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Nintendo UK Defends the Wii

GamesIndustry.biz is running a story defending the Wii from across the pond. Nintendo's UK boss David Yarnton has nothing but good words for the new name for the Revolution. From the article: "It's like any new name ... it takes a while to get established. I think that you'll find that in not even six months, in a short period of time, people will accept it; they won't be referring to Revolution or next-generation, it'll just be Wii."

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  1. All I want by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is to be able to try it out with my own two hands. I really don't care what it's called as long as it works and has great games.

    1. Re:All I want by linvir · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Wow, what an interesting and insightful remark that isn't in the least bit unoriginal, redundant or hackneyed by overuse in the dozens of preceding discussions.

      Then again, the subject itself is getting pretty old. Maybe there's nothing left to do but to rehash the same old boring crap?

    2. Re:All I want by revlayle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Aw man, you could have at LEAST replied with:

      "So, you want to touch a Wii with your own two hands, eh?? EH?"

      GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!!111eleven

    3. Re:All I want by LesPaul75 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, believe it or not, a really terrible name can have a big impact on how great the games are. If they had named it the "Nintendo Donkey Turd," that would have a pretty negative effect on the sales of the console. And game developers really just go where the money is. If they don't expect the Donkey Turd to sell very well, then they don't expect their game to sell very well on that platform. So having a crappy name and having great games aren't completely orthogonal issues.

    4. Re:All I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find one hand is usually sufficient for a wii.

    5. Re:All I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Especially considering how sensitive to motion the Wii is.

    6. Re:All I want by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Well, believe it or not, a really terrible name can have a big impact on how great the games are. If they had named it the "Nintendo Donkey Turd," that would have a pretty negative effect on the sales of the console. And game developers really just go where the money is. If they don't expect the Donkey Turd to sell very well, then they don't expect their game to sell very well on that platform. So having a crappy name and having great games aren't completely orthogonal issues.
      The name is not that bad but are the game players going to be called, "wii-nies"?
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    7. Re:All I want by eln · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think that was pretty much guaranteed to happen regardless of the name of the console.

    8. Re:All I want by Merle+Darling · · Score: 1

      If they had named it the "Nintendo Donkey Turd," that would have a pretty negative effect on the sales of the console.

      I don't know about everyone else, but I know I'd go out of my way to buy something called "Nintendo Donkey Turd" for the laugh factor alone. Never mind the unique controllers and a SSB launch title, just having a Donkey Turd on my entertainment center would kick ass.

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    9. Re:All I want by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Probably, I'm just wondering if the Backwards compadability feature will be called the Wii-NES...

  2. People will get used to it.. by new_breed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..OVer here in Holland, they started a new channel called 'Yorin'. First, everybody was laughing and calling it 'urine', but that joke soon got old, and now it's just another channel on TV. And I'm sure all these foaming-mouth discussions concerning Wii will die away in time as well.

    1. Re:People will get used to it.. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, that's just the way it seems that marketing works. After a short while, a name is just a name, and doesn't elicit any reaction. However, if you can create an initial buzz around something by giving it a noticable name, then you've done a good job. It doesn't matter how stupid the name is. Eventually everyone just gets used to it...

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    2. Re:People will get used to it.. by interiot · · Score: 1

      Yup. It kind of sucks because the name is a homophone of very common words, but humans have long figured out what speech means based on sentence context (eg. I / eye / aye, you / ewe), and I'm sure we'll continue to be able to do so. (still, most of the gaming press seems to think the name is a distinct marketing mistake, but it's not the end of the world).

    3. Re:People will get used to it.. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Eye, ewe it then ale awn the Ed.

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    4. Re:People will get used to it.. by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

      That would be more believable if the Dutch regularly spoke English or had a similar word in their language for that bodily fluid.

    5. Re:People will get used to it.. by KingJoshi · · Score: 1

      The new network channel in the US combining WB and UPN was tentativley called CW. Basically because CBS and Warner Brothers cooperating on it. They thought of new ideas of what to call the new channel and did surveys. Basically they found out that it had enough recognition even before it aired and that people had gotten used to the name that there was no incentive to change it.

      Wii is getting that same recognition. And while the first response is, "What the heck?", people move on. Seriously, 'wee wee' didn't even enter my mind. I didn't think of urine either. Never thought to pronounce it 'why'. I just thought it was a stupid name. But it's not as though the name doesn't have positives. With some marketing, those that don't know about it will first associate it with those positives. Those that know will have come to acceptance of the name. And we'll focus on the games again.

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    6. Re:People will get used to it.. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Why is it unfortunate? Every word had to be invented at some point.

    7. Re:People will get used to it.. by Lave · · Score: 1
      I think thats the best outcome, let us get bored, adn problem's over.

      If I ran nintendo's marketing I would have a really edgy rude literal piss take of the name teaser tv adverts.to get peoples attention - and then let it die out. If they acknowledge the urine gags first in the advertising I only think it will help the system.

      We are a tiny subset of their audience to be honest, and a silly name will get them in everything from FHM to the Guardian - so it can only help them to be honest.

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    8. Re:People will get used to it.. by Tow_cow · · Score: 1

      Which we do and have.

    9. Re:People will get used to it.. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Oh, I personally don't think it's unfortunate, for exactly the reason you give. However, from a marketing standpoint it is unfortunate, specifically because people get used to it--it dilutes brand recognition and awareness.

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    10. Re:People will get used to it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm living in the Netherlands at the moment, and haven't bothered learning anything but cursory Dutch (and I only learned that to be polite). People speak English regularly, TV is mostly in English, billboards are in English as often as they are in Dutch... all in all, there is no reason for me to learn Dutch unless I want to apply for residency.

      Plus, there are so many shared words between the two languages, that there is every chance that a word in English will be the same or similar in Dutch.

    11. Re:People will get used to it.. by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, people still make Uranus jokes 225 years later :-(

      I sometimes wonder WTF Herschel was thinking. Either he thought it was a funny name, in which case naming a planet as a smutty joke seems a little childish, or he didn't think of it, which makes him seem pretty stupid.

    12. Re:People will get used to it.. by AlexanderDitto · · Score: 1

      Well, after five news articles being posted about it, you'd THINK people would get used to it... seriously, people it's not that funny.

      I hypothesize that next, someone is going to reach through our screens and slap us with a wet fish until we have thoughts only of Nintendo's Wii.

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    13. Re:People will get used to it.. by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to Holland? The people there speak English better than us Brits half the time.

      At least in the UK we have a fine long standing tradition of toilet humour (or, to quote the Baron von Richtoffen, it's the basis for our entire culture), and the name "Wii" will likely condemn the console to an early grave due to the mass peurility that seems to be present in almost all non-formal media. Which is a shame.

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    14. Re:People will get used to it.. by sasami · · Score: 1

      This doesn't always happen. I'd guess that a weird word that has wide exposure has a good chance of just being absorbed into normal lingo.

      But a word that isn't widely known can fail to become widely known if it doesn't sound good. Case in point: when asked, all of my non-techie friends say that one of the main reasons they switched to Firefox was because it wasn't called Mozilla. And the reason I asked them was because I had an absolutely terrible time getting anyone to use something called Mozilla. (I prefer "Netscape" over both those names, though.)

      I think, on balance, "Wii" is a poor name. Nintendo has enough marketing clout to get people used to it, though. It's not clear to me which way this one is going to fall.

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    15. Re:People will get used to it.. by Wikipedia · · Score: 0

      Heck yes. I applied at EBGames the other day and the manager called it the "oui". I thought it was funny hearing someone say, because I never heard it spoken before, and in a seriously way too.

      One reason the name Amazon was chosen was because it was short and memorable, not because it made sense. People will get used to wii, they'll think it's just another weird asian name, like dong phat, or phuc, or what have you.

      Seriously, I bought this vietnamese herbal tea called "Dong Phat".

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  3. yesman by lambent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course the head of Nintendo UK would say that. What else is he capable of even saying?

    "Well, frankly, I do in fact think the name sucks. They got their heads up their asses in marketing."

    No way.

    1. Re:yesman by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what I was thinking, too. A real news headline would be something like "Nintendo UK Speaks Out Against the Name 'Wii'"

    2. Re:yesman by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Yeah, i'm not surprised that he's falling in with the party line, but he did let one thing slip that i can agree with...

      "Actually, it's not even a word"

      Too bad they keep insisting that we should go ahead and use it like one anyways though.

      and said that he expected people to have a very different perception of the Wii once they've played the device at E3.

      It's funny that Nintendo keeps saying that. They don't really seem to understand where i'm coming from. If i were lucky enough to get to go E3 and play it my perception would most likely remain exactly the same. The system is cool, the name sucks.

      Their insistence that the two elements are in some way linked is almost counterproductive. If they believe that the public perception of the name is detrimental to the perception of the product than clearly they chose the wrong name, and if the public perception of the name is irrelevant to the perception of the product then no amount of exposure to the product is going to improve our opinion of the name. We can only get used to it over time, if the Nintendo executives are correct, or resigned to it through repeated aural abuse, if those of us who insist it is fundamentaly flawed are correct.

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    3. Re:yesman by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      I thought they were "insisting" people use it like a name, which is what it is.

  4. still don't get it. what was wrong with Moo? by ranjix · · Score: 1

    the problem with wii is that it requires certain intonation, you can't just shoot wii straight from the hip, it doesn't work. just like yahoo, the only correct way to say it is like in the commercial

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    1. Re:still don't get it. what was wrong with Moo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > you can't just shoot wii straight from the hip, it doesn't work

      WFM.

  5. Wii playable at E3? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From TFA:
    Yarnton encouraged commentators to "look beyond just the name, at the whole philosophy of what we're about," and said that he expected people to have a very different perception of the Wii once they've played the device at E3. [Emphasis mine]

    This makes it sound like there will be a Wii playable on the floor at E3. Other reports I've heard made it sound like it would only be playable by a few select people.

    1. Re:Wii playable at E3? by interiot · · Score: 3, Informative

      The gaming press is under an NDA that will be lifted at E3. A lot of the gaming press has already played the Wii, they just can't talk about it until E3 (or talk about it that much... a couple of the game press podcasts have been slipping some bits of info out).

    2. Re:Wii playable at E3? by Rejemy · · Score: 1

      Yes, and those few select people are the ones they are hoping to give a different perception. Remember, he's talking to the PRESS.

    3. Re:Wii playable at E3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...what you're saying is ... certain members of the press were told that they could play with Nintendo's Wii, but only if they didn't tell anyone? =P

  6. In a related story, by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    Steve Vai is still not amused by the new name

    1. Re:In a related story, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who() {
      O wasn't he death out of that Bill and Ted movie?;
      Or was it that time lord with the phone box?;
      Or that dude that does cool guitar solos just not songs?;
      Want was that other blokes name Malmsteen Malmstein?? Ingee?? You know that one who got really fat?
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      It's a joke laugh.

  7. Hasn't hurt their stock much by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NTDOY.PK has been increasing in value for the past week, it's up around $19.15 now, though that is probably due in part to the huge gains the yen has been making in the past 2 weeks.

    1. Re:Hasn't hurt their stock much by MaverickUW · · Score: 1

      I'd rather look at their other stock values. Such as NTDOF (currently at $153.57) and TYO:7974 (Their primary Tokyo Stock Exchange Entry) at 17,450.000 yen (which is basically the exact same price, give or take currency fluctuations). Nintendo is worth a lot more than $20 a share. They have more cash stockpiled than would be the value of their stock if it was only $20.

      Oh, in contrast, Sony Corp (TYO:6758) is only at 5550 yen.

  8. Speaking of words.... by Mard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...this guy sure used a lot of them, and managed to say nothing at all. I can't decide if the article was fluff because of the subject hoping to speak big from a small position, or if the people writing the article wishing they had some scoop, but working with their nothing instead.

    We've already begun calling it a "Wii" amongst my very excited friends, none of which could be considered Nintendo fanboys. The name doesn't matter, the Wii will be big, and this next round of Sony vs Nintendo may be the most exciting yet for us consumers. We'll get the best of both worlds: great and innovative gameplay from Nintendo, and stunning graphics with revolutionary technology from Sony. This is the first time that I'll be purchasing both next-gen systems upon release, regardless of what they're called.

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    1. Re:Speaking of words.... by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

      ...the Wii will be big...

      That's either funny in a very juvenile sense, or quite the oxymoron, I can't decide which... :)

      But seriously, I fully agree... this round of the console wars is proving to be very exciting, (with the exception of Xbox360, which has not impressed me at all).

      If Nintendo can pull off an incredibly accurate motion-tracking system, and game developers can get creative enough with it, I think we'll truly see a home gaming Revolution.

  9. Re:Brits like it? by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The fact that brits like the name is just one more strike against it. Don't they eat something called spotted dick? And yea, I learn all my international culture from John Goodman flicks.
    Well, yeah, Brits do. On the other hand, Americans buy furnature from a chain called "Badcock", and "Gaylord" is considered a reasonable name for a maker of packaging materials.

    Normally this would be some nationality bashing thing, but actually I think it proves the point: Wii is fine. Given only one of its meanings is the one people are taking the...erm, wii, out of, and that in practice, you're more likely to hear the phoneme used to describe "A group of us" than "Urine", I'm still baffled about the hysterical reaction to it.

    Still, if it does end up being a marketing disaster, it'll not be the first.

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  10. Just to get this bad pun out of the way... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nintendo UK: "Wii think the name will catch on."

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    1. Re:Just to get this bad pun out of the way... by buswolley · · Score: 1

      smokin too much Wiid.

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  11. I don't get it by Blinocac200sx · · Score: 0

    I have nothing against the name. For all I care they could call it the Killsyoubox, and I'd still be insterested. I just don't understand how changing the name from Revolution, to Wii is supposed to help it sell better.

    1. Re:I don't get it by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Because "Wii" doesn't have that "slaughter the burgeois!" undertone.

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  12. Nope, it'll be "You" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in, "You're completely fuckin stupid if you think I'll buy anything called a 'Wii'."

    1. Re:Nope, it'll be "You" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. Nobody expects anything out of you. You are inconsequential, and, based on the methodology behind your purchasing decisions, quite stupid.

  13. and in other news, by sepharious · · Score: 1

    David Yarnton was seen crying "Wii, wii, wii, wii" all the way back to the UK. Film at 11.

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  14. Still call it Nintendo by strider2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Amongst my friends and I, we call it "Wii". Amongst my FOB parents and FOB relatives, all video game products are called "Nintendo" with the exception of "Atari". Btw, the last game my parents played was Pac-Man on the Atari 2600. It requires no English skills, easy to learn, and fun for the whole family. With the remote style controller, I wouldn't need to explain how to play a game with my broken foreign language skills to my parents and/or relatives. FOB = Fresh Off the Boat (slang for immigrants coming from Asia to America)

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    1. Re:Still call it Nintendo by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      FOB = Fresh Off the Boat (slang for immigrants coming from Asia to America)

      I think it's a little older than that. We don't even have boats like that anymore.

    2. Re:Still call it Nintendo by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
      Pac-Man on the Atari 2600 [...] fun for the whole family
      Pac-Man on the 2600 was crap for the whole family! Atari released an unfinished prototype, and made more copies of the game than existing consoles. It was, deservedly, a commercial disaster.
    3. Re:Still call it Nintendo by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you're Asian. Letters pretending to be pictures is normal for you.

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    4. Re:Still call it Nintendo by colmore · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the 2600 version of PacMan wasn't fun for ANYONE and only require the language skills needed to say

      "What the HELL!? this isn't fuckin' PacMan!"

      and what, you and your parents don't share a common language? that's kind of odd.

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    5. Re:Still call it Nintendo by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      Well, when I ask my FOB roommates which is better Sony Playstation or X (with X referring to any other video game system), Sony always wins...

      It's got a good rep in Thailand anyway... one girl who used to live with me and has since gone home planned to buy a bunch of PS2s and set up a baang in her garage (in Thailand, obviously. I don't know the Thai word for baang.).

      My other roommates got a PS2 with EyeToy (after it was out a long time and they could get it cheap).

      Me? I have a GameCube. I hate Sony.

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    6. Re:Still call it Nintendo by strider2k · · Score: 1

      I'm an ABC (American Born Chinese) and I speak some conversational Chinese to my parents. Mainly, it's common words. I don't think I can watch a Chinese Drama and understand the complicated love triangle and the various slangs and such. Imagine a 6th grade kid talking to their parents. That is how I think my Chinese language comprehension skills are at.

      In regards to Pac-Man, I really meant Ms. Pac Man. My fault for being lazy and not typing "Ms." but I just wanted to illustrate the point. Another game that my family enjoyed was Combat and Space Invaders.

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  15. Yes, we know. by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

    That's because you're a rational individual who is already familiar with console gaming and will buy based on technical merit. You don't care about the name, so Nintendo doesn't care what you think of the name. They picked the name to appeal to a more lay audience. What has been perplexing, therefore, is not that "the name doesn't appeal to us", but the name doesn't appeal to *anyone*. Like I said here, if they had named it Flower Power rather than Wii, you and I still wouldn't care (in terms of decision to purchase) but at least we'd understand who *would* like the name and find it more appealing based on that.

    1. Re:Yes, we know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, I like it, but I am so embarrassed, I am posting AC...

  16. not wii by scolby · · Score: 1

    "...they won't be referring to Revolution or next-generation, it'll just be Wii."

    Unless it fails, in which case it's just craap.

  17. Effects of names always wear off by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're right. I remember hordes of people saying "Vista" was a stupid name for the next Microsoft OS, and I thought it was pretty stupid too, but now it doesn't seem out of the ordinary. What about "Virgin"? Pretty funny the first few times you hear it, but it soon takes on a life of its own.

    1. Re:Effects of names always wear off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a lot of gamers over-analyzed the name. I'm guessing the marketing people gathered a bunch of native english speaking people and said "What do you think of when I say 'we'". I'd guess at least 90% of the people said "us" or "a group of people (including me)", etc... Some of the stragglers would've said "small", or "yes in French". I can't imagine many adults, even gamers, or anyone over 10 saying "urine" or "penis".

      The name will not be a problem for this console.

    2. Re:Effects of names always wear off by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "They're right. I remember hordes of people saying "Vista" was a stupid name for the next Microsoft OS, and I thought it was pretty stupid too, but now it doesn't seem out of the ordinary. What about "Virgin"? Pretty funny the first few times you hear it, but it soon takes on a life of its own."

      Best example: Dreamcast. The project name was "Katana". The names Genesis and Saturn were thought to be cool. Then, one day, Sega says "Ok, it'll be called... Dreaaaaaamcast". Along with this, the console turned white, and the logo was just a swirl. The comments ranged from "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" to "I'm not going to buy anything that sounds like that!"

      Still, though, it was amusing to watch a hoard of people think "I bet I'm the first to make a piss joke!"

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    3. Re:Effects of names always wear off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) More like "I bet I'm not the first to make a piss joke :("
      2) It's 'horde'
      3) You didn't find it amusing, you felt sicker and sicker with every blow to your crumpling Nintendo fanboi ego.
      4) Why has /. started occasionally returning pages with all the comments centred?

    4. Re:Effects of names always wear off by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "3) You didn't find it amusing, you felt sicker and sicker with every blow to your crumpling Nintendo fanboi ego."

      Nah. A stupid joke is a stupid joke. Sorry, can't blame this one on fanboyism.

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    5. Re:Effects of names always wear off by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      Best example: Dreamcast. The project name was "Katana". The names Genesis and Saturn were thought to be cool. Then, one day, Sega says "Ok, it'll be called... Dreaaaaaamcast". Along with this, the console turned white, and the logo was just a swirl. The comments ranged from "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" to "I'm not going to buy anything that sounds like that!"

      Hmmm... I don't remember seeing Sega's entry for the next-gen. What's that? They don't make consoles anymore? People actually followed through on that threat?

      Imagine how things would have been if Nintendo had gone from a code name of "GameCube" to the final product of "Dolphin" rather than the other way around. "Revolution" was a powerful name. "Wii" just falls flat.

  18. Re:Brits like it? by prockcore · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, Americans buy furnature from a chain called "Badcock"

    Here in Tucson, there used to be a restaurant named "Wee Went Wongs".

    There's also a restaurant called "The Cock Asian" (The Caucasian.. get it?)

    and another restaurant called "Cluck U Chicken".. but that got closed down due to underage drinking.

  19. Worked for my children, anyway by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Names rapidly do just as you say. For example, I was married for some years to a woman named Virginia before I realized that, duh, I'd grown up on Virginia Avenue. She had to point it out to me, actually, on a visit home to my parents'. She noticed the sign.

    In the case of one of my kids, his name for a certain generation of people was reminiscent of a television character. When I first mentioned the kids' names, a whole bunch of people immediately made jokes about that... And it hasn't ever come up again. (In any case the kids' own generation hasn't seen the same sit coms, and it sure hasn't come up with them.)

    (Personally I think Wii is a decent attempt to refer to both the new controller and the networked aspect of the new console. "Revolution" was essentially meaningless and could have applied to anything.)

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    1. Re:Worked for my children, anyway by kryten_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naming your kid "Mr. Ed" might have been pushing it a bit.

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    2. Re:Worked for my children, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was named "Mork".

    3. Re:Worked for my children, anyway by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      I instantly thought of "Cosmo."

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  20. Why didn't they call it the Nii ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then the logo would look like lots of people in front of the big 'N".

    1. Re:Why didn't they call it the Nii ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad idea. It'd bring out the Knights.

    2. Re:Why didn't they call it the Nii ? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

      *cover ears*

      Aaahh! No more!

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    3. Re:Why didn't they call it the Nii ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We want...A piranha plant! Wii!

  21. Nintendo UK to world: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    *thump thump thump*
    *thump thump thump*
    Wii will
    Wii will
    Rock you.

    1. Re:Nintendo UK to world: by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Wii will
      Wii will
      Rock you.

      Seriously, that's awesome. I had my doubts about the name, but that actually works damn well. Nintendo should so use that.

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    2. Re:Nintendo UK to world: by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, no. No more Queen. That friggin' song is already one of the most over-used, cliched rock anthems ever produced. Every time I hear it in a commercial, I feel embarassed to hear it.

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  22. Re:Brits like it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that brits like the name is just one more strike against it. Don't they eat something called spotted dick?

    I'm not going to take that from a country where people christen their kids "Randy" with a straight face.

    BTW, I would point out that your very own vice-president is a dick. Oops, sorry, meant to capitalise that.

  23. Strongest console name ever! by Leninix · · Score: 1

    Nintendo Whey. 100% Pure lactoserum. Eat down three shovels each days after exercices with juice, milk or water in a mix.

  24. I'm skeptical. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    People may get used to Wii but a good name wouldn't take any time at all to be accepted. People felt good about Revolution because actually meant something.

    Even then, it will probably only be a certain group of people who accept it. The same gamers who rejected the Gamecube as being a kid's system will likely continue to reject the new console, especially with this name. Furthermore, the average consumer with little knowledge of any console might be put off by the name. Perhaps the child-like nature of the name will attract anyone looking for a system for their kids. Whether something called Wii can be taken seriously by a more mature audience remains to be seen.

    1. Re:I'm skeptical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People may get used to Wii but a good name wouldn't take any time at all to be accepted.

      Good thing they have the entire summer to get used to the name before they can actually buy the system, then.

    2. Re:I'm skeptical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revolution certainly was a very meaningful name to the Japaneese, Spanish, German, French, and Russian gamers in the world; after all it is a name in a language they can't speak. Hell, in North America I'm certin the name will be a hit with the first and second generation refugees who came to North America to flee the Bloody Revolution in their home land; after all nothing says a fun time like a reminder that your family was all butchered by a bunch of Rebels back home. Hell, Revolution is unique, its not like there is a Revolution Studios in the Movie industry, or a game called Dance Dance Revolution; and it also isn't like every new cleaning product that comes onto the market announces that it is a Revolution in home care.

      Wii may be a stupid name that has no meaning in English, but the same can be said of Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Pokemon, Sushi, XBox and iPod; by E3 Wii will no longer be funny, by Christmas you'll have dealt with it so much you'll forgotten why it was funny and by the next generation you'll be wondering where the Wii 2 is.

    3. Re:I'm skeptical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether something called Wii can be taken seriously by a more mature audience remains to be seen.

      I agree. As members of the mature gaming audience I feel that we--

      hehe.. wee... ahahaha.. WEE!!! hahahaha.. I said WEE!! TINKLE!!!
      HAHAHAHAH

    4. Re:I'm skeptical. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Does Revolution sound like pronoun in any language, especially the language which is the most widely-spoken second language in the world(which, by the way, is English)? I didn't think so. And since all the first- and second-generation immigrants escaping the bloody revolution probably won't have it called the revolution in their home-country, especially since the last time there's been a major political revolution in an English-speaking country was before WWII, I don't think it will. Wii does have a meaning in English, it sounds exactly like the pronoun we, which will lead to people making grammatical errors--at least English has articles, or else the grammatical errors would be worse.

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    5. Re:I'm skeptical. by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

      ...by E3 Wii will no longer be funny...

      But slashdot won't be slashdot without all the +5 Funny posts. :(

    6. Re:I'm skeptical. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Even worse, they say that they want it to represent "we", but the second you use "Wii" with any kind of an article, that breaks down.

      I guarantee that most people have only ever heard or said "a Wii" in two cases:

      1. after the words "I'm gonna go take" (wee, synonym for piss)
      2. immediately before a noun that the speaker wished to designate as small (wee, the adjective)

      What a joke.

  25. this just shows the name is bad by ActionAL · · Score: 1

    the fact that they have to "defend" the name and spend time explaining the meaning behind it shows that the name is bad.

    kinda like eating your mom's cooking with a fake smile when it tastes bad and you just have to lie not to get smacked in the head.

    if the name was good, there wouldn't be any need to "defend" it or try and "convince" people what it means.

    1. Re:this just shows the name is bad by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "the fact that they have to "defend" the name and spend time explaining the meaning behind it shows that the name is bad."

      The fact that people are talking about the name means that it was successful in differentiating itself. Thanks to people like you, Nintendo's one press release has generated more brand/product awareness than a multi-million dollar ad at the Superbowl.

      "if the name was good, there wouldn't be any need to "defend" it or try and "convince" people what it means."

      If the name was like you're picturing it should be, Nintendo would then be stuck having to "convince" people the product "exists".

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    2. Re:this just shows the name is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mom's cooking may taste bad, But it's good for you.
      Now play your Wii, and eat your veggies.

  26. You must be American by LKM · · Score: 1

    This may surprise you, but people in other countries actually learn and regularly speak languages other than their own, especially english. :-)

  27. Almost no names are obvious by LKM · · Score: 1
    the fact that they have to "defend" the name and spend time explaining the meaning behind it shows that the name is bad.

    That's simply not true. If you want names that are self-explanatory, you end up with crap like "Microsoft". Almost no company or brand names are self-explanatory. iPod? Walkman? Centrino? Xbox? International Business Machines actually changed their name to something less obvious and doesn't use the obvious, non-abbreviated version of their name. Apple ain't very obvious, either.

    Besides, Wii gave Nintendo huge amounts of media presence where they can make the case for their new console. Seems like so far, the new name is working out spectacularly well for them.

    1. Re:Almost no names are obvious by Svenheim · · Score: 1
      Besides, Wii gave Nintendo huge amounts of media presence where they can make the case for their new console. Seems like so far, the new name is working out spectacularly well for them.

      No, YOU gave Nintendo huge amounts of media presence.

    2. Re:Almost no names are obvious by ActionAL · · Score: 1

      media attention can be good if it's positive. but not if it's negative. you can't just say any media attention is good. when wendy's had a lawsuit with the finger in the chili their sales dropped tremendously. why? because it was BAD press. if the press said free chicken fingers for every combo meal at wendy's, that would be GOOD press. don't mistake one for the other.

    3. Re:Almost no names are obvious by ActionAL · · Score: 1

      That's simply not true.

      you do not understand that negative connotations of words can override the semantics of a word.

      in nintendo's case their mistake is that the western connotations of the word wii immediately overrides nintendo's marketing explanation for it.

      if your mom named you Ass and had to explain to everyone that it didn't mean anything bad and it stood for "A" for allright, "s" for super, "s" for sunny, people would think your mom is retarded. and that's what's happening to nintendo right now.

    4. Re:Almost no names are obvious by LKM · · Score: 1
      media attention can be good if it's positive. but not if it's negative

      Wrong. Bad media attention is better than no media attention. People will sooner trust a brand with a bad reputation than a brand they know nothing about.

      Not that it matters. The media isn't reporting badly on the Wii. Most reports on the Wii have either been positive or funny. Only hardcore gamers seem to be genuinely upset. And they're not Nintendo's core audience anyway.

    5. Re:Almost no names are obvious by LKM · · Score: 1

      Uhm, did you read my post? It was about whether you had to explain the name. Not whether it had negative connotations.

      "western connotations"? Do you realize that not all "western countries" are english speaking?

      And even in english countries most people don't associate "we" with piss.

    6. Re:Almost no names are obvious by masterzora · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a huge campaign with a free junior frosty immediately thereafter boosting sales to above what it was before the incident...

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  28. Just wait for Super Mario Wii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  29. A better headline: by Malor · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Like it or not, Nintendo intends to shove Wii down your throat."

  30. this too shall pass by zeronitro · · Score: 1

    people will get used to it.
    i thought low of "xbox" when i first heard it. could MS get any more generic?
    not to mention "opteron" which i'm still not too fond of, but its not bad anymore.

  31. No, no, no! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    You can't say "it" and "nii" in the same post!

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  32. Re:Brits like it? by necronom426 · · Score: 1

    No, we don't like it.

    Every forum I visit that is either about games, or has an off-topic area has at least one thread laughing at the name. We all (well, maybe 99.9999% of us from the UK) think it's a load of wii.

  33. What About Nintendo 64? by rising_hope · · Score: 1

    They renamed the Nintendo Ultra 64 to just Nintendo 64. The name stuck for a long time. Many titles picked up the "ultra" name, and emulators that came out later also used Ultra. I suspect that Revolution/Wii will be refered to as Revolution for a long time coming, despite what Nintendo wants to call it. My biggest question though is "what the heck does it mean?" It seems like they went from a cool name that had purpose to a name that seems about as mysterious and awkward as the concept of the system itself. I love Nintendo. Really, I do. But personally, I'm kind of thinking this round is gonna be another Virtual Boy. Great system, great concept, poor marketing, and will live a short life. I could be wrong though.

  34. Re:Brits like it? by Fallingcow · · Score: 3, Informative

    you're more likely to hear the phoneme used to describe "A group of us" than "Urine", I'm still baffled about the hysterical reaction to it.

    It's how it fits in a sentence. You can't use a posessive adjective with "we". Nor can you use articles. You can't say "a we" or "the we" or "some we".

    Its similarity in sound to the first person plural pronoun actually makes the name even worse. It's why English speakers seem so apt to take it as "wee", since its place in relation to other words makes it sound like that.

    Look:

    "My wii" doesn't sound like "my we", but rather like "my wee", because if you take "wee" in the sense of urine then at least it's a noun that can take a posessive adjective, and if you take it as an adjective meaning "small" then it just sounds like you dropped a word off the end of the sentence, which, while odd, is still less odd than "My we", which is just awful.

    This is also a problem when it's the subject of a sentence.

    "Wii is the name of Nintendo's new game console"

    "We is"? Huh? Wrong verb conjugation. Sounds broken. "Wee is"? Oh, urine is? Or are you saying that Nintendo has chosen a small name for their new console, without telling us what that name is?

    THIS NAME BLOWS.

    Nintendo must be hiring the same marketting dumbasses as Coke is. "Oh, 'Blak' is pronounced 'Black', of course, except that in preview pics of the bottles we had a pronounciation mark over that 'a' indicating that it should be pronounced long, so it would sound like "Blake", mostly because we though it looked cool. Oh, and because we're total dipshits who somehow managed to get a degree in a field in which communication is vital without ever setting foot in an English class."

  35. The joke will get old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No-one will make fun of the name after a few months. I mean, when was the last time anyone made a joke about "Uranus"?

    Oh, wait a minute...

  36. Excellent Point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, when was the last time anyone made a joke about "Uranus"?

    Excellent point, I think it has probably been about 15 years now (since I was 12 or 13 and stopped because it seemed rather childish).

    Why am I getting the impression that the Gaming community rejects this name mainly because they're the type of social reject that calls their Penis a "Wee-Wee" well into their thirties.

  37. Department of Names is in Newcastle by will · · Score: 1

    and here in the north of England it is perfectly obvious that the new Nintendo Why Aye will be a great success.

  38. Hmmm by shoma-san · · Score: 1

    Maybe those of us that despise the new name could call it the "Console formally known as the Revolution".... :)

  39. The Revolution Petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree that the jokes may die down across the internet eventually, that doesn't mean they and the name that spurned them won't create a lasting reaction that will hurt non-fanboy sales immensely. Nintendo already has to play a bit of catch up after this past generation, and they don't need to have more reasons for people to ignore their products. So I created a petition here http://www.petitiononline.com/revnowii/petition.ht ml to ask Nintendo to change the name, if not to Revolution, to something besides "Wii." Please check it out, and if you agree, sign it and tell your friends about it. Also, the petition suggests that everybody continue to call the system the "Revolution" instead of the "Wii," both to support the petition and to nip the bad jokes in the bud. Please help me out with this!!!

    1. Re:The Revolution Petition by lordmatthias215 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, when I hit preview, it must have cleared the log in fields. I posted the parent to this.

  40. Sign the Petition!!!!! by lordmatthias215 · · Score: 1

    While I agree that the jokes may die down across the internet eventually, that doesn't mean they and the name that spurned them won't create a lasting reaction that will hurt non-fanboy sales immensely. Nintendo already has to play a bit of catch up after this past generation, and they don't need to have more reasons for people to ignore their products. So I created a petition here http://www.petitiononline.com/revnowii/petition.ht ml to ask Nintendo to change the name, if not to Revolution, to something besides "Wii." Please check it out, and if you agree, sign it and tell your friends about it. Also, the petition suggests that everybody continue to call the system the "Revolution" instead of the "Wii," both to support the petition and to nip the bad jokes in the bud. Please help me out with this!!!

  41. Publicity Gold by cptn_spoon · · Score: 1

    This new name has generated much discussion, if shock and awe is the way to go then I say this marketing campaign has been a success at the grass roots level. Come the release of the Wii, every man and his dog will know the name.

    I think once again marketing departments have proved they are much craftier than their target audience give them credit for.

  42. HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ONLINE??? by 246o1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That joke was not even funny the first time I read it on /. or wherever, and it certainly isn't now, about 187,282 times later. PLEASE STOP, people with good karma posting this crap is going to make me have to start browsing at +3.

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  43. Or, one could look at the outcry from nerds.. by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    Someone might say that people online whining non stop might warrant a reply also..

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  44. Name won't matter in the UK by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

    I don't think the "Wii" name is really going to be a problem in the UK. Everybody I know has always referred to the Gamecube as the "Gay Pube" anyway, due to its wonderful design and adult-oriented games. So frankly Wii is likely to be an improvement.

  45. Wii *is* smaller than the Piss 3 by tepples · · Score: 1

    after the words "I'm gonna go take" (wee, synonym for piss)

    Mario: "I gotta use the toilet."
    Luigi: "I gotta take-a me a p--s too."
    Yet you don't see too many people calling the PS2 the "Piss 2".

    immediately before a noun that the speaker wished to designate as small (wee, the adjective)

    Wii is smaller than the Xbox 360 and PS3.

  46. Dreamcast 360 by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't remember seeing Sega's entry for the next-gen. What's that?

    Xbox 360. The Dreamcast, Xbox, and Xbox 360 have similar controllers, and all use stripped-down versions of the Microsoft Windows OS. (Dreamcast games could use Sega's KatanaOS or Microsoft's Windows CE, Xbox games use a customized Windows 2000 nicknamed Windows XB, and Xbox 360 games use a new version of Windows XB.)

    "Wii" just falls flat.

    Check your spam box for a solution to that. Wanna buy some Wiiagra?

  47. No. by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
    Actually, no, I haven't been online. I've been away from my PC for about a week.

    And while I may have been making fun of the name, that really is something they should've considered. Throw in "Revolution", "Xbox", "PS3" or "GameCube" into those sentences instead of "Wii" and it would've sounded fine.

    Or do you think gamers will completely change both their mindset and the way they talk just because of the Wii?

    I doubt there's many gamers out there who don't laugh at the name.

    As for my karma. . . what's that got to do with jokes? I only have high karma because I speak the truth, and I don't flame. I speak from experience, not from my ass.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think people will get over, just as they have with every other stupid worn out pun in history. And the relationship between your high karma and your high jokes is that when post your lame jokes with your karma bonus, i have to read them.