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Michael Meeks On ODF and OOXML

biscuitfever11 writes "ZDNet has up a great interview with Michael Meeks, the distinguished Novell engineer, who's currently deeply involved in open document format and OpenOffice.org. In the interview, Meeks takes Microsoft to task on its alternative format OOXML and argues that Microsoft should adopt ODF — but says that realistically they never will. He also mentions his favorite example to explain the benefits of open source software to a nontechnical person: the flexibility of open source would have allowed us to free ourselves from Clippy, the world's most despised paperclip, by changing a single line of code."

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  1. No way, given half a chance by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given half a chance the OSS world would probably have neded up patching Office with:

    ' remove MS cruft:
    ' AssistantLoad "clippy.acs"
    AssistantLoad "Tux.acs"

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    1. Re:No way, given half a chance by Acrimonymous · · Score: 1

      ' I see what you did there

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    2. Re:No way, given half a chance by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

      The fact though remains, customization is and will be the "killer feature" of OSS. If a big company "upgrades" to Vista, they most likely will have to retrain most of its employees. If that same company chooses to go to Linux, the sysadmin can customize it to behave almost exactly like XP with the exception of admin tasks which most companies don't want the normal employee to do such as installing/removing software. Just take a look at Office 2007, it looks TOTALLY different, behaves differently and takes up more resources with no way to use the old GUI, had it been say OpenOffice you could add a theme to restore the old look and optimize the code by either compiling it or taking out unneeded features to make it be faster.

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    3. Re:No way, given half a chance by El+Lobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      had it been say OpenOffice you could add a theme to restore the old look and optimize the code by either compiling it or taking out unneeded features to make it be faster.
      Yet everytime somebody talks about thebenefits of OS everubody uses the woruls *COULD*. Yes, you *could* do that, but you knoe any normal persson/busnes with the right knowlege/time/money in their hands to make such a hugh and potentially dangerous customization? Hell, I'll better pay for a closed source solution in that case. The question is not what yopu COULD do. Yes, you could customize the Linuzzz kernel. My grandma cannot. The question is what you practically are willing to do to solve a problem, and is it worth all the trouble?
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    4. Re:No way, given half a chance by Jimmy+King · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The post you replied to made no mention of the average user customizing that stuff. He said large businesses. Most large businesses put their own images on computers with specific combinations of software and modify/skin commercial software when applicable frequently write their own tools to do things like migrate users to a new computer without losing personal data or deploy images and software. A build of open office or any other OSS app compiled with their preferred flags to configure or their preferred skin/theme on an app is well within the realm of reality at these places.

      For example, years ago when I worked for Best Buy, the techs used a fairly standard trouble ticket and inventory app (I'll be damned if I can remember the name), but it was rebranded as "STAR" by best buy and integrated with the POS software to a certain extent. I later worked at Capital One where they used the exact same application by it's normal name, but highly modified the interface to their needs (which Best Buy also almost surely did). We had a scripted tool built around some user migration tools MS provides to move user data from one computer to another. At the place I work now we use a modified Bugzilla and we're far from a large company. And as already mentioned, pretty much every large company has their own custom images for computers with software packages and versions that have been tested and verified to work together.

    5. Re:No way, given half a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is, most companies don't "train" their employees on Windows or Office. Most people have no clue about any of the software they use at work. Any word processor with a spelling/grammar checker and basic formatting would be more than enough in almost every situation where people are currently using Word. Every once in a while you'll come across a "power user" who actually uses more than that, but they're few and far between. Do you really need a $400 office suite to type up a memo? No, but that's the primary use of Office.

      Most places blindly install Office because Microsoft sold it to them and because "everyone else is using it".

    6. Re:No way, given half a chance by Ajehals · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hell, I'll better pay for a closed source solution in that case. That's only true of your propriety software does what the open source software could potentially do.

      The whole kernel hacking grandma is a misnomer when it comes to company's, even small ones, mainly because they either have access to technical experience, or they aren't getting even close to the most out of their IT systems (FOSS or Proprietary).

      You have small organisations that tend to use stuff "out of the box", which basically means they don't. nor have the expertise to, use the more useful features within the software they already own. Things like Windows Update Server, Remote Installation Services, Active Directory, Print Servers, IIS, it all gets ignored, at best you might have a file server and a load of desktops. So in that instance they would benefit from some IT expertise regardless of whether they are using FOSS or not *and* if they need to grab someone with IT experience anyway then they could replace windows with an open OS and see many benefits, without modifying a single piece of code.

      These small organisations wouldn't even consider looking at bespoke proprietary software, and the normal COTS products wont be perfect for them, so its not like they lose anything moving to OSS, and they can gain rather a huge amount, not to mention the fact that many small (as in cheap enough for SME's) software packages from less well known vendors are not exactly very good to begin with, all those crappy PHP CMS's et al you see in the OSS world also exist in proprietary land, except there you need to pay for them, and you cant fix them yourself.

      So how do you get the benefits of a working complete, comprehensive secure and stable system, whilst still having a large amount of choice *and* the ability to get modifications made if you wish (and at a more reasonable price than having something custom made/faster than having a vendor provide a patch)? Easy use OSS software. It gives choice, doesn't stop you using proprietary software where it is best, doesn't lock you in and best of all doesn't inhibit growth due to licensing costs, and scalability issues.

      If you do switch, don't do it everywhere at once if you don't want to (don't do some bits at all if you prefer), a gradual transition is possible, and probably easier. That leaves you with a choice. Oh and get someone to do it for you or with you, (that goes for an OSS or a MS based system, IT systems can make such a huge difference to a company that it is worthwhile contacting your local IT people, or even better a local college and trying to get someone to help you out. Any small business that goes down the 100% MS route will find itself without any *viable* options at all a short way down the road.

      Having said all the above I should point out that I would find it extremely difficult to put myself into a non IT literate company owners shoes and figure out what I would see as best, I would guess choice stability, reliability, scalability, security etc.. would be good, but sometimes you just want to be able to point out you spent X thousands on a new IT system over lunch, and make your friends jealous.
    7. Re:No way, given half a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm, yes. The shill-fu is strong with this one.

    8. Re:No way, given half a chance by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      So how much does Microsoft pay you for these semi-coherent rants? Or are you a true mental retard, and doing it for free?

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    9. Re:No way, given half a chance by Lennie · · Score: 1

      The good thing about this is, if enough people express/think it's usefull, someone will do it for you.

      Have you seen Linux XP ?

      Yes, if you know how to do it yourself, you are more empowered. But that's the same for a lot things.

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    10. Re:No way, given half a chance by soilheart · · Score: 1

      behave almost exactly like XP with the exception of admin tasks which most companies don't want the normal employee to do such as installing/removing software.
      Ehm, what?
      Even when I have worked as a summer worker they have given me administrative privileges on the computer so I can install any software I'll need to to the work. Running to the IT manager and asking him for help every time I needed to install a new program would been a pain.

      I have never used linux but I have got the impression that it's a little harder to install and unistall programs. So it would probably be confusing to the users. And if anyone would do like you (lock installing and uninstalling) then I would feel sorry for the IT managers having to run here and there just to install another program...
    11. Re:No way, given half a chance by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I have never used linux

      Perhaps you should try it before discussing it...

      Installing software on Linux is easier than with Windows, and an admin could change your permissions to allow software installs without the security risk of giving you administrator privileges.
      ...And they wouldn't even have to leave their desk to do it.

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    12. Re:No way, given half a chance by trewornan · · Score: 1

      You've been lucky and worked in a relatively relaxed IT environment.

      If I wanted to install new software on my work computer, I'd have to have the software approved by the IT department who would check for possible security flaws, system requirements, maintenance requirements, etc. Unless it was open source, I'd also have to submit a request to our purchasing department stating the type of licence, why I required the software, etc.

      We needed a particular piece of modelling software in our department (for about ten employees) and it took two months before it was finally installed.

      If I managed to break the protection on a work computer so that I even *could* "just install" another program, I'd be sacked for that in itself (if anybody found out). Actually installing unauthorised software would be prima facie grounds for dismissal.

      These sorts of policies are commonplace in government and the defence industry.

    13. Re:No way, given half a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? What does your comment have to do with GP post?

    14. Re:No way, given half a chance by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "The problem with that is, most companies don't "train" their employees on Windows or Office. "

      You're right. Most companies require their employess to already know how to use Windows and Office and may test that knowledge before hiring them.

    15. Re:No way, given half a chance by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Sure, not everybody can or will. But some people do. And that's the point. Folks didn't like how OpenOffice looked on MacOS, and created a version that looked good.

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    16. Re:No way, given half a chance by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Ill back you up on that and add banking and finance to the govt and defense sectors(Ive world in all three to be honest). The GP mentioned that installing new software would maybe be a hassle for end users(while I dont really agree with that in 100% of cases) as a bad thing. In large enterprises that I think would be considered great :)

    17. Re:No way, given half a chance by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Don't expect admin going forward- and not at major corporations.

      The combination of windows virus issues, legal liability for liscenses, sarbanes oxley audits, and malicious (trogan) programs has corporations going towards the same direction for windows.

      It used to take us 4-5 days to install our software stack on a new machine- now it can take three weeks. Each piece of non-standard software (and we are web developers so there is a lot compared to the normal desktop users) requires approval and for a PC admin to come buy and signon as admin and observe the installation before signing off as admin.

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  2. Okay... by Acrimonymous · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Isn't one file format (such as ODF) better than two? Surely the weakness of having many is the confusion it creates?

    Not that I don't enjoy a good OSS flamewar, but isn't this something of a leading question? As an individual in a position to make buying decisions based on this sort of thing, this is exactly what turns me off to ODF and other "community" technologies.

    The closed techs may have more technical annoyances and whatnot, but when it comes right down to it, open technologies and the confrontation they create even within their own support base just turns me off to the whole thing. Give me something that works for 95% of the whole group and I'll happily support the remaining 5% rather than risk 100% of my user base's productivity on something that may collapse from internal quibbling in a few months.

    Just my 2 cents, is all....
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    1. Re:Okay... by WK2 · · Score: 1

      I'll happily support the remaining 5% rather than risk 100% of my user base's productivity on something that may collapse from internal quibbling in a few months.

      Closed source companies have internal quibbling too. It is just more internal.

      Also, I think you are lying when you say that you are "in a position to make buying decisions based on this sort of thing." That sounds like "you should listen to me because I am an anonymous professional." My advanced apologies if you are telling the truth.

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    2. Re:Okay... by Acrimonymous · · Score: 0

      Well, simply put, it doesn't matter to me if you believe me. I have no way of proving it one way or another, but I'll say it again: I make buying decisions. I have access to two $25,000 lines of credit and one $10,000 line of credit and I make purchasing decisions for a 164 employee company (primarily related to replacing user PCs and web/database/file servers).

      Every now and then when I need to buy something I question whether or not I should propose a 164 seat reinstall that includes OOo (and whether or not I should replace Apache with IIS since I wouldn't need pre-approval to do it). Every time I chicken out because the simple fact is, as much as I like Apache and OOo, I won't get blamed when IIS or Office fail.

      Like I said elsewhere in this thread, until I get to hire/fire the guy who makes the buying decisions, I can't really influence it all that much. Five years ago I had a high profile account here where I supported OOS, but now that I'm in IT management, I realize that it's the non-technical executives that are really holding OSS back. It's sad, but it's true.

      Regardless of the internal quibbling at MS or other closed corps, they're established, and that carries and awful lot of weight, as unfair as it may be.

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    3. Re:Okay... by yariv · · Score: 1

      So you prefer a software accepting 29.2.2100 as a vaild date. I hope you'll change your mind in time...

    4. Re:Okay... by Salsaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice try at misdirection, troll, but the squabbling is over. ODF has already been accepted as an ISO standard, and is already supported by all of the following groups:

      http://www.odfalliance.org/members.php#viewall

      Now perhaps you would care to answer the original question: why are two standards better than one ?

    5. Re:Okay... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      As an individual in a position to make buying decisions based on this sort of thing, this is exactly what turns me off to ODF and other "community" technologies.

      If you've been employed in a position to make buying decisions and you don't understand why open formats are valuable, your HR department should be sacked.

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    6. Re:Okay... by tepples · · Score: 1

      So you prefer a software accepting 29.2.2100 as a vaild date. Under the Gregorian calendar, wouldn't such a date be normalized to "2100-03-01" with a warning?
    7. Re:Okay... by Acrimonymous · · Score: 0

      Of course, I didn't comment on the ODF standard so much as on the focus of the article, but whatever. I'm the one who's a troll, after all, for discussing... well... the actual article.

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    8. Re:Okay... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing the difference between a standard and software. An OSI standard isn't exactly going to be changing very often and especially not if the group is "collapsing from internal quibbling." You also don't buy standards (unless you're Microsoft).

      Now if there was an office suite that had 100% of the market, that would be prone to collapsing due to internal quibbling. However the beauty of open standards is that anyone, open and closed, can produce an office suite that utilizes the standard.

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    9. Re:Okay... by Acrimonymous · · Score: 1

      I'd love to meet the person who honestly believes that Microsoft would follow the ODF standard, were it to be implemented.

      The fact is, if ODF wins it's software versus software warfare. Microsoft won't follow the ODF standard, they'll only make a few changes to Office so they can make a seriously pedantic argument that they're following ODF. In all likelihood they'll just try to consume and "extend" it so that nobody can effectively use it.

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    10. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for making Windows 95 so successful, and all of the hideous things that followed.

    11. Re:Okay... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      I'd love to meet the person who honestly believes that Microsoft would follow the ODF standard, were it to be implemented. Thankfully Microsoft isn't the only closed source company out there (unfortunately they're the major one).
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    12. Re:Okay... by killjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you tell me what company you work for? I just want to make sure I never invest in a company run by a guy who thinks like you.

      If your boss will fire you because a network card failed the business is doomed.

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  3. Well by El+Lobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no need to change one line of code for that. My mom never could do that, nor could 3/4 of the population. That's why there is Options-Help-Don't use office asistent. Nothing is black and white. there is a lot of gray there in between and while OS is a completly good and fair option, commercial software is a completly good and fair option as well. Both have their advantages and disadventages, and OS id not the paradise, nor is commercial software the hell....

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    1. Re:Well by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Your mom might never change one line of code - but she sure as heck could manage to download code from someone who CAN program. I don't use NeoOffice on the Mac because I was able to hack the OpenOffice.org code to run on the Mac - I use it because some other industrious people did.

      If, say, WordPerfect were open source I could very likely be using it today on OS X... instead, it's dead on the Mac, and so I have a painful time whenever I need to open one of my old WordPerfect files. Microsoft Office and Windows may be the dominant file format of our time, but someday it will not be... and then what the heck will I open my old Office files with?

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    2. Re:Well by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "That's why there is Options-Help-Don't use office asistent[sic]."
      I think you missed the point.
      I turned off the office assistant numerous times.
      It always managed to pop back up eventually.
      If someone could have changed a couple of lines of code and compiled it for me so the assistant would stay off, I would have appreciated it.

    3. Re:Well by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      ah, i see it. you've fallen victim to one of the fallacies about software the proprietary software world has been feeding you.

      you see, software can be copied indefinitely for zero cost. only one single person in the whole world would have to make the change you want and then you can benefit from it.

      see how that's different from the proprietary world, where everybody has to individually buy and own the product and is forbidden from sharing it with others?

    4. Re:Well by Lennie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is an option during installation/setup, that solves the problem.

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    5. Re:Well by jbengt · · Score: 1

      At work I don't have the option to re-install or to set installation options.

    6. Re:Well by skeeto · · Score: 1

      while OS is a completly good and fair option, commercial software is a completly good and fair option as well

      Free software is commercial software. It is not exclusive.

  4. Clippy is not a very compelling argument by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll put on my Executive Hat here: "So Open Source is good for removing features, gotcha." Arguing about turning off Clippy not necessarily a shining example of why OSS is good. Things like zero-day exploits, internationalization, and no per server (or VM!!!) costs are what will make people adopt OSS.

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    1. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by gbutler69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not meant to be a legitimate example. It is meant as an example your average computer user can understand and relate to.

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    2. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll put on my Executive Hat here: "So Open Source is good for fixing bugs, gotcha."

      There, fixed that for ya.
    3. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it's also utterly untrue. The guy that finally killed Clippy in O12 is a friend of mine, and it required changing thousands of lines of code. That little bugger had its tenticles in deep.

    4. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it really is not an example that your average computer user can relate to because your average computer user doesn't necessarily share that hatred of Clippy with the nerd community.

      When I was doing desktop support, I removed the Office Assistant from our default Office installation package thinking I was doing everyone a favor. I was surprised by the number of calls we received from users wondering where their dog, planet, Einstein had gone and requesting that it be turned back on.

    5. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely true. In fact, most people who I come across these days seem to be at the most indifferent to that little bastard.

      And did anyone else know that his christian name is actually Clipper? But I guess only his mother calls him that.

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    6. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      "zero-day exploits, internationalization, and no per server (or VM!!!) costs are what will make people adopt OSS." You would think so, yet it doesn't. What makes people adopt something is marketing.

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    7. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by atlep · · Score: 1

      Clippy was just an example. Not chosen because it was so important, but because it was easily recognizable. Also by people who have no idea about what zero-day exploits are and doesn't care about per server/VM costs.

    8. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those full-page ads for Google were really cluttering up the newspapers a couple of years back.

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    9. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by marsu_k · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll put on my Executive Hat Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    10. Re:Clippy is not a very compelling argument by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It is meant as an example your average computer user can understand and relate to.
      It's only geeks who get annoyed at Clippy, the average user either couldn't give a toss, or else actually appreciates an (admittedly inadequate) attempt at contextual help.
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  5. The worlds most despised minimize animation... by bjourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is the one Metacity uses. The patch to remove that one is also only a few lines, but I have yet to see a non-technical person manage to do that. The great advantages of free software aren't technical, they are social. People working together for a common good because it is fun is a more efficient economic system than the one in which you do it to get a paycheck. Imagine what would happen if the rest of the world where also structured like free software communities?

    1. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by Acrimonymous · · Score: 1

      Free software is certainly superior in principle, but it's downfall is and will continue to be the fact that the business world hasn't practically functioned for years.

      To be more direct: people do stupid thing in business because they won't be held accountable. I run OOo at home because it's a superior system, but I buy MS Office at work every couple of years because I won't have to request a new training budget when I do so.

      Microsoft has the advantage because they know that the people in charge of the money in businesses don't have the technical wherewithal to come to complete or meaningful conclusions when making buying decisions. Yea, I can make budget requests, but until I can hire the guy that makes budget requests I really can't help the ODF push at all.

      On the plus side, we're starting to see the standards people make important inroads into the OSS/ODF byways. Hopefully that will help influence more buyers and, therefore, influence the people hiring them so that ODF and other OSS technologies can make meaningful inroads to business.

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    2. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The worlds most despised minimize animation...is the one Metacity uses. The patch to remove that one is also only a few lines, but I have yet to see a non-technical person manage to do that."

      Or perhaps, you despise it, and therefore assume automatically that everyone else does too, and that nobody cares enough to do anything about it except you. I honestly didn't have any idea what you were talking back until I switched back to Metacity and looked for an animation (I can only assume you mean the flying rectangle? I've never really cared/bothered/noticed it).

    3. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People working together for a common good because it is fun is a more efficient economic system than the one in which you do it to get a paycheck. Imagine what would happen if the rest of the world where also structured like free software communities?"

      We tried that. See Communism, and Socialism.

    4. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The world would be knee-deep in shit, because nobody finds it fun to be a sewerage worker.

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    5. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by uzytkownik · · Score: 1

      Morover I heard about people who actually asked while buying computer will they have assistent (of course they didn'y know the name).
      May be we have to, adding a option to switch it on/off, include in our software to make it popular?

      GAssistant assistant = g_assistant_new(window); //...
      g_assistant_set_animation("print");

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    6. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Only very lazy people would...
      Most people would clean up their own shit, and those who didnt would end up being cast out.
      I used to live in a house with no sewer system, everything went into a cesspool in the back garden, a good distance away from the house. Every few months a truck came along to remove the solid waste that remained in there, as liquid had mostly evaporated or drained away.

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    7. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      From the OP: People working together for a common good because it is fun is a more efficient economic system than the one in which you do it to get a paycheck.

      So how often do you reckon that truck would have come along if the driver hadn't been getting paid? People working together because it is fun is only efficient in a very narrow subset of work, for a very narrow subset of people. In general, it just doesn't work. People don't pump sewerage for fun, but they will do it for money.

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    8. Re:The worlds most despised minimize animation... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well, we had to pay for the truck every time it came... It wasn't a free service.
      It also wasn't essential, we could have shoveled the sewerage onto the bottom of the garden, where the waste water drained.. There were plenty of apple trees down there, and it did them good, especially during dry spells (when theres a shortage of water its illegal to pump clean water onto your garden, but waste water is another matter).

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  6. Clippy by SamP2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last time I checked you can disable Clippy in 10 seconds from the Office Options menu, without the need to find the right line, remove it, and recompile. Anyone who is not capable of clicking Tools->Options and checking off a checkmark would not be capable of editing the code either.

    Not being anti-OOS in any way, and there are many instances when editing a few lines WOULD make a difference in the usefulness of software (Windows Firewall sure comes to mind), but this is not one of them. Sorry.

    1. Re:Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Last time I checked you can disable Clippy in 10 seconds from the Office Options menu

      Young padawan, this is an option that has been added after several *years* of impossible to disable clippy.

    2. Re:Clippy by El+Lobo · · Score: 1

      Nope. clippy was added in office 2000.Right clicking on Clippy (or other avatar) used to show the option "use standard help". From day one.

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    3. Re:Clippy by enrevanche · · Score: 1

      here are the appropriate instructions clippy

    4. Re:Clippy by smash · · Score: 1

      Clippy was added in office 97. he wasn't impossible to remove then either tho, I can't remember if there was an option or not, i just deleted his files :D

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    5. Re:Clippy by Antiocheian · · Score: 2, Funny

      At last, a correct statement about Clippy! Yes, he was added in Office 97 and yes, it was very easy to disable or not include it at installation (options were provided for both). Microsoft had removed Clippy in Office 2003 but if you slipstream SP2 (or the new SP3), the option to install Clippy is back on.

      I am sure this is due to popular demand.

      Here is a 100% true story about Clippy: I was installing Windows for my girlfriend and I came to the point of installing Office. She saw me marking Office assistant off at installation and asked with dread: "Are you.. removing CLIPPY???" And she started crying and demanding that I get Clippy back on the installation. Of course I don't take shit from women in these matters so Clippy was left out, but we had a real fight on that day.

      It was always easy to disable and it was always an option. Therefore Michael Meeks, by saying "You couldn't turn [Clippy] off and it came on and you had to talk to it before you came on.", loses some credibility.

    6. Re:Clippy by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked you can disable Clippy in 10 seconds from the Office Options menu...

      Or just close him several times and he offers to get rid of himself.

    7. Re:Clippy by SamP2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep, a paper clip is more important than a personal relationship. True sign of a CS guy: smart, experienced, and lonely.

    8. Re:Clippy by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      It's the "...you had to talk to it before you came on..." bit that worries me. What does he mean? In what context was he coming on?!

    9. Re:Clippy by atlep · · Score: 1

      The point is, if Windows Office was open source, there would be available a version with no clippy in it. You wouldn't have to do change the code yourself. Someone else would, and you could download it.

    10. Re:Clippy by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      Of course I don't take shit from women in these matters
      My favorite part of this post :) I need to change my sig to "I don't take shit from women in matters which concern Clippy"
    11. Re:Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young padawan, this is an option that has been added after several *years* of impossible to disable clippy.


      No it is not. Clippy was easy to remove from day one. Even closing it a couple of times and it would offer it itself if you couldn't find the option.

      It is fun to make fun of Clippy, but when we fall into the trap of using false information and fud as our seriously ment arguments against MS we are switching the tables in a bad way.. We are btw. falling into the same trap on Vista around here, but that is another discussion.
    12. Re:Clippy by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      Meeks' point is that if you clicked on Clippy's icon you were provided an option to hide it.

    13. Re:Clippy by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      By "CS" you mean Crappy Stereotype?

    14. Re:Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had people react in sadness and fight over removing weather-bug and that stupid talking parrot (Bonzi buddy?).

      The hard task is now to make her computer-savvy enough that she realizes you did what you did in her best interest.

    15. Re:Clippy by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      You mean as in education, possibly yes. I tried to explain that it was in her best interest to have a lightweight system and also work on a more streamlined UI (without the office assistant) but I think she has impersonated Clippy as a real person.

      Yes, I remember Bonzi buddy -- I think it was a blue monkey.

  7. Clippy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like you're writing code to remove me!

    1. Re:Clippy! by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I can't help you with that, Dave.

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    2. Re:Clippy! by artanis00 · · Score: 1

      Here's the problem! Microsoft is writing their code with Office!

  8. summing up OSS by abigsmurf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "the flexibility of open source would have allowed us to free ourselves from Clippy, the world's most despised paperclip, by changing a single line of code."

    This is also a prime example of where OSS fails too. How many basic users would be able to even compile a version with the altered code, let alone alter the codes themselves? Heck even finding a specific "no clippy" version among a variety of differently configured distributions could prove too taxing. Microsoft's approach to clippy is that if you hide it 3 times in general usage it'll present a user with an option to turn it off and it'll never appear again (provided you've a well configured server). An "if you don't like it, change it" approach simply isn't as effective as good interface usability testing when you're dealing with a userbase comprised of vastly different skill levels.

    1. Re:summing up OSS by BokLM · · Score: 1

      How many basic users would be able to even compile a version with the altered code

      A better question would be "how many linux distribution would ship a version with the altered code". It is the job of the distribution to fix minor annoyances like this depending on what its users want.

    2. Re:summing up OSS by Locklin · · Score: 1

      All users don't need to compile. If people want it, theres bound to be *someone* somewhere that will make the changes and release a new version. Obviously this does not happen all the time - but just the threat of it is enough to keep most OSS projects listening to the user much more than in the proprietary counterpart.

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    3. Re:summing up OSS by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      This is also a prime example of where OSS fails too. How many basic users would be able to even compile a version with the altered code, let alone alter the codes themselves?
      1 for each 1000.

      Then this guy just releases a binary package with the fix. The other 999 guys use it. Congratulations!

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    4. Re:summing up OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget the 1 per 1000 that compiles a "No clippy" version full of trojans...

    5. Re:summing up OSS by abigsmurf · · Score: 1
      But then your novice user still has to go through pages of different patches to find the one he wants, even if he was able to do it, it can't compare to the Clippy example I gave where the program 'learns' that a user may want or not want to use a feature.

      I also don't believe OSS listens to their users more than proprietary software either. Key programs, most notably GIMP and Open Office have been slow to implement things users were crying out for, in the case of OO, Mail merge was a vital component for businesses yet took far too long and when it was implemented it was buggy. In the case of GIMP you've the horrible user interface, there's a project on to fix it but in truth, a strong UI should've been designed in parallel with the functionality.

      On of the oft repeated mantra for OSS is "if you don't like it, code something better" but unfortunately, the vast majority of users and businesses can't do this and the mantra changes to "if you don't like it, buy something better" which doesn't help OSS propogation.

  9. I'm not Capt. MS Office by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    But couldn't you free yourself from the Evil Clippy with a single click of a checkbox? He could make that analogy better and more current by saying "You know the 65535 issue? Programmers could find that and help fix it rather than waiting however long for an official patch"

    1. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I turned it off several times.
      It always managed to eventually pop back up.

    2. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      See, told you I'm not Capt. Office. Oh well. I guess "We could have figured out why the checkbox turning clippy off didn't work". Doesn't have the same ring to it.

    3. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by Simias · · Score: 1

      > You know the 65535 issue?

      Microsoft devs storing the number of issue in an unsigned short, that's what I call optimism...

    4. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by EvanED · · Score: 1

      What? I also turned it off several times, and I never had it pop back up. I don't even have it installed at the moment (you can deselect that component during installation), so I haven't actually seen Clippy in years.

    5. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I also turned it off several times, and I never had it pop back up. I don't even have it installed at the moment (you can deselect that component during installation), so I haven't actually seen Clippy in years.

        You see, there's these things, they're called "bugs." Microsoft has been famous for them since back in the DOS days, when I was a neophyte geekling, and my elder told me to delete pretty much everything that Microsoft wrote and replace it, because it would make DOS much more stable and usable.
        Some people get bit by these "bugs" and some people don't, and although the latter group like to flatter themselves that they're somehow smarter than the former, a careful examination shows that there rarely seems to be any rhyme or reason to who gets hit.

    6. Re:I'm not Capt. MS Office by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, it's been a while since it happened, and I don't recall it popping back up in MS Office 2003. But it did happen to me on numerous occasions in older versions.
      I wouldn't doubt that there was another way to permanently disable it that I wasn't able to find, but I both followed directions and experimented myself, and it kept happening.
      As far as deselecting components during installation, I don't have that option at work, and I haven't used MS Office at home in years.

  10. Fooking Clippy by spykemail · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If that paperclip where a person I'd shoot him in the fooking head.

    1. Re:Fooking Clippy by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      If that paperclip where a person I'd shoot him in the fooking head.

      Here's your chance: CNNNN

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    2. Re:Fooking Clippy by spykemail · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, I almost stabbed my monitor after a few seconds of that guy. I love your signature by the way. Too bad all my comments now get moded Off Topic or I'd spend more time here. I guess the idiots at Digg have finally begun to develop a slightly better sense of humor than the idiots here on Slashdot. Ewww.

  11. Microsoft and killing their main revenue source by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

    The format war is the main reason why most people stick with MS Office. And well... let's take a look at Microsoft's balance sheets.

    So, "Microsoft adopting ODF"? Or even "Microsoft not sabotaging ODF plugins"? No freaking way.

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    1. Re:Microsoft and killing their main revenue source by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Is there any chance of a class action lawsuit against microsoft for monopolic practices regarding ODF?

    2. Re:Microsoft and killing their main revenue source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, short of making it the native file format in Office, they have pretty much supported ODF at every turn. Voting it in ANSI. Delivering the ODF conversion tools on Sourceforge etc.

      ODF might be an ISO standard but everybody agrees that it is far from complete. The TC in OASIS would probably need to finish their work then resubmit 1.4 or 1.5 of ODF back into ISO before you would see it in Microsoft Office.

  12. No patch needed by Mprx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Set /apps/metacity/general/reduced_resources to true in gconf. Turns off the other useless eyecandy too.

    1. Re:No patch needed by Ornedan · · Score: 1

      Gnome - Registry hacking is no longer just for Windows users

      This is the among the greatest reasons why I ditched Gnome. The GUI configurability is being reduced to toddler-proof levels, with no "Advanced" button or tab or equivalent. So the next step is direct conf file editing. Except it's not exactly conf files, but a bloody registry clone.

  13. Huh? by khasim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have no way of proving it one way or another, but I'll say it again: I make buying decisions. I have access to two $25,000 lines of credit and one $10,000 line of credit and I make purchasing decisions for a 164 employee company (primarily related to replacing user PCs and web/database/file servers).

    So, $60,000. For 164 person company.

    We're a little over a 100 people and we spend over $500,000 a year on a single contract.

    Every time I chicken out because the simple fact is, as much as I like Apache and OOo, I won't get blamed when IIS or Office fail.

    Why would Apache "fail"?

    And why would anyone not directly involved in it even know what you're running?

    Like I said elsewhere in this thread, until I get to hire/fire the guy who makes the buying decisions, I can't really influence it all that much.

    But you said, and I quote "I make buying decisions".

    Five years ago I had a high profile account here where I supported OOS, but now that I'm in IT management, I realize that it's the non-technical executives that are really holding OSS back. It's sad, but it's true.

    Noooooo...... What is "holding OSS back" is the fact that all those companies have LARGE investments in their current systems.

    It takes a LONG time for companies to migrate from something that is working TODAY that they know how to support TODAY and that has been paid for TODAY.

    Regardless of the internal quibbling at MS or other closed corps, they're established, and that carries and awful lot of weight, as unfair as it may be.

    That depends upon what you mean by "established".

    Microsoft has a MONOPOLY. Therefore, they are going to be around for a LONG time.

    People will continue to buy from Microsoft because it is what they know and what they use and what works.

    Free software (as in speech) will be taken up by non-US governments and such. It's easier to pitch a change there when you can show $X (or whatever the local medium of exchange is) being sent to Redmond, Washington, USofA instead of into the local economy.
    1. Re:Huh? by Acrimonymous · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We're a little over a 100 people and we spend over $500,000 a year on a single contract.

      That's a rolling budget that I have access to without having to submit pre-approved expenditures for. It's primarily used for replacing user PCs, phones, etc, which is why I mentioned it here. I can request as much as I want, I just don't always get it. For example, we moved to SAM-FS last year for recovery and it cost us a pretty penny thanks to a subsidiary that has an assload of data, but I had to request pre-approval for the expenditure.

      Why would Apache "fail"?


      Ah, yes, the hubris of the OSS community... forgot to mention that.

      Apache can "fail" for many reasons. Your excessively technical question suggests to me that you're not very involved in the business. Regardless of why apache "fails" - be it because of some flaw in the program or because of a simple hardware failure - if apache is new apache is blamed. This is just how it is, unfair as it may be. I inherited IIS from my predecesor (who was, admittedly, clueless) and I won't risk my job switching to apache. The simple fact is that 99% of the failures in IIS can be patched or solved with a reboot and I come out the other side looking better for "fixing" the problem.

      Perverse? You betcha. But I'm not a big enough man to risk my career for a technological principle, is what it all comes down to.

      Again: when I'm the guy who's hiring for the position I'm in, we'll make some changes. Until then?

      Not a bloody chance.

      What is "holding OSS back" is the fact that all those companies have LARGE investments in their current systems.


      You'd be surprised. We deal one-on-one with a lot of businesses and I can't see too many of them running their own vertical apps. That being the case, most of them could switch to OSS/ODF with minimal effort and a moderate investment in training, they just choose not to for the same reasons I won't switch my people: if it goes wrong, I take the blame from higher-ups and I'm the one who's out of a job.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft has a MONOPOLY.

      No, no it doesn't If it did, no one would be running anything else, yet guess what? Many are!

    3. Re:Huh? by Spudds · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a MONOPOLY. No, no it doesn't If it did, no one would be running anything else, yet guess what? Many are! Wow. Just ... wow.

      Sometimes, just sometimes, the level of idiocy people display astounds me. And the modders are no better; +1 insightful? Who let Microsoft employees moderate /.?
  14. It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way. by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As much as I'd love an injunction saying that MS must make its DOCX File format readable by other Office suites, and it must produce a plugin for OO.org to open it NOW. We are screwed. MS already has Office 2007 out in the wild, and I'm starting to get .docx files I can't open in OO.org. There's only one reason this was done, OO.org is so good at opening Docs it started to threaten Office. It doesn't matter if whether OOXML gets certified, its going to be up to OO.org to reverse engineer it as fast as possible or it will make everyone cry blood.

    By the way, what do you think the result will be in a year when we start seeing Samba 4 AD? MS will attack again with even harsher resolve/.

  15. Retraining compared to the ribbon? by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but I buy MS Office at work every couple of years because I won't have to request a new training budget when I do so. Citation needed that the retraining from Microsoft Office 2003 to OpenOffice.org 2.x is bigger than the retraining from Microsoft Office 2003 to Microsoft Office 2007's tabbed toolbar.
  16. Isn't clippy also in OpenOffice? by pieleric · · Score: 2, Informative
    Unfortunately this clippy example is more showing how open source could be great. Right now, in OpenOffice, there is by default clippy activated! (of course it's not called 'clippy', it's called 'help agent'.) So, no, even open source is affected by clippy. Either human kind is doomed, or open source community is very tricky to understand.

    Well, at least the OpenOffice clippy hasn't told me anything so far. It's just there, on the bottom of my screen smiling and cheerfully eating up a little bit of the memory space and graphical space. Maybe it's there to appease the user by helping him to believe it's really like MS office? It's just not working on me...

    1. Re:Isn't clippy also in OpenOffice? by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the help agent could be considered an equivalent to Clippy, I would argue that it's no where near as annoying; it's not animated by default, and it goes away on its own after a few seconds. Of course, if I had a Windows install running on a VM, I could just install WP9 again, and I wouldn't ever have to worry about an 'office assistant' ever again; WordPerfect's Perfect Assistants are far more useful than any MS help file I've ever seen, and they're completely optional, and by default, WordPerfect's help is a standard question/search/browse interface. As soon as I'm able, I'm going to; I can't stand OpenOffice's Writer, and I detest Impress (who ever heard of dumping color selection into a list box, anyway?)

    2. Re:Isn't clippy also in OpenOffice? by weicco · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this clippy example is more showing how open source could be great.

      And another thing... When I was in business college our marketing teacher said that never, ever mention your rival at commercial or in fact try to avoid metioning at all! There's always the risk that audience remembers your competitor's name and not yours. For example:

      We had this car commercial in TV here in Finland. It was supposed to Chrysler commercial I think. In the middle of the commercial the guy was having a birthday said "I wish you all had a brand new Volvo." Well now only thing I can remember are the words "brand new Volvo" and not the actual car that was marketed.

      So when you are making great speeches about OSS and it's benefits, try to avoid metioning your competitors and especially try to avoid that MS bashing which seems to be so popular. Audience could start to think "Hmmm. He spends so much time bashing his competitors so there must be something wrong with his product (also)."

      Just a free marketing tip :)

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  17. Huh? x2 by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's a rolling budget that I have access to without having to submit pre-approved expenditures for. It's primarily used for replacing user PCs, phones, etc, which is why I mentioned it here.

    You cannot forecast when to replace PC's? And you have 160+ users?

    Huh?
    Huh?

    Even at 100+ users, we lease our workstations and replace them every 3 years. It's a known cycle and they're under warranty. Not to mention that there aren't any surprises for Accounting for the next 3 years.

    Ah, yes, the hubris of the OSS community... forgot to mention that.

    Yeah, maybe you could just answer the question, okay?

    Apache can "fail" for many reasons.

    Yeah, maybe you could just answer the question, okay?

    Your excessively technical question suggests to me that you're not very involved in the business.

    Yeah, the question, care to answer it?

    Regardless of why apache "fails" - be it because of some flaw in the program or because of a simple hardware failure - if apache is new apache is blamed.

    How would they KNOW it was Apache? You haven't answered that question, either.

    This is just how it is, unfair as it may be.

    I didn't ask if it was "unfair".
    I asked how Apache would "fail" and how they'd even know that it was Apache.

    You have not answered either of those questions.

    I inherited IIS from my predecesor (who was, admittedly, clueless) and I won't risk my job switching to apache.

    Seeing as how you cannot answer either of those questions and you think $60,000 is a lot of money for a business and you cannot even forecast workstation purchases .....

    I've been deploying Linux throughout the company I work at. And no one can tell the difference. As long as the service is available, they're happy.

    Here's a free clue. Hardware fails. Real professions know this and have already taken steps to mitigate such failures. If a drive dies on your Apache server, the end users should not ever know about it.

    If you're claiming that they'll be complaining about running Apache when that happens ... you've already failed at your job.
    1. Re:Huh? x2 by Acrimonymous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You cannot forecast when to replace PC's? And you have 160+ users?

      I don't think you know what you're talking about.

      We have a LINE OF CREDIT with certain companies that we use to REPLACE or UPGRADE phones and PCs. Beyond that, I have to submit a budget and it has to be approved. I've done this in three different companies, so I'm thinking this is perfectly normal.

      Yeah, maybe you could just answer the question, okay?


      You're just being a dickhead for the sake of it. It doesn't matter why apache "fails". If the network card goes down, then "apache fails" as far as 125 people are concerned and if I'm the guy who suggested we use apache, it's my fault. I'm not dissing apache, I'm just pointing out the fact that I'm the guy who will get blamed if it's not accesible, whether it's apache's fault or not, while I'm the guy who will get kudos for "fixing" IIS even when it's IIS's faulty design that causes the inaccesibility to begin with.

      Whether you like it or not, whether you admit it or not, OOS has to be 100% perfect to succeed on each individual basis, becuase if it's not, the guy who suggested moving to it gets blamed by the incompetents who, never-the-less, make the hiring decisions.

      The remainder of your comment is just idiotic. I'm fully aware that Apache is stable and more reliable than IIS. The fact is, however, that because Microsoft's name is behind IIS, I don't have to worry about becoming the fall-guy when the web server goes down. If IIS fails, and I bring it up quickly, I get "kudos" for "fixing" the problem. If I suggest apache, however, and the ISP flakes out on me, I get fired.

      If you have an actual solution to this absurd state of affairs, by all means, give it. If, however, all you have is the juvenile pro-OSS nonsense that dominates the "debate" spare me. I'm not risking MY job for YOUR principle.
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    2. Re:Huh? x2 by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If the network card goes down, then "apache fails" as far as 125 people are concerned and if I'm the guy who suggested we use apache, it's my fault. I'm not dissing apache, I'm just pointing out the fact that I'm the guy who will get blamed if it's not accesible

      If you're not competent to set up fallover support on a webserver so it'll cope with a dying hardware component, it is your fault, and you should be blamed if it's not "accesible"[sic].

      The picture I'm getting here is that incompetent admins LIKE Microsoft's unreliability because they can reflexively point to it and say "It's not my fault IIS has gone down again." Because there's a long history of Microsoft failures, that's considered a believable accusation, even if it's no longer strictly true.

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    3. Re:Huh? x2 by Acrimonymous · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you're not competent to set up fallover support on a webserver so it'll cope with a dying hardware component, it is your fault, and you should be blamed if it's not "accesible"[sic].


      Come talk to me about this once you're out of high school and you've actually had to submit and justify a budget. At this point, I really have no reason to believe you have any idea what you're talking about.

      Either you're just a child, or you're so extremely lucky that you've managed to retain a rather childish optimism. I've had to deal with actual buffoons who can fire me, so I'm not so optimistic.
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    4. Re:Huh? x2 by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Either you're just a child, or you're so extremely lucky that you've managed to retain a rather childish optimism.

      I'm forty six years old and established my own company in 1998. We've been operating successfully since then.

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    5. Re:Huh? x2 by mstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lemme just step in right here. I don't think he's being a dickhead for the sake of being a dickhead. You're talking about two systems that purportedly do the same thing, but one of them is ridiculously flexible where the other one will only work on certain hardware, one is free whereas the other costs money, one is maintained by a vigilant community that fixes bugs quickly most of the time and the other one is maintained by an entrenched monopoly with no reason to improve itself. Also, in my own experience IIS has a number of other limitations, most notably for me being that it's a royal pain in the ass to get any non-MS scripting languages to run on it. At my old job the IT department was very capable, and with my linux server downstairs everything was pretty easy; with the IIS server it would take days to get a simple module added on to the install of perl.

      Really, if you're the one who's making buying decisions, why is it that management higher than you makes the buying decisions? All of your reasons you've described are all problems that can happen on an IIS server just as easily as an Apache server. By your rationale why is it not that they would fire you if your IIS system failed? Is it because they know that IIS sucks and they're willing to give it a larger tolerance? Well that's just stupid....

      And seriously. It's not hubris. It's that Apache really has proven itself to be a superiour software. More people around the world are using it than anything else, IIS included, because it works and people trust it, and they don't trust IIS. I think either you're just weak or scared or incompetent, or you're not really in the position you claim to be, making your buying decisions.

      One more thing: this is slashdot, and you picked a fight with someone whose UID is nearly a thousand times smaller than yours... you were just asking to get burned....

    6. Re:Huh? x2 by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that you continue down this path.

      It's totally ridiculous to assert that you job would be on the line because you were running open source software on a box that had a HARDWARE failure and went down. It's perfectly reasonable to claim that you should have had redundancy for a critical box.

      Instead of responding to the valid comment you quoted, you instead make a personal attack.

      All those "fears" (which you spew) about open source stability have failed to come to fruition. Open source has already proven itself. What has FAILED to be proven is all of the allegations Microsoft has been slinging around (which you seem to have fallen for, and are regurgitating.)

      Enlightened executives are asking questions like "Why don't we use more open source?" Of course you can still come up with valid answers like "Only this Microsoft package does what we want," but to pan open source for no reason other than the ones like "nobody gets fired for buying Microsoft" smacks of incompetence. Your attack on Apache is especially clueless as you are attacking one of the most stable, successful, and "proven" open source projects - EVER.

  18. X-tract Paperclip (flash game) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally a flash game that's on topic!

    http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/office/clippy/game.html

  19. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By the way, what do you think the result will be in a year when we start seeing Samba 4 AD? I wouldn't be surprised to see a patent lawsuit. It'd be disappointing, but not surprising.
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  20. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you get a .docx file you can't read, you say the same thing Office 2003 users say... "I can't open DOCX files, send it in DOC". The only difference is that Office 2k3 has Office 2k7 format plugins, but really, only the people who already know about them are probably going to be finding and using them.

    Furthermore, considering that OOXML is basically Office 2k3 formats converted to plaintext and zipped up, I'd have thought there would ALREADY be support in OO.org by now... at least, soon. OOXML was made to allow devs to easily generate their own or read them so I'd expect writing loading/saving functions would be quicker than the original Office 2k3 format functions...

    In short: There's still hope for OO.org. :)

  21. Don't forget the file formats. by khasim · · Score: 1, Insightful

    MSOffice 2007 costs:
    #1. MSOffice 2007 for each person.
    #2. MSOffice 2007 training for each person.
    #3. MSOffice 2007 deployment to each person.

    OpenOffice.org costs:
    #1. OOo deployment to each person.

    With MSOffice 2007, due to the default file format issue, EVERYONE has to get it AT THE SAME TIME. Or they won't be able to open the documents that other people are creating. And they all have to be trained to use it. And it has to be rolled out to all of them.

    And all that within the same short time frame.

    With OpenOffice.org, it will look practically identical to MSOffice 2000/XP/2003 so there isn't any training needed. As long as you roll it out slowly.

    And there's not cost to license it so it comes out significantly less expensive from the beginning.

    As long as you don't have macros or such or your major client isn't switching to MSOffice 2007.

    Or ..... Access databases. Those are the biggest problems in such a migration.

    1. Re:Don't forget the file formats. by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      OOo will require training. For example, sit someone down in front of OOo who knows how to use Excel, and give them a spreadsheet. Ask them to create a graph and add a regression line. They will most likely not be able to figure out that task without help--and the online help system does not cover it, because it is broken (it has index entries for adding trend lines, but they point to the wrong entries in the help system). There are many examples like this throughout OOo where it works significantly differently than Office does, that have nothing to do with macros.

    2. Re:Don't forget the file formats. by MarkKB · · Score: 1

      With MSOffice 2007, due to the default file format issue, EVERYONE has to get it AT THE SAME TIME. Or they won't be able to open the documents that other people are creating.

      Because, y'know, there's absolutely no way someone, say, Microsoft could develop an add-on that allows Office 2000/XP/2003 users to read OOXML documents. Absolutely no way.

    3. Re:Don't forget the file formats. by Phil246 · · Score: 1

      With MSOffice 2007, due to the default file format issue, EVERYONE has to get it AT THE SAME TIME. Or they won't be able to open the documents that other people are creating don't forget the 2003 compatibility pack, or even the office viewers...
      As for the retraining part of moving to office 2007, I completely agree. My university has recently shifted onto office2007 and most of the lecturers took a few minutes just to figure out where the 'open slideshow' button disappeared to in powerpoint. Most of them complained about it while trying to find what they wanted, and some of these are UI and computer experts.
  22. Clippy? That's his explanation??? by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

    Uh.. Clippy could be disbaled with three clicks. That's going to mean a lot more to the vast majority of non-programmers than "one line of code".

    Christ. You might as well tell them all it takes is building a Porsche out of paper-clips for all the good that line will do.

  23. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    "I can't open DOCX files, send it in DOC". This won't last forever.

  24. Clippy is a hero, too. by darkhitman · · Score: 1

    http://overklocked.com/comic.php?c=54[www.overklocked.com

    May he always be remembered as one...

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  25. Not a great example by Zebra_X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "the flexibility of open source would have allowed us to free ourselves from Clippy, the world's most despised paperclip, by changing a single line of code."

    Or.... like every other user in the world - just turn, clippy, off.

    Code changes are not always a solution.

    1. Re:Not a great example by gowen · · Score: 1

      Or.... like every other user in the world - just turn, clippy, off.
      You completely miss the point. When Clippy first appeared, you couldn't turn it off. The option to disable the little bastard came some time later -- as a a patch -- after months of clamour by users. Meeks is point is that with Open Source that clamour would've been unecessary -- someone would've simply fixed it within days (hours, probably).
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    2. Re:Not a great example by msormune · · Score: 1

      FUD. The option to turn Clippy off and to use the standard help system has always been there.

    3. Re:Not a great example by eternalnyte · · Score: 1

      actually, no. I still have to deal with Office97, believe it or not so I am fully aware of what it takes to disable the little pest. In the Options menu for the Office Assistant you can disable a lot of the functionality of Clippy, but the little bastard is most definitely still there.. Example: You can uncheck the option to have Clippy pop up when you press F1, but clicking Help->MS Word Help still brings up (and leaves open) Clippy.. To disable him entirely you have to rename/delete the \Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office\Actors directory. Not exactly trivial to figure out for the average user.

  26. summing up people who don't understand OSS by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    everyone doesn't compile OSS software themselves

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  27. Most powerful turn off regarding /. membership: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vast number of idiots that keep repeating clippy can be disabled with an option -- and keep getting modded up for this!

    Do I want to be associated with such morons? Do I want to be associated with the ones who vote'm up?

  28. But raises an important point by pickapeppa · · Score: 1

    Those of us that have to install Office on umpteen computers would benefit from a more flexible distro. Especially if there isn't a nerd handy on site to go around tweaking the installs. Office has it problems, but makes its money off of enterprise distributions. Why not make that a better selling point? I use Open Office at home, but can't roll it out at work for a variety of reasons (proprietary Access database mostly). I'd like to have some of the man hours back I lost hiding Clippy, mapping to Templates, etc...

  29. Any reference to Clippy makes this a troll.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Clippy complaint is 10 years old and wasn't that compelling even then (as mentioned, you can easily turn it off).

    So bringing up Clippy means either the author has an MS chip on their shoulder or hasn't really used Office in years. I won't read TFA based on the Clippy reference alone. Maybe he has a good point, I wouldn't know.

  30. There is 1 reason for open source and only 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am not really satisfied with any of the above replies and I have to say this is the first time I have bothered to write a meaningful reply because someone usually is on the ball.

    The ONLY reason to support open source is power in the form of self-determination.

    Microsoft can try to force Vista on you and refuse to sell Window XP. Microsoft can decide next version of Office is not backwards compatible with other versions of office and refuse to sell your prior versions of office. Microsoft could decide tomorrow to make the next version of .NET completely incompatible with prior versions, making all of an organizations investment worthless as they have done in the past as they did with VB6, ruining the investment in that code.

    In the above scenario, Microsoft is in a position to directly mandate your business. If Microsoft -- or any vendor -- were to discontinue a product your business depends on and refuse to sell it, you are guilty of copyright infringement if you try to resist the change since there are no legal venues for the additional purchase of product X, Y or Z (let alone possible DMCA or EULA violation).

    Any business depending heavily on a closed source solution has empowered the closed source vendor to be the bus driver and they can -- by accident, by design or by circumstance -- drive your organization off the cliff.

    Open source, in contrast, grants the organization the power to control their activities. There are no unexpected surprises forced upon them, no vendor-lock, etc.

    It is NOT that whether or not you DO change, modify or compile open source software -- it is that you COULD and that you could decide to change or not change as you see fit and your organization can control its own destiny with no forced surprises.

    Open source grants control, there is not one other significant advantage it has because Open Source solutions are not necesarily superior (and often not!) to their non-open source alternatives.

    Open source means the freedom to not drive off the cliff if you do not wish to do so.

  31. I'm going to agree with you. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My email server (Linux + Exim4 + SpamAssassin + ClamAV + chroot'ed BIND9) has over 600 days of contiguous uptime. And it's being hit every day by crackers from all over the world.

    Any competent admin can keep IIS running. Any competent admin can keep Apache running.

    And NONE of the users would even KNOW what webserver was running. My users don't know that I'm running Exim4. They don't know that ClamAV blocks the viruses. They only care about the SERVICE. And they're very happy with the service.

    If you have to reboot IIS to get "kudos", then you're incompetent. That is all.

    Competent admins get "kudos" for helping the end users perform their jobs faster and/or easier and for fixing the "I accidentally deleted an important document" problems.

    1. Re:I'm going to agree with you. by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      So basically you're saying that you haven't upgraded or patched your kernel on that machine in 600 days. Wow. You're brave.

      Also.. chroot'ing anything just gives you a false sense of security... see "When not to use a chroot" for details

      I agree with you in principle - anything can be secure or insecure depending on the admin.. but 600 days? You're asking to get rooted just because of that outdated kernel...

  32. My testing was different... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    Well, I haven't tested Excel vs. OO Calc, I have tested Word vs. OO Writer.

    I sat someone down who was familiar with Word, but not very comfortable with computers in general. With no training and absolutely no help from me, they were able to bang out and print a resume.

  33. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    I heard from contact in Microsoft that the reason they didn't approve/use Open Document format is that it doesn't support all of the features of Office, and they would have had to make a ton of modifications to it to realistically make use of it. I don't know exactly which features it doesn't support that .doc does, but that's what I was told.

  34. Are you on version 2.3? by khasim · · Score: 1

    It seems to work for me. But I might have misunderstood you. I'm on Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon with OpenOffice.org 2.3.

    1. Re:Are you on version 2.3? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      I haven't checked 2.3 yet. Perhaps they fixed the bad indexing problem. That would be good.

  35. Partners by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    Novell has apparentally signed an interoperability (mostly patents) deal with MS, yet it looks like it is more about Novell working with MS or something, I mean, see these declarations! "It is unlikely in reality MS adopts ODF" , shouldn't Novell be... asking the partner to help them, you only see Novell implementing OOXML and nothing else, why is this deal working in only one direction?

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  36. Mmhmm... by boomsticky · · Score: 1

    Well, it's a bad example for those who know how to turn off office assistant and what-not.

    However, the goal for Michael Meeks seem to be to push open source to a larger public audience, particularly the nontechnical savvies. Using his likable example of Clippy, could be part of that goal. Meaning, make our product easier than easy.

    So, hopefully the Clippy example Meeks portrayed for open source and OpenOffice is the 'you get the point' idea.

  37. hmmmm not a good example by smash · · Score: 1

    He also mentions his favorite example to explain the benefits of open source software to a nontechnical person: the flexibility of open source would have allowed us to free ourselves from Clippy, the world's most despised paperclip, by changing a single line of code."
    As opposed to say, just uninstalling clippy through the control panel? I'm all for open source and all - but seriously, it's worth checking out the options before busting out GCC...
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  38. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by smash · · Score: 1
    Feature: unreadable by OOo... check

    That's the missing feature...

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  39. probably? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's virtually a certainty.

  40. Knowing next to nothing on the subject... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    ... I had never heard of Michael Meeks, but as soon as I read "ZDNet has up a great interview with Michael Meeks" in the summary, I knew exactly which format he supports. Slashdot can be so transparent sometimes.

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  41. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Scruffy+Dan · · Score: 1

    I thought there was an update for the past few versions of Office that allowed docx files to be read.

    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=941B3470-3AE9-4AEE-8F43-C6BB74CD1466&displaylang=en

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  42. Look at Acrimonymous' post history by christian.einfeldt · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe Acrimonymous created this particular account just to post controversial statements. But maybe Acrimonymous doesn't really have a deep history of making contributions on /., and maybe he / she is a paid troll. I'm not making accusations. Not yet. But look at his / her posting history. If I read his / her profile correctly, Acrimonymous has a very high /. user number, and has only posted on this particular thread. And, lo and behold, this comment is a criticism of Free Open Source Software production methods.

    Okay, nothing human is perfect, and only ideologues would say that Free Open Source Software is perfect, etc. But I find it really curious that this poster has a high /. number and a very shallow history here on /., and his / her first series of comments are directed at a broad-based criticism of Free Open Source Software production methods.

    So I would like to know, Acrinonymous, who are you, really? My name is Christian Einfeldt. I'm an attorney in San Francisco, California. I have used FOSS since 2001. I know about 20 CLI commands, and I use openSUSE 10.2 and Kubuntu Edgy in my law practice and in producing a documentary film called the Digital Tipping Point about how Free Open Source Software is changing global culture. I earn no money from representing FOSS industry players.

    I respect the fact that you might want privacy, and that you might want to continue to post behind the shield of your Acrinonymous handle. But I would encourage you to consider telling us all who you are, and the extent of your experience with FOSS, and, most important, what industry you are in. Because right now, a first gut impression is that you are, indeed, acrimonious by nature and by trade.

    1. Re:Look at Acrimonymous' post history by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Whoever modded this troll should be ashamed of themselves. Many of us have observed very common abuse of online forums by commercial interests.

      These sock-puppet accounts routinely appear when issues important to Microsoft are being discussed - ODF, GPL3 etc etc. There's always some aggressive shill poster who'll try to hijack the discussion.

      Several other Slashdotters, including myself, have taken issue with the veracity Acrimonymous' posts, so even if you disagree with Christian, he's clearly sincerely addressing what he sees as a problem, and that's not remotely trollish.

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  43. Why not hardware/software solutions? by polyex · · Score: 1

    I thought I might throw this into the hat, why not an open source hardware/software solution? I suppose I mean something that would have to be revolutionary. I know that there are some open source hardware projects out there, but I have only seen a few (although I have more research to do on this and I hope to find cool stuff). I just keep coming back to the thought that perhaps something revolutionary being developed by a large group of people for the benefit of each other is one of the goals of open source or at least a side effect, yet the there is nothing really revolutionizing the industry other than the original idea of open source and what that brings. I don't want anyone to take my statement as an attempt to take away from the great open source software or even hardware that may be out there. But I do see more evolutionary or alternative steps being taken rather than whole new paradigms emerging or breakthroughs that might benefit most people in new ways instead of specific tasks or groups that now have the option of open source VS commercial solutions. I do think something like Woz giving away the schematics to build a personal computer at the Homebrew Club is one thing that sticks in my mind as a revolutionary step, and it may or may not be a good analogy for where I am coming from. I was not a member of the Homebrew club, so perhaps at the time the idea of an easy to use personal computer was not that revolutionary, I am not sure. I mean, can open source hardware/software produce a quantum computer? Is that just something that is going to be left to be owned and licensed by a University or Corporate patent? Are software/hardware solutions like this just not possible in open source?

    1. Re:Why not hardware/software solutions? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      open source VS commercial solutions

      Free software, or "open source" as you put it, is commercial software. It's sort of like saying "nerds VS engineers".

    2. Re:Why not hardware/software solutions? by polyex · · Score: 1

      Free Software is not open source, by manifesto of the free software foundation. They own neither word, and it is merely the opinion of a group of individuals. (you failed to point out this association clearly). My definition of commerce was regarding software developed for monetary profit, I thought that you could infer that from simply reading the entire post, but its OK, I often over estimate people on here which I thought was more of forum for casual discussion then a place for Stallman wanna be semantic games. I would hope you had the intelligence to understand I was not necessarily talking about the interaction between groups of people alone. duh. But thanks for thinking I did not know the difference and correcting me. I was also not referring to impure chemicals sold in bulk as a "commercial solution" VS open source so I thought that should be made clear for you as well as your deduction skills stink.

  44. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by uglyduckling · · Score: 1
    There is, but the majority of non-technical users wouldn't know how to find that, wouldn't know how to install it and might not have sufficient priviledge in their account to install it even if they did.


    If my wife received a .docx file from a colleague she would email back and say "that file didn't seem to work and it had a funny x on the end, are you sure there isn't a problem with your email?". And that will be exactly my approach if I receive one. (Except, I suppose, if it's a client who knows I ought to know what I'm doing, in which case I'll politely explain that they should stick to .doc for the benefit of their clients.)

  45. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Scruffy+Dan · · Score: 1

    when an old version of office opens a docx file it asks if you want to download and install the compatibility pack. click OK and its installed. It's very painless, and only requires a few clicks of next/OK buttons.

    If the user doesn't have the privileges to install the file, then there is usually an IT department/guy who can and probably should install this for them.

    Say what you will about the technical merits of docx, but MS had done a good job or ensuring the new file format works well with older versions of MS office.

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  46. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    That's crap... They've been saying that along, but never really giving any serious examples.
    Also, when the ODF format was being created, Microsoft were invited to join the committee and would have been able to address any missing features at that stage, they refused repeatedly.

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  47. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by LingNoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't you just grow a backbone and ask them to install the ODF plugin for office and send you an ODF.

  48. what's their excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to hear Microsoft's excuse for not adopting ODF.
    they must have one, don't they?

    1. Re:what's their excuse? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Why on EARTH would anyone want them too?

      ODF cannot possibly support all the specialised functionality in current office or future features Microsoft may want to add. If they started using ODF they would HAVE to IMMEDIATELY start extending it.

      Now even though this is PERMITTED it doesn't matter, if it's Microsoft doing the extending there will be a NEVER ENDING hew and cry from the Open community about it.

      Let Microsoft have their own formant and KEEP ODF "clean".

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    2. Re:what's their excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because ODF sucks ass??

  49. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    There's only one reason this was done, OO.org is so good at opening Docs it started to threaten Office. It doesn't matter if whether OOXML gets certified, its going to be up to OO.org to reverse engineer it as fast as possible or it will make everyone cry blood.

    You're not correct. This is temporary situation. As writers of other OSS Office alternatives have said, it's relatively easy to write a *X (DOCX, XLSX etc) wrapper around their existing * (DOC, XLS) importer, since they're basically the same thing, except one is XML and the other is binary.

    Furthermore, Microsoft pushing for it being a standard (and it being a standard) means publicly accessible standards to base your work on, and let's face it: XML with spec is tons better than binary without spec.

    What Microsoft wanted to do here is not lock out OSS from importing Office documents. They wanted to 1) ride the "XML is open and interoperable!" wave 2) keep their control on a Office document standard (with ODF they figured they'd not have the control they wanted). 3) Ensure MS Office remains the best suite to open said standard. And what better way than serializing MS Office's own formats (which is works perfectly with) in XML.

    So basically expect next release of OpenOffice to open those *X formats, expect them again not to do perfect job of it. And pray OOXML doesn't become ISO standard, on the basic merit.. it's just a terrible standard with too much legacy on its back. Otherwise Office 2007 is a great suite.

  50. Clue-free? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Get over yourself and your alternate reality: it is possible for something to be wrong, bad, inadequate or harmful. It's not all a spectrum of opinions. Look at the businesses that succeeded before, during and after the dot-bomb they work with facts not wishful thinking. Take a friggin look at the specs and compare ODF vs MSOOX yourself, or hire someone to do so. It's not a matter of opinion that one is hands down better, it's a reproduceable fact. There are many metrics to measure by, including third-party availability.

    Not that I don't enjoy a good OSS flamewar, but isn't this something of a leading question? As an individual in a position to make buying decisions based on this sort of thing, this is exactly what turns me off to ODF and other "community" technologies.

    I would hope that someone in the position to make buying decsions should be able to figure out the difference between a format and an application. Let's apply the wirebrush of enlightenment to the foreskin of ignorance here:

    • ODF
      • ODF is a format, not an application. It is not OSS
      • It is backed by industry, with one exception.
      • It has ISO standing thus backed by the world's nations, but even as just an OASIS standard, it has the backing of some 600 businesses and institutions.
    • OSS
      • OSS is a development model. Like scholarly research which gives use things like the Internet and washed hands, it builds on past works.
      • OSS is also a licensing model. The goal is to promote collaboration and accelerate advancement.

    ...Give me something that works for 95% of the whole group ...

    Bzzzt. Sorry. Thanks for playing. Even an astroturfer is expected to produce better than that these days. While you are correct that MSOOX or what ever it is called this week, is a closed technology, it is incorrect to say that it works for significant portion of the population. Currently it is limited to MSO2007 users and that application has far less than MSO 2003 market share. MSO 2003 never even hit 15%. As it stands there are currently more applications deployed which support ODF.

    However, let's try bending your quote back. Let's say as an individual in a position to make buying decisions based on this sort of thing you realize that it is possible for *everybody* except MSO2007 users to use ODF and that for them it is possible to install a helper application parallel to MSO2007. What then? Are you still going to have an axe to grind and force the latest, most-proprietary-todate MS format? Or will you go with the interoperability provided by an industry backed format?

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  51. Microsoft will never support ODF by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    For Microsoft to support ODF would require them to give up the monopoly that results from being able to write files that only Office can truly understand. Early versions of MS Word used to be able to import documents from all the popular word processors ..... just not export back to them. So MS Word ended up becoming the "default" word processing application because only it was certain to be able to read its own savefiles.

    The .doc format contains various tricks and hacks designed especially to thwart reimplementation. So when your £20 otherwise-adequate office suite mucks up a Word document, you get a pirate copy of MS Word instead and you warn your friends not to buy cheap software. Microsoft haven't got your money, but they have got your heart and mind; and maybe the next time you buy a computer, you'll insist for it to come with Office pre-installed. That of course will be a newer version, and maybe some of your friends' older versions won't be able to read the files you save -- so some of them will upgrade.

    Microsoft could mung their ODF export filter so that any document saved as ODF didn't render properly; but they would be shooting themselves in the foot, because then Word wouldn't be able to read back properly any ODF documents it had saved. And also, ODF is a human-readable format; so it will be obvious what has happened. (MS could put in an obfuscated proprietary XML container that would tell Word and only Word about the munging, but it'd still be obvious.)

    It wouldn't actually take much to get ODF support into Word, because the relevant modules are already licenced under the "leech-friendly" LGPL. But -- unless someone rewrote the code in VBA -- only Microsoft -- or some renegade with access to the Office Source Code -- could actually link it into Word.

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    1. Re:Microsoft will never support ODF by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      The thing is that downloading and installing OO.o in Windows is trivial. I tend to treat it just like installing flash and acrobat on a new PC. Once it can reliably open .docx and .xlsx it make for a great swiss amy knife of an application (mainly as it will easily let me export in .pdf). I have now written a small Base database for a club I work with. I've found the base front end to be primitve compared to Access, but the latest 2.3 version has really picked up the game somewhat. The biggest advantage for our club is that I don't have to expect the end users to have bought and paid for Office200x. If they don't have OO.o, I just point them to the website for download. Oh and then there is the ability to use postgre or mySQL database back end for the tables, and this works in any OS, unlike Access which would require an ODBC setup which is only Windows. I have no idea how this would be done even in Office for Mac. If you want to plan for cross platform, then you have to stay away from Office. For the near term this means stay away from OOXML.

    2. Re:Microsoft will never support ODF by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As you say, OpenOffice.org is easy to download for Windows (and all the "easy" Linux distros have precompiled packages that you can download with a few mouse clicks; if you're using a distro where you have to compile it yourself, you probably already can handle stuff like that). But thanks to Microsoft's weaselly behaviour, it'll almost certainly never be able to render OOXML documents exactly as per MS Office. The specification is incomplete (it makes frequent references to Microsoft internal documents, with which nobody else could reasonably be expected to be familiar) and it's far from certain that Microsoft will truly adhere to the published spec with what they release. For example, they might well deliberately mung layouts in subtle ways, so someone else's generated "by-the-book" OOXML document won't look right in Word. And without forcing Microsoft to reveal their Source Code (something which, TTBOMK, no court has ever ordered anyone to do) nobody could prove beyond reasonable doubt that Microsoft were to blame.

      It's in Microsoft's interest never to be able to export a document so that anyone else's software can make sense of it. Office has always had the ability to import various data formats, but exporting is something it deliberately doesn't do. If anything other than Word or Excel could open a document created using Word or Excel, then at least some people would use that in place of Word or Excel -- and Microsoft would lose their monopoly.

      They might add ODF import (in fact, it makes good sense to do that), but there's no way in hell they'll ever add ODF export. Although, as I've hinted, it could be done by some third party prepared to rewrite OpenOffice.org's save routine in Office VBA macros.

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  52. So why don't he get rid of by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    bulby? I despise it more than Clippy.

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  53. Set the initial file format with Group Policy? by tepples · · Score: 1

    With MSOffice 2007, due to the default file format issue

    Use of the word "default" is deprecated. That said, can't a Group Policy change the initial file format that Microsoft Office 2007 applications suggest?

    As long as you don't have macros [...] Or ..... Access databases.

    You've just found the show-stopper.

  54. Employee turnover? by tepples · · Score: 1

    OOo will require training. For example, sit someone down in front of OOo who knows how to use Excel, and give them a spreadsheet. Ask them to create a graph and add a regression line. They will most likely not be able to figure out that task without help Switch "OOo" and "Excel", and does your assertion still hold? Would it be possible to train new hires on OOo Calc and gradually retrain the existing employees?
  55. The real advantage of open standards by Animats · · Score: 1

    He's missing the point. The advantage of using an open, published standard with multiple implementations is that, twenty years from now when you really need to read the documents about the Jones contract, you'll be able to do so.

    If you're a big company in business for a while, you probably have some documents in Word Perfect, some in WordStar, many in PDF, and maybe some on 8" floppies from a Wang word processor. There's no uniform way to archive all this stuff. And, because there isn't, it's not in an archive you can search like Google.

    So you're probably paying for filing cabinets, off-site document storage, and people to track all that stuff, just in case. And you can't find anything in the archives anyway without a huge amount of work. It's a poor way to run a business.

    That's what you tell management.

  56. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Chemicalscum · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Novell OOo group have already produced a plugin in for docx. The reports on it are that it doesn't work very well yet. Currently it is supposed to only work with the Novell hacked version of OOo, but the Novell people as part of OOo are working on a filter as part of the next official release of OOo.

    There is a port of the Novell plugin for Ubuntu Feisty at Getdeb:

    http://www.getdeb.net/app.php?name=OpenOffice.org+OpenXML+Translator

    I have installed it and tried it out on various random .docx files I have been able to find on the web. The results have varied from total failure (nothing is imported) through poor (formatting is obviously screwed up) to excellent (results look perfect even if I haven't got the Office2007 available to compare the result).

  57. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    To be fair, if Microsoft HAD joined the committee and proposed changes, the shrill cries of "embrace and extend!" would have echoed across the Internet, and they wouldn't have been any better off in the long run anyway.

  58. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Informative

    That would have depended on the changes they proposed...
    Any proposed changes would have been evaluated, and if the different vendors reached a consensus that the changes provided a valid benefit, then they would have been accepted.
    Many of the garbage that microsoft put into ooxml would probably have been rejected, because it provides no benefit to end users or any vendor except microsoft. Similarly, any requirements without full implementation details would have been rejected.

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  59. Patch Options by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see "alternative code" patches to apps, like patches that delete "Clippy", or replace it with a different character, or add an on/off GUI widget. Several different patches, each targeted to only that single feature/bugfix. Instead we get these bundles of several unrelated patches, just because they're all releasable at the same time, that keep a single bug/feature snapshot in a single version.

    So much open source SW could benefit from this. But instead we look for the topheavy "plugin" architectures. If plugins were more portable across different apps that could share that plugged feature, the plugins might be more worth it. But just "pluggable patches" would be a very good way to "roll our own" version of apps, streamlined and hotrodded to our own preferences.

    I don't see why the APT system couldn't use a database of optional patches dependent on the main app package to offer the different optional configs directly at the code level, not just config parameters for a monolithic codebase.

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  60. Slashdot's moderation system is working. by christian.einfeldt · · Score: 1

    @ozmanjusri,

    Thanks for point out that I was not trolling. I really am not looking for a fight. I merely would like to know if Acrinonymous is being paid to write his / her opinions in this thread. I believe that it is an abuse of the anonymity of /. comment sections to advance an employer's interest or a client's interest by posing as an individual /. reader if, in fact, the poster is paid to advance the interests of an employer or client, and does not disclose that bias.

    IMHO, it is perfectly fine for people to be paid to post to Slashdot, but an ethical paid poster would announce their bias. In fact, it is deeper than that. Ultimately, the veracity of /. itself is at issue. If astroturfers continue to post under a false identity, ultimately the credibility of the comments section on /. itself will suffer, as more and more readers come to believe that they cannot trust the integrity of the contributions by readers. /. is one of the oldest and most venerable on-line publications that has relied on the contributions of its readers to supplement the content presented in the referenced article.

    We all come to /. because we know that if the calibre of the content is not up to snuff, the community will discover those flaws and improve the overall article by correcting it here in the comment section. It is up to each of us to monitor each other as well, so that can know that the overall system is trustworthy.

    ozmanjusri's comment shows that the /. moderation system is working. I was originally modded down (I guess) as a troll (it happened during the night here in San Francisco, so I didn't see it happen). But then ozmanjusri made a comment, and my score when from a 2 to a 3 when a moderator apparently picked up on ozmanjusri's comment.

    Ultimately, if a moderator had decided that I was, in fact, a troll, and no one from the community had spoken up, then I would have had to consider that hey, maybe it was *I* who was out of line, and not Acrinonymous!! But I was merely asking for accountability on Acrinonymous' part, and both ozmanjusri and at least one moderator agreed with my position, and so the system is working. It's working both because I was modded down AND because I was then modded back up. I recognize that people will not always agree with me. That is what a community-moderated magazine like /. is all about, and why it is so powerful. Robust debate.

    So how about, it, Acrinonymous? Are you part of our community or not? If your opinions are your own, they why not make yourself accountable? Tell us who you really are! And if you are being paid to render your opinion, don't we, your community, deserve to know your biases?

  61. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    This is NOT overrated. This is CORRECT. However, there is likely a patch to Office responsible for this prompt - I don't think an out of the box installation will do it.

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  62. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Scruffy+Dan · · Score: 1

    Even an out of the box (ie non-patched) version of office will tell the user how to open the docx file.

    from MS's own website. Well a google HTML cache of a Doc file on the MS website.
    http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:gAUhPMTsDS8J:www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/2007office/docs/2007OfficeFileFormatFS.doc+office+2003+behaviour+docx&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us&client=firefox-a

    What Happens If Office Updates Are Not Current and the Compatibility Pack Is Not Installed?

    If neither the Office Update nor the Compatibility Pack is installed when users of Office XP or Office 2003 attempt to open a 2007 Microsoft Office system file, they will be notified that the file cannot be opened and they will be presented with the standard Microsoft Windows interface for handling unknown file types. By selecting the "Use a Web service to find the appropriate program" option, users will be directed to the Compatibility Pack download site that instructs them to first update Office with all the latest service packs and updates, and then install the Compatibility Pack. If the installation of Office XP and Office 2003 is current with security fixes and updates, Word, Excel or PowerPoint will direct the user to the download page for the Compatibility Pack. Office 2000 users will be directed to the Compatibility Pack download site as well.

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  63. "Standards" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ODF has already been accepted as an ISO standard, and is already supported by all of the following groups:
    http://www.odfalliance.org/members.php#viewall


    Fascinating how a group all about "standards" can't put together a standards-compliant Web page:
    http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.odfalliance.org/members.php
    Failed validation, 815 Errors (150kB page)

    gewg_

  64. Re:It doesn't matter ... we are screwed either way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Posting anonymously since I'm a dev on MS Office, although I've never actually worked on the file format.

    Imagine for a minute that you are Microsoft. You want to add a rich XML file format to Office because your customers have been asking for this feature for a while. They want to be able to more easily read, write, modify documents because dealing with VBA through the running Office applications and dealing with the binary formats directly is a pain.

    You have two options to choose from:

    1. Implement ODF. While this is a standard, the format is basically the native format of a different Office suite, one that is basically a clone of MS Office. Its feature set is similar to that of MS Office a few versions ago, but the file formats are very different. Making it work for MS Office is going to take a lot of labor on the part of development staff.

    2. Implement OOXML. This is not (yet) a standard, but it's more or less just the old OLE binary document formats extended out to XML. The amount of development time needed for this is much less because you have a more direct mapping between old and new formats.

    Now, remember that you have only so many resources to go around for a release of Office. If you take the first option, you won't be able to do certain other features because there's only so much you can do in a release. Features are what get *customers* to buy a new version of your software, features that (they think) will make them more productive and allow their business to be more efficient and thus more profitable. Customers are not the always the same as users either. In fact, in large companies (which comprise the lion's share of revenue for products like Office) , the customer is the CIO or whatever big whig makes organization-wide decisions on what version of the software will be used. These features to sell the product have to appeal to big whigs.

    Recall that the goal of the software was to provide an XML file format to enable easier reading/writing of these files, largely by developer types. It's not to start a revolution. It's not to allow interoperability with Linux. It's not for the sake of open standards that allow competition. Big whigs want to make it so that their employees can get shit done or at least make it look that way to their big whig peers (i.e., their board, their CEOs, etc.).

    So of course Microsoft is going to choose to implement option 2. It provides more value to their customers by giving them what they want--lots of other features like an XML format, a new charting engine, a new equation editor, a new UI, better integration with Sharepoint and so on. If customers were to ask for ODF support, Microsoft might add it. If customers were to ask for it as their #1 wanted thing, Microsoft would have to add it. However, the only customers asking for ODF support at this time are governments and even then it's not ODF so much as "open standards". Hence, the moves by Microsoft to get OOXML fast tracked as an ISO standard.

  65. Why is #1 such a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM managed it, KOffice managed it, Wordperfect managed it. Many other "not OpenOffice" Office suites use the ODF format. It was 5 years (IIRC) in the making, so it wasn't as if it was a sudden move. And there's the souce code to look at if how to do X isn't all that easy for you to see.

    MS are supposed to hire the best and brightest.

    If they cannot support ODF when so many others can, if they produce 6000 pages of crud as their documented standard, it doesn't look as though MS are getting their moneys' worth.

    Or what you said could be a load of self-serving crap.

    I'll let you 'splain.

    1. Re:Why is #1 such a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say it couldn't be done--it certainly could. It's simply more work for something which is not requested by customers.

  66. He's right... unfortunately by snoyberg · · Score: 1

    Look, as much as I hate it, he's right. I have personal experience in this. I took over running the website for a non-profit organization that shared a building with another non-profit (all of this pro-bono as you might imagine). I switched their entire web host and thus their e-mail servers. The other organization's e-mail went down at the same time; no matter how many of the "techies" explained that the two systems weren't connected at all, the people in charge (who can't figure out how to upload their speeches to the website) explained repeatedly that "you don't know how these things interconnect."

    It's sad, it pathetic, but it's true. Of course, at the end of the day, I nailed the problem on Outlook (e-mail worked from a Thunderbird install, but not Outlook), and eventually after changing the settings enough times it worked from Outlook. If you doubt any of this story, e-mail me privately, I'll be glad to give more information. I think it's very important for the OSS community to understand this: any time there's a change anywhere in a computer system, even something totally unrelated, and something somewhere else breaks, the most recent change is blamed.

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  67. Re:Stay away from Vista then. Non Free Sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to you, Vista has been "about to collapse" for quite some time now. But its demise is surely still imminent, I assume? Any time now?

    You are to Microsoft what Jack Thompson is to Take-Two. Except that Take-Two actually notices Thompson from time to time, of course.