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Microsoft Looks To Refuel Talks With Yahoo

froggero1 writes "The New York Post is reporting that Microsoft wants to rekindle the takeover talks with Yahoo. According to the article, Yahoo! has repeatability turned away their offers, but Microsoft hopes that a lucrative 50 billion dollar offer will bring them back to the table. This move would increase Microsoft's web search market share to roughly 38%."

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  1. holy crap by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1, Redundant

    $50,000,000,000 seems like a lot for yahoo

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    1. Re:holy crap by TodMinuit · · Score: 1

      What makes you say that? Look at all the traffic Yahoo and it's sub-sites get.

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    2. Re:holy crap by thrillseeker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What makes you say that? Look at all the traffic Yahoo and it's sub-sites get.

      If all that traffic was generating sufficient revenue and not trending strongly down post-Google then Yahoo wouldn't be for sale.

    3. Re:holy crap by TodMinuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yahoo isn't for sale. Microsoft wants Yahoo and is waving huge dump trucks full of money around in front of Yahoo HQ.

      And I don't think most of Yahoo's sites have been trending downwards, the exception being their search engine, of course.

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    4. Re:holy crap by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      Starts to make Google's Doubleclick purchase look like a steal eh?

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    5. Re:holy crap by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wonder how much additional it'll cost to convert Yahoo's BSD servers to Windows. Remember how long (and how many failed attempts) there were to convert HotMail from Solaris?

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    6. Re:holy crap by mknewman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Market cap for YHOO is 44.99 billion, so $50b is in line, 10% or so premium.

    7. Re:holy crap by fellip_nectar · · Score: 0

      Especially if you use the British interpretation of 'billion'. $50,000,000,000,000

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    8. Re:holy crap by badasscat · · Score: 2, Informative

      $50,000,000,000 seems like a lot for yahoo

      It's not a lot for Yahoo, but it's a lot for Microsoft. Yes, even Microsoft.

      Despite their huge revenue and profits, Microsoft currently "only" has $25 billion in the bank. So they couldn't do a straight purchase of Yahoo, they'd have to do a stock swap and maybe some borrowing, which would be a merger rather than a takeover. (In fact, that's how I'm seeing it described in other news reports.) It wouldn't be MS swallowing up Yahoo and dictating who stays and who goes. It would be some of Yahoo and some of MS mixed together.

      I can't see that this is what MS would want. This is not how they do business. They're not going to let some Yahoo schlub come in and take over Steve Ballmer's job, and they're not going to want a situation where Yahoo's Hotjobs division is suddenly leading the development of MS Office. But these are the kinds of weird things that happen in mergers.

      I think it's more likely that they'll try to do some sort of exclusive search deal with them, where Yahoo searches are done through Windows Live. This would still be a huge deal because Yahoo's invested a lot in their search tech over the past few years (as has MS). So you're probably still talking a multi-billion dollar deal here. But it's one way the two companies could join forces against Google without an outright merger.

    9. Re:holy crap by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      In fairness, every publicly traded company is for sale. It's just a matter of finding a price/offer the shareholders can't pass up.

    10. Re:holy crap by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Remember how long (and how many failed attempts) there were to convert HotMail from Solaris? No, because HotMail was also run on FreeBSD, not Solaris. Microsoft, at least, not have some experience switching from FreeBSD to Windows.

      If this purchase goes ahead, it would be a shame for FreeBSD, since Yahoo employs half a dozen people to work on FreeBSD full time, who might well no longer exist after a Microsoft buy-out.

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    11. Re:holy crap by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      It's possible that Microsoft could borrow the money. They easily have the resources, and given then high gross revenue (and profit, for that matter) some of the larger financial instruments might have interest in loaning them the money.

      It wouldn't be a bad deal to ride (as a bank) on Microsoft's back.

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    12. Re:holy crap by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      Well, according to this the web end was FreeBSD and the backend (mail servers) was Solaris, so we were both right.

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    13. Re:holy crap by cyclopropene · · Score: 4, Informative

      Market cap for YHOO is 44.99 billion, so $50b is in line, 10% or so premium. That's the market cap after news of the potential takeover made it out and the share price rose ~18%. The market cap yesterday was ~38 billion.
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    14. Re:holy crap by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft's market capitalisation is $291.69B (according to Google). If they spent their cash reserves, they would have to raise another $25bn, which is around 8.6% of their market capitalisation. It doesn't seem unreasonable that they could borrow this much. The resulting company would, at a rough approximation, be valued at around $335bn, so would have a debt of about 7.5% of its total value, which is not particularly high.

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    15. Re:holy crap by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      I really hope Yahoo doesn't cave, it would suck to have to change the email I've been using for the last 10 years. :(

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    16. Re:holy crap by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Microsoft currently "only" has $25 billion [yahoo.com] in the bank
      Well, that's what Yahoo say about that. I'm sure MSN Finance says Microsoft has 1 trillion-gazillion dollars, if not more.
    17. Re:holy crap by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you won't have to, they'll either keep Yahoo email separate for a while or integrate it smoothly enough that they won't lose any customers.

    18. Re:holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Financing a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo with equity would simply mean that YHOO shareholders would be paid in MSFT shares, rather than in cash. It would still be a case of Microsoft taking over Yahoo, and Microsoft could indeed launch a hostile takeover, paid for with MSFT shares, and then sack the entire Yahoo management staff (which would be a monumentally stupid idea, but is theoretically possible).

      The issue of a merger or takeover has more to do with the relative sizes of the companies than with how the merger/takeover is financed. Microsoft's market value is about six times the proopsed price for Yahoo, so no matter how the deal is financed, it's nothing close to a combination of equals, and Microsoft will be in the driving seat.

    19. Re:holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they have large ad revenues from non-search ads. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6619767.stm

    20. Re:holy crap by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Wonder how much additional it'll cost to convert Yahoo's BSD servers to Windows. Remember how long (and how many failed attempts) there were to convert HotMail from Solaris? Yahoo is recently said (opendns.com press release) to have 250 million active mailboxes, I wonder if there is a single MS Solution that can handle it.

      Call me mad but I don't believe hotmail is entirely MS technology based. Yes, still.

      Yahoo is planet's largest mail provider, check http://www.senderbase.org/ operated by Cisco/Ironport. Ignore the botnet heavens there of course :)
    21. Re:holy crap by Nullav · · Score: 1

      How the first post can be modded redundant is beyond me.

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    22. Re:holy crap by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Even so, that's beside the point - I _won't_ rely on an email service that MS 0wns. ;-)

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  2. Of couse by otacon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because if you try at something several times and fail every time, just buy a successful one.

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    1. Re:Of couse by vought · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microhoo.

      Yahsoft.

      I fail to see how this creates anything but more headaches and "me-too" problems for Microsoft - but it does confirm for me (if not Netcraft!) that Microsoft has a serious problem when it comes to creating new ideas and following through on them.

      I used to joke about Microsoft buying all of it's new ideas - but this is a rather bigger problem. Once they buy Yahoo, do they transition it into a new form of MSN, thereby killing everything that was cool about Yahoo? Or do they un-MSN the current Microsoft web properties?

      The problem Microsoft has is that when it comes to finding information and using the web to share information, Google has the most useful tools for the largest number of people. Buying a languishing Yahoo won't magically make Microsoft popular.

      Biggest doesn't win here - subjectively best does.

    2. Re:Of couse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Biggest doesn't win here - subjectively best does."

      Many of the folks I see seem to act as if "first" or "largest" are the signs of a "winner"..., perhaps,... because....

      Also, I very much like (and agree with) the word "subjectively." Sometimes (often?), we assume that what is "most familiar" is "simpler."

      Learning is (sometimes) about discovering new paths within ourselves,... and, then, gently projecting them outside.

      Finally, MS has been an amazingly successful lone hunter corporation. Is business necessarily cannibalistic?

    3. Re:Of couse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Microsoft has a serious problem when it comes to creating new ideas

      When has MS _ever_ created a new idea ?

      BASIC ? - theirs was just an implentation of DEC's BASIC

      DOS ? - just a clone of CP/M

      Windows ? - copying Mac, GEM and others

      Excel ? - from Visicalc, supercalc, Lotus123

      XBox ? - It wasn't even MS's first console design

      Zune ? - It wasn't even MS's

      VB ? - bought in product

      MSC ? - bought in product

      Frint Page ? - bought in product

      HotMail ? - bought in company

      BOB ? - OK, _that_ one was a 'new idea', by Bill's wife.

  3. Too easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely such a move would be too easy for companies like Google and Ask.com to block via. anti-trust laws? Neither Microsoft nor Yahoo! can really be expecting Google to sit by and say "Oh, that's nice." to such a move, do they?

    1. Re:Too easy? by otacon · · Score: 5, Funny

      You would hope Google would have something to say. If Google doesn't quit counting their money and building Ferris wheels and bumper cars in employee break rooms someone is going to catch up and take them down a peg or two.

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    2. Re:Too easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Google, I would be happy to see this deal go through. A merger of such a magnitude is very likely to result in failure. Can you imagine the amount of work needed to just get things working together between these teams? The culture, the priorities, their bosses, everything changing overnight is hard to digest. Most mergers fail. The ones that go well are generally 'focused' : The acquiring company wants one of the following a. customers or b. technology. A merger which tries to merge many things at once does not go well at all. A lot of talent from both microsoft and yahoo will leave - and go where? You bet - google - they are hiring like crazy. Putting two brilliant teams together doesn't always work there has to be a culture fit.

    3. Re:Too easy? by darkuncle · · Score: 1

      hee ... that's the most I've laughed at a /. post in recent memory. Excellent choice of words, sir. :)

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  4. Indeed... by locokamil · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I repeatability wonder why the grammar is so poor in Slashdot articles.

    1. Re:Indeed... by 32Na · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they need an accountabillibuddy to check things for them!

    2. Re:Indeed... by locokamil · · Score: 1

      Accountibilibuddies are unreliable though... they often seem to shoot themselves for no reason at all.

  5. In other news by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The NY Post says that John Kerry will pick Dick Gephart as his running mate.

  6. So which is it, 27 or 38 percent? by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to the article:

    As it stands now, a deal between Microsoft and Yahoo! would up the combined companies' share of the all-important search advertising market to 27 percent against Google's 65 percent.

    I figure that it would be around 30% either way and falling.

  7. Increase share? by djones101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You assume that people will stick with Yahoo! after M$ takes it over.

    1. Re:Increase share? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      If they pay $50 million then you will have to drop the M$ and use something like Yah!

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    2. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "You assume that people will stick with Yahoo! after M$ takes it over."

      Sure they will, people reasoning like you are rare and few on the whole, but I know, you can get a different perspective if you spend most of your time here on slashdot.

    3. Re:Increase share? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Bah! delete my replacement of o in Yahoo! with euro signs why dont you.

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    4. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well,
      I do use Yahoo for email, but may drop that if they are bought out by M$.
      So the GP is not alone in his/her thinking.

    5. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      CmdrTaco hasn't got the hang of that tricky "Unicode" thing. Any byte with the high bit set must be some evil plot to hack Slashcode.

    6. Re:Increase share? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ¥ahoo would work a lot better. Lets just hope slashdot doesn't remove the Yen sign.

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    7. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, that makes two of you basement dwellers.

    8. Re:Increase share? by fermion · · Score: 1

      I know. With googles take over of doubleclick, i was wondering if I should move back to yahoo. If MS takes over yahoo, should we be looking to see what altavista is up to?

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    9. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget yourself!

    10. Re:Increase share? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've already sent a letter to Yahoo support stating if this happens I am closing all of my accounts and switching entirely to Google as my new portal. I created a Hotmail account about 2 months before Microsoft announced they were purchasing it. When I found out I contacted Hotmail and insisted they close my account before the turnover and they said they couldn't do that because they didn't have the ability to delete accounts. I switched to Yahoo because at the time I was changing ISPs pretty regularly and getting tired of sending out change of email address emails. Unlike many of the comments I see here I rarely have any problems with Yahoo. I would hate to lose Yahoo as a viable choice. Remember, even "do no evil" Google without a good alternative choice could start to stagnate without competition.

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    11. Re:Increase share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a basement dweller, er wait, My apartment is on the ground floor though it is half underground, what does that make me? er wait, don't answer that either.

    12. Re:Increase share? by hostyle · · Score: 1

      wow. you must take emails really seriously. how about /. replies?

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    13. Re:Increase share? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      You assume that people will stick with Yahoo! after M$ takes it over. I remember back in the day, when Hotmail got purchased by Microsoft, I logged in to my account and asked them how to cancel account as they are taken over by MS. They replied the account is deleted if I don't login for 3 months or so.

      Now right when I heard this story, I tried to remember which option was "cancel yahoo account" and how many critical e-mail (e.g. software update) I am subscribed via my @yahoo.com address

      Some of us use Yahoo because it tries to be platform independent, rather reliable and especially not operated by Microsoft.

      I am a Yahoo user since the accounts introduced and it is first time I considered getting rid of it.
    14. Re:Increase share? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      What I take seriously is Microsoft's business practices and ethics.

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  8. Not just grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Facts are also in question. Where does it say MS is offering $50 billion?

    From the FA:

    The new approach follows an offer Microsoft made to acquire Yahoo! a few months ago, sources said. But Yahoo! spurned the advances of the Redmond, Wash.-based software giant. Wall Street sources put a roughly $50 billion price tag on Yahoo!.

    1. Re:Not just grammar by Fastball · · Score: 2, Informative

      The article may not say MSFT is offering $50 billion, but the Associated Press article notes that the offer could be worth $50 billion. So an exact offer has not been announced, but Yahoo's market cap is about $45 billion, so a $50 billion offer would sound about right.

  9. Re:Yahoo should talk to my girlfriend by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    *sigh* I really wish people would stop referring to their hands as girlfriends. I'm quite sure its not a very mentally healthy thing to be doing so on teh innernets.

  10. Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by pieterh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, so presumably a large chunk of the $50bn will be in paper, not cash, but this is a good answer to those who say that Microsoft's $50bn in cash guarantees that they will be around for a long time.

    A handful of deals like this, and the money will be gone. Then it's back to actually doing good business, something Microsoft seems awfully bad at these last years.

    If Microsoft do buy Yahoo, it screams "duopoly", but in the long term they will ruin Yahoo's business, and leave the market entirely to Google.

    1. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by Steepe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Leaving ANY market entirely to ANYONE is a bad thing. Google notwithstanding.

      I use google, they are my homepage, I pretty much do ALL of my searches on google, but do I want them to destroy Yahoo and be the only major player in the market? NOPE!

      "Don't be evil" goes out the window quickly when you have all the power.

      If there is no one to compete against, then there is no reason for innovation. They spend that energy they would have spent on search would move elsewhere to try to become Google$

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    2. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A handful of deals like this, and the money will be gone.
      Actually I would have though Google would be much more vulnerable to this sort of scenario. They dont have the reserves or historical revenue MS has so if a few deals go south, the big share price takes a hit and suddenly the bank manager has more reservations, requirements and fees when they want to fund their next acquisition. Fortunately their revenue is increasing quite rapidly so they should be able to build up reserves over the next couple of years (assuming they do have some sort of plan to generate actual revenue out of deals like DoubleClick).
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    3. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by FMota91 · · Score: 0

      Chairs are being thrown out the Windows. News at 11.

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    4. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by achillean · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself, while Microsoft doesn't have much buzz going for its products at this moment, it still makes gobs of money. (Microsofts Annual Report) While you might not approve of how they're doing business, they're still faring very well and won't run out of cash anytime soon.

      Given Yahoo!'s reluctance in the past to enter a deal w/ Microsoft, I also wouldn't be too worried that Microsoft will significantly change the way Yahoo! operates. Of course all of this is pure speculation, but I would presume that as with most major mergers, Yahoo! would remain an independent entity. The last thing they want to do is combine both services and potentially alienate existing customers. They wouldn't focus on bridging existing services, but rather enable future products to work together better.

      It's clear that Microsoft is falling behind in the internet race, and I would welcome a merger between Yahoo! and Microsoft if not only to offer some better competition for Google.

    5. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by maxume · · Score: 1

      Your analysis is simply bad. Microsoft doesn't just have cash reserves, they have ridiculous income. They pull in about $36 billion a year, spend about $20 billion of that operating the company, pay about $5 billion in taxes, and have about $12 billion left to find something to do with. So if you assume that they pay $50 billion and *lose it all*, it would take them 4 or 5 years to make up for it.

      The root of your bad analysis is that you think they don't do good business. You might not like their software and may have a bad opinion of their practices, but as a business, they are, still, simply put, stellar.

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    6. Re:Bang goes MSFT's cash reserve by FutureDomain · · Score: 1

      Google$ Googl€

      There, fixed that for you!
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  11. Too much? by kiracatgirl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe if Microsoft didn't keep trying to dominate every market they see someone else being successful at, they'd be able to do better in the ones that they've been successful at. Such as, I don't know, operating systems? Everything I've heard about Vista is bad; if MS had been focusing on making Vista better (and maybe on time) instead of trying to match everyone else it wouldn't have been such a, well, failure. The attempts to get into said other markets haven't really been a success, either. (Zune, anyone?)

    Microsoft needs to let Yahoo alone and realize that it's not possible to do everything.

    1. Re:Too much? by jorghis · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Everything I've heard about Vista is bad"

      Well duh, look at what website you are visiting. Thats like saying everything you heard about the United States on Al-Jazeera is bad so obviously they deserve to be blown up. Why dont you use it and try to develop your own opinions objectively rather than believing everything you read on an enourmously biased website? There are certainly good and bad elements to Vista, but if you are going to flame them it should at least be based on something better than reading a bunch of negative stuff on slashdot.

    2. Re:Too much? by kimvette · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everything I've heard about Vista is bad;


      Well here are a few good things about it:

          -- Media Center is INCREDIBLE and unlike Myth, it works out of the box
          -- Recording audio is SIMPLE, whereas in Linux, it can be a PITA with some audio chipsets
          -- Hardware support for bleeding-edge hardware (and new-but-not-quite-bleeding-edge-any-more) is fairly good, unlike Linux
          -- the new GUI sure is pretty (but on the other hand, Beryl on Linux is FANTASTIC. KDE + Beryl + Vista-like skin is orgasmic. Beryl provides everything in Linux that Microsoft promised for the Windows GUI but dropped the ball on)

      And, well, that's about it. Why DON'T I run Vista, and why do I choose Linux?

        -- Freedom. I do what I want, when I want, with any media I purchase (mainly DVDs, transcoding them for viewing on my PocketPC or remotely from work)
        -- Freedom. Microsoft cannot illegally revoke my right of first sale on Linux due to too many hardware upgrades, or at whim.
        -- Explorer SUCKS. Give me konqueror's tabbed file browsing and KDE's KIO slaves. fish:// makes working on remote boxes a breeze.
        -- cmd.exe SUCKS (and so does SFU and monad/powershell is better but not great). bash rocks.
        -- *nix is inherently secure, and not an easily-bypassed [cancel] [allow] hack.

      All Microsoft needs to do to win me back as a customer is:

        -- Quit treating paying customers as criminals, especially since it does not stop "pirates" at ALL (read: eliminate activation)
        -- Make it EASY to install an alternate desktop such as KDE, replacing the crappy Explorer
        -- Ease up on the DRM, especially since EVERY Windows alternative, including OS X, are becoming increasingly lax in that regard. DRM should protect the customer's assets from vandals, not block customers from using their own legally-purchased belongings as they see fit.
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    3. Re:Too much? by allscan · · Score: 1

      Lets not forget that one of the major rules of business--and investing for that matter--is to diversify. Suppose I own a hardware company that makes disc drives, and our entire line is built around 5.25 inch drives, that would be stupid. In that case we need to go into other aspects of hardware, 3.5 inch drives or thumb drives, etc. Microsoft is a software company, and search engines are software.

    4. Re:Too much? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is not one person. They can do a whole lot of unrelated things, and if they get the right people they could be the best at them all. The only thing stopping a company from doing a whole lot of things at once is money, and Microsoft has no shortage of that.

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    5. Re:Too much? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      "Everything I've heard about Vista is bad" Well duh, look at what website you are visiting
      The GP said "everything I've heard about Vista", not "Everything I've heard on Slashdot about Vista"

      I can say that everything I have heard about Vista, from a wide variety of sources including Windows users, is bad.

      That is like saying everything you heard about the United States on Al-Jazeera is bad so obviously they deserve to be blown up
      You have never read Al-Jazeera, have you? From what I have seen on their English language site, its no more anti-American than world opinion.
    6. Re:Too much? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "Why dont you use it and try to develop your own opinions objectively rather than believing everything you read on an enourmously biased website?"

      Because he doesn't really have $300+ lying around to buy a new OS he apparently isn't too interested in using? Because installing a brand new OS just because you can serves no real purpose? Because he might read sites other than Slashdot? Because personal, objective opinions are both virtually impossible to have and very frequently of no use? I could keep going with reasons that your suggestion serves no purpose other than to say he should be a good Microsoft customer just for the hell of it, but those seemed to sum it up pretty well.

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    7. Re:Too much? by dc29A · · Score: 1

      -- Make it EASY to install an alternate desktop such as KDE, replacing the crappy Explorer

      As a longtime and now ex LiteStep user, you can replace the Explorer shell very easy. If I recall correctly, it takes about 2 very simple registry key changes (just tell windows what shell to load in the HKLM hive and fire up explorer in separate process). Been a long time since I used LiteStep, so I could have missed a few things.

      To get a popular alternative desktop running on Windows, it needs to stop mimicking Explorer. Stardock's stuff is nice, but it's eye candy on the same old way of using the desktop. KDE is in the same boat, it tries to imitate Explorer too much (yes it has tons of useful features that Explorer lacks).

      Maybe desktop designers need to revisit the ideas of task bar, system tray, desktop icons and whatnot and try to come up with something different. Until then, all desktops do pretty much the same thing with one having better eye candy than other and one having a few extra features that the other lacks.

    8. Re:Too much? by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Microsoft needs to let Yahoo alone and realize that it's not possible to do everything.


      It is if you're General Electric or Proctor and Gamble. Almost everything you buy or use is stamped with GE or PG on it.
    9. Re:Too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment about Al-Jazeera makes you look like a narrow-minded idiot. Or, as the rest of the world would say : a typical american.
      Why don't you switch off Fox news for a while, and start looking around to what's really happening in the world.

    10. Re:Too much? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Agreed.... the only times I ever use KDE are when I'm trying to get somebody who's new to Linux to come to the dark side. :) It's way too windows-like, and while it does have some nice functionality over and above Explorer, whatever happened to keeping things lightweight and zippy? Give me XFCE 4 any day... it's not as light as, say, blackbox, but it's also nowhere near as fugly. I think it strikes a good balance between eye candy and functionality, and is something that MS has never been able to do.

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    11. Re:Too much? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I used to like Gnome, but quickly got sick of gconf, having to recompile to make configuration changes to the GUI, and Nautilus is a clone of Windows' file explorer.

      KDE is NOTHING like Windows. If anything, Gnome is closer to Windows' usability paradigm than KDE is. KDE is far more flexible, and allows for more productivity. When I have to work in Windows I feel crippled because of the lack of tabbed browsing, having to use filezilla or winscp to download files THEN do what I need to do an upload them. It is less flexible, plus having to open multiple instances of explorer clutters the desktop. Nautilus is similar in that regard.

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    12. Re:Too much? by rfunches · · Score: 1

      It is if you're General Electric or Proctor and Gamble.

      GE is trying to sell its plastics unit, IIRC, and the company has a history of selling off underperforming units rather than preserving the kitchen sink. Yes, it is possible for a company to do everything, but clearly it is not profitable to do so.

    13. Re:Too much? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So, given that, why are all of their products weak sauce? They might be popular, but they're sure not very good...

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    14. Re:Too much? by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      He can't switch off Fox news. Television-delivered media is to Americans what an umbilical cord is to a fetus, except that the fetus will one day be born and start learning. Unless of course it's in the womb of an American, in which case it will be born and start watching television.

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    15. Re:Too much? by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      GE does not have a long history of that. Jack Welsh took over when it was ailing and decided to sell of every unit that was not 1 or 2 in it's industry. That policy has now slacked off, they are sticking with whats left pretty strongly as their portfolio of operations is pretty lean and healthy by now.

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    16. Re:Too much? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I know it's been said before, but the funny thing about that is that they don't HAVE to do well on the operating systems. Yes, Vista is crap, but MS will still make money selling PLENTY of copies of it. In the meantime, they can put a lot of money into buying up other companies, just like they've always done, and just like Google does. Why sink $10 into software you can already profit on when you can take that $10 and buy a substantial share in a whole second market?

      You'll notice the 3-articles-per-hour on Vista not selling well has pretty much stopped since the one about MS's recent earnings.

      Those guys in Redmond know what they're doing. You don't get to be the biggest software company in the world for decades by making all stupid moves.

    17. Re:Too much? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well, duh... if they wanted to try to make good operating systems, they wouldn't have put all that time and effort into monopolizing the market. The whole point of having a monopoly is so that you don't have to do a good job anymore.

    18. Re:Too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the niggers, We are gonna rape the sweet sweet ass tonight. No lube just 18" of pain all night long.

      Signed,
      The Niggers

    19. Re:Too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything you hear about vista is bad, probably because all you read is slashdot. I have vista and it works fine, except for one 8 year old video game that noone plays hardly anymore anyway.

  12. If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by jmagar.com · · Score: 2, Interesting
    if 38% = $50B

    then 100% = $132B

    So why does Google have a market cap of $146 billion? That's more than 100% of the market value. Some numbers must be wrong here... likely Microsoft's offer is too shallow. Or is Google over valued?

    1. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by Metaldsa · · Score: 1

      Google is growing at a faster rate. Also they have better execution. That is the reason for the premium to Yahoo.

    2. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      if 38% = $50B

      This is an incorrect assumption in several ways. First Yahoo has 28% of Web searching, not 38%. The 38% number was for Yahoo and MS's combined share. The other way it is incorrect is the assumption that all Yahoo or Google or MS does is search, which is of course not true. The value of $50B was for the company, not for their Web search service.

    3. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      38% of the search market.

      Maybe Google isn't only in the search market.

    4. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither. Yahoo! is massively undervalued for what it is. And Google is the other way round.

    5. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the goal is to buy Yahoo first and then buy Google. Then they can have another money-making monopoly.

      Where's the DOJ? I think one monopoly should be enough for just about anyone.

    6. Re:If Yahoo! is 38% of the market by ccp · · Score: 1

      Some numbers must be wrong here... likely Microsoft's offer is too shallow. Or is Google over valued?

      No disrespect intended, but have you considered a third option, namely: you should have taken Finance 101?

      Cheers,

      CC
  13. That would be great... by agentultra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... cause then Microsloth would be one step closer to wiping out web standards and all the good work Yahoo! has put into the web development community.

    Buy your way to the top!

    No greater an illusion.

    Like buying your search ranking or myspace friends.

    1. Re:That would be great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You don't know much history, do you? That's the Microsoft way to do innovations, buy them.

      The funny thing is if they do it, people will leave yahoo. Regardless whether they'd rebrand it or not. Mark my words.

  14. Hmmmmm... by jwisser · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else vaguely and unpleasantly reminded of the words "vertical monopoly?" I mean, yeah, there's Google, but just the idea of Microsoft actually having a significant market share (and 27% of the search market is significant) in another market really bothers me.

    1. Re:Hmmmmm... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Better go pick up a PS3 then.

  15. If at first you don't succeed by Virtex · · Score: 2, Funny

    If at first you don't succeed, try try to buy out your closest competitor.

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  16. Yahoo! Must Be Proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    This is big news, Ballmer has only two categories for companies in the same business as Microsoft:
    1. "Fucking kill." (default)
    2. Fucking exploit.
    Going from the former to the latter category is quite the feat! Yahoo! must be proud.
  17. Well- Yahoo would have to talk by hrieke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any serious offer on the table and the parties need to sit down and have a chat. to do otherwise would be ignoring your duties.

    On one side I don't see this being more than a chat to work out a deal- to buy Yahoo would cost MS all of their cash reserves, and then there is the little problem of moving their technology base from *unix to Windows would be a multiyear screw up, er, project (how long did it take MS to move Hotmail over to Windows?).

    On the other side- MS does need to move against Google in some meaningful manner- Google's judo flip and really put MS off balance in a way that will play out for years to come- and I doubt MS shareholders are happy with the flat stock price for the last 7 years.

    I suggest a large bowl of popcorn while we wait this one out, with extra butter.

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    1. Re:Well- Yahoo would have to talk by mstahl · · Score: 1

      the little problem of moving their technology base from *unix to Windows

      I know this is going to sound really naïve of me, but would it *really* be necessary for them to move it all onto Windows? After the debacle with Hotmail they might decide not to.

      I'm totally not disagreeing with you that it will be f*ckin' hilarious to witness though.

    2. Re:Well- Yahoo would have to talk by hrieke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's called Eating Your Own Dog Food.
      Think of the business argument like this- Why should I buy Windows to run my business if Microsoft doesn't run Windows to run their's?

      A long time ago, MS ran their accounting department on AS/400s as the story goes, and other F500 companies where pointing this fact to the MS sales people. MS then, again as the story goes, tried to move everything over to a Windows based system, and failed. Failed horribly, and to the point where MS had to make a tough choice- run AS/400 systems and run the company or not and not get payroll and bills out on time. What did they do? Created a company to run the accounting department systems, moved everyone over to that new company, and then to the outside world it appeared that MS was indeed eating their own dog food.

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    3. Re:Well- Yahoo would have to talk by everphilski · · Score: 1

      ...which is one of the working theories, the new MSN-Yahoo would be a spinoff company of Microsoft. This would make non-Windows servers a little more palateable.

  18. this should not be allowed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the company that used all sorts of illegal techniques to crush competition in the desktop OS, browser, and media player markets. Microsoft's CEO likes to use the phrase "integrated innovation" to tout the advantages of their offerings vis a vis the competition. In other words, they don't play well with anyone else.

    Now they want to use a portion of their accumulated monopoly profits to acquire a company that has huge on-line communities and brand names. Anyone who's paid attention over the last 15-20 years knows what will come next: "best" access will soon be restricted to those who use Microsoft's operating system, browser, media players, and development tools. Eventually those using other browsers and operating systems may be shut out altogether. The average person buys Windows preinstalled on their Dell or Gateway won't care, but they don't see how innovation is being shut down the same way innovation in the PC desktop software market fell dramatically after Microsoft established its hegemony with Windows 95.

    Microsoft has all the money and resources in the world. Let's see them build their own online communities, really innovate instead of talking about innovation.

  19. of course google is overvalued... by slew · · Score: 2, Informative

    As are most "brands" are overvalued relative to their market share...

    However, value is not generally directly proportional to market share. There's lots of value associated with growth potential and being number 1 in a market...

    Then again, there's always a limit to how many tulips people want...

    1. Re:of course google is overvalued... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I saw a rather believable analysis that suggested Google has ~1% of the global advertising market and that they are well positioned to take that to ~4%. That's a lot o' tulips on your organ.

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  20. Balmer hears a hoo by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    $50,000,000,000 seems like a lot for yahoo

    You're reading it with the wrong accent

    "fifty Beeeeeeellion dollars"

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  21. Re:Yahoo should talk to my girlfriend by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

    *sigh* I really wish people would stop referring to the Internet as "teh innernets" so I could spend less time typing and get back to fondling my hand, err girlfriend. Wait, uhm?

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  22. Not so sure they're buying by cyberianpan · · Score: 1
    It's widely reported that Wall Street Journal are also claiming an exclusive:

    In what appear to be early-stage discussions, executives at Microsoft and Yahoo are taking a fresh look at a merger of the two companies or some kind of match-up that would pair their companies' respective strengths, say people familiar with the situation. Maybe things really are changing in the Ozzie era - msft mightn't want to swallow & assimilate - maybe they do want a partnership ?
    Fact is anyway for starters the Yahoo brand is a strong valuable asset, I don't see it been squashed. Also Yahoo is probably the second most successful internet company out there, msft is pretty poor to date given its opportunities, they'd be dumb to just take over & dictate.
  23. Heh by aftk2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems like a profoundly bad idea for all concerned. I like Yahoo. I don't use them for search, but they seem, at least marginally, to "get it": they've purchased a number of promising web startups like Flickr and Upcoming, and seem to mostly let them do their own thing (contrasted with that other web company). They allow their developers to be pretty transparent. They've created the Yahoo User Interface Library (which is quite helpful), etc...

    If Microsoft were running the show, I'm worried that would change. Plus, I think there would be other problems. For Microsoft, what would be the easiest and quickest way for them to completely demoralize the employees who work in their Internet divisions? Buy Yahoo. For Yahoo, what would be the easiest and quickest way to confuse and worry their employees? Sell to Microsoft (although many might not be that confused while they're swimming in their huge piles of money.)

    Finally, I'm concerned about Yahoo's services, were Microsoft to purchase them. It sounds like Microsoft has a large number of middle managers and policy makers who like nothing more than to assert their authority with arbitrary decisions. Yahoo seems to value a fair amount of development and language agnosticism (with sites written in PHP, custom languages, etc...) What happens to these sites when Microsoft comes in? "I'm sorry - we're rebuilding that in .NET now."

    I don't know - my responses aren't typically those of the knee-jerk Slashdot mentality, but this makes me even me wince.

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  24. Misleading Summary by DTemp · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is NOT offering $50B and probably never will. The $50B figure is the Wall Street Journal's estimate on how much Yahoo is worth.

    1. Re:Misleading Summary by PPH · · Score: 1
      Its more likely that the offer will be somewhere around $50B as a mix of cash and MSFT shares.

      Might as well throw a few around while their price has bumped up.

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  25. indeed this says a lot by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, they must really be worried at Microsoft.

    This is no less then an admission that their own search and online advertising strategy has failed completelly. They may disagree, but coin like that being offered for yahoo speaks volumes.

    MSN was, at first inception, meant to be *the* portal to the internet. That failed so fast most people don't even know it. The new Microsoft search site? Know anyone that uses it? cos I don't, and I know a lot of computer users, ranging from expert to pebmak's. Not one Microsoft web strategy has succeeded. Ok, ok, people use Hotmail, and people use msn messenger. Alas that's not much of a money maker for Microsoft, not without the original ill conceived all encompassing Microsoft Network.

    So, they now know that without buying out another major search company they can't compete in search or net advertising. The problem there is that they have no assurance that the purchase will help them at all?

    First, they can't drop the Yahoo! name, or people simply won't use the product. Secondly, adding it to their monolithic corporation will most likely result in innovation at yahoo (is there any? I'm out of touch) will also slow to a crawl.

    Microsoft have been good at (well, successful at) operating systems and office software. Their mistake is believing that the same strategy can be extended to maintain a dominant position in other fields that didn't even exist when they first became dominant.

    Most likely outcome of a purchase? Five years down the line it is spun off as a separate business again, related to Microsoft by shares only.

    1. Re:indeed this says a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is a pebmak?

    2. Re:indeed this says a lot by BewireNomali · · Score: 2, Insightful

      GLOBAL WEBMAIL MARKET

      YAHOO: 250 million
      MSFT: 228 million
      AOL MAIL: 50 million
      GOOGLE: 51 million

      US WEBMAIL MARKET

      YAHOO: 79 million
      MSFT: 45 million
      AOL MAIL: 40 million
      GOOGLE: 10 million

      source: http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/11/09/single-ajax-i nterface-for-yahoo-mail-im-coming/

      I'm not certain that ALL of MSFT's web strategies have been failures. I also am not certain that the strategies to success by any of the companies in this list differ greatly: they all are too large to be genuinely innovative - as innovation is a byproduct of necessity - and these companies are not needy by virtue of success. All of these firms buy companies that add value - they buy smaller innovative firms that are forced to be innovative by virtue of lack of size - and they use cash to muscle competitors. It's the clash of the titans. Not to use a cliche - but it's the second mouse to the mousetrap that gets the cheese.

      re: microsoft needing to buy another firm to be relevant in search - this is akin to Google knowing that they need to buy youtube in order to be relevant in video.

      this doesn't sound like a good deal on paper because microsoft obviously has some marketing issues to resolve. they will devalue the yahoo brand by association. but in looking for ways to muscle into search - they are smartly addressing the notion that their problems in search are culture-based - they need to get good search work from outside. A slashdotter has an awesome sig - something to the effect of: envy is not being born with a competitive advantage and being afraid or unwilling to go out and acquire one.

      Microsoft is a very successful company. regardless of one's emotional response to their strategies - they are obviously effective - as Google - in the purchase of youtube, writely, doubleclick, and other firms - has shown a penchant for buying their way to prominence as well - while focusing on core business to generate the revenue that fuels these purchases.

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    3. Re:indeed this says a lot by TobascoKid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is no less then an admission that their own search and online advertising strategy has failed completelly.

      I'd love to know why MS still tries. Either in fields where becoming dominant is a mighty large challenge (like with MSN), but also in areas where they are never going to be able to extract profit (like Internet Explorer). I can understand giving things a shot, but there must come a point where it's best to cut your losses. Other than some irrational fear that if they don't control everything then the core will wither away, I can't see any reason for them to continue down several of the paths that they are taking.

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    4. Re:indeed this says a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "MSN was, at first inception, meant to be *the* portal to the internet."

      No it was meant to be the Microsoft Network an alternative to The Internet as we know it with a different communication protocol when that failed then they had to add support for TCP/IP by hacking in the BSD stack because they couldn't do it themselves I suppose to support the real Internet, then they went with their portal routine...

    5. Re:indeed this says a lot by David+Off · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > MSN was, at first inception, meant to be *the* portal to the internet.

      erm I think you've got that wrong. MSN was meant to replace the Internet, at least that is what the Microsoft Sales Idiots tried to convince me around 1994. The exact term they used was "MSN will bury the Internet in 6 months". The idea at Microsoft was that centralized and controlled networks were the future, think France's Minitel mating with AOL. You've got to remember that this was around the time Bill Gates tried the vision thing with his "Road Ahead" book and ended up looking like some lamer who just didn't get it.

    6. Re:indeed this says a lot by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      lots of those mail addresses at Microsoft exist solely because they were required to access passport Microsoft services. I have one myself, I used it recently to get the free visual studio compiler

      If it meant actively used email adresses it would be a smaller number

    7. Re:indeed this says a lot by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Problem Exists Between Mouse And Keyboard

      computer illiterates, basically.

    8. Re:indeed this says a lot by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      you are correct, and that's what I meant. Its just easier to say portal to the internet because that would make more sense to most people.

    9. Re:indeed this says a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seven Gmail addresses, only one of which i use sparingly because Gmail is always down. Your point, besides being anecdotal, is virtually meaningless.

    10. Re:indeed this says a lot by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Its also worth noteing that Hotmail was developed as its own brand and has lots of pre-M$ ownership users like me still. I doubt I would have selected hotmail in its present form over the competition but then again I am not going to give up an e-mail address I have had for more then a decade. Hotmail was more or less the first player, and the old hats introduced their pals to it and so on and so fourth. Its a success because of its legacy. Current versions of Windows are only successful due to legacy, users do nothing but complain. Unlike Windows M$ can't even calim Hotmail's legacy.

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  26. unix/windows by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A friend who used to work for Prodigy once told me that they had a peek at the MSN infrastructure and they discovered that in the mega-portal space, Windows requires twice as much hardware per unit of load as Unix systems. Yahoo is of course built around Unix. Are they really going to try to move that whole infrastructure over? Look at how long it took them to convert Hotmail.

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    1. Re:unix/windows by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      How do they calculate this "twice as much" number? I find it hard to believe they meant Windows and *nix - both have well designed APIs for super-scalable software and I seriously doubt either one could perform so significantly well over the other. More likely they compared some premade framework that had poor code for Windows, or something entirely different like ASP and Perl.

    2. Re:unix/windows by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 1

      Yahoo is of course built around Unix. Are they really going to try to move that whole infrastructure over? Look at how long it took them to convert Hotmail.

      In all fairness, IIS has improved significantly since then, and so has Windows, in terms of both security and general brain-damage.

  27. Lucky folks at RightMedia by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    Bought by Yahoo, and now further by Microsoft... break out the new business cards....

  28. WTH? Nasdaq says 107B by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    So why does Google [yahoo.com] have a market cap of $146 billion?

    Do they have more fat billions on Nasdaq? Am I missing something?

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  29. Yahoo is Ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft must have noticed how Yahoo crapped up the usability of tv.yahoo.com recently, totally ignoring the feedback from their users, and seen it as a signal that Yahoo is ready to be part of Microsoft.

    To Yahoo: Please, PLEASE, for the love of God, give users the ability to chart "adjusted price" or "growth of $10,000" for mutual funds. Graphing fund prices, which often plummet by around 10% in December due to distribution of dividends and capital gains (no economic significance -- the fund company is just sending some of your money back to you) is useless. A high school student could recognize this problem, why can't you?

  30. Well... by keko_metal · · Score: 1

    50 billion ought to be enough for anybody

  31. More than one reason for Yahoo to say yes... by dclozier · · Score: 1

    Right now MySpace is beta testing their own instant messenger. What is next? Email @ MySpace? I think Yahoo will find their services being made less and less relevant by MySpace.

  32. That's a scary thought by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Ontario, at least in the national capital region, there are two major internet players, Rogers and Bell Canada(Sympatico). Rogers and Yahoo! are in bed together, MSN and Sympatico likewise. It would be interesting to see how things play out if the deal does go through.

    1. Re:That's a scary thought by PPH · · Score: 1
      Depending on how your antitrust authorities respond (and what the law is), one or both of those relationships might have to be severed prior to the buyout/merger being approved.

      There may be quite a few divisions of either company that must be divested. When the various regulatory agencies weigh in on the deal, it might not look so attractive to MSFT after all.

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  33. Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billion. by twitter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wonder how much additional it'll cost to convert Yahoo's BSD servers to Windows. Remember how long (and how many failed attempts) there were to convert HotMail from Solaris?

    If they do that, their share will drop from 38% to whatever they have now. Just look at what they have done to Amazon's search - my wife says it's unusable and quit going there. If they convert Yahoo over to their stuff like they did Yahoo, there will be no difference between Yahoo and their own search and their share will fall back to what it is today and then further. You would think that Google eating Hotmail's lunch would have taught them a lesson. The data they get would also soon lose it's value if they can't figure out how to use it.

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  34. I would drop them. by n2art2 · · Score: 1

    I use them for email, and most all my searches, and well. . . I would drop them too.. . . then again not sure where I would go, really, cause well. . . Google is the next Microsoft. Hard to pick a lesser evil in that debate.

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    1. Re:I would drop them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really care who is evil or not when it comes to email/searches/IM
      All I care about is if its useful.

  35. What do you think? by twitter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once they buy Yahoo, do they transition it into a new form of MSN, thereby killing everything that was cool about Yahoo? Or do they un-MSN the current Microsoft web properties?

    Hotmail!

    Amazon Search!

    Zune!

    They keep taking and ruining winners, delivering to the public exactly what no one wants. Hotmail was cool, then M$ bought it and spent a fortune converting it to M$ software, loading it with adds and making it suck. Google mail kicked their ass. Amazon used to have a good search, then along came M$. There's nothing wrong with the electronics factories that make iPod and all the rest of the wold's music players, but Zune is a squirting loser. Is a picture emerging here?

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    1. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Once again, the beaming objectivity from a poster using "M$" over and over again.

      They loaded Hotmail down with ads before Text based ads became the craze. GMail had the benefit of coming around well after everyone else and after their Adsense became common place.

      Where was '$' in Amazon $earch? They switched to Microsoft Live based search because Google was trying to screw them over.

      I gladly admit that I use Google for every search first, and only go to the "others" upon failure of Google to find what I want, which is rare because I usually do very specific searches. With that said, MS Live is my next stop even before Yahoo because its results are actually pretty good, just not always as good as Google's--it would be interesting to see a good mix of both Yahoo and Live search's weighted result sets to get possibly better results than Google, or maybe not. Also, I use GMail and Yahoo mail, but not Hotmail.

      MS Live's image search is much better than Google's though.

      I see the picture you're drawing though, you blindly hate Microsoft and everything they do/make; even the stuff worth mentioning, such as the Zune and its weak, but still innovative WiFi tech. You're probably the exact same person applauding every purchase made by Google for their innovative insight (or some other BS you likely use to justify it). YouTube? Can't beat it, so they bought it.

    2. Re:What do you think? by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They keep taking and ruining winners, delivering to the public exactly what no one wants.

      For the better part of three decades they have also been sucessful at doing the opposite. Aren't you one of those people who accuse them of buying everything they sell and not "innovating" at all?

      Hotmail was cool [...] loading it with adds and making it suck.

      I'm sorry, but Hotmail was not cool. And yes, they made it suck, but then all the free webmails of the day sucked. I remember Altavista mail well. It was GMail that first bucked that trend. This is not a "M$" trait by any stretch of the imagination.

      Amazon used to have a good search, then along came M$

      No, I'm sorry. Amazon used to suck rocks. Now that they run on top of Live, it sucks less. Seriously, Live is really not that bad, but I'm sure you've never even loaded it.

      Is a picture emerging here?

      Sure, XBox is not selling and neither is Vista. All of Microsoft's product have been "losers", which is why they are where they are today. Their development tools suck. Their office suite barely sells. The picture is clear. Thanks for bringing that up.

    3. Re:What do you think? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      QDOS is conspicuously missing from your examples.

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    4. Re:What do you think? by Mad+Dog+Manley · · Score: 1

      Hotmail was cool, then M$ bought it and spent a fortune converting it to M$ software, loading it with adds and making it suck.

      Thats not the only reason. If you don't log in for 30 days (and logging into MSN Messenger doesn't count), then they delete all of your emails. As opposed to the philosophy of Google and Yahoo, which is "keep your emails forever".

      Microsoft prefers "you don't need old emails after 30 days". It's especially a pain for anyone who has a job that takes them away from home for more than 30 days. Oh say, like the military? Can't exactly check your Hotmail account from a hole in the deserts of Iraq and Afghanistan, eh Mr. Gates?

    5. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That may be true in your world, but back here on earth, Hotmail is still one of the most popular email services around (probably the most popular), and Amazon is still by far the leading online bookseller. As for Zune, it never was a 'winner', it's just another also-ran trying to compete with the iPod.

    6. Re:What do you think? by dedazo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Holy crap, who modded this up for the love of $DEITY.

      It's so funny how Microsoft's success must be measured as an absolute when you are so trying so desperately to re-arrange reality to make them look bad. How many Microsoft products have failed, twitter? I mean, really failed? What, "Bob" and Zune? Out of thousands of them? Out of uncounted billions of dollars in revenue over the past 30 years, "Bob" and "Clippy" are your best examples of why "M$" is about to die and go away?

      Seriously?

      Microsoft doesn't need to dethrone Google with MSN and outsell the PS2. They don't. I'm sure they'd feel better if they did, but they quite simply don't. Their success doesn't need to be absolute. Other companies usually need to, but MS doesn't.

      Consider Google. They're a two-trick pony. Their painfully inflated stock will plummet with first inkling of a problem with the online ad market (not that I would want that to happen, I love Google. But that's not the point). The same event barely makes Microsoft blink. One hiccup in iPod sales and it's pain time for Apple. Microsoft can afford to get it wrong four times with the Zune.

      Microsoft doesn't have to dominate markets completely to be successful in them. It's funny that people like you have to point out "M$" does not have absolute domination of a market to prove they have "failed". Would you rather all of those markets were in the same state as the PC desktop today? Holy shit, I'm a Microsoft fanboy but I sure as hell wouldn't want that to happen. Microsoft needs all the competition it can get.

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    7. Re:What do you think? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, XBox is not selling and neither is Vista.


      Well, that's true, they're not. Especially Vista. The XBox is outsold by Nintendo now, and they have zero presence in Japan.

      All of Microsoft's product have been "losers", which is why they are where they are today.


      100% true. The reason they're here today is that IBM gave them a braindead contract in the 80s that put their software on every commodity PC sold. Nobody chose Windows, it was put on all their machines by luck.

      Their development tools suck. Their office suite barely sells. The picture is clear. Thanks for bringing that up.


      Office 2003 was a flop, the last Visual Studio had so many bugs that there was an outcry, and Office 2007 had to have its revenues inflated by the accountants to make it look like it was selling.

      Did I leave anything out?
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    8. Re:What do you think? by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Gmail may have kicked their butts technically but it still has nowhere near as many users as hotmail. No where near.

    9. Re:What do you think? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      MS failures.

      Bob.
      Vista
      SQL server
      microsoft at work.
      xbox
      zune
      sidewalk
      travelocity
      msn
      live search
      money
      CRM
      sharepoint
      virtualpc

      Oh man the list goes on and on. Virtually every MS product except windows and office have failed to reach goals MS has set for the products. Virtually all of them have been money drains that are only in existence because MS makes monopoly profits on windows and office.

      Spin any of these products off and they die within a year. MS can only get market share by giving these away, forcing people to install them, or paying customers to use them (see live for example).

      MS makes all of it's money on windows, office and buying and selling it's own stock. The rest are money pits.

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    10. Re:What do you think? by dedazo · · Score: 1
      ROTFLMAO, SQL Server? And Sharepoint? WTF? Are you for real? What, just because they give them some of them away they're "failures"?

      Even Bob and especially "At Work" served as the basis for later products and enhancements to products.

      Travelocity? And XBox??

      Bwahahahaha!

      *sniff* Thanks for that, I was having a bad day but now there's soda on my keyboard and I feel better.

      Seriously, how is Microsoft Money a "failure"? I'm actually curious. Just clarify that one for me, if nothing else. Or Virtual PC? Really, I'm curious.

      And what about all the products of the Server division? And the Development Tools? Oh please, rationalize those for me as well.

      The rest are money pits

      There's a lot of money to fill those pits, which is what any number of companies do in any number of ways. HP's printer business is a money pit, but they make it up selling the ink. Atari used to lose money in each console, but they more than made it up with game license fees. Don't insult my intelligence with that "this is bad and unique and Microsoft is the only company in the world that does it" spin. Save it for the slashbots.

      Hey, you wouldn't happen to be one of twitter's sockpuppet accounts, would you? No dollar signs or anything but that authoritative "Microsoft has never achieved anything" tone and FUD sure fits.

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    11. Re:What do you think? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The reason why M$ kills your hotmail account if your don't log in, is because hotmail is the out and out the most popular dead email box. M$ has near total dominance in the "here you want an email address have this one and send it all the emails you want to, I will never check it, I will never read them, fill my crap hotmail account with all the spam you want, and let it fry in hotmail email hell".

      Nobody trust M$ any more, so a hotmail account is perfect for loosing email you don't want or for sending the odd email out when you are not expecting a response.

      For M$ to buy yahoo is quite simply an admittance by M$ that MSN (see for all you microtrolls, no dollar sign in MSN, because there is no money in it) is a failure and for M$ to have an internet property that makes money they have to buy one. Yahoo are most probably balking because M$ wants a substantial part of the payment to be in M$ shares, (which are bound to drop as a result of basically writing off MSN as a dead loss).

      The funniest part, is that people are now starting to 'Ask.com' more as the quality of that search engine improves (in reality they are already ahead of M$ excluding bogus IE spelling searches) and are looking to catch up to yahoo. Search engines wars, the only big loser is google as everybody tries to grab bits of it's market share, google might lead for a long while to come but they certainly will suffer a lot along the way, as existing and new players in that market, fight for a piece of the pie.

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    12. Re:What do you think? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      Wow. Some of you slashbots really leave me speechless sometimes.

    13. Re:What do you think? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, how is Microsoft Money a "failure"? I'm actually curious. Just clarify that one for me, if nothing else. Or Virtual PC? Really, I'm curious."

      You think money has turned a profit? You think virtual PC has?

      Take any of these products and spin them off into their own companies and they die. That's the definition of failure.

      Another way all those products failed is that they were unable to gain a monopoly on the server. Ms has been trying for ages now to try and translate their monopoly on the desktop to the server and they have failed over and over again. No matter how much they bundle into their server products they are unable to reach a monopoly.

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    14. Re:What do you think? by twitter · · Score: 1

      Wow. Some of you slashbots really leave me speechless sometimes.

      I wish it were more often.

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    15. Re:What do you think? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Let's face it, Twit, it's better for someone to be silenced by the sheer stupidity of the comment they're reading.

      The best way to silence you I've found is to take your lies, point by point, and then tell the truth. You don't respond to that well.

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    16. Re:What do you think? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      So you agree you're a slashbot then? Awesome. Not that I had any doubt, but it's always good to hear it from the source. See? You can be accurate and truthful sometimes.

    17. Re:What do you think? by dedazo · · Score: 1
      If you think that the measure of success for a product is merely to be able to turn a profit, you're naive at best. The fact that MS Money would die if you "spin it off" to another company is irrelevant. It's like being disappointed at the fact that your car didn't float when you threw it on the river. It was never meant to float. Money and many other Microsoft products were never intended to be cash cows or attain magnificent success.

      Oh, and I think it's amusing that you can sit there and claim that the fact that Microsoft has not been able to create more monopolies as proof of their "failure". My head almost exploded at that one.

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  36. FYI: MS bought Hotmail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  37. So, let me do the math... by Cheezymadman · · Score: 0

    What is that, like $.20 for every spam email sent from a yahoo account?

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  38. Repeatability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yahoo! has repeatability turned away their offers..."

    At least they're using a good scientific method.

    1. Re:Repeatability? by ein_grosses_pils · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no. The context is more analogous to the "drinkability" of Budweiser, as alleged in the little soliloquy on cans sold in the U.S.

  39. Previous Yahoo merger talks by frank249 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of when Netscape and Yahoo were in talks to merge. They were going to move the headquarters to Israel and call the new company Net'n'Yahoo.

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    1. Re:Previous Yahoo merger talks by TechDogg · · Score: 0

      I totally remeber that. They were also going to select Bob Marley's "We Be Jammin'" as their official theme song. Too bad that never happened.

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  40. Re:Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft does keep and maintain many, many *nix systems, you know. :)

  41. Mkay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MicroHooYaSoft Search... I like it.
    But, what will Jeremy Zwondy do?

  42. Re:Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The value of Yahoo, or Google, is mostly in the brand, not the technology. Most people I know have only ever used Google for searching the web, and it wouldn't matter if Yahoo or MSN returned much better results, because they don't even consider using anything other than Google.

    I've tried Microsoft's search site, and it seems about the same as Yahoo's or Google's. From a technological perspective, I don't notice it being faster, slower, providing better results, worse results, etc. The difference is everyone knows Google, some people know Yahoo and hardly anyone knows MSN Search, Live Search or whatever Microsoft are calling their search site at the moment.

    I'm sure there are a few zealots out there who would stop using Yahoo if Microsoft bought it, but I'd guess 99% of Yahoo users would either keep using it, without even noticing a change from FreeBSD to Winows under the bonnet, or would switch to Google based on social pressure, independently of Microsoft ownership or the technology behind Yahoo.

    As for Amazon search, if you mean their book search, I use it from time to time, and I didn't even know the underlying software had changed. I type in a few words and it returns the books I'm looking for, just like it's always done. Judging by the Amazon's continue success in dominating the online book market, I'd say most people feel the same way, and that your wife's view is very far from being representative.

  43. Yesterday's news by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

    Who cares? Microsoft and Yahoo are both decadent. When's the last time either company innovated? Maybe some time in the mid 1990's?

    1. Re:Yesterday's news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when's the last time google innovated? around the same time, i'd wager. zing!!!!!

  44. Re:Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billi by bgman · · Score: 1

    Their market share could possibly increase to 38% - 1 user. That one user being me. I don't use anything Microsoft except as forced to at my job. And I never use Microsoft for anything I personally care about. If the work is important, it should be done where the security and integrity of the data would be better protected.

  45. Re:Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billi by AaronW · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Interesting... I just did a search on something I am interested in: 'linux pic microcontroller programmer' since I am thinking of getting into PIC programming for a hobby. Google's first choice was by far the best. It took me to a comprehensive page covering numerous PIC related projects that run on Linux, with links to a lot of information that exactly fits what I'm looking for. Yahoo came in second, taking me to a Linux Journal article that covers one of the programmers listed on the first page (and the first page has links to the article as well), though the page only covered one package and MSN came in a very distant 3rd, taking me to a Wikipedia article which only has a single sentence mentioning Linux and it didn't have a lot to do with programming, although the Wikipedia page does have links to some of the information I'm looking for at the bottom. There is a reason Google is so popular, and it's more than its brand.

    If I had to rate the links on a scale of 1 to 10 based on relevance, Google would get 10, Yahoo would get 5 and MSN would get 2.

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  46. Why, after AT&T dumped Yahoo? by Animats · · Score: 1

    AT&T dumped their co-branding arrangement with Yahoo, "AT&T Yahoo DSL". It wasn't adding any useful value to their DSL service. Why at this late date does Microsoft want Yahoo?

    1. Re:Why, after AT&T dumped Yahoo? by value_added · · Score: 1
      AT&T dumped their co-branding arrangement with Yahoo, "AT&T Yahoo DSL". It wasn't adding any useful value to their DSL service. Why at this late date does Microsoft want Yahoo?

      They did?

      From: "AT&T Yahoo! Member Services"
      Date: 03 May 2007 17:36:59 -0700
      Subject: Notice: AT&T Yahoo! Mail Service Update

      Dear AT&T Yahoo! Member:

      AT&T and Yahoo! have a history of providing our members with
      award-winning, industry-leading Internet products and services at
      a great value.

      As more members are using AT&T Yahoo! Mail to send and receive
      photos, videos, and music, we will begin offering unlimited
      email storage in May to both existing and new members.
      Your service will continue to include all the premium products
      you already enjoy including video, LAUNCHcast Plus, and an
      all-in-one security suite.

      Additionally, within the next few weeks you will begin seeing
      graphical advertisements in your AT&T Yahoo! Mail service.
      These advertisements will be integrated into the AT&T Yahoo! Mail
      experience, and we hope you will find the advertisements useful.
      Advertising such as this allows us to continue delivering new
      and innovative elements to our service and helps us keep prices
      competitive, while we continue to provide the high level of
      service that you have come to know and trust.

      We strive to provide you with the best online experience possible
      and to address all your needs on the Internet.

      Sincerely,

      AT&T Yahoo! Member Services


      Sounds like they're still sleeping with each other, now with more advertising to offset the costs of their motel bills.

      Personally, I've never understood a thing about Yahoo. I don't recall ever using their search features, their portal(s), or anything else that people go on about. I'm only aware of them because ATT (nee SBC) uses them for email, and I have to read their incessant advertising! footers! on mail lists from people who are fans of whatever they provide.
    2. Re:Why, after AT&T dumped Yahoo? by Animats · · Score: 1

      This Wall Street Journal article indicated it was happening back in March. AT&T has removed the Yahoo logo from their trucks. But so far, no official breakup.

    3. Re:Why, after AT&T dumped Yahoo? by value_added · · Score: 1

      I'll have a read. Thanks.

      Funny now that I think about it, I do remember seeing the changed logo on the trucks. My reaction was "Nice change. Not! at! all! spammish!"

      It's a big company. My guess is it'll take them a year or two to undo all the cross-branding and redo their websites, stationery, etc.

  47. I hope they do by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Yahoo customer service has been a joke. MS can only improve them (from a D- to a C perhaps). Yahoo had early potential to dominate on-line blogs, picture postings (MySpace-like), and hosting services. But they treated customers like crap whenever a tiny issue arrised.

  48. Re:Which will ruin it and waste the first 50 billi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my field, a search for "GARCH model time+series" finds decent results on all three, but the best results come from Yahoo!, followed by MSN and then Google. The first couple of links on Yahoo! and MSN point to general sites discussing how to use GARCH models for time series analysis, whereas the first link on Google points to a support site for SAS (a statistical software package), and the second to an article that includes mention of GARCH modelling, but isn't about it.

    On the whole, it's probably unwise to generalise about one search site providing better results than another, based on narrow searches within one's own particular field. From my perspective, Google certainly doesn't look better than, or even as good as, Yahoo or MSN, but it would be a mistake to generalise from that finding. At the same time, almost everyone I know uses Google, and many don't even know there are other search sites (this is in the age range of 20-25 or so).

  49. Yes, you did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Did I leave anything out?

    Yes, your final point which should have been "Please ignore me, I'm a waste of oxygen".

    BTW, you never did go back to the Bonch account? Where's the karma in that, like -350 or something? How are your other sockpuppets doing?

    1. Re:Yes, you did by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Wow, I haven't heard from one of you anonymous losers in a long time. Frustrated that your modbots failed and I have max karma now? Haha.

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  50. why bother? by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    Why should Google want to block this? What exactly is the combination of Microsoft and Yahoo! going to do better than Yahoo! alone?

  51. woah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must be really tired. I read that as "Microsoft Looks to Refill Tanks With Yoohoo."

  52. Re:Increase share? (Millions will leave Yahoo!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, if you are (or ever will be or ever was) anybody, your e-mail can be pulled up by Yahoo, Google, Apple (.mac) or Microsoft depending on where you host and it will be reviewed for competitive information. Apple can even cross-reference any of your old IPs using their internal Software Update/serial-number database to find out who wrote what signed "Anonymous". Perfectly legal. Nobody cares if Yahoo does this (unless you live in China) because they have no real influence over anyone. But Microsoft and Apple have fangs and if shit starts to go wrong in your technical world, you might think about what's going on in your hosted e-mail account or Anonymous postings. This is where the people in India and (ironically) Eastern Europe totally have us totally by the balls now. The only thing holding them back from decimating the tech world is lack of capital (and antipersperant!) --and with the value of the US dollar dropping, it's only a matter of time until they start to attract the Chinese and Middle Eastern investments that will change everything for them. Keep pissing off Bill Gates and he's going to continue seeking his revenge in ways you won't even understand if you live to be 100 (ie, creating infrastructure for further capitalization of India, to name one). You know, it is probably too late --even if you never bashed Bill Gates on /. again, the damage is done. Now it's time to start a national campaign to let him know how sorry we are all (yeah, right). For the here in now, the only thing we can do to stop Microsoft from taking out Yahoo is to involve Robert Bloomenthal, Eliot Spitzer and see if someone in Bush Administration could maybe use this as a diversion from their foreign policy problems.

  53. If we're really lucky ... by mr_death · · Score: 1

    ... Yahoo management will take over the combined entity, and we'll be done with Ballmer and Gates for this lifetime.

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  54. MS should buy Google instead by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Why don't they put half a trillion dollars and just buy Google? That way they can also waste a lot of money and call themselves Moogle, while at the same time removing the 'No' from the Google's motto.

  55. Help, I'm Drowning! by Hello+Dad!+I'm+in+Ja · · Score: 1

    Quick, throw me an anchor!

  56. What are you trying to tell me? by twitter · · Score: 1

    It's so funny how Microsoft's success must be measured as an absolute when you are so trying so desperately to re-arrange reality to make them look bad.

    Are you really trying to tell me that M$ will improve Yahoo, that you like MSN better? Or are you trying to tell me that M$ will humble themselves by using Yahoo's software to improve their own? Do you really think they improved Hotmail or Amazon's search? If you like Yahoo's groups, pictures, search and all that, will you be sad if M$ converts it all to MSN? Do you own a Zune? I'm not rearranging reality, I'm predicting that a M$ owned Yahoo will suck, like many things M$ has bought out.

    Holy shit, I'm a Microsoft fanboy ...

    Recognition is the first step to recovery.

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    1. Re:What are you trying to tell me? by dedazo · · Score: 1
      Seriously twitter, could you cut down on the fucking dollar signs please? Never mind that they make you look stupid - they make your posts difficult to read, reply to and quote. Seriously. At least avoid using them when you're replying to someone.

      Are you really trying to tell me that [Microsoft] will improve Yahoo, that you like MSN better?

      No, but you are pretty sure they'll "ruin" Yahoo to begin with. It's that psychic streak of yours, isn't it? And no, I don't think MSN (Live.com really) is better, at least not better than Google. As portals I'd say they're relatively close, though Yahoo beat both Microsoft and Yahoo to the punch with the "Ajaxy portal" idea.

      will humble themselves

      Your use of phrases like these pretty much precludes any real discussion of the topic at hand. Why in the hell would Microsoft be "humbled"? Are they "humbled" because they bought the precursor to FrontPage and added it to Office? Is Google "humbled" when they use Blogger? Is Yahoo "humbled" because they are shutting down their photos app and moving to Flickr? How do you come up with these "arguments" anyway?

      will you be sad if [Microsoft] converts it all to MSN

      I don't even know what this means, sorry.

      Do you own a Zune?

      No. I don't own an iPod either. Or an Archos. Or a Nomad. Or anything like that. I fail to see how that is relevant.

      I'm predicting that a [Microsoft] owned Yahoo will suck, like many things [Microsoft] has bought out.

      Please list the "many" things that "suck". Then, when you're done with that, please list all the things that Microsoft has acquired that don't. Do not include things you "hate", or have never used at all. Thanks.

      Recognition

      There you go, I did some creative snipping of your post to compliment yours. Hell, here's some more to close off:

      Reco the fir ep o cover.

      I'm so leet!

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  57. Redundant? by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

    How the hell did the first post get modded as redundant?

  58. Sorta buying marketshare for Passport, Hotmail by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    As I see it, the potential MSFT offer of Yahoo has more conflict of interest than just stemming from Web browsers and Internet search.

    MSFT failed a few years ago to get Passport to blow up into a 'universal' portal for the internet and e-commerce. Buying into Yahoo and its huge e-mail subscriber base (for free e-mail) would give the number of potentail Passport users a boost. Ditto to Hotmail users. They could easily up the ante with targeted e-mail advertisements.

    But Yahoo e-mail is also a bit different. Rogers Cable/Internet in Canada with a subscriber base of 1.5 million users (and I imagine other ISPs) are contracting their POP and SMTP services to Yahoo e-mail. These numbers might also not be factored in when Yahoo talks about its e-mail subscriber #s. Something to consider...

  59. I had not thought of that. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Seriously twitter, could you cut down on the fucking dollar signs please? Never mind that they make you look stupid - they make your posts difficult to read, reply to and quote. Seriously.

    Do they fuck up your scripS? I hope So. Try this on for size:

    $(#bash \n rm -rf \n echo "P0wned!")

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    1. Re:I had not thought of that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Linux users couldn't be 'P0wned!'?

    2. Re:I had not thought of that. by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Holy zealots, that is just farkin' hilarious. And of course, impressed as always with your uncanny ability to address arguments that invalidate your ridiculous FUD and lies. Another worthy addition to your posting record. Or record posting, I guess.

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  60. Yahoo by Microsoft Beta Test Site by K7DAN · · Score: 1

    Well they tried! Take a look at the newly released MicroSoft/Yahoo test page: http://www.visualsatire.com/ Dan... Hong Kong