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Solar System Date of Birth Determined

Invisible Pink Unicorn writes "UC Davis researchers have dated the earliest step in the formation of the solar system — when microscopic interstellar dust coalesced into mountain-sized chunks of rock — to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years. In the second stage, mountain-sized masses grew quickly into about 20 Mars-sized planets and, in the third and final stage, these small planets smashed into each other in a series of giant collisions that left the planets we know today. The dates of these intermediary stages are well established. The article abstract is available from Astrophysical Journal Letters."

266 comments

  1. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course it was. Even then, everything crashed on Mondays.

  2. Margin of Error by richdun · · Score: 3, Informative

    So to borrow from someone else's profound statement, all of our recorded history in well within the margin of error (by 4 orders of magnitude or so).

    There's a nice political joke in there for those not yet in their holiday brain coma.

    1. Re:Margin of Error by CensorshipDonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      -- to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years. And i was born 22 years ago, within a range of 10 years Pretty big error (almost 50%)

      Incorrect. 2 million years is less than 0.05% of 4.5 billion years. Pretty damn precise, relatively speaking. Read the units on the text you cited.
    2. Re:Margin of Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fail.

    3. Re:Margin of Error by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Read it again, it's 0.045%

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    4. Re:Margin of Error by mattb112885 · · Score: 1

      I think you misread the numbers, 4568 million +/- 2 million is not 50% error, more like 0.5%.

    5. Re:Margin of Error by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you not know what "million" means or can you just not read?

      4,568,000,000 years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years.

      That's an error margin of about 0.046%.

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    6. Re:Margin of Error by gardyloo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Neither is your incessant linking to that site. Luckily, I generally have JavaScript blocked; if I unblock it at that site, Bad Things happen. What the hell is up with that?

    7. Re:Margin of Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you're saying is that you are not very good at math.

      2,080,000/4,568,000,000 ~= 0.000455 = 0.0455 %

    8. Re:Margin of Error by Empiric · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Whether that was addressed to me, and you just can't read a "Reply to this" link, or not...

      I'd like to thank you for providing me with the single most defensive response to attempted humor I've ever seen.

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    9. Re:Margin of Error by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Wow, seems you can't use a "parent" link.

      The guy who I was replying to has been modded into the ground.

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    10. Re:Margin of Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why didn't you say something that stupid as AC? bbbbrrrraaaaiiinnnn dddaaammmmaaagggeee

    11. Re:Margin of Error by Empiric · · Score: 1

      ...I'm drunk? ;)

      Or, we have reached a confluence of realities where "threaded" and "flat" become one...

      Probably the first.

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    12. Re:Margin of Error by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      If you're drunk I sure hope you're coding. That's the only way to go. Check in some 1000+ line changes and then come in tomorrow and have people ask you why you did what you did and have no idea. Awesome.

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    13. Re:Margin of Error by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      Finally someone says the "b" word! Argh! I hate it when people give numbers in thousands of millions and whatnot, it just rubs me the wrong way.
      Only one continent used to speak like this, five hundred years ago!
      People, PLEASE! Learn this!

      Thank you, that is all.

    14. Re:Margin of Error by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      You are getting confused by people putting commas in thousands -- the sure mark of the innumerate.

      Our Continental cousins -- who still like to use fountain pens, which are not good for making dots -- write the fraction delimiter as something resembling a comma, and used to use dots to mark thousands. It's been standard practice since about 50 years ago to delimit thousands with non-breaking spaces, and only use a mark -- a dot or a comma, depending upon which side of the Channel you are -- between the integer and the fraction.

      It should have been "4 568 million years ago within a range of 2 080 000 years". But even that would have been better written as "4 568 000 000 years ago within a range of 2 080 000 years" or "4 568 million years ago within a range of 2.08 million years". That's about one part in 2200, so not actually bad going.

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    15. Re:Margin of Error by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Just to confuse matters, Italy used apostrophes as thousand sparators. Given the state of the Lira, you casn imagine how many they got through.

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    16. Re:Margin of Error by evwah · · Score: 1

      thats why he's a useless engineer

    17. Re:Margin of Error by apparently · · Score: 1
      And i was born 22 years ago, within a range of 10 years
      Pretty big error (almost 50%)


      Well, you certainly show the intellect of a 12 year old.

  3. So many gifts..! by Empiric · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years.

    Similarly, I've discovered my birthday to be defined as subsequent to July.

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    1. Re:So many gifts..! by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I wasn't suggesting it wasn't "acceptable". But if we're calling it a "date of birth", mmm... July is party-time.

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    2. Re:So many gifts..! by xPsi · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years.

      Similarly, I've discovered my birthday to be defined as subsequent to July.
      At a glance it might seem like a crude measurement, but its really about 4 parts in 10000, which is really quite good. This would be like knowing your birthday to within 4 hours during the year (better than I know my own birthday off the top of my head, to be honest).
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    3. Re:So many gifts..! by jimmux · · Score: 1

      Wait... did I miss the solar system's birthday? It is going to be so pissed...

    4. Re:So many gifts..! by powerlinekid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly I think the problem is in the way it was expressed. The margin of error looks better if they had stated:
      "...to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2 million years"
      or
      "...to 4,568,000,000 years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years"

      Its easier to quickly compare the numbers against each other that way.

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    5. Re:So many gifts..! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, someone that didn't pass his/her science class wrote the article.

      4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years


      So, measure the age of the solar system to 1 million years, but then state the error to few orders of magnitude more precise! 2.08 million years. The real error was either 2 million years or some percentage of the original measurement. The real error must not be more accurate than the measurement, so,

          4568 +- 2 million years, or
          4568.0 +- 2.1 million years, or
          4568.00 +- 2.08 million years or,
          4568.000 +- 2.080 million years, or, ....
          4568.000000 +- 2.080000 million years?

      which one is it?

      I would question that +- 2 million years as being too naive - we don't know much about solar system creation! The measurement may be +- 2 million years for *their* setup, but this will have to be validated and scrutinized. Publishing an article (even in a journal) does not imply the measurement is correct or even if their technique is valid (not arguing that it is not - I'm not an expert - just keep you reservations about these type of measurements).

    6. Re:So many gifts..! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Urgh! Just read the abstract and it is as sloppy as the the article!

          +0.91 to 1.17 Myr at 4568 Myr ago

      Sad. So, they either exaggerated their accuracy of their error measurement or someone removed the stuff after decimal for 4568. As stated, the relative errors are meaningless since the accuracy of the real value is *not* stated.

    7. Re:So many gifts..! by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      its really about 4 parts in 10000

      Is it me or did everyone mistake a period of time for an error margin? I seemed to understand that what it means is that 4,568 million years ago, microscopic interstellar dust started to coalesce into mountain-sized chunks of rock, and this during 2,080,000 years, and then these mountain-sized masses quickly grew into about 20 Mars-sized planets, and so on..

      That's really what what I'm reading seems to say, but then it implies that I must be right and anyone else is wrong. Usually when you think you're the only one who's right it's not a good sign though..

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    8. Re:So many gifts..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad they found the date of the earliest part of the formation of the planets from dust. Now, where did the dust come from, if not from under the rug?

    9. Re:So many gifts..! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      I thought significant figures were what mattered in science, not orders of magnitude. (In which case, compare 2.080 million years to 4568 million years).

    10. Re:So many gifts..! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Dark matter? ::Waits for all the people who haven't read His Dark Materials to mod him down.::

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    11. Re:So many gifts..! by RachaelB · · Score: 3, Funny

      Very useful, thank you.

      I hadn't considered myself inumerate, but even I was bamboozled by the big numbers. Thanks for the clarification.

      Rachael

    12. Re:So many gifts..! by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Being charitable, they may have just donkeyed the abstract, and the article might be written by someone who made notes based on the abstract when they didn't change when they read the paper.

      You don't usually get to be a post-doc without having some experience in writing papers, and the peer reviewers must have thought it was ok. Abstracts are a bugger to write, and so very easy to screw up, especially if a word limit is strictly enforced, which is usually the case in my experience.

      I've read stuff that was in peer reviewed papers which if it appeared in a doctoral thesis would get the red diagonal line treatment, and a request to re-word or remove. Still others (many others) read like they were written by some first year post grad on behalf of a professor who's too busy.

      I often find that a paper which is, on close inspection, a pile of poo, will usually be stuffed full of wordy justifications and science speak, so as to obscure the fact that its not good quality work. Its better to find some great work that's hiding behind a crappily written paper, at least you can work on it.

    13. Re:So many gifts..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, nice going ..... responding to the myminicity.com link to give it an air of legitimacy!

      Still think it was better in the goatse days, though.

    14. Re:So many gifts..! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      It was pissed, on its birthday. It's probably sobered up now, though.

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    15. Re:So many gifts..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what happened before that?

    16. Re:So many gifts..! by cdpage · · Score: 1

      Or another way of looking at it would not just be the hour of birth but inception and labor too. And for that matter was it a full 9 month term?

    17. Re:So many gifts..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly... or just say within a 0.04% margin of error.

    18. Re:So many gifts..! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      No.

      Significant figures is not used anywhere. Precision of the measurement must be the same as the precisions of the error or both are kind of meaningless -> you have to get rid of the extra "sig figs" as erroneous until two precisions match up.

      For example, 450 +- 0.0023 km/h is stupid and worthless (450.1+-0.0023 is NOT 450.0+-0.0023, but both are 450 by "sigfigs"), unless it is suppose to be 450.0000 +- 0.0023 km/h. That's why in real science, you tend to write that number as 450.0000(23) meaning there is a +- 23 error in last 2 digits. Furthermore, you really have to justify that 3 in the error and why it is not just 450.000(3) -- errors should be rounded up AFAIK.

      People also tend to look at you funny if you have a split error like they do with different values on one side than another. Split errors may indicate that there is some skew to your data. Generally one ends up using the larger of the two errors in the end.

    19. Re:So many gifts..! by JimThink · · Score: 1

      They should have said "...give or take a couple of million years...". Sounds more cheeky.

  4. Impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly this is bad information, because the morons at http://www.answersingenesis.org/ and their 27 million dollar monument to ignorance (http://www.creationmuseum.org/) say the Earth is only a few thousand years old, and surely the universe can't be that much older than the Earth.

    1. Re:Impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but surely the unicorns and God had to come from somewhere

    2. Re:Impossible by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If you read it literally, the Bible says that the Earth is older than the stars. I don't read that part literally though. I believe God explained the origins of the universe in terms that Moses would understand.
      Unfortunately, Bible detractors contend that if any one part of the Bible is figurative, then no part of it can be taken literally (because everyone knows that a book cannot contain both literal meaning and figurative analogies.) That is one of the primary reasons that creationists stick so hard to the guns of a literal 6,000 year old Earth.

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    3. Re:Impossible by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly somewhere in the Bible it says that God exists outside of the contraints of time. So ya, I don't hold tightly to a "new Earth". However I do think man and dinosaurs probably overlapped. Why there is a disparity there in the fossil record, I can't really say. Maybe humans just didn't get stuck in situations where they would fosilize very often.

    4. Re:Impossible by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Playing the devil's advocate here, you *could* say that if the entire universe were created at once, it would take at least 4 or so years for the first light from other stars to reach us, thus making earth seem to be older than the stars. The night sky would be completely dark but for a few planets, if the alignment was right.

      But yeah, it all falls apart under logical examination.

      -b

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  5. Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by nebaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To think that the span of a human life is at best about 1/250 millionth of that cycle. Light from distant stars does eventually get here, it just happens on timescales that are beyond imagination.
    Such a shame that we occupy such a small blink in the process, and can't witness cosmic events on any larger a level.

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    1. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah, you have it backwards. It is not a shame that our lives are short. I find it inspiring that we have come so far despite this shortness, and we have built instruments that let us actually see all those cosmic events, and even put them in perspective ;)

    2. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Such a shame that we occupy such a small blink in the process, and can't witness cosmic events on any larger a level
      I dunno, the first few years sound pretty boring.
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    3. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      Imagine what we may be capable of, what is just over the event horizon.

      Harumph, I mean science is serious business that can have no spiritual value whatsoever.

    4. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by sykodoc · · Score: 1

      "Such a shame that we occupy such a small blink in the process, and can't witness cosmic events on any larger a level."

      Ah, crap! I was feeling all bummed out about the freaking holidays anyway, now you go and remind me about my own sad little mortality and how insignificant I really am. Thanks dude. I'm going to go get drunk and piss on something to prove I was here.

      hohoho.

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    5. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Beyond yours, perhaps. You want to witness the expansion of a dust cloud why?

    6. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      "Such a shame that we occupy such a small blink in the process, and can't witness cosmic events on any larger a level."

      Patience grasshopper.

      Wait...fur?! Oh blast, what have you mortals gone and evolved yourselves into now?

    7. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by shokk · · Score: 1

      You mean to say it's a good thing we only occupy such a blink. God help the universe once we spread. What other lifeforms will we make endangered or extinct?

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    8. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      We might argue that we've come this far *because* our lives are short. If we lived a long, long time, I think we'd stagnate, set in our ways. New ideas would be almost always rejected or suppressed. (There's an old half-true joke that new theories aren't accepted, the resistance just dies -- and not figuratively.)

      Our lifespans mean that there's always a fresh crop of people with new ideas and wanting to find better ways to do things ready to replace us and it also makes sure we feel some healthy pressure to accomplish our goals now rather than later. That's a gift, not an obstacle.

    9. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the majority or this planet is caught up in shiny toys and gossip columns to appreciate the natural beauty that was broadcast through the space and time.

      Relish, that you are aware of this luxury, and recognize it for what it is.

    10. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by huckamania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing or what the op means, but I don't think the universe will need any help if we ever spread. We've made and continue to make mistakes when it comes to the environment, but we're the only lifeform that can recognize mistakes and try to amend for them. It should also be mentioned that there are plenty of animals that have benefited from the Human Race and not just pets.

      We are both a part of nature and responsible for nature. No other lifeform on this planet shares that burden and really, it's only been ours for the last 100 years. Before that, we were still scratching at mud and praying for rain.

      I'd love to discuss what it would take to get to the 'universe', cause really, just getting to another star would take a hella long time.

    11. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      If we lived a long, long time, I think we'd stagnate, set in our ways

      To be precise, we'd all end up with arthritis, well almost all of us. There has never been a way for evolution to remove that particuler flaw in our genes, because firstly, humans didn't live that long when our species first appeared, and secondly, in virtually all cases it occurs after child rearing age, making it irrellevent to survival, and thus not a factor in natural selection.

      Since there is no cure for arthritis at this time, I'll take my three score years and ten, with an option on another twenty or so if possible.

    12. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To think that the span of a human life is at best about 1/250 millionth of that cycle.

      On nth other hand, consider that by living well into old age, one can have lived through almost 2% of recorded human history. That's a lot, really. So if you chose correctly, it would only take about 50 people to have lived at the time that everything happened.

      Just shows in how short a time humans have become what we are.

    13. Re:Profound...(All we are is dust in the wind) by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      it's only been ours for the last 100 years.

      I've always wondered why old people have dirty fingernails.

  6. 4,568 million years divided by 7 days by JustCallMeRich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we break those intermediate steps into seven phases or so and declare each of those a "day", get a copy to the Pope, and settle this whole religion versus science mess now? Or at least build some bridges for the Bible folks and the Science folks to agree to something that makes a little more sense?

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    1. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I doubt the Pope would like the news. It was a Wednesday.

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    2. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Psst...it's all the offshoots (I'm looking at you, Baptists) that are causing problems. The Catholic church is rather keen on astronomy an evolution nowadays. Not so much on the gays and condoms, but it's a start.

    3. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One man says "it is right to protect the children." The other says "it is right to kill three a day." We should clearly compromise - no more then one child a day, two on weekends!

      But seriously. No, we can't. We don't compromise between a fiction and hard fact just because lots of people happen to believe the fiction.

    4. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or at least build some bridges for the Bible folks and the Science folks to agree to something that makes a little more sense? WTF?

      Bible thumpers: Big imaginary fairy created the world 4,000 years ago.
      Science folk: You're insane, it's all in your head, and I have proof.

      You think those two views can be reconciled?

      What I find bizarre is that religion is not considered a form of mental illness in the US. The thought of one such mentally ill leader having access to the largest stock of nuclear weapons in the world is... disturbing.
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    5. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      What I find bizarre is that religion is not considered a form of mental illness in the US. The thought of one such mentally ill leader having access to the largest stock of nuclear weapons in the world is... disturbing.


      It could very well be that religion is part of human nature (in one way or another) and not a mental illness as you percieve. Otherwise we would not have most of our written/recorded history full of it.
    6. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It's actually funny. When you believe in an imaginary figure that only you can see or hear, it's called a psychological problem. If you believe in an imaginary figure that even you can't see or hear, it's religion.

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    7. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, could we declare the current 600something million years a Sunday? Should enable me to finally sleep in sensibly.

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    8. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I find bizarre is that religion is not considered a form of mental illness in the US.

      Yeah, me too. I wish anyone who thinks or acts differently from me in a way I disapprove would be considered mentally ill, just like the homosexuals back in the day.

      Tolerance? What the fuck is that?! I brainwash a Jesus-freak and go get a six-pack. On an unrelated note, why do some many people in this country don't like atheists like me? I don't get it..

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    9. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's the "The best guess I can make with the information I have is that the bright object in the sky is a fiery chariot" when there was very little information about the make up of the sun, that is the problem. It's the, "even though all evidence points to dinosaurs having existed on earth, I'm going to assume that it is a giant hoax, the likes of which has never before been seen on the planet earth", that makes someone sound crazy.

    10. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by oldhack · · Score: 1

      It's actually funny. When you believe in an imaginary figure that only you can see or hear, it's called a psychological problem. If you believe in an imaginary figure that even you can't see or hear, it's religion.
      That's cute.

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    11. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by GrpA · · Score: 1

      It depends on the timescale actually... If you assume God has a galactic presence, then the days are each about 210 million years (one trip around the Milky Way), so assuming those sort of timescales, we're about into the 22nd day (21.7 days).

      Of course, I'm assuming God uses non-union labour, or we'd still have a solar system that was full of rubble and dust...

      Ummm, then again...

      GrpA

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    12. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by tlangehaug · · Score: 0

      Contrary to what you seem to think not all religious people are idiots nor do they have a psychological problem. Believe it or not, not all Christians or Jews or Muslims believe in a 4,000 year old earth with a 7 day literal creation, nor do we disregard scientific evidence. Show some tact before classifying us as nut jobs.

    13. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Nice that Beethoven finished that Ninth before they grabbed him.

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    14. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Yeah, especially the formally-invalid fiction of a false dichotomy.

      So, I'll call it "allegory" and...

      (waits 200 years)

      I win.

      No compromises, just facts, remember.

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    15. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should we tolerate these insidious beliefs? If they affected no-one, it would just be harmless silliness, and we could afford to indulge the brainless.

      However, that's just isn't the case. It really isn't.
      From anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-different, anti-science, we-own-marriage, all-morals-come-from-god-and-he-only-talks-to-me-and-he-says-you-have-to.......
      all the way up to flying airliners into buildings in the name of some stupid god.

      So, feeble-minded idiot: tolerate my ass, pfffttt.

    16. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you believe in time-space curvature? can you show me what it looks like? no? only through some complex series of steps that work for your brain but not mine? and I'm the insane one?

    17. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "The thought of one such mentally ill leader having access to the largest stock of nuclear weapons in the world is... disturbing."

      Do you really think that Bush (or Clinton, for that matter, or any president) actually believes in God (as opposed to just saying so), particularly a God as specified in the Bible?

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    18. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > do you believe in time-space curvature? can you show me what it looks like? no?
      > only through some complex series of steps that work for your brain but not mine?
      > and I'm the insane one?

      Yes, now you're getting it.

    19. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they've [fundamentalists] already decided it was 7 literal days and nothing will convince them otherwise. The belief in biblical "days" being symolic of being "eras" of several hundred million year spans doesn't fit in with their literal reading of their holy books. Once that literal context disappears the entire framework of their belief system collapses.

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    20. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      The Catholic church has already apologized to Galileo ('bout 400 years too late) and declared that Darwinism doesn't clash with Genesis (which should be looked at as more of a parable than written history).

      There are, however other religious nuts who insist on ignoring both science and the pope.

      Can we break those intermediate steps into seven phases or so and declare each of those a "day", get a copy to the Pope, and ....?
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    21. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      Bible thumpers: Big imaginary fairy created the world 4,000 years ago.
      Science folk: You're insane, it's all in your head, and I have proof. I believe it is claimed to be 4000BC (i.e.: approx. 6000 years ago).
      If your proof lies in voodoo science, which claims rocks formed from microscopic interstellar dust over millions of years, I ask you:
      1) Where did this said dust originate from, and the space it inhabits?

      And probably the more obvious question:
      2) Since when does smashing two rocks together, form one nicely spherical rock?

      Really, who's being illogical, think about it.
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    22. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...so, among all the gays using condoms, the Pope likes astronomers the most?

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    23. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Are you positing that there is proof for the nonexistence of god? Or were you going at something more specific? It sorta reads like you were only talking about the 6,000 year old Earth people, but then you seem to paint all religions with the brush of insanity.

      Could I get some clarification?

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    24. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Troed · · Score: 1

      Why?

      You obviously do disregard scientific evidence.

    25. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by StoatBringer · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, the "Bible folks" could accept that they're simply wrong.

      Crazy and radical, I know.

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    26. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Could I get some clarification? I was trolling wildly. Quite successfully I might add.

      Religion is for the intellectually challenged, believers deserve to be pitied as the deluded fools they are, or despised when they attempt to foist their bizarre views on the rest of us, not locked up as a danger to society.

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    27. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by khallow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't work. As I see it, the whole point of having a belief like that is so that you disagree with "Science" and other commonly held beliefs of society. The myth is that you are right and the society is blind in some way to this truth.Ultimately, the point is to disagree. What you disagree about isn't so important.

    28. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Since when does smashing two rocks together, form one nicely spherical rock?
      Since always, given that they're big enough and moving fast enough that they'll have sufficient energy to shatter/melt and recoalesce (if that's a word).
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    29. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Utter waste of time interacting with the Kartune loser mate. It's brain is so far up it's ass that it no longer has any significant difference between cognition and digestion. It'll swallow anything told to it by its pastor, cogitate on it a while, remove what little of worth there is in it and dump the remaining shite on slashdot.

      It is a troll of a special sort. Impervious to reason, logic or rationality, it believes only what is already in its head and declares that (its own personal interpretation of) the Wholly Babble trumps reality when it comes to correct answers.

      When Fundie ministers gather to discuss problems their churches face Kartune makes the agenda as a solution, a scapegoat, a target for "Look! See? Fred Phelps ain't so bad. We could have all been embarrassments to existence like that thing".

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    30. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      The Catholic church is rather keen on astronomy an evolution nowadays. Not so much on the gays

      Ironic. You'd think that their embracement of evolution would lead them to regard any problem with gays as one that would solve itself, no?

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    31. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by ajs318 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is not that people "think or act differently from me in a way I disapprove". The problem is that people "think or act differently from me" in a way that can be actually harmful to me.

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    32. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      There were no days before the Earth was formed. When the Earth first formed, the Earth turned much faster than it currently does. Even at the time of the Jurassic, the Earth day was about an hour shorter by our current measurements. Tidal friction is slowing us down.

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    33. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      I see. So Firefly fans are not welcome at NASA? It's crazy people and idiots, not religious people, who are the problem. So long as a religious person is willing to face the question 'how accurate a scientific text is a religious document written three thousand years ago' - and most, in my experience (at least outside the US), are - there is no cause for concern.

    34. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      So Firefly fans are not welcome at NASA?
      If they believe that Firefly is real, then I would have to say yes.
    35. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      But this is a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Words like 'real' and 'exist' mean different things in theology than they do in physics, as you can see very clearly by considering the interaction of the notions of omnipotence and observability. And this was all hashed out very thoroughly by the philosophers, many centuries ago; then again by mathematicians such as Goedel; and yet again, if you will, by computer scientists with virtualisation. The underlying nature of reality is inherently indeterminate from the perspective inside the box, but our best path forward is to rely on its very striking local consistency. Bible-thumping fundamentalists and vacuum-thumping atheists may try to cloud the issue by conflating ideas taken from physics with analogous ones from metaphysics, but these are the crazies on both sides, who ought simply to be ignored.

      And of course Firefly is real. It says more about life than any ten regular shows put together, and in the context of science fiction, that is the operative definition of reality.

    36. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      Since always, given that they're big enough and moving fast enough that they'll have sufficient energy to shatter/melt and recoalesce (if that's a word). Do you have a reference for evidence of this? I can't think of an instance where two or more rocks colliding with each other creates an orderly sphere. With their theory, they must have provided documented observable proof that this is possible, to support their theory.
      Also, where did this dust appear from, and where/when did the space, in which the dust is present, form?

      As for VendettaMF, I'm still waiting to see this moral, lovable character of yours that you insist on.
      If your reason lies in a theory that man evolved from a rock, which magically appeared out of thin air, then you should probably start questioning who is being illogical and unreasonable, I'm surprised that your rational mind hasn't allowed you to process this fundamental flaw.
      Quit trolling with slanderous remarks and come back with some reasonable, logical evidence to support your opposition to my post.
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    37. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      The problem is that people "think or act differently from me" in a way that can be actually harmful to me. "Yes of course!! Those fruits of the Spirit are ever so harmful. I hate it when Christians are patient, kind, gentle, self-controlled, etc."
      Well, at least that's what we're instructed to do.

      Galatians 5:16-26
      So I say, live by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature. For the sinful nature desires what is contrary to the Spirit, and the Spirit what is contrary to the sinful nature. They are in conflict with each other, so that you do not do what you want. But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under law.
      The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.
      But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires. Since we live by the Spirit, let us keep in step with the Spirit. Let us not become conceited, provoking and envying each other.
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    38. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      Religion is for the intellectually challenged, believers deserve to be pitied as the deluded fools they are, or despised when they attempt to foist their bizarre views on the rest of us, not locked up as a danger to society. Bizarre views? As in, God created everything, or something mysteriously and magically appeared at some point in the history of the universe, which magically turned into rock, and then in turn, life came out of this magical rock. Seriously dude, think about it carefully.

      2 Peter 3:3-7
      First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
      They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.
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    39. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Neither a troll nor a slander.
      Simply stating facts relevant and important to this branch of the thread.

      You are a moron and an embarrassment to everything you've ever been involved in including the Christian church.

      You have been repeatedly corrected in your previous idiocies, but you simply wedge your head further up your digestive tract and chant goddiditgoddiditgoddidit until the intelligent parties give up and interact further with you only to warn others of what a waste of biomass you are.

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    40. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      More gibberish from the wholly babble.

      Why do you think anyone here will gain anything from it? All you are doing is making your beloved gawd look even worse. Or at least you would be if "irrational moron" wasn't such a big step up from "deceitful, murderous, lying, evil, degenerate, cruel, demented, sociopathic, misogynistic, hate fueled demon".

      Every step of development can be theoretically explained. Most steps have multiple possible methods. (And no, "Goddidit" is not part of any step of actual reality). As more scientific developments are made, and discoveries uncovered theories get pruned, and occasionally new ones get added. This is science. It has a grasp of reality. Religion is a pacifier for the stupid, fearful and incapable.

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    41. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the approved murders, the restraint of women, the slavery, the torture, the ostracizing... Remember, your little suicidal Jewish messiah (who according to himself came for the Jews, not for you) stated that he was not un-writing or ending one word of the pre-existing laws (That is, the old testament plus everything else stored in the temple's libraries).

      Biblical Christian belief is extremely bloodthirsty.

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    42. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "the entire framework of their belief system collapses."
      If you mean the literal interpretation belief, then yes. If you mean the religeon as a whole collapse, then that is incorrect.

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    43. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      If you mean the literal interpretation belief, then yes.
      exactly, religion doesn't just go away if new evidence shows that a core belief doesn't work in the lieral sense, it evolves over time to survive. there likely will always be some form of religion, people have a need to feel special and to know the unseen, maybe feel like they have a purpose or to give meaning to their life. maybe even nothing more than to have the feeling that there's something watching over them like a parental figure that keeps them safe and helps them out in need, either way the reasons people use to justify religion will not go away regardless of any evidence that is found to the contrary.
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    44. Re:4,568 million years divided by 7 days by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget the approved murders, the restraint of women, the slavery, the torture, the ostracizing...

      It is now blatantly obvious that you have not read the Bible, even once. If you had read it even once (let alone 6 times), you would already know that the accusations stated in your post are utterly uninformed. If you had read the Bible, you would know that those events were part of the Old Covenant.

      2 Corinthians 3:7-18
      The Glory of the New Covenant

      Now if the ministry that brought death, which was engraved in letters on stone, came with glory, so that the Israelites could not look steadily at the face of Moses because of its glory, fading though it was, will not the ministry of the Spirit be even more glorious? If the ministry that condemns men is glorious, how much more glorious is the ministry that brings righteousness! For what was glorious has no glory now in comparison with the surpassing glory. And if what was fading away came with glory, how much greater is the glory of that which lasts!
      Therefore, since we have such a hope, we are very bold. We are not like Moses, who would put a veil over his face to keep the Israelites from gazing at it while the radiance was fading away. But their minds were made dull, for to this day the same veil remains when the old covenant is read. It has not been removed, because only in Christ is it taken away.
      Even to this day when Moses is read, a veil covers their hearts. But whenever anyone turns to the Lord, the veil is taken away. Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. And we, who with unveiled faces all reflect the Lord's glory, are being transformed into his likeness with ever-increasing glory, which comes from the Lord, who is the Spirit.


      The New Covenant was also prophesied over 500yrs prior to the coming of Jesus.

      Jeremiah 31:31-34
      "The time is coming," declares the LORD, "when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah.
      It will not be like the covenant I made with their forefathers when I took them by the hand to lead them out of Egypt, because they broke my covenant, though I was a husband to them," declares the LORD.
      "This is the covenant I will make with the house of Israel after that time," declares the LORD. "I will put my law in their minds and write it on their hearts. I will be their God, and they will be my people.
      No longer will a man teach his neighbor, or a man his brother, saying, 'Know the LORD,' because they will all know me, from the least of them to the greatest," declares the LORD. "For I will forgive their wickedness and will remember their sins no more."

      Remember, your little suicidal Jewish messiah (who according to himself came for the Jews, not for you) ...

      As per the following verse, Jesus death and resurrection bought down the division between Jews and Gentiles. Read John 3:16 also, which states that God so loved the _world_ that he gave His one and only Son, that _whoever_ believes in Him will not perish.
      Hint: When you read the passages look for the capital "L" when the word "law" is used.

      Ephesians 2:11-22
      One in Christ

      Therefore, remember that formerly you who are Gentiles by birth and called "uncircumcised" by those who call themselves "the circumcision" (that done in the body by the hands of men)-- remember that at that time you were separate from Christ, excluded from citizenship in Israel and foreigners to the covenants of the promise, without hope and without God in the world. But now in Christ Jesus you who once were far away have been brought near through the blood of Christ.
      For he himself is our peace, who has made the two one and has destroyed the barrier, the dividing wall of hostility, by abolishing in his flesh the law with its commandments and regulations. His purpose was to create in himself one new man out of th

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  7. Give him a BREAK! by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeesh, you people are so negative! The hint is right there in his username!

    1. Re:Give him a BREAK! by eggfoolr · · Score: 1

      They are all wrong anyway! There was no margin of error reported. If you RTFA the 2M years was the range in which the dust formed onto mountain sized clumps (or what every you want to call them).

  8. Yeah, but what day? by FauxReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I need to know the calendar date so I can convince my boss it's a holiday. In fact, why don't we make it an international paid holiday?

  9. and then there was light by arse+maker · · Score: 1

    So god made the earth about the time civilization was making beer...and the solar system is over 4 billion years old... man sometimes Im a little late to work but this guy takes the cake! Hes still pretty keen on taking the credit though...

    1. Re:and then there was light by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So god made the earth about the time civilization was making beer

      Is it me or does this sound like there's more than a coincidence? I mean, maybe God came into existance when some guys got wasted and one of the sentences babbled was "LOL, dare ya!"

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  10. Move Right Along by Braxton_the_Covenant · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nothing to see here. It is not like the radiometric dating methods are completely speculative and saddled with risky assumptions at all. These dates are solid! 4Ma + or - 2Ma... or maybe + or - 4Ma or 40 trillion years, it is not like we are guessing at all.

    1. Re:Move Right Along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      These dates are solid! 4Ma + or - 2Ma... More like 4500Ma + or - 2Ma, at least for those of us with a reading comprehension above that of a 5 year old.
    2. Re:Move Right Along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homer: (wearing glasses, suddenly acting much smarter) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
      Man: (in a cubicle) That's a right triangle, you idiot!

    3. Re:Move Right Along by Copid · · Score: 1

      Nothing to see here. It is not like the radiometric dating methods are completely speculative and saddled with risky assumptions at all. These dates are solid! 4Ma + or - 2Ma... or maybe + or - 4Ma or 40 trillion years, it is not like we are guessing at all.
      Hmmm... I would be very interested in knowing your explanation for the nearly perfect straight line found in the first graph here. If what you say is true, well... I wouldn't expect anything resembling a straight line. In fact, I found that graph to be a truly amazing testament to exactly how clever isochron dating is. I strongly suspect that like most people who post this stuff about radiometric dating, you really don't know what you're talking about.
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    4. Re:Move Right Along by Braxton_the_Covenant · · Score: 0

      Of course it is always good to begin on an insufferably arrogant note.

      I was thinking principally of Richard Milton's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Milton_(scientific_researcher) devastating critique of radiometric dating methods in his book Shattering the Myths of Darwinism. In it, he outlines the precariousness of the logic underlying radiometric dating, arguing to my satisfaction that the results emitted by such methods don't really mean anything at all, and can't be used to argue for anything, for or against.

    5. Re:Move Right Along by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Informative

      You need to understand that radiocarbon dating and isochron dating are two different methods of dating an object, although both are based in radiometric dating. A rebuttal of radiocarbon dating is not a rebuttal of radiometric dating or other methodologies, and further a specialist can easily show just about anything to a lay-person, without it necessarily being true.

      I'd say that Milton's a crank scientist, but if you believe him can you outline where you disagree with Richard Dawkin's review of Milton's book?

      You have to wonder when just about every other person in a profession disagrees with you if it's more likely that you're wrong or that they're all wrong.

    6. Re:Move Right Along by Copid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course it is always good to begin on an insufferably arrogant note.
      I apologize. I shouldn't have assumed that you would just be parroting the vague and largely misinformed critiques of anti-evolution fringe cases from the popular press. Now that you've done so, though, I'm going to have to retract that apology.

      In it, he outlines the precariousness of the logic underlying radiometric dating, arguing to my satisfaction that the results emitted by such methods don't really mean anything at all, and can't be used to argue for anything, for or against.
      I'm sure he thinks he does, but I don't really have any intention of buying his book. Any time one starts with a discussion on physics and ends up being pointed to a sermon on the wrongness of "Darwinism" it's pretty clear that physics isn't the real topic and real data isn't the point. My guess is that like everybody else publishing that sort of junk in the popular press, Milton is bringing up the same old tired appeals to all of modern physics being wrong (speed of light bouncing all over the place despite lack of data to support it, every type of radiometric decay miraculously changing in concert with every other type, etc.) in order to support his personal religious views. Nothing says kook better than somebody desperately making modification after modification to atomic theory, quantum mechanics, cosmology, etc. in order to get the numbers to work out right and patch up the holes that their ideas poke in other well established frameworks rather than simply accepting the preponderance of evidence that Earth is, in fact, quite old.

      Seriously: Where did the straight line come from? Most of the objections to common radiometric dating are irrelevant to the dating method used in this article and the one in the link I referenced (i.e. people who understand radiometric dating will weep if the response contains words like "carbon dating" or references to hucksters dating sea snail shells). So what's wrong with the line? Why, aside from God's Divine Preference for Straight Lines are the points in the graph collinear? Until somebody can, on one hand, completely destroy radiometric dating and its underlying theory and, on the other, explain that beautiful collinearity, they're just blowing so much smoke.
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    7. Re:Move Right Along by Braxton_the_Covenant · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of unhelpful response that doesn't win any converts to your way of thinking. The book is about various aspects relating to the theory of evolution by natural selection through random mutations, but the point of it is not to argue as an apologist towards a religion or towards a bible. Milton is himself irreligious and not a member of any religion. (To the other poster: And yet reportedly Milton's summary of Dawkins' review is that it is a hysterical atheistic screed denouncing him as a closest creationist, and short on any specific hard evidential criticisms. Have I read Dawkins' review myself? No more than you have read Milton's book.)

      My own technical experience is in electrical engineering, not radiometric or isochron dating. Yes I am quite open to the possibility that I am the proverbial layman bamboozled by a technical charlatan and the profession itself is eminently respectable and completely in consensus at all points. On the other hand, the other field I know a lot about, economics, I am well-aware of there being no consensus whatsoever but contains the most heated debates imaginable about all points in the field. They are a science (someone is right after all and someone is wrong) but it is a 'softer' science because it is not like whipping particles around in an accelerator again and again and making measurements. And as for electrical engineering, where there is no debate on fundamentals, at least what we study (e.g. an electric machine) is right there in front of us, and we are not engaging in speculative historical study based on neat tools we think might work about a hypothetical machine ten trillion years ago. Where does isochron or more broadly, radiometric dating, rate on the scale of 'hard' or 'soft' science? You seem to be suggesting right at the 'hard' pole, while I think in fact (thanks to Milton), it is located much more in the 'soft' part of line, with results only as strong as the risky assumptions made in arriving at those results.

      The main criticism I remember he pointed out again and again is contamination, and the inability to separate decay by-products from the isotope from the decay by-products of other materials that decay into the same elements, and the elements and isotopes of the nominal by-product initially present at time zero when they were formed. He then takes the two or three main types of rock-dating and constructs a skeptical attack on each one, demonstrating the range of factors we know will ruin our results or contaminate them so as to render the result meaningless. Yes it is skepticism, and no he doesn't have a better way to do radiometric dating that avoids the doubts raised, but that is not his job or mine either. Does your meteor Pb206:Pb207 line still mean anything in the face of the skeptical attack? I am not sure. This isn't my area of expertise. I still remember reading Milton's skepticism though and going, aha, the age of the earth is more speculative than it first would appear according to the mass media and PBS.

      Whatever, flame me, it doesn't matter. I'd encourage you to read a skeptical attack on isochron dating (Milton's perhaps, as I already mentioned) to see if it problematizes your linear line or not at all. If not, you can be all the more confident you 'know' the earth is very old. I have no agenda. I am not a Christian, but consciously reject it. I don't want you to believe the bible. If anything I am a deist, when I am not agnostic.

    8. Re:Move Right Along by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of Richard Milton, so went to look at his website (one of four, actually; the other three are about how to do your own PR, increase google hits, etc.). It seems to be down (and not archived by the Wayback Machine since mid-2007), but the latest incarnation may be found here: http://web.archive.org/web/20061205072241/www.alternativescience.com/ .

            It's interesting, and he makes some good points, but apparently he's not done much of his research so very well (see esp. the stuff on the Michelson interferometer) and when I saw this quote: "Harvard's Stephen Jay Gould has famously criticised the central feature of Darwinist thinking, gradualism, in many books" I knew the guy was not understanding at least part of that which he wrote about.

    9. Re:Move Right Along by Copid · · Score: 1

      The book is about various aspects relating to the theory of evolution by natural selection through random mutations, but the point of it is not to argue as an apologist towards a religion or towards a bible. Milton is himself irreligious and not a member of any religion.

      I appear to be mistaken. Milton just seems to be fond of fringe science. He's a rarity, but they do exist. Why, I'm not sure.

      And yet reportedly Milton's summary of Dawkins' review is that it is a hysterical atheistic screed denouncing him as a closest creationist, and short on any specific hard evidential criticisms. Have I read Dawkins' review myself? No more than you have read Milton's book.

      I just read Dawkins' review, and I'm thinking that Milton has some rather thin skin for a would-be Galileo. I would think that laboring alone to overturn most of the scientific theories of the 19th and 20th century would have gotten him used to receiving criticism. I don't see accusations of "closet creationist" being thrown around except in Dawkins pointing out that his anti-evolution arguments are essentially rehashes of well known creationist canards from the likes of Henry Morris. Then again, while I don't see any reason not to take Milton at his word (there are plenty of people with too much raw intelligence and too little relevant information who love acting as gadflies to assume that he couldn't possibly be one of them), you have to forgive suspicion in a time when slogans like "Intelligent Design theory is not religion!" are the norm.

      My own technical experience is in electrical engineering, not radiometric or isochron dating. Yes I am quite open to the possibility that I am the proverbial layman bamboozled by a technical charlatan and the profession itself is eminently respectable and completely in consensus at all points.

      This is sort of the reason for my original post: You're now explicitly disclaiming any real knowledge of the topic when you opened with what was essentially an attack on an entire field of scientists as frauds or idiots. That raises my spider sense in the same way political pundits are always "just joking" when somebody catches them in a lie. Accusations of arrogance from somebody who basically just said, "My knowledge of the topic comes from a single fringe book in the popular press, but physicists and geologists are all liars or incompetent" don't really hold much water. You'll find your posts get a warmer reception when they question the establishment rather than insult it from the peanut gallery.

      On the other hand, the other field I know a lot about, economics, I am well-aware of there being no consensus whatsoever but contains the most heated debates imaginable about all points in the field. They are a science (someone is right after all and someone is wrong) but it is a 'softer' science because it is not like whipping particles around in an accelerator again and again and making measurements. And as for electrical engineering, where there is no debate on fundamentals, at least what we study (e.g. an electric machine) is right there in front of us, and we are not engaging in speculative historical study based on neat tools we think might work about a hypothetical machine ten trillion years ago.

      Then we have something in common--my degrees are in engineering (computer) and economics. I'll agree with you on the fact that econ is one of those fields with a lot of different models explaining the same things, and reasonable cases can be made for a number of them. As somebody with an econ background, though, you've probably seen the nutbar economic theories debated on the Internet. The various economic schools may not agree on everything, but there are a lot of things that they do agree on, and most armchair Internet economists tend to fall on the other side of that line. Sadly, those ideas can seem pretty palatable in general terms, especially when one h

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    10. Re:Move Right Along by Braxton_the_Covenant · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your honest and charitable response. It is (too) easy to be like Voltaire and just mock everything, even complicated matters about which it is very hard to get a handle on and yet still remarkably easy to tease and poke fun of (such as when someone tells me what exactly happened 4.5 thousand million years ago, and I have obviously been guilty of that in the grandparent post teasing this latest report on 'assured' results in rock dating. While I have strong doubts that a historical science like radiometric dating even comes anywhere close to the levels of assured results that I would expect in my own field of power/electrical engineering, it doesn't make it right to lampoon something I am obviously not ready to back up with my own sustained arguments. Thanks for keeping me humble. :)

    11. Re:Move Right Along by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This is the kind of unhelpful response that doesn't win any converts to your way of thinking."

      Scientists are frequently arrogant, perhaps because the validity of scientific findings are independent of whether or not you or anyone else agrees with them. Simply put, there's no real need for winning converts -- nor is it accurate to write it off as "a way of thinking".

    12. Re:Move Right Along by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      That raises my spider sense

      wuh?

      my degrees are in engineering (computer) and economics

      For that you got Spider Sense? You barstard, all I got was a boring printed degreee certificate and a course transcript.

      I'll bet you had an overdraft though, I didn't, neh neh [rasberry blowing sounds..].

      having completed my mission to prove that all scientists are mature adults who only ever act sensibly, I depart. :-)

    13. Re:Move Right Along by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Scientists are frequently arrogant

      And humorously, frequently so too are their detractors -- the OP of this thread being a great example. And even more humorous is when the detractor is beaten into a corner and ends up complaining about the scientist's non-diplomatic arrogance "not helping", when what they are really complaining about is that arrogant knowledge beat out arrogant ignorance.

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  11. Why does the universe appear empty? by Dr_Banzai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you ever wondered why we haven't encountered intelligent life forms other than ourselves? An advanced race with regular slower-than-light starships would be able to colonize an entire galaxy within a few million years (barely an instant on a geological timescale). One possible explanation for our apparent solitude in the universe is that the number of planets with the proper conditions for developing life is vanishingly small. (Read about the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox for other possibilities)

    For example Earth's moon creates tides (and tide pools) and stabilizes the earth's seasons and axial tilt. According to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_impact_hypothesis the Moon was created as a result of a chance collision between the proto-earth and a Mars-sized object. Without the presence of the Moon the conditions might have been too harsh to support life.

    As we learn more about how the solar system formed we will be better able to predict which stars might have life-bearing planets, so we can begin our own colonization of the galaxy (assuming humans can survive long enough to overcome war, disease and ecological destruction).

    1. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by mattb112885 · · Score: 1

      I was actually rather surprised to read that the type of meteor they were analyzing had a fair amount of water and organic compounds typical of life (amino acids etc.), I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in the universe, there is a meteorite with enough of that stuff around under appropriate conditions for life forms to exist.

    2. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Dr_Banzai · · Score: 1

      If we really are the first intelligent beings in the universe, perhaps it's our duty to fill the universe with life. We could design life forms to live in any environment imaginable such as within comets or on the moons of the outer planets. If we become sufficiently adept at genetic engineering we could even customize groups of "humans" to live anywhere.

    3. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      The the vast majority of our galaxy (let alone the rest of the universe) our planet appears empty.

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    4. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Have you ever wondered why we haven't encountered intelligent life forms other than ourselves? An advanced race with regular slower-than-light starships would be able to colonize an entire galaxy within a few million years (barely an instant on a geological timescale).

      My preferred answer to the Fermi paradox is a corollary of that:

      Somebody had to be first. Looks like it's us.

      (For this galaxy at least.)

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    5. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever wondered why we haven't encountered intelligent life forms?

      There, fixed it for you.
    6. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by ZeroPly · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Let's examine the first sentence of your post in detail:

      Have you ever wondered why we haven't

      encountered You are assuming you would recognize another "intelligent" being if you saw one. More further down.

      intelligent What do you mean by intelligent? Would developing an elaborate system of tunneling through rock be considered that? Please - no "I understand undergrad math" tangents - just because you understand prime numbers doesn't necessarily mean you're going to transmit them via radio.

      life forms what do you mean by life? Are crystalline structures alive? Do you believe in Gaia theory and such?

      other than ourselves? An

      advanced race What do you mean by advanced? Us Xenians of Tau Ceti consider silence the pinnacle of achievement. You are measuring advancement by human standards. I have been hanging around these parts for the last 2 billion years, but know better than to advertise the fact.

      with regular

      slower-than-light Slower than what? I tunnel through rock. A few of the theoretical ones have speculated that it's possible to tunnel faster than you can crawl, but this is highly imaginative.

      starships would be able to colonize an entire galaxy Colonization is not even a concept understood or appreciated by YOUR whole planet, not to mention a totally alien one. Us Xenians like to stay close to home. Why would we want to go to a marginally hospitable planet?

      within a few million years (barely an instant on a geological timescale). By YOUR time scale, maybe. On Tau Ceti it takes 215 years to fully boil an egg. Don't confuse YOUR idea of "geological" for ours.
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    7. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If that civilisation is anything like ours (and I see no good reason why it should not be), there will be no global endeavour like generation seed ships if there is no compelling need. Such things are VERY tough on the resources of a planet, and, well, I mean, look around, we currently don't even want to "waste" the resources necessary to keep our planet in halfway decent shape. Nothing like that would be done unless there is no other option than to leave the planet.

      Now, there are only two reasons why something like that would happen. The planet becoming uninhabitable, either because of home-made problems (we're working on that currently) or some external reason (like a devastating meteor strike). Both of which would probably happen too fast for even an advanced civilisation to retool their whole planet and construct such a ship in the few years possibly left to get it off the ground before food and other resources to sustain said civilisation are depleted.

      So what's left is the death of their star. Something that will happen to us in about 5 billion years. Now, let's assume (an astronomer will take you it's unlikely, but humor me) that some civilisation is orbiting a star like our sun (which is the most likely one to actually have some earth-like planet) which formed as early as it could (which is, and an astronomer might correct me, a few billion years after the creation of our universe, when the first supergiants created a few "metals" so there's actually something other than H and HE to work with). So let's calculate:

      About 15b years ago the universe came into existance.
      About 10b years a star like our sun could have formed.
      About 10b years life expectance of such a star.

      In short: If, and only if, such a civilisation exists, it would about now start to actually have the absolute need to create such seed ships to survive. Before today (with today meaning "today plus/minus a million years or so), they of course COULD have built it most likely, but if they are anything like us, they WOULD not undertake such a plan which puts insane strain on the global resources.

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    8. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Dr_Banzai · · Score: 1

      At our current level of technology it would take our entire economy decades or centuries to produce a colony ship (if we last that long), but interstellar colonization needn't be so resource-intensive if you extrapolate a few technological trends.

      Picture a small probe with some nano-factories onboard which could set up a base once it reaches a suitable planet orbiting another star. The probe has some biological or nanotech agents which can terraform a planet over many thousands of years. Once the planet is ready the cryogenically frozen humans are awoken, who then begin to thaw out a couple thousand frozen embryos which grow into children.

    9. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by MTgeekMAN · · Score: 0

      Have you ever wondered why we haven't encountered intelligent life forms other than ourselves? Ahahahahah... wow thats funny! Tho I suppose its all in who you base the measurement on.
    10. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by ntimid8 · · Score: 1

      I think its more important to understand that lifeforms evolve to their conditions, not the other way around. Our view of what is or is not harsh is jaded by what we see on our own planet and solar system. Having said all of that, I believe finding another life form or environment similar to ours would be somewhat difficult considering the potential variations. No real argument, just my 2 cents.

    11. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      If we really are the first intelligent beings in the universe, perhaps it's our duty to fill the universe with life.

      Our duty to whom?

    12. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by ardle · · Score: 1

      If we really are the first intelligent beings in the universe, perhaps it's our duty to fill the universe with life.

      Our duty to whom?

      Our ancestors ;-)
    13. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Colonization is not even a concept understood or appreciated by YOUR whole planet, not to mention a totally alien one. Us Xenians like to stay close to home. Why would we want to go to a marginally hospitable planet? You are propagating a false stereotype of us Xenians. There are some of us who will colonize the galaxy! You evolutionarily doomed rejects will be left behind, or annihilated if you try to stop us! We'll have to rule the galaxy before the still puny humans can do it, or they will surely make us go the way of the dodo.
    14. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Again, the question is necessity. Like I said, in our civilisation, necessity is the engine that creates and promotes changes and developments, and makes them possible altogether. It's maybe not the best reason to do anything, but that's simply how we work. There is of course no need to develop such a seed ship, so there is none. We'd first of all have to have a reason to build one. And given that I do believe Darwin's theory of the species, I dare say that any kind of evolutionary development would have to be similar in other worlds, too. Only the external pressure to do something would create a change.

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    15. Re:Why does the universe appear empty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Universe is larger than you think it is.

  12. Look at his username by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It explains it all.

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  13. creationism by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's been amusing over the past 10 years to see young-earth creationists squirm about the fact that cosmology has become a high-precision science, with the age of the universe going from having 50% error bars to 1.5% error bars. Now these folks have apparently measured the age of the solar system to within .05%. For a long time, young-earth creationists (YECs) were trying to say that the science was all very uncertain, so you couldn't trust the science. Hmm...now it appears that Archbishop Ussher's date for creation is off by 2000 standard deviations. Oops!

    It's unfortunate that the authors don't seem to be in the habit of posting preprints on arxiv, or on their university web site. TFA doesn't really explain very well, for example, how they know the primordial Mn/Cr ratio so precisely, and why the Mn/Cr ratio in the universe as a whole wouldn't change at the same rate as the ratio in asteroids. As a California taxpayer, is it too unreasonable of me to expect research funded by my tax money to be available freely?

    1. Re:creationism by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      As a California taxpayer, is it too unreasonable of me to expect research funded by my tax money to be available freely?

      What are you, some kind of communist?

      Seriously though, I find it fascinating that they can be so sure the age of the solar system is within such a small (relatively speaking) margin of error. But I'm still a bit sceptical that at some point the theories they've based this on will be disproven. OTOH, IANAA and have no idea how they came up with this age, but even if it seems sound now every so often we discover we didn't actually know something we were sure we knew.

    2. Re:creationism by bcharr2 · · Score: 1

      Before the scientists get a swelled head, I'd like to point out that scientists are not all that great of debaters - its simply that many creationists are very poor at it.

      With a little practice, they could easily point out that God, being all powerful, could have created the universe in an instant while fashioning it in such a manner that it appeared to already be billions of years old.

      Debate THAT.

    3. Re:creationism by Ramze · · Score: 1
      I've heard this "theory" presented time and again in various ways... such as the Dinosaurs were already created fossilized... and craters from impacts millions of years ago were just made that way -- to look like impacts. It's a ridiculous argument that a creator would not only create everything at once, but make it appear WITH A HISTORY to its creation. Why create a fossilized dead animal that only appeared to have existed, left fossilized footprints, fossilized stomach contents from food it never actually ate, but the creator put there for fun... oh and fossilized eggs with baby dinosaurs in them that were not only never laid, but created as dead, fossilized eggs. It's the same with geology. There are scars on the planets from impacts. The moon itself is evidence of an impact with the Earth in its early form. The entire solar system has evidence of its formation over time. To even suggest that a creator would have made them that way is beyond ludicrous. It would imply that the creator was purposefully trying to cover the true process of creation and erase his or her part in it. It would imply that the creator didn't want anyone to know or believe in him/her. The situation is equally as likely as if the universe were created 1 minute ago with everything in existence as it is including everyone's memories of past events that did not actually happen. I have a computer in front of me that I remember buying a few years ago. Software was installed on it and there are saved games on it. But, none of that actually happened because it just popped into existence 1 minute ago as-is. I also have fabricated memories of these past events that never actually happened -- put there by the creator to trick me.

      There is no debate on this theory because it isn't really a theory. It's a -- "hey, what if magic did it all?" hypothesis that cannot be proven or disproven because it specifically ignores historical evidence.

    4. Re:creationism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, Last Thursdayism what a fun argument. I can always counter it by asking "What happens if you replace 'God' with 'a highly advanced sentient being' (ie an alien)?" and watch people chew on that.

    5. Re:creationism by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      With a little practice, they could easily point out that God, being all powerful, could have created the universe in an instant while fashioning it in such a manner that it appeared to already be billions of years old. Debate THAT.

      The problem with that escape clause is that it makes God the biggest liar in the universe. Not something you want in an entity you're trying to market as the source of all truth.

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    6. Re:creationism by sigzero · · Score: 1

      I don't see anyone squirming. This isn't provable at all or is a best highly dubious.

    7. Re:creationism by bcharr2 · · Score: 1

      The situation is equally as likely as if the universe were created 1 minute ago with everything in existence as it is including everyone's memories of past events that did not actually happen.

      Wow, this conversation was more profitable than I thought it would be. I think you're on to something there - possibly the plot to the next Matrix sequel.

      Or imagine a reality that only existed in bursts of an hour. It would randomly copy another reality down to the memories of the inhabitants, they would exist for an hour as though everything was normal, and then the reality would implode and repeat the entire process.

      Now imagine this happened in a chain reaction, where realities imploded, copied the reality closest to them, and thus each reality was passed around in 1 hour increments.
  14. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That's funny - where in the Word is there mention of a flat earth? It actually talks a lot about stars and worlds. About our sins tossed from God as far as East is from West (hint - eternally distant from God). There's actually nothing in there that refutes evolving critters, and nothing in there that stipulates six 24 hour days for creation with the seventh for rest, and certainly nothing in there that says that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Ironically, the Scriptures even talks against those who crunch numbers and bicker over words. The conflict is not from God or from the Scriptures - it's from preconceived and erroneous notions of people who claim to align themselves with God and the Scriptures and from those who follow cultural notions rather than the essence of the Word. These same people who charged Galileo for heresy were the true heretics against the Scriptures. Creation is a process. When you plant a seed, you have created a tree. But it achieves the status of tree over time. Ditto with everything... Big Bang - Light Be!

  15. Genesis 2:2 by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

    to 4,568 million years ago, within a range of about 2,080,000 years

    And on the seven hundred fifty-nine million seven hundred three thousand seven hundred seventy-third day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seven hundred fifty-nine million seven hundred three thousand seven hundred seventy-third day from all his work which he had made.

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    1. Re:Genesis 2:2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the All Mighty God(TM), this 4,568 million years seem like less than a few working days. I am sure someone would work out the adjustment factor.

    2. Re:Genesis 2:2 by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1
      Kind of reminds me of the story "How it Happened" by Isaac Asimov ( http://www.sumware.com/creation.html ).

      "Suppose you describe one million years of events to each roll of papyrus. That means you'll have to fill fifteen thousand rolls. You'll have to talk long enough to fill them and you know that you begin to stammer after a while. I'll have to write enough to fill them and my fingers will fall off. And even if we can afford all that papyrus and you have the voice and I have the strength, who's going to copy it? We've got to have a guarantee of a hundred copies before we can publish and without that where will we get royalties from?"
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  16. eh? Impossible! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dude, how can this be possible? The Universe is only 5768 years old according to the Old Testament! For the sake of argument, we'll ignore the fact that time dilation will stretch the first six days of Creation into approximately fifteen billion years, according to the physicist Dr. Gerald Schroeder.

    1. Re:eh? Impossible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you maximize all the lengnths of possible generations it works out to about 13,000 years, and you would still be considered a 'young earther'.

    2. Re:eh? Impossible! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

      We ain't maximizing the lengths of possible generations becuz the Holy Bible states that this dude begot that dude when he turned this age, and then that dude begot the next dude when he was whatever age, and so on and so forth. Alls you gotta do is add up the cottonpicking dates and you'll arrive at the number 42, which is the number of roads that one must take.

  17. OK, So What's Its Sign? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It's written in the stars...

    Maybe "slippery when wet"?

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    1. Re:OK, So What's Its Sign? by josh61980 · · Score: 1

      'W' 'e' 'a''p' 'o' 'l' 'o' 'g' 'i' 'z' 'e' 'f' 'o' 'r' 't' 'h' 'e' 'i' 'n' 'c' 'o' 'v' 'i' 'e' 'n' 'c' 'e'

  18. You're fighting the wrong war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of arguing the contemporary equivalent of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, I'd be more concerned with religions that have twisted views on more practical and real world matters, like considering people who have the audacity to get gang raped as having perpetrated a criminal act (see Islam). Or musing whether their main mortal boy would have enjoyed marrying a blonde. Or marking for death anyone who no longer subscribes to their fiction.

    Christianity is the grass snake outside your house. Islam is the cobra in your room!

  19. No birthday cake for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well with the whole global warming problem we are facing, no way am I lighting that many candles!

  20. As a geologist by onion_joe · · Score: 1
    This has been my greatest regret: that I cannot watch the long term processes that create the landscape around us.

    In that sense, I think that astrophysics, followed by geology, are the most melancholy of sciences.

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  21. MAD is very scary. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thought of one such mentally ill leader having access to the largest stock of nuclear weapons in the world is... disturbing.

    It's supposed to be.

    The MAD doctrine deters nuclear war by threatening a retaliation that would likely bring down civilization and possibly end the human race and much of life on Earth.

    For it to work, US presidents have to put on a show, looking crazy enough that they'd actually do it - but sane enough that the won't shoot first and can be reasoned with on issues that otherwise would have been "solved" by the outcome of a war. (IMHO it's likely the term "Mutually Assured Destruction" was chosen at least partly for the acronym, to help put on this show. Psych warfare was pretty well developed by the start of the Cold War.)

    MAD is pretty terrifying. But it reversed the ongoing escalation of wars right after the bombs were proven to work under battle conditions (and two fried cities were substituted for the years of war that had been expected to be necessary to end the Japan part of WWII). It's been over half a century and no nukes have been used in war since those two.

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    1. Re:MAD is very scary. by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 2, Informative

      two fried cities were substituted for the years of war that had been expected to be necessary to end the Japan part of WWII
      Except that the myth of a protracted war with Japan if Hiroshima and Nagasaki hadn't been bombed is only a myth. ...and on and on and on.
  22. Proof of Birthdate Required by DavidD_CA · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is good news! The Solar System has been bummed out lately 'cause it couldn't prove it's birthday to anyone. All of the other solar systems could get into the cool clubs, but not ours.

    Now it's PARTY TIME and the drinks are on Sol!

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  23. Disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting that no mention is made of other astrophysicists declaring that this model is out by several orders of magnitude using reflected radiation from this dwarf star [wikipedia.org]

  24. shit by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a fucking *long* time until Sunday then.

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    1. Re:shit by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Nar God is having sunday off as we speak, is about 4000 years in to his/her sunday apparently.

      So s/he has about 761 million years of sunday left.

      oh Wait then it's monday agian!!!!!!

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  25. Aliens should have video records of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering we've only had video capability for 100 years, it would be obvious that any alien that landed here would have video records of us. Imagine that, watching actual footage of Mozart performing, Christ's crucifiction (if some "event" like that actually happened), Charlemagne leading troops, etc. I'm sure they would have had tabs on every significant event that happened, and might have even documented it. Heck it might even be in hologram format. While we probably don't have the technology to view their files, I'm sure they'd have years of it.

  26. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by icegreentea · · Score: 1

    The idea with evolution is that includes extinction, therefore making all sorts of implied statements about God. Like he let's his creations (even indirect ones) die, that he made mistakes etc etc. I'm not saying they're right, but that's where the big hubhub about evolution comes into play. Or at least that's what it was back when Darwin first published. Just because something is not litterally banned in the scriptures, if the logical conclusion from the scripture (god is perfect and benevolent) contradicts with premises and predictions of evolution (or cosmology or whatever), then there CAN be a conflict between the scriptures and science, even if it's not litterally in the scriptures. That all being said, I think the conflict is just silly.

  27. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by renegadesx · · Score: 1

    Like how according to the bible the sky used to require pillars to stay up there?

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  28. FSM by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Big imaginary fairy created the world 4,000 years ago.

    Come on, we all know everything was created by a flying spaghetti monster, not a freaking fairy!

  29. the Pope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize the Catholic Church is fairly liberal when it comes to interpreting the Bible, right? It's the Protestant evangelical fundies who are the literalists.

  30. small lives, big is vulnerable by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Such a shame that we occupy such a small blink in the process

    In some sense the smaller the are the most likely we are to survive and the less resources we are going to need to maintain ourselves. So maybe small size is a virtue (and ants or small microorganisms have more evolutionary potential to survive from a supernova or asteroid, maybe).

  31. Re:Margin of Error - Give him a break! by Al_Lapalme · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's French-Canadian. For us, the comma is the decimal separator, so 4,568 million actually looks like "4.568" million -- whereas it actually is "4.568" billion.

    Of course, the next sentence shows 2,080,000 and that just completely ruins this ...

    Nevermind.

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  32. Something odd here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Canadian Shield is thought to date back 4.5 billion years or so, which corresponds to this date of creation of the solar system. If so, shouldn't there be some "exotic" content to the Canadian Shield? It's not just parts of Canada which date that old, there are zircons in Australia which date back 4.4 billion years. The Earth could hardly have been consolidated at that time, since I believe the creation of the Moon from a collision of something with Earth also dates back to about that time. That doesn't leave a lot of time for the accretion process to make something big enough that the Moon can get generated as a result of the collision.

  33. Of course they can be reconciled by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of examples of mainstream religious doctrine changing to accommodate scientific discovery. It doesn't happen fast but it is more or less inevitable.

    Unfortunately it isn't all progress because there are people making up new religious bullshit all the time.

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    1. Re:Of course they can be reconciled by kartune85 · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of examples of mainstream religious doctrine changing to accommodate scientific discovery. It doesn't happen fast but it is more or less inevitable. You may have a point in some respect, although, the message of Scripture is not altered by trivial scientific discoveries.

      Sure, there have been misinterpretations of (mainly Old Testament) passages, but these recent (and not-so-recent) scientific discoveries have neither invalidated the Bible, nor made the Gospel obsolete. A single verse or chapter in the Bible, dependant on what it is, can be taken to mean several different things. I believe that is an attributing factor as to why there are so many denominations. The message is the same, but the doctrines may differ.
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  34. You weren't going to church anyway by Nimey · · Score: 1

    you commie.

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  35. Saintly by enoz · · Score: 1

    Ironically if you see the imaginary figure that everyone believes in but can't see or hear you then become a saint.

  36. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

    God's word maybe never changes. Unless some bible thumper takes it and twists it around, of course. It's amazing how you try to "defend" the words of the Bible by quoting it wrongly.
    Twice.
    In a single sentence of just seven words.

    First: Nowhere in the Bible, it says anything about the world being flat. We read about the waters being divided and the water being told to recede so land can form, but I can't remember a single word stating anything about the shape of Earth.

    Second: The bible never ever mentions anything about a timeline or a date for the creation. What happened is that some Bishop in the 4th or 5th century tried to puzzle together a creation date for Earth, based on the various stories told therin and the acting figures, as well as their relation towards each other. Now, first of all he only had a rather bad translation of the original text to work with, second he tried to rely on the dates given (which also were a bit contradicting in the various books) and finally he took human life spans of his time as a standard. He made so many assumptions and filled the blanks with the information and rumors available to him about the ancient kingdoms of the east (which were spotty to say the least, and wrong in many cases) that as a statistician I can only dismiss his "calculations" as guesswork.

    So, if you really want to rely on the Bible as the sole authority, you can neither claim that earth is flat nor that it's 5000 years old. Neither is by any means supported by the Book.

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  37. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm curious, where does it say that?

  38. well if you know the exact date by meeya · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you know the exact date' we can have a public holiday!

  39. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by radinator · · Score: 1

    Yet it does talk about a rabbit chewing its cud - which is false.

  40. ± 2,080,000 years? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    ± 2,080,000 years? I thought they'd say something like "March 12, 4,568,422,12 BC"...

  41. 20-into-9 by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mountain-sized masses grew quickly into about 20 Mars-sized planets and, in the third and final stage, these small planets smashed into each other in a series of giant collisions that left the planets we know today.

    Another slashdot article about a month ago suggested that the type of collisions needed to create our moon were relatively rare, based on dust analysis of new systems. However, 20 Mars-sized proto-planets seems like it would create pretty good chances for moon-creating collisions. (Although gas giants probably hog most.)

    1. Re:20-into-9 by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Another slashdot article about a month ago suggested that the type of collisions needed to create our moon were relatively rare, based on dust analysis of new systems. However, 20 Mars-sized proto-planets seems like it would create pretty good chances for moon-creating collisions. (Although gas giants probably hog most.)

      This is all very interesting, and I'm having trouble understanding HOW such major collisions could take place across such a vast amount of space. If all this material orbited the Sun, were the orbits of the 20 first-gen planets so elliptical that they crossed paths? If that's the case, what eventually changed the orbits of the second-gen planets such that there are no more collisions?
      Or was it all a honkin' great mass of asteroids and protoplanets moving in orbits influenced by frequent collisions with other small objects in the cloud?
  42. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then came Patch Tuesday...

  43. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extinction is our word, not His. To us, it means the end. To nature, it's just another step. When a seed germinates, it ceases to be a seed and becomes something else even better. Similarly, when a grass-fire burns off the grasses, it makes way for the forest. What kind of God would put His special people in an arena with apex predators against which we cannot withstand? Think a few men with spears can ward off a T-Rex? And yet, we, the hairless monkeys that are impossibly weak, have no canines, have no claws, have no shell or armor, can't run fast, can't climb well, can't swim well, can't fly at all, don't hear well, can't see well during the day and hardly any at night, can't smell stuff well, we who are least of all nature in capabilities when compared to a balanced wilderness ecology, we who physically simply cannot survive regular predation - we were placed in an arena that not only does NOT have a dedicated apex predator preying on us (tho we can succumb to any number of predators, no predator depends on human flesh for sustenance and there doesn't seem to be any evidence that there ever was such during our time here even tho the opportunity has always been there), we were placed in an arena where we are able to resist the existing apex predators if thru cooperation, and in all the history of the world, we were placed in a time where we could survive from our intelligence alone where virtually every other creature has lived or died by the claw or tooth. If anything, our own weakness is evidence that there is a God - because by all means, we should have gone extinct ourselves a long time ago and yet, here we are as the dominant species of the entire planet and beyond.

    The Scriptures has indicated that if you don't see God thru His Words, then the least you can do is pay attention to His creation - for God's fingerprints are all over it. He's not against science - science is the act of observing the works of His hands! Whether we understand what we see or not - that's our business and we are blessed to have so much to discover. Billions of years - it is like one big book that God has written and it pleases Him enormously to share that book with us as much as it pleases us to share our works of creativity with each other. So much color, so much drama and history. Impossibilities becoming possibilities. The suspense of being on the knife-edge of life where a little this way or a little that way would make us like Mars or Venus. Where we almost didn't have a moon - which would have also rendered the Earth barren of life. We have the planets to visit and the stars to gaze at in wonder. We not only have the immense mass of the Earth we stand on - and yet dwarfed by some of our neighbors - to humble us, and the unimaginable age of the rocks we so casually walk on, we also have the vast stretches of space so vast that we are even now only barely brushing against what we may imagine could be the limits of viewable space and yet perhaps not.

    And in all this, we are but a shadow of reality. Time and space - we are just a bubble. Existence as we see and feel it, as we experience it - it's like a Chinese box. You look at the galaxies and see hundreds of thousands if not millions of stars. They look so dense. And yet enter one and suddenly there are vast distances of space inbetween its components. A solar system seems like it's so compact from the distance - we're looking at planets wobbling their stars. But enter one and for the space that a solar system occupies, there is impossibly little mass. A few chunks of rock and gas and liquid and a burning star all spread out so distant from each other that they are but spots in the sky to their neighbors. Move closer in to the atom and you see a core orbited by satellites much like a solar system and again - for all the influence an atom exerts it is mostly empty - it's is nearly nothing. As we dig deeper we may find the same within the sub-atomic particles. There may come a time when we go all the way down to what we really are - a word called "Be" and the creative fai

  44. And the solar system says... by turing_m · · Score: 1

    "Get off my lawn!"

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  45. 01-01-1980 by qcs-rf.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean the universe didn't start on 01-01-1980?

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    1. Re:01-01-1980 by ianezz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You mean the universe didn't start on 01-01-1980?

      No.

      $ perl -MPOSIX -e 'print ctime(0)'
      Thu Jan 1 01:00:00 1970
      $
    2. Re:01-01-1980 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it started on 01-01-1970. I just looked it up.

    3. Re:01-01-1980 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Didn't you mean 01-01-1970? And I know when it will end, too: Tue, 19 Jan 2038 03:14:08 GMT

    4. Re:01-01-1980 by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Do you mean 1-1-1970? ;)

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  46. Duke Nukem Forever by owlman17 · · Score: 1

    Its coming out I tell ya! Better believe it!

    1. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      No, the poster is absolutely right! You can download an ISO image of the latest build of Duke Nukem Forever (beta) here. Burn this to a CD-R, then boot from it. At the prompt which will appear, type "autonuke" to automatically start the game of Duke Nukem Forever.

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  47. Always amusing to see dates extrapolated by jbjones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It always amuses me to see something like this get reported as certain. Inevitably someone will come out next year and make it older or younger. It's like being a deserted island for one year. Then seeing a large carved boulder and saying "we can be certain that the bolder has been here for around 500 years by calculating the amount of erosion around it and the fact that it only rained once this past year". Then of course next year it rains 50 times, making the calculations just a little bit off.

    1. Re:Always amusing to see dates extrapolated by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      That's what those fancy error ranges are for.

  48. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by renegadesx · · Score: 1

    I'm curious, where does it say that?

    For the pillars of the earth are the Lord's, and on them he has set the world. 1 Samual 2:8
    Who shakes the earth under heaven from its foundations and its pillars totter Psalm 75:3
    He has established the world; it shall never be moved Psalm 93:1
    The pillars of heaven tremble, and are astonished at his reproof Job 26:11
    Who shakes the earth out of its place, and its pillars remble. Job 9:6

    Want flat circle talk too?

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  49. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Peaker · · Score: 1

    Are there any interesting scientific facts that you can deduce from the bible? Or is it all just pseudo-moral stuff and metaphorical mumbo jumbo that cannot be rightfully interpreted in any meaningful way?

    Does seem that the writers made it just vague enough that people will fail to directly contradict it with newly discovered truths, but seemingly close enough to saying something that people do try to read meanings into it.

  50. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by StoatBringer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First: Nowhere in the Bible, it says anything about the world being flat. We read about the waters being divided and the water being told to recede so land can form, but I can't remember a single word stating anything about the shape of Earth.

    I believe it is inferred from certain passages, for example when Satan takes Jesus up to the top of a mountain to tempt him, and shows him the whole world laid out below. On a spherical world, you can't see everything from the top of a mountain but you can if it's flat.

    In the same, if read literally the Bible also says that pi=3.0 (from the passage about a container measuring 10 across and 30 around).

    But of course, nobody would try to read something like the Bible quite so absolutely literally these days, now would they...?

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  51. Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of years? by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to just using billions of years? If they are attempting to keep the years and tolerance in equivalent units they could have just said, 4.568 billion years within a range [tolerance] of 0.00208 billion years and let people do the math.

  52. Today's date is.... by Namzaj · · Score: 1

    So today would be Stardate 4 billion five hundred sixty eight million one hundred seventy thousand seven hundred twelve point twenty, take or leave a couple of million!

    Not much info on how to "accurately" cimpute our suns' stardate on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardate, someone care to update?

  53. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's not necessarily meant to be misunderstood, or at least not understood. The problem is more that with the changes since its conception, people forgot what the various idioms and parables mean. Not to mention that the original text was in Hebrew (OT) or Aramaic (NT), which was translated to Greek, then this translation was used to convert it to Latin, and this finally to English. COULD it be that SOME parts MIGHT have been translated wrongly? Especially since the people who did those translations did them century or millenia after the original text was written, long after the original meaning of it was already lost to the people who could at least read (I do not say understand) the original text.

    This is how we got dogmas like the virgin Mary (which was in the original most likely meant to mean "the young girl/woman Mary") and the seven days of creation (which is in the original more akin to "seven chapters" or "sevel daily tasks").

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  54. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Bad example. You take the Devil and Jesus together and then you go and say they couldn't do something. According to the book, either of them could already do what they please, now imagine them together.

    And if you take away decimal calculations, which were by no means invented in those times, then yes, Pi=3.

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  55. It won't work by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I know what you try to do.

    1. Announce DNF time and again.
    2. ???
    3. Prophet.

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  56. 4,567 would have been better. by ekran · · Score: 1

    It would have been better if they had found out it was 4,567 years ago, or at least it would have been easier to remember, though, not entirely correct.

  57. It's a Shame They Can't Give Us an Exact Date :-) by Taliesan999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a shame they can't give us an exact date. That would be one hell of a birthday cake :-)

  58. Re:Margin of Error - Give him a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he's French-Canadian.
    Who gives a shit about those dumbasses?
  59. What about the solar system that preceded ours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supposedly, our solar system was formed from the remains of another solar system with a short-lived sun that went supernova.

    Was that theory invalidated and I missed the news?

    Should we not trace the "birth" of our solar system to the explosion of that star?

  60. Re:Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of yea by cbrichar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because a billion means different things depending on where you live.

  61. Re:Margin of Error - Give him a break! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    You mean, "qui donne une merde concernant ces culs muets", surely?

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  62. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    and the seven days of creation (which is in the original more akin to "seven chapters" or "sevel daily tasks"). The Hebrew word used in Genesis is the word for "day". Just like in English, though, it doesn't necessarily mean a literal solar day (as in the expression "back in my day"). The fact that the sun wasn't even created until the fourth day also supports the idea of a non-solar day.
  63. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by dougisfunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    It has had a pretty good uptime since then.

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  64. since you mention it.... by pitu · · Score: 1

    4,568 million years is a decimal number (4.568) for most of europe,

      why do you use the comma in that manner anyways?

    1. Re:since you mention it.... by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      it's not 4.568*10^6. it's 4.568*10^9. It's 4.568 billion years.

  65. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That's what I was refering to. The Bible is full of figures of speech, parables, allegories and hints, sometimes because freedom of speech was not really part of the human rights package back then, partly because back then, what was said made sense to the people but just isn't understood anymore. "You are the salt of the Earth" made sense to the people listening to Jesus. Today you have to wonder, salt in the earth? That's decidedly not a good idea. It means nothing will grow, why should the good people be the ones that ruin the crops? But back then, salt was worth its weight in gold, it was essential, it was the stuff needed to keep food from going bad in the pre-refrigerator times. Especially in a hot land like the middle east. So salt was precious, essential, no life and no prosperity could be possible without it.

    Now, take it literally and this parable means you are supposed to ruin the land you live on. Of course, nobody would claim that's what Jesus had in mind. But it's a pretty good example how things can be twisted around when you take the Bible literally.

    So yes, the word used in the Genesis was "day". But it is likely that it wasn't meant to mean "24 hours, one rotation of the Earth", what we consider a "day" today. It is more likely that it was supposed to mean a "day's work". For a God, that is, of course.

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  66. But think of the overtime pay. by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  67. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you serious? "It says pillars, see? Right there. Pillars. That means pillars, ya know."

    What about the mayor, the city council - the pillars of our community? I guess they're tall, round, and made of stone too.

  68. Seriously... by Loibisch · · Score: 0, Troll

    Everytime I read something like this I cannot help but wonder how they claim to have figured it out. To me it always sounds like they're just making up yet another wild number to keep the funds flowing.

    Scientist #1: crap, it's evaluation in a week
    Scientist #2: so?
    Scientist #1: well, the people who are giving us all our money will want to know what we made of it and we have nothing to present
    Scientist #2: ah, well, let's just make up some wild number on how the universe is more or less exactly 4 billion years old...noone can really prove that wrong anyway...
    Scientist #1: hmm, this might just work...
    Scientist #2: and just to top it off we'll even admit we're wrong by a few million years...just so noone asks how we can be so sure
    Scientist #1: My dear Scientist #2, you are a genious! ...or something like that...

    1. Re:Seriously... by Copid · · Score: 1

      I know it was a joke, but isochron dating is actually a really interesting technique. It's a way of telling how long ago stuff that came from a shared pool of matter separated off. A good trick is to use samples from meteorites which should have formed about the same time as the rocky planets from the same pool of matter. The details of the system are covered really well here and a good graph of meteorite results is here. One of the snazzy things about the system is that if your samples violate the assumptions necessary to make the measurement, it's usually easily detectable. The built in check is the correlation coefficient on the linear regression of the data. If the points aren't strongly collinear, there's something wrong with the date. Most violations of the necessary conditions for a correct result produce scattering in the points.

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  69. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by timroerstroem · · Score: 1

    Not really, the sun is down half the day

  70. Literalist Christian interpretation... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....isn't that far off then?

    4568 million years vs. somewhere around 6000 yrs. That's only 6 orders of magnitude, I mean, really they're just ZEROES.

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    1. Re:Literalist Christian interpretation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and zeroes are "nothing", right? So it's practically the same thing!

  71. send in m.c. hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "suck Satan's cock!" - bill hicks

  72. So what you're saying is ... by grimflick · · Score: 1

    I am made of the dust of the stars And the oceans flow in my veins ...

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  73. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by Magnifique · · Score: 0

    Actually, the way I know it - Everything crashes on Friday. Afternoon. Preferabley after 17:00 when you are just about to put your foot out of the front door of the office.

  74. Proof that creationists are right by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

    So, this pretty much proves that the creationists were right. The earth was created only 4,000 years ago. They were just a little off by a few billion years.
    Secondly it proves that the Earth's a Libra and according to today's horoscope says: More planetary changes bring the focus back to home matters and yet more change. A makeover for your room might appeal, but the planetary line-up could be a lot better than it currently is. Hold on to your ideas and wait until you have more time and a healthier looking budget!

    which is mostly correct.

  75. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    About our sins tossed from God as far as East is from West (hint - eternally distant from God). Here is a fun experiment.

    Stand facing north or south magnetic pole. If you lack a compass use stars, moss on the trees or satellite antennae (they are facing the Equator) to align yourself.

    Now, standing like that, one of your hands is your east hand and the other is your west hand. Shake hands with yourself to congratulate yourself on a job well done in bringing the east and west together.

    About our sins tossed from God as far as East is from West (hint - eternally distant from God). Here is a fun experiment.

    Stand facing north or south magnetic pole. If you lack a compass use stars, moss on the trees or satellite antennae (they are facing the Equator) to align yourself.

    Now, standing like that, one of your hands is your east hand and the other is your west hand. Shake hands with yourself to congratulate yourself on a job well done in bringing the east and west together.

    Now that you know how to do that, you can do amazing things like twiddling your thumbs.
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  76. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by archen · · Score: 1

    You do realize that you can't see "the entire world laid out below" even if it was flat. The atmosphere alone prevents that. This would infer that either the devil was showing him a "vision" of the world, or that they had some sort of superior overview that transcends normal vision - being the devil and Jesus and all. I'm not really arguing, I'm just pointing that out.

    But of course, nobody would try to read something like the Bible quite so absolutely literally these days, now would they...?

    well said.

  77. Now that we know its "Date of Birth" by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

    Do we know its sign?

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  78. Re:Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of yea by CensorshipDonkey · · Score: 1

    Wow, how in the holy hell did THAT happen? Can we get this fixed, already? Also, convert the US off of Imperial ...

  79. Re:Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of yea by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    Most of the US likes Imperial and has no desire to switch. Yes it's just because we all grew up using it, but that's something that can't be easily undone. Imperial isn't like a cubit or something where it varies from person to person. All of the measurements are a very specifically defined amount and work perfectly fine for everyday use, and would technically be fine for scientific use if people wanted to utilize them.

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  80. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by ari_j · · Score: 0

    My favorite little hypocrisy among large groups of otherwise well-meaning Christians is a literal reading of the Creation story in Genesis taken together with an insistence on a very loose, figurative reading of the Revelation. You simply can't say that something in Revelation is about a tank or a nuclear missile and still insist that a day in Genesis is one Earth day.

    My reading of the Bible is that it tells us the fact that God created the universe, but it says nothing of how. Christian faith is entirely compatible with modern science - they are orthogonal.

  81. Re:Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of yea by CensorshipDonkey · · Score: 1

    Explains why my drill index has THREE different measuring systems, then, all for Imperial. Fractional, numeric for sizes in between those expressed as fractions, and lettered sizes. Any system where it's not immediately obvious without a few years of experience what size is the next smallest after, say, 1/4", is a pain in the ass and a confusing, antiquated barrier to entry. I'm an American, I like Fahrenheit because it works just fine, but Imperial for tools and shop measurement is plain counterproductive. Pisses me off every time I have to go to two different hex driver sets because an unknown bolt might be metric or Imperial.

  82. Obligatory by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    I think the science was just a cover-up to find Duke Nukem Forever's original release date.

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  83. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has had a pretty good uptime since then.

    Bah, that's easy when the majority of your system is just running their idle loops! Out of the whole dang system only one core has any active clients, and it's been starting to look a little flakey lately as the client process is gobbling up all the resources.

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  84. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It does say that, but it also says:

    He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing. Job 26:7
    Makes you wonder what was lost in translation sometimes.
  85. Odd choice of words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the second stage, mountain-sized masses grew quickly into about 20 Mars-sized planets and, in the third and final stage, these small planets smashed into each other in a series of giant collisions that left the planets we know today.

    Shouldn't that be current stage?
  86. SPAM: Lifeagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  87. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

    Don't you think what you've said can apply to any religio-mythological text? How come here, in Slashdot a comment like this is made in reference to Judeo-Christian belief? As far as I know, Genesis says it was dark (the void), then there was light (Big Bang?) and then Earth and the Heavens (not necessarily in that order). Then the oceans (yep those came first) and the beasts (several waves of species, apparently by the fossil record), then G-d got lonely/smoked some crack and created man from dust(early storms primordial clay and amino acids?). It's a little out of order but it follows the "boomstick" rule; how would YOU explain the scientific understanding of creation to early civilized man, fresh out the trees? If you tried by explaining that all of creation was at one point in time packed into an area possibly no larger and a pinhead and there was this hyper-rapid expansion, continuing on... blah blah blah. It sounds just as fantastic IF NOT MORE.

    What amazes me is that one would think we'd get past the point of trying to be absolute in the first place when it comes to belief versus science. My own personal preference is to realize that science provides the answer to HOW things happened and the measurable forces behind it. It permits us to truly understand on a equal, quantifiable level regardless of philosophical/theological belief. Belief has its place in how we see things as well; it deals more with the philosophical WHY and how/what we decide to focus this brief existence on.

    Personally, I've never seen the conflict between the two and look at those on both sides who never miss an opportunity to bash each other and prove the other wrong as both amusing and tragic.

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  88. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by dupup · · Score: 1
    Unlike science, Gods word never changes.

    The flat earth is 5000 years old.

    Is it possible this post is missing its <irony> tags?

  89. Now that we know the solar system's birthdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we can have an astrologer create the appropriate charts and divine it's future

  90. Bible said Wednesday by peter303 · · Score: 1

    God created the lights in Heaven on the fourth day. And the seventh day was Saturday when he rested.

    4 And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so. 16 God made two great lights--the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning--the fourth day.

  91. Cut them some slack by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    When they say 6000 years, they're rounding the numbers: 6000 years plus or minus 4500 million.

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  92. Re: was-it-on-a-monday dept. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Out of the whole dang system only one core has any active clients Bah, you only think that because of the high level of process isolation.
  93. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bible states what a day is. It says that he called the light day and the darkness night. It says there was darkness and then there was light making one day. Every day after that specifies morning/evening making a second, third, and so on. Making pretty certain that it is one day like we have today. Plants were created before the sun. These plants would have died if not for the sun. If you think the "light" that was there could be enough for the plants then think that insects weren't made till day 5 and they pollenate the plants. God said let there be light, not the sun. There was just light until day 4 when the earth moon and sun were created. The gap theory and the day age theory's don't have any feet to stand on. They are just trying to fit evolution in with the bible. One more unique point is that he gave all things that have the breath of life plants. Plants were also not created the same day as the things that were given the breath of life. This pretty much says that plants aren't the same as the living things. And this is what living things ate. Giving perfect reason to "nothing had died before man sinned." The bible is based on Jesus. There is a lineage of christ that isn't broke and can be recorded all the way back to Adam. We know Jesus existed and if we can trace it back all that way to the first man in the old testament then I would have to say you are incorrect on the statement of christians being orthogonal.

  94. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a spherical orange you can't see everything from one side, but this wouldn't stop you from claiming that you're viewing the whole orange.

    Besides, this is Jesus and Satan. I'm not sure that the same LOS rules apply to those two.

  95. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by redog · · Score: 1

    I think it is safe to say that God's word does change.

    >"the word of God is living and active" - Hebrews 4:12

    If it is living then it too must evolve.

  96. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Nah, that just means God created it.

    'though, it would be a hilarious twist if we could somehow make up something about an evolving word of God and try to force it into religion. Hey, THEY started breaking down the wall between church and state!

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  97. Re:Odd Unit of time.. thousands of millions of yea by tyrione · · Score: 1

    In Engineering terms, 10^9 in SI or Imperial is still 10^9 and if you prefer I say 5.xxx x 10^9 years with a tolerance of .002 x 10^9 so be it. Then people reading the units of time would know the ratio of .002xxx/5.xxx = a very small difference.

  98. insert smileyface here by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Let me rephrase it:

    If someone believes that Firefly documents events that take place in our physical reality, then they would not make good rocket scientists.

    1. Re:insert smileyface here by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      Sure! But anyone who thinks that they can prove or disprove the existence of a hypothetical being that is omniscient and omnipotent by physical experiment would not make a good rocket scientist, either - no matter how unnecessary the hypothesis is to the business of rocketry. Random unprovable beliefs are *un*scientific, but they are not *anti*scientific. They are quite different from the random *false* beliefs of the true loony. :)

  99. Well then, I believe that it's tafe to say... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    that, it might have been born at night, but it certainly wasn't born last night!

  100. Re:According to to Huckabee, 5000 BC. by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

    Galileo was not actually persecuted for claiming a heliocentric solar system per se- he was put on trial for interpreting biblical scripture (by himself) in order to make his views jibe with the cosmology of the church.

    His crime, then, really was in the realm of the church. His science was never really questioned. Play with fire, get burned, i guess.

    -b

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  101. Great answer to a ridiculous question by DCSeuf · · Score: 1

    It's good to read of the fruits on another person's life's work, and I appreciate the effort and good intentions of the intelligent people who make these "When did the universe begin" and "When does life begin" and "Physics geeks say your math is off" arguments.

    It's also disappointingly typical of many scientist, though, to doggedly pursue an answer without a sound, logical question, or in this case, a question based on theories with fundamental flaws.

    If you insist on linear thinking and pursue the beginning of everything, you duck the question of what was there before the beginning. If everything started somewhere at some time, logically it must have had a place to start in. Is that what you're telling us? Can you give an accurate address of a home by listing the city but not the state?

    We can't make sense of the question's premise so we decide that's a kind of science we can't comprehend but we'll proceed with the question anyway. Worry about the details later ... when the latest theory is disproved by another scientist's bold assertion, or by revelations that much of what this kind of science asserts as fact is not factual.

    It's not unlike the scientists who once believed the earth was flat. In this case, we seem to believe in a linear universe, and for some reason, we feel a need to attach another troubled concept -- time -- to this belief. And we accept it.