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Behavioral Interviews for New Hires?

banetbi asks: "I am a PHP developer and FreeBSD administrator, and have been looking for a new job for a couple of months. Finally, I got a call back from a company, but they want me to take an on-line questionnaire before I come in for an interview. After doing some research I found the company that makes the test and checked out their website. It looks like this is some sort of personality test (they call it an artificially intelligent behavioral analysis). What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job? Have any of you had to take a personality test to get a job? Should I do it, or just keep looking?"

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  1. Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful


    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Don't want to be insulting here, but the fact that you even need to ask that question shows that you need work in this area.

    Even if all you do all day is sit at your desk and churn out code, you will have to interact with your other employees and your employer at some point or other. Your personality is a part of you that they will have to deal with, and it's no wonder that your prospective employers would like to know what they're getting. Given the choice between two technically equivalent candidates, if one has a cheerful, helpful personality, while the other has a withdrawn, antisocial one, who do you think they're going to go with?

    Have any of you had to take a personality test to get a job?

    Yes, I've had to take one for every single job I've ever held. They were called interviews .

    While I'm sure you'll be interviewed as well, I think they're just trying to cull out some of the undesirable personality types in advance via this test, just as they cull out the unfit applicants in advance by examining resumes and applications.

    Should I do it, or just keep looking?

    As I said above, your personality will be tested sooner or later...if not by an actual test, then by the interviewer during the interview.

    Personally, I'd much rather take the test...it's probably far easier than answering that damned question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?' during the interview...

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    1. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Sad+Loser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Behavioural interviewing is a very dodgy 'science'. It is based on the premise that if you ask someone what they would do in a certain situation, then assess their reply. Obviously there may well be a difference between what they say they would do, and what they would do.

      Behavioural interviewing has been seized on by HR people as being somehow more valid than any other technique. There is no evidence to support this, and it is more likely that they are just clutching at the nearest pseudo-scientific theory to fill the inner emptiness in their lives.

      It is probably more likely that the on-line test is just a Myers Briggs type test where they are looking at Introvert/Extrovert/ Thinking/Feeling/ Perceiving/Judging scales. In this case, don't worry. They still can't tell that you are a dangerous psychopath.

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    2. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by bhsurfer · · Score: 3, Interesting
      My company routinely gives personality tests to all new sales applicants. I suspect they use it more to corroborate impressions from interviews than as an actual "pass/fail" kind of thing - the two work together in tandem.

      I was given one during some management training I attended and found it to be not only somewhat interesting but also informative about the other people I was with. I was pretty suprised to see how closely the results matched the predictions. We were given the test and then given the descriptions of the 4 core areas of this test. Then before we got our scores we took turns trying to predict what each other's scores would be. It struck me as a *fairly* accurate measure - nothing to get too bent out of shape about but closer than a 45 minute interview would be.

      Another potential positive about taking a test like this is that it could indicate potential to your employers that they might not otherwise have the opportunity to see. If you're working in a cube all day and your bosses boss never sees you then they might not know that you're "a born problem-solver" or "a natural leader" since they never interact with you. Keep in mind that there's room for lots of different personality styles in a business, so there's nothing wrong with being "on record" as having a particular style. Successful people have lots of different personality traits - it's not like there's only one way to do things...

      TMM's remark about interviews being personality tests is also 100% correct in my opinion.

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    3. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by scotch51 · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as "equally qualified." By virtue of reading /. you are clearly way above any candidate who does not. ;-)

      However the employer is bigger than you are. You won't ge the job unless you take the %@#%$@#$%@ test. Whether you wish to work for a company that requires this BS, or not is up to you.

      Recently took one for a job opening where the skill and personality match were pretty solid. Never heard back from them.

      Guess that means I'm... well nevermind that.

      Try this: Agree to take the test but require that they give you a copy of your results. That way at least you won't be listening the the phone not ringing.

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    4. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      if one has a cheerful, helpful personality, while the other has a withdrawn, antisocial one

      What if you're both? I'm someone who mostly keeps to himself during the day. I don't go around shooting the shit with co-workers, I don't attend going away parties, etc... However, whenever someone comes to me with a problem/question, I'm always helpful and nice. I even do the Dale Carnegie routine of asking them about themselves during downtime (waiting for a file to d/l or for a computer to reboot). I never have a problem putting down my work to help someone either.

      In an in-person interview (or phone interview), while I'm probably going to be nervous, my communication skills and my genial personality will still show through but I'm worried how a test would rank me. Would I show up as an anti-social person? Would I wind up looking like Milton from Office Space on paper even though I'm actually nothing like that?

    5. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by charlesnw · · Score: 1
      They still can't tell that you are a dangerous psychopath.
      And we all know that /. readers are all secretly dangerous psychopaths :)
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    6. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sat in a gatekeeper meeting for prospective new employees at my company. One of the candidates - who had reached the point of an on-site interview - might have done well during his interviews (I don't know). But at the top of his report were general comments from his "host" during his day on-site. They included that he made several disparaging remarks about women, and that he expressed the opinion that the best way to get a raise was to jump from job to job.

      His actual interview results were not read by anyone in the room; he was put in the 'reject' stack and got the form letter.

    7. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Agripa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Behavioral interviewing has been seized on by HR people as being somehow more valid than any other technique.

      It would be more accurate to say any other technique legally available. The use of tests to gauge the performance of prospective employees has a long legal history. In general, tests that are specific to the job have been deemed acceptable but tests of a more general nature are not mostly because of discrimination issues. I suspect the HR people are using the tools available to them rather then picking the ones they might prefer under other circumstances.

    8. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by arivanov · · Score: 1
      Yes, I've had to take one for every single job I've ever held. They were called interviews .

      While this attitude is generally correct, most outfits that put too much emphasis on this and too little on actual skill usually tend to slide into the quagmire of mediocrity.

      There has to be a balance. Most brilliant people tend to have personality quirks and most people with "perfect fit personalities" tend to be mediocre.

      The latter has been proven countless times by various psychological experiments.

      We subconciously tend to like the "golden middle".

      The following is an experiment which has been done many times with different sample sizes and test groups to the same effect. You give a test group of people some pictures of subjects where all but one have some characteristic visual trait like big nose or big ears or bushy brows. The one exemption is a morph where the bushy brows of subject A are diluted and toned down by the normal brows of all the rest. Similar for the sticking nose of subject B, pointy ears of subject C, etc. In nearly all cases the test group will point to the artificial "average" person as the most trusty looking and most attractive.

      Setting a similar experiment with personalities is difficult because the deviations are much harder to quantify. Personally I have not seen publications regarding such experiments, but I am not a psychologist so there may be some. Still, I am pretty sure that if someone manages to formulate a statistically representative setup, the mediocre average personality is usually selected as "this will fit best" and "this is most attractive". Same as with the face morph.

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    9. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by disappear · · Score: 4, Informative
      he expressed the opinion that the best way to get a raise was to jump from job to job

      Now, mentioning that while interviewing is in bad taste, but it's actually pretty well established that job-hopping increases salaries. (Yes, those reports are essentially anecdotal; I'm unable to find the survey that report similar results right at the moment, but I recall that they're out there.

    10. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by MrCool80s · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, this 'science' is very subjective and given too much weight. However it is fast becoming a crutch. I believe the best 'compromise' is to require (get an agreement in writing) a full copy of the results and any and all analysis be provided to you no later than 3 business days after the company receives it...and before an on-site interview, if applicable. Assert also that you "look forward to discussing the results with either HR or the group manager".

      In my experience, the technical people are fine with this, but HR balks, claiming "confidentiality". I asked them "How can the results of a test taken by me, about me, for the analysis and presumed betterment of myself be confidential _from_ me?" I can appreciate these things cost money, but I thought they wanted to invest in me as an employee. Anyway, the tech people were understanding, but the HR people decided it was "time to part ways".

      As long is one is not an employee, one has a choice not to take it. I believe that if the "tool" is really foir improvement and not a weeding-out crutch, they could just have waited until hiring and required it.

      Always remember that HR is not there to benefit you, they are there to protect the company, first.

    11. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Matches my experience as well- I can get a 2-3% raise per year by staying at one job. When I jumped, I got a 15% raise. Thats not counting stock and signing bonus.

      That said, in my mind there's other reasons to stay at a job. And I wouldn't jump every year even if I got a 15% raise each time, pretty soon you get unhirable as someone who won't stay long term.

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    12. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Behavioural interviewing is a very dodgy 'science'. It is based on the premise that if you ask someone what they would do in a certain situation, then assess their reply. Obviously there may well be a difference between what they say they would do, and what they would do.

      WHile a lot of what you say has been well though out, this statement is a perfect example of a major problem amoung hard science people in their view of psychology. It is like an astrologer who says they understand asstronomy because they know astrology. In short, it is a statement that, to those who know much about the field, contains within itself an admission of complete ignorance of the field, yet continues to judge that field from that stand of complete ignorance.

      Testing does not always ask what someone would do. There is more to it than that. Often tests do ask what one will do, but what people don't realize is that many times the same essential questions are asked in different ways and the results are compared. If they are inconsistent, that can indicate the person is lying on the test or has ethical issues or perceives himself as being one kind of person when, in reality, he is not. A test can also ask people to pick which term out of 2 or 3 or more applies to them. One set of terms may make the person pick between compassion and logic. Another may make them pick between compassion and fairness. A few other questions with choices like that, when put together can tell that the testee THINKS they value logic over compassion and passion, but may show that they are more likely to react passionately than logically.

      I've seen that many times here, on ./, where most people think they know logic and have a better grasp of it than others, but if you challenge a point they don't want to know is weak, sometimes you'll get a vicious attack that is written up as a logical argument, but instead focuses on name calling and other ad hominem attacks. That is a case of someone who thinks he is strong on logic, yet does not realize how much passion blinds him to it and does not realize just how strong his emotions are. Testing can be invaluable in finding such people that claim to funciton logically and do well in teams, but who, in reality, may have ego problems that make them poor team players and unresponsive to logic on some topics.

      And to the point where a person may say they will do one thing but, in reality would do another -- did you think that a person who has several degrees in a science that studies human behavior (you don't see tests with credibility designed by someone with a B.S. only) and who has spent years in that field would not know this little detail you are sure of? Do you give psychologists credit for that little intelligence? Serioulsy -- think about it. It's to their benefit, when you're being tested, that you do not see beyond that. Tests are often designed to show what you say you'll do, yet also tell the evaluator what you'll really do.

    13. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by MaggieL · · Score: 2, Funny

      And we all know that /. readers are all secretly dangerous psychopaths :)

      Obviously untrue. Some of them aren't secret.

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    14. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      It isn't that he was wrong, it is that he was dumb enough to say it....
      You don't want someone that tactless around. I remember way back in highschool I worked at a restaurant. They gave out a questionaire with questions like "Is it okay to steal" and "Have you ever stolen anything."
      It was explained to me that these questions were not to see who was dishonest (who is dumb enough to say in an interview that they steal?) but rather to see if people could read and if they were so dumb they would admit they steal..

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    15. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1
      Always remember that HR is not there to benefit you, they are there to protect the company, first.


      Bzzzzzt! Wrong Answer!

      HR is not there to benefit you, they are there to protect their six, first and foremost.



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    16. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Behavioural interviewing is a very dodgy 'science'

      To test your assertion, I ran the text of your post through a behavioral analysis program. Here are the results of your personality, using the HDWU scale:

      Happy: 2%
      Depressed: 98%
      Winner: 3%
      Under-achiever: 97%

      The stated margin of error is 5%, so I think it did pretty well is assessing your personality. Well, if usernames are to believed...

    17. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I'd much rather take the test...it's probably far easier than answering that damned question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?' during the interview... I like to answer this question with "My greatest weakeness is forgetting to take my medication that prevents me from choking people for no reason. I'd say forgetfulness."

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    18. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's my problem with the whole thing.

      I've taken a professional, honest-to-goodness Meyers-Briggs test. Administered by somebody specially trained to give them. She spent several minutes explaining about how it shows tendancies, how it's a learning tool, made a great analogy that a right-handed person could, with effort, learn how to be a left handed person, and a given personality type could, similarly, train themselves to new tendancies. It's a spectrum, or a continuum, not an absolute thing, and so on. Test took several hours.

      Great. I'm an INTP, by the way.

      When a itty bitty 50 question 'MBTI' test is downloaded off the Internet by some random middle manager, who considers it to be the 100% accurate be-all and end-all of crystal balling, and given all willy-nilly, without even understanding how the terms 'introvert' and 'extrovert' are used (and no, they don't mean shy versus gregarious,) I get worried.

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    19. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess you'll have no problems whatsoever with the other damned question, "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" :-)

    20. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Pretty much what these tests are designed to weed out are the curmudgeon lab trolls who may be able to write wonderful code but are unwilling to listen to input from their peers and generally unpleasant to deal with. Take this as a sign that you will not have to deal with someone like this if you do get an offer and decide to work there.

    21. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      There has to be a balance. Most brilliant people tend to have personality quirks and most people with "perfect fit personalities" tend to be mediocre.

      I've worked with three people who I would consider brilliant. Two were very personable. One had some personality issues, but not to the extent of being a psychopath. I would call him "occassionaly difficult".

      As for everyone else I've worked with, I'm not sure I've seen a difference in competence between pleasant and unpleasant people (putting aside their ability to work with others.)

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    22. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Mark+Gordon · · Score: 1
      WHile [sic] a lot of what you say has been well though [sic] out, this statement is a perfect example of a major problem amoung [sic] hard science people in their view of psychology. It is like an astrologer who says they [sic] understand asstronomy [sic] because they know astrology.

      I think you have that backwards. The stereotype among hard science people about psychology is that psychology is something akin to astrology, but based on cigars and violins rather than signs of the zodiac and planets.

      Do you give psychologists credit for that little intelligence? Serioulsy [sic] -- think about it.

      Here's a question for a psychologist: is spelling a useful metric of intelligence? I expect you'll argue that it isn't. Then again, sloppy typing is an even less valid metric.

      Here's another question for a psychologist: will your arguments be judged by the reader based on how well you can construct them? Will the perception of the reader be that you're an idiot, with your message being taken with a larger grain of salt, if you post articles full of typos?

    23. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Have any of you had to take a ______ test to get a job? Should I do it, or just keep looking?

      What about a drug test? A skills test? A standardized aptitude test? A bar exam, or medical boards? A background check?

      If you want the job, you submit to the test. If the requirement of taking that kind of test means you don't want the job, then you don't want the job. And they probably don't want you, either.

      ...it's probably far easier than answering that damned question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?'

      That one's easy: Point to a moderate excess of some otherwise positive trait. e.g. "I tend to be a bit of a perfectionist." "I try too hard to fix problems before taking them to management." "I sometimes get too caught up in my work." The fact that you recognize this excess as a "weakness" means you've probably got it under control, which means it's really an asset.

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    24. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by charlesnw · · Score: 1

      Um ok. It was meant as a joke.

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    25. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Idealius · · Score: 0

      Get a fucking life man, I'm tired of reading your well written comments all the time on /. just because you get first post.

      Its called balance, your volume of first post replies on article makes you look ridiculous.

    26. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      As do I.

      I performed a pretty sophisticated analysis of the MBTI for my undergrad thesis nearly 20 years ago, including a question-by-question analysis, as well as administrating to damned near everyone I knew (and a few dozen I didn't).

      Since then, I've seen it become the most-abused instrument around. I've even been given it myself a few times. In real life I may be an INTJ, but I know what the various indices mean to prospective employers, and I know how to answer these tests to get any result I want.

    27. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      See you say this but I honestly have to look at all of the tests out there and honestly believe that a twelve year old child devised them.

      Recently I took an maths test and a personality test for Corus (for a placement year) the maths test was terrible, it wasn't a test of maths but a test to see if I could work out double convoluted negatives, heck half way through I called a parent up to go through and see if he (since he interviews people as part of his job) could make heads or tales of the questions. The personality test was even worse, it took me two or three minutes to break down each question into what it was actually asking (since those too were ridiculously overcomplicated.)

      I have applied to quite a few companies and taken a lot of personality tests and generally fail ever time on these tests.

      Recently I looked at a job at QinetiQ, I travelled all the way up there sat down had an interview and was quite successful at it, the Yini person (do not use Yini if looking for a placement) who I spoke to implied that the other applicant had more of the hard skills they wanted (I don't want to be a programmer (the Yini person assured me it wasn't programming) they wanted a programmer, from what I could understand.)

      On every employee review, student review I have ever had I am described as a Nice, Generous, Loyal, Hard Working, Inteligent, Team worker, Strong Leadership Abilities, Practical, Social, Upbeat/Happy, and finally a good sense of humour. Yes I know it isn't humble to say that, but heck it's something I hear a lot.

      So why do I fail at these personality tests? Could I really be a narcissistic, sadist who hates everyone? Or could it be that many of the tests themselves are poorly thought out and deeply flawed? I do not deny that they can have some value, but if you want to look at a candidate's personality bring him or her up for a open day and interview them, relying on these tests is just another way of dehumanising the system and missing out on great candidates, friends of mine who are far more hard working, intelligent are also falling at the wayside with these things.

    28. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to want to pick on everything you can to take apart something you disagree with. Just as an side, I'm struggling with a high level of pain in my hands from way too much time spent coding recently. It makes typing rather difficult, but if I work quickly, it doesn't hurt as much. Going back and moving around to the arrow keys and other keys, moving back and forth to make corrections, though, is quite painful.

      But you are welcome to judge me on whatever criteria you prefer, since it seems important to you.

      I think you have that backwards. The stereotype among hard science people about psychology is that psychology is something akin to astrology, but based on cigars and violins rather than signs of the zodiac and planets.

      Actually that was my point, that hard science people view it that way, but that by taking that view, they are showing the same level of ignorance, in themselves, of psychology than an astrologer would show of astronomy. In both cases, though, you are often dealing with someone who is so sure he is right that he can't see beyond his own nose and can't see that he is doing the very thing he accuses others of doing.

      Since you prefer to use the ad hominem argument and attack me and my typos, rather than deal with the point of the post, I really should thank you for backing up what I said in the first place:

      I've seen that many times here, on ./, where most people think they know logic and have a better grasp of it than others, but if you challenge a point they don't want to know is weak, sometimes you'll get a vicious attack that is written up as a logical argument, but instead focuses on name calling and other ad hominem attacks. That is a case of someone who thinks he is strong on logic, yet does not realize how much passion blinds him to it and does not realize just how strong his emotions are.

      Instead of dealing with the issues, you attack me personally and my typing. Granted, you could not know the pain I am in and how that effects my typing, but that just goes to show that sometimes it's best not to judge without knowing all the facts and it's best not to call names or indulge in ad hominem attacks without knowing the full story. You are probably also unaware that I have a learning disability (and no, I'm not making that up and tossing it in for good measure) that sometimes, like dyslexia, makes it hard for me to visually recognize typos and other similar problems. Just for your benefit, a learning disability is a difference in the way a person's brain processes information. It often has nothing to do with intelligence, as has been shown by many high achievers with learning disabilities.

    29. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to the tests you're talking about, and it seems you're across the pond from me (just guessing since you use the term "maths" and in US we use "math", but that doesn't prove anything), so it's also possible that you are dealing with tests I've never seen, never heard of, and would never have anything to do with. From what you say, it sounds like the problem isn't that they were made by a 12 year old, but by someone so intensely focused in his field he had no idea how to communicate with people overall. If that's the case, that's pretty bad.

      There could be a number of reasons you don't do well at the tests. (BTW, I'd never use the term "fail" when referring to personality tests.) Maybe you're passive agressive. Maybe you have a lot of repressed anger. Maybe you present one side to the boss and the other to the rest of the world. I'm not saying any of this to hurt you, but to indicate that there may be issues within yourself you are not aware of. I've worked heavily in tech fields and treatment fields. It was hard for me to move from treatment to tech because in treatment everyone *has* to have a very high level of self awareness. You cannot survive working in treatment if you're not aware of all your strengths and weaknesses. That made it hard for me to adjust to techies. In both fields there is always a desire to learn. In treatment the desire is to learn about people and one's self. In tech, it is to learn about the tools of the trade. There are a large number of people in tech who are unaware of their faults or difficulties in handling social graces -- so many so that we have stereotypes of techies like that. There is a subset of this group that is not only unaware of their personal weaknesses, but don't have the strength to see and accept such things in their own personality.

      I'm not, by ANY means, implying that you are that way. Your post itself shows enough curiosity about psychology to indicate you are able to learn about yourself and are willing to examine yourself. It may very well be that there are parts of your self you don't see clearly or passions you are not aware of (or that you have mislabelled logical attitudes) that control you more than you currently realize.

      I can't give you a perfect answer. I'm just bringing up some possibilities -- and, at that, mainly the ones I see over and over, which is people who think they are a perfect example of good behavior, but are unable to see their own faults. Again, I'm not saying, or even trying to imply that this describes you. I'm just pointing out SOME possibilities.

    30. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by fatmal · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd much rather take the test...it's probably far easier than answering that damned question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?' during the interview...

      I love that question - after a half hour of me telling them how great I am they hit me with 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness'. My answer?

      I'm too modest

    31. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Mortice · · Score: 1

      The irony of pointing out to someone whose joke you didn't get that your comment was intended as a joke is delicious.

      Unless you did get the joke, and the aforementioned irony was intended. In which case the irony continues to this post, and this thread could go on forever!

    32. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by rutledjw · · Score: 1

      OK, I think this response is a little rough, but I agree with you in principle. As a manager, I think it's critical to have people who can play nicely with others. I'm happy to have the exceptional person who's a little high maintenance and makes up for it in work ethic and talent. But I need a jackass like I need a hole in my head.
      What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?
      Answer: A lot. This affects how you deal with others, pick up new tasks, deal with stress, and make decisions. I don't micromanage, I don't babysit. I try to make the work environment decent if not enjoyable, make sure workload is within a decent range, and try to plan / organize for the future. My team is set loose on their tasks with little oversight beyond touching base (as I have responsibilities beyond management).
      I step in typically to support my group (i.e. someone needs a good swatting).
      I can't have someone with a personality defect. I'm not saying I need someone who's aced charm school, but I can't have Tyler Durden either. An engineer who's causing strife within or external to my team has a limited career in my group.
      I'd much rather endure the brain damage of firing his/her ass via HR than put out an endless series of fires, and I've done just that.
      So yeah, take the test. I know it's a little extra stress, but think of it this way - they're trying to ELIMINATE jerks. That means they recognize the need for decent people, even if this test doesn't filter them all out (and they never do), at least they are trying...

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    33. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Actually, do NOT take the test.

      Then the test has already proven itself by weeding out one person who can't follow instructions.

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      No reason to lie.
    34. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dodgy 'science'? Nothing of the sort. Behavioural Interviewing simply trains interviewers to be more interested in what their candidates *have done* rather than what they think they *would do* in given situations. It's perfectly valid and much fairer on the applicant - and despite what you think, psychologically more likely to result in a true response than the hypothetical "what do you think you'd do if...". Your comment clearly explains that you know nothing about it.

    35. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Behavioural interviewing is a very dodgy 'science'. It is based on the premise that if you ask someone what they would do in a certain situation, then assess their reply
      Don't take this silly stuff too seriously and turn it to your advantage with those who do take it seriously. Just look at each question and answer each one the way you think their ideal prospective employee would.

      These tests used to make me very angry because I knew they were a pointless waste of time - and one employer I had tried to use one as justification for not giving me more work. No I know to not take it seriously. Just look at it as another counterproductive bit of sillyness like not being able to put in a job application as a PDF but only as an easily alterable MS Word document.

    36. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Associate · · Score: 1

      I thought HR was there to give upper management something to leer at. Or for them to fuck on their two hour lunches. I don't know which one it is my management team is doing. But our HR isn't doing much in the way of helping anyone do anything.

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    37. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      WHile a lot of what you say has been well though out, this statement is a perfect example of a major problem amoung hard science people in their view of psychology.
      That's really not the point, because the methods used as dismissed as junk initation science by psychologists as well. These people are just playing a flawed version of the game twenty questions. Twenty unrelated questions where you give a subjective ranking from one to five to produce a personality profile spanning server pages - that's not psychology, it's a cargo cult imitation of it.

      I'm not a psychologist, but the ones I know have pointed the above out to me when I complained about doing such a test and the very odd results (which my employer said descibed me as an angry and untrustworthy person).

    38. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by ananamouse · · Score: 1

      >Should I do it, or just keep looking? Yes and yes, and when you get a job keep looking. The process is called 'networking.' The last person that hired me did not need to do this personality stuff because we had worked together as volumteers in a professional society. I must advise you and everyone else reading this to do at least the following: -Have lunch every week with someone that you know who works for a different company. -Meet thier friends. -Keep meeting with the ones that you hit it off with. -Join a professional society and attend its meetings regularly, re-task your beer money to pay the dues *YOURSELF* - you will get more out of the meetings. -Pay your own way to a convention once a year and renew your contacts and make new ones. Burn vacation time if you need to. -When you go to a short course or other professional development function remember to meet people so that you can know who you might want to work for and who you might not want to work for. In short make sure the *HIRING MANGANGER* at your next employer knows you before you apply. It really is a small world.

    39. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Great comeback, dude!

      My answer would have been that sometimes I forget and pee on myself..then make a joke about it!

      Everyone knows that this test was developed by a mother-daughter team, right? Kinda kinky....

    40. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      Behavioural interviewing is a very dodgy 'science'.

      I took one of those damned tests applying for a job a couple weeks ago. One question asked if I ever lied. How the hell am I supposed to answer that? Of course I lie. But what answer do they want? Do they avoid hiring people who admit to lying, or those who say they never lie (which must be a lie)? Similar thing about stealing: who can honestly say they have never EVER stolen anything EVER in their lives, whether intentionally or by omission? And yet the tests want us to say we don't steal, and have never stolen.

      When it comes to passing those tests, there's the honest answer, and then there's the "right" answer. They know they're bullshit questions, we know they know they're bullshit questions, but they want it clear that the price of entry is mouthing the "right" answer, that we should all admire the Emperor's new clothes, and never ever say BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

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    41. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too right. The fact the op asks *Should I do it, or just keep looking?* shows they'd never get the job anyway. Can't make a simple decision by yourself and want to be a PHP?

      What fools post on /. and what bigger fools accept these topics?

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    42. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      WHile a lot of what you say has been well though out, this statement is a perfect example of a major problem amoung hard science people in their view of psychology. It is like an astrologer who says they understand asstronomy because they know astrology. In short, it is a statement that, to those who know much about the field, contains within itself an admission of complete ignorance of the field, yet continues to judge that field from that stand of complete ignorance.

      I suppose that next you will be arguing in favor of phrenology exams as part of the interview process.

    43. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by onesloth · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what it says about your personality that you would continue to expose yourself to physical pain in order to continue this discussion.

    44. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by alpha_foobar · · Score: 1

      I have done specific personality tests as part of the recruitment process for a couple of jobs... usually these are part of a large recruitment campaign - such as graduate recruitment campaigns.

      I have been informed that they can and do uncover psychopaths. But not to worry, not every psychopath is a practising serial killer. And I do not believe anything is done about it if they discover a psychopath. Though, if you are a psychopath, you will be very unlikely to get the job... and if you were dating the bosses daughter/son, well you probably won't be for long.

    45. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      Back in college we conducted group interviews for resident assisstants with some scenario (e.g. choose from these 12 candidates the 6 that will start a colony on Mars) the interviewees worked through to problem for 15 minutes or so while being observed (no two-way glass...just sitting to the side quietly. Some things you can identify in a group behavior interview:
      • someone that is a complete tool
      • someone that is a know it all
      • someone that will quietly site in in their corner while the complete tool from above shoves them aside
      • someone who is a complete kiss ass

      While it takes a variety of skills, experience and personality to build a strong team, it is surprising how easy someone that could survive a 1:1 interview will give themselves away in this setting.

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    46. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by trewornan · · Score: 1

      I always go with the stock - "I can be a bit of a perfectionist" although I dress it up differently so it's not quite as obvious as that. At first I thought almost any interviewer would see through this but actually it seems to work well.

    47. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      Very true. The problem is it's so easy to be lazy and just plop people into respective categories, whether or not they fit. People forget the test results are determined by your personality, and not the other way around. Also people are complex, to summarize them in a 4 letter (16 bit) code makes as much sense as trying to explain the inner workings of a computer in one word. But we're lazy.

      Great. I'm an INTP, by the way.

      I'd be interested to see how many people on slashdot are INTPs (I turned out as a decently strong INTP too, btw). Apparently they're only a small amount of the actual population, but I think that the ratio is fairly high among geeks.

    48. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cry me a fucking river...do you have a spell checker? can you see squiggly red lines? 'cause if i had a LD i would damn well cut and paste into a spell checker, like you obviously did on your response.

    49. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I think they're just trying to cull out some of the undesirable personality types

      That's a little harsh and probably inaccurate. More likely they already have personality profiles for the rest of the team he'd be working with and are looking for someone who will fit in.

      There are tests like Myers-Briggs that do a pretty good job of determining whether two people will find it difficult or easy to work with and communicate with each other without making any sort of judgement about the individual's worth. The same types communicate easily while the more radically different have trouble understanding each other.

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    50. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Which shows how little you know about the entire situation. Spellcheck helps in some ways, but even with one, there are still enough problems that crop up that it is of only limited advantage.

      But it would be really great if all problems had such simplistic solutions.

    51. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by wizwormathome · · Score: 1
      Normally, I wouldn't reply so late in the day, since it's likely very few people will see the comment. That said, while your point regarding beguiling the person being tested may be valid, I have found that regardless of all the other points you presented, the tests are poorly constructed. I have two major complaints with such tests.

      "Often tests do ask what one will do, but what people don't realize is that many times the same essential questions are asked in different ways and the results are compared. If they are inconsistent, that can indicate the person is lying on the test or has ethical issues or perceives himself as being one kind of person when, in reality, he is not." [emphasis mine]

      The very first psychologist I saw gave me a 500 question test with asinine questions reworded 10 or 15 different ways. Now, psychologists love to try and compartmentalize humans into manageable little segments, but unfortunately, that's not how we work. Some people will see the same question about death/suicide and think it's the same, and thus answer the same. Others won't realize it at all. For me personally, I understand that language is a very specific and precise tool. If a sentence is worded differently, something different is being implied. Therefore, my answers will undoubtedly change.

      "I believe that suicide is an acceptable alternative."
      vs.
      "I think suicide is a good choice."

      These two sentences mean VERY different things, yet if I answer them differently on a test, the psychologist will think I'm untruthful. Sure enough, the psychologist accused me of lying. It didn't matter to her that I could understand that those two statements are NOT identical. My answers were inconsistent throughout the test. How is psychology supposed to help when it can't even command the language properly?

      My second issue with tests like these, manifests in the compartmentalization fetish that is necessary for grouping personalities.

      "One set of terms may make the person pick between compassion and logic. Another may make them pick between compassion and fairness."

      This is a philosophical fallacy that is constantly ignored by psychology. [Background check: I have actually studied psychology enough to present this claim.] A person can be compassionate and logical, to equal degrees. However, by forcing the person to choose between the two, the test forces him to be something he may not be. Similar to this problem is the choice of wording. Certain words used on tests make assumptions about the philosophical leanings of the test-taker. These are never disclosed before the test and will always screw the person over. Some people take the literal definition to heart, but psychologists have a disturbing tendency to use popular or democratic definitions. These are loaded with bias and always force the test-taker into answering against his self in a negative light. If compassionate and logical are presented as opposite or contrary personalities, that assumes that logical people are not compassionate, or that compassionate people are not logical.

      With these points in mind, the fellow who pointed out your egregious spelling errors does actually have a valid point. Language should be of foremost importance to psychologists, but it is treated dismissively, much to the harm of those being tested.

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    52. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I guess you'll have no problems whatsoever with the other damned question, "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" :-)

      I actually like that question now. My answer:

      "You know, the stock answer to that question, which is written in every book on taking interviews, is 'I want your job.' Not me. I expect to acheive omnipotence through the use of Perl regular expressions."

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    53. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by eggsovereasy · · Score: 1

      I too am an INTP... but incredibly (as in, like 1 point) of being an INFP. I'm a programmer for what its worth.

    54. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Now, psychologists love to try and compartmentalize humans into manageable little segments, but unfortunately, that's not how we work.

      Uh, none that I know. I have not seen compartmentalizing. I have not seen labelling. I have seen professionals describe traits and attitudes and behaviors people have, but I have not seen professionals categorizing people. I have seen IT people try to do things like that so they can process everything with software, but I have not seen psych people do it. Do you have examples, or do you just think they do it because that is how you think they work?

      These two sentences mean VERY different things, yet if I answer them differently on a test, the psychologist will think I'm untruthful.

      This is another interesting statement. You state how psychologists view people, and now you state how they will react to your test answers. I do feel it appropriate at this point to ask, again, if this is what you *know* they do because you've talked with them about the test and how it's scored, because you've scored tests yourself, or because that is your idea of what they do?

      This is actually a good example of different questions that can be used to determine what is going on. The two questions about suicide you cite can be interpreted quite differently. You answer them differently because, in the context you read them, they can seem to have different meanings. Answering them differntly does not mean you're lying, but it can give insight to your perceptions of suicide. But before anyone tries to take this literally, we are talking about an example and we are oversimplifying things.

      As to the issue of lying, I don't know if you had a recent test that bothered you or if this is just something that had a strong impact on you. However, there are other points: 1) Did they use the word liar, or is that how you remember it? I've seen many cases of people hearing things they don't want to hear (and I'm not accusing you of anything) and not paying attention to what was actually said and interpreting what they think was being said. 2) There could have been more evidence to support the conclusion but it would have involved a high amount of detail that wasn't necessary to the discussion. 3) It may be (and you don't say why you were being tested with something involving suicide or why you were talking to a psychologist about it) that you were in a situation where they were concerned about your attitudes about suicide and that your inconsistencies pointed out that you were not being entirely honest with the psych. or possibly with yourself. 4) You may have let your passion about the situation interfere with your perceptions of it and may have a highly flawed interpretation of the events. 5) The psych. may have been incompetent or inept.

      As to your point about compassion and logic: I gave an example. I never said it was from a test, I never even indicated it was a question actually used on a test. A person can be compassionate and logical, yes, but, again, the point was an example, not that particular issue. However, the entire point of such a question is to force people to make a choice between the two possibilities. They make a choice on that question, then on a number of similar questions. From the answers in all those questions, it is possible to figure out if the person is being consistent or inconsistent. It is also possible to check the philosphical leanings, as you put it, of the test taker.

      As to your last statement, you went through a lot of trouble to create a poorly supported ad hominem attack. Thank you for proving my point about personal attacks in my first point.

    55. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "WHile a lot of what you say has been well though out, this statement is a perfect example of a major problem amoung hard science people in their view of psychology. It is like an astrologer who says they understand asstronomy because they know astrology."

      Your metaphor would be more accurate placing "hard science" with astronomy and psychology with astrology.

      Psychology's largest problem is that it tends to cause one to treat an "individual" human as an experiment in probably theory.
      It's often accurate, but it still demeans the human spirit.

    56. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      I once had a recruiter tell me to answer the "Greatest Weakness" question with "chocolate" and a stupid smile. I stopped taking advice from that recruiter and started getting jobs again.

      I believe the Greatest Weakness question is designed not to test what the actual answer is, but how you approach the challenge of the question itself. Admit fault? Blame someone else? Claim perfection? I like the latter two, myself.

      On the issue of tests... I agree. If you don't want to take the test, it boils down to: you and the job don't fit together. Square peg, round hole. Keep looking. Eventually either they'll wear down your corners and you'll fit in the round hole they so diligently designed for everyone, or you'll create a square hole so you can be the boss and hire round pegs.

    57. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's wrong with "I can be a bit of a perfectionist"? Is it just because it sounds like a stock answer, or is there another reason?

    58. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Lol. and the interviewer's response: "Perl... you should have stuck to backstabbing, arse-licking and undermining me to get my job. Perl regular expressions! You're so not hired"

    59. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by tartley · · Score: 1
      >> Obviously there may well be a difference between what they say they would do, and what they would do.

      That's not strictly relevant. The test is not so much about what you would actually do - they assume that people will (often unknowingly) lie somewhat, to give an answer which seems acceptable. The testers are far more interested in what you choose to present as your acceptable facade - what aspects of the question you deem important, and which things you simply overlook.

    60. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

      I understand!

      Disclaimer: I have been in recruitment for 15 years and use profiling tests.

      The key is that no one profiling test can be used in isolation to validate a candidate's 'fit' for the role. 'Fit' is curcial in any role regardless of how specialised it is - (please use logic for both approaches of fitness).

      If a company is using these as barrier tests then either it is for a sound reason or incompetance - its just your choice to work out which it is.

      I had a candidate recently who did not want to undertake apptitude test in XP because they were convinced all applicants would blitz the test ie: it was erelevant.

      Testing in HR is a tool to find a benchmark, nothing more nothing less. If a candidate does not want to undertake testing then it is a CLEAR sign of thier interest in the role (and that is niether GOOD NOR BAD - it's their friggin' life :-)

      Short answer: Don't want the job, Don't so the tests. ...but I failed...

      No you did not - suprisingly there may be other people on the Earth who fitted better for the role.

      Put it this way - if it WAS your businesses and you did have the house/farm/cat on the line don't you think that it is YOUR choice to make ...?

      Hope this helps

      Cheers

      P

    61. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I've found that applying for yearly contract work reduces the frequency that I hear that question. :)

      Though, I still hear "tell me about a time you weere in a contrived situation that you may well have never been in" often - usually from interviewers I perceive to be underexperienced...

    62. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by felonius+maximus · · Score: 1
      I don't really have much to add, but wanted to voice my agreement with TripMasterMonkey.

      the fact that you even need to ask that question shows that you need work in this area

      The same thought occurred to me the instant I read this. As part of a management team (albeit in customer service, but the same applies everywhere to some degree), I am keenly aware of the vital importance of basic interpersonal skills in the workplace - even if it is just a matter of a few hours a week interacting with others on your team. Someone may be the best coder/salesman/lawyer in the world, but if they are unable to work with others, they WILL prove to be a detriment to the team.

    63. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1
      [Background check: I have actually studied psychology enough to present this claim.]

      Whoa, don't get all Tom Cruise on us. *grins*

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    64. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "I have been informed that they can and do uncover psychopaths."
       
      I doubt it. They uncover people that their test claims are psycopaths. Wow, a fucking tautology. I'm reminded of a great story in Feynman's Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman in which the military drafted him and then turned him down for being a psychopath. The psych asked him questions like, "do you ever think people are looking at you?" and he pointed out some people in the lobby who were indeed at that moment looking at him. Of course the psych just noted his answers without any context, added them up, and bingo: psychopath.

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    65. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 1

      [thinking to himself "Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife."] Doing your, uh, son...

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    66. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TransparentOx · · Score: 1

      Whats up with these simple questions which are resolved with the first person to reply? (granted that doesnt stop people from talking about EOE and malfunctioning kiosks, but still)

      I second everything the first poster said, in its entirety.

    67. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
      While I'm sure you'll be interviewed as well, I think they're just trying to cull out some of the undesirable personality types in advance via this test, just as they cull out the unfit applicants in advance by examining resumes and applications.

      Very good response, I have a thought though on the one point above. I think it is more like they are using a non subjective test to get rid of the bad applicants. That way the applicant can't say it is (age, race, gender, sexual orientation, or some other group that may or may not be legally protected) and sue for "discrimination." I used to work in HR when I was in college and just when I thought I had heard everything, someone came up with yet another way to try to sue. Worse, some juries buy this rather than look at how the applicant acts, even in court. Legalized theft of company funds and the lawyers laugh all the way to the bank. Not saying all lawyers are bad, however a few are clearly gold diggers and abuse the system.

      This is not to say that discrimination doesn't happen, it does. Especially when it comes to age probably more than any other type. I'm talking actual discrimination, not imagined. My concern is that they may get the personality test to detect an older person and fail them for that reason. There is always the old "over qualified" excuse of the past.

    68. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by trewornan · · Score: 1

      It's the stock answer.

    69. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by tableplay · · Score: 1

      >"it's probably far easier than answering that damned >question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?'"

      My answer to this question is: "My greatness weakness is my ability to answer the question 'What is your greatest weakness' "

    70. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      I got ENFP, and I want to retire as soon as possible. Is there a connection?

    71. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by 2-bit+Joe · · Score: 1

      The Myers-Briggs test is not taken seriously by pyschologists anymore.

    72. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i doubt that very much: since you have been called out for the horrible spelling errors in your post, you have had none or very few. so i really think that you choose not to preview your posts and use an automatic spell checker. between the spelling and grammar check in msword, you could eliminate 90% or more of your typing errors that you are whimpering about slashdotters attacking you for.

      and as for me not knowing very much about your 'situation' that is correct, but whose fault is that? you make allusions to a LD but do not explain at all why it is impossible to use spellcheck with a quick copy and paste. or why this 'simple solution' doesn't work for your 'situation'

      if you are truly incapable of using msword before posting (which i doubt since your posts look clean now) and you still have some need to hang out in message boards, then expect some people to be intolerant of your apparent lack of consideration for the readers of your posts. in the interests of clear communication, at least try to clean up your posts a little...even if they are not perfect. either that, or don't be surprised when you are flamed for appearing too lazy to spellcheck.

    73. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Mark+Gordon · · Score: 1

      My post was a response to something I perceived as an attack on hard science by squishy science. I fully realized that I was to some extent proving your point (especially with regards to ad hominem attacks), but I simply couldn't let a comparison of hard scientists with astrologers (itself an ad hominem attack) go unanswered, and thus I decided to feed a troll by counter-trolling. You were baiting me to support your point, and I went for the bait. It's entirely possible that your typos were calculated to draw such a response. My basic point is that if you're going to attack hard science, you should at least do some editing lest you undermine your message, and calling me an "idoit" will just make me point at you and laugh.

      I'll get to work on personality tests, though, if you like.

      My specific jab at psychology ("based on cigars and violins") went unanswered, though it is something that makes most respectable psychologists blush and stare at their feet, knowing the lack of rigor that characterized the early history of their field. Another post pointed out the statistical problems typical of many psychology studies (chiefly insufficient sample size). In terms of personality tests, it's not uncommon for them to be horribly written, with a number of stale assumptions. For example, the old-school MMPI had some hilarious true/false questions:

      • I like tall women.
        I know a tall woman, a psych nurse living in Minnesota, who was puzzled by this question. If she says no, does that indicate that she doesn't like herself and that she has self-esteem problems? If she says yes, does that indicate that she is a lesbian?
      • I used to like "drop-the-handkerchief."
        This may have been a meaningful question in the 1930s, when the test was written, but within a few decades, most people taking the test didn't understand the question well enough to be able to give a meaningful answer.

      I understand that the MMPI has been reworked, but it still stands as an example of a typical personality test, full of poorly-worded ambiguous questions that say as much about the failings of the test writer as they do about the personality of the test taker. For further discussion, see The Straight Dope. I feel entirely justified in saying that this is pseudo-science.

      Would you care to respond to these points, or shall we continue to swap ad hominem attacks?

      But you are welcome to judge me on whatever criteria you prefer, since it seems important to you.

      Bingo. Care to guess how I turn up on Myers-Briggs?

    74. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      My specific jab at psychology ("based on cigars and violins") went unanswered.

      Yes, it did. It was so absurd and so far from what psychology is that I felt that was one of the things that showed you had no idea what you were talking about. It's so far from fact and truth, there's no point in even addressing it. Honestly, it is so far from true psychology, I did not think anyone could be ignorane enough of the field to seriously mean such a statement. It would be like an astronomer hearing someone make a reference to the flat Earth and realize that comment is so out of date the person must be joking.

      As to the old school test you bring up, it's old school. Psychology is a new science, especially compared to most others like physics. I can cite a lot of stuff that's old school in psychology, or in other sciences, that is crap and should be ignored. I never used the MMPI. I also know that tests are changed and updated over time. For example, I learned about (but didn't use directly) a WISC-R. When I was in college, the WISC was already outdated.

      There is a difference in how you and I approach this topic. You have a passing and brief experience with some tests and feel that you know, from that little bit, enough to comment on it and its validity. You feel more than comfortable judging current testing methods on tests that even you admit are old school. That would be like me critizing physics for saying the atom was the smallest particle in existence. That is now recognized as not true, so it would be unfair for me to use that as a criticism against physics. Just as physicists started with ideas that were later proven wrong and replaced with someting research supported, so are psychological theories and tests.

      I do not like commenting or supporting tools I have not used or am not familiar with. It's been over a decade since I was in the field, but I do try to stick to what I learned about. Again, this seems to be a difference between us: I don't want to make judgements on tools I never professional experience with, yet you seem to feel it is okay to judge tools in a field your posts show a strong ignorance in when you only have had a brief experience with that tool. You don't know the purpose of a question and, from your comments, show assumptions that you and a nurse think might be the question -- yet, you don't know why it was on the test or what it was tryign to establish. (I noticed you said she was a psych nurse, but you don't indicate whether she had actual training -- I know many nurses that knew the meds and regime in psych wards, but had no experience or training in treatment.) To be blunt, I, as a professional who was trained to give, score, and interpret tests, don't know why those questions are there, but I also know enough about the field to know I don't know enough to speculate.

      This is why I compared the attitude hard science people, with you exemplifying that view, have of pyschology to an astrologer's view of science: An astrologer doesn't know the science of astronomy or other hard sciences, and what he does know is wrong. Yet he feels he is qualified to judge science, say what is good and bad about it and he doesn't know the first true and valid fact about it. Your attitude toward psychology is the same: your statements show you know nothing about it, what little you think you know is wrong, yet you feel that you are somehow smart enough to judge an entire field of study when you have no clue about it.

      Now, as to each point of your comments, like the "cigar and violin" stuff, I'm not going to waste my time responding. It's absurd, it's wrong, and, to be honest, it is based so heavily on ingorance of the field, addressing it would be like trying to teach astronomy and starting with, "First, the world is not flat."

      As to what you show on Myers-Briggs -- Why should I care about that? I don't care what my best friend shows up as. (I've even said, on this thread, I think it is way over used and over relied on). If I could just tell

    75. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I would be very justified, as long as you're going to use ad hominem attacks, to point out that you don't even have the courage of your convictions to post as anything other than an AC.

      Is that fair? Does whether or not you post as an AC effect the quality of or facts in your argument?

      No, it doesn't.

      Thank you, again, like a few others, for proving my point.

      As for MS Word -- sorry, doesn't work on Linux. Overall, no, I've said what was enough. If that isn't enough for you, nothing will be and whatever I say, you will troll through it to continue to attack me instead of the points I made, which proves, in the first place, that you simply couldn't refute what I stated, so you had to find a way to attack me instead.

    76. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Reinforces my point, doesn't it? :-)

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    77. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about getting his job? I just want omnipotence.

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    78. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by pfleming · · Score: 1

      I once applied for a job at Hollywood Video that required one of these online "personality" or "lie detector" type tests. I truly believe that only a sociopathic lier can *pass* these tests as they ask the same question multiple times with minor variations. Would you take a soda from the vending machine, ok.. but would you take some gum - what if you saw a co-worker take some gum? How about if you saw a candy wrapper on the floor would you think that someone was trying to rob the safe and rush to "protect" it? Ok. I made that last part up, but I was weeded out as not even eligible for an interview. I was amazed. I have never stolen anything in my life, have had to submit fingerprints for background checks, etc. but this was the most invasive (and in my mind least accurate) "interview" that I have ever subjected myself to, but this is a company that is so paranoid about their own employees that the timeclock would not let people clock in if they were not on the schedule for that timeframe. If you think everyone is stealing from you - and you treat them as if they are - they will eventually.

      As a side note I got a different job that required a higher level of responsibility with absolutely no supervision that didn't have nearly as an invasive and untrusting interview process... and I probably lasted longer at that job than the PFY who HV hired over me. :)

    79. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by cfuse · · Score: 1
      My company routinely gives personality tests to all new sales applicants.

      Fortunately, not all sales people want to work for the church of Scientology.

    80. Re:Your personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't have a login so i have no choice but to post AC. and again you dodge the question of why your posts look clean now, but were riddled with simple errors before. i never attacked you personally, rather i pointed out discrepancies in what you were claiming and that does not rise to the level of trolling.

      what is your point? reread my last post and see what i really said. if you don't try to clean up your posts, then some people are going to react to your APPARENT lack of effort to make your posts readable. i would consider that stating the obvious...and if that is a personal attack to you, i feel sorry for you.

  2. fact of interviewing life these days. by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Behavioral and Personality Type tests are becoming almost standard for larger companies (read, ones that can afford them). Whether or not they add value is debatable, and whether you should "move on" obviously will be a personal choice. If it's a job you really want, you probably should consider taking it.

    I don't consider these tests harmless, especially since many companies allow too much weight to the results. I wonder how many industry leaders today would get "passing" results.

    All that said, if you're interested in what they're looking for and some info on why, and what you might do to improve your results visit this site.

    For a perspective from the "hiring" side, you might want to look at this article.

    Also, here's an article that describes what behavioral interviews/tests are. It claims (I won't agree or disagree):

    ..., behavior-based interviews are said to be 55 percent predictive of future on-the-job behavior, while traditional interviews are only 10 percent predictive. They can help hiring managers get more objective information about a candidate's job-related skills, abilities, interest and motivation, and make more accurate hiring decision. Currently, 30 percent of all organizations are using behavioral interviews to some degree.

    It's mostly voodoo garbage (no offense to voodoo practicers) but is a fact of life in the interviewing world.

    1. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by ronfar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      People are always picking on Voodoo until Baron Saturday takes them to school...

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    2. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "It's mostly voodoo garbage (no offense to voodoo practicers) but is a fact of life in the interviewing world."

      Not just voodoo garbage -- they also serve a very important purpose -- documented justification for not hiring someone. Many large companies use personality tests to help them avoid liability in case of a discrimination lawsuit. Lawsuit prevention seems to be a major function of HR departments at most firms I've worked with.

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    3. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      I think they have value in some cases, but using the test results as a knock-out rule for hiring is a mistake, except in extrememe cases (results say: data entry worker negative, psycho-killer positive...sorry, no second interview!). They really only have value if you are looking for something specific and quantifiable (typing speed, ability to sit for long periods), but that hardly makes it a psychological profiling, I suppose. My experience says that if someone wants the job badly enough, they will tell you what you want to hear, and lying on a test is no exception to this.

      FYI, I work for an international company of ~200k people, mostly front-line customer service types...they briefly implemented personality tests for incoming entry-level hires, but ended the program within 2 years without explanation to the hiring managers.

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    4. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Historically, HR departments were very small and unimportant until the Civil Rights movement. It is exactly because of federal laws that HR has attained the status they have today. I think that in the end, it really comes down to the people you hire, and so HR *should* be important. I don't think we've reached a point where HR, yet, is up to the task of recruiting the best talent (or even recognizing it, if my bosses over the years are even half right). Still, in terms of protecting a company from shooting themselves in the foot, they are both useful and necessary.

    5. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      If my employer believes in Voodoo Garbage, then I shall study Voodoo Garbage that I may manipulate the situation to my benefit.
      "I don't consider these tests harmless,"
      I consider them beneficial. Asymmetric warfare is fine with me. ;)
      Now let's steer the discussion to "how to haxor behavioral interviews".

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    6. Re:fact of interviewing life these days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not just voodoo garbage -- they also serve a very important purpose -- documented justification for not hiring someone."

      Typical legal attitude - the reasons do not have to have any basis in reality, just be written down somewhere. So much of law is merely playing with words, straw men and 'religious' tradition.

      Unfortunately, it costs money to try to do something about an interview report that is effectively criminal defamation, so they win out in the end.

      This whole area is commercialised bullshit, to put it bluntly.

      Next thing you know they will be using iridology and swinging crystal pendants to assess candidates while testing how monotonously they can chant the mantra "we are all individuals".

  3. Sure, I've had to take such tests. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    It isn't a big deal -- it's important for a good employee to be able to play with others as well as make responsible decisions in stressful situations, and sometimes those tests can be an interesting addition to the interview process.

    I find the tests quite entertaining, personally. :-)

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    1. Re:Sure, I've had to take such tests. by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Have any of you had to take a personality test to get a job? Should I do it, or just keep looking?"

      One time at a car dealership, I was given a set of tests. Showed I was the smartest applicant they'd ever had, extremely ambitious, with no social skills at all.
        So here I am posting to slashdot...
      My current day job involves scoring tests.
      OKcupid.com is a site where you can take lots of tests for fun or design your own, and use the test results as a basis for social networking.

  4. Personality test you say? by zephc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Run, don't walk, out of there if they want you to take this 'personality test'

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    1. Re:Personality test you say? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow! They said I'm highly qualified and exactly what they're looking for. All I need to do is pay a small fee to get more information. It's looking like I have a bright future with them!

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    2. Re:Personality test you say? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      You may be closer than you think. The combination of the words/phrases "executive" and "personality test", sets off Scientology alarms.

    3. Re:Personality test you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The combination of the words/phrases "executive" and "personality test", sets off Scientology alarms.

      It's "Oxford" and "personality test" that does it for me. But yeah, I was thinking Scientology when I read this, too. It's still worthless vodoo. No idea why they waste time with this crap; they might just as well buy a crystal ball...

      Speaking of which, that makes me wonder. Did the real Oxford ever make Scientology stop using their name? *ponder* They should if they haven't yet...

    4. Re:Personality test you say? by kiwi77 · · Score: 1

      I just got this huge flashback to the time I took the Scientology personality test. I was living in Seattle at the time (many years ago) and a friend had lent me the book 'Inside Scientology'. It was pretty interesting, to say the least. I decided to go down to the Scientology joint in Seatle and take the personality test, knowing that it was a rigged deal - but I had a plan. Dressing to fit the part, I went in and described myself as a very unsettled, very gainfully employed person. Lots of income, no friends, etc. The auditor (?) was very happy to talk to me. Came time to take the test and see how really fucked up I was and how Scientology could make my life right. My procedure for answering the questions (three choices, yes, no, maybe) was as follows. In my wasted youth I had memorized pi (the number) to 40 decimal places and could reel that thing off like crazy (still can). Pi is a truely random number. I answered each question by going through the value of pi I knew (3.1415926535897932384626...), using one digit per answer and answering 'yes' for even digits, 'no' for odd digits and an occasional (when it felt right) 'don't know' , repeating the number as many times as necessary to complete the test. I did'nt read the questions before answering them, although I did read them afterwards. After finishing the questionaire the magic results came...I was really fucked up and Scientology could help me!!!! I was amazed (not). After some discussion about my unclear personality and useless life, I told the examiner exactly what I had done and confronted him about the difference between his test and real personality tests. He was absolutely thunder struck. He called in his boss and had me repeat the whole story. I was told to NEVER enter a scientology 'church' again. I was BANNED!!! Taking my broken heart in hand, I left, never to return to Scientology. That was really fun.

  5. Hell yes you should take it... by RedOregon · · Score: 0

    ...if you even want half a chance at getting the job. If you're a bunghole, you're going to negatively affect the company in one way or the other. Only way the company is going to hire you is if you do even halfway well at the test. Doesn't really matter what the job is, your personality *will* affect their company, so they would be remiss in *not* checking you out.

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  6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you're another one of those poor saps who was suckered in by timecop's 'How To Be A Bad-Ass Slashdot Troll' correspondence course.

    It's time to ask for your money back.

  7. Personality test i took once. by KarlH420 · · Score: 1

    One time for a Job, they had a 100 question multiple choice personality test. I remeber the first question was asked by the interviewer.. Here are 7 colors on cards. Place the colored cards in the order you like. How that relates to a software engineering job I don't know. The other 100 multiple choice questions were all of the type that they were what would you do in this situation type question, with no right or wrong answer. I had never seen a test like this in an interview before, and was rather un prepared. Anyone know what they are looking for?

    1. Re:Personality test i took once. by boldtbanan · · Score: 1

      That sort of test is illegal in America. They can't ask the 'if you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be' sort of questions. The fact that it's not legal doesn't mean it doesn't happen though.

    2. Re:Personality test i took once. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      What are they looking for?

      Honestly, you can't be sure.

      I once saw an online test where they asked silly questions like, "Which of these two monkeys would win a fight," and "do you prefer sailing or waterskiing." The questions were dumb, but using a naive Bayesian classifier, they took the results and categorized the testers as male or female, with stunning accuracy.

      If you asked the people who designed the test, they couldn't tell you why men were more likely to pick monkey X. All they know is that they do, and if you expose enough of these tendencies, the computer is very likely to figure you out.

      They could be trying to determine anything: whether you're married, whether you have kids, whether you're likely to take orders or be stubborn. You just don't know.

      One of your respondents claimed that such tests are illegal. I'm not sure. It's illegal to ask questions unrelated to job performance (like political affiliations), but if somebody could show that the results of such a test can predict your future success in the job, then a judge might take their side.

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    3. Re:Personality test i took once. by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They may have simply been testing how you responded to being asked more than how you answered the question. You could have shuffled the cards face down, and randomly ordered them. You could have asked whether you should order them right-to-left, top-to-bottom, the opposites thereof, or in a circular pattern. If they were rectangular, see if they should be long side down or short side down, if not if they should be set to look like squares or diamonds (rotated 45 degrees). After getting your answers, you could have asked, "Relative to my point of view, or yours?" Then you could have laid them out very precisely. Even spaces, perfectly oriented, etc. In any event, lay them out according to their rough equivalent locations in ROYGBIV and explain exactly why you did so.
      Congratulations, you have emphasized your attention to detail, non-field-related intelligence, and in explaining your ordering was chosen by a fact of nature and not your own preference, you have nipped any unwanted perspectives on your personality in the bud.

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    4. Re:Personality test i took once. by Tyrdium · · Score: 1
      Congratulations, you have emphasized your attention to detail, non-field-related intelligence, and in explaining your ordering was chosen by a fact of nature and not your own preference, you have nipped any unwanted perspectives on your personality in the bud.
      What if I make a cardhouse?
  8. You gotta be kiddin' me QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    I suggest asking your interviewer this question at each interview. I'm sure it will tip them off as to what an insightful potential employee they have on their hands. They'll be stunned at subtle, yet forthright, brilliant logic contained in the question.

    Go, young man! Go! Go forth and spread the news that personality has nothing to do with performance on the job! The world awaits to be educated, the world awaits to be freed from the tyranny of its beliefs! Free at last! Free at last!

    Pardon my tears of joy. I can't go on. Excuse me, please.

  9. Say what you know they want to hear by 93,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's anything like the ones I've taken, the 'correct' response will be pretty obvious.

    "What would you do if you found a coworker has been stealing office supplies?" (actual question)

    Um . . . Ask for my cut as hush money? Tell him I could peddle his take on eBay? Reccomend a better style pen than the ones he's been stealing? Fall to the ground and play dead every time I see him? Spray-paint 'STICKYFINGERS!!' on his car?

    So many choices.

    1. Re:Say what you know they want to hear by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny
      "What would you do if you found a coworker has been stealing office supplies?" (actual question)"

      I think a good answer would be something like:

      "I would gouge his eyes from their sockets with the very pens he was stealing, then rip off his testicles with the staple-remover he was stealing and cut his heart out with the letter opener he was stealing. Such traitorous acts to the beloved mother company can NEVER be tolerated!"

      Unless I was trying to get a job at Enron or Arthur Anderson (the list goes on and on and on), in which case it would be something like:

      "I would destroy all evidence as a matter of course."

    2. Re:Say what you know they want to hear by middlemen · · Score: 1

      "What would you do if you found a coworker has been stealing office supplies?" (actual question)"

      Ask him for permission to sleep with his wife at any time in return for allowing him to continue stealing office supplies !

    3. Re:Say what you know they want to hear by 93,000 · · Score: 2

      I would gouge his eyes from their sockets with the very pens he was stealing, then rip off his testicles with the staple-remover he was stealing and cut his heart out with the letter opener he was stealing. Such traitorous acts to the beloved mother company can NEVER be tolerated!

      TESTER'S NOTE: Subject's response displayed admirable enthusiasm and loyalty, but extreme disregard for cleanliness of the office carpet.

      XX Two demerits.

    4. Re:Say what you know they want to hear by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      I had to answer that question with a "yes/no" when I worked at Sam's Club (hey, the dot-bomb had dropped, and I had to make rent payments from somewhere), and I answered "no". The manager, though, asked me for a follow-up, and I explained that first, I would confront the thief and give him/her a chance to come clean to management. Following that, I would turn them in.

      So, even at places like Sam's Club, they pay attention to their tests, but don't slavishly rely on them. I guess the manager also liked my answer - I basically said I cared about both the company and the people. It helped get me the job, so... <shrug>

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  10. Problem with personality/honesty testing by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I used to work as a temp in a company that made entry/promotional tests for various civil service positions. He was an I/O Psych Doctorate and one time he asked me and the grad students working there, "What is wrong with tests that tests honesty?" Which I at least consider similar to these personality tests. I answered correctly. "People lie." Honesty tests and personality tests both have the same problem. I know your testing me. And since the answers are usualy so vague. Its just a matter of me picking the answers you want to hear. I don't think i've ever lied personally but its the flaw of the tests themselves.

    1. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      And since the answers are usualy so vague. Its just a matter of me picking the answers you want to hear.

      A well designed test doesn't have answers so obvious that you can't tell "what they want to hear". The options are all reasonable options that reasonable people could choose. In fact, the "obvious" questions are sometimes test questions to see if you're trying to gum up the works. A question that to answer honestly is negative (e.g., "have you ever left early"), but that everyone whose honest would have to answer in the negative way.

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    2. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 1

      Alot of the questions i've sen have been on the 5 scale Strongly Disagree Disagree N/A or neutral, Agree, Strongly Agree Or some scale where you agree and disagree but some strength. So even if i have left work more often then not i wouldn't answer strongly agree. I'd agree. So its a matter of picking a believable answer. Maybe i just have a skewed view on these tests which is possible since i had a bad run of job interviews. Though i think two answers i had on one of these personality tests were fairly funny. Q: "How do you handle change?" A: "I handle it fairly well, after all everything changes, except static variables." Q: "Why should we hire you?" (Closing question) A: "Because I said so.... (Start BSing about how i'm the qualified for the position)'

    3. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by Hast · · Score: 1

      Erm, yeah.

      I guess if you're too stupid to figure that one out you'll probably not do a very good job at embellishing the truth on the other questions. ;-)

      Q: How many people have you killed?
      A: 1) None (of course!). 2) One. 3) Not many. 4) Lost count.

      Thinking deeply... I think I'll go with 2), that way I seem more honest.

    4. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I don't think i've ever lied personally

      Well you just did!

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    5. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 1

      Let me qualify that. :) Lie => Put an answer on the test that did not reflect how i felt. There's an old saying/quote: "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."

    6. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by metachor · · Score: 1

      I don't think i've ever lied personally...

      Caught ya!

    7. Re:Problem with personality/honesty testing by tartley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it's still useful to discover which lies a person chooses to tell. To discover what they think is a desireable way to portray themselves.

  11. Use of these tests by Jumbo+Jimbo · · Score: 1
    I have some experience with these tests. On the whole, they aren't used to screen out employees, but to flag up points of weakness.

    For example, if your test responses indicate you prefer working as part of a team, in an interview the employer may ask you how you would cope if you have to work independently at a client's place of work.

    Although I do have my doubts about them, they are meant to help eliminate some of the elements of interviews and selection where humans can be fallible - such as making decisions based on first impressions, I have read many times that decisions are often influenced by your first 2 / 8 / 120 seconds of an interview. However, it's still possible for employers to use these irresonsibly and just use them as a blanket screening process.

    Back to your question - should you look for something else? Well, these tests are pretty common nowadays, and I think your decision should be based on other aspects of the company - if you like them, the people who interview, and the work environment.

  12. Personality on the job by nekoniku · · Score: 1

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Not a thing; however, it does have something to do with how well you'll fit in the culture there. Whether these tests reveal anything worthwhile is questionable, IMO.

    What I find much more offensive are drug screening tests before being hired, because of privacy issues.

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  13. Little to no value. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1


    You will filter out only the truly stupid with these tests and will be needlessly polluting the profiles of very talented people. These things tend to overinflate the value and/or severity of very normal variances in personality. So, you answer "I'd rather go to a museum than an amusement park," "I work best in quiet solitude" and "I enjoy hunting and fishing over canasta" and all of a sudden "candidate X is a sociopathic introvert with severe avoidance issues who can't work with other people and is possibly armed and dangerous."

    The true sociopaths that you REALLY want to avoid, however, are generally smart enough to navigate these tests better than the people who write them. You could give them the Meyers-Briggs type/Keirsey temperment desired and they could answer the questions perfectly to hit it on the spot every time.

  14. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, not really. I'm just trying to get the Lib's to blow their Mod points on useless posts like this and keep them away from the conservative ones. For the most part, it works nicely.

  15. I'll take it by alta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Give me the login info for the test, I'll take it for you, since you obviously have a problem taking it.

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    1. Re:I'll take it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give me the login info for the test, I'll take it for you, since you obviously have a problem taking it.


      Heh, reminds me of the (apocryphal?) story of the law (?) students who hired other students to take their ethics exams...
  16. How important is the test? by monkman · · Score: 1

    If the results are so important to them, they should be willing to give you a copy. That way you can try to improve any weaknesses it finds.

    And since you are going to be working with others in the company, you should be able to get the results of their tests, too. It will help your team operate more effectively.

    If they don't agree with that, why are they insisting on the test? And do you really want to work there?

  17. I took one for my current job by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's funny, I looked at it (they gave me the test before my "live" interview, and handed me the results when I left) and it said some fairly negative things about me (loner, needs his hand held when given new tasks, tendency to run with scissors ;-). I still got the job though. I've only been here a couple of days, but things are going pretty well and my boss seems quite happy with my work (more like my comprehension of what my work will involve when we finally get something I was hired to do).

    My advice? Go ahead and take the test. Techies aren't hired for their personality, so if you've got a proven track record a test shouldn't affect your chances one way or the other. OTOH, if this is your first or second job, then a test might carry more weight (since they've got little else to go on).

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    1. Re:I took one for my current job by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      ...it said some fairly negative things about me (loner, needs his hand held when given new tasks, tendency to run with scissors ;-).

      If you're going to work alone, rather than on a team, being a loner isn't a bad thing; it may be good. Needing your hand held may be bad, but not if your supervisor likes teaching because this gives him more chances to do what he likes. Either that, or he's a micro-manager, in which case, watch out! The last just shows you're enthusiastic, but can get carried away. Again, a good manager can keep you under control, so that's not too bad.

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  18. Motivated candidates? by d_p · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem I have found interviewing candidates for sysadmin jobs is determining who is going to be motivated to learn on their own and take ownership of systems. I have had trouble before with employees that need to be told what to do and constantly supervised to make sure they complete a project.

    Does anyone have any ideas for screening these kinds of traits? What kind of questions would you ask during an interview, beyond technical questions?

    1. Re:Motivated candidates? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      What I've tried (with some success) is to ask about things that are tangetially related to their work experience, but not actually necessary to get things done. I generally aim for things that they should have at least heard of.

      The more inquisitive types will have looked into it at least a little bit, and at a minimum be able to give you a loose description of it. Some will even have quite a bit of detail. Failing that, you'll get a response of "I've heard that's good for blah, I've been meaning to check that out."

      Obviously don't just do it with one tech, try a few different ones.

      And for people being interviewed, the biggest thing that I've learned from asking the questions is that many of the questions being asked of you are not asked for the most obvious reason.

      Eg: When I interview people who have worked with various unixes, I ask them which one they prefer. I don't actually care which one they like better. It's a set up for the next question, which is why do you like that one better? And that answer tells me all sorts of stuff. "Because I'm much more familiar with it." is an acceptable answer to me. I learn about what they value in an OS, as well as what they might or might not understand about what is actually different between them.

      Nuff rambling. HTH.

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    2. Re:Motivated candidates? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I ask them about out-of-office activities, since those projects are the ones where successful completion depends on self-control, not on direct and constant supervision. If they believably demonstrate that they successfully complete projects on their own, then it is likely that will carry into the office.

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    3. Re:Motivated candidates? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      Does anyone have any ideas for screening these kinds of traits?

      Two words: Temporary employment. If you can, hire the candidate temporarily (for a few months, or on a contract basis). If you like the candidate's work, you can offer him/her a permanent position. If you don't, you simply let the contract expire.

  19. Big Five Personality tests by Mercuria · · Score: 1

    I don't know which personality test they're having you do, but at least one has been shown to have psychometic value -- the "big five", which has dimensions of extraversion, neuroticism, Openness to experience, agreeableness, and conscientiousness. google scholar for "big five personality". if you score high on neuroticism and/or low on concientiousness, studies would indicate that you're not going to be a great employee. the others can have an impact depending on what you do (i.e., salespeople with high extraversion scores tend to do better than less extraverted ones), but generally aren't conclusive about performance across the board.

  20. Not really by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    "You could give them the Meyers-Briggs type/Keirsey temperment desired and they could answer the questions perfectly to hit it on the spot every time."

    That would give them away. The very good tests include questions to gauge the accuracy of the answers. In your example, many of the tests would show the person being tested was deceitful.

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  21. I have no problem with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I work for consists of about 30 people right now, and we use these tests, too. Everyone already employed was asked to take one so a baseline could be established, and now it's part of the interview process.

    It's nice to have an idea of whether someone will fit in or not before they actually start the job. Someone can have a spectacular resume and know how to sell themselves in an interview, and then turn out to be a complete prick that everyone dislikes when they actually start the job. Personally, I'd hate to waste time training a guy only to find out that he got fired because he turned out to be an ass. In the years I've been with this company, we have had two people like that.

  22. Spoof it by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1) Research the test. Find the "right" answers. (yes, they exist)

    2) Out-doublethink them, answer in a way that seems polite, co-operative and not too self impressed.

    3) NEVER NEVER use the "Stronlgy agree" or "Strongly disagree" answers, unlessit's an obvious trap

    I have a degree in psych, was married to a shrink and have done graduate work in this area. It's all about as accurate as a horoscope, just anothe way to one-up you before they slip on the harness.

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    1. Re:Spoof it by GodBlessTexas · · Score: 1

      I've lost a job by spoofing it. I answered all but one of the four sections the way I wanted to, and then threw one of the tests a curve ball by contradicting the answers from the other pages. In the end, the person liked my credentials but decided not to hire me because of the deviation from the one test. What they were looking for, since it was a tech job, was they were looking for a deep thinker who was analtyical and methodical without being emotional/intuitive and touchy-feely. This is most likely what they're looking for as well. Either way, the tests are dumb.

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  23. I'd use such a test if I were an employer by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd use such a test if I were an employer.

    I'd reject all candidates that submitted themselves to it.

    1. Re:I'd use such a test if I were an employer by screenrc · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are correct to reject those who
      willing to spend their time to answer 100 mostly
      unrelated questions. Most competent persons
      will laugh at you if you ask them to do this
      or that just to make it to the interview.

    2. Re:I'd use such a test if I were an employer by The_Dougster · · Score: 1
      I am of the opinion that using tests like these indicate that the company in question has no idea how to evaluate an applicant on their technical merits and likewise is incapable of determining the character of an applicant through an interview.

      To me, it means that the HR and hiring staff is most likely incompetent, and the company is already packed with deceitful and ineffective employees. Such a company is already in decline and working there will most likely not be the exciting career that you desire.

      Still, always take whatever tests they throw at you, and interview to the best of your ability. If you get hired on and the job looks like a loser, keep on looking.

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  24. some things to think about by Surt · · Score: 1

    First of all, personality tests are well debunked in the scientific literature, and they are also easy to beat.

    So the first thing this tells you about the company, right off the bat, is that their HR department will be filled with incompetent losers. Are you going to work in the HR department? Will you spend a lot of time working with the HR department?

    Personally, I hardly ever deal with HR after the first 3 days at a job. So I hardly care if they're incompetent losers, as long as they are just competent enough for me to get paid. So for me, having to take one of these tests doesn't typically tell me anything too worrying about the company. If someone remarks, 'the personality tests were the CEO's idea, he's a really big proponent' then I might worry and consider skipping on to look at another job.

    Since personality tests are easy to beat, if i'm interested in the job, I'll just take and pass the personality test. The real personality test is always going to be the in-person interview anyway, that's when you'll find out if you are a good fit for the team you'll be working with, and if the team is a good fit for you.

    So my bottom line: try to evaluate as neutrally as possible just what exactly the company wanting you to take this test really says about the company, and the people you'll be working with.

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  25. new hires whats? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    The article title makes no sense. New hires whats? Is this about some new graphics card or monitor or imaging format or something? And what does that have to do with behavior?!?

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    1. Re:new hires whats? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The article title makes no sense. New hires whats? Is this about some new graphics card or monitor or imaging format or something? And what does that have to do with behavior?!?

      I think they're just giving you something to do while enjoying a root beer.

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  26. It tells you about their culture by qwijibo · · Score: 1, Informative

    The personality test tells you something about the company. Someone in a position of influence in HR got that instituted as a policy. I've only had one formal test like that. It was the only job I ever interviewed for that I didn't get. I'm making twice what they paid in the first job I got after interviewing there, so it appears to have worked out ok. All of my other employers have been happy with me as a person and employee, so I don't know what the personality tests tell someone.

    I primarily do system administration and development centric jobs. The thing that's interesting about the personality tests I had experience with in psychology class and my mom's masters thesis is that they do a decent job of rating specific traits, but it's not clear what any of those traits mean.

    For example, I find myself having frequent personality shifts. When I'm asking our senior management about their business needs, I'm a follower. When I'm telling them about technical solutions, I'm a leader. I tell them no and correct their assumptions. They seem to like that I can be an expert in some things without being an arrogant prick in things I know less about. I enjoy working with people like that as well.

    How a personality test would help is beyond me. In most cases, it's beyond the HR people too. Technical people are black and white for me. They can either do what they claim they can do or they can't. The computer will be the one to decide if their solution works, so it's pretty easy to evaluate them. The HR people live in a world that is all one shade of grey. Whether or not their personality test is helpful or detrimental can't be determined. If they apply it uniformly, the ones who would have been great employees but fail the test will be working somewhere else, so you don't know that. Likewise, if it gets rid of the people who are one TPS report cover sheet away from going postal, you won't know because it will just be some workplace shooting on the other side of town for all you know.

    Every company has weird little things that don't make any sense. If you otherwise like the company, jump through their stupid hoops and see how it goes. If you wouldn't be inclined to work for them even if offerred the job, tell them that you find personality tests to be demeaning and are no longer interested in the position. If you think it's worth posting on ask slashdot, I'm thinking you're already disinclined to do it. Why not give them negative feedback in the process.

    1. Re:It tells you about their culture by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "I'm making twice what they paid in the first job I got after interviewing there, so it appears to have worked out ok."
      Not relevant at all. What you did after not getting that job isn't the question - the question is whether or not the person who did get the job (and - perhaps - whose answers they liked better) has worked out for the company better than you would have. Obviously, this question isn't going to be answered - as you later allude to.
      "All of my other employers have been happy with me as a person and employee, so I don't know what the personality tests tell someone."
      You don't even know that they didn't like you because of the personality test. The sample size of jobs you've applied for is so small that the fact that the one with the test you did not get is meaningless - that does not show that you didn't get the job because of the test.

      "Technical people are black and white for me. They can either do what they claim they can do or they can't. The computer will be the one to decide if their solution works, so it's pretty easy to evaluate them."
      I'm not entirely sure if I am following your line of thought here (feel free to correct me). Typically on a resume you'll see skills listed - while they may claim they have the technical skills needed for the job and they may have those skills even, they may not be able to do the job. Not because "the computer decides" (that's a pretty hokey statement you made there, btw) but because they may not work well with the larger group dynamic. Your statement seems like a gross-oversimplification of what is involved in a "technical job."

      Although, you've chosen the incredibly broad "technical people" category to discuss, it may be true for some job in that category, for most it is not the case that technical skills either exist or don't.

  27. Simple by Billosaur · · Score: 1, Troll
    Should I do it, or just keep looking?

    If you don't like the idea, keep looking. If you don't mind or don't care, take the test -- as long as you're not suicidal, homicidal, or bipolar you pretty much don't have anything to fear. From what you've said, it sounds like you're aiming for the former and not the latter. Just my 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Simple by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      Mod the parent up from Troll please.

      Nothing about that post was trollish in any way...

  28. Not such a bad idea by aimansmith · · Score: 1

    In one of my previous companies, we usually interviewed just for personality. We would often rate people on personality first and skills second - the idea was that if someone seemed sharp, hard-working, and friendly, then we were likely to get a lot done with that person. If someone's resume says s/he's been a PHP programmer (to use your situation as an example) for X years (and that can be verified with previous employers), then you have to assume that s/he has a pretty good idea of what s/he's doing, and it's very unlikely that you're going to get much more of an idea of a person's skills from his/her interview. Of course, you want to weed out incompetent ones, but you can do that with a 10-minute tech session - after that it's near-impossible to get an accurate gauge of someone's skills. So, more often than not, you're really looking for someone whose personality "clicks" with the group. The only caveat I can think of is that, if you're going to administer this kind of test, you need to have administered the same test to everyone in the interviewee's potential group, and you need some way of predicting how well they'll all get along. Also, you need some variety in a group - groups without some diversity of personalities and styles are (IMHO) much less likely to succeed than groups with a mix of personalities and skills.

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  29. Cite please, by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I feel you have pulled the content of your post out of you ass, and ask you to give a citation indcicating a law, or body of laws, or point to a webpage where I can further research the
    validity of your claim.

    I think you are (1) wrong (2) full of shit (3) stupid as hell or (4) all of the above.

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  30. Illegal? Hardly... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only things that are illegal are those that reveal "protected class" status (e.g. race, sex, religion, handicap etc.) -- and even then, it's not illegal per se to ask, it is only illegal to actually screen people out based on that information. Obviously, someone seeking a lawsuit will have a pretty strong case just from the asking, but that only means it is well inadvisable to bring it up, not that it is illegal to do so.

    So, those lists of "legal" questions you may see are merely recommendations of what you can ask and not risk litigation. That doesn't mean it is illegal to go beyond those questions, just that you're getting into unsafe territory. You could, say, ask someone "what do you do for fun on Sunday." That's not literally saying "are you a Christian," and the person might be a christian but say "I go to brunch," but they might well say "I sing in the choir at my church" and voila, you could now be accused of discrimination based on religion--even though you never actually asked about it directly. Similarly, you could try to be "safe" and ferret out recreational activity on Saturday but get smacked with "Oh, I go to temple." Voila, now you're potentially an anti-semite. The point of those guidelines is to avoid questions that will give anyone the opportunity to volunteer that information--but that isn't law, it's just good advice.

    1. Re:Illegal? Hardly... by boldtbanan · · Score: 1

      My mistake. I thought I remembered being told this during some 'job search' stuff I had back in college. Apparently I was wrong.

    2. Re:Illegal? Hardly... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tend to agree with you on the legality of personality testing, but this statement:

      illegal are those that reveal "protected class" status (e.g. race, sex, religion, handicap etc.)

      raised the question in my mind, since my disability is directly linked to my label of having Asperger's that a psychiatrist slapped on me. Now while this is a plus (I'm a computer programmer, and when the question of personality tests come up, I go ahead and take them, and if based on MBTI, then go ahead and explain how a strong INFP makes for a good detail-oriented programmer, and one who can debug programs written by the much more common INTJ and ENTJ types, thus fitting well into a team of those types), I have to wonder if I could prove discrimination against a mental illness based on the prevalance of such tests.

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    3. Re:Illegal? Hardly... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure when my church interviewed the new preacher, they were allowed to ask if he was a christian. The laws aren't as clear cut as you naively make them out to be.

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    4. Re:Illegal? Hardly... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      What a lame example. OBVIOUSLY a frakking church is exempted. Just because I didn't copy verbatim the entirety of federal and state anti-discrimination law doesn't mean I'm "naive" for not citing every conceivable circumstance where x, y or z do and do not apply. It just means it wasn't relevant to the discussion at hand.

      It's a bloody website forum, not a damned thesis defense.

      Ass.

    5. Re:Illegal? Hardly... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Just admit it: you got busted.

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  31. personality tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i applied at blockbuster and whole foods in texas and both locations required me to fill out a 30 page personality test at a kiosk before even getting contacted for an interview.

  32. "Behavioural" questions at an interview by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not in HR, I have a senior technical role, but I give a fair number of interviews - I'm averaging 1 a week at the moment. I've been on the company course to understand what a good interview consists of, and it was worthwhile doing that course...

    Two things:

    1) "Behavioural questions" are supposed to be based on past experience, not made-up scenarios, eg: "Tell me about a time when you had to give negative feedback to your direct superior". Another example "Walk me through a time when you were working on a small team, and the team disagreed with your ideas". The idea is that there are several ways each of those questions can be taken (mainly because they're challenging situations), and the way in which the candidate chooses to perceive the question is just as much a guide to their character as the actions they claim to take. I always ask at least one question like the above, and the range of answers is quite remarkable...

    2) There is no way on this good earth I will recommend anyone who I feel will be disruptive to the team I work within, unless they (a) walk on water, *and* (b) telecommute a lot. Ok, hyperbole aside, the morale of the team is one of the most crucial parts of software development - I want people who go the extra distance when needed (and only when needed, because to *need* that is indicative of a failure somewhere else, probably on my part...); I want smart, motivated, excellent-at-what-they-do engineers and QA. I take the time and effort to build a cohesive team with both a "we can do this" (backed up with some data...) and a "we *want* to do this" attitude, and I don't want Joe Random Nobody upsetting that.

    Simon.

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    1. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by nbvb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      +50,000 moderator points, you're right on the money here.

      The Behavioral questions tell me more about the person than how they compiled a module into Apache. Who cares? I need someone I can -work- with. I can teach the technical things, but I'm not Pavlov.

      In all seriousness, I look for two things in candidates: 1) Will you fit with my team; and 2) Did you lie on your resume? If it's on your resume, expect questions about it. You should've seen the face on the guy who claimed to have built a Beowulf cluster (seriously.) When I started asking questions about interconnects and latency, he clammed up and admitted to having installed some Linux flavor or another (which one doesn't matter), but not really -doing- anything.

      Just don't lie to me. It's OK to tell me you don't know something, but don't claim to be an expert in it on your resume. :)

    2. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by bkeeler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a fan of questions like "Tell me about a time when you were challeneged and overcame it", or "Where do you plan to be in five years?" I don't think they tell you all that much about a candidate, and what you do learn can be misleading.

      For starters, those questions are very common in interviews. People that answer them well have either prepared and rehearsed stock answers for them, or they've had a lot of practice being interviewed.

      If they're the well-prepared type, well that's not bad in itself of course, but their answers don't tell you much about how they would handle a spontaneous, real-world situation.

      If they're the well-practiced type, of course you have to ask yourself why they've been interviewed so much. Either they job-hop a lot, or they don't get many offers, and you tell which by looking at their resume.

      Personally, for a coding position, I'd rather sit down with them, put some code on the screen, explain what needs to be done to it and see how they go about it. We pair-program at my company, so seeing how people fare in a pair-programming role is exactly what we need to know.

    3. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you come to interview with us, you'll get a day's worth of first-round interviews (between 5 and 8 in total) with a variety of different types of interviewer. Whereas I *can* ask the start-off-simple-and-drill-down technical questions, there are others whose job it is to ask that. Mine is normally to assess the character of the candidate - every interviewer has a particular role to play in our process.

      I deliberately didn't give many examples of what I ask - and I tend to ask a lot of questions in an hour's interview - because as you say, there are those who prepare answers. Part of the course I went on was to help me come up with a set of my own questions that won't be typical outside my company, another part was how to deal with obviously-prepared candidates...

      I personally think a candidate gets a fairly gruelling day, and if (s)he succeeds, there is the (harder) 2nd-round to look forward to, with fewer but far more in-depth interviews. All the interviewers compare notes at the end of the day for every candidate (on 1st and 2nd round interviews), and I think it would be hard for anyone to maintain a faux personality over that entire day, with different people asking similar but differently-focussed questions.

      Simon.

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    4. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Associate · · Score: 1

      Last interview I had, the hiring manager didn't really ask me many questions. I tried to ask a few without appearing to lead the interview. But this kinda left me in limbo as I had nothing to react to. Any suggestions for me, the interviewe?

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    5. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "RAH RAH RAH! GO TEAM GO!........ahhhhhhhh FUCK YOU!"

      Yea, thanks....

    6. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Except these sorts of hiring procedures are performed by sociopathic managerial types, more often than not. Anyone that could work well with them, has severe personality issues anyway... they want to make sure that you are broken, and that you are broken in a way that makes you easy to use.

      Not so much fun, that.

    7. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Not here, at least.

      Our HR department receives the resumes and forwards them to us (the technical team the person will be working on) for review. We then schedule the interviews and make recommendations.

      No HR involvement at that point.

    8. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Shame that. Why the hell can't I ever find a place like this then?

      Doesn't matter though, I'm a skill-less loser, you wouldn't hire me anyway.

      I did, however, just get scaling to work on my javascript/SVG 3d rendering page... (Firefox/moz/opera9 only). Sorry, had to brag, it's been frustrating me for days.

    9. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by jchenx · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of questions like "Tell me about a time when you were challeneged and overcame it", or "Where do you plan to be in five years?" I don't think they tell you all that much about a candidate, and what you do learn can be misleading.

      I agree, those questions aren't very good. I can only see them used as starter questions, in order to get a candidate comfortable in talking with you. In this industry, I do come across a lot of folks who are very introverted and aren't comfortable talking about themselves. That's not necessarily a bad thing, especially if their position is pretty independent, but an interview where no talking is done is a bad one.

      Good behavioural questions are much more specific. "Tell me about a time where you had to push hard to get a bug fixed." That's something that WILL happen on the job, and you do want to get an idea of how this person tackled a scenario like that in the past. I don't like it when candidates are wishy-washy and just give generic answers. If you haven't been in that situation before, then at least be honest about it.

      Yes, people can always prepare stock answers to many behavioural questions, or just out-right lie. There's not much you can do to prevent that, other than ask a number of questions and just mix it up in general. Having an interview full of ONLY behavioural questions isn't a good idea either, which is why I have the traditional "let's go to the whiteboard" questions as well.

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    10. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by The+Ilia · · Score: 0

      Heh. Maybe he read about Beowulf clusters on Slashdot, and thought that it would help him get hired to put that on there.

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    11. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Savantissimo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some suggestions:

      Tell me about a time the system crushed your spirit and turned you into a bitter misanthrope.

      Tell me about a time you overcame your bitter misanthropy and pretended to care about management's fad du jour.

      What is the most entertaining pointed question you ever asked management in a meeting?

      Have you played buzzword bingo?

      Brainstorm how your diversity will synergize customer-focused quality transactions with our core competencies.

      Tell me about a flawed evaluation metric [bingo!] you have seen and what it actually rewarded.

      How do you prefer to procrastinate?

      If you were to "sell out", how much would you want? No, really - how much?

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    12. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 1

      My boss typically tries to find out what kind of person you are. You know, whether you were raise right.
      If so, learning code is easy. His reasoning? You're not working on what you would have worked on 3 years ago or what you'll work on 3 years from now. But if you're a good person, you'll likely still be a good person 3 years from now.

    13. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1

      My most favorite interview was when the guy who had the power to hire me sat down and just chatted about my general background for about ten minutes, including what I did for enjoyment, hobbies, and so forth, then took me to his whiteboard and asked me to code a database call in the DBMS they used (it was an IBM mainframe IMS/DB system). Once I was done he just sat back, nodded, and said "You're In."

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    14. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      8 interviews, for the same role, in the same day. As a first round?

      And just what would a typical candidate be /doing/ at your company?

    15. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I was kind of wondering that myself. I've seen interviews with 3 or 4 different people for a company and came away from *that* feeling numb. I can only imagine how I'd feel after 8 interviews in a row in one day (especially since it takes about an hour to actually get anywhere in a general interview).

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    16. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      My favorite one that I actually had in an interview:

      "How would you use bash to scrub the carpet?"

      You can't make this up.

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    17. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by ProZachar · · Score: 1

      #!/usr/bin/bash
      dd if=/dev/random of=/home/carpet

    18. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Oh no. They meant an actual piece of flooring.

      Loved the answer though =]

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    19. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You've got to be careful here. When you conduct a geniuine behavioral interview, you're asking a person to come up with a situation that matches your criteria, and then infer from their actions (and perhaps follow up questions on the event) their personality. The fundamental attribution error states that people generally overattribute a person's actions to their personality rather than the situation.

      For example, an interviewer might attribute a candidate's decision to implement a genetic algorithm for the Frequency Assignment Problem as "over-engineering" rather than the fact that it's NP-Hard. Of course, a candidate who fails to get this across to the interviewer may not be the kind of person your company needs, but there are PLENTY other situations in which the situation defines what is to be done versus the person, and the behavioral interview rarely digs into the situation and focuses on a) checking that the person isn't lying by asking for details and b) examining the person's behavior and thought process during the scenario.

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    20. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Oh, just your basic brilliant software engineer or architect... [grin]

      We're a fun bunch to work with. The projects tend to be fun too. We pay well ==> We have a lot of candidates for each position.

      When we're on a hiring spree, it can take a significant amount of time from my week, but I think it's worth it to get the right people. I've worked at places where there was no sense of "team-spirit" [please forgive the cliché - I couldn't think of a better phrase] within the team I was in, and it was dismal. I'll not voluntarily go through that again.

      Simon.

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      Physicists get Hadrons!
    21. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Ahhh, it doesn't necessarily sound like "The Big G", though it could be... I can understand that a bit more if it was, or a company like that.

      My 'worst' interviewing experience was about 3 2 hour interviews over a week, and that was for a fairly senior pre-sales lead consultant, for fairly major network stuff (all of our presales guys were Cisco certified, at least half CCIE, and the other training.)

    22. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Gotta give this person big kudos! As a PHB I need to use behavioral interviewing techniques every few weeks and the behavioral interview technique is to ask about past experiences, with the idea being that what you have done in the past is a pretty good predictor of what you will do in the future.

      The trouble is, some unqualified people are very adept liars and can make up experiences to fool even the most savvy behavioral interviewer. Along the same lines there are very many interviewees who really stink at behavioral interviews and can't provide a decent example to save their lives.

      Here is a hint for anyone expecting to interview, something that is taught in every college interview guide:

      Use the STAR technique in every response.
      S/T - Describe the Situation or Task you were responsible for. If you get stuck for an example, don't worry, most people have experiences *every day* that are suitable answers. For example, once I was asked to describe how I handled a conflict. I was stuck for a good example, so I just pulled one from my experience on the telephone with a client that morning. I got the job.

      A - Briefly describe the specific Action that you took. Try to describe the things that you did, not that the team handled or that your boss asked you to do.

      R - Describe the Results. Tell the interviewer whether you achieved the results you/your manager were looking for. If not, simply describe what you learned from the less than desired results and how you would do things differently given the same situation.

      Behavioral interviews are easy once you learn the STAR technique and come to your interview prepared. Monster and other websites have tons of interview questions. Here are my favorites:
      - Describe a situation where you had a conflict with a co-worker
      - Tell me about a time when you had to take initiative
      - If you have had a project that was going to miss a deadline, how did you handle it.
      - Tell me what you did to prepare for the interview today. What do you know about my company?

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    23. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
      I personally think a candidate gets a fairly gruelling day...

      Do you control the entire day, or do you allow the prospective employee the option of implementing their personal stress reliever? eg Would I be allowed to take my normal 10-40 minute nap during lunch? (A catnap is medically proven to make a person more awake and effective)

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    24. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Nice one, but please do realize that this may block if not enough (quality) entropy is available. To cut corners :-) you could use /dev/urandom.

      In other words, unless the carpet is in a casino, your method might not get it cleaned out well enough.

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      The Hacker's Guide To The Kernel: Don't panic()!
    25. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      [grin] I've never been asked that...

      I think the day is pretty much controlled - even lunch is an "interview" time, though not a formal affair.

      Simon

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      Physicists get Hadrons!
    26. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by chicagotypewriter · · Score: 1

      Although it may be medically proven to help you out, I don't think I'd ever hire someone who asked to take a nap in the middle of "interview day."

    27. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Like this:

      #!/usr/pkg/bin/bash
      for i in \
      One to three, \
      then it\'s tea for me, \
      Four to nine, \
      Wine and dine, \
      Half past ten, \
      To bed again. ;\
      do dd if=/dev/urandom of=/home/carpet bs=`ls -l /home/carpet|awk '{ print $5 }'`; done

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      The Hacker's Guide To The Kernel: Don't panic()!
    28. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      8 interviews in one day... I did that. I was interviewing for HP for an internship (after being picked among the interviewees at a job fair on campus). It was definitely overload. My big problem though was the timing. That was the worst week of my life I'd have to say. They flew me to Dallas in the middle of the week, this being in college. First of all, I couldn't imagine them doing this. I valued school a lot, shouldn't they too? and they are making me skip for a few days. I hardly missed classes at all throughout college before. Some were unmissable in my book, hurt my exam grades definitely. I did homework the whole time on the plane. We were delayed so I got to Dallas late. I couldn't find the damn hotel (F U mapquest and their sign was on the ground, I found out next morning), I finally got there really late. I went to bed at 3am, got up at 7 something and made it there by 8 something, just in time for a full day of interviewing. I really didn't like it there. I don't know if it was just my situation and my mood, but they all seemed like snobs, even the other guy from my school who went, and the place was so sterile and uninviting. So I believe it rubbed off that I didn't like it there and of course I didn't get the internship. To top it off, I was stuck in Chicago because of snow delaying me so I couldn't catch the connection. When I finally got back the next day, I speeded to my apartment, speed typed a paper I had written on the plane and in hotels, and ran to the class (yes quite literally, across the Quad even) to turn it in. I was only 15 minutes late miraculously. I wasn't so lucky in my CS class, he didn't let me turn in any homework late. Also, I just didn't get much studying time for my 2 exams that week.

      As a result, I hate Dallas, I hate the state of Texas and all the snobs that live there. It's unreasonable I know, to put the blame on them, but too bad, I do it because I can. Man what an awful week.

      About the interviews, I remember the technical interview was in some kind of meeting room, just me and 4 HP geniuses or whatever. The gave me problems and had me code them on the whiteboard. I had never done anything like that before, I couldn't help but be nervous in that situation. So that didn't go well because I had a hard time thinking like I do for homeworks, I would go blank. I also remember one of the many interviews, a guy asked me to put in order of importance to me, 4 things I value in a job, location, money, people, and the type of work. I can't remember for sure, but I think I said type of work, people, money, location. The order should probably switch money and location right? I'm pretty sure I blundered when talking about money. I said it wasn't last because I actually did need it. I said this in the naive college student sense. I wish I would have elaborated now. I meant that I would need money to have an apartment (since it was far from home) and food to eat. I was a poor college student, living off the scratch from summer jobs and some from parents, come on. I know he took it the wrong way and didn't get where I was coming from. One of them seemed to go well. We talked about Itanium and how it was RISC but sorta not :)

      What would have happened if it went differently and I did get the internship there, I wonder. I remember they laid off a lot of people soon after that and I imagine the interns were the first to go, but at least I would have had the word "internship" on my resume. God, what an awful job market this is.

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    29. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by The+Swirve · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Microsoft. I haven't actually gone through it, but I have enough friends who have. I'm not sure if it's all on one day because Microsoft flies them out for the interview or if regular candidates always go through the same thing (I suspect the latter). I think one of my friends had 9 1 hour interviews in one day - he was pretty sure the "personality" test was over lunch.

    30. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you had a nightmare interview - all I can say is that we try to make that "not typical". I think we all (well we're all told to, anyway) try to put the candidate at ease. I don't want to see you under the worst possible circumstances, because that's not a fair comparison to those without any problems on the day. I recall interviewing someone from Canada - we flew her down on the Friday, interviewed her on the Monday, and flew her back on the Wednesday. She was offered a position, which was accepted.

      There's no golden arrow, there's no certain formula. You do your best in an uncertain world. The idea is to make the team the very best possible for the job in hand. We all buy into that, or we wouldn't have been hired in the first place...

      Simon.

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    31. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

      That sounds nice, I have to say thanks. "I recall interviewing someone from Canada - we flew her down on the Friday, interviewed her on the Monday, and flew her back on the Wednesday. She was offered a position, which was accepted" Wow, I wish it had been like that, and not during school. I worked my ass off in school, got good grades. I'm glad I did. Hopefully one day it will pay off.....

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    32. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about you, not the HR folks.

    33. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by tartley · · Score: 1
      >>People that answer them well have either prepared and rehearsed stock answers for them

      But that's exactly the point! Someone who flunks such an inevitable question is obviously an undesireable candidate, because they either were so clueless that they didn't expect such a question to come up, or else they are so arrogant or lazy that they didn't even bother to prepare a stock answer for it. That is precisely why such questions get asked.

    34. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I would never come for a job application at your company.

    35. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      +50,000 moderator points

      Feedback: Excellent slashdotter!!! would moderate again!!! AAAAAAA++++++++++++++

    36. Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview by AlmostJaded · · Score: 1

      Simon. You seem like a nice guy. What if I suggested candidates are customers and just that important 50/50 relationship, got it? How does two days of 8 hour interviews serve the customer? How come brilliant people, engineers of all people, can't figure out and endorse recruiting as a binary safe function. I mean, for example, why not set up two-person team interviews leaving the candidate 4 hours free the first day. Or. Novel idea. Let them go to lunch while you all pow wow and let them know face to face and with honesty why they are free the rest of their stay. Help them. Can't you do that? Why has it become an acceptable practice to "subject" candidates to so much. Honest to pete, I've taken to ordering soup just so I can swallow. Gah-dang. The kid missed school? I would have thought of that. I would have cared. I would have found a way to make it happen. How caring it might have been for one recruiter to take a stance in what is in the best interest of the candidate. "Simon, I've got this green bean. He's still in school. He's got x and I believe in him. There's something about him. I was wondering if your part of it could be done over the phone." Win/win. 50/50. Respect. I will sit on the sidelines no more because I "can" get up now for all of us and shout, "Stop doing it!" Probably because there's nothing stuck in my teeth from lunch, where I still couldn't relax because it was an interview. Does the candidate know that? I didn't at a high tech company in Seattle and it was unpleasant. I couldn't wait to get away. Simon, are you Sergei in disguise? There's a certain happiness in what you've written thus far.

  33. What I learned from Scott Peterson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to be a good person with a charming personality. You just have to lie well enough for others to believe that you are/do. It is the most devious sociopaths what will succeed the most in this world, resulting in them producing more offspring. The human race will evolve.

    So, if your personality is being evaluated, imagine that Scott Peterson is interviewing for the same job as you. You'll need to come off as more charismatic than him. Use your intellect to determine which answers will make them think the best of you, and that's what you say. Practice your phony plastic smile in the mirror, until it can pass off as genuine. Stuff like that.

  34. Give the answers they want by proteus421 · · Score: 1

    It is fairly easy to do well on these tests. Just like answering interview questions in general, any answer that is positive is good and any that is negative is bad. As part of the process for one interview, I had to answer two pages of questions that an HR rep read to me verbatum. When answering the first question, I noticed she was making notes based on certain things I said. By the end of the interview, I had her writing on command. ;) Silly HR departments. In the end, I removed myself from the interview process as this was just one of several things that gave me the impression the place was not for me.


    If they are going to partially base employing you on some canned questions that are transparent, give them the answers they want. Of course, if the culture is such that they use such a test to judge you, the company may not be a good "personality" fit for you. :)

    1. Re:Give the answers they want by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      A well-designed test will not have the fallacy -- the purpose is not to determine whether you can select the "right" answer -- the purpose is to determine which right answer you'd select, and what insight that gives into how you would handle certain types of situations.

      Any personality test with clear right/wrong answers is useless.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  35. Company Culture by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    Companies develope a certain culture over the years. Generally speaking, the higher ups want to keep that culture stable (culture changes would rock the boat and possibly reduce productivity). If they are trying to keep things stable, at the very least they won't want to hire someone who will conflict with the existing culture.

  36. Right. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, these tests aren't very long and having seen "real" results for whatever temperments, there's no way you could tell a "deceitful" person from an "honest" person if all the answers are the same. A truly deceitful person will fly under the radar because they know the test and know the answers.

    Besides, the real problem here is taking something that is actually a relatively neutral analysis and making screening decisions based on the results. In the case of Meyers-Briggs, I'm an INTJ, so how do I compare to a ESFP?

    The problem here isn't that the tests are useless, it's that the tests are designed for situations where there is no incentive to deliberately skew the results. If someone's financial livelihood depends on how they "look on paper," it for all reasonable intents invalidates the foundation of the test. Sure, people do the same thing in person, but the problem is relying on these results sight-unseen and giving any credence to the supposedly "objective" results as if it retains any scientific validity.

    1. Re:Right. by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

      Okay, first I said the good tests, not this one.

      Second, the MMPI for example is over 500 questions and takes in excess of four hours to complete.

      "A truly deceitful person will fly under the radar because they know the test and know the answers."

      This is very difficult. There are no correct answers for them to know.

      You appear to be basing your understanding of these tests on the Meyers-Briggs, which, as you probably agree, is garbage in all it's variations.

      There are, however, many other tests, such as the MMPI and TAT that are actually reasonably accurate.

      I suggest you read a little more about them. You'll find what I'm saying is true, and some of the tests are genuinely amazing in their descriptive ability.

      As to this particular test, I haven't seen it, but it's most probably useless, as the very good tests require extensive training for administration and scoring.

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    2. Re:Right. by stanmann · · Score: 3, Funny

      A geek sociopath who can't stay in character for 4 hours of the tests either isn't a geek or isn't a sociopath. I'm confident I could roleplay just about any personality type I selected for the 4 hours required for the test.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    3. Re:Right. by maggot+the+shrew · · Score: 1

      That's good. Did you know that a significant majority of people consider themselves to posess above average intelligence? Experienced actors spend months developing personalities that read rea, and they've spent their lives (or at least their educational career) learning to do that.

      Most people who believe they can fool an even moderately well written personality test are probably foolish enough to convince themselves that they were successful after the fact.

    4. Re:Right. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Many slashdotters spend years developing personalities that read real, and they've spent their lives, at least 12 hours every thursday, friday,saturday sunday learning to do that, its something we call playing roleplay games. Its no different than acting. You develop a character, put yourself in their shoes and make decisions as they would. Its not something that requires any particular degree of intelligence, look at Hollywood actors when they open their mouths off screen.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    5. Re:Right. by maggot+the+shrew · · Score: 1

      Many slashdotters spend their lives convincing themselves that they are smarter than eryone else, including each other. Haven't you ever seen the guy bragging at a party where everyone knows he's full of it, but since we're all pretty much social sheep no one calls him on it?

      But no, that couldn't possibly ever be one of us, now could it?

    6. Re:Right. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Slashdotters don't go to parties. See, there you are, playing a role, pretending you've been to a party, and seen someone talking smack.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  37. don't make this mistake by eddeye · · Score: 4, Funny

    This may just be to screen out the real whackos. Trust me, this is important. You don't want to hire a guy with all the technical skills who:

    • in the interview, puts his hand over his mouth every time he giggles
    • looks over his shoulder nervously every time you use the word 'security' and says you shouldn't be talking about this
    • after being hired by the clueless manager, does random exercises in his office "to quiet his head"
    • when given a half-day task, disappears into his office for a week (no one wanted to deal with him and it was low priority, so we let him be). when he comes out and you ask where the result is, he says "oh that. I didn't feel like working on that so I've been doing something completely different."
    • confides in a coworker that he's afraid one day some black suits from Raytheon (his former employer) will shove him into a van, drive him out to the desert, and put a bullet in his head
    • after finishing a week-long project with no overtime, says to the president of the company "boy that was tough. i need some time off." and promptly walks out of the office at 2pm on Wed without another word.
    • doesn't show up the next day. or the next. or the following Mon. finally Tues morning a coworker spots him in the breakroom getting coffee. asked where he's been for 3 days, he replies "riding my bike around town". when the coworker says "at least you're back", he responds "i'm not back, i'm just here getting coffee." then disappears for another two days.
    • one day you see him wearing a bright orange shirt and a snap cap. you say "boy, you look different today". he says "no, it's still me". takes off his hat. "see? it's still me."
    • doesn't show up early one morning when he's supposed to get a ride to an out-of-town conference with you. you wait and wait and finally decide to leave without him. as you're pulling out of the parking lot, you see him walking up. you shout his name. he sprints off down the street in the other direction. you catch up to him in your car and identify yourself. he says "oh i thought you were someone else." you say "let's go to the conference." he says "i can't go. i have to go home and shower." which he does.

    all this during his probationary period and they still kept him on full-time. it wasn't til months later when the women in the office said they were seriously afraid of him that he was let go.

    --
    Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
    1. Re:don't make this mistake by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Funny

      > all this during his probationary period and they still kept him on full-time.

      So, erm, is your company hiring? :)

    2. Re:don't make this mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, is this from a book or something?

    3. Re:don't make this mistake by eddeye · · Score: 1
      So, is this from a book or something?

      Yeah, the book called "my life" by me. Still no publisher as it's long, chaotic, and only exists in my head.

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      Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
    4. Re:don't make this mistake by eddeye · · Score: 1
      So, erm, is your company hiring? :)

      Sorry, that company is long gone.

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      Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
  38. Your right, its not fair by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    But I mean, if your socially deviant, who wants to hire you? Unless you have an impressive CV and can easily demonstrate your exceptional in what you do, then don't question why an employeer expects you to fit a certain mold.

    The bottom line is that the employeer has a right to hire whomever they want. While racial profiling would be far too much and would result in lawsuits, there is nothing inherently illegal about refusing to hire a person, and without cause either.

    Even once a person is hired, there is generally few laws that prevent an employeer from firing you without cause, unless your unionized of course.

    Love it or hate it, life isn't fair, and if your applying for a company that requires a personality test, look elsewhere. Chances are this company doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground if they think someone with a nice personality is what they need in good employees. You probably don't want to work for that company anyways.

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  39. $0.02 by crotherm · · Score: 1


    I have to add my two cents here. I was asked to take one of these by some employment agency that my old company contracted to handled the people laid off due the dot bomb. As I went through it not only did it keep asking very similar question, but just reworded, it also was asked very personal questions as well. I felt like I was on the couch in a shrink's office. So I just started BSing the thing and it came back with a result that was almost the opposite of what I think I am. Either way, I would feel awkward enough to answer those questions in person to a shrink, there was no way I was going to do it to a computer. Next thing you know, the whole internet is busting your balls over the stupid crap you had to answer for some personality test...

    sheesssh....

    That said, if you really want the job, I would tell them that you would rather do the test in person. There is no way I would do it to a machine.

    --
    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
    1. Re:$0.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those types of tests ask the same questions worded differently for a few reasons including a) to show you are making an effort to answer truthfully and not just putting anything down and b) to account for poorly worded questions (they will suspect a question is misleading if your answer for it is opposite of several other answers you gave).

  40. I had one of those ... by Mr.Surly · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... It didn't go so well:

    Interviewer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
    Me: What one?
    Interviewer: What?
    Me: What desert?
    Interviewer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
    Me: But, how come I'd be there?
    Interviewer: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
    Me: Tortoise? What's that?
    Interviewer: You know what a turtle is?
    Me: Of course!
    Interviewer: Same thing.
    Me: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
    Interviewer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
    Me: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
    Interviewer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
    Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
    Interviewer: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
    Interviewer: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?


    It went down hill from there. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

    1. Re:I had one of those ... by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      "It went down hill from there."

      Well yeah, you didn't get the job. Who really knows how it would have turned out, otherwise, but shooting the man for asking you about your mother?

    2. Re:I had one of those ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOOK

      You see sand, lots of sand. A few lonely cactuses rise from the waste along the horizon. In front of you, a turtle lays on its back and kicks its legs, struggling to turn over. To your right is a pile of sticks that may have once been a small shrub.

      TAKE STICK

      You are holding a stick. The turtle continues to wriggle in an attempt to right itself.

      POKE TURTLE WITH STICK

    3. Re:I had one of those ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me (well, you): So why the fuck would I "help"? If I flipped it on its back, why would I flip it back to its feet?

    4. Re:I had one of those ... by Trifthen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gotta love "tests" that provide completely artificial situations that would never occur, with actions you'd never perform, and supposedly gauge your personality or other metal capacity. It should go more like this:

      Interviewer: You're currently raping a quadrapalegic twelve-year-old girl who's recently had her family murdered right in front of her, and...
      Me: I'm WHAT!?
      Interviewer: Please don't interrupt. This test is designed with situations which provoke an emotional response. These answers are very important to us!
      Me: You and your company are clearly insane. How's that for an emotional response?
      --
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    5. Re:I had one of those ... by kjs3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks! That's the first laugh-out-loud thing I've read today.

    6. Re:I had one of those ... by tksh · · Score: 1

      You do realise that the parent is quoting a certain scene from a certain famous sci-fi movie right?

    7. Re:I had one of those ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than likely no, since it wasn't littered with smileys.

    8. Re:I had one of those ... by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but other people don't, and I haven't had a +5 funny in a while. ;)

      --
      Read: Rabbit Rue - Free serial nove
    9. Re:I had one of those ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is actually from the script of Bladerunner incase you didnt notice it.

  41. Personality by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Pretty much everything. Most employers take the position that they can train any reasonably skilled person to do the task at hand, as long as they can work with the existing team. OTOH, disruption to the work/team environment, no matter your skill level, can cause real target-missing problems and be fatal to a company if it's small or bad for the department if you're looking at a larger place.

    Most HR-conducted interviews are 100% personality tests, since they pretty much don't have the knowledge to quiz you on technical matters. And most employers, even technical ones, don't bother to give you a technical interview. IME. That alone tells you the value that employers put on personality above technical ability.

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  42. Not just about interpersonal skills or morals by spun · · Score: 1

    I have had to take several of these types of tests. Some are designed to catch certain types of immoral behavior by asking what you would do in a given situation, and what you believe others would do. In general, people actually do what they think others would do, so if you answer that you think everyone steals office supplies, you are admitting to stealing office supplies.

    The other type is like the Myers-Briggs test, and is designed to see if you are a good fit for the job. We don't want to stick introverts in sales positions, nor extroverts in a tiny cubicle coding all day long and never talking to anyone.

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    1. Re:Not just about interpersonal skills or morals by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      The problem with the MBTI is that your type is whatever you say it is, regardless of your test results. I think if I were asked by my employer to take an MBTI and the job was something that frowned upon INTJs for some reason (probably sales, as you said), I'd say my type was ESTP or something similarly gregarious. Even if you can't outright say "this is my type", you can research the sorts of questions being asked and reverse-engineer the test.

      If I apply in the first place, it means I want the job (I wouldn't want sales, of course, as an INTJ), which probably means my personality is at least somewhat aligned. A personality test is hardly going to stand in the way of that.

    2. Re:Not just about interpersonal skills or morals by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      In general, people actually do what they think others would do, so if you answer that you think everyone steals office supplies, you are admitting to stealing office supplies.

      Or you're just cynical.

  43. Thank goodness by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    I am also currently looking for a job. I always feel that I fail to communicate who it is that I really am. I really believe that I would be hired if I could just get them to see the true me. I have maintained a 4.0 in an attempt to demonstrate my potential, but I welcome any help I can get in the interview department. I hope these tests spread like wildfire.

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  44. They are good for yourself also by RPGonAS400 · · Score: 1

    I had to take one of these after I had an interview and was considered a good candidate. They emailed me the results the next day. I found it amazing how bang on the results were based on obscure questions. It showed what motivated me, what bugged me, how to get more work out me, etc. I am glad I took it just for my own sake.

  45. That's not always easy. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    If it's anything like the ones I've taken, the 'correct' response will be pretty obvious.

    "What would you do if you found a coworker has been stealing office supplies?" (actual question)


    Not to be a snob or anything, but that's a pretty telling sign of a crappy job where you're untrusted, unskilled, and replaceable. That's a fast food / call center job quiz. We're talking about something a little more subtle where they're more interested in how well you play with others than whether you're a petty criminal.

    The kind of personality tests for corporate office workers are more along the lines of Myers-Briggs tests and and color-ranking quizzes than "don't do drugs; don't steal" tests. I don't trust these quizzes for two reasons:

    1) They're not always accurate.

    I vary strongly on E/I and J/P scales on a Myers-Briggs test depending on my mood, and with a little understanding of the categories, I can get any result I want. (Solid NT, though -- that part of the test is dead on, and it's extremely obvious in everything I say and do.)

    The color test is just so much voodoo, in my opinion. However, since the system is totally opaque to the person being interviewed, you can't game it like you can a test that asks actual questions with recognizeable "right" and "wrong" answers. Similarly, there are all sorts of Bayesian-based tests with crazy questions that somehow tend to correlate to certain personality traits.

    2) I don't trust my employer with the results.

    Even if they were accurate, I see absolutely no reason to let my employer know anything about who I am beyond what I bring to work every day. Some of the tests purport to tell fears, points of anxiety, reasons for self-doubt, etc. If these results were true, then I don't trust my employers with that information. (I might trust my current boss with that info since we get along well, but I don't trust HR at all.)

    Actually, it's even worse that they're frequently inaccurate. HR people who don't ever interact with you beyond an interview or some sort of legal difficulty will ardently believe the results to accurately measure you. What if your test says your intolerant or dishonest even if you're not?

    I try to avoid these tests whenever I can. They inherently says that I can't be trusted as much as some scientifically-shaky questionaire since I could be a faker while these tests will reveal "the true me."

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    1. Re:That's not always easy. by toad3k · · Score: 1

      Just took the color quiz for a kick. According to it, I like extreme sports, have a satisfying sexlife and am very driven. Surely no company would be stupid enough to buy into this?

    2. Re:That's not always easy. by 93,000 · · Score: 1

      Not to be a snob or anything, but that's a pretty telling sign of a crappy job where you're untrusted, unskilled, and replaceable. That's a fast food / call center job quiz.

      Not necessarily. While I don't argue that it's a 'call center job' quiz, these quiz types still come up in places you wouldn't expect. At this particular company, the test was given to applicants across the board, regardless of position - and this was at a $1+ billion financial services company that was an excellent place to work.

      Useful or applicable? Not really. It didn't make much sense, but was in place nonetheless.

    3. Re:That's not always easy. by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      Just took the colour test and here is the assessment of my personality..

      "Unwilling to extend himself or exert undue effort (with the possible exception of sexual activity). Feels that further progress requires more from him than he is willing or able to give. Would prefer reasonable comfort and security rather than the rewards of greater ambition."

      That reads like a horoscope.. besides that, it couldn't be further from the truth.

    4. Re:That's not always easy. by Valdrax · · Score: 1
      "Unwilling to extend himself or exert undue effort (with the possible exception of sexual activity). Feels that further progress requires more from him than he is willing or able to give. Would prefer reasonable comfort and security rather than the rewards of greater ambition."

      That reads like a horoscope.. besides that, it couldn't be further from the truth.

      Wait. Isn't you nick "Adult film producer?" I'm just saying the first and third sentence seem a little funny in that light.

      Heh. Seriously, though, those things are little better than a horoscope for vagueness and accuracy, but I have a friend who had to take one of these before for a job, so I know they're out there.

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  46. Sample question by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

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    24. Jack calls and says "DON'T TELL ANYONE I called. Just re-position the satellite" Do you:

    a) Hang up on Jack
    b) Call Division and give them Jack's location
    c) Tell Edgar to do it
    d) Re-position the satellite

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    1. Re:Sample question by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Edgar is dead

    2. Re:Sample question by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      3) Claim that you told Edgar to do it... knowing full well that Edgar is dead.

    3. Re:Sample question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edgar's dead. Must have missed that episode, eh?

  47. Hahahaha oh man by E.+Edward+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Nothing at all, if you job doesn't ask you do do these things:

    1. Be in the presence of people

    2. Communicate with others

    3. Be trusted with / near property which does not belong to you

    4. Provide products or services to customers

    5. Exist in the physical world of things and people

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  48. Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skills by xjimhb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ran into this when they opened a new Best Buy near us, and I thought I might pick up a little extra money as a computer tech (mostly back-room work, minimal customer contact). They asked a few (very few) questions to establish tech skills, 90% of this on-line application was this behavioral crap, which I answered more or less honestly. I could see where the thing was aiming, though, looked like they wanted everyone in the store to be "Cheerful Charlies" to fit in.

    When I went over to their interview site in a nearby mall and inquired, I was told that I had not been selected for an interview. If I wanted I could try again in thirty days (by which time the roster for the new store would be filled up, of course). I didn't bother.

    I no longer shop at Worst Buy, certainly not for anything like a computer, since it is obvious they are NOT selecting their PC techs for technical skills, just their beaming and radiant personalities.

  49. People with Personality by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    Love that story. Here's mine (names removed to protect... well, I don't care, but I took 'em out anyway).

    Back in the early '90s I am leading the team doing Windows drivers at a fabless semi. I need more resources. Several months before, we had a new hire, who did not report to me. Was working on SCO drivers, but had the technical expertise to help my group out.

    He was temporarily assigned to my group. Needed a couple of days to clear the SCO work, so I gave him background documentation, and discussed the new work with him. Unfortunately, he did not really speak English, but was very good at nodding at the appropriate times, and saying "Yes, I get it. Yes, I understand."

    I left it at that (give him a couple of days, and then touch base).

    Now, it gets really bizarre. He was a paranoid schizophrenic. After reporting to me for two days, the hard drive on his SCO box crashed. He mumbled "I won't be needing this", threw his security badge at the admin, and left the building before lunch. He went to a local mall, and knifed someone to death.

    Not guilty, insane.

    Fast forward a couple of years. He is still collecting LTD. During a meeting discussing staffing for the dev on a new chip, the VP asked "What about xxx? Can't he do the Unix and SCO drivers?". "But he is in the insane asylum!". "That's ok, we can give him a computer, can't we? He is still on the payroll".

    Personally, I prefer to work with sane and reasonable people (and, no, he wasn't given the work assignment).

    Ratboy

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    1. Re:People with Personality by MonsoonDawn · · Score: 1
      Fast forward a couple of years. He is still collecting LTD. During a meeting discussing staffing for the dev on a new chip, the VP asked "What about xxx? Can't he do the Unix and SCO drivers?". "But he is in the insane asylum!". "That's ok, we can give him a computer, can't we? He is still on the payroll".
      He'd have to be crazy to come off LTD.
  50. Not a Behavioral Interview by mdmarkus · · Score: 1

    This doesn't sound like a behavioral interview, but just a personality test. In a behavioral interview, the interviewer asks questions that discuss actual past behavior of the interviewee rather than speculative questions or the dreaded "What kind of tree would you be?" That said, their website looks like they're a yes-man body-shop. Keep looking...

  51. Mmmmm. Bitter. by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    "Worst Buy": My, what delicious satire.

  52. Re: myers briggs discrimination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience the typical 'software engineer' is INTJ (clean desk) or INTP (messy desks), and 'tech leads' are usually ENTJ/ENTP (though more often ENTP). So what happens when management (typically ISTJ/ESTJ) or HR (typically INFJ/ENFJ) predecides your fate based upon the arbitrary score you got on a given day? "We're looking for at least 80% 'Thinking' here; but this candidate only scored 75%. Should I send him the rejection letter?" or "This guy applied for the tech lead position, but his score indicates that he's just a regular engineer."

    I'm an INFP. I interview well, I get along with anybody, I learn very quickly, I'm a good teacher and leader, I'm a great problem solver, I think outside the box like nobody's business, and I'm really good at analyzing large systems. But if someone only looks at my myers-briggs score and they have a predefined notion of what scores you're supposed to have for a given position, they'll probably assume I'm unqualified to be a software engineer, let alone a tech lead.

    Perhaps the submitter is in a similar predicament and doesn't want to be judged only on his or her personality type. Besides, don't we already have laws preventing companies from making open call for applications but secretly discriminate based on age, race, gender, religion, political affiliation, level of physical disability, etc? I don't see myers briggs type as being any different from those, and I don't think it should be legal to include it in the hiring process. (Note: I'd feel really bad if I found out that I got a job because some affirmative action rule said they needed more INFPs.)

    On the other hand, I really wouldn't mind if they had a way to screen out the whiners, deadbeats, loudmouths, pranksters, people that feel the need to make more than a dozen puns every day at lunch, Mac users, and anyone with a /. UID below 10,000. Ok, just kidding on those last two. Honest! :-)

  53. TPS reports by pdxguy · · Score: 1

    If the person can get their TPS reports done and filed on time, they will be a success in their position.

  54. Admittedly... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...most of the ones I've seen "in the wild" are of the b.s. variety. But, by "knowing the answers" and there not being any "correct" ones, well, that's the point. However, there _are_ answers that together will generate a particular result and for the b.s. tests that seem to be in use (probably because they're cheap and short enough that people will put up with them), there are pretty obvious categories of people that they're looking for.

    I got tired of one particularly horrible one years ago that was just insultingly obvious--of the "if you know your second cousin twice removed in another state is stealing pencils, do you call the police?" So, I started giving totally "ethical" responses to everything, which oddly enough weren't far from the truth--that is, "no, it's none of my business, let karma sort it out." When I "failed" the test, I confronted the yahoo who "interpreted" the results and asked him point blank, would you really want the psychotic nutjob this test considers "honest?" He agreed and dug up the phone number of the quack who wrote the test.

  55. I had one by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    However my test was after my interview and after they offered me the job. It was about 3 hours long and involed 5-6 tests with lots of questions on each. The shrink that gave the test also secretly tested my test instruction following abilities. He would give me the test, give me some superfluous info about the test, then slip in instructions to take the sample questions and stop. Stop was worded differently but the meaning was to stop and no go any further. Then he'd leave you for 15 minutes. The sample tests would only take a minute or 2 and you'd end up sitting there waiting for the guy thinking that you heard that you shouldn't go ahead with the test but questioning whether you're right or not. He'd come in after 15 minutes and pretend like nothing was going on and he'd instruct you to move on with the questions. I saw a small pin-hole camera in the wall behind an large office plant as I was leaving the test room after the test. I wondered if he was watching me but that confirmed it.

  56. Re:Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funny thing about this post, is it shows that it's probably a good idea that you weren't given the job.

    If they had hired you anyway, you would have mocked the "Cheerful Charlies" that worked there, and created a hostile working environment. You would likely have taken the opportunity to degrade the "less skilled" to customers at times, since you decry them so much.

    Doesn't sound like someone I'd want to hire. I find it horrible that I'm no longer amazed at the lack of people skills in many technical people ... and their ingrained thinking that people skills are not required for what they are going to do.

    Ask a friend of mine who has lost at least 3 jobs in the last year and a half because his people skills and cooperation abilities were sub-par. Companies don't hire people who can't communicate with customers and co-workers very well, and who have elitest attitudes. All the technical skills in the world are useless if you're difficult to work with.

  57. Ahhhhh! Snakes! by blueZ3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fans of Starship Troopers (the novel) may recall when Rico is undergoing his MI testing and there are both physical and psychological portions . I always liked the part where he says "I don't understand what they can learn about you from having a secretary jump up on her desk and yell 'Snake!'"

    I'd like to see tests a little more along these lines. Like maybe in the middle of the interview, smoke starts coming under the conference room door, or the interviewer pretends to be having a stroke. Or both? Or perhaps someone runs by the room yelling "There's a maniac with an axe in the server room!"?

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    1. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 1

      Didn't they do that in ST:TNG?

    2. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Yes, Worf worked in the server room on TNG.

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    3. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by jguthrie · · Score: 1
      blueZ3 wrote:

      Fans of Starship Troopers (the novel) may recall when Rico is undergoing his MI testing and there are both physical and psychological portions . I always liked the part where he says "I don't understand what they can learn about you from having a secretary jump up on her desk and yell 'Snake!'"

      That's not in Starship Troopers, that's in Farmer in the Sky, where the main character (William Lermer, I think) is being evaluated for emigration to Ganymede. Starship Troopers talked about what Rico says under hypnosis at some point.

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    4. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

      "There's a maniac with an axe in the server room!"?

      We call those Programmers, how else do you share
      a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

    5. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      If SF Fandom appeals to you

      Sorry, I prefer sex.

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    6. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know whether you've read Interface (Neal Stephenson), but there's a very funny scene in that with a focus group that has 'out-of-context' events used on them.

    7. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by tcdk · · Score: 1

      From John Scalzi' Old Man's War (nominated for a Hugo this year) http://www.scalzi.com/books/2005/11/old_mans_war.h tml

      A little later in the afternoon, I got pissed off.
      "I've been reading your file," said the Colonial, a thin young man who looked like a strong wind would sail him off like a kite.
      "Okay," I said.
      "It says you were married."
      "I was."
      "Did you like it? Being married."
      "Sure. It beats the alternative."
      He smirked. "So what happened? Divorce? Fuck around one time too many?"
      Whatever obnoxiously amusing qualities this guy had were fading fast. "She's dead," I said.
      "Yeah? How did that happen?"
      "She had a stroke."
      "Gotta love a stroke," he said. "Bam, your brain's skull pudding, just like that. Good that she didn't survive. She'd be this fat, bedridden turnip, you know. You'd just have to feed her through a straw or something." He made slurping noises.
      I didn't say anything. Part of my brain was figuring how quickly I could move to snap his neck, but most of me was just sitting there in blind shock and rage. I simply could not believe what I was hearing.
      Down in some deep part of my brain, someone was telling me to start breathing again soon, or I was going to pass out.
      The Colonial's PDA suddenly beeped. "Okay," he said, and stood up quickly. "We're done. Mr. Perry, please allow me to apologize for the comments I made regarding your wife's death. My job here is to generate an enraged response from the recruit as quickly as possible. Our psychological models showed that you would respond most negatively to comments like the ones I have just made. Please understand that on a personal level I would never make such comments about your late wife."
      I blinked stupidly for a few seconds at the man. Then I roared at him. "What kind of sick, fucked-up test was THAT?!?"
      "I agree it is an extremely unpleasant test, and once again I apologize. I am doing my job as ordered, nothing more."
      [...]
      I headed to the door, then stopped. "I know you were doing your job," I said. "But I still want you to know. My wife was a wonderful person. She deserves better than to be used like this."
      "I know she does, Mr. Perry," the man said. "I know she does."
      I went through the door.
      In the next room, a very nice young lady, who happened to be completely naked, wanted me to tell her anything I could possibly remember about my seventh birthday party.

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    8. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a maniac with an axe in the server room!"

      "That's Jenny, our sysadmin. Just make sure you're not standing in front of any chocolate and you'll be fine."

    9. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps someone runs by the room yelling "There's a maniac with an axe in the server room!"?
       
      Oh don't worry, that is my brother. He came to pick me up when the interview is finished.

      Do i get the job?

    10. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by Sleepy_Bozo · · Score: 1

      "...Or perhaps someone runs by the room yelling "There's a maniac with an axe in the server room!"?"

      And I'd like to see how they score me when I pull my .380 from it's ankle holster and ask "which way is the server room?".

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    11. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I think I'll call your bluff, this being your 311th comment on slashdot and all.

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    12. Re:Ahhhhh! Snakes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it always have to be snakes ?

  58. Re: myers briggs discrimination? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    anyone with a /. UID below 10,000/i.

    Damn! So close... Oh well, back to doll queue....

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  59. Take the personality test. by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

    A lot of software engineering textbooks these days have a bit in them about team dynamics and psychology, including how personalities can affect development in positive and negative ways. Taking a personality test can be useful for the company in figuring out who would work best together, allowing them to arrange teams that don't just have the needed knowledge and skills, but who also work well together. Doesn't the idea of having co-workers you can get along with sound great?

    I'd advise take the test. Even if you don't get the job, you still get to know more about yourself.

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  60. You're asking us? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Don't want to be insulting here, but the fact that you even need to ask that question shows that you need work in this area.

    Should I do it, or just keep looking?

    Actually, I found the submitters second question to be much more indicitive of the need for "work in this area". I, too, would prefer not to be insulting here but quite honestly if you are asking slashdot readership whether or not you should take the test, that doesn't bode extremely well for your independence and emotional maturity. "Should I do it?" is really a question that only you should answer. Asking a bunch of people who don't know really baffles me. You need to decide whether you truly object to this type of test and an employer that would make you go through this trial. I can tell you what I would do in that situation, but I have different values, economic situation, etc. than you do so my answer doesn't (or shouldn't, at least) mean jack shit to you.

    Let me put it this way: if you decide not to go through with this on the basis of our advice and forfeit your chance at working for this company, and later you realize that joining them would have been a wonderful opportunity, who are you going to be upset with? Us, for telling you to turn away from this company? You, for believing that our advice was worth listening to? This decision is important and you shouldn't be so quick to abdicate responsibility over it to people you don't know. Simply put: you shouldn't need us to tell you how you feel about this (or anything else). And that's what this comes down to in the end: how will you feel working at a company that made you go through this?

    GMD

    1. Re:You're asking us? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just wanted to hear a discussion and hear some reasonable opinions. If he posted, "hey, discuss this!", it wouldn't quite make it to Ask Slashdot. And the discussion so far has been excellent.

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  61. DON'T TAKE THE TEST!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For gawd's sakes man, don't take the test! You don't want to be a part of palce like that, not to mention that aspects of your personality will become part of some permanent database, to be later used for who knows what! Also, I'm a PHP developer and FreeBSD administrator, and also looking for a job, but I'm not personally concerned with who pays me or who knows about me!

  62. Working with people you hate. by Ri1o · · Score: 0

    If you had to spend 40 or more hours a week working with someone that you didnt like b/c of their personality you would go crazy.
    If given the choice of a nice person to work with that was less qualified than another person that was a jerk/weirdo, I would pick the nice person b/c i would have to see them and interact with them everyday. I think personality if very important in hiring people.

  63. Three words: Church of Scientology by bbc · · Score: 1

    One of the peddlers of these tests is the Church of Scientology; the fact that they still manage to sell these is testament to the eagerness with which some employers wish to get a tactical advantage over their future employees.

    Of course, personality tests are psychological hogwash. They don't teach anyone anything.

    Having said that, you will probably have to ask yourself how desperate you want the job. But just the fact that they are asking you to take such a test is writing on the wall. That question alone says more about the personality of your potential employer than any test will reveal about yours.

    1. Re:Three words: Church of Scientology by bbc · · Score: 1

      Ah, I forgot. It apparently is not uncommon that a Scientology run test reveals that you are in desperate need of counseling. Luckily the nice Scientologists know just the organisation that can help you get rid of your money ... er ... scratch that; can help you, period.

  64. Just because you have to take a test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...doesn't mean that anyone will look at the results.

    Many companies have this policy, and many interviewers think that the tests aren't worth shit. Result - test gets put in bin.

  65. I did this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In high school. For a job interview at a grocery store...

    Q: If you see an employee stealing from the company, would you report them?

    A: Yes.

    Got the job.

    1. Re:I did this by The_Dougster · · Score: 1
      One of my past employers had a problem with employees making off with cases of toiled paper. Eventually, my supervisor was tasked with finding out why we were using so much toiled paper. Because he never bothered to speak with the "workers" he apparently didn't know that so-and-so was robbing the place blind.

      So he proceeded to interview everybody in the company and ask them how many times they wiped when they used the facilities. I was viewed with unusual suspicion when I told him that I had adjusted my body's cycle so that I didn't "have to go" during work hours, as if such a feat was superhuman or something.

      This really doesn't have much at all to do with this thread, except to show that my supervisor a.) had the personality of Beavis and Butthead and, b.) was so hated that people would rather wipe their asses with brown paper towels than rat out some guy who wasn't well liked either but wasn't management.

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  66. Test choice says more about the company than you by finelinebob · · Score: 1

    There's an old saying about how "An IQ test measures exactly what it measures." If people can't agree on what something that is supposed to be as "objective" as IQ is, then how are tests that measure "personality" going to be able to assess something squishy like "personality" in any objective, reliable way?

    Personality tests can range from things taken out of legitimate psych research to some management guru's take on personality to pop science. Not only is what can be interpreted from them as a measure of one person's personality questionable, the people doing the interpretation may hardly be qualified to understand what the "score" of the test might be.

    Picking a test to administer to prospective employees may say more about the company than any individual's results may say about that person. How strictly the company follows up on those results says even more. If some upper management hack falls in love with the Myers-Briggs scale, gives all his middle and lower level managers a one-day training session on how to use MB ratings to optimize productivity and group dynamics, and then actually expects these people to make use of this information on a daily basis (no, I wouldn't be talking about, say, the US Postal Service here, not at all!) ... I'd run away as fast as possible.

  67. There is the hoop... jump by bucktug · · Score: 1

    Uhm... it is a paying job? Other than that you are just reading slashdot and watching the simpsons. If this is so horrible, you will not like having a job. Filling out a questionaire. I could see not going through a test in which you were electricuted. But... questions. If you need help call a phone sex worker to help you fill out the form. They are good at telling fibs. That is if your mommy will let you make a big boy phone call.

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  68. Why these tests are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Years ago, I applied at Circuit City. I got a call for a second interview. Went in, and they gave me a 'test'.

    I took it - it had a bunch of questions about 'What would you do in this situation', and 'Have you ever stolen anything from an employer.' etc.

    I called a few days later, and found I didn't get the job, as I had indicated that, No. I have never stolen from any employer.

    The guy let me know that 'Everyone steals, and the ones that say they don't are lying.'

    I said, "That may be true about your masturbating, but it's not the case with me and theft. Screw you." and I hung up.

    I had *never* stolen from any employer, up to that time. Now, of course, I take all the Post-It-Notes(TM) I can.

    Circuit City couldn't leave well enough alone, and sent me a 'You're not Hired!' card a week later, Then another on my birthday, months later. I shit you not.

    I feel better when I go through their stores, and pour iron fillings in the floor displays.

    Posted anonymously because I'm a U.S. Senator.

    1. Re:Why these tests are crap by The_Dougster · · Score: 1
      I called a few days later, and found I didn't get the job, as I had indicated that, No. I have never stolen from any employer. The guy let me know that 'Everyone steals, and the ones that say they don't are lying.'

      Thinking back on it, I don't think I've ever stolen anything from any employer ever either. Guess I'm un-hireable.

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  69. Not to belabor the point, but... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ..actually, INFPs are more than twice as common as INTJs and ENTJs. Still not very common, though.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PopulationBreak downMBTI.jpg

    It is sort of silly and amusing how with something as innocuous as these temperment matrices how easy it is to twist the results around like a horoscope and sound golden no matter what.

    1. Re:Not to belabor the point, but... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I was talking about *within* the industry- where TJ types, being more mathematically oriented and more logical, are more common than in the general population.

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  70. Are you now or have you ever been... by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Ever since employers couldn't give polygraphs anymore, they wanted some other mechanism to weed out applicants. Hence the personality tests. They want to test your narc-ness quotient (how well you snitch on fellow employees who hurt the bottom line) and test how loyal you'd be to the company to the detriment of your social life and your health. They want unquestioning employees that only show initiative when it comes to their profit.

    The tests are dishonest and immoral. And should be outlawed.

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  71. Actually, They Can Spot Psychopathic Personality by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    Some of the early self-report inventories to determine negative personality characteristics like psychopathy/antisocial personality were pretty easy not to trip up on (e.g., having fun is more important than doing a good job, I like to cut corners, I'm always bored, I am opinionated, I have stolen something, etc.). Of course, only idiots would make it clear that they were slotfully lazy, inclined to cheat and steal when they can get away with it, and admit to getting into fights and shirking all responsibility.

    The personality tests are getting sneakier so that people will admit to personality traits they have that may not always be positive. For example, many psychopaths have a way with words and consider themselves devilishly persuasive. They can always get their way. They may see themselves as merely "determined" and "competitive" and not egocentric and aggressive. If they consistently reveal psychopathic personality traits while being relatively low on opposing traits (like interpersonal agreeableness, emotional sensitivity, conscientiousness, etc.), their personality may be considered "high risk" for hire.

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  72. Employers have ridiculous amounts of power by Eukaryote · · Score: 1
    Remember, IAOALS (I am only a law student), but it doesn't seem that there is anything wrong with them giving a "behavioral" or "personality" exam. The only question is whether it impermissibly discriminates on the basis of race, gender, religion, or disability.

    There was a case involving Target, where they had security officers take a test similar to this. The problem, the Court found, was that it asked whether "you believe that you are right and everyone else is wrong." or that "your religion is the one true religion."

    There are ways that they can phrase questions to sneak in questions about impermissible facts, but the problem is, you would have to take them to court and prove that they were just doing this as a pretext for discrimination. You'd have to find a lawyer who would take the case, and a Court that is sympathetic to challenges by job applicants and employees.

    Needless to say, I doubt you would have a real legal recourse. Since this is not a "free market" with regard to jobs (i.e. you dont' come as equals and bargain for the terms of employment), you are not going to get around this test.

    Basically, you suck it up and refuse the test (and the job), or take it and try your luck.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Employers have ridiculous amounts of power by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Basically, you suck it up and refuse the test (and the job), or take it and try your luck.

      I'd think that if enough of us refused to take the tests, the tests would go away... Or possibly they'd mutate into something else - except in Kansas, where nothing evolves... :)

  73. You need help by nate+nice · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?"

    It's not how it affects your job but how you might affect others. You clearly need work in this area. Personality is more important when hiring new people than raw skill. Especially out of college.

    If the group doing the interview doesn't think they could work with this person for long, they have no chance.

    Of course your skills matter but if you don't get by the personality test, good bye.

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    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  74. Why not ask them? by dmuth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm serious.

    An interview isn't just a one-way process where the company asks you questions, it's also YOUR chance to ask the company questions. For example: Questions about the product they sell, questions about the workplace environment and policies, and questions about who you would be working for and what sort of hours you'd be expected to keep are all legitimate.

    That being said, I think it's perfectly legit to ask them why they'd like you to take the chance. I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was, "We had a past employee with real attitude problems and don't want anyone like them here again".

    That's my two cents. IANAI (I Am Not An Interviewer)

    1. Re:Why not ask them? by dalroth5 · · Score: 1

      Blimey yes, I think you've hit the nail on the head here!

      All he has to do is take along another personality test of his own and quiz the interviewer(s) right back...

      Maybe take along a few friends (5 or 6 should be enough) and bring them in when it's his turn. They could fire personality questions at random between them at whichever interviewer was paying the least attention.

      Obviously, he'd first point out that the only reason he's doing it is that, "I had a past employer with real attitude problems and don't want to be anywhere within five miles of anyone like them again".

      I like this idea more and more...ohhhh man, the possibilities... :)

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      "We reject kings, presidents and voting. We believe in rough consensus and running code." Dave Clark, IETF
    2. Re:Why not ask them? by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

      I am.

      You are 100% correct - good post.

  75. Re:Mmmmm. Bitter. by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    Rewfls.

    This dude is seriously pissed at "Worst Buy" (good name for a sausage store...kinda...well, you get the point) but I think what validates that this guy isn't a good "techie" is the fact he would have considered buying a computer at "Worst Buy" or any other chain. One of the first questions I would have to ask, after getting by the personality things, is where did you get your computer. If it's OEM....and you want to be a "techie"....get the hell out.

    And to the parent, don't be so bitter. You won't get most jobs you apply for. Besides, you sound over weight and who wants to hire a fat person?

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    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  76. Just take it, you need people skills by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1

    I realize a large number of /. people will fail personality tests, however, most companies want someone who can do the job AND is able to talk to managers and co-workers at a reasonable level. Interviewers do a personality test when you visit them anyways, whether you know it or not.

  77. Why are you worried about it? by NerdENerd · · Score: 1

    You have been looking for a job for months and are ready to move on because of a preinterview personality test? Is there something you are afraid a personality test will reveal about you? Personality is a large part of fitting into a culture. If you are the best PHP developer in the world but bite the head off the business people every time they request a change then you are no good for the job. You have to "fit in" with the people you work with not just perform the duties of your role.

    1. Re:Why are you worried about it? by The_Dougster · · Score: 1
      If you are the best PHP developer in the world but bite the head off the business people every time they request a change then you are no good for the job.

      Very true. A large part of being successful in business is not only working with people who may or may not like you, but also doing it in a friendly and professional manner.

      Corporations invaribly suffer from "Space Madness" which causes ordinarily reasonable people to take the slightest thing as some huge wrong to them. Techies tend to be honest and rather blunt, and this is something to be extremely carefull about.

      Personality is very important, but in the end, its just you. You have to be who you are, because if you aren't you, then who are you? The most important things are to be honest yet diplomatic, friendly yet not condescending, good natured yet not naive, and above all else, be as professional as you can while you are on-the-job.

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  78. I had to take what I called a MENSA test. by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    I was interviewing for a job (Java Development) a few months back. They asked me to come in and take a test. I came in, spoke with the man in charge, and they gave me a test; it was a sheaf of papers and it had a bunch of SAT Math/Mensa style tests.

    I know for a fact that I overthought one of them and got it wrong, but the rest were fine.

    Then they gave me a Brainbench test. FYI, I have taken many Brainbench tests in my years as a developer, going to different consulting gigs, and at every institution I go to, I inform them (after the fact) that the test seemed quite outdated and one would seriously be unable to gauge one's ability to program from a Brainbench test.

    Anyway, I don't think I did too well on it and they never called me back. I got another job closer to home for more pay; I've been optimizing their legacy code systems, and it's been going great. I mention the test thing to a coworker or two, who laugh. Other coworkers and former coworkers agree that "Brainbench is shitty".

    Months pass, then I get a phone call.

    "Hi, I'm VP of the company you interviewd with that never called you back. I have some questions for you. Do you mind?"

    Long story short, this VP knows one of my coworkers through the guy whose desk I am now working at (he wasn't happy at THIS company). They had all met at a party months ago and my coworker brought up the test thing. VP investigated. Then checked out his people.

    Turns out that the manager wanted people that he could "control" and essentially enslave. And he also primarily hired people who were non-US citizens.

    Suffice to say, the VP is looking into it, but I'm pretty happy where I am anyway. The moral of the story? Brainbench is shitty.

  79. I've Taken them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have taken personality tests for interviews. One I took was similar to yours, for a company that creates them. The tests in short were explained to me as a way to profile people. For instance statistically if a trend shows that a large number of engineers wear glasses and are reasonably good at chess, then it can be applied that people with similar interests when combined with other factors would also make a good candidate. They have profiles of what type of people take what type of jobs. Not being that type of person doesn't neccessarily make you ineligible for the job (at least they say this, probably because they have to)

    Is profiling wrong... hmmm Ill leave that to my fellow /.'ians.

    I have also had to take personality tests in the true sense. There is good reason behind these. We all take them whether they are written or not. Think not? What exactly is a face to face interview? Anything you need to know is in a resume or could be obtained. The face to face is to establish a better idea of Who You Are? Are you slovenly? Clean-cut? How do you different people? (not how you "SAY" you handle differnt people.

    I have had these tests to varying degrees. The most interesting involved meeting with several different people all of which "represented" a different personality type. These people would then ask their various questions acting according to role. Of course the most memorable is the disagreeable type. You like sport team x, he will tell you just how much they suck and how much fan boys of team x are whatever .... You say you've done something he feigns interest and implies that perhaps he doesn't buy what your saying. The whole point is to guage your reactions under stress.

    Can you manage a team? Will you fold when sent to a client site who is paticularly terse. Its no the (catch phrase for .com era) anymore. Slovenly antisocial, rainman types are not longer catered too. The time will soon come when predisposition toward a career path will be considered at a much younger age... but now Im digressing into fear-mongering doomsday propaganda :)

  80. HI AGAIN EDDEYE!!! ITS ME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    you remember me

    please don't post about me on my bike again now they'll be looking for me on my bike

    i cant find that orange hat do you have my orange hat

    i like animals

    i need to change my socks because my socks are dirty

    i just got rehired

    i see you monday free coffee

  81. Move to Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never had a drug-screening test before being hired in Canada. I believe they are illegal here.

    The only time I've ever had to take a drug-screening test before beginning work was when I spent a few months working in the U.S.

  82. Looking for conventionally-challenged employees? by IvyKing · · Score: 1
    The joke in the early days of my employer was that prospective employees were given a psychological screening - if they passed, they weren't hired. After getting to know some of my co-workers, I started to wonder is there was some truth to that. That's probably why I'm still there...

    Anyone remember the article from a few months back about many CEO's being sociopaths?

  83. What Closet have you been working in? by riscguru · · Score: 1


    In corporate America, personality will make and break a team of any kind. Your personality, how it fits with other members of the team, etc adds to the dynamic of the team you join.

    Believe me, after 14 years in IT, I've seen great combinations of personalities and bloody awful combinations. The bad ones may have had all "A" players who each had issues with working with others.

    If you don't like this concept.... tough.... GROW UP.... Until then, grab your Mountain Dew and go back to your closet and churn out code for "mom and pops" for $25/hour who don't give a crap who you are.

    When you're ready for the big leagues.... chop off your freakin' pony tail, tuck in your shirt, shave, apply some makeup to the tattoo on your neck, and put on a damn suit for your interview. Pucker-up by the way.... it's called being polite and diplomatic.

    Unless of course you're interviewing in the valley somewhere, in which case.... crawl out of bed, shake your hair into a ball of fuzz and you should be set.

  84. Inside Info by Zanix · · Score: 1

    After I got out of college, I couldnt find a job in my field. Desperate for cash, I reapplied to the store I worked at when I was in High School. They had gone from paper applications to electronic but I believe their old paper application had just been transfered(in other words, it was the same thing). It included a 100 question personality test. Being older and more straightforward then I was 6 years earlier when I had first applied for the job, I figured I had a better hold on what to do in some certain situations. After taking it, I went and talked to the floor manager who I had worked with previously and she told me, in private, that I had failed the test and they could hire me(even though I had worked for them before and they were fine with my personality) but I should go retake it. She also told me the test wasn't there to test what I would do, but rather if I knew what the right thing to do was. It seemed they used it more as a liability thing so if their employee did somethign wrong they could prove that, on a signed document, the employee had said they would not react in the way they did. Taking it again, I was able to pass, but I thought it was kind of rediculous. The best scores came from being passive, reporting every infraction witnessed no matter how minor, and being a good semariton(sp?). They ended up refusing to hire me based upon the fact that if I found a job in my field, I would leave at a moments notice but I was hurt because they needed no training time to get me started so I would basically be instantly efficient so no money lost for training. Anyway, thats not my point, my point is the fact that I was told that they(specifically) used the test not to see what you would do, but rather to find out if you knew what you were supposed to do.

  85. obviously it does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a rotten personality, then you may not be suited to work within a company. Plus, if they work in teams a lot, maybe they are concerned with the way you would influence the working environment. The personality of people working in a place contributes heavily on productivity.

  86. Maybe you're an a**hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd pay for a survey that could detect that.

  87. Neopets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I interviewed at neopets.com a few years back and they gave me some pretty strange personality tests on the second interview. I didn't get the job but a few months later I read this. Guess I'm just not Neopets/Scientology material.

  88. My experience: by MacDork · · Score: 1

    Any job that requires any sort of personality test is usually followed up by a 'training' period and possibly a non-compete agreement. By the time you're done interviewing, testing, training, etc you're dead broke and forced to work there for at least three months before you can quit if you hate the job. Every job I've had that required this process was a terrible one. Due to my experience, this is the point where I would walk out/move on/never call back. It seems designed to leave you in a pinch so you can't leave a horrible workplace once you're hired. There are better jobs out there, so don't waste your time on PHBs.

  89. types by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    In the case of Meyers-Briggs, I'm an INTJ, so how do I compare to a ESFP?

    I'm an INTP - we had an ESFP working here for a while, and they are STILL finding things in the database that she screwed up, 3 months after she left. But the customers loved her, she was full of sap and oozed it all over people. Me, I couldn't work customer service to save my neck. You and I could share an office and work quietly and happily without talking. She and I would have been in a cat fight after the first day.

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  90. Consider this a PLUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may find that, if hired, you have the pleasure of working with mature, professional, and emotionally-stable co-workers.

    And while you're there, you can ride your unicorn to the gumdrop waterfall and drink a cup of sunshine.

  91. these are not used to determine your personality by fooslacker · · Score: 1

    They are used to determine what motivates you and whether the job you're applying for is a good fit. I have some questions about the accuracy of such tests/interviews but the idea is sound...if you are motivated/passionate in the area you're interviewing in you're likely to be a better cog in the machine.

  92. Maybe they don't want cretins ? by MarkTina · · Score: 1

    I know if I'm hiring I'm looking for stuff other than the skills required, if you've an existing team you want people who will fit in with it and note grate on the rest. My last job in the UK hired me not because I was the strongest in the skills but because I was pretty good in the skills AND fitted in with the personalities already there .. and it worked, was a real nice working environment.

    (Oh and I'm not saying your a cretin by the way .. just used it as an example :-)

  93. Been tjhere, done that, several times, yawn by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    So I'm interviewing around. Last month a big prestigious company calls me in for a scheduled 4 hours of interviews. Here's how it goes:
    • 8 AM: I show up a world headquarters on time. I'm supposed to be interviewed by two programmers. One doesnt show up until 8:30. He has green spiked hair and looks very hungover (this was on a Tuesday). The other guy never does show up. Mr green-hair desultory asks me some behavioral questions from a sheet. I answer with canned responses I'd rehearsed the previous night. He fills in about twelve boxes on a form with illegible squiggles.
    • 9:AM Then an hour with a a HR person. Very general questions, a few behavioral ones too. More boxes to be filled in.
    • 10AM: An hour with a medium-level programmer. More behavioral questions. "Please describe a time you had to give your manager bad news". "Please describe a time you had to do xxxxxx". Yawn.
    • 11:AM: I must be going good, as they now bring in the manager. Same stuff. "What did you do when xxxxx". More yawns.

    Go google on "behavioral interviews" to find several sets of typical questions. Try to think up plausible responses.

    Not a single technical question for this very techy job! And I brushed up on Java/XML/UML/HTML too.

    By the end of the torture sessions, I'd decided I probably didnt want to work for an organization so fouled up in red tape.

    They apparently decided that of the EIGHT people they interviewed none was close enough to what they wanted. Sheesh.

  94. Probably an MBTI Test by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    It's probably a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) test. Combined with the types of the existing workers, it can suggest how well you might interact with potential co-workers.

  95. "/." personality is tested *regardless*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen! "TheWanderingHermit" articulated my thoughts exactly every time I see the soft sciences being disparaged on Slashdot. As for the post that started this whole discussion. "Know Thyself" is your best defense.

    BTW I've been tested in the past, and have on occasion got a chance to read the results. They're been very insightful, and I think that's why some people are uncomfortable with psychology. Few people like being held up to a mirror they don't control.

    Oh and "Zen and the Art of Making a living" is a good book to read.

  96. Take it. Lie. by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Realistically, a lot. In theory your ability to get along with coworkers is a significant factor in almost any job. But that is, in the end, irrelevant to your present question.

    Have any of you had to take a personality test to get a job?

    Yes. At the very least everyone has had to meet the boss, which is at least an informal personality test.

    Should I do it, or just keep looking?

    Yes. And give them the answers they are looking for. Management has a great deal of respect (judging by whom they promote) for people who can lie convincingly, and people who can figure out the answer the boss wants to hear. That is (deep down, on an unconscious level) what they are looking for. It's mildly asinine, but easy. And, given that they believe this is a valid criteria, you can assume that you will be able to advance more easily with less effort at this company than at a company that actually judges you by the real content of your character and ability to contribute.

    It's a game, and it's not hard to win. We're smarter than they are.

    1. Re:Take it. Lie. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Many companies give these tests to their most successful employees and then use that as the benchmark for the interviewees. The most successful can't actually be measured in productivity (except in sales), so it is mainly based on rank, which in turn is based on ass kissing and lieing.

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  97. WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ... by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    ... MOTHER!?!?

    1. Re:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blade Runner

  98. be careful..... by ebommi · · Score: 1

    Be very careful how you answer the Alice in Wonderland questions...

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  99. The Reason for this Crap: by TheGrapeApe · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm John Q. Fratboy. I wasn't intelligent or willing enough to study a falsifiable science in college (math is *hard*), so I decided to major in Psychology.

    Pretending that human behavior can be quantified and predicted allowed me to go out drinking on Friday night and puke all over some bar-skank I met while the people studying real science were in "labs" or something.

    I was afraid that after I graduated, I wouldn't be able to find a job (especially considering that I live in America, which has become saturated with "soft skills" people like me: I can't make or fix anything, but I'm really "creative" and good at "talking on the phone" to other people, and then calling an engineer or an intern when I actually have to do something). But our culture's blind acceptance of the foolish notion that Psychology is a real science allowed me to get a job creating "artificially intelligent personality tests". Even though it fails the most basic "infinitely repeatable and falsifiable" metric for being scientific, I was able to sell it to some HR managers (they are "creative" just like me) to help them pick-and-choose the engineers that will be working for them. After all, if you're only going to have a few engineers and people that actually "do" and "make" things supporting the rest of the "phone-talkers" in the office, you better make sure they're the best ones you can get, right?

  100. Covering their asses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two reasons for personality inventories or such tests during the interview process.

    The first is that, believe it or not, a certain number of people just fail. Yes, fail. When HR has to slog through hundreds of applicants for a position, it's a way of readily eliminating some portion of the applicants, i.e., the ones that either specifically state they'd march right into the boss's office and give the boss a piece of their mind or the ones who admit to sometimes taking a sick day instead of vacation. You know, the idiots.

    The second is that the test allows the company to say that *anyone* failed the test (or any of the other hoops the applicants are forced to jump through) and that's why they were not hired. It certainly wasn't because of their age, race, ethnicity, religion or sexual preference. The applicant turns out to be "not a good fit" or "non-customer-oriented personality type". As a side note, it's always amusing to question HR and find out that since these tests are supposed to be an absolute indicator of job success, they've gone back and had all employees who had their jobs prior to the introduction of the test take the test and fired the ones who failed, right?

    I recently had an interview process that consisted of an online personality inventory, two phone interviews, an IQ test, two face to face interviews, two more phone interviews, and had another face to face scheduled, when they hired someone with more specific industry experience. Or so they said. I'll never know if that or something else was the true reason.

  101. Depends on the test, and the company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While studying psychology (during a failed BS run which, I'll admit, was costly), I gave serious consideration to the field of Industrial/Organizational Psychology. This, arguably, is the branch of psychology that should be developing these tests. (Ignore that psychology only works some of the time with most people, and very few times with everyone.)
    The problem is, not all of the people developing these tests study I/O psych. Some of them don't even study psychology. There is still a transition going on among those people who study Human Resources as a function of their business degree, and those people who study I/O psychology. People of the "old school" of HR tend to go with the business model, where things are done a certain way because of profit/loss, traditions, and anecdotal empirical evidence.
    The "new school" of I/O psychology is theoretically developing a total view of the workplace from hiring, retention, and productivity using empirical research into what groups of people engaged in business actually do, say, and feel. This is the theoretical idea, at least.
    In practice, a lot of companies still rely on a mix of the old traditional hiring and HR practices, and then want to just pick a few things from the toolbox of I/O psychology to give them more insight that they might use then on the old subjective system.
    Keep in mind, I/O psychology is still a relatively new specialized field of psychology; some of the first undergraduate degrees with this concentration started appearing only 11 or so years back.
    As far as legal concerns, so long as the test does not compromise specially protected status, like religion, sex, etc, there are no laws that I am aware of that prevent an employer from making a hiring decision based on the information that might be garnered through such a test. In some fields, it's a requirement for not only hiring, but continued employment. Law enforcement, airline pilots, the like. I work for "the man" in a "sensitive" position; I had to take what looked like a modified MMPI2 test. (That's Minnesota MultiPhasic Personality Inventory, rev. 2.) That is a very very long test. Also not strictly developed for hiring purposes, and that's a major problem with many of these tests. (I know the base test because, during the end of my attempt to gain a Psychology BS, I had good reason to take a *lot* of those tests. And yes, you can manipulate them if you've studied how they are written.)
    Getting back to the matter, however, the subjective nature of interviewers (for example, Bob the HR manager was once beaten up by a long-haired hippy, and as such has a deep rooted subconscious fear and unease with people who wear their hair long) is usually the reason for these tests. It helps the interviewers see past any of their own issues or blind spots, to an extent.
    And that's the problem. IF the tests are developed specifically with hiring in mind, with specific measures and goals, they may assist the hiring process. An MMPI2, a Rorshack, and the Myers-Briggs are too generic for hiring purposes. IF the hiring process is designed to utilize the test results as an aid to judgement and an adjunct to the interview and hiring process, a test may help the HR person with any questionable areas or unwarranted concerns.

    Those are two BIG Ifs. And also, there's a third... IF the person applying answers honestly, truthfully, and takes the test seriously.

    Oh, and the fourth... IF the person falls into the statistical population and demographic for which the test was originally designed.

    If you like the company, and want to work for them, the test isn't likely to hurt you. (Unless you are, in fact, a completely insane individual. I haven't had any problems with them yet, and I am in fact a functional borderline schitzophrenic.)

    It sounds like the test is a big question for you... if it's the only thing you're worried about and it is keeping you from getting interviews, you might want to take a pass. But an earlier poster was right... you'll be under a personality test everyday at any job.

  102. What you want to work there? by AlzaF · · Score: 1

    I haven't been on the job market myself but my mate has and he went through a similar interview process. On describing the interview to me, I thought to myself, if this is the interview what is the job going to be like?

  103. Um... did you not just prove the parent's point... by figgypower · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your reply amounts to name calling... this is what the parent poster said some Slashdot poster's do... and believe it to be entirely logicial. You're judging his intelligence on something as useless as poor spelling... Psychology is based on cigars and violins? I'm a huge fan of the hard physics (I'm a math and computer science major) and give my psych major girlfriend a ton of shit for her major, but even I know that there is some truth to pyshcology. It would be a dumb idea to base a person's hiring worth entirely on one test, but coupled with an interview and a resume, the behavioral test is certainly valid. Oh and yes, I've had one on every single job... I think they're fairly easy to "trick". :-)

  104. As an intern too! by elbonian · · Score: 1

    I also had to do one to join Oracle as an intern in an Europan office (note this: as an intern).

    I wouldn't worry much about personality tests. In fact I asked Oracle's human resources what was all about and they even told me that this kind of test was to determine if you are violent and/or harmful to other people and things like that.

    As they also told me, 95% of the people pass that test without much trouble...

  105. Yay for Cheerful Charlies! by Cranky+Weasel · · Score: 1

    Ran into this when they opened a new Best Buy near us, and I thought I might pick up a little extra money as a computer tech (mostly back-room work, minimal customer contact). They asked a few (very few) questions to establish tech skills, 90% of this on-line application was this behavioral crap, which I answered more or less honestly. I could see where the thing was aiming, though, looked like they wanted everyone in the store to be "Cheerful Charlies" to fit in.

    I ran a technical support / repair centre for a large store for about 5 years. During that time I came to realize the following:

    1. I can turn almost anybody of average intelligence into a good, serviceable technician.

    2. Poor personal skills take far, far longer to retrain than do technical skills. A prick is a prick, and so shall he remain. Ditto for Negative Nancy's.

    My team was at its best right before I moved on. The positive people became proficient technicians, and everything ran as smooth as silk. So personality became weighted heavier than technical skills.

    I had to fire the most technically gifted person I ever had on my team. He just couldn't understand the dollar value of a good customer relationship.

    There are lots of people looking for tech work. It's no longer necessary to hire some introverted jerk just because they're available.

  106. Wal-Mart Canada, London Drugs and Shaw Cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both London Drugs and Wal-Mart require their employees to take "phyc" tests.
        I was personally interviewed by two London Drugs managers who wanted to hire me on the spot but had to wait for my exam results - I failed. No explaination or talk about the results. Note: don't take the exam when you're ill and on medication!
        Wal-Mart did hire me for a simular department (electronics), they too had an exam; I was questioned about two of my answers (I totally misunderstood the questions) and then was hired that same afternoon after a second interview with another manager.
        Shaw Cable does most of its weeding out via computer tests before an initial telephone interview. My telephone question was how would I explain how to work an ATM to my (grand)mother. After that they double team you with a personal interview, both an HR/union rep and a department manager sit across the table from you and ask you several questions they really shouldn't be. I was turned down not in person or by phone but by a letter in the mail a week later.

  107. Do you want the job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want the job, take the test. simple.

  108. Hmmm.... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    I have had a few interviews to test the hiring waters in my area, and they all ask "How do you handle an angry customer?" or a question about trying to work with someone you do not get along with... Apparently many companies have had issues where people they employ have "gone postal" on co-workers or clients. So a test to determine at which level you deploy your LFCB is totally acceptable, because they of course want to be first to deploy :)

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  109. Re:Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skill by xjimhb · · Score: 1

    You know, two years ago I would probably have agreed with you. But I have spent Jamuary to April of the past two years doing Taxes (for one of the large companies in the field). I have been finding "People Skills" and "Customer Skills" I never knew I had. And this year I found myself helping the new 1st year preparers, especially one who would come to me rather than to the more experienced people because I would help without yelling, insults, and put-downs.

    I stand behind my original statement - if tech skills are needed, select for those skills, take a chance you may have to get rid of a few horrible misfits. Picking for personality will get you a company full of compatible mediocrities.

  110. Sry for the poor formatting by rutledjw · · Score: 1
    *sigh*This is what happens when you become a manager, any semblance of tech skills evaporate. I was happily typing BR when P is what I wanted.

    At least I have a legit excuse (PHB)...

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  111. Not 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i took one of these tests, about 20 years ago, when i applied at mrs field's cookies. i needed a college gig.

    anyway, i answered honestly and my friend lied, lied, lied.

    my friend got hired.

    some people are just very good at manipulating and lying. those people tend to do well on tests like this... and also during interviews.

    there is a reason manipulative people tend to do well...

    their goal isn't to create excellence on the job, it is to get promoted. since upper management is often not bright enough to realize that someone kissing your behind isn't the #1 promotion criteria, these folks tend to get ahead and make all the good workers crazy.

    such is life.

  112. Re:Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skill by taylork · · Score: 1

    Not being a "Cheerful Charlie" doesn't equate to not having people skills.

    Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

  113. They had this at my previous job by Raging_Bob · · Score: 1

    My previous employer [large techonologically backwards insurance company] uses these all the time now. Personally I find it creepy. It seems like they mainly look for people who have very rigid opinions and then they don't hire them under the theory that they won't be easy to work with and won't be able to accept doing things someone else's way. I was in an analytical position and so it seemed like they tolerated much more sheepish, introverted non-social behavior for those position whereas the people who were in contact with the agents probably wouldn't be hired with that type of personality.

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  114. Use my answer by neelm · · Score: 1

    "Personally, I'd much rather take the test...it's probably far easier than answering that damned question, 'What do you regard as your greatest weakness?' during the interview..."

    A: That I haven't developed a witty answer to this question.

  115. Should be banned like polygraph & voice stress by gvc · · Score: 1

    Employers (and `justice' officials) put way too much faith in these unvalidated para-scientific tests. Polygraphs have false positive and false negative rates of around 50% -- that is, they are as effective as tea leaves, divining rods, and Tarot cards. Voice stress analysis, ink blots, and other personality tests are just the same.

    Polygraphs and voice stress have largely been banned for employment screening. So should any other non-validated test used to make decisions that bear on somebody's well-being.

    Interestingly your friends in `security' are exempt in the US. The FBI routinely screens using lie detectors. If you fail (which is quite likely; less so if you are a trained spy) you will get a permanent federal record of being deceitful.

    See "The Lie Behind the Lie Detector," a free book: http://antipolygraph.org/pubs.shtml

    The "trick question" about stealing from your employer is discussed in some detail. The bottom line is that these devices are interrogation techniques not diagnostic tools, along with racks, bright lights, rubber hoses, dogs, immersion, ...

  116. What does my personality have to do ...? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Um, only everything.

    I know people dream of sitting in a closet writing code all day, not having to go to meetings, interact with others, solve problems as a team, or learn to negotiate, but in the real world, your behavior can make or break a project.

    Where I work, we use behavioral to (a) disqualify a candidate, and (b) when technical skill is a tie, behavioral response is the tie-breaker.

    We look at it this way: You can teach tecnical skills to anyone, but behavioral skills are permanent.

    Get this through your heads folks: ANYONE CAN LEARN TECHNICAL SKILLS. It is not a myth or an elite skill you and you alone posses, makeing ubernerds some super race. It's just a matter of discipline.

    Communication, maturity, experience, all sorts of things that are far from technical have a huge impact.

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    1. Re:What does my personality have to do ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there are many people who cannot learn technical skills. You have to be smart. If you think "anyone can learn technical skills" then you are probably confusing some sort of computerized assembly line style work with technical skills.

      There is a reason why people invented the phrase "technical skills" instead of just using the simpler "skills". Technical skills are those skills that relate to interactions with electrons and atoms, and not other humans.

  117. Google Myers Briggs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake up Mr. Freeman, ever since Dubya and 9/11, it's a whole new world.
    Two words you need to learn to survive: Myers Briggs.
    Practice taking these personality tests until you can generate the result you/employers want.
    Even low level hourly grunt jobs screen for personality these days. :/

  118. Re:these are not used to determine your personalit by Spasmodeus · · Score: 1

    Close, but wrong.

    These tests are used to determine if you are a replicant.

  119. HR / Psych usually don't understand Tech workers by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You can usually tell when a small company has hired a professional HR manager - there are about 100 employees, and the HR department kills the every-Friday-afternoon beer party.

    I've dealt with a range of different company sizes, from the old-style huge company I've worked with to the little techie shops my friends and customers have often worked for. The folks in the HR department may have psych degrees, but they generally don't understand how tech people think, work, relate to their work, or relate to each other. They _sometimes_ have a clue about how sales people think and work, but HR people who understand techies are really rare golden folks, and you usually only run into them if they're at consulting companies brought in to help your company out of a jam.

    I don't think that an HR person needs to be able to read a Java-graphics-widget-set manual to understand how a developer and tech writer talk to each other through the process, but they do need to be able to read things like "The Existential Pleasures of Engineering" or at least read science fiction or have some familiarity with Monty Python or other fundamental works of our culture, as opposed to "The Inner Game of Golf" or "How To Feel Really Really Self-Motivated about Success" if they're doing HR for sales people.

    HR people are usually good at dealing with employment bureaucracy - hiring rules, legal requirements, medical insurance, payroll, administering salaries in line with market trends, etc. Sometimes they're good at employee counseling, and you'll find good psych types there handling things like alcoholism or family-related stress. But how often have you seen the HR folks spending time with your department looking at the personal dynamics between people, coaching managers in how to manage the folks working for them? I'd be happy if the HR people could make sure that the resumes they forward to us are for people who understand what all the buzzwords they use mean; I guess they're mainly adding value by filtering out responses that _didn't_ include the right buzzwords, and by understanding the clues that mean "got fired from last job due to ongoing criminal activity" or checking whether they actually attended the colleges they say they did. But if they don't know how developers talk to each other, or what kinds of stories consultants tell with their clients, or what depth of math background is needed for the kinds of problems we solve, then they're seldom likely to add value by sending the ESFJs to one department and the INTPs to another, much less interpreting MMPIs in ways that are any use at all.

    Nor do I usually see them forwarding that kind of information on to managers, who might like to know that one developer is an INTP who needs to be encouraged to see the value of shipping code before all possible features have been added, while another is an ISTJ who needs regular short meetings to discuss whether the tools have sufficient generality to really capture the potential user spaces before starting to write the user interfaces for it, or is an ENFP who needs to be given some critical concepts about the functionality and the capability limits so that the user interface actually supports the right features and also needs a supply of chocolate bars to bribe other developers into communicating with the documentation people.

    Back in the early 80s, when Affirmative Action was becoming a social issue, we had a lot of HR types spend a lot of time with us to deal with attitudes about cultural diversity (ok, and to deal with lawsuits), and there was a lot of good psych work in some of that as well as generally useful tools for dealing with situations, not only about cultural relationships but also about getting my ISTJ football-player boss to understand different work styles. On the other hand, when the HR department comes around with courses about "Change Is Good!" and buttons saying "We're Navigating Change!", that's really a clue to get your resume in shape for the upcoming layoffs. (I did wear the button

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  120. They call it fitting in by debozero · · Score: 1

    I am a Sr Developer for a small company after being unemployed for three months. While I was unemployed I had several interviews and just about every interview I went on had some sort of personality test. They usually claim it is to make sure you fit in with the corporate culture. I am never comfortable with these tests but spoke with some of my HR friends and they gave me tips on how to act and the corporate buzz words they like to hear. The online tests are tougher and I usually take them to learn the questions they are generally asked but continue to look else where.

  121. People see the Bull**** but shrug and go along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it frustrating that everybody else but me quickly sees the need to change their attitude to match the world at large instead of bitterly insisting things be as easy as they were during the boom... Im serious!! The only way I can get over it and put on a happy face and act like Im a decent productive citizen is to go to a mental health clinic and stock up on antidepressants.. otherwise all the stupid crap that is required of you today to land a job and not be ostrasized for legitimate anger over all the stupid crap is going to drive me so completely insane that I will never get hired, because with all the negativity flowing through me I *definately* dont look like a good hire. I go so spoiled during the boom and now have nothing.. I cannot get over it without some sort of perscribed chemical happiness, theres just no way because my mind is stuck in an endless loop of anger. the world is bullcrap! I have to post anonymous or some idiot employer will look up this post and fire me for not being happy.

  122. Re:Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mondays are bad. Mondays are evil. AHHHH!!! The Daystar it burns us!

  123. Meyers-Briggs HOWTO? by alienmole · · Score: 3, Funny
    I know how to answer these tests to get any result I want.
    Dude! Write up a HOWTO, put it on a site with some advertising, post a story about it to Slashdot, Digg etc., and you won't need to apply for any more employee positions.
    1. Re:Meyers-Briggs HOWTO? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Shit, that's a good idea. I'm on it.

  124. Favorite color? by PokerAndroid · · Score: 1

    During a job interview for a mechanical engineering position I had someone ask me what my favorite color was.

    1. Re:Favorite color? by The_Dougster · · Score: 1
      As a mechanical engineer myself, I would have to recommend green. Nothing is as amazing to me as the amount of technology in plants.

      Second choice would be orange, of course.

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  125. A federal crime. by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    Hiring based on Personality Questionaires are a federal crime and violates the American's with Disability Act. Corporations can not discriminate against a persons disability -- physical or mental. There is many mental disorders that can affect personalities.

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    1. Re:A federal crime. by josepha48 · · Score: 1
      Actually, a personality test is not a federal crime. It has nothing to do with if you are a nut job or not, it has to do with will you fit in with the corporate culture. Yes it could be used to descriminate, against a nut job, but more than likely they are trying to make sure you are going to fit in the company. If the company has a bunch of really agressive people working there, they may not want someone who is real timid. A timid person may not have what it takes to succeed at the company, because they may be expecting more help than someone who is willing to go after what they want. Or it could be just the opposite. Maybe they don't want super agresssive people and want more passive people to do as they are told and not question it.

      Believe it or not, even WITHOUT a personality test, your personality has a lot to do with weather you are going to get a job with a company or not. Many companies interviews are with several people for a reason. To make sure that you get along with those people and to make sure those people like who you are. Often the people doing the interviewing can see weather your personality is one they want to work with. After the interview the first thing that will come up, is 'how did you feel about this person'. The next thing is usually your abilities. Personality has a lot to do with more than you think and it is not about mental handicap, its about getting along.

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    2. Re:A federal crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is that kind of thinking that makes it impossible for disabled people to get employment.

      It is also probaly why most disabled people go into business for themselves because it is the only way to make an income.

      It is also why Federal budget is strained -- someone has to support them. Your Federal and FICA taxes do that. Corporations could give disabled people a chance and get tax credit too. And help the Federal government with it's budget issues.

      I am speaking from experience.

  126. tell them you dont take no crap off the man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont take the test. its demeaning and offensive. your personality shouldnt matter as long as you have mad coding skilz.

  127. Pseudo-science? by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure there's a point to psychology. Isn't that subject-matter more rigorously covered in neuroscience? Or does psychology cover mind while neuroscience covers brain?

    Of course, psychology does have some study that follows the scientific method (rat-maze experiments, for instance), but how can you trust a subject that claims to be a "science" and yet has differing opinions, like philosophy, which is not experimental. I know scientists have arguements, but psychology really seems to have lots of theories going around, and not too many proofs.

    I know that personality tests are not the only field of psychology, but I do not understand why we even study something that doesn't seem to serve any useful purpose. Feel free to change my mind.

  128. Where do you plan to be in five years? by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Q: Where do you plan to be in five years?

    A: On the other side of this desk explaining why you won't be getting a severence package.

    Works every time...

    1. Re:Where do you plan to be in five years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I find the "contemplating why I'm spending 10 years in prison for eating your liver with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti" answer just doesn't cut it.

  129. It's simple by GWBasic · · Score: 1
    It's simple. I don't care how smart you are, I don't want to hire you if you're going to be difficult to work with.

    That stated, I think you have a right to be concerned. I'm a little uncomfortable working for someone who has to use a computer to judge my personality.

  130. Easy - Burn It! by rmckeethen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    About six months ago, I met a young woman in a bar who'd just gotten back the results from one of these 'personality' tests she took for a potential employer. Amazingly enough, they'd assigned her a letter grade on this test: she scored a D+ . Wonderful. How sweet. After a half hour of discussion, I convinced her to walk outside and burn the stupid thing. The barmaid got pissed with the fire, but fuck it -- incineration is the only appropriate way to deal with this kind of garbage.

    In my opinion, passing judgement on anyone's personality is a pointless and elitest exercize. It's the same with drug testing. In my experience, it's a sure bet that companies which utilize these tests never expect to maintain the same standards they want to hold me to. When potential employers start offering the results of their owners/executives/managers personality tests, I'll be more willing to take them. Until that time -- and I'm not holding my breath -- I'll look elsewhere for work. I'm just not that interested in being someone's worker drone.

  131. They're juat a tool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    Everything. Ever sat in a meeting trying to come up with a solution to a problem and had one person do nothing but make negative comments ? Those are the people I don't want on my team.

    I have candidates do a similar test after they pass the first interview. My intention isn't to weed out personality traits that I deem undesirable, I can get your personality from an interview, but the tests give me an idea of certain characteristics. For example, got fed up with the test and just started slapping random answers in just to get it over and done with ? Well that will show up as a lack of thoroughness and a low risk aversion.

    It also gives me the chance to ask questions which will probe that "weakness" and see if it's something that can be overcome. By the same token, it allows me to ask questions about the strengths and see if the person in question is just pretty good in a particular area or a real superstar.

    Also, nobody takes them as gospel. They are a guide to be used as a tool for the interviewer.

    1. Re:They're juat a tool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those are the people I don't want on my team."

      What evidence do you have that "those" people score a certain way on a Myers Briggs test or any other personality test ? All the other people who have looked for such evidence in a scientific manner, even on such huge data sets as the US Military can provide with decades of entry tests and subsequent records, have found none.

      "For example, got fed up with the test and just started slapping random answers in just to get it over and done with ? Well that will show up as a lack of thoroughness and a low risk aversion."

      You can also characterize that as having a low tolerance for bullshit -- perhaps a good thing to check for YOUR potential coworkers.

      "Also, nobody takes them as gospel. They are a guide to be used as a tool for the interviewer."

      More bullshit. These tests become popular precisely because you can avoid ever having to take responsibility for a decision, by pointing at the test results. A pair of die blessed by the Holy Father would serve as well, if everyone respected them (actually better, it taking much less time to roll the dice than fill out one of those forms).

  132. Yes, you can "fail" a personality test by onesloth · · Score: 1
    BTW, I'd never use the term "fail" when referring to personality tests.

    That's problem with personality testing being used for employment. If you don't fit the profile the employer is looking for you've failed. You aren't taking the test for fun but to get a job. If you fail to get the job because of the test then you've failed the test.

    Personality testing should never be a matter of passing or failing. That fact alone makes it completely useless to employers. By using the testing to in a pass/fail situation you undermine the results.

    Diversity is the strongest attribute of any group. If you specialize the traits, including personality, of your group to those that you *think* are what you want you weaken yourself.

  133. The answer coming from both sides by quietwalker · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think that several people posting simply don't have the right concept about what's going on. This isn't a behavior or social ability test, to see how you can cope with a situation. Rather, as a select few individuals have indicated, this is a measure of your personality type.

    For example;

    • Are you extroverted or introverted
    • Are you more likely to focus on detail and move slowly or focus on results and willing to take a risk.
    • Are you motivated by a challenge, or by money.

    Additionally, certain tests include a quality indicator. Answering questions like, "Have you ever lied?" with a "no" sets off an alarm that the person may be falsifiying information.

    I've worked with an industrial psychologist who generates these exact tests, and helped them provide web-enabled interfaces for it. I've implemented the scoring and ran through the tests as they've changed many times. I'm not going to comment on whether they're accurate or not - it's irrelevant to the people here.

    Instead, lets look at how they are used - something that I've also been exposed to, both from the usage of the tools I wrote, to being subjected to similiar tests by potential employers.

    1. HR requirement as a filter.

      These tools are meant to check you into usually four to eight personality types. If you do not fit the type, you do not get the job, for any company who uses them.

      Real world examples I've seen include:

      • Programmer: Attention to detail, motivated by sense of accomplishment, lack of ambition.
      • Manager : focus on completion/results over detail, motivated by power/control, high career ambition
      • Salesman: focus on people, motivated by money & recoginition, optimistic
    2. 'Smart' usage

      Instead of randomly specifying a category, your existing employees are profiled, and you take the results of your star employees and make those the expected attributes for the position.

    3. Contract jobs

      Many contracting firms expect a contractor to take a behavioral assessment, which is used as a tool by the contract manager to; provide a good match for a candidate, ensure the candidate and company needs match, and to provide humanistic value for an individual they have to represent. You can't easily say "Such-and-Such is trustworthy," having only met them once, but you can point to a psych evaluation and say "Our analysis shows that s/he places a high emphasis on trust."

    So, what do you do with this info if you're a tech-savvy guy applying for an IT-related position?

    These tests work as filters for, well, non-skilled positions. They are applied to every new hire, usually per company HR policy. Honestly, they don't appear to work very well for skilled labour. Look at the programmer example up above. The profile given is for a programmer who is sedate. No new languages, no new technologies, happy to be doing the same job for the next 20 years. This was just the result of a random decision; you had to pick one of the 8 categories, and the one with 'attention to detail' was the top pick. What happens when technologies change, or the software needs to be updated, or new software designed? Too bad you hired someone who won't tend to learn new things.

    What they say they want, and what they need are often disparate things. You can be perfectly suited for the job, but dinged on the somewhat arbitrairy match from the personality test.

    To answer my question above, the smart IT person will attempt to determine before hand what the employer is looking for and cheat the test.

    These tests are transparent. If something asks if you'd rather have a trophy with your name on it, or a cash prize, you can tell one is focused on recognition, and the other on money. Figure out beforehand what the profile is they're looking for and try to match it. Be consistent, since the same question will be asked 3-4 times using different wording. Most scoring systems ar

  134. Most intelligent post in thread by onesloth · · Score: 1

    It's so plainly obvious what the 'right' answers to those questions are and so ridiculous to think that anyone could truthfully answer them 'correctly' that the only logical conclusion you can make about the personality of someone who does so is that they'll lie to you.

  135. Behaviours by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Where I work now does Behavioural Interviews for all new hires, or for internal promotions. The logic goes: we can teach the the technical skills, but unless you are capable of the right behaviours, this isn't going to work out. We work in a team environment, the way people interact with each other and our customers is crucial.

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    1. Re:Behaviours by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      "......We work in a team environment, the way people interact with each other and our customers is crucial." I agree. So whats the test for? Reality is not an abstract, its involved. These hiring policies will not improve the quality of their staff, its just a way of keeping HR staff costs down and enabling management to be arbitrary in their choices. Real hiring decisions are made the old fasioned way: nepotism, payola, casting couch, old boys network, tribal affilliation, etc. One thing for certain, when you are given a multiple choice personality "test" you can answer any way that you want. How can they possibly be certain that anyone will ever tell the truth in answers that will assume that there is a preference. The jobless will say what they think will get them hired, not the "truth". HR can't learn anything important about anyone this way, so the applicant's results here are not an effective measure at all. HR should try checking a reference or two or meeting a candidate in person and stop pretending life is fair and equal and multiple-choiced.

  136. If you think it can't be faked you are wrong by aepervius · · Score: 1

    There are some people good at that, other bad at faking a "personality". I am rather good at that :). And I know a sme people which are too. What do yo think roleplaying and adaptation is for ? Trusting that posing multiple questions with different meaning and hoping to catch contradiction only mean one : you trully think people are less attentionned and intelligent at catching contradiction themselves than you are. I leave the reader to take its own conclusion on that. You are trully exagerating the advantge of the method. In the very end this is only a game : you think a psychological method works, but you will only weed out people unable to game the system, once the method is known.

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    1. Re:If you think it can't be faked you are wrong by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about role playing. One exercise I participated in while in different groups is to fake it on tests. Some people can do it well, some can't. It's like the one someone pointed out somewhere in this topic about asking if most people steal office supplies. If you're smart enough to know most people would rather hire Wally Cleaver than Eddie Haskell, you simply answer the question the way Wally would answer it (sorry for the inane example -- the first that came to mind and I'm terrified about what that says about me!).

      Yet do you really think that a psychologist who has spent years studying human behavior is not aware of that something like that? It would be like a newbie to Linux thinking, "Oh, the password file is easy to see, so I can use it to get passwords." After a while he learns that the designers were way ahead of him. There are some very subtle tests I've seen that can catch almost anyone. There's also other techniques, like rapid fire verbal questions that don't give a respondant time to make up answers and timing a test so people have to move through it quickly. No test will catch 100% of the bad apples, but some can be highly effective.

      And, of course, there are the test that just plain suck. For example, I think many people place way too much emphasis on Myers-Briggs. It's helpful, especially in understanding people in general, but it is not the first and last word in personality types. I had a principal once say I shouldn't be teaching because I didn't fit the type. That was just her being a small person and trying to manipulate me. The truth is, and a person experienced with it, would say that *most* teachers are of a particular type, but would also point out that it benefits the students to have teachers of different types and that one's personality type does not define what job they *should* do.

      As to whether or not I think a method works, all I can say is that I was professionally trained to administer different tests and batteries of tests. I have professional experience scoring and ranking tests (not always as in best or worst) and professional experience in seeing when the tests work and fail. I can tell you what I learned from years working in treatment and what those I worked with, including professional psychologists, social workers, and others found, and that is that a lot more people think they can fake it on tests than can actually do so and that a lot more people think they've sussed a test out than ever do.

      So, again, draw your own conclusion. Is the opinion of someone who claims to know how to fake it on tests right or is it more likely those with experience in the field know how to deal with and test around people who spot tests?

  137. How useful is this? by barutanseijin · · Score: 1

    I'm another INTP, but so what?

    What good does knowing that do me? I already knew that I liked working with abstract ideas and thinking hard about things, and by and large, that's the kind of work I've done. For INTP type jobs the amount of knowledge required just to be qualified weeds out those who don't have the taste for the intellectual life.

    Testing is a racket. Those guys must have a good marketing/sales department.

  138. Lost a job because of one of these. by M0b1u5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have LOST a job I held as a direct result of these type of tests - but it was a few years ago.

    I was hired as a salesman, in New Zealand's biggest appliance store - there were 15 sales "men" there (no women at the time!) and I was head-hunted from the competition. I was on a great salary, plus commission, and I had achieved all my sales target except 2 (and they were artificially high, it would have ranked me at #4 in the store after 4 months there!).

    Did I mention that the head office, was directly across the alleyway from the store?

    In the 6th month I was required to take some kind of test like this - which I dutifully did.

    Anyway, I took the test, and two days later was involved in a stand-up shouting match with the sales manager and the marketing manager, who accused me of "failing to achieve your sales targets, and your profile brands you as 'not a salesman'" (which was pretty funny, seeing as I was ranked at #7 for that month.

    The short version is that they gave me notice right there and then.

    I was only 22 years old, and crushed! I cried for about an hour as I cleared out my gear.

    The #1 sales guy found me sobbing in the warehouse and asked what was going on. I told him what'd happened, and he said "Shit, sorry Chris, I should have told you that was coming, because I figured you'd be gone this month."

    I asked why, and his response was that it was obvious to him, that despite being a fine salesman, I wasn't going to be happy there 5 years from now, and would want one of the management positions in thehead office - less than 50 metres away.

    He said, and I fully believe, that the test I took showed I had "management potential" and that the managers promptly fired me so they wouldn't have to deal with me 5 years down the track, by which time, I would be gunning for their jobs...

    Anyway, a word to the wise: be careful how you come across on these things - because if you don't fall into the "right" category according to the tester, even if you are fully qualified for it you probably won't get a job.

    Middle and upper management (I know this now!) spend most of their day shitting themselves that someone will find out that they have not a single clue about their job - and the rest of the time they are office politiking to ensure that no one can grab their job.

    It mustbe hard work to be such a dirt clod, but there you go.

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    1. Re:Lost a job because of one of these. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      You are trusting something the "#1 salesman" told you? How do you think he got to be #1? He was just trying his sales technique on you, to see if he could instill in you any feeling he wanted and make you beleive something completely counter to logic.
       
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  139. The personality test is a necessity by Lost+Found · · Score: 1

    You mentioned you use FreeBSD. They're not going to actually give you the job -- they just want to know what disorder you have for choosing such an operating system.

  140. The Organization Man by msslc3 · · Score: 1

    A long time ago, I interviewed with a major company. The interview went well, and they asked me to take a personality test, required under their hiring procedures. The test was given by a psychologist off-site, not by in-house HR.

    I went to the library and checked out William H. Whyte's classic, "The Organization Man." In addition to some pointers that helped me understand what the test was about and what business organzations were likely to want from it, there was a sample test in the appendix. Knock me over with a feather: the psychologist gave me the very same test the next day.

    How did I do? They hired someone else. About a year later, they called and offered me the same job, but I had gone elsewhere by then.

  141. Those who answer no ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    Anyone who answers no to that question is very clearly a liar.

    I went through one of those stupid tests twice. The first time I tried to be honest. The second time I tried to say what they wanted me to say.

    In the end, I think the tests were meaningless. I think they were just an excuse to exempt candidates they do not want without exposing themselves to accusations of discrimination.

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  142. I concur ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    And actually, I think my job application was screwed when I wrote that I had a bachelors in Computer Science.

    They don't want anybody with real understanding of technology. They want people who will parrot their selling points regardless of how inane or stupid they are. I once got into an argument with a CompUSA salesman over the merit of refilling cartridges on an Epson vs an HP. He claimed that you could not refill HP cartridges because they were disposable and you could risk damaging them. But you COULD refill EPSON because the cartridges didn't have print heads in them. Such shocking gaps in reason always floor me because reason has no effect on people who could believe something like this.

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  143. Personality Experience by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

    Personality, with a few exceptions, is the big factor. Being able to work well with others is more important than all the experience in the world. If you can work well with others, you'll get the experience, and the rest of the team you work with will be more productive as a result. Like it or not, the corporate world is all about teamwork, whether you're a programmer, marketing person or graphic designer. Unless you're an actuary or pure numbers runner, you're simply going to have to work with others.

    Now, as for these traits being assessed by an online personality quiz ... that I haven't heard of. At least not outside the context of Best Buy or some place like that.

  144. So, how much of you is your employer entitled to? by dalroth5 · · Score: 1
    Hello there.

    As you can see from (#15167154) down below, the professionals involved in this field are indeed highly trained and often highly intelligent.

    Points for your consideration:

    1. While you thought you were just applying for a job, this potential employer intends to probe every aspect of your private life and personality. Perhaps they consider this perfectly reasonable, given the extreme cost to the employer of making a mistake. Perhaps you don't agree with them.

    2. A personality test can be formally written and designed by professionals, or informally conducted at interview. An astute interviewer can probe you more deeply than you think; a professionally designed written test will explore you right to the bottom.

    3. Until every job includes a paper test, you might easily prefer to avoid those which do.

    4. When every job includes a paper test, it might be time to work for yourself.

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  145. Don't worry about the test by unknownworld · · Score: 1

    Prepare yourself.
    Read this http://behaviouralfinance.net/ and http://www.valuebasedmanagement.net/
    Good luck to you!

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  146. There IS a correct answer for every question. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Just start the process of answering with the thought:

    'What does this bastard want to hear?'

    You might get marked down as hopelessly cynical. But most companys can deal with that. Only the most advanced tests are that on the ball. Most are'nt any better then those promoted by 'Scientology'.

    Remember you have never lied to a former boss, you have certainly never stolen from one, nor have you drunk on the job, nor while driving, nor do you indulge in high risk behavior on or off the job... The questions were written by full of themselves mental 12 year olds to catch children in lies.

    Just lie well and the test will rate you high.

    One interview answer I got from /. that I use every chance I get.

    Q: What's your biggest weakness?

    A: Giving stupid answers to stupid questions.

    If they can't handle that answer you don't want to work for them anyhow.

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    1. Re:There IS a correct answer for every question. by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      lol, no i'm not after any particular thing here but these things aren't well designed having to go through with so many companies using them, yes they are a great cost saver, but they don't work. To give an example: I have two class mates, one is top of the class or near top of the class in every module, is highly social, hard working and a good laugh to be around. The other is near bottom of the class, after being in the same class as him for two years and many of us extending a hand of freindship trying to get him out more, we have given up the guys just doesn't like people. Now then both are robitics students and applied for a placement at a helicopter firm both were required to do a personnality test before the interview. My hard working top of the class friend was rejected at that phase and the anti social one let on, (as a point of interest later did not get the job because he seemed highly unsuited for the team working and the like.) Now this just happens to be two people I know and most of my class has come up against the same problem, as for your lie option, well tried that and also tried giving the exact opposite answer to what i normally would. Strangely enough I did have minor sucess with one pharmacutical company when i decided to see if my third application to them would pass if i went for all the evil bastard options I did pass that time, although after completing the next round didn't hear anything more from them.

  147. Find another place to work. by thisNameNotTaken · · Score: 1


    Imagine how they treat you after you go to work for them.

    12.3,,14-35i25p1254539029333..........? bye bye

    Or, answer A or 1 to eveything. Have fun at their expense.

  148. probably foolish enough to convince themselves by HornWumpus · · Score: 0
    Does getting an offer count?

    How many times?

    There is almost always a correct answer when taking any of these tests in an interview situation. You are gaming the test. Most are very badly written.

    Just don't try to outthink it. You will think they drop in questions like 'have you ever lied to a friend' to catch liers on the test (everybody lies to a friend at least in a little way, they know that).

    The answer remains 'no'. In business you need diplomacy skills. Demonstating a lack on a personality test is always stupid (unless you are applying for a job as village idiot). They are'nt looking for a virgin. Don't pretend (this is slashdot...pretend).

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    1. Re:probably foolish enough to convince themselves by maggot+the+shrew · · Score: 1

      Just don't try to outthink it. You will think they drop in questions like 'have you ever lied to a friend' to catch liers on the test (everybody lies to a friend at least in a little way, they know that).

      They include questions like that to divert attention from the questions that actually suss the probability of honesty. Often they'll run two similarly worded questions near each other that have the same answer after having warned you that the test is designed to catch inconsistentcies. This is to analyze something completely different from honesty and consistentcy.

      Using the example you did is a demonstration of just how much is going on that you don't see. We, as thinking people, will make patterns in what we see and attribute our predictions to the results, right or wrong. These have nothing to do with the reality of the situation. Just ask an apocalyptic christian to explain why Kingdom has't come yet.

      A test that's designed to determine probabilities about a person's personality will likely have covered the fact that the vast majority of men think they are smarter than everyone else despite evidence to the contrary.

  149. Kobayashi-Maru by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
    my freind had to take one of those online tests recently, so he did what you did and went to the website of the people who concoct the tests. There he noticed that they allow employers to sign up for a free trial, so he signed up as a fake employer, then took the test as a prospective employee thus submitting the results to himself. From that he was able to figure out what the "right" answers were, and it turns out that if you ever pick any options that are nearer either end of the scale of options, the report declares you a raving maladjusted maniac.

    So if you "strongly agree" that work is the highest priority in your life the report says you are an obsessive workaholic and are likely to be unstable. So all he did was tone down the strength of his agreement/disagreement with some answers and hey presto he has 90% suitability for the role and is an all round perfect employee. He was then hired on the basis of this, despite his employers commenting that he didnt sell himself very well in the interview.

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  150. Personality shows up when you are in extreme moods by little_prince · · Score: 1

    You can crack the various personailty test with some practice, especially the written one and even face to face. It is not so difficult to impersonate an expected personality, atleast for hardened ones amongst us.

    In my personal experience I have found that true personality comes to surface easily when you approach towards extreme moods - happiness, joy, frustration, bugged and so on. The usual personality testing can't detect true personality easily. One of the reasons being the own biases of the judges, resulting from the theoritical knowledge and/or their own personalities.

    You could project a very healthy and positive personality, but if that's only a mere projection, your inner vibrations will effect/influence the people around you in unpleasant ways anyways.

  151. My last job interview did this... by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And it GOT ME THE JOB. The other guy looked better on paper, and was was about the same for personality in person. I blew him away on not only the skills portion of the online test, but the personality portion, too.

    Just before my interview, the company implemented a policy that they would test for personality before hiring ANYONE. Even the lowest worker. The reason is that there were so many people that disrupted the harmony of the workplace and made everyone's life miserable. They decided to fix the problem and it's worked. It's a totally awesome place to work.

    If you don't have the personality to pass one of these tests, by all means, don't take it and just go find another company to apply to. If you think you are a likeable person, take the test.

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    1. Re:My last job interview did this... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Wow, do you work for Giant Testing Corporation #2 or something? You sure sound like a commercial.

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    2. Re:My last job interview did this... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      No, if I did, I've have mentioned Giant Testing Corporation #2 and provided a link.

      If I sound like an informertial it's only because I looked for a job for a year and half and barely got a few interviews. This is the only company to take me seriously and they ONLY did so because of the test they gave me.

      People with tons of experience and NO personal skills should be very afraid of these tests. People like me, with plenty of knowledge and very little professional experience should welcome these tests.

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    3. Re:My last job interview did this... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Lets add another category of people who should be afraid of these tests: businesses. They are right up there with phrenology and astrology.

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  152. Bingo! by onesloth · · Score: 1
    I think they were just an excuse to exempt candidates they do not want without exposing themselves to accusations of discrimination.

    It's just like having conduct policies so strict they are vioated by all employees and are only enforced to get rid of people the boss doesn't like.

    1. Re:Bingo! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Conduct policies? That's nothing; we have laws that have the very same purpose.

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  153. Well, give a some people a hammer by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and they'll smash their thumbs.

    Are tests like this useful? Yes.

    Are tests like this going to cause some people to make bad decisions? Yes.

    The bottom line is 90% of the people in the world do not know how to handle data. It isn't about being good at calculation; it's about triangulation. Every bit of evidence has to be weighed in context.

    What they need to do is take the following bits of information (in order of importance IMO):

    (1) Your references
    (2) Your interview
    (3) Test results

    and look at them as a whole. It's like SATs. You take a kid with low grades, an intriguing interview and high scores and the picture that comes out is, "bright kid, bored in school." Or the kid with high grades, a bit uncomfortable in the interview but obviously bright, and low scores is "test anxiety".

    What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job?

    A great deal. In many cases as much or more than your technical skills. After all, if you're smart skills are easy to acquire, but attitude is hard, possibly even harder for smart people, who are used to being right when everyone around them is wrong. It may be that they're looking for somebody who doesn't like people. There are jobs for people like that, people who have to do tasks that would suck the life out of a gregarious person. But most jobs require people skills, because most of the time there is more work than one person can do without interacting with others.

    The problem with these tests IMO is that they don't necessarily measure adaptability. Sometimes you have be able to work as a loner, other times hand in glove as part of a team. You tend to think of yourself in terms of your most recent work, but it doesn't mean you can't work a different way.

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  154. Hello Test Admins. Valid Question Here. by onesloth · · Score: 1

    All these pro-personality test types in this thread and no answers for a very reasonable and very common situation.

  155. Behavioural interviewing is NOT dodgy 'science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Behavioural interviewing is NOT dodgy 'science, but its application is. The standardized personality tests are very scientific in that they are both repeatable and valid however they can only given you measurements that must then be correllated against specific job performance. This means giving the tests for a number of years and then seeing what measured traits are the best predictors of job performance. It is NOT POSSIBLE TO KNOW THIS A PRIORI for any particular job. If the person interpreting the results is not a PhD psychologist there is a good chance the test is being misused. Large organizations often use these test correctly but very rarely are they used properly by smaller companies because the cost of using them properly is prohibitive. The US Army uses this type of testing extensively and properly and many of the tests were developed during WWII.

  156. Re:Screening for Cheerful Charlies, not Tech Skill by smchris · · Score: 1

    It was quite a few years ago but I remember it as Besy Buy. A computer repair guy at our college was moonlighting. He told me they had him on a headset. While he was fixing people's computers in-store he was simultaneously answering help line calls. So I guess personality would be a factor -- in several ways.

  157. Circuit City uses them by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

    Actually, I remember a behavioral test being the first thing I had to do to work at Circuit City. Apperently they are kept pretty confidential, even from the person taking them, but they are supposed to reflect how well a person will do as a salesman. (The customer service manager that graded mine said it showed I should have been a very good salesman though in fact I am not.)
    I also remember reading a story from some guy applying for the NSA who, along w/ the standard clearance investigation had to take behavioral tests and a polygraph. Basically the test was meant to determine if he had any unnaturally strong personal traits in either direction. From talking to a gal who workeed at the NSA, she said that the analysts are specifically chosen to be heavily introverted so that they won't talk about their work with anyone, (nor even have social contacts to talk to.) She said the analysts wouldn't even look her in the eyes as she passed them in the halls. (She was a very good looking lady.)
    I don't really have a specific point, just wanted to share some experiences.

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  158. Re:People with Too Much Personality by DennisInDallas · · Score: 1

    I don't know for certain, but the rumor was repeated to me from enough sources that it began to look true...

    The guy behind the selectric would "convalesce" between revisions.

    I think designing things like that would probably be enough to send one over the edge - I have no problem with that. The part I don't get is why he would come back for more.

    Just trying to fix the buggers invaded my dreams. I was so glad when the decwriter made the scene.

  159. Keep looking by Hunk+of+Cheese · · Score: 1

    As somebody who works at a company with a test like that for new hires, I can say this:
    1) we pay a lot of money for that test
    2) we ignore the results, except for throwing out people who like open source too much
    3) our management are really hopelessly stereotypical suits

    So, survey with sample size of one says, keep looking....

  160. Re:these are not used to determine your personalit by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    Why give a Voight-Kampff when they can just see if your eyes reflect like a cat's?

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  161. SCIENTOLOGY Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had very strange "personality evaluation" test during an interview once; for an IT position, mostly coding.

    Little did I know that a big software company was just a front for cult enrollment. I could not find the business online today, but I remember the product "Diskeeper" and Ho and Behold, the CEO of that business is a "Scientology volunteer minister", I think they changed the name of the business for the main product name.

    It should be told that at the dawn of the software industry Hubbard ask all his cult followers to start software businesses, that if only one out of ten succeeded, it will bring wonders to the Church Of Scientology, since members must give part of their revenues to the COS. And it worked wonders.

    Going in for the interview, my first alarm was the 15+ huge volumes of "L. Ron Hubbard Business Encyclopedia" in the waiting room (the name is probably wrong). For me it was an alarm, since I had a Scientologist manager before and it had been a very bad experience.

    I was told during the interview how "near godly Hubbard really was". Then I was asked to do a small test, I found it really strange since I had analyzed similar tests in a psychology class. It cannot be used to evaluate your competency in math or IT.

    "Are you often dismayed by the actions of others and are not able to grasp their double-dealing?"

    "The OCA has been used as a recruiting tool by Scientology since 1953"

    Such tests means nothing if not answered honestly and must be taken under no stress (a job interview?). Anyone that studied in the field can go around these tests easily.

    Like the first post said, the personality test is called 'the interview', and no Yes/No or A,B,C personality test will reveal how good a programmer you are.

    Back home I hit the NET, and learned everything about "The COS OCA Test". I could even read all the questions and "best answer". "Best" because the test is purposely done to get 20% wrong (no choice is good) so "scientology can help you with that".

    The test is also made to seek out "malleable personalities", so they can be directed into obeisance. Now THAT made sense for the test I was asked to fill.

    In the interview I was also informed that my first 3 days would be a "formation period" of unpaid 14+ hours a day.

    That made a LOT of sense when I searched for Scientology online. Typical strategy for newcommers in the Church is that 3 day 'personality resoucing' strategy to "break" you, so you believe you're a no good puny worker, but don't worry they have the solution you need, they will make you great. Just be a nice little obeying drone. It's really a similar strategy as military boot camps, and LRH based it on it.

    That strategy was the problem with my old manager. He started every meeting by yelling and tells you how incompetent you are. When everyone is sitting down he explains what he actually want and at the end throw's a small compl\i9ment that makes you feel good. Everyone ran out working hard ... well the new guy anyway.

    My Manager had the additional problem of being completely incompetent, so it just made a bad situation worst.

  162. Behavioral Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a large office supply company and we use an on-line Behavioral Interview in our hiring process as well. Similar to the poster who went to Best Buy for a part time job, my company chooses the results of the "Pre-Employment Screening" over any other perceived or actual skill, trait or characteristic a candidate might have. The results of the screening are broken into three catagories; recommended, marginal and not recommended. We are forbidden to consider anyone who was not recommended and strongly encouraged to not pursue marginals. The idea behind the pre-employment screening (as it has been explained to me) is to save valuable time in the process. A candidate gets screened by a computer and management only sees the cream of the crop. I know of a few candidates who I would have enjoyed working with who didn't make the cut. When I say enjoyed working with I'm refering to their personality and technical competance, not their party passion. It appears that in a retail environment personality skills are rightfully high on the required list for employees. The down side is most (not all) of the bright personalities are not as technically capable. I'm basing this ONLY on the employees that I have seen hired in the last 5 years, all while working in the same store location. And even then, the screening can make horrible mistakes. All in all I would take the test. You won't be able to speak to a real live interviewer without it.

  163. If I'm splitting hairs, the must be elephant hairs by WgT2 · · Score: 1
    I think they're just trying to cull out some of the undesirable personality types in advance via this test, just as they cull out the unfit applicants in advance by examining resumes and applications.

    I don't believe it is all about weeding out "undesirable" personalities. In fact, the way you word that tells me you have lumped bad character, you know: when you have more choice about what you do, with personality. I don't think "antisocial" is really part of one's personality. Even people who won't talk to you very much might have someone at home with whom they can't shut up. That's not antisocial behavior. It just means they don't trust you enough to go running their mouth off to you or that they are satisfied with having the person/people at home as their confidant(s); that's not antisocial.

    When I think of antisocial I think of people who are aggressive against others or against interacting with them. That's not the same as non-social (with their co-workers).

    There are theories out that are used for linking personality with preferences, particularly job preferences. Doesn't the ASVAB ask personality related questions? Not only that, if there is an established team working on a project(s), then the manager might want to try to balance that team by added someone they think has the proper personality to fit in with the rest. Afterall, as a manager you don't want two natural-born leaders in one group, do you?

    Granted, I don't know if there is any "personality" test that completely discerns between that which is pure personality and that which comes from character. With that in mind, I doubt there are too many companies that are purely interested in your personality alone, but your character also.

  164. Scratch them out of your list by unity100 · · Score: 1

    This is definitely a case of the new hype going around 'Personnel & Human Resources Management' thing - Trying to profile out a person's characteristics by asking totally irrelevant and absurd questions with no correlation to the job s/he will be interviewed about. It does not matter what a person would do in a 's/he comes home tired from work, learns that friends are coming to dinner and there is nothing in the house except a sack of flour' case if the person is going to be employed in a routine, regular, tedious repetitive duty of maintaining a branch of a production line in a manufacturing plant. I think that the social sciences, yet being too distant to pose all encompassing theories about the human psyche, are being over utilized in industry. This leads to the 'totally irrelevant psychological profiling' and 'human resources management with no correlation to actual work/sector' cases. As a result id say that this company might be one of those that in it the head does not know what the hand is doing. Scratch them out of your list.

  165. Personality is important, the tests are not by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Obviously, your personality is important for your ability to work efficiently in a team. And if your job doesn't involve any kind of teamwork, it will probably be outsurced soon to Ukraine anyway.

    The tests, however, are just pseudo-science. They exists in order to allow management to avoid responsibility for their actions. The companies that sell them have many highly paid and competent professionals whose major competance is to invent pseudo-arguments for why their pseudo-science works, using words also found in real science which the customers don't understand. They are on the level with (and in the same market as) astrology, except that most of the astrologist actually believe in their nonsense.

    A good manager will know his team, and will ask you question that will reveal if you are likely to fit well into that team. That is not something a standardized test can help with.

    If you want the job despite management being incompetent, they way to answer these test is to ignore everything you will be told about the tests, try to imagine what kind of person that would fit the buzzwords would be like, and answer according to that persona.

    Basically, you have to be smarter than the people who made the test, which is usually quite easy.

  166. Behavioral interviews by eyedentities · · Score: 1

    In 1998 I applied for a leadership position in the hospital where I worked. I had serious gaps in my interpersonal skills, and they knew it. My boss's daugher was an industrial psychologist. They got some behavioral test and got their best psych type to ask me the questions in front of the group. Of course, I flunked and didn't get the position. I was really resentful at the time, because I figure I would have done better without these tests. However, what I see now, is that many positions are filled from employee referrals, and they just do the tests because they're on the list. People want to hire folks they are comfortable with.

  167. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Behavior address how we percieve and judge, according to Jung. This has a powerful impact on daily work, where the employee puts in alot of his own.