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First Cellphone Use On Airplane Given OK

s31523 writes "With over 1 billion cell phone users worldwide, and with so many business travelers, using the cell phone on the airplane has been a recent hot topic. Emirate airlines is announcing they will give the OK for cell phone use on their planes, making them the first airline to do so. The FCC and FAA still ban the use, but are working to determine safety implications, if any."

305 comments

  1. Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tough to keep a signal at 500 kts and 36000 ft.

    1. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tough to keep a signal at 500 kts and 36000 ft.

      Shouldn't be a problem, all the people hijacked on 9/11 were making calls with their cellphones, wasn't a problem for them.

    2. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Cauchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the planes still managed to find their way to their destinations/target. Didn't seem to interfere with the navigation systems.

    3. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Mythbusters had an episode on the cell phones with airplanes issue. Cell phones were not shown to have any effect on navigation controls, but a highly amplified signal did have an effect. Since cell phones on an airplane will probably need to operate at near their maximum signal power to stay in contact, this could be an issue if many people were using cellphones simultaneously--especially during takeoff and landing. Other than that, a couple of people using cellphones during cruising operations shouldn't be a problem--except that they might be murdered by other passengers if they talk like the typical teenage girl when everyone is trying to sleep (which would probably be justifiable homicide).

    4. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're ignoring the obvious: They were all considerably lower than 36000 feet in the air...

    5. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      And the planes still managed to find their way to their destinations/target. Didn't seem to interfere with the navigation systems.
      And some of the hijackers have managed to stay alive and on the other side of the globe than the US.
    6. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by markwalling · · Score: 1

      the cellphone on plane rule wasn't faa as much as it was fcc. the cell networks were designed so that a hand full of cells would be visable to your phone.

      have you ever looked out the window of a plane? i can "see" a bunch of cell towers. it borks the system.

      (above text intended to be modded up. flamebait follows)

      who watches myth busters anyways?

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    7. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The people on the planes during the 9/11 atacks used Airfone, not their cellphones. Airfone was installed in thousands of airplanes since it's introduction in 1984. It's costly to use but somehow I don't think people really cared about cost at that time.

      How else did you think the Airfone operator got hold of the recordings we've all been able to hear? You think the mother of Mark Bingham had a recording device ready just in case her son's plane would be hijacked and afterwards gave the recordings to Airfone?

    8. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't be a problem, all the people hijacked on 9/11 were making calls with their cellphones, wasn't a problem for them.
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      So you just give out free phones with some C4 inside at the airport (FREE ONLY TODAY FROM T(errorists)-ONLINE)and call them later:
      Are you in the plane? Over New York? Let me send you a nice FREE ringtone....

    9. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who watches myth busters anyways? Umm... me. They blow up cement trucks and get drunk in police stations. What other justification do I need?
    10. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by leenks · · Score: 1

      Maybe the phones did interfere. Maybe that's why they crashed? ;o|

    11. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by stinkytoe · · Score: 1

      Didn't seem to interfere with the navigation systems. I'm curious as to how much the terrorists used the navigation systems. I am not a pilot, and admittedly have no idea how feasible this may be, but i speculate that they may have simply used dead reckoning. Not that this (even if true) has any bearing on whether or not cell phones affect such systems.
    12. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      SHHH.

      I have.

      Tried.

      Sort of.

      And a text message.

      I chickened out, though. When I turned my phone on, I had a signal and all.. but.. the timezone was way, way, way wrong. And it STAYED wrong long after I landed. It only fixed itself when I turned it off for a decent period of time (er, ran the battery dry).

      Don't tell the FCC. Or the FAA. You know what, don't tell anybody. Except maybe the GNAA, they seem to be decent young men.

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    13. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if they didn't already know. I mean, it should be pretty trivial to keep a log of all cell phones that have contacted that many towers simultaneously.

    14. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also done it. In fact I never turn off my cell on planes and haven't for years. I've txt'd during takeoff a few weeks ago and the plane didn't crash, although I was nervous. But you do lose signal after a certain altitude and depending on where you're flying, even if you were low enough, some of the areas are so remote that you wouldn't have signal anyways.

    15. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It is a myth that it causes interference with the electronics. Their argument is that any electronic device emits a frequency that can disrupt communication (even a hard drive emits a frequency). That's why we cant use them on take off and landing. But that is mostly because they don't want someone to be plugged into their mp3 player while trying to give directions on how to survive a crash landing. I have had my cell phone on during a flight and it is quite hard to get a good signal 25-30,000 feet up. People have done success rate studies and at 3000 feet there was only a 5% success rate of a stable phone call. The remedy is putting a mobile cell phone tower in the planes themselves. I know america airlines is working on that. Regardless, the frequency of a cell phone and their radio equipment is incredibly far apart.

    16. Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember an earlier post here something like a year ago, when one person left his phone on while in his two-seater (mechanical control = less worry about getting bricked out of the sky even if you're pretty sure it shouldn't interfere).

      He mentioned he got a cease-and-desist-please letter from his provider, because his phone being in contact with so many cells at once was causing their network to shit itself.

      As mentioned above - the problem is that, unlike wifi, the cellphone is designed to hand off seamlessly as you travel between cells. Think of 802.11s, wireless mesh networking, which measures signal strength and reconfigures the shared network to suit. If you have one box racing across the grid at high speed, it'll be reconfiguring hard and fast as the signal strengths change and it works out where the box should fit at each given instance. If you have 50, or however many you'd normally have on a commercial airline, the system will shit bricks. Routing packets outwards is easy - to route inwards you need to know where to send to, and if you're going fast enough then you're racing the sum of (signal (negligible) + processor cost of working out where you are + switches + rerouting + collision detection...)

      On a lighter note, if you have a satellite phone you're probably ok.

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  2. To those confused by MindStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To those confused, the real problem with cell phone use on airplanes is that you are traveling so fast that you are switching towers once every minute or so. One person is fine, millions doing it (which is what would happen if legal) would be a HUGE strain on cell phone networks. Airlines are installing cellphone tower equipment into their plane to eliminate this problem.

    That is all class.

    1. Re:To those confused by fdrebin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The other problem will be ME going postal when the impolite person sitting next to me yaks and yaks for 5 hours straight on a flight.

      OK, I won't have a firearm, but I am large, strong, and will have become extremely psychotic.

      /F

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    2. Re:To those confused by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      Shit... does that mean they're going to take one of the Economy class lavatories out to put in a cellphone tower?

      Now I'm going to get brain cancer AND piss myself 'cause there's only one toilet.

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    3. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Confused,

      Try reading the friggin' article. The airlines are installing cell base stations on the planes.

      Insightful my ass.

    4. Re:To those confused by Shivetya · · Score: 1

      and I was worried that the pilots would be yacking and not flying

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    5. Re:To those confused by fdrebin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      More like the WASP answer to excessive provocation.

      Perhaps my comment is best viewed with a sense of humor... It was intended to convey displeasure, hopefully to not actually predict the future.

      /F

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    6. Re:To those confused by Rei · · Score: 1

      If they were Our planes, We would have installed cell phone towers much sooner.

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    7. Re:To those confused by banerjek · · Score: 0

      and I was worried that the pilots would be yacking and not flying Don't worry, they have autopilot. It's already in use much of the time.
    8. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      To quote Yoda:
      "If yakking on his phone for 5 hours he is, yak at you for 5 hours he will not."

    9. Re:To those confused by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny
      Airlines are installing cellphone tower equipment into their plane to eliminate this problem.

      Next problem: how to deal with a hundred foot tall cell tower sticking out of the top of the plane.

    10. Re:To those confused by fdrebin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      To quote Yoda:

      "If yakking on his phone for 5 hours he is, yak at you for 5 hours he will not."

      To quote Frankie Vallie:

      "Silence Is Golden".

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    11. Re:To those confused by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      No, stupid... it's too long for that. They'll simply lay the antenna down in the aisle. You'll just have to carefully step through it on your way to and from your seat.

      Some people!

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    12. Re:To those confused by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I hope they've at least solved the problem of autopilots deflating while in flight. Or, at the very least, I hope they've moved the air intake nozzle somewhere other than the belt buckle. After all, you can't smoke on planes anymore.

    13. Re:To those confused by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good post, but may be a moot point with current cellphone technology.

      My frequently faulty memory tells me that somewhere -- probably here on slashdot -- in the last year or so there is a link to an article about a test of cell phones on aircraft in flight. At low altitude the cell phone worked fine. At higher altitudes -- above a few thousand feet -- connections were not so good.

      Here's a link to an article (not the one I had in mind) about some 2003 tests in the vicinity of London, Ontario using several different cell phones and both metal an fabric skinned aircraft. Bottom line: Cell phones work pretty well at low altitudes, but the liklihood of a usable connection drops off rapidly with increasing altitude. At 8000 feet, the liklihood of connecting and conducting a conversation is below 10%. If their lower altitude results apply at higher altitudes, they project the liklihood of a connection at 20000 ft to be pretty close to zero. http://physics911.net/projectachilles.htm. They also discuss the handover issue and seem to conclude that at 500mph, there isn't enough time in each cell to complete the handovers necessary for call continuity. At least that's what I think they are saying.

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    14. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote my dad... "Silence is a virtue, be virtuous."

    15. Re:To those confused by bruguiea · · Score: 1

      Another problem is the Doppler effect that causes a shift in the frequency. This can be adjusted but current cell phones (GSMs) are designed to work at speed up to 100 mph (relative to the tower) and planes just go too fast.

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    16. Re:To those confused by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was looking for your comment - I would have posted the same thing (maybe in a bit less friendly tone). There are already enough things on planes that piss me off without the addition of 200 people loudly asking "Can you hear me now?" for the entire flight. In a similar vein, I have started a practice of turning in all unattended bags in the gate area to airport security. Most unattended bags are left by annoying people in the first place, so having those people miss their flight because they failed to heed the repeated warnings about leaving their bags unattended has a positive effect on my flight. ;)

    17. Re:To those confused by Vengeance_au · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The other problem will be ME going postal when the impolite person sitting next to me yaks and yaks for 5 hours straight on a flight.
      Amen to that - I've done a number of bus trips up and down the east coast of Australia, and you always get some jackass who talk at top volume on their mobiles for hours. Worse is 2 or more people, competing to talk over their neighbour as they infer that what they hear is what the person on the end of the mobile hears. Absolutely frustrating, and thats just in a cabin with 38 people in it. Same experiment in cattle class in a 747-600.... I'm guessing "air rage" will take a spike. Going to make it tough for the air marshalls - is that person a terrorist, or are they just pissed at having to listen to aunt Marie talk about her grandkids?

      That being said, anyone doing work on a Maxwell Smart style cone of silence? I'm keen to buy shares :-)
    18. Re:To those confused by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      going postal when the impolite person sitting next to me yaks and yaks for 5 hours straight

      Your only defense will be noise-cancelling earphones. It's not clear whether society has figured out all the rules of propriety when using a cell phone.

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    19. Re:To those confused by Bassman59 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      going postal when the impolite person sitting next to me yaks and yaks for 5 hours straight

      Your only defense will be noise-cancelling earphones. It's not clear whether society has figured out all the rules of propriety when using a cell phone.

      Noise-canceling headphones only work with steady-state noise, such as the low drone of the aircraft as it flies. It can't do squat about someone's voice.

    20. Re:To those confused by XenoRyet · · Score: 1

      Those headphones, while great for getting rid of the engine noise, sadly do nothing for speach. In fact, since they have cancled the background noise, it make the speach of the yaker all the more audible.

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    21. Re:To those confused by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      you always get some jackass who talk at top volume on their mobiles for hours

      Anyone ever figured out why people talk louder on cellphones? Are they actually talking louder, or is it just a perception we have? Is it because on of their ears isn't available to hear back their loud talking so they compensate? A J. Seinfeld would say, "What's the deal?"

    22. Re:To those confused by kippers · · Score: 1

      The other main issue is calls being received by several towers at once, with a strong strength. This weakens the signal for those on the ground, and can cause issues with call charging and choosing which mast to use.

    23. Re:To those confused by DrCode · · Score: 1

      The airline should provide a "Cone of Silence" for cellphone users.

    24. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment has no ground to stand on. From all I can tell you just made it up on the spot without even giving a single thought to how stupid it sounds. If a plane is flying from New York to Las Angeles by a direct route, there are likely not going to be a MILLION other people on the same route in other planes bogging the same towers down. If that were the case we would have some serious air traffic concerns and likely be hearing about frequent mid-flight collisions.

    25. Re:To those confused by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      >To those confused, the real problem with cell phone use on airplanes is that you are traveling so fast
      >that you are switching towers once every minute or

      A) Why does the FAA give a flying fsck about cell phone companies problems?
      B) I hope this is correct information
      C) Assuming that it is, Thank you for clearing it up
      D) This explains why, when I accidentally leave my C-phone on in my carry on, the plane doesn't crash

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    26. Re:To those confused by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      They can, they just don't.

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    27. Re:To those confused by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      The FAA doesn't really care. You can use your cell phone on a commercial flight, as long as the airline certifies that it is safe and allows you to use it. No airline is going to do this of course. In fact, use your cell phone all you want in a private aircraft. You might get into trouble with the FCC, but not the FAA.

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    28. Re:To those confused by JJJJust · · Score: 1

      Just one flaw in that... The Cone of Silence NEVER WORKED!

    29. Re:To those confused by flibbajobber · · Score: 1

      just fly 100ft higher. duh!

    30. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but he sings it like a woman.

    31. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to do that. I'm just going to start loudly singing "999 bottles of beer on the wall" if I get one of those idiots near me.

    32. Re:To those confused by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Well most attended bags are being attended to by annoying people as well, for what it's worth.

      Cell phone converstations frequently distract me wherever I am, because typically callers talk louder than they would to a real person at close range. If calls were allowed in an airplane about half the passengers would be on their phones the whole flight and it would be even louder on the airplane than in the terminal.

      I personally feel we should do to cell phone users what we do to smokers these days: set up designated "cell phone" zones and otherwise ban cell calls in most buildings. But, then again, that's my bias as one of the few people left in the US without a cell phone.

    33. Re:To those confused by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a cell phone. I am rarely without it. I have in the past carried up to three phones. That doesn't change my feeling that they should not be allowed in planes any more than smoking still is. As to the annoying people in the gate area who do not leave their bags unattended, I haven't figured out a way to get them left behind short of the rapture. If you know a way, post it here. Thanks!

    34. Re:To those confused by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      I personally feel we should do to cell phone users what we do to smokers these days: set up designated "cell phone" zones and otherwise ban cell calls in most buildings. But, then again, that's my bias as one of the few people left in the US without a cell phone.

      Can we do that for people who eat that putrid microwave popcorn, too?

      --saint

    35. Re:To those confused by armchair99 · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...it's sticking out of the top. =)

    36. Re:To those confused by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you always get some jackass who talk at top volume on their mobiles for hours

      Anyone ever figured out why people talk louder on cellphones? Are they actually talking louder, or is it just a perception we have? Is it because on of their ears isn't available to hear back their loud talking so they compensate? A J. Seinfeld would say, "What's the deal?"

      Regular phones have what is called "sidetone", which is your own voice coming out your earpiece. This is the natural result of all parties on a landline communicating on the same circuit. This feedback mechanism essentially allows you to monitor your own volume level by letting you hear what the other person is hearing. Cell phones, on the other hand, do not have sidetone. Your outgoing voice and the other party's incoming voice are on two separate channels. Since people are not "trained" on the use of cell phones, and are even somewhat programmed by landline usage to expect sidetone, they exercise little control over their volume levels. Since the automatic reaction to not hearing your own voice clearly in a sidetone system is to speak louder, the ones that really shout into their cells are mindless morons who are allowing their programmed behavior on landline phones to happen on their cells.

      Basically, it comes down to this: if they're speaking above a normal conversational tone on a cell, then they're unthinking fools who can't adjust to lack of sidetone because they're too stupid to realize it's not there. The world is full of unthinking fools.
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    37. Re:To those confused by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Its gonna get modded as flamebait or a troll, but I have a question.

      Why is someones use of a cellphone superseded by your displeasure at them using it? Honestly.

      I'm not saying I disagree with your perspective, but "because it annoys me" is not a justifiable argument. Cigarette smoking was banned because it affected people with asthma and other respiratory conditions adversely and there was no method of escaping the second hand smoke.

      Noises are not the same.

    38. Re:To those confused by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      WTF? Yes this issue is not discussed in the article, but it has been discussed many other places. And no your plane isn't going to crash. By millions I mean over the entire country there are millions of people in flight at the same time. Yea, maybe my estimate was high, but it would still be a task on the cellphone towers.

    39. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian

      Why are Libertarians annoying? The Libertarian philosophy is basically "leave me alone and I'll leave you alone". The only real place I find exception with Libertarian philosophy is foreign policy (they're not terribly strong on taking military action on foreign soil).

    40. Re:To those confused by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      would be a HUGE strain on cell phone networks. Awww...those poor cell phone companies. I feel so bad for them.

      They might actually have to upgrade their networks to something capable of giving me sound quality comparable to a simple 32kbps MP3. It might eat into their profits. Oh no! The sky is falling!

      Seriously, they're using the same digital technology for the last 8 or so years. Given how far we've come, it's not unreasonable to expect your cellphone to be able to switch cell towers every 30 seconds. If it can't, then they need to change the network protocol and give me a free cell phone upgrade.
    41. Re:To those confused by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Avoid flying under low bridges or underpasses

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    42. Re:To those confused by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Anyone ever figured out why people talk louder on cellphones? Are they actually talking louder, or is it just a perception we have? Is it because on of their ears isn't available to hear back their loud talking so they compensate? A J. Seinfeld would say, "What's the deal?"

      It's because most of them are too stupid to realise how good the microphone on the average mobile phone is, and assume because it's not directly in front of their mouth, they need to shout to be heard.

    43. Re:To those confused by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Why is someones use of a cellphone superseded by your displeasure at them using it? Honestly.

      Let's consider a similar situation without the mobile phone, to get the point across.

      People in close proximity. One (or more) of them making a constant, relatively random noises on the frequencies our ears are particularly attuned to, at a volume at (if not slightly above) the normal level of speech. For an example, consider someone singing (badly) or rambling incoherently (I'm sure we've all sat next to a crazy person on a train or bus at least once).

      Most people would (I expect) consider this rude, selfish and inconsiderate behaviour and an imposition on everyone else around. Why is it any different because a mobile phone is involved ?

    44. Re:To those confused by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      Oh, now I feel better about being pissed when someone near me in the computer lab carries on a conversation in a foreign language (usually Spanish, for some reason).

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    45. Re:To those confused by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      It's not clear whether society has figured out all the rules of propriety when using a cell phone.

      There is no need for new "rules". The situation is no different to, for example, bad singing or randomly speaking words at a normal volume. I would expect most people would consider that rude, if someone else sat down next to them and started doing it.

    46. Re:To those confused by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      As to the annoying people in the gate area who do not leave their bags unattended, I haven't figured out a way to get them left behind short of the rapture. If you know a way, post it here. Thanks! This might be what you're looking for ...

    47. Re:To those confused by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      The 'L'ibertarian philosophy is not very much like the 'l'ibertarian philosophy. That and the fact that Libertarians always want to take about being Libertarian, the gold standard, silver coins, pot, Ayn Rand, etc. That's why they are annoying.

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    48. Re:To those confused by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      Other than the "boom" potential, I see nothing really annoying about unattended bags. What is annoying to me is carry-on luggage period. You have to wonder how much quicker it would be to load and unload a plane if there was zero carry-on., And wouldn't it be nice not to have people opening the overhead compartment to yank down their bag to get some stupid thing out of it in the middle of a flight ?

      I would have no problem being charged a say $5 insurance fee to eliminate all carry-on. Then if your bag is lost the Airline would pay you an amount (say $1,000) Those with more than a grand's worth of luggage could pay a little more insurance if they opt to. I'd make it so half, was immediately (non-refundably) paid, with the other half paid if the bags aren't found within 5 days. So you get something for the inconvenience, and the airline has an incentive to find your missing bag.

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    49. Re:To those confused by Maniakes · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder how much quicker it would be to load and unload a plane if there was zero carry-on

      I suspect the time saved would be more than balanced out by the time spent waiting for your checked luggage to be dropped off and the time spend filing reports and such when the airline loses your luggage. I rarely check any luggage, and when I do I find myself spending longer at the baggage carosel than the time it took to get off the plane.

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    50. Re:To those confused by ari_j · · Score: 1

      It's not the act of leaving bags unattended that is annoying to me. What I see is a very strong correlation between ignorant, obnoxious people who should not be allowed on my plane and people who leave their bags unattended. I have no problem teaching them a lesson about following the rules, especially when I get a personal side benefit. Just pick up the bags, hand them to airport security, and say "Excuse me, I found these bags unattended in the gate area and I really don't feel comfortable getting on a flight with this kind of security hazard. I appreciate your attention and time carefully screening these bags for any potential hazards." Don't say what gate if you can help it, and do it when the rightful owners aren't watching if you can. That way, you maximize the time spent trying to match the bags up with their owners, and therefore you maximize the chances that the obnoxious bastards won't be on your flight after all.

    51. Re:To those confused by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Private jets are just marginally out of my reach at this point. Soon.....soon.....

    52. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the problem is too good visibility. Being so high in the air, your mobile phone "sees" an awful lot of towers and it can't handle the communication with all of them. So it pretty much gives up and ends your talk.

      When the plane flies relatively low (immediately after takeoff and before landing), it is actually possible to talk on the phone. But even with modern planes, there's a small chance of your phone interfering with the plane's electronics (that is exactly why you shouldn't use your phone in hospitals) and it is generally not a good idea to use a phone near huge fuel tanks (which planes have). However, that chance is extremely small and usually nothing happens.

    53. Re:To those confused by aevan · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's all about distance.

      You see on a landphone you are connected to the person you're talking to over a wire, no problem.

      On a cell phone, you have to go thru the air first to the tower, and from there it goes thru a line to the other person. Because of that distance, you have to speak louder (c.f. shouting across the street). I'm assuming you are not the person being called, but in the presence of the cell phone user and hence your confusion about his volume. Rest assured on the other end his volume is just adequate.

      *Basing this on a coworker who I've noted talks louder depending on how far away the person is he's calling...inside the same building, over the same internal lines. >.

    54. Re:To those confused by richlv · · Score: 1

      i suspect after 20 minutes i would start singing. bad is not the correct word here, though i can do it really loud.

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    55. Re:To those confused by loic_2003 · · Score: 1

      What is annoying to me is carry-on luggage period. You have to wonder how much quicker it would be to load and unload a plane if there was zero carry-on., And wouldn't it be nice not to have people opening the overhead compartment to yank down their bag to get some stupid thing out of it in the middle of a flight ?

      A 13 hour flight would feel a hell of a lot longer if you couldn't bring on books/a nintendo/work to do. What does annoy the hell out of me is people bringing carry-on that's too large, or are just being thoughtless when getting on and off the plane. The people who procrastinate, or who don't allow people past whilst they search around inside their bags instead of waiting until the plane is up in the air. Similarly, once landed, people sit around gassing, then as soon as the doors open and people start making their way out, *then* they decide to stand up, block the aisle and take their hand luggage thus slowing the whole exiting process down. Usually after 13 hours of cramped conditions and fetid air I'm somewhat cranky, and small annoyances like this feel ten times worse.

      /rant over

    56. Re:To those confused by somersault · · Score: 1

      Get a decent job in a microwave popcorn company and poison the production line.

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    57. Re:To those confused by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually if you havn't noticed most all hospitals now let you use your phone in most areas.

    58. Re:To those confused by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I would expect most people would consider that rude, if someone else sat down next to them and started doing it

      Tell that to the people who do not excuse themselves from a table at a restaurant when they get a call.

    59. Re:To those confused by GlobalMind · · Score: 1

      All fine & good however, the years long spin has been that it threatens airline navigation. This has always been presented as a given regardless of the substantive lack of evidence.

      So now the FAA & FCC are investigating. Gee only taken how long?

      Having said that though, I have no desire to sit and listen to someone chat on the phone for the duration of a 3 hour flight. Thanks be to iPod.

      K.

    60. Re:To those confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, nice job. You are really an asshole.

    61. Re:To those confused by quixote9 · · Score: 1

      Me too. I'm not that strong, but I have very sharp teeth. After listening to the stuff about not inflating my lifejacket, after the guy in front of me has leaned his seat back till his bald spot is in my face, after the inside of my nose feels like a potato chip and my brain is oxygen-starved so that the airline can save $$ by giving us thin parched air--after all that, add some idiot talking to his personal ghosts. Do the airlines really think I won't be in the right frame of mind to take out the nearest jugular?

      I'm going to get my teeth filed down to points, just to be sure everything goes smoothly.

    62. Re:To those confused by quixote9 · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea! I've thought in terms of jumping up and down on the phone, but this is much better. Now we just need some research on the five most annoying tunes to cell phone bellowers.

    63. Re:To those confused by tobiasly · · Score: 1
      The other problem will be ME going postal when the impolite person sitting next to me yaks and yaks for 5 hours straight on a flight.

      Reminds me of one of the funniest responses I've seen in The Onion's "What do you think" column, asking what people thought of the FCC's decision to review lifting the in-flight cell phone rule:

      "Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect."
    64. Re:To those confused by qsqueeq · · Score: 1

      This is a great idea. I, myself, like that I'm one of the million overweight Americans. This way when the moron next to me will not shut it I can just happen to spill over into the next seat. That will be great. p.s. planes suck for fat people.

    65. Re:To those confused by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I am, but that's not relevant here. People who boldly ignore the rules because they think they are above the rules are assholes beyond what I am capable of.

    66. Re:To those confused by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      here is no need for new "rules". The situation is no different to, for example, bad singing or randomly speaking words at a normal volume. I would expect most people would consider that rude, if someone else sat down next to them and started doing it.

      Sorry, but it IS different from that. In your example, the person is singing or speaking for apparently no reason, which makes you nervous because it's freakish behavior, typical of mental illness and so potentially dangerous. In the case of the cell phone, the person engaging in the call is doing something very normal and natural. They just do not take into account or don't care if you hear it and it bothers you. They act as if their friend was right next to them. Which makes me wonder, if you have TWO people sitting next to you talking, does that spin you up too? A cell phone conversation is HALF of that, and yet it's more annoying somehow. Kind of weird.

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  3. I can't even get reception on the ground! by schmidtjas · · Score: 0

    Let alone on a plane!

    1. Re:I can't even get reception on the ground! by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps you have poor choice in cell phones and/or networks?

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    2. Re:I can't even get reception on the ground! by Zardus · · Score: 1

      It's the snakes. They act as wireless repeaters.

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  4. Good news for Bose by wbean · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like good news for Bose; there are going to be a lot of people buying those noise-cancelling earphones.

    1. Re:Good news for Bose by devilspgd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, they don't do a fantastic job of blocking voices. In my experience it's actually easier to hear conversations using noise canceling headphones then without, since the headphones cancel out the other background noise.

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    2. Re:Good news for Bose by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nah, what you really want are a pair of canalphones. Personally, I have a pair of Shure's which were a godsend on my last flight, when I got to experience two cowboy-types behind me spending a full hour talking loud enough for half the cabin to hear them...

    3. Re:Good news for Bose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. The purpose of noise-canceling headphones isn't to block all outside noise, it's only to block continuous, static noises. I frequently have to work in an environment that consists of a room filled with hundreds of loud computers in racks -- loud enough that you really can't hear anything else. Put on a pair of headphones that feature active noise cancellation, however, and they'll block out all of that loud background noise, but you can talk to other people at a normal, conversational level. It's really quite handy.

    4. Re:Good news for Bose by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      The intended/advertised/suggested-use would be to block all noise... Wouldn't that be far more useful, so that the only sound I hear would be what I'm listening to?

      However, actual physical realities come into play, and as I understand it, active noise cancellation simply isn't that good, yet.

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  5. Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't care if they determine that there is no need to ban cellphones because of interference with plane electronics -- I'd still rather the ban is kept anyway in order to keep flights from turning into cacophonous gab-fests. Flights are already uncomfortable and headache-inducing anyway...lets not make them noisy as well.

    1. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree, I really look forward to being able to email or IM in-flight...

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    2. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Too true. In New York City, the subway system for the most part is devoid of mobile phone coverage for obvious reasons. They had announced plans to wire the system for signal. Now the plans are pretty much stalemated in red tape, but that is sort of a sigh of relief to those of us who weren't looking forward to losing the one remaining public place one could be sure of not encountering the earpiece-wearing, phone-blabbering bluetooth zombies.

    3. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      I second that, while it would be cool to have internet access in Flight, I'd rather not have to hear the ditz next to me prattling on till her battery runs dry.

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    4. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by autophile · · Score: 1

      Flights are already uncomfortable and headache-inducing anyway...lets not make them noisy as well.

      What planet are you on? Here's a replay of my last flight:

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

      This is why I *always* bring earplugs. They help, mostly. Personally, I'd *much* rather listen to cellphone chatter than high-pitched informationless shrieking.

      --Rob

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    5. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd *much* rather listen to cellphone chatter than high-pitched informationless shrieking.

      How do you know those babies arent trying to communicate something about the bad airline food, the moran pushing/kicking on the back of the seat, someone's B.O./fart wafting through the cabin, etc.

    6. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by sbben · · Score: 1

      Cellphones have uses besides talking.

      I would love to use my laptop tethered to my cellphone (of which I have the drivers installed for modem usage) to get internet access in flight. Sure beats the magazines.

    7. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by Codemastaflex · · Score: 1

      Asiana Airlines in South Korea already has internet on their planes.

    8. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Actualy it was only the stations that were going to be wired, and alot of those are already close enough to the surface (excluding stops like rosevelt island) that you can still get service.

      As for the subway being a safe haven from blathering idiots, I would say that there are pleanty of them with out celphones, including cell reception would not change much. Then again, I do live near the arse end of the 7 and probably am just used to people being on their cells anyway...

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    9. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      s/zombies/cybermen/

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    10. Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'd *much* rather listen to cellphone chatter than high-pitched informationless shrieking.
      Your choice is not between either a crying baby or a cellphone. It's between a crying baby, or a crying baby and a dozen cellphone users shouting to be heard over the baby, the engines, and each other.
  6. If flying wasn't bad enough by tulmad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because if being crammed into coach wasn't bad enough, now you can be crammed into coach next to some asshat having a loud conversation on his phone for the entire flight. Sounds like a damn good time!

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    1. Re:If flying wasn't bad enough by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      The real safety issue of airborne cellular use is having it rammed up your nostril by the disgruntled buy sitting next to you.

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    2. Re:If flying wasn't bad enough by jav27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the rates that Emirates will charge are about $2 per minute. not bad compared to Airphone rates, but still expensive enough to make most people cautious about long use. Most likely on top of the $2 per minute, the carrier will also bill you for international roaming.

    3. Re:If flying wasn't bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word...SPEAKERPHONE!

  7. Considering the way. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

    the vast majority of people drive while on the phone, I don't think I'd want to be on a plane with a pilot who's on his cel phone the whole time.

    Oh, you meant the passengers. I'll pass. I really don't need to have an entire flight filled with, "Guess where I'm at! Yeah, it's great! I can finally use my phone to call you from somewhere over [insert country/state/territory/ocean/whatever]. So how are things going? You get that urine problem taken care of."

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    1. Re:Considering the way. . . by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You will be communicating with via a cell inside the plane. This leaves you with two choices:
      1. Pay a huge premium for the privilege of using the plane's cell, or
      2. Pay a huge premium for using the phone installed in your seat.
      Either way, it's likely to be so expensive that only real idiots would use it just to say "Hello! I'm on the plane!" I've flown quite a lot this year, and I don't think anyone used the in-seat phones on any flight I was on.
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    2. Re:Considering the way. . . by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Verizon Wireless customers don't get gouged too much. Calls only cost 69c a minute and you can still receive calls to your wireless number via the seatphone

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    3. Re:Considering the way. . . by autophile · · Score: 1

      Pay a huge premium for the privilege of using the plane's cell, or...

      What a scam! The airline could leave the local cell on after the plane is on the ground. Last flight I was on, at least a third of the passengers pulled out a cellphone to let their family/friends/corporate masters know that they were about to exit the aircraft. Think of the money the airline can make!

      --Rob

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    4. Re:Considering the way. . . by Brian360 · · Score: 1

      Thats a good point ... although I believe most phones will prefer their Home network over a Roaming network, however I don't know how signal strength is factored in that. Luckily, my Nokia 6230 lets me manually select an operator from a list of in-range operators. I'm sure not-so-tech-saavy customers wouldn't know (or care) until they got the bill in the mail though.

  8. Counting down... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    If this becomes common on US airlines, look for "plane rage" incidents to spike upwards.

    Can you imagine trying to endure a long flight seated next to one of those insecure, nonstop-talking, loudmouth cell-junkies?

    1. Re:Counting down... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I doubt it. After being readied by your pleasant trip through security where you begged for your insulin back, the comfort of flying with your knees crushed into the back of the seat in front of you while a kid kicks the back of your seat will sooth your troubled soul. And if that isn't enough you can eat your bag of pretzles (only on select flights) on your tiny tray. Then you can join the 10 person long line to the toilet only to get to the front in time to be ordered by the flight attendant to get back to the your seat because they'll be landing in 1 hour.

      No, I see no passengers being bothered by this.

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    2. Re:Counting down... by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, but you never know which straw is the one that finally blows out the camel's back, do you?
      Let's hope at some point airlines and our security apparatus will try to improve the airline travel experience.

      Enabling cellphone use on airliners ain't it.

    3. Re:Counting down... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      No need for cell phones for this sort of thing to happen. I already had to sit just in front of some stupid bitch that flapped her gums at her boyfriend for over four hours solid non-stop. I never thought this sort of thing was humanly possible until that flight...

    4. Re:Counting down... by zerus · · Score: 1

      For as much as I've been flying in the past few years, I've come into contact with cases of "Parents won't make their kid shut up rage," "Baby won't stop crying rage," or my favorite "that damn kid behind you won't stop kicking your seat and if you say anything else the flight attendant is going to ground the airport and have you arrested rage." I can only imagine where the "Teenaged girl won't stop saying 'like oh my god she did not!' while on the phone with each of her moron friends rage" might take us. I bet this is really a build up to airlines offering a new class of seating on the planes, "Quiet First Flass: where cell phones and children are not allowed."

    5. Re:Counting down... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Or the Greyhound Bus trip I stoically endured where a man talked to the bus driver, himself, random folks moving along the aisle, and God - for eight unbroken hours.

      We switched drivers - after about forty minutes and two warnings - the new driver kicked him off the bus to general acclaim.

    6. Re:Counting down... by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was in front of this guy a few years back. He's on his cellphone, talking to his credit card company. He's trying to be quiet about it, but ends up giving them his full name, card info, mother's maiden name, and some password (I was surprised by this last one until I tried to talk to my own CC company recently...they were looking at the wrong account which apparently needed a password to access. When I gave them my account number again, my account wasn't password protected.).

      So I've already had my pad of paper out for a few minutes, I jot down all his information. When my stop comes, before his, I stand up, make a show of tearing the page out of my notebook, fold it up, and hand it to him. "Be more careful," I tell him, and walk off.

      And I'm not sure why some people talk so loudly on the cell phone. I don't fly often, but I agree with others...let people text or something, but no calls please.

    7. Re:Counting down... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      Is it the lack of ear piece feedback that makes people talk louder into a cell phone?

      I was testing some wifi equipment outdoors a couple days ago and someone came walking along the area, talking on a cell phone. We were out in the open along a roadway and an empty field, and I could hear every word he was saying clearly from 150 feet away (he walked along my test range with it's convenient measurement markers). If someone were talking that loud in an airplane seat next to me and I didn't have ear protection I'd probably knock them out.

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    8. Re:Counting down... by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      I've seen these Shhh cards, but what you did sounds even better.

      I've never quite had the nerve. It probably helps if you are just getting off the bus/train/etc...

    9. Re:Counting down... by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      It may be because you're only listening with one hear. If someone could come up with stereophonic phones (I'm guessing bluetooth implants that are actually compatible with all cell phones...hard enough to get one bluetooth earpiece that's compatible with anything at all), I'm guessing the background noise wouldn't give people the urge to talk louder. I can pretty much whisper into my cell phone and the other person hears me just fine, "Why are we whispering?"

    10. Re:Counting down... by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      Why hasn't anyone commented on the obvious? It's not people talking on cellphones which will drive me nuts - it's 350+ different ringtones & SMS alerts going off at random times throughout the flight. Any international flight longer than 6 or 7 hours - you know, where I might actually be trying to get some sleep - is going to become something like Murder on the Orient Express.

    11. Re:Counting down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, as it isn't allowed YET, you and others speculating doom and gloom really don't have as much substance as those speculating that all will go well. Who knows how people will act on an airplane at 25000+ft FOR SURE? Not you, not others, and certainly not me.

  9. Health and safety issues by ShadowEFX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope one of the health and safety issues they look in to is the effect a cell phone has on a trachea when forcefully inserted by an enraged passenger tired of hearing the unfortunate cell user blather for five continuous hours...

    1. Re:Health and safety issues by zoftie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thats what earlugs are for. :) I think they should mandate though microphone masks, so they keep their sounds to their face. Or something like talk booths where they go and talk all they want.

    2. Re:Health and safety issues by Tellarin · · Score: 1


      Hmmmmmmm....

      Now I get why phone are always getting smaller....

    3. Re:Health and safety issues by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I hope one of the health and safety issues they look
      >in to is the effect a cell phone has on a trachea
      >when forcefully inserted

            Trachea?

            Brett

    4. Re:Health and safety issues by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd rather the make the offending caller use a Cone of Silence

    5. Re:Health and safety issues by still+cynical · · Score: 1

      After sitting next to some idiot yelling into his phone after dealing with security, airline employees, and the usual uncontrolled brats, my forcing the cellphone into his trachea will be the least of his worries. He will however, still require a doctor to have it removed.

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  10. Just fucking great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just what we need.

    Some loudmouth cell phone usage by some self-absorbed jackass while packed like sardines into a tin can for 6 hours.

  11. Does it mean... by ifchairscouldtalk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that I can play Snake on a plane now?

  12. Issues are technical, not just regulatory by bugnuts · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's ignore the issues of cellphones interfering with the flight controls. We'll ignore that search for a random cellphone on some oriental airline long ago, purported to be messing up the landing.

    From what I understand, cellphones work by associating themselves with "cells" of coverage. The closer they are, the less power they use, and so on. When the user moves cells, the network switches them over to the new cell.

    From the air, a cellphone will see many, many different cells as being equally good. It will also have to switch across cells much faster than normal. Without the plane itself acting as a roving cell tower for the occupants, it seems to me that this would cause a lot of problems. Not only will all the cellphones be transmitting at full power, but the network will potentially have to handle many many more switches cell to cell, and faster than normal. There's evidence of this from TFA when it said some upscale, long-haul airlines are installing equipment onboard that will allow for cell phone use.

    I'd love to hear from anyone in the business that could shed more light on these technical issues, and whether they are as big of a problem as I suspect if airlines were to just say "Sure! Use your phone!"

    1. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by pilkul · · Score: 1

      Quite right. This is why airlines are installing cellphone "tower" equipment inside planes, which will neatly bypass all those issues.

    2. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative
      With a cell site in the plane, your phone will go into low power mode and just talk to it, not any of the towers on the ground (in theory, at least). It may see other towers, but won't try to switch to them, because they will be weaker signals than the one a few metres away.

      The cell in the plane will communicate with a base station somewhere, probably via LEO satellites, without interacting with the rest of the phone network. Once the call reaches the ground, it will be routed accordingly. Equipment for the second part (getting the calls to the ground) is already in many planes for the phones you will find built into seats. The only difference is that now you can pay a lot to use your own handset, instead of theirs.

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    3. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

    4. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by yali · · Score: 1
      Equipment for the second part (getting the calls to the ground) is already in many planes for the phones you will find built into seats.

      Airlines generally charge a lot of money to use those phones, which raises an interesting possibility... Since the airlines own the onboard cell, could they tack on a hefty toll/surcharge (buck or two a minute) for using it? I'd actually favor that, because it would have the effect of preventing everybody from gabbing all flight long, while still opening an avenue for people who really need to make calls with their cellphone.

    5. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So people who live in China, Japan, Korea, Taiwan, etc. prefer to be called Asian American? When did this happen?

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    6. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by chitokutai · · Score: 1

      Do cell phone jammers affect a plane's systems at all? I guess it seems kind of silly to allow people to use cellphone and then to jam them, but maybe it will allow some companies room to decide their own policies.

    7. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      The chinaman is not the issue here.

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    8. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> The cell in the plane will communicate with a base station somewhere, probably via LEO satellites

      Yeah, well, OK, I'll go along with that. Technically, it sounds somewhat feasible, up to a point.
      But, that point is scalability. As a ham, I shudder when I think what the required bandwidth is
      going to be for each aircraft, and the radius of the macrocell that a given aircraft talks to,
      times the number of cell-equipped aircraft that might be in a given area at once. Put another way,
      how many passengers on an Airbus 380 will want to yack (either briefly, or for hours?) at once?

      I suspect that the pricing will be set at an appropriate value to keep the bandwidth requirements manageable.

      OTOH, this is Emirate Air, and their passengers probably won't give a damn how much it costs :-)

    9. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. Dude, the entity "airline" is not a person. Use of "oriental" in reference to anything other than ethnicity is just fine, even if you do adhere to the weird political correctness that demands "asian" be used for people.
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    10. Re:Issues are technical, not just regulatory by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

      Do you really believe the planes would be upset for me calling the parent company oriental instead of asian-american? I'm pretty sure a lot of chinese would be pissed if I called them asian-americans. Especially since 1.5 billion of them have never been to north or south america. How about north korea? Shall I refer to the inhabitants as North-Korean-Americans?

      Stop saying the wrong thing in an attempt to be politically correct. It's technically incorrect and frankly, makes you sound the fool-american to misuse such a term. To quote a politically incorrect saying, learn to call a spade a spade.

  13. Yeah ... sure ... this is a "good thing" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the Article:
    In January, Emirates airline plans to launch mobile phone usage in its planes, making it the first airline to allow passengers to make cell phone calls on its flights.


    From the Blurb:
    The FCC and FAA still ban the use, but are working to determine safety implications, if any.


    From a recently declassified CIA Transcript:
    Achmed: Hello? Something has happened! The pilot and co-pilot have both died, and I'm flying the plane! I don't know what to do!

    Mohamed: Okay, Do you see a steering wheel looking thingy in front of you?

    Achmed: Yes, its kind of black-ish.

    Mohamed: Okay, you're doing great. Now take that control and use it to aim your plane toward the nearest spot of Infidel desecration you can see. ....
  14. Can we keep it banned? by loftwyr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Not that it wouldn't be nice for some but I really don't want to listed to 20 people's conversations all at once in a plane for 5 hours.

    The only benefit I can see is hooking up to the high speed data network and web surfing for my entire flight.

    Nobody is so important they can't be unreachable for a few hours.

    1. Re:Can we keep it banned? by Dynedain · · Score: 0
      Nobody is so important they can't be unreachable for a few hours.


      Russia/China/India/Pakistan/North Korea/etc. just launched a nuclear missile! Get the President on the phone now!..... Whaddya mean he can't be reached until Air Force One lands?

      Just because you're not important enough to need constant reliable communication methods doesn't mean that other people aren't. My clients make multi-million dollar deals that can hinge on a moment's notice. I'm glad I don't have to handle their IT and communication needs and I'm sure their staffs don't share the same mentality you do.
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    2. Re:Can we keep it banned? by andreMA · · Score: 1
      If your clients are so damned (self) important, this is what charter flights and private aircraft are for. I don't care that a multi-million dollar deal is in the works, unless I have a piece of it. Nor does the existence of such a deal make the other person "special". Speshul, maybe.

      If they're foolish enough to place themselves in the air when such things are hinging on "a moment's notice" then perhaps they need to find a new line of work. I have a stable that needs cleaning...

    3. Re:Can we keep it banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're making multi-million dollar deals, then they can afford their own plane and talk all they want to.

    4. Re:Can we keep it banned? by kaen · · Score: 1

      Err, yeah. Maybe they can drive from LA to NY for that meeting, just so they can stay in touch.

    5. Re:Can we keep it banned? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the President is flying coach on Delta, we'll take your point seriously.

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    6. Re:Can we keep it banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, your clients make multimillion dollar deals? So that means you and your clients can annoy me?

      I and disabled and make under $12k a year. And quess what - you are no more important than I am.MpAs we sit there next to each other on the plane, you hae no more right to annoy me with your 5-hour call about a multi-million dollar deal fna I do to annoy you with a 5 hour call about the color of the latest snot i pulled out of my nose. if you agree, fine - but if you disagree, then fuck you, fuck your clients and fuck your deal.

    7. Re:Can we keep it banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over yourself asshole.

    8. Re:Can we keep it banned? by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did I say I am making those calls? Did I say I want to annoy you?

      No.

      All I am expressing is that there are people that need to be able to be reached anytime, anywhere, and that the statement "Nobody is so important they can't be unreachable for a few hours." is completely false in the modern world.

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  15. Time of the loud mouth jackass begins in the air by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have all be subjected to the loud mouth jackass before. You know, the one that answers his/her phone in a restaurant and basically yells so that everyone can see/hear how important they are. Now the one save place we have from these people is going away.

    Perhaps we can convince the airlines to make the engine noise louder to drown them out.

  16. The other issue ... by vlad_petric · · Score: 1

    is EM interference. Cellphones (especially the GSM ones) tend to be quite noisy. Don't believe me? Make a call near a radio.

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    1. Re:The other issue ... by feitingen · · Score: 1
      Make a call near a radio.

      ... or anything else with speakers.
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    2. Re:The other issue ... by samurphy21 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure I believed either of the parents, so I just tried it myself. AM/FM makes no difference. when a cell phone was held near a radio (near the antenna, near the speaker and touching antenna to antenna) in the standby mode, while dialing, while connected or while receiving a call, nothing happened on the radio. Not a single bit of noise or static. Does this "noise" spoken of only occur when the cell phone drops to analog mode?

    3. Re:The other issue ... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, a co-worker of mine's PC speakers make a bunch of noise when his phone is about to ring. When there's no sound is being played on the computer.

    4. Re:The other issue ... by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      I can always tell my cell phone is gonna ring because I start to hear sort of chirping noises from nearby speakers. This happens on the speakers in my car stereo, my macbook's speakers, tv speakers, and the speakers on my desktop. FWIW, the service is cingular. I also noticed this bigtime with nextel phones in the past.

    5. Re:The other issue ... by LineNoiz · · Score: 1

      It only happens with certain types of phones (specifically, GSM phones). Mine does it all the time.

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    6. Re:The other issue ... by eln · · Score: 2, Informative

      You probably have a CDMA phone. GSM phones, such as those used by Cingular, cause interference with various noise-emitting devices. My desk phone at work always buzzes about a second before I get a phone call on my Cingular phone.

    7. Re:The other issue ... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure I believed either of the parents, so I just tried it myself. AM/FM makes no difference. when a cell phone was held near a radio (near the antenna, near the speaker and touching antenna to antenna) in the standby mode, while dialing, while connected or while receiving a call, nothing happened on the radio. Not a single bit of noise or static. Does this "noise" spoken of only occur when the cell phone drops to analog mode? It happens when the phone is checking in with the tower - not all the time. I've seen this happen a lot in meetings in conference rooms where there is a speaker phone - the speaker phone doesn't have to be on. Lay a GSM on the table within a couple of feet of the speaker phone. From time to time, I would some noise coming from the speaker. Sometimes it means someone's phone is about to ring.

      I did not have this problem before switching to GSM.

      I hear the same distinct noise on my TV sometimes when my phone is near it. Again, I have to stress that this is not constant - it lasts about 3 seconds perhaps once per half hour.
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    8. Re:The other issue ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I just switched to Cingular last week and was curious as to why my speakers made a bunch of noise before the phone rang. My Sprint cell phone (CDMA) never did that. On the plus side, my reception with Cingular is twice as good as my Sprint reception was in my office so I can actually make and receive phone calls without stepping outside the building. Now I just need to clear up why they charged me a full $137 for 2 days worth of service on my two lines when it was supposed to be prorated until the next billing period.

    9. Re:The other issue ... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Motorola's nextel phones are noiser than hell.
      Even trying I can't create as much interference as they do.
      ratatattat tat tat tat tat
      just before a call comes in or whenever you switch between cells (while I'm listening to 1530 AM). Same phone will actually bounce my 22" CRT when a call is coming in. Quite disturbing. Only reason I have it is it's a free everything +GPS as provided by my employer.
      -nB

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    10. Re:The other issue ... by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Youo pay the first months bill in advance (or some BS like that), this is true with all providers.

      But please, go ahead and call em up and make SURE this is correct (I no longer sell cellphones, thankgod, and thus am slightly outta the loop)

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    11. Re:The other issue ... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Make a call near a radio.

      ... or anything else with speakers.

      Put your GSM phone under a CRT monitor and watch what happens ...

    12. Re:The other issue ... by grim4593 · · Score: 1

      Ah. And here I thought I was the only one. I have a Nokia Tracfone. It does not do it in my car unless I am about to receive a phone call. If I am next to my computer speakers or in someone else's car occasionally the speakers will emit an annoying beeping pulse which will even drown out any music that is playing.

    13. Re:The other issue ... by samurphy21 · · Score: 1

      Now that I think of it, I believe my old Analog cell did something like that. Every half hour or so while driving in my car with the phone on ready my subwoofer would go "THUB-thubthubthub". I just thought my amp was on the hose, until a couple times when I didn't have my phone with me, and it didn't do it, then i started piecing it together. Was a long time ago and I'd forgotten.

  17. Cellphones don't endanger planes. by bananaendian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This "Cellphones in Airplanes" type of article appears periodically in /. and every time I have to rise from my grave to correct the false speculation about cellphones interfering with avionics.

    Cellphones do not cause aircraft to crash and burn! There. Thank you.

    Here's my longer explanation for those interested: Avionics ABC

    Airlines offering the use of GSM cellphone services equip the cabin with a basestation similar to one used RF-secure buildings and underground facilities. It will handle all the calls within the cabin and connect to the phone network via satellite datalink. It's all compatible, safe and tested method that has been used for years now on business jets.

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    1. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You,

      Obviously didn't see the Mythbusters episode where they tested cell phone impacts on flight instruments.

      To say the least I was impressed and scared, simultaneously.

    2. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by shogarth · · Score: 1

      Too true. Pilots even give permission to call out from time to time. Two years ago I had the good fortune to be on a flight benefiting from a 90 kt. tail wind. As we started to descend (20 minutes before touching down) the pilot came on the PA and suggested that we all break out our cell phones and let people know we were going to be about 45 minutes early. She surely wasn't worried about navigational interference...

    3. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by thpr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your prior post is interesting, detailed, and well-informed reading, but you fail to address an existing, published study stating that cellphone use on aircraft may be dangerous.

    4. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently believe everything they prove/disprove. Even I can watch some of their "experiments" and think of things they didn't try or things that affect their results. They only half-ass the scientific model.

      Case in point, the one where they try to use mirrors to set the ship on fire. The "Mythbusters" did very little, but a college class set up the experiment and did it the first try.

    5. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by bananaendian · · Score: 3, Informative
      Your prior post is interesting, detailed, and well-informed reading, but you fail to address an existing, published study stating that cellphone use on aircraft may be dangerous.

      I'll address this again then.

      The study says there is an 'increased risk', 'higher than was previously thought'. What they did, was find that more often than thought before people's cellphones were on during critical parts of flights. They also found that laptop wifi and bluetooth were emitting RF. All they actually did was log the spectrum from these emissions on some flights. That is all their research found.

      Now, what they imply is that this is somehow more significantly dangerous then we previouly thought. My essay I think covered most of the things why this is not so dangerous.

      However I want to stress here the fact that any potential emissions from consumer RF-devices in the cabin will have a hard time competing with all the structures and shielding between the device and the antenna outside the aircraft or inside in the avionics bay. And no such device can dream of competing the awesome power of the spectrum from a fairly common natural sources, such as static build-up and lightning, under which such avionics have to perform on a daily basis.

      And if people are already leaving their cellphones and laptops on during flights by accident, where's the harm in allowing them to use them during flights in a controlled and tested environment. This might actually help people remember to turn them off more often during takeoffs and landings.

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    6. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A small passenger aircraft in NZ crashed during a low visibility landing when he put it down about 2km before the strip. Investigations showed his cell phone was going at the time and the theory is that it interfered with the glideslope. All aboard perished.

      An unlikely event, and big commercial jets are much harder, particularly newer ones. But not impossible.

    7. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by GCH · · Score: 0

      I would have to agree that cell phones do not cause plane crashes. I will also say that, as a pilot, I have left my cell phone on in my flight bag and can hear it every few minutes trying to connect to a cell. It causes the same interference as you sometimes hear when you put your phone too close to a speaker and your phone rings.

      I have yet to get any type of reception until ~1000 feet or lower, though. It just runs the battery down trying to connect to a cell.

    8. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your referenced post is very well written...but I did notice one 'oddity'...

      Today it is cheap, reliable and contains no moving parts. The older models used lasers but the latest ones directly measure mass acceleration. It seems to me that any device designed to measures mass acceleration would have to include a moving part...the mass.
    9. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So,

      Assuming you did not see the episode here is what happened:

      - They buy a particular type of phone, I don't know which, but my point can be made without the details.

      - They turn the phone on. Instruments go haywire.

      - They turn phone off. Instruments OK again.

      - They turn the phone on. Instruments go haywire.

      - They turn phone off. Instruments OK again.

      - They turn the phone on. Instruments go haywire.

      - They turn phone off. Instruments OK again.

      That sequence of events doesn't bother you? It does me.

      I don't care how badly they mess things up, in this case there was some terribly strange things happening with those A/C instruments.

      If you are comfortable on that plane, then more power to you, but I'd rather not be on it.

    10. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by bananaendian · · Score: 1
      Your referenced post is very well written...but I did notice one 'oddity'...
      Today it is cheap, reliable and contains no moving parts. The older models used lasers but the latest ones directly measure mass acceleration.
      It seems to me that any device designed to measures mass acceleration would have to include a moving part...the mass.
      From wikipedia:
      Quartz rate sensors

      This system is usually integrated on a silicon chip. It has two mass-balanced quartz tuning forks, arranged "handle-to-handle" so forces cancel. Aluminum electrodes evaporated onto the forks and the underlying chip both drive and sense the motion. The system is both manufacturable and inexpensive. Since quartz is dimensionally stable, the system can be accurate.

      As the forks are twisted about the axis of the handle, the vibration of the tines tends to continue in the same plane of motion. This motion has to be resisted by electrostatic forces from the electrodes under the tines. By measuring the difference in capacitance between the two tines of a fork, the system can determine the rate of angular motion.

      Current state of the art non-military technology (2005) can build small solid state sensors that can measure human body movements. These devices have no moving parts, and weigh about 50 grams.

      Solid state devices using the same physical principles are used to stabilize images taken with small cameras or camcorders. These can be extremely small (5 mm) and are built with MEMS (Microelectromechanical Systems) technologies.

      ie the mass, a piece of silicon, quartz, whatever in modern accelerometers, isn't considered 'a moving part' in engineering terms even if it bends or oscillates a bit.

      Commercial avionics is basically 'military technology'. The wikipedia description is for a 'consumer sensor' that you could buy for your remote control toy car.

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    11. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is conclusive agreement that cell phones don't interfere with airplane electronics in any way. There have been anecdotal evidence saying they do interfere, but formal testing hasn't proved it conclusively. If you think about it, "can't ever" is almost impossible to prove. Also, the proximity of phones to possibly unshielded and exposed wiring, their variations, and the multiple frequencies interacting in an airplane (aluminum/carbon composite tube) can't be completely modeled for simulation tests. There has been empirical testing which hasn't proved the interference, but no one can say it is a "complete" suite of tests because of the multitude of variables. That's one reason FAA is being careful and conservative.

      From the non-technological side, I wish they'd allow just text messages and not voice calling, just to other passengers don't get annoyed. May be I'll start taking notes of the conversation - that may, just may, make the other person stop quick.

      -srr

    12. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YUCK...first line of my previous comment should read "There is NO conclusive agreement that cell phones don't interfere with airplane electronics in any way."

      -srr

    13. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Coffee.RF · · Score: 2, Informative

      You need to go back and watch that episode again. I've worked in both avionics, and the wireless industry, so I recorded it and have watched it several times just for laughs. The situation you are referring to was TOTALLY bogus. Instruments out of the rack, no shielding for the wiring, etc... You can't get much further from a real aircraft installation. (btw, it was a GSM handset, and I think they were testing at 800MHz) Additionally, when they did try a real aircraft, there was absolutely no effect from the cell phone. Given the frequency domain differences, cable shielding, and spatial diversity in an aircraft makes the amount of energy from your cell phone the equivalent of 'a bug on the windshield'.

    14. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Coffee.RF · · Score: 1

      Does anyone happen to have the issue of 'Spectrum' they refer to? It might be a little better than this 'marketing brief' for it... Note that it says "These devices CAN disrupt normal operation....", it does not say "DID" or "HAVE", or even 'we witnessed'. There are a lot of things that 'can' happen in the physical realm, but it doesn't mean they are going to... I'd be more concerned about someone firing a frozen chicken at the plane while on approach :-)

    15. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Coffee.RF · · Score: 1

      Can you throw a reference for that event? Accident report, etc...??? Thanks!

    16. Re:Cellphones don't endanger planes. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      I've read enough reports of RFI/EMI from passenger electronics devices in NASA's Aviation Safety Reporting System database to be convinced that it a real problem. Real-world experience trumps theory in my book.

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  18. Re:It isn't so much the gabbing... by DoorFrame · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does the nationality of the fatass really matter much?

  19. I for one welcome our ringtone-enabled overlords by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And will enjoy grabbing their annoying cell phones out of their hands and throwing them to the back of the plane.

    Especially since they all insist on talking louder than a normal conversation when they have them.

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  20. Re:To those confused Who modded this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful? Now not being able to read is modded insightful?

    Who are these moderators and how do they keep their points? They must be doing the Slashdork goosestep.

    YOU'RE A MORON!

  21. Bring back separate sections... by LGV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...only this time instead of smoking/non-smoking, we need cell phone and non-cell phone sections. Or better yet, talking and no talking sections.

    1. Re:Bring back separate sections... by joewoodstock · · Score: 1

      It's easy. If you want to use your cell phone, you must sit in the last 10 rows of the airplane for the entire flight -- the Cell Phone Section. Give up your first class upgrade, and you get to use your cell phone. That frees up seats in first class for the rest of us, and gives us peace and quiet up there.

    2. Re:Bring back separate sections... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
      ...only this time instead of smoking/non-smoking, we need cell phone and non-cell phone sections. Or better yet, talking and no talking sections.
      Or happy and non-happy sections. Or eternal-winter-without-christmas and summer-fields-with-playing-children sections?
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    3. Re:Bring back separate sections... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      ...only this time instead of smoking/non-smoking, we need cell phone and non-cell phone sections. Or better yet, talking and no talking sections.

      Can we ban screaming babies as well?

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  22. The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by eno2001 · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...is that very few people seem to understand exactly how they work well enough to be able to make decent judgments as to what constitutes a risk. First off we have the people who are afraid of ANY kind of electromagnetic radiation passing through the body. They worry that being hit with cell phone signals, WiFi and microwave range cordless phones will cause a variety of ills ranging from cancer to genetic mutations. The people who argue that these things can't happen don't have much to back them up either. So in reality the jury is still out as to whether or not having all that artificial man-made radiation passing through you is really dangerous or not. There also hasn't been a significant period of time to produce a useful study. Face it, we're the guinea pigs and the businesses behind these devices don't care if 25 years from now it's suddenly proven that these signals caused a rise in some kind of illness. It's likely that the technology will have been supplanted anyway.

    Next you have places like hospitals that demand that you turn your cell phone off because the signal between it and the cell tower may disrupt hospital equipment, pace makers and the like. There are some examples from the past that illustrate this but they were most probably from the era of analogue cell phones which had stronger signals and *may* have interfered with someone's pace maker or some hospital equipment at some point in some unusual circumstances. On the other side of the argument you have the people who are in love with their mobile devices and are livid that they have to turn them off in hospitals. You hear a lot of them complain about how the doctors happily use WiFi tablets and other microwave devices and yet they forbid cell phones.

    Then the airplanes... Although no one has ever come out and directly stated why electronics on board a plane are forbidden during takeoff and landing. The rumours I've heard are that the generation of signals by those devices is strong enough to disrupt the plane's guidance systems thereby creating a risk of crashing. Not having been a pilot at any point, I can neither verify nor discredit this claim (but I'm sure some Slashdot reader who is a commercial airline pilot in his spare time will verify it for me).

    My main point is that there ARE people who DO know the realities of microwave devices and interference. They are more than likely the engineers who develop these devices. And they are noticeably absent from the discussion. This leads me to believe that there may be some truth to the risks that they don't wish to publicly discuss since it would probably cost them their jobs. I can say that with a background in electronics myself, that I can see how under certain freak circumstances a small device like a cell phone could interfere with some other device utilizing the same or resonant frequencies. But there'd have to be some special circumstances. In my experience it seems that microwaves, due to their very very small wavelengths, don't act like radio waves in the AM or FM radio or TV bands. This leads to a little less predictability in discovering possible interference situations unless you're an engineer who is studying this. So, it's best to be safe. If some studies were done by qualified radio engineers who weren't paid by the cell phone industry and they determined that using cell phones on planes is safe, then it's probably fine. But I think I'll be waiting on the ground for the next half a decade if all the airlines decide to allow this overnight.

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    1. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by icebones · · Score: 1
      They worry that being hit with cell phone signals, WiFi and microwave range cordless phones will cause a variety of ills ranging from cancer to genetic mutations.

      as long as mine is mutant healing factor I'm cool witht that

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    2. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by et764 · · Score: 1

      Next you have places like hospitals that demand that you turn your cell phone off because the signal between it and the cell tower may disrupt hospital equipment, pace makers and the like. There are some examples from the past that illustrate this but they were most probably from the era of analogue cell phones which had stronger signals and *may* have interfered with someone's pace maker or some hospital equipment at some point in some unusual circumstances. On the other side of the argument you have the people who are in love with their mobile devices and are livid that they have to turn them off in hospitals. You hear a lot of them complain about how the doctors happily use WiFi tablets and other microwave devices and yet they forbid cell phones.

      The last time I had a fever I had a digital thermometer sitting next to me on my bed, and I happened to have my cell phone sitting next to it. I noticed that just before I received a text message on my phone, the thermometer would basically freak out. It would make weird noises, light up, and the LCD segments would randomly darken and light up. It seems pretty easy to believe there could be some truth to cell phones interfering with medical equipment.

      I've also noticed that when I'm in my car and the stereo is off, I hear a buzzing noise in the speakers before I receive a text message.

    3. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does the TV talk to you alone?

    4. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All well and good except when you factor in that when planes come in for a landing (arguably the most critical time in the flight plan), most land in major metropolitan areas where RF densities are significantly higher than over say Kansas or Nebraska (for those of use in the US) at 35,000 ft. Airline engineers have taken this into consideration and all modern aircraft avionics and control systems are shielded from RF interference. I wouldn't get on a plane if this wasn't the case.

    5. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by drmerope · · Score: 1

      "Then the airplanes... Although no one has ever come out and directly stated why electronics on board a plane are forbidden during takeoff and landing. The rumours I've heard are that the generation of signals by those devices is strong enough to disrupt the plane's guidance systems thereby creating a risk of crashing. Not having been a pilot at any point, I can neither verify nor discredit this claim (but I'm sure some Slashdot reader who is a commercial airline pilot in his spare time will verify it for me)."

      Don't ask the pilots. They know what they're told and what rumors and stories they pass around. Here are the 'facts': when a new plane undergoes flight testing they load it full of diagnostic equipment including many off-the-shelf unix workstations. This stuff is networked. It's no more shielded than office equipment. What is special about it is that it is *secured* and held fast with great care.

      The planes do not mysteriously crash. On-board systems do not mysteriously malfunction.

      It is true that modern CPUs, wireless technology operates near the IF (intermediate frequency) of some equipment. But the IF frequencies are not assigned by the FCC. It is the system integrator's responsibility to protect the device from interference on their chosen IF--usually with careful shielding and filtering on the inputs.

      Turning off all electronic gizmos during take-off and landing is the airline/faa equivalent of "Warning: this cup contains hot liquids" on your coffee.

    6. Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... by Coffee.RF · · Score: 1

      Two things; Some medical equipment actually reads 'signals' from the body measured in femto amps, so yes, a classic old 800MHz FM cell phone did cause problems... Regarding your comment on the people 'who DO know', that noticeable absence is probably more to do with a fear of loosing ones job for posting one way or the other. Any company in either industry would be quite upset to see one of their engineers making 'statements' regardless of positive or negative. It's just too much of a liability. Personally, I've worked in both avionics and wireless design, and I can't wait to have access to my wireless data while in flight. Voice would be OK in a real pinch, but data and SMS would be far more appropriate.

  23. Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    With a cell site in the plane, your phone will go into low power mode and just talk to it, not any of the towers on the ground (in theory, at least). It may see other towers, but won't try to switch to them, because they will be weaker signals than the one a few metres away.

    Not to mention how easy it makes it to convert modified GTA and RPG weapons to target civilian aircraft once these are installed.

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    1. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Grand Theft Auto, and Role Playing Game weapons???

      What planet did I wake up to?

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    2. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      No, I used to be in the Army, and one of the main problems for any surface to air missile is lockon - if the cell site is near the tail, that's a pretty good area to hit, as you take out the fins and sometimes an engine or two. You just need a cheap cell signal lockon that uses fire and forget to follow the mobile target - probably as cheap as those JATO units we added to dumb bombs to turn them into smart bombs for $1000 (my guess is this upgrade would be around $100 max, worth it).

      Having a dedicated signal is key.

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    3. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by Aglassis · · Score: 1

      Not to mention how easy it makes it to convert modified GTA and RPG weapons to target civilian aircraft once these are installed.

      Yeah, like a civilian aircraft that has beforehand listed its entire schedule and air travel route to the public and that is flying in a straight line with a radar signature larger than the size of a barn would be such a hard target. If someone wants to shoot down a civilian air transport plane, there is really nothing you can do about it. RPGs and SAMs were designed to shoot down things like F-16s or MiG-29s. They really aren't going to have a hard time taking down a 767.

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    4. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by Aglassis · · Score: 1

      Correction, RPGs weren't designed to shoot down things like F-16s. They were designed for slow low flying aircraft (like helicopters).

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    5. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RPG's were meant to shoot ground vehicles (stationary ones at that) and actually, a shoulder launched SAM is going to have a hell of a time shooting down a 767; the odds of "blowing up the airplane" with that small warhead are very small. Most likely, the missile will hit the engine, explode, and destroy the engine. The resulting fire, if it happens, will be handled by the fire bottle, and the pilot will go to max power on the other engine and keep climbing away from the ground. In fact, the pilot will probably not immediately realize that it's a SAM and assume they ingested a large bird.

      By the way, an RF seeker in that band would be much more expensive then an IR seeker.

    6. Re:Why cell sites in plane are ultra plus good by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Correction, RPGs weren't designed to shoot down things like F-16s. They were designed for slow low flying aircraft (like helicopters).

      Which is one reason this mod would be good. Unless they turn off the cell site for takeoff/landing.

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  24. Oh the humanity! by k2dbk · · Score: 2, Funny

    The last bastion of semi-peace and quiet is gone.

    Assuming that your definition of peace and quiet includes high-volume white noise and even higher-volume crying babies.

    1. Re:Oh the humanity! by qsqueeq · · Score: 1

      I just sit on the toilet an extra 10-15 minutes. It's usually pretty quiet there after the first few thuds.

  25. re EM interference by freddieb · · Score: 1

    I would have agreed but Myth Busters did quite a good test on this subject.
    Running an amplified cellphone with a directional antenna and could cause
    no ix to the aviation radios.

    1. Re:re EM interference by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You trust the Mythbusters? They do stunts for movies, not actual science.

      Here's an article from the IEEE Spectrum: http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/mar06/3069.

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    2. Re:re EM interference by Foerstner · · Score: 1

      The most interesting (if not surprising) part of that article was this:

      Passengers are using cellphones, on the average, at least once per flight, contrary to FCC and FAA regulations, and sometimes during the especially critical flight phases of takeoff and landing.

      In other words, even though it happens on every flight that takes off, and "there is no definitive instance of an air accident known to have been caused by a passenger's use of an electronic device," it must be unsafe.

      Their in-flight monitoring experiment concluded that--brace yourselves--cell phones emit radio waves. Yup. It took the top engineering minds in the country to come up with this.

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    3. Re:re EM interference by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      You trust the Mythbusters? They do stunts for movies, not actual science.

      Here's an article from the IEEE Spectrum: http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/mar06/3069.

      Not that I'd call Mythbusters "science", but the Spectrum article was complete sensationalist bullshit. Here's a quote:


      There is no smoking gun to this story: there is no definitive instance of an air accident known to have been caused by a passenger's use of an electronic device. Nonetheless, although it is impossible to say that such use has contributed to air accidents in the past, the data also make it impossible to rule it out completely.


      So, essentially, they are saying that they don't have any evidence indicating that cellphones have actually caused an accident, but they are going to call cellphones "unsafe at any airspeed" because they can't rule out the possibility completely. In science, we call such results "inconclusive".

      It gets better, though:

      Results from our analysis imply that calls from on board scheduled commercial aircraft in the eastern United States occur at a rate of one to four per flight.


      Basically, their analysis boils down to this: despite the fact that cellphones are used on airplanes all the time, and despite the fact that they haven't found a documented case of a cellphone contributing to an accident, they are still going to conclude that cellphones are unsafe. Where's the beef?
    4. Re:re EM interference by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      In other words, even though it happens on every flight that takes off, and "there is no definitive instance of an air accident known to have been caused by a passenger's use of an electronic device," it must be unsafe.

      If everything goes according to plan on a flight, occasional interference from a cell-phone isn't a problem. Standard radio communication and radio navigation procedures have been in place for years to deal with interference -- long before cellphones were even invented.

      The problem: when things don't go according to plan. Then, interference from any radio transmitter on the plane can suddenly become a factor, and delay resolution of the deviation from the plan. If things are going bad quickly, it can be one of the many contributing factors to an accident. In commercial air travel, a significant accident is almost never caused by a single point of failure. It's typically a long series of errors that eventually boxed the pilot in and left him/her no way out. Preventing just one of them may be enough to avoid the accident.

      I have a pilot's license and an amateur radio license. I understand the limitations on design and construction of transmitters and receivers, and realize that aircraft radio receivers cannot be made completely immune to stray transmissions from devices brought on-board by passengers. I also know the dangers of even momentary lapses in communication between pilots and air traffic control. It is more critical during certain phases of flight, but the issue persists throughout the flight.

      The concept of a micro-cell in a plane is really cool. But, I'd prefer that we stick with the current set of regulations in the US, and let the rest of the world experiment with in-flight use of passenger cell-phones.

  26. Would this qualify as torture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It occurs to me that cramming someone into a coach window seat and subjecting them to loud random phone calls for hours on end would qualify as torture.

  27. Re:It isn't so much the gabbing... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Does the nationality of the fatass really matter much? I think he is implying that only Americans are fat because in other countries they can't afford food.
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  28. New reality show by DreamingReal · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What do you get when you sit 120 people in seats designed for Erkel for 4 hours with 2 bathrooms, no smoking, available alcohol, and constant cell phone use?

    Aluminum-Tube Deathmatch at 36,000 Feet!

    Premiering this July on SPIKE TV!"

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    Some kind of shit about a terrorist threat

    - Ministry
  29. Simple way to resolve problem by Omeger · · Score: 1

    If your passenger is noisy, then use your electronics skills to create an RF jammer in the form factor of a cell phone that blocks the frequencies that cell phones use. Noisy passenger? Turn on, and problem solved, nobody knows it's you.

    1. Re:Simple way to resolve problem by Battleloser · · Score: 1

      CNN has confirmed reports of the use on airplanes of what has been dubbed a "Jamming device" believed to be intended to interfere with communications between the plane and the ground. Police have arrested a suspect known to frequent a site which regularly hosts discussions on technological terrorism

  30. First you will hear this really stupid tune by nephridium · · Score: 5, Funny
    Then you will witness an endless flow of words that apparently just won't ebb down: "Yea, hello? Hello? Hello? Yea, can you hear me? Hello? Can you.. Yea. I can hear you. Yea, the reception is lousy. The reception. The RECEPTION. RECEPTION. Yea. Uh-huh. Yep. Yea, I'm in the airplane now. We can now make calls from the plane, ain't that great? Yea, we took off just a couple of minutes ago. We TOOK OFF. Yea, I'm actually calling you from the sky, I'm like god, except that I have a better ring tone [hysterical giggle]. Ah, nice we're getting dinner now [makes hand movement to stewardess (inquiring about his culinary preferences) indicating he's in an important conversation]. Yea. Yep. No, haven't eating for hours, it's great that they serve dinner now, I'm starving. How's the dog? [...]"

    A man was brutally killed yesterday aboard flight AA322. Police reports indicate there was no connection to a terrorist plot. According to an eye witness "he was just a really, really annoying guy with a cell phone."


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    1. Re:First you will hear this really stupid tune by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      And oddly, nobody on the plane saw who killed him. "He just died suddenly. I'm not sure what happened. All I remember is that I had this sudden feeling of peace and only later realized that someone had died."

  31. What about other electronics? by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't care about being able to use my cellphone, but can I please use other electronics on the airplane?

    I'd love to listen to my iPod for the entirety of my flight, not just the half hour between reaching cruising altitude and beginning descent. Ideally I could put the earbuds in when I sit down and keep them while we taxi, fly, taxi, deboard, and collect our luggage. The flight attendents would treat me as a terrorist if I did that now.

    1. Re:What about other electronics? by BostonVaulter · · Score: 1

      It's even worse if you live in Hawaii, well kinda. You're only at cruising altitude for about 10 minutes. So as soon as you start using your electronics you have to put them away again. Of course the flight is only 30-40 minutes long in the first place...

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    2. Re:What about other electronics? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Besides possible interference issues, the flight crew wants loose objects stowed away and passengers to be attentive to any safety-related announcements.

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  32. Next year's blockbuster by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coming next summer: "Cellphones On A Plane!"

  33. Not exactly news, but CNN thinks so by eggboard · · Score: 4, Informative

    Emirates said months ago that they were going to add this service, which uses an on-board picocell and relays calls very expensively very satellite. Should run at least US$2.50 per minute for calls. I wrote about this in The Economist back in September (not Emirates news): RyanAir will launch in-flight calling by the second half of 2007 on hundreds of its planes. That will be the first major deployment.

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  34. Re:It isn't so much the gabbing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gotta remember that one

  35. Earplugs won't work... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Earplugs are good at muffling excessively loud sounds, particularly keeping them from damaging your ears. But you can still hear them.

    People need to make two changes to their behavior in order to resolve this:
    1: Be conscious of what effect your cell phone conversations, etc. are having on others, and be reasonable. Be courteous to them, and maybe don't talk on your phone in a crowded space.
    2: If someone else is annoying you, confront them about it, but be polite. Getting them angry won't solve the problem, it'll make it worse. Sitting around being grouchy about it also won't solve the problem.

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    1. Re:Earplugs won't work... by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with this is the sheer number of selfish assholes in the world. It's bad enough on trains, but being stuck on a long haul flight with these bastards would be too much.

      I would never dream of holding a loud phone conversation in a quiet restaurant, or recklessly endangering people by using one while driving, or holding up a store queue by answering my phone while at a counter, or leaving the ringer on during a symphony or an exam because "my calls are important".

      Yet I have seen all these things happen over and over again. The worst thing is that the people who do them have such a sense of entitlement that they believe they are doing nothing wrong, and that you are an asshole for objecting to their sociopathic behaviour.

      I want to start a new political movement. Every time someone does something like this, you take their phone and smash it. Violence against the people who do it is also fully justified.

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    2. Re:Earplugs won't work... by satherto · · Score: 1

      If they are being really loud, I like to join into their conversation, give them helpful advise about their hemorrhoid problems, which low security facility their Johnny would do best in. If they complain, I point out that if they didn't want me to participate, they should keep it quite :) .

      Most people get the hint, though some of them comment that their conversation is "PRIVATE", to which my reply is always, then you should be making it private.

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    3. Re:Earplugs won't work... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      I want to start a new political movement. Every time someone does something like this, you take their phone and smash it. Violence against the people who do it is also fully justified. The problem is that this doesn't solve the problem of that person being inconsiderate in public, and it creates new ones. Getting people angry seriously just makes them more defensive and more determined to "win", which means that they'll try even harder to be a nuisance.

      Being polite as I suggest doesn't accomplish much, either, frankly. From experience it's very hard to ask politely and still not annoy people, and generally they still won't listen. But it's the most productive option - confronting with them with civility reminds them that the people around them matter - hopefully if they receive enough of this kind of response they'll clue in.

      But dealing with these kinds of people as if they don't matter (for instance, by being rude), or grumbling, avoiding them, responding passively or passive-aggressively only reinforces their notion that they needn't concern themselves with the feelings of those around them. You're dealing with them as though their annoying traits are the only relevant part of them, and so they respond in kind. Lack of communication is the problem here.

      Either that, or we just gotta get Billy Quan on their case. :) (Mind your manners, punk!)
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    4. Re:Earplugs won't work... by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 1

      Smacking the hell out of these scum, or watching a cop do it would sure feel good though.

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    5. Re:Earplugs won't work... by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      I want to start a new political movement. Every time someone does something like this, you take their phone and smash it. Violence against the people who do it is also fully justified. Your wish has been granted. And there are videos:

      http://www.phonebashing.com/

      You're welcome.
    6. Re:Earplugs won't work... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Earplugs are good at muffling excessively loud sounds, particularly keeping them from damaging your ears. But you can still hear them.

      Also, earplugs introduce the new annoyance of intimately hearing your own breathing process.

    7. Re:Earplugs won't work... by d0nk · · Score: 1

      Remember kids!
      Be Like Billy!

    8. Re:Earplugs won't work... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Courteous? In modern America?

      I have asked asshats with their portaphones to shut up before (nicely, mind), but they generally scowl at me, and mutter something nasty to the person on the other end, they have the "right to talk as loud as they want, whenever they want". I've even had people on their stupid phones tell me to shut up, outdoors, in public. People (don't want to say Americans, since I really don't know if other countries have this problem too) are to caught up in their "rights", and not enough in any sense of civic responsibility. I'm getting sick of having to listen to other people's mindless chatter, and having people tell me to wait because they really NEED to "take this", when I am right there and they obviously have voice mail. How many good conversations have you even heard people have on their damn cellphones? Its generally "Yeah, I'm on the bus, I'll be home in an hour, I went to the store today, they have bologna on sale!" And now we get the honor of sitting on a five hour flight full of morons chitchatting for the sake of their "rights" and all-holy convenience.

      I really do think your rights should end when it gets in the way of other people. And your convenience is secondary to the public good.

      I'd rather live with the .002% chance of terrorism, than the 100% chance of being stuck next to some egotistical philistine talking to his moronic friends.

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    9. Re:Earplugs won't work... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      Smacking the hell out of these scum, or watching a cop do it would sure feel good though. True...
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    10. Re:Earplugs won't work... by WaltFrench · · Score: 1

      > Earplugs are good at muffling excessively loud sounds ... But you can still hear them.

      I fly about weekly; last nite was a family flight with lots of kids screaming in pain as their runny-nose-blocked ear canals started hurting as we descended thru 8000 feet. (How hard is it to tell parents to bring gum, lollipops or milk bottles for kids?)

      I hardly heard them while flying, as my iPod was making sweet sounds. The noise-blocking earplugs mean I can listen to SOFT music and still barely hear my surroundings. But when "electronics off" gets announced, I can sorta hear them thru the phones. WAAY below aggravation level.

      If this doesn't sell a gazillion iPods and earplug-style noise blockers (I love my Etymotic plugs; others like Shure...) or noise cancellers (Bose, Sony, ...), I don't know what would. In any case, lighten up: excellent prophyllactics are available.

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  36. Let's discuss why you're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, RPG's are pretty useless against jets. Why? Here's why

    "Although they can be used against hovering helicopters, they should not be confused with anti-aircraft shoulder fired surface-to-air missile systems such as the Stinger or SA-7 'Grail'. Furthermore, firing at high elevations pose a danger to the user, because the backblast from the firing reflects off of ground. RPGs are used in this role only when more effective weapons are not available."

    I suspect that your "Army" training would have taught you these things. But since you're another all talk no knowledge bullshitter, that explains your ignorance.

    Second, those weapons capable of shooting down an airliner are already capable of locking on, with far greater accuracy than the cell equipment would provide.

    Why don't you kill your idiot self before you say anything else so obviously wrong and moronic. I mean seriously what kind of loser goes on a web board and lies about shit to sound important?

    Oh wait, you do.

  37. Introducing - Plane Rage by SRA8 · · Score: 1

    If its not bad enough that your fellow passenger's blubber is on your arm-rest, and sometimes even on your arm, now we have people screaming "can you hear me now" ever other minutre as reception and drop-offs will obviously be a problem.

  38. huh? by Ivan+Pistoff · · Score: 1

    People still use airplanes?

  39. First airline? by Pegasus · · Score: 1

    I tought cell phones worked just fine on a plane even before 9/11/2001 ... How could then folks from fligh 93 call down to inform people of what's going on? They did call, right?

    Or is it something that certain government wants us to belive?

    1. Re:First airline? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Yes, they called. It was just illegal to do so except in an emergency situation which they were undoubtedly in.

    2. Re:First airline? by hufter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why didn't any of the callers call the emergency number?

    3. Re:First airline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emergency? OMG, what happened??

    4. Re:First airline? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      They did.

    5. Re:First airline? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Actually, at flight height, they probably would have been out of range for cel calls.

      Although I haven't verified the measurements/tower densities/average transmitter strength/etc... personally, so feel free to shoot this full of holes. Just figured I'd throw it out there.

    6. Re:First airline? by wikes82 · · Score: 1

      No regulare CDMA/GSM phone works during flight. They're all out of cell range. Maybe in flight 93 they used satellite phone...

    7. Re:First airline? by tds67 · · Score: 0
      No regulare CDMA/GSM phone works during flight. They're all out of cell range. Maybe in flight 93 they used satellite phone...

      There were no calls. Cell phones did not work at that altitude then or now without special equipment in the airplane, which only started to happen recently.

      People try so hard to come up with a scientific explanation for the 9/11 cell phone calls because they don't want to believe the alternative: That the calls were faked to support the bogus "the Arabs did it" story. 9/11 was a political event, not a "terrorist" event. It was an inside job to make the American people fearful so they would go along with the Bush administration's militant foreign policy. Christ, just look at the North and South towers as they "collapse"... they are clearly being blown apart by demolition bombs. That's why there was such a huge cloud of dust rolling through the city. It was concrete being turned into powder by the force of the blasts.

    8. Re:First airline? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Actually, I didn't want to get into unprovable conspiracy theories, but I do agree. Even when I watched them drop on TV, I went "WTF! That was a demolition!"

      Normal building collapses don't go "crak-crak-crak-crak-crak-crak-crak!" then freefall into their own footprint despite being that tall... twice in one day... within a block of each other. The support columns are an oddball factor, but even then, it shouldn't have been nearly so tidy (and there should have been support columns jutting far out of the rubble... unless they were neatly snapped in half every 10 feet or so...)

      Never mind that plenty of buildings that height have burned up to 6 floors (also making way better airflow than a bunch of kerosene smothered for air like 9/11) for a day or two without permanent structural damage.

      Ok, enough of that... I'm gonna get modded into a bottomless pit, haha

    9. Re:First airline? by tds67 · · Score: 0

      Actually, I didn't want to get into unprovable conspiracy theories, but I do agree.

      Glad you agree. And I don't want to get into unprovable conspiracy theories either, which is why I won't discuss the offical conspiracy theory put forward by the government that Arabs did it.

      Normal building collapses don't go "crak-crak-crak-crak-crak-crak-crak!" then freefall into their own footprint despite being that tall... twice in one day

      Three times. WTC 7--across the street from the towers--fell later that same day at around 5:20pm, even though it wasn't hit by anything. Larry Silverstein leased/owned all three buildings and got a big fat insurance policy check for all three. The twin towers needed a billion dollars worth of clean-up work done on them to remove asbestos placed inside them in the 1970s. Lucky guy, Mr. Silverstein... in addition to not having to foot the bill for the clean-up work, he gets billions in insurance for all three buildings.

      ...and there should have been support columns jutting far out of the rubble...

      The core should have remained even if the ridiculous "pancake theory" was true. The core was composed of 47 steel columns that ran through the middle of the towers. It would not have come down even if the floors "pancaked".

      Ok, enough of that... I'm gonna get modded into a bottomless pit, haha

      Gosh, I hope not. Just for using logic instead of spewing back the "offical" story? Just for thinking for yourself instead of running with the herd? For being people instead of sheeple?

  40. Like OMG, Ponies!! by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine where the Teenaged girl won't stop saying... Like OMG, Ponies!

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  41. Make it like all airline commodities... by winomonkey · · Score: 1

    If they find a way to charge for use of the local cell installed on the plane, I bet that you will find fewer people that actually sign up to do it. I am unsure of what technical issues they would face, but it seems to me that they could charge either the individual carriers when one of their customers used the airplane's tower (like roaming charges), or ... ? Making people reprogram their SIMM cards would be too much of a pain.

    However, if there is a way to charge for it, you can bet that the airlines are already figuring out how.

  42. wow...this is a hot topic by A+Wise+Guy · · Score: 1

    If this is the case, doesnt it make you wonder how people managed to call during the 911 incident? Just makes you wonder doesnt it?

    1. Re:wow...this is a hot topic by mark-t · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's always been technologically possible to make cell phone calls from the plane, it's just not actually ALLOWED.

  43. Re:Time of the loud mouth jackass begins in the ai by DrCode · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone will start selling a cellphone jamming device.

  44. I'll be happy when they allow 'other' things by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I wish you would be allowed to sleep completely flat (as in a bunk like a ship would be good enough for me). Would be great for trans-atlantic flights. I fly quite frequently and changing hours, planes and means of transport make me kinda tired. The average flight is 18 hours, with delays 24 hours of eyes-wide-open travelling fun.

    I also wish they would allow you to have sex on an airplane. Might not be for all Slashdotters, but as a frequent member of the High Mile Club, a flight attendant knocking isn't always the best option. And for the people that are too shy to hide in the bathrooms or think it's too cramped: Air France has some nice blankets, or you can bring your own, which you could get frisky under. Some tips: take the back seats or bathrooms and if you want some privacy: take a late night trip (leaving in the late PM's or early AM's) from Paris -> New York, you should get enough uninteruppted space and time after take-off.

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    1. Re:I'll be happy when they allow 'other' things by winkydink · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish you would be allowed to sleep completely flat (as in a bunk like a ship would be good enough for me). Would be great for trans-atlantic flights. I fly quite frequently and changing hours, planes and means of transport make me kinda tired. The average flight is 18 hours, with delays 24 hours of eyes-wide-open travelling fun.

      Most airlines provide this on long-hauls. It's called First Class.

      I also wish they would allow you to have sex on an airplane. Might not be for all Slashdotters, but as a frequent member of the High Mile Club,...

      Beating off in the head doesn't get you into the Mile High Club.

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    2. Re:I'll be happy when they allow 'other' things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I also wish they would allow you to have sex on an airplane.
      >Might not be for all Slashdotters, but as a frequent member
      >of the High Mile Club, a flight attendant knocking isn't
      >always the best option.

      Do you also have a bridge to sell me?

    3. Re:I'll be happy when they allow 'other' things by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      I also wish they would allow you to have sex on an airplane.
      I don't think they actually have any rules against this. At least, I hope not, otherwise myself and that hot chick from Colorado springs that I met on a flight from San Francisco to Heathrow are gonna be in big trouble!
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  45. This is total BS... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    So now, on top of not being able to sit in the seat and having the guy in front of me crush me knees when he tries to lean back, I have to listen to chatty cathy two rows back talk the entire trip? Shame the free liquor is only in first class....

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    1. Re:This is total BS... by Ivan+Pistoff · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't want Chatty Cathy to be drunk dialing too... I say keep the liquor and the phones off the planes.

  46. Issues are $$$, not technical or regulatory by PRMan · · Score: 1

    My friend's dad works for Boeing and has spent the better part of a year testing exactly that. That cell phones have an immeasurably small effect on the plane's controls or radios. There simply is zero problem there.

    The cell phone companies would have a little more of a problem if they hadn't all solved it already. To my understanding, high-speed switching is no longer a problem on the new networks.

    Here, let me sum it up for you.

    1. Currently, the only way to make a call on a plane is to use a Verizon Airfone at $4 connection fee and $4 a minute.
    2. If Verizon puts a cell tower on the plane, they can continue to charge you $4 connection fee and $4 a minute.
    3. If cell phones are allowed to connect to the towers on the ground, they can't charge you that.

    Yep, that about sums it up.

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    1. Re:Issues are $$$, not technical or regulatory by thogard · · Score: 1

      I've seen the VOR needle move when the GSM clicks started in the speakers and my instructors phone rang. The error was about 5 degrees. With VORs being about 100 miles apart, that could lead to a large enough error to wander into a no-fly zone.

      I don't see a problem in good weather or at cruise. I do have a problem with phones being used during ILS approaches in the clouds with tight tolerances. A phone inside a big tin can isn't going get very good reception until it gets close to an airport. Of course thats thats when the instruments are most essential. As the plane descends into the clouds the pilot needs to be able to see the runway at somewhere between 200 and 800 feet. The last think you want is a phone waking up and transmitting at full power trying to say hello to a tower when you need to make sure your radar altimeter and glide slope gauges are exactly where they should be. The real problem is that once you allow phones to be turned on, there will be no way to get them turned off for the real nasty approaches.

    2. Re:Issues are $$$, not technical or regulatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Allow phones to be turned on" consists of ineffectual warnings broadcast over the plane's PA system, and verbal commands given to people who are seen actually using a phone. Given that people are forgetful and some are explicitly anti-authoritarian, it's a certainty that many phones are left on during any given flight. While it's unlikely that anybody will be making calls during landing, it's extremely probable that many phones have received calls during landing. And yet there have been zero accidents attributed to cell phone usage during any phase of flight.

      Consider the fact that the amount of interference you get from a phone that's sitting just a few feet from the instrument will be extremely different from one that's inside the passenger cabin of a commercial airliner, much farther away. (Don't forget inverse-square.) Also consider the fact that the instruments on a commercial airliner are of much higher quality (i.e. expensive) and more hardened against outside interference than the stuff you'll find in a light aircraft. Last, consider the fact that (according to my reading of the AIM) a VOR receiver is allowed to be off by up to 4 degrees for no particular reason at all.

      There's already no way to ensure that phones are off for nasty approaches, so this will hardly make things worse. Nothing says you can't disallow cell phone use during takeoff and landing just like they do for other "approved" devices.

  47. Re:Time of the loud mouth jackass begins in the ai by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Didn't they do that in Mission Impossible? Perhaps we can snag some specs.

  48. Mile High Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what they're calling it now?

  49. Cell Phones on Aircraft by m20pilot · · Score: 1

    If you aren't convinced of the safety issues presented by cell phone use on aircraft then please read the report on Passenger Electronic Devices that is posted on the NASA Aviation Safety Reporting System web-site. The report is available as a '.pdf' document at . The report includes incidents of navigation interference, including uncommanded auto-pilot deviations. Bad enough in VMC. I can only imagine the consequences a coupled approach to minimums in IMC experiencing an uncommanded auto-pilot deviation. After reading the report, I get nervous if someone turns on their camera...

    1. Re:Cell Phones on Aircraft by m20pilot · · Score: 1

      And the missing link to NASA ASRS was: asrs.arc.nasa.gov/report_sets/ped.pdf

  50. Doesn't seem to be a really big problem. by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing something, but it doesn't seem to be a really big problem having someone talking on a phone next to me. He's either talking on the phone or talking to his neighbor. It's all the same to me. Also, airplanes are so loud that you can't hear anyone more than a few feet away anyhow.

    1. Re:Doesn't seem to be a really big problem. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      "He's either talking on the phone or talking to his neighbor. It's all the same to me. Also, airplanes are so loud that you can't hear anyone more than a few feet away anyhow."

      What airline do you fly with? Over here we have jets - which are fairly quiet on the inside.

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    2. Re:Doesn't seem to be a really big problem. by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

      I guess loud is the wrong choice of words. Sound just doesn't travel very well. I think it has something to do with the pressurization and all of the obstructions (high back seats).

  51. Cell phones are not a major threat to air safety. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the FAA knows it.

    Yes, I know... Mythbusters showed that a hugely amplified transmitter placed practically on top of the instrumentation could have a measurable effect. There was little even remotely cell-phone-like about the experiment at that point.

    Do you really think that after all the Draconian (though mostly useless) security checks they put you though at the airport, the FAA would just say, "oh well, there's this real threat posed to flight avionics by cell phones, but we'll just ask the airlines to have flight attendants smile and ask passengers to put their cell phones in 'Airplane mode' when they hand out pretzels"?

    No, they wouldn't. If they really thought that planes might go down from cell phone transmissions, they'd make you take out your cell phone battery at security and place it in a lead box with a key and then they'd scan the checked luggage compartment for cell signal and empty your socks and underwear on the tarmac in search of offending devices.

    Does anyone seriously think that of the thousands of flights and hundreds of thousands of passengers that fly in the US every day, not a single one of them receives an SMS, voicemail or email during flight? Likely billions of cell phone data/voice packets find their way to and from cell phones sitting in planes during takeoff, flight and landing every day.

    It's not crashing flights.

  52. Mother#$%^ing cellphones on a Mother#$%^ing plane. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    Not crazy about this idea. I do most of my buisness travel in the evenings and usually just try to get some sleep if I am not reading a book. Having the jackass next to me yacking into his cellphone "check it out im on a plade dude" the entire trip is going to get real old real quick. As for people who advocate a designated cellphone area, a lot of flights are regional ones, where there is nowhere to go if you are getting up.

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  53. pass gas by sponga · · Score: 1

    I prefer to just keep passing gas until they cannot stand it anymore.

  54. Issue is actually the flip side. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    From what I understand, cellphones work by associating themselves with "cells" of coverage. The closer they are, the less power they use, and so on. When the user moves cells, the network switches them over to the new cell.

    Right.

    From the air, a cellphone will see many, many different cells as being equally good.

    The issue is partly that. But it's mainly the inverse: Many cells see the phone as a strong signal.

    On the ground it would be talking through and to some extent around obstructions (i.e. by bouncing off a partially reflecting wall), sending a signal propagating near the ground or som other resistive medium (and thus penetrating it and being partially absorbed), combing direct signals with delayed reflections, and so on - all of which quickly reduce the signal seen by towers and/or degrade it toward being background noise.

    In the air it has a clear line-of-sight to many towers, so the signal is strong at them. And over the considerable distance the additional distance to the next tower makes very little inverse-square-law drop in the signal at the further tower. So with its transmitter turned up to hit the best tower it is heard by may other near-best towers - which must allocate a channel/time-slot for its interference or otherwise have their received signals degraded.

    It's like the way one on-the-ground cellphone might be talking to one tower but chewing up resources on maybe two others. But from the air it's a lot more than two that are affected.

    It will also have to switch across cells much faster than normal.

    It may. But that's mitigated in some systems by a handoff scheme where the phone doesn't get handed off until its signal is degrading.

    But in time-division schemes the motion of the phone relative to the cell means the cell has to keep adjusting which time slot the phone transmits in, which has much the same effect. And its motion from cell to cell also means all the cells its starting to affect have to adjust the rest of their herds of operating phones to work around its presence - and keep adjusting as it keeps moving rapidly and thus requires different workarounds.

    This could be mitigated by adding an upward-facing antenna to a sparse subset of the cells. Then these would be the "best" cells as seen by an airborne phone. The link there would also be stronger so the phone's transmitter could be turned down to the point that it doesn't bother the ground-aimed antennas of the nearby cells. (Those farther away would have it "in their sights" - but with the signal attenuated by the great distance.)

    Perhaps, if the regulators allow cellphone use in aircraft (without an in-aircraft cell), the cellphone network operators will do exactly that.

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  55. Lying airlines (Anybody Try to use one ...) by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Tough to keep a signal at 500 kts and 36000 ft.

    These concerns are between the cell-phone users and their service-providers. Governments and airlines need not interfere. The etiquette (or lack thereof) of chatting for hours is similar.

    Airlines and the governments have been lying through their teethes to us on this and other matters for a long time... It is good thing, someone is finally breaking ranks:

    Please switch off all mobile phones, since they can interfere with the aircraft's navigation systems. At least, that's what you've always been told. The real reason to switch them off is because they interfere with mobile networks on the ground, but somehow that doesn't sound quite so good. On most flights a few mobile phones are left on by mistake, so if they were really dangerous we would not allow them on board at all, if you think about it. We will have to come clean about this next year, when we introduce in-flight calling across the Veritas fleet. At that point the prospect of taking a cut of the sky-high calling charges will miraculously cause our safety concerns about mobile phones to evaporate.
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    1. Re:Lying airlines (Anybody Try to use one ...) by mattcasters · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Even if 500 people on a plane used their cell-phones at the same time, I'm sure the signal strength would be far less than that being emitted by all the cell phone towers at the airports themselves.

      This is Slashdot so obviously I have absolutely no numbers to back that up :-)

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  56. Re:Cell phones are not a major threat to air safet by ve3oat · · Score: 0

    And if they do allow cell phone (transmitter) use without causing interference to aircraft nav/comms, will they please then allow me to use my GPS (receiver)?

  57. Re:Mother#$%^ing cellphones on a Mother#$%^ing pla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The problem already exists in the form of passengers talking to other passengers. I'm sure the solution to that one ("Excuse me, I'm really tired and I'd like to get some sleep, can you keep it down please?") will work fine for the cell phone users too. If you're too timid to speak up, don't blame the guy who doesn't even know you're bothered.

  58. MOD PARENT WAY UP by srussia · · Score: 1

    Just lacking the obligatory Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidetone/

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  59. Yes, they do by ceep · · Score: 1

    Actually, cellphones do endanger planes. So do other electronic devices. This is well document but generally ignored.

    Here's my longer explanation for those interested:

    http://www.imp-detail.org/archive.php?apid=107#107
    http://www.imp-detail.org/archive.php?apid=112#112

    The post that bananaendian references here, while pompous and belligerent, appears to represent an opinion rather than informed fact. The final shot of that post, "I'm an avionics technician and I teach this stuff. I'm also radio amateur and electronics warfare instructor so I kind of work with RF on a daily basis," doesn't necessarily prove that the poster has a solid understanding of these particular issues. FWIW, I spent two years working for the FAA with the NAVAIDS we're discussing here. If you really are familiar with electronic warfare, you have no doubt that it's trivial to totally hose the avionics on a commercial aircraft. The posts I referenced above represent my personal experiences working for the FAA, as well as the personal experiences of commercial pilots as reported to NASA's ASRS (Aviation Safety Reporting System).

    Regulatory actions by the FAA, like those in other federal agencies, are often held hostage to uninformed public opinion. So far they've held fast on this particular rule, and I hope that (if nothing else) it stays in place.

    1. Re:Yes, they do by bananaendian · · Score: 1

      pompous and belligerent, eh? hey dude, this is slashdot!

      Your FAA experience and ASRS represent the uninformed opinion here. You dare question my opinion with that 'Implementation' garbage of yours? They are based on actual measurements with the Airforces Material Command electronics warfare cave as well as a throughout knowledge and experience of measuring and fixing board level avionics packages. My opinion is based on laws of physics - not on some speculation implied from some statistics.

      It's very simple. Consumer electronics in modern commercial aircraft cabin aren't allowed to interfere with avionics. There's all kinds of internal structures between the passenger and the avionics bay and your silly diagrams of mobile phone signal going through the floor and into the antenna cable are just silly. It's silly because I've measured it and it doesn't work! It doesn't work because the antenna cables have been shielded and properly connected.

      Your reference to an anecdote of Piper Cherokee test flight having problems with GPS while the pilot used a mobile is just silly. What do you expect from a navigation system that was never ever meant or designed for flight critical navaid for aviation use! And that stupid Cherokee isn't exactly a commercial jet. It probably had a Garmin 430 with a RG-58 antenna cable to the top of the cabin with poor connections. Of course the GPS signal is going to be blocked by interference. But as you and me know very well, that is exactly the reason why planes like Cherokee's aren't certified for precision landing using GPS. I challenge you to go and do the same in a 737 using Collins GPS unit and with antenna cables installed by certified avionics technician and tested for external emissions hardness. Good luck with that one.

      "a 2 watt mobile phone can have RF signals of around 15 v/m at 0.5m!", "Emissions at the operating frequency were as high as 60dB over the airplane equipment emission limits"

      Who's the one here frothing uninformed garbage? You clearly have zero knowledge of RF-engineering. It's sad that the FAA is influenced by such wacko lobby websites as yours but fortunately this means here in Europe we can spearhead this technology while you argue over such sensationalist mumbo-jumbo...

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    2. Re:Yes, they do by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      BananaEndian:

      You're right about this being extensively tested. Two colleagues of mine did a sizeable amount of this sort of testing. An 8' square shack mounted on a hoist, filled with racks and gear to where there was barely room for 2 people, incredibly long damn days being moved up/down/left/right outside of a stationary jet, bombarding the aircraft with all sorts of RF from every possible angle on an airfield in Arizona. Their tone when they talk about that project always brought to mind the last Death March coding project I endured.

      Admittedly, I *don't* know which aircraft these two friends tested. But, what you referred to as 'front-door' risks were found, they can be reproduced in-cabin by a handheld HAM-license transciever and they're capable of altering instrument readings enough to be devastating at times, including during landing. Frankly, the reason I don't know more is because they didn't *talk* about specifics here, in a way that mirrored how they didn't talk about specifics whenever they weren't allowed due to nondisclosure contracts or government classification. (Please, don't swerve into this side topic; I don't honestly know if any of this was classified or not).

      So, and I apologize if this is rude, but have you been hired to do this specific sort of extensive testing by Boeing, the US government, or whoever?

      Because these friend of mine have. And they didn't walk away *SURE* that this sort of thing was impossible. They walked away knowing that interference was profoundly difficult, rare, had narrow frequencies that affected the specific plane... and possible. They had complete confidence that cellphone use wasn't likely to hit all those at once, but they didn't think it was technically feasible/possible to test all the scenarios to guarantee that a stray harmonic out of some personal device wasn't going to cause trouble. They both would routinely insist that they agreed with cellphones being turned off, since that incredibly thin chance still existed.

      Yeah, I think uninformed nontechs are the bane of all science policy rhetoric in the world today. But saying NEVER-NEVER like you do is itself a bad thing. And I believe airlines will always seek to exploit this financially. But I also recognize the great senator from WTF, the honorable Mr. Murphy. Stray RF from laptops, cellphones, and PDA's introduce a tiny risk, but that turning these devices off during high-risk times (esp. when landing) is an acceptable amount of discomfort to avoid the problem.

      At some point, in-flight cellular might be allowed, and my nontech opinion is that a picocell helps because it'll dial back the adaptive transmitters in cell phones to minimize their ability to punch thru and cause problems. But I wager it'll be as restricted as smoking and laptops. Risk Management (which *is* my day job) is entirely about balancing the small inconvenience of turning off a few hundred RF emitters for twenty minutes at each end of a flight against the fiery, screamin' deaths of a couple hundred people.

      (there, I think I've edited out all the always's and nevers and such. And I'm out of time)

    3. Re:Yes, they do by ceep · · Score: 1

      pompous and belligerent, eh? hey dude, this is slashdot!

      Fair enough, I concede that point :)

      Your FAA experience and ASRS represent the uninformed opinion here.

      The ASRS reports represent actual experiences by actual pilots. Whether or not the pilots have degrees in engineering isn't relevant, if they're accurately reporting the conditions they've seen. That's the point of ASRS.

      You dare question my opinion with that 'Implementation' garbage of yours? They are based on actual measurements with the Airforces Material Command electronics warfare cave as well as a throughout knowledge and experience of measuring and fixing board level avionics packages. My opinion is based on laws of physics - not on some speculation implied from some statistics.

      The 'Implementation garbage' of which you speak creates an informed opinion. Perhaps you don't understand what my role was, but my opionions are based on actual measurements taken from actual PEDs on actual airplanes, not in some contrived testing environment. These measurements were also based on the laws of physics. The statistics are just backup.

      It's very simple. Consumer electronics in modern commercial aircraft cabin aren't allowed to interfere with avionics. There's all kinds of internal structures between the passenger and the avionics bay and your silly diagrams of mobile phone signal going through the floor and into the antenna cable are just silly. It's silly because I've measured it and it doesn't work! It doesn't work because the antenna cables have been shielded and properly connected.

      Oh, and will you arrest the laptop that doesn't comply with FCC Part 15 rules? The fact is that consumer devices aren't "allowed" to interfere with avionics, but sometimes they do anyway - because of design flaws, or because of equipment flaws. That's why unintentional radiators have to be taken into account in design.
      My "silly" diagrams are meant to illustrate a point. The cabin floor of a commercial aircraft isn't a Faraday barrier that blocks all EMI from the passenger cabin. I don't know how your measurements were taken, but surely you agree that subtle changes, such as slightly different antenna cable lengths, can affect results. All of these things are tightly specified, but in "real life" nothing is perfect (not even your testing conditions).

      Your reference to an anecdote of Piper Cherokee test flight having problems with GPS while the pilot used a mobile is just silly. What do you expect from a navigation system that was never ever meant or designed for flight critical navaid for aviation use! And that stupid Cherokee isn't exactly a commercial jet. It probably had a Garmin 430 with a RG-58 antenna cable to the top of the cabin with poor connections. Of course the GPS signal is going to be blocked by interference. But as you and me know very well, that is exactly the reason why planes like Cherokee's aren't certified for precision landing using GPS. I challenge you to go and do the same in a 737 using Collins GPS unit and with antenna cables installed by certified avionics technician and tested for external emissions hardness. Good luck with that one.

      The anectdotal reference of the Piper Cherokee test flight was meant to point out the fact that GPS (for example) using a different set of frequencies than cell phones doesn't mean that cell phones are not capable of interfering with GPS. You're correct that the navigational systems on a Piper Cherokee are vastly different than those on a 737. However, even in a modern, well-designed aircraft, there are places for stray signals to enter the system. FAA requirements state that avionics systems with catastrophic or hazardous failure modes have to be "immune" to back-door coupling, but a) nothing is perfect, and b) less critical systems do not share this requirement.

    4. Re:Yes, they do by ceep · · Score: 1

      You're right about this being extensively tested. Two colleagues of mine did a sizeable amount of this sort of testing. An 8' square shack mounted on a hoist, filled with racks and gear to where there was barely room for 2 people, incredibly long damn days being moved up/down/left/right outside of a stationary jet, bombarding the aircraft with all sorts of RF from every possible angle on an airfield in Arizona. Their tone when they talk about that project always brought to mind the last Death March coding project I endured.

      Admittedly, I *don't* know which aircraft these two friends tested. But, what you referred to as 'front-door' risks were found, they can be reproduced in-cabin by a handheld HAM-license transceiver and they're capable of altering instrument readings enough to be devastating at times, including during landing. Frankly, the reason I don't know more is because they didn't *talk* about specifics here, in a way that mirrored how they didn't talk about specifics whenever they weren't allowed due to nondisclosure contracts or government classification. (Please, don't swerve into this side topic; I don't honestly know if any of this was classified or not). It's been extensively tested by several parties, including Boeing, the FCC, the FAA, and NASA, as well as several groups at universities affiliated with the IEEE. There have been no peer-reviewed tests concluding that it's impossible for PEDs to interfere with aircraft systems. On the contrary, there are demonstrated risks and identifiable pathways for interference and foreseeable consequences.

      Because these friend of mine have. And they didn't walk away *SURE* that this sort of thing was impossible. They walked away knowing that interference was profoundly difficult, rare, had narrow frequencies that affected the specific plane... and possible. They had complete confidence that cellphone use wasn't likely to hit all those at once, but they didn't think it was technically feasible/possible to test all the scenarios to guarantee that a stray harmonic out of some personal device wasn't going to cause trouble. They both would routinely insist that they agreed with cellphones being turned off, since that incredibly thin chance still existed. Again, the ASRS reports (uninformed as bananaendian seems to think they are) back this up: there are occasions when PEDs interfere with avionics. In any of the examples I cited from the ASRS, there is a scenario where the ending could have been much less happy: a TCAS-directed climb into another aircraft, a landing in low-visibility conditions that misses a runway ... the consequences are clear.

      Yeah, I think uninformed nontechs are the bane of all science policy rhetoric in the world today. I take it you're referring to me, though (as an EE who has seen these very tests performed at the FAA) in fact I am actually informed on this topic. Thanks.

      At some point, in-flight cellular might be allowed, and my nontech opinion is that a picocell helps because it'll dial back the adaptive transmitters in cell phones to minimize their ability to punch thru and cause problems. But I wager it'll be as restricted as smoking and laptops. Risk Management (which *is* my day job) is entirely about balancing the small inconvenience of turning off a few hundred RF emitters for twenty minutes at each end of a flight against the fiery, screamin' deaths of a couple hundred people. And risk management is what this is all about. But since this is a public arena, everyone can't choose their own level of risk: the FAA has to decide what level of risk is acceptable for everyone in this country, and set the limits accordingly. That's where the uncertainty becomes important. Do you want someone who is so sure of themselves to make those rules? I don't.
    5. Re:Yes, they do by Coffee.RF · · Score: 1

      Well Ceep, you've certainly acquired an impressive amount of anecdotal knowledge on the subject so I'll give you some credit. But I would like to challenge you to explain how, in a commercial aircraft, a 1900MHz or 800MHz, digital mobile phone (i.e. CDMA, GSM, UMTS) would interfere with oh let's say GS, ILS or VOR. Take your pick and engineer away... Preferably with something real, like the IF Frequency of 'X' is jammed by an errant VCO bleeding through the front end of 'Y'... As an EE, you get my drift. The fact is, yes, these error conditions can happen mathematically, but your much, much, much more likely to be affected by natural weather phenomenon, or the guy with the flu that sneezed on your seat during the previous flight segment. :-) BTW and FWIW; every paper I've seen suggesting reducing the the restrictions on use of PED's suggests allowing the use 'in flight' only, i.e. not during takeoff or approach. So, even if issues were to arise, any aircrew would be able to compensate with no danger to the aircraft.

    6. Re:Yes, they do by ceep · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I'm focusing on anecdotes mainly because on paper, it's easy to say something is "possible" or "impossible" or "unlikely" but in real life, especially given the subtle complexities of RF, we are often surprised by things that are "unlikely." I would start by pointing again to the graph here: http://www.imp-detail.org/images/gps.gif. What it's showing there is a stray harmonic from a GSM phone (1900MHz in this case ... I'm looking for that particular paper, because it was a very good paper, but seem to have lost it. If I find it again I'll post a link here) that overlaps the GPS band. There's a similar story I mentioned regarding a post made to the FAA's Technical Exchange Record (TEX-TACR-04-3, 15 October 2004) where an 2.4GHz wireless camera was knocka mountaintop radar facility (ARSR) about 7.5 miles away offline - the camera was creating a -10dB harmonic in the L band (the facility operated in a window of around 980-1085MHz) that was enough to cause the radar to disregard all inputs as spurious.

      In both of these cases, the result was a piece of equipment not functioning at all. What's more worrisome is something like a GPS, ILS, or VOR operating but being slightly wrong. This can happen for several reasons ... when something goes wrong it can lead to an "HMI event" (Hazardously Misleading Information).

      In a nutshell, a VOR works like this: VOR stations are ground-based transmitters in known locations which repeatedly broadcast 2 simultaneous signal pulses. The first signal is an omnidirectional reference containing the station's identity, and the second signal is swept rapidly (around 30 rps) through 360 degrees at such a rate that the signals are in phase at magnetic north and 180 degrees out of phase to the south. By measuring the phase angle between the two signals, aircraft listening to a VOR station can compute their radial (the compass angle formed by the direct vector to the VOR station and magnetic north) to no worse than 1.4 degrees. Aircraft location can be computed via angulation using two VOR stations.

      The two broad classifications of interference that affect a VOR are known as type A and type B. Type A interference is associated with radiation at frequencies in the aeronautical radio navigation bands caused by intermodulation or other spurious emissions and other out of band radiation. Type B interference is associated with radiation originating at frequencies within other bands - this type of interference is caused by non-linearities in the ILS/VOR receiver and by desensitization. Type B interference is of note here because a pair of RF sources may cause intermodulation effects within the first stages of the aircraft's receivers (this has been an issue in FM radio stations broadcasting at the upper FM band, which ends just where the VOR's band begins. FM broadcast towers transmit with relatively high power outputs, but we can view that as a proof of concept, although given the proximity of the frequency ranges it's not necessarily a good one.)

      Most consumer electronics such as cell phones or computers (laptop computers especially, since low size and weight requirements result in skimping on RF shielding) are both intentional radiators (i.e. 802.11b wireless devices) and unintentional radiators. In particular, most digital electronic devices today have internal clocks; repetitive digital signals such as these clocks are rich with harmonics that can extend well into the GHz range. The FCC regulations for unintentional radiators are intended to prevent interference with things like nearby television or broadcast radio receivers, but nothing more. FAA limits (for equipment installed on commercial aircraft) are around 1000 times lower than commercial limits.

      External cables and shielding discontinuities are the most common sources for EMI, but secondary antennas, like internal cables or even traces on PC boards, can also contribute to emissi

    7. Re:Yes, they do by Coffee.RF · · Score: 1

      I have to hand it to you, that is way more than I would have written this close to Christmas, you must have had all your shopping done! :-)

      I'm intrigued by the chart that you link to, as I know a T. Nguyen and am curious if this is some of his handy work from a previous life... One thing that is not obvious from the chart is the distance at which the measurement is made... A -55dBm signal at the center frequency of the C/A GPS band is disconcerting, if made at a standard of 3 meters, but if this is a near field measurement, I'm not so worried.... (btw, I wouldn't call that a stray harmonic, that's broad band noise!)

      Perhaps it is just a matter of semantics, but there is no "pulse" involved in the signaling for VOR. It is simply an integration of two signals using FM and AM modulation techniques. To be overly simple about it; with a center freq between 108 and 117.95 MHz, a 30Hz 'reference' signal is FM modulated onto a 9960Hz 'carrier' which is then AM modulated by another 'varying' 30Hz signal. The receiver 'simply' applies a Phase Lock Loop on the 'reference' and compares the 'varying' signal. The difference in phase is indicated as the 'radial' or direction to the VOR station. The 'To' and 'From' indication is derived off of the signals being above or below 180 degrees out of phase.

      I think you would agree that good old fashioned FM is fairly immune to transient interference. If not, just kick on your FM radio during your next thunderstorm and see how much static you get around a lightning bolt, then switch over to AM....

      Unlike most modern digital radios (WiFi/Cellular) aviation radios still tend to be super heterodyne designs, or at least they where when I stepped out of the business... This gives them much better selectivity, or image rejection, and makes it even harder for transient signal to impact the functionality of the radio.

      So, now we have to figure out how to make a cell phone interfere with the VOR... Let's try for a worst case scenario, of the user being seated in the cabin directly above the VOR antenna, or nearest the cabin. Either way, the cell phone would have to create an interfering signal between 108 and 117.95MHz, strong enough to overcome the signal present at the VOR antenna. Since devices run low power 3.3 volt, or lower, logic these days, I think we can safely preclude digital switching noise from the realm of possibility.

      As phones go these days that is actually in the realm of the CPU clock frequency. As far as I know, every wireless technology has gone with 'direct conversion' operation these days, so there really is no analog 'mixing' to produce traditional harmonics. Also, all phones have at least a ceramic filter in the front-end, typical is to have the 800MHz and 1900MHz pass bands. Not to mention that the PA and all of the feeding circuits are tuned to those frequencies...

      So, we end up needing a device that is significantly malfunctioning, to be putting sufficient power between 108-117.95MHz into a PA that is not designed to transmit there, and we need it to be 'stable' enough to actually interfere with the 'varying' 30Hz signal from the VOR station and not be rejected as random noise.

      Obviously, it is within the real of possibility, but certainly at the edges.

      However, before we get all worked up about planes falling out of the sky, let's try to keep in mind that people actually flew aircraft before any of these technologies where around. In fact, most pilots I know still look out the window when they fly! The point being, there are well trained crews at the helm of these airships, and should something go awry with their electronics, they are more than capable of dealing with it. Think about it, they can lose the entire navigation rack, ALL of it, and all they need to do is reach down to that air traffic controller and ask for a vector. They still land the plane by looking out the window.

      In the end, the only thing I would actually be concerned about is messing with air to ground communication

  60. Argh! by macshome · · Score: 1

    Aircraft are the last refuge against idiots blathering constantly on cell phones. Hopefully they won't allow BT headsets too.

  61. No sidetone? by kalleguld · · Score: 2, Informative

    All my phones have had sidetones (at least if I've gotten the term right). Have you ever tried blowing into the mic on your cell? Then you can easily hear the sidetone.

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  62. cell phones on 11 Sept 2001 by bkedersha · · Score: 0

    Sorry, bu the Solicitor General's wife called from her cell on the plane that went into the Pentagon. Strange how they never found anything of the plane? There is no recording of her call.

  63. Yes, and it could have been disasterous by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    My wife, trained at the graduate level in statistics, took an Airbus 319 on a flight out of OAK in 2005. Once the plane was airborne, it started "wobbling badly" (my wife's term). The captain came on the P.A. and commanded that whoever had their cell phone on should turn it off immediately. Very soon thereafter, the wobbling stopped.

    A319s, I believe, were not designed with shielding against RF interference of the cell-phone-in-the-passenger-compartment kind. Off is always safest, at least on takeoff and landing.

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  64. Simple solution by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    "Smoking or non-smoking?" You don't get that choice anymore since the airlines woke up to the fact that it's rude and unhealthy to smoke in the presence of non-smokers.

    "Cellphone or non-cellphone?" Cabins can be seperated into the 'my call is important and look at me I've got tons of friends' brigade and those who don't want to hear it. Then they'll figure out that cellphone users on planes are annoying assholes who should be consigned to the history books just like the in-flight smokers.

    Just because something is technically feasible doesn't mean its desirable.

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  65. How did the people on 911 use cell phones? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    How did the people on the hijacked 911 (2001) planes use cell phones, if they are only now putting the technology into planes to be able to use them in 2006?

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  66. then why do they have to install new equipment? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    If it's alwyas been allowed, then why do they have to install new equipment?

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    1. Re:then why do they have to install new equipment? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Possibly to make it more reliable at cruising altitudes, and when passing areas that are otherwise unserviced.