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International Spam Ring Shut Down

smooth wombat writes "An international spam ring with ties to Australia, New Zealand, China, India, and the US is in the process of being shut down. Finances of members in the US are being frozen using the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 while the FBI is pursuing criminal charges. The group sent spam advertising male enhancement herbs and other items using a botnet estimated at 35,000 computers, and able to send 10 billion emails per day. The Federal Trade Commission monitored the group's finances and found that they had cleared $400,000 in Visa charges in one month alone."

243 comments

  1. Of Spammy Ring... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Of spammy ring"
    In the shower we sing,
    While suds we fling,
    Cleanshaven chin bring...
    Burma Shave

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    1. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      How can you make a Burma Shave joke on Slashdot, where most of the users were born at least a decade after the last sign came down?

    2. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you make a Burma Shave joke on Slashdot, where most of the users were born at least a decade after the last sign came down?

      It simply shows how sophisticated and well-read we are.

    3. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, the process involves some doggerel and typing...
      But the real point is to escape briefly the election season.

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    4. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some doggerel we pen
      Despising both men
      If McCain wins, what then?
      Vietnam Shave

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      One swallow does not a fellatrix make
    5. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should of course be Vietnam Slave

    6. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey they still sell the stuff. What, you think we're so sophisticated as to have better things to do than to read labels of obscure shaving products at the Value-Dime ? Well, you thought wrong.

    7. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Roman+Coder · · Score: 1

      Actually, I saw a Burma Shave sign in Ontario, California, last year. Its on a two lane road that is South of the airport, that runs parallel to the airport.

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      "The future can only affect the present if there is room to write its influence off as a mistake." - Yakir Aharonov
    8. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by cbellh47 · · Score: 1

      Hurray hurray hurray Those guys will no longer play. Hip hip hurray. And off to jail they may. Hip hip hurray. And for their spam they'll pay. Hurray hurray hurray

    9. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1


      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    10. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If you saw one sign, I'd guess you're talking about a modern billboard. I'm talking about.... (Googles for examples.) Wait, here's a set that's still up! Judging from their condition, they've been maintained by some private enthusiast. As I understand it, Phillip Morris abandoned the sign-poems in the early 60s. As an advertising method, it was better suited to the era of two-lane blacktops than that of Interstates.

    11. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      <br/>

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    12. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gimme a break.

    13. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      I always thought that was a Tom Waits song:

      Licorice tattoo turned a gun metal blue
      Scrawled across the shoulders of a dying town
      But the one eyed jacks across the railroad tracks
      And the scar on its belly pulled a stranger passing through
      He's a juvenile delinquent never learned how to behave
      But the cops would never think to look in, in Burma Shave

      And the road was like a ribbon and the moon was like a bone
      He didn't seem to be like any guy she'd ever known
      He kinda looked like Farley Granger with his hair slicked back
      She says I'm a sucker for a fella in a cowboy hat
      How far are you going he said depends on what you mean
      He says I'm only stopping here to get some gasoline
      I'm guess I'm going thataway just as long as it's paved
      I guess you'd say I'm on my way to Burma Shave

      And with her knees up on the glove compartment
      She took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
      And she popped her gum and arched her back
      Hell Marysville ain't nothing but a wide spot in the road
      Some night my heart pounds like thunder
      I don't know why it don't explode
      cause everyone in this stinking town has got one foot in the grave
      And I'd rather take my chances out in Burma Shave

      Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station
      Count the grain elevators in the rearview mirror
      She said Mister anywhere you point this thing
      Has got to beat the hell out of the sting
      Of going to bed with every dream that dies here every morning
      And so drill me a hole with a barber pole
      And I'm jumping my parole just like a fugitive tonight
      Why don't you have another swig
      And pass that car if you're so brave
      I wanna get there before the sun comes up in Burma Shave

      And the spider web crack and the Mustang screamed
      Smoke from the tyres and the twisted machine
      Just a nickel's worth of dreams and every wishbone that they saved
      Lies swindled from them on the way to Burma Shave

      And the sun hit the derrick and cast a bat wing shadow
      Up against the car door on the shot gun side
      And when they pulled her from the wreck
      You know she still had on her shades
      They say that dreams are growing wild just this side of Burma Shave

    14. Re:Of Spammy Ring... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      By the way, I use a shaving soap which is older than your country. And I still use the old fashioned soap tablet and a brush to apply the lather.

      Founded in 1552, this brand is still going strong with the same smell/feel/look my grandfather's grandfather used. Instead of ridiculing this, I would think it would be a sad day when this product would disappear. It is the oldest brand of shaving products known to me.

  2. Jeez you people... by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    just stop buying stuff advertised by spam already.

    1. Re:Jeez you people... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      No kidding, almost enough to make me consider going into spam as a business... ok, not really ... but 400K/month?!

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    2. Re:Jeez you people... by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I want to punch every one of those assholes who buys products advertised by spam e-mail in his face. I've been saying for years that, if the supply of gullible idiots with credit cards dried up, the spammers would reduce their efforts drastically.

    3. Re:Jeez you people... by shotgunefx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hear hear!

      I look at the spam and I get and I think why would anyone respond to this crap? Porno aside, why would anyone think it's a good idea to buy medicine, products or anything else from some shady stranger?

      The other surprising with this story, is that efficiency aside, it seems that the makers actually included an attempt at a shoddy (and probably dangerous) pill. I would have just guessed they used sawdust. LOL

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      -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    4. Re:Jeez you people... by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      just stop buying stuff advertised by spam already.

      "Jeez" yourself - the days when spam was about selling stuff ended about 5 years ago. Sure, it may look like they're selling meds or something, but it's much more likely to be just one step in a bigger plan they're running.

      Really - if it was as simply as following the money then do you think we wouln't have nailed spam by now?

      --
      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    5. Re:Jeez you people... by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quit being a douchebag. Did you see the part where they're capable of sending out billions of emails per day? That they cleared $400,000 in a month? Do the math. If they used .1% of that capacity, it's not even pennies per email. In a way you're right that people should stop sending money to spammers. However, at the numbers we're talking about, people with IQ's less than 75 alone could make these schemes profitable.

    6. Re:Jeez you people... by master5o1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe to apply for a credit card, instead of beiing age>=18*, there should be a gullible test.

      *
      If age >= 18 then can get a credit card;
      else only with parental consent.

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      signature is pants
    7. Re:Jeez you people... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry but you, on your own, will find a cure for AIDS which involves duct tape and a toothbrush before you get rid of the idiots that buy things from spam email.

    8. Re:Jeez you people... by marxmarv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Porno aside, why would anyone think it's a good idea to buy medicine, products or anything else from some shady stranger?

      Better a shady stranger than a shady corporation. The shady stranger is unlikely to funnel his profits into lobbying.

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    9. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, how did this get modded up? You didn't even address the OP's point. If no idiots bought these damn penis enlargement pills, there would be no incentive to spam.

    10. Re:Jeez you people... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      So whats the point of spam now? It isn't just a bunch of hackers wanting to proclaim that they managed to take control of a bunch of 0wn3d B0x3s. There has to be money involved, and even if it isn't the spammers getting the $ from the drugs, someone obviously has to have the money to pay the spammers to send spam messages.

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      Taxation is legalized theft, no more, no less.
    11. Re:Jeez you people... by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      At those rates, for a comfortable living, I could either work 2 weeks out of the year, or work year round and go into full retirement after about 3 years.

      The thing that I would really like to know is where all the idiots that buy from spam are. I could easily sell off a few of my surplus bridges and retire.

      --
      Note - Liberal use of <sarcasm> tags may or may not need to be applied.
    12. Re:Jeez you people... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Collection of credit card information and personal details in order to commit identity fraud and other such horrendously undesirable stuff.

      Obviously.

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    13. Re:Jeez you people... by hibji · · Score: 1

      why would a company pay spammers to send out emails if it doesn't make them money?

    14. Re:Jeez you people... by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The supply will never dry up.

      Look at the current banking crisis. Bankers, realtors, appraisers, all conspiring to convince some gullible idiot that he or she can afford to not only buy a house 3X their yearly income, but said house would become a magic money machine. The ARM mortgage would be no problem because the laws of conservation no longer existed, and the double digit growth in value would continue forever, and the house could be sold at a profit at any point.

      Then there were the gullible idiots who bought the magical risk free packaged investments based on the magical mortgages. These magical financial instruments were another guaranteed trove of never ending money generation.

      Of course, like spammers, the only people who made money were the criminals, and, like spammers, should be in jail.

      The flaw in your logic is easy money is that only thing that makes people stupid faster than easy sex. Tell people that a magic fairy will give them money, and most will believe it. That is why our presidential candidates primary sources of income, alcohol and gambling, are so lucrative.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    15. Re:Jeez you people... by plover · · Score: 1

      The point of spam is still as simple as it ever was: make money off of stupid people.

      What's not always obvious is who is making the money, and who are the stupid people. It's not necessarily Charley and his Giant Penis pills, but rather the guy sending the emails. If he gets $1.00 to spend a million emails, at 10 billion spams per day he's making $10,000 a day. He doesn't care if Charley sells one pill or a million -- he got his money up front.

      The email sender might even be fleecing the spam authors. If he bought a few dozen on the sly just to make Charley think that his spam is golden and that his sender can deliver, then Charley might just dump a bucket of money into the sender's hands.

      Now in this case it looks like the spammers and the email senders were pretty closely related, and everybody including the spammers actually were making a profit selling the drugs. But in general, that doesn't have to be the case.

      --
      John
    16. Re:Jeez you people... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Much of it is about infecting systems with malware to steal information available through it (passwords, account numbers, credit cards, etc.), and then spreading those infections further to gather more information. That identity information is then sold around (profit for the obtainers and sellers), and used to illegally purchase items (profit for the buyers).

      However, as noted in a post below, there are a number of scammers out there happy to use spam to get their quick buck and then disappear. Unfortunately, there are also some gullible merchants that think that by spamming their information to a few million people, they'll build up a customer base. What they often don't realize is that their business may well attract a stigma that's difficult or impossible to leave behind later.

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    17. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spammers marketed their product (spam e-mails) really well?

    18. Re:Jeez you people... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 2, Informative

      People will always be stupid/desperate/gullible. The same "demand side" argument could be made for drugs/copyright violation (wow, what a can of worms). If you want to fight it, you have to do it as a whole: cut off both the supply and demand sides, and saying "if only they would just stop" is missing half the point.

      The only difference between the aforementioned 3 issues is zeal of enforcement, and you should direct your resources to those who would ratchet up enforcement or encourage leniency in regards to these issues. IE: A significant majority of people don't want spam and choose to stamp it out (though right to send it might be a point of contention); our resources are bent to vilify enforcement and glorify drug use in pop culture, while simultaneously giving millions per year to enforcement agencies (talk about a schizophrenic country); similarly, a copyright czar was recently authorized as people see violation as a problem (not a very big one, and not as big as spam since it has taken THIS long to enact.

      By swaying the opinion of those around you through persuasive talking/blogging/civil disobedience (see XKCD's latest entitled "Steal This Comic", you can change the nature of the fight from a purely demand side (arresting drug users or allowing song downloaders to be sued) to an effective approach.

    19. Re:Jeez you people... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      The economy has far more effective (if a little bit more broad stroked) means of revenge. Especially in such a networked world, these people will hopefully have a hard time getting a job, and have been effectively removed from the system by their own deceit and incompetence (at least until it drops off their credit report).

    20. Re:Jeez you people... by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And if pig's could fly...

      The OP's point was pointless. An astoundingly small percentage of the population responds to Spam. There is no way imaginable to magically stop every single ignorant, insecure, chump with a credit card from using it for herbal penis pills.

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    21. Re:Jeez you people... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      Like the econ crisis, there are no simple answers. There are bot nets people advertise as available for sending spam. There are opportunistic guys just looking to make a buck. There are mafia types looking to sell more sinister things and finance more sinister operations. They are all there and it is a huge problem.

    22. Re:Jeez you people... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Well what about this:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w

      Spam. Spam. Spam. Hormel doesn't necessary send out spam but we (not all of us) partake of it as food (hopefully).
      Male enhancing drugs, debt relief, and other junk we get in our email boxes needs to stop and right now I don't a dent in the junk I'm receiving.

    23. Re:Jeez you people... by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      The problem is why would the credit card companies want to do that? The only people the credit card companies don't want to give credit to are people who can't pay their bills, gullible or not.

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    24. Re:Jeez you people... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      They don't know if it will work or not until after they do it. I'm sure there's enough suckers out there that the spammers don't heavily rely on repeat business.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    25. Re:Jeez you people... by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdotters don't have a lot of motivation for curing STDs, or you would have got the Informative mod instead of just Funny. However, I did manage to cure my carpal tunnel syndrome with spare condoms and breath mints. And I'm probably not the only one here.

    26. Re:Jeez you people... by antic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And those people are not going to be reading Slashdot. That's why I'm surprised that the government and ISPs have not cooperated to mount a branded effort to discredit spam (risk of stolen credit card, product not showing up, etc) and educate the masses.

      If spam is a burden for ISPs (extra bandwidth, plus complaining users) surely they'd jump on board a campaign if a government or organised group could provide good educational materials.

      We watch awkward anti-piracy spiels in cinemas before movies, why couldn't ISPs incorpoate anti-spam messages into their sites, marketing material, bills, etc?

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    27. Re:Jeez you people... by amirulbahr · · Score: 1

      I want to punch every one of those assholes who buys products advertised by spam e-mail in his face. I've been saying for years that, if the supply of gullible idiots with credit cards dried up, the spammers would increase their efforts drastically.

      There, fixed that for you.

    28. Re:Jeez you people... by bjcarne · · Score: 1

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    29. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The credit companies would get sued for discrimination.

    30. Re:Jeez you people... by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Informative

      why would a company pay spammers to send out emails if it doesn't make them money?

      You're forgetting Rule #1: spammers lie.

      The company believes that the spammer has been very successful in the past with their double-opt-in targeted marketing campaigns and the spammer's other clients have been very satisfied, because that's what the spammer tells them. They don't find out the truth until after the spammer has been paid.

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    31. Re:Jeez you people... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Anyone you know that doesn't read Slashdot would be a good place to start looking.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    32. Re:Jeez you people... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm insightful now. :D

      Carpal Tunnel is easy. Drink loads of vinegar, start making love with the other hand and let's face it typing with one hand should be second nature by now.

    33. Re:Jeez you people... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Really - if it was as simply as following the money then do you think we wouldn't have nailed spam by now?

      When have police even tried to "follow the money"? The amounts in each case are far below the threshold for them to take in interest. Only in a very few cases, so rare that they make headlines, do they make even a token effort to investigate. And maybe one or two spammers a year get charged. The FBI apparently thinks it's more important to have agents pretending to be teenage girls to entrap lonely shlubs in chatrooms than to pay the slightest attention to spammers. And corporations lobby the government to PREVENT any effective laws against spam, so they can do it.

      I maintain it IS easy to "follow the money" and catch enough spammers to put some fear into them. Now, they have not the slightest care in the world.

    34. Re:Jeez you people... by endymion.nz · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dugg for 'making love'.

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    35. Re:Jeez you people... by endymion.nz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er... buying a house 3 times your yearly income is gullible? The average house price in New Zealand is about 11 times the average income. (400k vs 35k)

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      mediocrity rules, man
    36. Re:Jeez you people... by volsung · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've seen a number of "Chinese factory" spam emails. These tend to be Chinese companies which specialize in things like engine parts, motors, giant inflatable fabric store displays, etc. I would classify these as gullible merchants who are desperate to find American customers, and have been convinced that spam is the way to do it. The hit rate for industrial water pump spam has got to be even lower than drug/herbal enhancement spam....

    37. Re:Jeez you people... by T3Tech · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sure they want to give credit to people that can't pay their bills. How else would they get in on that government bailout action? Getting a chunk of tax dollars from people that aren't even their customers doesn't even require spending on the ad/marketing budget.

      Of course they would prefer if their customers would pay their bills, hopefully at the highest interest rate rather than within the interest-free grace period, but....

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    38. Re:Jeez you people... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      We watch awkward anti-piracy spiels in cinemas before movies, why couldn't ISPs incorpoate anti-spam messages into their sites, marketing material, bills, etc?

      Because in the end, the bandwidth will be paid for. If not by the consumer, then by the spammer, if not by the spammer then by the 30K people infected with spammers trojan-of-choice.

      Something that inflates usage and reduces overall quality is something that increases sales and pushes upselling to "faster" plans. Being able to use it as an excuse for why ISP's are somehow allowed to sell more potential service contracts then they can support is simply a side bonus.

      What? Me? Cynical?

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
    39. Re:Jeez you people... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      why would a company pay spammers to send out emails if it doesn't make them money?

      I'm glad you asked. You see... I was once like you; confused and uninformed. I worked a 9-5 dead end job. But then I discovered the miracle of "unsolicited guerrilla electronic advertising" and made millions! Wouldn't YOU like to be like ME?!

      For the first time ever, I'm willing to let you in on the secrets to my success with my spr0cket-Style Spam Success Strategy. To keep this offer exclusive, I have to charge you $2000 for the kit. But you'll make that back in the first HOUR of working at home, as you learn to apply the spr0cket-Style Spam Success Strategy!

      I will even throw in a 3month supply of Herbal Pants Enchancers absolutely FREE. Could I afford to do this if my system wasn't successful?

      Order today.

    40. Re:Jeez you people... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe to apply for a credit card, instead of beiing age>=18*, there should be a gullible test.

      There already is. The consumer credit companies want the most gullible customers they can find, so they can hit them with double-digit interest rates.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    41. Re:Jeez you people... by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 2, Informative

      its not what they are selling its the numbers. they send 10 billion (10,000,000,000) e-mails a day. say you have a 1/1000 of the people reply and half of them acutaly buy what ever it is they are selling that still leaves half a million sale and you sell your crap for about 5 dollars thats ...um ... (insert dr.evil voice here)250 million dollars.

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    42. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And if pig's could fly...

      The OP's point was pointless. An astoundingly small percentage of the population responds to Spam. There is no way imaginable to magically stop every single ignorant, insecure, chump with a credit card from using it for herbal penis pills.

      We could lace the herbal penis pills with cyanide. Then they'd only buy once.

    43. Re:Jeez you people... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Ch33p m3ds! \/1@gr@!? I'm sold!!

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    44. Re:Jeez you people... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      just stop buying stuff advertised

      Fixed that for you. And for the good of mankind as well.

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      Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
    45. Re:Jeez you people... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I have found such a cure. Please send $10 to...

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    46. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell i have a cure for AIDS right now that only requires the toothbrush.

    47. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you need your penis enhanced herbally, the greater good is the last thing on your mind.

    48. Re:Jeez you people... by daninspokane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go back to your wretched hive of scum and villany... digger!

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    49. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, but I think he's talking about the fact that ARMs reset (i.e. the interest rate increases dramatically) after about 3 years. That is, they're a great loan to take out if you have enough money to pay them back within 3 years, but if you can't come very close to full repayment, you're an idiot for not taking out a regular loan. I've never heard of an ARM loan here in Australia (and by extension I can't imagine a much-nicer New Zealand having one either), so that's probably where the confusion came from.

    50. Re:Jeez you people... by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could use spam "Super Brain Cleaners - they make you SMARTER!"

      They come in .22, .357. and ultra deluxe .50 sizes.

    51. Re:Jeez you people... by notsaenej · · Score: 1

      it's like they always say, make it idiot proof and someone will just make a better idiot.

    52. Re:Jeez you people... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've said it before, I'll say it again:

      1. Bust a couple spam rings
      2. Sieze the customer list
      3. Send each customer a free sample of cyanide-- labeled "Viagra"
      4. The market dries up

      Less customers means less money flowing to scummy companies. Less money flowing to them means less money being given to spammers. No money in spamming means people stop spamming.

      And for the inevitable and snarky "here's why your idea won't work list" post to follow: I know that it isn't legal. That's why your hire a plausible deniability, like a merc company, to do it for you. Geez.

    53. Re:Jeez you people... by jimmyhat3939 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing that confuses me is there are less than 10B people in the world. So.....

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    54. Re:Jeez you people... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um.. there's nothing wrong with buying a house that's 3x your yearly income.

      The main problem is using the house itself as collatoral for the loan. It makes houses appear to be worth more, which then allows bigger loans to be secured, and so on...until the whole thing comes tumbling back down.

      But you should be able to pay off a mortgage of 3x your current yearly income in twenty or thirty years, with nothing more than work, sweat, tears, and work.

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    55. Re:Jeez you people... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      But the stuff costs more than $5, and they made far less than 250 million dollars. So, 1/1000 was an optimistic (from a spammer's pov) figure.

      Ok, it could be 1/1000 of people, but you did the math based on 1/1000 of emails. Note that 10 billion emails couldn't possibly all hit unique people.

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    56. Re:Jeez you people... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      And even if it doesn't work to reduce spam, it will clean the gene pool up a bit. It's win freakin' win.

    57. Re:Jeez you people... by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is pretty obvious that the campaign to discredit spam has succeed, did you not pick up on "Mega-D botnet -- named after one of its pill products -- was made up of 35,000 computers and could send 10 billion e-mail messages a day". The botnet is now necessary to send spam upon any significant basis, otherwise their ISP will suspend their account and if their ISP fails to do this, then the ISP will finds all of it's email blocked.

      The botnet represent criminal activity that goes far beyond sending spam and involves real significant penalties. It would seem the focuses now needs to shift beyond spam, to detecting the botnets, shutting them down and prosecuting the individuals who created them. How quickly this can be done will have a real impact upon spam, focusing upon the victims of spam and targeting them with derogatory comments really is of no benefit.

      People with a sharper intellect and a more extension knowledge base, really have to understand and accept the 40 IQ points really does make for a significant difference of understanding and comprehension. So in creating a complex technological system, it falls upon the more intellectual specialised creators of the system, to ensure the system is sufficiently safe and easy to use for those individuals who are limited in their intellectual focus to the basic day to day use of those technological systems without having the the desire or sufficient time to learn all those intricacies of effective use.

      If the average user can, they basically would use computers as effectively skilled users.

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    58. Re:Jeez you people... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe to apply for a credit card, instead of beiing age>=18*, there should be a gullible test.

      Did you know that the word "gullible" was omitted from the most recent version of the Oxford English Dictionary? Fact.

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    59. Re:Jeez you people... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1
      Goodness me. I think I am going into a new business. This quote:

      The fines relate only to the 2 million emails the trio allegedly sent to New Zealand addresses, which netted them more than $US2 million in sales commissions.

      from this news article on the Sydney Morning Herald today.

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    60. Re:Jeez you people... by TeXMaster · · Score: 1

      As in "Don't use it so that nobody will ever want to get close enough to you to transmit an STD"?

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    61. Re:Jeez you people... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Did you know that the word "gullible" was omitted from the most recent version of the Oxford English Dictionary? Fact.

      At least my firefox spell checker still picks it up as a word, and that's with Engish / United Kingdom as the dictionary. :D

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    62. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sucker is born every minute...that's an inexhaustible supply

    63. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we get spam from ISPs as well?

    64. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF you didn't provide a link to the product?

    65. Re:Jeez you people... by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

      Why would you put it in?

      'Gullible' means capable of becoming a raucous seabird.
      Everyone knows that.
      So why include the word. Silly as including The. Or Or and And.

      Whereas 'naive' has to go in, because the intelligentsia (usually an intelligentsium, until you argue with it) have found that not only can you spell it naif, but you can dot the i twice, warble on about umlaut versus diaeresis, and clear sufficient space around you at the soiree that no-one notices you just farted.

      Fact.
      (Fact is the past imperfect of Fict, and factions are groups that split apart in the past over fictions, but I digress. Mod me down.)

    66. Re:Jeez you people... by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Whooooooooosh

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    67. Re:Jeez you people... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      At that level and higher you don't pay it off you get interest only if you want any kind of living standard for those 20 years (3* income you're looking at about 50% of your monthly salary on a repayment loan).. the bank uses the money from the sale of the house to pay the loan off (and you get any extra that was left over from price rises).

      House prices fluctuate but it's odds on they've increased over that time span. The problem is people who buy a house expecting to move in 2-3 years then find it's worth less than they paid for it.

    68. Re:Jeez you people... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      You could hawk penis enlargment pills by spam, but really send them cyanide. That would cut it down a bit.

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    69. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably only have to do this once, maybe once per decade, because hopefully this would make the news in such a way that even the most ignorant idiots will take notice and not order their "viagra" by mail.
      That would only leave a few people that will have to be impaled by cheap russian flagpoles or mutilated by shoe cleaning machines, and some that need to be bankrupted by their re-mortageing.

    70. Re:Jeez you people... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so I'm wondering where the 400k/month is really coming from.

      Is it from stupid people buying the stuff advertised in spam, or is it from stupid people paying spammers to "advertise" for them?

      Or maybe the placebo effect is working rather well for some people, so they become regular customers ;).

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    71. Re:Jeez you people... by oracle128 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we need MacGyver to stop spam?

    72. Re:Jeez you people... by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Err, you got that the wrong way around.
      Credit companies like people who can't pay their bills. They are the ones with a large balance on their cards, and hence, large monthly repayments.
      Without the swingeing interest on balances, credit card companies would have no business model.

    73. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tape the toothbrush to the end of your...duck!

    74. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... buy a house 3X their yearly income...

      This is actually a decent, upper limit on your house. A better one is monthly payment (loan, taxes, etc) = 1/3 monthly take-home pay (after taxes and deductions)

    75. Re:Jeez you people... by coinreturn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay, the $400K/month was all from me. But you should see the size of my penis now. (Actually, you can. Just look out the window; I'm blocking the sun with it.)

    76. Re:Jeez you people... by penix1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so I'm wondering where the 400k/month is really coming from.

      That's the thing I couldn't find in TFA. I'm more inclined to believe it was gotten from phishing as well as the sources you list. We are talking about criminals using botnets and fraud as their business model.

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    77. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Half a million times $5 is $25 million, not $250 million. And that would be per day, which equals $750 per month – which is significantly better than the spammers were doing. That indicates (1) they sent less than 10B e-mails per day and/or (2) they got less than 1/2000 sales. Probably both, especially since they probably charged more than $5 per sale.

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    78. Re:Jeez you people... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1

      Try again:

      500,000
      x 5
      ---------
      2,500,000

      Sorry. If it's any consolation, I'm sure I've done it once in a while, too.

      And damn it, PRE tags should work!

    79. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    80. Re:Jeez you people... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The thing that confuses me is there are less than 10B people in the world. So.....

      Well, I've got at least 5 email addresses. Most people I know have at least 2.

      And, there's nothing to say the same botnet isn't sending you multiple copies of the same spam (a lot of them certainly look similar).

      Cheers

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    81. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, that's funny, but sorry out of mod points.

    82. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Heh. My credit card company hasn't made a cent off me. Unless, perhaps, you count the 8.5x3" advertisement they insert into my monthly bill, but since I bank online I don't really look at the paper they send me anyway.

      Incidentally, back when $1700 or $1800 was relatively large in comparison to my cash on deposit, I used to deposit the no-charge purchase checks into my bank account and let it earn interest for a month then pay off the CC bill as usual at the end of the billing cycle. Now it's not worth it, since it requires a physical visit to the bank and it'd only net me about $4 for my trouble (partly also because the price of gas is up and interest rates are down), and I'm making >3x that from the account anyway.

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    83. Re:Jeez you people... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      True - and when that person goes bankrupt, they write off the expense, wait 7 years, and send them credit card applications again renewing the cycle.

      I happen to know at least one person declaring personal bankruptcy for the third time due to credit card debt, but this time will hurt a lot more (due to bankruptcy law reform). Why some people buy a big screen TV when they can't pay their mortgage is beyond me.

    84. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same can be said for jackasses who buy shit from catalogs that get sent to homes unsolicited via regular snail mail. THEY are the reason that my mailbox ends up clogged. Punch them for me too.

    85. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cure? Well, I don't know bout no cure, but you can do an AIDS vaccination with the duct tape and toothbrush. Wind the tape round the toothbrush handle a few times, tape it across your wee wee good and solid, and then yank the toothbrush hard.

    86. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their is nothing wrong with an interest only ARM loan for 100% of the value of the house if you don't care about your credit score. If the house is worth more in 3 years sell or refinance, if it's worth less default and rent for a while. ARM are a great way to get cheep housing for a few years without getting stuck with the bill.

      People, seem to think it's the people with little income who caused the crisis but a lot of people defaulted because it was a good idea to do so even though they could have kept paying. The only reason to try and stay in your house is if you have equity if you owe far more than it's worth leave. Note: Transaction costs are the equivalent of a little equity.

      PS: For those with real balls get a 7 year ARM and then if the market tanks buy a 2nd house right before you default so you don't care about your credit score ;-)

    87. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    88. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter... wait, what am I saying?!

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    89. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Correction: he was wrong twice. 1/2000th of 10B is 5M, not half a million. The rest of my figures were correct because I used a calculator and didn't notice "half a million" wasn't the figure it was displaying... thanks for backing me up on catching that one.

      PRE, no. TT yes. And indentation... well, not so much. It bothers me too.

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    90. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a lonely shlub, you insensitive clod! (You wouldn't happen to be an FBI agent, by any chance...)

    91. Re:Jeez you people... by drcln · · Score: 1

      Heh. My credit card company hasn't made a cent off me. Unless, perhaps, you count the 8.5x3" advertisement they insert into my monthly bill, but since I bank online I don't really look at the paper they send me anyway.

      Actually, the card companies make about 2 cents on every dollar you charge as a processing fee.

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    92. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, well... apparently smart people need to reproduce more. Who's with me?! Yes? Any takers? Single females only, please!

    93. Re:Jeez you people... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      "Sorry but you, on your own, will find a cure for AIDS which involves duct tape and a toothbrush" Cool, MacGyver's gonna cure AIDS!

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    94. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, they say. And when the "prevention" involves sitting on your lazy bum wacthing ...ahem... movies, well, all the better...

    95. Re:Jeez you people... by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      Look at the current banking crisis. Bankers, realtors, appraisers, all conspiring to convince some gullible idiot that he or she can afford to not only buy a house 3X their yearly income, but said house would become a magic money machine. The ARM mortgage would be no problem because the laws of conservation no longer existed, and the double digit growth in value would continue forever, and the house could be sold at a profit at any point. Then there were the gullible idiots who bought the magical risk free packaged investments based on the magical mortgages. These magical financial instruments were another guaranteed trove of never ending money generation. Of course, like spammers, the only people who made money were the criminals, and, like spammers, should be in jail. The flaw in your logic is easy money is that only thing that makes people stupid faster than easy sex. Tell people that a magic fairy will give them money, and most will believe it. That is why our presidential candidates primary sources of income, alcohol and gambling, are so lucrative.

      A few years ago I got back in touch with an old friend from high school. He was selling mortgages. Needless to say, he was quite gullible. I even tried to point out to him that selling lots and lots and lots of mortgages without really caring if they could be paid back was somewhat odd. He was so gullible that he couldn't concieve of the damage that he was helping do to our economy.

      Needless to say; salesmen selling scams are often decieved into believing that the scam is a good deal.

    96. Re:Jeez you people... by GWBasic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've said it before, I'll say it again: Bust a couple spam rings Sieze the customer list Send each customer a free sample of cyanide-- labeled "Viagra" The market dries up Less customers means less money flowing to scummy companies. Less money flowing to them means less money being given to spammers. No money in spamming means people stop spamming. And for the inevitable and snarky "here's why your idea won't work list" post to follow: I know that it isn't legal. That's why your hire a plausible deniability, like a merc company, to do it for you. Geez.

      Facist! That reeks like something that would happen in Nazi Germany.

      Send them LSD instead!

    97. Re:Jeez you people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

    98. Re:Jeez you people... by cbellh47 · · Score: 0

      Your reply really cracked me up. These people must live in Florida. Its that of year again. Those Florida voters ar going to try and fill out a simple ballot. How do they ever make it to work every day and back home again? They must be the one who vote for both candidates.

    99. Re:Jeez you people... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      I'm a mega-rich misanthrope, so whenever I receive spam I make sure to purchase moderately large quantities of the items being sold. It gives the spammers incentive to keep going...

      P.S. This is a joke. I'm not really mega-rich so I can't afford to purchase anything from spammers :-(

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    100. Re:Jeez you people... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Asp? Bah. 80x86 FTW!

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    101. Re:Jeez you people... by Zwicky · · Score: 1

      That's going to sting tomorrow...

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    102. Re:Jeez you people... by spiralx · · Score: 1

      It's also partly that companies hire an agency to deal with advertising their product, and the agency then uses a sub-contractor, which uses a different sub-contractor, and ends up with some spammer who the original company has no idea about.

    103. Re:Jeez you people... by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Not only fishing, but if I had any sort of botnet like that, I would capitalize by selling address lists as well as outsourcing.

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  3. We got mentioned! by MavEtJu · · Score: 5, Funny

    An international spam ring with ties to Australia, New Zealand, China, India, and the US is in the process of being shut down.

    China: > 1 billion people.
    India: > 1 billion people.
    USA: > 300 million people.
    Australia: > 21 million people.
    New Zealand: > 4 million people.

    But the most important thing, we got mentioned!

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    1. Re:We got mentioned! by Revenger75 · · Score: 0

      The United States has a debt of gratitude to New Zealand for "Lord of the Rings" and "Flight of Conchords."

    2. Re:We got mentioned! by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      Nevermind splitting the atom, inventing the Hamilton jet (everyone likes jetskis, right? :D), ending womans suffrage and (most likely) flying the first powered aircraft.

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    3. Re:We got mentioned! by endymion.nz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Err.. granting women suffrage. My bad :D

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    4. Re:We got mentioned! by Creepy · · Score: 1

      erm, Flight of Conchords seems minor next to Chronicles of Narnia, King Kong or Xena: Warrior Princess, but they are funny.

    5. Re:We got mentioned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women's suffrage?! We allow that sort of thing here? That's outrageous! We should start a petition to put a stop to that immediately!

      Heh. Chill out. It's a joke...

    6. Re:We got mentioned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Canada, you insensitive clod!

      AC

  4. This won't solve anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    (x) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    (x) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

    1. Re:This won't solve anything by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. All of the mentioned countries have anti-spam laws. As such, jurisdictional issues do not exist as each country co-operates with the others to prosecute the entire damn lot. Did you not see the part where the governments were successful in destroying this spam ring?

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    2. Re:This won't solve anything by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. All of the mentioned countries have anti-spam laws. As such, jurisdictional issues do not exist as each country co-operates with the others to prosecute the entire damn lot. Did you not see the part where the governments were successful in destroying this spam ring?

      Did you not see the part where my inbox is still filled with spam? 20 months of work and they haven't made any noticeable impact on spam. This investigation, and the Can Spam Act, aren't doing anything but wasting tax money.

      Hell, my guess is this results in a net increase in spammers. $400k a month for sitting on your ass while botnet computers send spam? I'm half tempted to do that myself. They could be off by two orders of magnitude, and it's still higher than the median income in the US. And we're a rich country.

      The only way to fight spam is to educate people on why they shouldn't buy things from it. That will never happen, so spam will always be a "problem."

    3. Re:This won't solve anything by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Why post AC? You deserve some credit (I think. I haven't seen it before anyway.)

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    4. Re:This won't solve anything by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Either you're very, very new here or you've never participated in a discussion of spam here before. That list has been around for well over a decade and pops up at least once whenever spam or spam prevention gets mentioned. The poster probably posted as AC because that's often modded into oblivion as Redundant and the poster didn't want to waste karma on it.

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    5. Re:This won't solve anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money---Not this time!

      A judge already froze their assets, and reading between the lines that means Visa and MasterCard will be forwarding all the credit card payments directly to the feds. The gov't is giving these spammers the same treatment they do drug traffickers: confiscate the loot, and dare them show up in court to get it back. Even if the spammers show up, even if they win in court, then the IRS has first dibs on the money. Back taxes, interest, penalties: nothing left but lawyers' bills after the tax man is done with them!

    6. Re:This won't solve anything by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Probably an attempt at trolling. Check the UID.

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  5. Exxxcellent by ohtani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hopefully this will turn out to be excellent news if they can indeed keep these folks shut down and away from continuing their spamming.

    My concerns though are the 35,000 computers being used to spam. How long before they're found again. Or maybe they already are being all used by others. Is there any way of getting these machines repaired or otherwise reported to their ISPs? I figure if they have stats on how many machines, they have info on the machines themselves. Heck if they're setup to "receive updates" for software or holes or whatnot, maybe a nice white hat hacking to "update" the software so it self destructs the wide open hole and patches exploitable holes so they're safe?

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    1. Re:Exxxcellent by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 1

      It would be more fun to self-destruct the OS directory, leaving in its place a text file explaining the the original problem, and the methods that were taken to correct the problem.

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    2. Re:Exxxcellent by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Since they probably have access to the program and know its nature, this seems like an excellent opportunity to make use of the Windows Malicious Software Removal tool.

    3. Re:Exxxcellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, there is. The problem is that it's close to an impossible task. I report comment spammers on my blog, and some comes from zombies. And I am no longer amazed by replies to abuse reports like: "Oh, I guess a computer got hacked, why don't you put the IP address in your firewall?".

      Another common one with reporting comment spam is: use a CAPTCHA like everybody else, it's your fault that you get spam in the first place...

      Really, in my experience, too many people don't give an F, especially not if they receive money monthly, how ever little it is. As long as they can make it your problem, which is as easy as shrugging their shoulders, and if you get persistent, to add you to their spam filter.

    4. Re:Exxxcellent by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are lots of hacked computers and ISPs just don't have enough resources to contact every user, convince them that there really is something wrong with their PC (most users would see it as an annoying intrusion at best, and insulting at worst), and then walk them through fixing it. Maybe governments could step up here and provide funding for ISPs to perform this function, so it would become a profitable exercise and therefore something ISPs would want to actively engage in. That then raises the question of how much money taxpayers would be willing to put into such a scheme. A lot of people will argue that it's a waste of money because most computers are in other countries so it won't make any difference to spam etc.

    5. Re:Exxxcellent by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      My concerns though are the 35,000 computers being used to spam.

      I've been wondering for some time now: does anyone have a botnet map? Surely, I should be able to make a decent botnet map just from my server logs alone. Something along the lines of denyhosts. They can't all be on dial-up and I assume forging IP's could be dealt with with a large enough dataset.

      I want the botnet IP list to block at the SMTP level, or perhaps just dump them all in /etc/hosts.deny. Or, of someone is a good Samaritan, find a way to contact these people and get their computers cleaned.

      Since the Samaritan cause is probably a lot of thankless work, one should probably set up a system like denyhosts, where the botnet IP's would be blocked by participating server administrators, and those IP's redirected to a botnet list indicating the problem to them, and how to get their IP removed from the botnet list. (Just like spam blacklists work now)

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  6. How does this work, exactly. by blhack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anybody know how exactly this spam works?

    Say I own a widget company...i want to sell my widgets!! I know of this thing called "internet" that a lot of people are using, and decide that I need to utilize it to sell my widgets.

    Do I just google for "email marketing"? Do I contact an advertisement agency?
    Is there ANY sort of legitimacy involved in spam trafficking?

    Do these spammers operate like real live businesses? Can I demand statistics on penetration from them? Do they have offices with receptionists and accountants and shitty corporate art?

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    1. Re:How does this work, exactly. by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0

      Penetration stats, in this case, are not going to be useful. How far they get in orifices is useless for marketing.

    2. Re:How does this work, exactly. by WK2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do I just google for "email marketing"? Do I contact an advertisement agency?

      Try it. You can find some places pretty easy after googling "email marketing".

      Is there ANY sort of legitimacy involved in spam trafficking?

      Short answer: no. Long answer: yes, but only if you define "any" broadly and "legitimate" loosely.

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    3. Re:How does this work, exactly. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the business world, direct email marketing is not considered "intrusive" or "invasive" by the hoards. It might be frustrating to entry-level programmer or minimum-wage Pete, or even Upstart-Business-Guy to get offers from other businesses, but for people who rely on knowing what's new and what's available to make proper decisions and get their jobs done, direct marketing is the first attempt at bridging the communication gap between two companies and starting a successful/profitable business relationship.

      It's typically the undirected, consumer mailing and scamming that have given email marketing a bad name; i.e. 3nl4rg3 t3h pen-fifteen. Though, from an outside standpoint, even those are less time-intrusive than television commercials, but oddly not from a social acceptance standpoint.

      However, direct email marketing businesses are like the used-car dealerships of today. Most of them are very shady folk selling nothing but rusted nuts and bolts. There are good ones out there that the Fortune 1000 companies rely on as their latest thousand-man rolodex, but you have to do your homework to find them.

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    4. Re:How does this work, exactly. by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

      Let's see...They are usually selling things like "male enhancement" drugs, and you want to know the statistics on penetration from them?!?!? Walked right into that one ;)

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    5. Re:How does this work, exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and shitty corporate art?

      Motivational posters you may find in a spammer's office:

      Effort
      That's why we have bot nets.

      Inevitability
      They'll bite. It can't stay hard forever.

      Patience
      Give a man a fish, he's fed for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll only need a monthly catch of 0.001%.

      Sp3ll-ch3ck
      There's no *F* in phishing, but it's safest to use several in "limifed-fime offer on sfock fips."

    6. Re:How does this work, exactly. by mikael · · Score: 1

      From what I read, you can download E-mail spamming list management applications from just about anywhere. This can be set up to use lists of remote relays and lists of E-mail addresses. Both of these can be collected by yourself or bought online.

      Alternatively, you can download an application from botnet owners that allows you to send E-mails for a given fee per thousand machines or E-mails.

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    7. Re:How does this work, exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I demand statistics on penetration from them?

      They have pills for that.

    8. Re:How does this work, exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the business world, direct email marketing is not considered "intrusive" or "invasive" by the hoards ...
      direct marketing is the first attempt at bridging the communication gap between two companies


      Wrong. "Direct e-Mail marketing", as you eulogise it, now has such a low reputation that, by reflex, any normal person deletes it without a second look. I am in industry, an if I want widgets I Google for widgets and look at the web sites of widget makers. Then I exchange e-Mails with them for more information.

      It might be frustrating to entry-level programmer or minimum-wage Pete, or even Upstart-Business-Guy to get offers from other businesses, but for people who rely on knowing what's new and what's available to make proper decisions ....

      Patronising codswallop. You don't work for Phorm do you?

      It's typically the undirected, consumer mailing and scamming that have given email marketing a bad name .... Though, from an outside standpoint, even those are less time-intrusive than television commercials, but oddly not from a social acceptance standpoint.

      Who said TV commercials are socially acceptable? They rile me for one. I only watch TV with commercials by viedo recording so I can skp the commercials. Your analogy is wrong anyway. TV commercials at least pay for the TV network, but Spam does not pay for the internet.

    9. Re:How does this work, exactly. by somethingwicked · · Score: 1

      Can I demand statistics on penetration from them?

      Demanding stats on penetration from penis pills spammers???

      Yeah, call me a pestimist, I don't know how the dominos fall on this one, but I think it ends BADLY

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    10. Re:How does this work, exactly. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      "Direct e-Mail marketing", as you eulogise it, now has such a low reputation that, by reflex, any normal person deletes it without a second look. I am in industry, an if I want widgets I Google for widgets and look at the web sites of widget makers. Then I exchange e-Mails with them for more information.

      If you think the only form of advertising that a business should engage in is: Put up a website, and expect traffic to flow unto us on their own accord, I'll see you out of business.

      Who said TV commercials are socially acceptable? They rile me for one. I only watch TV with commercials by viedo recording so I can skp the commercials. Your analogy is wrong anyway. TV commercials at least pay for the TV network, but Spam does not pay for the internet.

      Manufacturers don't buy commercial time to support the entertainment industry. They do it to show off their product because they need to raise public awareness that it is available and that they should want it. Consumerism isn't driven by neccessity. It is driven by impulse, suggestion, subliminal, liminal, and superliminal advertising.

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  7. Good thing there's a money back guarantee... by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Who's buying these male enhancements? As I mentioned earlier today, read your guarantee carefully...

    If you still have a small penis, simply get a notarized note from your doctor stating it is so, and you can get your money back!

    My favorite recent scam (not TFA mentioned above), as reported in the press:

    Warshak told him that customers seeking a refund should be required to get a notarized statement from a doctor certifying that their penis had not increased in size.

    1. Re:Good thing there's a money back guarantee... by jefu · · Score: 1

      So, for Joe to get back a fee of $69.95 (times however many months the sucker paid for), he has to have :

      • Had the doctor measure his cock at some previous time (one doctors appointment worth - and will typical medical plans cover this kind of thing?). And had this noted in his medical records (likely to get a psych note somewhere in his records).
      • Had the doctor measure his cock afterwards. (Another doctors appointment worth.)
      • Get the doctor to write down his findings (embarrassing at the very least).
      • Get that notarized (usually a fee involved) and now more people involved so even more embarassing.
      • Probably send this by registered mail.
      • And wait for the scammers to nitpick the whole process.

      Simple, inexpensive and reliable way to get your money back from a batch of liars.

    2. Re:Good thing there's a money back guarantee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good plan, unless your doctor measures your cock like this.

      NSFW, duh.

    3. Re:Good thing there's a money back guarantee... by Robert+Chapin · · Score: 1

      I wonder the same thing. For one, I am perfectly happy with my reproductive organs. I also wonder who decides to make a career out sending e-mails?

  8. Fines for those in NZ by The+Ancients · · Score: 5, Informative

    $200,000 fines are being aimed at three of the offenders here in New Zealand:

    http://computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/news/8D970CCB86C6155ACC2574E200636699

    1. Re:Fines for those in NZ by tulmad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A $200k fine for people involved in a business doing $400k/month in transactions. Yup, that'll teach 'em!

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    2. Re:Fines for those in NZ by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Well, the fine makes that $400k/month figure look all the more dubious.
      Smells like a sensationalist headline to me, maybe the NYT added a 0 or two?

      I mean, if they really made $400k a month then why would a judge - who deems them guilty - set such a ridiculous fine?

      Also please ponder for a second how much $400.000 dollars really is. Let's assume the average viagra victim pays $20 for his fix. Let's further assume they never actually send out any boxes, thus turnover equals profit. That still means they had no less than 20.000 "customers" a month, every month.

      I mean, we all know that there are lots and lots of stupid people on this planet. But 20000 a month? A credit card cashflow of ~400k monthly without drawing attention from the feds for years?

    3. Re:Fines for those in NZ by jefu · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I clicked on "buy this" from a penis enlargement spam the other day (just out of curiosity), the price was $200+. So thats only 2,000 customers.

    4. Re:Fines for those in NZ by BlueBlade · · Score: 1

      Well, I assume the $400K per month is for more the whole team, in which case $200K per person sounds quite reasonable.

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    5. Re:Fines for those in NZ by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      My faith in mankind is sinking rapidly...

      Well, *if* those figures are real then I guess I should reconsider my career path.
      $400k a month, heck, only $10k a month is a whole lot of dough for running a few shell-scripts...

    6. Re:Fines for those in NZ by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I mean, if they really made $400k a month then why would a judge - who deems them guilty - set such a ridiculous fine?

      Exxon, with 400+ billion in revenue (and tens of billions of $$$ in profit) got a judgement struck down for a few billion because it was excessive. I think the numbers were that the actual damage was $2 billion, and the punitive damages were less than three times that, and it was still found to be excessive. It's too bad that we can't all operate that way. Speeding fine? Limited to 3 times actual damage caused. Since you cause no damage if you don't crash, all speeding fines will be set to $0. Oh wait, free passes only count for those that have billions of dollars (they get millions or more of free taxpayer money to suppliment their tens of billions in profit too). The low people like you and me are held to a more strict standard.

    7. Re:Fines for those in NZ by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      (just out of curiosity)

      Uh huh. They only need 1999 more now.

    8. Re:Fines for those in NZ by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the the price is $20, and that the victim pays the advertised price.

      But do you seriously expect email "marketers" to be less shady than Columbia House?

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    9. Re:Fines for those in NZ by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      That's my thinking as well. The article doesn't say exactly how many people are allegedly involved, but does mention a few names: Jody Michael Smith; Lance Thomas Atkinson, his brother, and a business partner.

      So that's at least 5 people, making it $80k a month. Not bad going. However there's obviously more people involved in that, as those referenced were only from the US, New Zealand and one from Australia. The article says their web sites were operated in China, and credit card processing was in Georgia and Cyprus; then there's the link to India mentioned in the summary.

      Assuming at least 10 people were involved, that's $40k a month each. But that doesn't take into account expenses -- they were shipping products out, after all, and probably paying money for website and hosting and certainly for credit card processing. Acquiring the botnet probably wasn't cheap either, however they got it.

      I would guess the $200k fine might amount to around a year's profitable income from the activity.

    10. Re:Fines for those in NZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A $200k fine for people involved in a business doing $400k/month in transactions. Yup, that'll teach 'em!

      You might want to look into the distinction between profit and sales. My rinky-dink company does 400k a month in transactions, but doesn't even earn 200k a year in profit.

    11. Re:Fines for those in NZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A $200k fine for people involved in a business doing $400k/month in transactions. Yup, that'll teach 'em!

      The FTC is to spammers as the DoJ is to microsoft.

    12. Re:Fines for those in NZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its even worse here in Australia.

      They'll be given a $2000 fine and asked to behave well or the government will be upset.

  9. mmmm.... ring of Spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Marge, get me a dozen cans of Spam and your Bundt pan...

  10. Where do they get the crap that they sell? by isaac338 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In all seriousness, how do these people stay in business? Are they just charging and not delivering any product? If not, where are they getting the shit that they're selling?

    And why can't some authority just make a purchase and then trace where the money's going to track them down? Is selling this pseudo-medical crap and prescription drugs even legal?

    1. Re:Where do they get the crap that they sell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all seriousness, how do these people stay in business?

      Most cases, it's not their only business but a sideline for extra revenue. Those that use it as primary income most likely only did so because they were successful during the first phase.

      Are they just charging and not delivering any product?

      In most cases yes, while some are insane enough to have a bullshit product and actually believe it's useful. FDA (or comparable gov't agency for your nation) approval is hard to get for complete bull some of the time at least. The ones that are shipping tend to have either their own formula or an account with SketchyJurisdictionLand PlaceboMartExpress where one can buy completely ineffective sugar/starch pills with some minor additive that is counted as an herbal supplement (and therefore unregulated and not requiring proof of actually doing what it says in many countries).

      Is selling this pseudo-medical crap and prescription drugs even legal?

      Sometimes, Homeopathy and pseudo-medical "appliances" can get by as being legal no matter what given the proper disclaimers (IE: This supplement/device is not meant as a treatment for any form of medical condition or diagnosis type messages like say the E-Meter)

      And why can't some authority just make a purchase and then trace where the money's going to track them down?

      Because there is no centralized world authority that has managed to truely gain jurisdiction over the entire world. Spammers can live in california, set up a front out of russian servers, admin'd by someone from who knows where, with Mr. Bob Middleman cashing the original cheques elsewhere and passing the cash to Calispammer McCheese. Police response (including things like FBI, RCMP, etc) is all well and good when the act of breaking the law takes place within their jurisdiction, but globally it's a completely different game. It would seem that what they're describing with those nations working together is trying to find evidence that would allow for charges to be filed SOMEWHERE at least.

    2. Re:Where do they get the crap that they sell? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > And why can't some authority just make a purchase and then trace where the money's going to track them down?

      They could, but they are too busy looking under their beds for "terrorists".

      > Is selling this pseudo-medical crap and prescription drugs even legal?

      No.

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  11. Jail time? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Please, please, please, please, please, please!

    Running a botnet's gotta be a jail time worthy offense, right?

    1. Re:Jail time? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Jail, hell. Death penalty.

      Or what they did to William Wallace:

      Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered -- strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle upon Tyne, Berwick-upon-Tweed, Stirling, and Aberdeen.

      (from Wikipedia).

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    2. Re:Jail time? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Sure it is. As is selling dangerous drugs, rape, robbery, and murder. And yet these crimes continue.

      Tough laws, by themselves, are never a solution. I'm not saying that tough laws are useless, but we've fallen into this nasty habit of throwing a lot of people in jail and then pretending to ourselves that's we've solved the problem. That pretense has turned out to be pretty expensive — cell space for 7.2 million adults costs. And the problems that we're pretending to solve are pretty much as bad as ever.

    3. Re:Jail time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The case is in the court's civil jurisdiction, not criminal, so the men cannot be imprisoned."

      After declaring that they had pulled at least $2million, the $200k fine seems pathetic.

    4. Re:Jail time? by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Depending on the member size of the investigators, prosecutors and judges.

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  12. Go Palindromes by relikx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Investigators broke the case with a tip from the spam maps.

  13. Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That's the thing that I've never understood with crime over the net. Ultimately the criminal is in it for the money, and over the net pretty well all money has to flow through the banking system (most likely credit card processing) at some point. It's obvious that these transaction systems are being monitored. Why don't criminal transactions get stopped immediately, or does it suit someone in a position of trust to let them continue?

    1. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that credit card transactions cost money in fees paid to the validation companies.

      Guess who would rather not expend lots of resources in stopping this?

  14. They include Developing Countries, so... by sethstorm · · Score: 0, Troll

    An international spam ring with ties to Australia, New Zealand, China, India, and the US

    Two of these are not like the others. One is known to be an unprosecutable Melamine Country, and the other is known as an unprosecutable Offshoring Country.

    One can only guess who's going to get away with their crimes.

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    1. Re:They include Developing Countries, so... by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      We just need the CIA to pull a black op like in Clear and Present Danger. Drop in a small band of ghosted marines and done.

    2. Re:They include Developing Countries, so... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      The F-18s with the paper smart bombs help too. :-)

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  15. How did the know in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm still trying to figure out how they know that I have a small penis...

    1. Re:How did the know in the first place? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to figure out how they know that I have a small penis...

      When you entered a contest for a free H3 Hummer, they passed along your email to these guys.

      If you think that's weird, all I get are spam mails for earplugs, horse-fitted condoms, and candy. I don't even wear earplugs!

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    2. Re:How did the know in the first place? by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to figure out how they know that I have a small penis...

      Aren't you Pauly Shore?

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  16. Will this make any difference? by dalurka · · Score: 1

    I'd like to believe that this will make a difference and I'll see my spam folder fill up a tiny bit slower. But I don't really think that this will make any lasting impact on the volume of spam getting forced upon us. I mean there are probably many actors lining up to take over these naughty boys business.

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  17. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  18. Hey, enlarge your something! by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

    Message to all thingmakers:
    100 years guarantee! Enlarge your something!
    Quickly and easily our herb from the Asia jungles makes your thing something.
    Don't be too upset if your thing is not something! We could make your thing something, dare I say thing-thing!
    Our very herbal thingmaker approved by top thingmakers makes the mixture to make your thing to the thing-thing.
    So open your thing to our thing.
    Thank you.

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  19. Before we get too excited... by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have they really accomplished much here? If we RTFA (I know, we don't do that here on slashdot), there is a lot of hype and not a lot of clear progress. It looks like about half of the article is information that spamhaus already likely has. And if the botnet was ordered shutdown by an IL court, I'm not sure what use that would likely be.

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  20. The magic elixer by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    People keep thinking a big dick will solve their problems. Can't cure stupid!

    Actually I'll believe they have found something when I suddenly see a third of the women walking around bowlegged and glassy eyed.

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  21. I can answer that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You run mail servers for a couple decades you figure it out.

    In all seriousness, how do these people stay in business? Are they just charging and not delivering any product? If not, where are they getting the shit that they're selling?

    And why can't some authority just make a purchase and then trace where the money's going to track them down? Is selling this pseudo-medical crap and prescription drugs even legal?

    You can ONLY buy with a credit card. The spammers do not clean out your bank account; that would cause the banks to have them murdered. They take $60 - $200 dollars and deliver either nothing or something useless like a sugar pill or a box of empty toner cartridges. You won't go to the po-po because they only charged you $200 or less.

    "Officer, I was stupid enough to send my credit card information to an unknown spammer in order to get my tiny penis enlarged, but it's still tiny!" "HAWHAWHAWHAW write out a complaint Melvin!"

    "Officer, I was stupid enough to try to order drugs/child porn/automatic weapons from some faceless spammer on the Internet and all I got in return was a box of garbage!" "HAWHAWHAWHAW we gonna search your house now Melvin... cuff 'im boys!"

  22. Their problem... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

    They figured that CAN-SPAM meant that you "can spam" people. And usually, it does.

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  23. The solution is windows vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a few years when everyone upgrades to security hardened Windows Vista it will mark the end of spam rings and botnets.

  24. Thump them on the head. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perfect! With all those credit card records, we can find out who actually buys stuff from spammers, and thump each one of them on the head.

  25. No, you've got it exactly backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's the people who have difficulty with penetration who are spending all that money on those pills...

  26. Three Rings by plover · · Score: 5, Funny


    Three Rings spamming the Elven-kings for Cialis to buy,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords to refinance their home of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men lacking in size,
    One for the Dark Lord reading his pr0n
    In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.
    One Ring to spam them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to fleece them all and in their greed bind them
    In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.

    --
    John
    1. Re:Three Rings by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Excellent Tolkien abuse. :)

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    2. Re:Three Rings by shams42 · · Score: 1

      Post of the year! I quoted you on my facebook page. Don't worry, I gave attribution. Thanks for making my day.

    3. Re:Three Rings by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Bravo, I haven't thought about that poem in a long time.

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    4. Re:Three Rings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbelievably funny! I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

    5. Re:Three Rings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahem, you really should quote the original source when posting things like this:

      Three Rings spamming the Elven-kings for Cialis to buy,
      Seven for the Dwarf-lords to refinance their home of stone,
      Nine for Mortal Men lacking in size,
      One for the Dark Lord reading his pr0n
      In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.
      One Ring to spam them all, One Ring to find them,
      One Ring to fleece them all and in their greed bind them
      In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.
      Burma Shave

    6. Re:Three Rings by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "3,240,689 snail mails spamming the Elven-kings for Cialis to buy,
      70,456,535 click-under ads for the Dwarf-lords to refinance their home of stone,
      900,222,486 emails for Mortal Men lacking in size,
      1,989,392,666 popups for the Dark Lord reading his pr0n
      In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.
      One Ring to spam them all, One Ring to find them,
      One Ring to fleece them all and in their greed bind them
      In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie."

      Fixed that for you.

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      -Styopa
    7. Re:Three Rings by colenski · · Score: 1

      me too. also posted it on SeenOnSlash, that was awesome

  27. Most of these transactions aren't criminal by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Some kinds of transactions are criminal - using stolen credit cards or selling their access information - but most of them are between willing buyers and willing sellers and can't be detected by dogs sniffing email packets at the borders.

    • Selling pills is a large popular worldwide business, selling herbal remedies is legal, and as long as the goods are packaged innocuously, they're not going to get caught if the product's bogus unless the buyers complain.
    • Selling wristwatches is even legal! And the seller said they were replicas, so as long as they don't quite violate trademarks, the goods won't get confiscated. (As a merchant in Hong Kong once told me, you want to buy the silver $5 Rolex from the street vendor, not the gold one, because it won't turn your wrists green.)
    • Selling use of botnets on cracked computers is probably illegal, but selling "marketing consulting services" or even "outsourced email services" isn't, and the bill isn't going to say it's for botnets.
    • As far as the credit card companies are concerned, as long as you received the merchandise you ordered, they're happy.
    • The US You-CAN-SPAM law is so easy to work around it's surprising that these guys are getting accused of violating it. If they're making $400K/month, they can afford a couple of thousand dollars a year to set up some shell corporations and buy some appropriate domain names.
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  28. Finally! This will cut my spam by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    by about 2%

    go team.

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    deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
  29. Bank Security Alerts by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I'll stop getting those bank account phishing attempts with the ugly yellowish background?

    Or the stock tip ones with the nice, floating, pastel colored random text on a plain white background, with the actual message in plain black text?

  30. Shock by binaryseraph · · Score: 1

    I actually noticed the difference on my old Yahoo account. They would tag it about 5 times a day with biggerpenis.com pill ads. I did notice, however, that they didnt work on the weekends. I guess even spambots need a couple days off.

    1. Re:Shock by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That's really weird. I wonder if it's because the botnet wasn't as strong on weekends? Maybe a significant percentage of the infected machines were office boxes that weren't turned on when nobody was working... only explanation I can think of!

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    2. Re:Shock by binaryseraph · · Score: 1

      Thats a good point- I didnt consider office computers being the culprit. Which would not surprise me, being as most office computers are poorly cared for (since the IT guys are always around with a fresh copy of win98/nt/xp... vista?) to just reinstall if something goes bad- and the most important files are on a shared server somewhere.

  31. How about a fscking RICO prosecution already? by swb · · Score: 1

    I mean come on, let's label this what it is, an organized criminal conspiracy, and let's bring the really harsh laws to bear on these people. The best part is all the assholes in legitimate business colluding with them get to be members of the same conspiracy.

  32. wait....so... I Can't grow 3" with that pill? by gearloos · · Score: 0

    Or is it a 3" piece of spam and some scotch tape.

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  33. 10 billion emails a day? by Ifni · · Score: 1

    able to send 10 billion emails per day

    That's almost enough to send a spam to every person on the planet twice. Even if some have more than one email address, there are a sufficient number who do not have an email address to balance that out. So I can only assume one (or both) of 2 things:

    • They are spamming for multiple products per day.
    • They are brute-forcing email addresses rather than spamming from a list of known good addresses.

    Either way, that's a tremendous amount of burden on the tubes. Quite possibly more spam from this one ring than all the legitimate messages in the same period.

    Seems like a significant cost to legitimate businesses, and yet instead of a campaign of terror a la RIAA vs. the Pirates (another group of folks supposedly causing "significant losses" to an industry), companies pay ridiculous sums for spam filtering software.

    I'm just sayin'...

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    1. Re:10 billion emails a day? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      They are brute-forcing email addresses rather than spamming from a list of known good addresses.

      Some of them certainly are. There are days that I'll see six or eight identical spams in my junk folder, one right after the other. I've sometimes wondered if the senders were too stupid to know that they're doing it or if they think that I'm more likely to open their message if I see they've sent it repeatedly.

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    2. Re:10 billion emails a day? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It may just be a minor bug in their software. They have little reason to make efficent use of their bots a high priority.

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    3. Re:10 billion emails a day? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm betting it'd simply take far too much oversight to ensure that separate bots didn't spam the same e-mail address.

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  34. list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we get the list of all of those who paid for these things ($400,000/month) so we can eliminate them? They're the REAL cause of spam.

  35. Your Government at Work by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    And it only took 3 million complaints before the FTC got involved!

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  36. Sadly spammers are like the Hydra by 99luftballon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, in the short term this might cut spam rates a little bit, but others will step in to fill the gap. The only way to stop spam is to educate people not to buy from it and the industry has been trying that for years.

    Like all security problems meatware is the biggest fail point. People are just plain dumb a lot of the time, especially when they think they can get rich quick or get a bigger penis or set of breasts.

  37. Myanmar-Shave by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can you make a Burma Shave joke on Slashdot, where most of the users were born at least a decade after the last sign came down?

    Besides, the name of the country has changed since then:

    DON'T BE
    A SLAVE
    IN LABOR'S MAW
    WHEN YOU CAN WORK
    FOR TATMADAW
    Myanmar-Shave

    1. Re:Myanmar-Shave by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only if you are a military junta. Most of the rest of the world still calls it Burma.

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  38. My spam stopped one week ago by piojo · · Score: 1

    I'm not exactly sure why, but a few months ago, I started receiving about 150 spam messages per day. A week ago, this deluge was reduced to its former trickle. When I first saw this article, I thought maybe it had to do with this spam ring being shut down, but the article was only written today. My best theory is that an individual botnet was recently disbanded. Does anybody who's up on internet security know why one person would (almost) just stop receiving spam?

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    1. Re:My spam stopped one week ago by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you just got lucky. Apart from a few outliers, my spam has been steadily increasing. This time in 2006, I was getting around 50 a day. Today, I usually get 250-300 per day. The only thing keeping email usable is SpamAssassin which works remarkably well.

  39. Some progress. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    They froze funds. One of the advantages that the FTC that a private party does not have when going after a spammer.

    They did mention the connection to GenBucks, but not quite correctly. They also missed a couple of money processors, but I'll call Steve tomorrow.

    1. Re:Some progress. by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      They froze funds.

      Does the FTC have the ability to freeze overseas funds, though? I could be wrong but I don't see any way that they could do that. And the article mentioned that the credit card transactions were processed overseas and then an online system was used to funnel the money around.

      Which would make it seem to me to be outside the jurisdiction of any American office. Though this is one of those times where I would like to be proven wrong...

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  40. alldaychemist.com by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    Spam would die if people realized the products being touted are available without the help of spammers, which are actually high-markup middlemen looking for suckers. For example, All Day Chemist is a favorite source of genuine generic Viagra in health-oriented forums discussing diabetes etc.. (healingwell.com, for example.) People buy counterfeit Rolexes from guys on street-corners, so where do those guys get them? Yeah, it's risky to admit where they come from, but if it were easy to find that info on the web, the middleman (egregious spammer) would suffer. People who fall for spam must do SOME web searching before giving up their credit card numbers.

  41. But... by securityfolk · · Score: 1
    How will I stress-test SpamAssassin now??

    j/k - glad to see we're making progress on the SPAM/UCE front :)

  42. The end of a spammer... by Cobaltqube · · Score: 1

    Yeah I already heard about this.. You see I got this e-mail.... Finally an end to 125+ per day in my spam box.

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  43. Once Again... by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    "The Federal Trade Commission monitored the group's finances and found that they had cleared $400,000 in Visa charges in one month alone.""

    Once Again, Consumers are left holding the bag.. The Federal Trade Commission only "Monitored" the groups finances and did nothing while $400,000.00 (!!!) was spent by the common idiot... But have no fear, because after the court case is finally settled, and class action lawyers will make sure that everyone gets a $5.00 off coupon on their next purchase of the next penis enlarging spam that crosses our in-box!

    Meanwhile, the spammers will walk, laywers will get rich, and we are still stuck with trying to shutdown the botnet that will keep going without attention and will be hacked and sold to another competeing "spamking" by some nameless hacker/for/hire...

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  44. Richard Cox? by Almahtar · · Score: 1
    Truth really is stranger than fiction. From TFA:

    "This is pretty major. At one point these guys delivered up to one-third of all spam," said Richard Cox, chief information officer at SpamHaus, a nonprofit antispam research group.

    Oh the irony: that CIO of an anti spam research group would have first name "Dick" and last name that rhymes with "cocks."

  45. I just realized... by Almahtar · · Score: 1

    Maybe he got where he is now because he's bitter at being gypped by spammers!

    "Hey, these pills said they'd enhance me, but they only enhance part of me. What gives?! "

  46. New York Times Manual of Style says... by patio11 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Myanmar is the preferred usage, Burmese is acceptable, and to remind readers it was once called Burma when appropriate.

    I will refrain from the obvious Times-bashing jokes.

    See also: http://www.slate.com/id/2191002/

  47. Waste of time by oljanx · · Score: 1

    And you thought the "war on drugs" was futile...

  48. My form letter response by erroneus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But it won't work because:
    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (x) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    (x) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!

    ===

    Yes, I realize that none of this applies simply become the application of the law is working at least where the law enforcement people are working. The point is that I rather hate this and other form-letter responses that I have seen on recently. The message these responses are sending is that no matter what is done, it won't stop or fix a problem. I cannot accept such a futile view of problems in the world. There have been discussions of these sorts related to many approaches to the spam problem including, but not limited to greylisting, MX record manipulations and other means to resist and reduce spam

  49. Not likely to occur: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • Personal TV channel
    • Youth camps
    • Children singing hymns to JSM
    • Textbook rewrites to include his musings

    The question of the election seems to be: personality cult, or no?

  50. Here is the answer why it continues... by milette · · Score: 1

    FOLLOW THE FREAKIN MONEY!
    "cleared $400,000 in Visa charges in one month alone"
    Any ideas how much money Visa gets from ALL the SPAM circulating?
    Let's just say that it is more than enough to ensure that Visa, Mastercard and all the other companies turn a blind eye to it.
    Without the ability to process money -- SPAMMers would be a thing of the past.

  51. ISP's by phorm · · Score: 1

    If there was no SPAM, how could they sell you anti-spam packages with their service...?

  52. The supply will never dry up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do the math and see why this is so true.

    If 1 sucker is born every minute then:

    60 suckers are born every hour. (60 minutes)

    1440 suckers are born every day. (24 hours)

    525,960 suckers are born every year (365.25 days)

    It's amazing how such a small minority of the general population is responsible for a problem of such magnitude.

  53. So, this botent TFA speaks of... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...How many machines were running Mac OS or Linux/Unix?

    How many were running Windows?

    To quote Adam Savage: "Well, THERE'S your problem!"

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  54. Yes - it's surprising it's profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree - it's amazing anybody responds to the spam, but lots of people must. I'm similarly amazed that people buy crap from telemarkerets.

  55. Funny by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    My kingdom, my kingdom for a mod point!

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  56. Usually no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure it's usually bogus. In fact, some of it isn't even intended to sell products. The obvious example is Google-bombing, where you use numerous links on sites that allow anonymous commenting to boost search engine rankings. I'm also pretty sure that some percentage of it is used merely to generate responses to find active email accounts and websites in order to generate improved spam lists to sell. Spam may be dirt cheap, but at 10 billion per day, even fractions of a penny add up when you get little improvements in response rates.

    There's another form I don't understand that I call dead-end spam. Probably 10% of the spam I get on my personal website (currently averaging ~1000/day for a site with only around a dozen human visitors...ridiculous) don't even contain a URL's. Another insignificant fraction contain malformed URL's or even URL's that lead to sites unrelated to those advertised (it took a lot of guts for me to investigate this one). I've even found linked sites that are nothing but single-entry blogs with no external links.

  57. Including Developing Countries, so... by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    An international spam ring with ties to Australia, New Zealand, China, India, and the US

    Two of these are not like the others. One is known to be an unprosecutable Melamine Country, and the other is known as an unprosecutable Offshoring Country.

    One can only guess who's going to get away with their crimes. It also seems that it's trollish to point out the facts.

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