ASUS Motherboard Ships With Embedded Linux
Michael writes "ASUSTek has introduced the P5E3 Deluxe motherboard, which in addition to using Intel's new X38 Chipset also features a soon-to-be-announced technology by DeviceVM. SplashTop is an instant-on Linux desktop environment that is embedded onto this motherboard. Within seconds of turning on the P5E3 Deluxe motherboard, you can boot into this Linux environment that currently features a Mozilla-based web browser and the Skype VoIP client. Browser and VoIP settings can be saved and there are plans for the device to provide new features and support via updates. At Phoronix is a review of this $360 motherboard embedded with Linux and a web browser."
YES, IT DOES RUN LINUX.
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A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I
had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American
football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths.
I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he
washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and
married - and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with
him.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated,
hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still
warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the
shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left
behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It
apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat,
stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd
- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and
wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd
always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little
clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass
and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of
devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done
it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound
turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy
and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's
handsomest young stud.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both
hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled
like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the
consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit
without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it
smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into
my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock,
beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and
bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet
flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had
chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed
I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I
soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd
passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily,
sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My
only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down
with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the
cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more
delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with
the rich bitterness of shit.
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But
then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There
was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished
them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my
briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the
shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever
unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an
unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using
them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my
mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit
trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six
orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out
of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could,
and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
All it's missing is iSCSI support for it to be a diskless yet completely functional desktop. Central storage (and upgrade) of apps, documents and settings, just by mounting the appropriate partitions from a large, fast shared disk array.
...Whoa. That is wicked cool. Now, make a lower-end one with cheaper hardware.
What's the point? All it can do is surf the internet and make phone calls. You can't save anything from the internet and you can't mount external media, making it's backup/restore functionality near zip. The author also laments the lack of media playback.
To me it would be much more logical for a user just to have Linux installed on their hard drive with full functionality. Where's the use in a crippled OS on a motherboard?
I'll subscribe to Slashdot when I see a month without a dupe, a typo, or an article the "editors" didn't read.
Maybe with a Linux distro built into the motherboard, there will finally be a solution where you don't have to go on a two day scavenger hunt for drivers. The last time I installed Fedora and Suse, both times I had to spend countless hours looking for Linux drivers for my NForce chipset. That All-in-One crap is for the birds.
A problem has been solved! BRAVO!
The game.
This is similar to countless computers that had BASIC in ROM and has the same problems. Sure it's convenient, but what people want to do with computers changes every year while ROMs stay the same. Will this thing support IPV6? Browsing the web over corporate VPN? External network adapter/monitor/scroll mouse? Silverlight?
Modern hard drives just take a second to read 4GB, a reasonable size for a quckstart Linux partition. And a PC builder can easily include an internal flash drive with hardware write protection switch. I wouldn't pay any more for this product than for a comparable motherboard without this feature.
It'd would be more generally useful if it only came with a OpenGL ES enabled GRUB + a micro Linux environment prepared with machine virtualization, which would run, semi-transparently, the other OSs by default, unless overrided.
Considering the name of the company and the (limited) text on their homepage. Wouldn't it be cool to have a motherboard with built in (ROM) virtualization software like Xen? Isn't that what they're really aiming for?
X.
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I think this is a shame (to put it mildly). Hopefully the specifications for the update process will be published so that a Linux solution can be produced.
Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
This could be very useful for backup/recovery or testing purposes, eliminating the need for a live CD. However, the intended purpose seems to be a completely different one: "With a fast boot-up speed of only 5 seconds, the ASUS Express Gate offers an optional Linux OS boot-up that allows you to enjoy instant access to commonly used functions like accessing the Internet, VoIP, and Web emailing without entering the OS."
Who would want to boot into a crippled Linux where you cannot mount external drives just to browse the internet or make Skype calls?
At least it can be updated, so ASUS might provide more functional versions in the future. However,
from TFA: "To update Express Gate [the embedded linux] though you will need to be running Windows on the hard drive in order to run the ASUS utility."
Now, that's just great...
Uh... Has this guy been living under a rock? I'm not even assuming he thinks Linux doesn't have USB mouse support, which would be just plain ridiculous. There have been graphical BIOSes for years! I know I had a computer back in the mid 90s that let me use the mouse to change BIOS settings. So why would it be a surprise that a full-blown Linux system, even if it is embedded in the BIOS, would have mouse support?
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
$360? OUCH!!!!
Because of the price, this mobo will be a total flop. Unless you're an overclocker, most PC builders want a simple board that still provides the latest in North/South bridge technologies. No WiFi, no super mega 7.1 audio, no dual nics, no on-board video. None of that crap matters in our market. If we really wanted all of those features, we would purchase a thin client PC from Dell which includes a nice warranty should any of those on-board features fail.
Life is not for the lazy.
I wonder if the ability to mount other media is restricted in the BIOS or the actual system.
If it is the latter, and since the system can be updated from a running OS, it should be possible to put your kernel, servers and window manager in the flash and have most of your operating system boot instantly. And I have no doubt that if that is the case, some very clever person who was given one of these will work out how to do just that. Given that this does use a Linux kernel, it shouldn't be too hard to get source for any hardware specific issues you might find in booting from this.
Otherwise, this is pretty boring. There has been software available to, say, play media without booting into your operating system for ages.
We at slashdot are scientists, specialists and kernel hackers. Your FUD will be found out.
So how does this compare to LinuxBIOS?
I'll start:
LinuxBIOS:
- More capabilities, freedom to tinker
- Less expensive hardware
- Usually not supported by vendor, doesn't work with lots of motherboards
Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
In a way it is sad to see a motherboard which is so close to offering built-in system rescue and system installation help.
If the onboard OS could write to the harddrive or at least a USB stick, this would be perfect for downloading latest drivers prior to performing a Windows installation. Especially network drivers which always seem to create a Catch 22 on newer motherboards (you have to have network drivers installed in Windows if you want to download network drivers). A direct link to the drivers for this specific motherboard could even be preconfigured in the browser.
This is obviously intended to allow you to quickly make a phone call or look something up on the net. It is not supposed to be a replacement for your entire operating system. If you want to save files, watch DVDs or run your business software then boot your hard drive!
I couldn't count how many times I have booted up my computer just to look up a bus timetable, or the TV guide or just check my mail. And how handy would it be to be able to quickly look at the slashdot headlines while your wife goes back to try on another outfit before you head out.
If the boot time can be believed, you could go from off to reading the /. front page in around 20 seconds. How cool is that?
And I want to set up a temporary Internet cafe at conferences. This would be an ideal, non-hackable environment.
I have to ask why this has taken so long, we needed this 10 years ago. The asus site says its down, cant find all the details, does it come with all linux partitioning tools? including resizing of partitions? I know this can be provided by live cd's, but what if you dont have a cd player? This is fantastic, finally having it available, but really about damn time.
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That's a bizarre waste of an otherwise good motherboard.
How about letting us put whatever OS we want on it instead? Ick, Linux.
How about Minux? OpenBSD? FreeBSD? ExoKernel? ___OS?
Linux. Ick to the max.
If only they made a version with Nvidia SLI support instead of ATI Crossfire...
Justify my text? I'm sorry, but it has no excuse.
...can you read your email with it?
It is at least strange that they have chosen to use skype, as its linux version is complete crap, lacking most of the features. Let's at least hope that this will speed up skype development a bit
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Maybe I've been in laptop-land for too long (last desktop I owned was three years ago), but do people really still regularly reboot? I close the lid on my laptop, it goes to sleep. I open the lid, it wakes up and I can start doing things with it as soon as I've entered my password. The only time I reboot is to install updates. Surely desktops can do this by now?
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Kids, before you wet your pants over that one, think about the Eee. Yes, that piece of Vapourware Asus announced at CeBIT. It is supposed to be a laptop with Linux. It doesn't ship, but Asus took the liberty to reduce the specs and increase the price, while pushing the imaginary shipping date forward month after month.
Does anyone now if this is allowed?
http://www.phoronix.net/image.php?id=869&image=asus_splashtop_q1
Because I don't think you're allowed to "reserve all rights" on the GPL-ed parts of this application.
Look here: My Raptor 10kRPM SATA drive has a buffer-to-disk sustained theoretical transfer rate of 84 MB/s. Furthermore, this embedded OS is not in true ROM, it's flashable.
This mobo just made embedded linux devs cream their pants, theoretically you could make a custom linux image with all the features you want.
That's pretty smart of you, young man. But can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?
Well, desktops have no lid, obviously. But aside from that, you can of course put a desktop to sleep, or even hibernate it - the latter is what I usually do, but it's not enabled in WinXP by default, so you have to fiddle with power management settings to get it running.
Does anybody remember true instant on?
For example with an Atari ST or a Commodore 64? Where the OS was actually on a chip? It was so hard to switch to today's booting mess for me, but i eventually got used to it.
The 801.11n driver contained would be interesting to see the source for.
I bought an IBM (server) motherboard last year which has a Linux kernel (and even an X window manager) in the BIOS. The downside is that if I plug in a PCIe video card instead of using the on-board graphics controller, the X gui fails to start and I have no way to check or change the settings.
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This space for rent.
"Look ma, no boot disks."
Back in the '80s most 8-bit computers had an OS built in. Even many PCs had a BASIC interpreter boot option.
The Macintosh Classic even had a bootable "ROMDisk" you could get into with a few magic keystrokes. It made a great rescue disk.
Some of Tandy's computers booted DOS and Deskmate from ROM.
Other computers booted various OSes or working environments directly from ROM.
Oh, and of course today embedded devices like Routers and cell-phones usually boot from silicon.
Heck, you can even boot Windows from silicon USB memory sticks on most modern motherboards.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
Look 4 year into the future, adding Linux to any motherboard should cost about $10 (the price of the flash). In 8 years every motherboard will have an operating system build into it. As time goes on those operating systems will more and more complete. No one will install an operating system ever again.
For now its already very cool :
...and something similar to Systen Rescue CD - enough tools for helping fixing/rescuing/partitionning a system. With things like a functionnal anti-virus (either opensource clamav. Or some other antivirus software with which ASUS has a deal), Gparted (there are only a couple of filesystem that can be resize live when mounted in Linux. It's absolutely impossible to partition a hraddisk currently being used in Windows), imaging software (also use full for quick OS installation), tools to access data like Samba's CIFS client and NTFS-3G, and a tool to reset lost Windows passwords. With this,
- You can use the embed linux for a quick peek on a coupl of internet page or for a quick phone call, all within 5 sec from turning on the computer, without needing to wait that a full fledged OS boots.
- AS you mentionned, use this as a pre-install environment and/or rescue environment, to quickly get vital information from the web, when there's no functionnal full OS (yet).
But, I think, we could extend this second usage you evoked :
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The Flash device containing the system would need to be a tad bigger, but whith this the embed Linux is going to be the admin's best friend to salvage broken OS installations - without needing a bootcd.
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When I was a kid new computers used ferrite-core memory.
The only time my desktop reboots is when the power goes out, or about once a month (I live in Lawrence, KS). I imagine most linux desktops are the same, except for those freaks who play windows games.
They probably reboot a lot.
Yup. Sleep, not boot. Macs do this flawlessly (push powerbutton, sleeps alomst instantly, push again and it comes back in +/- 1 second).
XP takes a bit longer though, not sure why....
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Read it as "ASUS Mothership Embedded with Linux"
For a second, I was faced with the horrific possibility that Independence Day was right after all.
splashtop.com/index.php
When I was a kid we had to write it ourselves on a stone tablet.
You can already do this with a live CD (or the leaner "sysresccd" which fits on one of those little 3" CDs).
The only advantage of having Linux in flash is that it boots in five seconds.
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The #1 top feature for this would be troubleshooting, especially if the user only has one machine with a single OS. As it has been noted, USB key compatibility would make it even better still.
You could also use it as an instant on technique to quickly check a web site, however I'd say just putting Vista* into hibernate would be just as fast. (*The average user who is buying one of these X38 boards would most likely couple it with at least 2GBs of memory and a reasonably good Core2Duo CPU and thus have plenty of resources for Vista.)
ISO certified == THX certified
Wow, enjoy the view up there from your high horse?
I consider myself a serious enthusiast. Now, first of all, last time I checked the P5E3 x38 didn't have onboard vga.
Then, I have an Asus Blitz Formula (p35) with a Q6600 and 2gb of memory (DDR2-1066mhz). This board is similar to the one discussed, except that it's using P35 and doesn't have onboard wifi - instead it is probably a bit more focused on overclocking performance. I greatly enjoy having the sata and network controllers built in - would you like those as PCIE/PCI cards too? And what if you have a camera that needs a firewire connection? That's another Asus onboard inclusion.
Also in my system the audio is included but as a tiny device which uses a PCIEx1 slot; it offers most excellent sound for my Logitech Z-5500Ds and I didn't have to pay any extra for it.
For the P5E3 wifi edition; if I was using wifi at home I'd appreciate not having to have another PCIE slot taken. (My Blitz doesn't offer this).
Benefits of integrated designs are: Better air flow thus cooling, reduced system complexity bringing higher stability. Also those tools that were put into the bios and design of my board (e.g. reset CMOS button) make overclocking so much easier. I paid a lot for it, but feel that I'm getting great value in return.
I'm getting the Maximus Formula X38 in a month or so to put the Blitz into my Zalman HD160XT based HTPC and the X38 into my desktop. The only additional card I need to put into it will be a 8600GTS Silent. Compared to the machines of old, I absolutely love the lack of clutter these feature rich motherboards provide.
ISO certified == THX certified
The post was followed by an ad for Windows Server 2003. Are the Slashdot ads word-targeted?
Usage: km/h for speed (kilometers per hour); kph for very slow impulses (kilopond hours).
but will it blend?
Why X-Fire and not SLI. If that was an SLI board, I'd change my platform now.
How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
Obviously, this ignores any green issues about wasting electricity.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
Have you never wanted to just look something up online, but not wanted to wait the few minutes while the OS boots? I don't use skype but I imagine a similar need arises, to just make a quick call before you go out or whatever.