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FEMA Sorry for Faking News Briefing

theodp writes "The Federal Emergency Management Agency's No. 2 official apologized Friday for leading a staged news conference Tuesday in which FEMA employees posed as reporters. All the while, real reporters listened on a telephone conference line and were barred from asking questions. In the briefing, Vice Adm. Harvey E. Johnson Jr., FEMA's deputy administrator, called on questioners who did not disclose that they were FEMA employees, and gave replies emphasizing that his agency's response to this week's California wildfires was far better than its response to Hurricane Katrina in August 2005."

403 comments

  1. While they're at it... by trickster721 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is the Five Year Plan going? Good, I bet.

    1. Re:While they're at it... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They haven't consolidated into the Totally Information Aware Federal Emergency Department of Homeland Safety Management yet, so I think they're behind schedule.

    2. Re:While they're at it... by notnAP · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're doing a Heck of a Job.

    3. Re:While they're at it... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      This is of course not acceptable in an open society. If there were one or two fake reporters in a press conference where other reporters were able to ask questions this wouldn't be a problem. (who has seen the average reporters asking reasonable questions all the time?)

      If it was meant as an announcement and not a press conference then call it an announcement and don't fake it.

      The person(s) behind this stunt should be thrown out the window head first as soon as possible. The current behavior is what you expect from a non-democratic country, so it's easy to assume that this is something that sticks a long way up to the top. How far may it go? President? This isn't the only case where strange or out-of-the ordinary actions have occurred. Too many incidents have been seen, some of them related to the USA PATRIOT Act

      , or with the act as an excuse.

      This at least calls from an infamous quote: You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.

      And while you are at it - complete the poll for the anachronistic Amendment 2

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    4. Re:While they're at it... by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      the TIAFEDHSM? Big box of fail. Try for "catchier"

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    5. Re:While they're at it... by operagost · · Score: 1

      How far may it go? President?
      Not according to the article (that is, if you read it).
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    6. Re:While they're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the first two paragraphs, but the second two contradict themselves so completely, I have to question your mental competency. If you think the 2nd amendment is anachronistic, then I'm going to guess that you'd rather have peace than freedom. The fact that individuals are allowed to own firearms, up to and including fully automatic weapons (at least in some states) is part of what keeps us free. Keeping the government afraid of an armed populace was the intention of the second amendment. Try reading the writings of some of our founding fathers.

    7. Re:While they're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not call it something simpler... like, "The Base?"

    8. Re:While they're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your base are belong to us

  2. Sorry... by jhfry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry... sorry... WTF!!!!

    Sorry isn't gonna cut it... try mass resignations!

    A government organization went on national TV and intentionally tried to fool millions of Americans into believing a lie so that they didn't look bad.

    Oh wait... never mind... I forgot, this is the USA. And we are talking about the government after all. The idiot who thought this up should run for President!

    Flying Spaghetti Monster I cant wait until our government acts with our best interests in mind... hell I'd be happy to see it happen just once before I die.

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    1. Re:Sorry... by Xiph · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's kinda sad, but unless your next government truly cleans up, you need a revolution, I'm scared and sad to say that less won't do.

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    2. Re:Sorry... by Pad-Lok · · Score: 1

      It's kinda sad, but unless your next government truly cleans up, you need a revolution, I'm scared and sad to say that less won't do.

      Sorry, that wont happen anytime soon. The current generations cant get that much steam to muster up a revolution. They might not be happy about the situtation but are content enough with their lives.

      Panem et circenses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

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    3. Re:Sorry... by l0b0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you seriously need to get your current administration behind iron bars. Your administration is like the three kids at school who are allowed to terrorize everyone without recourse.

    4. Re:Sorry... by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you need a revolution Yeah, however with the terrists on the loose nobody will complain when the revolution is quietly shipped to Guantanamo.
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    5. Re:Sorry... by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, because what we really need in the world, right now, is another superpower with massive stockpiles of Nuclear Arms to become destabilized.

      Brilliant!!!

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    6. Re:Sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter is just that the latter won his war.

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    7. Re:Sorry... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...you need a revolution...

      Before even the feeblest attempt is made to vote the bums out? I would hope not. Not before halftime anyway.

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    8. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thing with terrorists is that they are in fact manufactured -- by issuing laws that identify terrorists and creating chaos in the islamic countries under the U.S. flag. So all of a sudden, the world seems to be full of terrorists! Oh dear! Federal Government to the rescue! Terrorists are threatening the United States. Only the Federal Government can save the U.S. now! United States needs more laws labelling people as terrorists and more power to the Federal Government! Wake up, my American friends. Your government has been hijacked by criminals. When will you realize that?

    9. Re:Sorry... by s4m7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Precisely right. Most Iraqi nationals view U.S. troops as an occupying force, and can you imagine what kind of insurgency Texas would provide if we had an occupying force here in the USA?

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    10. Re:Sorry... by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And nowadays revolution does not have to be bloody. It can be done "peeacefull" as the orange revolution and others which were very well organised revolutions.

      The problem is that many people do not think they are in any danger. And that will stay that way untill people get informed in another way then Fox New. Seriously, watch the video.

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    11. Re:Sorry... by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Orange Revolution succeeded only because of restraint on the part of the state, not due to any effort of the protestors. Putin has already said that were Orange Revolution fashions to spread next door to his country, the state would respond with force. Similarly, the presence of a huge amount of entirely peaceful students in Tiananmen Square didn't effect any change when the government was willing to roll in with tanks.

    12. Re:Sorry... by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely right. Most Iraqi nationals view U.S. troops as an occupying force, and can you imagine what kind of insurgency Texas would provide if we had an occupying force here in the USA?


      Well said. This is exactly the problem with warmongers: thinking that their ability to endure hardship and fight to the death is any greater than those they would fight. Just as we would would a grudge for generations if our lands were occupied, so will Iraqis.
    13. Re:Sorry... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      You ,mean freedom fighters target civilians such as high schools and places where private companies perform financial transactions? Wow. I guess a revolution might not be what we need.

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    14. Re:Sorry... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      unless your next government truly cleans up Amazing what happens when you put quotes into context
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    15. Re:Sorry... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      How can you be sure that the guy who thought of the original idea didnt run for president? :P
      Assuming he has enough talent to sweep it under the carpet if it ever got out.

    16. Re:Sorry... by cheater512 · · Score: 0

      Personally I would prefer the US occupying the country I was in rather than having Saddam run it.

      Not by much but out of those two, the US wins by a whisker.

    17. Re:Sorry... by eples · · Score: 1

      WTF is right! that was my first reaction too. Cowards.

      If there's an emergency, you're on your own. Forget these guys.

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    18. Re:Sorry... by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well that's all well and good, but it's not actually your choice or your country that's being occupied, is it?

      It doesn't matter what you would prefer, it matters what the Iraqis would prefer.

    19. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And nowadays revolution does not have to be bloody. It can be done "peeacefull" as the orange revolution and others which were very well organised revolutions.

      I can guarantee that the moment it looks like there will be a revolution, "private security forces" will be hired by the government. They'll be exempted from any laws and repercussions and they'll have shoot-to-kill orders. If there is a revolution in the US, it will be one of the bloodiest the world has ever seen.

    20. Re:Sorry... by sar · · Score: 1

      He shouldn't even be given the opportunity to resign, just be fired. In the real world, if you screw up like that intentionally, its not "would you please resign", it is "get the hell out of my office, you're fired" and followed by an escort so you don't go ballistic.

      But, this is a government office, and they've already started to make it look like "hey, if I lie and get caught, its OK, as long as I say I'm sorry".

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    21. Re:Sorry... by vtcodger · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ***Personally I would prefer the US occupying the country I was in rather than having Saddam run it.***

      You might want to talk to an Iraqi about that. I don't think most of them regard a country with no jobs, no power, no fuel, no medical care, infested with trigger happy foreigners, and run by gangs who are fanatical and/or corrupt, as an vast improvement over a brutal dictatorship. And after I year or two, I imagine that you'd grab a Kalashnikov and start plinking at the gringos yourself.

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    22. Re:Sorry... by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah you must watch American news right?

      Your implying that with Saddam they had jobs, power, fuel, medical care and without trigger happy gangs?

      You'd be mistaken. UN sanctions + dictator = A rather bad situation.
      At least with the US it will get better over time. In 10 to 20 years it'll be far better.

    23. Re:Sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, when I look around, I see a lot of people who're all too happy to toss liberty for safety (or at least the promise thereof). So I'm not so sure if the people there are really more happy with the threat of being blown up on a daily base compared to an oppressive, fascist regime.

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    24. Re:Sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Just because you don't hear about it doesn't mean Washington was the perfect gentleman general. History is written by those that win the wars, remember.

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    25. Re:Sorry... by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Former no, latter, chances are depending on how much they prop up the government.

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    26. Re:Sorry... by JCWDenton · · Score: 1

      That's a great and worrying video.
      Of course I hung around on YouTube and found these on how spin by the media is put in practice:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEB8OCN-lo8&NR=1 [Ron Paul]
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkfg0PixtnU [Ron Paul]

      Most of the time the interviews don't even grant the interviewee the time if they don't like where the reply is heading and set up a straw man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQYyPooETcI [Kasparov]
      The Kasparov interview is great because he is steps ahead of what you think he'll answer. Note especially the reply when the presenter mentioned how Putin outwit Bush.

    27. Re:Sorry... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything about Washington. I simply said if "freedom fighters" do those things we should avoid a rebellion.

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    28. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we'll call the "Texas Insurgency" would cut the head off of the governor, slowly infiltrate the occupying government, and through opportunistic power grabs and sociopathic incompetence dismantle any resemblance of credibility of the government until the threat of societal incoherence was so great that the government was restructured to their liking.

      Or put another way, DER SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!1111

    29. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes. It was in fact better before the U.S. invaded. Try asking some Iraqis.

      All you're relying on is irrational optimism to predict that it will be better in 20 years. It might be 200 years. It may never happen. After humans have exhausted the cheap sources of energy the entire global economy may begin to decay into a new dark age. Maybe everyone in Iraq will migrate to different places in such diluted numbers that they can't wage bloodbaths of old. Anyone can pull random hypotheticals out of their ass, really.

      U.S. occupation would appeal to people more familiar with the cultural foundation of the U.S., I bet. You may be more forgiving of widespread chaos and death if you at least think you and your overlords are on the same page. Transitioning to America Jr. as an ideal, instead of Living for the Greater Glory of Leader, and all that.

      Except of course we probably wouldn't really be on the same page. The U.S. has no actual problem dealing with despots--it just doesn't tolerate despots that don't do what it wants financially. It will blow a giant smoke cloud up anyone's ass if it will get them in line behind the financial interest of U.S. citizens.

      Beware tigers bearing gifts of herbs and spices.

    30. Re:Sorry... by one_red_eye · · Score: 1

      To arms! Viva la Revolucion!

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    31. Re:Sorry... by Private.Tucker · · Score: 1

      They're screwed either way. They claim that their response was better than Katrina. Now wait for the outrage from the blac/southern community that its because its helping rich white folk.
      If the response wasn't better, they'd get crap for not improving since Katrina.

    32. Re:Sorry... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 0

      They're all immune.

      The president, at the very least, and perhaps all of the Top Dudes in the Executive are immune from prosecution for any crimes that occur related to their jobs. IE, they wouldn't be immune from prosecution if they murdered somebody but if they, say, lied about WMDs in order to propagate a war that has killed thousands of US troops and many times more Iraqis, they're good to go. If they illegally spy on their citizens, they're good to go. Even if somebody had the balls (and jurisdiction) to want to prosecute.

      He could be impeached, but that's a political issue that simply won't happen. Even if he was successfully removed from office, he still couldn't be charged for any of the things he did in office related to his job as president.

    33. Re:Sorry... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      The lesser of two evils is a pretty lame reason to support invasion and mass murder. Especially when you haven't considered the third or fourth, or any other options.

    34. Re:Sorry... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Right, because the governments in Europe are so much better. "Our people voted against the EU Constitution, what will we do? Oh, I know let's just quietly put it into place anyway."

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    35. Re:Sorry... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      There was a feeble attempt at an election made a little while back. The majority of americans were perfectly happy with their government, so they stayed.

      I'm willing to bet that they win next time too.

    36. Re:Sorry... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a good example of how a truly oppressive state can successfully crush an attempt of the "color revolution", read on the Andijan massacre in Uzbekistan. It should be noted that Putin did openly back Karimov in the media when it happened.

    37. Re:Sorry... by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that a revolution generates counter revolutionaries; there would be a very nasty civil war among the most powerful nation on earth. Do you really want that? We Americans rememeber that the Mexican civil war spread into our Southwest. No one else on the planet would be safe.

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    38. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.
      A terrorist kills innocent people.
      A freedom fighter targets the establishment.

    39. Re:Sorry... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      Think we could get him for war crimes?

    40. Re:Sorry... by iendedi · · Score: 1

      can you imagine what kind of insurgency Texas would provide if we had an occupying force here in the USA? Ummm... Do you mean we don't?
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    41. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call 'good cop, bad cop'.
      They are trying desperately to explain why the NIGGERS in Latrina engaged in looting, rape, murder, and endless crime, during their 'disaster', whereas the WHITES affected by the wildfires are behaving like normal HUMAN BEINGS. You know, helping each other, looking after each other, FEELING for each other. Things that most blacks are incapable of, hence the hell on earth that occurred in the Superdome... It was BLACKS that caused it, not the floods. Whites in the same position, as we can clearly now see, behave properly...

      Blacks can't survive for five minutes without old 'whitey' having to bail their sorry asses out.

      What do we whites gain from having black parasites living in OUR countries again? I must have missed it the first time around...

    42. Re:Sorry... by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Precisely right. Most Iraqi nationals view U.S. troops as an occupying force, and can you imagine what kind of insurgency Texas would provide if we had an occupying force here in the USA? The suicide op videos would have people screaming "yeee-haw!" instead of "allah akbar?"
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    43. Re:Sorry... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pathetic and idiotic. The sort of tripe usually spouted by people who prefer socialism or communism or some other evil tyranny over the mind of man, the sort who would wear a Che Guevara T-shirt (celebrating a murderous pig)

      Terrorist:
      1. Targets innocent people for destruction, in order to force change by terrorizing the masses

      2. Does not serve a county and wear a uniform (nobody is accountable for his acts but him)

      3. Usually lacks the guts to be accountable for his actions. Either hides his face behind a mask, of kills himself in the attack to avoid capture and punishment.

      4. Often seeks to replace a government with some form of tyranny or worse government

      Freedom fighter:

      1. Targets government forces or opposing terrorists/guerrillas

      2. Often organized into militia-like forms with intent to become military of new government

      3. Usually proud to be identified and plans to survive to the end to see freedom
      4. Seeks to replace some form of tyranny with a better government and more freedom Read up on the American revolution. There were some actions taken there that I would imagine you would have to disagree with. Your distinctions sound good for the official history but the real history is often nastier and uglier than will ever make it into the official books.
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    44. Re:Sorry... by ubermiester · · Score: 1

      Based on the fact that you refer to the current US administration as "yours", I can only assume that you are from somewhere outside the US. I don't know what kind of government you have, but as you write idiomatically and can use the word "revolution" online without fear of official reprisals, I can also assume that you are in a somewhat liberal democracy. Given that, I can only remind you that we have built our revolutions into the system. We hold a rather large meeting every two years to decide whether to throw out the day to day lawmakers, and every four years to decide about the overall regime.

      This process has become the envy of the world (the transfer of power based on referendum, not the actual voting process, which is clearly flawed). The transfer of power is enforced in a way that channels all of our instinctive lust for bloody revenge into a simple principle - a nation of laws, not of men. To throw all of that away just to oust a particularly bad regime is to throw the baby out with the bath water.

      Even if the regime we wish to oust has crossed all kinds of lines and seems to be worthy of immediate removal, there would still be nothing worse for "the people" than to breach the ethereal bubble that is public faith in their system of government. (Again, not the specifics of any interpretation of the law, but the fact that it is law that facilitates change, not the threat of violence.)

      And as for all the talk about the "orange revolution", they were overturning a system, not just a regime. They wanted a new way of doing things, not just a new group of people in charge. They put into place many of the institutions and processes that we now take for granted. In fact, it was that very system that allowed the current administration to take power in the first place. Why? Well...because of culture rot. Too little emphasis on education when the issues at hand are complicated. Too much emphasis on self-indulgence when the situation requires us to tighten our belts. Too much apathy when the consequences of it are so grave. These problems exist among "the people", not the system.

    45. Re:Sorry... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      They're not just immune, they're... whaddya call... oh, yeah: innocent!

    46. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, in every country you will ear almost the same things, we say the same of our burocrats & politicians in Italy. :-) :-(

    47. Re:Sorry... by michaelmuffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just who is going to bring charges against the Bush administration? If you'll think back to the Nixon administration, Nixon wasn't chased out of office for attacking a defenseless country, killing millions of innocent civilians, secret bombing, or any other of the War Crimes he committed. He was removed because of Watergate, which is small potatoes compared to all the other douchebaggery he had a hand in. The Democrats have been quite facilitating to Bush's crimes -- refusing to cut off war funding, approving whoever Bush tries to put on the bench or in a cabinet post, &c. It seems certain it will not be the Democrats putting the Bush administration behind bars. If anything, he'll be charged for something stupid and inconsequential.

    48. Re:Sorry... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Thing with "criminals" in the government is that they are in fact manufactured - by leftie-loons issuing statements about elected public officials. So all of a sudden, the government seems to be hijacked by criminals!

    49. Re:Sorry... by s4m7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally I would prefer the US occupying Unless you've actually experienced either, you have no idea what you'd prefer.
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    50. Re:Sorry... by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Normally I would not even consider replying much less agreeing with a bunch of racist drivel.

      However, there is something to be said about the lack of community and the attitude of being owed something on the part of those effected by Katrina.

      I don't believe it was exactly along race lines, but rather along economic and education lines... unfortunately the majority of undereducated poor people in New Orleans were Black.

      I think the worst thing about the whole situation is that the community that needs to depend on each other the most, instead chose to be selfish and greedy. If you look up the economic ladder, you will see the further up you get, the more cohesive the elements of society. If the lower class were to scratch eachother's backs the way the wealthy do, they could easily supplant them through pure numbers.

      You see this effect everywhere... I live in a middle class neighborhood... some of us are independent and some of us our more apt to work together to improve our situation... low class neighborhoods it's nearly all independents. Upper-middle class, the neighbours form associations and psudo-governments to benefit everyone with security, beautification, etc.

      Can you imagine how beautiful and safe a lower class neighborhood could be if most of it's population actively participated in improving their community. It doesn't cost anything, clean up your lawn, help your neighbor clean theirs, and report any undesirable or suspicious activity to law enforcement.

      If anyone who lives in a 'poor' neighbourhood reads this, please GET INVOLVED in your community! Even spending an hour a week doing something for someone or everyone else in your community would make a difference if it encourages others to do the same! Once your community is united, you can use the power of numbers to ensure that someone in your community gets elected, policies benefit your community, and finally you can do favors for each other.

      Do you think the wealthy stay that way beacause they are smarter, or better than the poor? No, they give and receive favours from other wealthy people. For example, entrance into Universities, jobs, business opportunities, political support, etc. If the poor would work together to the same degree, they could easily improve their situation quickly. No one keeps them down but themselves!

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    51. Re:Sorry... by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      "Your government has been hijacked by criminals. When will you realize that?"

      When they finally take Survivor and American Idol off the air and nobody, not even the faux rich (the lower middle class and extreme lower class) can afford to put gas into their gold rimmed SUVs anymore. Until then, it'll be business as usual.

      A.A

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    52. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poor have been brainwashed into thinking the government will take care of them. Why should I do for myself or my neighbor when the government will do it for me? This is all a part of the mommy government that people keep voting for, then they wonder why they aren't free anymore. The New Deal was the worst thing to ever happen to this country it set us on the path to destruction.

    53. Re:Sorry... by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      Ok I'll bite.

      First of all, they're not parasites, they're PEOPLE. Just because they have a different culture and physical appearance doesn't qualify them as anything other than PEOPLE. Furthermore, if you'd like to take a walk down to a few of the trailer courts in my town (Toledo Ohio.) You'll see that wow, we have a bunch of WHITE people living like animals off the public teat as well, so sorry no "we behave better" points there, and they're just as willing to cannabilize their fellow countryman as anyone else.

      "Things that most blacks are incapable of, hence the hell on earth that occurred in the Superdome... It was BLACKS that caused it, not the floods. Whites in the same position, as we can clearly now see, behave properly..."

      Stop reading all the old books on how "inferior" one race is over another. They're what educated people call "propaganda". I know plenty of people of all colors who have BASIC HUMAN DIGNITY and RESPECT for LIFE, perhaps you should stop trying to prop up your own deflated and bruised sense of self worth. ...it occurs to me now that I'm trying to have a logical argument with someone holding an illogical viewpoint. *shakes his head*

      Moving on...

      A.A

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    54. Re:Sorry... by doctrbl · · Score: 1

      The difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter is just that the latter won his war. This is a popular misconception. The freedom fighter does not battle against civilians of the enemy state; that is an act of the terrorist.

      It is unfortunate that truth is so wordy, and falsity so slick.
    55. Re:Sorry... by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Well that's all well and good, but it's not actually your choice or your country that's being occupied, is it?

      It doesn't matter what you would prefer, it matters what the Iraqis would prefer.

      Indeed. But I don't think the Iraqis are expressing a preference for having Saddam back in charge.

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    56. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Clinton. She's going to have a bukkake party and not clean anything up. Keep dreaming. Clinton is Skull & Bones.

    57. Re:Sorry... by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's so much that a majority of us were "perfectly happy" with our government --see the South Park episode about the giant douche and the turd sandwich -- we voted for who we thought would be more capable, between a whopping two candidates who could possibly win.

      I hope the rest of the world understands how truly powerless we Americans feel with respect to controlling our government. Hell, we put the Dems in charge of Congress and they've still failed to do jack squat.

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    58. Re:Sorry... by theelectron · · Score: 1

      Try asking some Iraqis.
      Wait, have you asked some Iraqis? I think it would be pretty neat if there were a chat room where 'average' Americans and Iraqis could talk. Though I don't know how you would do that with translation and such as I am sure not all Iraqis speak English and I know few Americans speak Arabic. Also, I am not sure how many accessible computers there are in Iraq, either. But I think it would be a neat idea, as I am sure we could learn alot from each other.
    59. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he explicitly said "I would prefer" rather then "I prefer".

    60. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you haven't been watching the numbers. Party unity behind Bush is still the domain of the Republicans. Forty-something people who always agree with each other is all it takes to control the Senate.

    61. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as we would would a grudge for generations if our lands were occupied, Just a snide comment: suppose you were from the United States... then duh your lands ARE occupied... by the Europeans who invaded not that long ago...
    62. Re:Sorry... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if not for the left wing's complaints, the right wing would all be perfectly honest people.

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    63. Re:Sorry... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      At least with the US it will get better over time. It's getting better? I thought it was getting worse. I don't watch news though, so maybe I'm misinformed.

      In 10 to 20 years it'll be far better. I didn't know we had prophets reading Slashdot...
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    64. Re:Sorry... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard it's not even the "lesser" of two evils... unless you really believe that the "western democratic values" as implemented in Iraq (i.e. corruption, incompetence, violence, suppression, and whatnot) offset the lives lost, families broken, homes devastated...

      You guys really believe the invasion was to remove a dictator? Or it was to give Iraqis "freedom"?

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    65. Re:Sorry... by jtull89 · · Score: 1

      How about actually voting?

    66. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter is just that the latter won his war. There is a moral difference.

      Those who can't see it, deserve to be shot.

      I'm serious.
    67. Re:Sorry... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I never said that I supported it. I only said that the net result will be a improvement.

    68. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? At least when Saddam was ruling things were relatively peaceful. If you didn't rock the boat you had nothing to worry about. Now, it's a police state with curfews and military checkpoints everywhere. Not to mention people blowing themselves up all over the place.

      Saddam was a tard, but he did a better job running Iraq than we are.

    69. Re:Sorry... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Let me guess - you have never been either poor OR wealthy have you?

      Fact is, human nature is not proportional to the size of ones wallet, you could just as easily rant on about how the middle class lock themselves up in tiny castles keeping their children in the dungeon.

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    70. Re:Sorry... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Snide back at ya: That always happens to stone age cultures.

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    71. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How often did you hear about Iraqi's blowing shit up to gain their freedom from Saddam? How often do you hear about them blowing shit up to make us leave?

    72. Re:Sorry... by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      At least with the US it will get better over time. In 10 to 20 years it'll be far better.

      But this will only be because we're getting Iraq to sell off their huge oil stocks quickly. Under Saddam's old plan of being far more prudent with oil stocks, Iraq could become extremely wealthy in 40 or so years time when global oil stocks are seriously running out.
    73. Re:Sorry... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      The difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter is just that the latter won his war.
      Freedom fighters generally don't target their own fellow citizens... or blow up day care centers, but terrorists do.

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    74. Re:Sorry... by jhfry · · Score: 1

      No, I have not been either poor or wealthy... what does that have to do with anything. It is clear to any observer that the stronger the community, the more opportunities the members of that community enjoy. Foundations for communities can be social, economic, race, religion, etc. If the members of any of those communities support one another to elevate the community as a whole, given time every member of the community will benefit.

      I am not suggesting that it's an overnight change, but there is a positive effect. I have seen lower class, even poor, neighborhoods that started down this path of mutual benefit. The entire subdivision began to see increased property values, reduction in crime, an influx of new business, and best of all the members of this community stopped blaming everyone else for their problems and began to work together to make thier situations better. Of course there were individuals who didn't participate, those who caused problems or failed to keep their property to standards were hounded by police, fined by the city, or had their landlords contacted... quickly the majority of the problem residents either came around or found a more comfortable place to make problems.

      This happened in a small section of Detroit, a few miles from my home. Similar stories are occurring all over the city of Detroit and other urban centers as gas prices rise and urban live becomes more desirable. It usually begins with a new buyer moving in and encouraging their neighbours to start a neighbourhood watch.

      I am familiar with this because I spent 5 years working for Steven Vogel, Dean of Architecture at University of Detroit, and a very reputable urban designer and great promoter of the city of Detroit. Working for him opened my eyes to just how beautiful this city was only 50-60 years ago... and he's done the same for other residents. In fact, his neighbourhood, Rosedale Park, has been so beautifully restored that they hold annual home tours that draw thousands of visitors... in Detroit!

      All I am saying is that it doesn't take money to have a community, it takes the realization that working together makes everyone better off. It sad to see communities where no one even calls the cops when there is a shooting... really sad!

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    75. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iraqis will at least admit that hen Saddam was in power, they could walk the streets freely without risk of being mugged or killed, and their kids could walk safely to school without risk of being blown up by car bombs. Granted, they couldn't really do free speech etc, but at least they had some sort of security that they dearly miss today.

    76. Re:Sorry... by hackingbear · · Score: 1

      Come on... we are a democracy country. We don't need any revolution. Revolution is only for taking out oppressive dictatorships like Saddam Hussein and China.

      You're supposed to just need to go out and VOTE -- and the perfect government will be selected for you. After all, those freedom fighters around the world are fighting to death for the ``democracy''. And you already have it. Don't you feel better off? You are asking too much.



    77. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and this is why the Indian Rebellion of 1857 failed miserably but nonviolent resistance worked: not because Gandhi did anything special, but because the British Empire was such a pushover.

    78. Re:Sorry... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "No, I have not been either poor or wealthy..."

      That was sufficient, you don't have to keep proving it.

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    79. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately it seems like the second amendment gun freaks are the once supporting this asshole.

    80. Re:Sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do you think you'd hear about a freedom fighter killing "innocents"? He won, remember? You also don't hear about how General Patton decided to level towns in Upper Austria which clearly and unmistakenly surrendered. Probe Google for "third army war memorial", and wonder if you'd maybe get more than 4 entries if Patton wasn't on the winning side. No, there's no wikipedia entry for it. Wonder why.

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    81. Re:Sorry... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      More random killing and disappearances seem to be happening under US rule than under Saddam. Probably still true even if you only count the killings and arrests by US forces and "contractors".

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    82. Re:Sorry... by svallarian · · Score: 1

      No, it won't. Read your damn history, it didn't work for the British in the early 1900s and it won't work for the US.

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    83. Re:Sorry... by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      > Flying Spaghetti Monster I cant wait until our government acts with our best interests in mind... hell I'd be happy to see it happen just once before I die.

      How about the do not call list?

      You've got your wish, now roll over, die and come home to the beer volcano and experienced stripper factory, you're not getting any more handouts from your wise and benevolent Congress who is acting in your best interest whether you know it or not. Remember, being miserable builds character!

      With blocked phone numbers, Congressmen probably got more calls from telemarketers than constituents on the numbers they personally answered. While we can't convince Congress to behave based on what the people want, perhaps we could somehow annoy them when they do great wrong until they quit messing with us so much?

    84. Re:Sorry... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      But, you're lending your voice one of the exact arguments that was used to justify the invasion. That's supporting the conflict. You should really know better, given the amount of people dying every day there.

    85. Re:Sorry... by jhfry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would agree with you that most people who complain do not actively participate in their government, and thus don't have a right to complain. But I do...

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=341413&cid=21136749

      Our government has repeatedly passed legislation, or denied legislation based upon business interests over individual interests for quite some time now. It's not surprising, considering that the risks are low that they will face consequences, and the rewards are spectacular. The worst bit is that they can screw their constituents and look good doing it through deceptive naming and phrasing of bills/laws, by including commercial interest pork in a bill whose intent is completely unrelated, etc.

      I am not suggesting that our government's problems are not the product of our own indifference (on a whole), because if the people exercised due diligence to research, elect, and monitor their representatives things would likely be much better. Unfortunately, American Idol is far more entertaining than following politics (I suppose that's debatable at this point too), so the people care more about who gets the $1 Million dollar recording contract than who's adding $300 Million in spending for an unneeded bridge to nowhere.

      It's sad!

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    86. Re:Sorry... by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      > I would agree with you that most people who complain do not actively participate in their government, and thus don't have a right to complain.

      While I agree with this, this wasn't a point I made. Did you mean to reply to a different post?

      I was just being snarky in response to the FSM reference and noting that it's not accurate that the government had done NOTHING good that affects us, but acknowledging that the one good thing I mentioned might not have been for us.

      > The worst bit is that they can screw their constituents and look good doing it through deceptive naming and phrasing of bills/laws, by including commercial interest pork in a bill whose intent is completely unrelated, etc.

      This goes 2 ways. What's merely pork in one area might be filling a desperate need for jobs in another where a large industry went under. The service economy is not self-supporting, particularly when we want to move as many of those jobs overseas as possible.

      > Unfortunately, American Idol is far more entertaining than following politics (I suppose that's debatable at this point too), so the people care more about who gets the $1 Million dollar recording contract than who's adding $300 Million in spending for an unneeded bridge to nowhere.

      Is there such a thing as a congressional lame list other than setting /. to politics or yro? Perhaps an equal opportunity site dragging both major parties through the mud so badly, with links to the votes cast the wrong way (with simplified explanations of why the vote was wrong) so that no party's followers could be allowed to think their party was peaches and cream would help.

      We can get behind hating a congressman wanting to do bad things in a bathroom, so I'd think we could rally behind other things, if there was a convenient place to get it in sound bite or bulleted text format.

      The problem is, even if people are disgusted with both major parties, who will they turn to? How many people actually know what their political stance is? Most conservatives probably don't want disband-the-public-school-system conservatism. I see a number of fake grassroots parties being created, to sponsor people who will keep on doing the same thing, perhaps "swapping party alliances" mysteriously on election.

      The problem with putting on such a TV show (independent / local channels would likely eat it up, even if networks hated it) is I can see it getting sued for slander, with or without merit (even if every accusation can be proven from the congressional record) and the case being deliberately held up in court long enough to bankrupt the person putting on the show.

    87. Re:Sorry... by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      The idiot who thought this up should run for President!

      I think he already did almost 8 years ago now.

    88. Re:Sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question is what's more a threat to liberty. Or rather, what's more important, liberty or safety. We do have that question currently on the table, and I think the mob has spoken already. So no revolution, don't worry.

      Armed revolutions have never been a pleasant thing. And usually they're a last resort solution when things become really unbearable, where death doesn't sound more horrible than enduring it any longer. The US are far from anything like it.

      And generally they're also not something the whole population supports. Don't think that everyone in the 13 colonies was an all-out supporter for a separation from England. What you call those people is secondary. Call them freedom fighters if you want to give them good PR, or terrorists if you need them to be boogymen, in general, they both want the same thing: To rule instead of the current ruler.

      Whether that's better or worse for the local population is debatable.

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    89. Re:Sorry... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Under Saddam's old plan of being far more prudent with oil stocks, Saddam and his cronies could become extremely wealthy in 40 or so years time"

      FTFY.

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    90. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're nuts. Will America will still be occupying Iraq in 10 to 20 years?

    91. Re:Sorry... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Think we could get him for war crimes?
      You'd have to kidnap him and take him to the Hague, not sure how the US would react to that...
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    92. Re:Sorry... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      We have a revolution every 2-4 years...

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    93. Re:Sorry... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next revolution is in a little over 12 months.. The electoral cycles give Americans a chance to replace one half the the legislative branch every 730 days. Now if they were foolish enough to believe what the dems were telling them in 2006 would you really want a violent revolution putting a few in power who made promises with the task of replacing the whole structure of government? Seriously? The current structure works just fine, its the folks we keep sending to DC to implement it thats FUBAR

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    94. Re:Sorry... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      I always hoped we could just leave him tied up on an intersection in Anbar.

    95. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that the Texans would be from Texas, not jumping over the board from surrounding countries trying to blow up civilians.

    96. Re:Sorry... by Xiph · · Score: 1

      Revolution and election are not the same.

      Revolution means throwing out the ones in charge and disregarding the constitution, in an effort to get a fresh start and do things over.

      It's an opportunity to get rid of corrupt people and institutions, to change the way you do basic things (such as the electoral college), to cut away parts of the law no longer in use.
      The downsides are instability, opportunity for the corrupt(and the stupid) and often a lack of vision on how to actually make things different.

      In my opinion it should only take place when a country is already unstable, people are being oppressed(liberty, finance, security) and the the people do not feel heard and can not see how to make a difference.
      But some times, part of the equation gets so skewed, that it's needed anyway.

      I'm not there with the EU yet, but certainly i see the greed and expanding bureaucracy (both fertile grounds for corruption).
      I see the distance between the EU government and the people.
      Police and barb wire isn't a sign that the population is stupid or that political hooliganism is modern trend. It's a sign that the politicians are not doing a good enough job. They do not create spaces for everyone in europe, They do not listen to everyone.
      In my opinion a fundamental part, of freedom of speech, is the right to be heard.

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    97. Re:Sorry... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      "Revolution means throwing out the ones in charge and disregarding the constitution, in an effort to get a fresh start and do things over."

      Elections mean throwing people out as well *and* our constitution can be changed. If we replaced 66% of both houses with people that wanted X in the constitution or Y removed it could be done. The idea that a populace who cant manage this feat will do any better starting a new government from scratch is absolutely ludicrous, you'll end up with the same folks and agendas ruling the day except this time they will get to write *all* the rules. Revolutions are needed when there are not real meaningful elections because when you have real meaningful elections and a living governing document you can always change it.

      Revolution are almost *never* without blood, and allot of blood. If the US govt suspends elections then blood it is, until then Americans have no reason to complain they have the government we deserve. If politicians are taking too much money from lobbyist well *stop* electing them.

      John Edwards has never taken a dime from corporate lobbyist yet he trails Hillary (who takes more from lobbyist than anyone else (D or R) running. Its clear that those on the democratic side who scream about needing to change the system don't really give a damn about it.

      On the republican side the only man talking about smaller government is Ron Paul and despite good fund raising he is getting killed.. Its clear the republicans who want smaller government are not willing to put their money where their mouth is.. But heck at least Mitt has nice hair right?

      "It's an opportunity to get rid of corrupt people and institutions, to change the way you do basic things (such as the electoral college), to cut away parts of the law no longer in use."

      You don't need to throw out the baby with the bath water. The EC can easily be dismantled in many ways.

      1) Amend the constitution (elect 66% of people who *want* to get rid of it)
      2) Each state can decide to award their electors based on the ratio of the popular vote
      3) States can get together and decide to award all electors to the person who wins nationally

      None of which put at risk say, the establishment clause. If you throw out the whole constitution the liberties protected by the bill of rights are on the table.

      FWIW I like the electoral college but not electors as such. The best system I think is the one in use be Main and Nebraska where in the candidate who wins each district get that elector and the person who wins the state gets the two extra electors.

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  3. We will get the government we deserve by owenbrand · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When considered with the ever increasing powers granted to FEMA this should be enough for many people to speak out. Instead most will flip the channel and it will be business as usual.

    http://thisnovember5th.com/

  4. Duh? by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In what world did FEMA think that the truth would not be almost instantly exposed? Who are they employing in the PR dept.? The Three Stooges?

    1. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In what world did FEMA think that the truth would not be almost instantly exposed? I think that this may have been the point of the fake news conference. If you control the press then the truth won't be instantly exposed. I guess the only problem is that the geniuses at FEMA didn't realize that the press would hold a meta press conference. What a way to destroy the stellar reputation that they've earned over the last few years!
    2. Re:Duh? by platypus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hmm, my instant thought was similiar, but a little bit different:

      "What the hell did they manage to do before, so that they thought
      they'd could also get this through?"

      You are not going from zero to full speed when starting playing dirty.
      You start small, next time you get a little bit more couragous,
      and each time more. You either stop increasing the risk at
      one point, or you'll get caught eventually.

      The question is, what kind of ploys have been done by the jokers
      responsible for this before, and didn't get noticed???

    3. Re:Duh? by s4m7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are not going from zero to full speed when starting playing dirty. While I'd like to agree with you in principle, the problem is that you're assuming the offenders are intelligent.

      This was a really transparent and poorly executed scam, based probably on some sort of hubris-laden supposition that the American people will buy just about anything. Not too far from the truth, but apparently just far enough.

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    4. Re:Duh? by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      In what world did FEMA think that the truth would not be almost instantly exposed? Who are they employing in the PR dept.? The Three Stooges?

      How dare you insult the Stooges by comparing them to goverment employees. (Then again, maybe FEMA can just use the excuse, "I'm a victim of coisumstance!"

      At least the Stooges weren't creating their mayhem and disorder with my tax dollars.

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    5. Re:Duh? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >based probably on some sort of hubris-laden supposition that the American people will buy just about anything.

      I'm not sure whom to blame for this, FEMA or the American people.

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    6. Re:Duh? by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that James Guckert (aka Jeff Gannon) was in the White House Press Room for almost a year before being exposed. Are there still other weasels in there?

    7. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The question is, what kind of ploys have been done by the jokers
      >responsible for this before, and didn't get noticed???

      9/11. The biggest mass hypnosis exercise in the history of humanity. And you've been asleep since then.

    8. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what world did FEMA think that the truth would not be almost instantly exposed?

      How long did it take for the truth of who in the white house blew Plame's cover to be exposed?

      Right - it still hasn't been exposed because the white house won't release the documents and is hiding their treasonous illegal acts under the cover of 'executive privilege'.

      We no longer get real news out of Iraq. In Vietnaam reporters had full access. Not anymore.

      Open your eyes and don't be so smug.

    9. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was funny that they had a lady up there next to the FEMA man, doing sign language. At least the deaf viewers of the fake news briefing knew what was being said. That kind of made the briefing seem real.

    10. Re:Duh? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      "What the hell did they manage to do before, so that they thought
      they'd could also get this through?" Maybe not the same people (though with the revolving doors...), but this comes to mind.

      Don't worry, there won't be much outrage this time, either.

      - RG>
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    11. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In what world did FEMA think that the truth would not be almost instantly exposed? Who are they employing in the PR dept.? The Three Stooges?

      Where have you been these past 6 years? It is precisely because of how these sorts of shenanigans have been tolerated by the press that they thought they could get away with it. Now that Bush is at 25%, suddenly we hear about this sort of shit. If Bush were at 70%, or, hell, 40% we wouldn't.

  5. Katrina Response by kissbang · · Score: 2, Funny

    "....his agency's response to this week's California wildfires was far better than its response to Hurricane Katrina in August 2005." Wow. The gold standard, to which all emergency responses should be judged has finally been exceeded.

  6. FEMA candidate Slogans by king-manic · · Score: 5, Funny

    FEMA: Making our president look good in comparison since 2000.

    FEMA: Where bad decision make someones life better.. we hope.

    FEMA: If you can't take the heat fake the press.

    FEMA: When drinking becomes a profession.

    FEMA: You still get more upside out of us then your executive branch.

    FEMA: When disasters strikes.. ohh god your fucked.

    FEMA: for great justice.

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  7. I love this quote by jhfry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It was absolutely a bad decision. I regret it happened. Certainly ... I should have stopped it," said John "Pat" Philbin, FEMA's director of external affairs. "I hope readers understand we're working very hard to establish credibility and integrity, and I would hope this does not undermine it."


    First of all... your the director of external affairs... Yep you should have stopped it... SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU.

    Second, your working very hard to establish credibility and integrity... by trying to trick us into thinking your credible and trustworthy... that's exactly what you DON'T do to establish credibility and integrity.

    Finally... I would say that doing exactly the wrong thing hasn't undermine your credibility and integrity, you didn't have any to begin with... this simply ensures that you never will until the current >20% has been eliminated, everyone in that conference resigns, and your agency actually handles a disaster like it knows what it is doing.

    It is kind of ironic that FEMA, the agency that is supposed to clean up disasters, actually turns every disaster it is involved in into a bigger disaster through it's absolute incompetence and piss poor public image.
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    1. Re:I love this quote by _merlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well he probably didn't stop it because he thought he could get away with it. Isn't that how it usually works? He probably thought something along the lines of, "If we pull this off, we'll look good, and if we get busted, I can say it wasn't my idea."

    2. Re:I love this quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incompetence like that isn't spontaneous. To have the kind of response they had for Katrina, the incompetence had to be widespread and systemic. And since they have made no significant changes, purges, or sweeping acts of restructuring since then, there's no reason to expect it to be different. It requires top down leadership to initiate such changes, and none is present.

      So we get crap like this. Vote for competence and well-reasoned judgment in '08.

    3. Re:I love this quote by clickclickdrone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU
      Because he thought he'd get away with it?

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    4. Re:I love this quote by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      i'll do you one better, and propose that everyone present live at the "news conference" (so to speak) should have their American citizenship revoked, or at least put on probation, since they don't seem to understand what that entails.

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    5. Re:I love this quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well he probably didn't stop it because he thought he could get away with it. Isn't that how it usually works?

      Yes, they have usually got away with it. This was the first time they were discovered, it wasn't the first time it happened.

    6. Re:I love this quote by houghi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "If we pull this off, we'll look good, and if we get busted, I can say it wasn't my idea."

      Isn't that how the USofA president is thinking all the time? If I had a high position in the USofA, I would do the same. It works as nobody seems to be doing anything against it.

      I did the same when I was about 5 and a very expensive vase was broken just before my mome came in. I now asume she came in because of the noise of the vase breaking. First I hoped she would not notice, when she did I just said it wasn't me. When that did not work, I tried crying so my mother would ge pity.

      I still got punished. So what idiot(s) placed a 5 year old in such a position and why is nobody doing anything about it?
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    7. Re:I love this quote by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure. Like all politcians, what's he's sorry for isn't that he did it, but that he got caught doing it.

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    8. Re:I love this quote by _merlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it seems that, when placed in a position of power, a lot of people will go and act like a five-year-old. Either that or only people with the minds of five-year-olds try to attain said positions of power...

    9. Re:I love this quote by dgb2n · · Score: 1

      The external affairs director is the first one who should resign.

      I don't blame him for not stopping it. I blame him for starting it.

      Completely unacceptable.

    10. Re:I love this quote by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      It is kind of ironic that FEMA, the agency that is supposed to clean up disasters, actually turns every disaster it is involved in into a bigger disaster through it's absolute incompetence and piss poor public image.

      No, it's not ironic and it's not incompetence. This is fully intentional. How else do you convince the populace that "government" doesn't work and that these jobs need to be privatized? You do it by showing them just how badly government doesn't work.

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    11. Re:I love this quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn the difference between your and you're. Like:

      "You're coming off like an idiot because your grammar is shitty."

    12. Re:I love this quote by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Vote for competence and well-reasoned judgment in '08.

      But . . . but . . . what if I want to vote?

    13. Re:I love this quote by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      It is kind of ironic that FEMA, the agency that is supposed to clean up disasters, actually turns every disaster it is involved in into a bigger disaster through it's absolute incompetence and piss poor public image. And what's funny is I seem to recall it was originally a nuke war survival agency, then was repurposed after the Cold War by Clinton into a general national disaster agency, and it got good marks then until the Bushies took office.

      This is what happens when you put political hacks in positions of leadership instead of the people who know what the hell they're doing.
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    14. Re:I love this quote by adsl · · Score: 1

      Operationally in the California Fire scenario FEMA = Fantastic Emergency Management Agency External Affairs wise FEMA = Fake Emergency Management Agency. Heads should roll at the External Affairs office as this behavior is beyond that acceptable and undermines the operational capabilities and integrity IMHO.

    15. Re:I love this quote by abug · · Score: 0

      Unless we're all just five-year-olds walking around using big words and operating dangerous machinery...

  8. HEY! Back Off! by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Three Stooges are way smarter than these guys.

    The Three Stooges were firemen, and in the army, and plumbers, football players... :-)

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  9. Devistating, but no Katrina by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would HOPE you could manage to improve your response in an area that still has power, water, sewage and transportation. I live in San Diego, I know people that have had their homes lost, but to compare this with Katrina and give themselves a pat on the back is absurd: the vast majority of the city and infrastructure of this county were completely unaffected. There were outages and near failures, but you didn't have to go far to get back to power, water, sewage and transportation. Heck, if you got tired of the evacuation site at Qualcom? The airport and cruse ship terminals were still open, just take a trip, or just hop on the trolley and go downtown for a nice dinner out. These fires have certainly devastated a lot of people's homes, I have a good freind that has nothing left but his car and a USB flash drive, but this hasn't been the sort of region wide crippling of the storm and floods of Katrina.

    1. Re:Devistating, but no Katrina by mikelieman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What are the CRIMINAL penalties for this Fraud? I would think that 18 USC 371 would apply, as FEMA engaged in this deception in part to deprive Congress of it's lawful role in oversight?

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    2. Re:Devistating, but no Katrina by Myria · · Score: 1

      Federal prosecutors are in the executive branch along with FEMA - do you really think President Cheney would allow that?

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    3. Re:Devistating, but no Katrina by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Especially after the Monica Goodling purges for a lack of the "Appropriate Religious Fundamentalist Beliefs"...

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  10. So... by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Funny

    When are they going to apologize for faking disaster relief?

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    1. Re:So... by jd · · Score: 1

      I've heard rumors that that's not the only thing they fake, but I'm sure Britain's tabloids will verify that in due course.

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    2. Re:So... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Britain's tabloids will verify that in due course.

      I'll wait for Netcraft for confirmation.

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  11. Juxtaposition.. by FunWithKnives · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference being that California wildfires happen every year, almost like clockwork. The hurricane that devistated New Orleans and the coastal regions of Mississippi, while perhaps inevitable, had not occured until that point.

    In essence, FEMA is not there to simply help out with expected situations, though that may be part of it. No matter the nobility or necessity, however, it is there, primarily, for unexpected emergencies, and it is simply not doing that job at the moment. Consider the juxtaposition between the rich socialites who have lived in the wildfire-prone region of California for so many years, and the disgustingly poor, predominately black population of New Orleans, who have lived there because their parents lived there, and because they cannot afford to move or live anywhere else. It all boils down to wealth disparity, and who benefits from it. I would encourage everyone to consider that.

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    1. Re:Juxtaposition.. by bdo19 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The difference being that California wildfires happen every year, almost like clockwork. The hurricane that devistated New Orleans and the coastal regions of Mississippi, while perhaps inevitable, had not occured until that point.


      Baloney. Saying that California wildfires "happen every year, almost like clockwork" is like saying the same for hurricanes hitting the gulf coast, and discounting Katrina as a minor, typical event. Wildfires may be common, but fires that burn down hundreds of homes (many of them track homes, not out in the wilderness somewhere), shut down the greater part of a county, and force the evacuation of a half million people, are another thing altogether.


      That said, I do agree with the poster above you that pointed out that the devastation caused by Katrina was probably far greater and that much harder to manage than the CA fires. FEMA had a relatively small role in this one. Evacuations were coordinated by the county and city. Firefighting was coordinated by Cal Fire. And FEMA did what exactly? Oh yes, they had news conferences. At least that's what I got from watching it on the news for 2-3 days non stop.

    2. Re:Juxtaposition.. by DougReed · · Score: 1

      Uh... actually Hurricane Camille did almost exactly the same damage in 1969. ...It may not be "like clockwork", but Gulfport and Biloxi were devastated in almost exactly the same way, and Pass Christian was completely wiped out ... just like this time.

      I think it is just like a bathtub. Ever notice that the water splashes out the back of a standard bathtub with the rounded sloping back... Take a good look a the the Gulf of Mexico and ask yourself which part of the Gulf of Mexico YOU want to build your house in when a huge storm comes sweeping in.

    3. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But at least you can't say that they were ignoring the poor in New Orleans and only cared about that rich people in California. As the old saying goes, don't attribute to malice what can be explained with incompetence, and the FEMA successfully proved that they don't only care for the rich.

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    4. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      This fire threatened and destroyed a lot of areas that the people in the same economic siltation as the people in Louisiana. One of the things that really made this different then the 2003 fires was the more urban areas it hit. While they may be closer to the means to get out of that situation, there are many, many who still cannot. As I posted earlier, comparing this to Katrina is apples and oranges, but, there are still a lot of people here in need of help. The media loves to paint California like the whole place was one big resort, but it's all people like everyplace else. Some people chose to face that danger, while many others aren't given that choice. Remember, major agriculture isn't only going on in the middle parts of the country, and thats a lot of what was hit here, and there are a lot of the very poor who live there with it.

    5. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference being that California wildfires happen every year, almost like clockwork. The hurricane that devistated New Orleans and the coastal regions of Mississippi, while perhaps inevitable, had not occured until that point.
      Fires happen in CA with the same regularity and frequency as hurricanes in the Gulf. Infrequently, either comes close to a populated area.

      The biggest practical difference between a major hurricane like Katrina and this year's fires is that Katrina demanded the evacuation of the entire 1.5 million New Orleans population, where the fires require the evacuation of just about 350,000 of San Diego County's 3 million residents. The second major difference is that Katrina displaced 300,000 households long-term, where the fires destroyed only 1500 homes.

      The fires have certainly been a large disaster, but they really aren't on the scale of Katrina.
    6. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider the juxtaposition between the rich socialites who have lived in the wildfire-prone region of California for so many years, and the disgustingly poor, predominately black population of New Orleans, who have lived there because their parents lived there, and because they cannot afford to move or live anywhere else.

      Consider that the poor in New Orleans are predominantly black and that the poor in San Diego are predominantly Hispanic. The country was (mostly) outraged by the appearance that FEMA were neglecting African Americans. I'm pretty sure they would be equally outraged if US resources were being used to evacuate, feed, or shelter illegal immigrants.

    7. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      FEMA successfully proved that they don't only care for the rich.

      They did? Where and when did they do that?

    8. Re:Juxtaposition.. by cuby · · Score: 1

      Man... After the wildfires in Portugal, Greece and Cyprus in the recent past, the EU is studying the possibility of a permanent task force (not one more crappy agency) in every country to provide swift help where needed, even outside the EU.
      In the cases of the above countries everyone sent help even without a formal agency. It seems that having FEMA is more of an excuse to be quiet in everyone's place, like with Katrina... You can think: well... FEMA will handle it, someone will, but it won't.
      In case of a catastrophe wee all need to be more altruistic.
      FEMA seems a lousy excuse to do nothing.

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    9. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer Jeff DeMaagd's question, you fucking pseudo-intellectual lunatic.

    10. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those hurricanes come yearly, almost like clockwork. But like the fires, they're hit and miss.

    11. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or, with a very slight rewrite:

      The difference being that Gulf coast hurricanes happen every year, almost like clockwork. The fires that burned rural San Diego and rural Los Angeles, while perhaps inevitable, had not occurred until that point. Ever year there are hurricanes that either hit the gulf coast, or are a near miss. Consider the juxtaposition between the rich casino owners who have lived in the hurricane-prone region of Mississippi for so many years, and the disgustingly poor, predominately Hispanic population of rural San Diego, who have lived there because their parents lived there, and because they cannot afford to move or live anywhere else. It all boils down to wealth disparity, and who benefits from it. I would encourage everyone to consider that.
      Honestly where in the United States are there not disasters? Blizzards and ice storms in the Midwest, and Atlantic; hurricanes, floods, and other huge storms on the Alantic and Gulf Coasts; fires in the West; earthquakes in the Midwest and West; tornadoes in the center. I would suggest that we, as a nation create a Federal program to deal with these emergencies, spread out the risk and cost like an insurance plan, to help out the first responders from the local and state goverments. Perhaps we should call it the Federal Emergency Management Agency...
    12. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the biggest difference is that the entire state didn't lose all of its infrastructure like Louisiana did. This meant that emergency workers could still communicate, emergency supplies could be delivered and plans could be put in place and executed.

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    13. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the most part I agree that FEMA is not there for "expected sitations" and that it's not been doing it's job. Part of the problem is it's not involved in insurance regulation. Instead FEMA is more like a disaster-relief charity funded with taxpayer dollars except donating is not voluntary (Perhaps the rest of us should get a tax deduction for the funds FEMA spends..)

      While fires in California are common, the scale of the recent fires is not. Just like hurricanes have different scales so do fires. Instead of categories we tend to "measure" fires in terms of area. Both can result in a large number of homes lost. The scale of these recent wildfires are not "expected situations" -- they are bigger both in area and number of homes lost. Fires of this scale are not expected because there are supposedly ordinances and preventive measures meant to save homes and prevent fires from growing.

      Most people who live in Southern California are not rich socialites. Pretending otherwise is an incredible oversimplification that says more about you and your knowledge of the area than anything else.

      There are better ways to avoid spending so much tax money in Federal aid. Make sure that folks who live in these regions can buy expensive insurance to cover their property -- that way they pay for it rather than taxpayers. Force insurance companies that sell such coverage to meet their obligations rather than allow them to weasel out of them. Don't bail out insurers that offer coverage at unrealistic prices. And if that's not enough then push for tougher zoning ordinances to prevent people from (re)building in extremely hazardous areas. The California Coastal commission is one agency that, of late, seems to be too lax in preventing the explosion of mansion-builders in coastal Chaparral brush areas.

      You also don't want to sort potential aid recipients based on who has insurance, or how well their losses are covered. Otherwise you risk undermining the system that reinforces realistic insurance costs. It would undermine the system by offering folks the chance to gamble that FEMA will give them money first because they have priority over those with insurance.

      FEMA should only be responsible for ensuring that sufficiently-funded emergency services are available -- not bailing out poor (much less rich) property owners (in Louisiana or otherwise). Instead of handing out large checks to property owners, FEMA should be involved in regulating policies and activities of insurance companies in disaster-struck regions. FEMA should assist property owners in fairly exercising the relief they purchased through their insurance policies. FEMA should force insurers to continue to provide policies that cover the disaster in that region in the future. FEMA should ensure that large increases in coverage rates will only be allowed if FEMA is called back to the region for the same disaster. This should encourage property owners and insurers to truly cover property loss.Insurance should always be available -- but it should be available at a price that reflects the real costs and not a price intended to lure homeowners to insurers.

      As for those without insurance, when insurance is available those without insurance either aren't capable or willing to protect their property and have agreed to the risks they take by not purchasing insurance. Ensuring that coverage can always be purchased (for a price) is or ought to be the responsibility of other governmental agencies. While anyone incapable of purchasing such insurance does not necessarily deserve what they get, they also do not deserve our tax dollars for taking risks and saving money by not purchasing insurance. Otherwise, if we are paying unfortunate folks who took risks with their property, Enron stock investors also deserve FEMA handouts.

    14. Re:Juxtaposition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a San Diego native, I can tell you that this doesn't happen every year. It does however, happen about every 4-5.

    15. Re:Juxtaposition.. by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      No, the difference is that the California wildfires hit San Diego County, which has a median household income in the mid $60Ks, while Katrina hit New Orleans, which has a median household income in the low $30Ks. It's a hell of a lot easier to get out of the way of a wildfire in your SUV than it is to get out of the way of a hurricane on a city bus.

  12. Quote Correction by bazald · · Score: 5, Insightful
    FTA:

    White House press secretary Dana Perino said Friday that "it is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House. We certainly don't condone it. We didn't know about it beforehand. ... They, I'm sure, will not do it again." If past trends hold, White House press secretary Dana Perino meant that "it is a practice that we employ here at the White House. We certainly condone it. We knew about it beforehand. ... They, I'm sure, will do it again." In fact, I believe something very similar might have already happened at the White House.
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    1. Re:Quote Correction by mevets · · Score: 1

      and in a few days the president will say " , your doing one heck of a job", which seems to mean " you are even more of a fuck up than I am ".

    2. Re:Quote Correction by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, theres more gay republicans than democrats it seems.

    3. Re:Quote Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes them feel butch and manly, like putting on leather gear, or dressing up like a blue collar worker.

      Remember, no matter how much like a Republican you dress, they still know you're one of the Village People.

  13. Which of my rights online is this about? by HarryCaul · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Just asking.

    This is a tech site you know, not Zonk's personal playground.

    1. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      Umm, how about the one to not be snowed by a government agency? If it's not a right it should be.

      But please, keep posting about how stories don't fit their categories because I'm sure it will do you some good soon. After all you are the first person to think of it, and now that you've pointed out the error in the editors' ways I'm sure they'll correct it expediently.

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    2. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From the banner at the top of every page on this site: "Slashdot NEWS FOR NERDS. STUFF THAT MATTERS."

      This story qualifies as being "news for nerds", and it's certainly "stuff that matters". There are undoubtedly many Slashdot readers and comment submitters who are glad that Slashdot topics have expanded beyond technology (computers, machines, chemicals, algorithms, etc) to include social forces that are likely to affect how technology is used, abused, controlled, taxed, limited, promoted, misrepresented, etc. So, articles about the RIAA and MPAA, patents, proposed laws, court cases, business deals, etc, appear on Slashdot.

      If Slashdot expanded to include links to videos, and allowed users to submit images, etc,
      and expanded its range of topics to be even wider, then the interest and impact of the site
      would be increased. Digg has benefited from not strictly adhering to a strict "technology
      site" theme, but then again Digg suffers somewhat from editorial control in article selection.
      Meanwhile, Slashdot can benefit from some expansion of topic range.

      This FEMA article helps nerds update their informed mental models of the US government.
      The US government affects nerds. Nerds can affect the US government. It matters.

    3. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by wafwot · · Score: 1

      I had to deal first hand with the stress and anxiety of Katrina -- to see that the government agency which I hoped would have learned from its mistakes not only did not learn but blatantly lied and misled its citizens is very disheartening. This is not something that is a simple mistake. Nobody mistakenly holds a fake press conference. Someone decided this, and someone made this happen. This whole situation is shallow, pathetic and insulting. I would love to hear one justified reason why this even happened.

      This has been proved to be more than just a tech site. This here is about your rights as a citizen of the United States of America (though if you are from elsewhere you can disregard it). This is about the right of the government to be honest with its citizens. This is about a government blatantly lying to its citizens.

      This is about a whole lot people having to deal with a problem that most people in the country would hope to never experience.

      HarryCaul, you said back in April that you would go elsewhere if Slashdot went "down this road," in regards to politics. Is it so difficult to admit that politics are undeniably tied to technology? And honestly, if it doesn't interest you, then why bother reading and why bother replying?

      The tag of this site says "News for nerds. Stuff that matters." Are you implying that this stuff does not matter?

    4. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It may not be news for nerds, but I do think it qualifies as stuff that matters.

      It's not even that the government tries to blow money into an inefficient system, more it's government trying to bullshit you into thinking everything's allright.

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    5. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by wafwot · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I could have said it better. Brava.

    6. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      This is not something that is a simple mistake. Nobody mistakenly holds a fake press conference. Someone decided this, and someone made this happen. Most frighteningly, several citizens who are also civil servants think this is what the American people deserve.
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    7. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about the online rights you will lose because you're not paying attention to what's going on in the world outside your computer.

    8. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know how Malda's cock tastes, mmmkay?

    9. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just asking. Freedom of the press.
      The right to have real journalist ask real questions.
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    10. Re:Which of my rights online is this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Re:Which of my rights online is this about?
      > by HarryCaul (25943)
      >This is a tech site you know, not Zonk's personal playground.

      You'd know better than we would. All we know is that they'll kill us if they get the chance. We're not afraid of death. We are afraid of murder.

      Your homework: Forget the movie, just find a copy of Clock DVA's The Connection Machine (the B-side to the excellent The Hacker) and listen to it in a suitably darkened room. There's a reason both of those tracks were on the same EP. Probably the same reason most of us techies are fascinated by how to manipulate media in the context of a surveillance state.

  14. Why we love the USA by HalfFlat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See, this is why, faults and all, the USA is loved around the world. It's like watching your goofy cousin make a fool of himself at the wedding reception.


    Well ... your goofy cousin with a stockpile of nuclear-tipped ICBMs, anyhow.

    1. Re:Why we love the USA by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >Well ... your wonderful cousin you wouldn't like to upset who just happens to have a
      stockpile of nuclear-tipped ICBMs, anyhow.
      There, fixed it for you.

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    2. Re:Why we love the USA by XaXXon · · Score: 1

      They're not really nuclear tipped. The warheads are in MRV's that fall from the missile and go to their targets independently. I guess that's not really the point, though, huh?

    3. Re:Why we love the USA by mevets · · Score: 1

      I get running on in conversation, but when you typed "I guess that's not really the point", did you consider cancelling the post? just curious...

    4. Re:Why we love the USA by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nukular. It's pronounced new-kew-lar.

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    5. Re:Why we love the USA by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's more like the once rich and once famous cousin that you used to love because he was kinda nice, who you got to hate for turning into a self righteous bastard, especially after he isn't anymore rich and famous but still thinks he is. Now you're stuck with him being kinda the head of the family, simply because he's the guy who has the largest gun in town and goes around, suing and shooting anyone who doesn't agree with him.

      That he's drunk most of the time doesn't really increase your trust in him either.

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    6. Re:Why we love the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you consider cancelling the post?

      Of course not! He wanted to blather on pedantically, to satisfy some strange need to "show off his smarts" to a bunch of strangers.

    7. Re:Why we love the USA by xENoLocO · · Score: 1

      Umm... yeah... sorry about that...

      Seriously.

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  15. Was Dan Rather in attendance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake but TRUE... thats what liberals tell us is OK... hmmm....

    1. Re:Was Dan Rather in attendance? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      only an AC would make such an absurd comparison.

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  16. Harvey E. Johnson Jr. studied in Soviet Russia? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    In Capitalist west FEMA has fake news for you.
    In Soviet Russia FEMA PR manual rushed to you.

    How was Patrice Lumumba People's Friendship University Harvey E. Johnson Jr?

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  17. They still don't get it. by nobodyman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First off, I think this less of an "I'm sorry" situation, but rather "I'm sorry I got caught".

    But regardless of whether they are truly sorry for this fiasco, they STILL don't get the problem. It's not that they staged a news conference, it's why they staged the conference that is the issue. They don't care about "emergency management", they only care about *public relations*. And while they claim that things are so much better than Katrina, this mock press conference only proves that nothing has changed.

    On the positive side, Kanye West might be heartened to learn that it isn't just black people -- George Bush doesn't care about *anybody*.

    1. Re:They still don't get it. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure he does. But certainly neither about the "poor black" who don't really enjoy his kind of politics of liberal economy (and thus don't vote for him) nor about the "rich hollywood stars" who're part of the movie industry which is traditionally a Democrat stronghold.

      Wait 'til something like that happens in Texas.

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    2. Re:They still don't get it. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The mistakes they did not learn from were things like sending emergency workers to a course on dealing with the press before sending them into New Orleans after two days after Katrina - PR is a very high proirity instead of being a side issue.

    3. Re:They still don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      On the positive side, Kanye West might be heartened to learn that it isn't just black people -- George Bush doesn't care about *anybody*.
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      Fantastic. This was the first thing I thought of!

  18. Re:FEMA candidate Slogans by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Troll? I thought they were pretty funny. Ignore them if you must but troll? Some mod has something stuck up their butt methinks.

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  19. Halle-frickin-lujah, Brother by cmholm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The parent made exactly the points I was to make. I'll add that the FEMA leadership lost what ever points they earned for not screwing the pooch this time around due to their complete lack of transparency. It's been bad enough with the unattributed propaganda videos the Administration has passed around to the media over the last six years, but faking a news conference for a heavily covered story? Gee-zus. They'd have looked more honest hiring Kevin Nealon.

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  20. Hardly unexpected by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
    If they can suspend the constitution and impose martial law, what's a little thing like freedom of the press? Oh sure, they say they can't do all that, and they look incompetent, but the truth is out there.

    "Are you familiar with FEMA? What the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. To create a non-elected government. Think about that."

    The scientist goes on to describe FEMA's "broad, sweeping power."

    1. Re:Hardly unexpected by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article? Your quotation is a scene from a movie. If one reads on, one finds:

      The movie had prompted the agency to circulate an internal memo instructing employees to tell the press that FEMA, in fact, did not have the power to suspend the Constitution and was not was not out to take over the country.

    2. Re:Hardly unexpected by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      "Continuity of government" is a scary concept.

      I've read a bit about it before, but for the uninformed, the Wikipedia article has links to a lot of information on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuity_of_government#Continuity_of_government_in_the_United_States

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    3. Re:Hardly unexpected by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Can you explain what's so scary about that?

      The term "continuity of the government" refers to procedures set in place to make sure the government can continue to function in case of disaster. Or, as the Wikipedia article you pointed out says: "principle of establishing defined procedures that allow a government to continue its essential operations in case of a nuclear war or other catastrophic event."

      The scary thing would be if there were no such concept, right?

    4. Re:Hardly unexpected by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      Scary to imagine things escalating to a situation where it warranted implementation

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  21. Re:First Post by kongit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anyway on topic

    Whoever thought up the idea for this and whoever allowed it to happen should be hit with a large wet trout until they are so afraid of fish that they can no longer bear the sight of water because it might just might contain fish. I just hope the White House doesn't decide this is a good example to follow. If so I am going to go find an island somewhere and start living there because I am not afraid of fish and I am afraid having an elected government without anyway for us the people who elect to be able to know what those we elected are actually doing.

  22. Re:HEY! Back Off! by Sqwuib · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He's got a point people...

  23. It wasn't fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...because I was there reporting (IAAJ).

    Every reporter there had the "required" credentials and these were checked at the door. When I heard about this story I was writing one of my own, and
    I no sooner decided to write a piece about how totally fake this story is. It will be publishing tomorrow, and I do expect all here to check it out.

    1. Re:It wasn't fake... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Ah, nice one, you got me for a minute there. :-)
      (FX:Sits back and waits for hoards that don't)

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  24. FEMA's next step? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, lets stage a minor disaster that we can handle and are prepared for so we can look like heroes fixing it.

    1. Re:FEMA's next step? by jd · · Score: 1

      They tried that, but the memo was mis-typed and they ended up with several miner disasters instead.

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    2. Re:FEMA's next step? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      A friend of mine recently had a grease fire in his house, he should've called.

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    3. Re:FEMA's next step? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shit, the winds are picking up. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...

    4. Re:FEMA's next step? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think the wildfires got started in the first place?

  25. Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 4, Informative
    I should preface this by pointing out that this wasn't FEMA's fault, as far as I know:

    The military offered helicopters for dropping water on the fires, but they weren't allowed to because California State Department of Forestry rules required that a CDF fire spotter ride in each aircraft. Not only did it take more than 24 hours to get the fire spotters to the choppers, but there weren't enough spotters to man all the available aircraft.

    Some official allowed an exception to the rule to allow just one spotter for each squadron of three, but by the time this was all sorted out, the high winds proved to be too dangerous, and so the aircraft were grounded.

    Had they been able to take off when first called upon, the winds wouldn't have been so severe and they might have been able to contain the fire.

    What's worse is that the military has several C-130 transport planes on call for dropping very large amounts of water from the air. I saw one of these at the Big Bear Lake fire in 1985, and it was a truly awesome sight to behold.

    However, it was determined that their tanks were unsafe, so several years ago they were taken out of service until a new tank could be designed. The first try at a new tank didn't fit in the planes - yes, you read that right - so they went back to the drawing board.

    It's been four years since then and they still don't have a new tank design.

    Let me find you a link.

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    1. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by owenbrand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your post gets to the heart of the issue which is CDF being poorly managed and thus not adequately prepared. Being a state operation you have a better chance of voting change into that organization. FEMA shows up with bluster and fake news and contributes what? How much better would the taxes that fund FEMA be used by CDF even with mismanagement like the 4 year C-130 retrofit that failed? Local is always better than federal so take back the money and power granted to FEMA.

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    2. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I suspect that was a bullshit excuse. In this sort of situation you have people like fire spotters turn up at the door as volunteers as soon as they find out what is going on. Rules that are really guidelines get sorted out by decent leadership. Look at the response to disasters just about everywhere and wonder why Third World countries with a lot less resources get far better results and do not turn away much needed help.

    3. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by orcrist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FEMA shows up with bluster and fake news and contributes what? How much better would the taxes that fund FEMA be used by CDF even with mismanagement like the 4 year C-130 retrofit that failed? Local is always better than federal so take back the money and power granted to FEMA.
      And your post shows how effective the Republican strategy of discrediting Federal government is. FEMA was just as bad under Bush Sr, after which Clinton made it into an effective organization (by appointing competent people), only for Bush Jr. to ruin it completely again.
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    4. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh, they are unsafe. I assume you have seen this?

    5. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by grumling · · Score: 1

      Except that now they fall under the Department of Homeland Security. You cannot "turn up at the door" anymore. You have to be registered, trained, and certified to be a volunteer. I am not making this up. I know a lot of ham radio operators who used to assist with ARES (amateur radio emergency service) who no longer participate because of all the new rules and regulations. This means (among other things) taking classes. Now, you may think that it is just part of being a volunteer, and you may be right, but many of the people who no longer participate in ARES quit because it wasn't worth the hassle, didn't have the time (went from a few hours a month to several weeks of training and required participation in mock disasters), or didn't want to have to register (again) with (another) federal agency. The FCC sets somewhat clear restrictions on what we can and cannot do on the air. For the most part, the rules are sufficient and have worked very well for the past 100 years, even in times of a disaster or emergency. But that's not good enough for the bureaucracy.

      The DHS is moving into uncharted territory, taking a decentralized system that had a few rough edges and turned it into a poorly run centralized monolith that is impossible to move quickly enough and doesn't know that people will basically do the right thing if given the chance. There are almost no disasters that need to be handled on a nationwide basis. There are a few regional disasters, such as hurricanes, that due to the interstate nature, fall under the federal government's jurisdiction. Disasters are best handled on a local level, by local people. If New York City EMCOMM can't get dispatch working right, why should taxpayers in Denver pay for them to attempt to fix it? And where is the feedback/accountability for all this new spending?

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    6. Re:Firefighting aircraft grounded by bureaucracy by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I thought they would have learned from the outcry after soldiers stopped people coming in to help out in New Orleans. It shows there really is some idiots that don't care if they get third world results so long as they get their little empires in the Uber Department.

  26. Re:Fake news by Tuoqui · · Score: 3

    Someone needs to tag this 'wagthedog'.

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  27. the view from outside the US... by Marsmensch · · Score: 1

    Bending the laws on torture Bending the laws on surveillance No-bid contracts Lying about weapons of mass destruction Humiliating yourself in Irak Bullying you allies over Irak Kidnapping foreign citizens Extraordinary rendition Guantanamo America, how we have loved you, and how you have fallen

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    1. Re:the view from outside the US... by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's just the Barbarians in charge (the so called CEO leadership style as influenced by Enron) - the rule of law hasn't entirely vanished and will return after a few technical difficulties.

    2. Re:the view from outside the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us haven't loved America since they had a tantrum and threw all our tea into the docks.

    3. Re:the view from outside the US... by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

      I am an American and would like to respond to you with a view from within the United States. It may suprise you that I agree with the things that you have said and according to polls, most Americans probably agree with you too at least to some degree.

      I am not going to claim that I know everything that happens in our government or that it is somehow better than other govenments. Like every other country, our leaders are human beings and like every human, they have the ability to make mistakes. I personally believe it takes someone with a hell of an ego to run for major public office and so in a sense, we elect people with personality flaws every time we vote.

      The first time Bush jr was elected there was an uproar that the election was stolen by the manipulation of electorial votes in the state of Florida where his brother Jeb was govenor. At the time many people said that a bloodless coup was performed. The popular vote did not elect "W" but thanks to Florida's electorial votes, he became president. When this happened, when everything shook-out, right or wrong we had a new president.

      On September 11th, 2001 our world changed (the same world you live in by the way) and our nation found itself attacked by terrorists. There was little disagreement that we had to do something although many of us wondered how we could fight terrorists who clamed no home country. Our enemies were ghosts that could appear and disappear at will.

      We turned to our president for leadership and guidance. Many people, myself included, were worried that we had a leader who was poorly equipped to handle such a crisis. The words that he said that night were inspiring yet showed us that he had an awareness that this was going to be a difficult job. Even though he said the right things, I remember feeling very uneasy about how he would handle this crisis.

      We went to Afgahnistan to fight the Taliban and Al Queda. To this day, I still think we had to go there. I was worried that like the Soviet Union, we were getting ourselves into something that would end up being a mess. Still, it was a safe harbor for terrorists which was something that we could not tolerate.

      Then GWB and his cronies started making a case for Iraq. From the start it sounded bogus to me. Saadam was probably not the kind of person who should be leading a country but there was little evidence that he was harboring terrorists and it was generally acknowleged that he or his country had nothing to do with 9/11. The WMD story felt like a cooked up excuse from the very start yet it was rammed down our throats. Like it or not, our leaders brought us into Iraq.

      While we did do some good in Iraq, we felled a ruthless tyrant we also did a great deal of harm there. We created a divided country that did become a breeding ground for terrorists. We painted a picture to the rest of the world that we will do anything we damed well please. We've killed I don't know how many innocent civilians. We abused prisoners. There is evidence that we have condoned torture. We have an occupying army in a country that hadn't really harmed us.

      Back in the United States one of our major cities was destroyed. Our leaders made many mistakes handling the crisis. Tens of thousand of people needed our help, many still need help, yet our governments (federal, state, and local) could not get it together to help the neediest. Mostly, I think it was big egos that got in the way. Billions were spent yet thousands of people, mostly the neediest, got little if anything.

      We have many problems that need fixing in the United States. Believe it or not, we do have poverty here and not just a little bit of it. Many people are barely able to get by. We have a health care system that is hard to afford, we have many people who can not afford health insurance. Our infrastructure, which we were once so proud of is falling apart, we have major bridges that just fall away into rivers! When you think of the money spent in Iraq, you just have to wonder where o

    4. Re:the view from outside the US... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      I understand that most Americans are not as bad as their president or government... but still I can't help wonder why more than half of the Americans voted FOR Bush after the Iraq invasion (after which it became OBVIOUS that WMD was a blatant lie).

      Since you cared to expend so many words on an "American's insider view", you might want to shed some light on this issue.

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    5. Re:the view from outside the US... by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know. I have never voted for the man. I suspect that many felt that it was simply a bad choice to change horses in mid-stream. At least we will not have him again.

    6. Re:the view from outside the US... by dennis1105 · · Score: 1

      I don't see what the big deal is. There was wrong doing in the Govt. and it was exposed. Good for the news media!! Secondly, I don't see why we need a "view from outside the US". Do you people think anyone in the US cares about what you think? You all need to go back to your "EU Trailer Park" and worry about your own country, if you still call them "Countries" . If this had happened in most other countries around the world, we wouldn't have heard a word about it and we would have cared even less. Do you know why you take every opportunity you can to slam the US??? Because nothing of significance ever happens in Europe or Canada!!! Your jealous criticism of our Country doesn't hurt us, it exposes your inferiority complex driven opinions.

  28. In Soviet Russia... by Airw0lf · · Score: 1

    ...Pravda http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda#The_Soviet_period would have been proud of something like this.

  29. Re:FEMA candidate Slogans by bombastinator · · Score: 1

    I agree. It got my mod. It almost got an interesting actually. The collection of bromides by itself points out the long running record of the department's blunders.

  30. so poor, so black by lawnsprinkler · · Score: 0

    disgustingly poor, predominately black Wolf, is that you?
  31. Re:FEMA candidate Slogans by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    You do realize that giving it your mod and then posting in the comments deletes your mod point.

  32. So... by Marsmensch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You think this isn't standard in an administration which lied to start an illegal war and bullied its allies about it?

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  33. My wife by xx01dk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is traveling abroad, and I told her that FEMA had staged a press conference, with all the gory details, over a Skype chat. She thought I was joking... but it didn't take as much to convince her as I thought it would, and that... that is what happens when cynicism=real life. What. The. Fuck.

    She's in Shanghai right now giving company training, getting disrespect from her students because she's 5'4", blond, and female (most of all); and there's nothing she can do about it because the double standard nowadays is that we as Americans MUST respect everyone else's culture but they are allowed to do fuck all to us in their homeland and in ours and we must respect that lest they perceive insult... When our own government makes a mockery of itself in full view of it's constituents then how are we any different from any hard-line, third-world, dictator state?

    Wow that went south in a hurry. Sorry for that. Fema sucks.

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    1. Re:My wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When our own government makes a mockery of itself in full view of it's constituents then how are we any different from any hard-line, third-world, dictator state?

      Well, you have nukes...

    2. Re:My wife by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      I don't think the fact that we have nukes makes it any better, and nor should it... unless we were willing to use them on ourselves. ...

      Shush...

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    3. Re:My wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of (rual) China is third world, and the system of government is more or less a dictatorship. And they have nukes...
      So there.

  34. fire them, they broke the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    looks to me like the last time this happened (with the fake VNRs) the GAO put every agency on notice that faking a news report and not disclosing it was blantantly illegal

    here's the relevant letter from the GAO: http://oversight.house.gov/documents/20050222093810-51492.pdf

    any FEMA administrator that knew that fake reporters were asking the questions needs to immediately resign or be indicted if they try to avoid responsibility for this propaganda

    1. Re:fire them, they broke the law by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, "breaking the law" seems to be more subjective than objective these days, especially when it comes to the government. Just sayin.

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    2. Re:fire them, they broke the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's going to indict them? The San Diego D.A.? Certainly not the Justice Department; they are the President's minions.

  35. Yeah... by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The country with the largest nuclear arsenal on a planet needs a revolution. That's thinking it through. We don't like to advertise it these days, though, so I could see the mistake on the knee jerk reaction. But if you think my tubby, apathetic countrymen would take a stand on anything you're sadly mistaken. They're far more likely to get bent out of shape about their favorite television show getting canceled than their elected representatives lying to them. Hell, 30% of those clueless fuckers still approve of this administration and its policies.

    No, for the foreseeable future these lard suckers will continue to do what they are told and our politicians will continue to be a bunch of corrupt and hypocritical bastards whose only goal is to grab all the money they can for themselves. I'm hoping to be comfortably dead by the time this state of affairs changes, since it will probably end in a global environmental disaster, riots after all the oil runs out or economic collapse along the lines of what happened with Russia in the 90's.

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    1. Re:Yeah... by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      The country with the largest nuclear arsenal on a planet needs a revolution. That's thinking it through. What's scary is that in a sense we already have that situation. Bush and his party basically argue that as the Commander in Chief, the armed forces are basically his playthings to do with as he pleases, without limitation; i.e., essentially his personal military. What is that value of that kind of military power? Tens of trillions of dollars, at least. What does it cost to run a successful presidential campaign? Hundreds of millions, maybe. So what's your return on investment if you want to wreak havoc on the world or use massive military power to advance your own private interests? About five orders of magnitude, I'd say...
    2. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Die and leave all the problems to the next batch of suckers, eh? So what do you think happens when you die? Do you believe that you will just stay dead, never to face this crap again? Beliefs are all well and good, but do you *KNOW* what will happen? No? Do you know that there is plenty of very well documented, scientifically collected evidence for BOTH life after death and rebirth? There is certainly enough evidence to support the possibility that we will all come right back for another F'ed up life. Sure we can all claim its hogwash and push it under a rug because it is not well understood. But come time to die, ignoring truth doesn't change it. Now, how does your escape plan sound in the face of the possibility that it is not an escape at all?

    3. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Do you know that there is plenty of very well documented, scientifically collected evidence for BOTH life after death and rebirth? No, I don't know that. And the reason I don't is that it isn't true.
  36. We shouldn't criticize them by begbiezen · · Score: 0

    for the same reasons we shouldn't criticize Bill OReilly. (here me out) They faked a news briefing and (most likely) though they could get away with it. Obviously, this means they're dumb as shit. Really. There's no other way to look at it. The people in charge obviously should not be the people in charge. But can we really grill someone for lacking intelligence? Who here doesn't have relatives with similar attributes? You can't blame someone for being dumb. (including Bill OReilly)
    What we need to focus on is who puts these people in charge. (or gives them TV shows) The people who (or the mechanisms that) make these decisions are at fault. If they are humans (and don't also suffer from the same defects), their motives need to be seriously questioned, for they have caused (and have the potential to cause) much human suffering.

  37. Re:FEMA candidate Slogans by bombastinator · · Score: 1

    No I didn't. I think this is the second time I've ever opened up the mod page. Dude deserved some support though.

  38. Read the US Contitution by mangu · · Score: 1

    How about this right? Don't you think the FEMA tactics are "abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press"?

  39. Re:First Post by s4m7 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just hope the White House doesn't decide this is a good example to follow. Yeah that would be scary.
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  40. It's not rocket science by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    What do you get when you mix politics, copious amounts of public money, and stifling bureaucracy? Incompetence on a grand scale, of course! The only people who can succeed in government agencies are spineless people pleasing buck-passers who avoid making decisions at all costs and are quick to shift the blame whenever they do get into trouble.

    Probably the only reason they staged this briefing was so whoever was running it wouldn't have to worry about saying something wrong and making an ass of himself/getting fired. Maybe the real problem is that we, the american public, are so intolerant of even the most basic, insignificant mistakes, that the only people who even get to public office are the ones who don't make decisions, never speak frankly and honestly, and are generally inhuman.

  41. Maybe we should just rethink the role of Federal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    government in disaster relief.

    http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul275.html

  42. But we need the wool..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's kinda sad, but unless your next government truly cleans up, you need a revolution, I'm scared and sad to say that less won't do.

    I can tell you why that will not happen in two words:

    "Baaaaaa......baaaaaaa......"

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    1. Re:But we need the wool..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have marked this Insightful.

  43. Japan. Brrr. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I cannot remember who I'm quoting here, but I seem to think it was Clive Barker or Neil Gaimen, or Neil Gaimen quoting Clive Barker. . , "I remember clearly the moment that I realized I would never understand the Japanese. I happened to come across one of their pornography magazines and I flipped it open. It was filled with pictures of beautiful naked girls in various poses. Intrigued, I turned to the centerfold. The picture there was of a large pile of dead dogs. That was the moment when I realized I would never understand the Japanese." (It was probably Gaiman, now that I write it.)

    --My moment of epiphany was when I saw a documentary interest piece which covered a Japanese punk rock convention. Some convention organizer had painted a white line on the ground, and there was this long row of about two hundred guys and girls all dressed up in fab punk-gear with spikes and pink mohawks and such, all of them standing shoulder to shoulder with their toes neatly and orderly at the line --all of them fiercely bobbing their heads to The Clash or whoever.

    It made my heart break so see such deeply programmed respect for the invisible whip of social control. People are heavily, heavily programmed over here as well, but the level of emotional repression and fear of authority is nowhere nearly as nuts.


    -FL

  44. Cronyism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bush government is stocked with cronies from one end to the other. Incompetence in management positions across the board is valued highly because it helps prove that government is not the answer. Except in foreign affairs, where the military is always the answer.

  45. FEMA's lesson from Katrina by brit74 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, I guess this means that FEMA's lesson from Katrina was that they needed better press coverage?

    Anyway, besides Jeff Gannon, we've seen this before. Here's another case:
    March 29, 2005
    Despite a rising chorus of condemnation from journalists and media critics, the George W. Bush administration shows no signs of abandoning its distribution of taxpayer-funded "news" to U.S. newspapers, radio and television stations.

    Free press advocates are up in arms about what they say is the covert dissemination of propaganda by government agencies.

    In one case, the administration -- seeking to build support among black families for its education reform plans -- paid a prominent African American pundit, Armstrong Williams, 240,000 dollars to promote the "No Child Left Behind" law on his nationally syndicated television show and through his newspaper column, and to urge other black journalists to do the same.

    Two other nationally known journalists, Maggie Gallagher and Michael McManus, have also admitted accepting thousands of dollars to endorse government programs.

    Since 2001, the Army and Air Force Hometown News Service has fielded 40 reporters, producers and public affairs specialists to create "good military news" to be beamed to home audiences via local news stations. The service's "good news" segments have reportedly reached 41 million Americans via local newscasts -- in most cases, without the station acknowledging their source.

    More than 20 different federal agencies used taxpayer funds to produce television news segments promoting Bush administration policies. These "video news releases," or VNRs, were broadcast on hundreds of local news programs. without disclosing their source....

    http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/0329-12.htm

    1. Re:FEMA's lesson from Katrina by brit74 · · Score: 1

      Here's a video of Bush defending VNRs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR1kDMwt5Os

    2. Re:FEMA's lesson from Katrina by khallow · · Score: 1

      A good part of the problem is the new agencies. If they're so lazy that they'll uncritically air a propaganda piece (and they often do so even for no name companies much less the US government), then it's easy to place stuff like this.

  46. And you folks once again miss the big picture! by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It wasn't that FEMA lied, or FEMA screwed up (or that there are several dozen Presidential Executive Orders in place allowing them to supersede the Constitution, hijack transportation, communications, food and fuel supplies accross the whole country, including private and commercial farm land, etc (thanks to Komrade Klinton's handiwork)). All it takes is a "real big disaster". And given how inept "ordinary Americans" are at just about every damn thing that is involved in surviving a catastrophe (or just plain every day life) I am surprised it hasn't happened yet.

    No, sireee, you had to get pissed because they got busted lying. This was an attempt to see how hijacking the press would work, is my guess. I don't recall if "commandeering" the press is yet among the executive orders, but the rest is in place.

    Somehow, "I told you so" just does not seem to tell it.

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  47. Re:HEY! Back Off! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    Were they ever reporters? (I do know they were Arabic-type people once. Malice in the Palace?)

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  48. Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Revolutions only happen when the people are cold and starving.

    That's it. They'll put up with enormous shit otherwise. So if you keep up the flow of cheeseburgers and TV, the dictators will rule forever. --Or until such a time as the rest of the world decides to invade or the whole system is so totally sucked dry that it collapses with a dry wheeze like Russia did at the end of the cold war. Yep, it's a grim situation. But it gets worse. . .

    I'm not convinced that this is all about just simple control. Has anybody noticed there seem to be a lot more rocks falling out of the sky recently? I sure have. There's bigger stuff at stake here. All those miles of barbed wire enclosures don't get built for nothing. The next ten months are going to be interesting, to say the least. I hope for one of two things; that people wake the hell up and throw Bush and Cheney and crew in prison forever and reinstate a real government, or that we have a really, really good TV season in 2008 and that McDonnald's has a two for one special, because it's not just FEMA, --this Blackwater thing operating on American soil is totally freaky.

    Excellent Youtube video [youtube.com] dealing with this stuff. . .


    -FL

    1. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Excellent Youtube video [youtube.com] dealing with this stuff. . .

      That's really funny, man ... "This Video Is No Longer Available." I guess they caught on already. Have you noticed any unfamiliar vehicles following you lately? Any strangers in the area that seem to be taking an interest in you?

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    2. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Office Space terms, the government just has to work just hard enough not to get fired.

    3. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "This Video Is No Longer Available."

      Do not listen to ScrewMaster, who is a Fox News shill. The video is indeed still available. Do not be afraid to view it.

      How much they paying you, guy?

    4. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by xystren · · Score: 1

      Revolutions only happen when the people are cold and starving.

      With global warming the way it is, half the drive for revolution is gone... How are they going to get rid of the starting part remains to be seen.

      tongue in cheep people, tongue in cheek...

      Cheers,
      Xyst

    5. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Excellent Youtube video [youtube.com] dealing with this stuff. . .
      It's really hard to take seriously a video that begins by misspelling the speaker's name (Naomi Wolf) as "Noami". Are these the kind of people I'd feel comfortable associating myself with? People who, instead of presenting a reasoned written argument, can only say "ya, you should, like, watch this video"?
      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    6. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Endgame is up on Google Video as well as major public torrents.

      I'd say FEMA's real purpose can be gleaned in that video. Articles for impeachment, then attack on Iran followed by martial and cancelling of the 2008 elections. It's a reality that needs to be considered.

    7. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by enmane · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3kI8LNTqNo

      Great video - just wasted 1.5 hrs from that one and then all of the other links. It's sad to watch the behavior of people hearing the truth and ignoring it because it doesn't fit with the reality that they've created in their minds.
    8. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      @Fantastic Lad:

      Actually, revolutions tend *not* to happen when people are cold and starving. The French, American, and Iranian revolutions were all examples of 'revolutions of rising expectations'. ie: living standards were improving, but not as fast as people had been led to expect.

    9. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Endgame is up on Google Video as well as major public torrents.

      This film seemed kinda juvenile for the first third, but then got progressively more informative.

      I still think Alex Jones is leaving out huge tracts of vital information, namely the alien element, which makes me wonder if he's not part of the agenda on some level, though the data he's presenting is still certainly useful to recognize. Another thought is that perhaps Jones is deliberately avoiding certain areas because he knows most people automatically shut down when discussion ventures too far from 'normal', and he's aware that he's already pushing most people's boundaries as it is with this relatively simple stuff. Michael Moore is similar in this regard. I know one or two documentarians, and they struggle with this stuff; where do you create your boundaries? You can't deal with everything even though you want to. In any case, the things people fear most to talk about openly are those which are most important in the big picture.

      For those who can't deal with the whole alien thing, I generally offer up Richard Dolan's work, which provides the first step by simply establishing the existence of UFO's through excruciating evidence provided in over 400 multiple-witness accounts of UFO's as reported by military officers, police and pilots, (no civilians), --all people who are required to make official records of their encounters. After that, there are more curious elements at work which can be examined, but most people will simply never be able to break through their programming to deal even with the most basic layers of this information. People are too frightened of getting laughed at. Sad, really, that people will avoid looking for such silly reasons, but it happens all the time.

      Funny old world, we live in.


      -FL

    10. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      How did I get a flamebait out of that and you got an "informative"?

      Somebody with mod points is doing some damn good drugs.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    11. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      "required to keep records" means about squat. So you are going to tell me that people required to keep records makes it legit? What about the people required to keep records of the cooling systems of the nuclear subs that all just got fired recently for pencil whipping all the reports. Oopsies there. Second...lets do some basic rational thought about the Area 51 business. It is obvious that the military does some pretty secret stuff there...so...uhm...something crashed...big story...cold war...lots of spies...everyone trying to get ahead. Now...a overblown crazy ass alien crash landing story that spreads for wildfire and maintains its "legitimacy" for decades would make the job foreign intelligence agencies MUCH more difficult. But hey, lets not look at the boring and more logical explanations of "ooooh conspiracy!"

      That having been said...lets examine aliens. They have mastered one of the following. Interplanetary, Interstellar, Intergalactic, or possibly Interdimensional travel. Now...lets look at us. We have a really solid grasp on stealth technology, and medical imaging, yet can't even reliably get ourselves to our own moon. Now at the very least, even with commercial tools available today, if it was Interplanetary travel we would have a lot more evidence, so it would be safest to assume that it is at the VERY least Interstellar. So...a group that has managed Interstellar travel and avoidance of all the thousands of eyes we have in the sky from hobbyist astronomers are sneaking past, ACCIDENTALLY getting caught flying low over populated areas, and in some accounts performing abductions and odd medical things that are rather primitive even by our standards? Explain to me exactly where ANY of that makes an ounce of sense? For all our advanced imaging we have today even in the hands of joe sixpack, all we ever see are stupid grainy pictures and shadowy nonsense. Now...this doesn't even begin to address the huge multitude of these things that have been proven over and over and over to be silly hoaxes.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    12. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by aralin · · Score: 1
      Revolutions only happen when the people are cold and starving.

      This is a popular myth that is only remotely touching reality. Revolutions only happen when enough people are afraid. They could be scared to starve or freeze to death, but they can be afraid to disappear without a trace or that their child will not be safe or have no future or of number of other reasons. If there is enough people afraid of something more than of going to jail, a revolution movements start to appear. When there is enough people afraid of something more than of being shot, then violent revolutions spring up. If the fear in general population reached the first level, but is nowhere close to the second, a revolution can be successfully suppressed by force.

      As I see it there are only few basic motivators of human behavior: Fear, Self preservation instinct, Mother instinct, Mating instinct. When it comes to revolutions, the later three are most often not a driving factor.

      --
      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    13. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      "required to keep records" means about squat. So you are going to tell me that people required to keep records makes it legit? What about the people required to keep records of the cooling systems of the nuclear subs that all just got fired recently for pencil whipping all the reports.

      Of course all systems are open to human fault, but given the systems we have available, the requirement for say, an air traffic controller to record a weird event, in combination with a pilots' experience of the same event, in combination with a police officer on the ground writing down his experience of the same event leaves a documented pattern which can be referenced later with much greater clarity than that of a couple of regular people walking home at night who saw something but who wrote nothing down at all. So no, I must completely disagree with you. Records in these instances do not mean "squat" just because some submarine maintenance people pretended to record numbers on a cooling system they were too lazy to go and actually look at. Jeez. That'd be like a cop pretending to see a UFO and then writing it down in his official daily report. How much sense does that make?

      Second...lets do some basic rational thought about the Area 51 business.

      Nobody's arguing about the existence of experimental jets. But if you want to ask basic rational questions, then you need to first know the data, which you clearly do not, (and which is why I recommend people read up on this stuff before spouting off.) --That is, sightings began in earnest in 1941 by the hundreds with the introduction of radar and heavy military air traffic. --It is assumed, and indeed there is evidence of activity prior to this, but 1941 is were the military and secret services began to take interest. This happened over all developed nations. So assuming, as you appear to be saying, that the sightings are the result of test flights of experimental jets, then it would be required that we were developing technology far, far beyond that which we had available to us in the 1940's. --The behavior of the sightings, I should add, remains consistent between then and now; the UFO's haven't gotten faster or more maneuverable as the decades have passed.

      Secondly. . . Why on earth would test flights from a place like Area 51, for instance, be ordered to buzz commercial and military flights, sometimes even leading to their destruction? You have to stretch fairly far in order for that to make sense.

      That having been said...lets examine aliens.

      Ah. More of your 'rational thought', eh? Well, let's see what you offer up. . .

      So...a group that has managed Interstellar travel and avoidance of all the thousands of eyes we have in the sky from hobbyist astronomers are sneaking past, ACCIDENTALLY getting caught flying low over populated areas, and in some accounts performing abductions and odd medical things that are rather primitive even by our standards? Explain to me exactly where ANY of that makes an ounce of sense?

      It's really not that complicated.

      First of all, you said it yourself; "possibly Inter-dimensional travel". This is actually the purported mode claimed by the aliens themselves, and it would certainly explain why many UFO's are capable of blinking into and out of existence and performing various maneuvers which appear impossible by our standards of navigation; when time is a vector, then our experience of an object poking through from another layer of reality would be peculiar indeed. --Though, there is also certainly evidence of objects appearing and remaining as objects in our layer of reality, both on earth and out in the solar system. How many moons does Jupiter have now? --I am not saying that every new moon is a hidden space platform, but it does offer a valid counterpoint to your question. I should also mention that there are a number of objects in very close orbit around the Sun which have been noticed, as well as objects which orbit the Sun in the Earth's wake. --Ju

    14. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      You really are a special kind of crazy. So...I will go ahead and clarify something. UFO - Unidentified Flying Object - EXTREMELY COMMON! Space ships - What the hell ever crazy guy. Yes, there are tons of UFOs sighted, documented, and whatnot. Most are nothing significant. As for your photo nonsense...Photoshop to the rescue! Police, pilots, military officers, and ATC guys may not "play silly hoaxes" but they certainly have a LONG and respected tradition of making monumental mistakes.

      Oh...and method of travel claimed by the aliens themselves?! How the fuck do the aliens claim anything when their existence is FAR from proven and you go on to argue that abductions are likely lies. As far as test flights being ordered to buzz things...you have CLEARLY never EVER met a fighter pilot...let alone a fighter pilot selected for the uber secret top of the field test pilot designation. You will be hard pressed to find a fighter pilot that HASN'T done something monumentally stupid they were told not to do, but did it anyways because having $20million+ worth of high tech weapon at your exclusive control does things to your ego.

      Unexplained does not mean lies. Unexplained so not mean aliens. It could be that normal old boring classified stuff, you know...the stuff where there are no crazy spaceship driving aliens darting about. It could be no one is sure and they don't want to lose face. ATC is a VERY serious job, and if something happens that should have been caught it is a very very ugly situation and I have no doubt they would cover it up. O'hare airport did a bangup job of covering up the fact that their ATC folks were working 16hr days getting 4hrs of sleep when they managed to direct the takeoff of a jumbo jet through the tail of another jumbo jet taxiing on the runway. Its days like this that I realize my paranoia really isn't all that bad...folks like you are a whole different class of crazy.

      It stuns me that you would attack my "armchair logic" yet justify this nonsense with the notion of interdimensional travel over the more likely boring mundane explanation of people are not omnipotent, lie to save face, or the multitude of infinitely more likely explanations of any of these events. Nope...interdimensional travel exists and your logic is dumb is your answer... Wow...just wow...

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    15. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      You really are a special kind of crazy. So...I will go ahead and clarify something. UFO - Unidentified Flying Object - EXTREMELY COMMON! Space ships - What the hell ever crazy guy. Yes, there are tons of UFOs sighted, documented, and whatnot. Most are nothing significant. As for your photo nonsense...Photoshop to the rescue! Police, pilots, military officers, and ATC guys may not "play silly hoaxes" but they certainly have a LONG and respected tradition of making monumental mistakes.

      When you use the term 'crazy', what you really appear to be saying is that I answered your questions within the bounds of logic. This illustrated how your pre-determined belief is based on faulty thinking which in turn sent you into spasms of outrage and sloppy thinking. (Your opening paragraph is a real winner. Sounds like you're shooting spittle while typing.)

      Let's go through point by point. . .

      Yes, there are tons of UFOs sighted, documented, and whatnot. Most are nothing significant.

      What exactly you are basing your contention that "most are nothing significant" on? What are you referencing? I'm guessing nothing but thin air.

      As for your photo nonsense...Photoshop to the rescue!

      Huh? You need to go back and read my original response to you regarding photographs, (that is, I said that it was very hard to take a decent photograph of a UFO, which is why there are so few in evidence) and then come back and explain to me how you are making any sense whatsoever by blurting, "Photoshop to the rescue!". Do you think that you have succeeded in answering my point? --You are calling me crazy based on my ideas, but you don't appear to be able to string together fundamental thought components.

      Police, pilots, military officers, and ATC guys may not "play silly hoaxes" but they certainly have a LONG and respected tradition of making monumental mistakes.

      This is true. But if those instances were the norm, we'd have more planes crashing than landing, which we don't. What we do have are over 400 officially documented multiple-witness accounts (recorded from between 1941-1973). When faced with that, one is forced to question just how much monumental human error can be relied upon to explain the events in question. --And we're talking about machine-recorded events, too. Radar systems log this stuff. Honestly, without having read these events, you simply cannot judge, and when you try to cast it all away as human error, you sound ridiculous to anybody who has bothered to look at the evidence within context.

      Oh...and method of travel claimed by the aliens themselves?! How the fuck do the aliens claim anything when their existence is FAR from proven and you go on to argue that abductions are likely lies.

      Again, there is far more information available than you are clearly aware of. Instead of cursing and assuming, try asking. --I did not say that abduction stories are likely lies. That is yet more illogical assumption on your part. --A subject cannot lie under hypnosis, but the subconscious can certainly become tangled, and there are very likely parties whom such confusion serves. In any case, the communications I am referring to do not come via abduction victims per se, but rather via channeled material, --another subject which I suspect you know virtually nothing about but which you will nonetheless spit and spasm over rather than take the time to investigate, so it's hardly worth mentioning. All I can say is that many people who have a far firmer grasp upon reason, (as well as grammar and social grace) than you do have accepted that such material is well worth considering. Perhaps you should take the cue.

      As far as test flights being ordered to buzz things...you have CLEARLY never EVER met a fighter pilot...let alone a fighter pilot selected for the uber secret top of the field test pilot designation. You will be hard pressed to find a fighter pilot that HASN'T done something monumentally stupid they were told not to

    16. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      I like you. You are funny. You assume I am angry over your assertions and like every other OMG spaceships nuts I have ever dealt with you assume because I don't agree with any of your silly assertions that I must be in denial and angry. I have actually looked at quite a bit of it, and it just doesn't pass the BS test. Sure you can string all that shit together in some strange assertions to prove space ships, but the probability in it being mundane is much higher. You assert that we couldn't have possibly had experimental things that could have been observed, and then insist that it must be space ships. I have also seen plenty of other evidence that gives far more rational explanations. I don't know where you get the 'can't lie under hypnosis' crap, but boy would that be a doozy... You are so hung up on OMG aliens that you can't look past your own silly assertions to accept anything mundane, it must be super mega world wide conspiracy. Because just a handful of people "in the know" could keep a secret that big from the entire worlds population right? Now, go read what little glimpses of the secret world of aviation that have come out over the years. Radar has hardly been an exact and perfect thing really ever. Again, you assume you are some kind of expert on all of these subjects and I am just some fool clinging to my mundane explanations when it MUST be more.

      Your type is so amusing to me. I have worked for one of your type before. I got to hear long rants about Area 51, and the aliens, and other such silly bullshit like we are stealing their technology! Because fiber optics, for example, is just so impossible for us to figure out we must have stolen it. I swear... Go look up Skunkworks and things like that. The cutting edge military aviation technology we have in the air today is ancient stuff. UAVs didn't just spring up from nowhere, nor did stealth technology...the shit was being developed back in the 60s. Do you really believe we just had a sudden epiphany with this kind of technology and managed to produce it overnight? The work on the first nuclear bomb started 30 years before the first one was even tested. Maybe I should build you a laser to kill aliens in the desert...I have been asked to do this by other UFO nuts in the past...you could probably use one too. Tin foil hat on! And for the record no, I'm not frothing, though I'm sure your imagery demands that I am. I am actually quite amused, and I know nothing I say will be taken seriously for a second because you are so attached to your UFO theories and the idea that anyone that disagrees with you is angry by your "logical" assertions of "fact". I personally think you are interpreting the evidence in a very bizarre fashion. Once upon a time we thought lightning was supernatural, that flight was impossible, that you could drill holes in peoples heads to let out the crazy. Spin your wheels all you want, you aren't doing any harm to me or anyone else. I just think you are amusing.

      Now, I don't dismiss the idea that alien spacecraft may exist. In fact I hope it is true, the universe would be a terribly lonely place if we are the only ones in the vast nothingness. However, the idea that they are visiting and getting caught and there is some massive global conspiracy/cover up is goofy at best. The evidence can certainly bet twisted to try and support the OMG aliens approach, but it has been FAR from proven, and the mundane boring explanation is ultimately far more likely. Go study the cold war era stuff. Both sides did some AMAZING things, very very clever shit, the mundane explanation was still ultimately the true explanation, but it was a very interesting mundane explanation. X-2 X-15 U-2 SR-71 Sputnik (I wish I had more russian examples but I'm not entirely up on their side of things, other than they were FAR more gutsy and acted with far less regard for human risk in their experimental aviation).

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    17. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      You assume I am angry over your assertions and like every other OMG spaceships nuts I have ever dealt with you assume because I don't agree with any of your silly assertions that I must be in denial and angry.

      No, I assumed you were falling apart at the seams because you couldn't form a coherent sentence.

      Sure you can string all that shit together in some strange assertions to prove space ships, but the probability in it being mundane is much higher.

      You are hardly in a position to decide what is and is not probable, and you won't be until you do some more reading.

      The cutting edge military aviation technology we have in the air today is ancient stuff. UAVs didn't just spring up from nowhere, nor did stealth technology...the shit was being developed back in the 60s. Do you really believe we just had a sudden epiphany with this kind of technology and managed to produce it overnight?

      You're telling me information which I already know. --You even took the time to spell out the words from which the acronym "UFO" is constructed in your last post. Do you really believe you are the first to think these thoughts? I'm a UFO theorist, for goodness sake! Why on earth would you assume I've not considered these things? Just how foolish have the other UFO guys you've talked to been?

      Anyway, as per your point. . , you seem to think that UFO's can be explained by experimental jets. --While I agree that this is probably true in some cases, after one examines the evidence available, suggesting that experimental jets are to blame for the whole show is virtually unthinkable. Consider: sightings of highly maneuverable UFO's date back to the 1940's. This was several years before the first successful nuclear bomb test. Do you really think that experimental jets capable of speeds of thousands of miles per hour and turn-on-a-dime maneuvering was really within the scope of human technology in the 1940's?

      There were numerous sightings over much of Europe. Radar accounts also recorded these sightings, so they weren't just figments. Interestingly, it was later learned that each country's government was spooked by the sightings and thought enough of them to take the matter very seriously, thinking that their neighbors were secretly developing high-tech aircraft, not knowing that their neighboring countries in fact all thought the same thing in return about their next door neighbors. As it happens, nobody had ships of those sizes which could move at those kinds of speeds or maneuver in the ways described. It was a mystery, and it didn't go away.

      Perhaps you are basing your views on UFO books and similar which were published before the Freedom of Information Act. I don't know. This stuff seems abundant and compelling to me, and the kinds of people who have come forward to tell their stories from within the air force are very hard to deny. The history is all out there, and anybody who looks at it would be amazed. You obviously haven't looked.

      I think I've said everything which can be said to you at this point, so unless you have something of value to add other than dumb tin-foil hat jokes and more of your butchered English and school-yard logic, please don't bother responding.


      -FL

    18. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      But listening to you cry about how more educated you are and proper you are while going on about aliens on slashdot is too amusing! I'm glad you have done so much reading, now maybe you should study some of the technology involved. Back in the time you are talking about Radar was sketchy at best and was nowhere near the accuracy that it is today, and even today there are all manner of stupid problems with it. But hey, don't take my word for it, its not like I have ever been around the equipment...oh wait... Really I don't care. I am just amused that you seem to think you are so superior and get all in a huff about this. Which has pretty much been the same pattern for every UFO nut I have talked to. I'm interested to see your evidence of "turn on a dime" radar since that isn't exactly how it works, and eye witness turn on a dime is hardly evidence of shit. I have seen B2s "disappear" because at the right distance and height those giant flat triangles become terribly difficult to see even in daylight. Also, I didn't say jet, aviation doesn't mean jet, though jets are certainly more likely for the faster observed things, we have a whole slew of things that fly that aren't jet powered. But no, a UFO theorist is not the same as an alien believer, you are so latched on to the conspiracy alien bit that you are not a theorist. UFO theorist would be far more concerned with the terrestrial sources before leaping to "well no one is coming clean about ownership so it MUST be the aliens". By the way, the russians were so spooked by one of those things that they shot it down and captured an American pilot. After which point the US had a really hard time with their denial of the U2s existence.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    19. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      But listening to you cry about how more educated you are and proper you are while going on about aliens on slashdot is too amusing!

      Who said anything about being more educated? That's coming from you. I'm willing to bet you even have more formal education than I do, if you're working with some sort of engineering background as you seem to imply. I do, however, know how to think in straight lines which do not conflict with my own points of argument, and how to communicate these ideas clearly rather than spout garbled, insulting nonsense. --This stuff reflects one's level of intelligence, and one's intelligence plays heavily into one's level of awareness and ability to see reality. If you write like an idiot, and rationalize like an idiot, then it's hardly surprising that you will not be taken seriously. --And worse than that, you cannot form your own cohesive ideas, which means your brain is basically cheese. --And when that is the case, it is hard to even become aware of the fact since your brain is the very organ necessary to determine it's own state. But you can get a start; language and thinking are linked at the hip, so strive to think clearly and build your thoughts clearly, and your mind will begin to order itself from there, after which new areas of awareness and personal power will gradually become more available to you.

      I'm interested to see your evidence of "turn on a dime" radar since that isn't exactly how it works, and eye witness turn on a dime is hardly evidence of shit.

      Are you really interested? Then go read it. I've already posted the link. --And as I've pointed out, eye witnesses of the type I've described are definitely worth while. --The American Air Force and various government departments linked to this material certainly think so, (there are plenty of official documents which can attest to the fact that the matter is taken very seriously at those levels, and that organized dis-info agents have been tasked with the job of making sure people like you hold exactly the kind of knee-jerk views you have been posting here. This stuff is all on public record. I don't need to make anything up here; the world is far weirder than I could ever hope to generate!).

      But seriously, your pattern is not unique, and you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it. Everybody is lied to and manipulated as a matter of course. It's only a problem when people, having been offered a way out, to choose ignorance.

      Best of luck.


      -FL

    20. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      I am interested to know...since the evidence so "obviously" supports your UFO theories and nothing mundane... Care explain how to sort out how you choose who to trust? I mean really...if the governments are hiding things, why the hell would they release the truth with FOIA papers? Do you really think they all sit back and say "Well damn, they got us now, we have to tell the truth". So...the sources of the information are highly suspect anyways. The reasons behind why they would lie are highly obfuscated. Major breakthroughs in aviation are HUGE threats to "the bad guys" of any nation involved and they are going to go to extreme lengths to protect that. Even so far as to paint some silly alien invasion picture to keep the water nice and murky and virtually impossible to sort out what may or may not be the truth. You obviously believe the various world governments are capable of doing this, of this mass cover up, but why are you so convinced that you are right and they aren't playing you? Again, go read the Cold War history...they aren't stupid...they got REALLY REALLY good at these mind games. You can't possibly believe the information they provide is worthwhile or accurate in any way. Take the Air Force officers you trot out as confessing they were told to lie. Well what if they were ordered to confess that they lied? The guys involved at high levels of psyop stuff are way smarter than the average bear. Conspiracy theorists are the governments best friend, they cues for insanity so well, and they make such a racket over things that it allows the real shit to slide right on by.

      Now...as far as your unending insults to my intelligunce fer not typin lik you want. I will first point out that your language/intelligence nonsense is completely garbage and was debunked in the 60s I believe. I'm too lazy to go dig out the specific reference at the moment, but that leads to my second point. I am not exactly investing a great deal of energy into this, as I said, it amuses me. I have no intention to try and take apart your claims point by point, it would take far to much energy then I care to expend on a silly belief on slashdot. Also...as I have said, I think you are wrong, are emotionally invested in your belief, and are reading the evidence wrong....you however insist that I am just dumb and ignorant and it is some huge personal failing that I don't agree with you presented with the same information. Also, no I'm not going to go buy some UFO conspiracy theorists book to "see the evidence"...not exactly a non biased source now is it?

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    21. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Now...as far as your unending insults to my intelligunce fer not typin lik you want. I will first point out that your language/intelligence nonsense is completely garbage and was debunked in the 60s I believe. I'm too lazy to go dig out the specific reference at the moment, but that leads to my second point. I am not exactly investing a great deal of energy into this, as I said, it amuses me.

      It amuses you to present yourself as an ignoramus who says patently stupid things in trailer-park sentence structure? --And then complain when somebody points out the fact? Bullshit.

      I am aware of the arguments against the language/intelligence connection, but the honest truth is that you were making stupid arguments which were easily pulled apart while writing as though you were mildly retarded. I see a connection, and so do you, otherwise you wouldn't have brushed up your presentation of yourself while asking, perhaps, the first sensible question since you began posting on this thread.

      And that question would be. . .

      Care explain how to sort out how you choose who to trust? I mean really...if the governments are hiding things, why the hell would they release the truth with FOIA papers?

      An excellent thing to ask, and something which I have spent countless hours pondering. The best answer I have come up with is that there IS no easy answer. You simply have to take it case by case, and never let yourself get lazy in your constant questioning of the world. If you had a copy of the book in question, you would see that the information offers ample room for cross-analysis and I wouldn't even have to elaborate, but. . .

      In one case in September of 1959, there was a sighting by a police officer named Robert Dickerson of a large, bright object which descended over the city, stopped abruptly and hovered two hundred feet above the ground. (His record of the event was entered into his log book, and is a public document, so that's document #1.) He drove to the Federal Aviation Administration office at the Redmond airport. (Over which the object was hovering). He and others at the airport watched the object through binoculars, describing it to the press (public document #2) as flat and round with tongues of 'flame' extending from its edge. The FAA reported the object to the Hamilton Air Force Base in California. Six F-102 jets were scrambled to intercept. Witnesses were watching as the jets arrived. As the jets approached, the object squelched its 'tongues of flame' emitted a fiery exhaust and shot up into the air at incredible speed. It was so close to the path of the jets that two of them nearly lost control, swerving to avoid being struck. One pilot using gunsight radar, continued the chase, but the object abruptly changed course -- an event tracked by the Klamath Falls Ground Control Intercept radar station, and the pilot gave up. For two hours afterwards, the object continued to register on radar, performing high-speed maneuvers at altitudes between six thousand and fifty-four thousand feet.

      Pilots immediately received an intelligence debriefing and were ordered not to discuss the matter, even among themselves. But people had seen the jets and reported the object. Forced to make an explanation, the Air Force reported publicly that the flight of F-102s had been a routine investigation caused by false radar returns and that the orange glow had been imagined by witnesses.

      The FAA, however, was reported to be checking for abnormal radiation where the object had done its 'blast off' and people asked why they would be doing this for a false radar reading. The Air Force changed its story; That the object was probably a weather balloon. The problem here was that the nation's leading civilian UFO investigation group, (NICAP) had obtained certified copies of the FAA logs of the event which showed that the object had been moving at enormous speeds and had evaded the interceptor jets. The logs also included air force confirmations of the jets being scrambled as

    22. Re:Cheeseburgers and circuses and... Blackwater. by db32 · · Score: 1

      No, the person you have become is an arrogant jackass with a superiority complex that insults people who disagree for not agreeing with the "obvious" evidence that you interpret in your own fashion. You write cute little poetic diatribe about how smart you are and how other people should choose to be smart when you really mean people should choose to agree with you and anyone who doesn't is ignoring the obvious and is a ignorant fool. Your attitude, like every other UFO nut I have dealt with, is consistent with the same psychological patterns of the most vocal bible thumper. "The evidunce is here, just reed it!"

      As far as your evidence. For fucks sake, this thread is in a story about how the government faked a press release and you are going to talk about how the public record press release stuff is even remotely trustworthy? The entire government, military or not, has changed their damned story on so many mundane events when people didn't buy the first story. That assumes that they weren't changing story intentionally to keep the water murky and keep the conspiracy nuts chasing their tails instead of actually, you know, investigating for real. Your "obvious" evidence requires acceptance of breaking every physical science law we have discovered and you call ME the ignoramus? Nonaerodynamic objects flying in atmospheric conditions, inter(planetary/stellar/galactic/dimensional) travel, and so on. We seem to agree that the government is quite capable of lying, and manipulating stories, yet you somehow twist this into they are covering up alien invasion nonsense with your emotional grip on the broken science of it all.

      No sir, you are not educated and open. You are an elitist prick. You think anyone who doesn't agree with your warped UFO evidence peddling writers is a fool. It is easier to fake evidence of aliens than it is to cover it up, and you buy the books, and the marketing, and fall right into the multi-million dollar industry of alien chasing conspiracy theorists. And once again no...I'm not frothing at anything. I am still rather amused by your little superiority complex and your upset by my "redneck trailer trash" writings. But I am done. You really haven't offered anything new in a while other than "You write bad! I am smarter" and cute little poetic paragraphs about living free and open and learning. Well friend, learn to quit being such a elitist jackass, learn to accept the large possibility that none of this crap is extraterrestrial, and learn your fucking science because to jump to extraterrestrial sources that rely on undiscovered or junk science with such a HUGE field of terrestrial possibilities explained rationally by proven science and standard government secrecy is hardly proper application of scientific theory.

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  49. Holy crap by shoptroll · · Score: 1, Funny

    You've got to be kidding on this... wow.

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  50. They goofed.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    They should just have had a second fake news briefing - in which they stated that the first one didn't happen!

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  51. A little correction by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The cyclonic motion of hurricanes was discovered in that place, and the settlement there was wiped out three times in five years by hurricanes.

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  52. "Philbin's last ... day at FEMA was Thursday" by adnonsense · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the end of the TFA:

    Philbin's last scheduled day at FEMA was Thursday. He has been named as the new head of public affairs at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, ODNI spokeswoman Vanee Vines said.

    O. M. G.

    1. Re:"Philbin's last ... day at FEMA was Thursday" by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Obligatory:

      I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!

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    2. Re:"Philbin's last ... day at FEMA was Thursday" by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      O. M. G.
      I'm sure that's the response from many of us when confronted with the phrase "National Intelligence".
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      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
  53. Re:First Post by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Informative

    About 72 hours apparently. Oh well, looks like they learned SOMETHING from Katrina. Not necessarily what one would have hoped they would learn ... but something.

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  54. Re:FEMA candidate Slogans by Alchemist253 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget what FEMA was called by a member (can't remember which) in hearings by the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on Hurricane Katrina: "Failed Every Major Assignment."

    Ah, the joys of watching C-SPAN in the middle of the night...

  55. Lots of stuff matters. by HarryCaul · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The mega-bank engineered self-bailout of their failed SIV gambles matters. The debate over fire code revisions in southern california matters. The upcoming elections in Kenya matter. The 17th China Party Congress matters. All this matters a lot, to everyone who reads this, whether they realize it or not.

    But none of that means it belongs on slashdot.

    "stuff that matters" doesn't mean "whatever zonk wants to post today".

    And it doesn't mean that we get another ill-informed politico-hype site like /. is in danger of becoming.

    There are other, much, much better sources for this sort of material. All we get here is poorly understood issues presented in some sort of breathless grandstanding manner. It's old, it's on 50 other sites, and it's boring.

    1. Re:Lots of stuff matters. by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Who is concerned about matters like the fire code? Engineers. And I'd say engineers fit into the "geek" category quite nicely.

      Who is concerned about elections on a technical level? Discussing subjects like approval voting, condorcet, hardware and methods used, etc, is a very geeky thing.

      Also, IMO "geek" is a very general category that isn't limited to computers, or even technology.

  56. Sorry? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    They're only "sorry" they got caught.

    I'm surprised, really. Our media is so thoroughly ineffective, I can't imagine they can do much better by putting in phony journalists. How much friendlier can you get than Fox News?

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  57. Par for the course... by AaronLawrence · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the course to a totalitarian dictatorship/oligarchy, that is. Control the media... eventually, just make it up... it's happened many times before. Even if it's done in an ridiculous manner, the fact that there are people in charge of FEMA who think it's OK should set alarm bells ringing.

    Goofy cousin with ICBMs, indeed. Not just goofy, but aggressive, arrogant and loud-mouthed as well.

    Fortunately, your fascism will be a capitalist one, so it's OK!

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    For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert. - Arthur C. Clarke
    1. Re:Par for the course... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      the fact that there are people in charge of FEMA who think it's OK should set alarm bells ringing I think people hoping those in charge will exercise self-restraint already sets alarm bells ringing.

      I don't live in the US, so I have no idea of the government structure and what is expected of them. But in a "democratic" country I would think something like this to generate enough public outrage that at least somebody is going to resign.

      My impression of American version of "democratic values" is: there is freedom of speech -- to say lame jokes about the president, laugh at scandals like misfiring and hitting somebody's ass, AND disagree with government actions/policies.... yet doing nothing about it. You can choose for your government -- but two options which is a choice for the lesser of two evils... and still half of the population ends up choosing the "wrong" guy. There is a right to bear arms... for recreational purposes like hunting (nevermind the original purpose to pose a constant threat on the government that the last resort of violent revolution if the government gets really out of control.. they have bombs, tanks, air fighters, etc.)

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  58. Using Nukes? (was Re:Yeah...) by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    The country with the largest nuclear arsenal on a planet needs a revolution. That's thinking it through.

    Do you really think that a government will nuke it's own people? For that to happen, we'd have to have some pretty big weapons -think: similar to what the government has. And, the people make the country. With no (or very little) people, this country would be in ruins.

    1. Re:Using Nukes? (was Re:Yeah...) by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Its not so much the government nuking its own people as much as it is the security infrastructure that is holding those nukes would break down. Just imagine if some screwball goes out to fight the immigrants with "the big one".

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    2. Re:Using Nukes? (was Re:Yeah...) by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its not so much the government nuking its own people as much as it is the security infrastructure that is holding those nukes would break down. Just imagine if some screwball goes out to fight the immigrants with "the big one".

      Ha ... well, that might actually solve the illegal immigration problem as long as he uses one of the really big ones.

      Seriously though, when the security infrastructure breaks down (as it did in Russia) those weapons become available to any fruitcake with an agenda. What amazes me is that we haven't been hit with an ex-Soviet-era nuke yet. Of course, the things do require continual maintenance and if just left to themselves tend to become useless, so it's possible they don't have one that still works. On the other hand, just having the nuclear material means you could roll your own, I suppose.

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    3. Re:Using Nukes? (was Re:Yeah...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that a government will nuke it's own people

      Do you really think it wouldn't? The government has a major credibility gap as it currently stands, and past governments certainly have laid plans for a false flag attack on US soil (*cough*cubanmissilecrisis*cough*). One suitcase nuke in New York and a line of government PR flacks to tell everyone it was them damn iranians that did it, and the government would be home free.

  59. This kind of shit makes me see red! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    Find out whose fucking retarded idea this was and fire their ass. Then find all the people who went along with this plan and fire their asses as well.

    When our country is dealing with a emergency, the last thing we need is people making themselves busy faking news. What these baffoons should have been doing is their job... i.e. cooridinating a cohesive response to the fire situation in California.

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    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
  60. Look where he's going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House."
    Maybe not the White House, but some other institution welcomes his PR skills:

    Philbin's last scheduled day at FEMA was Thursday. He has been named as the new head of public affairs at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, ODNI spokeswoman Vanee Vines said.
  61. learn to grammer re-tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking stop posting until you understand the fucking difference between "your" and "you're", and "its" and "it's". Also... fuck your overuse of ellipsis. This isn't some fucking manga. How about instead of pounding your fucking keyboard.... you try a fucking comma or hyphen instead.

    GO BACK TO FUCKING DIGG

    1. Re:learn to grammer re-tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      learn to grammer re-tard

      Learn to spell, and retard is one word schmuck.

      A.A

  62. Re:Sorrier... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No revolution in sight...and don't expect one.

    In the first few decades of the last century, labor unions were founded and became dominant in the US; by 1950 more than half of American workers were union, and, having won, the leaders turned to the next social problem, equal rights. Beginning in the mid-fifties, the same personalities, by and large, and methods were used to bring about legal racial equality, culminating in the Civil Rights and Voting Acts of 1964. In that year, the focus turned from unions and racial equality to (VietNam) war resistance.

    Although both the Union and the Civil Rights movements survived many, many casualties in their struggle, they persisted until the goal was reached. Not so the the war resisters: the National Guard shootings of demonstrators at Kent State University, Ohio, stopped the "Peace" movement in its tracks.

    Had the union or civil rights movements been abandoned because two people were killed in the resulting violence, nothing would have been accomplished.

    Now, of course, no outrage is enough even to get our (US) citizens up in arms (pun intended).

    The framers of our Constitution understood it was simply an *experiment* and once the government learned to game the people (as FEMA has apologized for) the people would replace it, having learned from the current experiment what pitfalls to avoid next time.

    T. Jefferson reckoned the consititution ought to be replace every thirty years or so. We're WAAAYY overdue.

    Liberty is fed with the blood of tyrants.

  63. This agency has a hidden agenda by moxley · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't the first time FEMA has done this sort of thing. The more I've researched this agency, from it's creation through all of it's efforts, it's resources, it's inclusion in executive orders and laws which affect the very core of our ideals and constitutional republic, it's subterfuge and misconduct, it's public face as portrayed in the media vs the reality of it's mandate, and how very little the general public knows about that mandate - the more I find to be concerned about.

    While researching FEMA initially I was looking to disprove disturbing things I had heard and read; it was not a case where I went looking to substantiate fears, if anything I went into the research with a "FEMA are the good guys" bias, but what I found was far worse than I imagined it could be, and I am genuinely concerned for the security of my country.

    I have posted before about FEMA and the executive orders which created and empower it. Rather than repeat any of that, I would urge anyone reading this to look into FEMA and it's mandate and actions on their own. Google it, especially the executive orders and the current anti-terror laws which have removed a lot of your rights.

    "If and when martial law comes to America at large, it will be under the auspices of the shadowy Federal Emergency Management Agency ("FEMA"), a massive, secretive agency operated from a huge, fortified bunker in Virginia, and established by unconstitutional means to carry out an unconstitutional and indeed anti-constitutional program."

    - excerpt from RICO complaint pending against Bush II admin (I am not claiming that the RICO case is with or without merit, only that the particular statement quoted is accurate in my opinion).

    1. Re:This agency has a hidden agenda by grumling · · Score: 1

      "If and when martial law comes to America at large, it will be under the auspices of the shadowy Federal Emergency Management Agency ("FEMA"), a massive, secretive agency operated from a huge, fortified bunker in Virginia, and established by unconstitutional means to carry out an unconstitutional and indeed anti-constitutional program."

      You know that you'd add a lot of credibility to your argument if you didn't quote the X-Files movie. Next you'll be telling me that Dick Chaney is Cancer Man.

      At least find a good conspiracy plot movie to quote. May I suggest Enemy of the State?

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    2. Re:This agency has a hidden agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use "it's" an awful lot. I think it does not mean what you think it means.

      (Hint: try "its")

  64. shoulda, woulda, coulda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should have stopped it," said John "Pat" Philbin, FEMA's director of external affairs. "I hope readers understand we're working very hard to establish credibility and integrity, and I would hope this does not undermine it."

    sounds like they aren't working too hard on it! but, there is always hope....

  65. Mistaken topic by Legion303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    FEMA is very likely sorry that they were caught. The question of whether they're sorry they did it in the first place is still up for debate. Available evidence points to "not a fucking chance."

  66. Start impersonating competent people by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny

    in which FEMA employees posed as reporters

    Maybe one of these days FEMA employees could start impersonating first responders.

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    1. Re:Start impersonating competent people by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      in which FEMA employees posed as reporters

      Maybe one of these days FEMA employees could start impersonating first responders.

      Probably not how you mean... they'll let the real first responders take care of it, then impersonate them and take the credit.

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  67. Just like by Tony · · Score: 1

    It's just the Barbarians in charge (the so called CEO leadership style as influenced by Enron) - the rule of law hasn't entirely vanished and will return after a few technical difficulties.

    Just like it did at Enron?

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  68. Re:Sorrier... by nomadic · · Score: 1

    T. Jefferson reckoned the consititution ought to be replace every thirty years or so. We're WAAAYY overdue.

    People always raise that point on these kinds of discussions here, and I always wonder if the advocates of that position understand what they're advocating. We don't live in Jefferson's decentralized world; any sort of armed revolution, successful or unsuccessful, against the government would be incredibly disruptive, would result in a lot of lost lives, would open us up to serious military threats from abroad, and would tank the economy for several years.

  69. In other news: by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    OJ Simpson is sorry for killing his wife.

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  70. Re:Sorrier... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am not advocating an armed revolution. I *am* advocating passive demonstrations against these abhorrent policies, typified by FEMA's sham news conference.

    My Kent State example was not that demonstrators should have shot back at Guardsmen, but that the "Peace Movement" had neither the courage nor even the integrity to continue regardless of personal danger -- courage that the union movement and civil rights movement found. Those movemenets did not take arms against the government, they persisted until the government's cupidity was profoundly unmasked, and the voters changed the government's policies.

    I am the last to advocate war. I am a Viet Nam vet. I have seen war. You will not like it.

    But no empire lasts forever; it looks like the US Empire is falling faster than any before it. Look to the history of Great Britain after World War Two for a clue as to what will happen to the US -- that is, IF we find an undiscovered stash of oil on the order of the one in the North Sea that has been keeping GB monetarily afloat for decades.

    But that's another story.

    Hint: it might be a crime for a US citizen to advocate taking up arms against his government. It might be called treason.

  71. Why do I get the feeling by p4nther32707 · · Score: 1

    (with your Komrade Klinton remark) that you voted for Bush. (Like it or not, if this had happened on Clinton's watch, it would've hit the fan)

    1. Re:Why do I get the feeling by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Actually I find that your remark, while seemingly offended is off the mark. I stayed OUT of the Bush/Clinton election, I stayed out of the Gore/Bush election and I WISH I had stayed out of the Kerry/Bush election. Regardless of who runs things, nothing changes, and by voting for them, what we are ACTUALLY doing is CONSENTING to being ruled by them.

      Consciously withhold your vote, and make it known that you WITHDRAW your consent. At least then, whatever they do to you, you know you didn't toe their line and consent to that abuse, or the waste of your tax dollars, or the "broken campaign promises" or whatnot.

      Hell I regret EVER voting in the Bush/Kerry election because I KNEW neither of them was good, and their opponents were unlikely to win... nor likely to change a thing if they did.

      And no, FAR worse stuff happened on Komrade Klinton's watch than on Herr Bush Jr.'s but just like the crap that Komrade Klinton did, neither the press nor the fan were turned on when Klinton and Kompany did their dirty deeds. Sure some people exposed Waco, and Vince Foster/Mena Arkansas, and the Randy Weaver/Idaho incident "Ruby Ridge"... and YET, the only thing the Komrade got hammered for was... a mere blow job and perjury? NAFTA, WTO, etc were ok, but a blow job was bad? And what is worse, this "superbowl" mentallity is why America is so messed up. Instead of looking at elections critically... (we get fucked no matter who wins) the bovines in the cattle pen moo with great joy when their nuts are cut off by the republicans, or they are soddomized by the democrats, because at least a few of them can cry out with great jubilation... "MY CANDIDATE WON!!!" Before mooing in agony as the candidate brands them and takes yet MORE of their "income" and restricts more of their no longer "inalienable rights".

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  72. Sorry apologetic or sorry lame? by smchris · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Efficiency. Seemed like a model for cutting out the middle man and streamlining the government/corporate fascistocracy. Probably their big mistake was actually notifying the media so when they arrived the story wasn't reporters throwing softballs at FEMA, the story was how the news conference went on without their reporters. And it's a concept that would certainly be a win for the media bottom line. They could fire all their reporters and broadcast government and corporate media clips all the time instead of just some of the time.

    So a win for government and a win for business. You don't hate America and hate capitalism, do you Citizen?

  73. wrong by gambolt · · Score: 1

    they aren't immune until after they are all pardoned.

    That said, the hauge is still likely the best place to handle this.

  74. Write to your Congress critters by eples · · Score: 1

    Please write in and call your Senators and Congressional representatives and express your feelings. An apology isn't enough here - this isn't an "oops we're sorry" kind of thing.

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    1. Re:Write to your Congress critters by moxley · · Score: 1

      While there are some exceptions, I think the majority of our congresspeople (especially senators) are complete self serving oligarchs.

      I'm not saying don't write; I think it;s important to do so, but I feel like if these peo;le were truly doing their jobs (as we expect them to) then we wouldn't be in half of the messes we are in.

    2. Re:Write to your Congress critters by MorePower · · Score: 1

      I don't see much point in writing to that waste of oxygen (my congressman) about anything.

      He writes to me on a regular basis (in "charming" "folksy" "down to earth" fake sloppy hand writing that looks like a 7 year old wrote it) to tell me how he supports everything I oppose and opposes everything I support, and how hard he's working to make the country worse (in my opinion).

      I'm sure he fully supports the wonderful job that FEMA is doing to make everyone proud of the amazing, wonderful government and president we have now.

  75. Dismantle the Government by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    The idea behind dismantling the government is that the current government became useless for the people of the country and now stands on the way of any progress at all. I support this idea in principle, of-course implementation is not very clear. Formerly all revolutions ended up creating even worse situation than that prior to them. So how do you dismantle the government?

    Another issue is this, what principles would you build the new system upon? I'd think most people would agree that the federals should be given much less power than they have now and that the local governing system should be the most important system. The local system should be responsible for its own infrastructure, but how do you decide what is 'local' in the first place?

    Of-course a more fun idea than others is to have a shoot out and divide everything from scratch. On the other hand this will not go well with property owners. Well then, maybe the most important local government should start from everyone's own place of residence. Wouldn't that be fun? If everyone lived by their own laws in their own house and those laws would trump any externally imposed laws. The problem is that there is no way to stop one household from cooperating with other households. Once two households cooperate, they are more powerful than any one single household. That's the problem with people - they like to cooperate while they really should be trying to survive on their own. How do we turn off the cooperation gene once again?

    Ok, so given that people will cooperate and form alliances and thus will create the job of a politician, who will become more powerful and will always have more voice than a non-politician, how do we ensure that the politicians don't create the same problem that is observed at this time right now?

    How about a meta-democratic system, requiring the voters to display good understanding of the issues they are supposedely voting on and displaying good logical sense and understanding the difference between a faith based and a scientific process of dealing with the world? So these people become an elite really, but anyone can then enter this elite by becoming more informed.

    Of-course some masses that are not and are incapable of becoming the elite, will stop trusting this elite, but then who cares about those people right? But the truth is that those people also should be able to make decisions in their own lives, no matter how uninformed and mentally incapable they are.

    Maybe different states should have different voting processes, while limiting the feds from real power over the states. Some states should only allow the abovementioned elite to vote, some states should allow everyone to vote, some states should not allow voting at all, etc.

    Then, every 3 years or so, the states should get together and look at the results of this experiment and adjust it accordingly to the results.

    So this is it, the system should constantly change and adopt, we should only create laws and systems to direct these changes onto the path of progress, efficiency, happiness and such. Maybe it is something like the original intent, but better, because the political systems in each state would have a choice rather than be dictated to the same political system.

    1. Re:Dismantle the Government by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      I always suspect that most people (regardless of nationality, race, etc) are stupid and short-sighted. Maintaining a good system of governance requires constant maintenance and awareness from the people. Too much to ask for if you ask me.

      Who really likes to "experiment" with the government? Just give me money, good entertainment, and an easy life. If this "experiment" requires me to digress from enjoying my life to use my brain to think..... sorry.

      It's only after a bloody revolution where people actually have an awareness to think about how the government should be kept in control... and no "system" is bulletproof to abuse since checks and safeguards are only as strong as the willingness of people to enforce them.

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  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  77. Re:First Post by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The government has managed the news for quite some time, in all manner of creative ways. FEMA simply got caught. Don't think for a moment that this is the first time something like this has been done either by FEMA or by the government in general. They have long been of the mind that the citizens (and the fourth estate, and the constitution) are an inconvenience, rather than supervisory bodies and limits they are responsible to.

    Just spend a little time with Google looking for managed news, faked news, and government.

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  78. Peter Principle by conureman · · Score: 1

    "Philbin's last scheduled day at FEMA was Thursday. He has been named as the new head of public affairs at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence."
    Does any one else find this disturbing? According to Laurence J. Peter, this boob's ascension should have terminated already. Yet he seems destined for higher levels of incompetence. Stay tuned.

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  79. Remember Waco? Lying under oath? by HBI · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where were the iron bars then?

    You get the government you deserve. Karl Rove was just taking notes on what Clinton got away with, and putting it into practice.

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  80. Republicans and Bush by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, there is NO other reason that this agency is pulling crap in all fronts and frauding people. ALL directors, responsibles, important bureaucrats are appointed by bush's office and other republicans, and they are responsible only to the bush's office. The fault lies therein.

  81. That is the problem by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Nixon escaped prison time with his watergate.
    reagan and the co-conspirators on Iran-Contra (as well as October surprise) were pardoned by Poppa Bush.
    Clinton lied, was impeached but not thrown out of office.
    And W. has been involved in so many illegal actions.

    And what actions have the dems have taken against W? NADA. Zero. Zip, Zilch.

    I am guessing that HRC or Obama will do NOTHING as well (one of these 2 will be president). Truly sad.

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  82. This should mean prison time. by jgercken · · Score: 2

    Such a blatant (and incompetent) attempt at deception of the US populace by a senior official in our government should be regarded as treason.

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  83. Take Action by torchdragon · · Score: 1

    As an American, I am outraged by this news. I have sent a letter to my representative recommending a course of action. Anyone wishing to use this as a template for their own letters, by all means, please copy it. If you need to find out who your Congressman/woman is, use this site. http://www.house.gov/writerep/

    Dear Representative,

          It has recently come to my attention that FEMA has directly deceived the American public with a false news conference designed solely to "make themselves look better." They have acknowledged this and in light of being caught have chosen to simply say sorry. This is not enough. Their organization, as a government body, has a duty to uphold the truth and not deceive its citizens. An apology is not sufficient recourse for this action. Those directly responsible for this inexcusable action and those responsible for letting this happen need to be removed from their posts because they are no longer fit to serve the good of the American people.

          Please do all you can to make my voice, and the voice of all other Americans that desire a government free of corruption and misdirection, heard and acted upon.

    Respectfully,

    We need to start taking action, we need to start making mountains of molehills. This is OUR country. We can't let it slip away any more.

    PS. Not posted anonymously, because I'm not afraid to be an American.

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  84. ITS CALLED THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION by ThomasFlip · · Score: 1

    Paul would get rid of FEMA as its clearly a bureaucratic crap shoot of inefficiency. He would also get rid of homeland security, department of education, downsize the CIA etc... California's economy is among the biggest in the world. They can fend for themselves. They shouldn't have to wait for lumbering dumbasses from FEMA to get things straightened away. States should have a lot more power and responsibility for these kinds of things.

    While you may not agree with all of Paul's ideas, his economic and foreign policy are second to none out of any candidate in both parties.

    And stop calling Paul supporters spammers. There is a reason they are so enthusiastic.

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    1. Re:ITS CALLED THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul would do away with all essential services if he could, your not just spammers, your ignorant wannabe Libertarian tools.

      Cheers.

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    2. Re:ITS CALLED THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayn Rand and Nathaniel Branden's theses on Libertarianism define the philosophy behind the politics as "enlightened self-interest."

      Notice they included the word "enlightened." Otherwise, ill-advised self-centeredness might be substituted. It may not appear to be in our selfish-interests to publicly fund schools and universities, but, enlightenment would show us that someday we may grow old and sickly and will need a plentiful supply of well-trained doctors and nurses, etc.

      So, as a former Libertarian myself (in the Goldwater era) I say you should concentrate on become enlightened *before* you gauge your "self-interest."

      Yesterday's libertarian can easily follow unfettered "self-interest" to become tomorrow's fascist.

      The only preventive to that is enlightenment.

      And public, free and competent schools are anlightenment's first requirement.

    3. Re:ITS CALLED THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a moron.

      the ideals of any president are never implemented without the filtering of massive layers of government and public opinion.

      look at what you got now. it's exactly the way you want it. we have the government we deserve.

    4. Re:ITS CALLED THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tear it all down, build it back up proper!

  85. the new FEMA by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    old FEMA: You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie! new FEMA: We're doing a heck of a job, aren't we?

  86. Re:Sorrier... by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

    Liberty is fed with the blood of tyrants.

    and patriots.

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  87. Put away the foil hats... by tiqui · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of users on this site that are convinced the big evil government is out to get them, the evil Bush and Cheney are turning the country into a dictatorship, etc. but this illustrates exactly how silly that notion really is. This is similarly good evidence against the Roswell UFO, the Kennedy assassination conspiracy, and the 9/11 inside job lunacy, among other things.

    The bureaucrats who really run Washington DC year after year, whether Republicans or Democrats are in the White House are a fairly stupid, clumbsy, inept and out-of-touch bunch; These are the sort who think this stupid idea would actually work and make sense. Not only were they completely unable to pull-off this phony news conference, but they also were unable to hide how phoney it was and now cannot manage the resulting bad publicity. If they cannot cover-up even something stupid like this, they are hardly up to the level of a James Bond super-villain. They're all idiots.

    FEMA & DHS should be disbanded along with 90% of the rest of the federal government. Not because they are evil and about to squish us all, but because they are lazy, overpaid, and completely incompetent. People who actually WANT the federal government to do much more than the Constitution says it should do ought to look at the track record and re-consider. Yes, Chertoff is a loser who was appointed by Bush, just as Burger was a loser who was appointed by Clinton... There are plenty of professional government appointees in both parties who just go from administration to administration running things when their party is in power and being lawyers/lobbyists when their party is out of power. These people are not really capable of actually running a big evil conspiracy; they lack the skill set. If you are ever in a natural disaster you should count on yourself and your community before you ever dream of depending on the clowns from the federal government. Look at the difference between Katrina and these wildfires; The PEOPLE responded differently and got different results, but the DC crowd were just consistently stupid as expected.

    1. Re:Put away the foil hats... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      I agree. I think this is fairly excellent example of why the "9/11 truther" crowd are idiots. IF after all these years, they couldn't even fake a dopey news conference, all the machinations and evil Evil EVILness of 9/11 is simply light years beyond their capabilities. 9/11 was wrong and evil, but it wasn't staged by the govt or some kind of a false flag deal. It's was a buch of assholes from Saudi Arabia and Egypt who hijacked planes and flew them into the buildings. Period.

      The Bush Admin is far too incompetent to pull off something like 9/11.

      RS

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    2. Re:Put away the foil hats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fortunately for the bush fucks, it's really easy to just let someone else's meticulous planning do the work of forwarding your crypto-fascist agenda for you. all you have to do is ignore the memo and let things go...

      that said, anyone know why the buildings looked like they were demolished? jet fuel fire my ass.

    3. Re:Put away the foil hats... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      If they cannot cover-up even something stupid like this, they are hardly up to the level of a James Bond super-villain. They're all idiots.

      I wish that were the case. The public has fallen many times for scams which are just as incredibly dumb. (Diebold, anybody? WMD's? Peek oil? Heck, the entire FOX News structure. The list is endless.) FEMA had every reason to believe that they'd get away with it. I know guys who work in journalism, and the bullshit which doesn't get called out is hair raising.

      Give Endgame a watch and see what you think. --The first third of the film is a bit juvenile, but once you get past that, it starts to offer up some fascinating points. (I didn't know that Bill Gates was a eugenics proponent. Ick.)


      -FL

  88. Y'know what's funny by hey! · · Score: 1

    how easy it is to get people to accept something is OK, just by acting like it is OK.

    For example, when the President denied that Rumsfeld was going to go in the last interim election. He claimed, an most people apparently bought, that it would be improper to let this information affect the election, as if the composition of the executive branch was an irrelevant factor in the choice of the legislative branch. By acting as if this ridiculous idea were somehow common sense, they convinced may people that is is common sense.

    But there was a much, much bigger implicit claim made in that situation, one that is has been made over and over again, but never explicitly:
    It is good to tell routinely tell lies to the American people if in yo opinion they are better off believing those lies.

    Leaving aside the paternalism of this idea, I can accept that persons in high office sometimes have to be less than forthright with the people. Sometimes they may need to be misleading. Eisenhower was a master of not answurering questions he felt shouldn't be answered, by giving reporters marvelously quotable digressions.

    But to admit an outright lie with, not only a lack of shame, but smug self-righteousness? It raises a question: why should we believe anything they say? Why should we even pay attention?

    Politics necessarily has little regard for the truth, but little is worlds different from no regard, or even only token regard. Politics may bend twist the truth. It may outright lie, and be forced to assume ritual sackcloth and ashes. But to lie, then act as if lying were a virtue, that is the act of a ruler, not a democratic leader.

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  89. In Soviet Russia... by onosson · · Score: 0

    The government used the media to lie to the people through propaganda. And that's no joke....

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  90. Incompatbile Idologies by runningduck · · Score: 1

    You actually have to feel a bit for this administration. I mean really, who are they going to find among their self serving power mongering inner circle with enough empathy to run a deparment like FEMA well. The fundementals are so far out of their base mind set. It must be a really tough situation them.

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  91. Sorry? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2

    What the mean is, sorry because they were caught.

  92. Thing is... response WAS better... idiots!!! by jefe289 · · Score: 1

    Those idiots! Honestly, FEMA had nothing to worry about on this one, because (and I've been living through these fires 1st-hand) FEMA's response was quite good. Everybody's response: Cal Fire, the state, and the feds all operated together unlike, both Katrina, and the last time we had massive fires down here.

    1. Re:Thing is... response WAS better... idiots!!! by Heraclius · · Score: 1

      Yeah I want to second this. I'm in San Diego, got evacuated, etc. All these government guys including FEMA did their jobs properly (and it's very unusual to get me to say that about a government effort). It was stupid of someone at FEMA to do this, but it's not really the big news story.

  93. The real problem....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is having a govt agency that spends my hard earned money on folks that live below sea level, in a tornado zone, or an area prone to wildfires. Phuck'em and make them pay for their own shite.

  94. Re:Sorrier... by LaMuk · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't understand why you say the peace movement stopped with the killings at Kent State. I remember outrage, but not stopping. What precisely do you think stopped? What stopped was the Vietnam War.

    There is even a peace movement today with a lot of the same people involved that were involved in the 60's.

  95. Wow by SirStiff · · Score: 1

    American citizens should be very angry and vocal about this. This is a brain-washing tactic in its worst sense. There is no way that anyone involved in this should be allowed to continue to work for your government. The entire organization should be completely disbanded. That act is a blatent misuse and abuse of a public forum. Make examples of them. There is no room for such acts in the free world, and this time, apologies do not cut it.

    Good luck, yet again, Americans. I feel for you in this time of shitty governance.

    Greg

  96. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I second this. This article in NO WAY has anything to do with "YRO".

    We get blogs of blogs of email transcripts reported as 'news'. We are forced to play journalist on Slashdot FAR TOO OFTEN, and uncover the facts ourselves by finding the source. The 5% or so of readers that do the research are drowned out on the forums by the other 95% who circle jerk and post utter garbage based on the untrue/misleading headlines or summaries.
    What's the response we get? Circle jerkers tell us to go find another site.

    Fuck them. I want the old Slashdot back. Circle jerkers be damned, go to Fox News, assholes.

    Please, do SOMETHING to prevent people who don't read or understand the ACTUAL news from fucking up Slashdot.

    Take this Chicago Tribune article for example. Look what's left out of the summary for the 5% to catch. This results in a deluge of posts from tinfoil hat wearing, govt is out to get you, massive corruption, govt is hiding everything in elaborate coverup, fucktards.

    "We are reviewing our press procedures and will make the changes necessary to ensure that all of our communications are straight forward and transparent," Vice Adm. Harvey E. Johnson Jr., FEMA's deputy administrator

    "We can and must do better, and apologize for this error in judgment," Johnson said

    "It was absolutely a bad decision. I regret it happened. Certainly ... I should have stopped it," said John "Pat" Philbin, FEMA's director of external affairs. "I hope readers understand we're working very hard to establish credibility and integrity, and I would hope this does not undermine it."

    White House press secretary Dana Perino said Friday that "it is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House. We certainly don't condone it. We didn't know about it beforehand. ... They, I'm sure, will not do it again."

    Department of Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke called the staged briefing "totally unacceptable," adding, "While it is an isolated incident, that does not make it any more tolerable." He said reprimands are "very probable."

    "Trying to manipulate the press and the public will only tarnish their (FEMA's) current success," House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., said. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, the first five fucking posts are +5 insightful and go on about "Flying Spaghetti Monster", revolutions, Guantanamo, freedom fighters, and occupying Texas.
    What The Fuck is the point of Slashdot? Give us our damned -5 "Out of Touch with Reality" mod tool, or -5 "Tinfoil Hat" PLEASE. Stop giving mod points to every Joe Schmo Jackass. "The Masses" are not a good benchmark. Weed out the ignorance.
  97. Re:Remember Waco? Lying under oath? by l0b0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The rest of the world did not get the U.S. government they deserve. You've got an obligation to the countries which have been fucked over by the U.S. to set things right.

  98. Re:Sorrier... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings Kent State polarized the nation. That doesn't fit my memory. Outside of a nationwide student strike over the Kent State Massacre itself, there were no more mass antiwar demonstrations.

    If the antiwar movement wasn't dead by then, it was certainly in its sickbed. The war (including the absurd arguments over the shape of the table the negotiators would sit at) continued for three more years -- until April 30, 1973.

    NB: There was a month or so before KS another antiwar demonstration at a school in Mississippi, IIRC, where guardsmen fired at and injured or killed peaceful assemblers, but it did not achieve the notoriety of KS. I would remind readers that the US Government has shown little reluctance to shoot at civilians demanding their "rights" from the WW-One Bonus Army March to the Hooverville campsite on the National Mall, to Kent State.

  99. A word from Mr. Science by guywcole · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'd like to introduce you to Ecology 101.

    As you read in chapter 1, there are different biomes in different areas of the Earth. One that is found in Southern California is the Mediterranian Chapparal. This biome is relatively dry and warm, and is known for incomplete plant cover, thick-leaved plants (schlerophylls), and lots of woody, oily biomass.

    Now let's move to chapter 2, where we discuss Disturbance Ecology. The mediterranian chapparal, you see, burns regularly. This returns critical nutrients to the soil and allows many species to reproduce. Without regular disturbances, the chaparral would likely desertify. The fires are probably unavoidable outside of a desert scenario, as the low moisture, moderate soils, and warm temperatures cause combustable biomass.

    Let's apply these lessons: if you're going to build a home in a rustic, rural sort of area, where should you not build it? Perhaps an ecosystem known to regularly rely on an event that will destroy your home?

    Ah, but you think to yourself, "we can prevent forest fires! The laws of nature don't apply to man; we can change nature." Unfortunately, you're only half right. We can change nature, but the laws of nature are like the laws of gravity or black body radiation. So, when we prevent small scale fires, we cause a build up of the materials that fuel fires, and we see much larger fires with lower frequency. It happens like goddamn, motherfucking clockwork. It has for millions of years; it's extremely predictable. You can stick in your finger and hold back the second hand for a bit, but it's going to get loose and its going to move really fast when it does (poor analogy, I know).

    On the other hand, analysis of sedimentary layers along the Gulf Coast, both on- and off-land, show that large storm events are relatively rare, and haven't occured on a regular basis for more than a hundred thousand years. A mega-storm hitting southern Louisiana and coastal Texas is considered improbable for any year or decade, or at least it was a little while ago. Changing climate conditions (largely observed over the last few years) are changing the odds significantly.

    So, to recap, people who built homes and lived in Southern California at any point since the introduction of the Scientific Method should have seen large fire events coming. People who built homes and lived in coastal Louisiana really had no reason to expect a mega-storm in their lifetimes, until about 5 years ago.

    Homeworks due Friday, bring your textbooks to discussion, have a nice day.

    1. Re:A word from Mr. Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you think to yourself, "we can prevent forest fires!"


      Gee Mr. Science, I thought you said it was Chaparral, not forest.
    2. Re:A word from Mr. Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, analysis of sedimentary layers along the Gulf Coast, both on- and off-land, show that large storm events are relatively rare, and haven't occured on a regular basis for more than a hundred thousand years.


      I'm sure the residents of Florida, Louisiana, Texas, etc. did a sedementary analysis of the Gulf Coast to determine the frequency of hurricanes before moving in. Perhaps, and Mr. History knows better than I, it was done by the Spanish conquistadors.

      As far as not expecting big hurricanes in the Gulf Coast, shouldn't the 1900 Galveston hurricanehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galveston_Hurricane_of_1900 been a clue that it was possible? What about other hurricanes since 1775http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1770-1779_Atlantic_hurricane_seasons#1775_Atlantic_hurricans_season? What about all the other hurricanes in the Gulf since 1900? Clearly they've known that hurricanes are possible (even, gasp, likely) for quite some time. Add to that the history of population growth in these regions and you can clearly see that people will choose to live in areas where they know natural disasters occur "like clockwork".

      Unlike fires, hurricanes can be predicted based on satellite data. From what I've read, the big ones tend to start farther out in the oceans where they can gather more energy before making landfall. Hence our weather forcasting systems can provide sufficient warning. They keep an eye on it and predict where it will go. As you ought to know, Mr. Science, atmospheric scientists have been getting quite good at predicting where the hurricanes will go with improved accuracy, precision, speed, and with more time to warn residents. The problem wasn't that we didn't know such events could occur. Political and economic conditions made Katrina the extraordinary disaster it was. Levies weren't structurally sufficient, warnings were ignored, and, from what I've heard, there were a large number of poor folks who did not have the option to leave. Those factors turned Katrina into more than a disaster expressable in terms of property loss.

      In contrast, you can't predict where "exactly" a fire will occur -- that requires an arsonist or an accident. Sure, like a hurricane, you can make some reasonable predictions about the area they will cover based starting point, winds, and ground conditions. But predicting where a fire will "land" isn't possible. Since hurricane's tend to start in uninhabited areas this isn't an issue for hurricanes. Other factors, like wind, are more similar to hurricane prediction and tracking. The best folks can do is remind themselves that the risk of a huge fire is greater on windy days.

      So if you want to belittle folks for living in areas where disasters are known to occur "like clockwork" then you'll have to belittle all the residents of Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, and all the states in "tornado alley" too. You're welcome to do so. But you're not welcome to pretend that Californians are the only crazy ones for living where they do. The fact is that "predictable" natural disasters occur in such a wide area that it's impractical for our current populations to live only in "safe" areas.

      I doubt you're qualified to teach Science to anyone above 3rd grade, much less Ecology 101, Mr. Science.
    3. Re:A word from Mr. Science by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      when we prevent small scale fires, we cause a build up of the materials that fuel fires, and we see much larger fires with lower frequency. It happens like goddamn, motherfucking clockwork .

      I wish my ecology textbook read like that. ;)

  100. Re:First Post by Scrameustache · · Score: 1


    The government has managed the news for quite some time, in all manner of creative ways.

    Such as hiring a man whore to pose as a journalist.
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  101. same old, same old by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Sorry... sorry... WTF!!!!
    Sorry isn't gonna cut it... try mass resignations!
    A government organization went on national TV and intentionally tried to fool millions of Americans into believing a lie so that they didn't look bad.
    Oh wait... never mind... I forgot, this is the USA. Indeed:
    Whitman also announced that EPA has been given up to $83 million from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to support EPA's involvement in cleanup activities and ongoing monitoring of environmental conditions in both the New York City and Washington metropolitan areas following last week's terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
    "We are very encouraged that the results from our monitoring of air quality and drinking water conditions in both New York and near the Pentagon show that the public in these areas is not being exposed to excessive levels of asbestos or other harmful substances," Whitman said. "Given the scope of the tragedy from last week, I am glad to reassure the people of New York and Washington, D.C. that their air is safe to breath and their water is safe to drink," she added.


    That giant cloud of asbestos powder? Harmless. Why do you ask? Move along, citizen.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  102. surely, the pyromaniac will put out the fire! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    UN sanctions + dictator = A rather bad situation.
    At least with the US it will get better over time. In 10 to 20 years it'll be far better. On November 1 1983, the secretary of state, George Shultz, was passed intelligence reports of "almost daily use of CW [chemical weapons]" by Iraq.
    However, 25 days later, Ronald Reagan signed a secret order instructing the administration to do "whatever was necessary and legal" to prevent Iraq losing the war.
    In December Mr Rumsfeld, hired by President Reagan to serve as a Middle East troubleshooter, met Saddam Hussein in Baghdad and passed on the US willingness to help his regime and restore full diplomatic relations.

    The United Nations economic sanctions were imposed in 1990 at the urging of the U.S. .
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    1. Re:surely, the pyromaniac will put out the fire! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I'm ignoring the politics behind it all of course.
      Thats a completely separate can of worms.

      I'm thinking along the lines of your average Iraqi civilian.

    2. Re:surely, the pyromaniac will put out the fire! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm ignoring the politics behind it all of course.
      Thats a completely separate can of worms.

      I'm thinking along the lines of your average Iraqi civilian. no you aren't http://www.iraqbodycount.org/
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    3. Re:surely, the pyromaniac will put out the fire! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Where is the website which counts the deaths under Saddam's regime?

    4. Re:surely, the pyromaniac will put out the fire! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Where is the website which counts the deaths under Saddam's regime? Would that count the number of Iranians he killed with chemical weapons supplied by the U.S.?
      'cause that would be a LOT.
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  103. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'fuckwad' is one word...

  104. Challenge by thelexx · · Score: 1

    Name one of these 'essential' day to day services, provided at the federal level, that he wishes to completely ban and not merely leave to the states.

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  105. Re:Sorrier... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

    We don't live in Jefferson's decentralized world; any sort of armed revolution, successful or unsuccessful, against the government would be incredibly disruptive, would result in a lot of lost lives, would open us up to serious military threats from abroad, and would tank the economy for several years.
    So how exactly is that different from Jefferson's time? Large armed conflicts have always been expensive, disruptive, and dangerous.
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  106. Heads will roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They need to clean house and fire every last person who contributed to this scheme. Write your representitves and demand it.

  107. Oh, get real. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's really hard to take seriously a video that begins by misspelling the speaker's name (Naomi Wolf) as "Noami". Are these the kind of people I'd feel comfortable associating myself with? People who, instead of presenting a reasoned written argument, can only say "ya, you should, like, watch this video"?

    Oh please. Naomi Wolf didn't cut the video together herself. I know plenty of people all over the political spectrum who make typos, and far worse, so that's an exceptionally lame excuse for not wanting to listen to a lecture. If you don't like the material being discussed, why not just say so rather than find excuses to avoid listening? --Or maybe, (horrors), offer up your own 'reasoned argument' for why you think the material is at fault. --I've written many hundreds of such arguments in my time, so I figured it couldn't hurt to hear it from another person's perspective. --I thought she did a pretty succinct job, although a little more confidence at the end of her speech might have been appropriate.


    -FL

  108. 2girls1cup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2girls1cup is tame compared to how much this and the non-reaction from the media/public disgusts me.

  109. No way by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    Personally I would prefer the US occupying the country I was in rather than having Saddam run it.

    Medical care under Saddam was good enough that Iraq didn't have cholera epidemics. They have them now, thanks to you. Cholera is an unbelievably infectious and deadly disease; there is no telling how many hundreds of thousands of people will die from it. And you are responsible.

    Yes, I mean you personally: anybody who starts a war is responsible for all the ensuing blood and disease; this principle was established at the Nuremberg Trials. And because you live in a democracy and therefore have the sovereign power of the vote, you are personally responsible for whatever your country does. You are to blame for all the death, torture, and disease. No excuses.

    1. Re:No way by RaNdOm+OuTpUt · · Score: 0

      Unless you count minors. Or (in many (most(?)) states) convicted felons... even those who have served their time to society in prison. Or people mistakenly listed as a felon.

      Of course, America is not a democracy. It is a republic. The people (at least those allowed to vote) vote for people to represent them. But there's (almost) never more than ten people for each office on a ballot (usually less). And no one in the world shares the exact same views. So the people who do vote have to choose the person who appears to have the most similar views. Then the person they voted for has to win. Then they hope that they were right about their "representative's" views. And that those views don't change. So, no, the responsibility for the war does not fall to the majority of Americans. Some of them, yes. But to say that living in America makes you responsible for the war is asinine.

      ---A (for obvious reasons anonymous) person in America who can't vote, but disagrees with the war

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    2. Re:No way by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      Of course, America is not a democracy. It is a republic.

      As I said, "no excuses". And I refuse to play your definition game. If you have the vote, the responsiblility is yours: you are personally responsible for all the horror in Iraq. No excuses.

  110. Re:Sorrier... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight:

    You think that if enough people ask Bush and Cheney to change their minds, they'll do so out of the goodness of their hearts? And if they don't, we'll have no choice but to ask them politely again?

    Yeah, that's a real incentive.

    That sounds a lot like (though not directly comparable to) abstaining from voting to promote change in the electoral system: "I'm going to ignore you and let you take more power until you change your ways."

    Confrontation is necessary for change.

    - RG>

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  111. Re:Sorrier... by belmolis · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since when did the Kent State Massacre put an end to the anti-war movement? That's not how I remember it, and I've never even seen anyone claim this. The movement continued, the war became increasingly unpopular, and the US withdrew.

    Incidentally, four students were killed at Kent State, not two: Alison Krause, Jeffrey Miller, Sandra Scheuer, and William Schroeder. Only the first two were participants in the protest; the second two were bystanders.

  112. Re:Sorrier... by belmolis · · Score: 1

    The fact that there were massive demonstrations in the wake of Kent State puts paid to your theory that the anti-war movement died out because the protesters were frightened by the deaths at Kent State.

    Outside of a nationwide student strike over the Kent State Massacre itself, there were no more mass antiwar demonstrations.

    Not so. How about the Mayday Protestsof 1971, which put Washington into a virtual state of siege?

  113. Re:First Post by lems1 · · Score: 1

    And you can also just watch the movie "Wag the dog" :-P

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  114. In Soviet Union ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Union, emergency manages you.

  115. Re:Sorrier... by darkfire5252 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hint: it might be a crime for a US citizen to advocate taking up arms against his government. It might be called treason.

    In reality, you'd probably end up wishing that what the gov't called it was treason. The trend is clear; a person who is resisting, advocating resistance, or doing anything contrary to the will of the State is a terrorist. Terrorists are not to be considered human, and it's expected that any action that involves the treatment of the terrorist is not only acceptable, but it will not even be questioned.

    The first step to oppressing a people is to stop believing that they are human. That's why they're called insurgents, which is defined in Webster's as "a rebel not recognized as a belligerent" (with belligerent meaning "belonging to or recognized ... protected by and subject to the laws of war"). That's why terrorist is not well defined and is used in a manner unlike other terminology. A 'soldier' has a particular job and description, and thus can be separated into 'infantry', 'Marines', 'scout', etc. A 'terrorist' is a descriptive term that implies there is nothing more that can be said. There's no type of terrorism mentioned. No one is defining the political change that terrorism is being used for. FFS, we live in a time where "they are terrorists, think of what unnamable things that 'terrorists' would do to you if they got a chance" is a valid justification of torturing them and imprisoning them without trial or charges.

    Of course, that's also why the people who live in the USA are 'consumers', not people. I was at a party last night; it was not an extremely large gathering, there was drinking but no noise problems, and there was nothing disruptive about it. 4 police cars pull up, no less than 6 officers get out and talk amongst themselves. 2 of them walk up to the entryway to a patio (clearly belonging to the apartment). I ask what the problem is, and (non-belligerently) tell them that this is private property and that they're not welcome. One of the officers looks at me, and says (direct quote) "What are you going to do about it?" and walks into the patio area and begins questioning and demanding ID from everyone in sight. (Everyone was over 21.) We're losing this battle rapidly, and the trends in other areas work against us.

    Freedom was nice while it lasted.
  116. Re:Sorrier... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article you cite:

    By 1971, many anti-war leaders realized that massive, non-violent political protests were not going to end the Vietnam war.
  117. What can be said.. by Uberwabawaba · · Score: 1

    I am absolutely blown away by this. The level of stupidity and incompetence necessary to even attempt something so deceptive is...disturbing. Welcome to Bush's world I guess, we should have a national holiday commemorating the death of the United States.

  118. Re:Sorrier... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

    four students were killed at Kent State, not two

    I beleieve you are correct. I regret the factual error.

  119. Re:Sorrier... by jfreaksho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is true, but the parent poster did not post the entire quote; he missed a very important two words, "...patriots and..."

    The quote is actually, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Jefferson knew exactly what it took to overthrow a government, and did not ignore the costs to the rebelling side. People today like to ignore those words when they talk about revolution, because they don't like to think that they will actually have to pay the price themselves, and seem to think they will lose support by mentioning it.
    J.

  120. Re:Sorrier... by Raenex · · Score: 1

    I am not advocating an armed revolution. You said: "Liberty is fed with the blood of tyrants." You also say: "Hint: it might be a crime for a US citizen to advocate taking up arms against his government." So in not-so-subtle terms, you are arguing for armed revolution. Which would be a huge mistake. Chances are after all the bloodshed and upheaval the new government would be even worse.

    It's kinda funny watching all these armchair Slashdotters arguing for violent overthrow. Most of them probably couldn't turn over their mattress, let alone a government.
  121. Re:First Post by Raenex · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a bizarre story. Sounds like some White House insider knew him as a gay escort friendly to conservative causes and used him as a plant. This, Senator Craig's bathroom exploits, and other stories are surreal. Is the whole far-right movement based on closet homosexuals?

  122. as an MPA, I think all of them should be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Everyone that participated should have known that their actions were misleading the public and seriously dangerous to the organization's ability to carry out its mission.

    You cannot have a disaster response agency that no one trusts. I just finished my public administration degree, and even though it was from a crappy third tier school I don't think any of my peers would have been stupid enough to do something like that (speaking from a risk perspective).

    However, from an ethical/service perspective...i'm afraid that people from all walks of life would be sure to attempt it if they thought the could get away with it. The problem here is that not one of the employees had the leadership and ethical capability to stand up and challenge the plan before it happened--therefore all participants should be fired.

  123. Re:First Post by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

    It sure looks that way, doesn't it?

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  124. They were definitely reporters. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    and private eyes, and school teachers...

    They were reporters trying to get the scoop on a wealthy socialite who was getting married. They found out the wedding was a sham cooked up by thieves.

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  125. Military threats from abroad? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Yes guys, don't let your guard down, otherwise we will invade you, and will declare enchiladas the national dish.

    You don't want that. Specially if they are *mole* enchiladas....

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  126. Where to start... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There where no trigger happy gangs. No matter which way you slice it, there weren't. Actually Iraq was one of the safest places to be (plenty of evidence of that). This is unsurprising, most dictatorships are like that, this is not necessarily a good thing, but what you are implying is factually incorrect.

    In Hussein's times maybe people did not have all the services, but at least there was some infrastructures mantained (poorly if you want) by an organized government.

    For the thousands unnecessarily dead in Iraq and their families, your wished improvement in 20 years time must be beyond a contemptuous reply (now think about that, you have one or more family members or friends dead, your way of life destroyed, and a supporter of the invaders tells you life will be better in 20 years time. If you think they will greet you and thank you for everything, well, you clearly are living in a parallel universe).

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    1. Re:Where to start... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      The people in the mass graves disagree with you.

  127. Where is the Iraqi information minister..... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... when you *really* need it?

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  128. Believe none of what you read . . . by kinglitho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . and only half of what you see.

    This is nothing new in the "News" biz. Remember Bush's phony Iraq videoconference with the troops where the "questions" were rehearsed beforehand?

    Lest we think only government officials do this, or only Republicans, remember:

    . . . NBC's "expose" of exploding gas tanks on pickup trucks using footage supplied by an advocacy group (funded by trial lawyers, btw) where incendiary devices were used to create explosions on cue?

    . . . Dan Rather's phony National Guard memos?

    Ask yourself how an author gets interviewed on 60 Minutes. Is it because CBS' parent company also owns the publisher? Why do so many "investigative journalism" pieces about corporate malfeasance get broadcast just before jury selection begins in the civil case? Why do so many trade magazine articles read like press releases (because they are)?
    There is no objective standard for what "news" is. It's up to us to pay attention to the source and timing of the information we are being fed, and decide its value.

  129. Re:Sorrier... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
    I am not advocating an armed revolution. I *am* advocating passive demonstrations against these abhorrent policies, typified by FEMA's sham news conference.

    None of which require overhauling the constitution (save maybe adding term limits to legislators) to stop career politicians.

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  130. AND patriots, to finish the paraphrase by wilec · · Score: 1

    "Liberty is fed with the blood of tyrants"

      AND patriots, to finish the paraphrase of Jefferson. Herein lies the problem today. Despite what a few country music stars and other assorted chicken hawks would lead you to believe there is a bit of a shortage of true patriots these days. We are all still just too comfortable and thus too fearful of losing our soft lives, so far anyway. I do believe there are plenty Americans with the passion and fortitude to evolve into true patriots, if pushed far enough. The question is just how far can these folks be pushed before the break occurs. Anyway as TJ noted form time to time the "tree of liberty must be fed" or it will simply wither and die from neglect.

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    Matthew

  131. Four points. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You think anyone who doesn't agree with your warped UFO evidence peddling writers is a fool.

    No. I only think that you specifically are a fool because:

    A. You judge evidence without looking at it first. It is a universally accepted truth that only fools behave in this manner. --You even steadfastly declared that you would NOT look, while struggling to manufacture the thinnest of reasons to justify this behavior. (Heck, if you would look at the last example I posted, you would see that your most current excuse has been addressed and in fact agreed with!)

    B. You make endless faulty arguments and when the faults are pointed out, rather than respond to those points you instead merely present brand new faulty arguments which do not take into account the points previously raised. You have not exhibited the capacity to learn from or even recognize your own mistakes.

    C. When offered concrete examples and reasoning, you simply ignore them.

    D. You are rude and until your most recent posts, largely incoherent, and when it was pointed out that this was damaging to both your arguments and your credibility, you got huffy and accusatory as though I am somehow at fault for not wanting to accept gibberish and insults.

    That's four strikes against you. --Whereas all you have offered in return is to continue throwing around broken arguments, to continue calling me names, and now, apparently, to accuse me of elitism because I had the audacity to point out when and how you were not making any sense.

    I am clearly wasting my efforts in attempting to answer your questions and accusations; rather than listening and responding to my answers, you hide from them behind flimsy excuses and throw profanity at me.

    --Though I am certain you will be able to pretend that you emerged victorious. Self-delusion is wonderfully comforting that way; it is in fact the only choice available to those who refuse to look at evidence and who prefer instead to live exclusively inside the safety and comfort of their own minds. (Armchair logic.) This is ultimately self-destructive, but that's fine by me. Goodbye now.


    -FL

  132. Game Over by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    >Though I am certain you will be able to pretend that you emerged victorious. Self-delusion is wonderfully comforting that way; it is in fact the only choice available to those who refuse to look at evidence and who prefer instead to live exclusively inside the safety and comfort of their own minds. (Armchair logic.) This is ultimately self-destructive, but that's fine by me. Goodbye now.

    *puts on striped shirt*

    *reviews thread*

    *blows whistle*

    You're both Off-topic. You both get fined One Internet.