while they slack off and can't be fired. Most people need some sort of fear for their job or they won't work. It's as if every government worker past three years has won the lottery -- at least 50k/year for the rest of their life for doing nothing. Shit, I should stop contracting...

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    1. Re:Psha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to government contractors, who have a great process of:

      -Vastly overcharging the government for it's services
      -Taking the profits from overcharging the government, and using that money to donate to politicians.
      -Get rewarded by those politicians with more contracts
      -Blame inefficency on lazy Federal bureaucrats

    2. Re:Psha. by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Senior curators at the Smithsonian are in the upper GS grades and the ones I know about are outstanding. Of course they're probably not typical of government bureaucrats.

  50. Re: Prayer based security- in related news by LM741N · · Score: 1

    OpenBSD has announced it will sidestep the patent on praying by starting work on its own "OpenPrayer" firewall.

  51. Government incompetent... news at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows that the government's attempts to ensure some sort of national computer security are going to suck. It is almost a forgone conclusion.

    Basicly, everyone knows that government sucks... the only difference is that some people think the government sucking is pretty much inevitable, and want to avoid more government. Where as other people believe that the only reason the government sucks, is because we don't give them enough resources (in the U.S. we give over 50% of GDP to governments, so maybe we need to give the government 75% or 100% of GDP to do a good job).

    1. Re:Government incompetent... news at 11. by robertjw · · Score: 1

      What's really frightinging is that this audit was done by a congressional committee, who, by our post is inherently incompetent. The incompetent oversight committee actually found security holes, how glaring did the incompetence of DHS have to be???

    2. Re:Government incompetent... news at 11. by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      What's really frightinging is that this audit was done by a congressional committee, who, by our post is inherently incompetent. The incompetent oversight committee actually found security holes, how glaring did the incompetence of DHS have to be???

      Actually, the "wasteful" part of government is the executive branch, the ones that "carries out" the laws. The reason? No competition. Congress is also incompetant, but in other ways (i.e. approving an extension of the National Debt to $9 trillion). See, Congress has its best interest in seeing the executive branch mismanage money, because then Senators and Representatives get to tell their constituents, "I asked the tough questions about the use of your tax dollars," whether or not it makes a difference. The whole, "you failed the people!" idea is just a political tool. It's just like the school system: Congresspeople will rant about schools till the cows come home, but they do it to run for reelection. In most cases, the issue is answered, but instead of the original problem just smoldering like it was before, Congress just intensifies the problem into a full-fledged fire (i.e. No Child Left Behind). You see, government can identifying problems and is even worse at solving them. I usually consider ole Ronny Reagan a bit of an imbecile, but he had it right when he said, "The worst words anyone can hear is, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help...'"

  52. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no way of knowing if this is true or not. Even so, if someone does find such a thing, you report everything *ANONYMOUSLY*

    And if they don't take action, you drop it on Bugtraq/send it to the media (again, anonymously--use a remailer if necessary). Even if they're too clueless to fix it, the media attention will get them moving.

    I had entirely too much access to certain files at a state university once. In theory, I could have ended up expelled, etc. for that, which is ridiculous. Instead, I promptly reported the vulnerability I had found, stayed anonymous, and saw that they fixed it. I didn't get in any trouble because I didn't allow for that.

  53. Honeypot? by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    One wonders how they manage to keep failing at this. I mean, it's the DHS. You'd think they'd be on top of this kind of thing.

    Then one wonders, what if they really are? I mean, it's the DHS. A tempting target for any terrorist hackers. What if they're really more secure than they've made themselves out to be? Could it be that the DHS network is just a giant honeypot?

    You have to admit, it would be an interesting idea, and not exactly stupid. But then again, this goverment isn't on the ball as far as "not stupid" is concerned, are they?

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  54. A New Revelation! Spread the Good News! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Netcraft confirms it! BSD has risen from the dead! The Kingdom is at hand! The geeks shall inherit the earth!

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  55. Since when was "D+" a passing grade? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    When I was last in exams, for work not for trivial stuff like degrees, passing grade was C, like it had been all my life. Less than half marks, no pass. KISS.

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  56. Sounds like U.S. Business as usual by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    "It turns out that the vast bulk of the federal information security money is spent on documenting these systems, not on securing or testing them against attacks," Paller said. "Most [agencies] are spending so much on the paperwork exercises that they don't have a lot of money left over to fix the problems they've identified."

    Sounds like the exact same issue large corporations have. They spend so much time documenting processes and engaging procedures around those processes, no one does the actual work. What's worse is the reason they do all this documentation is so that anyone, regardless of skill level, can perform the job. Anyone in IT knows it takes a great deal more than "reading the instructions" to implement almost anything related to a computer.

    I'm definitely not surprised. Our government for years has set a bad example that most U.S. companies gladly emulate: poor practice, no implementation, legal protection, excessive documentation, falsifying accounting, overspending the budget, overpaying the executives, underpaying the workers and getting no real work done.

    Imagine how admired our government would be if they worked like a small business: small group of executive voices say to do it; fairly paid, valued workers do it; it gets done; customers are happy; repeat business ensues.