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South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a very special gift by US marines: a signed photo of Saddam Hussein. During his captivity, the marines forced Saddam to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as the boyfriend of Satan. Stone said, "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. It's one of our biggest highlights."

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  1. Huh. by MrMista_B · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Had no respect for Saddam, but any lingering respect I has for the US Military just died. What a grotesque and reprehensible institution, if this is what they do behind closed doors - the fact that they do worse (torture legally defined in the US as 'anything less than organ failure') doesn't mean that something like this isn't just plain and simply slimy.

    1. Re:Huh. by master5o1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't decide whether being forced to watch that South Park movie is better or worse than the crap done in Abu Ghraib

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    2. Re:Huh. by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Watch his execution. Oh and if you had any lingering respect for the law. Read up on Saddam's trial. If he weren't so famous saddam would have gotten about 1000mistrials.... before he was hung. Yeah... hung, something you think we'd have given up a loong time ago. But I guess the rules don't apply if you REALLY don't like the guy.

    3. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically, the past tense of the word "hang" in regards to the execution of a person is "hanged," not "hung."

    4. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly.

      After seeing the comments from Matt Stone and Trey Parker I lost any respect for them as well (and yes, I actually did have some).

      What pathetic human beings.

    5. Re:Huh. by Vectronic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless he's still swinging.

    6. Re:Huh. by Duhavid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "well, it's not like the guy treated his prisoners like honored guests"

      It's not about how *he* treated his prisoners, it's about us saying and thinking we are better than he, about our ideals. And not living up to that standard.

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    7. Re:Huh. by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hangings still happen in a few states. Agreed with your comment, however, it was distasteful and unnecessary what we did to Saddam.

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    8. Re:Huh. by Argumentator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The whole idea of calling ourselves civilized (in fact, civilized enough to give ourself the moral right to depose a foreign government due to human rights violations) means that we must be prepared to honor the human rights of even those who deny them to others.

    9. Re:Huh. by 54mc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps you're the one who needs to read up on his trial. He was tried by Iraqis, NOT by the US. He was executed BY Iraqis, not the US.

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    10. Re:Huh. by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Had no respect for Saddam, but any lingering respect I has for the US Military just died. What a grotesque and reprehensible institution, if this is what they do behind closed doors - the fact that they do worse (torture legally defined in the US as 'anything less than organ failure') doesn't mean that something like this isn't just plain and simply slimy.

      You are talking about making a man who gassed his own citizens being forced to watch a movie torture?!?! I hope you are trolling!

      If not you need to get your priorities straight.

      To top it off you have been modded insightful?!?

      Damn! grow up.

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    11. Re:Huh. by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Worse, obviously. Unless the US flew in Barbara Streisand - then all bets are off.

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    12. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His kangaroo trial was conducted by Vichy Iraqis at our urging.

      Besides -- if his trial didn't meet our standards, we should have condemned the result anyway. Principles don't have geographic boundaries.

    13. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're talking about a guy who _shredded_ dissenters in a giant machine here.

      That's propaganda.

      But for the sake of argument, let's assume Hussein really did that. That act still wouldn't justify our treatment of the man. There is no excuse for adding unnecessarily to the sum of human misery. He was tried (however poorly), found guilty, and executed. That consequence should be deterrent enough. Deliberately harassing him in the meantime does nothing except show the world that we've become petty thugs.

      Do you endorse rape in our own prisons by any chance? I know plenty of people who do, and quite frankly, it's disturbing as hell. Revenge is not a valid public goal, even when you dress it up and call it "justice". Brutality diminishes us, not the criminals.

    14. Re:Huh. by adavies42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      hanging is a perfectly reasonable form of execution. it's probably easier to get right than lethal injection or electrocution, given some of the horror stories we've all heard. if the rope is long enough and positioned properly, death is instantaneous from a broken neck.

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    15. Re:Huh. by Unipuma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the point is, regardless of who the person is you are holding in prison, you have to live by your -OWN- standards.

      Thinking that you can treat people differently depending on who they are is called class justice. Sadly it happens a lot, but usually people aren't proud of it.

    16. Re:Huh. by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Funny

      This story raises many difficult and complex moral questions. What we need to do is take a step back, and calmly ask ourselves, "what would Brian Boitano do?"

    17. Re:Huh. by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow.... I'm going to karma hell for this but... WTF is wrong with you Americans? Have you been SO blinded by the media and patriotism and hatred that you actually believe this? Don't be conned. The US could have stopped the trial at any point.

      That's like saying "Hey! I didn't kill him, I just locked him into a small room with a bunch of people who hate them and gave them all guns. Don't look at me". Don't be a fool.

    18. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you been SO blinded by the media and patriotism and hatred that you actually believe this?

      Sadly, regarding approximately 30% of the population (which is the Republican approval rating's floor), the answer is "yes". For some people, the craving for an authoritarian father figure, religious zeal, or susceptibility to propaganda supplant reason and lead people to vote against their own interests. The same forces affect (or afflict) every society, but ours has been made particularly vulnerable by media consolidation, poor education, and a history of religious conservatism.

      As with many problems, the solution begins with a little political bravery and continues with massive, sustained investment in education and critical thinking.

    19. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No... you should just stop invading nations.

    20. Re:Huh. by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oi, mate, leave kangaroos out of this!

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    21. Re:Huh. by sympathy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mass Media is God in America. If you even attempt to classify the big networks as "Main Stream Media," thus implying that alternative information or divergent opinion is available, most people will either be puzzled at best or outright distrustful and angry, calling you a fringe lunatic or conspiracy theorist. At least in China nobody has any illusions, they call it what it is: State-run Media.

    22. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The issue isn't the method of execution, but the incredibly sloppy rules of evidence and courtroom conduct. We ostensibly invaded Iraq to liberate its people and bring them democracy. By applying anything short of our own standards of justice, we betrayed both these purported goals and showed our true colors.

      We need to respect the choices other people make

      So why did we invade at all? Moral relativism is despicable on any day, but there's a special hell for people who use it only to advance their own goals.

    23. Re:Huh. by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps you're the one who needs to read up on his trial. He was tried by Iraqis, NOT by the US. He was executed BY Iraqis, not the US.

      That's like throwing a bleeding man into shark infested waters and then claiming it wasn't murder. Its not your fault the sharks got him.

      In other words, Saddam was tried by the Iraqis because the US chose that he would be tried by the Iraqis. And the US released him into Iraqi custody for his so-called trial knowing full well that it would be a kangaroo court, and what the outcome would be.

      Frankly, I believe the US chose to have him tried by Iraqis precisely because they could have him convicted and executed for more expediently there than in the US.

      His trial was a disgusting farce knowingly and deliberately perpetrated by the US. It was on the same level as sending prisoners to secret / foreign prisons for interrogation (torture) -- the US does it precisely to get away with stuff they wouldn't be allowed to do at home. The US is still morally responsible for what happens. They know what will happen. They even take advantage of it.

    24. Re:Huh. by Daisy+Skye · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wow.... I'm going to karma hell for this but... WTF is wrong with you Americans? Have you been SO blinded by the media and patriotism and hatred that you actually believe this? Don't be conned. The US could have stopped the trial at any point.

      Hey, not all of us Americans suck THAT badly.

      Some of us do realize that that Saddam's hearing was a puppet trial, and we had to go through something like three different judges before we found someone who'd mod the case the way we wanted.

      The whole thing was a complete farce. The outcome of the trial was well-known before it began.

      The saddest bit is that there are lots of Americans who like it that way. So much for justice and democracy in Iraq.

    25. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That must be why America is such a paradise under the Deomcrats.

      You have no idea how true that is.

    26. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hate replying to myself, but I couldn't give up a chance to show the change in inequality too.

    27. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's debilitating for a country's people to think in extremes. Waterboarding is indeed worse than forcing someone to sit through a film over and over. But both are bad, and we shouldn't be doing either as a civilized people.

      "Not the worse" is not the same as "good". It's a subtle concept, I know.

    28. Re:Huh. by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer the grammatically correct "swanged".

    29. Re:Huh. by Demena · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It would be legally considered torture. Deliberate and repeated humiliation.

    30. Re:Huh. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember, the foreign public will judge you by your dumbest, or at least least desirable, citizen. Americans sue McDonald for hot coffee and believe the Fox network, British love crappy food and their queen, Finns are constantly drunk (unless they code neat kernels) and Russians are commies, mafia members or malware writers.

      And of course the Germans are Nazis.

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    31. Re:Huh. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In some cultures, shame is deemed worse than death. So it is probably deemed worse than torture, too.

      Just because you consider bodily harm being worse than psychological doesn't mean everyone does.

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    32. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where, then, do moral absolutes derive? (Be careful what you say, because "Following one's conscience" is Moral Relativism.)

      The categorical imperative is useful, especially in this instance.

      Also, don't be so quick to dismiss our conscience: it's the distillation of millions of years of evolution. For all the differences in human culture, some moral principles are absolute (and are broken only under special circumstances, like Aztek sacrifices.) Quite a bit of moral variance disappears when you control for access to information and personal liberty.

    33. Re:Huh. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't think were a tad above that?

      This is the kind of crap that 3rd world despots always use in their propaganda to prove to their own people that were are imperialist war mongers - true or not they should have arrested him and treated him like any other person they held in captivity to prove to everyone that we treat everyone equally.

    34. Re:Huh. by will_die · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hanging is one of the quickest ways to die. You can probably find the article if you search for it but some journalist asked a bunch of people who build and maintain execution machines and that all selected hanging as the method they would prefer to have applied to them.

    35. Re:Huh. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh.... as much as I get up in arms about due process and rule of law, this is really a tempest in a teapot. Psychological torture is real, but making someone watch a rather silly cartoon is not torture. Unless they set him up like in A Clockwork Orange, calling this torture is stretching the definition to the point of breaking.

      There were a ton of other things wrong with his trial, but this wasn't one of them.

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    36. Re:Huh. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Brutality. A movie. I don't care if he were forced to watch Waterworld or Battlefield Earth, that's still not brutality or torture. Has everybody lost perspective? What's next, the prosecution of prison wardens by the International Criminal Court because they force people to watch over-the-air TV instead of cable? Surely that's a miscarriage of justice, a breakdown of rule of law, etc. etc. I can't even do this. It's just so stupid and ludicrous. Oh no a movie! The brutality of it all!

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    37. Re:Huh. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...calling this torture is stretching the definition to the point of breaking.

      It doesn't have to qualify as "torture" to be petty, vindictive, and pointless. There was no positive reason for doing this, and it reflects poorly on the professionalism of our soldiers and our entire army.

    38. Re:Huh. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While some of their work has been brilliant, actions like that make me suspect that in the end, they're pretty much assholes.

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    39. Re:Huh. by metaverse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: We ostensibly invaded Iraq to install a puppet government, and set up a supply line for it's resources..

      Anything else to believe is basically brainwash matter..

      If you're keen on "liberating people" I'm sure a list of current dictatorship nations can be obtained with a simple google search..

      I'll throw you a freebie: Zimbabwe/Mugabe

    40. Re:Huh. by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      His kangaroo trial was conducted by Vichy Iraqis at our urging.

      Besides -- if his trial didn't meet our standards, we should have condemned the result anyway. Principles don't have geographic boundaries.

      Then people would be criticizing the US for putting a puppet government in place. The whole point of this damn mess (if you're very optimistic) was to free Iraq to make their own choices.

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    41. Re:Huh. by Zey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Frankly, I believe the US chose to have him tried by Iraqis precisely because they could have him convicted and executed for more expediently there than in the US.

      It wasn't a US trial they were most fearful of, it was a UN trial. The case against Slobodan Milosevic of Serbia was comparatively more clean-cut than the one against Saddam, yet, Milosevic put up an extremely good defence. Had he not died while on trial, there's every chance he would have either left the court a free man or found guilty on only relatively minor charges.

      In addition to that, Saddam knew where all the American bones were buried: It was the US who sold him those WMD in the 1980s, and he was hand-shaking chums with Rumsfeld and other bigwigs at the time. All of this would have been thrown into the open in a fair trial and made George W Bush's top brass directly complicit to the commission of war crimes were he found guilty. Far better for the US to have Saddam's trial over and done quickly with a kangaroo court.

    42. Re:Huh. by Archimonde · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That would be so great if you are locked in a brightly lit cell/chair and you have a movie with loud sound playing in a loop for days? And then your guard comes after a few days, changes the movie and you don't see him for another few days... Or maybe you prefer naked human pyramids or exploration of dog-human relations? I heard those are fun too!

      I had some respect for the authors of the South Park as normal, rational men. But accepting this gift is cruel, unmoral and despicable. Just like torture I mentioned before.

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    43. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you know what "ostensible" means?

    44. Re:Huh. by AHuxley · · Score: 5, Informative
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    45. Re:Huh. by tg123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hanging is a perfectly reasonable form of execution. it's probably easier to get right than lethal injection or electrocution, given some of the horror stories we've all heard. if the rope is long enough and positioned properly, death is instantaneous from a broken neck.

      bull

      My understanding of hanging using the short/long drop method
      is if the persons lucky there neck is broken and they lose conscious and die a few seconds later.

      I have read about botched hangings and they can be pretty horrific.

      Lethal injection at least it seems like a painless death.

       

    46. Re:Huh. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't force a prisoner who is preparing a defense in a trial to watch such movies repeatedly.
      Alternately, I am more angry about those marines because they are not doing their best to show prisoners that they were fighting in the wrong camp.

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    47. Re:Huh. by altarski_0101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The categorical imperative is useful, especially in this instance.

      Also, don't be so quick to dismiss our conscience: it's the distillation of millions of years of evolution.

      You quote Kant's categorical imperative but then fail to distinguish between 'is' and 'ought' (a difference Kant made clear). Even if you're right that evolution fashioned our "conscience"--if there is even such a thing--a certain way, it doesn't mean we SHOULD act accordingly. If evolution fashioned us in such a way as to still feel the drive to be swinging from the trees, hurling our feces at each other, does it follow that it's what we should be doing?

      The parent post was right-on in warning about the conceptual link between a "conscience" and some form of relativism.

    48. Re:Huh. by VenomPhallus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think some people need to read the OP again. He didn't describe being forced to watch the film as torture; he said that "if this is the sort of thing [marines] do behind closed doors - in fact they do worse (torture....)".

      Not to say that being forced to watch a film over and over again couldn't be torture - a TV with the volume turned up to maximum, outside the cell but pointing in, playing the same film on repeat 24 hours a day for example. Not that I'm saying that necessarily happened here, although I think we can assume from the word "forced" that he didn't have the TV and remote in the cell with him.

      Yeah, the guy was an asshole of epic proportions. But that doesn't make this right.

      "We're very proud of our signed photo of Saddam and what it means", say Stone and Parker. Really? What, exactly, *does* it mean? Because AFAICS it just shows that some old man (albeit an epic asshole of an old man) was forced to do things against his will for the amusement of some bored soldiers who knew there was little chance of any comeback. And maybe it's just me, but I don't think that's something to be really proud of.

    49. Re:Huh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have read about botched hangings and they can be pretty horrific.

      For the audience, maybe. Having your head torn off will result in unconsciousness just as quickly as having your neck broken, but it's a bit harder for the audience to stomach. Moral of the story: If you can't watch people die, don't attend a fscking execution.

      Lethal injection at least it seems like a painless death.

      Yes, if you count consciously witnessing yourself suffocate because your diaphragm is paralyzed as "painless". Of course, the audience won't notice any of this, so it's fairly painless to them.

    50. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      We ostensibly invaded Iraq to liberate its people and bring them democracy.

      No we didn't! We invaded because we were told they had WMDs and they were a threat to us. Only after the invasion did the reasons turn to "democracy".

    51. Re:Huh. by teh+kurisu · · Score: 2, Informative

      A broken neck is the intended outcome of the long drop, and there's a formula for calculating the length of the drop based on the weight of the condemned. In the event of a miscalculation it can go both ways. Too short a drop, and strangulation can occur; too long a drop, and as in the case of Saddam's half-brother Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti, decapitation can occur.

    52. Re:Huh. by MrPloppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was told that we (UK) invaded because he had weapons of mass destruction. Didn't believe a word of it and I don't think Blair or Bush did. Anyway if democracy was the reason why Iraq ? Why not invade Saudi Arabia, North Korea, China or Kuwait? Come on face it... the invasion was ostensibly about control of resources.

    53. Re:Huh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but what basic right was denied to Saddam by making him watch South Park?

      Human dignity.

    54. Re:Huh. by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah because you know... when we're dealing with Saddam Husein or some upper ranking member of Al Queda then it's so awful to have their only choice of television programing be South Park, right?

      Why does it matter who it they're guarding? These are marines and we expect them to show all due respect to their prisoners.

      When exactly was the last time you ever defused a landmine or stormed a machine gun nest? How many times have you had to decide between saving your own lift by taking cover or risking death by dragging a profusely bleeding friend to safety?

      Does behaving childishly towards prisoners somehow make this easier?

      No, I didn't think so. Yet you sit there high and mighty talking down on the military.

      Because they behaved reprehensibly. Heroic deeds don't excuse you from the right to be a decent human being.

      You know what happens in a war? people get hurt and killed. Many of whom don't deserve it and many times the civilians who are caught in the cross fire don't get any compensation. People suffer horribly and soldiers have to make some very hard decisions and do things they're not proud of.

      What military objective was achieved by showing a prisoner the same stupid movie again and again?

      Sometimes there are not hard lines between what is justified and what goes too far.

      This is a line that's quite easy to stay on the "justified" side of. Don't keep showing him the movie.

      You may disagree with that becasue your life is not in danger.

      Neither was theirs. Prisons are quite safe.

      Tell me the same after you've been very narrowly killed and then capture the guy who killed several of your comrads and tried to kill you.

      No. Being shot at doesn't give you the right to be a jerk.

      You don't think you'd humiliate him, scare him and even punch him in the face if you knew he knew where other snipers were?

      No. I don't think I would.

      Ugly, unfair, brutal shit happens.

      And I don't condone that either.

      It happened on the beaches of Normandy and Iwo Jima and it happens in Iraq.

      But for clear military objectives.

      If you tried to be a prim proper goody goody you'd be dead very quickly.

      How many lives were saved by showing the same movie over and over?

      You're a pathetic coward. If you think our soldiers are so bad at what they do, why don't you join so you can show them what a great and fair soldier you are.

      Because I don't want to get shot at.

      Courage gains them a lot of respect. Respect does not give them the right to be childish jerks.

    55. Re:Huh. by Quothz · · Score: 4, Funny

      When exactly was the last time you ever defused a landmine or stormed a machine gun nest?

      Yeah, there aren't any combat veterans here. You're the only person on /. who knows what war is like, 'cause you saw Saving Private Ryan twice.

    56. Re:Huh. by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hanging is one of the quickest ways to die.

      How about a bullet straight through the head? It's ironic how a country so full of guns doesn't consider using them for the death penalty.

    57. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US invades nations for worse reasons already, not only that, but is also known to sell weapons to both sides of a conflict (Iran/Iraq), regularly interfere in other nations politics (Pinochet, Saddam), make use of depleted uranium, fund and support terrorists (The Mujahideen), regularly interfere in conflicts that don't concern it (Afghanistan, Iraq), and won't hesitate to detain people indefinately in military prisons, try the lucky ones in military court, and subject them to treatment in blatant violation of human rights treaties, etc.

      Obviously imposing its will on other nations and disrespecting their sovereignity has never, ever been an issue to the US, but all of a sudden, when it's a "bad guy" who gets hung, there's talk of respecting other nations' customs and sovereignity?

      What good is establishing and respecting a government when the sole reason that such a government was established, was because the last attempt of establishing a puppet government failed miserably?

      Or was that whole bit forgotten already?

    58. Re:Huh. by Matrix2110 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...They made him watch a TV show that makes fun of him. It's a little childish, but I really don't see what's so reprehensible about that.

      Guessing that you have never seen the movie! :P

      Seriously, if I had to watch it over and over again at high volume it would probably get to me after the 40th or 50th showing but I am one of those nerds that goes to conventions and such.

      As for Saddam, I think he deserved what he got in the end. However, I was sickened by the example of the new Iraqi rule of law as practiced under supposed guidance of American law.

      As we all know it was not a pretty image.

    59. Re:Huh. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lethal injection at least it seems like a painless death.

      It is reasonable to believe that this is the case but it would appear you are mistaken. I urge everyone to watch the BBC Horizon (a stellar science documentary series) programme entitled "How to Kill a Human Being":

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/executions/

      In this programme, the narrator Michael Portillo goes on a search for a humane method of execution, and finds that it is more difficult than it would first appear. He discovers evidence that the lethal injection, if botched, can cause agonising pain that makes your flesh feel as if on fire. Of course, there are some, including the creator of this execution method interviewed in the programme, who believe that is a feature and not a bug. Hanging and the gas chamber are also examined, and these are not perfect, either.

      As a conclusion, Portillo discovers a method that seems to be perfect for carrying out humane executions: nitrogen. While undergoing nitrogen intoxication as an experiment, Portillo is feeling euphoric while being seconds from death. Naturally, such a method, if implemented, would be strongly criticised by those who combine capital punishment with fantasies of revenge and view painless executions as unnecessary or even counter to the ideals behind the death penalty.

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    60. Re:Huh. by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He was hanged in Iraq, surrounded by a cheering crowd of Iraqis.

    61. Re:Huh. by Jay+Clay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are we discussing intention or result? Because, while the result of hanging may be more humane, I don't think it's too far fetched to believe the intention of the hanging was less civil and humane.

      Which is really the point. With how public that hanging was, you can be fairly sure the publicity from it was well planned out, to which it really sucks that's the message we wanted to give.

    62. Re:Huh. by VenomPhallus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to say I don't feel your pain (I have a profound hatred of all Xmas music having worked in bars/restuarants over the festive period for several years) but if you can't see there's a fairly major difference between hearing an advertising jingle played during your work hours and having something played at loud volume 24 hours a day (with resultant sleep depreviation and all that comes with it) then I think it's you that's lacking perspective. Of course doing the latter can have a seriously detrimental physchological and physiological effect. Do you think the US army blasted AC/DC at Noriega as a favour to a rock fan?

    63. Re:Huh. by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your points are perfectly valid. However, considering the fact that Saddam was responsible for gassing 10,000 civilians to death inside his own country's borders, along with the rape and murder of countless others throughout the country, I'm not going to shed any tears over the method of execution. This is coming from a guy who's always been against capital punishment for various reasons; in his case, fuck him.

    64. Re:Huh. by RichiH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was not only about the oil.
      It was also very much about the fact that Saddam was the first leader of a major oil exporting country who wanted to accept Euros as well as Dollars for payment in the last few decades. Read up on the oil standard and realize what huge backing the whole world is giving the USA, more or less for free. Then think about what would happen to all that money they churn out if that money was not based on the single most important non-commodity resource (i.e. air, soil, water, etc) we have today, any more.

    65. Re:Huh. by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This has never made any sense to me.

      If you take an old and terminally sick pet to the vet, they are able to 'put them to sleep', quickly and painlessly. Does this process not work on humans?

      We are able to put people into such a deep sleep that we can open them up and switch their organs over, the person having this done to them feels nothing at any stage of the process. How are we not able to apply the same process, but simply end the life of the person that has been rendered into this 'virtual coma'? I do not know about the lethal injection used for executions, but I am assuming it does not go that smoothly if experts would choose hanging.

      All of this stuff sounds like it *should* be very easy to achieve. So I suspect that the reason that (in some countries) we persist in running electricity through people etc, is because we believe they *should* suffer a little bit. If that is the view somebody holds, then they are entitled to it, but they should say it, and so should the state sanctioning the execution.

      I live in a country that does not have capital punishment, but I believe that it is warrented in certain cases (not going to express my criteria here), but I believe it should be used because that person can never be allowed to roam free, and letting them rot in prison is an expensive and pointless endevour, but I see no need to cause physical pain during the execution process.

    66. Re:Huh. by weicco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Finns are constantly drunk (unless they code neat kernels)

      Heeeyyyyy! Wait a minute! I haven't been drunk in over six months and I'm coding shitty business applications. Now take that you Finn hater! ;)

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    67. Re:Huh. by kisak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the most ironic thing is that watching Saddam's hanging gave you respect for the man. The shiit thugs killing him were shouting and making fun of a man that was about to die, but Saddam answered them calmly and with more courage than I expect Bush or any of the other people behind the Iraq war would have knowing they are about to die in a minute.

      (I remember watching Wolfowitz scared shitless trying to keep it together in front of the cameras after his hotel had been hit by mortar fire in Baghdad. What contrast to the arrogant self-assurance Wolfy had when orchestring a war on false pretenses, a war that he should have known would cause thousand of innocent people and US soldiers to die.)

      Then Saddam is hanged before he is able to finish his last prayer to God, a perfect ending to an execution that encouraged Saddam loyalist and ensured that the brutal dictator was transformed into an Iraqi martyr. And again, the beautiful irony that Saddam finally manages to create a picture of himself as a religious leader, after having problems saying the muslem prayers correctly in propaganda shots earlier in his career. Even Saddam's mortal enemy bin Laden must have been proud of the propaganda value of that last prayer cut short.

      The thing many people in the US have a problem to understand is the shear stupidity that lies at the bottom of many of the Bush gangs decitions. Bush supporters think "Saddam hanged, yeah!" and consider it done in a manly way. But the fact is because of the incompetence shown in how the trial is performed and how Saddam's life is ended (like so many of the other "manly" things Bush wanted to do) US is instead shown as weak and the opposite message and result of what was wished for is achieved.

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    68. Re:Huh. by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We ostensibly invaded Iraq to liberate its people and bring them democracy.

      No we didn't! We invaded because we were told they had WMDs and they were a threat to us. Only after the invasion did the reasons turn to "democracy".

      quite the opposite I think. You created The WMDs case to give you reason to invade Iraq. And when you ran out of idea on how to prove the existence of the said WMDs, somehow the reason turns to "democracy"

    69. Re:Huh. by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I'd been watching Michael Portillo seconds from death I'd be feeling pretty euphoric too...

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    70. Re:Huh. by Fumus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Getting a bullet through the head does NOT mean you die. Stop watching Hollywood films. You have a not-so-small chance to survive the bullet through your head and then you simply die of cerebral haemorrhage.

      Maybe blowing the sentenced up with explosives? A small lead container with walls strong enough to be reusable and enough explosives to annihilate the human?

    71. Re:Huh. by will_die · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try doing some basic research, he did have WMD after the second war. What he did not have were the quanity and types that intelligence for almost every country in the world was saying he had.

    72. Re:Huh. by Mordaximus · · Score: 4, Funny

      He was hanged. I'm sure I don't want to know if he was hung.

    73. Re:Huh. by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "the ideals behind the death penalty."

      That is a scary combination of words...

    74. Re:Huh. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An anesthetic is always administered, however...

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    75. Re:Huh. by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I thought was weird was how they consistently released photos and stories just to make him look bad - Saddam getting his teeth inspected, Saddam wearing whitey-tighties, Saddam likes Cheetos and Doritos - every release of information about him was carefully controlled to discredit him as a strongman. But the US govt always claimed these were all just unintended leaks, and they were going to "investigate" the leaks, but of course nothing was ever heard of those investigations again... and then (finally, the weird part), the media just uncritically passed along the derogatory information and the ruse of it all being accidental when obviously it was propaganda to weaken his support among Iraqis.

    76. Re:Huh. by eltaco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      you need just the right amount of torque to snap a persons neck by hanging, which takes a bit of math to determine how long the rope and how high the fall needs to be for a certain weight and height of a person.
      if the rope is too short, the executee will end up being strangled.
      if the rope is too long, the head of the executee will pop off like the head of a champagne bottle.

      as someone mentions below this post, popping the head off and breaking the spinal cord essentially leads to death in the same way (oxygenated blood cannot reach the brain / heart stops beating).

      hanging is easier on the eyes, but imho decapitation by guillotine might be a better way, as hanging can be botched up easily.

      fun fact:
      it can take up to a minute to lose consciousness after the brain isn't supplied with oxygenated blood anymore, although somewhere around 5-20 seconds is more common. so if you ever get your block chopped off, take a minute to savour the view.
      after that, brain death takes around 6 minutes.

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    77. Re:Huh. by EatHam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Naturally, such a method, if implemented, would be strongly criticised by those who combine capital punishment with fantasies of revenge and view painless executions as unnecessary or even counter to the ideals behind the death penalty.

      This might be a bit naive of me, but I kind of view the death penalty as less of a punishment, and more of a euthanasia sort of thing. Say you have a dog that is way too aggressive to be adopted or otherwise rehabilitated. That dog should be put down. I don't want the dog to be tortured to death, just to go to sleep and not wake up. And that's just a dog. With a human, all necessary precautions should be taken to make it not only not painful, but as comfortable as possible.

    78. Re:Huh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever undergone general anesthesia?

      Yes. I've also regained consciousness once before the muscle relaxant had worn off completely. That's a pretty scary experience.

      We know how to knock people out quickly and painlessly very well.

      Well, I sure don't. Do you? An anaesthesiologist should know, but doctors usually don't want to get involved in executions.

    79. Re:Huh. by Curtman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no reasonable form of execution. Unless you live in a barbaric country like Iran, China, or the United States where it is acceptable to murder people.

    80. Re:Huh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      IF Democrats are the tax and spend party, then the Republicans are just the spend party.

      No, they're the "borrow and spend" party. Because borrowing is so much nicer. "Don't take all that money from me, take it from my kids, their kids, their kids kids, etc".

    81. Re:Huh. by robthebloke · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Thought i'd take you up on that. Did a bit of research, and the only references I can find are to stories are from the 'fair and balanced' Fox news.

      The other places reporting this say that of the 30,000 WMD's that the US claimed Iraq had prior going to war, they had found 500, degraded weapons that matched the technical definition of WMD's, but would not pose a serious threat to US citizens.

      Rep. Rick Larsen (D-Wash.) noted that the administration's prewar rhetoric, including a remark by then-national security adviser Condoleezza Rice that "we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud," helped push Congress's October 2002 vote to authorize the use of force in Iraq.

      That kind of language, Larsen said, "always has seemed to be much bigger than the facts that we end up reviewing in retrospect."

      The smoking gun and mushroom cloud image, he said, "sounds a lot better than 500 artillery shells of various amounts of degraded material that fit the technical definition of chemical weapons . . . buried in various bunkers in various states of disrepair that we are not even sure Saddam Hussein knew about."

    82. Re:Huh. by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So the sentiment expressed above extends to the U.S. government?

      They were more than happy to overlook the gassings as long as Saddam was putting the boot to the Ayatollah's screaming masses... It wasn't until he got greedy that he became a problem.

      That usually the way it works.

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    83. Re:Huh. by optimus2861 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not one to defend the profligate spending of the Bush administration. He missed a golden opportunity when the country rallied around him post-9/11 to get federal government spending under control. However to stop the graph at the end of the Bush administration without acknowledging what Obama's proposing is flat-out wrong.

    84. Re:Huh. by will_die · · Score: 3, Informative

      Did some quick looking into this.
      For pets places that do an injection may do it in two stages, first a sedative then the poison to stop the heart. For small animals, dogs and cats, they may use a single injection that contains both; the chemicals used for this would require an impracticlly large amount for larger animals.
      For humans executions in the States it is a 3 stage process, first a sedative, then an injection to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, then an injection to stop the heart.

    85. Re:Huh. by oberondarksoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A nation should be judged not upon how it treats its most noble, but how it treats the most deplorable. Anyone can be a monster to someone who deserves it, but far better they who treat such a monster in the opposite.

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    86. Re:Huh. by mokus000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "the ideals behind the death penalty."

      That is a scary combination of words...

      Really, you think pacifists (or whatever your preferred brand of idealist) are the only ones with ideals?

      How naive.

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    87. Re:Huh. by GregNorc · · Score: 4, Informative

      They were cheering and shouting the name of shia cleric and militia leader Moqtada al-Sadr. (Saddam was a Sunni.)

      They told him he was going to hell and other insults. Then when he tried to give his last words, a short prayer, they pulled the lever in the middle of it, then cheered some more. It was less like an execution and more like a lynch mob.

    88. Re:Huh. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't kid yourself - murder is acceptable in every country. The only difference is that in your country, you accept the murders which occur when a killer is set free after serving a 10 year sentence, whereas in the countries you've listed they prefer to murder the killer. Don't pretend to be more moral just because your system results in a more indirect form of murder.

    89. Re:Huh. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Getting a bullet through the head does NOT mean you die"

      Depends on the bullet. One that's big enough will remove most of your head. One that's small enough will repeatedly ricochet off the inside of your skull, turning your brain into mush. In both cases, death is pretty much guaranteed. It's the in-between rounds that cause problems.

    90. Re:Huh. by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      WTF is wrong with you Americans? Have you been SO blinded by the media and patriotism and hatred that you actually believe this?

      Where do you live? I'd like to point out the flaws and controversies within your country.

      It's easy to say "you Americans" when the reality is, "Us" Americans really don't give a damn about the rest of the world.

      It would not bother me one bit if the US pulled out of every port and base in every country in the world.

      Misguided politicians set the US on a course for global good cop/bad cop. Well, that isn't working. So the world can go back to policing their own shit. You guys can take care of Africa, the Middle East, former Soviet states. We'll be over here, repairing our fucked economy and completely ignoring the rest of you.

      (that would be sweet)

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    91. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a bit saddened by the scarcity of comments like this in the thread. Is capital punishment really so widely accepted in the US?

      I tend to measure civilization by three criteria:

      • Ability to make drinkable beer
      • Ability to make edible cheese
      • Abolition of the Death Penalty

      Come on guys, you've made small but significant progress in the first two recently, why not go for the set?

      In case you hadn't noticed, most of the world doesn't do this stuff anymore; even countries with the death penalty still on the books don't carry it out. Check out the company you are in and tell me you feel OK about it. (Source wikipedia)

      Executions are known to have been carried out in the following countries in 2007:

      Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Belarus, Botswana, China, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Japan, Kuwait, Libya, North Korea, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, USA, Vietnam, Yemen.

    92. Re:Huh. by lixee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this "inside his own country's borders" relevant? Are the deaths due to Iraq's invasion of Iran somehow less outrageous? Are the deaths due to the US invasion of Iraq more excusable?

      I agree with the "screw Saddam" sentiment, but please refrain from relaying blatant propaganda.

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    93. Re:Huh. by CrispBH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Assuming a bullet through the head is as reliable as you think it is (it is not), a large problem with this method of execution is the unnecessary stress it causes on the executioner. Firing squad executions are provided by a squad in no small part due to the inability to detect who was responsible for the lethal shot (there are other reasons). A point blank shooting causes a lot of psychological issues for most mentally stable people, and anyone working in the death row system should certainly be that.

      It is my opinion that revenge and justice are two very separate ideas, and that state killing (if you accept such an idea; I don't) should be firmly restricted to the latter. Therefore, the quicker and more painless the execution the better, regardless of the crime.

    94. Re:Huh. by mdarksbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I disagree with are the people who think that locking someone in a tiny cell for the rest of their natural life is more humane than killing them.

      Now, I think we need to be really careful, because you *can* reverse a life in prison penalty (and give them whatever is left of their life after you've just shitted on 20 years of it), but in cases where there is a preponderance of evidence, honestly the death penalty seems more humane to me, unless you're going to make a prison a nicer place to live than most of the people in Saddam's country had, and that seems a little ridiculous as well.

      That being said, I think the current methods of execution in the US are criminal (none of them are based in any way on reasonable science, and are not considered humane ways to kill a dog, let alone a human), and the system corrupt (there is far too strong of a correlation between how little money a state spends on public defenders and how many people they execute), so I'm all for trashing our current implementation. But that doesn't mean that sometimes the most reasonable thing to do to someone is to kill them.

    95. Re:Huh. by Sleepy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, I'm pretty sure the Palin crowd is NOT ashamed of anything Palin said or did.

      Regarding "infiltration of parties".. are you SERIOUS?

      There's a documented history of the FBI infiltrating such "threats" as as Mr. King and the civil rights movement, anti-Vietnam, anti-globalization, moms who protested the Iraq-war, Act Up, and union organizers. Real scary guys, these.

      The FBI will pass up chances to infiltrate (or put less effort into) VIOLENT groups like the KKK, fringe anti-abortion groups which equate bombing of clinics with freeing Nazi concentration cam prisoners, and militias and para-military groups which flout federal law.

      You let me know when CEO boards are infiltrated by the FBI or others with "leftist" agenda.

    96. Re:Huh. by Archimagus · · Score: 5, Informative

      And he was hanged by Iraqis, not Americans. Sure America captured and detained him and (arguably) tortured him, but it was Iraq that tried and hanged him. His own people not Americans.

    97. Re:Huh. by beegeegee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't kid yourself - murder is acceptable in every country. .

      I can't even begin to decipher this statement except to say that the poster you replied to probably mean "acceptable for the state to murder people". He is absolutely correct. Murder by the state is a barbaric practice common to the countries he mentioned and not to many other civilized countries. If you don't see the difference between state sponsored murder and human on human murder then there is probably nothing to discuss. I am happy you're not American though; we have far too many people of your mind here already.

    98. Re:Huh. by sukotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You keep using the word "you" and implying that it refers to the same group of people in each instance.
      I'm not sure that it really does.

      I think it reads better as
      Some person or group in power created The WMDs case to convince the American people to invade Iraq. And when that person/group ran out of ideas on how to prove the existence of the said WMDs, somehow the reason turned to "democracy"

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    99. Re:Huh. by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 2, Informative

      No math needed. Here's the Official Table of Drops . . . from the Brits.

    100. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really, you think the only people against the death penalty are pacifists?

      How naive.

    101. Re:Huh. by dtmancom · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whoa whoa whoa... I'm just hearing of this. He was given dental care, clean underwear, and snack foods? What a frakkin nightmare. Bush and co. really need to be indicted for SOMETHING, especially since all of that was apparently captured on film by some brave freedom fighter.

    102. Re:Huh. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow.... I'm going to karma hell for this but... WTF is wrong with you Americans? Have you been SO blinded by the media and patriotism and hatred that you actually believe this? Don't be conned. The US could have stopped the trial at any point.

      That's like saying "Hey! I didn't kill him, I just locked him into a small room with a bunch of people who hate them and gave them all guns. Don't look at me". Don't be a fool.

      Try not to extend this sort of blindness to all Americans. Just like in Europe, we have a large fraction of idiots who support stupid ideas. I think that Europe has an advantage in that parliamentary systems are more conducive to (at least the full visibility of) multiple viewpoints and less so to a single party taking a radical idea and running with it. It's obviously not a perfect system, though, or Europe wouldn't be rapidly giving up personal liberties because heads of state are owned by the entertainment lobbies. I think you're a bit of America on that front, for now.

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    103. Re:Huh. by hobbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The FBI will pass up chances to infiltrate (or put less effort into) VIOLENT groups like the KKK, fringe anti-abortion groups which equate bombing of clinics with freeing Nazi concentration cam prisoners, and militias and para-military groups which flout federal law.

      Is that documented too? Could you please post the link?

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    104. Re:Huh. by Danathar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because somebody said that (famous or not) does not make it true.

      Monsters should be treated like Monsters. There is no dishonor in that.

    105. Re:Huh. by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, bravo that you can imagine worse kinds of torture than having to listen to loud music 24 hours a day or waterboarding.

      I guess that makes everything all right then!

      Pssst, you know the difference between sex and rape? It's kind of like the difference between your weekend at the frat party and the way the American Military tortures.

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    106. Re:Huh. by K'Lyre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, because then they'll be your friend.

    107. Re:Huh. by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I thought was weird

      Yeah, that's war propaganda... just sort of comes with war. People are very fickle and so you need to keep your side happy while trying to demoralize the other side. God help us if the US government ever started conducting foreign policy based on popular opinion.

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    108. Re:Huh. by hoooocheymomma · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Saddam likes Cheetos and Doritos - every release of information about him was carefully controlled to discredit him as a strongman.

      HA!

      It's funny that you should mention it in this light, because I distinctly remember the strongest criticism of this kind of leaked information about Saddam came from the very people who wanted to demonize him.

      The argument was that the left-wing press was making him look much more innocent and human by showing the human side of him.

      The military wanted him dead. They can't justify killing him if nobody is focusing on the genocide and war crimes...

      Personally I don't care either way. But I thought it was funny that you are making the same complaint that right-wing saddam bashers seemed to be making, but for slightly different reasons.

    109. Re:Huh. by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, sadly in this day, forcing someone to shave, to bath, to listen to music they don't like, to watch TV shows making fun of their ideals or image is akin to starvation, braking bones, inserting surgical instruments into the human body or operating with nothing to dull the pain, pulling off fingernails, and threatening someone with death and taking them almost there.

      My what a strong race of people we have grown into. To think, your childhood and a weekend at a frat party or clubbing in the winter is now torture.

      I blame Canada!

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    110. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The minute of consciousness thing is a misnomer. The sudden drop in blood pressure causes immediate loss of consciousness. this is why the guillotine remains as one of the most humane forms of execution, despite its grotesque presentation.

      The lack of oxygenated blood does take a bit to do any damage, but you'll be slumbering long before that.

    111. Re:Huh. by Everyone+Is+Seth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have always hated this statement, as it's a logical fallacy. If it were true, the greatest nation in the world would not only let all of it's most deplorable citizens do anything they want, it would give them candy in the process. Statements like this garner admiration because they sound neat. They also serve as a tool for people looking to have evidence to support their opinions on any nation, since basically any nation will prosecute their worst criminals.

    112. Re:Huh. by Uberbah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Inequality is not an evil

      It is when CEO's make 500 times as much as his average worker yet doesn't do 500 times as much work.

      I'm far below the poverty level, making only a few thousand a year, and rent blah blah elitist bullshit blather blather take your bootstraps and like it blah blah

    113. Re:Huh. by Mab_Mass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Monsters should be treated like Monsters. There is no dishonor in that.

      If we accept this statement as true, how can we universally define when someone is a "Monster"?

      Then, how can we take that definition and roll it into a system of laws and government without it becoming corrupted?

    114. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      There was recently an article in the New Yorker on solitary confinement, and how the removable of any human contact drives people insane. People think sitting alone in a cell will be simple, but then six months later are irreparably psychologically damaged. It's a scary read.

      Much like your post. We're "soft" "cream puffs". Get over yourself. There's a lot we don't understand about human psychology, but I'm sure there's an unpleasant reason why they use non-stop loud music. I'm willing to believe that the long-term consequences of months of non-stop noise can be worse than those from twenty minutes of simulated drowning.

    115. Re:Huh. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's try to keep this in some perspective. He was forced to watch a movie that a lot of the rest of the world paid good money to see.

      The man murdered people by the thousands. He was put to death by hanging. There's a a lot of injustice, immorality, pain and suffering in that range.

      I refuse to accept flushing the Koran or being forced to watch a movie which ridicules you, fits the definition of torture. If that is, then K-12 is state enforced torture for children, because honestly it's far worse and far more personal and you don't even get the escape of sweet, sweet death (usually).

      Thumbscrews, electrocution, iron maidens, anything involving fingernails...then we can talk.

    116. Re:Huh. by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I didn't think the day would come when I'd talk back on behalf of the likes of Saddam (I was in Kuwait in '91), but you are being sumdumass, today.

      Not all torture is alike, and not all our respect for our marines' conduct stems from their lack of engaging in such barbarism as physical torture. Forcing a man -actually forcing him - to repeatedly watch a movie is far worse than forcing him to stand naked in the snow. The humiliation of complete control is a lot more... stark. The more petty the forced action, the worse it is for the actor, not the man being lightly insulted. What animals have we become that our vengeance on foreign tyrants is put in the hands of frat boys like these?

      We're not a 'strong race', in the sense you meant, but I'd rather be civilized and strong, than just strong.

    117. Re:Huh. by damien_kane · · Score: 3, Funny

      Worse, obviously. Unless the US flew in Barbara Streisand - then all bets are off.

      Barbara Streisand is harmless unless she's in possession of both halves of the triangle.

      In that case, all bets are off

    118. Re:Huh. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What disgusting, barbarian thinking. We don't punish people to "get back at them." Hurting somebody doesn't even any scales of justice or undo any damage. The world is not a better place by humiliating Saddam; the world is a worse place.

    119. Re:Huh. by Old97 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This thread is drowning in sanctimonious crap. Murder is a judgment based on some law - secular or divine. You can call it homicide, but it's not murder if the homicide is done in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction. So if a state, particularly a democratic state kills someone as punishment for a crime for which they were lawfully tried and convicted, it isn't murder unless you are arguing that it's murder under some god's law. Which one would that be and please cite the appropriate scriptures. (The 10 Commandments properly translated forbade murder, not killing.) So, you and a bunch of your fellow travelers on this thread are not making an argument; you're just spewing propaganda for your positions - which generally seem to be some anti-American holier than thou nonsense. Don't think for a minute that you are persuading or impressing anybody. Personally, I'm opposed to the death penalty because every system of justice is so flawed that they cannot be trusted to always render a correct or just verdict.

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    120. Re:Huh. by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find it incredibly annoying how the US uses violations of international law as a reason to demonize, sanction, or even outright invade other nations, but when the US does them, they're mentioned in passing and even cheered.

      Random example: shortly after the fall of Saddam Hussein, after the whole statue-toppling incident, the US took the scraps of the statue to an Iraqi artist and paid him to make them a monument out of them, which they shipped to Fort Hood. They also took an intact head, arm, and sword.

      Okay, first off, it's completely illegal to deface artwork in the first place, whether you agree with it or not. But just completely ignoring that, this is outright looting. How many freaking times have we condemned as little more than thuggish brigands armed groups who invade one place and leave carrying out things like that? I couldn't begin to count it. And yet the US press, and the website of the museum at Fort Hood, is outright *celebrating* the looting of Iraqi bronze. WTF?

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    121. Re:Huh. by Golddess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Putting waterboarding next to loud music just shows how soft we are and how cushy our little industrial existence is on this side of the planet.

      Something tells me that the point of the "loud music" wasn't to annoy you with music, but to ensure sleep deprivation. In which case, yes, I would put waterboarding right next to it.

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    122. Re:Huh. by Draek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is, however, stupidity. If monsters are such because they treat others as monsters would, then by punishing him likewise makes you, in turn, a monster deserving to be punished in the same way.

      And thus is why the phrase "cycle of hatred" exists.

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    123. Re:Huh. by Monsuco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no reasonable form of execution. Unless you live in a barbaric country like Iran, China, or the United States where it is acceptable to murder people.

      Yes, the United States, how barbaric we are. I mean we give the condemned legal council and a trial by a jury of peers and only execute in extremely heinous cases after several appeals and years of waiting to see if new evidence will surface that might warrent overturning the case or allowing for a publicly elected governor or president to intervene with a pardon. I'm sure that is just as barbaric as Iranian courts authorizing public stoning or vigilantism to recover lost family "honor" or Chinese courts performing show trials with nearly 100% conviction rates for things like "antirevolutionary activities".

    124. Re:Huh. by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Binden's assistance of when TV's where invented

      I'm sorry, but as we live in a strict meritocracy I'm going to have to recommend that your citizenship be revoked for this piece of mal-formed language.

      ...What? We don't live in a meritocracy? Popular vote? Lobbyists?

      ...shit.

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    125. Re:Huh. by mog007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the state that has the most executions in the United States: Texas, they perform all their executions with doctors because of a rule in the state where an autopsy would have to be performed on the person who was executed if a doctor isn't doing it.

      I'm not sure what kind of doctors they actually get to perform it, and if they were anaesthesiologists, I don't want them administering MY anasthesia if *I* were in Texas. I like doctors who adhere to that oath they have to take, y'know the one I mean, that says "First, do no harm".

    126. Re:Huh. by orasio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Torture is torture. The fact that they skipped the forms of torture that leave physical marks doesn't make it non torture.
      The same kind of people used waterboarding, electrocution, and other stuff thirty years ago where I leave. Maybe they found out that this kind of stuff is cleaner, and as effective.
      The thing with torture is this: if you take a prisoner, feed them right and treat them right, it's ok. If you take a prisoner, and mess with them, it's not ok. Even if you use "cleaner" ways of messing with them, it's not ok.

    127. Re:Huh. by Cormophyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, sadly in this day, forcing someone to shave, to bath, to listen to music they don't like, to watch TV shows making fun of their ideals or image is akin to starvation, braking bones, inserting surgical instruments into the human body or operating with nothing to dull the pain, pulling off fingernails, and threatening someone with death and taking them almost there.

      Shaving and bathing, ok, that's not torture, that's promoting good hygiene in a community environment so that the prisoners don't wind up with lice.

      Being made to listen to music you don't like isn't so bad, but it is when you're made to listen to the same song over and over at a high volume for days. Making fun of their ideals or making them watch a movie for retribution, infantile and not even close to what I expect from professional soldiers, let alone professional soldiers under my employ.

      Now...I know the RIAA will be storming my front door for this, but tonight go torrent any CD published by Disney in the last 10 years and play a random track on repeat as loud as you can, then lay in bed and try your best to sleep. Now imagine being locked in your room for six months (or two thirds of a baby, however you want to think of it) and handing the play button to someone with the mindset of a 10 year old boy poking a dead bird with a stick. Imagine what they could do to you when all you want is a nap. Tell me you wouldn't let someone break your finger to not have that happen. Go ahead, lie to me.

    128. Re:Huh. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pfft, we've been doing that to recognized diplomats since the 1980s.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Noriega#Capture

    129. Re:Huh. by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's cute and all that you think "loud music" refers to playing the radio a little loud and headbanging a bit. In regards to torture, that isn't what it refers to. It refers to playing painfully ear-splitting volumes of music for days on end. This causes sleep deprivation, migraines, and all sort of other goodies.

      You may as well refer to water-boarding as "taking a dip in the tub" and pretend like it's all pathetic and cushy that we consider water-boarding to be torture.

    130. Re:Huh. by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Within the United States, in regards to United States citizens, the death penalty is legal. Torture is not. This has been the case since the founding of our country. There's no reason this should be any less valid in regards to prisoners and "enemies" who are not United States citizens.

    131. Re:Huh. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, I think we need to be really careful, because you *can* reverse a life in prison penalty (and give them whatever is left of their life after you've just shitted on 20 years of it)

      I think that it is really the only true argument against death penalty. Everything else I don't care about, but for the sake of justice, any sentence must leave room for later correction if needed.

      but in cases where there is a preponderance of evidence

      "Preponderance" is not good enough. Mistakes are still made. I honestly don't know any way to make it 100% - in the end, any conviction is based on evidence (since the judge doesn't witness the event himself), and any evidence, in any amount, can ultimately be falsified.

    132. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As someone who has been in solitary confinement for 30 days before, I'm not sure how I feel about the article. I think a blanket statement that everyone would come out damaged might be stretching it. Granted, there is a big difference between 1 month and 6 months, but I was very happy to be in solitary as general population would have been much scarier to me.

      By nature, I tend to be a fairly solitary person. As long as there are books, or I have something to do (I read a lot, and did things like figuring out 2^100 on paper) I'm generally good to go. Of course, I was also in a brig, and got occasional phone calls, etc.

      The only real psychological effect that I noticed after getting out was a bit of agoraphobia. The world is much bigger than a 6x9 cell. Having people able to walk up behind you is a bit freaky at first.

      So anyway, I'm just saying that they might need a bigger sample. Not all people need that much human interaction. In prison you usually get a minimum of 1hr a day outside the solitary confinement cell. That would be enough for at least some people--like me.

    133. Re:Huh. by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This millitary is composed of 18-24 year old foot soldiers. The sergeants and officers are usually older but the main fighting group is the frat boy age. This is why you don't use the military for civilian operations as it's like taking a hammer to any situation. Put these kids in charge of a detention facility (and don't believe for a minute that those 18 year old foot soldiers weren't his guards) and they do things like play movies that are humiliating to detainees. I would bet that every army in the world does stuff like this under these type of circumstances. The only thing you can do to mitigate it is to simply not put soldiers in control of detention facilities. The military really didn't have that option in this situation because Iraqi guards would have done FAR FAR worse to Saddam. So we end up taking the blame for the military acting like a bunch of Frat boys, which they are. Much of this likely could have been mitigated if other nations had donated veteran soldiers and officers to run these type of facilities.

    134. Re:Huh. by Gabrill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So I guess you missed the grade school class explaining why the executive and judicial branches are separate. There is NO form of punishment or harassment acceptable under the US Constitution that's not ordered by a judge and/or jury. This is to protect you, MightyYar, from police who hate people with Yar in their screen names. Or some other equally ridiculous reason.

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    135. Re:Huh. by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      They signed in 1956. Nice try.

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    136. Re:Huh. by eltaco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      although I'm knowledgable in basic medicine and human anatomy, I don't have a degree in that field. furthermore it's a topic of heated debate mixed up with many urban legends and anecdotal evidence.

      I believe the first historic story on the matter I read was about a scientist who was fascinated by the guillotine during or after the french revolution. he asked a prisoner sentenced to death, to help him with his studies.
      once his head was chopped off, the scientist called the prisoner's name. The prisoner's eyes opened and he looked at the scientist. The scientist managed to repeat this 2-3 times within 30 seconds.
      for the love of me, I can't remember the name of the scientist, nor the prisoner.

      anyhow, it is my understanding that in a life and death situation, the body won't succumb to such "trivialities" like losing blood pressure. My point being, a human would be so fired up on adrenaline and, through the decapitation, shock, that the body would make the very most of the reserves it still has (as Ron Wright puts it: "After your head is cut off by a guillotine, you have 13 seconds of consciousness (+/- 1 or 2). [...] The 13 seconds is the amount of high energy phosphates that the cytochromes in the brain have to keep going without new oxygen and glucose.").
      Life wants to live.

      I guess the real question is, whether the person is still conscious or not. I guess the prisoner from my former example who reacted to the scientist calling his name could be seen as consciousness. But maybe the scientist had to bark his name loudly and it was just some reflex.

      truth be told, I don't really know. Can we get some test-subjects here, please? ;)


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      http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/thefrenchrevolution/a/dyk10.htm
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Dr.+Ron+Wright+guillotine&btnG=Search

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    137. Re:Huh. by Annatar22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the Ft Benning Infantry Museum there is the head off a statue of Hitler. The top of the head has been welded to a metal plate, and the entire thing turned upside down and used as a wastepaper basket. Yet I hear no cries from the German people demanding we return this priceless artifact of WWII, or even compensation for the metal it was made out of. This kind of thing has been happening for centuries, its almost universally accepted when a dictator gets over thrown you mash up his statues and do your best to forget about the bastard. I'm sure if the Iraqi people actually cared that the US had walked off with a couple of hundred bucks in bronze we'd find some way to compensate them, but I'd be amazed if the majority of them actually wanted the damn statue back. Unless you're being sarcastic, there are far better examples of the US ignoring international law than taking a few war trophies. As I said, these things happen all the time going back thousands of years, and often with far more expensive items. The Ft. Stewart 3ID Museum has a full set of gold plated AK-47's from Sadaam and other assorted weapons for example, not to mention several captured Iraqi vehicles. Finally, I may be mistaken, but I know of no law that prevents people from specifically defacing art. There are laws against damaging public property and perhaps that is what you are refering to, however, I don't think those really apply to what happens in a war zone. I think folks have a bit more to worry about than minding the flowers at the local park, or not crushing that lovely fountain over there. There are no world wide art damage treaties that I am aware of, for after all, what is art? ;)

    138. Re:Huh. by doesnothingwell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For those who kill by the hundreds, or more, I have little sympathy. I'm not proud every day to be an American, but more days than I'm proud about being human.

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  2. South Park Movie Officially Torture.. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recall watching this movie in the theatre, in some strange life imitating art moment a grandmother brought her grandsons and apparently their friends in for the wonderful cartoon..... Making it through the bribe a drunk for movie tickets and the earthen root heart transplant she decided it was just too much when Saddam and the Devil had their musical bit with a floppy dildo...

    Up until now I felt that nothing would top that in regards to this movie.....

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  3. You want real torture? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Real torture would be making him watch the last few seasons of The Simpsons.

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  4. Little Kim probably watched Team America by SlappyBastard · · Score: 5, Informative

    Kim is known to be a voracious consumer of American pop culture.

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  5. your tax dollars at work by inzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    well done america, another reason to gain respect from the world

    1. Re:your tax dollars at work by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Eh, it just shows that, at heart, you're no different from them.

    2. Re:your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? how many tax dollars do you think were spent?

      We spend hundreds of billions on this war and yet we can't even hire prison guards who will conduct themselves professionally? Give me a break. As long as we're throwing our money at the problem we can at least avoid childish stunts like this.

      Yup, how dare us make fun of a former dictator while he's imprisoned. How horrible of us for us to make him watch a tv show that depicted him, an oppressive dictator, in a bad light.

      It makes us look like a bunch of children playing games with an imprisoned dictator while people are dying just outside the door. Honestly, the guy stood accused of extremely serious crimes. The nation was in turmoil. The international community was watching for us to set an example. Do you really think it was time for fun and games with Saddam Hussein?

    3. Re:your tax dollars at work by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Needless cruelty isn't justified by the history of the victim.

    4. Re:your tax dollars at work by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simply being incarcerated is more cruel than watching a movie. I suppose there shouldn't be any incarceration then, as that's done because of the 'history' of the 'victim'. I suppose the rejoinder is that the keyword is 'needless'. Who decides? Most prisons outside of the US are 'more cruel' in their nutritional and hygienic standards, perhaps the international community can fix themselves up first.

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  6. Re:hilarious by thefoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether he deserved it or not according to you or me or whoever, it's not for the US military to decide what he does and does not deserve, much less force a prisoner to do something they would obviously find very offensive, and to a muslim that would probably amount to psychological abuse, much less again and again.

    He was a captured prisoner, the head of state of a sovereign nation (not that the Bushites believe that exists), tyrant or not, it's up to the Iraqis or the world court to decide his punishment and fate, not the guy holding the key to the cell that personally enjoys every second of it.

    It is reprehensible and slimy, and I'm totally not surprised by it in the least!

    Just look at the average type of egotistical macho jackoff that end up the in army or marines and it explains itself.
    No offense to anybody that is or was in the military (some of my best friends have been), but I'm sure you can think of quite a few people that fit the bill, and if you can, you don't qualify as one of them.

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  7. I always thought by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...we were supposed to be the good guys?

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    1. Re:I always thought by Big+Nothing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, I'm a peace-activist (or "bleeding-heart-liberal tree-hugging, dolphin-loving hippie moron" as you Texans like to call us) and usually one of the first to admit that the U.S. is no better than many of its enemies when it comes to aspects of human rights, torture and respect for life. But seriously. Making someone watch South Park does NOT constitute torture. And I'm not even a South Park fan.

      Besides, it could have been a lot worse. He could have been forced to watch every Steven Segal movie ever made over and over. Or Gigli. Or Matrix 2 and 3. Or that Providence TV-series. Now THAT's torture.

      PS: Don't mess with Texas - it's not nice to pick on retards DS

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  8. Who gave them the photo? by Napoleon+The+Pig · · Score: 4, Interesting
    TFA says they got the photo from the Army not the Marines.

    Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.

    But then again it states in the summary of the article that they recieved the photo from the Marines. So which is it?

    1. Re:Who gave them the photo? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Funny

      99.999% of the time the article is more reliable than the summary.

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    2. Re:Who gave them the photo? by Norsefire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the summary is what everyone believes because no one reads the article.

  9. Re:hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He could have been satan himself, but it still doesn't change the fact that you should treat others as yourself. A civilisation will be judged according to how it treats its enemies and the powerless. It's easy to treat powerful friends well. At the time of his incarceration, Hussein was both powerless and an enemy. Epic fail by the US marines.

  10. Re:Fucking Americans by glowworm · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The parent has sort of a point apart from expressing disgust in an innapropriate manner, it is a little lame that Americans are proclaiming with glee how they insulted a foreign leader to his face before hanging him.

    "Nya nya nya nya nya, you are a fag and the devil's butt monkey" - It's not really adult behaviour is it, and certainly not the behavior of a country that likes to think they are a world leader.

    Take the high moral ground guys, don't play childish games like this and maybe the rest of the world might respect you.

    Let's hope that the soldiers who did this are brought up on disciplinary charges.

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  11. Re:hilarious by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hardly ever post comments like this, but the parent of this post does not deserve negative moderation. The recent worship of the military by one segment of the population is a harbinger of fascism. Soldiers are still human beings, and by criticizing them when they err, we keep them honest and preserve both their honor and the honor of our country.

  12. Re:hilarious by jorghis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Saddam Hussein was a bad guy for sure, but that whole shredder thing was a classic example of an inflammatory story that is later proved false in the run up to a war.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2004/feb/25/iraq.iraqandthemedia

  13. Re:Fucking Americans by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Take the high moral ground guys, don't play childish games like this and maybe the rest of the world might respect you.

    The ones who give a crap about decorum, dignity, world respect, and well, not being jackasses on the international stage are not the ones who did this. America is just like any other large group of people: there are some idiots, there are a lot of people who know better. It's a mistake to blame the whole group for something a few individuals did. So... quit judging us for the actions of a few immature soldiers and we won't judge you for (insert country-specific national disgrace here).

  14. Re:Matt & Trey Advocating Torture? Yeah. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The slightly conservative leaning duo, if they had any moral integrity...

    I'm very liberal, and find southpark annoying the same way I'd imagine conservatives find Jon Stewart annoying, but saying they have no moral integrity is off. They don't share your morals. That should not be taken as a sign that they have NO morals.

  15. Re:hilarious by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think most people don't know just how bad Saddam was...

    He also tried to invade Canada. And not only was he in a relationship with the DEVIL, but he was abusive to the devil as well.

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  17. Re:hilarious by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has been pretty thoroughly debunked, actually:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein's_alleged_shredder

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2004/feb/25/iraq.iraqandthemedia

    And nobody is fooled except the people who modded up your post.

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  18. Re:hilarious by DrugCheese · · Score: 5, Informative

    And the United States were the ones who propped him up in there, gave him weapons, and ignored him until he was of use.

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  19. Seriously you guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am very surprised to see people getting up in arms about this. Is showing a prisoner a satirical movie which mocks him really torture? Not in my book. Hell, going to a regular American prison, and potentially getting raped, for committing a non-violent crime (drug possession for instance) seems much worse than being shown potentially insulting films. Give me a fucking break.

    Abu Gharab, Guantanamo, Secret CIA Prisons: all very bad, very wrong, and very embarrassing for the US. Actual torture (waterboarding, sleep deprivation etc.): also very bad, wrong, and embarrassing. It is not a human right not to be mocked. Especially if the person you are mocking is the kind of person who would have had you killed had you done so in his old dictatorship. "How dare they hurt Saddam's feelings like that! What a deplorable, inhumane atrocity!" Oh the shame...

    If this article is what made you embarrassed to be an American, then you obviously haven't been paying attention. Yeesh.

    1. Re:Seriously you guys... by Quothz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is showing a prisoner a satirical movie which mocks him really torture?

      Over and over again? No, it isn't torture, but it's mean, petty, and unprofessional. It reflects poorly upon the soldiers as soldiers, Americans, and human beings. It reflects poorly upon America in general, reinforcing the "drunken frat boy with a shotgun" image we've managed to mint for ourselves. But no, it isn't torture.

      Not in my book. Hell, going to a regular American prison, and potentially getting raped, for committing a non-violent crime (drug possession for instance) seems much worse than being shown potentially insulting films.

      Stabbing out both of your eyes would be much worse than just one. So you don't mind if I stab out one, right? Not that I'm comparing the movie to eye-stabbery; the point is that "not-as-bad" is not the same thing as "good".

  20. Re:hilarious by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh for mod points. That's the most insightful AC post I have read in a long long time.

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  21. Re:hilarious by ElectricRook · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Political activists say one thing, eye witnesses say another. http://www.indict.org.uk/witnessdetails.php?target=Qusay

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  22. Re:Fucking Americans by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    were very slightly 'less worse' than the alternative.

    Oh, stop it already. The "they're all the same" meme is both pernicious and false. I don't know how any thinking person could claim after these eight disastrous years, there's no substantive difference between the parties. However flawed Gore and Kerry may have been, they at least wouldn't have ignored the rule of law and run the country like a kleptocracy. We should count ourselves lucky if we get excellence, but we should at least demand competence.

    If you don't care about politics, the only people elected will be the ones who don't care about you. Indifference toward elections by the general public just enables (and encouraged) politicians to cater to special interest groups at the expense of the general welfare. That's not good for anyone.

  23. How we treat evil people changes us by Geof · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the point is, regardless of who the person is you are holding in prison, you have to live by your -OWN- standards.

    Thank you. How we treat bad people is not about them, it is about us. Saddam deserves to suffer for his crimes. But when we surrender to the bloodthirsty urge for vengeance (which can be satisfying, even - as in this case - fun), it is ourselves we corrupt. Saddam does not matter: he is beyond redemption. It is we who matter. If we treat the foulest human beings with a level of decency (decorum, seriousness), then we make it easy to respect each other. If, on the other hand, we give in to our baser instincts, we lay the groundwork for lashing out selfishly whenever it feels good.

    Want to respect Saddam's victims? Then prosecute and punish him with all the seriousness, formality, and consideration you can muster. The kind of immature self-gratification described here ultimately dismisses those he tortured and killed. Their persecutor was an evil man, not a clown.

    (P.S.: Just in case someone misreads me, I loved the movie. There's a big difference between that and the legitimate serious acts of the American people's political representatives and government.)

    1. Re:How we treat evil people changes us by CarbonShell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      'fun'?
      In what world may vengeance ever be fun?

      Sorry, but then you are not really better. You just have a better excuse.

  24. Re:hilarious by Zero+return · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No-one deserves abuse while in custody. Especially abuse so petty, childish, and vindictive as that described.

    If you have principles, you should stick to them--especially with someone like SH. Show him that your values actually have some substance. Pathetic.

  25. probably not a bad way to die by r00t · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suppose if the shredder was really really slow, and you put a guy in feet first, it could be kind of bad. A decently fast shredder is no big deal.

    Compare with burning at the stake. Compare with crucifixion. Compare with stoning. Compare with dunking. Compare with the necklace, which FYI was a burning gasoline-filled tire around the neck (hands tied or hacked off) that Nelson Mandela liked to use. Compare with what Vlad the Impaler used to do, driving greased poles into the torso via the anus. Compare with pressing.

    Heck, compare with how most of us die in modern hospitals. We end up with chemotherapy, choking on fluid, with tubes rammed into every natural oriface and a few unnatural orifaces. We often suffer in agony for months.

    Getting dropped into a shredder looks downright peaceful and kind by comparison, no?

  26. Nelson Mandela liked to use? by goldcd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you'll find that 'necklacing' was basically the result of 'kangaroo courts'/'mob justice' and mainly occured during the late 80s. These would be the same 80s where Nelson Mandela was in a prison cell, so I'm suspecting he has a pretty sound alibi.
    His wife at the time Winnie, however is an evil ****. I seem to remember she had her 'football team' of goons, who were alleged to have been involved with all manner of enforcement/infighting within the ANC at the time. I believe she also condoned the use of necklacing for collaborators.

  27. Propaganda reached a new low by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cartoons have been a tool of propaganda for about as long as they exist. Take all the WW2 comics, from Bugs Bunny fighting and making fun of Japanese soldiers instead of Elmer Fudd or Donald Duck in the infamous Der Fuehrer's Face. Sure, that was as much propaganda as that Southpark Episodes (and the movie). It makes waging war easier when you see, in a comical setting, that your enemy is something despicable, horrible, and generally wrong.

    I just couldn't imagine these movies being shown after the war to the prisoners in Nuernberg. Or even the Tenno. It was propaganda, it was supposed to boost moral at home, and when the war was over it was over.

    What happened to decency? Isn't it enough to hang people in a mock trial after you beat them? And don't come with the question whether he "deserves" it. I don't frankly care. It's not about Saddam. It's about your own set of morals and decency. I know it's something I wouldn't do because I would feel like I did something wrong.

    A war isn't over until it's over in the head. I'm quite glad, as an European, that the US didn't have the same revenge and hate mindset back after WW2. I like the US, and I enjoy the idea that I can go there and consider the country a 'friendly' nation towards mine. I guess I wouldn't be so lucky if the war didn't end in their, and our, heads in 45.

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    1. Re:Propaganda reached a new low by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. He was hung by a proxy government. Do you really think, if the US wanted him alive, it would have required more than a "gimme that"? The US installed the former enemies of Saddam as the new government, the people he forced to flee, what do you think the US had in mind when doing so?

      2. I make no assumptions about war cartoons having any influence on war outcomes. I state that they are a propaganda tool to keep the own moral up, to depict the enemy as something worth being fought against and to put them in a bad light. And that they were supposed to be shown to the own population, not as a tool of shaming the enemy. Nothing else. As a side remark, I had to get YouTube to finally see Der Fuehrer's Face and other "propaganda" cartoons, since they were never shown in Europe (to my knowledge). You can also afaik not get the "Disney War box" DVDs here.

      3. I assume you mean Wilson's note about the self-determination right of the peoples. It was not heeded, and set the stage for WW2, as you say. This was, to say the least, very short sighted, and in this you are right. I don't say that European countries did not make any mistakes the last century. Making mistakes is one thing.

      Not learning from them is another. The US have the chance to see, looking back at the Versailles Treaties, where a browbeat-peace based on revenge with the goal to keep the enemy under the thumb leads. They knew exactly that it won't be a good idea to cripple Germany yet again after WW2, why did they 'forget' this about 60 years later?

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  28. Re:hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Watch your back mate:

     

    , but it still doesn't change the fact that you should treat others as yourself.

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  29. Re:hilarious by glowworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He employed an industrial plastic shredder to shred alive anyone who spoke out after having the wife raped... Hated people were fed in head first, really hated people were fed in feet first.

    Wow, are you really so gullible to believe the propganda the American media spout as truth? This story is so very false. As false in fact as the WMDs America used as justification to start a war.

    and nobody is fooled except the usual fools

    I have rarely seen a more apt signature.

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  30. This is supposed to be funny? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We (the US) pretty much pissed on international law the way we treated another head of state (regardless of what you think of Saddam). Throw in the kangaroo court we used to get him executed without the troublesome details of how we helped him establish a chemical weapons program coming out. Yes, the same one we chastised him for and used as a rationale for our bogus invasion.

    I would expect the two self-important dolts who created Southpark to relish in the acknowledgment without using their own eye for satire to see what's so very wrong with the whole situation.

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  31. and the Labour Party is notionally Left Wing... by goldcd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Alright - I know anybody familiar with UK politics is sniggering at that.
    There was no shredder, there were no WMDs, Saddam was still a bad man - people just seize upon whatever anecdotal evidence they hear that happens to fit with their pre-existing views.
    Whilt you might feel The Guardian has a bias, they do raise some rather good points - basically there is no evidence at all, and what there is seems quite fantastically suspect.

  32. Re:hilarious by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stereotyping an entire organization as "egotistical macho jackoff[s]" is not the rational path away from worship. It is one thing to criticize an act, but to attack a person (ad hominem fallacy) or worse a group of people (negative stereotyping) turns this into exactly what it was moderated: hypocritical flamebaiting.

    I really like how he says roughly that if somebody in the military knows of people that could have that sign hung on them then they themselves are safe. It's like saying most Jews are miserly fascists, but if you happen to be a self-hating Jew and agree, you're safe. People are right to mod that down.

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  33. Re:Fucking Americans by sharp-bang · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not really adult behaviour is it, and certainly not the behavior of a country that likes to think they are a world leader.

    Too right.

    There are an increasing number of cultural messages, and messengers, in US media the subtext of which is "it is OK and even desirable to act like you are ten years old all of the time", the framing of Howard Stern as a folk hero being the canonical example.

    I don't think anyone faults the fans of South Park, Howard Stern, etc. for finding them amusing. The problem is that immaturity is increasingly finding a place in public life. Apparently these soldiers think it's OK to act like ten year olds while acting in an official capacity, such that they don't see anything wrong with bragging about it to the media. It will be interesting to see whether their superiors think so too.

    And, while this particular incident hardly qualifies as "torture", there does seem to be an immaturity continuum on the part of US actors and decision makers in the Iraq war that starts here, runs through Abu Ghraib, and all the way up to the White House, where apparently torture was not only planned and condoned, but micromanaged, with high level participants apparently doing so at least in part to gain personal satisfaction from the act. There's no credible evidence that any of it was effective, and plenty of evidence that it was counterproductive, but apparently, in times of crisis, the appropriate response is not to act like adults and address the problem effectively, but to act like ten year olds and pull the wings off of flies because we can.

    And, while there has certainly been a fair bit of outrage over all of this (underreported) in the US, there are plenty of people who thinks that it is all right and good. It would be interesting to know the correlation between South Park/shock jock/reality show fandom and the condoning of torture among the American public.

    But don't get too cocky in your own country. One of America's biggest exports is its media. It's like I tell my kids: what we are, you will be. ;-)

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  34. Re:Matt & Trey Advocating Torture? Yeah. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They are actually Libertarians, not Republicans. Or did you miss the all the Pro-Stem Cell Research, Pro-Drug Legalization undertones?

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  35. throwing things around by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 5, Funny

    If evolution fashioned us in such a way as to still feel the drive to be swinging from the trees, hurling our [feaces] at each other, does it follow that it's what we should be doing?

    That's what we do here on /. but it is way better than throwing high explosives and depleted uranium at each other.

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  37. Just ask the Kuwatis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Damn right, just ask the Kuwaitis.

  38. See: Michael Portillo by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A British politician, despite the UK having no death penalty, actually did some research into execution methods which was televised as a documentary.

    He concluded that the most humane method available was hypoxia, after undergoing a hypoxic experience in a barometric chamber used for Air Force training. The experience was not unpleasant, but euphoric.

    In terms of equipment, you just need a mask and a cylinder of nitrogen. It's virtually impossible mis-administer. It's cheap. It's fast - it takes around 15 seconds.

    Various figures in the US prison system just weren't interested, on the grounds that the prisoner wouldn't suffer enough. Despite the US constitutional prohibition on "cruel" punishment, it wasn't considered fair to the families of victims to end lives using this humane method.

    I'm not in favour of the death penalty, but as Mr Portillo said : -

    "As long as the state is going to kill people I think it has the obligation to do it in the way that least resembles murder."

    1. Re:See: Michael Portillo by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In terms of equipment, you just need a mask and a cylinder of nitrogen. It's virtually impossible mis-administer. It's cheap. It's fast - it takes around 15 seconds.

      Plus however long the condemned can hold his breath.

      Still, that's about the only drawback. Otherwise, it's safe for whomever is administering it, not too harsh on the audience (there may be some struggling, but there's no blood or worse), allows an open-casket funeral, and leaves the organs available for transplantation.

    2. Re:See: Michael Portillo by Uberbah · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup. From YFA:

      When asked if nitrogen would be a more humane way for the state to kill, the leading voice of the American pro-death penalty movement, Professor Robert Blecker, strongly disagrees.

      "If the killers who smash their victims on the side of the heads with hammers and then slit their throats go out in a euphoric high, that is not justice."

    3. Re:See: Michael Portillo by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice to see being a revenge-obsessed sociopath doesn't prevent you from being a 'leading voice' in a major political movement. Truly America is the land of equal opportunities.

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    4. Re:See: Michael Portillo by 3vi1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus however long the condemned can hold his breath.

      I know what you're getting at, but I assure you: It would still be the most entertaining half-hour of television featuring David Blaine, ever.

    5. Re:See: Michael Portillo by PRMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know what you're getting at, but I assure you: It would still be the most entertaining two hours of television featuring David Blaine, ever.

      FTFY. Apparently you've never watched a David Blaine special.

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  39. Re:This has gotta be... by mrsmiggs · · Score: 2, Informative
    This was in The Guardian as well http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/apr/02/sout-park-matt-stone

    "On Parker's office wall is a signed photo of Saddam Hussein, gifted to him by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division. During his time in captivity, Hussein was apparently shown the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, in which he's depicted as gay, and enjoying intercourse with the devil, repeatedly. "I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie," says Stone. "That's really adding insult to injury."

    Could be a ruse by Matt Stone, I wouldn't put it past them.

  40. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by stephanruby · · Score: 5, Informative

    Considering how the Baath party of Iraq (as well as the still in power Baath party of Syria) are pan-arabic national socialist parties they are a whole lot closer to the Vichy regime (and other national socialists) than anyone else involved. After all there is a reason why a lot of (but not absolutely all) nazis (and particularly in Germany) were against the US invasion of Iraq.

    You're just playing word games here, most of the nazis in Europe were/are for the invasion of Iraq, just like most of them hate all Arabs.

    As for principles I'll take a single botched hanging over the rather large mass graves created by Hussein any day and I know an awful lot of Iraqis agree.

    Forget the Iraqis, the entire World (except the United States) was against Iraq when they gassed the Kurds (in 1988). The gassing of the Kurds was reported on the front page of every major newspaper in Europe (and probably the world). In the US, that particular piece of news got buried. The UN was even going to impose sanctions, but the US vetoed it -- protecting their ally. And finally, the US even loaned Iraq one billion dollars shortly thereafter (if not three billion dollars, I forget the exact number) that Iraq never paid back.

    Now I realize that you consider the United States the benevolent father/policeman of the World, but for a benevolent father it's sure sending out mixed messages. When you punish someone, you're supposed to do it right after the act -- not wait fifteen years (and never mind the active protection and lobbying the United States did for Iraq during that time period when the entire World was against them).

  41. He knew things that people didn't want to hear by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hangings still happen in a few states. Agreed with your comment, however, it was distasteful and unnecessary what we did to Saddam.

    It was necessary to silence him as fast as possible: He knew too much.

    The US, especially with the likes of Rumsfeld in power, could not allow him to go into a tribunal and answer questions such as "where did you get the chemical weapons that killed as those people? The telemetry to aim those weapons?" because the answers would have undone the careful story that the administration had been constructing about him, and especially the story they have built about themselves.

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  42. Soldiers or Marines? by silvwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who gave them the photo? Soldiers from the US Army's 4th Infantry Division or US Marines? The article states both.

  43. Careful by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a Democrat in the White House who's in the process of making his own blocks on this chart look like the freakin' Sears Tower in comparison to what's there now. While he searches for even more ways to increase the National debt by trillions of dollars (that's right -- his bars won't even *fit* on this chart), his Treasury Secretary can't even pay his fucking taxes. Paradise under the Democrats indeed.

  44. Saddams' dead Iraqis vs US/UK dead Iraquis. by EWAdams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What IS the exact count for each? In terms of sheer body count, there's a pretty fair chance that the US/UK coalition killed more Iraquis than Saddam did during his entire reign. Of course, the coalition killed them in order to liberate them, so that's OK.

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    1. Re:Saddams' dead Iraqis vs US/UK dead Iraquis. by Old97 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The count for Saddam was approximately 2 million if you count the million plus killed during his 8 year war of aggression against Iran. So no, the coalition(s) in both gulf war's combined and the entire occupation have not begun to approach the numbers Saddam put up. You can climb down from your high horse now, sonny boy.

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    2. Re:Saddams' dead Iraqis vs US/UK dead Iraquis. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      The count for Saddam was approximately 2 million if you count the million plus killed during his 8 year war of aggression against Iran.

      If you count the dead in Iran-Iraq War against Saddam, you have to count them against U.S. as well, since it effectively supported Iraq in that war.

    3. Re:Saddams' dead Iraqis vs US/UK dead Iraquis. by JakartaDean · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but (and I can't believe this needs mentioning), the USA invaded a foreign country, without the support of the UN, and as it turned out, with no real reason whatsoever. It's not a traffic accident, and pretending that it is only makes me think you are an idiot. Of course, if you can somehow come up with a logical reason why the war in Iraq should be compared to a traffic accident, I promise to listen. Forgive me if I don't hold my breath...

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    4. Re:Saddams' dead Iraqis vs US/UK dead Iraquis. by Old97 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No I don't have to count them. The U.S. did not want or encourage Iraq's war on Iran. It saw Iraq and its secular government as a counter to Iranian power and radical brand of Islam. It was in the U.S. interest for Iraq to remain strong and stable and not do something stupid that would make itself vulnerable - which is exactly what they did. The war itself greatly disrupted the supply of middle east oil which was also not in our interests. Saddam had only seized power a few years before, so we didn't know him that well, but we didn't like or trust him. The Arab Baathists had modeled themselves after the Fascists and National Socialists except their uebermensch were Arabs. They were never our allies or friends and they've consistently worked against American interests. In this case, the U.S. didn't really want a winner, but they did not want Iraq to lose either. That would give Iran dominance over the region and its oil. Most of the military aide to Iraq came from Russia and some from France. The U.S. did not want Iraq to lose so it provided some aide and intelligence to Iraq. We did not support them in the way you imply. In fact, Iraq attacked an American Naval vessel (USN Stark) in the later stages of the war. By the way, do you know where Iraq go its poison gas technology - used against Iran and its own civilians? The Soviets yes, but from Germany as well. I was in military intelligence during the Iranian revolution and the early years of this war, so my information about U.S. intentions is pretty accurate.

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  45. Let's Be Clear Here by Smackintosh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sticking to the topic at hand....

    There are ten trillion things worse one can do to someone than forcing them to watch a movie insulting to them multiple times. Really, there are.

    And if the situation had been reversed and George Bush had been captured by Saddam, you can sure as hell bet George would have been treated ten trillion times worse than Saddam was by the US. I believe that without a doubt in my mind. So paint it as you will, the treatment of Saddam wasn't handled by prim and proper Catholic schoolboys....but I'm sure it was several orders of magnitude better than what the Republican Guard would have done to Bush (now there's a somewhat ironic statement).

    I expect much protestation and 'but we have to be nice to everyone' type of responses. You know what? No, we don't, and no, we weren't. It's called war for a reason, ladies and gentlemen....just or unjust, it was war. Last I checked, nice things don't happen in a war.

  46. Why is this even on /. ? by dougmc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This really isn't `News for Nerds'.

    Flamebait seems more accurate.

  47. i dont understand by nimbius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how this makes news for nerds?

    torture? imprisonment? not unless its related to virtualized AIX and cobol middleware management...

    matt and trey?

    they need to be developers, researchers, or technical experts...otherwise this is more of the same worthless bullshit i can hear whenever i like on FOX news.

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  48. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by tocqueville · · Score: 2

    The UN was even going to impose sanctions, but the US vetoed it -- protecting their ally.

    Do you have a source for that? The first list I found of USA Vetoes in the UN doesn't list anything relating to condemning Iraqi gas attacks.

  49. Re:hilarious by slutdot · · Score: 2, Informative

    And neither do political activists. I'll have to give the benefit of the doubt to the people that were actually there instead of those looking to discredit a government for the selfish purposes.

    I was in Kuwait in 1990 and 1991 during the Gulf War and saw firsthand the atrocities that Hussein caused. He deserved far worse than a movie and a hanging.

  50. The hypocrisy is what got me by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bush: "I find it very interesting that when the heat got on, you dug yourself a hole, and you crawled in it."

    A couple years earlier, a small group of murderers with a handful of commercial jets had managed to immediately drive Cheney into a hole^H^H^H^H^H undisclosed location and Bush into underground shelter. A couple years later, it just took a single report of an off-course plane to send Bush underground again. Was it so tactically unreasonable to expect Saddam to hide from a hundred thousand men armed with the best military technology in the world?

    Even if this was propaganda for the Iraqis' benefit, it seems like condescending propaganda. Go for the root of the problem, and persuade people that a strongman ruler is illegitimate if he isn't democratically supported and/or if he violates human rights. Don't just cop out and try to paint yourself as the stronger man.

    1. Re:The hypocrisy is what got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So Bush and Cheney had a plan for cowardice?

  51. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Considering how the Baath party of Iraq (as well as the still in power Baath party of Syria) are pan-arabic national socialist parties they are a whole lot closer to the Vichy regime (and other national socialists) than anyone else involved.

    After all there is a reason why a lot of (but not absolutely all) nazis (and particularly in Germany) were against the US invasion of Iraq.

    You're just playing word games here, most of the nazis in Europe were/are for the invasion of Iraq, just like most of them hate all Arabs.

    As for principles I'll take a single botched hanging over the rather large mass graves created by Hussein any day and I know an awful lot of Iraqis agree.

    Forget the Iraqis, the entire World (except the United States) was against Iraq when they gassed the Kurds (in 1988). The gassing of the Kurds was reported on the front page of every major newspaper in Europe (and probably the world). In the US, that particular piece of news got buried. The UN was even going to impose sanctions, but the US vetoed it -- protecting their ally. And finally, the US even loaned Iraq one billion dollars shortly thereafter (if not three billion dollars, I forget the exact number) that Iraq never paid back.

    Now I realize that you consider the United States the benevolent father/policeman of the World, but for a benevolent father it's sure sending out mixed messages. When you punish someone, you're supposed to do it right after the act -- not wait fifteen years (and never mind the active protection and lobbying the United States did for Iraq during that time period when the entire World was against them).

    The news wasn't at all buried in the United States. It was all over the newspapers. We even talked about it in elementary school that year. the United States isn't a homogenized nation that uniformly supports the current regime, whoever it may be.

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  52. Re:Let start out by saying by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gee, I don't remember Americans having a problem with Saddam when WE WERE PAYING HIM with our Tax Dollars to fight Iran for us.

    How about embracing the teachings of Jesus? He who is without sin, cast the first stone. Didn't the United States kill 1000's of it's own people indescriminately? Oh, you must have forgotten. They were called "Native Americans", or at the time... "Indians". And we're a country that for generations endorsed SLAVERY.

    Imagine, if you will.. how this country would be seen if in some kind of Star Trek "Mirror Mirror" universe, we were still doing that to this day, or that American from the 1800's was suddenly catapulted into the year 2000...

    Is it really our place to stick our more developed moralities onto the rest of the undeveloped world? Is Saddam any better than Thomas Jefferson, a man who owned slaves and often raped the women (how many Black Americans are part of the Jefferson lineage?)?

    So, while you sit on your high horse dispatching justice as you see fit, tell me how you think this country is so much better than Iraq that we had the right to go in there and destroy everything so that we could make life even more miserable for the average Iraqi, but now they are "free"...

    At what point in your delusion do you realise that all developing nations go through a period, often lasting 100 years or more, where things are shitty? And just because we got past that period, somehow we assume that everyone else has gotten past that period as well?

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  53. /, == tabloid news paper now? by Arimus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when has /. tried to descend to the level of gutter journalism? And WTF is this to do with "news for nerds, stuff that matters."?????

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  54. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by internic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure that explanation helps, because the same party was in power in both cases. In fact, I think some of the same people were major players in the government during both events.

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  55. Like reading? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Palin and her pals like to ignore the Katie Couric interview, where the world quickly learned what real intelligence is. Anyone who can't answer a simple question like "What do you read on a daily basis?" is either phenomonally incurious or just as stupid, and to lash out with nonsense like "Alaska gets the same papers as the rest of the country" after three tries to get a simple answer to a simple question -- well, they are a whackjob. Those who support said whackjob with ever more ridiculous excuses are worse.

    1. Re:Like reading? by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea, I can see how "What papers do you read?" is a hostile, "gotcha" question. I guess she should have started with "What is your favorite animal?"

  56. Re:damned imperialists by techhead79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't honestly believe how anti-American Slashdot has become. I've been revolted by some of the comments I've seen here lately. Calling our soldiers murderers? The Mods don't seam to be helping any, they've modded up just about every post calling the USA evil. Maybe we should have a nice long chat about what is an acceptable responce for a nation to give after a terrorist attack. And even that comment right there will start an entire new thread about how we had no right to invade Iraq...and blah blah blah. It's getting old. I'd rather just admit I'm an evil murderer to get them to shut up already. Who cares in the bigger picture anyway...I don't think a single nation on the planet doesn't have blood on its hands.

  57. I never heard a corpse ask how it got so cold. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Saddam kills a kid with gas; US/UK kill a kid with a bomb. The kid is just as innocent and just as dead.

    Saddam considered himself to be legitimately putting down a Kurdish rebellion. It was bullshit, but that was his claim.

    The US/UK did not "slide on ice" into the war in Iraq by accident; they attacked Iraq when Iraq was no threat to them. It was aggressive war, pure and simple. They said it had something to do with WMD. That, too, was bullshit.

    In other words, both sides claim legitimacy, and both sides are full of it. But who killed more people?

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  58. Using arguments that work by qbzzt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Go for the root of the problem, and persuade people that a strongman ruler is illegitimate if he isn't democratically supported and/or if he violates human rights. Don't just cop out and try to paint yourself as the stronger man.

    You mean, use arguments that work in the west, based on western culture, to convince Iraqis it is a bad idea to back Saddam and his Baath party?

    In Arab culture a ruler is not rendered legitimate by being elected, but by being so strong nobody could topple him. To tell Iraqis that Saddam is an unelected strongman would be as effective as telling people in the US that they should no longer listen to President Obama because he lost the Mandate of Heaven.

    Showing that the US is stronger than Saddam was a necessary first step in giving the democratically elected government the legitimacy it needs to rule. The second was handing Saddam over to an Iraqi court to be tried under Iraqi law and be executed by an Iraqi executioner.

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  59. Mod parent up by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not the music that is torture, it's the fact that loud music prevents a prisoner from SLEEPING.

    It's sleep deprivation, a form of torture.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where you drunk? Because I imagine that can help a lot.

  60. From a vet by hkb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If true, as a vet, I find the Marines' behavior unprofessional and embarrassing to the uniform. I can only hope an investigation occurs, and if guilty, that the Marines responsible are made an example of.

    Saddam was a shitbag, but that doesn't mean we need to lower our moral standards and professionalism.

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  61. Re:Matt & Trey Advocating Torture? Yeah. by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is true. In fact, Matt and Trey are on the record as saying (I'm just paraphrasing here from memory) - "we don't like extreme right-wingers, but we really fucking hate extreme left-wingers."

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  62. Re:I hope they don't keep it by Paintballparrot · · Score: 2

    If you really think the Iraq War is the most despicable moment in American history you must have never taken a High School history class. I mean we have the Japanese American internment during WWII, The Trail of Tears, and certain actions during the Civil Rights movement just to name a few. And its not just America that's committed atrocities, The Holocaust, The genocide in Rwanda, recent actions by Israel, Palestine and Lebanon, and the fact that British citizens barely even have basic human rights left anymore. Its just human nature to kill and oppress each other, and we never seem to learn from our mistakes there either.

  63. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by Monsuco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget the Iraqis, the entire World (except the United States) was against Iraq when they gassed the Kurds (in 1988). The gassing of the Kurds was reported on the front page of every major newspaper in Europe

    The former French Presidential Administration held very strong financial ties with Saddam's regime. They defended Iraq in the UN and prevented UN action because of this. Thus the US and UK acted without UN support.

  64. Re:Let start out by saying by Phrogman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not so sure you have gotten past that period, as much as learned to hide it well in some cases.

    At any rate, I think a lot of people in the world get very angry at the US for its high-handed assumption of morale superiority and its inherent right to shove that attitude down the throats of the rest of the world.

    The US Political system is in no way superior to any other true democracy in the world. It is by no means the best system, and its tiring to hear of people treating the US Constitution as if it was handed down directly by God enshrined in a glowing white light. Sure, its a great document and contains noble sentiments, just as the US has the potential to be a great country. However, its not an inherent feature of the US, you have to keep striving for it, keep applying the rules in that document and living up to them. No mean feat I am sure.

    There are other perfectly valid forms of democracy that have survived in other countries for longer than the US has existed. The English Parliamentary system for instance. They all have their faults but they are no worse or better than the US system.

    Please, put an end to this Nationalistic Superiority complex. Be proud of what you have achieved but stop assuming it makes you inherently superior human beings. It gets tiring and it only makes the rest of the world hate you, not for being superior, but for being obnoxious and ignorant.

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  65. Re:Coffee cups aren't meant for lap-holders by Chas · · Score: 2, Informative
    Only an idiot would serve coffee at a temperature that causes third-degree burns in 2-7 seconds

    Never mind that a court later rejected this claim to be false...

    Never mind that home coffee brewers produce coffee at comparable temperatures...

    Never mind that the National Coffee Assc. recommends brew temps between 190-205 degrees and maintenance temps above 180.

    But let's not let FACTS get in the way.

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  66. Re:"What happened to decency?" by gknoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everyone deserves to be treated with decency, no matter their crimes or personal failings.

  67. Re:Coffee cups aren't meant for lap-holders by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You want to talk about the facts? Ok. Here's some insight for you: the temperature at which coffee is brewed is not the temperature at which it should be served or consumed. Coffee should be brewed at approximately 96 to 98 degrees Celsius. Drinking it at that temperature would, however, be incredibly stupid.

    http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0305417907002550

    The burn model shows the standard exponential dependence of injury level on temperature. The preferred drinking temperature of coffee is specified in the literature as 140 +/- 15 deg F (60 +/- 8.3 deg C) for a population of 300 subjects. A linear (with respect to temperature) figure of merit merged the two effects to identify an optimal drinking temperature of approximately 136 deg F (57.8 deg C).

    Still don't believe me? Well, find some sources, because all the ones I find indicate that water at temperatures of 150 degrees and upward can cause serious burns in a mere 2 seconds.

    http://www.texaschildrenspediatrics.org/healthlibrary/pa_hotwatr_hhg.aspx
      http://www.aboutkidshealth.ca/HealthAZ/Burn-Safety-Hot-Water-Temperature.aspx?articleID=8652&categoryID=AZ6d
      http://www.cpnonline.org/CRS/CRS/pa_hotwatr_pep.htm
      http://www.ct.gov/dds/cwp/view.asp?a=12&q=379294
      http://www.tap-water-burn.com/pamphlet/water_use.htm

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  68. Re:Errata Re:Huh. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're just playing word games here, most of the nazis in Europe were/are for the invasion of Iraq, just like most of them hate all Arabs.

    That's very much not true. A lot of neo-Nazis hate Jews so much that they're willing to side with anyone who shares the passion. Therefore you get Nazis support Arabs in general, and Iraq, Iran and Palestine in particular. I recall seeing that picture - can't find it now, sadly - of skinheads marching with two banners side by side; one had "White Power" written on it, another was "Jews Out Of Palestine".

    It's not just that, though. Many Nazis view the liberal democratic political systems of European countries as "decadent". In comparison, dictatorships - especially "popular" ones - are very much consistent with Fuhrerprinzip. So they look at countries to emulate them, and, again, find them in the likes of Iraq.

    Finally, there's Islam itself. And there is a bit of a surprise - some Nazis actually see Islam and its stringent moral codes as a good way to oppose the "moral degeneration" of the West. There are a few high-profile neo-Nazis who had converted to Islam largely because of that - one example is David Myatt.

  69. Re:Lost respect for marines? by 7Prime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wait a minute, this is Saddam we're talking about. I HIGHLY doubt that "a few immature soldiers" were even allowed near him. You can bet that EVERY ACTION said or done to him or around him was carefully orchestrated, if it wasn't, that would be a HUGE failour of our military. This wasn't a "prank", this was militarilly condoned humilliation. There was no logical reason for doing this, it was simple done for pleasure and specticle, which is incredibly evil, in my mind. They were basically "fucking around" with one of the most dangerous and powerful men in the middle east for some shits and giggles. If you don't find that disturbing, I don't know what to say.

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