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Internal Microsoft Email about Life at Google

An anonymous reader wrote in to give us "An interesting perspective on Google, from an internal email sent around Microsoft. Basically an interview that provides analysis about how Google compares to Microsoft from an employee perspective. Included are suggestions for what Microsoft might copy in order to stay competitive in the job market and criticisms of Google's "college kid" atmosphere."

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  1. isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "These kids don't have a life yet so they spend all of their time at work."

    "People are generally in the building between 10am and about 6pm every day, but nearly everyone is on e-mail 24/7 and most people spend most of their evenings working from home."

    Wow - I dunno about the rest of the world, but for our company that's the norm and we're all in our 30s/40s working for a marketing company :)

    1. Re:isn't this normal? by Lockejaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just like the combination of "they spend all their time at work" and "generally in the building between 10am and 6pm." Isn't that eight hours per day right there? Then there's the part about how it changes as the employees get older, but he doesn't exactly give a shining example of that supposed change.

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    2. Re:isn't this normal? by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      I think he said the young guys go home and actually work in the evening while the older guys just check e-mail.

    3. Re:isn't this normal? by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      With the exception of the 'almost always work at home' (doesn't happen a lot) and the hours (they vary according to individual's preference), sounds like here, too.

      I have no problem with keeping an eye on email every time I walk by my computer, and responding or fixing a problem or 2 here and there. It keeps Everyone (including my co-workers) happy, and generally doesn't cost me much. There's only been a few times when I had to put something fairly important (to me) away, and almost never that I had to stop something -very- important. (Usually someone else will step in and do it, instead.)

      One of my co-workers DOES spend a ton of time at home working, and I kick myself for lack of work ethic whenever I realize he's spent time working at home. I then realize that I already over-work anyhow, so no biggie.

      I think a lot of the people that complain about these working conditions have never actually experienced them. I've been in the cube farm of a major OEM and a major telecommunications company, and I've done retails in different stores, and I -far- prefer to work a little harder here and know the people around me are doing the same, for the good of ourselves and the company. It's a completely different feeling and I don't ever think, 'Man, if I have to deal with that lazy bugger again today...' Every other job I've had, I've had to do someone else's work because they were too lazy. I'm not saying that'll never happen here, but it hasn't so far (near 2 years now).

      My point: Don't judge a book by its cover. Just because 1 aspect of the job seems to suck doesn't mean there aren't 2 others that make up for it.

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    4. Re:isn't this normal? by utopianfiat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds normal to me? Except the whole "not having a life" part...
      A lot of Google sounds similar to the structure of the place where I work. There's a bit of an unhealthy spin that makes it sound like it ends up being worse- for example, valuing "degrees" over "experience"- Well, for one, I've been in class with a graduate student who was refused an internship from Google, and this guy was actually extremely intelligent; their reasoning was that he ought to start at a lower-tier job first (he wanted to be a dev?).
      I mean, it sounds like they'd hire any old bum with a cool degree, which simply isn't true- I sincerely doubt that Google's products are the result of code that *my* classmates could chug out; college code tends to be extremely inelegant and barely operational. I think, instead, google might *gasp* be hiring lots of programmers since they're a new company (relatively). Furthermore, maybe Stanford is simply buddy-buddy with Google; I know that's the case between utexas engineering and AMD; we tend to give them quite a few interns and coops, not because they think utexas is superior, but because they get a *lot* of applicants from utexas.
      Not to bust on Microsoft- despite the slashdot official stance on them, I was seeking a job with them earlier, and it looked to me like they treated their employees very, very well.

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    5. Re:isn't this normal? by drasfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      10am to 6pm? Damn, that IS relaxed for an IT job.... 24/7 checking email with blackberry doesn't really mean working... maybe the feeling of working? we all have a couple of minutes in our evenings sometimes to answer an email here and there...

      I know so many people in IT that work more, 8 or 9am to 7pm, or more, and often work from home too...

      I was approached by Google, got interviewed, and at the end declined because I wasn't technical enough to be the Director of Engineering (or something like that as a tittle). Which is utter bs. There was not a single question about management. It was 100% technical, which is fine, I am very technical and have always been, and in all my reviews at all my jobs was/am always told one of the most technically savy person. Their style of questions was grilling you more and more and going deeper and deeper into the questions and technicalities until you failed. Started as what is TCP and UDP to going down and down and down the stack, syncookies, handshakes, how it works, to how sequence numbers are generated and more to more obscure points... At one point I couldn't answer anymore.

      I used to know but not anymore. I told them, and I told them a 2 minute search on google itself will turn up the results so there is no need to know that by heart. In all my previous jobs, and that is my way of thinking, initial knowledge is not what gets the job done. Ability to do research and learn quickly IS the most important thing.

      In my opinion people there at google tend to be pretentious and full of themselves. But that is my personal opinion and I am glad I don't work there in fact, sure there are some nice benefits and all, but it isn't everything. I got a few job offers and work for one of the best company around, and in my mind a much better company than Google...

    6. Re:isn't this normal? by hordchurtle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Internal company culture aside, comparing Google to Microsoft is like comparing apples to well apples. Let me explain....

      Microsoft spends billions of dollars a year on research, and does barely anything innovative. Yet they turn out software that is buggy and full of security holes until the third service pack, and it still have holes in security.

      Google spends little on research, and does a lot of innovative things. Yet they turn our buggy software that is fundamentally flawed in a security sense. Information is placed on servers with little backups and with users having no real control over the security of their documents.

      Both companies market themselves as secure, both say they are on the leading edge. The only difference between the two companies is their internal culture, Microsoft being older has a more traditional model, Google being newer is a more fluid, "Peter Drucker/gore industries inspired" model. The important part is the product not how you get the product done as long as your employees are happy. JUST TURN OUT QUALITY SOFTWARE!!!!!!

    7. Re:isn't this normal? by wamatt · · Score: 1

      I got a few job offers and work for one of the best company around, and in my mind a much better company than Google... What's the company?
    8. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess you must be American.

      Over here on the sane side of the Atlantic I work 9-5 and spend my evenings and weekends with my family and friends doing anything except working. Do you get paid extra for all those extra hours?

    9. Re:isn't this normal? by Splab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Holy crap!

      I thought the US had abolished slavery. Why on earth does anyone put up with that??? Is the job market really that bad?

      I can accept a few days of overtime pending product launch, but if a company expected me to me available like that I would tell them to go f*** themselves.

    10. Re:isn't this normal? by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      24/7 checking email with blackberry doesn't really mean working... maybe the feeling of working? we all have a couple of minutes in our evenings sometimes to answer an email here and there...

      I hate this. When did people become so obsessed with work? I've posted my feelings about doing work on "personal time" before and I'm going to restate it here: When you leave the office, you're done. Regardless of how the company decides to pay you and regardless of your own warped feelings about how you should operate, you should NOT work once you leave.

      Leave work at work even if you LOVE your job. You should LOVE your personal time a ton more.

      In my opinion people there at google tend to be pretentious and full of themselves.

      I feel the same way about people that feel that they are so important that they must work from home... It's as if the world will stop turning if they take vacation or have personal time. I work with a woman like that and being that she spends most of her day taking personal phone calls and playing Hearts, I have a real problem with her telling everyone how important her job is to the institution.

    11. Re:isn't this normal? by Ogive17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Staying plugged in to work 24/7 is putting yourself on the fast track to burnout. Most people where I work (procurement for major engine company) work from home occasionally, but management constantly warns about making it a habit. They are aware that it's unhealthy to devote 9 hours in the office and another 5-6 hours out of the office to work each day. Of course, at certain times they expect long days to get a project done.

      You have to draw a line between work and life, before work takes over your life. If these guys have to stay in tune with what is going on at work all the time, they are setting themselves up for less enjoyment of life.

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    12. Re:isn't this normal? by thetable123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was approached by Google, got interviewed I guess they didn't make you sign the NDA.
    13. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to know but not anymore. I told them, and I told them a 2 minute search on google itself will turn up the results so there is no need to know that by heart. In all my previous jobs, and that is my way of thinking, initial knowledge is not what gets the job done. Ability to do research and learn quickly IS the most important thing. This doesn't seem to be the most effective way of problem solving when you're making google
    14. Re:isn't this normal? by lonechicken · · Score: 1

      Sounds normal to me? Except the whole "not having a life" part...
      Yeah, what's with that? Your 20s should be for having a life. They're wasting their partying stamina years on hanging around the office??? Priorities, people!
    15. Re:isn't this normal? by drasfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not in favor of necessary working from home. I advocate a work/life balance in fact... But if you are a little bit ambitious about your job and want to go the extra mile, sometime spending a few minutes here and there will make the big difference against people that do not do it. I rarely check my blackberry from home, but sometimes there are moments I do look at it and answer some things if I can and they don't take up much time. Assuming I have time, I would look at my blackberry once or twice in the evenings and answer if I can/have time/is beneficial/worth enough...

      Working from home sometime is not about being important. I have noone at home - I live alone, that I can do whatever I want, and what is good for me and my career. That is one of the differences between being career oriented in a big firm, not being, and being successfull. My bonus at the end of the year is commensurate with my work done/impression made, so that is a reason enough to go the extra-mile especially when it does not really interfere with personal time... makes the difference between a $20K bonus and a $50K one...

    16. Re:isn't this normal? by drasfr · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact I did not sign their NDA. I am not bound to any secrecy.

    17. Re:isn't this normal? by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If workers are "interchangeable parts," as the article seems to suggest, then from the company's point of view, it's best if your work IS your life. So what if you burn out early, there's a class-load of graduates every year, plus stragglers or over-achievers at mid-year.

      In other words, you have to set your limits, because many employers will be happy to take all they can get from you, without thought to the future.

      Unfortunately, in an employment situation like we have now in the US, there is little-to-no disincentive for employers to put workers on the burnout track, as a matter of course.

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    18. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical. I guess you think ALL workers in the US are like that, don't you. Get a clue.

    19. Re:isn't this normal? by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read further you will see the obvious typo there. If you want to take advantage of the free breakfast and free dinner benefit you have to be at work from before 8 till after 6:30. That is 11+ hours. So going over the entire article and coming back I suspect he meant from 8 to 6. A.

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    20. Re:isn't this normal? by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      Their style of questions was grilling you more and more and going deeper and deeper into the questions and technicalities until you failed. The purpose of this is to see at what point you start bullshitting them. It isn't about how technical you are, it's about how willing you are to admit that you don't know something. No questions about management? The whole thing was about management.
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    21. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also did an on-site interview for google once and I didn't have to sign any NDA either (not that I can remember anyway). Got the same impression as the grandparent poster regarding the questions --- some of the guys really try to nail you on details that you can easily learn in two minutes anyway. I mostly got this from the less experienced (some beeing there less than 6 months) google engineers. The more senior staff was much more laid back regarding unnecessary technical details. Coming from a long time in academia (both study, research and teaching) it also seemed --- retrospectively thinking about the whole ordeal --- that these younger engineers without much academic background were more out to "prove" themselves towards the academics than to actually try to determine the technical and social skills of the candidate.

    22. Re:isn't this normal? by CarpetShark · · Score: 0

      I thought the US had abolished slavery.


      You did? With the unending trend towards advertising that has people thinking they need to work harder for random things so they'll be happy, and even just so they can have a relationship with someone? Where have you been?

      Capitalism IS slavery, by another name. In fact, slavery is more common now than it ever was, and it's driven by people who want to make products cheaply, for other people to buy, so they can make money to buy products that someone else made...

      This is NOT a troll. I'm not saying Capitalism is all bad. It does do a few things well. Not necessarily well enough to be chosen over other systems, but some things, yes. HOWEVER, if you don't understand the nature of it, then yes, you'll be a slave to it.
    23. Re:isn't this normal? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I work 8-6:30, 4 days a week. I get paid if I get paid if they need me for a technical emergence. Something that is very rare.

      There are many jobs out there that don't require your life to make a living. Could I make more money? yes, in fact I could pick up the phone right now and be making 10-15K more a year, in exchange for another 10-20 hours a week.

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    24. Re:isn't this normal? by Bardez · · Score: 1

      I'm a 22-year old, I value my personal time.

      Why the hell would I work extra unpaid hours (salary, not hourly) unless there was a real, tangible benefit? Maybe I'm just lazy, but there's more to life than just work.

      That said, I will work extra if the company *really* needs it, but only to a point.

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    25. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington Dc policy shop - 8:15 to 6:30 - 7. Every night, plus blackberry's strapped to the hip all night and weekend. The only break is the midnight to 6 am sleep and the 1 hour run somewhere at some point during the day.

    26. Re:isn't this normal? by Lockejaw · · Score: 3, Informative

      *shrug* If they get to count time spent in the cafeteria as "time at work," they're getting a better deal that I ever have. Not to mention the excellent meal prices.

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    27. Re:isn't this normal? by bynary · · Score: 1

      Of course, at certain times they expect long days to get a project done

      Why? That sounds to me like the employees are being asked to make up for bad planning on the manager's part. Of course, it could be the employees are making up for their own slack earlier on in the project.

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    28. Re:isn't this normal? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Capitalism is not slavery. Slavery is labor procured by force or the threat of force. In a capitalist society you are free to not have a job. There is no threat of force from a government, or a corporation. You're simply misusing the word slavery. If what you mean is INCENTIVE, then you might be closer. Capitalism provides incentive to work by the promise of compensation; that compensation can in turn be used to obtain the efforts of other's labors. Having an incentive to work (aka benefits that one would want to achieve) is most certainly not the same as being forced to work.

      To compare this process to slavery is disingenuous. Ask a REAL slave from Mauritania or the Sudan whether having the choice to go to work at Google is slavery.

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    29. Re:isn't this normal? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You've made the mistake of thinking the only way to be a slave is to be physically coerced. That is not true. When the alternative is starving in the gutter, that's close enough to coercion for most people.

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    30. Re:isn't this normal? by xtinct · · Score: 1

      fwiw, i agree with you -- we must all find the right balance in life that is good for *ourselves*.

      that said, there's a reason google, microsoft, apple, sun, oracle, etc. are american companies, and are literally changing the world...

    31. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Creeping standards.

      Perhaps I'm wrong, but I'm under the assumption that pretty much all "serious" IT jobs are like this. Employers started demanding more when things were tight, and now it just continues to get worse. Personally, I think it is BS as well, even though my job fits that description. I got promoted about six months ago, and at the time was working 80+ hours a week to get everything covered for the company. I didn't mind, it was temporary, and I had some flexibility. I was more or less making my schedule up as I went, so I was coming in fairly late. Since I'm not a morning person, that and the extra cash (not a salary employee) made up for it.

      Then things settled down, and since I didn't encounter any serious problems, I adopted a 10-11AM to 7-8 PM schedule. It worked well, since mornings here are usually slow, and evenings tend to see a lot of the workload. Customers prefer not to have anything serious done on their networks during business hours and all.

      Given that I'm making about as much as the people under me should be, I viewed the flexibility as my big reason for sticking around. I could do what I needed as long as I got the job done, and was available by phone the rest of the time for emergencies. I was fairly happy with things, little stress, and was productive most of the time I was at work.

      A month or two ago, I got summoned to my boss's office. I was informed that the flexible schedule thing just wasn't going to work -- I was expected to be there at 8 AM sharp, every morning. I pointed out that I really wasn't needed at that time, as well as the fact that I usually had to stay late to get things done anyway. Didn't matter. I wasn't directly told that I was going to have to work 11-12 hours a day at the office, as well as be available 24/7 for emergencies, but it was made clear that there weren't any other options.

      Since then, my productivity has gone through the floor. I'm not awake enough to be of any serious use before noon, and in the afternoons I still suffer because I'm not getting enough sleep. When I do get home, I try to do everything I need/want to in less time than I used to have, and often end up biting into my sleep schedule further. Realizing that this isn't sustainable, I've largely stopped doing anything that isn't "on fire" at work, and have adopted a "drop everything and leave" attitude at 6 PM. Since I don't need a full hour for lunch, but can't leave before 5, I've just started catching a bit of sleep in the middle of the day. If I happen to end up sleeping for an hour and a half instead of half an hour...well, that's just too bad. It just so happens that I can sit with my back to the door and look like I'm working to anyone who walks in -- and the hinges make enough noise to wake me up, so there's really no risk to me.

      End result? Well, Office Space has never seemed to relate quite so much to my life as it does now. I'm planning on leaving this area, so I'm holding on to this job to keep things stable until I've found another and decided where I'll be moving to. I feel kind of guilty about being as slack as I am, but given the utter disrespect shown to me, I obviously think it is justified. Besides, I still spend 50 hours a week at work, so I view this as payment for wasting my time and pinning me into a stuffy office.

      I really hope to find something better soon, but the wage slave attitude seems to be the norm here. Perhaps it is time to consider crossing the pond.

    32. Re:isn't this normal? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I thought the US had abolished slavery.

      If you're refering to post-civil war abolision of slavery via the 13th amendment, ever since that time, people have been in near slavery.

      1. Sharecropping in the 1800s
      2. The Company Store the only store you could access because of remote work conditions, and a store where you could (actually, were forced to by prices and wages) get a line of credit to buy food. You could leave whenever your debt was paid off. This was popular in the early 1900s. Bankrupcy laws killed this method, but since those have been revised, can we say resurgence?
      3. Striking? Unions? We dealt with them pretty well (Haymarket Sq., etc.)
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    33. Re:isn't this normal? by shelterpaw · · Score: 1

      I agree and disagree with you. Burnout happens at a job where you overwork yourself, but that's more inline with doing a job you don't love. If you love your job or your job is your passion, then it's hard to burn yourself out. However, I think only a small percentage of people in this world are working in their area of passion or a job they love.

    34. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except he's wrong - breakfast is served until 9:30.

    35. Re:isn't this normal? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've made the mistake of thinking the only way to be a slave is to be physically coerced.

      I haven't made the mistake because it is true.

      The definition I am using is: a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another; a bond servant. This is from dictionary.com . The closest definition I can find to the way you are using the word is: a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person . Even if we use the more generous second meaning; it simply does not apply, because one can simply be undominated by work by simply not showing up or doing it.

      When the alternative is starving in the gutter, that's close enough to coercion for most people.

      Let me ask you this: Imagine we are 8000 years in the past. An prehistoric farmer is carving out a meek farming existence. He carefully tills the soil with hand tools and scratches out a basic existence on what little he can cull from the soil. Is he then a slave to his farm? Is he a slave to the fact that he is an animal, and must, from time to time, feed his belly? What is coercing him to farm?

      The answer is, he is not coerced. There is no force. He is free to starve. Just because men must provide for their own survival does not enslave them. If that were the case, using that definition, under no circumstances could a man *not* be a slave. And in which case, all men are slaves and then there's no such thing as slavery.

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    36. Re:isn't this normal? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      In captialism you do have a choice, take a lower paying job elsewhere.

      In many area's you can get a smaller job at reduced pay rates that won't leave you in the gutter. If you want more you go get more.

      In many cases of people living in the gutter, a simple part time job at minimum wage would cover about 70% of their expenses, minus alcohol or drugs. It's not easy living like that but it can be done.

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    37. Re:isn't this normal? by mattatwork · · Score: 1

      I can accept a few days of overtime pending product launch, but if a company expected me to me available like that I would tell them to go f*** themselves.
      Considering how many projects Google employees work on (including the 20% time projects), I would imagine that every day involves work on a pending product launch. Google is still a relatively new company (founded in '98), so the college kid mentality is probably more of a start up mentality. There working hard to ensure there company succeeds. Microsoft is older with more well established products, so they don't have to work quite as hard to stay in the black.
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    38. Re:isn't this normal? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "I thought the US had abolished slavery. Why on earth does anyone put up with that??? Is the job market really that bad?"

      I think this is usually a case of being interested and engrossed in what one is doing. It's not like they are serving burgers and fries, or screwing the caps on tubes of toothpaste. From an outsider's perspective, it certainly seems like Google has got some cool and exciting projects going on, and a fairly unique business climate. If you like where you work, enjoy what you're working on, and have a good salary and benefits(especially incentive ones), why NOT spend your time working? Working a long day on something that you find interesting beats the hell out of working a short day and then going home to numb your brain with sports and sit-coms.

    39. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you're unemployed

    40. Re:isn't this normal? by xarak · · Score: 1


      Nah. Not 8.
      They lunch out for two hours also.

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    41. Re:isn't this normal? by QunaLop · · Score: 2, Informative

      hours at work != hours worked the author's point, which seemed obvious to me was that the average worker spends an average amount of time there, but their time spent at home is dominated by work there as well.

    42. Re:isn't this normal? by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      What he means is that employees as a whole are in the building 10AM and 6PM. But that means that there are a lot of people who come in at 7AM and leave by 6PM and others who come in by 10AM and leave by 9PM. 10AM and 6PM is when you expect "everyone" to be at work, does not preclude people working 10 to 12 hours a day.

    43. Re:isn't this normal? by Poruchik · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy.
      Let's say you work 10-6 like in the article. Then at your mid-year review, your manager says something like: " I see you are doing your job well, but I'd like to see more initiative." Then you notice that your coworkers all leave later than you. Then, if your colleagues are willing to share the numbers you find that your bonus and/or raise is half theirs. There's your real, tangible benefit.

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    44. Re:isn't this normal? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Staying plugged in to work 24/7 is putting yourself on the fast track to burnout....You have to draw a line between work and life, before work takes over your life. If these guys have to stay in tune with what is going on at work all the time, they are setting themselves up for less enjoyment of life."

      Glad to see your post!! I was getting really amazed, and actually a bit scared by how many people are responding as if working over 8-9 hours a day, working on your own time at home, etc was the NORM!!!

      I dunno. I like my jobs...but, when working for someone else, it is just that work. I do it only for the money, nothing else. When that door hits me on the ass on the way out, I do not give 'work stuff' another single thought, till I walk in the next day.

      Maybe that's why I'm happy as a contractor. Don't get me wrong, when working, I'm dedicated...I'm tuned in and actually enjoy what I do, but, it isn't my life, and it does not define me. If I won the lottery tomorrow and had the money I'd ever need...I can assure you, I'd spend the rest of my days 'off work'. I'd dabble in whatever hobbies I like, but mostly, I'd be out travelling, chasing women, driving boats and fast cars, and leading the good life as best as I can. I certainly would be too busy doing that, to have time to work ever again.

      Work is a necessity...it allows you to have the funds to live your life as you like. But, you have to take time away from work to actually enjoy the fruits of your labor, ya know?

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    45. Re:isn't this normal? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      unless they are getting decent options.

      I agree with your sentiment, but I would make the exception for a company that I felt would make me wealthy in 4-5 years.

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    46. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman ahoy!

    47. Re:isn't this normal? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Despite the increase in productivity (1000%?) since the 1930's- for some reason it always requires that we work at least 40 hours a week to make enough to live. We have less free time than they did in the 30's.

      Because of the way health care is structured, you are free to not work-- and die or go bankrupt. You can no longer own property-- taxes are set so high that you have to work in order to pay rent to the government for "your" property. If they were set on sales tax or income tax- you could pass on working but not property taxes.

      Make no mistake- we are in one of the most devious forms of slavery ever devised.

      Corporations and the wealthy have done a wonderful job of turning up the heat so slowly that we frogs never had the sense to jump out.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    48. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that reason? No Ethics?

    49. Re:isn't this normal? by linux+slacker · · Score: 1
      I have a simple rule - periodically, I review my own priorities in life -- what I consider important. If a job ever enters the 5 five of that list, it's time to quit, travel, go back to school, find a new job, etc. People that spend 24/7 at a job are letting their life slip away little by little.


      No one on their deathbed ever has the regret: "I wish I spent more time working!"

      --
      "Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." -- Thomas Jefferson, 1801
    50. Re:isn't this normal? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "With the unending trend towards advertising that has people thinking they need to work harder for random things so they'll be happy, and even just so they can have a relationship with someone? "

      Well, face it, you're chances of getting the good looking chicks are SLIM without a healthy amount of $$ in your wallet.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    51. Re:isn't this normal? by CantStopDancing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By your logic a slave is not a slave, since he is free to starve or otherwise kill himself.

      --
      I'm running a pirated copy of Linux.
    52. Re:isn't this normal? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Why? That sounds to me like the employees are being asked to make up for bad planning on the manager's part.

      Because, in development of almost any non-trivial system that is on a deadline, there is going to be at least a bit of crunch time at the end. Nothing ever goes according to plan, and if you have a deadline to meet, chances are that there will be at least a little rush at the end of even the best planned projects.

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    53. Re:isn't this normal? by tempestdata · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point, but disagree with your argument for it. I believe a slave is defintd by his or her lack of options. By denying him or her knowledge and access to alternatives. A farmer may scratch out an existence from his farm, or he may leave it if he chooses without facing any harm to himself. He may choose to become a merchant, a bandit, a goat herder, a priest. He must feed himself, but as a free person, you are able to choose how it is that you feed or provide for yourself. You can be a software engineer, or flip burgers, or paint art, or act, or be a lawyer. Its up to you. How successful you are is also up to you. I'd imagine a farmer is a better farmer than a goat herder.. but then again.. you never know.

      A slave, by contrast, has no options. He must do what his master tells him. He may have the genius of mozart.. but if his master decides he must herd goats.. then he has no choice. His access to women and how many children he can have is also dictated by his master.

      Maybe its a personal thing, but to me, if someone tries to deny me my options.. he/she is treating me like his/her slave. If someone is threatening me with physical coercion, (like a government of some sort. Kidding! ... Actually, not really... ) .. that coercion is being used to deny me my options. Whether it is done through physical coercion, or through other means is irrelevant.

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      - Tempestdata
    54. Re:isn't this normal? by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would I work extra unpaid hours (salary, not hourly) unless there was a real, tangible benefit?
      Getting control of your company's technical direction isn't benefit enough for you? There's a great deal of satisfaction -- not just with one's job, but with one's life as a whole -- in knowing that you make a difference.

      I'm senior tech staff at a startup. I may not spend as much time at home as I'd like, and the pay is often well below what I could make elsewhere -- but even if the stock doesn't pay off I'll be satisfied. I have the respect of my coworkers (managerial as well as technical) and a number of contacts which may pay off in the future -- but more importantly, I have a job (at a company whose product is nontrivially revolutionary within its field) where I make much more of a difference than any 9-to-5 cog. Will I do another high-risk, high-benefit startup after this one? Probably not -- this one was grandfathered in to my marriage, and the Wifely One would undoubtably object if I were to try for another -- but almost five years in, I don't regret it one bit.
    55. Re:isn't this normal? by paanta · · Score: 1
      Simple. Every business has slow periods and busy periods. You try to even that out as much as possible, but it's a fact of life. So, either the company can have massive excess capacity, which means a lot of bored, probably underpaid people and wasted profit; or it can run a little bit understaffed for those busy periods, but consequently pay people better and/or make more profit.

      In my experience, universities & government tends towards the former and most private companies tend towards the latter.

    56. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've made the mistake of thinking the only way to be a slave is to be physically coerced. That is not true.

      When we extend the meanings of words to include things that are similar, the words start losing their usefulness.

      In a capitalist society, I must work to live. Yes. Realistically I don't have a choice about that. Yes.

      However, my boss cannot beat me with a stick. My boss cannot rape me. My boss cannot sell off my siblings to some other boss, and force them to move away and never see me again. My boss cannot physically force me to stay in the building and keep working when I want to go home. My boss can fire me, but he cannot force me to work for someone else. My boss cannot force me to continue working for him either. Whenever I decide I am fed up with him, I can quit my job and go find another boss.

      Yes, I will still have to go find another boss. So I will still have to work. However, the fact that I still have to work is not even remotely similar to slavery.

      Maybe we work harder than we logically should, and this is because we are not given enough money or can't find jobs that have lighter requirements or whatever. Maybe that is bad. I won't disagree with any of these criticisms. However, they do not make capitalism the same as slavery, neither physically nor morally.

      Capitalism may suck, but it is not slavery.

    57. Re:isn't this normal? by jafac · · Score: 1

      This is the way we WANT the world to be.

      But this is the way it IS:
      You don't take care of business, you're on the "list".
      You're on the list? You have a higher chance of getting laid off.
      You get laid off? You have a lower chance of finding new work (particularly when layoffs are high throughout your industry).
      You can't find work? You take a hit in your income - often putting you behind the career and income growth curve, sometimes this hit lasts a short time, sometimes it can linger, and affect the entire rest of your career.

      There's an attitude that a lot of people who get into a bad career spot - well, it's their own fault for not developing the right skills, not having a good work ethic, whatever. In a lot of cases, that's just a knee-jerk moralistic judgment. In reality - a lot of people can be very productive in some environments, and not in others. And their niche is out there, but connecting the right person with the right niche (whether it's at Google, Microsoft, or some other company with the right cultural mix, the right personnel, the right gaps), is sometimes really difficult - for employers, AND employees. Some people are versatile. Some just are not - but that doesn't make them worthless; and certainly doesn't make them morally deserving of unemployment.

      Sometimes, being useless and getting laid off at one job opens the door to a much better situation elsewhere (and that has happened to me). Realizing the value of a particular situation - and acting to preserve it, can sometimes mean a stronger commitment. Whether that's uncompensated overtime, or whatever. Some individuals make that commitment, and when it counts, it's a good thing. If that establishes a "standard" to which others don't want to live up to is a different issue entirely.

      I'm not saying that commitment to long hours SHOULD be a standard, and not everyone should be expected to do that. But neither should a strict adherence to the 8x5 week either.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    58. Re:isn't this normal? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      By your logic a slave is not a slave, since he is free to starve or otherwise kill himself.

      Reductio ad absurdum. My argument is that in a capitalist society, a man can choose for whom he works, at what he works, when he works, or even not to work (even if the choice to not work results in his own death). Under a slave system, that same man, if he is a slave, has none of those choices. The parent of my reply then argued that because one HAS to work in order to live (regardless of any society, one must work. Humans do not photosynthesize and man cannot survive automatically), it is the same as being FORCED to work (that the nature of man needing to eat is the same force as a man consciously deciding to threaten or beat another man for not working). Therefore, the extension to his argument is that corporations are the same as slave masters. Except, of course, that corporations cannot keep you from running to a better corporation. I argued against his assertion that because we MUST work, everyone is forced to work. I was saying that needing to work, in order to live, does not equate with making someone work, and threatening their lives / killing them if they do not.

      A simple slavery test, I propose: Is a man allowed to take what action he thinks necessary to ensure his own survival? If he believes the methods that he is doing are not the best way, and would like to try differently, is he allowed to do so? Or will he feel the whip of oppression on his back, and will his chains grip tighter?

      Slavery defines a relationship between men. Capitalism is a decidedly different relationship. Whether a man has to eat because he is a man, and that's what his body requires, does not factor into the above two. Sorry if I was unclear previously.

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    59. Re:isn't this normal? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      Well-reasoned.

      Maybe its a personal thing, but to me, if someone tries to deny me my options.. he/she is treating me like his/her slave

      Do you agree then, that a company cannot possibly deny you those options? (unless the company put you in bondage, which isn't at all capitalism).

      --
      Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
    60. Re:isn't this normal? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      As was mentioned below, most companies have slow periods and busy periods.

      To elaborate more on my previous post, the company I work for sells autos, motorcycles and power equipment all around the world. In the US, automobiles are what we are known for and what constitutes most of our sales. As you may be aware, most auto companies release their new model year in the late summer or early fall. That means most of my office is quite busy starting about 4 months prior to release. It's not uncommon to see a few people working 8-8 during this time. But if management sees someone working those hours during the winter or early spring, they look into it.

      Sure, you could let people burn out, watch them leave the company, then replace them with recent college grads. But what you save in yearly salary you lose in experience and knowledge. Plus loyalty is extremely important to a Japanese business, and here it goes both ways.

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    61. Re:isn't this normal? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      Despite the increase in productivity (1000%?) since the 1930's- for some reason it always requires that we work at least 40 hours a week to make enough to live. We have less free time than they did in the 30's.

      Do you have numbers to back this up?
      http://eh.net/encyclopedia/article/whaples.work.ho urs.us

      Studies have pegged our leisure time available during the day as having gone from 1.8 hours in 1850 to 5.8 hours in 1995. Not only that, but the modern world has given us an enormous amount of variety in the things we can do during our leisure time. Books, televison, the internet, incredible hobby specialization, etc. And this doesn't even speak to the quality of work we do: percentages of hard labor (heavy muscle use) jobs have gone down, and less than 1% of the US population are farmers. We may have to work the same 8 hours as before, but what we end up doing is much more cerebral than physical. Ask anyone who busts their back for 8 hours doing manual labor. Office work is much more desirable.

      And think about this, speaking of colonial work ethic:

      In Virginia, authorities also transplanted the Statue of Artificers, which obliged all Englishmen (except the gentry) to engage in productive activity from sunrise to sunset. Likewise, a 1670 Massachusetts law demanded a minimum ten-hour workday

      We've got it good, and it turns out, there's actually no giant corporate conspiracy to keep us in bondage! Fancy that.

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      Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
    62. Re:isn't this normal? by CantStopDancing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So your choice boils down to:

      1. I work, because I need to eat. Without eating I die.

      or

      2. I work, because if I do not work, I am killed.

      This sounds like Hobson's choice to me.

      I believe in the edict that the only thing a free man can be forced to do is die. This draws no distinction between the methods of death, and by it, all men are equally (un)free.

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    63. Re:isn't this normal? by deets · · Score: 1

      Are you in the office next to me? I think I work with that woman as well. She spends 2 hours a day telling everyone (and I do mean everyone she talks to) how busy she is and that she never has enough time to finish her work. This is on top of the 4 hours she spends on personal phone calls.

    64. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/that/than/

    65. Re:isn't this normal? by smaddox · · Score: 1

      The difference between #1 and #2 is that #1 has the (slight) possibility of saving enough money to raise his financial and social outlooks.

      #2 must work his entire life without any possibility of anything every getting better. (Although in actuality, many slave owners would allow their slaves to work extra for pay, eventually leading to them buying their own freedom)

      However, herein lies the true difference between capitalist economy and every other economy - the possibility of improvement through hard work and determination.

    66. Re:isn't this normal? by Onan · · Score: 1

      Their style of questions was grilling you more and more and going deeper and deeper into the questions and technicalities until you failed. Started as what is TCP and UDP to going down and down and down the stack, syncookies, handshakes, how it works, to how sequence numbers are generated and more to more obscure points... At one point I couldn't answer anymore.

      The whole point of an interview is to find the scope of a candidate's knowledge. And the only way to find those boundaries is to exceed them.

      So, yes, any meaningful interview should include questions that you can't answer. That doesn't mean that you've failed, that just means that the interview has produced some information.

      It's not a contest between the interviewer and candidate, and attempting to find questions you can't answer is not intended as a personal affront to you. Interviewing is a cooperative process in which both parties are trying to come to an understanding of how good a fit the candidate and position are for one another.

    67. Re:isn't this normal? by drix · · Score: 1

      You should really go examine the rest of the world. I'm not trying to sound condescending here, really, and if you are deriving true happiness from your job then I apologize in advance. But if you are seriously devoting that much of the prime of your life to a marketing company, you are going to wind up feeling colossally gipped in about 25 years. Or any company, for that matter. Devote yourself to making yourself, your friends, and/or your family happy. But please, don't piss it all away making somebody else some money.

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      I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
    68. Re:isn't this normal? by illumin8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Their style of questions was grilling you more and more and going deeper and deeper into the questions and technicalities until you failed. Started as what is TCP and UDP to going down and down and down the stack, syncookies, handshakes, how it works, to how sequence numbers are generated and more to more obscure points... At one point I couldn't answer anymore.
      That was exactly how my third and fourth Google interviews went. I did extremely well because I tend to be the type of person that remembers those obscure details about TCP/IP packets that nobody needs to know in the "real world." But I couldn't help feeling that the entire interview was just about a pissing contest between 2 techies to see who knew more. Google has a lot of brilliant people working there, but it did seem extremely elitist and not a very good way to determine how smart a potential candidate is. If they push you long and far enough they will get to a point where you don't know any more.

      The thing that really, really bothered me about the interview process was that if they are hiring for a "senior level" position (in my case they were), basing their hiring decision on whether you know which bit is flipped on or off in a TCP header is more likely to favor the recent college graduate who happened to memorize his textbook and has no real world experience, than the experienced career veteran that has probably forgotten more than the college grad ever knew. That's most likely why the workforce is "just like college" and "work experience doesn't matter." Like I said, Google has a lot of bright people, but they lack a lot of real world experience. Maybe that's a good thing (look at problems from a new perspective), but there's something to be said for experience.
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    69. Re:isn't this normal? by bataras · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate juxtaposition of your url "lazylightning" with your comments about strictly not working outside the office notwithstanding, I guess it's fine to be religious about that. Provided you are equally religious about doing nothing unrelated to work while at the office. Can you say you never check personal email at work? Never peak at a blog or porn or news or whatever? Never take a long lunch?

      The fact is for me, being a computer programmer with a more than a slightly creative component to my work, there are times when I am not ready to do work and times when I am super ready to do work. Those times are hard to switch on and off at will. They come and go at night, during the day, whenever. So I don't get religious about the clock on the wall. I get religious about the clock in my head.

    70. Re:isn't this normal? by fandog · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to look it up now, but there was a discussion here a while back on why you don't see that many engineers over 45-50. They're out there, but not many. In the end, most people said they could do CS type stuff for about 20 years before they'd had it, and found something else to do with their time.

      "Passion" holds out for a maximum of probably 5-8 years in any tech field IMHE. After that, if you do it every day, it becomes just another 'job'. It seems to be human nature. Passionate or not, after about 20 years of it professionally, it gets pretty tiring. (There may be one or two individual exceptions out of 100, but they're just the ones who haven't been paying attention. :) )

      Then, the idea of renting body boards and umbrellas to tourists on Waikiki beach starts sounding pretty good. Hmm... 6-8 hour days at the beach, or 12+hr days for getting some patch done/server running/disasterOfTheDay fixed.

    71. Re:isn't this normal? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I think I love you
      I was starting to think I was the only one with that oppinion about work for a living, and not living for work.

    72. Re:isn't this normal? by Thaelon · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      [troll]

      I [snip] work[snip] for a marketing company :)

      "Kill yourself."
      -Bill Hicks
      [\troll]
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      Question everything

    73. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are people who like to divide their work and home time and people that like to integrate their work and home time. I'm at the office a lot, but I'm not always working. Working 8 hours straight doesn't work for me. I like to take breaks and do other "life" things. If I'm tired at 3pm, I take a nap. If I'm bored, I go work out (or post on slashdot :). If I can't sleep at 11pm, I log on and write some code. Does it mean I'm obsessed with work? No.

    74. Re:isn't this normal? by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I read my great-grandma's diary. If you think people in the 30's or the 40's had more free time than we do now, you're a fool. And if you want to complain about the cost of health care, think about what it meant back then to get cancer. You don't need health insurance to pay the doctor to say "You're going to die. Sucks to be you". And if you don't like property tax, go live in a "Park Model" home in south Texas like my parents. No property tax. Plenty of money left over for green fees.

      If you're a "slave", it's because you haven't figured out how not to be.

    75. Re:isn't this normal? by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that a lot of the people on here fall for the fake macho "you are your job" bull.

      This is bad for a number of reasons. One of the major ones is that it doesn't just affect them. Their bosses start to look at everyone else who *doesn't* behave that way and try to push them to work 24/7 as well.

      Personally, I think we should all spend some more time at the lake, relaxing and, while we're there, we should toss the blackberry out as far as we can.

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    76. Re:isn't this normal? by danielk1982 · · Score: 1

      >Because, in development of almost any non-trivial system that is on a deadline, there is going to be at least a bit of crunch time at the end. Nothing ever goes according to plan, and if you have a deadline to meet, chances are that there will be at least a little rush at the end of even the best planned projects.

      Thats fair, but why do employees have to pay for this with their time? Why does the general IT culture dictate workers don't get compensated for extra time worked?

    77. Re:isn't this normal? by j-pimp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If workers are "interchangeable parts," as the article seems to suggest, then from the company's point of view, it's best if your work IS your life. So what if you burn out early, there's a class-load of graduates every year, plus stragglers or over-achievers at mid-year.

      In other words, you have to set your limits, because many employers will be happy to take all they can get from you, without thought to the future.

      Unfortunately, in an employment situation like we have now in the US, there is little-to-no disincentive for employers to put workers on the burnout track, as a matter of course.

      There seem to be plenty of places to go after google, or any other "burnout track" job. Although you are kinda like an abused foster kid at that point. It takes you a while to learn to behave in "normal" manner, at least that was my experience. Granted I didn't work at MS or Google, but a place that qualified as "not normal" in many regards. I think in the long run it was a beneficial experience, as it has made me better at what I do. I'll never be a manager, but I am happier that way.

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    78. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unfortunate juxtaposition of your url "lazylightning" with your comments about strictly not working outside the office notwithstanding, I guess it's fine to be religious about that.

      They have nothing to do with each other. It's a Grateful Dead reference. Sorry to disappoint.

    79. Re:isn't this normal? by QMO · · Score: 1

      Well, face it, you're chances of getting the good looking chicks are SLIM without a healthy amount of $$ in your wallet.
      Even if you've allowed the television to define "good looking" for you, you're still wrong.
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    80. Re:isn't this normal? by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      However, herein lies the true difference between capitalist economy and every other economy - the possibility of improvement through hard work and determination.

      Exactly. As long as we respect the notion of private property, the opportunity exists for a person to save their earnings by living below their means, and then eventually buy land and a home to retire too, or work as a farm or whatever. Or they can invest their own capital in the capital markets and let other people grow their wealth for them ( one of the books in that "Rich Dad / Poor Dad" series makes the point that one key difference between the rich and the poor is that the poor don't have the knowledge of markets and investing to utilize the markets to grow their wealth).

      Or they might save their earnings and use the accumulated wealth to start their own business where they can set the rules and provide "good" (by their definition) jobs to other people. Eg, as Joel Spolsky said "I started Fog Creek because I wanted to create a company where I'd want to work."

      Saying that Capitalism is slavery is totally ridiculous. If anything is slavery, "Taxation is Slavery," since involuntary taxation denies your fundamental right to own property... and if you can't own anything, can you even own yourself?

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    81. Re:isn't this normal? by quintesse · · Score: 1

      Nitpick: you're mixing things up, a "bond servant" is not at all "the property of and wholly subject to another but "someone bound to labor without wages".

    82. Re:isn't this normal? by nirnimesh · · Score: 1

      Like I said, Google has a lot of bright people, but they lack a lot of real world experience. Yes, and that's the best part. Look at the world around you and you'll realize what sort of experience you brag about. I'm sure you'd find someone like George Bush "experienced".

    83. Re:isn't this normal? by Toon+Moene · · Score: 1

      > I work with a woman like that and being that she spends most of her day taking personal phone calls and
      > playing Hearts, I have a real problem with her telling everyone how important her job is to the institution.

      Hmmm, how much I recognize this. I also work far, far more effectively at home. So much so that I could just be playing Tetris at work all day and it wouldn't matter.

    84. Re:isn't this normal? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Even if you've allowed the television to define "good looking" for you, you're still wrong."

      I can only speak from experience, and years of 'in the field observation'. I've seen a number of less than ideal guys with very hot girlfriends, and it was due in large part to $$$.

      I dunno what you mean really about letting tv define anything for me. I happen to like younger looking, fit, women...with shoulder length (min) or longer hair, that know how to keep themselves looking nice, good with makeup, clothes, etc, and have good bodies. I'm actually not the usual US norm...I prefer brunettes over blondes.

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    85. Re:isn't this normal? by jamie(really) · · Score: 1

      Like your caveman, if I work hard so that I own enough land to feed myself, and build a house on that land, then, by your argument, I now have freedom. After all, I can feed myself, and live in my house. I now have as much freedom as that caveman.

      Unfortunately I then must pay taxes on that house. If I do not pay taxes on that house then the government comes with guns and takes it from me. Since shelter is a basic need for life, and since in order to have shelter I must also generate coin to pay taxation under penalty of violence and incarceration, clearly I am a slave.

      My point, in case I'm not clear, is that even one takes care of ones own needs, one is forced (men with guns) to do additional work to earn coin for the government. This is slavery. Your test fails:

      A simple slavery test, I propose: Is a man allowed to take what action he thinks necessary to ensure his own survival? If he believes the methods that he is doing are not the best way, and would like to try differently, is he allowed to do so? Or will he feel the whip of oppression on his back, and will his chains grip tighter?

      Just try it. Go and build a house and farm the land. This is what you need to survive. However, you will owe taxes and men with guns will come and incarcerate you and/or take away what you need to survive.

      Since the introduction of property taxes and income taxes, we have all been slaves. Of course, this is a criticism of governments, not capitalism.

    86. Re:isn't this normal? by rantingkitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if you are a little bit ambitious about your job and want to go the extra mile, sometime spending a few minutes here and there will make the big difference against people that do not do it.

      Yeah, and that's the problem. It degrades from there. One guy starts doing just a little extra to get noticed around the office. And indeed, others notice, like his coworkers, some of whom start doing a bit more too, so they don't look like slackers, or to show the guy up, or because they want to be the one getting the promotion. Pretty soon most everyone is doing it, and before too long -- and this is key -- management starts expecting it, and anyone who leaves work at work is derided as someone who doesn't care about his job.

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    87. Re:isn't this normal? by Knara · · Score: 1

      I was approached by Google, got interviewed, and at the end declined because I wasn't technical enough to be the Director of Engineering (or something like that as a tittle). Which is utter bs. There was not a single question about management. At least where I'm working now, it's pretty common for Directors to have no direct reports. I think they use it in place of having a separate title classification for "subject matter expert" or some such thing.
    88. Re:isn't this normal? by julioody · · Score: 1

      You gotta love the thinly veiled attempt to diminish their persona by calling them "kids who don't have a life yet". This is the sort of judgment you can expect from a managerial type who never took on a subject too seriously in his life.

      I've seen this happening a few times before. It's how they explain to themselves how come someone half their age knows a lot about something, while all they have is half-wit, "street smarts", and the luck to be surrounded by other knobs just like him.

    89. Re:isn't this normal? by Knara · · Score: 1

      While I suspect your reply was half troll, half sarcasm, that's not what he's talking about. He's talking about those things you figure out by doing that don't line up with the book answers.

      Now, granted, I can't think of one damn example in IT right now that fits into that idea, but....

    90. Re:isn't this normal? by Knara · · Score: 1

      What's a bonus and/or raise?

    91. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they push you long and far enough they will get to a point where you don't know any more.

      Well, at that point they're no longer testing what you know, but rather how you grapple with new concepts, which is something much more interesting from a hiring perspective.

    92. Re:isn't this normal? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, this happens all the time. Granted, the keyboard tends to be full of crumbs, and some of the keys are always a bit sticky after a danish, but I don't know how you do it in Capitalist America. Doesn't the cooking staff complain there's no room to prepare the meals with all the laptops and aero chairs in the kitchen?

    93. Re:isn't this normal? by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

      Maybe by pressing for ridiculous detail they were expecting you to admit that you don't know something (evidently you did, though), but explain that details like that can be looked up easily? It's reason behind the concept of layering, so that one person can make something without having to understand every detail below, and so layers can be swapped out when they're not appropriate, and so absurd to expect one person to know the intricate detail for each layer, well outside the scope of what they're doing and just wasting a good mind on irrelevant detail.

      If I'm a web application developer, I don't care how ethernet works, it's on the wrong layer. If I need it for some reason, I can look it up.

    94. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The whole point of an interview is to find the scope of a candidate's knowledge.

      Uh, no it isn't. And you're not going to FIND the scope during an interview anyway -- at most you can pursue only a very few lines of questioning deeply.

      An interview gives you *an idea* of what someone is like, and an idea of what kind of stuff they know, but only generally.

      For a developer, learning how to interview well is orthogonal to producing results. Guess which one matters, and which one you won't know about until AFTER the hire.

    95. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless these guys were real A-holes. What they were probably looking for is the point at which you say, I don't know that, but if I needed the information I would go about getting it in XYZ. I use this tactic in interviews all the time, the people that fail are the people that either try to guess when they don't know or simply say, I don't know without thinking how they would get the information. The questions are not about how much you know, but how good a problem solver and researcher you are.

    96. Re:isn't this normal? by PenguSven · · Score: 1

      If you crazy americans don't get paid overtime or get time-in-leiu (sometimes called Flexitime) then thats your own stupid faults. i've never worked anywhere that staff were expected to do extra hours without equivelant time off/overtime.

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    97. Re:isn't this normal? by deets · · Score: 1

      So I don't get religious about the clock on the wall. I get religious about the clock in my head.

      She is never religious about the clock either, until about 30 minutes before she sneaks out early. Then it is off to restroom, then on break, then to talk to some friends down the hall. For awhile she actually spent her last 30 minutes at work on break (hint, we only get 15 minutes). This is what she told managment why she was gone early.

    98. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that Google doesn't hire web application developers, it hires software engineers, and it wants them to be versatile to work anywhere in the technology stack, not just at a high-level

    99. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work from the home most of the time, and only go into the office when absolutely needed. Mostly, because the air conditioning is much better at home. And the office smells bad...

    100. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was approached by Google, got interviewed, and at the end declined because I wasn't technical enough [...]. Which is utter bs. [...]. I am very technical and have always been, and in all my reviews at all my jobs was/am always told one of the most technically savy person.
      >
      > [...] I am glad I don't work there in fact, sure there are some nice benefits and all, but it isn't everything. I got a few job offers and work for one of the best company around, and in my mind a much better company than Google...

      I'm sorry that the fact that they didn't pick you made you so bitter.

      I traveled to one of their HQ a few weeks ago for the interviews and they made me an offer. I will start working with them soon. The people I talked with (over 5 interviews) were very nice. I wouldn't call any of them "pretentious" or "full of themselves". I could tell they were *very* intelligent, yet they never came of as arrogant to me. But, then again, I'm not bitter.

      I also got to the point where I didn't know some details and I just told them. I would say things like "well, I would just look this up on Google or Wikipedia". For example, I didn't remember the order of the arguments to many system calls or standard C functions that I used in the code I produced during the interviews and I told them; they just gave me the answer, just as fast as it would take me to look man pages or Google for it. And this didn't happen just once but again and again during the course of most of the interviews I had. So I don't think the fact that you could not remember some details was the reason they decided not to pick you; it didn't stop them from picking me.

      And, from what I can tell, their interviews start with really basic question but their difficulty increases as you go. Of course, at some point you won't be able to answer some questions. That is expected. It happened to me as well. Unlike you, however, I think that is a very good thing: that's precisely how the interviews can determine how technically savvy you are.

      I think a more healty reaction to the fact that they didn't pick you would be just to move on, instead of calling them pretentious and full of themselves and criticizing their hiring process, but I can understand why someone without a very strong self-steem may feel bitter and decide to do the second. ;-) Ok, I'm being pretentious and full of myself now. :-P

      I wish I could reveal more details but I'm under an NDA.

    101. Re:isn't this normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > if you can't own anything, can you even own yourself?

      What does that even mean?

      I own little bits and pieces - car, furniture, etc.

      If I 'own' 1000 sq ft of land, or have a brand new mortgage on a condo, how does that make me better than a person that rents an apartment?

      I could pay the condo association $200-500/mo for the right to live in 'my own' place, and/or pay the local gov $2500/yr to live in a house + interest + insurance + upkeep. What happens if I don't pay? Can I still live there?

      I 'give' 15% of my pay to a 401k, and max out my IRA each year. I have the money, and might buy property sometime, but am not sure of this American Dream.

      Is it just peace of mind? Is that what you have?

    102. Re:isn't this normal? by Onan · · Score: 1

      The whole point of an interview is to find the scope of a candidate's knowledge.

      Uh, no it isn't. And you're not going to FIND the scope during an interview anyway -- at most you can pursue only a very few lines of questioning deeply.

      An interview gives you *an idea* of what someone is like, and an idea of what kind of stuff they know, but only generally.

      For a developer, learning how to interview well is orthogonal to producing results. Guess which one matters, and which one you won't know about until AFTER the hire.

      If you believe that an interview can give only the vaguest general idea of a candidate's abilities, and that any attempt to learn more is doomed, what is it that you suggest potential employers should do? Just hire everyone who walks in the door, and expect to fire most of them in a few months?

      And if you don't feel that the point of an interview is to find the scope of a candidate's knowledge, what is the point? Why should one bother with them at all?

    103. Re:isn't this normal? by x-caiver · · Score: 1

      I believe when he said "generally in the office between 10 and 6" he meant that that was the window of time that had the most overlap. It is common for many of these more flexible companies to have 'core hours' during which you are expected to be available for in-person meetings. The downside is you are expected to be in the office during those hours on most days, but the upside is that you are much less likely to have meetings at crappy times. (Like I refuse to have meetings with people at 8am, unless they are -real- emergencies, and the division I work in has a 'no recurring meetings at 5pm or later' policy) 'Core hours' vary from place to place, some could be 10-4, others could tighten it even more to 10:30-3:30, etc. So, with that in mind, it is likely he meant "Some people work from 6am to 4pm, and some people from from noon to 9pm". 10 and 9 hour days, neither of which are slacker hours really.

    104. Re:isn't this normal? by t_ban · · Score: 1

      The answer is, he is not coerced. There is no force. He is free to starve. Just because men must provide for their own survival does not enslave them. If that were the case, using that definition, under no circumstances could a man *not* be a slave. And in which case, all men are slaves and then there's no such thing as slavery.

      slavery to nature and slavery to other human beings are two different things. of course every person is a slave to nature because they must eat, sleep and defecate. but capitalism is different. it entails slavery to other human beings -- those who own capital. the worker owns labour, the capitalist owns land and capital. production is not possible without either side. yet the capitalist gets the best of the deal, while the worker is free either to sell his labour cheaply (that is, according to the terms set by the capitalist) or to starve. naturally (because it is the instinct of every living being to preserve its own life), the worker is forced to give in. and that is why there is most definitely a force, a coercion involved in the capitalist process.

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    105. Re:isn't this normal? by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      You are insane if you work more than 40 hours a week, except in extraordinary circumstances. You are a doormat.

    106. Re:isn't this normal? by bhsurfer · · Score: 1
      If you live in a state or country that has prisons & laws (and especially the death penalty) it could be argued that you don't actually own yourself, or at least that the government has the right to revoke your ownership of yourself based on your behavior and their laws. Since elected officials in the US such as state governors can sign death warrants on their citizens you have to wonder how much of yourself you actually *do* own.

      I actually agree with your post, I just had to go off on a little tangent about the whole ownership thing because it annoys me that some bureaucrats are granted the authority to kill people with a pen based on campaign promises about balancing budgets and family values. WTF? Isn't it comforting to know that men of such integrity hold your lives in their hands?

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    107. Re:isn't this normal? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      What is even weirder is they seem to be accepting a twenty percent pay cut so they can get one tenth of it in free food. So its work twenty percent long for twenty percent less, but you get free peanuts.

      I think google likes g-g-g-gullible coders fresh out of college but it really makes you think about googles marketing staff who came up with this scheme and sold it to their fellow staff members, I wonder if they are working longer hours for less money, or are they paid more and work less as long as they keep google's secrets.

      It is easy to tell why M$ what to copy google's system. You have to wonder whether google's coders are gonna start thinking that working twenty percent less for twenty percent more and they get shove the free peanuts might be a better idea.

      What happened to the whole principle or work to live don't live to work.

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    108. Re:isn't this normal? by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      8:15 till 5:30ish here

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    109. Re:isn't this normal? by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Maybe by pressing for ridiculous detail they were expecting you to admit that you don't know something (evidently you did, though), but explain that details like that can be looked up easily?
      I'll be the first to admit that there is a lot I don't know. Actually, the "just google it" answer doesn't fly too well with the interviewers. They are looking for a level of expertise that goes to the "subject matter expert" level so they expect you to have this stuff memorized. Also, when they had me writing code, I commented on how much easier it would be to have an actual computer I could code on, but they didn't seem into that, because it would give me the advantage of not having to have memorization of all concepts. I guess they assume (and possibly rightly so) that a real expert will just "know how to code" from memory and be able to do it in his sleep.
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    110. Re:isn't this normal? by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Look at the world around you and you'll realize what sort of experience you brag about. I'm sure you'd find someone like George Bush "experienced".
      All you have to do is read my signature to know what I think about Bush. 5 years ago I probably would have agreed with you. Now that I've had a few more years in my career I'm starting to see the benefit of experience. Experience is the type of thing that tells you "maybe I should back things up before I patch," when your hacker mind is telling you "nah just go ahead and patch, what could possibly go wrong?" I'm not saying experience means you're smarter. It just gives you a little more wisdom, to know how to make the right choice when you're in a stressful situation.
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    111. Re:isn't this normal? by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      unless these guys were real A-holes. What they were probably looking for is the point at which you say, I don't know that, but if I needed the information I would go about getting it in XYZ. I use this tactic in interviews all the time, the people that fail are the people that either try to guess when they don't know or simply say, I don't know without thinking how they would get the information. The questions are not about how much you know, but how good a problem solver and researcher you are.
      I agree with you completely. I've been through many interviews where that was the case, and the way to "win" the interview was just to admit "I don't know, but I would google using these search terms, using boolean logic to discard irrelevant search results."

      In this case it was different. Google is looking for people who "just know" or have memorized these concepts.
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    112. Re:isn't this normal? by lababidi · · Score: 1

      no typo. to catch breakfast AND dinner you must be there from 8AM to 630PM. And it's worth it too.

    113. Re:isn't this normal? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      He is free to starve.
      That is a bizarrely paradoxical definition of freedom, as it makes slavery seem the more pleasant and sensible option.

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    114. Re:isn't this normal? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I have to say I did a lot of digging here and you are for the mostly correct for America and I'll assume it is similar in other countries.

      Two things being ignored is that it now requires two people to work to earn enough money to have a household and that we have had lower working hours in the mid 1930's and the mid 1950's than we do now. So effectively, we now have to work 80 hours a week to have a household where previously 40 hours a week would suffice. Housing has become particularly expensive. However, I would agree that it has increased greatly in quality.

      There are several VERY suspicious aspects of the data you are siting however.

      Table 5
      Division of the Day for the Average Male Household Head over the Course of a Year, 1880 and 1995

      Activity

      Activity Year
      1880 1995

      Sleep
      8 8* (This doesn't match reality- everyone i know sleeps 7 hours or less and is often tired during the day)

      Meals and hygiene
      2 2

      Chores
      2 2

      Travel to and from work
      1 1 (more like 1.25 hours for most people I know)

      Work

      8.5 4.7 (WTF???? 4.7 hours? That's complete bullshit- 8 hours work- often 8.5 hours work)

      Illness .7 .5

      Left over for leisure activities

      1.8 5.8 (5.8 - 3.3 -.25 = 2.25 + 1 (stolen from sleep) = 3.25)

      Source: Fogel (2000)

      How can you cite a survey that shows we work 4.7 hours a day? That's obvious crap on the face of it. I know people that are working two jobs to keep up. I know people working 9 hours a day. Everyone at my company works 8 hours a day minimum.

      Care to tell me why his work hours per day are so unrealistic? Even saying we used to work saturdays and now do not (which isn't true) you wouldn't get 4.7 hours. That number is extremely low.

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    115. Re:isn't this normal? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I talked to my grandmother too. She was lower class and had plenty of time to go out dancing, have parties, and so on while working as a single mother with my grandpa off in South America.

      I agree that on health insurance there was no choice because there was no cure- while now you must work for a corporation or have $700 a month or you die (despite/because there is a cure).

      I'll have to research park model homes because right now on a 150k house- the taxes are $3400 a year-- that's 300 a month I have to come up with or I lose my home.

      I have to have medical insurance at this point- while in a previous era I would just be dead- now I will be miserable, anxious and exhausted until I die if I do not have ins. The system is set up so that I can't get ins unless I work for a corp. So I agree to be a slave and they agree to le t me live and not feel miserable the rest of my life until my premature death.

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  2. HR at work by SolitaryMan · · Score: 0

    Well, Microsoft's HR is working hard ... or hardly working.

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    1. Re:HR at work by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hehe, that was funny... or really lame.

    2. Re:HR at work by spellraiser · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I bet they do a lot of TPS reports.

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  3. From the perspective of someone on the outside... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The biggest difference between Google and Microsoft is that Google turns research ideas into products. Microsoft spends something like five billion dollars on research a year, and pretty much any conference has a few interesting papers by Microsoft Research, but five years later you still won't see any products based on them. Google have a good track record of turning employees '20% time' into products. I think the difference here is that Microsoft have a research arm, and a products arm, and are not good at passing ideas between the two, while Google have people doing product work 80% of the time and research 20% of the time, so there is no disconnect.

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  4. Lost me in the first para by CallFinalClass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Microsoft is an amazingly transparent company. Google is not. "

    Ya, right.

    1. Re:Lost me in the first para by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Informative

      And the name of this new blog: Just Say "No" To Google

      Biased?

    2. Re:Lost me in the first para by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just say no to Google! Oh, but here's how we can try to be exactly like them!

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    3. Re:Lost me in the first para by heffrey · · Score: 1

      Why is that so hard to believe? Or are you displaying the typical /. bias?

    4. Re:Lost me in the first para by megaditto · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, Microsoft actually has a privacy policy that respects users' privacy.

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    5. Re:Lost me in the first para by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      RTFA: Google offices have glass walls everywhere! What can be more transparent than that?

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    6. Re:Lost me in the first para by cronot · · Score: 1

      Well, no one can tell (save for the employees themselves) how transparently the company is internally, so Microsoft may well be more transparent than Google. But if you judge by the behavior each companies show in the market, I think it's a pretty safe bet that Google is at least more transparent than Microsoft (even if not "amazingly" transparent). I guess that the GP thought that way too.

    7. Re:Lost me in the first para by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Oh, they're transparent all right. Whenever they make an announcement, it's usually completely obvious that their motives are other than stated.

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    8. Re:Lost me in the first para by dintech · · Score: 0

      I'm going to f***ing kill google!

    9. Re:Lost me in the first para by CallFinalClass · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's exactly what I had in mind.

      The internal workings aren't as important as I know I'll never work at either place. Interesting, darn tootin but not important.

    10. Re:Lost me in the first para by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get modded insightful? The person who leaked the email obviously has his own personal feelings about Google... the "just say no" thing is his, and was not part of the interview. And the interviewee is clearly not suggesting anyone become "exactly like them" and is only acknowledging a few of their strong points.

    11. Re:Lost me in the first para by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      How? By letting all your precious documents be read by humans instead of Google's computers?

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  5. College Kid Atmosphere by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I find that very amusing. Bill gates ran Microsoft as just such a company for many years.

    1. Re:College Kid Atmosphere by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      That was acknowledged in the article, which stated that Google's corporate culture was very much like early Microsoft.

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    2. Re:College Kid Atmosphere by dragonrouge · · Score: 0

      Douglas Coupland wrote "Microserfs" which portrayed the Microsoft work culture in the golden age when employees could become stock millionaires. It's a very nice book and actually more about relationships than geek culture

  6. I heard... Over at Google by fenodyree · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard, that over at google, they have vat grown clones of Natalie Portman for use by all employee's. How is Microsoft ever going to counter that?

    My guess is with an army of brain dead Steve Balmers...

    1. Re:I heard... Over at Google by neonmonk · · Score: 1

      With Hot Grits of course!

    2. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      And at Google the Hot Grits are FREE!!!

    3. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      My guess is with an army of brain dead Steve Balmers...

      Department of redundancy department?
    4. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Serapth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, I have never once considered working at google. The free gourmet lunch thing... yeah, thats great. All of the perks and status attached, thats great too. Yet, at the end of the day, im really more interested in family time then I am work time. I work to live, not the other way around.

      That said, give me a Natalie Portman clone and im in! Who needs family time when you have Natalie Portman?!?!

    5. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is with an army of brain dead Steve Balmers...

      Is it gay to want to bend him over and hear him yell, "Developers developers, developers developers!"

    6. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does she come with the Princess Leia metal bikini option? If so then I'm in!

    7. Re:I heard... Over at Google by sctaylorcan · · Score: 1

      I heard, that over at google, they have vat grown clones of Natalie Portman for use by all employee's.

      Man - I sure hope poor Natalie doesn't ever read Slashdot. Heebies! Jeebies!!

    8. Re:I heard... Over at Google by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      You sir are the bringer of good news. My question is this - how can I get a dozen?

    9. Re:I heard... Over at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know -- it's up to yourself, really. I work full-time at Google, and I work reasonable hours (about 7 hours every day). When I go home, I leave work at work. You're not giving up anything unless you want to yourself.

  7. the moment I heard... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... that google abhors private offices and loves open-space plans, was the moment any temptation to go work for them evaporated for me. Now if only there was a company like MS (work-environment wise) that worked in the unix-linux-lamp-python-etc space...

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    1. Re:the moment I heard... by raxtor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Novell? *ducks*

    2. Re:the moment I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how open space is it? Offices are fine if everything is close together. You should have some privacy in those. However, if you are in an open space setup where your area is larger than a 15x15 foot area, then that is not so bad. Especially if everyone is not hooked up to a phone.

      I have done a few phone jobs. Mortgage and tech support. Having a 3x3 foot area and everyone around you hooked up to a phone is both cramped and noisy. If you include some high ceilings, well above 10 feet then even better.

      Right now my computer work is done at home so I am happy, no phones and no noisy people.

    3. Re:the moment I heard... by paitre · · Score: 1

      *nod* That's actually why I'm kinda glad I didn't get past the second round of interviews with them (an earlier poster was correct - they get so down into the nitty gritty that has so little to do with the original question that it's absolutely about one-upmanship and NOT solely about getting capable people in).
      I now work from home with a nice salary, and I'd have other perks if I actually felt the need to take advantage of them (like having my internet access paid for...) Basically, unless someone's going to sponsor a security clearance or drop a 30% higher salary on me (or both), I ain't going anywhere. Even to work for Google.

  8. Why negative responses? by transmetal · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Can someone explain to this naive college student why that post is getting responses like

    Dude you shouldn't have published this, why do you even work for microsoft. you should quit right away.
    and

    I cannot believe you posted this. What is wrong with you? Makes me shudder to think what else your pathetic and bereft character would allow yourself to post. No house is perfect, we're all a little dysfunctional. Assuming you have a significant other or children, how would you feel if one of them decided to post something that highlighted your imperfections..? Wait, they wouldn't have to, your lack of integrity has been sufficiently demonstrated here.
    The entire post sounded reasonable, and was an interesting peek into the sort of corporate environments I may / may not be hired into in the next few years.
    1. Re:Why negative responses? by another_fanboy · · Score: 1

      FTA: "making the rounds on just about every internal email list I belong to in Microsoft"
      Whether or not it was a good post, he probably should not have posted it.

    2. Re:Why negative responses? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      As someone else who commented there said, it's hard to tell if the comments came from MS or Google fans/employees, because the article was so neutral anyway. I mean, he showed some pros and cons with both companies, and get that as response? Is it MS people thinking he was disrespectful of the internal status of the memo, or is it Googlers who think he's throwing dirt on Google?

      The "pathetic character" seem to come from a huge Google fan to me anyway, and the first "shouldn't have published this" seem to come from a Microsoftie.

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    3. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You must be new here.

      Slashdot seems to have a rather large number of people, shall we say, slightly left of stalin. Needless to say, they'll do just about anything to "change reality". Never forget that evil is defined, and enforced by their groupthink (if you have any doubts as to what groupthink will do to a society, look at the red khmer, or nazi germany, or any muslim nation), or you will face the consequences. Just watch this post.

      Needless to say the microsoft scaremongering and daemonizing, while occasionally "somewhat" justified, generally is just mindless me-too infantile behavior. Same with topics about the american government (okay, they're not perfect, but they try, which is more than can be said for most regimes people here seem to support, such as Iran or Venezuela), and just watch what they say about Bush or global warming.

      You see politics is not about reality. For example the reality is very simple : the UN is run by oppressive regimes, and is nowhere near the "freedom-promoting" organization it claims to be. Just check it's stances and membership with an open mind, and you'll see. There is no way that e.g. khatami will every promote liberty, since the first thing a free Iran would do is kill him. Many, many regimes are run like that one, or worse.

      Next "liberalism" is about a lot of things, but not about letting people do what they want. In fact, it's about outlawing a LOT of behavior (smoking, drinking, ...), and allowing a lot of worse behavior (e.g. beating women is okay if it's a cultural habit, see the quran, it has a chapter on women, read it) or plain racism (can't blame people for directly quoting holy books now can we ? "the lowest animals on this earth are non-muslims" - quran 8:55 "kill them in any manner possible" - 9:5). Liberalism is about moral relativism ("yes but republicans kill people too, so it's just normal") and denial of responsability ("just because I say you can't arrest terrorists does not mean I support them killing ..." - yes it does ... obviously).

      Given that many people here openly support these types of ideas, are you really surprised to find hating idiots here ?

    4. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... to be a little cynical... don't you think the blog and some of the comments were published by M$'s HR department? The whole thing looks like a very poorly disguised (yet successful!) attempt to try to undermine Google's reputation as a great place to work...

    5. Re:Why negative responses? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Slashdot seems to have a rather large number of people, shall we say, slightly left of stalin.

      I wouldn't say it's a large number. Just enough to be amusing, really. My impression is that most slashdotters are basically libertarian.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    6. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're f*cking insane.

    7. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly.

      Needless to say, they'll do just about anything to "change reality". Never forget that evil is defined, and enforced by their groupthink

      According to you, any coherent group that comes to an agreement is evil and is the result of 'groupthink'. How about differentiating between unintelligent group decisions with those that are intelligent and then associating them with a logical reasoning for why any decisions produced are good or bad instead of making stupid blanket statements.

      The American fear of group cohesion and socialization is silly and irrational.

      Same with topics about the american government (okay, they're not perfect, but they try, which is more than can be said for most regimes people here seem to support, such as Iran or Venezuela), and just watch what they say about Bush or global warming.

      Honestly, who on here comes to the defense of Iran or Venezuela? Really now. You're just pulling shit out of your ass.

      There is no way that e.g. khatami will every promote liberty, since the first thing a free Iran would do is kill him. Many, many regimes are run like that one, or worse.

      tl;dr

      Don't care about how other countries run their affairs.

      Next "liberalism" is about a lot of things, but not about letting people do what they want. In fact, it's about outlawing a LOT of behavior (smoking, drinking, ...), and allowing a lot of worse behavior (e.g. beating women is okay if it's a cultural habit, see the quran, it has a chapter on women, read it) or plain racism (can't blame people for directly quoting holy books now can we ? "the lowest animals on this earth are non-muslims" - quran 8:55 "kill them in any manner possible" - 9:5). Liberalism is about moral relativism ("yes but republicans kill people too, so it's just normal") and denial of responsability ("just because I say you can't arrest terrorists does not mean I support them killing ..." - yes it does ... obviously).

      Well, its hard to disagree with the fact that liberals want a carefully managed society, but how is that any different than paleo-conservatives? Cons want to ban porn, drinking, sex (outside their carefully controlled definition), homosexuals, video games, many types of speech, and etc. I don't think liberals agree with mistreatment of women, how do you come to that conclusion?

      How come con don't ever mention that both the Christian and Jewish religions say alot of nasty and mean things as well?

    8. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people identify with their workplace and take any criticism personally. Some become defensive and so on.

      This conflation of group and personal identity is very common and will almost always provoke a negative response even though the criticism is justified, especially if this is seen as coming from someone outside the group. For what it's worth, Google employees would probably become very upset if Microsoft employees would point out the piss-poor privacy policy at Google.

      Some more examples:

      -Americans do not react well to the foreign criticism of the President or the American foreign policy
      -Conversely, the Chinese/Russians will overreact to Western criticism of their countries' human rights records even when they would otherwise agree
      -children will not accept any criticism of their parents
      -firefox fanboys will throw a hissy fit in response to any criticism from an Opera fanboy

    9. Re:Why negative responses? by protohiro1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good job with that strawman. Boy does he look like an idiot. I mean, that guy thinks you shouldn't be able to arrest terrorists! What an asshole. He thinks killing is ok because republicans do it! And he wants to outlaw drinking, smoking and legalize wife beating. Mr. Coward. If you think that is what liberals think no wonder you don't like them. They sound like idiots! No I don't doubt that you can dig up morons on the internet that actually think these things. But I can tell you that the vast majority of self-described liberals are universally opposed to domestic violence and prohibition. A great number of them smoke. Most of them drink. None of them think you shouldn't be able to arrest terrorists. Almost of all them are opposed to religious extremism and fundamentalism. (do I need to find some choice passages from another popular holy book?) And nobody, I MEAN NOBODY, supports the Iranian government. Holy crap, do you really think liberals think that? Because they don't, ok?

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    10. Re:Why negative responses? by alakest · · Score: 1

      Love the way you drop the critical bits.

      Just as an example:

      "just because I say you can't arrest terrorists does not mean I support them killing ..." - yes it does ... obviously"

      in a more honest world would read as:

      "just because I say you can't arrest terrorists without reasonable evidence, without any sort of oversight, without any assurance of humane treatment, without recourse for mis-arrested innocents, or effective representation, or without even lip service to the idea that eventually we should disclose what we did to the taxpayers in whose name we've commited what many consider to be crimes, does not mean I support them killing ..." - yes it does in my stunted, chest-thumping, opinion ... obviously since you imply the uncomfortable idea that our opponents, be they islamic or democrat, have any sort of human qualities we ought to respect out of princible, even if only for the sake of any of our own soliders that might be captured."

      What a tired, twisted, neurotic fan-boy, wannabe line of thought you trotted through it's paces in your post. Talking points so weak and old they can hardly muster a breath to blow the dust off themselves. Talking points so fetid with the ichor of some closeted fetish the suppressed ambiguity of one's attractions seems to drip from them.

      Enjoy your life, though guessing from your post that'll only be possible in some feral manner which might leave you gasping "Rosebud" when the reaper shows up to draw the curtain on what I'm sure will be a life of spreading such happiness.

    11. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The negative responses are not from the article, rather from the abuse of internal communications. If people feel free to post anything (even if it is as harmless as this article) from there internal mail then the result is you get less open and free internal discussion as everyone wonders if some arsehat like this guy is gonna post it on the web, which is a negative for everyone. The article is harmless but the action from the person really demand getting sacked if he is identified. His thoughtlessness screws it up for everyone else.

    12. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I just want to move on to the next new thing.

      Microsoft has had it's monopoly, and it is tired.

      We are due for another ground breaking sweet experience on our desktop/laptop/PDA/phone.

      Something on one of those platforms that would take everyone to the next level.

      Or maybe this is all there is. That would be a bad dream.

    13. Re:Why negative responses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're tearing yourself up (or typing shit to rile people up) for nothing.

      OB: I listen to AM talk for a few hours a day. Hell in a handbasket I tells ya.

      But please - Stop taking Slashdot, right wing blogs, Limbaugh, O'Reilley, or Savage so seriously.

      Don't wrap yourself up in the issues that these people shout at you!

      It's a miasma of shit + some truth + hand waving + a shitload of money for everyone involved. Think
      about it if you would.

      I would say the liberal agenda is even more emotional, but exactly the same as the worst right wing blog you've seen.

      Be aware of the issues, vote, and talk to your friends FWIW.

  9. Re:Fun with FUD by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

    FUD is also blaming Microsoft of FUD at the drop of a hat...

  10. New Communism? by stormi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    At the risk of getting marked troll or flamebait, it almost sounds like a pseudo communism. There are bins for them to have shirts, and free food... Google takes care of everything for them. Throw in the "you are all alike" attitude, especially evinced by the random desks and overcrowding.

    Since most of this sounds a bit non-standard with companies, it will be interesting to see how well it ends up working in the long run.

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    "if only i had known i would have been a locksmith." -albert einstein
    1. Re:New Communism? by endianx · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sounds more like this to me. We do seem to be moving in that direction. Microsoft even has its own currency.

    2. Re:New Communism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At the risk of getting marked troll or flamebait, it almost sounds like a pseudo communism.
      Except for the fact that not everyone is paid the same. Google just offers some really nice benefits.
    3. Re:New Communism? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      At the risk of getting marked troll or flamebait, it almost sounds like a pseudo communism. There are bins for them to have shirts, and free food... Google takes care of everything for them. Throw in the "you are all alike" attitude, especially evinced by the random desks and overcrowding. Hmm... not convinced. Being cynical about it, it's more like if Google provide everything an employee needs (i.e. takes care of the immediate things that an employee would otherwise consider going home for), they spend more of their time at work, and even build their life around it.

      That's arguably where the 20-something college-kid mentality (akin to supposedly "old" Microsoft) applies too.

      If it doesn't remind me of communism, though, Google is certainly reminiscent of a cult in some respects. I'm not smart enough to work for Google, but if I was, I still wouldn't want to for that very reason.
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    4. Re:New Communism? by eln · · Score: 1

      They are offering stuff that college kids want because they are convinced that the best employees they can get are recent college graduates. The problem is, if all you hire is recent college graduates, you get a bunch of people who will work slavishly churning out a whole lot of crap they think is the most awesome thing ever. This can be a good thing, but you need to have plenty of direction from more experienced employees to turn all of that youthful energy into something the company can make money with.

      As the company ages, it will move past that mindset. They may have more difficulty than some others, because the founders are those rare people that actually managed to move their pet project in college into a huge company. Eventually, though, they will take more of a back seat, and the college kids currently in their employ will settle down and start families, and the culture will change. The only other option is constant churn to kick out the old guys and bring in new kids. That sort of strategy, though, usually just ends up breeding low morale and a lot of mercenary employees who are only there until they find something better.

      Another thing to remember is that company loyalty is helped along a whole lot by the company being successful. Google operates a lot like a startup because they are still bringing in tons of cash, and their stock price is lofty. Eventually, they will settle into the slow growth and basically flat stock of a mature company. At that time, they will have more of a challenge getting their employees to work as hard, especially when competitors move into their space and trim the profit margins, forcing them to cut back on some of these perks.

    5. Re:New Communism? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      At the risk of getting marked troll or flamebait, it almost sounds like a pseudo communism.

      You mean socialism, right? Communism implies that there are armed guards preventing you from leaving the Googleplex and propaganda everywhere.

      --
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    6. Re:New Communism? by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      I think it is kind of a flippan use of the term communism. You have to be sort of elite to work at Google to begin with, not a member of the proletariat. Many of those items you describe are capitlistic perks. You don't have to wear their t-shirts or eat thier food.

      The whole point of the article was about approaches to attracting and retaining the most talented individuals.

    7. Re:New Communism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me it sounds like a company that grew too fast. They probably have a HUGE pool of talent from horid to god like status. But it sounds like they have serious problems in the company. It will not show for about 2-3 years. But that amount of chaos does not last. It will naturaly organize itself into small pools of loud mouth jerks who tussle for resources.

      Also 100 people PER manager?! That means *NO* way to move up in the company. *NO* way to get constructive feedback or bad feedback for that matter. *NO* way to know what your goals are. *NO* way to know what the companyies goals are. Plus 1 manager you probably never see. So you can go off and do whatever you like. Sounds fun but not very productive. It probably means every project is way over budget. If I was a stock holder I would see this and ask some SERIOUSLY hard questions.

      Trust me the day is comming you will see 'Google lays off 10% of its workforce'. To those of you working in google enjoy it while it lasts. It will not last forever.

    8. Re:New Communism? by steinnes · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're too far off the mark, it has happened in the past that companies reaching a certain size set up practically everything for their employees and their families.

      Housing, recreation, shopping (clothes, food), transportation (company cars?), travels, etc.

      Because the corporations could purchase everything wholesale, it allowed them to provide more to their employees than by means of salaries, while at the same time being less of an expenditure than the equivalent spending on salaries.

      I believe that in the '30s, there were quite a few companies set up like this, and co-owned by all the workers, in a very communistic way.

      It's possible that communism works much better on such a small scale.

    9. Re:New Communism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... What you described is Stalinism or a similar philosophy.

      tmegapscm

    10. Re:New Communism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as the tps reports have the new cover letter, you're ok.

  11. They've got to do something by lbmouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would the last person to leave Redmond for Mountain View please remember to turn off the lights.

    1. Re:They've got to do something by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      There's a Google campus in Washington and a Microsoft campus very close to Mountain View. Because there are a lot of smart programmers in both locations and neither company wants to be without them.

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    2. Re:They've got to do something by Saige · · Score: 1

      Hardly. I've had multiple Google recruiters contact me various ways, and my response every time is "not interested".

      I'm working on the Xbox 360 team. Google has nothing nearly as interesting. Why would I want to leave the gaming industry? Besides, this girl LIKES having her own office with multiple Xboxes and an HDTV in it. :)

      --
      "You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
    3. Re:They've got to do something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like you're just not good enough for Google. Girls are inferior programmers, and that's a fact.

    4. Re:They've got to do something by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I've had, I think, 3 Google recruiters contact me at this point.

      The first one I was interested in until I started learning more. Now I can say that I'm definately not interested in working for them. Sorry, but the geek penis waving contests over obscure things that aren't often used (and only take a minute or two to look up) and "my degree is better than yours because it's from Stanford" baloney doesn't impress me and, in fact, repulses me.

      Nice Atari tatoo, by the way.

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  12. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    five years later you still won't see any products based on them. You will see patents making sure no-one else can implement products based on similar ideas and perhaps threaten microsoft's monopoly - the WHOLE POINT of microsoft "research" is to deny market entry to anyone else.
    Now, you say "oh, but patents 'only' last 20 years". Well, I've got news for you: US diplomats have been pushing for 40 year patent terms abroad (asia, mainly). Once a country goes for that, then the USA will have a policy-laundered excuse to "harmonize" up to 40 years. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    The entire patent system should be abolished - if you want to reward "innovators" over and above the free market, find a way that doesn't deal a death of a thousand cuts to the freedom of hundreds of millions.

  13. Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Somehow, the author interprets the great perks like free T-shirts, meals, health care, and facilities as Google playing your parent and running your life. That's a hell of a spin job on what I'd consider a dream environment.

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    1. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Do you, by any chance, fit the "college kid" demographic referred to in the article?

      I am a family man. The idea of eating 3 meals per day at work doesn't fit at all. Dentistry at work? Interesting, but I'd prefer a traditional plan, because I personally am only 1/6 (less, actually) of the dental needs that I am responsible for. Am I making sense? It seems like the benefits are all based on the employee/company relationship, but most of those needs are already met by my other relationships, and maintaining those is a higher priority for me. Instead of a gourmet meal for myself at work, I'd rather have the cash towards some hamburgers I can eat at home with my family.

    2. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer a traditional plan, because I personally am only 1/6 (less, actually) of the dental needs that I am responsible for. Am I making sense? Not really. The American healthcare system is grossly inefficient. Where do you think the money your employer is shoveling into the fire on your behalf comes from? It comes from your salary.

      Google is providing convenient care that saves you money, time and hassle. And you can go see an outside dentist if it pleases you. What's not to like?
    3. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What's not to like?

      Their family medical/dental benefits aren't nearly as good. Duh.

    4. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      So google not only pays for a dental plan but also for a dentist to come there... in other words they spend MORE than if they just had a dental plan. guess where that money comes from? No, its not the tooth fairy.

    5. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      No I don't. I'm guessing you're a Libertarian. "Put the money in my pocket and I'll decide how best to use it!" Never mind if collective efforts are more efficient. It's still a free market, so you can choose to work at Microsoft.

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    6. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      Let's see your numbers.

    7. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      You're the one who said it saves people money so it is you who should provide the numbers to back up your claim.

      Who do you think pays for that dentist's services themselves? Let me give you a hint, it's not google. Google is not a health care provider and likely has no desire to deal with the headaches involved (insurance, goverment oversight, lawsuits, etc.). See every google employee likely has a dental plan, with a number of choices of plans from various providers I can only hope. Now google brings to their campus a dentist who accepts one or more of those plans, paying the dentist to come there of course. Google employees then use their dental plan, well those that have that the dentist accepts, to pay for the dentist just as if they had gone to any other dentist in their plan.

      So what exactly was your point and how do employees save money again? Does being physically on the google campus somehow magically make any money that goes to that dentist flow more easily through the health care system?

    8. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by timeOday · · Score: 1
      A family *is* a collective effort. It's simply a matter of which group you choose to identify with most closely. If you give more than just your professional life to your employer, then there's less of you remaining to share with other people, such as sharing meals with them. The "live at work" arrangements are probably great for people with co-workers as their primary social contacts, and I can see why an employer would encourage that. But for me, it's family - before, during, and after any particular job that I hold. So I prefer perks like flexible work hours, solid family health plan, telecommuting (especially if I have to work late), or, yes, extra cash to take a trip or whatever.

      That said, a job is much more than perks and benefits, and google sounds great in the areas of creativity and productivity (based on the number of new products they are always releasing).

    9. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by Splunge · · Score: 1

      I believe they don't actually pay a dentist to come there. Instead they allow a dentist to work onsite.

      The dentist ends up with a guaranteed client base, and, who knows? Maybe waives patient copays or something.

      You could argue that there is still a cost to the company in this situation given that the space of a dentist office is not available for normal employees to work but I suspect the company reaps a larger benefit in more efficient working where some percentage of people aren't taking time off to travel to dentists and back.

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    10. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      First, it's worth keeping in mind that Google has a fiduciary duty to its shareholders to act in their own interest.

      Pursuant to this obligation, this program could conceivably offer employees and employer numerous benefits. Consider that a large volume of research indicates that the American health care system is grossly inefficient. If Google can supplant or merely gain better oversight of any element of this inefficient apparatus, it can potentially save money. Furthermore, by offering employees convenient care, Google may attract more productive employees. Therefore, it stands to reason that this program could serve Google's interest.

    11. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Consider that a large volume of research indicates that the American health care system is grossly inefficient. If Google can supplant or merely gain better oversight of any element of this inefficient apparatus, it can potentially save money. No it can't, apparently you consider efficiency to be money spent per person. By giving its employees easier access to a dentists google is INCREASING the system's efficiency by increasing the number of unnecessary visits to the dentist. Since the money goes to the exact same health system as any other dentist I ask once again what magical change happens to money that enter's the health system on google's property? I mean are there magical efficiency fairies that dab their little wands over the transactions or something? Also, the dentists likely comes in a big van and this van goes to many companies in the area, so no he/she likely does not physically reside on google property in anything but a temporary fashion. Likewise there is the inefficiency induced by oversight that google must do of this system and so on.

      Therefore, it stands to reason that this program could serve Google's interest. Of course it serves google's interest but that just means it helps extract more work time from workers. This does not save the workers or the health care system any money, it actually costs more money to both than other systems. To quote you "Where do you think the money your employer is shoveling into the fire on your behalf comes from? It comes from your salary."
    12. Re:Laughable "Google is like my mommy" arguments by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      By giving its employees easier access to a dentists google is INCREASING the system's efficiency by increasing the number of unnecessary visits to the dentist. This could easily save money. It's called preventative treatment & examination.

      I mean are there magical efficiency fairies that dab their little wands over the transactions or something? Sure, kid, why not. *pats Rikishi on the head*

      Likewise there is the inefficiency induced by oversight that google must do of this system and so on. I don't know. Our system is pretty fucked up - any sort of oversight might go a long way.
  14. So that's it? We just believe this blog? Not me by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm amazed to see discussions, not just here but elsewhere, based on blog posts which supposedly give "an insider's look" or "confessions from a former...." and are taken as the gospel truth.

    Admittedly, I am cynical, but isn't it common sense to take these things as false until proven true?

    Personally, I give this kind of thing as much credence as forwarded-forwarded-forwarded email.

    1. Re:So that's it? We just believe this blog? Not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK after you or someone you trust get a job at google. You can tell us all about the real truths at google.

      Of course probably violating the half inch NDA you had to sign

  15. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by rev_sanchez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think another big issue is that Google is probably still at that stage where projects are new enough and the organization is new enough where you're actually permitted to accomplish significant things without a mountain of bureaucracy, a long series of pointless meetings, and approval from several large committees. You get the impression that, unlike other software companies, Google hires good people and lets them work instead of keeping them perpetually frustrated.

    Eventually, Google's employees will be as over-managed as most other employees at most other software companies.

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  16. Re:Fun with FUD by truthsearch · · Score: 0, Troll

    How is blaming Microsoft of FUD fear, uncertainty, or doubt? No one here is afraid of their FUD. We know what to expect, so it's not uncertain. And it's the opposite of doubt because we know they spread it and it's consequences.

  17. #1 Tip by niceone · · Score: 3, Funny

    #1 Tip for MS employees: tell people you work at Google.

    1. Re:#1 Tip by michaelnz · · Score: 1

      Ha! It's like advice for Americans traveling abroad in slightly hostile environments: tell people you're Canadian.

  18. I've got to have an office. by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've tried to write code in a cubicle, and it sucks, big time. I can share an office, but two-up in a 10x20 is about my limit.

    So, if I find myself competing with Google for a candidate, I can see the main lever to apply. Besides matching their salaries, I've got to provide a private office, and make sure that the work is as interesting as whatever they'd be doing at Google.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    1. Re:I've got to have an office. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I'm just finishing my PhD, and starting to look for a job[1], and I don't think this would be an incentive for me. I have a fairly decent set of headphones, so when I don't want to be disturbed I can tune out the environment completely, and I do this while I'm writing code. When I'm thinking, being able to easily interact with people is nice. I spent some of the time during my PhD in an office and some in a lab, and I felt very isolated in the office.

      One thing I would advocate is getting decent (read: thick) cubicle dividers and allowing your employees to place them themselves. Oh, and lots of windows; I spent a week working in a lab with only a small window on the other side of the room from me, and hated every second of it. Having sunlight and air flowing from the outside makes a working environment much more enjoyable.


      [1] Not very hard. I'm taking a few months break to work on a free software project and finish off my book first.

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    2. Re:I've got to have an office. by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I agree completely! I share an office (that has a huge window) now with another developer and am pretty happy with the arrangement. I've worked in cubicles (way too loud) and in offices w/o windows (depressing as hell) and know that I need a privatish office with a window to really be productive.

    3. Re:I've got to have an office. by Decado · · Score: 1

      The whole programmers need an office cubicle thing is vastly overrated. Programmers need interesting work. I have created some of the best work I have ever done in cubicle farms and wasted months doing nothing in the same environment. I can say the same for working at home or in my own office.

      What makes people get a lot done is NOT the environment they work in so much as their interest in the work they do. It is, I believe something Joel misses completely in his write up. People tend to skew things based on their own experiences and extrapolate generalisations from them and then some pasty nerd who thinks he is hot shit won't work in a cubicle because some article on the internet says he will be 10% less productive in that environment.

      If your programmers are not being productive it is more likely because they couldn't care less about the work they have than it is anything to do with their environment.

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  19. My own experience at Google by spyrochaete · · Score: 2, Informative

    I blogged about my own experience at Googleplex in Mountain View. I concur that Google is very hush hush in general. My most surprising observation was that the security guards were rather laid-back while some engineers were very solemn and confrontational. This is not indicative of the overall feel of the place though - it's like a cruise ship party where people do work.

    1. Re:My own experience at Google by drmerope · · Score: 1

      Indeed, its very unusual for a company to be so stringently against having visitors in engineering areas. The last time I encountered such a policy was back in the 80s when AT&T Bell Labs worked on classified projects.

      Even at Yahoo/Overture there was only one off-limits room: essentially their version of a NOC and then only because they had big protected displays showing graphs that were correlated with real-time revenue.

  20. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by bahwi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Google is about making a better, quicker, more effective product or filling a need that wasn't filled before. Microsoft's policy has typically been "How do we control the market?" "How do we make this product necessary to the industry?" etc... Not building a better/quicker product but making a product in demand. Kind of like requiring vista to run certain games(while my railroad tycoon 3 causes vista to coredump on my laptop, I'm not touching it on my desktop, which means no shadowrun... damnit).

    You can argue it any way you like, Microsoft is a little more agressive in the industry and Google believes if you build a great product people will come(and with their name they believe everything they do is a great product whether it is or isn't because they get people just because of their name). Microsoft has given up on better/quicker and gone for "How to make this necessary?"

  21. Re:Fun with FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now? Microsoft has basically _always_ (except in the really early startup days) indoctrinated its nonexecutive employees like a cult. They almost always hire straight out of college, before students get "tainted" by exposure to the free world.

  22. I laughed out loud. by twitter · · Score: 1

    What amazing spin:

    Microsoft is an amazingly transparent company.

    People know about M$ because M$ has misbehaved not because M$ wants people to know things. M$ leaks like a sieve because their employees hate their company. This is how the rest of the world gets Halloween Documents, and other fun outside of lawsuits. Lawsuits are the result of everyone else's outrage and reveal even more. Calling that kind of hate and animosity "transparency" is a brazen lie. Actual disclosure will get you fired.

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    1. Re:I laughed out loud. by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      People know about M$ because M$ has misbehaved not because M$ wants people to know things. M$ leaks like a sieve because their employees hate their company.

      That's it. You're a dead man, honestly, watch your back.

      I'm taking like a man all the discussions about "evil" and all the posts talking about "you're forgetting, they're convicted monopolists!!!" people repeat like damn parrots on these forums with the cool and non-chalante expression of a Marlboro man going for his 156-th smoke this afternoon.

      But I'm not going to see four instances of "M$" in a single line of text and stand here taking it like a pussy.

      I'm coming for ya! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

    2. Re:I laughed out loud. by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Thank you for making me laugh out loud and cough up tea on my keyboard. :)

      I was unaware you were replying to twitter, however. Making fun of twitter is about the only way TO reply to him, so hats off again.

      (and to your sig: there's a 100% chance *IM* wasting my time here.)

      PS. Before twitter replies with her panties in a twist (like he did to everyone else), I'm running Ubuntu Linux, and before that, I ran Slackware. I'm no "M$ f4nb01!!!!" or anything.

    3. Re:I laughed out loud. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Funny...

      I've known people who worked for MS and really rather liked it. On the whole, it seems one hell of a lot saner than a lot of places I've seen though there is always room for improvement.

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  23. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    The biggest difference between Google and Microsoft is that Google turns research ideas into products.

    You may not like the few Microsoft products that you actually know about, but the idea that Google produce more products that hit the marketplace is simply fundamentally not true. Furthermore, while Microsoft's products may lack the "innovation" you're after, at least they have some that actually attempt to do useful things. Google, on the other hand, is focused on ways to monetize the Web through advertising. Very noble...

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  24. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by jrumney · · Score: 1

    I guess that's the downside that Microsoft sees in Googles "college kid" atmosphere. Why innovate when you can embrace, extend, extinguish.

  25. Pay for food? by bahwi · · Score: 1

    Wow. I'm self employed so I pay for all my lunches anyways, but I wouldn't work somewhere where they make you pay for food in the cafeteria unless they give you 1 1/2 hrs for lunch. Sounds like my corporate brothers are having a shitty time right now. :(

    I'd say even with the less pay Google offers a better working environment, although career wise it sounds like Microsoft is the way to go(coming from a Microsoft memo, that's the way you would expect it to sound too).

    I guess it's hard to demand stuff from the "corporate overlords" but crappy food for $15 isn't going to win me over. They say that I say 1 1/2 hrs for lunch so I have time to get out and get back. I love the ideas of a "tech stop" at google. That sounds just awesome.

    1. Re:Pay for food? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      by all accounts, google does not give 'crappy food'. they hire real chefs and cook REAL food.

      this isn't the 'cafeteria' you might be thinking of...

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    2. Re:Pay for food? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      He was talking about microsoft. The clue being that google doesn't charge anything for there 3 free meals a day.

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    3. Re:Pay for food? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      I've worked at quite a few "large" and medium-sized companies, and it's been my experience that, unless they're hosting a special event, you pay for your lunch at the company's cafeteria.

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    4. Re:Pay for food? by bahwi · · Score: 1

      But they do free food as well, so aren't the ones I was talking about. :)

    5. Re:Pay for food? by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my point is that is ridiculous unless given enough time to go out for lunch and have a nice relaxing lunch at come back refreshed, which is really 1.5hrs. You shouldn't be rushed to eat or forced to eat at the cafeteria because of time constraints and it really shouldn't be accepted ever and I feel for those who have to accept it.

    6. Re:Pay for food? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      He was talking about microsoft.

      Microsoft has really good food in their cafeterias. I've never been to Google, so I can't make a comparison, but I've been to several at MS when I was in a class or visiting friends who work there and it was always tasty. It's much cheaper than going out to lunch, too. It's not like MS charges the full price that a restaurant/fast food place would.

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    7. Re:Pay for food? by dvNull · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's Building 112 has a lot of great food choices as well. Its not free but the food is definitely cheaper and healthier than going to a fast food place or random chinese take out.

      Regardless of where you work, health and taste wise its probably best to bring your own food.

    8. Re:Pay for food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they eat healthier food that keeps employees smarter and happier because google enforces only organic or fresh locally grown food.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd6BPhJjYL4

  26. Google is a one-product company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest difference between Google and Microsoft is that Google turns research ideas into products

    Correction: Google turns research ideas into products that don't make any money

    I like Google as much as the next guy, but you won't see me jumping ship to work for Google and I wouldn't touch Google stock with a ten foot pole because they are a one product company; with the exception of AdSense, nothing Google does makes money to any significant degree. While they are light years ahead of Microsoft and Yahoo right now, its just a matter of time before someone catches up. And when that happens, Google's perks (as nifty as they are) will be viewed how Aeron chairs were viewed in 2002.

    1. Re:Google is a one-product company by bberens · · Score: 1

      Lots of google's projects are a success. Google Maps and GMail increases page loads which increases revenue. The value of that mind share alone is.. well, you've seen Google's stock. What you're concerned about is that Google only has one way of effectively monetizing their products (through advertising fees). Well I would argue that this is not an inherently better or worse way of monetizing products than vendor sales.

      Let's face it, television and cable channels have no way of monetizing their products except through commercials (season DVDs aside). Those are industries which seem to be doing pretty well.

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  27. Re:Fun with FUD by NickFortune · · Score: 3, Interesting

    hmmm... a while back there was speculation that Microsoft had despaired of ever having its press releases taken seriously, and instead had started to release company PR disguised as "leaks" about which it would then pretend to get vary annoyed.

    By doing so, instead of everyone going "ho-hum - more PR from Redmond" they'd take the leaked document very seriously. Then someone would pipe up with, "you know, if you think about it, Microsoft really don't sound too that bad in this", and everyone would take that seriously too. Because, you know, if it wasn't true, why would they be so angry?

    So I suppose it's possible that Microsoft employees aren't the intended audience here...

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  28. Plus ca change,... by interglossa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you get a roomful of seasoned IT people to read this they will all say that all the basic tags of this piece are present in any reminiscence of the early days of a great company. Digital Equipment Corporation had a great deal of this proto-fascist sense of belonging, - we were all young and felt ourselves the specialest snowflakes. The success in the marketplace, like love for a Christian, covers over a multitude of sins. I will say DEC didn't offer free food and clothing. Their speciality was alien abduction - they built in towns on Route 495 where the youth were as much as possible free of such distractions as husbands, wives, fuckbuddies of any gender and life as lived. Of course what we were all looking for here was the grim underside of google and we didn't get it. I mean the real nitty-gritty, like the conflicts at Thinking Machines which made traumatized employees go home, pull down the blinds and not answer e-mail or phones for six months. I do know people who have been traumatized by rejection from google after great career debuts at other places, which is very sad.

  29. Wrong about private office space by Uksi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The memo is wrong about private office space. Microsofties are used to it because they all have private offices (with doors and all), which is far better than cubes, but his dismissal of shared working spaces comes with no backup arguments (other than a link to a JoelOnSoftware article that talks about them expanding space--how is that a backup argument?)

    I used to work in a team room environment, where all the developers sat together in one room (there were 10-15 of us or so), working on the same product. I loved working in that environment. You could talk to anyone just like that right away. Not having to walk for a minute or half a minute makes quite a difference, believe it or not. Since the barrier for asking someone for help or ideas is so low (lean over and speak), it's much easier to quickly bounce off ideas without having to interrupt your own flow. Also, you overhear others' problems and ideas, and pitch in with your own. Countless times I've heard someone lamenting some problem and was able to chip in with "oh I just solved the same issue."

    Yes, you must have headphones in the team room, because sometimes you just need to concentrate and headphones are essential to drown out the noise.

    Unfortunately, I am back to working in a cube and I miss the team room days.

    1. Re:Wrong about private office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >dismissal of shared working spaces comes with no backup arguments

      If you'd read Peopleware like everyone else, you'd know that he needs none.

    2. Re:Wrong about private office space by CallFinalClass · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to see this marked as a troll, as it's true.

      Gotta love the mods....

    3. Re:Wrong about private office space by bomb_number_20 · · Score: 1

      Leaning over and just talking to someone may not interrupt your workflow, but it will interrupt theirs. Certain people just sort of stop thinking for themselves in an environment like that, causing the productivity of everyone around them to drop dramatically.

      An environment like that _can_ be productive, but it can really suck, too.

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    4. Re:Wrong about private office space by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      And all of a sudden, good management becomes important. :-)

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    5. Re:Wrong about private office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree. Its far easier to work with dbase people, QA, etc when in an open environment and everyones right there. They can reach you and you can reach them, you dont have to get up and walk around and hunt people down.

    6. Re:Wrong about private office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you must have headphones in the team room, because sometimes you just need to concentrate and headphones are essential to drown out the noise.

      As PeopleWare pointed out, wearing headphones is not so much a sign of 'isolating you from your environment' as it is 'sucking the creativity out of you'.

      I loved working in that environment. You could talk to anyone just like that right away. Not having to walk for a minute or half a minute makes quite a difference, believe it or not. Since the barrier for asking someone for help or ideas is so low (lean over and speak), it's much easier to quickly bounce off ideas without having to interrupt your own flow.

      Yeah, it means instead of typing "grep" to find the name of a function, they ask you. Bang, there goes your flow. I guess it's great for flow if you're the only one asking questions, but that's about it.

    7. Re:Wrong about private office space by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      Our group has a team room available (we usually sit in cubes) for the rare times when we decide to go in there and use it. I too feel it is a productive environment, but I struggle to decide how it is best implemented. Team Room only Pros: - You get great cooperation and communication - Everyone feels accountable - Lots of camaraderie - People get competitive and thus more productive Cons: - Everyone feels pressured to look busy, even when they aren't - No personal space - Pressure to be there when the earliest person arrives and when the latest person leaves will often interfere with your personal life or lead to burnout, or both Cube or Office / Team Room combination Pros: - All the benefits of a team room, when people feel motivated to work in there - All the benefits of a personal work space Cons: - People are unlikely to leave their cube/office unless they are forced - If your company doesn't provide laptops, switching PCs is a pain - Shuffling paper and property around is a pain regardless In the end I would think that some sort of combination would be the most effective, but some guidance from management would be important. If I were in charge I might try encouraging the team to be in the team room during the middle hours of the day, say 10am to 3pm, and I would only ask such a thing if a large project were underway. Slightly off-topic, I also had a rather "Big Brother" (by my standards) idea about how to deal with web use: discourage web browsing (block the ports?) on workstations, but at the same time provide a break lounge stocked with PCs where you were free to browse any time you felt like it. This would simply remove a significant distraction from your work area. While rather strict sounding, I actually thought up this idea to benefit myself, since I often struggle with the distraction. I know one thing: I'd much rather work at a place that blocked my ports but didn't watch the clock than a place that let me run amok yet watched eagle-eyed for me to be there every day at 8am sharp, with tightly regulated break times.

    8. Re:Wrong about private office space by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      but his dismissal of shared working spaces
      Er apart from the experiments OBM and others have done ? 15-20 % improvemnents Read Rapid Software Development by McConell
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    9. Re:Wrong about private office space by drawfour · · Score: 1

      Yes, you must have headphones in the team room, because sometimes you just need to concentrate and headphones are essential to drown out the noise.
      And what about people who don't listen to music while they work? If I have my own office, I can close my work to concentrate in relative peace. If I'm in a cubicle or "team room", I either have to listen to something that may actually make my work less effective, or I have to wear something that's going to stop all noises from coming through. And working in complete silence (not hearing the click of the keyboard, sounds from the computer, etc...) can be very distracting as well.

      I'll take my single office anyday.
    10. Re:Wrong about private office space by jkiol · · Score: 1

      I work in a situation like this. We do have our own cubical s which we can go to if needed. But for 95% of the time our cubes are collecting dust as the 10-15 developers choose to work in the shared environment. Sometimes it is distracting, but that hardly offsets the shared environment productivity. Fortunately our room is nicely set up, with benches that do offer a bit of privacy (most of us don't have people looking over our shoulders), you do have to stand up if you want a face to face conversation.

  30. Re:I always knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at Google. It really is a dream job. The main criticisms he had were:

    1. People work too hard
    2. There is little privacy

    #2 is true and is unfortunate, although it matters less than you think because nobody expects you to be working all the time. #1 is just a load of crap. Some people work hard because they feel like it, but there is very little pressure to do so, and many people do not work hard at all. I average less than 8 hours a day and never work from home, and I have never been given crap about it.

  31. is Google doomed? by AnonymousCactus · · Score: 1

    As many have pointed out, many successful companies have started off similarly.

    So is Google doomed? Doomed to be a bureaucratic mess with 800 levels between me and, say, Bill Gates with the only people who can really profit off of my work being closer to the top of the pyramid. I've interned a lot of places, but haven't actually had a job. Friends who have tell me such horror stories. Are the creme of the crop CS people destined to either pinball around the tech companies as the are founded and inevitably turn crappy hoping that once they'll get in early enough to ride the wave for the rest of their lives? Or is there a better way? :)

  32. It says volumes about Microsoft... by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that there are so many replies along the lines of

    "Dude you shouldn't have published this, why do you even work for microsoft."
        and
    "You should quit right away"
        and
    "this is horrible, man you ARE the reason microsoft is suffering!"
        and
    "What is wrong with you? Why would you publish this? This is internal only"
        and
    "I cannot believe you posted this. What is wrong with you? Makes me shudder to think what else your pathetic and bereft character would allow yourself to post"
        and
    "Idiot, idiot, you should quit. You should be ashamed. Hopefully HR will figure out who the hell you are and can your ***."

    When I read the posting, my thought was that both Microsoft and Google sounded like interesting places to work, with different profiles of plusses and minuses.

    When I read the responses, my thought was that Microsoft must be as full of paranoid conformists as the second circle of Hell. If these responses are typical of the environment, goodness knows what Microsoft does to people who post Dilbert cartoons on their office walls.

    1. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by bmajik · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised at some of the comments as well. For as many "internal lists" as this supposedly went around to, I never saw it :)

      All that said, generally if you re-post something MS internal to the outside world, it's poor form. Even if the information isn't that important, sensitive, or interesting, it breaks a pretty black and white corporate and ethical line. There's been a lot of internal censorship and lawyer finger-waves at people on what are supposed to be "internal" lists precisely because stuff has a habit of leaking to the outside world. This stifles internal communication and makes us less effective internally. There are many "taboo" topics internally because so little is truly internal, and we're such an attractive legal target, and because email / IM discovery/retention policies have gotten a lot of attention in court cases.

      I think any of the respondants, if they're truly MS emplyoees, are upset that an _internal_ memo was leaked in its entirety with only basic edits to the outside world. We're a company that's trying hard to become more transparent, both officially through MSDN/Channel9 type stuff, and unofficially through stuff like Minimsft, but there still needs to be some discretion.

      While the content of this mail doesn't strike me as problematic, the fact that it was leaked when the original author probably had no expectation that it would be, is the issue.

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    2. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      If these responses are typical of the environment, goodness knows what Microsoft does to people who post Dilbert cartoons on their office walls. They are promoted to the Security Researcher position?
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    3. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious that they're all the same troll responding to his post. "No Name", "Dankee" posting 1 minute for "Sanjeev", all with the same written style.

    4. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that Microsoft : microserfs :: Dick Cheney : CIA agents?

      Because, while this is a distinctly impertinent thing to say on Slashdot, I'd have to agree with you.

    5. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Could also be Google employees too. They are very anal about information leakages after all, even if the leak has to do with the work environment and not the work itself.

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    6. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by m4g02 · · Score: 1

      The ones that replied are interns, not FTE, you can tell it by their childish behavior. This doesn't really reflects the Microsoft environment.

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    7. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by x-caiver · · Score: 1

      Those responses are not representative of the majority of MS employees, just like responses on the Fake Steve Jobs Blog aren't representative of Apple, or posts on the Mini-MSFT blog are repre...(okay, well maybe I should leave that example off)

    8. Re:It says volumes about Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  33. Evil Empire by llZENll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just wait another 5 years and Google will be the new evil empire, they are almost already there with all of the privacy concerns.

    1. Re:Evil Empire by FFFish · · Score: 1

      And Apple, too, will be as bad as Microsoft once it has some good marketshare.

      Fortunately, Ubuntu & kin will be n00bluser-ready by the time that happens.

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  34. Re:Fun with FUD by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a pretty interesting read, definately not FUD. I don't fear working for Google now, or am I any more uncertain or doubtful about the experience. The article jives pretty well with other stuff posted about working for Google. So basically I think you are wrong. Calling the article FUD does increase uncertainty and doubt about its content. Maybe not fear, so it's UD then.

    This type of knee-jerk Microsoft bashing is only good for a little karma-whoring but does not really add anything of much value. Kind of like FUD. Especially when you would have posted the same comment no matter what the article said.

  35. Maintenance by oni · · Score: 1

    a bunch of people who will work slavishly churning out a whole lot of crap they think is the most awesome thing ever.

    Yep. I bet they've never had to do any maintenance at google. Everything they have is brand new (and admittedly, all of it is pretty awesome). The problem is that, take something like gmail for example. Gmail *has* to exist and be supported and updated and maintained for decades. What I'm getting at is, if you look at the big picture, you'll see that 90% of the time spent coding on gmail will necessarily be spent maintaining it, NOT writing it.

    Now, I don't know what the code for gmail looks like. Maybe it's beautifully written, pretty-printed, commented, documented, poetry. Maybe. For the people who do that 90% of the work, I hope it's like that. What I have seen in my years in the software industry, is that people who can churn out lots of code and do lots of cool stuff, tend to write code that's very difficult to maintain.

    So anyway yeah, like you said, college kids will work slavishly to churn something out. I just hope the code is readable because if not, google is going to pay for it in the long run.

  36. Finally, I'm not jealous! by HerculesMO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I spent time working up my resume to get noticed at Google or Microsoft to get a job. I really wanted to work in a field that was 'techie' and that I was working for a company I believed in.

    Then I got a job at a video game company. It was a smaller firm, but a lot of fun to work at. People were all young (I'm only 26), they had free food and lots of perks. You could go to work in shorts and a tshirt.

    But then I started to see the down sides of it all. I worked long hours, and often worked from home. My health insurance wasn't anything special. Being on email till the wee hours of the night was an annoyance.

    And then I found another job, and left.

    Now I work for a place I have no real feeling of accomplishment, nor is it a place I yearned to work for. But I get in at 10am, I am out the door at the latest by 6pm. I don't work from home. I don't get on email after I leave work. Emergencies come up and then I take care of them, but I am able to separate my work life from my personal life with great distinction. My co-workers are in their 30s and 40s and 50s, all of them have families and leave on time to make sure that they are home to pick up their kids, play with them, and be at their soccer games. They encourage me to leave work and go out on a date, watch a movie, read a book, and do something constructive. They know that working isn't the point of life, but merely a part of it.

    And now at the age of 26, I finally have a job that I yearned for, but didn't know I wanted.

    Do yourselves a favor -- find a job that will let you live your life reasonably. You will be better at your job because you appreciate it, not because you are dying for it.

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    1. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if you are at a company that may very well make you rich in 5 years, stick with it.

      Because working hard(well, insane) and retiring before 40 is even BETTER then a regular job that lets you have a life.

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    2. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by phrasebook · · Score: 2

      Now I work for a place I have no real feeling of accomplishment, nor is it a place I yearned to work for.

      And now at the age of 26, I finally have a job that I yearned for, but didn't know I wanted.

      Huh?

      In any case, your post sounded kinda depressing to me... :-/

    3. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not doing too bad at all here :)

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    4. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. Work, in moderation, is satisfying. Granted, if I retire at 40 as a wealthy man, I could still volunteer 30 hours per week with Habitat for Humanity or something. I like having something worthwhile and useful to do with my time, though.

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    5. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Now I work for a place I have no real feeling of accomplishment, nor is it a place I yearned to work for. But I get in at 10am, I am out the door at the latest by 6pm. I don't work from home. I don't get on email after I leave work. Emergencies come up and then I take care of them, but I am able to separate my work life from my personal life with great distinction. My co-workers are in their 30s and 40s and 50s, all of them have families and leave on time to make sure that they are home to pick up their kids, play with them, and be at their soccer games. They encourage me to leave work and go out on a date, watch a movie, read a book, and do something constructive. They know that working isn't the point of life, but merely a part of it.

      Agreed.

      Sure, it's important to work someplace you like... You'll be stuck there, on average, 8 hours a day... But it's essential to be able to leave work behind when you're done for the day and go live your life.

      I occasionally have to put in a long day, or work a weekend...sometimes on short notice...but it's the exception rather than the rule. Generally speaking I'm done at 5:00 and can leave it all behind me until the next day. Weekends are mine with no distractions. Holidays are free from intrusions.

      Having time to actually spend relaxing, taking care of my house, spending time with the wife and kids... That's all worth a lot more than free lunches or an impressive job title.
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      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    6. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by naskovz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      very well written... this should be a slashdot article on it's own... so many of us discover the truth that this post declares, and we fail to share it with others following in our steps...

      there are constant arguments claiming "it's different this time... this is not your job/life/company, this one is a once in a lifetime..." and so on.

      still, they end up the same: either you learn the lesson early enough and improve both your life and your job, or you learn too late and you waste both of them away...

      if you haven't learned this yet, re-read the above post (and others like it) and think hard.... z

    7. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      *shrug*

      We can't all be stars.

      ...

      ^g

    8. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know why it sounded sad to you? Because you probably have never worked in a company before. Start working, and you'll see why what he said resonates so well with many.

    9. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by peterpi · · Score: 1

      I got to exactly that point in my career, and went back to games. Happier now than I've ever been.

      I'm off home now. It's 7:10pm and I got in just after 10am. Not all game companies are sweatshops.

    10. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Absolutely couldn't agree more. I'm in a very similar place you are... I'm 34 now, started with the company when I was 23 (10 years with the same company, but the small company I started with has been acquired twice, now I work for a large company, so it's almost like three different companies in 10 years). I've moved through the ranks, but not as far as some others. That used to bug me, but then I realized, those that passed me (most of which clearly are not superior to me in skill or knowledge and definitely not experience) work insane hours, while I don't. That's cool with me!

      I have a house, a wife and two kids, so if the trade-off is time with them versus maybe being the head guy at work that never sees them, that's no choice at all as far as I'm concerned. I'll take the former without a moment's hesitation.

      Now, would I have this opinion if I was unmarried and 23 again? You know, maybe not. I think then I would be willing to put in the crazy hours and to really move up the ladder where I arguably should be. But that's not the reality, and the reality is something I'm more than happy with.

      This also leaves me a lot of time to work on open-source endeavors, which I get tremendous enjoyment from. I couldn't do that putting in 70-hours work weeks. I like the fact that not all my time, effort, energy and creativity goes to my employer. I'm thankful for the job I have, but I don't owe all of myself to it.

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    11. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Same here. At once point, I dreamed of working for companies like Microsoft and Google. That's because coding is one of my passions, and I thought it would be sweet to do nothing but what I liked to do. But as much as it is an interest, it is only one interest out of many. Sometime after graduating, I realized that if I focused exclusively on one thing, yeah, I'd be the goto guy for it, but then I'll miss everything else in life. I'd miss things like seeing different places, or doing different things, or just hanging out with friends.

      And that's a shame. It hurt when I couldn't do these things 'cause of work. Sure, it was great to code for a living instead of say, picking up garbage or putting in numbers. But it sucked that coding for work was all I did. I didn't even have time to work on my own projects at home. I switched jobs, and while I'm far more involved in things other than coding now, I get in no later than 9:30 and leave no later than 6. I'm usually out with friends by 5:30, work completely gone from my mind until 9 in the morning the next weekday. I have remote e-mail, but even so, I use that to check the order status of things I ordered through my company, or any new perks for the next week.

      I guess I came to the realization that no matter what I might be doing for a lviing, it sucks living to work. I now follow the mantra of working to live. Work is just one aspect of life--albeit a very rewarding aspect nonetheless; it isn't life itself.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    12. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sitting around and noodling at home is not a life. You might as well be unemployed. You'd still want to feel involved, useful and be working.

    13. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the job I just left. My question to you is are you stagnating or are you growing?

      I've found that it gets to be pretty depressing showing up for a job that's no real challenge. Sure the pay might be nice, but each day that you're doing the same thing as yesterday is another day spent falling behind those that are learning something new each day.

      Some people actually do like being seat warmers, but I'm not one of them. If I'm not doing or learning something new at work I'm wondering why I'm wasting my time at the place. I expect to be paid, yes, but more importantly I expect to grow.

    14. Re:Finally, I'm not jealous! by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      Paid training 2 times a year for more or less anything I want (job related), and new technologies always coming to our door nearly for free, due to the size of our organization.

      I weighed my options carefully when I took the job, and I wasn't aware of the working hours honestly -- it just seemed that this was a place that understood a work/life balance. Of course, start-ups understand that too, they just think it's more 80% work, 20% life. I got a different vibe when I interviewed and asked questions, and like anything... took a gamble.

      My gamble paid off thus far :)

      --
      The price is always right if someone else is paying.
  37. Tech stops by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This idea is just too awesome to leave it gathering dust in TFA.

    Google has the concept of "Tech Stops." Each floor of each building has one. They handle all of the IT stuff for employees in the building including troubleshooting networks, machines, etc. If you're having a problem you just walk into a Tech Stop and someone will fix it. They also have a variety of keyboards, mice, cables, etc. They're the ones who order equipment, etc. In many ways the Tech Stop does some of what our admins do. If your laptop breaks you bring it to a Tech Stop and they fix it or give you another one (they move your data for you). If one of your test machines is old and crusty you bring it to the Tech Stop and they give you a new one. They track everything by swiping your ID when you "check out" an item. If you need more equipment than your job description allows, your manager just needs to approve the action.

    The Tech Stop idea is genius because:

    1. You establish a relationship with your IT guy so technical problems stop being a big deal - you don't waste a couple of hours trying to fix something before calling IT to find out it wasn't your fault. You just drop in and say, "My network is down."

    2. Most IT problems are trivial when you're in a room together ("oh that Ethernet cable is in the wrong port")

    3. The model of repair or replace within an hour is incredible for productivity.

    4. It encourages a more flexible model for employees to define their OWN equipment needs. E.g. a "Developer" gets a workstation, a second workstation or a laptop, and a test machine. You're free to visit the Tech Stop to swap any of the machines for any of the others in those categories. For example, I could stop by and swap my second workstation for a laptop because I'm working remotely a lot more now. In the Tech Stop system, this takes 5 minutes to walk down and tell the Tech Stop guy. If a machine is available, I get it right away. Otherwise they order it and drop it off when it arrives. In our current set up, I have to go convince my manager that I need a laptop, he needs to budget for it because it's an additional machine, an admin has to order it, and in the end developers always end up with a growing collection of mostly useless "old" machines instead of a steady state of about 3 mostly up-to-date machines.
    1. Re:Tech stops by thewils · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention it - I just sent that exact cut-n-paste to someone I know who works in IT for a large company.

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    2. Re:Tech stops by EvilNight · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's very close to the way IT works at my current company. Most of the company is on one building (with the other remote site literally two blocks down the street). I try to maintain working computers and a good cache of spare parts so that I can fix any problems with hardware in minutes. Our office is sitting in the middle of the building, and the door's always open. People pop in from time to time all day long (and it's not as distracting as you might think). I have spare machines and can do a data move (without disrupting the OS no matter what it is) in less than an hour to new hardware.

      I also set up a central RIS repository that publishes all apps in the organization. If a user has permission to use the app, I put him in the right group and it just shows up under add/remove programs. Any user can hit F12 and do a network boot to install any of our selection of operating systems or run a variety of troubleshooting tools. PXELinux is remarkably easy to graft into Microsoft's RIS server, so I can publish a variety of linux distributions and tools the same way, all preconfigured to know where their network repositories are. Updates for all OSes we support (solaris, several linux, windows) are maintained on the same servers in the same way.

      This is like a tech stop for software. The users never have to ask us for programs and they can handle many of their IT needs on their own terms, with us always a door down the hall if they need help. Most of our users are developers and are quite capable of managing their OSes and apps and they love having this freedom. This is especially useful for virtual machines which most of our devs use for sandboxing. They can boot the VM off of the network and set it up any way they like.

      Sure, we give them admin rights to their systems - how the hell do you get dev work done without? We just configure their web browsers so the browser itself runs under an underprivileged account, which solves most of the security problems.

      It works great, and most tech calls you get in that kind of environment tend to be real problems. We had a ticketing system - but we scrapped it because it took more time to open a ticket, describe the problem, and close the ticket later than it took to just get up and go talk to the user and fix the problem.

      This model is very laid back and really puts the power of IT into the hands of the users, while freeing up the admins to handle things that are worthwhile instead of trivia like finding media or dealing with obscure permissions problems. All you need to implement it is one reasonably personable technician, a low-cost server to hold the data, and a day or so to get it all up and running. Any network jack has every IT tool you could possibly need, and if that's not enough we have a massively hacked version of XP and tools crammed onto a single USB key that will boot on any ACPI-capable computer (with 1.6GB of drivers - it has them all). Fits in your pocket and it can fix or recover anything.

      When I started here the tech group was five people who spent all day running around with CDs and screwdrivers, and we were generally hated. Five years later we have 30% more employees and only two techs who spend most of their time learning new systems and skills rather than supporting infrastructure, and everyone is on a first name basis. It's good enough to make me wince just thinking about going back to a typical corporate IT job. It's going to be fun converting the entire thing to linux.

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      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    3. Re:Tech stops by DataBroker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any respectable geek should run from the TechStop idea:

      Yeah, it's cool that there's someone there to answer dumb-user questions, but I would hope that my company would hire programmers that realize that the that network cable goes into the NIC. Besides that, the person working the counter is likely a step up from a BestBuy salesman, able to see a problem, but not good enough to get a job as a dedicated sysadmin.

      The available supply of equipment is a nice idea, except that there's inevitably someone (like myself) that would snap up the new and neat stuff that came in and drop off my crusty old gear. The end result there would be a stock of old crap that some manager can't justify replacing.


      I would think that the best idea from that section of TFA is "a more flexible model for employees to define their OWN equipment needs". I'd rather accomplish that with a corporate card that let me order my own stuff using my own limits (as designated by my position or manager). And if the under-an-hour feature is of real value, let me use my account at the local computer store without approvals.


      Yes, it was a neat idea, but not for a company that touts its staff of geeks.

    4. Re:Tech stops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but Microsoft gives developers free Mountain Dew!

      Ok, ok, the doughnuts aren't free anymore.

      aaaand the in-house non-executive chef has been outsourced to India...

    5. Re:Tech stops by steelfood · · Score: 1

      This is a great idea. It makes tech support a lot more personable. Unfortunately, most companies aren't going to implement this because:

      1) There doesn't seem to be a method of record keeping. Thus, companies can't do reporting, which means there's no quantifiable method of figuring out efficiency.

      2) Decentralized support means everyone has to be an expertise on everything. People can't be split up into specialties, or there's a large amount of redundancy.

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    6. Re:Tech stops by Knara · · Score: 1

      1) There doesn't seem to be a method of record keeping. Thus, companies can't do reporting, which means there's no quantifiable method of figuring out efficiency. If one of your test machines is old and crusty you bring it to the Tech Stop and they give you a new one. They track everything by swiping your ID when you "check out" an item. If you need more equipment than your job description allows, your manager just needs to approve the action. Seems to me at least that this implies there's some sort of back-end for asset tracking.
    7. Re:Tech stops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People, this will only work under 2 conditions:
      1. Your employees are all fairly technical (i.e. don't try doing this with a financial institution or restaurant chain)
      2. A large number of employees need to be in the same building. This makes no financial sense for all those dozens or hundreds of branch offices with 5 to 30 people in them. Everyone, and I mean, nearly everyone has centralized their IT resources:
      a) Humans into an HQ IT shop that remotely supports a large, multi-building branch office network
      b) Servers into primary & DR data centers

      Let's not have our dumb ass users start unplugging cables from their PC's (which they'll never be able to put back in anyway), carry their PCs down a few hallways, possibly drop it on their foot or hurt their back from lifting & sue the company for forcing them for this type of IT support.

      Then the user gets to the Tech shop & learns that there's actually nothing wrong with the computer, yet when they bring it back to their desk, it still doesn't work... oh it was their switch port that was dead or somehow had the wrong VLAN, or CRC's from bad CAT5... the techs figure out after hours of back and forth.

      Ever heard of RDP? Come one people, no end-users should be carrying their PC's and 19" monitors around a building so they can have their login issue fixed. Decentralized IT shops are pre-1995 ... unless of course you got billions to blow.

    8. Re:Tech stops by dvNull · · Score: 1

      Any respectable geek should run from the TechStop idea:


      Actually this is a great idea where efficiency is concerned.

      Yeah, it's cool that there's someone there to answer dumb-user questions, but I would hope that my company would hire programmers that realize that the that network cable goes into the NIC. Besides that, the person working the counter is likely a step up from a BestBuy salesman, able to see a problem, but not good enough to get a job as a dedicated sysadmin.


      They are not there to just answer dumb questions, but a place you can go to when you experience issues. This is not about people not understanding what cable goes where. But it is a whole lot more efficient than calling the IT support line and waiting an hour for the tech to come and determine that the port is out. I assume that these tech stations will have people who are techs+junior sysadmins so all sorts of issues can be fixed.

      I know you hate Geek Squad, but not every help desk tech is as clueless as many geek squad 'techs'. At least in MS, most techies (who come out when you open a ticket) are more like Jr. Sys Admins.
  38. Re:I always knew by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Where did you get that out of the memo? Many companies ask for more from their employees, with NO perks.

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  39. I strictly work 7.75 hours per day mon-fri by crivens · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I strictly work 7.75 hours per day mon-fri; no blackberry, no work at home, no email checking at home. Heck no work contact at home at all. This is EXACTLY how I want it - my family is much more important to me.

  40. Marketing had their fun in college by ghoul · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now they are not supposed to have a life. Techies didnt have a life in college. They need to get their kicks in sometime. Retirement is a nono as with all the soda few will live to see retirement

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    **Life is too short to be serious**
  41. Yeah, right. M$ will respect you. by twitter · · Score: 1

    ... google abhors private offices and loves open-space plans, was the moment any temptation to go work for them evaporated for me.

    Do you really think you will find privacy in Mr. Gates' empire? You could work in a vault, but every file on your computer, every email, phone call, and web site you visit will be monitored. You might even get fired for making a blog post at home that Mr. Gates did not like.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  42. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by crivens · · Score: 1

    Google creates cool stuff
    Microsoft tries to, fails, buys it and ruins it :)

  43. "college kid" atmosphere by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The criticisms of Google's "college kid" atmosphere remind me of the apple "flashback" ad from the "get a mac" campaign where PC is always calculating how much time Mac is wasting doing "fun" things like creating something in iPhoto. iLife really does imitate art I suppose.

  44. Peopleware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like Sergie and Larry need to (re)read "Peopleware" by DeMarco and Lister. Summed up in one sentence, Peopleware says this: give smart people physical space, intellectual responsibility and strategic direction. Two out of three isn't bad, but they seem to have missed on "physical space" (if TFA is accurate).

  45. Who died and made you boss? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    So we all have to conduct our lives the way you want us to? Whatever happened to "different strokes for different folks?"

    If someone likes working all the time, why not respect that and move on with your life?

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    1. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone likes working all the time, why not respect that and move on with your life?

      Believe me, I'm not losing any sleep over it. I just want to point out the fact that it is not a healthy way to conduct your life and that you should be aware that just because you're told that you should operate in one way by your boss, does not mean that you actually have to follow their direction once you leave the office.

    2. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Techguy666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If someone likes working all the time, why not respect that and move on with your life?


      As long as it doesn't intrude on my life, I'm all for that. However, if you work 24/7 and our mutual boss wants to know why I'm not accomplishing 20 tasks a day, that gets annoying and your work habit is affecting me. If our mutual boss decides to make you the "norm" and expects everyone to follow suit, then you've created an environment for burnout and your work habit is affecting me. If you get in the habit of working 24/7 and you catch a cold and come in to work anyway, and I catch your cold, your work habit is affecting me. You infect me with a cold and I'm staying home, dammit. You infect other, saner, people and they'll stay home too.

      Allowing someone to behave detrimentally in a work environment sets a dangerous precedent because nobody works in a bubble; it changes the work culture to one that benefits the organization unequally over the individual, it creates health risks, and combined, potentially skews a society's economy. That's why I care if *you* work yourself to the bone. You're not only my colleague but you're a barometer of the world around me.
    3. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's not our fault you can't work up to higher standards. If you want to get paid, you have to put in the work. My position is under constant threat of outsourcing because the curries can do the job for a tenth of my pay. If I don't give a LOT to the company to justify my existence, my career is over. I'm too old to jump careers and too young to retire. I got kids and a wife to think about. I bust my ass working 18 hour days because I have to. Yes, it's burning me out, and yes I'm continually sick and miserable. But I have my kids to worry about here. Sacrifices must be made. I could be selfish and quit, but what're they going to do?

      Maybe when you have a family you'll understand that it's your responsibility as a man to give them the best you can give, even if it means working yourself to death. Kids are an obligation to get your ass in gear. The gimme-gimme society seems to have forgotten that. You can't put yourself first.

    4. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Grimbleton · · Score: 0

      I saw no mention of government in his post. You grow up.

    5. Re:Who died and made you boss? by darthnoodles · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Some people choose to "work to live", others choose to "live to work", you've chosen the latter.
      And btw, your kids are NO better off for it. All you've done is deprive them of time with you in order to give them some extra stuff.
      Please, I URGE you to "worry about" your kids. Your time with them is MUCH more important than material gains.

      Maybe when you have a family you'll understand that it's your responsibility as a man to give them the best you can give, even if it means working yourself to death.

      You're not giving them the best you can give, you're giving your EMPLOYER the best you can give, at the expense of your kids.
      Wake up and check your priorities.

      BTW, I have a wife and four kids, so I do know what I'm talking about.
    6. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pray tell us, oh great one, how best to enjoy the freedom to be found once we throw off the shackles of drudgery we so mistakenly put on at our bosses behest? Should we play Magic: The Gathering? Perhaps immerse ourselves in WoW? Or stock up on Cheetos and browse pr0n until the wee hours?

      Invited or not I am coming to your next party!

    7. Re:Who died and made you boss? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather have a distant dad if we got to live in a huge house and I got to drive a luxury car while in high school at the expense of having him around while growing up. I can always get to know the guy after I'm an adult. I can't go back and make myself a rich kid though. Nothing can ever give me those years of not having everything back.

      And no, I'm not being sarcastic or trolling. I'm just being REALLY materialistic.

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      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    8. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people choose to "work to live", others choose to "live to work", you've chosen the latter.

      *sarcasm* What's this life thing you speak of? */sarcasm*

      Like the GP, I do the 17-18 hour days. I work 6 days a week and have two jobs.

      I am missing out on spending time with my son, but he has a full time Mother that will not abuse him or mistreat him like a day care would.

      He has a big house (well not very big) a back yard to play in, an SUV to take him places, etc.

      I'm not constantly sick, thanks to my caffeine addiction/daily vitamins, but I work my behind off. I even used to work from home after the two jobs to get stuff done.

      Am I overworked? sure. Will I burn out? It's been over a year and a half, but maybe. Do I regret it? Hell no!

      I provide for my family and that's all that matters. This is a 100% times better than having someone baby sit my child while me *and* my wife go to work and then come home to spend a couple of hours with my son.

      Full day with mom > Less than 2 hours with mom and dad.

      We still do stuff on Sundays, go places etc. not a lot but we still spend time together.

      I hope I made a point somewhere in this post.
    9. Re:Who died and made you boss? by sofla · · Score: 1

      So we all have to conduct our lives the way you want us to? Whatever happened to "different strokes for different folks?"

      I agree with the OP: Leave work at work! For me it took a nervous breakdown for that to sink in. As for "different strokes for different folks"... I'm all for that, but let me ask you this: if you just read an article glamourizing what you knew to be a self-destructive lifestyle (based on personal experience), would you not want to add your $.02 to keep others from making the same mistake?

      The article deals specifically with the software industry, which is what I work in, so this is all hitting close to home. The software industry will chew you up, spit you out and throw you away. It is an industry in which you have to constantly retrain just to stay current. And an industry that is infamous for employee burnout. That's where I'm coming from, and possibly, where the OP is coming from as well (lots of industry folks here on /.). I've done my share of 80+ hour weeks (and 16+ hour days, eating at my desk, stopping only to sleep) because I "wanted to". I've hit the wall with depression (mentioned in the comments in the FA) when a project got cancelled. I've watched companies toss entire divisions out on the streets because some corporate mucky-muck got cooking the books. This isn't sour grapes, I'm not bitter about it at all. But it did make for a hell of a wakeup call as to the reality of the business world.

      Never forget that it is *just* a job. The company is using you to meet their objectives. You are using them to meet yours. To pretend that it is anything other than a "mutually beneficial arrangement" is naive.

      If someone likes working all the time, why not respect that and move on with your life?

      Because, as a former co-worker pointed out to me, "no one sits on their death bed wishing they spent more time at the office".

      This isn't about respect, as much as a warning "please don't make the mistakes that I've made" and "If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't do that, because...". I'm sure there are people that think they are balancing things, that they have it under control, they can handle it. So does your average junkie, right up until they OD.

    10. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Knara · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not if he dies before you get to know him.

      Not being dramatic, just pointing out the flaw in the argument.

    11. Re:Who died and made you boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can always get to know the guy after I'm an adult.

      You might get to know him as a person, but you would never get to know him as a father.

  46. $5B on Research AND Development by Mariner28 · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting the vast majority of the receiving end of Microsoft's R&D dollars: it's development, not only research.

    Didn't we learn from all the EU probing that Microsoft begins a project by coding, not by engineering, design, and documentation?

    I'd bet the vast majority of Microsoft's development dollars go into iterative coding - i.e., code, compile, fix errors, rinse and repeat...

    OK - maybe I'm being a little harsh, and Microsoft has grown up over the years, but when they were young, that was exactly how things worked.

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    "A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding."
  47. Take if from the "last" great thing by gelfling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work for the last tech generation's great and most favorite company. A big three letter place. It's a tomb. It's a company that sees its future as merely saving and cost cutting its way to prosperity as it develops nothing and creates nothing. And the only new things to come out of it anymore is via acquisition.

    MS is probably just like that. A husk on cruise control that's driven by costs, bureaucracy and slack. A place where nothing new happens because the executives are paranoid rich blockheads.

    Some MS insider should check to see what the average tenure with the company is now. I'm sure its dropping. If it's a really low number like mine is then that's a red flag for a company that just wants to operate on the lowest cost basis, probably out of the country and where innovation and quality are already dead.

    1. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, AOL has really lost its luster. Glad i got out w/my package when i did

    2. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      may be Google in its infancy doesnt realize the importance of "cost-cutting" and "saving"?

      I sometimes see striking similarities between the course of a Human Life and an Organization? Both

      - In their early age they are enthusiastic, flexible, fearless, creative.. yada yada...

      - Then they Mature, find their niche.. rediscover themselves and come out of middle age crisis

      - Finally in the older age, try to worry about future, save, keep healthy, get spiritual etc..

      Nevertheless, there are exceptions in both.. some individuals live their entire life with a young-age frame-of-mind and some companies always remain truly innovative..

    3. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah another three letter firm. A different one. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

      I really can't be any more clear than this.

    4. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the US government

    5. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by kence · · Score: 1

      Lets see - "big three letter place", "future as merely saving and cost cutting", and "only new things ... via acquisition". That just screams IBM.

    6. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

      SGI?
      SCO?

      ;D

    7. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm do you mean "HPQ"? Sounds just like it!

    8. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the only new things to come out of it anymore is via acquisition.

      Oh man did I see this with WebSphere and the pieces that were acquired from Lotus! IBM didn't even bother to change the installers other than by changing the images to say WebSphere or IBM. You'd start with a Java based installer, than jump into a Motif based installer and back again. And to make matters worse, the Java installers weren't written properly. A single thread was used to handle the GUI and the actual install tasks which meant that your screen would freeze and refuse to redraw for up to 40 minutes at a time.

    9. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Magada · · Score: 1

      Could've just went out and spelled it, no? :)

      I wonder, though... I understand you're an employee. Would you happen to know how much the contractors do? It happens with many companies (large and small) at some point - they start outsourcing stuff until all that's left is the bureaucracy, with all the real work being outsourced.

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    10. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by gelfling · · Score: 1

      We tossed out most of our contractors a while ago. We no longer use them. We cut that cost out already.

    11. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by Magada · · Score: 1

      So it's all just one lean, mean Sales Machine, eh? Amazing what inertia will do.

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    12. Re:Take if from the "last" great thing by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's pretty weird in fact I fight with my own sales people who want to outsource our engagements to our own competitors. I think this whole business is ultimately 5 guys in India who work for every company.

  48. Re:I always knew by teflaime · · Score: 1

    More than 24/7, with substandard salaries and an slavetrader management mentality? Not any company I've ever worked at.

  49. I bet by KeepQuiet · · Score: 1

    I bet when MS is born, it looked like what Google looks like know. Wait another 5-10 years (or until next big thing) and Google will be an old and (possibly) evil company for many.

    1. Re:I bet by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I bet when MS is born, it looked like what Google looks like know."
      In all fairness, when MS was born there was more gnashing of teeth, the boiling of the black blood of the earth, and child sacrifices.

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  50. The most important difference by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Notice that the M$ guy never mentioned "do no evil" as a factor.

    The fact that this was a non-factor in the discussion perhaps indicates that this MS->Google->MS employee really is working where he belongs.

    (Yes, I know that Google hasn't perfectly observed its "do no evil" rule, but it still seems a heck of a lot better than M$ in this regard.)

    1. Re:The most important difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice that the M$ guy never mentioned "do no evil" as a factor.

      Yeah and he didn't mention that he thinks killing random people is a bad thing either, OMG he's a serial killer!

      Is MSFT's moto "Do evil"?

    2. Re:The most important difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... G$$gle stabbing Ebay in the back by partnering with them and then plotting to steal customers by deliberately scheduling a competing event on the same day as Ebay's annual conference seems pretty much on M$'s level on the evil scale.

    3. Re:The most important difference by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe he didn't mention "Do no evil" because when he got to Google he saw that it's an empty slogan used for bullshit PR.
      Make your slogan, "Do no evil", and not only to you proclaim your own self-righteousness, but you imply that all of your competitors ARE evil. Wow, soo clever. Must've taken 50 of Google's 1000 PhDs to come up with that one.

      Show me someone that constantly says, "I'm not a racist", and I'll show you a racist.
      Show me someone that constantly says, "I'm not evil", ...

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    4. Re:The most important difference by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I'm not evil...

      *smiles innocently and goes back to sharpening his blades*

      (sorry. Couldn't resist) =]

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  51. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    courtesy from Razor1911, you can find on bittorent the hack which will make Shadowrun and Halo2 work on XP.
      As with the other MS only Vista or only XP games, it seems it's only a verification of the system at the instalation.

        Happy playing.

  52. You missed some fun ones, like M$ bean bag. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Private offices for employees is a big benefit. See http://joelonsoftware.com/oldnews/pages/March2007. html. Play this up. Take a cue from Google and loosen up a little about offices. Let people call facilities and have their office painted any color they want. Have the standard office come with a guest chair and a brightly colored Microsoft branded bean-bag chair.

    A bean bag chair and paint? Oh yeah, that will make the next version of IE better. Perhaps they can be a company that does not make you grovel, beg and feel like a school girl to get anything done. Nah, that would be a different company - here's a M$ bean bag, which is ergonomic like an oversized sack..

    The whole article is one of the most infantile and petty cases of corporate penis envy I've ever seen.

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    1. Re:You missed some fun ones, like M$ bean bag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's your 'penis envy'? Doesn't Wal-Mart give bean bags to their greeters?

  53. You are forgetting one thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

    google is successful.

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    1. Re:You are forgetting one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Google (or M$FT for that matter) has not killed 50 million people over the years like that philosophical approach.

  54. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd go a step further than that. I'd guess a lot of good ideas at Microsoft are thrown by the wayside not because communication is bad, but because the ideas are "dangerous." The company's massive revenue comes mostly from Office and Windows; many things that are new, shiny and have the potential to change the world, also have the potential to change the OS and productivity markets. The Web's history at Microsoft is the core example of this way of thinking - if Microsoft can control something and prevent it from being too world-changing, it's all right. Hence Fake-Java, IE, ActiveX and so on. If it weren't for the company's paranoia of upsetting the cash cows, Microsoft would probably have changed the world a dozen times over. They might have better supported Java, built Web versions of Office, opened more APIs in Windows, spearheaded the OpenDocument format and adopted it in Word ... and I'm sure there are thousands of other "what-ifs" that the cash cows have killed.

    Google doesn't seem to care what they tear down in order to build new technologies, aside from their ad revenue, but at the moment that's not in serious danger.

  55. The softies are hatin on this guy by grouchyman · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The comments on that blog are quite funny actually:

    What is wrong with you? Why would you publish this? This is internal only. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

    this is horrible, man you ARE the reason microsoft is suffering!

    WHen I refreshed this page, it shows your e-mail and all. You better be careful too
    And the best one:

    Idiot, idiot, you should quit. You should be ashamed. Hopefully HR will figure out who the hell you are and can your ***.
    I wouldn't want to work at a company if these were my coworkers.
    1. Re:The softies are hatin on this guy by m4g02 · · Score: 1

      The ones that replied are interns, not FTE, you can tell it by their childish behavior. This doesn't really reflects the Microsoft working environment.

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    2. Re:The softies are hatin on this guy by x-caiver · · Score: 1

      There are retards at every company though. They come out of the woodwork in all sorts of discussions - my friend and I joke about keeping a list of all the jerks (people that try to 'ruin it for everyone', people that are so easily offended that it takes a few more email to actually figure out what they were offended by, etc) so that if we ever see them come through an interview loop for a team we're on we can mention to the responsible people that these may not be the type of people we want on the team.

  56. Valley culture by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What makes the open plan office thing tolerable at Google is a very large number of modest-sized, well-equipped conference rooms.

    Google does go overboard on on-site services designed to keep people at work. I'm surprised they didn't go all the way and build dorms. Some large Japanese companies do that. But the real feel of Google is "overfunded dot-com". Yes, they're profitable. But the profitable part, search, was built some time ago. Most of the technical people in Mountain View are working on Google's money-losing sidelines, like desktop apps. Those are the labor-intensive parts of the business.

    Remember that Google is really an ad agency. That's how the money is made. Much of their newer hiring is sales reps for ads. The days when the ad sales just ran on autopilot are over; now Google has to push their ad products. In time, the ad agency people may take over. That will be an interesting culture change.

    Google's campus used to be SGI's campus. Most Google buildings are former SGI buildings. So if you've been in the Valley for a while, there's always that reminder that a company can go from #1 to zero in just a few years.

    Compare Intel in Santa Clara. Intel looks like Dilbertland. Intel is where cubicle culture began. Intel has built buildings from the ground up with single rooms covering about two acres, full of tiny cubicles. The cubicles are so small that only one chair will physically fit in them; they look like library study carrels. These aren't for call center employees; these are the people who design Intel CPUs.

    1. Re:Valley culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google made a conscious decision to be an engineering-driven company. Hell will freeze over before they become a marketing-driven or sales-driven company.

      Ads are just the first hyper-successful product from Google's artificial intelligence research. Expect others.

    2. Re:Valley culture by Gen.Anti · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the genius of both the companies, that they figured out what kind of office space gives them the best of the people they want to employ.

      Or they think they did, hence many not-so-great processors from Intel and not profitable Google's projects.

    3. Re:Valley culture by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Google's campus used to be SGI's campus.

      Ouch!

      I'm old enough to have used some of SGI's systems. I'd imagine that knowing that you're on SGI's old property would freak some of the Google employees out, but it sounds like a lot of them are too young to remember SGI.

    4. Re:Valley culture by Animats · · Score: 1

      Google's campus used to be SGI's campus.
      Ouch!

      Yes. SGI had a huge building boom in the late 1990s, overexpanded, bought at the top of the market, and made some terrible real estate deals. Details are in SGI's bankruptcy filings.

  57. Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you know how people are at Google, if you were TURNED DOWN for a job? How can you be glad you don't work there if you never have in the first place? Sounds like you're just upset that you didn't get in.

  58. Microsoft Research (patents) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, you say "oh, but patents 'only' last 20 years". Well, I've got news for you: US diplomats have been pushing for 40 year patent terms abroad (asia, mainly).

    Most of Asia hasn't been respecting copyrights, what makes you think they'll care about patents?
    1. Re:Microsoft Research (patents) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point - the point is the USA could point at the laws on the books in the countries as an example for "harmonization", and bring in 40-year patents in the USA, where they _would_ be enforced. Similar trick as already pulled more than once with copyrights, in fact.

    2. Re:Microsoft Research (patents) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people on /. as a problem with grammar.
      Do you?

  59. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

    You give Google a little too much credit there. For example, the 'Google Pack', Google Groups and Picasa certainly weren't innovative, they're acquired products. As a regular user of the last two, I can't see that Google have done much at all with them.

    In the case of Google Groups, they've recently made it worse, by trying to combine public newsgroups with their own 'groups' in the interface. There was nothing wrong with how it was, but I presume Google wanted more control over it than the public newsgroups alone allowed.

  60. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by sim82 · · Score: 1

    Eventually, Google's employees will be as over-managed as most other employees at most other software companies.
    Is that a natural law or just the result of bad management?
  61. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by bynary · · Score: 1

    Let's see what Google looks like in another ten to fifteen years. I'm guessing they will be no more innovative than Microsoft is now.

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  62. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Why innovate when you can embrace, extend, extinguish.

    ...and that's why Google invented the search engine.

  63. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

    Google is about making a better, quicker, more effective product or filling a need that wasn't filled before.

    I agree with the rest of your post except for the above sentence. In the case of Google Apps, I don't see how the product is better, quicker, more effective, or filling a need. Despite how much people here hate MS, Office really is an excellent product for businesses and Google Apps doesn't even scratch the surface of the functionality. It's a nice proof-of-concept for "hey, we can build a spreadsheet engine using javascript", but I don't see it being useful for anyone accustomed to using more than the most-basic of Excel functionality.

  64. Re:Yeah, right. M$ will respect you. by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't think you get paid for hits on your comments, so if next time you could link directly to the story in question rather than linking to your comment that comments on the story in question, that would save me time that I could be spending here, destroying your credibility.

    It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    Do you really think you will find privacy in Mr. Gates' empire? You could work in a vault, but every file on your computer, every email, phone call, and web site you visit will be monitored. Why do you have to make me sound like a broken record? *exasperated sigh* Proof, please?

    You might even get fired for making a blog post at home that Mr. Gates did not like. As usual you're misrepresenting that situation. Work at any big company. They will fire you for taking photographs of private company matters. It's called 'corporate espionage' and it's not in any sense of the word 'protected' by any law. It doesn't matter what he was doing, whether he was taking photos of computers, trousers or whatever. He fucked up big time and you won't find a single company of Microsofts size that will tolerate that behaviour from their staff.
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  65. "Radical Transparency" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Radical Transparency" is their new marketing catchphrase. It doesn't actually mean much, but it's a good clue to when someone is spouting PR. If you read the Wired piece, you know that they had tons of people on staff, all trying to get that "transparency" piece put into Wired (and, ironically, accidentally emailed him the document detailing all of their PR work).

    So they have a very active PR department, and when you hear the word "transparency" you can just about assume that a Microsoft PR guy is lurking in the shadows.

  66. Doesn't have to be normal by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
    I rarely do any work at home, and I never check my email. Because I'm and engineer, and a good deal of my time is spent of physical stuff, working at home is harder to do. Sure, there is design work, but most of the design programs are expensive enough that they're tied to a dongle, which puts up another barrier.

    Also, I don't use the phone or do any work on Saturdays or religious holidays, which my non-jewish coworkers have all respected. People don't expect me to be available when I'm not at work. Add in a fairly sizable commute, and home and work stay pretty separate. With young kids, I really enjoy that.

    I'm the number two guy at the company, after the founder, so it doesn't seem to have had an adverse impact on my career.

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  67. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google doesn't seem to care what they tear down in order to build new technologies, aside from their ad revenue, but at the moment that's not in serious danger.
    Thats because Google doesn't seem to really care about making money when they build new technologies. Their ad revenue is their only money making product.
  68. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by bahwi · · Score: 1

    True that. I forget about their other stuff. I really mean gmail, google news(it's absolutely great), and google search. The rest is really lacking. I don't care for Office as Open Office does everything I need and I don't use the other apps unless I'm somewhere without either, but they are only good for looking at docs.

  69. Sorry Nick, we're moving you to (mumble)Sandford by kingtonm · · Score: 1

    Sorry Nick, you're making us all look bad :)

  70. some highlights by f1055man · · Score: 0

    "College kids tend to like it because it's just like college - all of their basic needs are taken care of. In fact, even most of your personal-life can get tied up in Google benefits. Google provides free or subsidized broadband to every employee. Google runs its own, private, bus lines in the Bay Area for employees. Google provides free or subsidized mobile phones. A college kid can literally join Google and, like they did as freshman at university, let Google take care of everything. Of course, if Google handles everything for you, it's hard to think about leaving because of all the "stuff" you'll need to transition and then manage for yourself."
    Perks are bad? If Microsoft is hiring people that can't feed themselves if they have to then they got real problems.

    "Google has no facility for career growth. Microsoft has more, but could do better. Continuing Microsoft-specific education for things like project management, managing people, communication skills, etc. should be promoted. A structured career plan for each discipline would be great - e.g. training, experiences, milestones, etc. Paths like "Developer to Development Manager" "Developer to Technical Architect" which show what courses and experiences (e.g. being a mentor) are encouraged for the different paths."
    This is a philosophical difference, as is Google's lack of structure. Google throws a lot of smart people together and trusts them to work things out without some overpaid consultant giving management tips and designing hierarchical organizational charts.

    "Take a cue from Google and loosen up a little about offices. Let people call facilities and have their office painted any color they want. Have the standard office come with a guest chair and a brightly colored Microsoft branded bean-bag chair."
    I guess they wouldn't appreciate the Che Guevara poster hanging on my office wall, but bean bag chairs for everyone!

    "Most IT problems are trivial when you're in a room together ("oh that Ethernet cable is in the wrong port")"
    Oh, so that's why Windows Task Manager crashed on me yesterday, they employ the mildly retarded.

    1. Re:some highlights by f1055man · · Score: 1

      I don't work for Google, so maybe they wouldn't appreciate Che either.

    2. Re:some highlights by x-caiver · · Score: 1

      Having no clue about how to grow your career sucks. having an HR department that tries to micromanage your career on a 4 month bases sucks too. The fact that Google has 100 employees per manager, projects span groups with no relevance to who you actually work with, etc makes it easy to see how people could get lost. Not everyone has the 'go-getter' personality, or even the 'speak up occasionally' personality necessary to advance themselves in that kind of a place, but they shouldn't be penalized becuase their manager never bothers to talk with them.

      I'm not sure why you think a Che poster would be frowned on, it has nothing to do with whether or not you are given a free bean-bag chair... You don't expect free Che posters to be given out do you? When companies give out free posters they tend to be marketing crap or those super lame 'motivational' posters.

  71. Re:Yeah, right. M$ will respect you. by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

    Even better, the guy that story is about actually admitted that he was in the wrong and was fired 'with cause'.

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  72. privacy *concerns* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Concerns that Google might some day do something bad is not the same as Microsoft's proven track record of doing bad things.

  73. Microsoft spin by roca · · Score: 1

    Like most Microsoft "internal emails" that are "leaked", likely as not this is thinly disguised Microsoft PR. As far as I can tell it's a collection of mostly true facts with very very heavy Microsoft spin on them.

    1. Re:Microsoft spin by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      Exactly right. I left a comment on that blog to that effect; if the worst thing that an obviously "pro-Microsoft stance" blog posting about how horrible Google is that the engineers work long hours or have no lives, well, welcome to Sillycon Valley. Oracle is riding high on a wave of current success (if Wall Street is to be believed, and they are generally accurate I think) I've heard war stories for years about how hard the engineers there work. Well guess what? HARD WORK PAYS OFF. How about that incredible concept? So the tone of the posting is mildly anti-Google, yet Google appears to be rather successful. So what are to make of this blog post? Not a whole lot, other than Microsoft hates Google. Again; surprise!

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  74. Life at any company... by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

    Well it's not like this was an internal Microsoft e-mail from the VP telling its employees not to work at Google. However, regardless of whom the e-mail was from, if you have to resort to saying "Don't work for XYZ because they suck..." instead of saying "Work for us, we're great! Here are the reasons why..." then there are issues that need to be worked out within the company.

    Personally, I'd rather have people pick my company to work for because it's a great company and not because the competition is labeled as being worse.

  75. "what Microsoft might copy" by objekt · · Score: 1

    You mean "what Microsoft might innovate!"

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  76. Can there be a balance? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's an idea for us older types with families...I think IT companies would have fewer retention problems if they balanced this "take care of everything" approach with some reasonable limits.

    Here's an example: Most parents would love the idea of on-site daycare for their kids. It's the 2000s, and many women actually want to keep working after they have kids. Making the whole childcare thing easier would definitely keep good, more experienced workers in place and productive.

    The problems come when this extra stuff is provided with the understanding that you will work tons of extra hours for it. The college campus atmosphere works for younger workers, but most older ones with families want a balance.

    In your 20s, especially in the IT world, you don't have a whole lot of outside commitments. You can go to work, then go home to an empty apartment. This doesn't fly once you get married and you're expected to put time in outside of the office. This is another reason why Big 5 consulting is so attractive to the young. A job where you get to travel, drink in strange places, and make a lot of money is a really easy sell for a new grad.

    I think companies (especially software/hardware/services houses) would be really surprised how much a few extra "grown up" perks add to productivity. If I have to make one less trip a day because something's provided, that's more time I can be contributing. One of these things would be an enclosed work space...cube life is annoying especially when you have loud neighbors.

    1. Re:Can there be a balance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Can there be a balance? by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

      In your 20s, especially in the IT world, you don't have a whole lot of outside commitments. You can go to work, then go home to an empty apartment. This doesn't fly once you get married and you're expected to put time in outside of the office.

      Right, this just gets your youthful coworkers resentful of you for making every excuse under the sun for you to get out of work while they pick up your slack. (ex: My kid is sick. My kid has a parent teacher conference. My kid needs to get picked up from school, etc.)

    3. Re:Can there be a balance? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right, this just gets your youthful coworkers resentful of you for making every excuse under the sun for you to get out of work while they pick up your slack. (ex: My kid is sick. My kid has a parent teacher conference. My kid needs to get picked up from school, etc.)

      So what's the solution, promote us? Not every techie is destined for management, nor should they be. When you hit your 30s, do you want to just be replaced by someone who can spend their entire life in the office? Heck, I'm worried about hitting the magic "40" number where overt age discrimination starts setting in. I really want to stay 100% technical as long as I can...that's where I'm most valuable to any company. Sorting out the "kindergarteners" when they have stupid people disputes is not how I want to end my career. Leave people management for those who enjoy it.

      Having a life outside work doesn't necessarily make you a slacker. Lots of people are, and some use their outside commitments as an excuse. Unfortunately, it's really difficult to fire corporate employees for poor performance everyplace I've worked.

      A lot of people say "start a business." If you're not a people-management type, any business you start will fail miserably.

      So what do we do?

  77. AdSense profit margins -- GOOG share price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats fair but Google's entire lifeline is directly proportional to the profitability of AdSense. Suppose that Microsoft and Yahoo manage to catch up, and offer something equivalent to AdSense, but cheaper and manage to drive down margins. Now all of a sudden Google's share price collapses.

    In the 1980s, Apple once thought that they could sit there and rake in the dough because they thought that 50% profit margins would last forever. It didn't. Don't assume that AdSense will always be as profitable as it is today

  78. what the hell..who are we then??? by DeadDarwin · · Score: 0

    I work from 10-6..may be more. Work in the evening work at night on call all the time. 24 hrs high speed broadband connection I report to my manager I resolve conflicts with peers Been asked to devote more than 30% of the time or more to do 'projects' I get paid peanuts.. AND I am a GRADUATE STUDENT.

  79. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the WHOLE POINT of microsoft "research" is to deny market entry to anyone else.
    Patents may be the whole point of Microsoft Research, but it's more for defense than offense. Microsoft would love for the current patent system to be abolished. With their massive resources, they're not worried about competition. They have more than a few business practice tricks (well documented here) to make their product the only or one of the few dominant players in a given field.

    But what Microsoft is really worried about is being sued for patent infringement. They'll always be vulnerable to patent trolls (Eolas, et al), but if they can use a massive patent library to cross-license with other companies, it allows them to develop their products with little to no legal impediments.

    For example, take Windows Media Center. No doubt TiVo has quite a few patents covering DVR functionality. For a company with no patent library, this would be a huge problem when developing a competing product. But with their extensive patent library, it's nearly impossible that TiVo has implemented their system without accidentally infringing on at least one of Microsoft's patents. Even if it's something minor in the Linux kernel, there's almost no chance that the whole of TiVo's offering is entirely legally defensible. And it doesn't matter if they actually agree on a cross-licensing agreement or not, there's the knowledge that suing Microsoft will result in a counter suit that is probably going to be at least partially won.

    So the net result is that Microsoft was able to enter the DVR market where others would not have been able to. It's that ability that they spend $5b/year on.
  80. laughing even louder. by twitter · · Score: 1

    aptly named suv4x4, looses his cool and tries to act like a dick:

    I'm not going to see four instances of "M$" in a single line of text and stand here taking it like a pussy. I'm coming for ya! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

    It was two lines, and whatever you tossed relieved only yourself.

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    1. Re:laughing even louder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't even fucking work out that some people browse at a different resolution to me! Also, I have a small penis and evangelize about Linux to direct attention away from my inadequacies and low self esteem! That's what I read, anyway.

    2. Re:laughing even louder. by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've become so paranoid that you've lost the ability to understand a joke. That's so sad.

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  81. The overtime thing is blown out of proportion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I currently work at Google, and people aren't expected to work overtime, they choose to. Keep in mind the types of people Google hires - very intelligent overachievers. These are the types of people who want to keep working after they go home.

    If you don't want to, like me, you can put in your 40 hours a week and be done with it. I work my 8 hours a day and that's that. Nobody asks or expects me to do more.

    In fact, even the founders actively encourage people to have a better work-life balance. They've come out and specifically said that if we feel pressured to work overtime then something is wrong.

  82. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Basilius · · Score: 1

    Actually, the issue isn't that there's a disconnect between the research and products arm at Microsoft. The problem is that the products arm won't start on a project unless it's "worth their time." Given the amount of overhead a typical product requires, it's going to have to sell a lot of copies or be very strategic to get underway. Most of the ideas that come out of R&D are cool, but too small to matter to MSFT.

    I don't have first hand experience with them, but Google doesn't really seem to care about that. They release projects on the merits of the project, not the numbers the sales staff can generate.

    What MSFT needs is something akin to Daimler's old Plymouth division. A risk-taking company that doesn't expect large sales numbers. I remember a presentation from a couple MSFT researchers back in 1994 on something pretty similar to what Second Life has become. The tech wasn't there to make it happen properly at the time, but it's something that could have been in that subsidiary's backlog of ideas. It just got lost within MSFT.

  83. Don't discount the impact of noise by Timwit · · Score: 1

    People tend to skew things based on their own experiences and extrapolate generalisations from them

    True, but you extrapolated based on your own experience when you wrote "The whole programmers need an office cubicle thing is vastly overrated." I agree with you that interesting work is *very* important to productivity, but don't underestimate the noise factor. Plenty of people (perhaps the majority) are able to tune out moderate noise but I'm unable to do it myself. I can't even listen to music, the primary method that people use to tune out noise in cubicle envrionments.

    It's been really rough for me personally. Over the past 7 years I've been working in cubes, and I estimate that my output has been 1/4 of what I could have produced in an office with a door (which I enjoyed at a prior job). The more demanding the work, the smaller this fraction becomes. Fortunately in my job I am able to hide the fact that I have unproductive days on account of noise, but it's no fun struggling with it all of the time. When deadlines loom I have to come in on weekends to finish my work in peace and quiet.

    One more thing: earplugs work great for short periods of time, but if you wear them for more than a few hours they really make your ears ache. They're not a viable solution for more than a couple of hours a day. Noise cancelling headphones don't work either. They eliminate the HVAC hum but leave the voices loud and clear (with the pair I tried). If anybody has found headphones that do a good job cancelling out voices, please let me know.

  84. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

    What exactly doesnt google buy nowadays?

    Google maps, google earth, picassa, google goups, youtube, ect, all were just bought and relabled the microsoft way.
    Give it another 2-3 years, and original developments at google will have gone the way of the dodo. As they all will have much better use of their time (like searching for ways to put those venture capital billions to some use).

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  85. dedazo must be a woman by twitter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... or he has nothing to toss.

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    1. Re:dedazo must be a woman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he is that makes you a pussy, since he's been kicking your zealot arse all over Slashdot lately

    2. Re:dedazo must be a woman by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Finally, scientific confirmation that hatred makes you stupid.

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  86. Private offices for devs at M$? Now I understand.. by flibuste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, Microsoft is trying every single (quite pathetic I have to say) thing to avoid employee leaking to competitors or better places, including having developers in their own private office?
    With team members probably not communicating with anything else than e-mail, no wonder why they can't make a single product without crashing all the others.

  87. No social life by adeydas9 · · Score: 1

    Tons of perks at the cost of a social life, I'd say!!!

  88. Don't get sidetracked by the political discussion. by sampson7 · · Score: 1

    The OP asks a very interesting question. To me, the article reads like a helpful list of the pros and cons for working for two different places. Both come across as reasonable places to work (for those of us with "high pressure" type jobs), although they each have their own foibles.

    In short, I see nothing objectionable in this article; nothing evidencing a Machiavelian attempt to "stick it to" either side. Corporate confidentiality is certainly something I appreciate in my business; but it would never extend to such items as perks or office size or any of the other items.

    I found the discussion of the "20 % time" particularly interesting because it matches how most law firms treat pro bono hours. Sure, you're entitled to do pro bono -- we even give your "billable hour credit" for pro bono work -- but make sure that not one iota of your existing workload suffers.

  89. I agree, but there's still a downside by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree with what you're saying for the most part, but I, too, have worked in both types of environments. You've captured the downsides of the start-up type company pretty accurately. The downside of the other type of environment is a tendency toward under-achieving.

    You see it more in larger companies, and especially as companies get closer and closer to government ... i.e. big HMOs, university staffs ... any job where it's really difficult to get fired or laid off once you're in. These jobs attract people who have families, outside lives, want the healthcare and the work/life balance, precisely because they offer so much security.

    The problem is, once you have a preponderance of people with that mindset on staff, it becomes difficult to act like the smaller company. When your whole staff is seeking security in their employment, it makes sense that the organization naturally becomes more and more risk-averse. You stop taking chances. There's nobody to rock the boat.

    When that really starts to suck is when upper management starts looking at the numbers and they say, "Hey, it's a different market, your department isn't pulling its weight anymore. We need change." In a company full of ambitious over-achievers who have learned to be just a little bit afraid for their jobs, this situation is an opportunity. It's time for new ideas to surface, for the underdog to make his bid for success. New projects get launched. People move offices, start reporting to different bosses. You try stuff.

    In a staid, safe, secure work environment, however, this is how it happens: Upper management says "we need change," and the head of your department says, "Yes sir, will do, sir" ... and the buck stops there. Your manager diddles the numbers a bit. Everybody's told they need to "work a little harder." And that's it.

    And maybe you were at the same meeting that the head of your department was, and maybe you heard that upper management guy saying "we need change," and now you're just sitting there. Twiddling your thumbs. Waiting for the axe to fall. And you go to your boss and you say, "Shouldn't we really be doing this or that?" But he's thinking about his kid's braces and his car payment and his wife's last biopsy, and he doesn't want to rock the boat. So he sends you back to your desk. To wait.

    Bitter much? Nah, not me.

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    1. Re:I agree, but there's still a downside by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      Totally. But there are two sides to the coin on this...

      Understand, that not every industry works on innovation. Lots of industries have a simple product to offer, and require hard sales numbers to grow. So the company offers huge incentives to sales people to get numbers through based on commissions. Does that mean your IT department doesn't run as well as it should? Probably.

      The smaller companies that make a dent into the big corporations get bought out. The ones that innovate and create new and exciting products, new technologies, they are almost entirely startups. Google changes that slightly since they are more innovative in their day-to-day operations, and the 20% initiative that gets converted into real products is well... a great thing. But Google will stagnate internally, and as Microsoft has in the past, will acquire technology and people in order to have them re-innovate. Mark Rusinovich (of Sysinternals fame) was adopted into Microsoft to help build out Vista. And looking at the 'under the hood' improvements to Windows, it's been pretty amazing. Sure, on the surface it's not there as many plainly point out, but the innovation is still working its machinery. But give Rusinovich some time, and he too will stagnate. And there will be the next big thing.

      Until then, I am happy in my secure, well paying job with good upward mobility and good work/life balance. The people who are more motivated than me to develop technology and cutting edge stuff for the next generation, they will be the millionaires and billionaires. I can live without the money I think, because I still do pretty decent. Maybe when I've had and raised my kids, will I get the motivation to restart getting out of my life to do 'something' else.

      There are plenty of older people who made their first million later in life. I don't mind being one of them :)

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  90. Semi-private office space by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    I once shared an office with one other developer, a good friend of mine. We told stupid jokes and laughed all day long. I thought it was a cool compromise.

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  91. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    I don't have first hand experience with them, but Google doesn't really seem to care about that. They release projects on the merits of the project, not the numbers the sales staff can generate.

    Which is why, realistically, Google is a two-trick pony - the search engine and AdWords.

    The rest of their stuff, while kind of neat at times, doesn't really matter. Add to that the fact that most of their recent "developments" have been aquisitions, and they start to look a lot less impressive.

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  92. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by ect5150 · · Score: 1

    The entire patent system should be abolished - if you want to reward "innovators" over and above the free market, find a way that doesn't deal a death of a thousand cuts to the freedom of hundreds of millions. The reward to the "innovators" is increased profits. I wouldn't increase the time to 40 years, but to understand the 20 years, you have to think beyond the tech industry. Some fields (medical field) can take far longer to bring a product to market (extensive, expensive and time consuming testing) and actually deserve some lengthier time frame as opposed to 1 year.
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  93. don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In my opinion people there at google tend to be pretentious and full of themselves. But that is my personal opinion and I am glad I don't work there in fact, sure there are some nice benefits and all, but it isn't everything. I got a few job offers and work for one of the best company around, and in my mind a much better company than Google...

    I worked 9 months as a contractor for Google and was offered to convert to a regular employee, which I declined. I just couldn't work in that environment where I was almost disgusted by the arrogance and superiority of the people. I had to leave as soon as possible, which I did. There are many important things apart from the reputation of your workplace, like feeling respect towards your coworkers (which I honestly never could feel due to their attitude) and don't have the feeling that it is a cult.

    To this day, I still get questioned why I left Google as soon as some one know I worked there. So it is clear that people in the outside have a very different image of the reality of Google inside, which to me, honestly, it is a pretty sight.

    Also, people do not seem to realize that Google today is very different to the Google of a few years ago. As a programmer, you are just a commodity. They take good care of reminding you that they don't need you and on the contrary, you have the privilege of being instead of any one else from the pool of applicants. You are just employee number XXXXX that can be easily replaced without hesitation. The people that were from the early stages of the company have a totally different position (understandably), and the rest of the employees are way below at a very different level with virtually no changes of being promoted ever.

  94. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by sofla · · Score: 1

    Microsoft "given up" on beter/quicker? Microsoft is/has been a lot of things, but innovation isn't one of them. They are far more successful at letting someone else identify a profitable niche (WordPerfect, Lotus Notes, dBase, Novell, cc:Mail, windowed UI, Netscape, RealPlayer, Apache...) and then dominating it by any means necessary. I'm not even sure better/quicker applies.

    As for Google... meh. A commodity search engine and some amusing toys that I download once and never use again. I don't really think of them as a products company, just a services company that is (unsuccessfuly so far) trying to enter the products space. If they were to disappear tomorrow, I'd pick another search engine off the list and not think twice about it. They certainly aren't a company I think of as "making a better, quicker, more effective product" or even "filling a need". But that's just my opinion. They are certainly getting some good press and people seem to be raving about them as if they matter... but beyond the search engine, I just don't see it, myself.

  95. Re:Yeah, right. M$ will respect you. by dvNull · · Score: 1

    When I worked at Microsoft, all full time employees usually got their own office. If you are a vendor or a temp, then you will share it with 1 or 2 other vendors/temps in your group based on the size of the office. If you are a tester for games, then you will more than likely be in a large testing room with 20 others.

    And as for getting fired for making blog posts/comments that the CEO/President or whatnot does not like, its basically like that in most companies. Even more so when the company is a large corporation.

  96. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

    I think you mis-spelled "compulsory" there.

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  97. reputation of MS Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can tell you than my feeling as a member of the academic community is that MS Research produces much better and reputable research than Google. I don't really know, but I get the feeling from Google that they are mostly focused on products or very applied research.

    1. Re:reputation of MS Research by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree; Microsoft Research is far more likely to produce high quality papers containing interesting and novel research. The problem is, they don't then do anything with it. If I wanted to do research that was then ignored by everyone, then I'd stay in academia. It seems such a huge waste of resources for Microsoft to spend so much developing such great ideas without ever moving them into products.

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  98. headphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I did an internship at Google and one of the things they gave me from the beginning was a set of headphones. Because all you have is a desk (and not even the same one all the time; I changed three times) surrounded by hundreds of other desks, the noise is often unbearable. When I had to make phone calls I had to go to the toilet, corridor, nearby meeting room, etc. So the headphones were quite useful to be able to isolate a little bit and concentrate on my work. Half the programmers (not software engineers as they like to call themselves) had headphones at any moment.

    So yes, my perception of the work environment was that it sucked, because programmers are just used as a replaceable commodity, not very different to all those computers that break every day in one of the many clusters they use.

  99. It is happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Remember that Google is really an ad agency. That's how the money is made. Much of their newer hiring is sales reps for ads. The days when the ad sales just ran on autopilot are over; now Google has to push their ad products. In time, the ad agency people may take over. That will be an interesting culture change.

    I think it is already happening. If you go to, for example, Google's Sydney office, there are way more ad reps working there than programmers. The same for the Melbourne or NZ offices, where they simply don't have any technical people.

  100. what can Microsoft do? by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    "Please provide any additional information that you believe will help in our battle for talent against Google?"

    Here are some suggestions:

    - stop trying to win in the market through sleazy business practices

    - stop trying to kill open source through FUD; either deliver something that's obviously paying money for, or join open source

    - stop delivering products many years late

    - stop having your executives perform monkey dances (and fire any that have the bad taste to do it)

    - fire the old-timer multi-zillionaires; they make any newcomer feel like a peasant, and they have far too much influence

    - stop filing patents on inventions others have made decades earlier

    - start making products that matter, as opposed to useless variants of outdated products and "me too" versions of Google and Apple products

    Personally, I don't give a damn whether I work in a cubicle or a private office, or whether my company gives me free food or not, but I do care whether I have to be embarrassed mentioning who I'm working for.

  101. Hard to tell!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's look at the comments, remembering that this is an internal Microsoft email (i.e. not an internal Google document of any kind):

    > What is wrong with you? Why would you publish this? This is internal only. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.
    > this is horrible, man you ARE the reason microsoft is suffering!
    > Idiot, idiot, you should quit. You should be ashamed. Hopefully HR will figure out who the hell you are and can your ***.

    Unless Google is so desperate as to troll pro-Microsoft blogs, those were Microsofties not Googlebots. I mean, who else reads a site called Say no to Google, anyhow?

  102. Close perspective of Google life by technienerd · · Score: 1

    I have plenty of friends who've interned at Google (though I haven't myself yet), and so I have a good idea of what working at Google is like. One of my friends is a very academically passionate guy. He's at work on average 12-15hrs per day (He's at work until 5am on many occasions). He doesn't always "work" per se of course. He goes to the gym or plays one of the other recreational activities there. He goes to research seminars and does independent (but related) research to his job. I guess it's a part of his 20% independent time. I've visited the Google campus (Googleplex I guess they call it), and it's fabulous. It has a unique university feel to it. Plenty of lounges and open seating areas. People just sit around doing work wherever with their feet up and some Naked juice (ohh how I love the Naked juice). Yes, Google cares about where your degree is from, but Stanford is not the only school they hire from by any means. The University of Waterloo (where I'm from) in Canada has the #1 co-op program in the world and so Google hires plenty of interns from there (many of whom become full time employees presumably). I can't make any claims about the Microsoft life style though because I only have one close friend working there, and I haven't been to the Redmond campus yet (though I may be going up for a visit in a few weeks). So yes, the young eager ones do not have a social life, but you're free to be as academic and research oriented as you want to be. If you think you have a brilliant idea, the company gives you the flexibility to explore the idea. There are plenty of young inventors out there with ideas that never make it commercially because they weren't willing to take the chance to start up a company and their employer didn't give them the time to explore it. At Google, you have that time, and I've heard if you come up with an idea that ultimately is released, they'll reward you handsomely making starting up a company less appealing.

  103. nobody have complained about office while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would just like to say that no body had the regret of not having worked long enough in office while dying... 9 hours a day is more than enough for anything no matter how much you like it... world is big, life is short, go and enjoy the life. time once gone wont come back ...

  104. mod parent up funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I can understand why someone without a very strong self-steem may feel bitter and decide to do the second. ;-)"

    I think you proved his point...even though you think you're being funny. And I seriously doubt the OP manager/director is going to be afraid to admit he doesn't remember something technical and has to defer to someone else or look it up. By nature, management grows out of touch with technical details and must delegate. If that was the most "management" covered in the interview, then the interview probably wasn't about management but was a personality vote "we saw the guy and he seemed blah" or a complete mistake.

    Google's hiring process is known to be atrocious from day one. I know a 50 year old that was hassled for his SAT score for a non-technical position. And even google recognizes problems in hiring by conducting internal surveys of performance and personality characteristic to build better profiles of good hires. So I would tend to support the OP over someone attacking someone by calling them bitter and saying they lack self-esteem.

  105. Hirenfire by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    "Just hire everyone who walks in the door, and expect to fire most of them in a few months? "

    I've worked for two companies where that has seemed to be the case. More accurately their hiring interviews were so cursory that they could not really tell who would fit in. So after three months it was bye-bye to about 20% of new employees.

  106. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1


    the guy there talking about left MS  his company was brought by google doesnt it say somthing that hes now leaving to go back to MS ?

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  107. Are these people insane? by pointbeing · · Score: 1

    Jeez, I don't wanna work that hard.

    From what I read on Wikipedia Google salaries are on the low side. I work as a sysadmin for the federal government - I don't carry a corporate cell phone, work 40 hours a week (16 of those from home) in an environment where working overtime is strongly discouraged because of budget cuts and I make more than twice what Google's entry-level sysadmin does - and live in a considerably lower-cost area than the Bay Area.

    I don't get free food but do get a free gym, 10 federal holidays, 13 sick days and 26 vacation days a year - on top of the 104 personal days I already get - and I go home at 3pm every single day. I don't understand why someone would want to work in that kind of a sweatshop. For me, a job is necessary to be able to do the fun stuff - not my reason for existence.

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  108. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1
    Slashdotters are willfully ignorant of Microsoft's research, products, and the relation between the two.

    http://scobleizer.com/2007/03/20/one-thing-microso ft-does-way-better-than-google-research/#comment-3 00364

    Dude, thanks for spending the time at Techfest and for spending far more time editing the videos together. I know this was a huge amount of time and I really appreciate it.

    It always pisses me off when people say that Microsoft hasn't commercialized its research. We've worked closely with our product gorups to transfer a ton of stuff over. What we haven't done is get in people's faces about it.

    In Vista: the 3-D interface, the Sidebar, Superfetch, speech recognition. The network map autodetection. Ink parsing. IPv6 support. The IE7 phishing detector. The new HP photo format. MSR made significant contributions to all of these. In Office 2007, we helped with the new Ribbon UI, made improvmenets to search relevance in Sharepoint, improved chart labeling in Excel, and improved the spell checker. For the XBox we contributed graphics library for photorealistic functions, TrueSkill, geolocation for XBox live, the AI for Forza. Data mining algorithms in SQL Server came from MSR. We contributed to the spam filters in Hotmail, Exchange and Outlook. Several of the tools in Visual Studio Team Server came from MSR, as did the static driver verifier in the Vista DDK. There's MSR technology everywhere.

    There are dozens and dozens of other examples. The Tablet PC came out of MSR. The first-generation Windows Media audio codec came out of MSR too. Our interactive TV work started in MSR.

    So fine, if you want to beat us up for not blowing our own horn, I'll take that hit. But to say that we don't commercialize our research is just wrong.

    Comment by Kevin Schofield -- March 20, 2007 @ 10:29 pm

    http://scobleizer.com/2007/03/20/one-thing-microso ft-does-way-better-than-google-research/#comment-3 00607

    Yup, forgot that XBox Live was using F#. Thanks for the catch.

    I also forgot the news of this week -- the announcement of "Response Point" which was incubated in MSR. http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2007/mar0 7/03-19MSResponsePointPR.mspx

    As to Alex's question: there are several that we can identify now. Keeping in mind that most truly "groundbreaking" technologies take 10+ years before they're recognized as such, I'm sure that there are more that we haven't identified as such yet.

    But some examples:
    - the foundations of image based rendering, by Hughes Hoppe
    - hardware support for graphics processing (aka "Talisman") by Jim Kajiya, Turner Whitted et al
    - ClearType (read the papers and the patent application before you judge; there's much more to this than is generally admitted) by John Platt
    - source code analysis, modeling and verification, by Jim Larus, Sriram Rajamani, and several others
    - public area wireless networks by Victor Bahl
    - support vector machines for spam filtering, by John Platt and David Heckerman
    - applying spam filtering algorithms to designing an HIV vaccine, by Heckerman and Jojic
    - functional programming language work by Luca Cardelli and Simon Peyton-Jones
    - performance optimizing a program by re-arranging its code and data segments based upon empirical observation, but Amitabh Srivastava et al.
    - 3-D information visualization papers by George Robertson
    - Mary Czerwinski's papers on understanding differences in spatial abilities between men and women
    - Cerwins

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  109. Something i'd Love to See Companies Do by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    This idea comes in two forms: One out of ten work days, each employee can take that day to do volunteer work. The other model is 1/10th of a company's output is given away. Plan A Examples - Joe Bob spends every other Friday teaching inner city kids how to use computers. The Canard Noir cooks for free for 8 hrs every other Tuesday. Everybody at Big Boys Heating and Plumbing does a Habitat for Humanity project every other Monday. Gold Gym in Herndon could run a bi-weekly fitness day camp for fat kids. Lisa Anne saves up his 10% over a few months and then spends two weeks to teach an art class. Plan B Examples - Every tenth copy of Vista off the line goes to a charity pile for schools, shelters and the poor. Every tenth pint of blood donated is frozen and shipped off to where it is needed. Allow companies to write off the "losses" and to tout how much good they do. THE POINT - To move away from MONEY. It is far more meaningful and helpful to have people donate time and sweat. Plus, unlike writing a check to an orphanage, volunteer WORK creates a sense of community and responsibility, fosters a real human connection. /worries this might be modded "Funny"

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    1. Re:Something i'd Love to See Companies Do by lsdino · · Score: 1

      I've been an advocate of requiring companies to give something up in exchange for limited liability for a while now. Companies get a great power which makes much of their work possible and/or reasonably efficient. Usually I've discussed lawyers, doctors, etc... where there's a clear and easy way to see how they give back. But this is a great way to generalize it.

  110. Google's Perks by Snugglypoo · · Score: 1

    As Google's employees grow up and exploit their perks, the perks will disappear. A few years will pass before Google's culture is comparable to Microsoft's. I'm surprised they've been able to maintain it for this long though.

  111. Life is good at Google by raph · · Score: 1



    I've been at Google a month now, and I am finding it very satisfying,
    even more so than I hoped for. A great deal of the corporate culture
    is simply about removing barriers that might keep you from doing your
    work. The Tech Stops are a perfect example of that - if you have a
    problem, they usually just fix it right then and there.

    Before I joined up, I assumed that the meals were basically a strategy
    to extract the most hours of work from employees. Now that I'm here,
    I'm finding that it doesn't feel like "work late and we'll feed you"
    at all. Rather, it's an opportunity to get to know people better, make
    friends, build and strengthen those connections. And range and depth
    of talent of the people is truly incredible.

    There's a lot more to the food than it being free, too. It's not just
    that it's "gourmet" either. Amazingly, the people who make and serve
    the food are as passionate about it as the engineers are about
    software. There's a garden inside the main campus where they grow
    veggies, and they use local sources as much as possible. Today, for a
    snack I had strawberries that were every bit as good as the wild ones
    I picked from patches when I was a boy. Turns out, they were grown
    right next to where the barista in my building's coffee bar lives.
    Earlier this week, there was pizza for the open source tech talk, and
    the guy who made it brought it himself, and chatted with the guests.
    That kind of quality and connection is something that I think
    everybody should aspire to in their lives, in food and in other areas.

    I can see that not everybody would have a good experience working for
    Google, especially people who need their hand held all the time, or
    who have difficulty balancing the demands of work, life, family, etc.
    I personally like being treated like a grown-up, and appreciate being
    able to treat other people the same. But the culture there probably
    isn't for everybody.

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  112. Cisco is best place to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMNSHO, I offer an opinion on this debate on Cisco's blog: "CAGE MATCH: Google v. Microsoft v. Cisco" Read post here: http://blogs.cisco.com/news/2007/06/cage_match_goo gle_v_microsoft.html

    Net net is: "Which is the best place to work? There is some scuttlebutt in the blogosphere and reported in ComputerWorld about a post written by a former-Google, now-Microsoft employee that Microsoft is a better place to work. Let me put this argument to rest...the best place to work is Cisco..."

  113. Re:From the perspective of someone on the outside. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Microsoft spends something like five billion dollars on research a year, and pretty much any conference has a few interesting papers by Microsoft Research, but five years later you still won't see any products based on them.
    I would respectfully disagree. The upcoming C# 3.0 has a lot of ideas, implementations of which were developed and polished in language research projects of Microsoft Research (such as F#).