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Ballmer Calls Android a "Press Release"

Bergkamp10 writes "Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer tried to shoot down Google's new mobile platform at a press conference in Tokyo. Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present, and said the mobile platform market is 'Microsoft's world.' Ballmer dodged requests to comment on specifics of the Android software platform, preferring instead to highlight the successes of the Windows Mobile platform which he said is on 150 different handsets and is available from over 100 different mobile operators. 'Well of course their efforts are just some words on paper right now, it's hard to do a very clear comparison [with Windows Mobile],' Ballmer said. 'Right now they have a press release, we have many, many millions of customers, great software, many hardware devices and they're welcome in our world,' he added."

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  1. Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present

    That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.

    1. Re:Vaporware? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.


      Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet. I have little doubt that it will be adopted with great speed, but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.

    2. Re:Vaporware? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Windows Mobile is in widespread use

      As an ex-user of Windows Mobile and now on Symbian, I'd say the market is still wide open for someone who can do it well.

      WinCE is still crash-prone, clumsy and ugly on a handheld. Symbian is more stable and looks better, but still has glitches, and is much harder to develop for. Apple iPhone's locked down nature isn't suited to creating a new mobile software ecosystem, so if Google gets this right, they may have a new wave to ride.

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    3. Re:Vaporware? by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This just in, Loud mouth CEO down plays and insults competition. Really people, This is in no way suprising, of course Ballmer is going to insult anything that isnt microsoft. At this point I think we should all do our selves the favor of ignoring anything that comes out of his mouth these days. Except maybe to have the occasional laugh at something wildly outrageous.

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    4. Re:Vaporware? by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.


      Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet. Apparently Windows mobile has a little more presence on phones than Linux has on the desktop. "Widespread use" doesn't seem to be a very good way of characterising it.

      Granted Windows Mobile has seen the Real World (tm) and has even been through a number of iterations which made it somewhet better (hopefully). It also has the theoretical advantage of being able to communicate more easily with the dominant desktop system and to share applications with it with a recompile (and possibly a few tweakings).

      Note however that with those pretty massive advantages it still remains a very marginal player on the phone market. This hints very strongly at a problem with Windows Mobile. If it's Microsoft's World it's full of dragons.

      Disclaimer : Looking at that market from the outside, not a Microsoft user, my phone is dumb and the PDAs I've used were Palms.
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    5. Re:Vaporware? by topham · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Windows Mobile is on 150 different phones; and every one of them sucks.

    6. Re:Vaporware? by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the other hand, maybe OpenMoko will be the one to 'get it right'.

      I used to always believe that Open Source was a neat thing, and a good idea... But not terribly effective at being cutting edge. That has changed lately, at least in my eyes, and I see OS taking over. Compiz on Kubuntu is very, very nice, if not yet perfect. I can do things on it that make my Mac co-workers a bit jealous (Yakuake, desktop cube, scribbling on the screen) and it's getting better all the time. ATI has been releasing their specs and I expect Linux to soon (read: a few years) have better video drivers and capabilities than Windows.

      OpenMoko could do for cellphones/mobile-devices what Ubuntu is doing for the desktop. If they get it right.

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    7. Re:Vaporware? by wfWebber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let me start by saying I welcome any initiative to make it easier to develop software for phones. Let me continue by saying WM6 (atleast to me) is a great platform albeit a tad slow. I've yet to experience my first phone-crash, something I've seen more then once while running symbian.

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    8. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're appealing to the wrong people.

      Just imagine the synergy that could be had from combining Windows Mobile with say a Dyson. Imagine all those maids, cleaners, housewives/husbands who could have increased productivity from all that suckage.

    9. Re:Vaporware? by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple is releasing a SDK in February. It remains to be seen exactly how locked down it will be after the SDK comes out.

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    10. Re:Vaporware? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Make that 151. Here's a scathing review of Windows Mobile 6 on what the reviewer thinks is a really great piece of hardware. Money quote:

      If your Web browser can't play Flash videos, it should just say so. It should not say, "Make sure the path and file name are correct and that all the required libraries are available." (Insert your own joke here about double-checking the local public library's operating hours.)

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    11. Re:Vaporware? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      He's right in this case though, isn't he? I'm amazed that Google is quickly overtaking Microsoft in the vaporware business.

    12. Re:Vaporware? by notaprguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wonder whether you're being honest. I've used several Windows Mobile phones and can't think of a single crash - ever. Maybe I had one about a year ago when I installed some wierd app. Also, Windows Mobile has improved greatly in UI and Microsoft gives the handset makers pretty much total freedom to customize as they see fit. Windows Mobile is just a platform. It's the handset makers who do interesting things with it.

    13. Re:Vaporware? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      WinCE is on par with Windows 95 when it comes to stability and security. And the functionality is about the scale "one size fits all", which means that it's not really possible to tweak it so it suits your particular preferences.

      The old PalmOS was a little better in some parts, but it was even less stable and couldn't cope with the mobile phone pda functionality.

      The whole phone industry is really about not really providing a stable base for developers, just because there is an urgent need to really push out new phone models on a daily basis. A phone "lives" for less than a year, and if the platform is friendly for developers the manufacturers will get stuck into more backwards compatibility requirements which will slow down the development of new models. But this isn't very unlike the PC situation in the early 80's before IBM dropped the PC, which actually was inferior to many similar machines at the time, but since it had the IBM brand on it a lot of large companies and agencies bought it and it became the de facto standard. Oh how the segmented addressing was hated in the 80's and the 640k barrier and the EXTREMELY BAD GRAPHICS and ...

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    14. Re:Vaporware? by notaprguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You said: Note however that with those pretty massive advantages it still remains a very marginal player on the phone market. Well, change "phone market" to "smartphone market" and the picture changes. Windows Mobile is doing very well in the smartphone market overall, especially in the US. That's where the innovation is happening. Anybody can build a basic little toy phone OS/experience.

    15. Re:Vaporware? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I wonder whether you're being honest. I've used several Windows Mobile phones and can't think of a single crash

      On the other hand, I KNOW you are lying.

      I've used and developed for handheld computers since the original Palm Pilot 1000, and still have the first 1000 I ever bought. I've owned or been issued handhelds running just about every system available, and I can state without a doubt that Windows Mobile is easily the most unreliable.

      If you haven't had a crash or lockup on yours, you haven't been using it.

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    16. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If MS made vacuum cleaners? That's the only time their product wouldn't suck.

    17. Re:Vaporware? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're just not a good developer. I spent several minutes thinking about any crashes I might have had. The only thing I could come up with was some kind of scripting error that gave me a warning saying, essentially, do you want to run this script which may slow down your system? I remember clicking "yes" and, in fact, it did slow down my system. If that's a crash then I guess you're right. In terms of havint the system just stop running, requiring a restart, I don't remember any. Maybe I'm just an optimist and have blocked it out but I don't think so. Good use of bold, btw.

    18. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no this is funny and even funnier because it is informitive!
      Dude every one of their handhelds sucks too.

    19. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to remember one very important thing.

      Google, is hands down the most popular computer/internet service available in the entire world.
      Search engines existed before Google, and people would say "I'll do a web search" or whatnot.
      Now the term is "Google it."

      Google is popular enough to take any market by storm, with a resounding ability.
      Of course this is dependent on Google making software that works, of course I have little doubt that these very competent developers will be able to pull it off.

      Just remember
      Google isn't ostracized by any large group, it doesn't matter whether you're on Linux, Windows, Mac OS, Free BSD, or whatever other O.S. you are running, you still use Google.com

    20. Re:Vaporware? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet. I have little doubt that it will be adopted with great speed, but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.


      How can a product that doesn't exist yet possibly be in widespread use? There's no real point to that statement. Maybe after the product is out and we wait a few years to see what it does. Then again, all of the US companies want crippled products bundled on their phones anyway.
    21. Re:Vaporware? by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      well, David Pogue isn't what I would call an objective reviewer. For reference see this link. You'll see what I mean.

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    22. Re:Vaporware? by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      If you manage to write an app that crashes the phone OS, then the phone OS cannot be that good, can it?

    23. Re:Vaporware? by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      come on, someone with mod points mark this as funny...

    24. Re:Vaporware? by XSforMe · · Score: 1

      ...currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.

      "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."
      M. Ghandi

      Last time it was chairs flying, maybe this time the desk will follow?

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    25. Re:Vaporware? by YukonTech · · Score: 1

      I've had a windows mobile phone for about a year now, and I have no doubt it is installed on many phones I think "use" is the wrong word. I hate the thing, I need it for work but every cell phone I've ever had dating back to the big old grey Brick phones was WAY better then my windows mobile phone. Sure it can 100 and 10 things it just can't do ANY of them properly. ZIt freezes constantly, its battery use is terrible, I gave up tryin to use it as an audio player the day I got it. It will freeze when calls come in, it will freeze when trying to make calls. I anxiously await the end result of googles "press release", because currently the market is WIDE open.

      Ballmer the ever conceded optimist thinks microsoft has a lockdown on mobile phones because they own a small percentage of the market, but yet they think they have a chance on MP3 players, and (LOL) the search market. Maybe one day he will wake up to the Real World and realise the only thing microsoft has ever done right is office, and manipulating a monopoly.

    26. Re:Vaporware? by alienw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think you quite understand the situation here. Linux on the desktop was a hobbyist project until very recently. Hobbyist projects rarely amount to much: good programmers usually don't have a whole lot of spare time. Novell and Ubuntu/Canonical/Shuttleworth started pushing desktop Linux a couple of years ago, and it's already made tremendous gains. Linux is certainly pretty successful on the server, which is where 98% of the development effort was going. IBM and Redhat don't care about the desktop; they needed a server operating system, and they were quite successful at creating it.

      The fact is, open-source is a highly efficient way to collaboratively develop software. It is a great framework for collaboration on a corporate level: it's simple and lightweight, with no complicated corporate agreements and resulting conflicts of interest. This is what Google is trying to accomplish here. If a few of the major 5-10 handset vendors gets serious and hires a few developers to push this platform along, it will quickly surpass anything Microsoft or Symbian can come up with, simply because the handset vendors know how to make phones and Microsoft doesn't. Google is just trying to kick-start the process.

    27. Re:Vaporware? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      Windows Mobile is in widespread use

      Now that's rich. Widespread use? What percent of the cell phone market does it have? 0.5%?

    28. Re:Vaporware? by wavedeform · · Score: 1

      Well, Pogue certainly makes his likes and dislikes known, but isn't that the job of a reviewer? I suppose you would look to Rob Enderle for objective info?

    29. Re:Vaporware? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      why should there be a difference... shouldn't ALL phones be smart? It's a better allocation of resources. That is why Apple made an iPhone and sold 2 million @ $499/$599 a pop in just 4 months. There's a market for phones that "just work" and all the MS phones I've seen are a far cry from "user friendly" as iPhone.

      Microsoft has had 5 years to do something and their product isn't "must have". Note they did do the same hard work as Apple on Xbox and Zune to some success, they are user-friendly products. It's not necessarily bad engineers, it's bad management. Content with making a "good enough" product, then locking companies into business deals to make it successful. They beat out Palm for features but pushed the idea that smartphones are "hard" to do right.

    30. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google mail is still a "beta", but has taken a large chunk of the internet mail population... bells & whistles.

    31. Re:Vaporware? by multimed · · Score: 1

      HTC Apache owner here - I bought it because of the hardware & thought I could learn to get used to the OS...more than anything else, I really liked the slide out keyboard and WiFi. It hard crashes about once a month - often while I'm talking on the phone. I can live with that frequency of crashing, I'm not complaining just stating they do crash - maybe you're lucky, maybe I'm unlucky, I don't know. But the OS is just so horrifically bad to use - the UI is miserable. And the built in apps? I chose Windows Mobile because I felt the Palm OS had just stagnated & was missing current features. But the address book and calendar on the Palm are just so much more usable than those on Windows Mobile. These are a couple of the most basic, but critical functions for a lot of users.

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    32. Re:Vaporware? by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Why mod funny? It's a very, very old joke. The second part of it would be "Not only would it fail at sucking, it would BLOW!".

      Oops.. I just posted. It looks like my mod points are worthless here.

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    33. Re:Vaporware? by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      I agree totally, I mean, if you change "smartphone market" to "Windows Mobile" market, it is doing even better!

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    34. Re:Vaporware? by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      I use a Palm Treo with Windows Mobile 5 regularly and it crashes ALL THE TIME. It will become unable to respond to user input, unable to connect to the network despite a signal, etc.

      I have rebooted more times than I care to mention. It is definitely buggy.

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    35. Re:Vaporware? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Make that 151. Here's a scathing review of Windows Mobile 6 on what the reviewer thinks is a really great piece of hardware.


      Two words: David Pogue. If you know ANYTHING about the guy, you know that he's been crapping on Microsoft for YEARS. I have a 1992 "Macs for Dummies" book by Pogue, and it contains numerous jabs at Microsoft. Pogue even gave the overpriced, limited Apple TV a glowing review.

      Why didn't you go full out and quote Mossberg?
    36. Re:Vaporware? by Daemonic · · Score: 1

      I've yet to experience my first phone-crash
      Then you're very lucky.

      I've spent the last few weeks battling with my WM6 smartphone, during which time it has repeatedly failed to send text messages (turn it off and on again a few times to succeed), a couple of times failed to make phone calls (off and on again to get it back), Once locked me out of most settings screens (hardware reset to get that one back) and asked me to turn it off and on again after installing software.

      It's the full windows experience in a mobile phone!

      Having come to WM6 after being used to old Psion PDAs I find the difference between a device designed from the ground up to be a PDA and one designed to mimic a desktop PC quite shocking.

      The Psions came with full-featured applications installed that made them immediately productive as PDAs. The WM6 device comes with some lobotomised office applications that have made the transition very badly.

      It looks as though I can purchase additional software to get me back up to the level of functionality I'm used to with my old Psion, but I really begrudge having to do so.

      Also I find its usefulness as a phone very poor, with lots of unnecessarily convoluted button-pushing to do fairly normal day-to-day tasks.

      Certainly by the time my contract expires, I'm hoping some other manufacturer will have come up with a decent alternative.

    37. Re:Vaporware? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      Two words: David Pogue. If you know ANYTHING about the guy, you know that he's been crapping on Microsoft for YEARS...Why didn't you go full out and quote Mossberg?


      One saying: "Even squirrels find a hidden acorn sometimes." What DON'T you agree with about his assessment of WM6? And I'll quote Goatberg too if he strikes gold and gets something right too...
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    38. Re:Vaporware? by BlueBat · · Score: 1

      Except that from what I hear, it's not an open or free SDK. I would like to write some software for my own phone (it runs Windows Mobile 5) but for all of my searching, I can't find anything on programming it for free/inexpensively. I do not have very much money but would like to program for my phone. I definitely cannot afford the multiple thousands of dollars to just be able to program a quick little program that only I would ever use. Android is supposed to come with a FREE and open SDK so that anyone could program for it. I am seriously considering getting one of these phones when they come out next year. Please note that I am not a professional programmer and have not programmed too much in the past 10 years. I would be a hobbiest but I want the ability to program for my computing platform.

    39. Re:Vaporware? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      5 years? Windows CE came out in 1997, and it still blows. I used a Treo 700w for about four hours before turning it in for a 700p. Scrolling my calendar from Oct 31 to Nov 1 shouldn't result in a 3 second delay.

    40. Re:Vaporware? by hosecoat · · Score: 1
      "...but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point."


      except for where Ballmer says "[We] have great software". As a app developer for windows mobile I can say they don't.

    41. Re:Vaporware? by DMoylan · · Score: 1

      have to agree with you. wish i had the mod points to vote you up. all i can do is talk about the crap i've dealt with using ce/ppc/wm

      ok my company wanted to develop for ce/pocket pc/wm (whatever they're calling it this week, if they have to keep renaming it then they are failing to build brand loyalty)

      my boss is obsessed and seems to buy a new one every year. not that he uses it as he finds that within the first month they lose data when he loses the charger/sync cable. he always loses the cable/charger, it's a gift.

      xda
      this was absolutely hysterical. the first 'smart phone' from ms that i saw. three of our customers bought them and one managed to keep using it for 6 months. features included having to type the number that you looked up from the address book into the phone application as it couldn't do this itself when first released. my favourite feature was that when you were on a call touching the screen disconnected it. this meant the user had to hold the phone a few millimetres away from their head. then if you were talking and accidently brushed against the screen the other person missed all your end of the conversation. the person who kept it for 6 months bought a nokia to make calls and only used the xda for documents. till the constant data loss drove him batty. current location:in a drawer somewhere last i asked.

      xda ii
      this was a much better device and barring the problems with crashes was ok. i could steer my away from the crashes by using nothing but one app at a time and stay away from media mp3s/mpgs. bit pointless when you do that for a device that sells itself as a media capable device. battery life was quite short. ok for somebody who would be driving so they can charge it constantly during the day. i made this device crash 14 times in 90 minutes just by using blue tooth. current location:gave it back to the guy who was trying to sell them to us.

      jasjar
      this on paper is excellent. wifi, camera, bt, keyboard. tabletesque when you twist the keyboard out of the way and use it like a normal pocket pc. the killer was battery life. i once had it fully charged and with wifi/bt switched on walked out to the guy who wanted to see it saw the power drop 10% in less than 2 minutes. current location:on a shelf by my desk. hasn't been powered up in months.

      mitac & yakumo gps pocket pcs
      we've had a few of these and sold a few to our customers as we were offered them very cheap. too cheap. suspiciously cheap. a nerd here at work bought one for the navigation. he's a long time palm user so there were a lot of jokes around the office about him switching to the dark side. first impressions very good. battery life excellent (achieved by slowing the processor). at first he used it as a media device with mp3s and movie files. after about 2 months he gave up on that as it made it lock and ofter the sound was out of sync with the movie. then he just used it for maps till it learned the trick of locking when been used on long journies so that he would miss his turnoffs. current location:he broke the system by punching it. that says it call to me.

      htc s620 (i think)
      programmer won this at a ms lecture on how to use ms dot net and ms sql to sync data on pocketpc to desktop. having previous experience with a yakumo gps unit. he gave it to his wife to play with as she was on maternity leave so been stuck in the house wasn't going to worry about the battery life as she is always near the charger. first impressions ok. till the daylight savings kicked in. she had given up on it as it crashed a bit so was using it as an alarm. this worked ok for months till the clocks went back. all her alarms rang an hour late. she didn't wake up on time to feed the baby so they had a nice night of screaming. current location:he didn't say but he did ask for the loan of a hammer.

      overall
      the way i judge hardware is the following. when i am finished with hardware does anybody else want it? i have never had a problem giving away psion/palm/nokia. there is always somebody who wants it. windows ce/ppc/wm. 90% of units i know of are unpowered on a shelf or drawer.

    42. Re:Vaporware? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I'm a fan of Blackberry's system (I love my 8800). It seems to be quite stable, and just works from my experience. Just a data point ;)

    43. Re:Vaporware? by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      as an owner of several smartphones running Windows Mobile 2002 thru 5.0 i can tell you that crashes are pretty common place. at least for me. I finally gave up, my blackberry pearl has yet to crash and as mentioned in someone else's post, it just works. never another WM phone for me.

      i did try writing a couple of apps for WM5.0 using visual studio .net. was pretty cool and easy to work with. I liked being able to emulate a handset to check things out.

    44. Re:Vaporware? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      "Hey man, is your library available?"

      "What? I don't know."

      "Well, I guess you'd better go double check your local public library's operating hours!"

      Bam! Zowa! Still got it!

    45. Re:Vaporware? by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      that would be the job of a reviewer, however we tend to know what Pogue will say; even if it were a good MS product, Pogue will tell you it is crap; so no Pogue is not to be trusted. sorry

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    46. Re:Vaporware? by ozphx · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't believe Open Source is that great for large projects... remember the articles that the larger projects are mainly (90+%) contributed by a core group of funded developers - basically just like a normal project with the code available.

      For smaller things where people demand customisation, like a phone OS it might just work. Sure they'll be incredible amounts of crap out there when people realise they can create reams of custom crap (see myspace for my predicted average aesthetic).

      Just like the win mobile platform, where development is uber simple (compact .net), we can expect a whole bunch of apps/utilities, but also get the OS customisation as well. Yay.

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    47. Re:Vaporware? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      But this isn't very unlike the PC situation in the early 80's before IBM dropped the PC, which actually was inferior to many similar machines at the time.

      That's not really a fair comparison: inferior is a relative term. IBM looked at the business market (not the home/hobbyist users catered to by the likes of Apple, Commodore, Atari, SWTPC and others) and gave it exactly what it needed. And 640K was ten times the capacity of all the other "personal computers" sold at the time. Hell, the IBMPC didn't even have color graphics upon initial release ... just the IBM Monochrome Display and corresponding adapter. But you know what? It didn't need it. With the IBM name behind it, solid construction, a solid maintenance program, great keyboard (specifically designed to appeal to secretaries with its simulated Selectric feel) and a substantial library of business software (largely Apple ports, but still) it was just what the corporate world needed. Companies bought into it bigtime, not just because it had the IBM logo on the front (remember, all of IBM's previous desktop entries failed), but because it did the job they wanted a desktop machine to do, and did it better than anything else that was out at the time. I was doing consulting before the PC came out, and the system most used in business at the time was the Apple ][-series. I did a LOT of programming on both platforms, but as a business-class computer system, the PC was far superior.

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    48. Re:Vaporware? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I would like to write some software for my own phone (it runs Windows Mobile 5) but for all of my searching, I can't find anything on programming it for free/inexpensively.

      If you want something simple, try http://www.grandasoft.com/Products/XSDesigner/default.aspx

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    49. Re:Vaporware? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      If you manage to write an app that crashes the phone OS, then the phone OS cannot be that good, can it? Why bother? Windows Mobile already comes with apps that do that. Speaking as a very experienced Mio and Dell Axim owner, of course.
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    50. Re:Vaporware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aah, the fury of ModMacBoys!!

    51. Re:Vaporware? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You have failed to consider the gap between windows 1 and windows vista, 5 years is definitely not enough for M$ and considering vista somehow managed to be a backwards step against xp, perhaps a 25 year development cycle is more appropriate for M$, besides it coincides with their never ending user pays upgrade policy. The next one will really work, promise, both secure, stable and use friendly. With M$ you are both the user and the used at the same time ;).

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    52. Re:Vaporware? by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Everything you hear on it right now is speculation.

      I would also imagine that the SDK will work like all of Apple's other tools--it will probably be available for free to ADC members (at the free membership level). What is not known is what will be required to get an app made with the SDK onto the iPhone.

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    53. Re:Vaporware? by sglines · · Score: 1

      And Unix/Linux is snakeoil.

  2. That's funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarious. Microsoft, Google, Apple, Palm, in fact all pretty much all american companies I can think of apart from Motorola are currently also-rans in the global mobile OS or hardware arena. Remember, the USA is a true technological backwater (compared to places I've been in AFRICA, ffs!) when it comes to cars or mobile phones.

    1. Re:That's funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motorola is quickly heading towards also ran status in this market too. The RAZR kept them going a little longer than they otherwise would have, but they've milked that to its fullest extent now, and don't have anything new to offer.

  3. Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by HBI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the same guy who at one point ran around a COMDEX crashing OS/2 systems with a custom made application to put the lie to IBM's touting of its "crashproof" nature. He's been Microsoft's attack dog for the last 20 years and that's pretty much been his only role in the industry. What is the reason that I, or anyone else, should care what this professional troll thinks?

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    1. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are correct about his role at Microsoft. He really is Microsoft's attack dog, but regardless of what you and I think of him, he is correct. Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays. And yes, Google's announcement is sort of a press release at the moment.

      To sum things up, competition is good and Microsoft is going to get a taste of a company that can do more to mobile platforms than Symbian can (or so I expect).

    2. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If he did crash the OS/2 boxes he proved they were not "crashproof" as IBM falsely claimed though, didn't he? I don't think you can call him troll. I'd call him a debunker in this case. Actually, I'd call you troll.

    3. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft has a pretty good presence in the mobile market, but it is most definately not "Microsoft's World".

      Steve is running scared. I'd say that over 75% of the Windows Mobile market consists of handsets manufactured by HTC and Motorola, with a good chunk of the rest being Samsung. Guess what - those two companies are part of Google's OHA. (I can't remember, is Samsung involved? Microsoft is really screwed if they are.)

      Steve should shut up and stop attacking Android and figure out how to compete before Microsoft loses one of their largest handset manufacturers.

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    4. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays.

      Nice astroturf attempt, but too many people here have tried to use Windows Mobile handhelds.

      Their software is not good. It's not stable. It's resource hungry. The interface is intrusive and ugly. The only advantage for users of the platform is the development tools available.

      If Palm hadn't dropped the ball, Google might have had a fight on their hands. As it is, the field's open.

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    5. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      I really hope he doesn't compete. I would love it, LOVE IT if there actually was a dominant open platform. Especially the emerging cell phone market. To be able to do whatever the hell you want with what you buy..... how novel.

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    6. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah he sure is a freak. And what does he say himself? 'Bill's the visionary - I'm the enthusiast.' Such enthusiasm. He's going to wake up one day and realise people don't buy his bullshit anymore.

    7. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by alexhs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You might be right, but I would say "it depends".
      No system is crashproof if you have root access
      You can write to /dev/kmem to crash a Linux system...

      The GP is light on details but you can interpret it as "They found a flaw working as an unprivileged user, and wrote a program exploiting that flaw, crashing the system" or "They wrote a program requiring root acces that would purposefully trash the system".

      With the 2nd interpretation, Ballmer didn't prove anything else that "don't run your system as root/admin".

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    8. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by uradu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, Microsoft are the dominant smartphone platform right now, and Android is nothing more than an announcement. But that doesn't change the fact that Microsoft have seriously rested on their laurels with their pocket OS. For a company that likes to include the word "innovation" in just about any phrase they utter, there's not much of that going on in the mobile arena at all. Their most cutting edge and innovative effort to date has probably been the Windows Mobile Search app. Perhaps if they let those guys loose on the OS, we might actually see some real innovation. They've just dicked around with the look of WM, without any significant changes of any sort. Adding HTML email support to Pocket Outlook and calling that a significant OS enhancement, just because those apps are bundled with the OS, is skirting the issue that they have no real will to make any serious OS advances. They're pretty much stagnant and at a complete stand still. WM6 is still clumsy and helpless with regards to resource use. It needs a complete overhaul of how it handles application life cycles. Starting apps and having no real concept of when to stop them again--because hey, you might need them again, and keeping them loaded will improve loading times--is hardly a viable approach when PIE plus another app (say mobile search) will often exhaust available memory and prevent you from even popping up the Contacts list to make a call (this IS a phone, after all!), let alone the camera or any other such unnecessary luxuries. I don't know how often I've tried to pop up the camera app on my HTC Dash to capture a quick moment, only to be told that there's not enough memory and basta. Only extreme self control and the disdain for blowing $200 in a flash have prevented me from smashing the phone against the nearest wall in such moments. Microsoft, that's not how a mobile OS is supposed to behave. If Android does better than that, you will be pushed into total irrelevance within a few short years.

    9. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Wylfing · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays"

      You mean so good that when I was shopping for a new phone last month, the sales rep told me to stay as far away from the Windows phones as possible. Or how about this: on a separate occasion, my wife (who was also shopping for a phone recently) had a sales rep tell her that he would refuse to sell her a Windows phone because 100% of them got returned within 2 weeks, and he was sick of having unhappy customers. So yeah, if that's your definition of "quite good" then I guess you're right.

      I'm also unsure how they are getting a "great share" of the market when retailers don't want to sell the product. Oh wait, I suppose they count every unit shipped from the factory with Windows Mobile installed as a sale.

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    10. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      I'd say that over 75% of the Windows Mobile market consists of handsets manufactured by HTC and Motorola
      Interesting...as Motorola uses a lot of Linux stuff for the handsets too. So even with Motorola, Windows Mobile is not the majority of what they ship. ;-)
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    11. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Oh come on get over yourself. I agree with you that the mobile market isn't Microsoft's world but the rest of it is just crap. "Steve is running scared." Every time there's a product out there that's competition to MS, I hear someone saying that MS is running scared. I'm sure they recognize there's competition out there but they sure as hell aren't "running scared." If MS, or any other company ran scared every time there's a competitor we wouldn't have any businesses.

      Steve should shut up and stop attacking Android and figure out how to compete

      How was Steve attacking Android? All he basically said was that their product isn't out yet so it can't be compared to Windows Mobile. Can you honestly say he's wrong? I am looking forward to Android but until it's released I can't say whether it's good or not..
    12. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Kirth · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays.

      Oh yeah? First show me the code!

      I don't believe in any of this cargo-cult-mumbo-jumbo, I believe in computer-science.

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    13. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      he is correct

      No, he isn't, and repeating spin doesn't make it come true.

    14. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      "You mean so good that when I was shopping for a new phone last month, the sales rep told me to stay as far away from the Windows phones as possible"

      Wow... you mean the droid at the cellphone store tried to steer you towards whatever phone had the highest comission or spiff points? Shocking.

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    15. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by vocaro · · Score: 1

      I can't remember, is Samsung involved?
      Yes.
    16. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by noc007 · · Score: 1

      I do admit I didn't RTFA; I not that interested in sorting through it to get my question answered. Sorry. Does Balmer just throw out comments like this to the news media or do these goofballs (i.e. news media) ring his phone to ask dumb questions about what he thinks of the latest from his competition? If it's the former, he needs to shut his Google-whining-ass up. If it's the later, they need to quit bugging people like this everyday on something dumb about the thoughts of their respective competitors. If it was a once in a while interview, I can tolerate it. However, this frequent troll hunting is dumb.

    17. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by sarhjinian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree with everything you've said, except for "resting on their laurels". WM hasn't been given any laurels. At all. We're in the middle of a deployment of these units to our sales staff and they're outright awful, regardless of the vendor source. Applications hang and lock the whole device, database stores get corrupt (oh, good job on persistent storage, guys--next time, how about an FS that doesn't cheese files on reboot) phone functionality is iffy and the hardware runs the gamut from "okay" (MotoQ, iPaq 6900) to outright awful (some of the dime-a-dozen Taiwanese makes). There are bugs in the platform that make, say, mail so bad that you pretty much have to use Exchange or replace Pocket Outlook with a third-party mail client. The aforementioned cemail.vol corruption problem is astounding: you can pretty much cheese your mailbox just by resetting the device while checking mail (which you will have to do because it will crash). It took a lot of digging to find out that the only option is to blow away the mailbox, which is really hard to do as the file is locked on device bootup. Exchange makes this a little less painful, but only slightly. This behaviour exists in any app on any WM5+ handheld that uses Microsoft's database volumes (eg, any app that wants to keep client-side data) and is a side effect of adding persistent storage without a decent FS. Before WM5, your handheld would self-erase upon power loss or hard crash. WM2003 was about as safe as it got, but with WM2003 you don't get push mail, persistent storage and a whole lot of other services. Contrast this with BlackBerry. Then there's device management (or rather, there **isn't** device management). You have to buy Exchange to do remote-wipe and SMS (or a third party app) to do anything else, and even then it barely does anything. And then there's ActiveSync, which is a tool of Satan. I can think of no other better evidence of Microsoft's monopoly effect in action than WM: no other company could have released something as patently awful and sucker so many people into using it unless they had another market they could leverage. It's especially amazing when in the other corner you have BlackBerry, which provides a rock-solid experience, great management tools and perfect push/sync (MS' push/sync is a nasty hack, by comparison. Sure, you can Frankenstein your implementation with third-party tools, but by that point you're in interoperability hell and the devices are still hanging and pissing users off. And god help you make third-party WM software to overcome MS's problems, because if you get wide enough adoption Microsoft will either buy you out (if you're lucky) or release a shoddy competitor (if you're not). WM is simply a vehicle to enable developers to take the path of least resistance. If it wasn't for the huge Windows developer base (and Microsoft's combination of deep pockets and sheer bloody-mindedness), this platform would be dead. It's scary to think that WM6 is, what, the eigth iteration of this product and it still can't hold a candle to the Newton Messagepad 2000, let alone BlackBerry.

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    18. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by sarhjinian · · Score: 1

      Must. click. Preview. Button.

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    19. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by uradu · · Score: 1

      Well, the laurels thing was just a figure of speech, but you're right of course, WM* certainly doesn't deserve any awards. It just amazes me that we've had so many iterations of this OS over the last few years, and the biggest change is a gradient fill in the flipping status bar. I had really high hopes for the iPhone, but Apple's asinine handling of the platform has really turned me off. Remains to be seen if Android will truly rock the boat, or if the many members of the alliance will manage to fight each other and strangle the baby in the crib.

    20. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Well, ok, but history aside, he does have a pretty damned good point and it's not trolling:

      Android right now, from a practical perspective, exists just on paper. Windows Mobile does have millions of users and thousands of applications. Microsoft's been in this field for, what, 7 years now? They have tons of experience and their product is pretty polished. Google's just starting out, and it'll be a long time until Google ramps it up and gets their product out there in the market.

      (I also don't see anything wrong with getting "crashproof" OS/2 boxes to crash... sure you're being a jerk, but false advertising is false advertising.)

    21. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by reidconti · · Score: 1

      Only someone who has not used Windows Mobile would call it "quite good."

      Read the link to Pogue's review; he's right. These are only some of the annoyances you'll notice in the first 10 minutes using a WM device. Not ready for primetime.

    22. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by nilbog · · Score: 1

      It's also worth noting that HTC appears to hate Windows Mobile. They've realized that Windows is not going to sell phones, so they've made considerable effort in writing all sorts of little apps that make it act more like a mobile phone should.

      For example, they've got the HTC today screen plugins, touchflo (a 3d cube launcher), common tasks, a new screen keyboard, and more - all designed to be used with your finger instead of pulling out the stylus.

      Their latest phones don't even carry the "certified for Windows Mobile" mark anymore. They've probably done something that Microsoft doesn't necessarily like - or at least realized that its the hardware, not the software, that is selling their phones. I'm sure they are eager to jump ship onto a better mobile platform as soon as one arrises and becomes available. Then the hardware AND the software could attract people.

      All that said - Windows Mobile 6 is actually not THAT BAD. But its major design flaw is that they expect you to use a stylus for everything - which is retarded. Everything is so small and difficult to use. Besides that, it's quite slow compared to Palm OS or the iPhone. You get a lot of lag performing every day functions. The only way to survive with a WM6 phone is to go to xda-developers.com and find a nice cooked rom that runs remotely fast.

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    23. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by HBI · · Score: 1

      Steve? What, did you throw a chair after that one? Hey, it's you that did this stuff, not us.

      Try meditation instead of monkey boy dances.

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    24. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The Q is barely ok. My fiancee regularly has to reload hers because changing the options doesn't work, or something hoses the system, it spontaneously reboots, whatever. So does her brother. And every single other person I've talked to that owns a Q. Some of them deal with it, just like they dealt with Windows bluescreening back in the day. But it shouldn't EVER do it, and it's even more imperative that it not happen on a phone, in an embedded application. I'm happy with my BlackBerry, and I suggest that anyone looking at a business-level phone look into one. An iPhone is great if you don't care about being locked into AT&T and don't need push email.

    25. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I doubt that. The higher-ticket phones typically have the higher commission and "spiff" points, which is where Windows Mobile lives. They don't put WM in the $100 phones, they put it in the $300+ phones. And if the sales "droid" hates getting complaints about high-ticket items like that, you might think that there might, just might be something to it. I know I would.

    26. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I've never had more mail problems from a wireless mail solution as I have had from my BlackBerry. I have to wipe it every month at least. I've had my 700p for six months now, and while it crashes much more often than my Blackberry, I've never had to wipe it to get it to perform basic functionality.

    27. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what - those two companies are part of Google's OHA. (I can't remember, is Samsung involved? Microsoft is really screwed if they are.)

      Yes. So is LG. http://www.openhandsetalliance.com/oha_members.html

    28. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "All that said - Windows Mobile 6 is actually not THAT BAD." - I agree, I'm using an AT&T Tilt (HTC Kaiser) and LOVE it.

      Admittedly, part of that is due to the HTC customizations you mention. HTC Home rocks, and HTC Task Manager/HTC X Button (I think they're one and the same now?) basically flies in the face of Microsoft design guidelines. There's a Windows Mobile Team blog entry somewhere saying that Microsoft has always thought that users should never be concerned with memory management, and for a while would withold official certification from any app that had a quit button or function that would actually cause the app to fully close. (Have you noticed that NONE of Microsoft's applications have functionality to close themselves?). That's a good ideal to aspire to (a smart device that manages memory well enough that the user doesn't), but so far basically no one has actually succeeded in achieving such an ideal. The inclusion of HTC Task Manager in any HTC ROM might be one of those reasons for that lack of a "Certified for Windows Mobile" mark you mention.

      I disagree that the only way to survive WM6 is to get a nice cooked ROM, but that's because the first thing I did was replace my Tilt ROM with the HTC TyTn II ROM. While not cooked, most people consider the HTC shipped ROMs to be much cleaner than any carrier-branded ROM.

      That's one of the reasons I say that Steve is running scared (to the guy who said "get over yourself" - if Steve weren't running scared, why would he have to issue a press release to FUD Android?). There are pretty clear signs that one of Microsoft's most prolific handset manufacturers hates them and is ready to jump ship to a more viable alternative. (I would not say that HTC is prominent as that involves brand recognition, but HTC is pretty happy to let carriers rebrand their phones as carrier-branded units. In fact, ALL recent AT&T-branded handsets are manufactured by HTC. That said, HTC is prolific in that they've got a pretty significant share of the Windows Mobile market, just not under *their* brand.)

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    29. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Bad for MS. While LG isn't a very large Windows Mobile manufacturer and their membership in OHA doesn't imply a direct risk of loss for Microsoft, LG is a *very* large handset manufacturer, and their membership in OHA implies that while Microsoft may not lose them, Microsoft is at high risk of simply not gaining them in the first place in any of their ventures into high-end smartphones.

      That reminds me, I'm still pissed at Microsoft for mangling the term "smartphone" to mean a crippled non-touchscreen device (when it used to mean a PDA phone.)

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    30. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? First show me the code!

      Ask, and you shall be given.

    31. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, iPhone is by far the best phone I've ever tried, bar none. If you want to use your phone primarily for web browsing and email (that's not super time-sensitive), as I do, it is completely unmatched by anything else in the universe.

      I would wait until the February iPhone SDK announcement before writing off the device.

      On the other hand, Steve Ballmer is, much as I hate to admit it, right about the press release angle. Engadget went to the Android press conference, and I felt positively queazy as I read the extracts from the various announcements. The various telcos and handset makers there were all talking about how wonderful the open world was, in that typically hideous corporate language that telegraphs insincerity in every word. My reaction was that these people are lying, or at least understating their real commitment. In short, my initial reaction was exactly the same as Steve Ballmer's: This is unlikely to do well.

      The fellow who developed the T-Mobile Sidekick is undeniably a fine, brilliant man. I owned one myself, and for the time it was fantastic. If it's up to him, I'm sure he would come up with a good iPhone competitor. But with this split between hardware and software, and all these people with differing agendas, I honestly don't know if it will work.

      A good example is what happened between the Sidekick and the Sidekick II (I don't remember the exact model in which this change happened, just that it did.) The old Sidekick had a menu where you could spin the wheel all the way to the top and get the web browser. The new one replaced that with Download Fun, where you could buy stuff. I was annoyed since I had gotten used to spinning the ball quickly to get all the way up to the web browser and then hitting it. In the new model, I would have to look at each option and stop the ball when the web browser showed up.

      This is the kind of marketing think that makes great products into rotten ones. Amazing how much the simple things matter, no? And I understand Verizon is even worse at this than T-Mobile.

      If this is the kind of process by which the Android becomes the HTC Android and the HTC Android becomes the AT&T 7550, I don't think Apple's going to face that much iPhone competition after all.

      Not that it really needs it, you know.

      You know Steve Jobs is up there on the top floor of his building in Cupertino, and he's thinking about "How the heck can I top this?" and he has some ideas. Love him or hate him, he's really competing with himself nowadays. He has to figure out how to put together a device so compelling that I will sell off my iPhone and buy his iPhone II ... and that's not an easy job at all.

      But one he's been more than equal to in the past ...

      D

    32. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by sarhjinian · · Score: 1

      The Q is one of the best of a very poor lot (the other being the iPaq 6900, which is nice and Intermec CN3, which is a brick and really not practical for most people). The next tier drops you into the HTC Wizard/Apache/TyTYN OEMs and the Treo, which are flakey.

      The level below that is awful. I have an eTen M700 on evaluation, which has some pretty cool hardware (sIRF III GPS) but is bundled with the kind of craplets that remind me why I don't buy commodity desktop PCs, either. The poor translation ("Configurate to Wireless 802.11!") would be okay if it wasn't a harbinger of things to come. (like how it locks up on low battery, rather than warning you if the 802.11 radio is on, or how the phone application hangs the whole system). If they could have spent the time wasted developing things like "Skin Chooser", "Photo Borders", "Birthday Reminder" and improved the core system.

      I can totally understand why people go for the iPhone or a decent BlackBerry despite the iron-fisted control of the third-party market and the lack of choices. Sometimes it's nice to have something that just works.

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    33. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by damsa · · Score: 1

      Samsung also makes Blackberry network compatible phones and also Symbian phones. Samsung is also involved part of Google's OHA. I don't think Microsoft is really screwed if that's the case. Samsung is just covering their bases.

    34. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by show+me+altoids · · Score: 1

      This is the same guy who at one point ran around a COMDEX crashing OS/2 systems with a custom made application to put the lie to IBM's touting of its "crashproof" nature.
      That's pretty messed up considering that at one point Microsoft was a partner with IBM in developing OS/2. What an asshole.
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    35. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The spiff points usually go to the newest devices, whatever is hot at the moment.

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    36. Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? by nilbog · · Score: 1

      I would mod you up if I had not already commented on this thread. :D

      And by "nice cooked rom" I meant "not an AT&T or other carrier rom," so I think we're in agreement! :)

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  4. Wel... by Foolicious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Right now they have a press release, we have many, many millions of customers, great software, many hardware devices and they're welcome in our world"
    Ok - Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful here? The only part anyone could have any contention with is the "great software" part, I suppose.
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    1. Re:Wel... by ejdmoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly.

      The title of the story made it sound like he said, "Android? That's just a press release, nothing more!"

      Instead he made an insightful comment about MS's position in the Mobile OS market compared to Google's.

    2. Re:Wel... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      For once I agree with the maniac... Go Steve, Go Steve, left a bit, right a bit... and boogie!

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    3. Re:Wel... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok - Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful Absolutely, quantifiably wrong? No. Deceitful, maybe. If Google has announced this technology, which has been only rumors for a very long time, you can probably bet that it's more than 'just talk.' Google probably has some code and maybe a prototype. Of course, since Google haven't shown anything, quantifiably, it is just talk.

      But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating.

    4. Re:Wel... by FredDC · · Score: 4, Funny

      A translation might be in order:

      "Right now they have a press release" means "their design is already better than ours".

      "we have many, many millions of customers" means "alot of people are looking for an alternative"

      "great software" means "bloated software"

      "many hardware devices" means "we're still trying to build a good one"

      " and they're welcome in our world" means "they're violating our patents!".

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    5. Re:Wel... by Thoguth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful here? Well, it's somewhat deceitful to try to sound like MS owns the mobile space, when really they're 3rd or fourth place. "Welcome to our house?" Yes, welcome to last place in the smartphone OS marketplace.
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    6. Re:Wel... by preem · · Score: 0

      Yes, in deed, why else do you think people moan. I think Ms Win Mobile is the biggest piece of crap ever. I would not buy a device with thah on it in a million years. Just the other day, I toyed around with this GPS receiver which had Win Mobile on. The thing hung on me 3 times in half an hour beyond all recognition. Had to take battery out to reboot it. Yea, next thing we need is brand new Microsoft's breaking system for vehicles....and guess whats gonna happen when you will have to break in front of a jammed crossroad or red light. ....Please wait....

    7. Re:Wel... by mspohr · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Phone software can be much better... perhaps Google can help make it better.

      For a good review of the latest Windows Mobile version 6 on state of the art hardware, see the NYT. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/08/technology/personaltech/08pogue.html?ref=business

      I especially like his simple list of suggestions to Microsoft to fix severe usability problems such as: 'If it takes four presses on the More button just to see everything in the Start menu -- and you provide no direct way to get to the first page from the last -- you need to redesign.'

      And... '...over all, it's a shame that such bloated, baffling software runs a phone whose hardware is so close to perfect.'

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      I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
    8. Re:Wel... by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating. Yes - you are correct. My point, which has more to do with slashdot than Windows C, I suppose, is that execs overstate and bluster all the time, but it's only when a Microsoftian does this that people get all up in arms.
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    9. Re:Wel... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More importantly, from an industry stand-point, I find it turning into a very interesting chess game. Google's press releases the past two weeks have just been about introducing new systems. Every single release has caused Microsoft to go on the defensive. Google releases a new kit for an open social network, and Microsoft has to keep defending their Facebook investment and also downplay Google's product. Google releases a new mobile kit and is immediately attacked by Microsoft (and Symbian). I don't recall this happening with any other product released by Google, including Google Docs. The two giants are facing off.

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    10. Re:Wel... by jomas1 · · Score: 1

      But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating. Yes - you are correct. My point, which has more to do with slashdot than Windows C, I suppose, is that execs overstate and bluster all the time, but it's only when a Microsoftian does this that people get all up in arms. So I guess you did not read the slashdot article posted two days ago in which Symbian blasts Android? http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/07/142247 I think people got as up in arms with Symbian as they did with Microsoft.

    11. Re:Wel... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about Windows Mobile, but there are some GREAT hardware platforms running it.

      "many hardware devices" means "lots of hardware for our handset manufacturers to port Android to" - Note that two of the largest manufacturers of Windows Mobile based hardware (Motorola and HTC) are part of the OHA, and in fact HTC appears to be the company that will be doing the initial "reference hardware platform"

      For example, AT&T Wireless' Windows Mobile lineup consists of handsets from:
      Motorola (part of OHA), HTC (part of OHA), Samsung (Role unknown - but they haven't spoken out against OHA and I wouldn't be surprised if they'll join in.), Pantech (new player in town, just released their first WM handset this month, bet you a small player like that is interested in Android.), and Palm (the only member of this list to speak out against Android, and generally considered to be a has-been in the market nowadays.)

      T-Mobile's Windows Mobile lineup:
      HTC - Nothing else. None of Moto or Samsung's WM entries.

      Verizon's WM lineup:
      HTC (less prominent than in AT&T's lineup, just because they are taking an eternity to release the XV6800 which Sprint has had for nearly nine months), Motorola, Samsung, Palm - basically same as AT&T, although with older phones from all manufacturers involved. PN-820's origin is unknown to me, may or may not be an HTC device. Carrier branded WM devices usually are HTC though...

      Sprint:
      HTC, Moto, Samsung, Palm. HTC and Moto figure much more prominently in the lineup than AT&T and VZW it seems.

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    12. Re:Wel... by Jennifer+York · · Score: 1

      What is it that you think the gPhone will do that the MS Mobile platform can't? The iPhone's multi-touch interface is certainly a new development, but MS has been playing around with the same tech with their "Surface" coffee table. Do you really think MS won't have multi-touch in their next version of Mobile PC?

    13. Re:Wel... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Or in other words, he is right. It was a press release. Heck not even a screen shot. Right now it is all buzz and no substance.
      The great software part... Well there is MAME for WinCE/Mobile. There are some very good applications for Windows Mobile. They do have millions of customers and many devices.

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    14. Re:Wel... by SeanAD · · Score: 1

      It's not the facts that Steve is using, it's how he's using the facts. i.e. "Our software is better because theirs isn't even out and you shouldn't use theirs coz we're better." What I find immensely disappointing -- and sad, really -- is that Microsoft can't even handle the concept of competition. How often do you hear anyone from Ford disparaging a Toyota car, or Ralph Lauren saying, "That Versace creation is monstrous!" Competition in all industries is fantastic and the advances all companies make to their benefit for profit and our benefit for better products helps everyone. Disparaging a competitor who hasn't even said boo about Microsoft's products is childish, and that's what people have an issue with.

      </rant>

    15. Re:Wel... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok - Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful here?
      Not deceitful but very hypocritical.

      "Well of course their efforts are just some words on paper right now, it's hard to do a very clear comparison [with Windows Mobile]," he said.
      That's never stopped Balmer from comparing their vapor products to products already on the market.
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    16. Re:Wel... by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      I think most of his article is spot on, with the exception of this:

      A locking feature, which prevents the buttons from being pushed accidentally in a purse or pocket, is nice. But it should be optional. And one button press should suffice to unlock it; two in sequence is just annoying.

      The two-key sequence is the whole point - if only one key unlocks the phone, it could easily be accidentally pressed.

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    17. Re:Wel... by octopus72 · · Score: 1

      The guy just can't be more right about carriers breaking progress in mobile market. Of course freezing current situation is what they want because of HUGE sums of money they earn this way. VoIP or IM availability might create a disaster and a big hole in their pockets.

      Fortunately Apple got the stones rolling and now competition will pop up everywhere (or be pushed out of mobile shops). From carriers to big phone brands. Yes, Apple sc*ewed them badly with iPhone feature breakthrough and now there is no way back. It's finally happening, and everyone still has a chance to be in this market (as there is no real "Windows" this time around).

    18. Re:Wel... by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      So I guess you did not read the slashdot article posted two days ago in which Symbian blasts Android? You guess correctly. I do not read every slashdot article. But I don't think I'm out of order in using the generality I used in my 2nd post. In general, the slashdot community leans away from MS, many times to the point of irrationality. I can't imagine you would disagree with this...although, this is slashdot, after all. Disagreements, both rational and irrational, abound.
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    19. Re:Wel... by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      A) Surfacve is even more vaporware than the gphone is.

      b) The point of the gphone is to provide portable apps. So that a consumer with a favorite interface/browser/whatever can buy *any* gPhone and be confident they can get what they're used to. Right now, with other phones, apps frequently are only good for a single phone, even if the OS is the same on a different phone.

      Keep in mind that DOS being availble on all the different types of IBM clones is what made MS dominant in the first place. A few killer apps could very rapidly put the gPhone into a similar position.

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    20. Re:Wel... by Altus · · Score: 1


      I suspect some of the annoyance with him comes from the fact that MS lives on FUD and vapor. MS is known for announcing products well before they are ready to be released and touting them as being the next big thing. They frequently do what they are accusing google of doing.

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    21. Re:Wel... by Big+Jojo · · Score: 1

      More than just talk wouldn't happen to include support for a Qualcomm ARM11 chipset, would it??

    22. Re:Wel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Phone software can be much better... perhaps Google can help make it better.

      Too late.

    23. Re:Wel... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Sure looks that way, doesn't it? You should have been modded up +5, informative!

  5. Their world? Yeah right! by BcNexus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been sorely disappointed by each version of Windows CE/CE.net/Mobile. I've got many gripes including battery life, locking up when the battery runs down, losing everything when the battery runs down, wifi issues, inability to play video despite 400 MHz ARM processors, no upgrades to the OS are available to consumers, features are tied to OS upgrades... Windows PDAs stink for all those reasons!

    1. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by Ajehals · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Upgrade to something like Familiar, (or anything down the Open Embedded line) pretty much everything you mentioned goes away, battery life improves, you can watch full length DVD's (albeit at a small resolution), plus as a bonus you can use the unstable releases and retain those MS random lock ups, but in exchange for more features. Oh and if you use a PDA for reading Ebooks, then Opie-Reader is definitely the way to go, the best reader, once you have converted them all to text or html of course (but then I do that whenever I get an ebook anyway).

    2. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      i have got a completely different experience.
      the battery life isn't that great, but then again, 520 mhz xscale and a big vga screen are eating a lot (and i do tend to listen music via a2dp and reading books on my windows mobile phone, and all that at the same time).
      nothing locks up when the battery runs down, the phone just shuts off. as soon as you begin to charge it, you can use it again. every cell phone does that. losing the data when the battery is empty happens no more since wm5. before that you had the same problem with other pdas (palm, ebookman, you name it).

      wifi works well and i sometimes watch videos over wifi and 400 mhz are enough for that - i have done it with my good old toshiba e800 (400 mhz xcale, vga).

      the only one more or less valid point is that with os upgrades - you can only get an upgrade from the manufacturer of your pda, but this happens only because you can only upgrade the operating system by flashing the firmware and this can only work when the firmware image has got all the vendor-specific drivers in it. but then again, name me please just one pda where you get operating system updates directly from the operating system vendor and not from the device manufacturer.

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    3. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by incer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, Windows Mobile is just like normal Windows: it isn't great, but the real value is in third party apps and mods.
      I own an HTC Trinity (P3600) with WM5, and I like it, even though the OS has some real flaws and isn't really as user-friendly as it should be.... Still, there are thousand of modifications, and that to someone like me is very important.

    4. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by BcNexus · · Score: 1

      name me please just one pda where you get operating system updates directly from the operating system vendor and not from the device manufacturer. PalmOS.
    5. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I've not used it on phones, but we do have it on some hand held data terminals at work. I agree, it's molasses slow. It's like it's been designed for 2GHz Intel space heaters. The 400 MHz ARM has plenty of power. RiscOS flew on a 6MHz ARM in 1989... there's just too many layers of abstraction and bloat for the job - and Moore's law won't be helping here: low power devices will necessarily keep relatively low clock speeds - and won't be a multi-core space heater than Windows CE really needs to not have a dreadfully unresponsive UI. The applications writers don't exactly help, either.

    6. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the Newton, but that's both cheating and dating me.

      PS, I own two, they both still work more reliably than portable versions of Windows.

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    7. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      as far as i remember you've got to get the updates for sony clie from sony and not from palm.

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    8. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by phorest · · Score: 1

      but then again, name me please just one pda where you get operating system updates directly from the operating system vendor and not from the device manufacturer.

      APPLE

      If you want to brick your ****ed IPhone anyway

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    9. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Informative

      wrong. you get the update from the device manufacturer (which is also apple).

      microsoft doesn't make their pdas themselves, they sell the operating system to different oems instead.

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    10. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by BcNexus · · Score: 1

      Pa1m One and Palm Source.
      "Technically correct. The best kind of correct." - Futurama

    11. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by CompMD · · Score: 1

      Not sure how you're trying to play video, but the TCPMP benchmark I just ran on my 420MHz HTC Apache running Windows Mobile 5 was running at 60fps playing back a DivX movie. It has never given me a problem dropping frames or keeping sync while playing video.

    12. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      as far as i remember you've got to get the updates for sony clie from sony and not from palm.


      They were available first from Sony, yes, but they're distributed by Palm as well. Precisely for the reasons talked about. Expecting customers to track down individual hardware OEMs for important software updates is something only a stupid company would make its customers do.
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    13. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by fbartho · · Score: 1

      What do you use to convert the ebooks to html?

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    14. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So what if Apple does both? "Name me one pda where the OS has Windows in the name! Ha! That proves my point!" which is to say, there was none at all. So what if Microsoft chooses to shoddily support 3rd party hardware? Apple supports it's own hardware, and either way, the company that created the software directly supplies the updates, same as with WinCE (or Windows Mobile, or whatever they've rebranded it to now).

    15. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Depends on the ebook, .lit's seem to be the 'least' easy to convert using grep and a regex, what with DRM and compression so for that I use 'clit'(Seriously), most of my ebooks were palm pdb's and there are millions of conversion tools around for those although I cant remember what I used, probably something called pdb2txt or similar, I don't tend to buy them in that format any more, but at least the option is there. Anything html I strip the html (mainly because I prefer to keep just plain text files around, I don't read many books with pictures, and diagrams on a 320x240 are hardly worth it. Plus with plain text you can play with the layouts more easily using just the reader) although html is supported on opie-reader anyway.

      The main downside I find is simply finding places that sell decent e-books at a decent price without to many hoops to jump through on the DRM side (I'm on Linux so luckily conversion is easy, but not really something I want to have to do) although project gutenburg has kept me entertained for probably hundreds of commute hours.

    16. Re:Their world? Yeah right! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      you don't get it, do you?

      microsoft doesn't support hardware because they make none (in case of pocketpc, that is). they license the operating system to the oems. the oems are making the devices and the drivers and the custom applications for their devices. they even get the sources for the operating system so they can compile them for their devices.
      that is the reason why you won't get software updates from microsoft - the complete firmware is device-specific.

      there is a shitload of totally different ce/windows mobile devices. apple only makes a two-three different devices and doesn't license the operating system to other vendors.

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  6. hmm by wwmedia · · Score: 0, Troll

    im afraid for once i have to agree with balmer :(

    android is in the realm of vapourware now

    did anyone notice google stocks dived after announcements of their facebook killer "open social" and the much buzzed about gphone (which turned out not to be a phone at all!) "android", investors must realise at some stage that google is a marketing company and their market cap is build on clever hype generation

    1. Re:hmm by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am not a huge fan of google these days (various reasons) but I was there for an interview and I was not allowed to 'see' things in certain buildings or offices. they all told me there was some hardware being worked on and that if I even saw it, I'd 'know' what they were working on. this was a few months ago.

      I now 'get it'. its the phone they were working on.

      I think its real. and they seem to be putting a LOT of energy into this project, too.

      I doubt its vaporware.

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    2. Re:hmm by reabbotted · · Score: 0

      But don't you see. They are a marketing company and that's why this is likely to work. Their job is to get as many eyes as possible to view advertisements. If they could take information from your phone (location, what you receive in text messages, maybe even what you say) and directly advertise to you, that is very effective. The real question is when will we as consumers get tired of having adverts invade every portion of our lives. It's also a little scary to think that Google will now be able to go beyond just your Internet activities to build information about you. They may not be evil now, but there is nothing to say they'll stay that way.

    3. Re:hmm by mr_gerbik · · Score: 1

      When did Google's stock dive? Last I saw it was hitting record highs...

      Did any of these announcements happen on any of the days the market has fallen by 200+ points? Because that has happened about 4 times in the last month.

    4. Re:hmm by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vaporware is were a product has been heavily hyped, but ultimately never actually produced. "Android" has just been announced, of course it is still in design phases. This should not be surprising or disturbing. If in a few years we still don't have it then you can start calling it vaporware.

    5. Re:hmm by smcdow · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am not a huge fan of google these days [...] I was there for an interview ...


      I know how you feel. I also didn't get an offer.


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    6. Re:hmm by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I know how you feel. I also didn't get an offer.

      otoh, I'm an older guy and while they would have worked me to the bone, a year or two later I could probably count on the brian reid treatment ;(

      thanks but no thanks. the cat is out of the bag and no way I'd want to work for a known discriminator/employer.

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    7. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they all told me there was some hardware being worked on and that if I even saw it, I'd 'know' what they were working on. this was a few months ago.
       
      Ah finally - the flying car will become a reality...

    8. Re:hmm by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      It was part of the interview, one more puzzle if you wish. You were supposed to figure out how to get into these buildings. Happened to more too :(

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  7. What happens... by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...when the 'press release' takes as much market share from Microsoft as, say, Google's search engine has? Investors try to plan ahead - customers now aren't as important as customers tomorrow. Honestly, if I had my choice I'd picka Google-run mobile simply because I trust them more to be innovative and customer-centered. I think vista has shown us that simply 'owning the market' so-to-speak isn't going to get you incredibly far anymore.

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    1. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, if I had my choice I'd picka Google-run mobile simply because I trust them more to be innovative and customer-centered.


      Google isn't customer centered. Or rather they are, but you just don't recognize who their customers are. It's not the consumer of their search. It's not the consumer of their utilities. It's the advertisers. Google's products have one purpose and one purpose only: to increase what they can sell to advertisers. That's why they have such a shitty perspective on privacy.
  8. He's always trying to steal the hype by empaler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like when he faked laughter at the iPhone. What can you do? The guy has to try to sell his cruft, and when his competitors get a lot of attention, he has to do something.
    He obviously can't upstage them with functionality or stability (I have a Windows Mobile lying on a shelf, gathering dust), so he'll have to try name-calling.

    1. Re:He's always trying to steal the hype by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that interview was pathetic. BUT... that was about the only time when I thought he was actually right about the iPhone, being way, way overrated and over over over expensive.

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  9. remind me again... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    just how many handsets have the Symbian platform and how many out there are based on Linux in one form or another??? Just why does he have to "trash talk" the competition at every opportunity? Me thinks he's getting desperate

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    1. Re:remind me again... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      LOOK OUT!!!

      (grabs advocate_one and pushes him to the floor as a chair whooshes overhead)

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    2. Re:remind me again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was no chain, 'twas a fuckin chair!

  10. Hmmm by El+Lobo · · Score: 1

    Technical yellow press.. That's the sad state of many IT sites now day (not only, but especially /.)... Who said what, who bashed who... Stuff that matters. Bleh

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  11. Wow, it must be good by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First Symbian now Microsoft. It sure has the two competitors in a uproar.

    You want to know the really funny thing, although I heard about the google phone, it is through this press release by MS and Symbian I learned that it is called Android and that it was officially announced. Thanks to these nice companies for helping me spot that I missed the original press-release by google itself (surely the world ain't so ironic that the original story never made slashdot?).

    Okay, enough fun, on with a serious comment.

    Taking bets, when a MS employee leaves to work on the google phone, what will Steve Ballmer throw, shouting "I will fucking bury Google, I failed to do so once, and I will fail to do so again."

    • A chair (it didn't work before, but hey, give the guy credit for persistence)
    • His desk (He has been working out)
    • A hissyfit
    • CowboyNeal
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    1. Re:Wow, it must be good by Yer+Mum · · Score: 1

      Their competitiors have to reply saying they're not worried. How else could they reply?

    2. Re:Wow, it must be good by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I always choose the CowboyNeal option. Always.

    3. Re:Wow, it must be good by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      First Symbian now Microsoft. It sure has the two competitors in a uproar.
      Not that they count for much more nowadays, but Palm has no plans to join Google's open handset alliance.
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    4. Re:Wow, it must be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to know the really funny thing, although I heard about the google phone, it is through this press release by MS and Symbian I learned that it is called Android and that it was officially announced. Thanks to these nice companies for helping me spot that I missed the original press-release by google itself

      It continues to amaze me that no one at Microsoft seems to have ever taken Marketing 10X courses. It was a point driven home again and again that it does more harm than good to bash competing products. It just makes every potential customer aware that a) there is a competing product and what that product is and b) YOU are watching that competitor and it might be time to find out why.

    5. Re:Wow, it must be good by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      • A chair (it didn't work before, but hey, give the guy credit for persistence)
      • His desk (He has been working out)
      • A hissyfit
      • CowboyNeal

      All of the above, of course. After which he'll snap and start using a shoe for a gavel, repeating "I will bury you, Google!"
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  12. Well, yes... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    It is a press release. No product was unveiled. So, what's the point?

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  13. Helmets mandatory by HansKloss · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All reporters are now required to wear protective helmets.
    There have been reports of flying chairs during heated press conferences.

  14. Product release Monday by jrumney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes it's a press release, made 7 days before the SDK is released on Monday. How long was Vista a press release for?

    1. Re:Product release Monday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      comparing an sdk to an os? man, you and the dicks who modded you know nothing. it's painfully clear that you're just a troll.

      how about comparing rome to the amount of time it takes to mix a batch of concrete?

    2. Re:Product release Monday by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      comparing an sdk to an os? man, you and the dicks who modded you know nothing. it's painfully clear that you're just a troll.
      I believe Android is a OS/platform and SDK.
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  15. Microsoft, Gphone, Openmoko, opensource phones by basiles · · Score: 1

    Apparently, Microsoft cares more about the Gphone (i.e. Android) than about the Openmoko probably because Google is behind (not just some obscure company). It could happen that Android is just an announcement to impress future stockholders or clients. But it is more probable that it is a real threat to Microsoft phones' OS. Maybe there is some alpha code already? What I don't understand is the relation between Gphone/Android and Openmoko. I hope Openmoko will succeed still! Again, the fact that Microsoft reacted to Gphone/Android but not to Openmoko (AFAIK) is significant.

  16. Re:obvious... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

    Read that as Chiuaua - if him and Paris Hilton get a in a fight, that'd be fun.

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  17. Sour grapes, and audio captchas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those that have most to lose, those that compete, rubbish the competition. This is unfortunately not a surprise.

    Makes them sound arrogant to me, especially the quotes given.

    Captcha was Whimpers. A Whimper from Microsoft perhaps. I wonder how long before someone thinks of running the audio captcha through a voice recognition system and automating it, especially as its pronunciation is quite deterministic. How long before you need to put in background sound effects? (And can I patent either the idea of playing the captcha into voice recognition or the ways of getting around it?) Not a bad voice though.

  18. 150 handset... by scafuz · · Score: 1

    ...preferring instead to highlight the successes of the Windows Mobile platform which he said is on 150 different handsets and is available from over 100 different mobile operators... and it doesn't work in anyone of them.... seriously: the big difference between Google and microsoft is that when google announce a new product to be out on a certain date, you can be sure you'll find that product out on THAT date, With microsoft you usually get to wait one year or more. Let's see what's gonna happen next week
    1. Re:150 handset... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep when Google announces it, the product will be released on THAT date... and in beta status for the next 10 years.

    2. Re:150 handset... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yep when Google announces it, the product will be released on THAT date... and in beta status for the next 10 years."

      But they don't call beta software released.
  19. WinFS Press Release by j_l_cgull · · Score: 1

    was about a decade or so ago. Perhaps Ballmer doesn't have to worry about an Android device until 2017 (at the earliest) if Google runs at MS speed :) Don't anybody remind him of iPhone's pace.

  20. Wasn't Windows CE at one time just a press release by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    Its funny how people forget that EVERY project starts out as just an idea. Considering Google's size and apparent commitment to this, I'd say its a pretty large chance that at least SOMETHING will happen. Maybe it'll be as big as the iPhone's hype... or maybe it will suck. Who's to say, lets wait and find out!

  21. To be fair by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's one of the more influential voices in the IT world. Whether that's good or bad, the fact is he has a lot of power, so as much as it would be nice to, we can't simply ignore him.

    Be it corruption, cheating, lies or whatever that got him where he is, the unfortunate fact is that he is there.

    1. Re:To be fair by mr_josh · · Score: 1

      I think that's an excellent point, and it exposes a lot of the uneducated acceptance of Microsoft FUD that IT managers are still swallowing hook, line, and sinker. People like Steve Ballmer recognize that "innovation" is a scary word in IT. IT managers (not all of them, obviously, not the really smart and hip ones that read Slash :-) dig themselves in to a happy rut (read: long term contract with MS), and Ballmer knows he can keep them there with a lot of very noisy saber rattling. Steve Ballmer is the epitome of FUD, and while Steve Jobs gets credit for his Reality Distortion Field, Ballmer takes more of a "yelling and firing a shot gun in to the air" approach to the same concept.

    2. Re:To be fair by magus_melchior · · Score: 1
      A PHB who doesn't have "horns" is still a PHB.

      He's every employee's worst nightmare. He wasn't born mean and unscrupulous, he worked hard at it. And succeeded. As for stupidity, well, some things are inborn.

      His top priorities are the bottom line and looking good in front of his subordinates and superiors (not necessarily in that order). Of absolutely no concern to him is the professional or personal well-being of his employees.
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    3. Re:To be fair by Tikkun · · Score: 1

      You don't need to ignore him, just duck whenever he gets near a chair.

  22. So, Android is like Vista? by jkrise · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Except in press releases, we never get to know what's inside Vista! In the good old DOS days, there used to be fat manuals explaining the commands in the OS, but these days, press releases are full of features LEFT OUT in Vista. Nobody can program for Vista except with approval and continuous monitoring by Microsoft - Android is atleast much better in this aspect.

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  23. Boy was I early! by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yesterday I posted This comment:

    nowhere.elysium writes

    "Microsoft has suggested that Google is not experienced enough or capable of fully developing a workable platform. Microsoft's vice president, Steve Ballmer inferred that Google's interest in the field will also wane due to it being 'deeply unsexy', and that development is not likely for such a platform because "You have [...] a lot of zeroes in your sales figures before a developer gets out of bed." In the same series of statements, Linux is likened to a cancer: "About every three months this year there has been a Linux initiative of some sort launched. It's a bit like cancer. It keeps coming round and then we die.""

    Yeah I was joking... and here it is today and the joke has become real. Or surreal.

    Balls of crystal, I tell ya! Where's that Randi guy?

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  24. Methinks by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I first heard the form that Google's entry into the mobile phone market would take, I was disappointed. But after seeing this reaction, and to a much lesser extent Symbian's, I'm all of a sudden thinking there must be something to Android.

    1. Re:Methinks by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      If nothing else, it's got a pretty cool name.

    2. Re:Methinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been thinking the same. Back when the first Google Phone rumours were flying around I thought it was either a) wishful thinking (why would Google launch a phone??) or b) doomed to failure. When it was actually announced, I settled on the latter.

      Now Symbian and Microsoft are both trying to belittle it, I've decided it might actually succeed. If your competitors are trying to ridicule your idea or kick up a lot of "negative publicity" about it, they must be worried. The next few months are going to be very interesting indeed.

  25. Ballmer is "Afraid" by jb.cancer · · Score: 1, Funny

    mobile computing is their world is it? now let's see..

    - everyone had hotmail ids once; it would seem webmail was /their/ world. no one would say that now.
    - most people never heard of another OS than Windoze. it would seem PCs were /their/ area. i doubt it now.
    - IE was the browser king. it would imply that they owned all of www. is IE doing that well now?
    - let's not even get started on zune..

    The only thing that I can say MS has a decent product is their Office package (at least for now..); everywhere else they suck - big time.

    1. Re:Ballmer is "Afraid" by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      Hotmail wasn't started by Microsoft. They purchased it in '97 after it already had millions of users. And it took them years to get it fully transitioned off of FreeBSD, and Solaris onto Windows. Just another example of them being behind the curve, buying their way into the market, and then dicking it up.

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    2. Re:Ballmer is "Afraid" by Score+Whore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      - everyone had hotmail ids once; it would seem webmail was /their/ world. no one would say that now.
      - most people never heard of another OS than Windoze. it would seem PCs were /their/ area. i doubt it now.
      - IE was the browser king. it would imply that they owned all of www. is IE doing that well now?
      - let's not even get started on zune..


      99% of people pick the email provider based on the name part of the email. If you go to hotmail looking for firstname.lastname@hotmail.com the odds are really good that somebody already has it. So check yahoo. So check gmail.

      Microsoft owns the PC market. This is a simple fact. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

      IE is by far still the #1 browser. Again a simple fact.

      Yeah, they're having problems with Zune.
    3. Re:Ballmer is "Afraid" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to laugh - the other day I heard my kids and their friends describing things as 'zune' like lame or second-rate

    4. Re:Ballmer is "Afraid" by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      - everyone had hotmail ids once; it would seem webmail was /their/ world. no one would say that now.

      You can check facts, you know. According to this industry group, Hotmail is #2 behind Yahoo:

      http://www.email-marketing-reports.com/metrics/email-statistics.htm

      It's not "owning" the market, but it's not shabby by any stretch of the imagination.

      - most people never heard of another OS than Windo[ws]. it would seem PCs were /their/ area. i doubt it now.

      There are two factors here. Virtually everybody is aware that there are a type of computers called "Apples" and that "Apples" look and work differently than Windows. However, that was as true in the 1980s as is it now, so I think I have to take issue with your first observation.

      The only change in this area is that people who understand what an OS is are as likely to have heard of Linux as they are to have heard of Macintosh.

      - IE was the browser king. it would imply that they owned all of www. is IE doing that well now?

      Yeah. Wikipedia puts it at 81.63%:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_share_of_web_browsers

      - let's not even get started on zune..

      Ok then.

  26. Apples and Oranges by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    M$ and Apple and Nokia and now Google are all going to be in the mobile phone business. It doesn't matter as are their target markets are all different. On the one hand you have the fashion/ordinary (Nokia) phones and on the other the business (M$) smart phones. Somewhere in the middle you have the iPhone. Unless Android is skinnable I can't see it appealing to the fashion brigade and unless it syncs with Exchange I can't see it going down well with businesses. It would have proprietry e-mail and a few search map apps.

    Anyway a phone with the Google "look" about it would be so fugly that no one would buy it.

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    1. Re:Apples and Oranges by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Skinnable it probably will be. As for syncing with Exchange...there's vendors that do this for Symbian, Palm, and WindowsCE clients of all kinds; why would this be any different. You don't sync with Exchange, you sync with Outlook which actually has a fairly well defined API for doing this sort of thing if you're willing to roll the sync conduits for your device.

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    2. Re:Apples and Oranges by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Syncing with Outlook is, as you said, not too much of a biggie. Syncing with Exchange (skipping Outlook, i.e. push e-mail), however, isn't that simple apparently.

    3. Re:Apples and Oranges by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      Why sync with Exchance? Why emulate Microsoft on Microsoft's own turf? Why not sync and interact instead with Google's wide range of online services? Plus whoever's willing to publish API's and allow free access? What do you think Open Social will be good for? Or all the API's rolling around?

      By definition, any mobile phone user has social interests, so all these online services are potentially interesting and useful to them. By contrast, only a subset of all mobile users are business users. And the social market has the ability to include business features, but it is not so the other way around.

      So, which market do you think would be a better choice in the future? A closed market, payed access only, aimed at business users? Or an open API market, with plenty of free as well as payed services, lots of developers, which works for everybody, including business users?

      That's how you make a killing, thinking long term and grand scale, on your own terms. Not by scrounging leftovers from Microsoft's Exchange market.

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    4. Re:Apples and Oranges by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      You are right and that probably is Googles idea. Make the phone work with all the Google services is a smart move. It might be useful to me as i have a Gmail account but not much use for businesses. That is why it will be a smart phone but not one competing with the existing smartphones.

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  27. He is right, you know. by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    What Google has right now is just a press release. It might or might not evolve into a threat to WinCE (aka "Windows Mobile").

    But the fun thing is that this is traditional Microsoft strategy. Microsoft has crushed many companies with press releases stating that they will "soon" release something, which will obviously become the strategy, and investing anything in the existing solutions will be a waste of time. So rather than buy a solution now, companies wait for "the standard" to come from Microsoft. Which come late, and is horrible broken for the first few releases, but that doesn't matter, for meanwhile the competition has folded.

    Hopefully lots of customers will treat Microsoft the same way, skip WinCE and wait for "Google Mobile" instead. That would serve them right.

  28. MS accusing someone else of FUD? by spookymonster · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's just unnatural...

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  29. He is correct. by cuby · · Score: 1

    Even if we don't like him, he is correct about the android vaporware.
    It is getting very common to do a lot of noise about a product/platform without releasing something solid.

    I wish the best luck to android, but to get developers attention it needs to deliver something, not just a website with a lot of abstract intentions about java (what version of java?) or SDKs (how?, in what IDE?, how many APIs? to do What?).

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  30. Yeah, cuz MS itself never made empty promises by KWTm · · Score: 1

    First Symbian now Microsoft. It sure has the two competitors in a uproar.
    Agreed. Microsoft seems rather defensive compared to their usual, given that they are supposedly in a strong market position:

    Right now they have a press release, we have many, many ... customers, great software ...
    Gee, what's this, Mr. Ballmer? You mean you don't like it when a Big Company announces way ahead of time that they're coming out with A New System? You're worried that customers will wait and hold off on buying the competitor's systems? Do you find that it sound familiar?

    Maybe, Mr. Ballmer, at the next press conference you can say, "Yeah, their promises sound good, but what if they pull a Vista?" Then maybe the general public would become a bit more inured to the time-tested MS strategy of marketing semi-vapourware against products that exist already.
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  31. He's a Twit, but ... by Bob(TM) · · Score: 1

    ... the cellphone dynamical system is less straight forward than the desktop. Cellphone subsidies and long-term contracts play heavily into the success of a particular platform. The incumbent has a clear advantage but not an insurmountable one.

    Let's consider Palm OS. It is still out there on MANY devices and actively peddled by cell providers. They really stopped innovating - maybe - 4-5 years ago. It has taken that long for others to eat their lunch. Even a minor amount of work to really stay current and they would still be plugging. They simply stopped paying attention to the important bits (interface is critical, display usage is important, speed is a concern ...).

    Now, that's not to say Microsoft isn't guilty of not paying attention (IE, for example). But, they do watch the trends and will throw MAJOR horsepower at catching up after a stupid decision.

    Long term relationships with vendors help them because it gives them time to recover and they KNOW how to do that. Shoot, they practically invented it and they certainly perfected it. You can absolutely bet that the non-committal public attitude by Verizon and AT&T is playing to that - they smell a deal to be made. They want to see how sweet it can be by playing Google & Microsoft against one another. Microsoft is not afraid to spend lots of money; they are experienced with how to turn a lost leader (XBox) into a money maker.

    The bottom line is that, short of a critical miscalculation on the part of Microsoft, Google's battle will be very tough indeed. They are going to have to expend a lot of capital to keep the pressure on and produce something real - assuming they aren't just generating hype.

    Actually, I think classification standard of vaporware has to be expanded a little to include this.

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  32. Nokia by Poorcku · · Score: 1

    Nokia has sold 252 million handsets in Q1 2007 and has 36 per cent global share. Apple expects to sell 10 million iphones next year, and i am still waiting for the SDK for Android. /this will not be like the fight for searches. /much much harder.

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  33. Not their world at all by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    Good old Steve, it seems has no idea about mobile technology or his platform would be the world leader.

    The Windows Mobile department has a fairly management steady staff turnover, almost like it's a training ground for executives. They jumped into the mobile market just like they jumped into the browser market all those years ago. Windows Mobile is (like IE was) getting a bit stale now, they can only reskin the interface so many times and get away with it.

    If Windows Mobile was a mobile device sensation then why didn't use it for the Zune?

    Symbian has a greater market share and I can't see that changing anytime soon.

    Plus there's Linux alternatives that will become popular at some point.

  34. They suck and it's time for them to go. by twitter · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays.

    M$'s vendor manipulation has done to the mobile market what Vista is doing to the PC market. Their ability to push crap onto "willing" partners kills markets and the partners eventually. People don't buy stuff that does not work and Windoze mobile is the pits. CompuUSA and DSG are good examples.

    It's all downhill for M$ at this point. Vendors and handset makers are tired of losing money for M$ and are jumping on free software. Google is going to clean M$'s clock in mobile computing. M$ will soon be driven out of the PC market as well. Non free software can not compete. Sucktard owners like M$ never did anything for anyone and need to go.

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    1. Re:They suck and it's time for them to go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAH!!!

  35. Heh by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Translation: We are fucking scared to death here folks.

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  36. methinks the monkey doth protest too much by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1
    Here are a couple of points, in no particular order:
    • Symbian and Microsoft talking smack about Android seems quite reminiscent of Sony and Microsoft talking smack about the Wii. Oooh, our consoles are better, they said. The Wii is a toy, they said. But people wanted the Wii because it actually innovated in gaming instead of trying to take over the universe.
    • The mobile market is not "Microsoft's world." Microsoft is #3 in handsets, behind Symbian and the collective versions of Linux.
    • The fact that so much negative noise is being made tells us that Microsoft knows Google is going to kick its ass.
    • We really don't want to hear what Ballmer has to say unless there is an accompanying flight of chairs.
    That is all.
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  37. Oh yeah? And HealthVault is the exact same thing by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

    As subject says, MS announced their HealthVault which isn't even built yet!!

  38. Ballmer's sucky reality distortion field by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Looks like Ballmer's poor attempt at creating a reality distortion field, particularly with the, "Windows Mobile rules the phone scene" comment. Seriously, does it now? Or do you just wish it does, Ballmer?

    I suppose if CEOs were made to be reasonable and only say truthful things that they wouldn't say very much after all.

  39. 2-3 years ago he was "laughing" at linux by unity100 · · Score: 1

    and now, he is threatening it. seeing a pattern here.

  40. Ballmer Calls Android a "Press Release" by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read the headline as "Press Release calls Ballmer an Android"?

  41. It has to be good. by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    When the competition starts to trash Googles mobile initiative before its even out the door they must be very very afraid. The smart thing would have been to just shut up about it. Microsoft is clearly worried wich gives tremendous amounts of free PR to google. Its like setting up a big sign infront of every possible competitior to Windows mobile / Symbian and screaming "Work with Google!".

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  42. Re:Critical miscalculation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's the very definition of Excel's, no ?

  43. That's great, and all by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0
    That's really great, Mr. B, about your Android, and stuff, but what REALLY happened with your CIO Stuart Scott?? We are DYING to know.


    Love,

    Slashdot.

  44. Re:First the laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First they ignore me. Then they laugh at me. Then they fight me. Then I win." - Gandhi.

    Microsoft is at stage 2 (and Nokia is at stage 1 - http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/07/142247).

    Let's see again in, say, 12 months!


    Yep, Microsoft is at Stage Two, as fucktards like Twitter are laughing at Microsoft. Then Twitter (and all of his sock puppets) will attack Microsoft in 12 Months. Then Microsoft will win.
  45. Lets translate this by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right now they have a press release

    TRANSLATION: so here is one my own. Their contains dates and promises with a history to back it up. Mine contains nothing.

    we have many, many millions of customers

    TRANSLATION: we got less then 10% of the market, we are so small Apple might overtake us with just one phone.

    great software

    TRANSLATION: Oh come one, am I trying to kid. It is the sucks and the only people that use Windows Mobile are those who absolutly have too. If it was so great we wouldn't be such a small player. Really, go to a european or japanese mobile phone dealer and try to find a MS phone. Thank god for our lock on the desktop or we would really be nothing. Curse you blackberry!

    many hardware devices

    TRANSLATION: we just can't shift them so we keep trying with lots of new devices hoping one day to get it right. Curse you steve jobs for doing it in one!

    they're welcome in our world

    TRANSLATION: and in our world the sky is pink with polka dots Wheee! I am not crazy, I am an airplane!

    So no, nothing he says is actually a lie, it is just... man it is hard to remain serious about this. The symbian one was laughable enough, this is just, it is almost sad.

    I have to keep telling myself it is his job to say that and that he probably knows that it is all a big lie, because if he really believes what he says he really needs to seek proffesional help.

    Some people point out that he has no choice but to say this, he needs to reasue stockholders. That is true. Up to a point. But if you are a MS stockholder, does this reassure you? Because it just sends up a huge red flag to me that this guy has no clue how to deal with the fact that MS Windows Mobile just ain't doing that well and is now facing two new competitors (Apple and Google) who seem to have a very big clue, wrapper around a stick and are paddling his flabby ass.

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    1. Re:Lets translate this by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      great software

      TRANSLATION: Oh come one, am I trying to kid. It is the sucks and the only people that use Windows Mobile are those who absolutly have too. If it was so great we wouldn't be such a small player. Really, go to a european or japanese mobile phone dealer and try to find a MS phone. Thank god for our lock on the desktop or we would really be nothing. Curse you blackberry! BETTER TRANSLATION: Windows Mobile bites the big one. Some people are forced to use it at work, as some companies have a policy against installing third-party sync tools. Without that and our monopoly on the desktop, nobody would use Windows Mobile. *throws chair* I'm GONNA FSCKING KILL BLACKBERRY AND SYMBIAN!!!

    2. Re:Lets translate this by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      The symbian one was laughable enough, this is just, it is almost sad.
      I was with you until you said this. Unlike Microsoft, the mobile OS market actually IS Symbian's world.
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  46. Paper Tiger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't mod the parent a troll (anti-Microsoft bias showing through). Google announced something with little detail that won't be available for over a year (end of 2008). If they miss the 2008 deadline, we're looking at technology that won't be available for maybe another _year_and_a_half_. The whole mobile landscape will look different by the time Android comes out (WM 7, Next gen iPhone, etc..). Might be more paper tiger than vaporware - I guess we'll just have to wait 12-28 months to see.

  47. Re:Wasn't Windows CE at one time just a press rele by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    And some of MS oromises never actually makes it into a product. Or makes into a product years later. WinFS anyone? That was promised with Win95 over 15 ago. As of Vista, it still does not have it.

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  48. Chair Joke Consolidation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an effort to help moderators maintain their sanity, please use replies to this post for all flying chair jokes.

  49. arrogance and stupidity in 1 package = efficiency by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    said the mobile platform market is 'Microsoft's world.' Comments like that will make me enjoy watching Google eat their lunch.
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  50. Millions by eelke_klein · · Score: 1

    He wasn't lying according to this overview he was just very good at suggestion a large market share which they obviously don't have. Notice linux is allready ahead of microsoft.

  51. To be [un]fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be it corruption, cheating, lies or whatever that got him where he is..... Corruption, cheating, lies? True, it got Steve far but let's not underplay the importance of his monkey dancing and the chairs.... lots of chairs....
  52. Truth is, MS customers are fewer than 20 - read on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truth is, MS mobile phone customers are fewer than 20 - read on.

    MS doesn't sell to you, me, or Joe Douchebag. It sells to HTC, HP, and a few others. Nothing branded Windows Mobile is sold by MS to end users. You can't get support for WM by calling MS. You call HP. You call AT&T (which bought it from HTC, which bought it from MS). You can't call MS. You are not its customer.

    Not that that's a bad thing.

  53. But how do you fit "surface" in your pocket? by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, Apple has this tiny, thin, sexy iPhone. Microsoft has a coffee table. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

    Anyway, MS doesn't build phone or PC hardware. So any implementation of their "surface" work would have to come from them passing the tech on to their manufacturing partners.

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  54. Oblig by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

    '(...) and they're welcome in our world,' he added
    Is that a world of handheld chairs?
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  55. Windows Mobile is crap. by Pyramid · · Score: 1

    As someone who's been forced to support and develop for WM devices, I think I'm at least semi-qualified to make the judgement that Windows Mobile is complete and utter shite. Even latest versions running on 600 MHz+ Xscale processors are slow, crash prone memory hogs with an interface that must have been designed with pricipals created by Josef Mengele.

    Beyond this, we've been screaming to various vendors for similar form factor devices running Linux, or at least *not WM*, but I keep hearing the same excuse, "We want to persue alternative operating systems for our devices, but Microsoft has threatened to cancel our preferred licensing status if we do." Since said vendors need to be able to supply the industry standard mobile OS (unfortunately WM), they're screwed and companies like mine are stuck with the same crap OS platform on every nearly every single device we've explored, regardless of vendor. It's a damned shame really, because we don't need an operating system that includes a crap version of Word, an inefficient media player, Bubble Breaker and Solitaire; just a terminal client, STANDARDS BASED web browser and maybe a SIP client is all we need. Yet we're paying for all that crap PLUS the software necessary to lock the system down to keep users away from it.

    Windows Mobile has the marketshare it does mainly due to extortion, not innovation. Balmer is a tool.

    Pyramid

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    1. Re:Windows Mobile is crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who's been forced to USE a Windows Mobile 5 device, I can tell you it's a piece of shit.

      I have to reboot my phone almost daily, because if I don't it will refuse to make a phone call even with a full signal meter. It also drops the data connection silently and never picks it up again, which is not fun when I'm on call and have to respond quickly to 'server down' alerts. I gave up on it and now set up rules to send alerts to my personal phone when I'm on call.

      No option to leave the screen on when I'm on a call... I have to sit there hitting physical buttons trying to wake it up if I need to mute or switch to speakerphone. The workaround for this is to hold the phone so I can continually tap on the screen with my fingernail.

      The on-screen 'lock screen' button changes position because it appears below appointments listed in the calendar.... many times it will disappear off the screen if there's a lot of stuff being displayed in the calendar section, and I'll sit there tapping at the screen to do something not realizing it's locked because the "Unlock" soft key is so understated. Why can't a padlock icon or something appear on the screen if you're tapping away while it's locked?

      The interface feels SLOW as molasses. When I first played with an iPhone I was astonished at how responsive the interface was.

      Downright STUPID interface choices. I can't believe there were four previous versions of this operating system and still functions that are obviously frequently-used are buried in menus and/or placed in separate menus when they should be grouped together.

      There are a handful of other reasons that escape me right now, but in a given workday there are at least two or three occasions when I want to put this phone into the end of a tube sock and swing it against a brick wall with all the force I can muster.

      As soon as this google thing takes off and Apple opens up the iPhone, Windows Mobile is in deep shit.

    2. Re:Windows Mobile is crap. by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I remember one day when I worked at Microsoft, the head of our division of our business unit (which was ~300 people) sent a mail with his registry hack tips and tricks to make Windows Mobile faster and more stable, and said he found his WM phone was much more usable since he did those things. My only thought was that if I needed another reason not to buy one, he'd just provided it. If you have to do that stuff to make it stable and usable, it should still be in beta. Or alpha. Or the design phase.

  56. This could lead the way to a desktop killer by erroneus · · Score: 1

    With hand-held computing never catching on simply because it's "too many devices" making your phone into the hand-held computer would be just the way to make it appealing. (And let's face it, the iPhone proves it.)

    But even with small laptops, desktop computing on the go is clumsy and inconvenient at best. I'm sure confident that we have all the other supporting technologies in-line yet, but having an open-development platform for which to write apps could go a long way to moving useful software from the desktop to the phone.

    The things missing from phone computing that we like in desktop computing? Screen size, keyboards and mice. With the next version of USB or Bluetooth, we will start seeing convenient display technologies and projected keyboard and mouse technologies that are better than today's. After that, pocket computing will be everything we want it to be.

  57. Past predictions and commentary from Ballmer by jscotta44 · · Score: 2

    I recall watching Ballmer making comments about the iPhone, too. Haven't heard anything from him since the iPhone actually released. But given his prediction ability, I would say that this is really a non-event. That is unless you want a record of the statements for future comedy efforts.

  58. Balmer? by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

    How often does microsoft make press releases?

  59. Then why so defensive, Steve? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I'm tempted to say I believe him. I mean, if there's one man who should be able to tell when something is Vaporware it's him, he has maybe the most experience with that kind of spin in the IT biz.

    But if it is, why bother commenting on it? Why not just shrug the shoulders and, if asked, say something like "I'll comment on it when I see it, so far, there ain't anything to be seen for miles." and leave it at that?

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    1. Re:Then why so defensive, Steve? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'm tempted to say I believe him. I mean, if there's one man who should be able to tell when something is Vaporware it's him, he has maybe the most experience with that kind of spin in the IT biz.
      Linux phones have been doing much better than he would like you to believe. Google's Android is just another Linux platform to add to the list.
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  60. prostitution is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But once again the rich get off for sucking dick.
    Who in gods name would talk up windows mobile?
    It sucks, it makes the hardware look bad.
    I've owned a ipaq 4150 and a dell x51v I loved the hardware! but
    I hated the devices because windows mobile. It is worse than any product they have.
    I've been using Maemo, which makes hardware look better than it is!
    Sorry Ballmer your lame if you say WM is a success...

  61. Ballmer is deluded... by AetherBurner · · Score: 1

    I have an HTC Hermes cellphone running WM6 (upgrading was a BIG mistake from WM5). My friend is the single-button salute with it. I have to reset it on a daily basis because of it not wanting to charge, not seeing the uSD memory card most of the time unless I delete the METADATA file and reset. Hopefully, some one will be come out with a Linux distro for the phone. I love the hardware but the crippleware that came with it is the showkiller.

  62. Windows Vista was a just press release too... by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... but things went very wrong and got released. May God have mercy on your soul, Ballmer.

  63. and what about....? by XB-70 · · Score: 1
    ...can't respond quickly...

    ...CrackBerry Thumbs are acting up...

    ...Ballmer & Google both out to lunch...

    ...Pesky Canadians at RIM are moving to take over China... and, soon, the world!

    Nyah-ha-ha!!! Eh?

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  64. Good is good by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market

    They have a great marketshare unless you include Symbian and the Blackberry OS. Oh, and Palm too.

    and their software is actually quite good nowadays.

    Sucking less than before is not the same as good. Good is good.

    And yes, I've used Windows Mobile 6. That's why I have an iPhone now.

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  65. ' ...and they're welcome in our world,' by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    I'm old enough to remember when Apple ran an ad in the NY Times "welcoming" IBM to the PC business. The ensuing competition didn't quite turn out the way Jobs hoped it would.

  66. Pogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Pogue reviewing a Windows Mobile device? Yeah, THAT'S not biased at all!

  67. Replace function by jadin · · Score: 1

    Replace - Ballmer with Kutaragi
                    - Android with Xbox
                    - Windows Moblie with Playstation
                    - Microsoft with Sony
                    - Google with Microsoft

    And what do you get? Reasons to keep your mouth shut.

  68. Good Share? Wrong by asphaltjesus · · Score: 1

    In the U.S. WinCE has a tiny foothold. It is easily outdwarfed by all of the more-or-less locked/low-end phones. That's the biggest market penetration it has because Symbian just hasn't taken off in the U.S.

    In Europe, Symbian-based phones are huge compared to WinCE handsets. Things are hardly any different in Asia.

    The parent post is **not** insightful, or even informative in any way.

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  69. customers now aren't as important as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Investors try to plan ahead - customers now aren't as important as customers tomorrow.

    Unfortunately, all of the companies in the world believe the same thing because that stock price always has to go UP UP UP. Great if you're an investor, horrible if you're a customer. And we're all customers of one company or another.

    Wouldn't it be better if Microsoft, AT&T, or any of these companies that dismiss the customer actually catered to the needs of the existing X million customers instead of worrying about just signing them up? Even about 10 years ago, a friend who owned an ISP told me that he had one guy in the customer service department and NO people responding to disconnection requests, compared to tons doing sales and signing up people. We've created a world where growth > quality, every time. Today you can't even find a $100K car that isn't making cost reductions and shoddier quality than 10 years ago. It's sad to see it being advocated again and again.

    Captcha: Retard

  70. Re:warning, new url spoofing... sort-of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only off topic, but also false.

  71. He has a point by CtrlShiftEsc · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you wish Steve had a official spokesman to speak on Microsoft's behalf but in this instance, I think he as a valid point. Windows Mobile has actual devices and actual customers, in large quantities at the moment, whatever your personal feelings towards him. But he did say he welcomed the competition. It still remains to be seen what form this will take. People are still speculating over whether there will be a Google branded phone, rather than just a software platform for others to plug into and develop. I hope they do go for it, it can only be good for competition, maybe even ruffle a few feathers at Apple. The cunsumer should win (hopefully).

  72. Press Release Call Ballmer an "Android" by objekt · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Union... ah, never mind.
    I, for one, welcome our robotic chair-throwing overlords!

    Yeah, that's got it.

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  73. Truth will out... in one direction or 'nother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer oughtta know. That guy is full of press releases.

  74. not vaporware by m2943 · · Score: 1

    but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.

    No, he does not. Most of the components that make up Android are already in widespread use in mobile and embedded devices. Furthermore, the sources for Android will be released on 11/12.

    Google has done a reasonable announcement for an about-to-be-released piece of software. That's not "vaporware".

  75. The Slashdot "Borg Bill Gates" icon is outdated... by yuriks · · Score: 1

    It should be replaced by a flying chair.

  76. delusions of grandeur by m2943 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    he is correct. Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays. And yes, Google's announcement is sort of a press release at the moment.

    Have a look at the market share figures:

    http://x.msmobiles.com/portal/images/other/symbian-market-share.jpg

    Microsoft's worldwide presence is a joke. In fact, Linux is already far more widely used worldwide than Microsoft, Palm, and RIM combined.

    And yes, Google's announcement is sort of a press release at the moment.

    It's a press release for something that is going to be available in less than a week for developers, with a dozen industry heavyweights behind it. That's not just a press release.

    1. Re:delusions of grandeur by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's a press release for something that is going to be available in less than a week for developers, with a dozen industry heavyweights behind it. That's not just a press release.

      A dozen heavyweights who would like nothing better than to be out from under Microsoft's thumb. This is going to get interesting, you know.

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    2. Re:delusions of grandeur by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I have an impression that the graph you link to only counts smartphones, and not communicators (or plain handhelds). It would've been very different if it did.

    3. Re:delusions of grandeur by m2943 · · Score: 1

      I have an impression that the graph you link to only counts smartphones, and not communicators (or plain handhelds).

      It counts everything comparable to Symbian and Android phones, which means smartphones and communicators. That's the market we're interested in here.

      It would've been very different if it did.

      Based on what? Plain handhelds are negligible these days, and Microsoft never dominated them anyway.

  77. Microsoft's market share is pitiful by m2943 · · Score: 1

    Worldwide market share for smart phone operating systems is about 70% Symbian, 20% Linux, and single digits for Palm, Microsoft, and Blackberry.

    http://www.allaboutsymbian.com/news/images/shareworld2006.jpg

    The market share figures for the US are different mostly because Palm and Blackberry still manage to hang on (they wouldn't stand a chance anywhere else) and because Microsoft is up to their usual monopolistic tricks with Windows Mobile.

    In most markets, Linux competes only against Symbian. In the US, Linux should be able to grab Palm's and Blackberry's share easily, and eat substantially into Microsoft's market share, such as it is.

  78. He should have shown proper respect by S3D · · Score: 1

    Like jumping around the scene shouting "Press release!", "Press release!". Just call press release "press release" is affront.

  79. Ballmer may be right and more . . . by corifornia2 · · Score: 1

    I used to thing Google was awesome, "do no evil" they say . . . now with their android platform they are exloiting retarded children. Fucking sick google, fucking sick.
    Googles powers Android off the dreams of retarded children.

  80. notice how Microsoft classifies a success by Locutus · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Windows CE, the core and former name of their "Windows Mobile" product line is just over 10 years old IIRC and they've posted publicly about $10 billion in losses to that division.

    I guess only a monopoly can classify such a money pit as a success. But then again, that would be standard operating procedures for a marketing company and THAT is really the primary focus of the Microsoft monopoly. It's obvious that technology and solutions is not the focus, just the tool. IMO.

    oh, and so Balmer calls Google's announcement a "press release" by doing a press release. How cute. BTW, any public word(s) from Balmer and gang are press releases if you've not caught on yet.

    LoB

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  81. Uh, OK.... by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 1

    While mobile devices may be MS's world at the moment, I think alternatives will be quicker to adopt here than anywhere else. I mean, who buys a cell phone or PDA and asks "What OS does this run?" And usually, those that do are more interested in it NOT running MS bloatware. Even in the desktop world, where compatibility is a much bigger issue than on mobile devices, MS alternatives are gaining ground. Anyone remember the Simpsons episode a few years back where the record store kid asked "What's Apple?" I think this is gonna be the iPod revolution all over again. Either that, or its time to file another bug report on my Crystal Ball.

  82. Seriously? People use Windows Mobile? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    I swear, I don't know a single sales stooge or marketing drone who uses a Microsoft smartphone. They all use BlackBerries or Treos. The idea that MS is even seriously competing in Palm/RIM's world comes as sort of a shock.

    I can only assume that there must be, somewhere, some gigantic vertical industries that have standardized on Win CE applications down the employee chain or something. Does anyone know of examples?

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  83. Hey Ballmer. by tk2x · · Score: 1

    Welcome to OUR world. We own 40% of the mobile phone market worldwide, and have been making smartphones since before you even knew what the word meant.

    -Nokia

  84. Laughable! once traded my Blackberry for WM6... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once attempted to switch from Blackberry 8100 to a WM6 device to get better remote desktop usability with one of the new VGA and WVGA mobile devices. WM6 crashed more in the first two days than my old BB had in the prior year. Then I found out WM6 doesn't even come with an RDP client and I had to get one unsanctioned from the net. Overall the burden of dealing with WM6 for that 98% of the time using a cellphone as a phone instead of an RDP client wasn't worth it. There is an RDP client for BB - the display is just smaller.

  85. GPhone beta by Compumyst · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I'm not the first one to think of this, but between GMail still being in beta and hardware manufactures willing to release hardware based on "beta" specifications (802.11n, anyone?), I could just see something like a "GPhone beta" or "Draft GPhone" coming out.

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  86. At the risk of piling on .... by yelvington · · Score: 1

    At the risk of piling on: My Windows Mobile-based smartphone locked up hard earlier this year at the worst possible time: in the Atlanta airport as I was headed to Europe for a week of travel. It never came back to life, capping a history of unreliability and bizarre behavior. At the end I was glad to see it go.

    Replacing it: A simple Nokia 6133 not-so-smartphone that boots in a matter of seconds, paired via Bluetooth with a Nokia 800 Internet tablet running Linux and a Mozilla browser. I am much, much better off.

    Previously I had a Symbian S60 Nokia that eventually suffered hardware failure.

    Based on my experience with both Symbian and Microsoft, a long history of using Linux, I'm excited and optimistic about the Android project. It's been said that OK open systems beat great closed systems every time. In this case, the closed systems are far from great, and the open system looks like it's going to kick butt.

  87. What a tool by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 1

    Ballmer really is the court jester of the computer industry. We need to keep him around just for laughs.

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  88. Pot...meet Kettle by GroinSniper · · Score: 1

    Jesus. This coming from the guy who talked about WinFS and Exchange on a SQL backend. How about you just shut up and focus on getting rid of NetBIOS, the registry and the half-assed 64-bit support.

  89. Oh really?! by FoboldFKY · · Score: 1

    'Right now they have a press release, we have many, many millions of customers, great software, ...'

    Now hold on just a second; if you have such great software, why does my phone crash every few days? Why is it that when I'm out somewhere, and need to look up a number for someone, or add something to my todo list, or hell, even make a simple phone call, I have to poke fruitlessly at the screen before hard rebooting the damn thing and waiting for it to all load again.

    The rest of it is true enough, but don't lie about the software. Your software is a stinking pile of garbage. The biggest thing I'm hoping Android does is light a fire under your ass so I can get a stable PDA phone from someone, whoever that happens to be.

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  90. GOOgle always make something incredble by jnrainy · · Score: 1

    yes,I think so .MS already have been beaten in some field,like online advertisment.A era of MS comes to is end.