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Fake Antivirus Overwhelming Scanners

ChiefMonkeyGrinder writes "Rogue or bogus programs passing themselves off as real antivirus software have been one of the malware themes of 2009, but the APWG's numbers for the first half of the year show that the organisation's members detected 485,000 samples, more than five times the total for the whole of 2008."

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  1. The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are AVG for a decline in detection rates and Symantec which sucks in just about every area except preventing itself from being uninstalled. (Notable exception is their corporate product)

    1. Re:The worst offenders by Icegryphon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah it's sad when you need a second virus protection program to be safe or have things removed.
      Makes me wonder how many computers percentage wise are really infected out there with back-doors.
      Very scary zombies everywhere.

    2. Re:The worst offenders by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      McAfee is bad lately as well. Completely ignored the infection of two machines on our network the other day. We had to use Malwarebytes to find on one, and interestingly enough, Microsoft Security Essentials seemed to do a good job at finding and cleaning the other one.

      McAfee not even detecting these is worrisome though. We've got like 300 CPU's, all EPO protected, and for all I know they could all be infected.

    3. Re:The worst offenders by Deathlizard · · Score: 5, Informative

      To remove norton, Don't bother with the uninstaller. Get the Norton Removal tool from their site:

      http://service1.symantec.com/Support/tsgeninfo.nsf/docid/2005033108162039

      This is for ANY install of ANY norton products. It also gets rid of shared files and their registry settings.

    4. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious what virus this is. We're using VSE 8.7 with the latest engine and DATs with ePO 4.0 and have had very good results. Your comment has me concerned though that we may be missing something...

    5. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind sharing what virus you found? Something that EPO does not pick up is relevant to my interests...and honestly not for nefarious reasons--my organization uses it, too.

    6. Re:The worst offenders by jmnugent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the organization I work for.. we are using Mcafee VirusScan Enterprise + AntiSpyware Enterprise 8.5.0i....... I've noticed (almost on a weekly basis).. machines infected with various kinds of spyware (antivirus2009, AlphaAV, and other names) and Mcafee seems incompetently clueless about detecting it. If I install MalwareBytes on the box.. and start a "Full Scan" (using MalwareBytes)... as it goes through touching files on the hard drive only THEN does Mcafee popup and say "Hey, you are infected with XXX " I don't know WHY that is... we seem to have the current Mcafee scan engine and dat files... I chalk it up to corporate level antivirus just not being able to keep up with the fastpaced changes to spyware. I decided to never rely on a single protection product. If I suspect a machine is acting weird (even if it does have up to date Antivirus).. I scan it with Malwarebytes and NOD32's free online scan. I don't think this is strictly a fault with Mcafee.. I think any tool used by itself will miss something... thats why a combination approach is best. (and hey.. if you do some testing and can find patterns of Mcafee not fully protecting you - that might be ammo/fodder to go back to your bosses (or Mcafee rep) and push some buttons.

    7. Re:The worst offenders by Latinhypercube · · Score: 2, Informative

      AVG 8 is so bad is makes me want to puke. It chokes my system worse than a real virus. It's a shame because up until 7.5 it ran like a dream.

    8. Re:The worst offenders by EMCEngineer · · Score: 1

      Even worse is how they have rebranded things. It used to be that you bought an anti-irus program to prevent your computer from getting hosed by viruses or whatever was out there.

      So then they started on with worms, trojans, spyware, keyloggers, and on and on. 'New' threats that require different software, and more money. It is at the point where the average user is not likely to be able to protect themselves without multiple programs, and even then they probably will have to do more recovery than prevention.

      That said, Norton has stopped me from getting a few actual viruses. It did absolutely nothing to prevent the drive-by downloaders from installing 'WinPro Antivirus 20XX' when I visit some websites.

    9. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know its funny you say that. I think there corporate product blows chunks, I had the 5 server license version and spent TO MANY hours on the phone with tech support trying to support 2003 server, and there personnel version (2009) is dam good.

    10. Re:The worst offenders by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I'm currently in the process of migrating from VSE 8.7 to Forefront Client Protection, the for-pay version of MSE.

      VSE is quite bad, since they want to upsell you to their Total Protection garbage.

    11. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that if your running two AV's they stomp on each other and nothing works. I have a malware scanner, NIS 2009 and then use the online web scanners at trend, panda, symantec, and one other I can't name right now to scan my systems "remotely".

    12. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is for ANY install of ANY norton products. It also gets rid of shared files and their registry settings.

      Not true. It WILL fail with a visual c++ runtime error on windows 2000. I have a support case open with Symantec on this one...

    13. Re:The worst offenders by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's really sad when the company provides their own removal tool. It works, but it makes you wonder why they don't just fix the uninstaller...

    14. Re:The worst offenders by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That is why I switched to Comodo after using AVG for years. Comodo works great on XP 32/64 and Vista 32/64, doesn't suck up a bunch of resources or CPU like AVG 8, has a nice built in firewall (which you can choose not to install if you just want AV, but I like having more control of the firewall) and so far seems to catch any nasties that I have thrown at it.

      So if anybody is still on the bloated AVG 8, give Comodo a try. You can tweak it to your heart's content if you like, or just leave everything at its default and it works great out of the box. It really is an easy to use AV without all the extra bloat. And having a native 64 bit client is really nice for those of us that have made the switch, although I can say their 32 bit version is just as nice and easy from running it on my laptop. So give it a try, and I bet if you're on AVG 8 you won't go back to AVG after using Comodo.

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    15. Re:The worst offenders by Icegryphon · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do realize that if your running two AV's they stomp on each other and nothing works

      No always the case, You can use and Online Scanner with no problem.
      Sadly they sometimes pick up things otherones miss.
      http://housecall.trendmicro.com/
      http://security.symantec.com/
      http://www.kaspersky.com/virusscanner
      Just to Name a few online ones.

    16. Re:The worst offenders by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Security Essentials detected several:

      - Adware: Win32/WhenU.A (Medium Alert Level)
      - Adware: Win32/ClickAlchemy (Severe)
      - Adware: Win32/ABetterInternet.C (High)
      - Adware: Win32/SurfPlayer (High)
      - Adware: Win32/NewDotNet (High)

      To be somewhat fair to McAfee, it did detect a couple coming from one machine, MWS and SmartShopper, but this was very late in the process, well after the user had reported seeing the FakeAV pop-up and (apparently) after the machine had been infected. Perhaps these are McAfee names for some of the ones listed above and my reporting was just slow, don't know.

      Also just for the record, we run EPO 4, Agent 4.0.0.1494 (as of yesterday, latest agent patch) and VirusScan 8.7.0i, Patch 1 (Patch 2 is out as of yesterday I believe, we'll be going to that soon). The so-called "Antivirus 2009" or "Antispyware 2009" and all it's variants have slipped past McAfee at least a half a dozen times in the past 3 weeks or so on our network. These are all domain machines, EPO protected, completely managed; it's not like we just have a hodge-podge of out of date titles or whatever. Go check out the McAfee forums, there are a few topics with people complaining about this as well.

      I'm with you, I'm quite concerned about this. But outside of going around to 300 personal computer's (that's for the "CPU" nerdrage above) and scanning them individually with Malwarebytes or MSE I'm not really sure what to do. I'm kind of hopeful McAfee gets their shit, or rather their DAT's, together and can at least start alerting me on these, so we're not completely in the dark.

    17. Re:The worst offenders by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Oh and just as a follow up, yes we do have the McAfee Antispyware module installed as well.

    18. Re:The worst offenders by EvilBudMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We'll if the AntiVirus software were to make it that easy to remove with the uninstaller, then a virus could do the same thing. The real problem I have is most of this stuff being a resource hog. With the corporate version of McAfee, you can't hardly do a save as without having to wait 5 minutes. I will be so glad when our licenses for that program expire. Maybe we will try Norton next, I don't know. We want it to work, and not be more resource intensive than video editing, you know.

    19. Re:The worst offenders by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Antivir. If "AV Comparatives" is to be believed, it has the second highest detection rate of known viruses (just below "G DATA Antivirus", but G DATA does not seem to have a free edition for personal use). It also is leaps and bounds ahead of the rest in proactive detection. Having used both AVG and antivir, the scan speed and resources consumed is far better in Antivir. It also has a linux version.

      One caveat, when using the proactive scanner, it does have a higher false positive rate. This isn't too bad if you know what you are doing, but for people that do not have a high level of computer skills it can make them distrust the antivirus and ignore warnings.

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    20. Re:The worst offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's typically another malware application or the user himself who has managed to tamper with the product in some way. Malware that manages to hack the antivirus application is intent on staying in the system and will go out of its way to prevent the product from being removed.

      A tool like this is usually intended to be used as a last resort.

    21. Re:The worst offenders by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      It's really sad when the company provides their own removal tool. It works, but it makes you wonder why they don't just fix the uninstaller...

      If you think that's sad, wait til you hear about the Norton Removal Tool Removal Tool

    22. Re:The worst offenders by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      If you want it to actually work, don't make it Norton...probably the most worthless big name antivirus I've ever worked with. Kaspersky has been FAR better in the networks I've installed it on.

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    23. Re:The worst offenders by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      Odd...I've had to use that tool to remove Norton from brand new PCs...are you suggesting the systems were shipped not only with useless antivirus but with a few strains of malware to go with it?

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    24. Re:The worst offenders by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Large AV suits face similar problems as viruses: They are prone to removal by their enemies. Ironically, they are each other's nemesis in this respect: Yes, malware tries to uninstall AV suits or render them useless. So what do AV suits do? They dig deeper into the system. Sometimes to the point where you, the user, are no longer sure whether the cure is more poisonous than the sickness.

      My solution has been to rely more and more on "no-names" in the AV biz. They often have surprisingly good detection rates while they're largely under the radar of malware writers, thus not prone to the defense mechanisms of malware.

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    25. Re:The worst offenders by symbolset · · Score: 1

      An app that won't uninstall, no matter what else it does, is malware. The cure for malware is to wipe and reimage. Don't try to clean a Norton install. The end user is better off with a new 500GB HDD that costs $70, a fresh OS, and their files on the recovered HDD than paying you for the extra hours of work to get their system into a "usable but known to have been compromised" condition.

      A system that's known to have been compromised must be assumed to still be in that condition until it's been wiped with DBAN or an equivalent tool.

      With posts like yours it's no wonder enterprises battle these monsters for months on end. It's really not that hard. The payload for all of this crud always includes rootkits you and any software you run can't see because they hook the OS at a lower level.

      Some enterprises (and I'm not naming names here) don't even know that they have to build their golden image isolated from any network, especially the Internet. The state of IT infosec is pathetic but you and your customers don't have to be victims.

      And don't put Norton or Symantec malware solutions in your golden image. They're vile. Peter Norton sues every few years to try to get his name back, or at least disassociated from these products, but as yet the courts still tell him "you took the money so sit down and shut up."

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    26. Re:The worst offenders by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The solution is to never allow a virus to have enough rights to do any major damage like uninstalling or breaking your anti-virus software. Running IE at lower than normal privilege level as Vista/Win7 does, for example, really does seem to help. We rarely see a Vista system as completely and utterly 0wned as XP gets.

      That brings us to the next problem, which is that AV software often can't completely remove the infection. The problem seems to be the reliance on detecting infected files, rather than trying to remove all the start-up entries and other hooks which either allow the virus to regenerate or cause the OS to malfunction.

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    27. Re:The worst offenders by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the removal tool doesn't work either. If you run it and the program window does not open the fix is to manually stop all the Norton services that are running in the background and then try it again.

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    28. Re:The worst offenders by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I will check out their corporate system.

    29. Re:The worst offenders by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I'd also consider Comodo's Enterprise Endpoint Protection. It's quite reasonably priced, with a free 5 seat demo. It looks like it's basically a managed version of their CIS product, which can stop most malware installs via the HIPS. Failing that, I expect Software Restriction Policies via GP would be a good compromise vs some managed HIPS app. AV in general is going to be worthless to stop stuff like Zbot and future malware IMO.

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    30. Re:The worst offenders by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      True enough for malware. Like someone else said, Firefox plus ABP seems to help properly trained people going to a legit site and then downloading and installing this stuff because of addsense and other adds that make their way to legit sites that way.

      I will check it out but most of the commercial stuff is pretty poor at stopping malware.

    31. Re:The worst offenders by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      It makes me laugh that recent versions of the removal tool make you solve a captcha to use them.

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    32. Re:The worst offenders by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's kinda hard to remove startup entries that are monitored by a virus currently running in the system. You delete it, it recreates it 2 seconds later. If you're comfortable with rolling stones uphill, have fun, but it's not going to solve the problem.

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    33. Re:The worst offenders by KitFox · · Score: 1

      It's really sad when the company provides their own removal tool. It works, but it makes you wonder why they don't just fix the uninstaller...

      Unfortunately, sometimes the uninstaller gets broken/deleted/blocked/etc, so can't do its job properly. Other times the uninstaller will leave the setting behind. Still other times the uninstaller encounters something that it doesn't know how to deal with because of damage to the installation.

      The uninstaller is the proper surgical technique to remove parts and still be "user friendly". The "Removal Tool" is the slash and burn and hope there is no collateral damage method.

      Could be worse... Trend Micro's removal tool will completely ignore a broken installation that is in the registry and file system, but not in the uninstall section of the system.

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  2. Pay For Full Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    It makes sence to make a virus like this. My buddy got one. It said you have a virus pay us $X for full version of Anti-Virus program to remove it. It was a real pain to remove as I remember.

    1. Re:Pay For Full Version by sopssa · · Score: 5, Funny

      It makes sence to make a virus like this. My buddy got one. It said you have a virus pay us $X for full version of Anti-Virus program to remove it. It was a real pain to remove as I remember.

      I know, I have naively installed Symantec on my computer too...

    2. Re:Pay For Full Version by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I've had those things pop up on Linux machines, and they report dozens of infections. Once, I couldn't kill the blasted thing, nor could I close Firefox. I had to go to the system monitor, and kill Firefox to regain control of my browser. Aggravating bit of nonsense, especially since I had several windows and tabs open.

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    3. Re:Pay For Full Version by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      It was a real pain to remove as I remember.

      SmitFraudFix.

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    4. Re:Pay For Full Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try opera for linux

    5. Re:Pay For Full Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      The best part comes when you start firefox again after killing it, it will automatically go back to the website you were on WITHOUT ASKING.

    6. Re:Pay For Full Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are doing it wrong...

    7. Re:Pay For Full Version by Pax681 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yups, you get a choice of recovering session or starting a new one

      not even a case of not RTFM but a case of not opening yer anonymous wee eyes!

    8. Re:Pay For Full Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to turn that off, you know. Navigate to Tools | Options | Main | When Firefox Starts -- choose something other than "Show my windows and tabs from last time".

    9. Re:Pay For Full Version by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Install the SessionManager extension to get finer grained control of such things.

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    10. Re:Pay For Full Version by Rick17JJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      About a year ago, a pop-up advertisement pretended to scan my hard drive remotely (without my permission) and then claimed to find two viruses on drive C and also spyware in the registry of my Linux computer. I have encountered those scareware anti-virus advertisements several times over the last several years while using Firefox and Linux.

      Typically, a window pops up telling me that their website has detected a virus and spyware on my computer. The website suggests that I let them scan my hard drive for viruses and spyware. When I try to close the window, a window with a progress bar appears, announcing that they are scanning my drive C for viruses. After only about thirty seconds, they have supposedly finished scanning my entire 500 GB hard drive and announce that they have found two viruses on drive C, and also spyware in my registry. That seems bogus, since Linux does not designate hard drives or partitions with drive letters and also not have a registry.

      The then asked me to purchase their anti-virus product, to fix the problem. Despite again attempting to close a pop-up and a tab, I soon had a pop-up from Firefox, asking me which program it should use to try to open a Windows file that ended in .EXE. Was that an attempted drive-by download of malware? They did not even attempt to make me download a Linux version of their fake anti-virus program.

      I have never heard of a Linux virus successfully circulating in the wild. But, they did give the names of the two viruses my computer was supposedly infected with, so I looked those two names up on a more legitimate anti-virus website, and it listed them as both being Windows only viruses.

      I have recently started using both the AdBlock Plus and NoScript extensions for Firefox on both my Linux computer and my Windows XP computer. On my Windows XP computer I have also recently started running Firefox sandboxed with Sandboxie. Hopefully, I will not be bothered by those fake anti-virus advertisements again.

    11. Re:Pay For Full Version by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      I realize that you may be fishing here - but I'll bite. What's wrong with system monitor? Granted, there are other tools that may be more fine-grained, and there are also CLI tools for the purpose. But, why don't you like system monitor? You're an old-school purist? If that's the case, I'll readily admit that I am not. I spend most of my time using GUI.

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    12. Re:Pay For Full Version by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC you even get a page that lets you select which tabs to reload so you can specifically not revisit the particular one that killed the browser. (Maybe that's just in the newest version or two, though.)

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    13. Re:Pay For Full Version by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Did you write all that as a joke?

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    14. Re:Pay For Full Version by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Use the NoScript Add-on, or any other that uses white-lists for running scripts. Best security ever, just deny deny deny!

  3. AV2009 To The Rescue by excid3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that Antivirus 2009 has protected me from emerging threats quite reliably.

    1. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note to clueless mods, Antivirus 2009 is one of these fake antiviruses, mod them funny, not interesting....

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    2. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um mods? This is a joke. It's a really bad malware that's almost impossible to remove.

    3. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by excid3 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't meant to confuse, but a quick google search produces lots of results only on removal. :)

    4. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      My sister got this on her XP system. She is pretty clueless but had never managed to get any malware on her system other than this.

      Took me and her boyfriend nearly 2 hours to clean it off.

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    5. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by kimvette · · Score: 5, Informative

      See my other post on this subject. Antivirus XP (and variants) can be removed by hand but it's a tedious process. Malwarebytes removes it VERY easily though. With some Antivirus ($FOO) variants you do need to rename the Malwarebytes installer filename and then the executable filename but once you get the process launched it will fully automate the removal process. IMHO Malwarebytes is the very best ad/malware removal utility at the moment, with Spybot S&D and Superantispyware being tied for a very distant second.

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    6. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by jmnugent · · Score: 1

      "almost impossible" = hyperbole Antivirus2009 is actually pretty easy to remove (relatively speaking, when compared to other modern spywares and rootkits). In fact, in many coworkers machines, if they hands-off the keyboard/mouse fast enough (dont click on any popups)... all you really have to do is reboot the computer. (of course, I still do scans with multiple tools just to make sure its clean). Using a combination of tools (Malwarebytes, Spybot S&D, GMER, NOD32 online scan,etc... I've found I can clean almost 100% of machines with no ill after effects)

    7. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Av2009 sucks! Antivirus 360 is the best scanner ever! and it's only 79.95! And it also came with a great product called File Fixer Pro!

      All my documents were corrupted, And this File Fixer Pro fixed them all for only $49.95! I was so relieved!

      I'm also hearing great things about "Antivirus Number 1" too. After all, It's Number 1!

      (Yes this is a Joke. Laugh, becaue you'd be surprised how many times I've heard something similar to this.)

    8. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Note to clueless replies and mods: WOOOOSH

      Are you aware that irony tends to be invisible on the 'net?

    9. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Note to clueless mods, Antivirus 2009 is one of these fake antiviruses, mod them funny, not interesting....

      Antivirus 2009 saw this thread as an emerging threat, promptly made that post and used other accounts to mod it interesting/insightful.

    10. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Mover · · Score: 1

      OK, Genius, How many people know not to touch anything and reboot? (Actually, you do not need to reboot, just open task manager and end the iexplorer process to kill it) Since most are conditioned by MS Windows to click on the X or the Cancel button, it is very likely that it will infect the system AND THEN it is a buick to remove. In the case of the AV09 spinoff rogueware named Windows Police Pro, I had to rebuild the OS (after backing up the data of course).

    11. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Spybot is not that good. Get the Google pack of PC Tools Spyware Doctor or maybe the new Security Essentials and use Spybot to augment it with its immunization tools.

    12. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Kaeles · · Score: 2, Informative

      Combofix! Go download it and use it. it will slaughter those stupid antivirus xp 200x and all that jazz. I want to make out with whoever made it.

    13. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by tunapez · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree MalwareBytes is one of the best Win environment removal tools, but I was having about 20% re-infection rate with these entrenched AVPro infestations that were removed by MB(& Spybot). I also searched system folders for dll's newly installed and installed "BEFORE the OS" to unregister manually, then running MB and SB S&D again, in SafeMode w/ Restore Points deleted/disabled. Honestly, after all that work, it is most times easier/cheaper to image drive, nuke/repart drive(in DOS or EXT), reload OS and re-populate data & 3rds.

      Oiyve'!

      I have always used Puppy Linux LiveCD to remove stubborn files, but recently started running Linux LiveDiscs w/ Kapersky or Avira to do all removals the 1st time. Faster, easier and more effective, so far. Too soon to tell if it's the silver bullet I'm hoping for. Recently found a cool aggregate LiveCD builder on gHacks that makes one monster weapon. Still collecting all the parts, hopefully I can trade my 48 disk carrier in for 1 jewel case or a USB thumb drive.

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    14. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      All I ever really use from Spybot anymore are the immunization tools. Since it can immunize almost everything it can detect, then running a scan is almost pointless if you set it up right to begin with. First swap hosts file for the one at http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm then run immunization. Sitting behind OpenDNS and that blocks almost all bad addresses/links without any additional processes on your system.

      I've never used malwarebytes, but Im gonna download now and look it over.

    15. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Thats not removal, thats called prevention. In the IT and tech support world, it is the almost impossible holy grail.

    16. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Combofix! Fuck yeah!

      That program's saved me a lot of wipe-and-reinstall jobs at work. It removes even the most stubborn self-repairing process-hooking BHO-installing rootkits.

      Whoever made it deserves a Mercedes SLK convertible and an expensive watch - the closest real thing to a FantasyGirlSexLand lifetime pass.

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    17. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yeah the fake AV is easy to remove, but the other malware it downloads is terrible...Yeah if the user goes hands-off, you can usually prevent infection by using the task manager to kill the browser, but there was a variant that infected via a Flash vulnerability and could even infect when browsing with Firefox, all just by viewing a webpage (the virus was being served through an ad).

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    18. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      you may also need to disable system restore, which will probably become obvious if you didnt

    19. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by jmnugent · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a system last week infected with "Windows Police Pro"... I was able to remove it in about an hour.... (not easy.. but also not difficult - just using the combination of tools I mentioned above).. and got the User back up and working. *shrug* I don't claim to be a "genius"... but I do have years of experience.. and I've been doing IT Admin/support for long enough that my intuition (about how a system is behaving) is usually correct.. and I can be pretty effective when I'm "in the zone".

    20. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by jmnugent · · Score: 1

      There used to be a time when I believed that...... but I've stopped. One of the biggest reasons why is I spent 3 years working in a K-12 school district where (as you can imagine) the resources were low (to non-existent) and the challenges/demands placed daily upon me were "impossible". I learned rather quickly that if I was ever going to hope to keep things running there - that I had to spend part of my time each day educating users about prevention issues. On any given day I would talk to computer-illiterate (and sometimes english-illiterate) users from Janitors and cafeteria workers.. to teachers (any grade K-12).. to finance officers, administrators and super-superintendents. All of them had different knowledge levels.. but if you adapt the way you communicate to each person, and spend just a little time educating them about how safe computing practices will save the School District money and make their lives easier----most of them WILL listen. The only things that are "impossible" are the things you've already made up your mind "can't be done".

    21. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      All I've used Spybot for over the last few years is immunization. It doesn't pick up nearly as much as Malwarebytes does, so it's kind of pointless. There are a few small things though that get through and Spybot picks them up, so I run a Spybot scan about once a month or so.

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    22. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by chucklebutte · · Score: 1

      Apparently you have never heard of Combofix and Dr. Web's CureIT!

    23. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the setup I've got. Kaspersky running live on the machine, Spybot S&D for immunizations, the avira bootdisc, and MBAM.

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    24. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by cyphercell · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been through about 20 machines with this infection or variants there of (av360, av 2009, av2008, etc). I'm guessing I lost about four of them, the worst of course were the ones where the user went all the way through with the install, assumed they were protected and let the damn thing run for months, updates and all. One of those machines I'd just like to shoot. It powered off and wouldn't come back on for three months, then "bam!" it's running again. I'm thinking that thing won't be safe until the drive is zeroed and the bios is flashed. But, yeah, some of them are really F*ing hard.

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    25. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by alhirzel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work for a computer repair shop, and we see AV20xx ridiculously often... We burned a CD with Malwarebytes 1.41 and SysInternals Process Explorer, and that's all it really takes to disable it, allowing for full removal. Make sure you rename procexp.exe to iexplore.exe and then kill the virus process, launch Malwarebytes and nuke. After that, fix any internet connectivity problems, install a trial of Sunbelt Vipre, then scan with both until clean. After that, do a final pass with the free version of PrevxCSI and remove files manually until it comes up clean. Viola!

    26. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by alhirzel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't make this up / isn't a joke / etc... At the computer repair shop I work for, we had a guy come in who actually purchased Antivirus 360 to the tune of $80. He also recommended it to some of his friends. Unfortunately, his friends work at a bank. It was a very messy situation.

    27. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing the fake AV variants is actually deceptively easy, though you can't delete the loaded (and thus locked files), you can actually happily rename them and then reboot and delete them.

      I find the easiest and fastest thing to do for stubborn malware is:

      Reboot to a PE environment (BartPE XP SP2 usually)
      Delete the obviously named (and often most recent) dlls in windows\system32\
      Delete the obviously named (and often most recent) drivers in windows\system32\drivers (if it's a rootkit)
      Purge the Local Settings\Temp windows\Temp folders
      Reboot, run hijackthis and clear the evil entries
      Do a quick load of GMER

      Great success!

    28. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Av2009 sucks! Antivirus 360 is the best scanner ever! and it's only 79.95! And it also came with a great product called File Fixer Pro!

      All my documents were corrupted, And this File Fixer Pro fixed them all for only $49.95! I was so relieved!

      I'm also hearing great things about "Antivirus Number 1" too. After all, It's Number 1!

      (Yes this is a Joke. Laugh, becaue you'd be surprised how many times I've heard something similar to this.)

      Screw all you posers. WinAntiVirusPro FTW!!!!

    29. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      I like Antivirus 2011 more, although it seems to use a bit more of my internet connection all the time for updates.

    30. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that Malwarebytes can get these things, but nothing else seems to be worth a damn against them? Lately, I have even found a few on clients' machines that Malwarebytes couldn't fix.

    31. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Pocket Killbox + your brain is the best malware removal tool right now. You can use the rest as secondary cleanup if you absolutely have to, and even then, I'd limit my subset to HjT, Combofix, MwB, and CWShredder.

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    32. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by kimvette · · Score: 1

      At times I have resorted to that but I make efforts not to. You might never have needed system restore, but eventually you will need it and regret nuking it.

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    33. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by symbolset · · Score: 1

      No malware can be reliably removed any more. That hasn't been the case for at least five years. If your system has legitimate malware on it, it's time for a wipe and reimage. Please don't encourage this bad practice.

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    34. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You stop laughing when you hear that from your boss when you return from vacation, especially when he pridefully ends the sentence with "and I rolled it out in the company in the meantime all by myself".

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    35. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      *Nods in agreement* - And I feel safe knowing it's monitoring my keystrokes, making sure they're mine and not anyone else. I don't care what it does, because it's magic and I always believe in magic.

    36. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, Spybot search and destroy used to be a good anti-spyware solution in the early days of spyware infections. In my opinion the whole malware paradigm has shifted in such a way that it is no longer, "viruses", "trojans", "worms" and "spyware". The bad guys tend to bundle it alltogether so the threat landscape has become alot more blended. The free anti-virus solutions aren't really a viable option anymore but in my opinion are a better than nothing solution. The two anti-malware solutions that I recommend people try out are: Sunbelt Software's Vipre www.sunbeltsoftware.com/vipre and Eset's Nod 32 www.eset.com

    37. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      , mod them funny, not interesting....

      "Funny" mod points do nothing for your karma. Therefore lots of people give "interesting" mod points instead as they give you a karma boost.

    38. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Linux has protected me from emerging threats quite reliably.

    39. Re:AV2009 To The Rescue by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I use an external hard drive and a small pack of six discs + some other tools. I looked through the options on Ghack and I'm putting a disc together right now.

      FWIW the tools I have on my external drive would easily fit on a 10gb thumb drive.

      My options are KAV, NT password, parted magic, and ubcd4win. This solution works for me because there isn't a lot of duplication of services. Also, I wanted to be sure everything fit onto a CD, that way I don't get to a system that can't read dvds and have all of my tools on a DVD-R.

      Anyways, thanks for yet another tool to throw in my kit.

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  4. Are we surprised? by Canazza · · Score: 5, Informative

    Adverts for these things get into legitimate sites all the time through things like adwords, even though they're normally taken off quite sharpish, they're still there. They still cause problems and numpties do click on them. The old IBK error keeps appearing. As long as people aren't educated as to how this all works the problem will remain huge.

    The problem with Anti-virus is that every few years a new guy appears on the block. First it was Norton, then Mcafee, then AVG, Kaspersky, and now whatever AV's the in-thing to use. There are new viruses out there all the time too, and if there's one thing that normal people are aware of it's that there are alot of viruses out there, and that your AV doesn't give 100% protection, so when something pops up saying "You're infected! Our AV will cure it!" they're likely to believe that their current AV is defective, because clearly this one spotted it, they download it and BAM! world of trouble.

    It's depressing sometimes, but gladly, I've not had to remove it from any PCs in a while, whenever I do I recommend they replace their browser with Firefox and Adblock plus (Not noscript, I did that once and I got bollocked for that a bit because 'using the web was too hard as he had to press buttons every site he went on', the guy was a real pleb but nevermind) - and ABP stopped all the ads, and thus, stopped them downloading and installing that shite.

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    1. Re:Are we surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that's remarkably consistent is that fake AV peddlers seem to be systematically not native English speakers. I can't remember the last time I saw one of their sites without some kind of typo on it. It my be worthwhile to train lusers solely based on that criterion. For a while, of course, until they're successful enough to start hiring real writers...

    2. Re:Are we surprised? by sopssa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The more interesting thing is the recent development in them - they've actually started to detect small amount of threats.

      Combined with that and the fact that they aren't a virus but seemingly legitimate software makes it hard in law point of view. By far the only way to have them procedured has been about misleading marketing, which is right. But for example I installed Norton Antivirus (or the quick scanner of it to see if I had viruses). It ended up being really hard one to delete, popping up its scan from time to time and reporting me about *tracking cookies* and that I'd have to buy the full version to secure my system. Only after that it would clean my computer. Obviously I know better than that and didn't buy it, but its somewhat the same marketing tactics.

      It gets more interesting when the bad guys have actually made their software to protect against some small amount of threats too. There's no law against badly working software or if antivirus engine doesn't detect 100% of threats, because none of them do.

      It's a bad problem, but theres also problems with the law about it. imo misleading advertisement should have larger fines than now - not just in scareware, but everywhere, because its about misleading the customer.

    3. Re:Are we surprised? by lenester · · Score: 2, Funny

      [blockquote]One thing that's remarkably consistent is that fake AV peddlers seem to be systematically not native English speakers. I can't remember the last time I saw one of their sites without some kind of typo on it. It my be worthwhile to train lusers solely based on that criterion.[/blockquote]
      wat r u talkng abot?

      btw usa#1!!!

    4. Re:Are we surprised? by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

      As long as people aren't educated as to how this all works the problem will remain huge.

      You're right; people need to learn how computers work. That said, I don't understand how you can trust ads.

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    5. Re:Are we surprised? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that native English speakers are actually able to notice this. Most people who are "literate" are just barely so. I'm sure you've read various message boards... hell, just Slashdot. Asking them to recognize incorrect grammar is a good step, but it's not a solution. Hell, on the flipside, I've seen many reputable businesses employing copywriters who apparently cannot write proper English.

    6. Re:Are we surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gets more interesting when the bad guys have actually made their software to protect against some small amount of threats too. There's no law against badly working software or if antivirus engine doesn't detect 100% of threats, because none of them do.

      It's a bad problem, but theres also problems with the law about it. imo misleading advertisement should have larger fines than now - not just in scareware, but everywhere, because its about misleading the customer.

      Well there is the possibility of going through the civil courts and suing them for fraud, false advertising, or perhaps even breach of contract (if they are selling a subscription). Even if the companies make a token effort to detect viruses, there could still be sufficient evidence for a civil suit that they never intended to provide a full-scale anti-virus software and any of that functionality is a cover for the malware. Of course there are two problems, first you have to know the real identities of the people selling the fake AV software and second only a large class-action lawsuit would concievably be harmful to them.

    7. Re:Are we surprised? by SBrach · · Score: 1

      It my be worthwhile to train lusers solely based on that criterion.

      Lol

    8. Re:Are we surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't necessarily need to click on them. Occasionally, the advert manages to completely replace the webpage you wanted to go to with its own fake "stop badware" or whatever page. Complete with a load of javascript that nags you when you try to close the page.

    9. Re:Are we surprised? by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      I do not know about your examples, but the ones I have encountered were all clearly giving totally bogus results for my Linux computer. In each case I was browsing the Internet while using Linux and Firefox. This is one example of the examples:

      I have never heard of a Linux virus actually successfully circulating in the wild, but despite that, here was this advertisement telling me that they had detected viruses and spyware on my computer. When I attempted to close the pop-up or tab, their webpage reappeared and, without permission, said that they were scanning my drive C. It even had a progress bar. That seemed totally bogus since Linux does not use drive letters for partitions or hard drives like Windows does.

      About 60 seconds later they said they had finished scanning my hard drive, and had found two viruses on drive C and spyware in my registry. Well, not only does Linux not have a drive C, but it does not have anything called a registry either, so their claims had to be bogus. Besides that, how did they supposedly scan my 500 GB hard drive in 60 seconds.

      They listed the two viruses that I supposedly had. I looked those up elsewhere on the Internet and found that they were Windows only viruses.

      When I refused to purchase their anti-virus product and tried to close the tab or pop-up or whatever, they tried to send a Windows executable to my computer anyway. I rejected the windows executable file they were attempting to have me download. Even after supposedly scanning my hard drive, they did not yet realize that I did not have a Windows computer, and were trying to send me a Windows version of their anti-spyware program instead of a Linux version.

      Below, is a link to an article which clearly demonstrates how bogus one one of these scareware on-line anti-virus scanners is:

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/22/anatomy_of_a_hack/print.html

    10. Re:Are we surprised? by Catiline · · Score: 1

      The problem, as I see it, is that the schools teach for testability: it's easy to confirm that you have loaded a student's heads with facts (like who was elected president in 1972, or the molecular weight of radioactive elemental carbon) when instead they should spend more time teaching the harder to measure, yet infinitely essential, logic skills that would let them apply said facts.

      Or, as my pun-infested brain likes to think of it: Schools should be teaching the trivium, not trivia.

    11. Re:Are we surprised? by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      Not noscript, I did that once and I got bollocked for that a bit because 'using the web was too hard as he had to press buttons every site he went on', the guy was a real pleb but nevermind

      no, you got bollocked because noscript is shit. Adblock is a blacklist that comes with a nice choice of subscriptions, noscript is a shitty whitelist that comes with no option of preconfiguring commonly required scripts, and to top it off noscript is written by an untrustworthy dipshit who has a history of trying to fuck with users adblock settings for his own gain and spamming his site with the daily updates.

      Browsing the web today with no scripts is akin to browsing with no images. Sure, it's possible but the experience is shit. I wish someone would put out a competitor to noscript that worked on the blacklist model, they'd take over in an instant. Can you imagine how much people would hate adblock if it was a whitelist and you had to add exceptions for every site you visited in order to see any content? Try it out, remove your subscriptions, add a block everything rule and start browsing the web. Then come back and claim that guy was a pleb because browsing like that is a pain in the ass. He may have been a pleb for other reasons, but he wasn't wrong about noscript

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    12. Re:Are we surprised? by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      NOD32, Avira, and Avast are popular now, as well as Malwarebytes for the less destructive nasties.

    13. Re:Are we surprised? by orngjce223 · · Score: 1

      (N.B. I'm a happy NoScript user.)

      The blacklist program you speak of? It's called YesScript, and despite your intimations, it has not taken off.

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    14. Re:Are we surprised? by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Take a closer look at what they are detecting. It usually involves a direct competitor or rival distributor of the same software. It isn't random by any means. That kind of software is specifically programmed to target competitor malware and remove it so their malware is in control.

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    15. Re:Are we surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you, I'll check out yesscript

  5. You've got virus! by oo_HAWK_oo · · Score: 0

    It's amazing how many people will respond to any random pop up message and installing software they don't know. We need to issue computer permits. You can't drive on the information super highway until you have a permit!!

    1. Re:You've got virus! by gnick · · Score: 1

      You jest, but I've heard compelling arguments for requesting that ISPs disconnect computers doing malicious stuff even if the owner is unaware of it until they clean up their act. I could even be swayed to believe that ISPs should be held partially responsible/liable for malicious traffic they're relaying just to convince them to enforce such measures. It puts an additional burden on ISPs, but where else can we stop clueless users from polluting our Interwebs?

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    2. Re:You've got virus! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I've been using OpenDNS for a while now, and am honestly bewildered why ISP dns servers cant do alot of the same functions. One of the best features of OpenDNS is it can block ips for known malware/spyware/virus sites. No reason that ISPs cant do the same thing. Take the whole Confliker thing. We knew where it was going to call home to, and by default OpenDNS blocked those ips. If ISPs did the same thing, there would have been no *need* for all the scare reports about what was going to happen.

    3. Re:You've got virus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure if ISPs (say Comcast) started hijacking DNS again because the site may be malicious most users of Slashdot would excoriate them for their unconscionable breaking of the DNS system's designed roll. I think we've been there before and that was just for sites that DIDN'T exist. Doing this to sites that DO exist would be sure to cause mass ire.

    4. Re:You've got virus! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine the phone calls after this happens. The ISP will be inundated with irate calls from customers and then they'll require assistance cleaning their systems. With the costs of having some geek squad newbie come out, they could just buy a new computer every time the ISP kicks them off the 'net.

      [John]

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    5. Re:You've got virus! by Hazard+X · · Score: 1

      But it would make site operators take better care in terms of the traffic they support. Period. As if they don't, they'd get blacklisted. Sending NXDOMAINs for domains that DO actually exist wouldn't be anywhere near as problematic as the reverse (what comcast and others were/are doing). Provided that the sides are in fact garbage (and they aren't just blacklisting certian sites because someone pays them to). Oversight and regulation of blacklisted IPs at the DNS level would be problematic, however it would combat botnets, adware advertising and the like fairly well.

    6. Re:You've got virus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the problem is instead of using 127.0.0.1 the ISPs CANT FUCKING RESIST making it an ad infested blah blah blah install our toolbar use our paid search engine shitfest.

      The secret is, some ISPs DO stick in bogus authoritative zones, but if you don't point it at self-serving crap, NOBODY NOTICES.

      I know this, because I have done it. My employer does not know nor does the senior DNS admin. There is simply a few empty zone files quietly sitting there with a wildcard to localhost.

      Keep the marketing fuckheads out of the things the nerds are fixing and they work remarkably well.

    7. Re:You've got virus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of disconnecting them; "sandbox" them with a firewall that only lets them use certain ports and only visit sites needed to "Clean/Fix" the system in question. Or maybe the ISP can/should supply such sites. Not hard to do and give the user some ability to fix the system themselves.

  6. Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone, ever, under any circumstances click on a popup ad? For antivirus?

    Who are these people, and how can I take their money somehow more legitimately?

    1. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Must be the same dimwits who see ads on the internet.

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    2. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone, ever, under any circumstances click on a popup ad? For antivirus?

      Who are these people, and how can I take their money somehow more legitimately?

      For a modest fee, I can supply her name and number. Last crapware purge netted about 400 infections. She has got herself programmed to click ok to close any popup that appears. Surprisingly few viruses, but a fine collection of fake virus scanners that insist on starting up and displaying a comforting splash screen at boot. And she was using XP.. No UAC.

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    3. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You could always make an interesting and realistic Internet Simulator that's supported by advertising.

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    4. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Some people should be restricted only to a Linux live CD like Knoppix.

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    5. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Some people should be restricted only to a Linux live CD like Knoppix.

      Tempting, but I put her on Linux last year after she wiped out her Windows install. Now she does all the same stuff, but the autoclicking has no effect. I didn't install WINE for her obviously.

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    6. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      For a modest fee, I can supply her name and number. Last crapware purge netted about 400 infections. She has got herself programmed to click ok to close any popup that appears. Surprisingly few viruses, but a fine collection of fake virus scanners that insist on starting up and displaying a comforting splash screen at boot. And she was using XP.. No UAC.

      According to your description, the UAC wouldn't have changed anything, she would have clicked on "yes, allow".

      There is indeed a class of users that will click on "yes" or "ok" when presented with pretty much any dialog without ever reading the text. "Start disk deletion ?" yes "infect all your files ?" yes "empty your bank account ?" yes
      While they're not the majority, there's quite a few of them.
      They're usually the same that are the bane of tech support, being unable to read text displayed in front of them or to click on a clearly labeled item. How they ever get to use their machine in the first place is a mystery.

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    7. Re:Developer needed - Pop-up antivirus, LLC by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      According to your description, the UAC wouldn't have changed anything, she would have clicked on "yes, allow".

      I wasn't referring to it so much as a security tool as a training device to create more autoclickers.

      There is indeed a class of users that will click on "yes" or "ok" when presented with pretty much any dialog without ever reading the text. "Start disk deletion ?" yes "infect all your files ?" yes "empty your bank account ?" yes

      Yep. I've met plenty of them. I still try to convince them that it is a bad idea, but no luck. No matter how many ID theft horror stories, lost work stories, or anything else, no impression. One managed to clck away a warning message on the only copy of her thesis.

      They're usually the same that are the bane of tech support, being unable to read text displayed in front of them or to click on a clearly labeled item. How they ever get to use their machine in the first place is a mystery.

      I think it's a mixture of disinterest and loathing. As far as they are conditioned, the computer is going to mess up any way, so may as well try to get it over with as quickly as possible. And perhaps beat the gremlins.

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  7. Norton by Krneki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Still I'd rather have a fake anti-virus then Norton Symantec or Windows Live Family protection. At least the fake anti-virus will let me use my PC every now an then. :)

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    1. Re:Norton by praxis22 · · Score: 1

      Actually I've never had a problem with Symantec AV, but then I've always used the corporate edition without all the consumer crud.

    2. Re:Norton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide your credit card #, the 3 digit security code on the back, and your SSN to the complete list. We will happily allow you to use it once in a while.

    3. Re:Norton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAV Corporate is extremely process hungry. I still run it, but people bitch all the time.

    4. Re:Norton by S7urm · · Score: 1

      "Funny"?!?

      This should be modded INSIGHTFUL!

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  8. Yeah, very very scary... by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Very very scary. Not.

    My netbook required an update to MacAfee ("free" from Comcast) because one part of it stopped working, and during its first scan, it started reporting a problem. Wouldn't tell me what the problem was unless I let it run for twelve hours to scan the whole system. I tried stopping it and looking at logs, I tried looking at logs while it was running, nothing other than the "ominous" 1 under "detected threats".

    Turned out that it was reporting the crack program that allows me to run Duke Nukem without the CD -- since the netbook doesn't have a damn CD and I own the copy of Duke Nukem. MacAfraid called it "a program you might not want to have".

    Phhhht.

    1. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by Krneki · · Score: 4, Informative

      A classic, they are more interested in stoping you using different no-cd cracks then they are in your security.

      Uninstall this crap.

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    2. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Turned out that it was reporting the crack program that allows me to run Duke Nukem without the CD -- since the netbook doesn't have a damn CD and I own the copy of Duke Nukem. MacAfraid called it "a program you might not want to have".

      I concur with McAfee. Duke Nukem was a program you definitely did not want to have...

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    3. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by GF678 · · Score: 1

      Depending on the version, you may want to try using DOSBox or eduke32 to run Duke Nukem 3D instead of relying on a crack. The game is old enough that no-cd cracks aren't really needed anymore even in your case.

    4. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      BTW you are probably better off using one of the modern windows ports of duke3D (which have had the CD check removed) than a cracked version of the old dos executable.

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      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
    5. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Since most cracks and keygens are malware delivery systems, it actually is about security. But still, uninstall that crap and use something that will let you set exceptions. And of course, Linux runs great on netbooks, and there's this...

      --

      Shift happens. Fire it up.
    6. Re:Yeah, very very scary... by Krneki · · Score: 1

      We can argue about the exact number, but they are mostly false positive.

      --
      Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
  9. OVERWHELMING SCANNERS!! by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    In interesting news, a fake antivirus has caused quite the riot with women in their mid-twenties. Due to unemployed data operations programmers trying to earn some money to at least pay their bills, they have created a fake antivirus much like Windows Antivirus 2009. However, this pseudo-antivirus program is smart and employs unique data mining technologies to determine which users are likely to be attractive women in their late teens to late twenties. These victims are then targeted and scammed.
     
    The women are targeted with an algorithm that determines how much proportional web browsing is carried out on Myspace, Facebook, email, and on online clothing shopping sites. By using a modified log-normal distribution, ex-programmers were able to create a model that determined which users were of the targeted age group 86% of the time and which were hot 49% of the time. With the statistical combination, the "antivirus" program learned which users were "hot women" and instructed them to sit on their scanners with their skirts and underwear removed, or else their computers would go up in smoke. As such the demographic is generally technically illiterate, the women have been doing so, scammers have been receiving really nice butt-on-glass pictures, and the scanners themselves--especially the ones marked "HP"--have been completely overwhelmed.

    1. Re:OVERWHELMING SCANNERS!! by xerxesVII · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My kingdom for a mod point!

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      "We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all." - Douglas Adams
    2. Re:OVERWHELMING SCANNERS!! by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      What a clever way to earn some $$$ AND get hitched!

  10. Major pain by zip_000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been losing this battle with the staff where I work; they just can't seem to understand that it is itself spyware and/or viruses. I've had to remove this crap from 5 or 6 computers in the last month alone.

    1. Re:Major pain by Krneki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Start with removing them from local Admin group for a start.

      --
      Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
    2. Re:Major pain by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. We've had to resort to sending out emails with screenshots of various Antivirus 2009 screens cribbed from ISC and other places. "Hey, see this? Don't click on it". And I know it won't do a damn bit of good.

    3. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Start with removing them from local Admin group for a start."

      I'll second that. Make sure they have no privileges outside their specific job description. If "Limited User" isn't good enough, go to group policies and restrict them there. Lock the user down tight, and he won't be able to run these scripts or install anything. No mercy - if you have to protect a dumbass from himself, protect him. You wouldn't let your toddler play in traffic, would you?

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    4. Re:Major pain by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      We do this too, we also randomly remove people who were in the group as well, to see if they complain

    5. Re:Major pain by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Laws of computer stupidity
      1) 99% of computer users do not know what they are doing.
      2) Computer users do not read.
      3) If a computer user can click on it, they will.
      4) You can patch software, but you can't patch stupid.

      Understanding the above when making your corporate system build will pay off in the end.

    6. Re:Major pain by cnvandev · · Score: 1

      It's undoubtedly your trusting & respectful attitude that makes your workplace a wonderful place to get things done. What ever happened to educating people about what the problem is with this software? I wouldn't go so far as to say start holding classes, but if it's a continuous problem there's nothing stopping you from sending out a mass e-mail telling them that there are fake things on the internet that people need to watch out for. Mention the extreme security risk, include lots of pictures and borrow a copywriter from Marketing for a half hour to make something people will actually read, instead of dismissing like "another IT e-mail," and you just might reduce some problems. Management & people skills shouldn't be just for the guys in the suits.

      Want a car analogy? What if AAA took away your keys and left you with the valet one everytime you locked your keys in the car, or your insurance company installed a camera on your dashboard to make you paranoid and start to do that check-your-mirror-every-3-to-5-seconds thing you did while taking driving lessons and then immediately stopped once you passed your test.

      Sure, it's your job to take care of the company's computers - and this involves keeping them clean and virus-free - but power-tripping with technology most people don't understand properly (or understand only as deep as they need to do their jobs) doesn't help anyone. Neither does a "no mercy" policy.

    7. Re:Major pain by EMCEngineer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, except that won't neccessarily fix the problem. I got caught by a drive-by downloader on my work laptop, where I do not have admin priviledges. I didn't click on anything, or agree to download anything. I merely visited a popular webcomic - then bam, install script trying to give me AntiVirusPro2010 or something along those lines. I got rid of it easily enough with MalWareBytes, but I couldn't even use safe mode to run HiJack this because I have no admin privileges.

    8. Re:Major pain by number17 · · Score: 1

      Want a car analogy? What if AAA took away your keys and left you with the valet one everytime you locked your keys in the car, or your insurance company installed a camera on your dashboard [slashdot.org] to make you paranoid and start to do that check-your-mirror-every-3-to-5-seconds thing you did while taking driving lessons and then immediately stopped once you passed your test.

      Its more like your co-worker uses the company and its you are the mechanic. Every he comes back with the car it looks like it was used in a massive orgy and car fluids are leaking all over the place. You start the engine to see whats wrong and it shuts itself off.

      You continuously let the guy know the problems hes causing but he is still going to invite the hookers into the car.

      How much of your time do you spend fixing things? The workstation is a tool for performing a set of work tasks. If they can continue to do their job with a "no mercy" policy then whats the problem? Its like putting a giant piece of plastic on the seats and when they leave the car it all gets removed. They can still let the hookers in but won't get things dirty.

    9. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I'll make a counter point, though. I'm not a people person. I don't hang at the water cooler to chat with people, because I just don't give a damn about the gossip. I don't care that the secretary's daughter's cheerleading team won an award, don't care that the forklift driver just bought a new motorcycle - I'm not a people person. I'm sure as hell not going to make some eye candy presentation to teach people about the hazards involved. I'm willing to send an email, telling them how stupid it is to install this crap, and detail how and why it's stupid.

      If they can't or won't learn from a simple email explanation - I call trump with my authoritarian mindset. I'm responsible for the network, which implies the authority to put policy in place to protect the network. Anyone who failed to learn from my email WILL bow to authority when he is locked out. I just don't give a crap how offended he might be. We can go together to the front office, to explain the situation to the boss. No problem.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    10. Re:Major pain by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, educating 9-5ers is impossible. They're just there for the money and don't give a shit how much work they cause others that take their job seriously.

    11. Re:Major pain by WraithCube · · Score: 1

      Went around the helpdesk where I work a couple months ago. Admin rights are required on all the computers for access to active directory and such. Only successfully infected about 2 machines before even the more clueless figured out what it was. It was easily removed with malwarebytes. Symantec had some issues with it though.

    12. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      At a guess, javascript is enabled. That's why noscript is so good, and adblockplus. Assuming you can't install Firefox, at least disable javascript in your browser. Set all of your security settings to high in IE. Hopefully, you informed the IT department of the drive-by, so that they know their machines are vulnerable. HOST file can alleviate the problem, just download some of the readily available files from the internet, and copy them over your old file. Hostess program is good for merging files.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    13. Re:Major pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So YOUR the guy in BOFH

      Maybe you assume too much authority. Unless they say explicitly its your neck in the noose when you lock out the person who is doing the boss, of course if you kept an ear to office gossip you might be aware of that.

    14. Re:Major pain by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wouldn't let your toddler play in traffic, would you?

      /me goes out to retrieve toddler.

    15. Re:Major pain by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Hey, breaking news! I found a patch for stupid! It works pretty well.

    16. Re:Major pain by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Admin rights are required on all the computers for access to active directory and such."

      BZZT!

      Access to AD only requires the *user* have admin rights, not the Computer.

      Try this (has worked wonders for us):

      Create two accounts for each user. One for day-today use, one for AD admin tasks. (Add AD in front of their username or some such) Secure their day-to-day as a limited user account. Lock the admin account down. Don't even give them proxy access or network share access.

      Create a shortcut on their desktops (to dsa.msc, or whatever) and right-click it. Under properties/advanced, set it to run with alternate credentials.

      Now, when they log into their day-to-day accounts, they can still open the dsa shortcut and enter i their "admin" account credentials to manage the AD, but now neither the AD account or their mornal day-to-day account will be capable of installing "AV2009".

      Seriously, try it.

      Problem solved.

    17. Re:Major pain by pyrr · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so quick to blame your users. Almost all of these fake anti-malware viruses seem to exploit flaws in certain outdated versions of Sun Java or browsers.

      Not to mention, the users have little choice in the matter once exploited-- and they likely did nothing to become infected other than visiting a website that happened to be infected. The AV2009 virus and others tend to hijack the system on a superficial, but widespread infection, flooding the users with threatening popups that they are unable to close and in many cases hijacking their browsers to divert most search terms that could be related to locating a removal or security tool to the scammer's website.

      I would like more details on how this is being spread. I've been battling it a handful of flavors for well over a year now. I suspect it spreads from "legit" websites that have had their databases compromised via SQL-injection attacks (as mentioned here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/24/mass_web_infection/ and in a few other stories on the Reg over the past couple of years). I have most of the staff here trained to just turn their computers off if they become infected (we have no choice but to use an outdated Java platform) or to run a scan to remove the virus.

    18. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, I can't mod you up. You deserve about 20 insightful points. "Run as" has been around forever, but no one wants to use it. Your method is pretty slick, I like it.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    19. Re:Major pain by CapnStank · · Score: 1

      Its funny that you say that because we used to do that "by accident" at my last job. 90% of our "contestants" never noticed by the time I quit and moved on despite their cost centers being charged for the increased support cost.

    20. Re:Major pain by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      Hey, breaking news! I found a patch for stupid! It works pretty well

      Ok I Reiterate. There's no Legal way to patch stupid.

    21. Re:Major pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the unwashed masses that you work with aren't concerned only with the integrity of your network, they also want to be treated with respect, and like human beings. The majority of them may have a severe lack of technical skill which needs to be treated with grace; in a perfect world, they would similarly address your complete lack of social aptitude.

      We used to have a guy like you in IT mid-management (at a big corp office). After five or so years, he was "downsized" in favour of a guy with 2/3 the technical ability, but who had the quality of not alienating the rest of staff or generating an unacceptable number of complaints to his superiors by coworkers.

    22. Re:Major pain by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I had your viewpoint many years ago, but along the way I discovered that most users don't care. Use your time and effort convincing management that the users' behavior has a cost. Once management understands the cost (even if it's a lost opportunity cost) they will create (or allow your dept to create) an acceptable use policy. Then implement the policy.

      We had users viewing, emailing and saving porn on their computers. We had chain emails. We had people installing screen savers and other third-party software. We had a lot of personal web browsing on company time, often to bikini or shopping sites. Users were going to YouTube and typing up all of their location's bandwidth. Users were getting infected because the Symantec AV was not good enough. When you find people not following policy, the first notice goes to their supervisor with a description of our policy, a description of the problem, and asking them to review it with the employee. The second notice goes to the VP and their supervisor. In some cases a phone call is made or accounts are deactivated depending on severity.

      Trying to educate users is a waste of time, you need either a carrot or a stick or they won't listen. GP is suggesting a less formalized approach; we found that no matter how well you lock down the user, without a formal usage policy there are always issues. Now people understand what is not allowed, and they understand they are risking their jobs if they get caught. The network is healthier, the total bandwidth usage has decreased by half, and we're not getting so many screwed up machines in our Help Desk.

      Implement the policy, lock the machines down as much as possible, and monitor the results. It simplifies everything. In our case, the technical side involved placing users on a Terminal Server, installing a web filter to block sites and content, and removing users from local admin unless absolutely necessary. We switched AV to Trend Micro and also switched to Trend for Exchange. The policy was explained and signed off by every employee and was made part of all employee reviews. There are no excuses now and everyone understands they are here to work not play.

    23. Re:Major pain by citylivin · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about?

      This is how you do it properly:
      Users get no rights on machines. they get added to a "domain users" group, and if you have common network drives, those get read access to that group. As for active directory, what part needs anything but read access for users? Sysvol, as long as you have "authenticated users" having read access, will get scripts fine..

      Any applications on the system which need write access to the registry by the user can be pushed with registry gpos or simply setting the registry entries that the program needs to "domain users, or everyone, full control". do the windows/temp folder and map their my documents as their home directory network share and you dont even need roaming profiles.

      There is absolutely no reason that you need normal users having any rights on the local machine. Its all controlled by network security in a proper setup.

      --
      As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy
    24. Re:Major pain by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I agree -- it's called an acceptable usage policy. Unless your department was charged with training the users, your job is to keep things running for the majority of the users, even if (and sometimes especially when) you disable or otherwise inconvenience a user not following policy.

      In our MIS dept, we are only 5 people (3 help desk, 1 of which is a network admin, 1 .NET coder and me). We oversee 300+ users, approx 40 servers and 50 laptop users, over 19 locations. We could not do all that we do if we had to train people or if we didn't have usage policies.

    25. Re:Major pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oops, you're "not a people person" but you got a job that involves dealing with people. Guess you're not really very qualified for that, huh? Better find a network no one uses to maintain.

      Also, protip: nobody cares about the secretary's daughter. We just smile and nod because if she likes us she's less likely to get an e-mail from us about network security and think "oh it's just that jerk that ignores us all except to occasionally tell us we're stupid. Deleted."

    26. Re:Major pain by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      I think that most computer users think of getting a virus the same way most people think about getting the transmission blown on their car. Sure, you can read up and learn how to treat your machines properly, or you can just use them, and get them fixed if they get broken.

      It's not about them being dumb. You can't blame people for treating machines like machines. They are just tools designed to make our lives easier. If we start treating machines with respect as if they were actual people, then we're just asking for the robot apocalypse.

    27. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice try. You attempt to justify the user's failure to train himself in a job for which he is paid, to my failure to suck up to that user, for which I am NOT paid. Utter phail. When you are paid to use ANY sort of equipment, it is presumed that you have the technical skills to do so. When you demonstrate that presumption to be wrong, then you must be protected from yourself. More, I have to protect other people from your ignorance.

      FFS, the workplace isn't SUPPOSED to be a day care center, or a group therapy session. Shut the fuck up, do your job properly, and let me do my job!! If you really need someone to stroke your ego, get a girl friend!!

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    28. Re:Major pain by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      Host files will not do anything for machines behind a proxy server as the request goes to the proxy server for the route to the site (which will end up being the name or ip address of the proxy server) and does not send the request to DNS. The host file method is great for home use (I use it myself and would recommend it), but for folks behind proxy servers in a standard business it isn't generally a solution.

    29. Re:Major pain by G00F · · Score: 1

      Better yet for small business or home is to use something like IPCop, setup transparent proxy and clamav, and also edit it's hosts file.

      But those things are a real frigging pain. I just re-install windows now days.

      --
      The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
    30. Re:Major pain by cnvandev · · Score: 1

      This is the same problem that teachers face every day. Teachers who give up and figure most teenagers "just don't care" aren't the ones kids thank later in life. Of course people are going to react negatively when you try and take away their YouTube. Let their manager deal with their lack of productivity in whatever ways managers do it best (or worst...).

      The problem is that there's a fine line between "keeping twerps from using up all the company bandwidth" and "administering draconian policies to get everyone to work your way or else". The only difference between the two is the discretion of whoever's in charge, and leaving it up to that person often has disastrous results. The answer is definitely not to fight from both sides until someone gives up, that just makes enemies out of both sides, when it's in the interest of both parties to be on the same side.

      For example: a common method to limit bandwidth is to block users from installing Flash and thus block websites which use Flash to stream content (YouTube, streaming radio stations, etc.) But then you run into having to allow access to people who want to use Flash for legitimate reasons. Or people who want to stream content in the background while working more productively (like listening to music at work)?

      If you're in IT, it's your job to make sure the systems work so that people can do their jobs better, not to hinder the systems so that people do their jobs worse.

    31. Re:Major pain by cnvandev · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that one, there's definitely a time when people need to have the authority shown, just like how you can't parent with a smile all the time. But if you're not a people person, their managers should be, and you can tell them they're compromising the security of the company, and they can ream ass on their employees.

    32. Re:Major pain by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      You may or may not be mistaken, with your first statement. I think the HOSTS is parsed before DNS or any proxy is queried. But, even if you are right, the proxy server can be configured to use a HOSTS file. The IT guy has to do this, of course - Jane User can't set it up.

      As pointed out by the previous post, there are better tools such as IPCop that the IT guy can put in place.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    33. Re:Major pain by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      Even when I did not clicking on it, or selected "No," the fake scan of my hard drive began. About a year ago, I ran across one of those scareware anti-virus advertisements on my Linux computer, while using Firefox. The advertisement claimed that they had detected viruses and spyware on my computer. If I remember the details more or less correctly, when I tried to close the tab or pop-up, their webpage reappeared and claimed that it was scanning my drive C.

      It then claimed that it had found two viruses on drive C and also spyware in my registry (neither of which Linux actually has). It asked me to purchase their anti-virus product, to fix the problems. When I again attempted to close a pop-up or tab, a pop-up appeared asking me which program it should use to attempt to open the Windows executable file which their webpage was trying to send to me. It also gave me the option of saving the executable file to my hard drive, or canceling the download.

      Still, the webpage would not give up pestering me, so I unplugged my Ethernet cable, then shut down my browser and then rebooted. Afterwards, I edited my hosts file so that the URL would be diverted to my loopback address, instead of to their website. When I then returned to the website, I did not get the advertisement again.

      I am not an expert or computer professional, and do not know if that would still happen with that latest version of Firefox and latest security updates for everything else or not. But, my impression is that "Don't click on it," might or might not be enough. Well, at least by educating your users, maybe you can keep them from pulling out their charge card and purchasing it, and then deliberately downloading and installing it.

      I recently installed AdBlock Plus an NoScript for Firefox on both my Linux computer and my Windows XP computers, at home. On my Windows XP computer I am also now sandboxing my default browser (Firefox) with Sandboxie. It also probably helps, that I almost never use my Windows XP computer on the Internet, and also do not use it to receive email.

      But anyway, here is something you might want to show your various users:

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/22/anatomy_of_a_hack/print.html

    34. Re:Major pain by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      P.S., as a clarification of what I just said. I did not actually "need" to modify my hosts file to stop their scareware advertisement. The advertisement was already gone by then. I just did that as an experiment, and then deliberately returned to the website, to see if it really did bock their scareware anti-spyware advertisement (which it did).

    35. Re:Major pain by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      Sadly, in the typical office this move would remove him from the employed group.

    36. Re:Major pain by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I think we're on the same page, so to speak, but there are differences in perspective.

      My job in IT is to keep systems running, period. I have one VP between me and the CEO, and the CEO says to keep the systems running, and keep personal crap off there. If that means taking someone off the network, disabling their account, etc then that's specifically approved in advance. Draconian? You are expressly allowed to do only the things we have spelled out in your job description. If you can't defend something as a business need, you shouldn't be doing it. Period.

      In our environment, we have (very) expensive T-1 connections between our 19 locations, and corporate VOIP traffic has to compete for bandwidth along with all the other required services. Sharing a T-1 with 10 people is only possible if we limit services to legitimate reasons. Streaming music is specifically not permitted in our environment simply because we don't have the bandwidth to allow it. You are allowed to bring in your own radio/MP3 player and plug it in to the wall socket (but not your computer), and if your job isn't answering phones all day then you can wear headphones if you want.

      As far as users go, when the CEO had to send out a letter to everyone asking them not to use our network for any personal use because it was causing widespread problems, and people did it anyway, people were disciplined including terminated. We have been as nice as we can, but when we get salespeople's laptops in for service and their home pages are escort services or they've got a hard drive full of porn and/or MP3's then we have a problem.

      Remember, it's not "your" computer, it's the computer assigned to you and owned by the company. You don't control the software that gets installed, you don't get to upgrade components, you don't get to download screen savers. When you start allowing that you have people with nude screen savers or malware screen savers (been there, done that). You truly cannot trust people to act like they're in a corporate environment unless you either watch them like a hawk or you have a very small number of people. We have more than 300 -- too many to fool around with.

      As far as the Flash goes, a lot of our online service goes through a 3rd party web portal and that uses Flash. It's a bandwidth hog on Terminal services but there's not much we can do about it -- it's a legitimate business use and we aren't currently in a position to force the 3rd party to change their page.

      So we focus on things that aren't legitimate, since asking users to comply wasn't doing it for us. We had to make some examples, and get a little nasty, and eventually even that didn't work. Now we just report them and let HR and their supervisors deal with it.

    37. Re:Major pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is NO way I can do my job 8 hours a day without frequent breaks. Maybe it depends on the job but mine requires a lot of thinking and if you turn off my internet I stop thinking. I do think porn should be clamped down on but once it gets to locking down generic websites I think that is too far.

      Also, i think it is an asshat move of your IT dept not to warn the EMPLOYEE first. The person may be like "holy shit I'll never do that again". Instead it has to go to the supervisor and be uncomfortable as well as placing a mark on his record.

    38. Re:Major pain by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Also, protip: nobody cares about the secretary's daughter.

      Ehmm, she just won a cheerleading award. Speak for yourself, will you?

      Btw..pics or it didn't happen.

      --

      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
    39. Re:Major pain by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I think the HOSTS is parsed before DNS or any proxy is queried.
      Hosts is queried before DNS (other things may be queried too depending on the OS and configuration, e.g. WINS and netbios broadcast name resoloution) whenever the application asks the OS to look up a name.

      So whether the clients hosts file is queried in a proxy setup depends on whether the application does name resouloution itself or leaves that up to the proxy. That in turn depends on the type of proxy and sometimes the configuration of the app.

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
    40. Re:Major pain by zip_000 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, I'm a University library's systems librarian, the user rights and policies are set by the main IT department - so I have no control of it.

      Ultimately, it is their responsibility to fix the machines, but if we wait for them, it takes 2-3 weeks, whereas I can get to them usually on the same day.

      Now I could change the policies on these machines - at least the users who have the most problems - but I'm not sure how the main IT folks would feel about this. One thought I'm entertaining is to install Deep Freeze - the software we use for the public PCs - on these staffers' machines, and just leave a thawspace for documents. I really hate being that restrictive, but I also hate spending hours straightening out their machines every month or two.

    41. Re:Major pain by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

      Credit shouldn't go to me, but rather to my IT group. I'd offer the compliment directly to them, but they already have enough ego issues. *grin*

  11. We need more severe penalties... by drew_92123 · · Score: 1

    Start chasing these guys down and giving them 10 years with no chance for parole... or better yet, look the other way when a mob hunts them down and breaks their knees...

    1. Re:We need more severe penalties... by oh-dark-thirty · · Score: 1

      Start chasing these guys down and giving them 10 years with no chance for parole... or better yet, look the other way when a mob hunts them down and breaks their knees...

      Unfortunately, that's unlikely to help. Most of this crapware originates in Eastern Europe, Russia being a prime source. Laws are lax and rarely enforced as long as locals aren't being targeted. It's been proven that AV2009 and it's ilk won't install if the setup routine detects either a Russian keyboard layout or Cyrillic language pack installed. This whole scam could easily be stopped by the Visa and Mastercard networks just shutting down the merchant accounts that are processing the payments. But as long as the chargeback rate isn't too bad and they're still making money, they couldn't care less if thousands of people get ripped off.

    2. Re:We need more severe penalties... by Orbijx · · Score: 1

      Hold it.

      So you're saying that if I rolled out a Cyrillic language pack to all the people I know, then AV2009 and its siblings won't install on their systems?

      I think I have to ask, [citation needed], since I can't find something that goes with your statement.

      I only ask because this is a curious find, and I think it might be interesting to see.

      Thanks.

      --
      One of these days, I am going to flip out. When I flip out, I'll be back in five minutes.
  12. Combofix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm posting to say: COMBOFIX. This thing magically removes Antivirus 2009 and 2010, even the rootkit versions that MBAM falters on (or that prevent MBAM from running, even in safe mode).

    http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/combofix/how-to-use-combofix

    Use it. Love it. Marvel at its simplicity, its beauty.

    1. Re:Combofix by SatanClauz · · Score: 1
      someone put this under the article pls

      I THANKFULLY found combofix about a year ago and its always on my jump drive now :)

    2. Re:Combofix by robinsonne · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Combofix followed up by MBAM has gotten rid of every fake AV I've seen.

    3. Re:Combofix by jlengomin · · Score: 1

      COMBOFIX is GOD!

    4. Re:Combofix by VoltageX · · Score: 1

      It will also mess with HijackThis logs, preventing human analysis of anything ComboFix misses. Run HJT first.

      --
      "Anonymous could not immediately be reached for further comment." - International Business Times
    5. Re:Combofix by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, how do you know combofix isn't installing some crap software itself?  Perhaps not right away, but configured to start up at a later date?

      I'm not saying it does...I'm wondering how all the combofix fans know that it's really legit?

    6. Re:Combofix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work with the author. This absolutely isn't the case, and I know this because I worked with the source code and contributed a little here and there to it (mostly bugfixes). Sadly, I left the scene because it burned me out. It was like having a second job, and I had no time for myself.

    7. Re:Combofix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use it. Love it. Marvel at its simplicity, its beauty.

      Only at /. you can see people talk like that about software.

    8. Re:Combofix by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      I believe you, but on the other hand, I don't know you from Adam.

      Really, my comment was meant to extoll the virtues of open source.

  13. They're well-written by kimvette · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those are some of the best-written software out there. No, really! The first time I encountered the more advanced ones, almost malware detection/removal software could detect them, and none of them could remove that malware. It was on a system for a friend where reformat/reinstall was not really an option (would have taken more time to do that) so I dug into it. It took 26 hours to completely remove the crap from the system - it had strewn source files through the Windows and System Restore directories, had several hidden processes which monitored process killing and file deletion and would modify, recompile, and reinstall multiple copies of itself again.

    A few weeks later Malwarebytes and Spybot S&D were updated and could easily remove any variant I've come across since then. The first time I hit it was a pain in the neck, then it was routine removal of it for a few weeks (a bit of time consuming but not nearly so much as the first time) and then it became a simple matter of renaming the malwarebytes and Spybot S&D installers, renaming the installed executable and running them. Ad-Aware couldn't detect them - and it's a shame. Ad-Aware is pretty much useless now. It seems that once they gained commercial viability they became complacent.

    The douchebags who write that software aren't stupid. Malware is getting to be extremely well-designed and it's a damned shame those authors aren't doing more productive work.

    --
    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    1. Re:They're well-written by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Those are some of the best-written software out there. No, really! The first time I encountered the more advanced ones, almost malware detection/removal software could detect them, and none of them could remove that malware. It was on a system for a friend where reformat/reinstall was not really an option (would have taken more time to do that) so I dug into it. It took 26 hours to completely remove the crap from the system - it had strewn source files through the Windows and System Restore directories, had several hidden processes which monitored process killing and file deletion and would modify, recompile, and reinstall multiple copies of itself again.

      It isn't that they're especially well-written... They may be, I don't know. The problem is that the mainstream anti-virus/malware stuff (like Panda, Symantec, McAfee, etc.) does basically nothing for them. You need to use tools like - as you suggest - Malwarebytes and Spybot. Of course there's some lag between when something new comes out and when definitions get updated... But that's always been the case. If you're one of the first infections of anything it will be a pain to remove.

      Ad-Aware couldn't detect them - and it's a shame. Ad-Aware is pretty much useless now. It seems that once they gained commercial viability they became complacent.

      Agreed. We used to throw Ad-Aware at pretty much any computer that came through our door. We'd routinely recommend it as a complement to whatever antivirus the client was using. These days it is crap. Not even worth the time it takes to download.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    2. Re:They're well-written by dword · · Score: 1

      I would like to congratulate the writers of that malware. I would also like to honestly congratulate you for finding the way to removing it in 26 hours!

    3. Re:They're well-written by pyrr · · Score: 1

      It might be more successful if they could only learn to SPELL and use proper GRAMMAR. This software is definitely cleverly-implemented. The extortionists' abuse of the English language turns what could be a successful scam into a comical failure.

    4. Re:They're well-written by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      I can remove it in about 10 minutes... boot from CD, format C:\ look, it's gone... so is everything else, but that way I know I didn't miss anything.

      Seriously though... for many of these FakeAV style viruses (incidently Sophos is adding between 12, and 30 FakeAV style detections a day) it's faster to nuke&reload then it is to worry about cleaning.

      step 1) Save user data to flash drive
      Step 2) nuke & reload
      step 3) (concurant with Step 2) scan flash drive on *nix box to check for any infected files hidden in user data-space
      step 4) replace data
      step 5) educate user

      for machines I have an image for the process takes about an hour, for machines I don't I can get a full enterprise loadout (with all approved microsoft updates) done in about 6 hours. Typically I don't use the same drive though. I have a slew of replacement - blank drives, I then hold on the the infected drive for 2 months before running DBAN, just in case I missed some data files.

      --
      I will not give in to the terrorists. I will not become fearful.
  14. What we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we need is a website that offers rewards for killing these people. Of course, it'll have to be disguised as a 'death pool' sort of thing, where people 'guess' when a particular person will die (and by what means)

  15. Re: Fake Antivirus Overwhelming Scanners by ahuger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That number in itself should not surprise anyone. Many threats which are using the web as their primary introduction vector are using server side polymorphism. The sheer volume which the APWG is calling out really only reflects that allot of people are downloading the rogue AV packages. Of course, given the nature of malware collections there is a very strong chance that many of those people already had 'real' AV which detected it, hence the sample being sent to an AV company in the first place. Of course crawling and honeynets will account for some of the sample set but not the majority. The assertion that this is only the tip of the iceberg is likely true given no AV vendor has an omnipresent view of the world but I am not convinced it's any worse than a plethora of other highly deployed threats. Bluntly, they are all out there in gut wrenching numbers. The rise in rogue AV is driven by the fact that it's gaining in popularity with malware distributors because it's a fast, proven revenue source. In some cases they may even skirt the law on whether it's even illegal. Remember, some of these things have rudimentary AV detection capabilities. -al Immunet Corp

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  17. Getting these all over the place by Girtych · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for a IT department here in California, and we get about three fake-antivirus-infected computers every week. Lately, the malware's been getting more difficult to remove- it's been hooking into system processes so that it can continually replace itself if part of the program gets deleted.
    Thankfully, we've found a fairly nice remedy that doesn't force us to wipe the hard drive. Don't bother with Ad-Aware or Spybot S&D anymore- they've become very ineffective as of late.

    First we hit it with a scan from Malwarebytes Anti-Malware, a free scanner you can download here: http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?tag=mncol

    Then, on the infected computer, we download and run (in safe mode) a somewhat obscure free program called Combofix, which is available here: http://www.combofix.org/

    After that, we run one more follow-up scan with Malwarebytes to ensure that the computer is clean.

    So far, this combination of steps has eliminated the infections that we've come across.

    1. Re:Getting these all over the place by Ephemeriis · · Score: 4, Informative

      There seems to be very little response from the traditional/big/mainstream antivirus companies.

      We usually install something centrally-managed for our clients, like Panda or Symantec. They do a decent job of stopping viruses, and it makes for less work for us... But they do absolutely nothing for these new rogue things. They don't get detected, they don't get blocked, they don't get removed... Nothing at all.

      You wind up having to actually sit down at the machine and run through a battery of individual scans... Slaving the HDD to another machine, booting into safe mode, booting into normal mode... Far more time-consuming than I'd like.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    2. Re:Getting these all over the place by Z34107 · · Score: 4, Informative

      ^This.

      I work help desk at the college I'm enrolled at, and removing this virus and its variants from student laptops is pretty much the entirety of my job description.

      I recommend running ComboFix first, because it will generally neuter a virus enough for MalwareBytes to install and remove it. If the virus keeps ComboFix from running, rename it to magickitties.exe - some kill AV processes by name.

      Anything more interesting than that, download the free Windows AIK. Make an image of the drive using ImageX. Mount the image (and the registry hives on the image) on a clean PC and do a scan on that. Reimage the PC with the clean image.

      Just creating an image with ImageX is sometimes sufficient to remove the rootkit portions. ImageX is file based, and the rootkit portions hide from the MFT. ImageX simply fails to gather the rootkit portion, because it hides too well.

      Usually, all it takes is 10 minutes of letting ComboFix run and 30 minutes of letting MalwareBytes run. Very slick.

      --
      DATABASE WOW WOW
    3. Re:Getting these all over the place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could personally kiss the creator of Combofix - it is probably one of the best programs out there for removing many of these, or at least helping you to get a handle on the situation. The person/persons who created it, I salute you!

    4. Re:Getting these all over the place by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      I love our campus laptop program for this very reason.

      If we get one of these viruses, we swap their hard drive with a preimaged one then clean and copy "my documents", "desktop" and "favorites" from the old drive to the new one, then wipe and image the old drive for the next person.

      This way we know the virus is totally dead, since so much crap these days rootkit your box right off the bat.

      There is viruses that nothing truly removes. My favorite is still TDSS. There was a varient that would reside in the recycle bin, rogue DHCP the network to spread (Which Bradford Campus Manager would block at the switch thank god.) and would infect a clean machine because it would add an autorun.inf to the system drive to rootkit explorer.exe, so Using My Computer on another PC and double clicking on the drive looked perfectly normal but infected the host OS. Any PC infected with it had to be touched with kid gloves or you would be wiping 2 machines.

    5. Re:Getting these all over the place by bfagan · · Score: 1

      Funny, but just a few weeks ago I had to remove one of these things from a friend's computer. His verical software provider had run Malwarebytes without success. I tried a couple things, but was only sucessful after booting with Linux and running clamAV, then booting in safe mode and running comboFix, then Spybot. Finally, it was gone. I confirmed with Malwarebytes and another run of Spybot.

      Total time 6 hours.

    6. Re:Getting these all over the place by kimvette · · Score: 1

      The ones that are truly lovely are the ones that patch the Windows Restore directory tree with binaries and source. Those are really nasty!

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    7. Re:Getting these all over the place by dword · · Score: 1

      A single scan isn't enough and you should scan your computers with multiple competitive scanners simultaneously. We need something stronger that can protect against many kinds of holes. Until recently, I've been quite satisfied with ESET's NOD32 and I had even considered purchasing a couple of licenses for home use, but their anti-trojan team seems to have taken a long break. Then, I realized: antivirus products protect well against viruses that look for holes in the software, not against trojans that look for holes in the brain of the computer user. Because everything is getting very social on the Internet, malware writers also focus on social patterns. Antivirus writers should also get with the times and they could start writing their own patches for Microsoft Windows and release them in their product. You guys could make it really big, now that Microsoft fucked up with WGA and everybody knows that patching Windows XP is a disaster if you have sensitive software installed. Yes, you would be doing Microsoft's work, but you would be getting paid for it, and I don't see any harm in that.

      Good luck!

    8. Re:Getting these all over the place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait! I thought the Combofix from Combofix.org was NOT related to the real tool and was just a malware group getting the jump on Domain registration. Did that get sorted out?

    9. Re:Getting these all over the place by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Until very recently, I worked in a computer service shop, and MBAM proved so useful that I purchased a license for the full version just to support Malwarebytes (I wasn't running Windows at the time, so the license was essentially useless to me). Well, now I'm back running Windows (I installed 7 on my laptop Tuesday night to get a good look at it before people start bugging me with questions about it), and I must say, the real-time scanner is nice - it's very lightweight (the service is currently consuming just over 25MB memory; about half of what AVG 8.5 usually grabs), and it's successfully detected a few test cases I threw at it.

            --- Mr. DOS

    10. Re:Getting these all over the place by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Stop letting your users run as local admins.

    11. Re:Getting these all over the place by Girtych · · Score: 1

      That's just it. They have to have local admin access. I work at a college, and the professors have to be able to install whatever specialized software they need to do their jobs (grading apps, SPSS, ArcGIS, Mathematica, etc.). I'd love to limit their access, but it's just not feasible.

    12. Re:Getting these all over the place by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you are licensing it properly http://www.malwarebytes.org/corporate.php because the free license does not seem to cover using it in the way you are describing.

      "1. Not to use this software for commercial use without proper licensing."

      You should consider donating to the combofix developers as well if it's benefiting your company so much.

    13. Re:Getting these all over the place by ascari · · Score: 1

      In a corporate environment desktop virtualization using a write protected "gold image" makes a lot sense. If a virus strikes, just reload the VDI and it's gone. The only "PC" you have to worry about keeping virus free is the "gold image"...

    14. Re:Getting these all over the place by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 1

      I've found that combofix alone isn't good enough to get rid of the latest ones. Even renaming it doesn't help. Anything that scans the disk gets killed. That includes combofix, rootkit revealer, hijackthis, malwarebytes, everything.

      I ended up having to use a linux livecd to just get the system into a bootable state (quarantine all the dlls and exes in system32 newer than the infection date), but still had the rootkit to deal with.

      I ended up using avenger to run a script to delete a compromised eventlog.dll and then used combofix to replace all of the windows dlls and clean up the remaing mess on the system that I missed with the linux livecd.

      Things are getting pretty nasty. It won't be long before avenger is stopped and then it will be livecd only repair. A version of combofix bootable from a linux livecd would be a killer app though.

    15. Re:Getting these all over the place by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Usually I wind up slaving the infected HDD to a known-good machine... Some combination of Spyware Doctor, Malwarebytes, Combofix, and Panda will usually remove enough of the infection to render it more-or-less harmless.

      Then I'll boot into Safe Mode on the infected machine and re-run most of those scans.

      Then I'll boot into Windows normally on the infected machine and re-run most of those scans.

      That normally takes care of the infection... And it's a simple enough procedure that anyone here can do it. But some of the nastier infections require an awful lot of work.

      For our clients that use roaming profiles and/or folder redirection to keep all their user data on a network location, it just isn't wroth the hassle. We simply reformat and reload. For the folks who won't do that, though, it's a pain in the ass. We'll easily spend the better part of the day working on a single computer.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    16. Re:Getting these all over the place by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      I also work at a university, and we are in the process of removing everybody's admin rights. I went to senior staff (who then went along with my plan) with the following arguments:
      1) Security; Viruses have a much harder time infecting computers if the user is running without local admin rights.
      2) Liability; Does your college have licenses for Mathematic, ArcGIS, SPSS, etc? or are your professors using their own license? if it's their own, are they using it correctly? (i.e. only installed on one computer per license) and more importantly, can you prove it if you were audited.
      3) "CrapWare"; we had people installing stuff (think free games) that was eating up massive support time, because it came with ad-ware/spy-ware/what-have-you-not-ware and we were expected to support it.
      4) forcing loadouts. We use sophos (and have been happy with it), but we had a small number of people that had uninstalled our enterprise version of Sophos, and had installed their own internet security suite. This cause all sorts of problems when it's firewall started blocking certain AD traffic, and other tools that we have on all machines.

      That being said there are some software packages that *need* admin rights. MS Great Plains is one, so our financial people have to have admin rights on their computers. I've also discovered that the Kodak Easy Share software really wants admin rights, right now I'm trying to find a way around that.

      the flip side is that we had to effectively guarantee 24-hour turn around on all software install requests (within reason) so far I've been happy with the results.

      As for the specialized software, try to get campus licenses (perhaps concurrent licensing for some of the more esoteric packages) and either install it everywhere, or (depending on your setup) have it fall under advertised software, so that if they need it, it can be installed automatically for them without the need for admin rights.

      --
      I will not give in to the terrorists. I will not become fearful.
    17. Re:Getting these all over the place by base3 · · Score: 1

      IOW, you're a power-tripping wannabe eye-tee network nazi who's about to get "schooled" in who really runs things at your college.

      --
      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
  18. frustrating as hell by Ephemeriis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What really annoys me is the fact that the mainstream antivirus products (Panda, Symantec, McAfee, etc.) do such a crappy job of dealing with these rogue antivirus things. Most of them don't do a thing. Don't detect the rogue stuff, don't disinfect it, nothing.

    Which means that we have to use something like Malwarebytes or Spyware Doctor to remove them.

    This is especially annoying for us... We're outsourced IT for our clients. We aren't there every day to take care of everything they need. We set things up as safely and securely as we can, manage it all as best we can, but we can't lock things down as tightly as I'd like because these folks need to be able to operate without us - installing their own software and updates, things like that. So it's only a matter of time before one of our clients stumbles into one of these rogue antivirus products.

    Does anyone know of a good, centrally-managed (like Symantec of Panda) anti-virus/malware package that actually detects these rogue things?

    --
    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    1. Re:frustrating as hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconding this. I buy it for home use, even though the free AVs are usually good enough.

  19. Disaster for Regular Users by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

    I got to fight with Windows Police Pro after it got onto my Mom's computer. It pretty much makes the computer useless. It even changed the file registration for .exe's and .com's. Luckily, after fixing the registry I was able to get Malwarebyte working and got things running again.

    My wife later told me about someone at work getting something similar. She asked what to do and I started rambling on about all the steps. She then asked what this non-techie should do. I had no idea. Find a geek or pay for one at Best Buy or something? It looks like that option would cost about $200! Maybe this is a good opportunity to buy a new computer? If I hadn't been able to help my Mom she would pretty much not have a usable computer now.

    Anyone have advice for the average (or below average) joe on what to do when they are stuck with this? What advice is even good to avoid this? Don't install anything from the internet?

    --
    Clovis
    ^ Clovis, look! It's that guy you are!
    1. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Girtych · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. Don't use Internet Explorer. I swear that most of the infections I've run into are from compromised websites using exploits that target IE.

      2. Don't install anything- ANYTHING- from the internet unless you know exactly what it is. Even then, you might want to run a quick scan on it. Most virus scanners add an option to the right-click context menu to make this simple.

      3. If you see anything saying "your computer may be infected" or something along those lines while browsing the internet, ignore it. It's a downright lie. Even if it looks legit. When in doubt, call a tech.

      4. In the event that you get infected, call a tech, or if you're brave enough, follow the steps I outlined in my previous post here.

    2. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      If you can turn it over to a geek for about two days (how long depends on the computer, some I can scan and clean in a couple of hours, some take longer), they should be willing to fix it for under $100. It really takes very little of my time to clean these, a couple of minutes to install software then let it run until it has finished scanning (maybe reaching over and clicking "ok" every now and again) while I work on other things. If I can work at it at my leisure in between working on other projects, I figure it takes about an hour of my time to clean it up.

      --
      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    3. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by jggimi · · Score: 1

      i>Maybe this is a good opportunity to buy a new computer? ... Anyone have advice for the average or below average joe on what to do when they are stuck with this?

      Buying a new computer will help your local economy, and of course, computer vendors. But you need not go that far.

      Your computer vendor included one or more methods for something called disaster recovery. This will either be a bootable Compact Disc, or, perhaps a special keyboard sequence to use during power-on. The end result will be to have your computer's data storage, including the OS and applications, revert back to an as-shipped-from-the-factory state. Of course, just like buying a new computer, it will have none of the data you put there since turning it on the first time: files, settings, address book entries, browser bookmarks.... all will be gone.

      For instructions, look in that drawer where you tossed everything that came with your computer. Hunt for your Owner's Manual. There will be instructions within. Hunt for the Recovery CD, if there is one.

      Obviously, this is an imperfect solution, but similar to buying a new computer, without the expense. In both cases, one must re-install all 3rd party applications, and restore configurations and files from a prior backup.

      Unfortunately, users who need to ask questions like yours have likely never taken a back up, and wouldn't even necessarily know how. Since Slashdot is not the place for such instruction, I recommend practicing your Google Fu, Grasshopper.

    4. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Don't install anything- ANYTHING- from the internet unless you know exactly
      > what it is.

      I'd amend this to "Don't install anything- ANYTHING- from the internet even if you know do exactly what it is." Because the sort of users we are discussing here, when they "know exactly what it is", are WRONG.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    5. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't looking for a real answer. My point is that there isn't one. The two people I know didn't have disaster recovery files and they lost their system restore CDs awhile ago. I was actually prepared to install a cracked copy of Windows as a last resort. Even if they did have that stuff, it is still just way too complicated to be themselves. I'm supposed to tell the to RTFM? That ain't gonna' help.

      Even advice from above is almost useless. Don't install anything from the internet unless you know it is safe. How the hell would they know it was safe? My mom claims she downloaded everything from "google". I couldn't get across the idea that while Google does have some of of it's own software for download, it is also a search engine with ads.

      I don't need "instruction" from slashdot, I'm just saying that this is a huge problem for regular users.

      --
      Clovis
      ^ Clovis, look! It's that guy you are!
    6. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The last Windows PC I bought made you create your own Recovery CDs. I wonder if anyone who bought it actually went to the trouble to do that?

      And the problems you mention are exactly why I break into a cold sweat whenever my mom thinks about getting a computer.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    7. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by jggimi · · Score: 1
      You did ask the "time for a new PC?" question. And it is true, vast numbers of people do this to get out from under a poor performing PC due to malware of all types, or even plain old Windows' OS-itis problem.

      For the next friend of yours that has lost, misplaced, or thrown away the Recovery Disc and the Owners' Manual -- well, manuals can be found on-line, even for PCs from defunct vendors. If the PC does not have a recovery partition, and a CD is required, well, they're available at nominal cost from functioning vendors. As you, the local go-to-techie-expert-they-depend-on, should know.

    8. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      The solution for "regular users" is to either pay someone to fix it, or buy a new computer when their old one breaks.

      My brother is 31 and I still can't convince him that he shouldn't use IE -- he says it's "easier" to use. Same with other family members. You have to let them get infected time and time again and refuse to help -- or get paid for it -- before they will bother to learn. It has to be painful for them so they will learn.

      To use a car analogy, if you had someone who constantly burned out their clutch, the problem isn't the clutch. It's the user. If the user won't or can't learn how to prevent it, you can get an automatic (buying a new machine) or keep fixing the same problem over and over. Fixing the clutch for free makes the problem worse.

      You can't educate users, so stop wasting your time. People don't care.

    9. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. So instead of regular users burning out the clutch (ie, Windows), they should be using a computer specifically designed to stop them from doing so. I guess that's the idea behind a Mac, and I guess that additional cost is probably worth it for those users. Shame about the lack of gaming though. Then again, you can play FarmVille just fine on a Mac...

      --
      Clovis
      ^ Clovis, look! It's that guy you are!
    10. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Try using a Mac. I use one everyday, and I develop for Windows. For the most part things just work. My time is more costly to my employer than spending the extra $200 it cost for my MacBook Pro than a similar machine available at the time. Since I got it in September 2007, 3 members of the MIS team have all had trouble with their laptops, and a couple have had to migrate to new ones. We're buying the corp HP laptops and they just don't seem to hold up over time -- and they're one of the better vendors. Hinges fail, optical drives fail, video card went out on one etc. These weren't refurbs either. Most failures occurred right after the 1 year mark. This isn't limited to laptops either, one developer has an HP desktop that he swore would be faster with a Raptor. The drive sounds horrible -- very noisy -- and because he couldn't get the correct bracket for the second monitor (low-profile brackets won't fit correctly) he had a raw cable hanging out of the slot until someone finally made a custom bracket with a Dremel.

      I haven't had any issues with the Mac. I upgraded to 4GB and have thought at times about upgrading to Snow Leopard, but hell it works why risk breaking it? Maybe in another couple of years it will be slow, but I regularly (daily) run XP Pro in Parallels and sometimes open a RHEL5 or CentOS 5 VM simultaneously to test something before pushing it into production. My rdesktop is faster on the Mac than in native Windows, my printer is faster (shared via CUPS over http), and if Windows crashes it doesn't affect my host OS. I have 2 screens active, and "Desktop Manager" gives me a virtual desktop on both, so I can have 2 rdesktops open then hit a key and flip to my XP VM and web browser.

      The aluminum case hasn't warped and other than a couple of small scratches looks new. Their plastic laptop covers are all beat up. My boss is reminded of the savings every time he signs off on a repair for one of their machines. I don't have exposed brackets or Frankenstein modifications to make something work. The $200 was well spent.

    11. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not always as easy as you say. I repair PC's for a living and see all this regularly. Yes - sometimes you just run Malwarebytes and/or Combofix and you're done. But many many times there are Rootkit infections that are impossible to fix while the infected OS is running. You have to pull the Hard Disk and remove the infections from a clean PC. Even then sometimes your effed because the rootkit(s) modify or remove critical OS componenets and then the PC will not boot. And just like that ... it's a data backup and Windows reload. I see this in about 20 to 30% of all infections. I deal with virus infected PC's about 10 times a week.

    12. Re:Disaster for Regular Users by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      It's dancing bunnies. Says so, right on the page.

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  20. Another +1 for MalwareBytes Anti-Malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know MBAM is good when the newest variants of this shit specifically prevent its installer and the application itself from running (unless you rename them).

    Whoever is responsible for this fake antivirus and security software should be killed slowly and painfully over a period of weeks. Like, torture them to near the point of death and keep a couple medical personnel on hand to nurse them back to health so you can start over again, and repeat the process a few times. And put videos of it on YouTube for the enjoyment of all of us who have to clean that shit off computers.

  21. Microsoft AV, Free Counterparts... by Xin+Jing · · Score: 1

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I use three different security programs to protect my XP pc that I got from Download.com: AVG Free, Zone Alarm Free and Advanced System Care Free.

    I'm sure there's some overlap in functionality and there's more stuff running in the background precipitating the need to run a ram monitor to watchdog the whole mess, but the result is that nothing yet has gotten through so I guess it's doing it's job. Something that hasn't changed with the free products is that there is a lot of user-approving that is required. I guess those are the equivelant of 'nag screens' that are designed to wear people down and get them to upgrade to the paid version.

    On the AV front what I find interesting is that several years back, I recall Microsoft including an antivirus program with it's OS (I want to say DOS 6 but it could have been Win3.1) that was displayed during the install screen slideshow. Even now, when I go into Security Manager in XP, it's very clear that MS has never filled this empty space with a proprietary product. Was a true proprietary AV in Windows product merged with OneCare? To not have seen an official MS retail (or free version!) of an AV product after all these years seems like a missed opportunity.

    1. Re:Microsoft AV, Free Counterparts... by jluebke · · Score: 1

      To not have seen an official MS retail (or free version!) of an AV product after all these years seems like a missed opportunity.

      There is this now. http://www.microsoft.com/security_essentials/

  22. Motivation by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is all the free market working against the unfree market. In a free market competitors work to make the best product to make the most money. Right now, that's malware writers, each trying to outdo one another and make the best trojans to get the most bots and personal info.

    In a free market consumers would buy computers best suited to deal with this threat, with defenses that appropriately reduce this threat to a small subset of their customers. But, since we have one player with a huge amount of influence on the desktop OS market, with huge influence on computer makers and other markets and who has built substantial barriers to prevent consumers from trying other options, desktop OS's are not adapting appropriately. Why should they if it is not losing them significant money?

    Trojans aren't some unsolvable problem, but for the most part they are a problem that needs to be dealt with at the OS level. Add on software from computer makers is only going to be partially effective. SELinux, for example, does a reasonable job of mitigating trojans in the secure workstation market, but has not been adapted to the consumer desktop market as yet because it requires integration on the part of application developers and there is no real motivation to do that. Linux and OS X desktops don't face significant levels of attack. Windows doesn't lose real money when it fails to defend against them. Why would anyone who understands the benefits of free market capitalism expect anything but to have malware writers win. They have direct, financial motivation.

    Seriously, MS could easily create a sandboxed backwards compatibility layer (they already have). They could easily require all software that did not have a proper signature and an ACL to run in a restricted sandbox. They could dump money into crafting a good UI for it and motivating developers by restricting access to new, useful APIs. The real question is, why should they, as a business, spend that money?

    I have a modest proposal that will solve this problem and a lot of other problems all stemming from the same cause. Break up Microsoft. Seriously. They're repeat offender antitrust violators. Break them up and give at least two new companies complete rights to use all the source code and patents and an equal portion of the human resources and capital. Forbid these companies from any nonpublic communication or any agreements they don't offer to other companies with the same terms.

    When you have executives at MS-A and at MS-B both realizing they have to do something to win sales contracts from Dell and HP and Sony and Asus guess what, they'll have to compete. Then their financial well being will depend upon which can deliver a better product at a lower price. Neither will be able to strongarm customers or people in other markets. They'll have motivation to fix the flaws in Windows and the accompanying software that people have been learning to work around for decades. And neither company will have to worry about antitrust concerns and will be able to bundle whatever crap they want including their version of IE. I'd be willing to bet if our justice department had the balls, the malware problem would be a minor annoyance in 5 years time.

    1. Re:Motivation by citylivin · · Score: 1

      The free market? Yeah that worked great for health care in the USA! What you will have is these two companies (or 10 or 20), microsoft-a and microsoft-b colluding together to shaft customers. Its easy for them to do that as they will claim that whatever shafting they do is an "industry standard" and thus get away with it. Look at cel phone companies and their "system access fee" for a good example of that. It doesnt matter how many for profit companies you have, they will never result in the best possible solution for the consumer. That is simply not the goal of a for profit company. Their almost legally mandated goal is to make money for the owners or the shareholders. What should be done is the government should build on linux or BSD and make an OS for the people, by the people. This OS would be completely free to everyone.

      The free market very rarely does anything altruistically. A good government (read, not the lobbyist mess that americans call a government, which is actually state sponsored corporatism) should have no problem producing a cheap OS for free. I believe there are a few countries which are already standardizing their desktops on free solutions. Take it one step further and they would release their OS and customizations to the tax payers who are paying for it anyway.

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    2. Re:Motivation by svendsen · · Score: 1

      And none of that will do anything to prevent users from being dumb and downloading anything from the internet and running it without a care in the world. Since malware/trojans/whatever will always be ahead of the AV/Security companies there will always be a newer and greater threat. Yes the OS might be made harder to penetrate/exploit/whatever. Let us assume that OS becomes rock hard and no malware can infect the machine then what will most likely happen is malware writers will just write stuff to destroy users data. The date (photos, docs, etc) is the valuable part of the machine to them and losing that (for most) would be devastating.

      Of course if more users move to an online application/doc repository (i.e google docs, MS live, whatever) then the potential damage malware might be redeuced to near zero (assuming the OS is hard as a rock so it can't capture key strokes and log into online applications/repository).

    3. Re:Motivation by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      And none of that will do anything to prevent users from being dumb and downloading anything from the internet and running it without a care in the world.

      Of course not, nor should it. The point is to have an OS secure enough that it doesn't matter. Let the dumb user run any old thing, but by default tell them when it's malware. If you don't know where its from, don't give it default access to do anything. Throw it in a sandbox or a VM and run it there. Unless they explicitly enable it to have access to anything useful, don't give it to unsigned software and throttle the internet access for it and be sure the user knows what it is doing when it does it. The point is to let the user do what they want, but safely without jumping through crazy hoops. Sure tons of users want to play the stupid game from the internet or look at the nudie pics. Make sure programs run just the same in a VM and out and by default let it run in a stupid VM with access to virtual resources and the user is still happy, but secure.

      Let us assume that OS becomes rock hard and no malware can infect the machine then what will most likely happen is malware writers will just write stuff to destroy users data.

      Why would you give unsigned software access to user data? How would unsigned software know if it has access to user data or if the OS is handing it junk data? Sure a user could explicitly enable some unsigned software to open a particular file by dragging it into the program or whatever, but the OS should also handle versioning so you can just roll that back too. Besides, most malware is for profit these days. How does that profit malware writers?

    4. Re:Motivation by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      The free market? Yeah that worked great for health care in the USA!

      Healthcare, military, police, fire departments, and several other markets are a poor fit for free market capitalism because of inherent bargaining issues and high risks for non-agreement. The desktop OS market does not fit into that same subset.

      What you will have is these two companies (or 10 or 20), microsoft-a and microsoft-b colluding together to shaft customers.

      I explicitly said they would be forbidden from nonpublic communications or exclusive agreements with one another. How would they then collude?

      Look at cel phone companies and their "system access fee" for a good example of that. It doesnt matter how many for profit companies you have, they will never result in the best possible solution for the consumer.

      The cell phone industry is not a free market either. It is heavily regulated and came out of the regular phone market, leveraging existing government enforced monopoly power. Besides, the cell phone companies are marketing to consumers. The OS market sells to OEMs with just as much clout and who can roll their own and OSS is an unkillable competitor.

      That is simply not the goal of a for profit company.

      Of course not! The whole point of why capitalism works better for many markets than socialism is that it harnesses the self interest and greed of companies. They profit the most by making the best offering in competition with others. Their incentive for profit and enforcement of our antitrust laws is all that is needed.

      What should be done is the government should build on linux or BSD and make an OS for the people, by the people. This OS would be completely free to everyone.

      It already is free for everyone. The problem being, it is not required to be used by everyone. Nor do I think that's would be a useful or justifiable intrusion into personal freedom.

      The free market very rarely does anything altruistically.

      If companies were altruistic, socialism would be ideal. Capitalism harnesses greed to provide benefit to consumers. The free market works, when it is managed to prevent runaway trusts.

      I believe there are a few countries which are already standardizing their desktops on free solutions.

      Some are for government use and I think it is a smart decision. I don't know any that mandate it for all citizens though, nor do I think that would be a good idea.

      Take it one step further and they would release their OS and customizations to the tax payers who are paying for it anyway.

      Are there any governments developing for Linux they have in use that aren't releasing their changes? All the customizations I know of are released already.

    5. Re:Motivation by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      It's not that it's an unfree market, it's more of a natural monopoly. Free market is not the solution to all problems. You are free to write and promote a new OS and take over the market but you won't because it's hard. Antitrust law is fundamentally anti-free-market so you obviously understand that market freedom has to be limited because of the human nature to take advantage of freedom. Leveraging antitrust law on MS is not a bad idea but it is of course a lot more complicated than that. I'm not sure about your proposed result but I suppose it could be possible. Alternatively, if software patents weren't such a problem maybe ReactOS would become a reality faster and implement some of the changes you wish for as a real competitor.

    6. Re:Motivation by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Unless they explicitly enable it to have access to anything useful, don't give it to unsigned software and throttle the internet access for it and be sure the user knows what it is doing when it does it.

      And so the user just becomes trained to click yes to every box that pops up without reading it, and we're back to square one.

    7. Re:Motivation by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      It's not that it's an unfree market, it's more of a natural monopoly.

      There are multiple definitions for the phrase "free market" in common use today. Some definitions require competition laws to be enforced while others preclude it. As we're trying to have a discussion instead of write a glossary for an economics text, lets ignore the semantic arguments.

      Free market is not the solution to all problems.

      NOTHING is a solution to all problems. Leveraging self-interest using economic competition, however, is a fundamental tool for technological advancement, one that is not currently applied to the desktop OS market or effectively to the malware problem.

      Antitrust law is fundamentally anti-free-market so you obviously understand that market freedom has to be limited because of the human nature to take advantage of freedom.

      I don't really think a discussion of individual versus agent versus societal freedom is on topic, but I get your point.

      Leveraging antitrust law on MS is not a bad idea but it is of course a lot more complicated than that.

      True. I was sort of hoping, foolishly, that a change in US government party control would result in actual enforcement of our antitrust laws against MS and several other parties in related markets but that hope was in vain. I don't expect meaningful change on software patents either. Without a fundamental shift to reduce industry influence on politics, things will continue as they are.

    8. Re:Motivation by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      And so the user just becomes trained to click yes to every box...

      If you present the user with a series of "yes" boxes your security design is fundamentally flawed. First, users should only be asked a question in the event that they have unrecognized malware or are running very unusual software from a third party that for some reason cannot sign their product. Second, if you completely fail to follow good UI practices and present repetitive boxes all with the same thing on them, then yes your design will fail, just the same as if you provide a firewall that can't be configured and is wide open by default. When you include crappy design features currently used as in Windows and used by the UI design community as an example of what should never be done as an implicit statement, then sure it won't work.

      Every button should be a verb, that describes a specific action and, ideally is unique to the situation presented. "Yes" is not an action and a user can read that button, click it, and have no idea what they've done, especially if you overload them with tons of useless buttons to press for no reason. If, however, they are presented with specific questions rarely, like: "Program "nudieparty.exe" is from an unknown provider and has not been reviewed for security. It wants to access your e-mail address book and start a server running on your computer. (Stop it from running and delete it)(Stop it from reading my addresses and starting a server but run it anyway)(Allow it to read my addresses and start a server)(See Advanced Options)". Well, that's a reasonable default UI with good choices. Not all users will make the right choice, but at least they have a fighting chance and good choices to make with decent info.

    9. Re:Motivation by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Fine, they'll click whatever button is farthest to the left.

      You're under the mistaken impression that users actually read messages. As a whole, they don't.

  23. The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by EXTomar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't it about time to start asking Microsoft to fix the system instead of installing additional software that helps cover up the flaws? The reason why they went with this is that it is cheaper to offer "feature rich environment" but cover the holes with "additional safety software" than it is to make sure the "feature rich environment" is correct let alone sane or safe. The weakness has always been the "additional safety software" part. If legitimate software can be "additional safety software" then illegitimate software can be "additional safety software" as well.

    Who validates what is legitimate "additional safety software"? The AV Industry? Microsoft? These guys aren't exactly impartial and at an abstract level represents a conflict of interest. Should it be left up to the user? If the user was qualified to do that they wouldn't need "additional safety software". This is a gigantic losing battle where we have long since pasted the point where we need more AV and UAC "protection" and start closing loopholes and flaws in the Windows OS and architecture.

    1. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      This is a gigantic losing battle where we have long since pasted the point where we need more AV and UAC "protection" and start closing loopholes and flaws in the Windows OS and architecture.

      The core flaws are the that Windows does not clearly provide the user with appropriate information on who is providing a given application and if that is a reputable source or an anonymous provider. Windows does not allow users to run software within a sandbox with permissions appropriate to the software, by default. Windows does not clearly provide granular controls and feedback on what a given application wants to do and what risk this entails. Further, when it comes to determining trust, MS has failed to make this valuable information a competitive market to motivate creation of the best data. Windows still has a lot of duplicate services running on average because MS insists on using proprietary services for interaction between Windows machines and third parties have to implement standards compliant services for interoperability with everything else. Finally, Windows machines still have a significant number of vulnerabilities due to methodological lack of an ongoing security policy for development (although this is improving significantly).

      I would note, UAC isn't a bad concept, just a terrible, terrible implementation with a user interface and default settings that make it unusable.

    2. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by lukas84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AppLocker fixes this in properly managed environments.

      But there is no way, for any OS, to fix "user willingly downloads malware and runs it".

    3. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by clintp · · Score: 1

      The core flaws are the that Windows does not clearly provide the user with appropriate information on who is providing a given application and if that is a reputable source or an anonymous provider.

      And that's a problem for a lot of users. Is Yahoo reputable? Adobe? Apple? They all install hard-to-remove adware and crashware as a side effect of installing something you want. Sony? You've heard the name, now install the rootkit.

      We've been three years in our combined household (teenager, gamers, and a developer) without any kind of infection. No virus scanners at all, just trivial network management and everyone knows what they're doing. Nobody runs as Administrator unless they have to.

      I would note, UAC isn't a bad concept, just a terrible, terrible implementation with a user interface and default settings that make it unusable.

      This is why I responded. I left UAC on my development machine at home and on my netbook just to give it a chance. And you know what? Once the initial wave of software installs are over with, it's really not that bad. I've had alerts pop up when I really didn't expect them ("I guess that /is/ an admin operation") and there's a couple of older programs that I have to "Run as Administrator" but otherwise it's pretty sane.

      Starting up though with lots of installs it's really intrusive. Granted. Perhaps a "grant Admin rights for 5 minutes" feature might be helpful. And it also helps to know that if X isn't working, try it as administrator and see if it works then. (Notably, Visual Studio remote debugging.) But for day-to-day use? It's fine.*

      * Disclaimer: I'm an old Unix administrator, and working day-to-day in a lower-privileged sandbox is second nature. Putting on the red pajamas for a just a few minutes seems natural.

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    4. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      And that's a problem for a lot of users. Is Yahoo reputable? Adobe? Apple?

      To some extent, yes. They are at least identifiable and you can sue them because they signed the software you're installing, as opposed to software with no signature from an unknown source. On top of that, there is no reason users cannot layer more intelligence from one or multiple sources that audit software for malicious behavior.

      They all install hard-to-remove adware and crashware as a side effect of installing something you want.

      Citation needed.

      We've been three years in our combined household (teenager, gamers, and a developer) without any kind of infection. No virus scanners at all...

      If you don't run a scanner, how do you know? In any case, how is this relevant to the general case and normal users?

      This is why I responded. I left UAC on my development machine at home and on my netbook just to give it a chance. And you know what? Once the initial wave of software installs are over with, it's really not that bad.

      The default settings and the UI are both atrocious. Even you had to add a disclaimer in your above statement. The initial wave of installs conditions users to just allow everything since it bugs them repeatedly about software when the OS should have the ability to know it is not malware. You can't ignore the user interface component of security software and not bother with actually testing it's effectiveness in the real world. UAC could have been useful, but as implemented it's just a way to shift the blame for security breaches when normal users behave predictably. Security isn't about finding someone to blame for security breaches. It is about decreasing their frequency.

      UAC is still useful for advanced, security minded users as a way to have more control, but it does little or nothing to benefit normal users.

    5. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by gemada · · Score: 1

      take away their admin rights and 99% of these issues go away. If they have some crappy program that doesn't run unless they are an admin, install PrivilegeManager (www.beyondtrust.com).

    6. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by fbwhrdpmtajg · · Score: 1

      I have seen a lot less infections of this type on 64-bit Vista systems so it may be possible that some flaws are actually being closed (such as drivers requiring signatures, a pain for those of us trying to use certain free software but a boon for users prone to malware).

    7. Re:The Flaw In "Additional Safety Software" by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I came here to laugh at the posts. I'm now a PhD student doing some pretty hardcore computer modeling. I use linux at home, and to run our model, and OSX to do analysis on.
       
      I've got a windows boot to play games on, but that's it for windows. And that makes me happier than I've been in ages.
       
      I really wish the rest of the world would stop using windows for shit that matters. It's far easier and cheaper to use something else. My non-windows OSes run like they're on fire, since I have far more hardware than is needed to run them. My single windows intall runs fantastically as well, since it's got no AV and no anti-spyware. I figure if I never use a browser on it, and just play games, I should be pretty safe. So far, that's working for me.

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  24. Best Apple marketing ploy EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your comment about the quality of malware made me think... Who benefits from these programs? What would cause a rapid migration from PC to Mac more than a rapid escalation of virus problems?

    My father has a Thinkpad running XP. I am the one who advised him to get this machine about 4 years ago. It served him well, except that he falls for social engineering ploys that are common in spam and virus infected e-mail. I recently spent several hours helping him get rid of "Windows Anti-Virus Pro". It was not fun; he lives hundreds of miles away. I was on the phone advising him on how to diagnose and repair his crippled computer. His next machine will be a Mac. One more incident like this, and Dad's Thinkpad goes on Craigslist. Something tells me it won't be long. I would convert the machine to Linux, but I think it would require more training time than I currently spend on his Windows problems. On a Mac, he would be pretty much self-supporting.

    Who benefits? And the stuff is high quality? Harassing the customer until he switches? This is exactly what MS would do to its competitors if they could figure out a way to pull it off.

  25. Practice Safe Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a 'Buntu.

  26. I blame Google by tirnacopu · · Score: 1

    This is in a big part triggered by our increased dependence on search engine, instead of common sense and stricter ICANN regulations, that would educate us to go to something like bitdefender.com or mcafee.com
    Quick case study: let's type "best antivirus software" in Google, Bing and Yahoo. First links, for all three, are not antivirus vendors but shady "review" sites like toptenreviews.com. Immediately on entry, toptenreviews tried to sell me their own "security configurator" thing. Also, all "buy now" links for the listed antiviruses go to interesting domain names like jdoqocy.com and kqzyfj.com.
    Check http://anti-virus-software-review.toptenreviews.com/ for yourself, or any other similar site.

  27. Seizing assets? by Dogbertius · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if anyone else has considered this: A legal agency let's this thing get installed on an isolated PC. They then pay for this trojan (ie: the extortionist fee for temporarily disabling the fake antivirus for a year), and, making good use of the powers they have, simply have the bank account receiving these funds or credit card payments frozen, the owner jailed, etc etc. Even if it's an off-shore account, surely the US could apply some pressure or invade.

  28. Linux is the best antivirus I have found by cenc · · Score: 1

    No viruses. Not one, and not a single Windows computer is permitted to connect to my network. I keep one copy of windows in one box. It is a cardboard box in my closet under some books and smelly socks. It has not gotten a single virus either.

    I do have to keep a frigen virus scanner on my mail and files coming from outside my network, so I don't simply pass them on to other windows computers if the files ever leave my network. It pisses me off that I have to waist time and resources on protecting windows computers that are 100% band from my office network, not to mention waisting resources on sorting spam and other security threats the all the bots turn out from those infected computers.

    Why is there not a class action law suit against MS for the damage their product does to those that are not MS customers (they should get their share too)?

    1. Re:Linux is the best antivirus I have found by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      No viruses. Not one,

      Out of curiosity, how do you know? If you had a virus, what in your system would reveal that?

      Note: I'm being somewhat rhetorical here, as it's quite possible you're one of the Linux users who constantly check your firewall logs and such to actually ensure their computer isn't doing anything undesirable. I'm not even suggesting Linux is insecure, other than to say it's just as open to viruses as any other OS.

      I just like commenting on the fact that the vast majority of Linux users who claim they have no viruses don't actually check whether they do or not.

    2. Re:Linux is the best antivirus I have found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, if anyone, the user (of the windows machine(s)) is at fault.

  29. Re:They said the old days... by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

    "Who will police the police?" that's what they used to ask, in the old days.

    The whole anti-virus ecosystem is amazing, come to think of it. It represents a point in our civilization where we started thinking nothing of fixing a manufacturer's product for them at our expense. When I re-image an old piece of hardware and give it to someone who can't afford a new one, I tell them to be sure and put an anti-virus on it, and they accept that as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. And having used Linux ever since my first computer, I'm the one left feeling that I was being Captain Obvious.

    So how long before people accept that they have to install anti-anti-malware on their machines too?

  30. All that fuss about Norton by postmortem · · Score: 1

    ... and less than 450,000 people have it?

  31. A couple more tools I didn't see mentioned by SatanClauz · · Score: 1
    PC-Tools Spyware Doctor - get it from google pack and it will clean for free!

    SUPERAntiSpyware - yea, this one sounds like its malware, but combined with Spyware Doctor its awesome

  32. Is a Hardware based OS the answer? by popo · · Score: 1

    If viruses change the way a system functions, wouldn't it just be safer to burn the OS into a chip?

    Seriously, I'm happy with Windows XP. I never need to change it, and MSFT certainly isn't maintaining it anymore.

    Couldn't we just burn XP to a chip and be done with the virus problem forever? Or is there always a need for external (non read only) files?

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    1. Re:Is a Hardware based OS the answer? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You could, and you could prevent some of the really nasty viruses that way (the ones that hook into your OS or even the BIOS). However, you might also disable some functionality (e.g. if you can't write a key/videohook, legitimate remote admin software can't install, and software can't monitor the keyboard for hotkeys). Plus, it's possible to do all sorts of nasty things without ever hooking into the OS (deleting or corrupting documents, sniffing documents for credentials, opening popups, etc.). Hooking into the OS just makes you harder to detect and eradicate.

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    2. Re:Is a Hardware based OS the answer? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      So boot from a CD.

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    3. Re:Is a Hardware based OS the answer? by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, how about the router companies like Linksys and D-Link installing ROM-based AV scanners onto home internet routers and letting users set the router up to scan all the PCs on its network?

  33. While I always advocate full reinstall by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    for compromised systems, one thing that works great in the cases where you can't is Process Explorer from Microsoft. It is a more detailed task manager so you can get more information on processes. That itself isn't useful. However, what it can do is suspend processes. You choose a process and there's a suspend option, as well as killing it. Well, what that does is allow you to shut this stuff down, but its watchdog process doesn't notice. It is still "running" it just doesn't get CPU time. So the main process can't stop you from modifying the system, and the watchdog doesn't know to reload it.

    You then can make use of Autoruns, also from Microsoft. That shows you everything that starts up on your system. Use that to track down and remove the startup of the processes. Reboot to clear the file locks (or boot to a live CD), and delete the files.

    I can get rid of all the malware I've thus far encountered manually using those tools and spending some time. We have to do it sometimes because professors refuse to let us reinstall, even though that is the best option, since I can never be 100% sure I cleared all threats.

    1. Re:While I always advocate full reinstall by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You can also set Deny permissions of the files the virus is trying to start at boot, once you figure out what those are. NTFS permissions are adhered to *extremely* early in the boot process, so this technique is really, really effective-- the hardest part becomes figuring out which specific files contain the virus.

      I wrote a blog post on how to use this technique to get rid of Vundo on an XP machine: http://blakeyrat.com/2008/10/how-to-really-get-rid-of-the-vundo-aka-virtumonde-virtumondo-ms-juan/ No reason this wouldn't work on tons of other viruses/malware out there as well.

    2. Re:While I always advocate full reinstall by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Give credit where credit is due. Autoruns and Process Monitor are from Sysinternals, bought out by Microsoft, who then removed all the free source code.

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    3. Re:While I always advocate full reinstall by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, how so? Yes, they were created by Mark Russonivich, who now works for MS. MS literally bought the whole deal, they didn't purchase the Sysinternals name and software, they bought everything, including Russonivich himself which may have been what they were most interested in. He wrote their official Windows Internals book and such. They took the whole thing, including employees (or employee in this case) and made it a division of MS.

      So while it is of historical interest that these tools were once from a separate company, it doesn't matter today. They are now Microsoft tools, and the author of the tools is a Microsoft employee. If people wish to download said tools, they do so from microsoft.com.

      I wasn't writing the post to give people a history lesson, I was writing it to let them know about useful tools, and where one got those tools.

  34. Try Moon Secure by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    http://www.moonsecure.com/

    Open source, uses the ClamAV database. Vista/7 support pending.

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    1. Re:Try Moon Secure by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      How is that any better than clamwin, which is the official workstation version of ClamAV? I use clamwin on my netbook and avast on all my desktops. Until recently I was using AVG but I upgraded everything to win7 and decided I didnt like AVG anymore.

    2. Re:Try Moon Secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ClamWin doesn't do realtime though right? What use is antivirus software that doesn't scan files as you install them? I seem to remember ClamWin would happily allow you to infect your machine, then later (if the virus didn't disable ClamWin completely) you could run a full scan to tell you just how badly you've already been hosed.

    3. Re:Try Moon Secure by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I know, and thats one reason I picked it for my netbook. I'm not really worried about security for it because I'm not downloading and installing alot on it, and its not htat hard to set up firefox to initiate a scan after downloading something. Just means less strain on my 900 mhz celeron :D

  35. Naive question by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Why do none of you people reinstall when you discover that a machine is compromised? You appear to be using the compromised OS to scan itself. That cannot be reliable.

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    1. Re:Naive question by pyrr · · Score: 1

      The type of infection in question is very superficial. In most examples I've seen, it doesn't even require local admin permissions to infect a Windows machine. Mostly what it does is loads its executable files and makes a mess of the logged-in user's profile, but it's unable to do much damage at the system level. Some infections seem to be worse than others, it probably just depends on what permissions the current user has.

    2. Re:Naive question by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Reinstalling is a pain. The "proper" way to clean an infection is by removing the hard drive, hooking it up to an IDE/SATA-to-USB bridge, and scanning it from a clean system. However, most people don't have the resources to do this on their own and would prefer to scan the compromised OS from within itself, when possible (may or may not work).

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    3. Re:Naive question by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      A easy way to cleanup an infected machine without using the compromised OS is to boot with BartPE or a Live CD and clean it up using that.

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    4. Re:Naive question by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > The type of infection in question is very superficial.

      I don't doubt that the one you see is, but how can you know that it isn't there just to convince you that the infection is only superficial?

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  36. Huh? Why are we trying to protect lemmings? by Torodung · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd make a headline change, sub in "users" for "scanners."

    If there was ever a clearer case of PEBKAC, I'd like to hear about it. This is like trying to wall off a cliff to protect the lemmings.

    If people will install random crap off the Internet without first reading a review, getting some word of mouth, and/or downloading it from a trusted source, they're going to get infected. Having an AV is useless if you're going to behave as described in TFA. There isn't a technological solution here.

    An AV can't protect people who don't understand that you shouldn't "fertilize your lawn with motor oil." This is the level of dumb we are talking about here.

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    1. Re:Huh? Why are we trying to protect lemmings? by jlengomin · · Score: 1

      Damn straight...

    2. Re:Huh? Why are we trying to protect lemmings? by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

      You are being completely unfair. First of all, many of those programs are known for installing without the user's permission. Secondly, they are rather tricky. They produce screens that are very similar to screens that Windows and Security Suites use. Someone good with computers will quickly spot the problems, but fairly intelligent people that just browse the web a bit won't. This is not just happening to knuckle dragging mouthbreathers or something. I'm sure there are subjects where you would look like an idiot too (Cars, Plumbing, electrical, etc.) We can't all be proficient at everything.

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  37. Honor among thieves? by pyrr · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the reason that most of the mainstream AV products fail to classify these fake anti-malware viruses as what they are-- viruses, is some sort of honor code that exists between thieves and extortionists. It's pathetic how the most expensive security products on the market today just refuse to expose and remove a virus that morphs into a well-known trojan when the user gives-in to the threats.

  38. No, they don't detect anything... by pyrr · · Score: 1

    The fake AV viruses simply have a list of "threats" they "found" to bamboozle the user into paying for the "service". All paying for it does is cause the threatening popups to go away. If you stop paying, it then threatens to reinstall all the (utterly nonexistent) viruses and trojans it claims to have found. It's all a fraud wrapped-up in a tidy package of lies. The only thing the extortionware does is detect money in your bank account and remove it as soon as you provide the billing details to the operators of the scam.

    1. Re:No, they don't detect anything... by sopssa · · Score: 1

      That used to be the issue, but there has been recent studies that have discovered they're actually detecting small amount of threats too and protecting the user from them - nothing close to what real antivirus software are, but they're doing it for plausible deniability and so that it's harder to get to them with laws ("no product is perfect")

  39. #5 of "The Six Dumbest Ideas in Computer Security" by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    The Six Dumbest Ideas in Security. In this particular case: "#5 Educating Users". A couple of choice quotes:

    If "Educating Users" is the strategy you plan to embark upon, you should expect to have to "patch" your users every week. That's dumb.

    The real question to ask is not "can we educate our users to be better at security?" it is "why do we need to educate our users at all?"

    I've already posted we need to stop blaming the user and start blaming the authors of the system (Microsoft). The problem isn't some PEBKAC thing where a user is clicking on what they think is AV software and accidentally ruining their system. The problem is that the system allows them to do it in the first place. A run of the mill, standard user shouldn't be able to this in the first place. Why is it happening at all?? What important feature is being provided by the OS by allowing user to do this?? Some feature of installing AV software so it can prevent other fake AV software from installing? This is lunacy!

    A meta-problem is that industry and environment has trained users to expect the OS to be broken in a way they need protection ("Oh look a new AV program that is 1000% better than my old stuff!") but that is another thread.

  40. Regular Users & Self-Inflicted Injury by swb · · Score: 1

    At a certain point, I can't help but reach the conclusion that "computers are complicated and require intelligence and technical experience to maintain." Many average users lack intelligence and almost all lack any kind of technical experience at all.

    And at a certain point, people who can't keep track of their system restore CDs and who don't maintain backups? That's not just lacking above average intelligence or experience, it's dumb along the lines of drinking and driving, buying something you can't afford, or having unprotected sex with a stranger.

    I agree it is hell for regular users, but perhaps the acceptable standard for most computer users is a system restore once a year, unless they get smart enough to not get infected.

    1. Re:Regular Users & Self-Inflicted Injury by argontechnologies · · Score: 1

      Hold it! Are you saying Unprotected Sex with a Stranger is bad? Shiza

    2. Re:Regular Users & Self-Inflicted Injury by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      I just run Linux instead.

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  41. Re:WTF's APWG?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    RTFA.

    Fake antivirus programs are multiplying at such a rate they could start to overwhelm the detection capabilities of signature-based scanners, the latest figures from the Anti-Phishing Working Group (APWG) have hinted.

    And yes, the summary should have included that. Using acronyms without defining them is a generally bad practice.

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  42. Don't wait to disinfect by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    I had one machine with Police Pro that I spent a shitload of time cleaning. The crap that it installed disabled Task Manager, disabled safe mode, modified shell classes, disabled regedit, and disabled anything that required administrator privileges. I had to boot from a Bart PE disk and clean the registry remotely by hand. Malwarebytes wouldn't install. And when I cleaned it up enough to install, it wouldn't run. By the time Malwarebytes would run, I had already mostly cleaned it. I'd like to cut the nuts off whoever wrote that junk.

  43. Idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't used antivirus software since Norton for DOS. Common Sense prevails.

  44. Re: Fake Antivirus Overwhelming Scanners by argontechnologies · · Score: 1

    I've actually seen one that, once infected, ran your antivirus program within a wrapper!

  45. My preferred removal Technique by argontechnologies · · Score: 1

    We remove the infected hard drive, then scan it on a linux box using five different AntiVirus/Spyware programs. Then we boot in safe mode back on the original machine and scan it as a running system. Some of the new virus / spyware programs are actually running the installed avg within a wrapper and not allowing them avg to see the whole hard drive. Really pretty well written if they could have gone unobserved.

  46. More FUD by pyrr · · Score: 0

    I'm not even suggesting Linux is insecure, other than to say it's just as open to viruses as any other OS.

    Well no, no it's not. Please stop spreading the fear, uncertainty, and doubt on Microsoft's behalf if you know better, please educate yourself more if you don't.

    Not all OSes are created equal. Not all default accounts that the system sets the initial end user up with are full root-level accounts which require no further authentication to modify any and all system files for the user or any processes that happen to launch under that user's credentials.

    Not all OSes are closed-source that tout the notion of security-via-obscurity. Yes, I know that's one of the red herrings that Microsofties try to claim that gives Linux a security edge due to its smaller portion of desktop marketshare, but nothing is more obscure than source code that only a handful of people can see and understand its flaws. Microsoft seems to think that this is somehow more secure than open source code that has all of its flaws bared to the light of day since it was in development. But Microsoft's closed-source philosophy is obviously quite a failed model in light of how many people are able to discover flaws in it and exploit it anyway, leaving Microsoft either denying there's a problem or rushing out a fix. Sucks to be you if you're one of the people who gets infected after some ne'er-do-well discovers a flaw but before the programmers at Microsoft figure out how to fix it, because they're the only ones who can fix it for you under almost all circumstances.

    Not all OSes deny you the ability to patch your computer against security vulnerabilities and other flaws that have been discovered since it was released simply because you didn't pay for them or they merely *think* you didn't pay for them.

    Linux does a much better job at isolating system space from userspace. Linux was developed under the assumption that it would be attacked from all sides, so it made sure to harden and protect its vital components from the everyday users. Linux is open source, so anyone can see what's wrong with it and fix it and submit their repair for the developers to review and release...and they generally seem to do so before a black hat finds and exploits the flaw. The good folks who release distributions and manage repositories don't care if you paid for Linux or not...you can fix or even upgrade your system whether or not you have the "Genuine (dis)Advantage".

    1. Re:More FUD by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Well no, no it's not. Please stop spreading the fear, uncertainty, and doubt on Microsoft's behalf if you know better, please educate yourself more if you don't.

      It's not FUD if it's true.

      Not all default accounts that the system sets the initial end user up with are full root-level accounts which require no further authentication to modify any and all system files for the user or any processes that happen to launch under that user's credentials.

      Yah; I'm talking about the *current* version of Windows, not the version that shipped almost a decade ago. Comparing 2009 Linux to 2001 Windows, now that's some FUD!

      Not all OSes are closed-source that tout the notion of security-via-obscurity. Yes, I know that's one of the red herrings that Microsofties try to claim that gives Linux a security edge due to its smaller portion of desktop marketshare, but nothing is more obscure than source code that only a handful of people can see and understand its flaws. Microsoft seems to think that this is somehow more secure than open source code that has all of its flaws bared to the light of day since it was in development. But Microsoft's closed-source philosophy is obviously quite a failed model in light of how many people are able to discover flaws in it and exploit it anyway, leaving Microsoft either denying there's a problem or rushing out a fix. Sucks to be you if you're one of the people who gets infected after some ne'er-do-well discovers a flaw but before the programmers at Microsoft figure out how to fix it, because they're the only ones who can fix it for you under almost all circumstances.

      As far as I can tell, this long, poorly-written rant equates to "open source is better for security." I don't see any actual evidence presented, though.

      Not all OSes deny you the ability to patch your computer against security vulnerabilities and other flaws that have been discovered since it was released simply because you didn't pay for them or they merely *think* you didn't pay for them.

      Except you can patch Windows versions, even if they aren't activated. More FUD!

      Linux does a much better job at isolating system space from userspace.

      How so? Saying don't make it so.

      Look, obviously you foam-at-the-mouth hate Microsoft. Fine. You're welcome to your opinions. But if you're going to complain about FUD, it might make you look like less of a moron if your response didn't contain metric assloads of FUD. Just FYI for next time.

    2. Re:More FUD by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 0

      So after typing all that drivel, you didn't even answer his question. How do you know if you have a virus on Linux?

      Linux does a much better job at isolating system space from userspace.

      Not exactly true. Even with 'root' credentials things like ioperm() are impossible on windows. You have to write that in kernel mode which means on 64bit windows atleast, you can only run digitally signed code.

      You haven't stated what you mean by that anyway. "isolating system space from userspace" is done in every modern OS.

      Linux was developed under the assumption that it would be attacked from all sides, so it made sure to harden and protect its vital components from the everyday users.

      What does this mean? Love conquers all? Anymore platitudes from you? State technical facts please..

    3. Re:More FUD by pyrr · · Score: 1

      It's not FUD if it's true.

      One small problem there, bud. It's not true. You see, security is one of those things you can never prove, since it's not really possible to prove a negative. You can just do the best you can and look at results. and hope that nobody proves you wrong. HOWEVER, if you're going to make vague rhetorical remarks about the potential for proving security to be lacking, well that's FUD. You're catering to fears that you have not demonstrated have any basis in reality. You're attempting to sow uncertainty and doubts where you simply haven't made your case.

      In order to MAKE it true and not just be another FUD spreader, you need to do just one simple thing...prove a compelling positive. I would like to hear you make a case for a virus, in the wild, that affects Linux. Just one. I took the bait once. Back atcha kid, it's your turn to demonstrate how your statements have any basis in reality.

      I'll just point out that this article was about XP being infected, Yes, it's stale and 8 years old, but whether you appreciate this fact or not, it's still the face of Microsoft Windows as far as the computing public are concerned. Security flaws and all. The vulnerability/severity/patching-delay stats that are published all over the web tell the tale of which OSes are the most secure (for whatever reasons) and are patched the fastest when a vulnerability does come to light. And for fun, here's an interesting little research project some folks did to see how all the then-current OSes fared, including popular Linux & Unix flavors, Windows Vista Ultimate, and Mac OS X. If the results surprise you, you probably have more to learn about what elements of design make an OS secure...or not. http://www.omninerd.com/articles/2006_Operating_System_Vulnerability_Summary

  47. Latest incarnation: Antivirus Pro 2010 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have always been pretty smug about malware, believing that because I kept Windows patched, used a legit, constantly updated, copy of McAfee, normally use Opera (use IE only for sites that don't accept Opera, run with ActiveX disable, etc.) don't visit the digital whorehouses, and generally practiced safe hex, I was too smart to get malware â" that malware was something that only happened to the clueless. Last Monday while browsing in IE I got a pop-up notification from "MS Windows Operating System" (yeah, right!) that my computer was infected: the windows showed a fake scan constantly finding malware, and a button to download Antivirus Pro 2010 to remove these infections. Clearly I was nowhere near as smart as I imagined myself, but still nowhere stupid enuf to click on that! The popup was followed by a McAfee detection and removal of three viral items in a new folder "/Program Files/Antivirus Pro 2010". I didnâ(TM)t download anything or do anything but visit a couple of sites in IE. Iâ(TM)m not sure which was the guilty site so I wonâ(TM)t cast aspersions on anything but IE. (I note that last Tuesdayâ(TM)s MS critical update had two patches for stuph that âoecould allow a web site to execute arbitrary code just by visiting the site.â *&^%$#@!)
    Knowing what to look for, I deleted the new folder, plus a couple of dozen registry entries referencing âoeAntivirus Pro 2010â, rebooted, but it was back â" clearly the mothership was well hidden. Google located a recommendation for Malwarebytes Antimalware which did the job, even via simply D/Ling and installing on the infected computer. Good stuph. Iâ(TM)ll lose MaAfee (which was supplied for home use by my big-three DoD contractor employer.) Iâ(TM)ve also installed Firefox (been meaning to do for a while, but as a long-time Opera user and old dog resistant to new tricksâ¦)
    I gotta maintain Windows on two of my four home machines for compatibility with outsiders (my wife does environmental consulting from the house) but damn, couldnâ(TM)t MS offer a version of Windows without all those damn automagical âoefeaturesâ that do stuph behind your back?

  48. The Linux antivirus tools are best ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that Mandriva Linux 2010, or failing that any of the other Antivirus tools known under various other Linux names work flawlessly. If you have unprotected sex with a prostitute, you may not get what you paid for, but you can expect to get a virus.

  49. Comodo AV by xenoc_1 · · Score: 1

    I've been using Comodo AV for about a year, as part of their Comodo Internet Security, on several machines. It works ok, but does have a higher-than-average number of False Positives. To the extent that there's a False Positives section of their forum. I also find their HIPS "Defense Plus" more annoying than it should be, sometimes alerting after I've told it a program was OK and it should remember my choice.

    But it is quite lightweight, and does the job. Price is right. Also nice to that it is not bloated with "Parental Control", "Privacy Protection", "Anti-Spam" and all kinds of other cruft.

    1. Re:Comodo AV by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well I actually think it being a little extra paranoid (the false positives) is a good thing. Unlike some others that have blocked certain parts of Windows from actually functioning with false positives Comodo leaves the final say to ME, which IMNSHO is 1000 times better than Norton going "tra la la la la" while completely ignoring viruses unless you practically rub its nose in them like a puppy with a piddling in the carpet. With Comodo I get a "we're not quite sure what xxxx.xxx is. Do you want to allow it?" and a quick check to Google if I don't recognize it lets me set the appropriate response.

      And I have found its learning curve to be rather quick and painless, enough that I have given it to several customers and not had complaint one. Once it "learns" what apps they are gonna be using (which they usually give me discs and I install for them) it quickly quiets down, only popping up to ask a question if something new comes up.

      So all in all I would have to give it a thumbs up. As you said the price is right, I don't have to worry about it expiring which is the source of some many infected Dells and HPs that come across my desk that it ain't even funny, it is low resource and CPU, low enough in fact that this 733MHz with 384Mb of RAM former XP Office machine I'm typing this on runs it quite well without difficulty, and most importantly to me gives ME control of what is/isn't allowed to run on this machine or access the network. And I agree not having all that parental control cruft is a BIG plus to me. It does only two jobs (AV and Firewall) and does them well. In this day and age of kitchen sink software it is a refreshing change from the usual bloat.

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  50. VIPRE Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had the best luck with VIPRE Rescue. It is from Sunbelt Software (Remember CounterSpy) live.sunbeltsoftware.com

  51. Agreed 110%: It's good & I put it in a guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject line above & this guide (specifically Post #20) in regards to ComboFix (& SmitFraudFix + ProcessExplorer)

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    http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2662

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    Between those 3 programs?

    Well - There really isn't much (heck, anything "malware" really) that you CANNOT "get rid of" (other than memory resident rootkits, because you can "blow out" bootsector originated types & that post #20 goes into that as well)...

    APK

    P.S.=> Another STRONG measure of defense in that guide is the HOSTS file: Using it, you can "suck in" these infectors/infestors, & not have to worry about them "getting orders from the mothership", because IF/WHEN you use an UP TO DATE HOSTS FILE? You block off their ability to even 'talk back' to mama...

    How so??

    WELL - IF/WHEN you add in the domainnames/hostnames of the "command & control" servers that botnets use? Then, the workstation with said newly amended HOSTS file CANNOT EVEN REACH THEM FOR NEW "ORDERS", period.

    Same thing would work on servers also, no questions asked.

    (There are plenty of GOOD reliable & reputable sources for that kind of information, as to getting a good currently updated HOSTS file, & my personal favs are SpyBot "Search & Destroy" via its "immunize" feature, ZDNet's Mr. Dancho Danchev's blogspot here -> http://ddanchev.blogspot.com/ & also SRI, here -> http://mtc.sri.com/ as well as other reputable & kept-up-to-date HOSTS files listed here @ wikipedia -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosts_file )

    This technique, works... & on a VERY simple principle:

    "IF YOU CAN'T GO INTO THE KITCHEN, YOU CAN'T GET BURNED..."

    This can also be done via DENY commands in a routers' routing tables also, as an alternate to HOSTS file usage, but personally, I'd recommend doing it in BOTH places, for added "layered security" (if not also adding these to various browsers' "block lists", such as IE's "restricted zones" &/or Opera's urlfilter.ini-filter.ini files as well as FireFox's too)... apk

  52. Re: AV software and detection rates by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    You're right, but at the same time, I think the "buzz" keeps changing about which AV product is "best" largely because the commercial AV makers keep dropping the ball. There was once a time when Norton products had the upmost respect (back when people used MS-DOS, basically). But Symantec quickly trashed his reputation after buying the rights to put his face and name on their product boxes and proceeded to write buggy bloatware.

    McAfee stepped in with a product that was less likely to screw up your whole Windows installation ... so people flocked to it, especially for corporate use. But then, they started discovering it, too, became a resource hog as they kept adding more things for it to detect and clean, and every so often, McAfee would do an update to the "engine" itself that caused instability and problems until they fixed it.

    I know my workplace recently switched to Kaspersky, not because we heard it would do a "better job" detecting viruses ... but because the licensing cost about $700 less than McAfee, AND the central management tool was a little better and less likely to crash with Windows exception errors during use.

    It's really not a surprise they can't detect and clean 100% of the problems out there, when they can't even seem to build their software to run in a stable, non-intrusive, and non resource-intensive fashion!

  53. avast! by jihiggs · · Score: 1

    I have been using a program called avast! I have found it to be thorough, and non invasive. on top of all that it is free, only requires you to register a new code once a year. http://www.avast.com/

  54. The more you know... by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And so you know that the user has had unauthorized software running on the PC with administrator privileges, capturing and relaying customer login information for all their accounts, sampling files for interesting data and uploading them to unknown sites for further processing, flagging systems with system and user DSN's for special manual handling - for an unknown period of time but almost certainly across more than one reboot.

    But you've killed all the evil processes and deleted the software that is known by the scanner vendor to be bad.

    And now you can comfortably give that computer back to the end user to attach to your network and start processing work again because it's all better now, right? That is what you said?

    /shudder.

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  55. My Grandma had several of these. by symbolset · · Score: 1

    They showed up within 24 hours of her getting broadband. I downloaded this utility that fixed her right up. It only took 20 minutes. I did have to reinstall her Picasa though. At the same time we upgraded her printer to one of the newer HP multifunction things so she can print and upload her digital photos, and scan recipes - her old one was a broken Lexmark. The utility seems to be 100% effective against all of these things. Grandma really likes it - it's been a year and now when I visit it's only to chat, not to fix her computer.

    Anyhow, the utility is called "Jackelope" for some odd reason. It's available here.

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  56. You had a good point by symbolset · · Score: 1

    You were right on target. Most people don't check. And while Linux doesn't have any known viruses in the wild, systems do get hacked from time to time. It's a good idea to check your logs and connections now and then, or have someone help you with that. In an org it's essential to watch what the network's doing, run honeypots and snap misbehavior off at the access port automatically and in real time.

    And then you had to go say this:

    Yah; I'm talking about the *current* version of Windows, not the version that shipped almost a decade ago. Comparing 2009 Linux to 2001 Windows, now that's some FUD!

    Look, I was in the store today. Systems were on the shelf new, with Windows XP. As far as I know, that's the definition of a current version.

    So he's right - you're just another Microsoft astroturfer like the ones who were extolling the virtues of Vista, and bashing people who were complaining about performance by saying they should try it on a "modern" computer when their computers were brand new, modern PCs that Vista just struggled with. And here we are 2 years on and more and more systems are coming out completely unable to run that crud. XP is still on the shelf, and if you want to be free of the crud in this article you can run Linux but usually I just tell people to "get a mac".

    Oh, and open source adds security to Linux in the same way that peer review lends credibility to science. If your process is well documented and your results reproducible, you've come a long way towards proof.

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  57. Proof that the media scare works by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for the US, but in Europe the "omfg new virus" news have been coming in shorter and shorter periods here, on prime time TV news no less. So the average user goes into headless chicken mode and realizes he needs an AV suit, anything will do. And this product is slapped in his face and it already did a scan from afar (no, he doesn't question why this should even remotely (no pun intended) work) and tells him he's infected to the brim but 50 bucks will cure this. No, the product doesn't do anything but silence that fake warning when he buys it, but he's satisfied.

    He acted.

    If this sounds familiar, it's similar to what our politicians do in a crisis when they have no clue what to do. Throw money at it, hope that some warning signal goes away and feel good about having done something.

    One of the reasons why this is possible is simply that there is no "seal of quality" for AV suits. There's no FCC, there's no DMV, there's no FDA, there's no organization that says this or that suit is useful, this is snakeoil and this is just plain out dangerous. We're today in AV where medicine was a hundred years ago with the traveling "tonic" salesmen who sold "indian herbal remedies" and other more or less toxic waste to gullible fools.

    The only thing we could do is to steer the (finally onsetting) security consciousness of the average computer user into right directions. We shouldn't squelch it just because they might end up actually buying a worse infection than they could get for free.

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  58. for all I know they could all be infected. by symbolset · · Score: 1

    So they're all running Windows then?

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  59. There is no cleaning by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If an app had enough permissions to get installed it's trivial for it to elevate it to system privileges and install a rootkit that cannot be detected. Even if you remove the drive and scan it in a known-good system, there's still a chance that the product you're scanning with doesn't recognize the particular threat yet because these threats are polymorphic and the one on the scanned system may be unique.

    It's scary enough that we have to trust vendor media for these closed development operating systems. It's just malpractice to claim we can restore one that has been known to be running malware to an acceptable condition.

    Wipe and reimage in the case of infection. Every time. It's quicker, too.

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  60. There is no malware removal. by symbolset · · Score: 1

    If you only knew what a program could do once it has the right to install software, how easy it is to elevate from that condition to the maximum (system) privilege after the next reboot...

    There's a lot of this ignorance being propagated through slashdot in this thread and I have to think some of it is deliberate.

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  61. slashdot, oh how far you have fallen by symbolset · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of guidance in the comments to this article on how to remove malware. It's all bogus. There is no removing malware. If the software has enough privileges to install, it not only will do so but will escalate its privileges to the maximum available and install a rootkit as soon as it can (probably the next reboot).

    From there you are pwned utterly and completely. Your attempts at identification and removal do nothing except educate the new owner of your PC about the specific details of your ignorance. Your only hope of restoring control of the device is to eliminate all of the software on it. In extreme cases even this is not enough. Has your desktop background .jpg downloaded with your profile been validated? If it hasn't it can compromise IE and hence your entire system - as you log in. Is the file that infested you in My Documents on your personal share as a malformed document for a popular application? You don't know. You can't know. That's the entire point of building these systems.

    Please, please stop telling people they can clean this junk. The time when a system could be cleaned is past more than five years now.

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  62. Misleading article by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    485,000 unique samples does not mean 485,000 different variants. It simply means they had that many samples with different checksums, not necessarily unique strains. The anti-phising group has been growing and getting feedback from more sources recently, which means more samples and reportings. This skews the statistics and doesn't give any solid data on how many true variants are out there, nor does it give anything meaningful about how prevalent they are.

  63. Other forms of advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard ads for obscure antivirus programs over the radio. No idea if that one could be considered malware or not, but I bet that soon we will be dealing with users downloading these things because they saw a billboard on their way to work.

  64. That is exactly why bestbuy does the ... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    (sung to tune of camptown races)

    Ctrl-Alt-Delete Format Re-install
    DO Dahh,Do Dahh
    Can't get this malware to uninstall
    Oh De Doo-da day

    The geek squad sings this song,
    Doo-da, Doo-da
    Even though they know it's wrong
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin' to run all night
    Goin' to run all day
    I bet my money on a browser highjack
    Somebody bet on a service pack

    Oh, the McAfees and Ad-Awares
    Doo-da, doo-da
    all miss detections no one cares
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin' to run all night
    Goin' to run all day
    I bet my money on a browser highjack
    Somebody bet on a service pack

    I went down there with my HDD caved in,
    Doo-da, doo-da
    I came back home with a pocket full of lint
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin' to run all night
    Goin' to run all day
    I bet my money on a browser high jack
    Somebody bet on a service pack

    Ctrl-alt delte format reinstall
    doo-da doo-da
    Security software really sucks balls
    Oh De Doo-da day.

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  65. Re:They're well-written [Obviousely] by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

    I remove these things for about 50% of my living. I used to see email viruses, CoolWebSearch, and other insta-installers. Now EVERY infection is a trojan.

    They use compromised web ads on legitimate sites (I've personally seen pop-ups on websites for CNN and The Washington Post) and post recompiled versions en masse. It's the Zero-Day attack, where most anti-virus can't get definitions for the first 12-24 hours. Given how these folks blanket the web with their stolen ad spaces, they can hit a lot of people. $49.95 for every sucker they catch (assuming they don't also steal the credit card info--although I have not had any reports of this from the several infected people who have paid them and later came to me).

    I've seen every flavor of anti-virus compromised. McAffee and Norton most often (the bad guys obviously target the biggest marketshare--plus folks who pay those two crap-sellers are the most gullible). But nothing can really protect against a competent Zero-Day attack.

    The good news about this is that XP, Vista (and I assume) Windows 7 are no longer vulnerable to automated attacks. They need a couple of user clicks in order to bypass their unwillingness to install programs with Admin privileges. That's why everything is Trojans these days, at least for auto-updating systems.

    Hasn't really cut down on the amount of infections, to my jaundiced eyes, however.

    I've also seen my first 'infected' Macintosh (running Leopard 10.5). The infection consisted a link in the user startup that launched Safari and sent it to a website advising the user that they were infected. The site tried to download a windows executable, but that obviously didn't accomplish much.

    I still got paid for deleting the link and about 8 executables, so no complaints.

    The key to fixing Windows infections is to start with an offline scan on anther computer. Use at least two and preferably three anti-malware products, including MalAwareBytes. Windows Defender does a very good custom on a slave drive.

    Afterwards, boot the (still infected) machine in Safe Mode and update it with the Spybot Includes file (get that from MajorGeeks). Scan the machine in Safe Mode. Spybot might not find as many nasties as it used to, but it is still very good at detecting compromised system settings. There's quite a bit more, including repairing damaged system files and such, but the best first step is an offline scan on a clean computer, and then a Safe Mode scan with Spybot. After that, you can most likely use the computer to clean up traces on its own.

    I have heard these Trojan pros are former KGB computer warfare people who lost their livelihoods when the former Soviet Union collapsed. Since they were trained messing up computers in the US, they just went ahead and kept doing what the knew best. A lot of the stuff seems to originate in poorly policed Eastern European servers.

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  66. Re:There is no cleaning [I beg to differ] by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

    I clean multiple infected systems every week. I do it for individuals in my little bitty computer shop. They don't have images or good backups (or even their install CD a lot of the time).

    I have a very good record of cleaning people's machines without resorting to a wipe (sometimes, you have to, because the system is so damaged). I don't get many people coming back quickly with renewed infections (amazing what having a properly patched machine with basic anti-malware software installed can do). I don't advertise, and word of mouth keeps me working steadily.

    It's partially knowing what belongs in the Root, Windows,System32 directories of a healthy system, and learning to recognized the polymorphed names of suspect files (hint--polymorphed files use random use random names, most legitimate files have vaguely recognizable titles). Anything I'm not sure of gets an all-caps "UNTRUST" in front of its name. Screws up the naughties, and it's easy to undo if it turns out (rarely) that the file is a needed one. Also, once you find one bad actor, you can use creation dates and file sizes to snag the others tucked away in more obscure places (and nuke all old System Restore points). Plus, they have to be called in order to do their wicked work. Who care if you have a hidden malware executable or .dll if there isn't anything around to call it? Polymorphs can't be activated remotely for the same reason they are hard to detect with signatures

    Now, I don't do big networked corporate systems, and I don't advise customers with super-secret important data (especially financial data--I've refused jobs with accounting firms) to trust that I can make them perfectly safe. That would be bullshit.

    But for normal users with normal installations and standard use patterns, a cleanout is often a very good solution.

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  67. The Malware Registrar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://rss.uribl.com/nic/TODAYNIC_COM_INC_.html

    92.86% - 13 of 14 active domains appearing in email which are registered at TODAYNIC.COM, INC. are Listed by URIBL in the last 5 days.

    WARNING: The following links may contain malware, spyware, browser exploits, or other harmful code which can damage your system. URIBL strongly advises against clicking any links and/or accessing any of the sites included in these lists. URIBL.COM is not an ISP, web host, or domain registrar. We do not have any control over what is found on any of the sites linked from this page. This information is made available to the public so action can be taken by the responsible party. If you do not know how to properly put this information to good use, you should not be here. Complaints regarding information found on this page will go unanswered.

  68. Re:There is no cleaning [I beg to differ] by cyphercell · · Score: 1

    Get a lawyer and have them draw up a contract with a disclaimer. Those accounting firms are probably better with you than without you. Remember there's probably a dozen guys out there that will take that job whether they're any good or not.

    You might be surprised with what you can do with a budget at your disposal.

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