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The Time Travel Paradoxes of Back To the Future

brumgrunt sent in a fun little piece to get your brain going on a cloudy monday morning. Despite countless viewings of BTTF I still never thought of a few of these. "Throughout Back To The Future Part III, there has to be two Deloreans in 1885. Also, why don't George and Lorraine recognize their son? Why doesn't the time machine disappear in the alternative 1985? These and more Back To The Future paradoxes explored..."

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  1. The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you travel back in time to the exact same spot, just in a different time, then (unless you're REALLY precise on the exact time of day and year), you'll most likely end up floating in space. People who make time travel movies don't seem to realize that the earth moves around its axis and around the sun. The spot I'm standing on right now will be vaccum in just a few minutes.

    If Marty had went back to a different time of year without a space suit, Biff would have been the least of his worries.

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    1. Re:The one they always overlook by simcop2387 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if you're precise on the exact time of day and year you'll still be in space. the solar system moves too!

    2. Re:The one they always overlook by EricTheRed · · Score: 1

      It's not just the Earth thats moving around it's axis and then around the Sun but the entire Solar System is in orbit around the Galaxy and the galaxy is slowly moving as well... so yes unless you use some central point of reference you could end up anywhere, most likely in the vacuum of space or worse in some stellar core...

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    3. Re:The one they always overlook by Drumpig · · Score: 1

      Best first post ever.

    4. Re:The one they always overlook by Massacrifice · · Score: 1

      you'll most likely end up floating in space.

      You might also rematerialize inside earth's crust. I've heard this is good for acne, if you have any.

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    5. Re:The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I picture a lone Delorean, forever floating through empty space at 88 miles per hour.

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    6. Re:The one they always overlook by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We (my "main" circle of friends) discussed this very topic once after watching BttF 2. We concluded that anyone smart enough to create a working time machine (especially one that didn't turn its occupant into goop) was smart enough to do the mathematical calculations. ::shrug::

    7. Re:The one they always overlook by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you travel back in time to the exact same spot, just in a different time, then (unless you're REALLY precise on the exact time of day and year), you'll most likely end up floating in space. People who make time travel movies don't seem to realize that the earth moves around its axis and around the sun. The spot I'm standing on right now will be vaccum in just a few minutes.

      John Carpenter is the only director I can think of who ever complements his time travel explanation (albeit for a radio signal, but still) with the earth's revolution around the sun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Darkness_(film)

    8. Re:The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yet not smart enough to *require* enough plutonium in the chamber for a return trip.

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    9. Re:The one they always overlook by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, sure, like you've never run out of gas.

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    10. Re:The one they always overlook by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ::shrug:: people are stupid in weird ways...a mother may be capable of raising a child to adulthood without getting it killed, yet will inevitably forget the kid in the car at least once.

    11. Re:The one they always overlook by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Define "spot you're standing on" without reference to Earth or the sun. Are you saying that the ether exists and that spot in it will be occupied by a vacuum soon?

    12. Re:The one they always overlook by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Another thing though - current accepted theory is the universe is expanding (at least the part we're in). So if you go back in time, I wonder much the size difference is and what impact it would have. I suppose if you go back millions of years it might be more significant than just a few centuries.

      However the thing I really don't get is, why should there be time as a dimension itself?

      Say you move an object from A to B. It's moved. Why should the universe store history/state so that you would be able to go back to that very point where the object was still at A?

      Can anyone explain it to me in simple terms? I'm not a physicist.

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    13. Re:The one they always overlook by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      And the solar system moves [considerably more] [tranlationally and rotationally] in the galaxy. And our galaxy moves in space!!!

    14. Re:The one they always overlook by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No you see, when you travel through time you still remain trapped inside the same gravitational "depression" in space. You remain at the same coordinates in the universe, and therefore still materialize on earth, because you're moving with the gravitational well.

      Otherwise if you could escape the gravitational well simply by advancing in time, you could jump have the NASA shuttle jump forward one day, and be in space, without needing to use boosters. That would violate conservation of energy and momentum.

      (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

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    15. Re:The one they always overlook by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, suppose you traveled back in time but arrived inside the earth! One of the worst things in Wizardry was teleporting your party into a solid wall. That was instant death, no recovery. Talk about a real bummer!

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    16. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, obviously they just forgot to mention the calibration with some spot on earth, but it was there, built into the machine, otherwise he would have been completely lost with the galaxy twirling and the universe expanding.

      Just because they didn't talk about it, doesn't mean it wasn't there.

    17. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it! You've helped me understand why my previous time machine experiments have ended in failure. I thank you and my Chrononaut cat, Fluffy the 26th, thanks you!

    18. Re:The one they always overlook by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      According to relativity, you never know if your absolute position is changing or not, or even if there is such a thing as absolute position.

      So if you time travel, whose reference frame do you use to advance yourself in time while remaining static in position?

    19. Re:The one they always overlook by blixel · · Score: 1

      >>People who make time travel movies don't seem to realize that the earth moves around its axis and around the sun. The spot I'm standing on right now will be vaccum in just a few minutes.

      >And the solar system moves [considerably more] [tranlationally and rotationally] in the galaxy. And our galaxy moves in space!!!

      And the "fabric" of space is expanding!

      Anyone else have anything to add?

    20. Re:The one they always overlook by dbet · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you view the act of time travel. It's not unrealistic, if you've already conceded the possibility of time travel in the first place, to imagine you still adhering to the physics of the world you're in and spinning with the earth as it moves. You still might end up say, a few inches above or below the ground, or stuck half-way in a house or something.

    21. Re:The one they always overlook by Skrynkelberg · · Score: 1

      Movement and position is always relative to something else. You cannot say that the time machine should "stand still" when traveling in time, because nothing in the universe "stands still", ever. So the machine must have some point of reference, and the simplest reference is simply the ground it is standing on.

    22. Re:The one they always overlook by mrops · · Score: 1

      Or do some kind of a object lock on something that existed then and now, maybe the whole of earth, track it on the way back or forward through time.

    23. Re:The one they always overlook by Pojut · · Score: 1

      current accepted theory is the universe is expanding (at least the part we're in).

      That's something else we've discussed: If the universe is expanding, what's it expanding over???

    24. Re:The one they always overlook by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      The spot I'm standing on right now will be a vaccum in just a few minutes

      That depends entirely on your coordinate system.
      If you use the origin at the centre of the earth, y up, x towards the GMT line, then no it won't (I hope).
      If you use the sun as the origin and pretty much any orientation, then yes it will.
      If you use the centre of the universe, then god knows.

      Bob

    25. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not want to make a return trip.

    26. Re:The one they always overlook by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      What is north of the north pole?

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    27. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well normally when you think of universe you would think of.... everything, including space. A separate universe would have no contiguous points of space that meet with ours. In that way an "expanding universe" sounds awesome and kind of brain-melty for exactly the reason of "what is it expanding in?" What you need to get used to is the fact that physicists like to take the sweet descriptions of things and apply them to more mundane concepts.

      Our "universe" is expanding in the way that the crap inside it is getting further apart, though our dimensions of space that you might want to include in your definition of "universe" are remaining the same and presumably infinite.

    28. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no, I'm not that dumb.

    29. Re:The one they always overlook by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      But you still have the nasty problem of the changing geography and topography of Mother Earth. Not to mention the changing architecture - just one new building in the path of the DeLorean...

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    30. Re:The one they always overlook by Criliric · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly call 1,440,000 km/h "slowly" (the 400 km/sec were traveling towards the Andromeda Galaxy) but I totally agree.
      Now if the Delorean were also capable of space travel it would make traveling to far off places easier and more dangerous if your calculations are off by the slightest bit

    31. Re:The one they always overlook by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Duke Nukem Forever developer elves.

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    32. Re:The one they always overlook by slick7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can anyone explain it to me in simple terms? I'm not a physicist.

      Sure...wherever you go, there you are..

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    33. Re:The one they always overlook by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 4, Funny

      You realize you just doomed yourself, yeah? Want to ask what could possibly go wrong while you're at it?

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    34. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      in simple term, we don't know.

      there are some hypothesis of what would happen if time travel were possible, based on paradoxes, quantum mechanics, or just plain old guesswork

      one is that time is unchangeable. that is, the time line as we are living is the one where all the changes and manipulation that are about to happen from people in the future travelling to the pas are already happened. so if you're planning to kill your parents, you have already succeeded at it and thus you would not be there or you would fail at some point in the future before killing them

      another theory based on quantum theory is that every quantum state change that may happen is happening and each time a change may or may not happen the reality splits in two reality, one where the change has happened and one where the change didn't happen. this at quantum level, but could be extended as to complex decision of human being, if those decision are driven by quantum states at some level or other. so if you get back to kill your parents, then all the universe in which you have succeeded, you have not, you traveled and you didn't travel will spawn from the common state, thus not creating a paradox: every state is perfectly stable and every outcome is valid in it's own reality

      another one is that paradoxes couldn't happen, which is similar to theory n1 in that every time travel is not going to change anything but says that paradoxes would not exists, like killing your parents, because something is going to prevent you from travelling in the first time if you're going to change the time sequence. this is mostly used as a narrative device but there are also more formal proof about that involving entropy and mathematical stuff, quite hard to explain in a slashdot post and quite over my grasping to put it down on layman terms, but you can read it further in 'how to build a time machine' from paul davies which is quite a good explicative/scientific book in spite of its catchy name

    35. Re:The one they always overlook by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      We just went over that in geometry class, its possible to have a curved (2d) surface that isn't embedded in 3 space. ie, if you drew a 3d picture of this surface, the best you could do was draw a flat plane, but it still has curvature. A normal flat plane has no curvature whatsoever. Our 3d space can be expanding and curved without needing to be in a higher dimension. Or maybe it needs 7d space, I can't remember.

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    36. Re:The one they always overlook by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Define "spot you're standing on" without reference to Earth or the sun. Are you saying that the ether exists and that spot in it will be occupied by a vacuum soon?

      The Universe is like a yeast raised donut, ever expanding, and I like mine with raspberry filling.

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    37. Re:The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Good luck! And don't kill Hitler (yeah it *sounds* good, but trust me, it's bad news in the end).

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    38. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are being a little narrow-minded in your assumptions as to how the time-machine works. (please don't take offence to that)
      Nobody has ever said that the machine only travels through TIME.
      Remember, it IS a car after all, you'd think the metaphor itself would be good enough to say that the time machine can travel through space as well as time.

      Also, the solar system rotates around a galaxy which is part of a galactic group that is accelerating away from something. Possibly where Fox came in to existence.

    39. Re:The one they always overlook by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is that people like you aren't intelligent enough to realize that a man like Doc Brown, who's smart and skilled enough to build an actual working time machine wouldn't be smart enough to compensate for the spatial displacement.

    40. Re:The one they always overlook by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Bummer? Yeah, real bummer having all of that loot to yourself now.

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    41. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would actually call myself dumb if it ever happened to me. I'd have to not look at my dashboard for a LONG time to ever run out of gas.

    42. Re:The one they always overlook by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That would depend on the reference frame the time machine happens to be using. Maybe it's the very chaotic accelerating frame that happens to exactly match the point on the Earth's surface the machine was occupying?

    43. Re:The one they always overlook by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      But isn't the spot you sit on accelerating relative to the Earth's direction of motion (because of orbit and daily rotation)? Of course, being thrown off the earth should be worked out in beta.

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    44. Re:The one they always overlook by dunezone · · Score: 1

      Even if you're precise on the exact time of day and year you'll still be in space. the solar system moves too!

      You both believe time travel occurs within our dimension. Time travel occurs on the time line which is outside of our dimension. When time travel occurs you simple bend the time line backwards to a snapshot of time and arrive there. By bending time you don't need to account for where Earth is because the time line knows that. It will drop you off at that moment of time. The flux capacitor was the device that allowed them to enter the dimension of time travel, bend the time line, and drop off. Those few seconds they were in warp, they were really in the dimension of time and bending it.

      Going forward in time is a little bit more confusing and is explained by movie magic.

    45. Re:The one they always overlook by delinear · · Score: 1

      A few people in the comments mention the travelling in time and space issue - I guess it's possible the Delorian has some control built in to move it through space as well as time (well, other than the basic forward and reverse speeds!) but this is certainly never mentioned - and let's face it, a device that lets you travel to any point in space instantly is probably an even bigger development than a time machine - and it means it would have to be really bloody precise to land the train exactly on the rails when they return to the future.

    46. Re:The one they always overlook by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the entire solar system is also hurtling around the galaxy, which itself is moving, also. Relative to just about anything else in the universe, we're all going really, really fast right now.

      Oddly, the most "accurate" time travel movie is probably Price of Persia. In Sands of Time, those using the dagger do not just pop backwards in time, they reverse its flow, bringing with them only knowledge of the future. Since time's flowing backwards, the earth also spins the opposite way and reverses direction around the sun etc etc so you can go back in time without winding floating in space.

      But yeah that is always the thing that has bothered me most about time travel movies. That, essentially, if you build a classic sci-fi time machine, you have also built a machine capable of instantly teleporting you millions upon millions of miles away. Even if the timeline is "too fragile to handle your meddling," just adjust the targeting mechanism to translate the machine along space axes but only .0000000001 seconds in the future and you've got yourself a teleporter.

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    47. Re:The one they always overlook by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      In the future, they've worked out time travel. They've just not worked out how to jump huge amounts of distance in a blink of an eye. The longer it takes them, the farther away they become, making it even harder. Or stuff like that.

      Is there a model for how far the earth travels in a given time. Im sure there are rather a lot of things to factor in.

    48. Re:The one they always overlook by proxy318 · · Score: 1

      The only movie I've seen that addresses this is "I'll believe you" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'll_Believe_You Kinda cool that someone in Hollywood actually considered this.

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    49. Re:The one they always overlook by Combatso · · Score: 1

      the flux capacity adjusts for this.. duh.. it moves space and time around you, not the other way around.

    50. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... how much energy does time travel take? What makes you sure this is cheaper than a booster?

      Even if it is, finding a more efficient path through spacetime does not necessarily violate conservation of energy.

    51. Re:The one they always overlook by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is what always confused me about the clever 'Oh, you'll end up in empty space.' people.

      Really? Why? If the earth isn't the frame of reference, what the hell is? How exactly does anyone think a point in space is the 'same spot' as earth was early? Because that requires a frame of reference too!

      Logically, teleportation through time (Which is what we're talking about) requires some frame of reference, or there's no such thing as 'location' on the other end.

      This applies even if the time machine can travel though space, too. It cannot start being 'somewhere' without an existing location to be offset from.

      So everyone who 'cleverly' points out you'd end up in empty space is sorta dumb. No, you 'wouldn't really' end up in empty space, because to really 'arrive' somewhere, you must specify that location relative to something, so all time machines that work must have already solved that problem, or they wouldn't 'arrive' anywhere at all.

      I've decided a long time ago, so that it's possible for time machines to reappear at all, they must simply stick a 'placeholder' when they leave that stays in roughly the same place gravitationally (Imagine it pinned to specific point on the the gravitational curve), and reappear at it. Like a 'scratch' on gravity. Which works as long as the object they're on roughly stays the same, which obviously the earth does. (Although with tidal effects, they could end up slightly above or below the ground.)

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    52. Re:The one they always overlook by VShael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but since the path of the Earth is described as motion in 4 dimensions of Space time, I wonder if there couldn't be an argument for some sort of 'chronological inertia'?

    53. Re:The one they always overlook by icebraining · · Score: 1

      For the future, that's pretty easy:

      "Time travel" may be only a way to slow the effects of time. Like a rock can sit millions of years in the same position (relative to Earth), the machine and its users would simply be there for X years; it would appear to them as just passing a few minutes due to "slowing effect".

      This is the method used in H.G. Wells' The Time Machine (1960): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe674ai3wsQ#t=03m40s

    54. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, according to Einstein's description of gravity this may not be such an issue as you think. The Earth's movements are, after all, governed by gravity. Now gravity doesn't so much "curve" an object's course, as it bends spacetime around the object's path (which is a straight line).

      And you're here on the Earth's surface, so you're moving along the same line. You hop in your car, start deviating from the straight-line path by 88mph, and then... what, exactly?

      Your post (and many people's intuition) assumes that you suddenly change velocity in all dimensions, so that you move in time but stay at a fixed position in space. The problem is, the concept of a "fixed point in space" is a figment of human imagination; there's no such thing. A fixed point in space implies a prefered frame of reference, and there simply is no such thing.

      So what spacial trajectory does the time machine follow? Well, why would it not continue moving at 88mph deviation from the straight-line path through curved spacetime that it's already following - that being the same line being followed by the Earth?

      Gravity would cause the time machine to "follow" the Earth as it moved through time. Not the Earth's gravity, as many other posters have suggested, but rather the Sun's gravity and the other various forces that move the Earth.

      There are many, many, many problems with time-travel fiction, but the idea that you would be lost in space just isn't one of them.

    55. Re:The one they always overlook by altinos.com · · Score: 1

      What if C A T really spelled dog?

    56. Re:The one they always overlook by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Nope, didn't happen.

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    57. Re:The one they always overlook by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          That's something I always loved about time travel. They never mention spatial teleportation. To accomplish time travel, there must be spatial teleportation to arrive in the same place on a planet. Say your time machine was in Times square, and for some reason you were spatially oriented on the center of the planet, and you attempted to travel 3 hours to the future, when you arrived, you'd arrive somewhere between Gerlach, NV to Ravendale, CA. If you aren't spatially centered on the planet, you'd find yourself about 201,000 miles behind the best place to land (like, something solid with a breathable atmosphere).

          It makes you kind of wonder, how many basement geniuses have accomplished time travel, but were never heard from again?

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    58. Re:The one they always overlook by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Yet not smart enough to *require* enough plutonium in the chamber for a return trip.

      This is a bug they uncovered during testing, and it will be fixed in the next iteration of the product. Any hacker will tell you that you get the proof-of-principle prototype running first, then add the idiot-proofing (error handling for software, interlocks for hardware). Heck, maybe there was just a malfunction in the Plutonium Fill Level Sensor assembly; it's not exactly something you buy off the shelf at the local hardware store.

      How many years did we build automobiles before manufacturers added an idiot light and warning chime to warn drivers when they were low on fuel? How many otherwise smart people have forgotten to fill their tanks because they were busy (say) designing time machines and got distracted?

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    59. Re:The one they always overlook by abnoctos · · Score: 1

      Not really addressed in BttF, agreed. Primer, however, is another story. They depict a time travel method that is working in time with atomic movements incrementally (roughly speaking) and therefore succinctly addresses the matter of relative proximity shift. Of course, their approach did not allow a simple method of traveling across millennia...

    60. Re:The one they always overlook by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Observed distances are "just" getting larger, nothing external strictly required.

      And adding another one to the question about north pole: what is deeper than the center of the Earth?

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    61. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's expanding over nothing

    62. Re:The one they always overlook by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1

      Can anyone explain it to me in simple terms? I'm not a physicist.

      Sure...wherever you go, there you are..

      May I pass along my congratulations for your great inter-dimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

    63. Re:The one they always overlook by DarthBling · · Score: 1

      I picture a lone Delorean, forever floating through empty space at 88 miles per hour.

      Hopefully they don't run into anything... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI-Wq-e480E

    64. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the book "Briefer History of Time"...

      The universe is expanding much like the surface of a balloon does as air is blown in (except in 3-D instead of a 2-D surface), where points on the surface are getting further and further away from each other but no point is considered the center of expansion.

      If that's what you mean by what is it expanding over.

    65. Re:The one they always overlook by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      The comments on the article mention this and give a mildly plausible explanation that while operating within the 4th dimension, things that exist in lower dimensions(like distance) can be made up for. The fact that the Doc never goes in to detail about what the flux capacitor does can be used as a way to explain this away

    66. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would hope that the programming in the time machine would account for this.

    67. Re:The one they always overlook by modecx · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Doc originally planned his first mission as a short trip into the future (not 30 years into the past)--and so wouldn't require a return trip--and that dumb bastard McFly screwed it up like he does everything else?

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    68. Re:The one they always overlook by antdude · · Score: 1

      You mean like this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI-Wq-e480E :D

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    69. Re:The one they always overlook by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      IIRC it was addressed, although in context with anti-grav, in an Assimov novel.

      I think one person wanted to show off a anti-grav thingie and wanted to use a pool table to do it.
      The anti-grav thing was that the object would not be affected by the earth/sun grav fields.
      But what he forgot to consider was the movement of the milky-way and the universe.
      One of the people wound up with an 8-ball sized hole in them.

    70. Re:The one they always overlook by Rysc · · Score: 1

      You mean that dumb bastard Doc Brown screwed it up--after all, he was the one who keyed in 1955.

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    71. Re:The one they always overlook by stubob · · Score: 1

      We all know the answer to that one: 1.21 gigawatts!

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    72. Re:The one they always overlook by sco08y · · Score: 1

      If you travel back in time to the exact same spot, just in a different time, then (unless you're REALLY precise on the exact time of day and year), you'll most likely end up floating in space. People who make time travel movies don't seem to realize that the earth moves around its axis and around the sun. The spot I'm standing on right now will be vaccum in just a few minutes.

      If Marty had went back to a different time of year without a space suit, Biff would have been the least of his worries.

      Just because you're moving through time, there's no reason why you shouldn't be affected by gravity. As you go back through the years, you'd continually be pulled to the Earth's surface.

      Now, instantaneous time travel wouldn't have that advantage, but then that's the same problem as a transporter trying to move someone from a planet's surface directly into a ship in orbit.

      But an instantaneous time travelling device might send out a "leader", the way lightning does before it strikes, and the actual travel happens in the return stroke; that leader could be an entity affected by gravity. So that could explain how the device stays in the same gravity well, and roughly on the same location.

    73. Re:The one they always overlook by masmullin · · Score: 1

      No, as everyone knows, when you time travel your location becomes the centre of the universe. Thus you will not be floating in space, as the sun, solar system, galaxy, rest of universe rotates around YOU.

      It's all relative you see.

    74. Re:The one they always overlook by vivin · · Score: 1

      I just have one question. How was Doc able to build the locomotive time-machine without any access to technology?!

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    75. Re:The one they always overlook by SirMasterboy · · Score: 1

      I just always thought of "time machines" as "spacetime machines". After all, space and time are really intertwined into one. They aren't simply traveling through time, they are traveling through spacetime. Doc does often mention the "spacetime continuum" throughout the movie so they do realize that space and time are one.

      So if you assume the Delorean is a spacetime machine then they should end up in the correct place as well as correct time when traveling through spacetime.

    76. Re:The one they always overlook by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      No you see, when you travel through time you still remain trapped inside the same gravitational "depression" in space. You remain at the same coordinates in the universe, and therefore still materialize on earth, because you're moving with the gravitational well.

      Otherwise if you could escape the gravitational well simply by advancing in time, you could jump have the NASA shuttle jump forward one day, and be in space, without needing to use boosters. That would violate conservation of energy and momentum.

      (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

      Wow, that SOUNDS really good dude.

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    77. Re:The one they always overlook by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Also, why is a cat the opposite of a dog?

    78. Re:The one they always overlook by masmullin · · Score: 1

      exactly! thats why there is an extra .21 gigawatts needed for the flux capacitor. If you only power the FC to 1 gigawatts you dont get the spacial centrification (the act of creating your location as the centre of the universe) and will thus be floating in space.

      Luckily, Doc Brown was smart enough to think of this!.

    79. Re:The one they always overlook by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Buckaroo Banzai? Is that you?

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    80. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is simple: space & time traveling.

    81. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think he couldn't compensate for that issue?

    82. Re:The one they always overlook by Syberz · · Score: 1

      D'uh, that's what the flux capacitor is for, heeelllllooooo!

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    83. Re:The one they always overlook by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Your 3rd explaination isn't entirely too clear. Adding a 4th that is more succinct.

      All possibilities _already_ exist. A "timeline" is simply the path as you move from one point to the next. (Remember, time & space are quantized.) Time travel is simply picking a different path, aka different time-line.

      > in simple term, we don't know.

      I would recommend not making blanket statements of ignorance.

      - At one level, time doesn't even exist. It is the eternal now.
      - Time is simply a dimension of mind. (Who's mind? That is a much _more_ interesting question, and left as an exercise for the reader.)

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    84. Re:The one they always overlook by Criliric · · Score: 1

      http://calgary.rasc.ca/howfast.htm
      most are not as impornant as the main ones but yes there is quite a bit

    85. Re:The one they always overlook by Graff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We all know the answer to that one: 1.21 gigawatts!

      Ahh but that just tells us the RATE of energy, not the AMOUNT of energy! The true question is how many gigawatt-hours is it?

    86. Re:The one they always overlook by Combatso · · Score: 1

      he didnt at first... the first 5 einsteins are sill lost in space-time

    87. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is Robocop, citizen.

    88. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Yet not smart enough to *require* enough plutonium in the chamber for a return trip.

      There was no return trip planned, remember? All what was planned was a demonstration going one minute into the future. Obviously there was enough Plutonium for a second jump (probably a second demonstration was planned, probably with them inside). Marty's time jump into the past definitely wasn't planned.

      That's like complaining about lack of forethought if someone jumps into someone else's car to flee (which is exactly what Marty did, BTW) and then it turns out there's not enough fuel in it.

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    89. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, the third one I got from a book full of math and while it sounded plain and simple and convincing at that time, not having fully grasped it I could not put it out on straight terms

      it goes like: if you get back in time and kill your parents, something is going to prevent you because time could not change without reverting its entropy and you cannot simply revert entropy in mordor. then followed a lot of math. the sum of it was that if you're live and you're going back to kill your time, you'll get run over by a car or something, because of the fact that you're alive so something prevented you to fullfill your plans. as that something happened in the past, it already happened and it's unmodifiable. or something :D

    90. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't, cat is the opposite of split.

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    91. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But then, why does it only have a destination time setting, not also a destination place setting?

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    92. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, they could just travel back along the spacetime geodetic currently tangential to their world line when the time travel starts. Which would almost certainly mean they'd end up somewhere inside earth :-)

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    93. Re:The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, wasn't Doc about to jump 30 years in the future right before the Libyans showed up?

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    94. Re:The one they always overlook by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm travelling into the future at the rate of 1 second per second. Why am I not in space then??

    95. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So what spacial trajectory does the time machine follow? Well, why would it not continue moving at 88mph deviation from the straight-line path through curved spacetime that it's already following - that being the same line being followed by the Earth?

      Not exactly. The straight line path (also known of geodesic) is the path of a freely falling body (which will basically oscillate through earth; more exactly, it will be an [approximately] elliptic motion). Now normally you don't follow that path because the floor beyond you prevents you from doing so, but if the time machine follows the geodesic, it will inevitably end up inside earth (except if you happen to stop your journey at one of the times the trajectory has a turning point, and the rotating earth happens to not have moved a mountain or hill at that place).

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    96. Re:The one they always overlook by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 1

      Unless you travel by worm hole, of course. There's nothing that says that the other end of the world hole would have to be placed at the same location.

    97. Re:The one they always overlook by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      We concluded that anyone smart enough to create a working time machine (especially one that didn't turn its occupant into goop) was smart enough to do the mathematical calculations. ::shrug::

      Especially given that the DeLorean has "Mr. Fusion" which can generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity or something like that from trash. And that same device absolutely cannot power the delorean itself. It -must- be gasoline in order to reach 88 mph. Converting the delorean to an electric car? More difficult than building a time machine I guess.

      Then again, Doc is clearly an idiot savant. For instance, he rapidly builds a mockup of the town, clock tower, and delorean and effectively demonstrates how they will harness the lightning bolt to power the time machine. Then he connects the electricity, which predictably does nothing but start a fire.

    98. Re:The one they always overlook by SirMasterboy · · Score: 1

      Well, either the spacetime machine is designed to only take you to the same location in different times.

      Or, having a destination input wouldn't work, because you can't just travel to a destination without traveling through time.

      Think about it. Even when you drive from home to work, you aren't just moving through space, you are actually moving through time as well, since as you move, time slows down for you according to relativity. You are always moving through spacetime so there should be only one input to the machine; spacetime.

      Space is implied by the location you are in and the time is what you select.

      Now granted this is just my view on a science fiction topic :)

    99. Re:The one they always overlook by Mikey48 · · Score: 1

      I assumed that if the Doc was smart enough to figure out time travel he could also figure out how to put the car in the right spot.

    100. Re:The one they always overlook by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He knew he had to key in 1955 in order to get the note from Marty that saved his life. Otherwise there would be a Universe destroying paradox.

    101. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the scene again.

      After the demonstration jump, Doc refuels the Plutonium chamber. That's why they're wearing Hazard Suits, remember?

      Immediately before the Libyans showed up, Doc even talks about almost forgetting to pack the extra Plutonium.
      So yeah, Doc is kinda stupid enough to run out of fuel.

    102. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I didn't remember that. But then, there's still the possibility that he didn't want to return, or he expected to be able to get more Plutonium (or another source of energy) in the future (and indeed, the future had McFusion for him).

      And of course, he might not have had enough Plutonium (the terrorists have given him just a certain amount), and didn't want to jump himself before he tested it at least with some living being. Now you want to argue that he did have enough Plutonium to jump into the future even after Marty used up the Plutonium for his jump into the past. But that was after he had learned what happened, and could plan for it (maybe he managed to use up less for his experiments).

      Or maybe he had the additional Plutonium from the beginning, but there could be only enough Plutonium for two jumps in the car, and he would have refilled it before going into the future; however the terrorists killed him before he had the time to do so.

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    103. Re:The one they always overlook by modecx · · Score: 1

      Clearly a result of concussion.

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    104. Re:The one they always overlook by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      Define "same spot". Same spot relative to what? Same spot relative to the Earth makes as much or as little sense as any other reference point.

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    105. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 1

      To clarify, you're pointing out that the time machine must account for Earth's gravity as well. I admit I glossed over this point.

      If we assume that the time machine does not interact with proximate matter during the trip, then we do need to solve this problem. (And while that assumption isn't a slam dunk, it's probably one that most SF authors would rather work with than without, if they've really thought it through.)

      But it's a much easier problem to solve than the "lost in space" issue. One solution would be to suppose that the time machine is traveling at orbital velocity relative to the Earth during the trip through time. Granted at the Earth's surface that's insanely fast (17686mph, a bit over the 88mph launch speed in BTTF), but that's open to some interpretation (regarding the time factor in your velocity) when you are traveling through time.

      In any event, all the time machine needs to do is replace a single force - that of the ground offsetting its own weight - during the trip. That's much more plausible than calculating the new relative location in the Universe of a particular spot on the Earth at a different time.

    106. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is proof that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

      You are asking the right questions, but your failure is that your conclusions are based on the assumption that there ARE answers.

      "If the earth isn't the frame of reference, what the hell is?"
      There is none.
      There are no "universe coordinates.
      The universe is not a computer simulation, it doesn't need inherent coordinates, it doesn't need a "center".

      "How exactly does anyone think a point in space is the 'same spot' as earth was early? Because that requires a frame of reference too!"
      You are 100% correct. Unfortunately, this disproves your own point.

      "Logically, teleportation through time (Which is what we're talking about) requires some frame of reference"
      No.

      "so all time machines that work must have already solved that problem, or they wouldn't 'arrive' anywhere at all."
      No.

      Your ideas are interesting things you could work into a work of fiction, or a computer game, but are meaningless when attempting to ground "time travel" in the real world.

    107. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're claiming that locomotives are not technology?
      Interesting.

    108. Re:The one they always overlook by roju · · Score: 1

      If the time machine doesn't interact with matter during the trip, how is it affected by gravity?

    109. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes 11 or 26 dimensional space to mathematically encode space, time, gravity, E&M, and the nuclear forces. Obviously, none of the encodings can be embedded in three dimensional space.

      This is using some neat tricks, like "compactification". Physicists think of it as rolling a dimension up "tightly". Really, it's just Stone-Cech compactification to generate a compact set from the open set we presume space-time to be.

    110. Re:The one they always overlook by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      More likely the Doc didn't want to build the required infrastructure to support twice the plutonium. You'd have to put more shielding in there and, depending on design, have twin detonation chambers rather than just the one. After all, the plutonium presumably is essentially blown up since we've seen that all the energy required for the time jump is consumed at the beginning, otherwise the bolt of lightning wouldn't have been able to sustain the entire trip back to 1985.

      All this would add mass, which would probably effect the time travel itself (requiring more fuel to carry more fuel), and would also compromise the handling of the vehicle when it was being driven around.

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    111. Re:The one they always overlook by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It has a steering wheel, doesn't it?

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    112. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, our Sun is also rotating around the galactic hub of the Milky Way. So even returning to the exact same day and time during a different year won't land you on earth either. It takes the sun 225 million years to make a trip around the galactic hub (that's 1 galactic year). And that seems like a looooong time, but to cover that necessary distance in that amount of time... even time traveling 1 year to the day, hour and minute you will have missed the earth by ~4231080000 miles. That might be only a tiny fraction of a light year - but it still leaves you floating in hard vacuum.

    113. Re:The one they always overlook by sslayer · · Score: 1
      In fact, it is not. The opposite of cat is tac:

      $ tac --help Usage: tac [OPTION]... [FILE]... Write each FILE to standard output, last line first.

    114. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 1

      The time machine is affected by gravity because gravity bends spacetime, and the time machine does interact with spacetime even if it is not interacting (directly) with other matter.

      Gravity isn't like other forces. Consider how dark matter is theorized to interact.

    115. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if you define "your coordinate system" as "the spot I'm standing on... relative to my front door", then obviously.

      However, no-one but geocentrists actually beleive that the "point in the universe" you're standing on is static.

    116. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Is the center of mass of the universe constant, or does energy/matter conversion affect it? If it's constant that would be a good frame of reference.

      Why would gravity be able to "lock on" to you as you're traveling back through time though? I could only believe that if the time traveler were actually physically present and visible during the whole trip backwards. Otherwise, if it's fair for the time traveler to pop out in one instant and pop in at another, I don't see how wherever you popped off to is affected by the gravity of reality.

    117. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, of course you'd also move in time. But it would be much more useful if you could also say at which place you appeared in that time.

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    118. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Why would it be instant death though? Clearly teleportation has the ability to swap or at least shove out of the way the matter you're teleporting into, otherwise even if you just teleport into empty air, well, having a bunch of air bubbles in your veins leads to heart attacks iirc.

    119. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main difference in interpretation seems to be differing assumptions about the time "travel" mechanism. You are assuming travel through time as actual motion through through temporal dimension, just in a negative direction and (presumably) higher velocity. The other assumption looks to me more like assuming a dimensional jump -- the traveler never actually transits the intermediate time. Doesn't mean the time machine can't also move spatially, but it would need to deal with the issue.

    120. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I'd say there is, but with time travel aren't you essentially disconnecting yourself from that inertia? Why would it remain attached to the space half of it and not the time half?

    121. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that's implied. Even if the travel is a dimensional jump, the question remains of what spacial location you would "naturally" assume if you jumped forward or backward in time. In a relativistic universe of curved spacetime, I would still maintain that "one following the forces of gravity" is the most reasonable answer.

    122. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Is the center of mass of the universe constant, or does energy/matter conversion affect it?

      No. There is no such thing as the center of mass of the universe, for the same reason as there is no place on earth that is the center of earth's surface.

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    123. Re:The one they always overlook by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      The point being that no-one but geocentrists actually believe that any point is static, or that any point is any better than any other to choose as your origin.

    124. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Your post (and many people's intuition) assumes that you suddenly change velocity in all dimensions, so that you move in time but stay at a fixed position in space. The problem is, the concept of a "fixed point in space" is a figment of human imagination; there's no such thing. A fixed point in space implies a prefered frame of reference, and there simply is no such thing.

      What would happen if the time traveler's starting position was recorded from every possible frame of reference, then updated over time with the assumption that no forces (including gravity) could interact with him? Would the ending position differ for various frames of reference? I know there are some weird ones like rotational frames of reference, but I'm not sure how they work. Seems like for all non-rotational frames the ending position would agree.

      So what spacial trajectory does the time machine follow? Well, why would it not continue moving at 88mph deviation from the straight-line path through curved spacetime that it's already following - that being the same line being followed by the Earth?

      That's interesting, but doesn't the curved space-time idea require gravity to affect the body following the path? If we say "by definition, particle A is unaffected by gravity" then it would not follow any curves in space-time, otherwise gravity would be affecting it.

    125. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      It seems like if gravity affects the time traveler, so should all the other forces. Isn't the end result of what you're saying that the time traveler doesn't travel through time, but merely has a change of consciousness? His body would decay, all the normal changes over time would happen, it would just seem faster, like he had slept through life?

      Otherwise, if his physical body is somehow immune to everything, and doesn't age as he travels, why does gravity affect it? If a chair is moved into his gravity-path as he travels, does he bump it? Does the chair's gravity affect him?

    126. Re:The one they always overlook by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. What if their time travel device is able to compensate for physical location? I mean, you're traveling through time: traveling through space is pretty easy if you've figured that out.

      In other words, they could be saying "Travel back to 1985" but what they really mean is "Travel back to this spot, temporally adjusted for physical dislocation, in 1985".

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    127. Re:The one they always overlook by UltraOne · · Score: 1

      Because gravity is different from all other forces, and in some sense, is not a force at all. Mass (or more precisely, all components of the stress-energy tensor) changes the geometry of space-time so that the distances between objects, free of any forces acting on them, are different than what they would be in a flat Minkowski space-time.

      An analogy is the difference in behavior between objects moving along lines that are initially parallel on a flat 2D plane and the 2D surface of a 3D sphere. On a plane, the objects will never meet. On a sphere, objects that start on adjacent lines of longitude at the equator (assuming the sphere is marked with latitude and longitude lines like the Earth), and move (initially in parallel) North will eventually meet at the North Pole. There is no force that pushes the objects together: they move together because of the geometry of the surface that they travel in.

    128. Re:The one they always overlook by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Can anyone explain it to me in simple terms? I'm not a physicist.

      Sure...wherever you go, there you are..

      May I pass along my congratulations for your great inter-dimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

      All that is, I hope not.
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    129. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because being shot by terrorists is vastly better than being stuck in 1955.

    130. Re:The one they always overlook by mea37 · · Score: 1

      doesn't the curved space-time idea require gravity to affect the body following the path?

      I think you have the tail wagging the dog there. The curvature of spacetime is an affect of a single massive object being present; it does not depend on a second object "following a path" at all. Because the Sun is there, the spacetime in the Earth's neighborhood is curved. This curvature would be there with or without the Earth, and it will affect every object in that neighborhood equally.

      Starting from a GR model, it's actually harder to understand how the time machine wouldn't experience the same curvature as everything else. In other words, why wouldn't it be affected by gravity?

      More generally, your questions seem motivated by the idea that gravitational attraction is an interaction between two objects. According to GR, it's not. A massive object interacts with spacetime; all other objects, when they move through spacetime, are affected by spacetime's now-curved shape in such a way that they appear attracted to the first object.

      This is why light, which has no mass and would be "not affected by gravity" in a Newtonian model, is in fact bent by gravity and even trapped by black holes.

    131. Re:The one they always overlook by pgn674 · · Score: 1

      I always thought the 88 miles per hour requirement explained this. To time travel with the Delorean, it needs to be traveling at 88 miles per hour with respect to the surrounding matter, or frame of reference. If this is a requirement of the time machine, then it's not a large leap to assume that the time machine travels in respect to the position of the surrounding matter, too.

    132. Re:The one they always overlook by VShael · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - the delorean seems to move just in time. So they are accelerating in that direction. Spatially, they just let the inertia keep them relatively still.

    133. Re:The one they always overlook by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Um, no, I'm not saying there 'are' answers.

      I'm saying any hypothetical time trip must have already solved the problems, though. If we accept a premise of a machine that can move people from one point in time to another, we must accept that it somehow arrives relative to somewhere. (Because nowhere else fucking exists.)

      You are 100% correct. Unfortunately, this disproves your own point.

      No, it doesn't, you idiot. My 'premise' is, if we're postulating that time travel exists, that somewhere, somehow, we've going to need an specific selected arrival frame of reference, so the whole 'earth moved while you were going' is total fucking nonsense because it implies that there was some sort of universal frame of reference.

      And just saying 'No' is bullcrap, you ass. Perhaps you would like to explain exactly how those statements are wrong.

      Please notice that at no point whatsoever did I, in any manner, imply time travel was possible, or that it would be possible to location a frame of reference upon arrive.

      I just pointed out that if time travel was possible, if we accept the premise of Back to the Future, the idea that people would arrive 'in space because the earth moved away' is possibly the most idiotic concept I've ever heard. Location does not work like that!

      If people 'arrive', if people time travel at all, they must have some frame of reference to arrive at, and 'the universe' is not a valid frame of reference.

      Selecting something like 'the sun' or 'the galaxy' would allow the earth to 'move away', but that choice would be much stupider, and presumably harder (depending on how this fictional 'selection' process works), than selecting 'the earth'.

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    134. Re:The one they always overlook by xded · · Score: 1

      That depends on how much energy you need to jump the shuttle one day forward. It may not be zero.

    135. Re:The one they always overlook by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      As the other guy pointed out, there's not a 'center' of the universe, but if there were, that would be a damn stupid frame of reference because, duh, the earth moves in relation to it.

      I could only believe that if the time traveler were actually physically present and visible during the whole trip backwards.

      Ah, but you can't do that, because that's essentially antimatter. Reverse the direction in time, reverse the charge. Kaboom.

      Otherwise, if it's fair for the time traveler to pop out in one instant and pop in at another, I don't see how wherever you popped off to is affected by the gravity of reality.

      No, they can't be affected by gravity. If they were, assuming they're intangible, they'd end up inside the earth. (And, of course, having something that's intangible affected by gravity is nonsense anyway.)

      However, there is a way out, or at least a way to keep them out of space. You see, ending up in space actually makes them gain energy, and likewise, ending up lower down makes them lose energy. So all you have to do is postulate that your time machine is energy neutral, that where they arrive cannot be 'more' or 'less' expensive, energy-wise, which means they can't go up or down in the gravity gradient.

      So here is how you build a time machine in fiction:

      The time machine turns you into energy, so you have no real mass, and you exist the entire time, either backwards or forwards. (But no time passes for you.) None of that 'teleporting through time' nonsense. The trip is energy-neutral, so you can't move down because of gravity or up because of inertia. (And your lack of mass means it's easy for that not to happen.) And *handwave* frame dragging means you arrive where you left on the surface. (Frame dragging would probably not actually do this, but whatever.)

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    136. Re:The one they always overlook by stdarg · · Score: 1

      In the Earth's case you can solve that by adding a dimension. Can the universe case be solved by adding a dimension as well, so that a fixed center can be found?

    137. Re:The one they always overlook by sco08y · · Score: 1

      It seems like if gravity affects the time traveler, so should all the other forces. Isn't the end result of what you're saying that the time traveler doesn't travel through time, but merely has a change of consciousness? His body would decay, all the normal changes over time would happen, it would just seem faster, like he had slept through life?

      Say in the normal case we travel through time at some constant velocity X along the time vector. (I think X is actually c - the sum of spatial vectors?) So I figured that if our time traveler is travelling quickly through time, there'd be much less of an effect. If you were moving at 10 times the normal time vector, you could go forward 10 years and only age a year; the whole time you'd see the outside world moving at high speed. Incidentally, I *think* gravity would only have 1/10th the effect, but not sure at all on that one.

      If, OTOH, you used the instantaneous (or near-instantaneous) model of time travel, where you send a leader through first, you wouldn't have that issue. The leader would experience the full time traveled, but when it reached its destination it would pull you through at a high temporal velocity through a (hopefully) survivable route.

      Under that model, to go back a significant way in time, you'd shoot drones through and see what happened to them, much like Stargate. But if they had to travel back through normal time, you'd be limited by how many you could bring with you and the wear and tear of floating around for years and years.

      Otherwise, if his physical body is somehow immune to everything, and doesn't age as he travels, why does gravity affect it? If a chair is moved into his gravity-path as he travels, does he bump it? Does the chair's gravity affect him?

      Using the slow model of time travel, I think if something ran into you, it would affect you. You might want a proper vehicle for protection, and it might make more sense to stay in orbit. You would also run the risk of being seen; going backwards would make it very difficult to avoid changing the timeline by being spotted.

    138. Re:The one they always overlook by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      140 characters or less please. I lost the plot somewhere around e

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    139. Re:The one they always overlook by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Of course you can mathematically embed spacetime into higher dimensional spaces, and then you may find a center of mass in those higher dimensional spaces. However, where that center of mass is will depend on how you embed spacetime into the higher dimensional space, and unless you can find any physical implications of that embedding which you can measure, it doesn't really make any sense anyway. Now, M theory does embed spacetime into higher dimensional spaces, with physical implications (gravitation can "leak" from our universe), so maybe one can define a meaningful center of mass of the universe there. But then, M theory by itself is still a purely speculative theory.

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    140. Re:The one they always overlook by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Time machine = no problem.

      Time machine that puts you in the same place relative to where you left = problem.

      DUH! Have you ever heard of Heishenburg compeshatorsh?

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    141. Re:The one they always overlook by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he entered a random number, and every universe in which he didn't enter 1955 spontaneously ceased to exist, which is why he seemingly entered a very important number by accident. Or I need to smoke less. Or more. I forget.

    142. Re:The one they always overlook by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Just replying that I agree that the person who criticized you is an idiot, because he apparently wanted to pull the "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" card, without even seeing whether it applied.

    143. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geesh, you're never going to let that one time go, are you?

      ~Mom

    144. Re:The one they always overlook by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      If you travel back in time to the exact same spot, just in a different time, then (unless you're REALLY precise on the exact time of day and year), you'll most likely end up floating in space. People who make time travel movies don't seem to realize that the earth moves around its axis and around the sun. The spot I'm standing on right now will be vaccum in just a few minutes.

      If Marty had went back to a different time of year without a space suit, Biff would have been the least of his worries.

      You are forgetting the relative effect gravity has on time and space. The Delorean and the time vortex or whatever you want to call the passage way from one time to the next are all slaves to gravity. Since time and space are relative to each other the Delorean's computer should take all of that into effect when caluating the passage through space/time. I really don't see why the movie makers need to bore the end user of their porduct with such technobable. Or with other nearly impossible details like, Lybian Terrorist being able to get their hands on weapons grade Plutonium, or Prefessor Nutcase being able to build Nuclear Reactor small enough to fit into a Delorean and not blow up like Chernobyl because he used weapons grade plutonium. I could be wrong but I really don't think it would be that easy to smuggle that much weapons grade plutonium into the States, or build a nuclear reactor without drawing unwanted attention from the government. I would say that time paradoxes would be the least of their worries in reality. But like I said, why bore the end user with such details?

    145. Re:The one they always overlook by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The joke is that, really, I was the one making the 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' point, just not in those words.

      People who cleverly point out 'the earth would have moved so you'd appear in empty space' are the ones with a little knowledge. They're apparently post-Copernicus but pre-Einstein or something.

      Time machines that 'works' in fiction must arrive relative to something. As there is no 'the universe' to arrival relative to, the only possibility is that the thing they're arriving relative to is selected somehow.

      And only an insane person would pick something beside 'the earth'. (If you really can pick 'anything', not just massive things, clever people would pick immovable rock structures like Stone Mountain, so that they follow continental drift. but that might not be possible.)

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    146. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either he bootstrapped it with the help of Clara, leveraging his vast intelligence to cobble together something that worked well enough for one trip. He wouldn't have to create everything, just enough to repair the DeLorean (which he had could have taken out of the mine where he left it for Marty and then put back afterwards). He said in his letter that suitable replacement parts wouldn't be invented until the 1950's, but there's no bit of 1950's technology that someone with his resourcefulness couldn't have made himself in 1885 as long as he knew how to make it, which he would. Most of it was probably just transistors, and Doc Brown certainly would be able to make those, or even fabricate ICs. Or for that matter maybe the hoverboard had control circuitry in it that he was able to re-purpose to fix the time machine. Then he took a trip to the the far future and obtained the rest of the materials he needed there with the money from the savings account he opened in 1885. So there wouldn't be any need for him to build everything for the time machine himself out of his blacksmith shop in the old west. Heck, maybe after the one trip to the future he just hired some engineering firm to build the whole train according to his specs.

    147. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Dr. Who reference:

      Mickey Smith: Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device?
      K9: We are in a car.
      Mickey Smith: Maybe a drill attachment?
      K9: We are in a car.
      Mickey Smith: Fat lot of good you are
      K9: We are in a car.
      Mickey Smith: Wait a second. We're in a car.
      K9: Affirmative.
      Mickey Smith: [shouts out window] Get back!
      [crashes car through main doors]

    148. Re:The one they always overlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same reason I don't slowly float of to space on my normal passage through time would explain why I end up in the same place traveling backwards through time, gravity.

      Not to mention, it seems that by being in the past Marty is aware of both true history and modified history, and yet the photograph he carries around keeps changing, even though it's in the past with him.

      Any story with time travel is going to have holes, because time travel itself is paradoxical. In the end though, you've got to remember it's a movie. Fun to think about? Yes. Argue about? Hell yes. Try to use real physics to explain why it isn't going to work? Meh

      But then, I love the movie Hackers...

    149. Re:The one they always overlook by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Everybody who thinks this seems like something they would/could do, say Ay!
      Ay!

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    150. Re:The one they always overlook by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      The big question is where did the Marty that Marty saw going back to 1955 when he got back to 1985 go? We never see him again after that point. Is he trapped in an alternate 1955 or did he end up in an alternate 1985? Maybe I need to smoke more...

  2. grammar point by jmvbxx · · Score: 1, Informative

    There HAVE to be ;)

  3. time to go George Lucas on BTTF by alen · · Score: 1

    someone fire up their CGI skills and make it like it should be and rewrite a few lines of the script

  4. Despite what who? by UncHellMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Despite countless viewings of BTTF I still never through of a few of these. "
    Did you the whole thing?

    1. Re:Despite what who? by FuzzyFox · · Score: 1

      I think you words out.

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    2. Re:Despite what who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you don't the joke.

    3. Re:Despite what who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I accidentally the DeLorean.

    4. Re:Despite what who? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      ROTLMO

    5. Re:Despite what who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Despite countless viewings of BTTF I still never through of a few of these. "

      Did you the whole thing?

      Accidentally.

  5. Of course there are two DeLoreans by rarel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Of course there are two Deloreans. Doc's and Marty's. It's not a plot hole at all, the whole point is that they can't gut Doc's DeLorean for parts since it would create a paradox and prevent Marty from going back in time to 1885.

    The cool thing is that at one point there are FOUR DeLoreans for a few hours in 1955, Marty I, Cowboy Doc, Marty 2 (with Doc) and Biff's.

    1. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by chemicaldave · · Score: 3, Funny

      The cool thing is that at one point there are FOUR DeLoreans for a few hours in 1955, Marty I, Cowboy Doc, Marty 2 (with Doc) and Biff's.

      Delorean actually made that many DMC-12s?

    2. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but most were seized by the DEA ...

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    3. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still remember their ad slogan: "Buy Delorean, Because You Can't Spend *All* Your Money On Cocaine.

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    4. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Of course there are two Deloreans. Doc's and Marty's. It's not a plot hole at all, the whole point is that they can't gut Doc's DeLorean for parts since it would create a paradox and prevent Marty from going back in time to 1885.

      It's been a long time since I've seen the movies, but I'm pretty (75%) sure that they not only discuss this, but show Doc's DeLorean broken down in a mine or somewhere.

    5. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by GlyphedArchitect · · Score: 1

      Actually, they could gut the thing for parts in 1885. All they'd have to do is include which parts get gutted in the letter about the time circuit control chip, which 1955 Doc could then replace (and which would get broken almost immediately afterwards. They'd just have to lie about why they were broken so Marty would remain none the wiser about his own future and break the time machine when coming back.

    6. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      The cool thing is that at one point there are FOUR DeLoreans for a few hours in 1955, Marty I, Cowboy Doc, Marty 2 (with Doc) and Biff's.

      Marty 2 prefers to be called Marty A

    7. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think the ad would be approved nowadays. Sob.

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    8. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by Confusador · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it was cheaper to replicate them through time travel.

    9. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by norminator · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course there are two Deloreans. Doc's and Marty's. It's not a plot hole at all, the whole point is that they can't gut Doc's DeLorean for parts since it would create a paradox and prevent Marty from going back in time to 1885.

      It's been a long time since I've seen the movies, but I'm pretty (75%) sure that they not only discuss this, but show Doc's DeLorean broken down in a mine or somewhere.

      Nope. On both counts.

      In any case, I don't think there were any parts on the busted DeLorean that would have helped. Obviously Doc was able to fix the leak in the fuel line before he tried running the car on whiskey. The problem wasn't parts, it was the lack of gasoline.

    10. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      No, but Doc the 1885 Doc could steal a few parts from his car to repair Marty's 1885 car, then they could both go forward to 1985, buy some spare parts, then go back to 1890 or 1900 or 1950, sneak into the cave, and put back the parts they'd borrowed.

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    11. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Forget 'parts', steal the damn gasoline. They should have at least thought of that, and then dismissed it because Doc already drained the gas from the mine-car. (You don't want gas to sit in a car for that long.)

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    12. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, win the thread.

      Of course, from there it's easy to get into Bill and Ted territory. "Well, when we finally get back to the future, we'll come back and just leave ourselves the gas" :P

    13. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The cool thing is that at one point there are FOUR DeLoreans

      Wow! They actually sold that many?

    14. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by khakipuce · · Score: 1

      Surely then there is a huge amount of energy required to create the extra 3 DeLoreans? If they all exist somewhere in the time line when they didn't before, since E=mc^2 you need a huge amount of energy to conjure the extra mass into being

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  6. The gasoline crunch by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Doc probably could have MacGuyvered a distillation setup to make gasoline out of petroleum, but he quickly figured that it would take him much longer than it would take for him to get murdered and so other options were needed. He just didn't bore Marty with the details and called it impossible, adding the words "in what little time we have" in his own head.

    1. Re:The gasoline crunch by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Doc probably could have MacGuyvered a distillation setup to make gasoline out of petroleum, but he quickly figured that it would take him much longer than it would take for him to get murdered and so other options were needed. He just didn't bore Marty with the details and called it impossible, adding the words "in what little time we have" in his own head.

      Being such an amazing genius he should have realized that he could use Butanol as a direct gasoline replacement. It's been produced by bacteria on an industrial scale since 1916! Doc fail.

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    2. Re:The gasoline crunch by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Completely negating the possibility of just hiding the Delorean and skipping town for a while . . . .

      All they would have had to do is quietly LEAVE. Go somewhere else, and take the Delorean with them. It's 1885. Unless they're not being discrete it's darned hard to find someone who doesn't want to be found, and my guess is Beaufort, seemingly being the short attention-span type of guy, probably wouldn't have kept looking for too long before an "Ohh, shiny!" caught his eye and he went off chasing something else.

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    3. Re:The gasoline crunch by unity100 · · Score: 1

      yeah he could. if he could acquire it in 'what little time' they had.

    4. Re:The gasoline crunch by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      so other options were needed

      Like going out to the DeLorean that Doc had stashed in the mine and siphoning some gas out of its tank?

    5. Re:The gasoline crunch by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's one solution. The other being more or less what he did do, which is leave some hints for Marty in the future. This one is definitely the simplest way of handling it, although for reasons related to plot development Marty forgets to top off the tank before going to retrieve the doc.

    6. Re:The gasoline crunch by BassMan449 · · Score: 1

      No you failed. From Wikipedia:

      The production of butanol by biological means was first performed by Louis Pasteur in 1861.

      That Butanol would have done him a lot of good in 1855.

    7. Re:The gasoline crunch by operagost · · Score: 1

      The gasoline would have long ago evaporated.

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    8. Re:The gasoline crunch by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      He might have run the tank dry just getting it to its remote location, or siphoned off the tank and disposed of the gasoline so it wouldn't damage the tank and engine during its decades of storage in the abandoned mine. He wasn't aware he'd ever need it again at the time.

    9. Re:The gasoline crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the tank punctured by pissed-off indians? Even if he did, it still would have leaked to the ground.

    10. Re:The gasoline crunch by rakuen · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right! He could have manufactured the tools neccessary to collect the bacteria, found the bacteria, collected them, manufactured the tools to process the bacteria, and collect all the Butanol he could have possibly needed to get back home in time for dinner. It's so obvious!

      Except for, you know, the fact that would take an incredibly long time and he'd be killed long before he succeeded.

    11. Re:The gasoline crunch by apparently · · Score: 1
      But in Back to the Future III, they go back to 1885, so uh, no, you failed, (nanner nanner, neener neener?)

      No you failed. From Wikipedia:

      The production of butanol by biological means was first performed by Louis Pasteur in 1861.

      That Butanol would have done him a lot of good in 1855.

    12. Re:The gasoline crunch by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Why do they need to take it with them? It's pretty safe in the cave. Worry about it later.

      Of course, being a movie, they'd run into problems, like stumbling across Beaufort in the very first hotel they slept in the next town over, but it annoys me when people don't think logically.

      Incidentally, while a lot of people talk about repairing Marty's Delorean with Doc's Delorean, no one seems to think about doing it the other way around, which might be easier.

      The problem with Doc's Delorean is that the time circuits were fried, but Marty's Delorean had the time circuits strapped to it on the back, and nothing at all was wrong with them. I mean, Doc had just described how to hook them up, in a letter, surely he could rehook them up the slightly earlier version of the car.

      Whereas Marty's Delorean had blown out part of the engine, and it's a hell of a lot harder to take apart an engine than to move a panel strapped to a car. (Plus, if you actually remove parts of the engine, now Doc in 1955 has to fix a Delorean engine! Good luck with that.)

      Of course, there's the obvious problem that if they take the wrong Delorean, the timeline is insane, but they could just take both Deloreans (Via towing..if it's the 'metal body' it should be possible to connect them.) fix both of them, take them both back, put back the blown-out time circuits, and leave in the right one.

      I really wish we'd had a single line 'Damn, I wish I hadn't drained that gasoline from the Delorean I brought back before packing it up.'.

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    13. Re:The gasoline crunch by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      The gasoline would have long ago evaporated

      You're not thinking like a time traveller. When Marty arrived in 1885 and immediately drained the tank in the MartyDeLorean, Doc had only been in 1885 at most several months - So the DocDeLorean stored in the mine would still have had good fuel in the tank as it would have in turn only been there several months. Even back then, emissions requirements would have been such that the fuel system would have been 'closed' - So there'd be no opportunity for the fuel to evaporate. Water condensation likely wouldn't have been an issue either, in a relatively sealed, dry environment like the desert mine.

    14. Re:The gasoline crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could have just bought some gasoline. There might not have been any gas stations around in 1885, but gasoline was available in canned form as a degreaser (I believe it was called "petroleum spirits"). People also used it to treat lice. That was one of the reasons that gasoline caught on quickly as a vehicle fuel; even if your town didn't have any fuel stations, it was already available at your local general store. 1880's Hill Valley looks like a pretty small town, but I'd bet that a quick train ride to the nearest big city (service to San Francisco is mentioned in the film) would be the most they'd have to do to hunt some down.

      True, 1880's gasoline would have been something like 30 octane and would have torn the crap out of the DeLorean's engine had it been driven for any significant period of time, but they only needed to drive it once.

    15. Re:The gasoline crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which reminds me. What a lucky shot _that_ was. It didn't even leave the less than a 10th of a gallon of gas in the tank that would have been all Marty needed to get it up to 88 MPH. I mean, maybe it didn't all drain out, it just evaporated in the heat with a pierced tank... but it still seems a bit of a stretch.

  7. Wow. Somebody has too much time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on their hands and needs to get a life.

  8. Obviously these would have been resolved in BTTF 4 by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

    Had it ever been made.

  9. Words of Wisdom from UHF Television of the era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Repeat to yourself: It's just a show, I should really just relax.

    1. Re:Words of Wisdom from UHF Television of the era by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, great, now I'm reading these posts in Tom Servo's voice.

    2. Re:Words of Wisdom from UHF Television of the era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWESOME!

    3. Re:Words of Wisdom from UHF Television of the era by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Repeat to yourself: It's just a show, I should really just relax.

      So you say we won't get a MacFusion in five years?

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  10. Jennifer seeing herself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Regarding Jennifer's surprise at seeing herself, the older Jennifer is surprised because they see each other at the same time. Up to the point young Jennifer sees old Jennifer, old Jennifer can't remember seeing young Jennifer because it's not a done deal yet. Time is still in the process of being changed. The movie is pretty clear that changes to the timeline are not predetermined. Old Jennifer cannot remember seeing young Jennifer until it actually happens, thus being a surprise for both parties.

    1. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by alen · · Score: 1

      over the years i've noticed that faces aren't unique. i've met at least one person in my life who looked almost exactly like me and as far as i know we weren't related. even though a few people started wondering since the resemblance was so close. my wife is often compared to a minor hollywood actress.

      and if you look closely at 500 year old paintings or statues of ancient greeks and romans they look just like people do today. one time when i was in italy i saw someone who looked just like Jay Leno. and looking at some groups in the US who like to breed only with each other, the whole community ends up looking alike.

      so Jennifer seeing herself should be a reaction like who the fuck you are you in my house? not why is I from 20 years ago here?

    2. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Also it has to do with another point in the article. While Jennifer is in the future, there is no Jenifer in 1985 to grow old, another paradox. Although I strongly advise against trying to rationalize the plot of this amazingly entertaining trilogy, the way I think we should explain it keeping in the spirit of the movies is: The future is as it would be had the Delorean not traveled in time, at least for a while, since the events that would happen during the visit in the future had not happened yet. Let's not forget that there was a potential that Jennifer would not return, e.g. if she died in the future, her future self should disappear. Then, since we assume her actions are not predetermined, they could not possibly merge in the timeline until she actually returned to 1985. Her older self could not remember her, since it was not yet decided what she will do next and when/how she will return to '85 to grow old, so her grown old state can only be in some sort of "limbo", being in the state she would have been without the time travel until the travel was completed so that there could be some continuity in her existence...
      I am not sure if I made any sense, which is why, as I said, I always advise against analyzing this or any time-travel movie. You simply can't have a solid plot going BACK in time... Going only forward OTOH... Can't wait for a Forever War movie version! ;)

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    3. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by eln · · Score: 1

      my wife is often compared to a minor hollywood actress.

      Kathy Bates? Phyllis Diller? I know, Anne Ramsey!

    4. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by kellyb9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      She's probably just shocked that she looks nothing like what she looked like in the first movie.

    5. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by delinear · · Score: 1

      I think it's 30 years, but that just re-inforces the point - I barely recognise myself as a teenager from photos 20 years ago, and that's sitting down looking at a photo knowing it's me in advance.

    6. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think we're looking at this all wrong. it's not the 'shock', per se, it's some sort of weird timeline thing. But it's not 'seeing herself'

      At the 'same' time she faints, Biff is screwing around with the past and had made the timeline they're in not exist at all. Neither old Jennifer or young Jennifer should exist at that point, and they doubly-shouldn't be meeting each other (Because Doc's time machine shouldn't exist.)

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    7. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Up to the point young Jennifer sees old Jennifer, old Jennifer can't remember seeing young Jennifer because it's not a done deal yet. Time is still in the process of being changed.

      It's even messier than that. Young Jennifer will remember meeting Old Jennifer. Young Jennifer will turn into Old Jennifer. Old Jennifer will now react differently to meeting the new Young Jennifer. New Young Jennifer will become new Old Jennifer. This cycle will go on infinitely, hence the reality-destroying paradox (that may only be localized to our galaxy) the Doc warned about. There's a decent chance that 'surprise' wasn't the only factor in her trip to sleepyland.

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    8. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      You can most definitely have a solid plot of going back in time, as long as the movie does not permit changing the past. The characters might believe they are traveling back and changing the past, but it always was the case that they traveled back in time and did what they did.

      There are movies operating on this mechanic that can withstand heavy scrutiny. (They may have minor mistakes, like the continuity mistakes found in non-time-travel movies, but nothing that prevents analyzing the core story). One example of such a movie is _12_Monkeys_.

      Philosophers have arguments for permitting backwards time travel (but without permitting changing the past) which appear to be rather sound, more so than most other philosophical arguments. However, permitting such backwards time travel appear to violate free will, since if one were to meet a future self that had traveled back in time, they would not have the option of later choosing not to time travel.

      If one allows only forward time travel then one can easily keep free will.

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    9. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      > This cycle will go on infinitely, hence the reality-destroying paradox

      Nope, it would continue until old-Jennifer meeting new-Jennifer happened in such a way that it didn't cause any further changes. Like two chatbots ultimately settling down into the exact same dialog repeated over and over again. It'd be a good approximation of an ontological paradox or closed time loop.

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    10. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Surely the biggest problem with the movie is that they keep an attempted rapist around to clean their cars?? I mean, what sort of justice is that? Keep you friends closer and the people who attempted to rape your wife even closer?

      Still, great movies.

  11. Frame of Reference Problem by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I picture a lone Delorean, forever floating through empty space at 88 miles per hour.

    I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour ... in reference to what? In the movies the DeLorean is traveling at 88 miles per hour as would be seen by an observer standing on Earth's surface. But to someone standing perfectly still in reference to the absolute center of the solar system -- as you seem to imply time machines are initially calibrated to -- then the velocity of the DeLorean would change with the velocity of the Earth around the Sun. Why are you only referencing the solar system and not galaxy or nebula or universe? So ... yeah, 88 miles per hour for those of us still on Earth many miles away. But your own post suffers the same problem that the movie suffers which is a frame of reference to the velocity and position.

    Basically for new writers who write a science fiction time travel story you gotta make sure you mention briefly that you solved the orbit/rotation/surface problem and have calibrated your time machine to account for the ever changing topography of the Earth as well as its orbit and rotation ... Or maybe claim that you machine is anchored to Earth's gravity well to simplify things a bit more?

    They were fun movies and nothing more. It might be fun to dissect them but if this is news, stand back in awe for my dissection of about a hundred other movies ...

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    1. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour ... in reference to what?

      In reference to Einstein's dead body, of course.

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    2. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm flux capacitor duh

    3. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe claim that you machine is anchored to Earth's gravity well to simplify things a bit more?

      The Earth's gravity well is also specific to a moment in time, as Earth changes structure internally and it constantly pulls in matter.

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    4. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by fat4eyes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't even understand why this needs explanation. We all travel forward through time, and no-one needs an explanation of why we don't phase through the planet as time moves forward. Yet somehow traveling through time in a different direction (or at a different speed) will somehow cause you to end up in space. What needs asking is what does a time machine look like to the people in "normal" time when it is traveling backwards through time.

    5. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Ah, so frame dragging isn't a real phenomena?

    6. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or maybe claim that you machine is anchored to Earth's gravity well to simplify things a bit more?

      Just imply that time and gravity are linked and your problems are over, the universe solves them for you! And since nobody has yet disproved this it's not even fantasy, although I certainly wouldn't call it hard sci-fi :)

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    7. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Yea, I'm thinking anchored in our gravity well is the answer. If time travel is possible it will most likely be through traveling through time forwards or backwards and not an instant jump. Assuming all things constant, traveling backwards in time should allow you to have a constant velocity that matches the earth, though you may want to slowly ramp up the speed of your travel as two quick of a change could send your flying.

    8. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      too damnit, too.

    9. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Securityemo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, this problem is moot. As it happens, the absolute frame of reference in this universe defaults to the "sleeping" "body" of Cthulhu, in the "city" of R'hyleh, "located" on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean here on Earth. So at most it's a difference of a few centimeters.

      (Seriously, this always disturb me on some visceral level when works of fiction discuss a universial frame of reference like there was such a thing? The relative frame of reference of "the universe"? Aeaeaeaeafhtagn...)

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    10. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you account for all the spinning that this movie induced, then?

    11. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by delinear · · Score: 1

      That's why they named the dog after him, in the hope that the flattery would cause him to forgive their playing dice with the universe.

    12. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by thomthom · · Score: 1

      Basically for new writers who write a science fiction time travel story you gotta make sure you mention briefly that you solved the orbit/rotation/surface problem and have calibrated your time machine to account for the ever changing topography of the Earth as well as its orbit and rotation ... Or maybe claim that you machine is anchored to Earth's gravity well to simplify things a bit more?

      Got to make sure? Why? It's fiction, it's a story, entertainment. If you have to make plausible claims and explaination for every little details it'll be a book that bore you to death.

    13. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      All travels are in spacetime, not merely one or the other. With "normal"/forward mode - basic things like inertia, conservation of energy or causality keep everything in check.

      They break down completely with tricks like in BTTF. It might be not a coincidence that the inertia appears to act like the sum of gravitational influence exerted on a given body by the rest of the universe - but there's one problem with that. Gravitation works at the speed of light. For it to be responsible for inertia, the influence would have to be instantaneous - essentially going back in time to the body in question.

      It does hint that tricks meddling with FTL and time travel would step on the toes of some very fundamental stuff. Perhaps also at: however different the value of c would be, it still wouldn't change things much proportionally when assuming a universe close to ours.

      BTTF is just a fun fairytale, can we get over it?

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    14. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      They certainly appear to be linked; but not exactly in the way which would work for BTTF...

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    15. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Simpler: it most likely isn't possible.

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    16. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Suspension of disbelief is a real problem for you. You must be first on the list for movie invitations.

    17. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by bodan · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I need an explanation for why I don’t phase through the planet as time moves (normally) forward. And I have it: various laws of physics explain how the Earth pulls me towards its center (via gravity) and how various electromagnetic forces stop me upon hitting its surface. More importantly, *time* is a very important and fundamental element of all those laws.

      Obviously (1) time travel is not explained by the physics laws I know; but (2) they don’t not *quite* say it’s impossible; also (3) one would expect that any new discoveries about time travel would not exactly change everything, so the known laws would still have to be *almost* satisfied.

      Time travel as is usually represented in movies (and, in particular, our example) happens much faster than real life, so just saying “it’s all the same, just in reverse”, doesn’t work. For instance, during the 100-year leap, the Earth moved around 1E12 kilometers relative to the Cosmic Microwave Background (as close as we might get to a “universal” frame of reference). Lightspeed is 3E5 kilometers per second. The movies suggest that from the *inside* of the car, the trip takes clearly less than 10 seconds (very conservatively, IIRC it seemed instantaneous). You can say that “time” inside the car “stops”, but then the “everything is the same, just backwards in time” explanation is not quite enough.

      (Simpler thought experiments for physics-minded people: an observer looks at the sky, takes a 100-years trip in the car, looks again at the sky, and notices that the *entire*universe* moved with, oh, on billion times light-speed from his point of view. You can get other fun examples, for instance go back N years, launch yourself with the car inside a .1lightspeed-spacecraft, then go forward N years [after you figure out what “going 80 miles an hour” means inside a spacecraft]; relative to the Earth you’ve just traveled about .1N light-years, in only the time needed to launch and accelerate the craft, which is constant. Ergo, you can travel at any speed you want.)

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    18. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't even understand why this needs explanation. We all travel forward through time, and no-one needs an explanation of why we don't phase through the planet as time moves forward.

      Of course we need an explanation. Fortunately we have it: Because the matter below us causes a force on us (combined gravitational, elastic and friction), keeping us at "the same" place relative to the ground. For the very same reason there's no problem with H. G. Wells' time machine, because it's at its place all the time (he constantly sees the surrounding, just in another pace; of course that sort of time travel has its own set of problems, but that's another story), so it also should be subject to this force. However the time machine in BTTF (as well as the time machines in most stories/movies/series today) basically makes a jump in time, i.e. it simply isn't there in the intermediate times, thus there's no force which would keep it in place.

      Of course one could argue that since "the same place at another time" isn't exactly defined anyway, the inventor of the time machine must have built in some calculation of the relative position of earth at the destination, and manages to move the time machine to exactly that place. However, that should enable you to not only choose the time, but also the place where you appear (possibly restricted to the future/past light cone, but that covers all of the earth for any reasonable time travel; of course if you only travel a microsecond, your choices of reentry are severely limited). There's absolutely no reason then to restrict the time machine to enter at the "same" place.

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    19. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      well, the fact that you need to reach 88mph suggests that whatever mechanism is being used for this time travel is somehow intrinsically linked to the earth's gravitational field.
      We know that there is a relationship between space-time and gravity so it is fairly reasonable to presume that gravity fields might be a significant factor in a time travel device's operation... it would also explain the 'spatial problem' of the earth being in a different location at different times. If the nearest significant gravitational space-time distortion is a kind of axis around which a device could swing through time....
      I mean... something has to be the base spatial reference... since there is no universal spatial reference point it makes a lot sense to use the closest gravity well.

    20. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      you don't find the video evidence compelling? ...we all saw the delorean disappear...

    21. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "Gravitation works at the speed of light"
      Stupid question: do we know that for sure?

      I guess it's testable, short of creating/annihilating a source of gravity (which was my first thought) - somehow measure the gravitational pull of a source that's changing distance at a known rate, and if the gravitational change over time exactly matches a visible change (since that should also be arriving at light speed, no?), then they are identical in speed.

      Has someone done that?

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    22. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      There is no reason a car in space can't say 88mph on it's speedometer. The speedometer measures the rotational speed of the wheels relative to their axles, not the linear speed of the car relative to anything.

    23. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Yes, you just have to look how it influences objects. On the scale of our system, with distances measured in light minutes and hours, it's straightforward enough for a long time.

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    24. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or why in "The Time Machine" did no one ever build anything in the spot where the (apparently transparent) time machine stood.

    25. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2, Informative
    26. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      In reference to Einstein's dead body, of course.

      That's just perceived motion as he spins in his grave.

    27. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by anyGould · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Got to make sure? Why? It's fiction, it's a story, entertainment. If you have to make plausible claims and explaination for every little details it'll be a book that bore you to death.

      Agreed - take a trick from Doctor Who or Firefly - explain just enough, and only when it's necessary for the plot. How do you get the time machine to keep you in the same relative position? You turn it on and drive really fast.

    28. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The video evidence was clearly fake. True time travel would have created so much heat at departure that Doc Brown and Marty would have been fried. That's why real time machines are always inside buildings with heat shielding.

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    29. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      In special relativity it is equal to c; indeed any interaction is limited to c. Now, go fetch some isolated efforts dispelling all the evidence supportive of relativity.

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    30. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Don't say 'moment in time', that's like saying 'ATM Machine', 'PIN Number', or... or... idle.slashdot.org.

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    31. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by sznupi · · Score: 1

      PS. Overall: remember this assumption is an integral part of the theories of relativity. Many predictions of which have been successfully verified again and again.

      Sure, some other theory might very well supplant it in the future, but most likely in this style.

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    32. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The scene in Time After Time where Wells comes out of the Time Machine and the little girl says "Mommy that man just appeared in that machine!" still makes me laugh (though, in fairness, it was *supposed* to be funny).

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    33. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

      Don't say 'moment in time', that's like saying 'ATM Machine', 'PIN Number', or... or... idle.slashdot.org.

      Then how does one differentiate between moment (inertia), moment (time) and all the other types of moments?

      Saying "ATM Machine" or "PIN number" is different -- ignorance of an acronym's meaning isn't the same as excessive specificity.

    34. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Altus · · Score: 1

      In Physics the word moment can refer to things other than time.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moment_(physics)

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    35. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour ... in reference to what?

      I'd answer you, but dopey McFly didn't give me the answer yet. I gotta go pound on his head, I'll tell you as soon as he tells me.

      Sincerely,
      Biff

    36. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by kmcarr · · Score: 1

      "If time travel is possible..."

      It has already been done; since we have no record of visitors from the future then it must not be possible.

      Ah, you arrogant humans, thinking you're interesting enough to pay a visit to.

    37. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Of course, it won't even be travelling at 88 miles per hour relative to the Earth, as we're constantly accelerating toward the Sun. Then of course, you'd be subject to some gravitation, so you wouldn't stay at 88 mph even relative to the arbitrary point you started at!

    38. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by stdarg · · Score: 1

      The conventional (I guess) time travel idea is that you're winding a tape backwards, so gravity isn't actually repelling you, its effects are just being undone one frame at a time. Then you're inserted into the final frame. But if there's a time/gravity link the whole time, the link would have to either ignore the direction of time, or it would be reversed and you'd be pushed away from the ground.

      Also, if you travel backwards through time in the way you're talking about, wouldn't the time traveler be seen/detectable at each point? In a sense just moving backwards, but otherwise visible? (Or, if physical processes reverse like I'm suggesting with gravity, become sort of black hole like with respect to visibility?)

    39. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour

      If it makes you feel more comfortable, think of the Delorean as standing still and the rest of the universe moving 88 Mph slower.

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    40. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Agreed - take a trick from Doctor Who or Firefly - explain just enough

      Just enough... just enough?

      "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff."
      — The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Blink"

      "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff" is "just enough", in the same way that "big" describes the universe "just enough"

    41. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. It could have been just a safety interlock that the Doc built in, to be sure you were REALLY committed to the timejump. 88 is an unlikely speed to hit just driving around town. If he'd not put in that interlock, and just had a button to initiate the time travel instead, it'd pretty much suck if you accidentally bumped it and only had the one vial of plutonium in the chamber. Remember he'd set it at one point to go to the birth of Jesus. If he'd accidentally hit the button, it's fairly unlikely that even Christ himself could have gotten you the necessary plutonium to get back home.

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    42. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well duh, It was all solved with the flux capacitor

    43. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      If gravity and all forces were going in reverse you'd probably get younger/lose your memory as your travelled back in time, so that when you got there you would just be reliving the events you already lived..

      Now to do it right you'd need some sort of bubble where inside the bubble time is travelling forwards, and outside the bubble its travelling backwards. In such a situation, I guess it depends, you may appear as just slight blips to the people traveling forward in time (like a car passing you on the street going the opposite direction) or yes, your bubble may be visible for the entire length of your trip.. I'd build some underground container in that case... OR like a casket, where you get in... oh nevermind.. Whats the name of that movie? it was awesome..

    44. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      "Premier" that it, awesome movie..
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primer_(film)

    45. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by alexo · · Score: 1

      We all travel forward through time, and no-one needs an explanation of why we don't phase through the planet as time moves forward.

      Maybe because the planet "travels forward through time" at the same "speed" and "direction" that we do?

    46. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it's a "safety feature as you suggest. If the 88Mph requirement is an "Interlock" like you say, then why couldn't Doc just remove or disable it in the Third movie so that they don't need to steal a train to push the Delorean??

    47. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      What needs asking is what does a time machine look like to the people in "normal" time when it is traveling backwards through time.

      It doesn't look like anything. This is like asking you if you recall what something looked like - but it hasn't happened yet.

    48. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Assuming he hard coded it onto the CPU, where's he going to find a microchip fabrication facility in the Old West? The blacksmith just isn't gonna cut it ;)

      If it's user-programmable, then where's he going to find the PC to interface with the DeLorean?

      Better to just work with the way the time machine was designed, since if you screw something up you'll theoretically be stuck.

      Of course, the immediate argument against this will be that the "you can't build this crap in the 1800's" theory goes out the window with the flying time traveling train at the end of III. But if you're thinking that, you're forgetting about that second DeLorean TFA talked about. The Doc probably cannibalized that. Getting Marty back was mission critical - no point sending him back to 1985 after 5 years of rebuilding because his age would be wrong.

      Getting the doc's family through time didn't have to happen right away, and after the near-disaster with Marty's trip, the Doc would probably have wanted to spend a lot of time making sure things were nice and safe before he made the trip.

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    49. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they're clearly not travelling through time at a different speed, or they would still occupy the space in the intervening decades. They jump from time A to time B, which at least *seems* a different matter.

    50. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour ... in reference to what? In the movies the DeLorean is traveling at 88 miles per hour as would be seen by an observer standing on Earth's surface.

      In reference to... the cameraman who filmed the "this is where we go through time" Delorean shot?

      (NOte, I was referring to that camera man at that very instant in time, not 25 years later when he's nursing a coke habit and tens of thousands in medical bill debt, somewhere in Detroit.)

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    51. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Time travel is like a quickly running stream. You can hop in and float down stream, but you can't swim upstream. With effort, you might actually feel like time is running slower (eg. try swimming upstream), but it's still progressing.

      But if you were to hop from the water, you could easily go upstream (back in time). You're operating on a different plane, and therefore time (the stream) has no impact on you directly.

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    52. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In reference to Einstein's dead body, of course." Which also is a rapidly-rotating reference frame.

    53. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      I don't even understand why this needs explanation. We all travel forward through time, and no-one needs an explanation of why we don't phase through the planet as time moves forward.

      As it happens, there is an explanation. It's called inertia. That's why we travel with the planet. But if we jump through time, our inertia won't guarantee we will end up at the same spot relative to an earth based frame of reference.

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    54. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Yeah I saw that movie. It was awesome. It avoided most of these problems by having a beginning point and an end point anchored by the machine. Whatever path you took while inside the machine was irrelevant, it was like a wormhole or something that went back and forth between those endpoints.

    55. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by scottrocket · · Score: 1
      We all travel forward through time, and no-one needs an explanation of why we don't phase through the planet as time moves forward.

      "Maybe because the planet "travels forward through time" at the same "speed" and "direction" that we do?"

      And if we travel backwards in time, does the planet "travel backward through time" at the same "speed" and "direction" that we do? :)

    56. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You aren't going to trick me that easily

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    57. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1

      Basically for new writers who write a science fiction time travel story you gotta make sure you mention briefly that you solved the orbit/rotation/surface problem and have calibrated your time machine to account for the ever changing topography of the Earth as well as its orbit and rotation ...

      No you don't. That's just bad writing. The less you explain, the better.

      A lot of sci-fi suffers from over-explaining things with awful, cringe-worthy, pseudo-scientific crap. It adds nothing to the story. "Midichlorians" is the obvious example, but even explanations somewhat based on real science are often completely unnecessary and just seem self-important.

      "I've invented a time-machine" says all that is needed to move the story forward. In fact, I always thought that the whole flux capacitor/88 miles per hour schtick was there just to make fun of all the self-important sci-fi.

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    58. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by MariusBoo · · Score: 1
    59. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by dave420 · · Score: 1

      UneducatedSoldier more like :)

    60. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, he's not thinking. You should emphatically remind him to do that.

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    61. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your explanation would make sense if the time machine could travel through time to 1955 by sitting in the same place since then, essentially changing each moment of history as it goes backwards so that there's a Delorean in it. To do that effectively, it would need to be done in a place that you knew would be undisturbed and intact the entire time. But the time machine in the movie didn't do that. It vanished out of the present and re-appeared in the past or future without existing in the intervening time. So, it's pretty clear from the moves that people in "normal" time don't see it, feel it or interact with it in any obvious way as it travels. As normal items travel through time, they maintain their position through inertia and through interaction with the magnetic, gravitational, (and to a very limited degree) and nuclear forces of their surroundings. It seems pretty clear that the time machine in _Back to the Future_ does not interact with those forces when it vanishes, or if it does, it does so in some way that either violates Newtons third law, or probably the Heisenburg Uncertainty principle (although not necessarily, since there's no reason it couldn't just be affecting the universe as it travels, but weakly). I have no idea what should happen regarding inertia as it travels. So, we can either say that it's just ignored in the movie, or that, in the universe of the movie, there's some special property of place that isn't obvious to us in our universe, or that the time machine can travel in space as well and either predicts where it will need to come out with impossible accuracy, or that it somehow tracks the real universe while outside it (some support for this with Doc's time traveling train, which affected "normal" time by making the railroad crossing activate before it jumped in), or that, while time traveling, it's still in the real universe, but somehow interacting with it much more weakly in some sort of perfectly scaled fashion.

    62. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first paper is written by Tom Van Flandern, an astronomer with some accomplishments, but who also seems to have a streak of quackery. He was convinced that the "face on mars" and numerous other martian features were alien artifacts from Martian immigrants who came from planet V (currently the asteroid belt). He also believed absolutely in certain types of free energy, etc. Now, I'll admit that the guy wasn't some Plasma Cosmology loon or anything like that, but his ideas fall into the "extraordinary claims" department. I also can't help noticing in his wikipedia page that there are some odd claims, like that the mainstream scientific community rejected his claim that some asteroids have natural satellites. I can't picture any sane astronomer or physicist rejecting the idea that any large enough body could have its own satellite. That strikes me as one of those persecution complex style claims you get from people delving into quackery.

      The other paper is by Clifford M Will, whose wikipedia page sounds just a little too much like his resume. Overall, the guy seems to have an almost personal grudge against Einstein and General Relativity.

      Overall, these papers seem to be by smart people who understand the material they're dealing with and really are spotting holes in our understanding of certain phenomena, but are filling in those holes with some of their own wishful thinking. If their theories are vindicated some day, then all power to them. The chances that they're right don't seem very high. Believe me, I _want_ them to be right. Limitless free energy, faster than light travel, ancient alien civilizations on Mars. 10th planets (9th now, of course) that vanished from our solar system a blink of an eye ago in astronomical time, humans actually being descended from alien refugees... All of that stuff would be really, really cool. It would also be cool if I discovered the trigger to my latent mutant superpowers, but I don't think that's happening any time soon.

    63. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My pet theory on this was that the time machine created some sort of "portal" in front of it that it needed to pass through (fixed in place rather than moving due to gravitational locking or maybe even just air pressure) and that 88 mph was some sort of minimum safe speed to pass through it, possibly due to the average speed of molecules in the solid, liquid and gaseous matter passing through it. The idea being that molecules traveling backwards through the portal would be annihilated or simply left behind. The end result of this would be to leave say 5% of all the matter passing through behind with the result on living things probably looking something like massive radiation exposure. Of course gas molecules move at an average of more like 1000 MPH, although obviously only some of them would be moving in the wrong direction. In any case, it seemed like a decent explanation of why time travel might require you to reach a certain speed.

    64. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by alexo · · Score: 1

      And if we travel backwards in time, does the planet "travel backward through time" at the same "speed" and "direction" that we do? :)

      Not in the movie. The "present" you arrives at a "past" location.

    65. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by Veretax · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you were to go back to the Way Back Machine, way back to when there was a BTTF Cartoon, they actually built a location ability into the DeLorean and probably the train as well. I remember an episode where the DeLorean got stolen after some heist, with Einy stuck in the car, and one of the idiots was talking to his partner named Sydney, asking how much they had earned: "1890 Sydney" and they ended up back in Sydney during the old colonial days c1890.) Heck come to think of it they went all over the place in that series.

  12. these bloopers have been fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you fire up your DVD or VHS tape, you'll see that someone went back and fixed them in the original master. They went through a lot of trouble, too.

  13. The universal answer to these questions by FranTaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can be found in a "Rocky and Bullwinkle" episode from long ago.

    Boris Badenof has just cut the rope on a large treasure chest that dangles over a cliff. Of course he is standing on the treasure chest at the time so they both fall together. In typical comic form the treasure chest inverts as it falls, so Boris is underneath it as it crashes to the ground.

    Natasha cries out, "Oh Boris are you okay?"

    Boris says in response: "Don't worry, tis only cartoon".

    1. Re:The universal answer to these questions by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      But BTTF was not a cartoon, it was real! My Mama told me so...

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    2. Re:The universal answer to these questions by Theoboley · · Score: 1
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  14. Here's one that's always bugged me. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    In the first movie, Marty goes back in time and changes a bunch of things, so the world is different (albeit slightly) when he gets back. But what about inventing Rock & Roll and the song Johnny B Goode, and giving them to Chuck Berry via his cousin Marvin? That's something that stayed the same because he went back. So was he always supposed to go back or not?

    1. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      In the first movie, Marty goes back in time and changes a bunch of things, so the world is different (albeit slightly) when he gets back. But what about inventing Rock & Roll and the song Johnny B Goode, and giving them to Chuck Berry via his cousin Marvin? That's something that stayed the same because he went back. So was he always supposed to go back or not?

      Well, there are a LOT of plot holes and time travel goofs.

      But as for Johnny B Goode, by the time Marvin calls Martin and turns the phone towards the stage, McFly is already doing his 1980's guitar riff which the audience hated.

      Granted, the Marvin (the cousin) probably remembers enough of it to relay to Chuck.

    2. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original History: Chuck Berry writes the wrong
      New History: Chuck Berry has an idea for a song like this, Marvin calls him. Chuck thinks, "wow, that's just what I pictured!" and writes the song.

      The end.

    3. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Why is everyone assuming that Chuck Berry wrote the song in the first timeline? For all we know, that song was a brand new 1985 song that Marty liked.

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    4. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he says its an oldie where he comes from, and that its a blues riff from B, and they had to watch him for the changes.

    5. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Well, okay, maybe it's a 1980 song Marty liked.

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    6. Re:Here's one that's always bugged me. by tmmagee · · Score: 1

      He tells the audience beforehand that the song is an "oldy where he comes from."

  15. A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by Evildonald · · Score: 1

    What about the biggest hole? The fact that at the end of BTTF 2, when Doc is floating in the Delorean and struck by lightning, he is not travelling at 88 Mph! He travels backwards in time while just hovering. The speed is a myth!

    1. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by rarel · · Score: 1

      I recall Doc explaining it in his letter as the lightning strike overloading the time circuits, activating them prematurely. We see them acting wonky several times before that happens too.

    2. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the movie again and notice the fire trails in the sky which imply the lightning not only activated the time circuits but also caused hover drive to malfunction. Perhaps the real issue in this scene is that the sudden acceleration to 88 should have killed the doc. Hmmm.

    3. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if you look at the fire trail the Delorean leaves behind after the lightning strike, it looks like a series of curls, which leads some to speculate that the lightning strike made the car spin on its axis at 88mph.

    4. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Also, if you look at the fire trail the Delorean leaves behind after the lightning strike, it looks like a series of curls, which leads some to speculate that the lightning strike made the car spin on its axis at 88mph.

      Which part was moving at 88mph? The axis or the periphery? If only one part of the car had to move at 88mph, why not just install a flywheel somewhere in the chassis and let the rest of the car remain perfectly still?

      Maybe the car just had to do 88 [any unit of measurement] and in this case it was 88rpms.

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    5. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by norminator · · Score: 1

      Maybe the speed was a design decision, and doesn't have anything to do with any natural law of time travel or with the flux capacitor. Maybe Doc set up the DeLorean to only travel through time at 88 mph because he didn't wantanyone accidentally traveling through time.

      Although that would be a pretty terrible design decision, because if you're moving at 90 mph and suddenly travel back/forward in time, you won't know what who/what you're going to run over when you make the jump. Not to mention, Marty traveled though time on accident, so as a safety feature 88 mph didn't do anyone any good.

      Also, I can't get to TFA because of a block at work, but I've always wondered how the DeLorean in the cave can be in as good condition as it was, considering it not only got struck by lightning, but subsequently must have fallen 20 feet out of the air. Actually, Doc should have been roughed up pretty good, too.

    6. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I don't think the 'fire trails' by themselves indicate that it malfunctioned, I think it does that whenever it travels through time. (No matter how little sense that makes when it's not on the ground.) What indicates a malfunction is they fact they're curled.

      That depends on how long it moves at that speed.

      Any intelligence person who build a hover-drive that could accelerate at such speeds would build in a hardware limiter that detected such a high level of acceleration and run the drive in 'standing still' mode.

      So perhaps the car was going 88 MPH for, say, .001 seconds until the fail-safes kicked in and the drive reversed. Which is a short enough distance that the seats could absorb it without killing Doc.

      OTOH, such absurd acceleration would probably rip the 'forward momentum imparter' (Whatever it's called in a hovercar) out of the car, so that's not really a solution either. Parts of vehicles can't go 90 MPH suddenly and leave the car intact. (Except for the wheels.) I mean, that's a 'reverse crash' and would cause just as much damage. A 'real hovercar' might allow this, but this was a retrofitted Delorean.

      Perhaps we should just assume that the hoverdrive somehow magically imparts momentum to the entire car and everything in it.

      I think the filmmakers wanted us to assume that the wheels started spinning at 88 MPH, which is stupid in a number of ways.

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    7. Re:A hovering car is not travelling at 88Mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the car just had to do 88 [any unit of measurement] and in this case it was 88rpms.

      So it could time travel by doing the Kessel run in 88 parsecs?

  16. Some of these are off by PingSpike · · Score: 1

    Logically, Marty's parents would have had a fight about Lorraine having cheated on George with Calvin Klein well before Marty reached that stage in his life. There's no reason they suddenly would have had that fight on the exact day Marty came back from 1955.

    1. Re:Some of these are off by Nursie · · Score: 1

      What I came here to say.

      George would be convinced that she'd tracked down this Calvin Klein and had some out-of-wedlock with him.

    2. Re:Some of these are off by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

      Although this has been used in stand-up comedic routines to great effect, George and Lorraine probably wouldn't fight about Marty being possibly fathered by Calvin Klein, due to the fact that he's the youngest of their three children, and his conception and birth occur long after George and Lorraine last saw Calvin's face.

  17. Separate Time Lines by crndg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are many different ways time travel can be presented in fiction, with many different sets of "rules." In my opinion, BTTF actually sticks pretty close to its own rules, except when a) absolutely necessary for the story, or b) good for a laugh (see a).

    The reason future versions of people don't know what's going on right now in their being-rewritten past is because they're in a different line on Doc's chalkboard. So when Doc in 1885 writes the note to Marty, he is from a future where (when?) he didn't know he was going to be killed by Mad Dog Tannen. So he couldn't possibly know that Marty was going to need to come back and rescue him, and would need gasoline to do it.

    As for why Marty's parents don't recognize him, I would say they've had years to forget the details of what Calvin Klein looked like, and years of seeing their son every day as he grew up to look like someone they haven't seen in 30 years. Think of someone you know and see often. Now look at a picture of them from a long time ago. In your mind, they may seem like they haven't changed, but they have. It's like how I still picture my dad looking like he did a while back, when I saw him more often, and am now shocked to see that he has turned into Rush Limbaugh (not literally, but eerily similar-looking).

    The one good question posed by this article is about whether Marty and Jennifer would exist in 2015, after they have just gone off in the time machine w/ Doc Brown in 1985. At that point, we might think they should be removed from any future time line until they return safely to 1985. I can only surmise that when traveling to the future, the Delorean travels along the future time line it is leaving, without regard for any changes it may introduce by doing so.

    Perhaps a better overall question is: what happens to all the versions of people stuck on those time lines that are then cancelled out by Doc and Marty's travels? Do they zap out of existence? Do the time lines continue on, with fake-boob Lorraine married to Biff and all the other unpleasantness? Should we be happy that everything worked out for "our" Marty, because he's the only character who is the same person we met at the beginning of the first movie?

    1. Re:Separate Time Lines by rarel · · Score: 1
      The one good question posed by this article is about whether Marty and Jennifer would exist in 2015, after they have just gone off in the time machine w/ Doc Brown in 1985. At that point, we might think they should be removed from any future time line until they return safely to 1985. I can only surmise that when traveling to the future, the Delorean travels along the future time line it is leaving, without regard for any changes it may introduce by doing so.

      The author fails to realize one key point, the fact that Marty and Jennifer returned afterwards. If Doc had wanted a more dramatic experiment, he would have sent Einstein back in time after the first time transition. It would have been the same as BTTF2, only with a dog and spanning a minute, instead of our heroes and 30 years.

      It would also have been one hell of a shocker for Marty and Doc to see Einstein appear before it even leaves with the clocks marking two minutes more than it should.

    2. Re:Separate Time Lines by crndg · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but until Marty and Jennifer return, there is a possibility that they could die or get trapped in the future and never return, in which case there would be no M/J(2015) for them to visit. And after M/J(1985) return, their future selves have already been sorted out, so they would exist as different people (not fired, kids not in jail).

      It only works if the original theory applies, and the Delorean travels along the current time track as if the people going to the future never left the present.

      IMHO, of course.

    3. Re:Separate Time Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then to make a real mess of things, put future Einstein in the present time machine and send him back again. Instant Time Loops, now with a free paradox inside.

    4. Re:Separate Time Lines by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      As for why Marty's parents don't recognize him, I would say they've had years to forget the details of what Calvin Klein looked like, and years of seeing their son every day as he grew up to look like someone they haven't seen in 30 years. Think of someone you know and see often. Now look at a picture of them from a long time ago. In your mind, they may seem like they haven't changed, but they have. It's like how I still picture my dad looking like he did a while back, when I saw him more often, and am now shocked to see that he has turned into Rush Limbaugh (not literally, but eerily similar-looking).

      You could save a lot of Democrats a lot of heartache by preventing your father from buying a delorean in the near future.

    5. Re:Separate Time Lines by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a better overall question is: what happens to all the versions of people stuck on those time lines that are then cancelled out by Doc and Marty's travels? Do they zap out of existence? Do the time lines continue on, with fake-boob Lorraine married to Biff and all the other unpleasantness? Should we be happy that everything worked out for "our" Marty, because he's the only character who is the same person we met at the beginning of the first movie?

      I always thought the time lines (those and infinite others, with infinite branches at each moment) already existed, and they simply "jumped" between them due to their actions.

    6. Re:Separate Time Lines by stubob · · Score: 1

      I think the answer to "Why don't Marty's parent recognize him?" is simpler. They have the same effect that was happening to Marty in 1955, in reverse. When Marty traveled back, the picture of his family starts to fade as he gets away from that timeline. So once he leaves, the timelines merge, and his parents' memory of him fades, just like his picture faded, until the memory is erased.

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    7. Re:Separate Time Lines by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Uhm, wrong. Any disturbance spreads with nearly the speed of light, and our universe is so damn chaotic the lines in the phase space diverge catastrophally nearly outright.

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    8. Re:Separate Time Lines by Veretax · · Score: 1

      I kind of like the way they handled this question in Star Gate Continuum. Where Col Mitchell's ancestor gets killed but they end up warping through the gate before he can fade out of existence, making him an anomaly of sorts.

    9. Re:Separate Time Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the timeline where Biff owns the town is a result of time travel. In other words, yes it could simply be an alternate universe that exists anyway, but in that case, it's an alternate universe where an old version of Biff with a Delorean popped into existence, gave Biff a book with years worth of future sports results, then popped out of existence, leaving the book. If you accept that there are an infinite number of universes branching off from every possible quantum event, then that is possible. It's just that it also means that the odds of that universe are about the same as the one where a giant talking rabbit appeared and gave Biff the book. To me it boils down to the question of whether or not we're watching a causal chain of events or are we just jumping around to views of different possible, but highly improbable universes where copies of our main characters are spontaneously popping into existence. Of course, it may be the case that reality is exactly like that rather than a causal chain of events...

  18. what does this do for the deLorean sales figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will the wiki be adapted on sales figures to reflect this decrepancy? :-)

  19. This problem 'can' be sidestepped by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    This particular problem can be sidestepped. Earth (and the Solar system) moves along geodesics in 4D-space (that's what the whole General Relativity is about), so we can just imagine that your time machine will also move along geodesics (essentially, retracing the path of the Earth and Solar System) when traveling in time.

    1. Re:This problem 'can' be sidestepped by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      i agree, i constantly am traveling into the future, and i am still sitting in my chair and haven't phased through the earth yet!

    2. Re:This problem 'can' be sidestepped by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that all geodesics starting at rest on the earth's surface go into the earth, and only occasionally leave it. Remember, the geodesics are the lines of free fall! Of course, you'd not end up in space. But if I had to choose between space and the inside of the earth, I think I'd choose space.

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    3. Re:This problem 'can' be sidestepped by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you're not bypassing the real time effects of gravity by instantaneously jumping forward 30 years, now are you? Well, maybe you are. If so, Welcome To World Of Tomorrow!

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    4. Re:This problem 'can' be sidestepped by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      well i am about 30 years old, so i guess i have traveled 30 years into the future!

      Nice world you got here...a lot different than it was 30 years ago. :-)

  20. Gambling wouldn't pay by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    There's no guarantee that the scores in the book would hold up if the timeline was altered. You all saw what happened in the Bronco's game on "Hot Tub Time Machine", right? Biff would probably still end up a broke loser, because the chaos of the universe would alter people's actions in small ways that would eventually cause huge changes in outcomes.

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    1. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by tophermeyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From what I remember from BTTF II Biff had made most of his fortune making big bets on upsets for just the first few years, then started rolling his fortune into his casino. That's why he had the Sports Almanac shrink wrapped in a safe in 1985, even though it contained sports scores through 2001.

    2. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biff would probably still end up a broke loser, because the chaos of the universe would alter people's actions in small ways that would eventually cause huge changes in outcomes.

      What if history is convergent and it's really hard to change outcomes short of drastic direct action?

    3. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      No, every time they changed history, any records of that history changed with it. Think of the three newspapers (George McFly Murdered/Honored, Emmit Brown Committed/Commended, Teen/Gang Jailed) and the matchbook (Biff Tannen's Pleasure Palace/Auto Detailing).

    4. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Hell. I forgot the biggest ones. The photo of Marty and his brother and sister, and the photo of the tombstone.

    5. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That is, in fact, how time travel must work in BttF.

      Exhibit A: Marty and his siblings still get born.

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    6. Re:Gambling wouldn't pay by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Probably once Biff made some serious coin, his actions would have effected the sports world to such a degree that the almanac was no longer useful. Once Biff buys a sports team or gets the Clean Air Act repealed (I seem to recall "the future" being dark and polluted) or does anything "big" it may have changed the accuracy of those "predictions".

      Then again, maybe the almanac would change to reflect the different outcomes, similar to Marty starting to disappear when his parent were not falling for each other.

  21. 2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Knightman · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's quite funny how many paradoxes there are in BTTF, and still they managed to put in some truly obscure consistency: http://www.thevrabec.com/2010/07/12/back-to-the-future-you-certainly-havent-noticed-this/

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    1. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was like the first thing I noticed when I watched this when I was fucking seven. You guys are all bums.

    2. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by ledow · · Score: 0, Troll

      Er... you mean you DIDN'T notice that? I thought it was one of the more obvious things, put in to see if the audience was awake.

      In fact, last month I showed my gf these films for the FIRST TIME EVER (she's authentic rural-Italian, and their cinema is wildly different to UK/US cinema so although they "know of" our movies, they have rarely actually gone to see them). She spotted that straight away, no hint of hesitation. In fact, just before any big "revelation" she was there pointing it out as the characters were about to introduce it into the main plot. Not to mention the various paradoxes here, she was working out where/how the movie had to go before it got there.

      And she spotted the actress change for Jennifer. Most people don't unless they watch them one after the other.

      The "lone pines" thing? Please, I would worry about how you keep track of ANY movie if you didn't spot that. You're like my mother, who can't watch Sliding Doors without getting confused.

    3. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

      Was this not an obvious gag? These guys seem genuinely surprised to have discovered this just a few months ago, claiming "you certainly haven't noticed this." I figured most people had picked up on the "You killed my pine" joke years and years ago.

      I see mentions of it on the internet way back into 2000, and it was already regarded as old new then. Yikes.

      Still, it was a clever joke.

    4. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      i didn't notice the lone pine thing till i was a teenager, possibly due to the fact that up till that point i thought old man peabody was shouting "you'll kill mankind!" :D

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    5. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a joke in the movie. Fairly obvious...

    6. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm somewhat embarrassed/proud to say:

      a: I have the box set.
      b: My son and I BOTH noticed this.

      But I certainly never noticed this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg

    7. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I first read about that 'obscure consistency' in Starlog back in 1985. (Guess what year Back To The Future was released.) That's not the only example either... (Check out the courthouse clock in the town square.) Though I've forgotten the rest a quarter of a century on.
       
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    8. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I remember the "you killed my pine" line sticking in my head after I'd videotaped it and going back to check. Probably the second or third time I saw it.

    9. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

      It's quite funny how many paradoxes there are in BTTF, and still they managed to put in some truly obscure consistency: http://www.thevrabec.com/2010/07/12/back-to-the-future-you-certainly-havent-noticed-this/

      I remember seeing that the first time I saw BTTF during it's first theatrical run in New Zealand. I'm surprised that people are surprised about this.

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    10. Re:2 Pines Mall/Lone Pine Mall by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Neat!

      People's brains work differently. I mean, I'd spotted and considered all the significant paradoxes noted in the article very quickly after my first (or perhaps second) viewing, but I'd completely failed to keep track of in-your-face pine tree/s.

      I also notice that several people responding to your post seem to be dicks. I wonder if the two things are related..?

      -FL

  22. wait wait wait! by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean to tell me that in the movie about the time travelling, flying delorean, that runs variously on a fusion engine and stolen libyan plutonium, that there's something unrealistic about the plot of that movie? NOOOO!
    haha.

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    1. Re:wait wait wait! by k6mfw · · Score: 1
      > flying delorean ... something unrealistic about the plot of that movie?

      Yes, flying cars are unrealistic. We've been waiting for years and all attempts from Taylor Aerocar to Moller have all failed. But there is the roadable airplane.

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    2. Re:wait wait wait! by mrvook · · Score: 1


      Yes! And the gambling scenario posed in Back to the Future two is completely unreasonable. Sure, the first few times Biff used the sports almanac, the results probably would've been accurate. After a while though, and especially after Biff rose to prominence for his incredible ability to accurately bet on sporting events, the results would've shifted. Eventually Biff would've disrupted the thinking of the players & the general public, and ultimately the results.

      This whole movie just doesn't make sense!

    3. Re:wait wait wait! by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      It isn't unrealistic things we have a problem with. It's the internal contradictions.

    4. Re:wait wait wait! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I can never get past the concept of time travel itself to take any of it very seriously. It basically takes our time and turns it into a physical dimension, then talks of moving around in it and making changes, which implies a fifth (real) time dimension. Once you do that, why do things in the first four dimensions have to mesh together anymore? e.g. why does changing something at T=0 mean that something at T=1 must be different?

    5. Re:wait wait wait! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You mean to tell me that in the movie about the time travelling, flying delorean, that runs variously on a fusion engine and stolen libyan plutonium, that there's something unrealistic about the plot of that movie? NOOOO!
      haha.

      Tee hee. A slashdot nerd pretending he doesn't understand the concept of suspension of disbelief is furrrneee! ha ha ha *SnORt*

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    6. Re:wait wait wait! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The point is narrative explanation.

      The story explained that time travel is possible, so we accept that. It explained that cars in the future will hover so we accept that. And so on. If something amazing happens then you need to explain how it happens. It's the whole willing suspension of disbelief. If you don't put some sort of explanation of these things you have no story. If the conclusion makes no sense it's not a story. It's randomness.

    7. Re:wait wait wait! by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      > flying delorean ... something unrealistic about the plot of that movie?

      Yes, flying cars are unrealistic. We've been waiting for years and all attempts from Taylor Aerocar to Moller have all failed. But there is the roadable airplane.

      We were supposed to get a flying Camry recently, but Toyota ended up recalling them...

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    8. Re:wait wait wait! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      It's not that unreasonable; as Biff gambled and changed the future outcomes of different sporting events (assuming that his gambling would change them, which isn't unreasonable), the almanac which was reporting the outcomes of these events from the POV of the future would have changed as well, always being accurate on the results of the (possibly changing) outcomes because it would have been changing as well.

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  23. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by cyber0ne · · Score: 1

    I thought about this a long time ago, actually. It always bugged the crap out of me that they spent much of the third movie driving to the point that the time machine is a terrible thing and must be destroyed before it tears the universe a new one. At the end of the movie this is accomplished splendidly, only to immediately find that Doc Brown has created a new one.

    Instead of a fourth movie, I propose a short series. The story is that Marty realizes that Doc Brown must be stopped, so he teams up with the other paradox Martys and they use the various paradox leftover Deloreans to hunt Doc Brown through time. More paradoxes create more people and equipment to replenish what will inevitably be terrible losses in this war.

    The series would be terrible, and I would _love_ it.

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  24. aha AHA aha ahahahaah by unity100 · · Score: 1

    someone used the phrase 'get a life' !! ahaa haa ahaha ahaha ahah ahah aaha yoeap...

  25. Wikipedia hadn't been invented yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia hadn't been invented yet.

    Fail yourself!

  26. Metaparadox by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Time travel paradoxea worked different in the 1st one (you vanish from photos, or you cant touch guitar) from the second (alternate realities, universe exploding) and the third (marty still know the name of the teacher, the tombstone picture)

    1. Re:Metaparadox by BassMan449 · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't Marty know the name of the teacher? At the point that he mentions her name she is still on track to go into the canyon. For Marty nothing should have changed.

    2. Re:Metaparadox by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      You are rigth, changes in timeline affects photos, but not memory, since the 1st one.

    3. Re:Metaparadox by BassMan449 · · Score: 1

      It's not even that. At the point that Marty mentions knowing her name, they haven't changed anything yet that would stop her from going into the canyon (I could be wrong about this, been a while since I watched number 3). Therefore nothing in his past would have changed yet and he would still know her name. It's only after they interfere that Marty would forget her, but then he interfered and would obviously know her.

      See isn't time travel fun.

    4. Re:Metaparadox by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      But then after saving her would not name the creek by the original (her) name. Could had won that name again if she falls in the end run in the train, but still was interference from future. Was not about people, but geography.

  27. The one nobody thinks of... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What happened to the Marty who grew up with a go-getting SF-author father?

    Of course, I've thought about time travel more than is healthy.

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    1. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that!

      I've had to rebuild my kernel and test it 15 times this evening and that has helped the time pass marvellously!

      Interesting and thoughtful writing. Could use more Bill & Ted ;)

    2. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      What happened to the Marty who grew up with a go-getting SF-author father?

      Of course, I've thought about time travel more than is healthy.

      That was one of my thoughts from the first one... especially after I saw II.

      My big thing in Back to the Future was... how the frick are his parents still together? Wouldn't the father be accusing the mother of cheating on him with Calvin Klein once it became obvious that Marty (their 3rd child) looked EXACTLY like the guy? Hell, I wouldn't buy that. The only other possibility is she was assaulted by a deranged Calvin Klein decades later and blocked it out.

      Another thing from II
      - Biff steals the time machine, alters the timeline, and returns to the regular 2015 to put the time machine back
      - Marty and Doc go back in time to the altered timeline, but when Marty suggests they just go back to 2015 to stop Biff Doc says they can't
      - Because they would simply travel along the altered timeline where Biff is now Rich

      Then how the frick did Biff travel forward along the altered timeline to return the time machine?

    3. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      So ... it's 1985. Marty is ~18. That means he was born ~1967, conceived ~1966. That means that there's about 11 years between when they last saw "Calvin Klein" and when they had Marty. I think that it would be somewhat far-fetched to suspect an affair with the guy.

    4. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      He crashed into the a Rolls Royce, broke his hand, and was essentially "broken" after that - dreams crushed, hope shattered, he wound up a miserable loser. They go over that explicitly in the movies, and you see him avoid that fate at the end of the 3rd movie when he decides not to race Needles.

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    5. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Oh, bonk, never mind - I missed the larger point. The other Marty may have shifted to another timeline, too. That's what I'm hoping.

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    6. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He goes back in time. Fails to get his parents together, and gets erased form history (it's a pretty dark alternative reality where Biff rapes Marty's mum), thus is unable to go back in time to prevent his parents from getting together in the first place. Reality oscillates between 3 timelines.

    7. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      So ... it's 1985. Marty is ~18. That means he was born ~1967, conceived ~1966. That means that there's about 11 years between when they last saw "Calvin Klein" and when they had Marty. I think that it would be somewhat far-fetched to suspect an affair with the guy.

      I realize that, which is why I emphasized the fact it's their third child.

      But you have to figure, Calvin was an important person to them... especially the father since he helped him believe in himself.

      You have to figure, at some point while remembering how they finally got together the father pictured Calvin in his mind. Then realized his young son looked just like him.

      At which point, he would turn to his wife and ask "is there something you want to tell me?" or subtley ask "when was the last time you saw Calvin?"

      If your teenager son is the spitting image of someone your wife used to date... you'd HAVE to wonder what the frell is going on.

      People having affairs with past lovers isn't exactly unheard of.

    8. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, we know that: He entered the DeLorean after Doc Brown was apparently shot, and went into the past. The original Marty watched him doing that.

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    9. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      They only knew the guy for a week. Is it really that implausible that he didn't have a good memory for faces of people he met 30 years ago, or just was mildly intrigued that the looked similar? I've met people with striking similarities before. It happens. Perhaps their relationship was absolutely fantastic at the time Marty was conceived and aside from what could easily be dismissed as circumstantial evidence or his memory playing tricks on him, there's no reason to even think she might have cheated on him.

    10. Re:The one nobody thinks of... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Another thing from II
      - Biff steals the time machine, alters the timeline, and returns to the regular 2015 to put the time machine back
      - Marty and Doc go back in time to the altered timeline, but when Marty suggests they just go back to 2015 to stop Biff Doc says they can't
      - Because they would simply travel along the altered timeline where Biff is now Rich

      Then how the frick did Biff travel forward along the altered timeline to return the time machine?

      Also, they leave Jennifer in one timeline, but get back in the other timeline to fetch her again. How did she manage to go from one timeline to the other?

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  28. Re:Problem solved by Rashdot · · Score: 1

    A time machine is supposed to travel in the time dimension only, and not in our 3 spatial dimensions.

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  29. To paraphrase Joel by Squeebee · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you're wondering about time machines, and other science facts, then repeat to yourself "it's just a show, I should really just relax!"

  30. Quantum by yerxa · · Score: 1

    At a quantum level the entire scenario is highly improbable and given the scale and expanse of the timelines in question no amount of space or storage on slashdot.org would likely contain a text representation of the incredibly low probability. Thus I will likely fail to achieve "suspension of disbelief" the next time I view any of the films given this obvious and thoroughly proven principle of quantum physics. Shitty writing... clearly... no real context or plausible basis for the storyline...

  31. Time travel can create paradoxes by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Science Fiction authors have known for a long time that time travel can create paradoxes. There are many better efforts than the BTTF series however. (Of course BTTF was never intended as 'serious' science fiction. Even Star Trek has done a better job.

  32. Re:Being discrete by markhb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't believe that there is any possible frame of reference that contains an intersection of "being discrete" and "take the Delorean."

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  33. Doc Brown is worse than Biff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ending of BTTF 1 has always bothered me. Doc has a time machine. He can choose any day of Marty's life to pick him up to go fix the future. You'd think he could at least let Marty go to the lake and get laid before the next hell ride through time, but he gives him like 10 minutes to enjoy the good version of his life. Also, after harping on the whole "sanctity of the space-time continuum" for the entire movie what does Doc do when he gets his time machine back? Immediately goes around and starts screwing up the space-time continuum. Hypocrite.

    1. Re:Doc Brown is worse than Biff by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Do you know the terrible things which would have happened if he got laid at that time? Doc Brown knew that he had to prevent it, because he was coming from that future. Do you remember the terrible things about their children? No, that wasn't what happened in BTTF2. That was harmless, and Doc Brown could certainly have solved that by himself. The really terrible stuff was prevented by preventing Marty from getting laid at that day.

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  34. "The Doc Would Know He's Going To Die" by Mystra_x64 · · Score: 1

    The Doc Would Know He's Going To Die ... at the very point that the Doc and Marty uncover, in 1985, that 1885 Doc has been killed by Buford Tannen, that should have stopped Back To The Future Part III dead. After all, the sole reason Marty goes back to 1885 is to save the Doc.

    So,why would it have killed the film? Well, at the start of Back To The Future Part III, we see the 1955 Doc, who is the younger version of the character. The Doc who got sent back to 1885 is the older one. Thus, at the point the younger Doc discovered the information, the older Doc, by logic, would instantly know it.

    Actually it is not a plot hole.

    Example: Let's assume A is a 2D human. He looks at something that he percieve as line.
    Human B is 3D. For him this 'line' might just as well be a curve if he looks from above.

    You can apply same logic to time.

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  35. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Except what they don't ever really talk about is that each time they double the Martys or the docs in a given point in time, they double the amount of time that period in history takes up. Shortening their useful lifespan by that much. Since they've already lived in that stretch of time doesn't automatically tack that on to the end of your life.

    Consequently, they would be aging significantly with respect to everybody else in their original time line. For a few relatively short trips it's not a big deal, but it adds up over time.

  36. Marty and Jennifer not existing in 2015 by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I follow his reasoning. He seems to be saying that because Marty and Jennifer are in the future, that they haven't returned to the past yet to be present in 2015. Therefore, while they're "out of time", they're essentially gone from the normal flow of time.

    I see a few problems with this analysis. First of all, the 2015 Marty and Jennifer are their futures. They've long gone to the future and come back by that point.

    When Einstein was transported a minute into the future, it was only a one-way trip, so it's completely understandable that he would be "gone" for that minute. If Doc had refueled the DeLorean after Einstein returned and sent him back 1 minute into the past (as of when he first arrived), the moment Einstein originally disappeared, he would have reappeared and it would have been as if he were never gone.

    The point I'm driving at here is when the group usually goes into different times, they return to when they originally left, so they won't have been gone for long at all, respective to their original time even if they were in the future for decades for example.

    1. Re:Marty and Jennifer not existing in 2015 by delinear · · Score: 1

      We also know from the movies that the timeline can and does rewrite itself - so this reconciles even if something was to happen to them in the future to prevent them going back to 1985, at the point that [whatever] happened, their future selves would disappear, but assuming nothing prevents their return the timeline would continue as normal.

  37. Another Paradox by whitedsepdivine · · Score: 1

    In the begining of the third film Marty is at his highschool and he realizes the name has been changed. When he goes back in time to save Doc, Doc and Marty save the teacher. After Marty's influences on Doc. Marty than realizes his highschool was named after a teacher who fell off a clift. Then Doc and Marty have a conversation about how Marty noticed already the highschool was renamed.

    At the begining of the film the school should not have been renamed until a Marty went back and influenced Doc.

    1. Re:Another Paradox by norminator · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to reconcile the events in the movie with your description, but it's impossible because you're remembering it completely wrong... So wrong that it sounds like a different show altogether.

      A) There was no high school in the 3rd film. Not in the beginning or the end or anywhere in between.

      B) It was the ravine whose name was changed. Marty sees a map that shows the name of the ravine as Sonash Ravine, but Marty only knows it as Clayton Ravine, and after Doc saves Clara Clayton from going over the edge, Marty remembers that the ravine got its name because a teacher fell into it 100 years ago... ("Wait, that's this year!") At the end of the movie, Marty coasts across the ravine bridge in 1985 and it's named Eastwood Ravine because Marty (under the name of Clint Eastwood) supposedly drove the train into the Ravine.

      You could call paradox on the fact that Marty even remembers the "Clayton" name of the ravine after Doc saves her, since that would have made it so the name "Clayton Ravine" never would have existed for Marty to know about it, but if the writers would have tried to fix every possible inconsistency, the movies would have been incredibly boring.

    2. Re:Another Paradox by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You could call paradox on the fact that Marty even remembers the "Clayton" name of the ravine after Doc saves her, since that would have made it so the name "Clayton Ravine" never would have existed for Marty to know about it

      Well, inconsistencies propagate only slowly in the movie (e.g. Marty hindering his parents to meet doesn't make him disappear immediately), so surely he'll forget the old name only after some time.

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  38. Re:Being discrete by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They were dragging it around with horses and no one noticed. There's a LOT of open country with no one around back then. Worse case scenario, hook the horses up again, throw some brown burlap over the car, and ride on top of it like a buck-board. I seriously doubt anyone would notice a thing from a little distance, and once they get where they're going they can simply hide it as they did previously.

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  39. Re:Problem solved by slick7 · · Score: 1

    A time machine is supposed to travel in the time dimension only, and not in our 3 spatial dimensions.

    Hence the DeLorean, silly rabbit.

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  40. Re:Problem solved by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    And since the spatial dimensions are locked to the time dimension as one person said earlier a time machine is basically tracking the spatial dimensions in step with the time it's going through.

    With that being said one still isn't without problems. How does the time machine deal with changing conditions surrounding the given location? For example x,y,z at time E could be on a flat plain, but at some future time at the same location be underwater. So really a time machine must be able to look at the location being moved to, AND be able to adjust one's position in spatial dimensions before getting there.

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  41. How do you displace matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a question that no one answers

    you ( now) go back to another time and just suddenly move all the atoms and molecules without issue?
    THIS is why it hasn't been done even the so called vaccum of space has matter in it. and if you appear and smash into an atom what happens.......
    ya BOOM

  42. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    It would all have been resolved in BTTF 3.. IF IT HAD EVER BEEN MADE. Too bad no one ever made a sequal to The Matrix either.

  43. heavy! by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with gravity. But then these three movies are very entertaining and good story which is difficult when using time travel plots. Even for fiction, the writer has to have plausible actions and results of the protagonist, time travel is an easy cop-out to make story "work" for a good ending. BTTF movies has suspense even though writer(s) can manipulate the space-time continuum. I also miss characters like Doc Brown. Smart, quirky, ultimate DIY guy instead of only buying cheap junk made overseas.

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    1. Re:heavy! by norminator · · Score: 1

      I also miss characters like Doc Brown. Smart, quirky, ultimate DIY guy instead of only buying cheap junk made overseas.

      "No wonder this part failed... It says 'Made in Japan!"
      "What do you mean? All the best stuff is made in Japan?!"


      How long before we start saying all the best stuff is made in China?

      Seriously, though, I miss characters and shows like this too. My kids have been getting loaded up lately on classic movies like BTTF, Goonies, Christmas Vacation and the original Star Wars movies. Lately, every time we put a movie on, my 3 year old insists that we watch Back to the Future ("the cowboy one").

  44. did you all forget... by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

    Austin: Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to... [goes cross-eyed]
    Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
    Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera]
    Basil: That goes for you all, too.
    Austin: Yes.

  45. here's the gist of it by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Time was invented by the Swiss so they could sell watches, very expensive watches. Space was invented by the businessman so you would have someplace to put what they sold you.
    There is no time nor space. There is only here and now. But where is here? My here and your here are not the same here, or are they? There is no past or future only now.
    Everything is made of vibration. Different vibrations for different things. Change the vibration and you change the thing.
    ALL IS LIGHT

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    1. Re:here's the gist of it by norminator · · Score: 1

      TimeCube guy is that you?

  46. Time travel plots are all thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time travel stories always involve some paradox or other. It is a problem of mismatched metaphors (treating time as if it were a place, which it is not).

    So long as causes have a necessary connection to their effects, time travel is a logical contradiction in-and-of itself.

    I like Sci-Fi about space travel and aliens much better, personally. Those things might actually exist (maybe). Time travel is tantamount to magic, and I find it silly.

    1. Re:Time travel plots are all thin by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Of course, stories with space travel above c really should include also time travel...

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    2. Re:Time travel plots are all thin by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      agreed.
      Except for forward time travel which is awesome.
      (cryogenics, long close-to-lightspeed voyages and whatnot)

    3. Re:Time travel plots are all thin by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      So if I'm moving forward in time right now, I'm awesome?

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    4. Re:Time travel plots are all thin by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Yes!

  47. Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by j-beda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article states: "Even appreciating that they didn't know 'Calvin Klein' for long, his impact upon them was such that they'd still have an idea what he looks like, many years later."

    I think the author overestimates how much visual memory is likely to fade after 30 years. I just saw some high school classmates after 25 years and looked over some old HS photos. I could barely recall the linking between HS photos and names of the people I saw daily for over three years - including some I lusted after with all the strength of a stereotypical adolescent. Without photographic backup (did Marty get in any photos at the dance?) I doubt they could remember his look very well after only knowing him for a week or so. Combining this with later knowing Marty's face since birth and gradual growth, I do not find it at all implausible that they wouldn't recognize his as a teenager as looking like "Calvin".

    1. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      IIHMP +1
      I actually think I have a very good memory concerning faces and shapes, but even I had problems remembering some people at the last school meet.

      If I think about the occasional holiday fling, which might be more near the Calvin Kline scenario, I really think I'd have problems remembering.

    2. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by j-beda · · Score: 1

      If I think about the occasional holiday fling, which might be more near the Calvin Kline scenario, I really think I'd have problems remembering.

      Exactly.

      I wonder if perhaps someone outside the family who didn't see Marty grow up but had met "Calvin" might be more likely to notice the resemblance upon seeing Marty in 1985. Did any of Lorraine's friends also think Calvin was cute?

    3. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      I think there's a deeper problem.

      Imagine the first time Marty's father realizes that he looks like his wife's old high school crush. Even a passing resemblance surely would have caused quite a stir in that marriage.

      "I swear he's yours, honey! I don't even remember what Calvin looks like!"

    4. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because the people in your HS have aged 25 years. In the movie, Marty did not age at all. They would have recognized him because he looked exactly like he was when they first saw him.

      Imagine if the people in your HS hadn't aged 25 years and you say them again. I think you would recognize them.

    5. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by j-beda · · Score: 1

      I doubt there would ever be such a first time. Can you recall anything about someone you met for a week fifteen or twenty years ago? Enough to make you think a baby or young child looks like that person?

      Babies are invariably compared to their parents and grandparents, especially to pictures of them as children, and presuming that Marty is actually a true McFly, there will be some resemblance to his father's side of the family. The issue just is not going to come up.

    6. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by j-beda · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood (and I explained poorly). When I look in my HS yearbook - I have a hard time putting the photos together with the names. I should not have even mentioned the reunion, it just happens that is why I dragged out the yearbook in the first place.

      Maybe I am atypical, and maybe the McFly family has better memory over 30 years than I do over 25, but if I cannot easily recall the faces of fellow students that I went to classes with for years how likely would they recall the look of someone they saw for only a week or so?

    7. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Those McFly genes really are quite strong, aren't they, given Marty's resemblance to Seamus. Not so much resemblance to George, though...

      I'm not sure if this helps or hurts your point.

    8. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      yes, but my thought is regardless of memory, wouldn't George McFly suspect that "calvin klein" was actually marty's father since they look so much alike? You would think that years later it would occur to him that marty looked familiar and that at some point george would accuse lorraine of sleeping with "calvin"... at least that would be my sequel.

    9. Re:Remembering 'Calvin Klein' by j-beda · · Score: 1

      "Regardless of memory"? If George doesn't remember what some guy he knew for a week thirty years in the past looked like, it would never occur to him that Marty looked familiar.

      Find someone in their 40s or 50s and ask them if they would recognize anyone they met in high school for a week as being familiar. Heck, I know I met some people in high school for a week (I went to a number of camps and programs and seminars) and I can hardly recall the events let alone the participants. Maybe my memory is below average, but if my kids turn out in a few years to look like any of those people, it will not be me recognizing it.

      Now if you really wanted to force a sequel to go that way, we could make sure "Calvin" was in a bunch of photos from his week "back-then" - maybe the school newspaper had great coverage of the events or something like that. Then have "mom" clip those photos into some sort of a scrapbook that George finds in the attic one day. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to make a film like that. However, I just don't think that the parents not recognizing "Calvin" as Marty in the present is any way a plot hole.

  48. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by captjc · · Score: 1

    Probably be better than the crappy cartoon...though the cartoon did have Bill Nye.

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  49. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I thought about this a long time ago, actually. It always bugged the crap out of me that they spent much of the third movie driving to the point that the time machine is a terrible thing and must be destroyed before it tears the universe a new one. At the end of the movie this is accomplished splendidly, only to immediately find that Doc Brown has created a new one. Instead of a fourth movie, I propose a short series. The story is that Marty realizes that Doc Brown must be stopped, so he teams up with the other paradox Martys and they use the various paradox leftover Deloreans to hunt Doc Brown through time. More paradoxes create more people and equipment to replenish what will inevitably be terrible losses in this war. The series would be terrible, and I would _love_ it.

    Hopefully you can still find it somewhere:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future:_The_Animated_Series

  50. Re:Problem solved by Rashdot · · Score: 1

    An idea would be to swap your "destination bubble of matter" with your "origin bubble of matter", which would be your time machine. But you could still land in a hostile environment like in the middle of a future fusion reactor, or you could swap out half a human. The only way I can see to get around this is to send a probe that doesn't 'materialize', so it won't interfere with any matter at your destination.

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  51. It's the timey wimey by drachenfyre · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the timey wimey wibbly wobbley....

  52. Terrible article. Raises plot holes which aren't. by VShael · · Score: 1

    From the article :
    "So,why would it have killed the film? Well, at the start of Back To The Future Part III, we see the 1955 Doc, who is the younger version of the character. The Doc who got sent back to 1885 is the older one. Thus, at the point the younger Doc discovered the information, the older Doc, by logic, would instantly know it."

    Er, no! If the rules worked like that in these movies, then Marty would have INSTANTLY disappeared when he threw George out of the way of the car.

    There was clearly a delay as the changed timeline propagates up and down the original timeline, wiping out/replacing what had gone before.

    There are other flaws in his article, but maybe I'll wait 20 years and write a retrospective on it.

  53. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

    There was an animated series about the Doc and his kids travelling on the time-train. Never seen it, but I guess it was child-centered, so I don't think these issues were even explored.

  54. Simple explanation... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Note the portal forming in front of the Delorean just before it disappears.

    Delorean is PUSHED through a portal created by the flux capacitor which actually exploits naturally occurring folds in the space-time by poking a tiny hole (from the universe's point of view) in those folds for a fraction of a second.
    Delorean needs to be moving at 88 mph in order to get to the other side in one piece before the portal closes.

    So you see... it is more like the Star Gate than like H.G. Wells' time machine.
    Now, that one should have ended floating in space upon arrival...
    Unless...

    What if gravity wells (being a dent in the fabric of space-time) extend like a trench instead of like a circular dent?
    So, just as it holds you firmly attached to Earth instead of flying out to space while going slowly forward through space-time, Earth's gravity-trench keeps you moving along the same line up/down the trench while you are moving fast forward/backward through space-time.

    There... Now your fiction can make sense.

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  55. Re:Being discrete by delinear · · Score: 1

    Besides, steam engines were around and the idea of using them to propel vehicles was gaining traction. We know for a fact that the early pioneers of motor cars and trains and tanks weren't burned at the stake as evil spirits, so we can assume that, while people might have found the concept unusual or surprising, they were certainly accepting enough that you could haul around a DeLorean and it wouldn't do more than raise a few eyebrows.

  56. I have no idea what you're talking about by apparently · · Score: 1

    In the begining of the third film Marty is at his highschool and he realizes the name has been changed.

    The beginning of the third film doesn't start with Marty anywhere near his high school, nor was the high school named after a dead teacher; a ravine was named after the dead teacher.

    Then Doc and Marty have a conversation about how Marty noticed already the highschool was renamed."

    This conversation doesn't happen either.

    What the hell movie did you watch?

    1. Re:I have no idea what you're talking about by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In the begining of the third film Marty is at his highschool and he realizes the name has been changed.

      The beginning of the third film doesn't start with Marty anywhere near his high school, nor was the high school named after a dead teacher; a ravine was named after the dead teacher.

      Then Doc and Marty have a conversation about how Marty noticed already the highschool was renamed."

      This conversation doesn't happen either.

      What the hell movie did you watch?

      The one before someone went back in time and fixed the most blatant plot holes. :-)

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  57. Biggest paradox of all by johosaphats · · Score: 1

    Why didn't Biff return to the alternate 2015? If Doc and Marty would have gone to an alternate 2015 had they gone back, shouldn't Biff have gone there as well on his return to the future?

    1. Re:Biggest paradox of all by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Presumably the 2015 that old Biff returned to was in the timeline where Doc and Marty were successful in recovering the almanac. Old Biff had succeeded in delivering it to his past self but was somehow unaware that his past self had lost it mere days later.

      Which of course doesn't make any sense either.

    2. Re:Biggest paradox of all by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      Presumably the 2015 that old Biff returned to was in the timeline where Doc and Marty were successful in recovering the almanac. Old Biff had succeeded in delivering it to his past self but was somehow unaware that his past self had lost it mere days later.

      Which of course doesn't make any sense either.

      if you go by the CoNTinum rules it was because that old Biff never realised that he had been successfully Fragged by Doc and Marty's subsequent actions in the past. :)

    3. Re:Biggest paradox of all by johosaphats · · Score: 1

      But Biff couldn't return after Doc and Marty successfully fixed the timeline because had Biff gone to Alt-1985 like he should have, they never would have gotten the Delorean back to go back to 1985 (and then 1955) to fix everything. Mind. Blown.

  58. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by dwye · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be the Saturday Morning cartoon series that was on for a year or two?

  59. the dumbest thing in back to the future by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    The gag about using a team of horses to pull the Delorean up to speed. Doc has his little speedometer to check the speed. Yeah, it was a nice visual but completely nonsensical. The only way you're getting a horse up to 88 mph is if you're hauling it in a trailer. The writers are portraying Doc as an idiot for even trying something like this without realizing it's stupid right from the start.

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    1. Re:the dumbest thing in back to the future by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      The gag about using a team of horses to pull the Delorean up to speed. Doc has his little speedometer to check the speed. Yeah, it was a nice visual but completely nonsensical. The only way you're getting a horse up to 88 mph is if you're hauling it in a trailer. The writers are portraying Doc as an idiot for even trying something like this without realizing it's stupid right from the start.

      No... actually Doc is realising that true Science operates from the Laws of Madness and one of the conditions you must respect is The Rule of Funny.

  60. Not recognizing Marty isn't surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it would be really illogical if Marty's parents did recognize him later in life.
    If you meet someone as a teenager, then again as an adult (Without them aging) they would look very different just due to your perspective has changed.
    When I watched BTTF as a kid, Marty was the cool grownup teenager. If I watch the movie today, he looks incredibly young to me.

    Also, it's often been said that the human memory is a recording of interests, not events. How well would you recall the face of someone, no matter how pivotal in your life, if you only knew them for a couple of weeks and had no photos of them? A lot happens in your life in the 20 years between high school and teenage children of your own.

  61. all moot points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when you travel back in time you will find that there is nothing left. No earth, no people, no nothing. Everything you know is in the future. The past is just empty, only not in your mind, but that is just memories...

  62. back in time by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    Is it weird that after i RTFA and hit the back button it brings up slashdot from last week?

  63. Biff meeting himself by mrcubehead · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered: why doesn't Biff meeting himself to give himself the almanac rip a hole in the space-time continuum?

    1. Re:Biff meeting himself by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered: why doesn't Biff meeting himself to give himself the almanac rip a hole in the space-time continuum?

      Because the space-time continuum is stronger than you think.

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  64. But one thing I don't understand... by AmazinglySmooth · · Score: 1

    is did he have to pay to get into the contest?

  65. The letter by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    Not a time travel nitpick, more of a goof. Marty received a latter at the end of BTTF 2, but at the start of BTTF 3, it has turned into a map showing the location of the DeLorean and the schematics to make a new time circuit out or 1955 components.

    1. Re:The letter by barzok · · Score: 1

      The map & schematics were packaged with the letter.

  66. Amazing discoveries by maestroX · · Score: 1

    Uh-huh. Did you know KITT only existed after they discovered Michael 'Hasselhoff' Knight was too drunk to drive?

  67. Guess What by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    It's only a movie. It isn't real. It didn't really happen. Get over it.

    And he pronounces things funny.

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  68. George should be suspicious! by pngwen · · Score: 1

    Lorraine was known to have a crush on Calvin (Marty) back in 1955. Calvin vanishes, George and Lorraine get married and then Loraine gives birth to a child that looks a lot like her high school crush. I know I'd start asking some questions if I were George!

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  69. Easy...There are NO Paradoxes by somethingwicked · · Score: 1

    There are NO Paradoxes that need to be explained in in Back to the Future III.

    THERE WASN'T EVEN A BACK TO THE FUTURE II, much less a III !!! THEY WERE NEVER MADE!!!

    At least, that how I like to look at the world.

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  70. Gasoline by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As far as the gasoline aspect goes, you would need the right *kind* of gasoline. I can't find the compression ratios, but the De Lorean would probably need high octane gasoline and since it was in the US it would need a catalytic converter and unleaded gas. There would be more complications if it had a turbo. You would have to reinvent all the chemical processes to create such a fuel. It might be simpler to create a a fuel using local materials such as coal, nitroglycerin, gunpowder etc. like The Doc did. He could have used them to create a sort of HME, rocket fuel, which burns very hot. But that creates the question of why didn't he just make a couple of RATO packs? The Diesel engine was out since it wasn't invented until 1897 and may have required precision machine work.

    Just a few thoughts.

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    1. Re:Gasoline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trying to say Doc couldnt rig up a timing light and a wrench?

    2. Re:Gasoline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the doc misses getting into the Delorean he should be able to repeat the process they used to get Marty to the future with the other Delorean. Or even go back in time and not stuff it up.

      I guess you could respond to me that is exactly what the doc did but better because he had more time. He bought a locomotive and transported the time travel parts from the Delorean to the locomotive. Then he went to the future got the locomotive updated and had some kids then came back to say hi to Marty. This assume the doc doesn't get shot for any other reasons and it assumes he could have done this even if Marty didn't come back in time (i.e. the blown parts didn't affect time travel but only the car).

      I must admit I was discussing this paradox last year with my father and repeated it again to some friends about one month ago. I wonder if it made slashdot via one of my friends.

  71. No thought at all by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    For someone who supposedly put so much thought into these issues, it is more like they didn't put any thought into them at all.

    1. Picture a face that you haven't seen in person or in a photograph in 30 years. How clearly and distinctly do you recall the face? Let's assume that you do recall it fairly well (which is a stretch). You think your son looks like that person as they grow up. Wouldn't you chalk that up to coincidence?

    2. Yes, there are two DeLoreans. It doesn't matter through.

    3. The Doc might have made gasoline given enough time. And there is a possiblity a substitute might work in an absolute pinch, but you can't simply take any fuel and put it in any engine. You need something that wouldn't destroy the engine, and would get it to 88 mph safely.

    4. Doc invented the time machine, so let's assume he understands the laws of time travel. He said alternate time lines are created, branching out and sometimes folding back into each other.

    5. Doc was happy where he was. He was fufilling a life-long dream. He was also terrified of the consequences of future time travel. The purpose of the letter was clear. He didn't want to enable Marty in coming back. He asked Marty not to come back. And it has been ages since I've seen BttF3, but the fuel line worked when it was in the cave. Wasn't it the attack by the Native Americans that ruptured the fuel line? How could Doc forsee what would happen and what Marty would need after he came back?

    6. Yes, they'd exist following previously established rules. Alternate timelines.

    7. Again, alternate timelines. Let me reiterate a little more clearly. The future Marty and Jennifer do not exist in the timeline in which they went into the future and resolved things. They exist in an now alternate timeline where that has not occured yet.

    8. Again, Doc is committed in an alternate timeline, but there is another Doc that has not been committed.

    9. I haven't watched the film in ages, but the outside apeture of a cave does not necessarily indicate the total size of a cave or depth. Is the author an expert on where bears might be located?

    10. The author already presents the counter-argument. If you can travel to one time specifically, why shouldn't you travel the the one time and place you know exactly where it is?

    11. How is this even a plot hole?

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    1. Re:No thought at all by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      5. Doc was happy where he was. He was fufilling a life-long dream. He was also terrified of the consequences of future time travel. The purpose of the letter was clear. He didn't want to enable Marty in coming back. He asked Marty not to come back.

      Then why did he not destroy the time machine right away?

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    2. Re:No thought at all by Veretax · · Score: 1

      The crazy thing is why Doc who had the foresight to make Marty change into 'cowboy clothes' didn't think to throw in some fuel for the De Lorean just in case.

    3. Re:No thought at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that Marty wouldn't be trapped in 1955? Well, not trapped exactly. I mean, there's no reason to think that he couldn't utilize humans natural method of time traveling forward 30 years and just show up at home the morning after he left looking like he was in his late forties.

  72. Ob. Smarmy Spock Comment by DarthVain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [Spock notices a elder Vulcan walking in the docking bay]
    Spock: Father!
    [the elder Vulcan turns and is revealed as Spock Prime]
    Spock Prime: I am not our father.
    [Young Spock, now recognizing who he is, approaches]
    Spock Prime: There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other.
    Spock: Then why did you send Kirk aboard, when you alone could have explained the truth?
    Spock Prime: Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.
    Spock: How did you persuade him to keep your secret?
    Spock Prime: He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise.
    Spock: You lied.
    Spock Prime: I... I implied.
    Spock: A gamble.
    Spock Prime: An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet.
    Spock: In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race.
    Spock Prime: And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet in which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right.
    [Spock Prime turns and leaves]
    Spock Prime: Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say...
    [Shows Vulcan hand salute]
    Spock Prime: Good luck.

  73. If you really want your brain to expode... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just watch the movie "Primer".

    Best time travel movie easily.

    Sooo what happens when you put a time traveling device inside another time traveling device...

    It also handles what you do with all the duplicates....

  74. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least it was a good laugh

  75. Paradox by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    When Doc is talking to himself in 1955, I am pretty sure he created a pair of docs.

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  76. Why? Here is why by p51d007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Time travel is NOT possible. You can poo-poo all of the scientific theories you want, but you cannot be in two places at the same time.

  77. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    Do you write for DC Comics?

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  78. Zybourne Clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

    Time works the same way.

  79. Gasoline by X86Daddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a kid, I wondered why they didn't just get gasoline from the stored-in-a-cave DeLorean. I don't wonder any more though. Any DeLorean owner will tell you, don't leave the car sitting with the same gasoline more than six months, especially without a fuel stabilizer. I doubt the Hill Valley General Store stocked Sta-bil in 1885, so I'm guessing Doc Brown drained it.

  80. You are all wrong by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

    He didn't just travel in time but also traveled interdimesionally. Lets see, String Theory gives us 11 dimensions if I remember correctly. Whew that just threw a monkey wrench into the works. Now discuss.

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  81. General Relativity answer by UltraOne · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you start a time machine from rest on the Earth's surface, you will most likely end up emerging inside the Earth, with likely fatal results. Given general relativity, time machines would most logically travel along geodesic paths, which are analogs in curved manifolds (in this case, the space-time manifold curved by earth's gravity) of straight lines in Euclidean spaces. A simple way to imaging this would be that the time machine would follow the same path as an object that started from its location and with its initial velocity, but was only influenced by gravity (and specifically was not influenced by the electromagnetic and Pauli-exclusion-principle-based normal force that supports you when you stand on something).

    That path would look like a highly elliptical orbit that was mostly inside the Earth. Going backward in time would mean going along the geodesic in the opposite direction from the normal forward in time movement. Except for brief intervals where the ends of the orbit emerge from the ground, most of the path will be inside the Earth. I suspect that for trips of any length, there would be serious velocity matching issues on emergence even if you did time arrival to one of those intervals where the path was outside the Earth. The safe way to operate a time machine would be to make the temporal jump after you were in Earth orbit.

  82. String Theory by Efialtis · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that explain it? Each time you make a time jump, you create a new string. You cannot travel up and down strings once created, you simply split new strings into new strings...each creating a new possibility with subtle differences...

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  83. The Very Least Noticed Paradox by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Due to some butterfly effect fallout from Marty McFly's adventures in 1955, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, on September 1, 1979, decided to make the maximum speedometer reading 85 mph, instead of the 95 mph maximum from the original timeline, in which Doc Brown purchased the DeLorean.

  84. Re:Obviously these would have been resolved in BTT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been made, but a paradox erased it from the pictures

  85. Guess What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only a thought experiment. Nobody thinks the movie is real. Get over it.

  86. Enders Game by apepooooop · · Score: 1

    "Time Travel" forward could be viewed in the relativistic sense based on time dilation. So you just have to move really fast to "travel" into the future.

  87. 4 DeLoreans in 1955 by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

    -The first time Marty goes back -When Biff takes the DeLorean from 2015 -When Marty and Doc go back to get the almanac -While all that is going on, there's also the DeLorean in the cave

  88. The first point he makes by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    George and Lorraine would recognize their son

    I have to disagree here. 30 years is a long time. They didn't have photos of him and memory is not as great as we think sometime. As time went on their exact memory of his face would slowly blur and as their son grew older they wouldn't even notice as his face would change so slowly. At the most they might say "Hey, doesn't he look kind of like Calvin?" "No, Calvin was much taller".

    Shoot I almost married this girl 10 years ago and now can barely remember what she looked like. :)

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  89. Congreve rockets as RATO units by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

    According to wikipedia Congreve rockets were invented in 1804, so Doc could have used these.

  90. As MST3K says... by DocTBone · · Score: 1

    If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
    And other science facts,
    Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
    I should really just relax"

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