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Online Parody Cartoon Targeted For Prosecution

SeattleGameboy writes "It seems that the Renton (suburb of Seattle) police need a remedial course on the U.S. Constitution," linking to a story at Seattle TV station KIRO which says "The Renton City Prosecutor wants to send a cartoonist to jail for mocking the police department in a series of animated Internet videos. The 'South-Park'-style animations parody everything from officers having sex on duty to certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications. While the city wants to criminalize the cartoons, First Amendment rights advocates say the move is an 'extreme abuse of power.'"

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  1. "certain personnel getting promoted without necess by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Funny

    "certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications"

    The prosecution may have merit, wouldn't the above qualify as obscene?

  2. ACLU by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

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    1. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ACLU? I watch them. They do some good things - but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment.

      Ok, now guess where most of the abuses of power and violations of constitutional rights come from? (Hint: It's usually not from minorities or others without power and/or wealth.)

    2. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. The current administration does have power.

    3. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't find an update?

    4. Re:ACLU by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment

      Nonsense. The ACLU defends *all* churches, not just the mainstream ones -- they step up to defend groups like the Westboro Baptist Church, as well as Muslims,Jews, atheists, Pagans, etc. The ACLU defends the rights of *all* families, not just Mom+Dad+2.5 kids. Labeling them "anti-white" is gibberish -- the ACLU defends the free speech rights of the KKK.

      And in a nation where the "establishment" has no respect for the rights of the people, being anti-establishment is a virtue.

      Not to say they're always right, but the ACLU is on the side of the angels more often than any other political group.

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    5. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ACLU? I watch them. They do some good things - but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment.

      The only people who believe that bit of drivel are "family values" bigots, red-necks, and members of the Tea Party who figure they get to decide what other people can and can't do, make sure the Church has influence over the State, and generally selectively apply the laws to match their own world view.

      These are the same people who are leading the charge to erode the rights we have now in order to give us the illusion that the culture of fear and playing by their rules is good for us.

      If you think the ACLU is unpredictable, it's because your opinion of things departs from reality in a lot of ways. The ACLU is entirely consistent -- they don't just choose their causes to serve only the church, people who want to tell us what constitutes a family, people who care only about skin color, and governments which would run roughshod over us if nobody was around to take them to task for it.

      Almost by definition, anybody who is talking about "anti-white" is never more than a little removed from someone saying "filthy niggers, kikes, and chinks". As a white guy, every time I hear someone say "anti-white", you make me ashamed to be melanin challenged.

    6. Re:ACLU by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      well, you do need to have power first before you abuse it.

      and those with the power are the minority. so i'm not really sure what you're trying to say.

    7. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only people who think the ACLU is anti-church are the ones who think their religion should be promoted to the rest of us. a random piece of data I found. I'm not sure how they're anti-family, or anti-white or anti-establishment. Unless you're trying to tell someone else how to live their life it's unlikely there is any reason to detest the ACLU.

    8. Re:ACLU by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      ACLU? I watch them. They do some good things - but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment. It's good that they are there, sometimes, but I really detest them. Having the ACLU around is like having an unpredictable watch dog in your home. You just never know when the damned dog will turn around and bite YOU!

      No you don't. If you actually watched them, you'd know that nothing you say about them is true (except maybe the "anti-establishment" part -- but since when is that a bad thing?) Instead, you're just lazily regurgitating tired anti-ACLU propaganda that has nothing to do with the actual organization, and which makes their job, protecting the rights of Americans, that much harder. Too bad, but they'll keep defending your rights whether you deserve it or not.

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    9. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://youtu.be/TiVFfOOm_GI

      http://www.lyricstime.com/frank-zappa-trouble-every-day-lyrics.html

      "Hey, you know something people?
      I'm not black
      But there's a whole lots a times
      I wish I could say I'm not white"

      F. Zappa

      Ya, racists assholes make me feel like that all the time. The question is, what can I actually do about it?

    10. Re:ACLU by hamburgler007 · · Score: 2

      Most of these criticisms are completely off the mark based on the cases they have taken on. ACLU has done more for society than you will ever do. I don't agree with them on everything, especially when it comes to their stance on the 2nd amendment, but I am not a one issue person and I will continue to support them.

    11. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ACLU used to be what you're describing (at least for first amendment issues). That was about 40 years ago. They stood on the side of principle without regard to who it was they were defending including racists, nazis, criminals, various religions, etc. This was when they were fulfilling their promises and "fighting the good fight" as it were. These days they're just a political movement in cognito.

      It's a shame because we need an organization that is what they used to be to the first amendment: watchdogs and defenders. Only we need them in the modern day and for the entire constitution rather than just the first amendment.

    12. Re:ACLU by Amouth · · Score: 1

      you are looking at a different sets - when it comes to "power" there is a minority of the population that has it - but when you look at the Racial Minority Sets and do a Venn diagram you will notice little overlap between these two separate "minority" sets..

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    13. Re:ACLU by martas · · Score: 2

      If by "YOU" you mean a white christian male benefiting from established racist and misogynistic power structures, then I agree.

    14. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Playing with the words while ignoring the context doesn't make any point. Just so you're aware.

    15. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ROFL. The only reason you're not "anti-church" is that your church is the one with all the power.

    16. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it? Really? Forget the countless other cases where it was reversed and nothing was done? Wow. It's people who think like you that are the reason we need the ACLU.

    17. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to get downvoted for it, especially on Slashdot, but there are many, many who agree with you. Sure they used to be great defenders and used to do good things, now it is much less frequent. I usually find myself disagreeing with their stance anymore.

    18. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the ACLU starts defending all the bill of rights including the 2nd amendment then I will donate. The ACLU doesn't want private ownership of guns.

    19. Re:ACLU by faedle · · Score: 1

      While I'm wont to agree with you, the argument can be made that if the government were upholding the other 9, the Second wouldn't be necessary.

    20. Re:ACLU by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      When the ACLU starts defending all the bill of rights including the 2nd amendment then I will donate.

      This is a mischaracterization of their position. The ACLU does defend the 2nd amendment. It's just that they have a different interpretation of it than you.

      The ACLU doesn't want private ownership of guns.

      This isn't true, either. They want protection of American Civil Liberties. Is private ownership a right? They say no, so they don't defend it. However, they don't argue the inverse position. I.e., just because private ownership isn't protected doesn't mean they would fight against it. They don't get into the enforcement of regulations.

    21. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the ACLU starts defending all the bill of rights including the 2nd amendment then I will donate. The ACLU doesn't want private ownership of guns.

      For real, the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms. Why isn't the ACLU protecting my right to own a nuclear missile? It's an armament, dammit!

    22. Re:ACLU by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      This is a mischaracterization of their position. The ACLU does defend the 2nd amendment.

      What Second Amendment cases has the ACLU intervened in? I'm curious.

      Is private ownership a right? They say no, so they don't defend it.

      Read the Constitution carefully. "Right" applies to individuals, "Power" applies to governments.

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    23. Re:ACLU by Toonol · · Score: 2

      I don't have a huge problem with the ACLU primarily defending minorities, be they racial or religious. The minorities probably face a bit more of a problem than the majority...

      However, I am greatly irritated by the ACLU's stand on the 2nd amendment. It's hypocritical, and the fact that they pick and choose what constitutional rights they defend undercuts their credibility quite a bit. If they only concerned themselves about the first amendment, for instance, I would understand that; but, it seems like they have a stance of defending all enumerated rights except the 2nd. It feels crassly political on their part.

    24. Re:ACLU by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Where did he state what church he was in, or whether he was a member of a church at all?

      You're making an assumption purely to make your position feel better to yourself.

    25. Re:ACLU by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      What Second Amendment cases has the ACLU intervened in? I'm curious.

      There aren't many, I'm sure, but here's one from a while ago.

      Read the Constitution carefully. "Right" applies to individuals, "Power" applies to governments.

      That's a non sequitur. The argument regarding the ACLU isn't about governments, it's about groups of individuals vs. individuals. The ACLU mission is for individuals, not groups or families. While I suppose they may at times step beyond that, they have chosen not to do so for the 2nd amendment except for some rare cases. The unfortunate side effect of this is that many people therefore view the ACLU as "against the 2nd Amendment" (which they are not) or "left-wing liberals" (which they are not). To the best of my knowledge, they do not advocate in any direction regarding gun ownership regulations and do not fight the NRA or similar organizations.

      I welcome constructive criticism on this because maybe I'm just wrong cannot understand the stances and maybe I have missed some background on the ACLU.

    26. Re:ACLU by avandesande · · Score: 1

      ACLU took up a gun case in Texas not too long ago.

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    27. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except maybe the "anti-establishment" part -- but since when is that a bad thing

      November 3, 2008, it appears.

    28. Re:ACLU by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      http://www.aclu.org/racial-justice_prisoners-rights_drug-law-reform_immigrants-rights/second-amendment

      The Second Amendment provides: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

      ACLU POSITION
      Given the reference to "a well regulated Militia" and "the security of a free State," the ACLU has long taken the position that the Second Amendment protects a collective right rather than an individual right. For seven decades, the Supreme Court's 1939 decision in United States v. Miller was widely understood to have endorsed that view.

      The Supreme Court has now ruled otherwise. In striking down Washington D.C.'s handgun ban by a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court's 2008 decision in D.C. v. Heller held for the first time that the Second Amendment protects an individual's right to keep and bear arms, whether or not associated with a state militia.

      The ACLU disagrees with the Supreme Court's conclusion about the nature of the right protected by the Second Amendment. We do not, however, take a position on gun control itself. In our view, neither the possession of guns nor the regulation of guns raises a civil liberties issue.

      ANALYSIS
      Although ACLU policy cites the Supreme Court's decision in U.S. v. Miller as support for our position on the Second Amendment, our policy was never dependent on Miller. Rather, like all ACLU policies, it reflects the ACLU's own understanding of the Constitution and civil liberties.

      Heller takes a different approach than the ACLU has advocated. At the same time, it leaves many unresolved questions, including what firearms are protected by the Second Amendment, what regulations (short of an outright ban) may be upheld, and how that determination will be made.

      Those questions will, presumably, be answered over time.

    29. Re:ACLU by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Miller#Interpretations
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_amendment#Meaning_of_.22the_right_of_the_People.22

      Wikipedia doesn't suggest it was clear cut as the ACLU makes out.
      Regardless, it is odd for the ACLU to take a position that an individual's freedoms in what they can own or do, especially in their own home, should be restricted to that extent, especially when there are good reasons to allow it, and reasonable interpretations of the bill of rights to support it.

      In my opinion, although I can hardly prove it, it was a cowardly position merely to ensure they did not piss off certain donors.

      The response on the ACLU blog was... emphatic.
      http://www.aclu.org/2008/07/01/heller-decision-and-the-second-amendment
      1361 responses, many from libertarians, civil or otherwise, who once advocated for the ACLU.

      Obviously the ACLU has the right to take this position, just as my friends and I had the right to stop supporting the ACLU, and find other organisations to give our money to.

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  3. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Dthief · · Score: 0

    The prosecution may have merit,

    how does this have merit? Are people not allowed to express their views that their local police are under-qualified?

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  4. Streisand effect by naroom · · Score: 1

    And here's an unrelated but great song about her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_zwdmz0hE

  5. Blame the prosecutor by mbone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

    1. Re:Blame the prosecutor by RussR42 · · Score: 2

      Even the police should know better. What surprises me most is that people are still surprised about this kind of thing. It happens all the time, while the big corruption within the government is ignored - in fact, it's a crime to point it out.

    2. Re:Blame the prosecutor by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      I saw a judge berate a lawyer for asking him to sign a prior-restraint TRO on his opposing party. The judge should have known better as well... but their claim is that the person is harassing and posting this with intent to embarass... which I can see (whistleblower laws protect you from reporting incidents to the proper authorities, not airing it on youtube) but the fact that the allegations aren't false, means the material isn't defamatory... so... good luck sticking this prosecution all the way to conviction... of course, they don't need it to last that far, they just need it to get far enough to identify the individual and then fire them for cause.

      Employment is a horrible mess of a contract. :(

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    3. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Hutz · · Score: 1

      No, it is the judge who should have known better. That is why we require a judge's consent for a warrant. The judge is supposed to be the guarantor of our rights before the police and prosecutors. Our system of laws anticipated overzealous law enforcement - Judges are not supposed to be part of the prosecution, but the adjudicators of law. This is

    4. Re:Blame the prosecutor by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      maybe he'll get sanctions. It'd be nice to see some government prosecutors getting this when appropriate, such as when they tried to snuff out whistleblowers in court.

    5. Re:Blame the prosecutor by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      And should face disbarment for dereliction of his duty as an officer of the court.

      The actions he seeks to prosecute are practically textbook examples of protected speech.

      The judge who signed that warrant has some explaining to do as well. He isn't there to operate the rubber stamp, his job is to make the police and prosecutors demonstrate that their warrants are valid and constitutional before he signs off on them. If he won't do that or he's too much of a patsy to do that then he's a disgrace to his office and yet another in a growing list of reasons why citizens should re-consider any level of respect they might have left for their government.

    6. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a horrible viewpoint. How about I blame all of the idiots involved for being idiots?

    7. Re:Blame the prosecutor by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Even the police should know better. What surprises me most is that people are still surprised about this kind of thing. It happens all the time, while the big corruption within the government is ignored - in fact, it's a crime to point it out.

      Actually, if you read the linked article, the cartoons contain information that could only be obtained through a leak in the Internal Affairs department of the Renton PD or someone at the Renton PD animating the rumor mill and getting lucky. They're going the "cyberstalking" angle cause it's the closest thing they have to "some idiot's trolling the police online with stuff from Internal Affairs." Not sure the Cyberstalking law counts for this, but it's likely the most similar legal substitute.

    8. Re:Blame the prosecutor by MarkvW · · Score: 2

      You don't know what you're talking about. Cops always ask for warrants on their own. In Washington, prosecutors lose their immunity when they step into the investigative process.

      In complicated or important cases, like homicide and sex crimes, advice is frequently sought of the prosecutor. For misdemeanors . . . not so much.

      It's possible the the prosecutor advised the cops on this one, but I sincerely doubt it. This incestuous mess reeks from a mile away. Maybe the prosecutor was involved, but the odds are way against it.

    9. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... and yet another in a growing list of reasons why citizens should re-consider any level of respect they might have left for their government.

      Or yet another in a growing list of reasons why citizens should re-consider their, possibility non-existent, level of participation in their government.

    10. Re:Blame the prosecutor by RussR42 · · Score: 2

      Fair enough. But my point was that "leaking" reports of corruption to the public is considered a crime. Funny how that works. And not 'haha funny'.

    11. Re:Blame the prosecutor by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah good luck with that! you get a prosecutor with an agenda and life can turn to shit REAL quick friend. We had one of those in my area a few years back, a female who was a classic 'All those with a penis are rapist scum"no matter if there was anything...like oh say EVIDENCE, or even if the police believed it, nope if you had a penis you were rapist scum.

      Once the women realized it was that way it got to the point every. damned. divorce. the woman would either scream rape herself or if she had a daughter get her to scream rape because it was common knowledge that no matter what was found she'd go after your soon to be ex like a pitbull and while he was tied up in court? Kinda hard to fight those divorce proceedings. had it happen to a friend of mine, he treated the daughter from her first marriage like it was his own kid, made her keep her grades up, she couldn't go out partying all night, etc. So grandma promises the bitch if she'll scream rape granny will buy her a new car. it didn't matter that the cops were so fed up with superbitch they actually testified FOR THE DEFENSE that the girl changed her story more than a half a dozen times, nope she drug his ass into court for over a year and the lawyer bills cost him a home that had been in the family three generations. After he had been crushed by that his wife (who had been hiding her assets for awhile) used a superlawyer to tear him a new one and get sole custody of his son, which she promptly took overseas, never for him to see again.

      So if this prosecutor has a hard on for busting this guy? i hope he has a couple of years on his calendar free and plenty of money in the bank because they can turn your life into a world of shit on their whim.

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    12. Re:Blame the prosecutor by tombeard · · Score: 1

      It is the police that are committing perjury. To hide their aggravated assault.

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    13. Re:Blame the prosecutor by sjames · · Score: 2

      It seems close to the point we should at least consider tar and feathers when we participate. Simple voting doesn't seem to change much.

    14. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sent this to the CJC Fax number (360) 586 - 2918 (thank you eFax):

        I, (redacted per forum post), believe that judge James Cayce has flagrantly and knowingly misconstrued the spirit of law with reference to RCW 9.61.260. The judge has signed off on a search warrant to expose the identity of a unknown person or persons who created numerous parody videos lambasting an unnamed Police Department. The videos are believed to be about the Renton Police Department yet provide little more than allusion to said department.

      The search warrant was filed as warrant #11-1172, filed on July 28th, 2011 at 14:27 with the King County Superior Court. My assertion is that this warrant was filed not to expose any possible acts of cyberbullying but rather to expose a possible departmental employee to censure and departmental discipline. The spirit of the law is being egregiously twisted in this situation and I believe the matter deserves due oversight.

      Thank you.

      (redacted contact information)

    15. Re:Blame the prosecutor by osobear · · Score: 2

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      And should face disbarment for dereliction of his duty as an officer of the court.

      I originally read that as "should face dismemberment for dereliction of his duty." I wasn't sure that I disagreed.

    16. Re:Blame the prosecutor by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      Question. Is the level of non-participation because...

      (1) People don't have opinions on how the country should be run and are perfectly happy to allow extremists to do their own thing in government.

      or

      (2) People are tuning out a ruling establishment that's not remotely representative of their interests, in part because they have a choice of two parties both of which are, essentially, representative of that ruling establishment?

      Look at Democrats. Every couple of decades, a motivated liberal base hears "the right thing" from the person running as the Democratic Presidential candidate and votes him into power, only to find that person wholly ignores their mandate and adopts extreme right wing policies instead. Will Liberals turn out to vote at the next election? Maybe, but only because the "other side" seems so much more insane than usual, and in lower numbers than in 2008.

      As long as neither party fights for democracy, free speech, stability, and against the threats that hurt ordinary people, be that unemployment, a lack of access to essential services, or crime and fraud, you're not going to get a sizable number of people to care enough to actually get out and vote. And as long as they pretend to when running for office, and then turn around and do the opposite once they have power, they will turn people away.

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    17. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Hatta · · Score: 2

      What's worst is that both the prosecutor and the judge have immunity for anything they do in the course of their jobs. So there's literally no recourse against these criminals.

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    18. Re:Blame the prosecutor by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It doesn't happen all the time; THAT is why people are surprised and angered by this.

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    19. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      problem is that it is common practice to sign a copy of the warrant and the cops will act on the copy where if there is ever trouble internally the original has no judge attached.

    20. Re:Blame the prosecutor by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. But my point was that "leaking" reports of corruption to the public is considered a crime. Funny how that works. And not 'haha funny'.

      And if the reports turn out to be false? If they're fake reports being used as part of a sting? If the person being investigated is being pressured to turn states' evidence on other, more serious issues of corruption?

      Sometimes keeping a cap on the rumor mill is a good thing.

    21. Re:Blame the prosecutor by sglines · · Score: 1

      My response to this is that any citizen should be able to go before a Federal Special Grand Jury and request indictment of a prosecutor (and or Police) who knowingly violates ones Civil Rights. This is an obvious violation of the cartoonists civil rights.

    22. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      Indeed. Not to mention the judge.

      And should face disbarment for dereliction of his duty as an officer of the court.

      The actions he seeks to prosecute are practically textbook examples of protected speech.

      The judge who signed that warrant has some explaining to do as well. He isn't there to operate the rubber stamp, his job is to make the police and prosecutors demonstrate that their warrants are valid and constitutional before he signs off on them. If he won't do that or he's too much of a patsy to do that then he's a disgrace to his office and yet another in a growing list of reasons why citizens should re-consider any level of respect they might have left for their government.

      What's worse is that Judge Cayce signed-off on two warrants; the first was to Google to ascertain the identity of the person who created the "Mr. Fuddlesticks" YouTube account; the second, also to Google, was to ascertain the identity of the owner of the fuddlesticks@gmail.com account. Judge Cayce signed-off on both warrants.

      What hasn't been discussed generally is that the first warrant revealed the IP address of the creator of the YouTube account. The IP address in question was: 64.134.140.12 -- a quick reverse whois revealed the owner of the Netblock as follows:

      Wayport, Inc. WAYPORT-2BLK (NET-64-134-0-0-1) 64.134.0.0 - 64.134.255.255
      American Registry for Internet Numbers NET64 (NET-64-0-0-0-0) 64.0.0.0 - 64.255.255.255

      WayPort, Inc. was bought out by AT&T WiFi Services in 2008. Wayport/AT&T WiFi Services was/is in the business of supplying wireless Internet connectivity ("hotspots") to a variety of retail business, including stores, restaurants, and coffee shops. It would appear that the alleged uploader of the videos in question was sufficiently security aware to engage in these precautions, to avoid identification. With the second warrant, to obtain the information on the holder of the Gmail account, I suspect that the police will be equally out of luck. They're gambling on the (very slim) possibility that the uploader may have been careless, and failed to use a hotspot to establish/use their Gmail account.

      The stratagem to uncover the identity of the poster of the cartoons will have failed spectacularly, especially in light of the coverage this is getting in both the local as well as the tech press. Maybe a few dozen people knew of the Renton Police Department's dirty laundry prior to this -- now the whole world knows.

  6. Wait for it... by U8MyData · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...you civil liberties are becomeing an endangered species if you question authority, impead the operations of businesses, or criticize your elected officials. I never thought it would come to this in this country. Isn't it sad that the pent up frustration and anti-establishment from the 60's generation (the people now in power) has morphed into this?

    1. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame hipsters!
      (Is it still cool to blame hipsters?)

    2. Re:Wait for it... by naroom · · Score: 5, Funny

      I blame hipsters! (Is it still cool to blame hipsters?)

      It was only cool to blame hipsters before it was cool to blame hipsters.

    3. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      These days, people don't give a shit about rights, as long as they have their iPhone and their Facebook. Maybe they might sign a petition to have the First Amendment reinstated, or like a group on FB saying they miss having the ability to not have their property searched at whim. However don't expect anything more than that.

    4. Re:Wait for it... by Aranykai · · Score: 1

      Sounds like just the thing a hipster would say.

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    5. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      city does something outrageous --jump-to-conclusion--> such pathological state of social decay woe is me
      person does something outrageous --jump-to-conclusion--> oh no can't go there that's bigoted and racist

      Maybe outrageous things just tend to happen from time to time and the internet's speed makes it seems like more of it is happening. Calm down.

    6. Re:Wait for it... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      Many of the 60s people had their lives on the line. They were being drafted. Their friends were being drafted and dying. It incentivizes a bit of civil disobedience.

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    7. Re:Wait for it... by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      Many of the 60s people had their lives on the line. They were being drafted. Their friends were being drafted and dying. It incentivizes a bit of civil disobedience.

      Their lives will be on the line again if they were to stop getting social security and/or medicare. Just sayin'.

    8. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does that mean its no longer cool to blame hipsters and therefore cool to blame hipsters therefore OH NOOOOOOOOOO

    9. Re:Wait for it... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The average mature adult can't seem to make sound financial decisions past about 3 to 6 months out, and forget about contingency planning of any sort. Dumb-ass ethos like: "Bad stuff doesn't happen to good people.", "It never happened to me before; so, it's too unlikely to bother with.", "Someone else will fix it if it's a problem.", "It's only a problem if you don't ignore it.", "If you didn't succeed, it's because you didn't work hard enough for it.", etc... pretty much rule that out.

      "Big" shit like that gets spoon fed to the masses by various talking heads. Usually via base emotions and pseudo-authoritative posturing. ... *looks to see if the captcha is "hypocrite" or something.

      Oh, well, when in Rome, I suppose.

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    10. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Red Forman: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. " -That 70's Show. If you would all rather have no rules at all and live in Anarchy, I'd love to live off a steady diet of computer nerd livers served with fava beans and a nice chianti. The police keep you safe from people like me, you should show them more respect.

    11. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you should show them more respect.

      Respect is earned, not deserved.

      If you would all rather have no rules at all...The police keep you safe from people like me

      And who keeps us safe from people like the police?

    12. Re:Wait for it... by nbauman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I lived through the 60s. It was more than just the war. A lot of people put their lives on the line in ways that had nothing to do with the draft. Their friends were getting killed because they were trying to vote in the south, for example. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi_civil_rights_workers_murders

      Corny as it sounds today, they did it out of a commitment to social justice.

      You're right, though. The draft incentivized them to resist the war in Vietnam.

      Of course, 3,000 Americans died in an even more senseless war in Iraq. I don't know why that doesn't incentivize kids today to do anything (beyond voting for Obama, which doing nothing).

    13. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh quit referring to the 60s like it was some flower-power borg where everyone believed the same thing. Most folks thought that the teenage and twenty-something hippies were shaking their fists at things they didn't understand. They proposed simplistic utopian solutions that had no basis in reality. These were not the people who rose to power. Hippies are the guys who show up occasionally on American Pickers with their hauls of nostalgic tokens.

    14. Re:Wait for it... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap."

      Who do you think is in power now?

    15. Re:Wait for it... by FutureDomain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      These days, people don't give a shit about rights, as long as they have their iPhone and their Facebook. Maybe they might sign a petition to have the First Amendment reinstated, or like a group on FB saying they miss having the ability to not have their property searched at whim. However don't expect anything more than that.

      Of course there are people today who care enough about our rights to stand up for them. They're called Anonymous. They may be trying to create change the wrong way, but at least they are standing up against corporations, organizations, and governments who try to censor and tear down the First Amendment.

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    16. Re:Wait for it... by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Protesting in the 60s didn't get you stuck on a "no fly" list, blackballed from schools and corporate jobs and unable to get a security clearance. In a few years it will prevent you from getting medical care, which is cool if your 20 but sucks when your 50. Maybe Visa and MC will decide you are persona-non-grata and you can't buy food and such. No bank accounts, you might be a terrorist and in any event you are on the list.

      The state has drastically raised the price of protest and disobedience. It is an insidious truth that further enslaves us.

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    17. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those 3,000 volunteered, that makes a huge difference.

    18. Re:Wait for it... by kermidge · · Score: 1

      And you're right. You were there, your education is complete.

      "....no basis in reality."

      Yup, as in fuel from biomass and farm excreta (methane, if you're interested,) windpower, fuel cells, a hydrogen economy, using waste fryer oil to power farm equipment (well, that's minor, but at least it wasn't getting dumped in the sewer or 'out back,' and it was fun doing the conversion,) intercropping and crop rotation, contour plowing, and on to observance of the Bill of Rights and other amendments, agitating in favor of clean air, water, and land, open government, and a bunch of other "un-American" activities and pursuits.

      You are right about one thing: many of those of my cohort now in power had little to do with, or actively resisted or opposed, unimportant, unreal things such as voter registration, minority rights, desegregation, migrant labor reform, equal pay, and a slew of other things with no basis in reality.

      I recognize a few here and there, the pundits, those in government, in think tanks - they're still the same assholes they were forty and more years ago. Well, they have some power, and most of them, more money, so I guess that makes them right.

    19. Re:Wait for it... by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      Whatever bro. I was only blaming them ironically.

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    20. Re:Wait for it... by nausicaa · · Score: 1

      I wonder when you get to join Night Watch, and wear those neat armbands...

      Pebbles, don't wait for the avalanche to take away your voting rights, start your own avalanche today ;)

    21. Re:Wait for it... by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Of course there are people today who care enough about our rights to stand up for them. They're called ACLU & other similar organisations.

      Fixed that for you. Anonymous is by definition not about any specific cause. Furthermore, most of what they do has nothing to do with protecting rights and is simply the abuse of others for amusement. You just have to look at how they respond to some of their critics (attacks, harassment etc) to see how much they truly value anyone else's freedom of speech.

    22. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 60s people didn't march. What you did is make that up. Only a few cared about anything, and a bunch of doped up people followed the party. And once the party was over because the dopers turned to violence, they clad themselves in suits and morally corrupted themselves to levels which made them easily the most disgusting generation alive. The notion that everybody fought for our rights and freedoms in the 60s is a construct, made up afterwards in the same way as everybody from the 60ties claimed to have visited Woodstock.

    23. Re:Wait for it... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Who do you think is in power now?

      The ones that didn't march, risk jail and their lives?

      The ones that made their parents proud by embracing and extending the Old Guard.
      "A chip off the old block!" and not an original, creative thought in his head to distract him from his mission.

      Those 60's 'activists' are usually weeded out from gaining power during the selection process.
      Business and politics will mark you as ineligible for hire/unelectable with that stuff on your record.
      And with more databases go online with these records, it will become next to impossible to hide.
      It's already difficult to hide this info, it will become worse.
      Not to mention that these databases are getting massive amounts of entries of dubious nature like the scenario FTFA. Trying to stomp on a cartoonist for political satire/parody.

      I understand this is probably a fishing expedition to find their Internal Affairs leaker, maybe they just want to shut the the comic strip down, whatever.

      The point to focus on is they are using law enforcement and the courts to violate the artist's 1st Amendment, Constitutional right to free speech regarding politics.
       

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    24. Re:Wait for it... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Well said good sir!

      My step-dad found himself on the No Fly list. It turns out it was all because his name is shared by a 'computer hacker'(a well known 'white hat', allegedly)
      My step-dad had worked for the State Department in Computer Operations(before IT dept.'s were called IT) for 28 years before No Fly lists existed...flew to US embassies all over the world on a regular basis for decades as a federally employed State Dept. worker.

      Enter the No Fly list.
      Suddenly he's flagged at security, shows his passport and driver's license...no go, shows his frequent flier card for the airline on a whim, and all is magically good.
      WTF?

      The state has drastically raised the price of protest and disobedience.

      And the 'bombs' the state are dropping are causing a lot of collateral damage, with not many hits on the 'terrorists'/bad guys.

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    25. Re:Wait for it... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those 3,000 volunteered, that makes a huge difference.

      True, they volunteered, BUT and this is a very big BUT... they were sent to their deaths on the basis of a lie that Saddam had weapons of Mass Destruction. Not only have 3000 Americans died for this lie, but millions of civilians have had their lives fucked over because of this lie and America and other western countries have been pouring billions of Dollars and Pounds and Euros down the hole to pay for the munitions etc. for this war... WHO is profiting from this LIE? Some wrinkly tossers in charge of the global arms industry. Bush's paymasters who were desperate for this war... Just think what America's and other countries deficits would be like if it hadn't happened?

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    26. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget that a ton of those people that just don't give a fuck today are the same people from the generation that supposedly did all this "heroic" protesting in the 60s. It's not like everyone over 60 is a die-hard supporter of free-speech (and freedom, in general) and it's everyone under 30 that doesn't give a fuck. Just go around and talk to some old folks and find out just how much they favor government intervention, control, censorship, etc.

    27. Re:Wait for it... by gplus · · Score: 1

      How many people actually believed that WMDs were the anything other than an excuse for starting that war? Back in 2003, most of those who were against the war certainly wasn't buying the WMD story. And I'm pretty sure that most of those who were in favor of the war, wanted it regardless of whether Saddam had a few WMD toys or not.

      I've always thought that the WMD story was an excuse that nobody actually believed in. (To clarify: In 2003 some people may have believed that Saddam had a few WMDs, but nobody believed that those weapons were the real reason we invaded.)

    28. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course, 3,000 Americans died in an even more senseless war in Iraq. I don't know why that doesn't incentivize kids today to do anything"

      There's no draft allowing the government to kidnap them and force into slavery in the military for Iraq like there was for Vietnam...

    29. Re:Wait for it... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Re: your sig - to become a Ninja, you need to share *HONOR*

      Just sayin'...

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    30. Re:Wait for it... by GauteL · · Score: 1

      Professional soldiers do not volunteer to each war. They voluntarily sign up to be in the army but then have to go to whatever war the government has decided to send them to. Many of them would have signed up to protect and serve their country. They deserve the respect and decency to be sent out to wars based on reality, not lies.

      Granted, it is still not the same as simply being drafted.

    31. Re:Wait for it... by GauteL · · Score: 1

      I agree. But just because many saw through the WMD lie, doesn't make it any better.

    32. Re:Wait for it... by GauteL · · Score: 1

      Some of those old activists have made it into power in Europe, where I believe the system tends to be more forgiving about these things than the US. The ones that have made it, however, are older, wiser (?) and more sanitised versions of their 60s selves.

    33. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The ones that didn't march, risk jail and their lives?

      Do you know where Barack Obama launched his political career?
      In the home of Bill Ayers.
      Do you know who Bill Ayers is?
      He was one of the leaders of the domestic terrorist group the Weather Underground.
      There are other politically powerful people who were part of the protests, most of them people whose role was actually admirable. I only use Bill Ayers as an example of someone whose role went beyond peaceful protest and even the civil disobedience of the civil rights movement into actual criminal violence who has risen to a position of political power

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    34. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More people died from accidents in the 80s while on active duty than both current wars KIA totals. Yet I don't and I'm sure you didn't give a rat's ass about them then or now. I don't see you standing up for improved safety procedures and training related to the current accidental deaths. Why aren't you marching and pissed off for them for those accidentally killed while on duty? Is it not as "cool", not as "hippie"? The fact is there would be over 5000 deaths while on active duty over the last ten years, war or not.

      http://siadapp.dmdc.osd.mil/personnel/CASUALTY/death_Rates.pdf

    35. Re:Wait for it... by Mad+Leper · · Score: 2

      Bullshit. Anonymous works for nothing but their own self interest. Censorship has always been their weapon of choice, they attack anyone that disagrees with them and pick their battles to promote their own egos.

      Anonymous would happily through you under a bus for the lulz if it suited them and you're an idiot if you think they serving any sort of noble purpose.

    36. Re:Wait for it... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we tried back then. They held some of the biggest protests ever on American soil, it was no match for the propaganda machine. Protests mean nothing if no one hears about them, and the media didn't give a shit.

      America is well and truly fucked.

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    37. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this will change in September:
      http://takethesquare.net/2011/07/30/occupy-wall-street-tahrir-style/
      Time to wake up, people!

    38. Re:Wait for it... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Do you have citations for this? While it is generally accepted that Obama and Ayers had met at one point, the extraordinary claim that he "launched" his career at Bill Ayers house needs proof.

    39. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      Here you go: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8630.html
      I'm going to guess that you also do not believe that Ayers ghost wrote "Dreams From My Father" as well.

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    40. Re:Wait for it... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      doing nothing?

      1. Signed an Executive Order on government contracting to fight waste and abuse.

      2. Signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, restoring basic protections against pay discrimination for women and other workers.

      3. Renewed dialogue with NATO and other allies and partners on strategic issues.

      4. Announced a plan to responsibly end the war in Iraq.

      5. Provided funding to families of fallen soldiers have expenses covered to be on hand when the body arrives at Dover AFB.

      6. Ended media blackout on war casualties and the return of fallen soldiers to Dover AFB.

      7. Signed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act which has created 2.1 million jobs (as of 12/31/09).

      8. Launched Recovery.gov to track spending from the Recovery Act, an unprecedented step to provide transparency and accountability through technology.

      9. Announced the "Making Home Affordable" home refinancing plan.

      10. Launched a $15 billion plan to boost lending to small businesses.

      11. Invested heavily in education both as a way to provide jobs now and lay the foundation for long-term prosperity.

      12. Provided the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) with more than $1.4 billion to improve services to America’s Veterans.

      13. Signed an Executive Order establishing the White House Office of Urban Affairs.

      14. Limited lobbyist's access to the White House.

      15. Issued an Presidential Memorandum to restore scientific integrity in government decision-making.

      16. Answered questions at the first online town hall from the White House that were submitted and voted on transparently by the public at WhiteHouse.gov.

      17. Established a central portal for Americans to find service opportunities.

      18. Launched Business.gov – enabling conversation and online collaboration between small business owners, government representatives and industry experts in discussion forums relevant to starting and managing a business.

      19. Appointed the first ever Federal Chief Information Officer to provide management and oversight over federal IT spending.

      20. Signed the Children’s Health Insurance Reauthorization Act on February 4, 2009, which provides quality health care to 11 million kids – 4 million who were previously uninsured.

      21. Issued an Executive Order repealing the Bush-Era restrictions on embryonic stem cell research.

      22. Signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis.

      23. Announced creation of a Joint Virtual Lifetime Electronic Record for members of the U.S. Armed Forces to improve quality of medical care.

      24. Ended the previous stop-loss policy that kept soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan longer than their enlistment date.

      25. Committed to phasing out the expensive F-22 war plane and other outdates weapons systems, which weren't even used or needed in Iraq/Afghanistan.

      26. Provided federal support for stem-cell and new biomedical research.

      27. Provided new federal funding for science and research labs.

      28. Played a lead role in G-20 Summit that produced a $1.1 trillion deal to combat the global financial crisis.

      29. Signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system.

      30. Ordered the closure of the prison at Guantanamo Bay and a review of our detention and interrogation policy, and prohibited the use of torture.

      31. Appointed Special Envoys for Climate Change, Southwest Asia, the Middle
      East, Sudan, and a Special Representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan.

      32. Empowered states to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards.

      33. Increased infrastructure spending (roads, bridges, power plants) after years of neglect.

      34. Increased minority access to capital.

      35. Developed a comprehensive new strategy on Afghanistan and Pakistan that

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    41. Re:Wait for it... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "Once," eh? And this "launched" his career?

      Yes, I do not believe that Ayers ghost wrote Dreams From My Father, primarily because I am not some fruitcake conspiracy theorist.

    42. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      "Once," eh? And this "launched" his career? Yes, I do not believe that Ayers ghost wrote Dreams From My Father, primarily because I am not some fruitcake conspiracy theorist.

      Did you read the article? It was the event where it was announced that Obama was the person that State Senator Alice Palmer had chosen as her successor for that office...the first elected office that Obama ran for (and was elected to). This is the usual definition of "launching" a political career, the occassion at which one anounces that one will first run for political office.

      As for Ayers writing Dreams From My Father, the writing style of "Dreams From My Father" more closely resembles that of Bill Ayers' "Fugitive Days" than anything written by Obama. Additionally, the book "Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage" references the fact that Ayers wrote a significant portion of "Dreams From My Father". The book "Barack and Michelle" was written by a strong supporter of Obama. The relevant quote from "Barack and Michelle":

      Andersen continues, “In the end, Ayers’s contribution to Barack’s Dreams from My Father would be significant–so much so that the book’s language, oddly specific references, literary devices, and themes would bear a jarring similarity to Ayers’s own writing.”

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    43. Re:Wait for it... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I don't know why that doesn't incentivize kids today to do anything (beyond voting for Obama, which doing nothing).

      Because we did something (e.g. on Feb 15, 2003, we with the help of the old peacenik guard held what was probably the largest peaceful protest in human history), and the powers that be simply ignored it. They ignored it so thoroughly that hardly anyone even remembers that it even happened. You seem like an activist-type, and it sounds like even you forgot about it.

      You see, the establishment learned lessons from the 1960's, but they weren't the lessons that the protesters and most decent people would have wanted them to learn (like not invading countries, not killing civilians, not shooting at college kids, giving people a sense of economic fairness, holding powerful people to the same laws as powerless people, etc). Some of the lessons they learned were:
      1. Keep TV cameras as far away from protesters as possible. (See: "Free Speech Zones")
      2. Use agents provocateurs embedded in protests to justify police crackdowns (See: Seattle 1999, Philadelphia 2004, Toronto 2010, etc, etc). Encourage the more radical anarchist groups to use violence to make it easier to portray all protesters as violent anarchists.
      3. Don't use lethal weapons, use non-lethal weapons. So instead of shooting people with live ammo, shoot them with rubber bullets. Or turn sonic cannons on them. Or turn laser weapons on them (in development). Don't use tear gas anymore - they know how to handle that.
      4. Make reporters part of the establishment, so they won't report negative things about you. For instance, Cenk Uygur on this phenomenon at MSNBC.

      I could go on, but the point is that they're very sophisticated about media management these days, so the chance of getting lots of images of white middle-class kids getting beaten or killed at the hands of police on TV screens around the country is virtually nil. I've been at significant protests outside events, and the news coverage was such that you wouldn't have known the protest even happened.

      We've tried protests. We've tried elections. We've tried global networking. None of them have accomplished their goals in the US (they helped our Egyptian and Tunisian friends quite a bit though). Serious rebellion would be horrific and doomed for failure. I'm out of options, how about you?

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    44. Re:Wait for it... by Bardwick · · Score: 1

      I call troll from this cut and paste job.... 3. Talked to Nato about the two wars we were fighting? Must be so proud. 4. Announced plan to responsibly end Iraq war responsibly. How'd that work out for him? 7. Signed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act which has created 2.1 million jobs. Government is incapable of creating jobs by spending money. There is no math that can get you there. At over a hundred thousand dollars per job created, you really want to brag about this? 14. Limited lobbyist's access to the White House. Did you actually read this or just cut and paste it from something. Lobbyists are not only crawling around the whitehouse, they are being hired left and right. 28. Played a lead role in G-20 Summit that produced a $1.1 trillion deal to combat the global financial crisis. Read the news lately? 30. Ordered the closure of the prison at Guantanamo Bay and a review of our detention and interrogation policy, and prohibited the use of torture. Seriously, did you read this before cut/paste? 32. Empowered states to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards. 14th amendment, they already have that but good to get a blessing.

    45. Re:Wait for it... by Bardwick · · Score: 1

      Police rarely protect anyone. They mostly investigate the crime after it has been committed and to gather information for the prosecution. It's not police that keep you safe, it's the courts. Personally, my safety is increased because I believe in the 2nd amendment...

    46. Re:Wait for it... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It was an event where some people were told Obama was her successor; is there any evidence that was the FIRST time it was said? I'm sure it was said before and after, the only reason you are interested in it is because Ayers was there.

      You're just making things up now to support your viewpoint. Barack and Michelle was an unauthorized tell-all book, essentially gossip, and relied heavily on unsupported assertions and anonymous sources.

      As for your claim that the style is Ayers, that has been proven false:

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article5063279.ece

    47. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It was not "proven false". The guy did some preliminary studies of it and concluded it was different. Those who had originally contacted him did not choose to pursue the matter for the type of study that would be needed to prove things conclusively. I do not know that Ayers wrote "Dreams From My Father", what I do know is that Obama did not.
      As to launching his political career at the Ayers' home, you are saying that he launched it somewhere else. OK, where? Where did Obama first anounce that he was going to run for the State Senate of Illinois? According to everything I have seen, it was at the Ayers' home. You are claiming that it was somewhere else. Where was that?

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    48. Re:Wait for it... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > They're called Anonymous. They may be trying to create change the wrong way ...

      Anyone who has ever been arrested for protesting, anyone who has ever been beaten up for protesting has faced someone who felt they were "trying to create change the wrong way".

      For some people, "the wrong way" is any way that they don't already control. IE courts, congress, laws, etc.

      For some people, "the wrong way" is any way at all.

    49. Re:Wait for it... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It was not "proven false". The guy did some preliminary studies of it and concluded it was different. Those who had originally contacted him did not choose to pursue the matter for the type of study that would be needed to prove things conclusively.

      Because they knew it would be proven false.

      I do not know that Ayers wrote "Dreams From My Father", what I do know is that Obama did not.

      And how do you know this?

      As to launching his political career at the Ayers' home, you are saying that he launched it somewhere else. OK, where? Where did Obama first anounce that he was going to run for the State Senate of Illinois? According to everything I have seen, it was at the Ayers' home. You are claiming that it was somewhere else. Where was that?

      Everything you've seen has been sold to you by the nutjob right. Ayers himself notes that his house was only one of probably about 20 that Obama visited that night. Other sources corroborate that. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95442902

    50. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The reason that I know that Obama did not write Dreams From My Father is because it bears no stylistic resemblance to any other examples of Obama's writing, including his second autobiography.

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    51. Re:Wait for it... by nbauman · · Score: 1

      I call troll from this cut and paste job....

      Definitely cut and paste, maybe troll.

      Basic problem is that these are all incremental steps that don't address fundamental problems.

      I think most important issue of the Obama presidency was health care.

      Obama told us that he supported single payer, and a lot of people voted for him for that reason. When he got into office, the first thing he did was to call a White House health care conference, in which single payer advocates, like John Conyers, were specifically not invited. Then he compromised single payer away, for reasons people disagree on (some say the Republicans forced him to compromise, other people say his campaign contributors in the health care industry forced him to drop it, and other people say this is just the pro-industry position he really wants). He offered us a public *option* instead. Then he compromised the public option away. When progressives from moveon.org actually raised money and bought TV commercials in the districts of conservative Democrats who opposed single payer to encourage them to support what was supposedly Obama's preference, Rahm Emanuel called them "fucking retarded" -- and then when it got out, apologized to the *retarded* organizations. As a result, we will continue with the private insurance based system, which will cost us almost twice as much as a single-payer system would have cost us, based on comparisons to the Canadian system, to U.S. Medicare, and the VA system.

      I have no more than an informed citizen's knowledge of economics, but Paul Krugman makes a lot of sense to me, and he says that Obama's latest compromise gives away the store to the Republicans, and will cause real damage to Medicare and Social Security over the next few years.

      I don't agree with Bardwick on everything, but to take those issues that I know something about:

      27. Provided new federal funding for science and research labs.

      According to Science magazine and the New Scientist, fededral funding for the National Science Foundation and the National Institutes of Health will be down by something like 4-5%. The NIH is in the process of deciding what worthwhile projects to cut. The Hubble Space Telescope is a cliffhanger.

      20. Signed the Children’s Health Insurance Reauthorization Act on February 4, 2009, which provides quality health care to 11 million kids – 4 million who were previously uninsured.

      Yes, it subsidizes the private insurance industry -- after Obama refused to give us a single payer system, which would have solved this problem at half the cost.

      30. Ordered the closure of the prison at Guantanamo Bay and a review of our detention and interrogation policy, and prohibited the use of torture.

      Closure of Guantanamo Bay? You're denying the facts.

      37. Signed the Helping Families Save Their Homes Act.

      The progressives wanted the financial institutions to take a hit and mark the value of the homes down to market rate -- so homeowners could keep their home. This act instead keeps the loans at underwater inflated rates, and just spreads the payments out to infinity, so that people will never pay them off.

      55. Ended the previous policy; the US now has a no torture policy and is in compliance with the Geneva Convention standards.

      Most of these torture policies are secret, so we don't know what Obama's policy is. But the human rights organizations complain that the Obama administration didn't prosecute any of the people responsible for the torture policy -- so there's no deterrence to doing it again.

      Voting for Obama is doing nothing.

    52. Re:Wait for it... by nbauman · · Score: 1

      We've tried protests. We've tried elections. We've tried global networking. None of them have accomplished their goals in the US (they helped our Egyptian and Tunisian friends quite a bit though). Serious rebellion would be horrific and doomed for failure. I'm out of options, how about you?

      Keep fighting.

      Find people who understand politics, and learn from them. Before you support somebody, find out what his policies are. Don't fall for glamorous leaders like Obama, just because he's the latest fad.

      To a Waverer

      Bertolt Brecht

      You tell us
      It looks bad for our cause.
      The darkness gets deeper. Our strength gets weaker.
      Now, after we have worked for so many years,
      We are worse off than in the beginning.

      The enemy stands there, stronger than ever before.
      His powers seem to have grown. He looks invincible.
      We have made mistakes. There is no denying it.
      Our numbers are dwindling.
      Our slogans are in disarray. Many times,
      The enemy has twisted our words beyond recognition.

      But what did we say that was false?
      Some of it ? All of it ?
      Whom can we still count on ? Are we just left over, thrown
      Out of the living stream? Will we remain behind?
      Understanding no one and understood by none ?

      Or do we just have to get lucky ?

      This is what you ask.
      Expect no other answer than your own.

      — 1935

    53. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's Samurai. Ninja need stealth, or Pirates, or maybe a plug for a scottish doctor who happens to be a ninja american.

    54. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mad

      Also, I could google it (and will right now) but - what is the ACLU? Never heard of it. (Also if it wasn't immediately obvious, I am being rhetorical here to make the point that I have indeed heard of 'anonymous' but not of ACLU whatever that or the may be.)

    55. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people from the 60s who advocated people power aren't the ones holding actual power. People forget that, while libertarians were conspicuous, totalitarians were quietly beavering away in the background, building the necessary networks to seize power.

  7. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Themer · · Score: 0

    **WHOOOOSH** :)

  8. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Flyerman · · Score: 2

    oh man, I can't stop laughing.

  9. Thank god for the Streissand effect! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yet another nugget I would not have known about were it not for someone out there trying to stop it!

    1. Re:Thank god for the Streissand effect! by Goboxer · · Score: 1

      The extremely funny thing is there are no identifying characteristics to the cartoons at all. No names or anything of that nature are used. So you have to have a strong knowledge of the police department and what has happened there to even know it was Renton police department, not to mention the cartoons were obscure. Had they kept their mouths shut about the whole thing probably no more than a few hundred people would have ever known it was their police department. But because they came out and are actively fighting against it, countless more people know about it all over the country. And their are some harsh allegations in those cartoons that would be enough to get people fired and potentially prosecuted.

      Well played Renton.

    2. Re:Thank god for the Streissand effect! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Yes, they just set off a Streissand-bomb and will likely begin to attract state and federal attention into their practices.

  10. Tough Case by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's going to be hard for the prosecuter to prove "intent to embarass", given that the Renton Police Department apparently has absolutely no sense of shame.

    1. Re:Tough Case by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Intent to embarrass isn't a crime. Of course, only sociopaths don't feel embarrassment. Oh, wait.....

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    2. Re:Tough Case by DancesWithRobots · · Score: 1

      Intent to embarrass isn't a crime. Of course, only sociopaths don't feel embarrassment. Oh, wait.....

      That's classic. Can I steal it?

    3. Re:Tough Case by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Intent to embarrass isn't a crime. Of course, only sociopaths don't feel embarrassment. Oh, wait.....

      Under a definition of cyberstalking that includes intent to embarass over the internet to a third party, the majority of internet users are criminals.

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    4. Re:Tough Case by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      They'd have to jail a lot of people. A LOT.

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    5. Re:Tough Case by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      How many people smoke pot, smoke tobacco and drink under age, and drive tipsy again?

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    6. Re:Tough Case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intent to embarrass isn't a crime. Of course, only sociopaths don't feel embarrassment. Oh, wait.....

      Under a definition of cyberstalking that includes intent to embarass over the internet to a third party, the majority of internet users are criminals.

      Tits or GTFO

  11. Abuse Of Power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course, NOT !

    In America, the cops is always right !! No matter what the cops did, or still doing, there are always people who will scream their heads off telling you that the cops are right !

    It has nothing to do with 1st Amendment or Free Speech or Bill of Rights or the Constitution.

    The Cops are above them all !

    1. Re:Abuse Of Power? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know you're being annoying, but the truth is that it is expected that police forces will try to overstep their authority.

      That's the whole point of the Constitution: not that police forces and government officials will never overstep their authority but that when they do they get bitch-slapped to the ground and the overstepee gets a fat payday to punish the ones who violated someone's rights as well as their fat-fuck supervisors who got their position because they are the brother-in-law of the city council chairman.

      It is the beauty of our Constitutional system in action, and it keeps me from getting overly outraged at the police assholes who actually believed that you can prosecute someone for simply expressing an opinion.

      Now, the outrage would be warranted if somehow the prosecution stuck or said donut-eating side of pork and his department managed to somehow avoid the punishment they so richly deserve.

      For the most part, I'm OK with police. I know several socially and teach a t'ai chi course that is attended by a few forty-something officers. For the most part they are decent and honorable people who don't fuck around with peoples' rights. They are of a generation that is sickened by the behavior of predecessors like a former Commander Jon Burge (here in Chicago) who is sitting in a Federal penitentiary for extracting confessions through the use of torture. But now he's got to be really careful when performing his daily ablutions and the men who were tortured to confess have received multi-million dollar awards, which is of course insufficient for having spent years, sometimes decades behind bars and in a couple of cases on Death Row. But the right people were punished and the right people were paid and the generation of cops that seem to be rising to supervisory positions at least here in Chicago appear to be more professional and more decent.

      In other words, the system seems to work, but only if we constantly watch it. There needs to always be civilian oversight of all law enforcement (and military for that matter). There are still problems, but there's at least an expectation that they will be solved.

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    2. Re:Abuse Of Power? by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      Police power getting better?

      You're posting this in a article where someone is being charged by drawing a comic of police. Its hardly an improvement because 80% of cops are "good". also, define a good cop, Police are people who will arrest you if they feel you are guilty, they don't go and fuck around with others rights ... UNLESS they are perceived by the police as a "baddie", then you're just a baddie, and it doesn't matter what happens to you. even a "honorable nice cop" will treat a "baddie" like crap by default (throw them in a cage, manhandle them etc) its hardly a big jump from manhandling to assault.

      basically what you said could be said about wife beaters. I know of a couple actually, they are really nice people in most circumstances, in the wrong situation though, they show their real colours.

    3. Re:Abuse Of Power? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're posting this in a article where someone is being charged by drawing a comic of police.

      And thirty years ago, people were charged for being gay.

      You have to take your progress where you find it, friend.

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    4. Re:Abuse Of Power? by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      I agree with your general principal, but how do you come out ahead if they kill you, like they did Kelly Thomas?

    5. Re:Abuse Of Power? by nbauman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, sorry, the system doesn't work. Many police are sadistic bullies, and even the "good cops" accept it, so the good cops in their No, sorry, the system doesn't work. Many police are sadistic bullies, and even the "good cops" accept it, so the good cops in their complicity are bad cops too.

      People who are framed by the cops usually go to jail, sometimes to death row.

      The cases where innocent people are acquitted are rare, usually the result of an unusual circumstance, like the person who actually did the crime feeling guilty and confessing, or a crime where a DNA test can resolve the facts.

      The Innocence Project, which first started freeing people from jail with DNA evidence, said the significance of their acquittals was that they were rare and unusual and they demonstrated that many people were falsely convicted in cases where they *couldn't* be vindicated with DNA evidence -- and they're still in jail.

      Worst of all, when cops get caught committing perjury, the prosecutors usually don't prosecute. For example, in New York City, during the Democratic convention, the police arrested demonstrators who were doing nothing illegal -- along with innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with the demonstration -- and gave sworn testimony, under oath, accused them of felony crimes.

      One of the defense lawyers got the police's own videos, which clearly showed that the defendants were innocent, and that the cops were committing perjury. But the police department refused to prosecute them for perjury. If it wasn't for that accident of having the videos, these defendants would have had to choose between pleading guilty to a minor crime or (if they had the $50,000 or so for a criminal defense) going to trial and possibly getting convicted of a serious felony.

      So the police have strong career (financial) incentives for framing people, and no penalty for lying. What do you think they're going to do?

      If you look at Zimbardo's Stanford prison experiment you'll see that it's almost inevitable for the police to turn into sadistic bullies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

      In order to avoid it, the police managers and elected officials have to make strong efforts to overcome these natural tendencies, and most of them don't do it.

    6. Re:Abuse Of Power? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      In America, the cops is always right !! No matter what the cops did, or still doing, there are always people who will scream their heads off telling you that the cops are right !

      Why do you think this is unique to America?

    7. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are your police officers not civilians? In which case where is the requirement to obey them without complaint? It seems to me that perhaps in the USA you are less "citizens" then we "subjects" are in the UK.

    8. Re:Abuse Of Power? by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      A schizophrenic is not necessarily in full control of themselves at all times. Kelly Thomas mey have not been in a state of mind to apply simple logic like that.
      Police officers are given a huge amount of power in our society. Therefore they have to be held to a high standard of accountability for their (ab)use of that power. This is a situation where 5 people armed with tasers and clubs beat a mentally ill homeless man to death and nobody felt empowered to intervene. In fact, if certain members of the legal professions had their way it would have been illegal to video the incident. Then the only record that would have existed would have been the word of the 5 officers.
      I'm not one of those "Fuk da police" idiots. The majority of police officers are good honest people who do an extremely difficult job but there are a few bad apples that ruin the image of all. And unfortunately the culture of "Protect our own" serves to make all look complicit in the crimes of the few. Personally I believe that very serving officer should carry a shoulder cam on their rig, streaming to an online storage site with the camera being on and transmitting being a condition of their authority. The technology exists. And after all, if they're innocent they have nothing to hide.

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    9. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a police officer gives you an order, YOU SHUT UP AND OBEY. No complaining, no resisting. It doesn't matter who is right, just stay quiet and save it for the judge..

      That's what certain German soldiers did. They did what they were told, kept quiet, and saved it for the judge. Who unhesitatingly sentenced them to death, establishing the granite precedent for all future times that "I was just obeying orders" is never an acceptable excuse. As a human being you have a brain and a sense of morality, both of which you should use early and often.

      Now if a disciplined private soldier, in a desperate war against a ruthless enemy, dare not obey an order unthinkingly and unquestioningly - why would a civilian, in peace time (Shrub to the contrary notwithstanding) dare to obey a police officer's order unthinkingly and unquestioningly?

      Before you start attacking what I didn't say, please note that it doesn't matter that the soldiers carried out orders to shoot defenceless people, or that the policeman may just be ordering you to give him your phone or leave the area. Because you yourself chose the exact words "YOU SHUT UP AND OBEY. No complaining, no resisting. It doesn't matter who is right..."

      In fact, it really does matter very much indeed who is right. And you cannot "shut up and obey" and let the judge sort it out later. As a citizen and a human being, you owe it to yourself, the state, and all your fellow-citizens to decide for yourself at all times what is right and what is wrong.

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    10. Re:Abuse Of Power? by glorybe · · Score: 1, Informative

      The worst, built in, component is the fact that a cop can not report other cops or stop another cop from committing a crime upon a citizen as that cop's life often depends upon that other cops actions. Try to stop a cop from beating a suspect and you won't get help when you get into a tight spot. Rodney King is a huge example. Any cop could have drawn his side arm and arrested the cops who were beating on Mr. King. But none dared to act.

    11. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The problem with the Stanford Prison Experiment is that the initial instructions to the "guards" " gave them a clear sense that they should oppress the prisoners." This means that the conclusions reached by the study are not accurate. However, they are relevant to the current discussion, since many police officers, when they enter the profession, are, also, given the clear sense that they should oppress the "criminal" population (with the unfortunate correllary that the civilian population is the "criminal" population).
      However, PopeRatzo is correct that the system can work. It requires that people pay attention to what is going on, and remain aware of the quote in my signature.

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    12. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      For the most part they are decent and honorable people who don't fuck around with peoples' rights.

      At least, that's what they tell you.

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    13. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Hatta · · Score: 0

      is very likely that Kelly Thomas didn't follow police instructions so they had to use force.

      Oh, so it's all his fault he was brutally murdered by a pack of thugs. Gotcha.

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    14. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Hatta · · Score: 0

      I am against police brutality WITHOUT REASON (officer beats you up without warning), but I think officers should be protected for anything that happens if their instructions are not followed.

      So it's ok with you giving every officer an instant out? All it would take is for a murderer to say "he didn't follow my instructions", and you'd be 100% OK with murder?

      What the fuck is wrong with you? I hope you get murdered by a police officer.

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    15. Re:Abuse Of Power? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      [I'm going to pretend my laziness is insight]

      Seriously, STFU. You're asking for a citation on The Stanford Experiment? That *is* the citation, numbnuts. It's probably one of the most significant sociological experiments after Milgram. Think of how much research gets done at Stanford, and yet there is one exercise known as *The* Stanford Experiment? Get a clue and stop pretending your lazy ignorance is some kind of deep and meaningful criticism.

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    16. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull shit. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason for police brutality, EVER. The police's job is NOT to punish people for refusing to follow their orders. It's exactly the other way around: The police are the ones who are supposed to "save it for the judge". THAT is their job. That, and using the very minimum of force necessary to arrest the suspect, restrain them if necessary, and stick them in a jail cell until a judge can hear their case.

      With the existence of tasers, handcuffs, and tranquilizers, there's absolutely no justification for the police beating someone, much less to within inches of their life or beyond.

    17. Re:Abuse Of Power? by compro01 · · Score: 2

      30 years ago? Try 8.

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    18. Re:Abuse Of Power? by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Read his post again. Slowly.

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    19. Re:Abuse Of Power? by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      You're right, I am feeling lazy, so I'll just point you here and here.

      Also, I think your sig makes no sense whatsoever. "Conservatives" are generally in favour of criminalizing everything, from gay marriage, drugs, and prostitution, to abortions, sex education, and the teaching of evolution. Sure, that's a broad generalization (for instance, fiscal conservatives such as myself tend not to share the social conservatives values) but it's a much more accurate generalization than the one in your sig. Liberals and libertareans are the ones in favor of legalizing everything - not conservatives. Either I'm missing something, or there's something very wrong with you.

    20. Re:Abuse Of Power? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to discount the Stanford Experiment because leadership creates the bias in an environment that subordinates emulate? Isn't that, you know, the whole point? Have you ever heard of Adrian Schoolcraft? Corruption and abuse are practically inherent in the leadership of large police departments, and if you want examples after you're done with Adrian Schoolcraft you can find metric fucktons for every major city in the US.

      My sig should be an IQ test, I swear (why does everybody seem to miss the importance and meaning of 'labelled'?). It's a critique of liberals, specifically how they are all about freedom and change until it's something they don't like such as deregulating business or repealing gun control, then suddenly more of the same is a great idea and fuck freedom too. I don't like conservatives either, but at least they are more philosophically consistent.

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    21. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      In general, I have seen police officers on the whole seem to be getting more professional in their behavior and generally respecting the rights of the citizens for whom they serve. One of the problems that police officers face is that they deal with the scum of society on a daily basis, and sometimes tend to forget that ordinary people living ordinary lives generally are not a part of that scum. If nearly everybody you deal with has been breaking laws, you start to think that everybody is a criminal.

      Still, training and education standards for police officers has been gradually improving, where now for many departments it takes a college degree together with "advanced training" specific to law enforcement of some kind in order to get hired onto a typical police department. This isn't true everywhere, but for most of the departments I've seen in my area this is most certainly the case. You will certainly never get promoted to sergeant or detective if you lack that degree. Somebody who has put that kind of commitment into a career is not going to throw it away being a bully or doing something really stupid. Also, my hope is that raising the standards like this is also going to act as a screen to weed out the "bad cops" who abuse the rights of others.

      I've had to deal with abuse police officers, so I'm not saying they are perfect or that they are always right. About 80% of the time, however, simply contacting the supervisor for the officer is enough to pull the officer into line and stop the abuse and remind the officer that they must also follow the law as it applies to their duties and scope of authority. I would dare say that unfortunately most abuse by officers still doesn't get reported as most citizens simply take it as a way of life thinking they can't fight city hall.

    22. Re:Abuse Of Power? by spectro · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant, he wasn't in a state of mind to obey police however he was just fine a few minutes earlier while breaking into cars?

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    23. Re:Abuse Of Power? by spectro · · Score: 1

      They had judges in Nazi Germany?

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    24. Re:Abuse Of Power? by spectro · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right, I didn't phrase it correctly. I didn't mean police brutality is acceptable under any circumstance. What i find really odd is this idea that citizens somehow are allowed to complain and hit back at officers trying to arrest them. Then they whine police brutality when police have to use force to restrain them. The fact I got modded troll says a lot.

      Officers gave that dude clear instructions on what to do so they could restrain him and take him to the judge. He decided not to obey and tried to get away instead... result: DEAD

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    25. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Yes, they did. Here is an example of one, there are others.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Freisler

      Did you seriously think there was no crime and therefore no need for criminal justice during the Nazi reign?

    26. Re:Abuse Of Power? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to discount the Stanford Experiment because leadership creates the bias in an environment that subordinates emulate?

      No, I'm discounting it as it relates to his claim that "it's almost inevitable for the police to turn into sadistic bullies". For it to have any validity at all, he would first need to show that all - or nearly all - police forces are structured to encourage and institutionalize sadism and bullying. Without that, he may as well be quoting Barney's "I Love You" song.

      Corruption and abuse are practically inherent in the leadership of large police departments

      [citation needed]

      My sig should be an IQ test, I swear (why does everybody seem to miss the importance and meaning of 'labelled'?).

      I got the word - I've just yet to see anyone being labelled a "conservative" for being pro-liberty. Not sure what kind of people you've been hanging out with. I find I get labelled a conservative by the left, and a liberal by the right, but that's because each side disagrees with some of my beliefs, and neither of them can see past the left/right dichotomy.

      I don't like conservatives either, but at least they are more philosophically consistent.

      Hardly. They'll go on all day about their rights and freedoms and the importance of the constitution, then turn right around and try to take away the rights of women and homosexuals, and completely ignore the 1st amendment. They may be no worse than the "liberals", but they're in no way consistent.

    27. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      [citation needed]

      Will you just fuck off and find another website to be a lazy useless cunt on?

      If you disagree then engage in constructive discussion. Challenge prejudice, use your own references and see if you can break through the decades of experience people have of police brutality and the consistent constant inability of the police to prosecute their own.

      The irony being, I know the flaws in that previous paragraph. I can dig out the references. I can't be arsed. I know of many instances where police officers in the UK have been prosecuted for breaking the law. Two very senior ones are on bail right now.

      And yet.. nobody was charged for executing an unarmed Brazilian on the tube. Instead the video evidence was "unavailable". Nobody was charged for killing an unarmed, peaceful, confused newspaper salesman, attacked by the police as he walked home - until multiple people provided video evidence that demonstrated that the police lied multiple times about it, did physically assault him without cause, did not give him the support he needed when he collapsed as a result.

      There's too much evidence that the police can't be trusted, so until you can come up with something a damn sight better than Citation fucking Needed will you just fuck off and get out of our conversation. You're not adding any value.

    28. Re:Abuse Of Power? by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant, he wasn't in a state of mind to obey police however he was just fine a few minutes earlier while breaking into cars?

      Uh... Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? (Don't answer; I already know: It never existed.)

      I've not read a single article that even claimed he was the one breaking into cars. The police were called because someone was suspected of breaking into cars. The caller didn't even know, they just suspected. And then the cops came and guessed that this shirtless, bearded dude with a backpack was the person suspected of breaking into cars.

      They wanted to search him, and he resisted. They then proceeded to beat the living shit out of him until there was no living shit left. He's dead now.

      How do you know that Kelly Thomas wasn't just a homeless schizo in the wrong place at the wrong time? For people who aren't schizo, it's easy enough to say "just go along with what they say or you will die", but there will always be people who are not capable of doing that. Does that mean they should die, even without proof of wrongdoing? Or are you suggesting that non-conformance to the idea of a "normal" person is enough wrongdoing to constitute death without trial? It's impossible to prove, but I bet that if he was clean-shaven and wearing a shirt, he would be alive today.

    29. Re:Abuse Of Power? by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Will you just fuck off and find another website to be a lazy useless cunt on?

      [citation needed]

    30. Re:Abuse Of Power? by tonedevil · · Score: 1

      I have read what you wrote and what the fact that you got modded troll says is that you are trolling.

    31. Re:Abuse Of Power? by PixelScuba · · Score: 1
    32. Re:Abuse Of Power? by enjerth · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      An unlawful order should not be obeyed. We are citizens, not subjects. The police and even the military are subject to civilians. They are empowered by civilians and charged with performing their duties. They are given authority as a means to an end, but balanced with the burden of responsibility. Having no greater claim to authority than their duty allows, which is the function of law enforcement. They do not have the authority to detain or arrest someone they do not have reason to believe has committed any crime, or issue any order except that instructs a person in abiding by law.

      In other words, the only lawful orders are orders which instruct you to comply with law. Disobeying a lawful order would basically be breaking a law AND having been warned about it by an officer.

      And if you see an officer obviously using excessive force, you should warn them that they are exceeding the authority you have entrusted to them, and that you have the legal authority to forceably restrain him, by whatever means necessary, from continuing the assault. The law is not on their side when they exceed their authority, and you need to let them know that.

      The more you act like a subject, the more you'll become like one, and the more they will become like lords.

      If officers do not keep themselves and each other in line, it's up to us. If they watch out for each other, we need to watch out for each other.

    33. Re:Abuse Of Power? by spectro · · Score: 1

      You seem to think we have a rampant outbreak of police brutality. If that was the case, I would agree with you.

      In any case if you feel like disobeying police commands, suit yourself. Just remember: they got guns.

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    34. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      They had judges in Nazi Germany?

      Of course they did. And they enforced the laws rigorously. (Of course, the Nazis made the laws).

      But the judges I was referring to were the judges at the Nuremberg Tribunal, who tried many German soldiers and others and sentenced many to death. When some of the accused pleaded that they were just following orders, the judges declared that that was no valid defence.

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    35. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Robert Harris' excellent novel "Fatherland" gives a good introduction to how the system worked - although it is set in an alternative world where the Germans won WW2.

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    36. Re:Abuse Of Power? by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      I would dare say that unfortunately most abuse by officers still doesn't get reported as most citizens simply take it as a way of life thinking they can't fight city hall.

      If the cops are able to find out who you are and all your particulars if you criticize a police department in a comic, do you really think that the average citizen feels empowered and safe enough to fight against "city hall"?

    37. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With great power comes great responsibility. Just because some one hasn't obeyed your orders immediately shouldn't give them the right to beat a man to death.

  12. cops, officers of the law enforcement. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Finally, a show that is the opposite of cops. They need a tune.

    Bad cops, bad cops. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you? Bad cops bad cops. Whatcha gonna do,
    whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you?

    1. Re:cops, officers of the law enforcement. by MBCook · · Score: 1

      I know at least one "Bad Cops" theme first broadcast December 17th, 1992. Once again, a Simpsons reference saves the day.

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    2. Re:cops, officers of the law enforcement. by 517714 · · Score: 1

      ... whatcha gonna do, no donut for you, bad cop, bad cop.

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    3. Re:cops, officers of the law enforcement. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      There was actually a guy who did stings on the police. You can find it on Youtube if you search 'kopbusters'. He set up houses with hydroponic equipment, but no contraband, and sent in an anonymous complaint, which isn't enough to legally get a search warrant. Got them all on tape raiding an empty house on false pretenses.

      Eventually they ended up raiding his home. Found a small personal amount of marijuana. Used that as pretext to take his stepdaughter away from him.

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  13. IANAL by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Informative

    But these guys are:
    http://volokh.com/2011/08/04/is-it-criminal-to-publish-parody-videos-that-use-lewd-language-meant-to-embarrass-and-emotionally-torment-police-officers/

    Yes, the Renton (Wash.) city prosecutor’s office concludes, applying the Washington “cyberstalking” statute — an excellent example of the dangers of the broad “cyberbullying” and “harassment” statutes that I have often condemned. KIRO-TV reports:

    The Renton City Prosecutor wants to send a cartoonist to jail for mocking the police department in a series of animated Internet videos.

    The “South-Park”-style animations parody everything from officers having sex on duty to certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications.... [Last week, the prosecutor filed] a search warrant accusing an anonymous cartoon creator, going by the name of Mr. Fiddlesticks, of cyberstalking (RCW 9.61.260). The Renton Police Department and the local prosecutor got a judge to sign off as a way to uncover the name of whoever is behind the parodies.... ...

    Under the prosecutor’s view, any statement — including on a blog, in a YouTube video, in a newspaper article, on television, or whatever else — is a crime if it is made “with intent to harass, ... torment, or embarrass” the subject of the person “[u]sing any lewd, lascivious, indecent, or obscene words, images, or language.” A comedian’s joke that “lewd[ly]” or “lascivious[ly]” described President Clinton’s behavior with Monica Lewinsky, or for that matter Congressman Weiner’s behavior, would be a crime if it was made “with intent to ... embarrass” the President or the Congressman. The Hustler parody attacking Jerry Falwell, which the Supreme Court held to be protected against civil liability under the “intentional infliction of emotional distress tort,” would be a crime. Indeed, in this very case, the theory is that the videos are criminal because they described alleged police sexual misconduct using “lewd” or “indecent” words with the intent to torment or embarrass particular officers. (The theory expressed in the document — a search warrant application — is that the videos sufficiently identify the particular police officers who were involved in the incidents to which the video alludes.)

    If the prosecutor is right that the statute should be interpreted this broadly, then it’s clearly unconstitutionally overbroad. Speech to the public doesn’t lose its constitutional protection because it’s intended to torment or embarrass. (It may lose such protection when it’s intended to be perceived as a true threat of criminal attack, but that’s not the issue here.) Nor does lose its constitutional protection because it uses “lewd” or “indecent” terms. And while one-to-one speech said to an unwilling listener may in some circumstances be restricted — which is the reason traditional telephone harassment laws, if properly crafted, may be constitutional — this rationale can’t be used to suppress speech said to the public, even if the people discussed in the speech are tormented or embarrassed by it.

    Moreover, the statute would be clearly unconstitutional as applied to this video, and the prosecutor and the judge ought to know this. (The prosecutor is Renton Chief Prosecutor Shawn Arthur; the judge on an earlier warrant was James Cayce, but I don’t know what the affidavit said there, and I don’t know the name of the judge who apparently issued the warrant based on the affidavit included with the KIRO story.) A search warrant can onl

    1. Re:IANAL by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The prosecutor fully knows he is barking up the wrong Constitutional tree, but what is really unconcerting is the fact that they are doing this just so that they can find out who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is. Since Google won't reveal who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is without a criminal investigation, they are using this to run around that requirement. I doubt that they will even charge him with the statue. Pretty sickening abuse of power.

    2. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prosecutor fully knows he is barking up the wrong Constitutional tree, but what is really unconcerting is the fact that they are doing this just so that they can find out who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is. Since Google won't reveal who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is without a criminal investigation, they are using this to run around that requirement. I doubt that they will even charge him with the statue.

      Pretty sickening abuse of power.

      ...and you can guarantee "Mr. Fiddlestick" will turn up with a knife in him in an alley somewhere with "no suspicion of foul play".

    3. Re:IANAL by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...and you can guarantee "Mr. Fiddlestick" will turn up with a knife in him in an alley somewhere with "no suspicion of foul play".

      No - he'll just commit suicide. By shooting himself in the back of the head. Twice.

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    4. Re:IANAL by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      And to quote Han Solo, "I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

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    5. Re:IANAL by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They already know who he is. The comics chronicle conversations he had with people in that office. And you can tell from their tone that he's on the outs with the leadership. They just want proof it was him so they can fire him, or whatever.

    6. Re:IANAL by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Moreover, the statute would be clearly unconstitutional as applied to this video, and the prosecutor and the judge ought to know this. (The prosecutor is Renton Chief Prosecutor Shawn Arthur; the judge on an earlier warrant was James Cayce, but I don’t know what the affidavit said there, and I don’t know the name of the judge who apparently issued the warrant based on the affidavit included with the KIRO story.) A search warrant can only be issued if there is probable cause to believe that it will uncover evidence of a crime; since the material described in the affidavit can’t be made criminal under the cited statute, given the First Amendment, the warrant ought not have been issued. The government is not permitted to use its coercive power to identify the author of this constitutionally protected video.

      I am also not a lawyer, though I do pay attention and did study a bit of law, and I believe your epxlanations and analysis are spot on. A statute that broad (I admit I have not read it, nor am at all familiar with Washington state laws) runs afoul of the constitution in such an obvious manner that no prosecutor should attempt to use it in this way, and no judge should allow a case like that to proceed. If prosecution proceeds, and the defendant fights it up through the courts as far as necessary, the only question in the end will be whether this qualifies as malicious prosecution or if the prosecutor acted in good faith in interpreting a poorly written law. The supreme court has, thankfully, held that there are few exceptions to speech being protected, even when it makes some people uncomfortable.

      The defense would not be over-reaching in claiming that such prosecution is targeted retribution for criticisms made of police and public officials. And a judge that issues such a merritless warrant should also worry about his own job come election time, if not misconduct investigations. Prosecutors judges, etc. generally enjoy a high level of immunity *IF* they are performing their duties in good faith with reasonable judgement, though they certainly may not do as they please and escape misconduct with a simple declaration of "My bad." Intimidation, improper arrest, and search and seizure for political or other improper motiviations (e.g. som cops are pissed off) are serious offenses, and the tools of tyranny.

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    7. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Under the prosecutor’s view, any statement — including on a blog, in a YouTube video, in a newspaper article, on television, or whatever else — is a crime if it is made “with intent to harass, ... torment, or embarrass” the subject of the person “[u]sing any lewd, lascivious, indecent, or obscene words, images, or language.”

      Hang on, with that reasoning, why do those Teaparty folk get away with trolling soldiers funerals in RL?

    8. Re:IANAL by nbauman · · Score: 2

      Did Google actually respond to the subpoena and disclose the guy's name?

      Or did Google's lawyers tell them where to go? I read the subpoena on the TV station's web site, and it was absurd on its face.

    9. Re:IANAL by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      IAAL and you're right in that it is clearly unconstitutional, and should be struck down on broadness grounds or more likely just because it prohibits Constitutionally permitted activities. You don't even really have to go that far, though; Washington state's criminal code defines person this way:

      "(17) "Person", "he", and "actor" include any natural person and, where relevant, a corporation, joint stock association, or an unincorporated association."

      This does NOT include governmental agencies. A police department would not qualify as a "person" to be protected under this law.

    10. Re:IANAL by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that there is prosecutorial involvement here. If there were, I would have expected to see the City Attorney put his or her ass on the line rather than the chief of police. The source you quote for prosecutorial involvement doesn't look too reliable.

    11. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If i were "Mr. Fiddlestick" i'd request to be entered in some sort of protection program or change his identity for personal safety to avoid very likely "outside" persecution and repercussions from some other like his prosecutor.

    12. Re:IANAL by guantamanera · · Score: 2

      I think the videos did just that. I just finish watching and the videos do not mention the name of any city or any person's name the videos could be based anywhere.

    13. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaaa! The police are whining like little babies. This only reinforces their incompetence. Renton Police Chief Kevin Milosevich is a child brat who has less sense and competence than the 3 stooges Those fools really need a parent to smack them hard upside their neanderthal heads. Come to think of it, a neanderthal has more competence and sense than Mr Milosevich and his circus of gay clowns.

    14. Re:IANAL by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Hang on, with that reasoning, why do those Teaparty folk get away with trolling soldiers funerals in RL?

      Same reason most citizens don't (and can't) participate significantly in government.

      Money.

      If you have enough of it, as Garry Trudeau noted, congresspeople are surprisingly affordable. If you don't, you are welcome to carry on voting for whichever of the interchangeable "parties" you want. Practical effect: zero.

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    15. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the westboro baptist church, which is lead by a registered Democrat? I'm not familiar with any tea party trolling of soldiers funerals.

    16. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the +1 "I laughed even though I shouldn't" mod option?

    17. Re:IANAL by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      But the officers would is the point. It's still ridiculous, stupid, and overbroad, and I think the prosecuter should be summarily dismissed for filing such a blatant attack on civil liberties, but as far as I can tell they're filing on behalf of individual officers, not on behalf of the department.

    18. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on, with that reasoning, why do those Teaparty folk get away with trolling soldiers funerals in RL?

      I beg your pardon, but the tea party has nothing to do with those jackasses from WBC.

    19. Re:IANAL by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Hmm well then Volokh phrased it poorly. Though as a criminal case it would be brought on behalf of the state, not individuals.

    20. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did Google actually respond to the subpoena and disclose the guy's name?

      Or did Google's lawyers tell them where to go? I read the subpoena on the TV station's web site, and it was absurd on its face.

      As I said earlier, there were two search warrants. Google answered the first with the email address/IP address of the person who established the YouTube account used to upload the videos to YouTube. The IP address in the first warrant was that of a hotspot, so it is not traceable to an individual. The second warrant is again to Google, this time to try to identify the owner of fuddlesticks@gmail.com. If the owner used a hotspot consistently, then it will be impossible for the police to identify the person in question.

  14. It's an educational opportunity! by tchdab1 · · Score: 2

    It's never too late to educate your police force on the fine points of the Constitution.
    They might even grow to appreciate it.

    1. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      It's never too late to educate your police force on the fine points of the Constitution.
      They might even grow to appreciate it.

      Or they may bludgeon you into a coma. It all depends on the venue and the officer in question I suppose.

    2. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

      It's never too late to educate your police force on the fine points of the Constitution.
      They might even grow to appreciate it.

      Yeah, right...

      Try telling that to *this* cop and then get back to us. If you survive, that is.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kassP7zI0qc

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    3. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much good it'll do but I've written the mayor asking for the firing of those officers involved.

    4. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much good it'll do but I've written the mayor asking for the firing of those officers involved.

      Though I applaud your effort, unless you vote in their district and/or are a known & significant political donator to local politicians, I doubt it will have much effect.

      It's all about the Pentiu^W^W^WBenjamins baby!

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    5. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Actually I got a reply from the mayor. I'll share my email and his reply:

      Thank you for your email and your concern about the mentioned video regarding a Canton City Police Officer.

      I am fully aware of the situation along with the Safety Director and Chief of Police. The police officer has been placed on administrative leave and removed from all duties. Our Internal Affairs Division is in the process of completing a thorough investigation and appropriate action will be taken.

      Thank you again for your email.

      William J. Healy II
      Mayor, City of Canton

      ---------------
      On 8/5/2011 10:14 AM
      [Date/Time: 05-Aug-2011 10:14:56]

      [This message was sent from the online form.]

      As I\'m sure you\'ve seen by now there\'s a video online with two officers pulling over a car and becoming verbally abusive and completely unreasonable with the victim. One of the officers even goes as far as to threaten the life of one of the individuals.

      This is an absolute disgrace to Canton and to officers throughout our country. Officers who commit these kind of actions and officers who sit idly by while witnessing a fellow officer obviously crossing the line are an embarassment and soil the name of all of the good officers out there.

      I see absolutely no reason why these men should retain their jobs and level of authority among the public. They\'re dangerous and a source of a disgusting injustice.

      I urge you to address this matter for the sake of maintaining our civil liberties, protecting our people, and to do a service to those out there putting their lives on the line in the proper manner in order to protect citizens like me.

      Thank you for your time.

      Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kassP7zI0qc

    6. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Well, I say bravo sir!

      Definitely more than I expected.

      Let's hope that more than the typical stern warnings, fines, temporary suspensions, or local firings while leaving them eligible to be employed as an LEO elsewhere occurs.

      By all rights those officers should see significant prison time. We shall see how the wheels of Justice turn for those who trample on the trust given to those who are entrusted with the enforcement of Law.

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    7. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% - the main officer should at least face a judge over this. If I gave the exact same threats to another citizen on film I bet you I'd find my ass in a jail real quick.

  15. Prosecutorial misconduct by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The judge should be removed from the bench and the prosecutor should be disbarred. This is blatant abuse of the judicial process, and both are either complicit or incompetent, and either one should warrant their removal from their respective offices.

    1. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying it is improper for a prosecutor to suck a judge's dick in order to get the judge to sign a search warrant?

      What if they were married?

    2. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by dccase · · Score: 1

      The judge should be removed from the bench and the prosecutor should be disbarred. This is blatant abuse of the judicial process, and both are either complicit or incompetent, and either one should warrant their removal from their respective offices.

      You must be new here.

    3. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I said "should." In law, what should happen and what will happen are usually two very different things. There is very little justice in the US legal system.

    4. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by gottspeed · · Score: 1

      That is because we do not have lawful courts, just ones by decree. That means they have power over us because 999 people out of 1000 will belly up and let the narrow minded people in costumes tell them what their rights are.

    5. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by renegadesx · · Score: 2

      Then the judge would have to be removed from the bench for conflict of interest.

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    6. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These terrorists should be imprisoned for life. Ridiculing the police like that is a capital offence.

    7. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You're an awfully nice guy. As far as I'm concerned we should just hang them both.

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    8. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by jnork · · Score: 1

      They probably both are married.

      beat

      ...Oh, you mean married to each other! Hah hah, how silly of me.

      Legally the judge would have to recuse himself for clear conflict of interest. Of course, since we (people in various /. comments, that is) are already asserting that the judge is either corrupt or incompetent, it might not happen anyway.

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  16. It might be an abuse of power by overshoot · · Score: 1

    but it will still work. Lawyers cost money and defending against a criminal complaint costs time as well. By the time the case is dismissed, the defendant is going to be bankrupt either way and it'll be a very long time before anyone thinks of criticising the police in that part of the State.

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    1. Re:It might be an abuse of power by netsavior · · Score: 2

      Living in a town where the entire police force is out to get you isn't freedom. This guy will lose, no matter if he wins. He lost when the search warrant was issued.

    2. Re:It might be an abuse of power by Caerdwyn · · Score: 2

      Assuming they don't simply bust into his house, trash it, kill his dog simply out of spite, and perhaps even him for "resisting arrest". Cops think they have the power to mete out low justice in the form of lead.

      Thin blue line my ass. These aren't cops. They're armed criminals and should be dealt with on that basis. The Second defends the First.

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    3. Re:It might be an abuse of power by camperdave · · Score: 1

      A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

      Why is it that when I read the second amendment I picture people being organized to defend their country (eg minutemen), and not an armed mob marching on Capitol Hill?

      Perhaps you mean:

      That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

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  17. I think someone should ask Barbara Striesand. by MattSausage · · Score: 1

    She might have some input on this situation. Also, Mecha-Striesand might be effective at law enforcement.

    1. Re:I think someone should ask Barbara Striesand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful now...are you trying to embarass her with your cyber comments? Can get you in trouble, you know.

  18. Proper (re)action by macraig · · Score: 2

    The proper mindful response to such criticism would be change the policies of the police department and the behavior of its officers such that no reasonable person would even briefly consider them credible.

    As it is, the only reason for them to believe that a costly criminal trial is necessary is (a) because they themselves actually find the parody critiques credible and (b) they intend to discourage further criticism by vilifying the creator of the parodies.

    This is not justice or rule of law in action. This is tribalism (police department and city officials being the tribe), abuse of the law, and abuse of authority. This is actual criminal behavior perpetrated by people sworn to protect and uphold. We know what they're attempting to protect, and it's not us.

  19. Renton City Prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing less than a bullet to his head is ever going to do.

    1. Re:Renton City Prosecutor by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      now, that, right there could be seen as illegal.

      these cops need to learn the difference between what you just said, and a satirical cartoon, no matter how crass.

    2. Re:Renton City Prosecutor by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2

      Except there isn't really sufficient evidence the AC means to assassinate or request someone assassinate the prosecutor. See last Sunday's discussion: http://politics.slashdot.org/story/11/07/24/0324253/Online-Call-To-Shoot-President-Ruled-Free-Speech. So, I think even his words would qualify under free speech.

  20. The prosector should be silenced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine exactly how that should be done ...

  21. Open note to Renton Police and courts by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When you yourselves are seen as not obeying the law of the land, you expose yourselves to the risk of removing your authority. Authority is granted for certain purposes, not others. You must enforce the law, you are not allowed to enforce whims. You are diluting your authority by permitting such abuses. The people will see this as an abrogation of the agreement between government and the governed.

    Just because the founding fathers lived a couple of centuries ago, doesn't mean that people don't get equally upset now as they did in 1776.

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    1. Re:Open note to Renton Police and courts by IonOtter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, police are not supposed to "enforce the law", they are supposed to maintain order.

      If they see someone causing disorder, they may, at their discretion, choose to gently caution, give a stern warning to, give a written citation to, or arrest, the individual causing the disturbance.

      In a perfect world, a police officer will NOT enter into that situation simply because the individual causing the disorder is merely annoying or insulting to the officer themselves. In a perfect world, a police officer is supposed to have a thick skin and endless amounts of patience. In a perfect world, an officer refrains from a confrontation until someone else complains about the disorderly behavior, or that behavior clearly escalates to maliciousness and/or damage of physical property, or the overall psychological well-being of the populace.

      In a perfect world, "law enforcement" is the product of proper police behavior.

      What we are seeing is petty, selfish, arrogant, belligerent, puerile and legally actionable misbehavior by the police and their support structure.

      And, should the local legal system fail in providing a solution, then the case must be escalated to the state, then federal legal system.

      Should that fail, our problems are going to be much more serious than police misbehavior.

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    2. Re:Open note to Renton Police and courts by modecx · · Score: 2

      I don't know where you hail from, but here in the US, law enforcement certainly is the preeminent duty of a police force. Individuals comprising a police force are universally called LEOs in police-speak. I'll let you guess what that TLA stands for. That even applies to correctional officers, who in many jurisdictions only have police authority over inmates.

      But, no... Uniformed officers are paid to prevent crime through their presence, enforce the law, protect life and property, and respond to crimes--not in any particular order. Detectives exist to take pictures and make a white tape line line around you when the uniformed cops fail. Maintaining order is a job for the riot squad.

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  22. Yes and No by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course, NOT !

    In America, the cops is always right !! No matter what the cops did, or still doing, there are always people who will scream their heads off telling you that the cops are right !

    It has nothing to do with 1st Amendment or Free Speech or Bill of Rights or the Constitution.

    The Cops are above them all !

    Actually, the issue is a bit more complex, although this is certainly how many officers behave. (Others are significantly more professional, and even courteous.)

    A huge problem we have is that, realistically, the prosecution gets to write the story. The vast majority of cases settle, which means that the formal record of any criminal event in this country is the prosecution's version of events. This version of events is frequently, at best, inaccurate. The function of the prosecution and of the police, on paper, is not to be a neutral arbiter but to make sure the case is strong. This is not to say that this version of events is a deliberate lie, but it nevertheless completely fails to be an accurate record of the event. So of the huge volume of data we have of criminality, most of it is incredibly biased. Only when a case actually goes to trial does the defense present a case, and there the assumption on the part of most people in the room is that the defendant is guilty.

    That being said, I also know several people who have been beaten by the cops without provocation. Those cops are not professionals, and they are not just something of an ass at times. They are fucking criminals who should be sent to jail.

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    1. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 5, Informative

      And some should face the electric chair - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ljYNgLnpxM ( Murder of Kelly Thomas by 6 police officers, tasered and beaten to death )

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    2. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who needs a trial, anyway. Just hang them right now. The slashdot lynch-mob is never wrong!

    3. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 2

      Did you watch the clip? Did you note that he was on the ground screaming for his father, while being beaten and tasered? Now what do you think would have happened if some of the witnesses had decided not just to be bystanders but to intervene to tell the cops to stop?
      Or imagine that it was a cop who had been assaulted in that fashion - do you think the perps would all make it to the station, let alone trial?

      And did you notice I wrote "Face the electric chair", not "string 'em up from the nearest tree"? I do want them to face trial - for murder in the 1st degree.
      What will it take for the Blue Brotherhood to realize that "to serve and protect" doesn't mean "licensed to kill".

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    4. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Did you watch the clip?

      Nope. Don't care. Camera footage is often misleading. I'll wait until more information is available.

      Now what do you think would have happened if some of the witnesses had decided not just to be bystanders but to intervene to tell the cops to stop?

      They'd be in jail, obviously.

      Or imagine that it was a cop who had been assaulted in that fashion - do you think the perps would all make it to the station, let alone trial?

      Yes, and yes. As a matter of fact, one of the officers involved in this altercation was the victim of a shooting back in the '90s. Got shot in the face, losing his eye in the process, and then got shot 5 times in the back. The perp made it back to the station just fine, and to trial. Got life in prison, if I remember correctly. So yeah, your conspiracy-mongering is foolish, and completely unsupported by evidence.

      And did you notice I wrote "Face the electric chair", not "string 'em up from the nearest tree"? I do want them to face trial - for murder in the 1st degree.

      I noticed you wrote "murdered". You've already tried and convicted them - now you want a show trial to confirm your decision. If they're found to be innocent, I'm sure you'll be on here bitching about how the system is fixed and cops never get punished.

      What will it take for the Blue Brotherhood to realize that "to serve and protect" doesn't mean "licensed to kill".

      They ARE licensed to kill. You think those firearms on their belts are just there to look pretty? Killing is part of the job - how and why are the legitemate questions.

    5. Re:Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salty comments, fng. You sound like a bag of hammers from the 2 R22eR.

    6. Re:Yes and No by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      I can't really conceive of any situation where 6 (presumably fit) police officers would have trouble subduing an unarmed suspect in a way that wouldn't cause his death. Yes, he was mentally ill and therefore quite dangerous when agitated, but a six on one advantage more than eliminates that. Not even a martial arts master would be able to overcome that kind of a disadvantage. Not unless the police approached him one at a time, as in most martial arts movies.

      Tazering once to get him down is fine, and then closing and grappling with him. One officer per limb, one on the head to prevent biting, and one to help get the restraints on. The injuries all around would have been minor to insignificant. This man didn't need to die.

      All of this is my opinion, yes, but in my opinion those officers showed no restraint and excessive force. They're guilty of at least manslaughter if not outright second degree murder (I don't buy first degree murder, because it doesn't seem premeditated). At the least, all officers involved should (again, in my opinion) be dismissed from the force immediately upon the resolution of the investigation.

      I am aware that there may be information that I'm missing, but it's very hard to imagine what information would make me believe that these officers acted appropriately.

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    7. Re:Yes and No by rgviza · · Score: 2

      No one is licensed to kill. They are licensed to carry a firearm to be used if needed. If they were licensed to kill they would be allowed to just kill people whenever they wanted for no reason. They are subject to laws and department policy.

      Police are expected to kill only as a last resort.

      Samurai had a real license to kill. They were allowed to kill anyone that insulted their honor. There are very few real life instances where someone has a license to kill. Police are certainly not one of them.

      Some of them act like they have a license to kill, but they don't. If you had a license to kill you couldn't be prosecuted for murder or wrongful death.

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    8. Re:Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd be in jail, obviously.

      Yes, just like him. Obviously.

      They certainly wouldn't have been beaten to death. Not without a good reason. That would be unthinkable, because in your fucked up head, the police can do no wrong.

      You're a fucking idiot.

      For those who weren't aware: c6gunner is a former rent-a-cop with a hard-on in some third-world country where rent-a-cops are allowed to bully and even arrest people (see linked thread)... and they don't even have to tell someone what the charges are for which they're being arrested (and his attitude in the linked thread was not "leave, or I'll arrest you for trespassing" but more like "I don't have to tell you why I'm arresting you, I ordered you to leave, now leave or I'll arrest you"). And he's proud of it; he often posts his authoritarian opinions in topics like this.

      I wonder if he'll respond to this Anonymous Coward.

    9. Re:Yes and No by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      Yes, and yes. As a matter of fact, one of the officers involved in this altercation was the victim of a shooting back in the '90s. Got shot in the face, losing his eye in the process, and then got shot 5 times in the back. The perp made it back to the station just fine, and to trial. Got life in prison, if I remember correctly. So yeah, your conspiracy-mongering is foolish, and completely unsupported by evidence.

      I think you missed the point. GP was stating if the roles were reversed, i.e. if there was a group of six "perps" beating on a single cop, how many of those perps would have made it to the station unharmed (once the cop's buddies arrived, of course).

      And "licensed to kill" does not imply "to serve and protect means licensed to kill", which was the basis for the GP's question. Killing is not part of the job, though it may as a last resort occasionally be necessary. Subduing with minimum force is the requirement.

    10. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point. GP was stating if the roles were reversed, i.e. if there was a group of six "perps" beating on a single cop, how many of those perps would have made it to the station unharmed (once the cop's buddies arrived, of course).

      So six perps beating a cop would get treated worse than one perp pumping six bullets into a cop?

      Huh?

      And "licensed to kill" does not imply "to serve and protect means licensed to kill", which was the basis for the GP's question. Killing is not part of the job, though it may as a last resort occasionally be necessary. Subduing with minimum force is the requirement.

      Again - they wouldn't carry firearms if killing wasn't part of the job. We don't give weapons to firefighters, because we don't expect them to kill. I'm not sure how you're failing to understand this.

    11. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I can't really conceive of any situation where 6 (presumably fit) police officers would have trouble subduing an unarmed suspect in a way that wouldn't cause his death.

      Well, I just watched the clip. And, surprise surprise, it doesn't show anything like what the cop-haters say it does. For one thing, there don't appear to be 6 cops - there appear to be 3. More cops arrive during the video, but how many were there at what time, and who did what, is far from conclusive.

      Anyway, to answer your question, even if there had been 6 cops, there certainly are circumstances under which they'd have trouble subduing him without killing him. People having a psychotic episode, people abusing narcotics, people with "hysterical strength" ... all of these can potentially cause situations where the individual is capable of incredible feats of strength, is able to ignore pain, and can sometimes even shrug-off - for a short period of time - injuries which would normally be instantly fatal. If you'd ever worked in any kind of capacity where use-of-force is a part of the job, you'd be familiar with these concepts; as a civilian it's quite easy to stand there and do some armchair quarterbacking, just like the morons who filmed that video were doing (I especially love the jackass mentioning the Vegas case). Even worse, you're using an argument from ignorance to justify jumping to a conclusion; how about waiting to get some information about what happened, instead? I know the digital-age has made people impatient, but this is ridiculous.

      Tazering once to get him down is fine, and then closing and grappling with him. One officer per limb, one on the head to prevent biting, and one to help get the restraints on. The injuries all around would have been minor to insignificant. This man didn't need to die.

      That may very well be, but you DO NOT have enough information to reach that conclusion. At best you're guessing. Which is fine - that's your right, and at least you're being calm about it; I'm simply pointing out that these conclusions are premature, and that those who go the extra step - calling for the cops to be executed - are vile, irrational pieces of shit who should never be trusted with any real responsibility. Apparently they can't even be trusted to use their mod points in a responsible manner. Be thankful that they aren't the ones patrolling your streets.

    12. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      There's a legal definition of murder but it's not the only one - here are two that should be understandable to everyone : 1.) To kill another human unlawfully ( note: this can apply even to those who purportedly serve the law ) , 2) To kill brutally or inhumanly ( and don't take my word for it; here's what Kelly Thomas' father, a retired Orange County police officer had to say “When I first walked into the hospital, I looked at what his mother described as my son I didn’t recognize him,” Thomas said. “This is cold-blooded, aggravated murder.”

      Now the officer you mentioned, Jay Cincinelli definitely didn't deserve being shot multiple times and he's lucky he's not seriously disabled ( beyond the loss of an eye ) or crippled. But, if he played a part in the brutal beating and murder of a homeless schizophrenic, he deserves no sympathy. Yes, if they all walk, I will be pissed. It happens far too often. President GWH Bush was appalled at the Rodney King beating - and King was easily twice the size of Kelly Thomas. While things are changing with respect to prosecution, the Blue Brotherhood quickly close ranks and make an investigation difficult. Witness the police bullshit that happened in Canada last year for the G20 summit. Also, it makes no sense that cops are held to a lesser standard than soldiers. Any US soldier that did this to a foreign national would be lucky to get less than 15 years at hard labor.

      "Killing is part of the job" - only if you work in an abbattoir or are enlisted during wartime. Anyone who believes otherwise shouldn't be permitted to carry a weapon.

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    13. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Vile, irrational pieces of shit" - yeah, you don't have any prejudices of your own. I said they should FACE the electric chair and 1st degree murder charges, because it has become clear that cops need to face a stronger deterrent. It's been far too easy, for far too long to justify their frequently unwarranted brutality.
      I've seen nurses, most of them female, and orderlies deal with psychotic or agitated patients - so far, not one has had to break a patient's limbs, strangle them or beat their faces into the floor. I don't know how big and strong the Fullerton Fuzz are, but unless they're recruiting from the Tiny Tim academy, they're probably well above average.
      If even 3 of them couldn't handle a 140 lb unarmed crazy person whether or not he was fighting back, they are incompetent.

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    14. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Speaking of "tried and convicted", here's something that some of your cop friends need to have drilled into their thick skulls - mental illness and homelessness are not
      capital crimes and passing a death sentence is the job of a jury, not "peace" officers.

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    15. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      You should probably give tranquilizers to some deputies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipb_PeXOdT4

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    16. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      "Vile, irrational pieces of shit" - yeah, you don't have any prejudices of your own.

      Of course I do. Doesn't everyone? The difference is that I'm judging them based on their own words, and I'm not calling for them to be executed or imprisoned.

      I've seen nurses, most of them female, and orderlies deal with psychotic or agitated patients - so far, not one has had to break a patient's limbs, strangle them or beat their faces into the floor.

      I've seen a 14 year old girl break a 220lb cops arm. I'm not sure why you think an argument from ignorance is the best way to define how a given situation should be handled.

    17. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Or just charge him with assault, and fire him if he's convicted. I'd go with that option, personally. Don't really want tranquilized cops engaging in high-speed pursuits - just doesn't seem very safe.

    18. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I'm hardly arguing from ignorance and it's clear that cops frequently overreact, with dire consequences for their victims. Here's yet another example of police brutality resulting in death - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQDEFl4JYL8

      I used to work next door to a pretty rough bar about 20 years ago - saw bouncers scuffling with patrons many, many times. Nobody ever died, one broken arm, one broken jaw and a few broken noses. And the bouncers didn't have tasers and didn't use batons no wear body armor ( some did wear heavy leather during the cooler months )

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    19. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      He did get fired but not convicted - http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/No-third-trial-for-ex-deputy-accused-of-jail-886478.php
      What does it take?

      But I hope this is true - "Frankly, I'm not sure he's even interested in being a police officer anymore."

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    20. Re:Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they wouldn't carry firearms if killing wasn't part of the job

      I live in a country where just about anyone can carry a firearm, if they've gone through the proper procedures of purchasing it legally and licensing it if necessary. We're guaranteed that right in our Constitution.

      Oh hey, I own a pistol... Soooo... Woohoo, LICENSE TO KILL, BABY! Some idiot on the internet thinks that anyone who carries a firearm is licensed to kill! IT'S MY JOB! Yeah!

      Jackass. They carry a firearm for the same reason anyone else carries a firearm: SELF DEFENSE. Their job just so happens to be more likely than most jobs to place them in situations where they need to exercise self-defense. ANYONE who carries a firearm has the "job" of using it lawfully, if necessary. It's called "justifiable homicide". Look it up.

      Yes, I am an American. And you're a coward, you're just not quite as anonymous as I am.

    21. Re:Yes and No by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      That may very well be, but you DO NOT have enough information to reach that conclusion.

      Here's your information: http://morallowground.com/wp-content/uploads/Kelly-Thomas-Police-Beating-500x2995.jpg

      It doesn't matter how many police were involved as long as there was at least one involved in this. If those 3 or 6 police couldn't take him down peacefully they should have called for someone capable.

    22. Re:Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the slashdot lynch-mob may be wrong, but the pigs in blue can't POSSIBLY be wrong when they beat someone to death without a trial. Yeah, I see how it is.

      "Sir, have you any standards? Wonderful. I'd like two, please."

    23. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Here's your information: http://morallowground.com/wp-content/uploads/Kelly-Thomas-Police-Beating-500x2995.jpg

      Oh wow. You mean when someone gets beaten, they end up all bruised and bloody? CRAZY. I thought it was all like in the cartoons, with lots of flying around and flashing lights, and the bad guys going back to their lairs to mutter about those damn do-gooders.

      Sorry, but emotional appeals don't carry much weight with me. I doubt Osama looked any better. The context is what's important. If some child-rapist-serial-killer hopped up on coke and PCP ends up looking like that after an altercation with the cops, I don't particularly give a shit. If it's an 80 year old grandmother who can barely walk two steps without falling down, that's a different story. Given his psychological issues, it's difficult to say where he falls on that spectrum. So, let me reemphasize my previous statement: you DO NOT have enough information to reach that conclusion. Jumping to conclusions based on blurry video footage or a picture of the guy in hospital is asinine.

      It doesn't matter how many police were involved as long as there was at least one involved in this. If those 3 or 6 police couldn't take him down peacefully they should have called for someone capable.

      Cool - give me your contact info and I'll let your local PD know they should get in touch with you next time there's any kind of violent confrontation. I'm sure they'll be happy to have you show them how it's done.

    24. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not only American cops. I see the Brits have triggered a riot by shooting someone who was reportedly unarmed. These mass riots aren't helpful, in my opinion, it usually leads to more police powers. But, for all that, the cops just can't restrain themselves - much like criminals. It reminds me of an old adage about shepherds and sheep. The fallout from the G20 meeting in Toronto, Canada last year was very instructive about how good the Blue Brotherhood is at closing ranks around their shadiest brethren. However, while they ran, most couldn't hide and several are up on charges.

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    25. Re:Yes and No by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Officer Bubbles...

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    26. Re:Yes and No by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      Nice strawman. You said: "killing is part of the job". I said "killing is not part of the job". Your assertion: "they wouldn't carry firearms if killing wasn't part of the job", which does NOT refute either of a) "killing is not part of the job" or b) "to serve and protect does not imply a licence to kill".

      I'm not sure how you're failing to understand this.

    27. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 1

      While he's become the most memorable, he really didn't do anything wrong except act like an asshole, which is to be expected of cops, in general. Must be the steroids. The real problem was fuckers like Officer Goortani who beat the crap out of protestors but "couldn't be identified" even by his roommate, even from multiple photos taken, until the newspapers got involved.

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    28. Re:Yes and No by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Both are problems. The latter is a bigger problem than the former. But threatening to arrest someone for blowing bubbles is not just acting like an asshole, it's abusing authority.

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    29. Re:Yes and No by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "strawman". Go look it up, and try again.

    30. Re:Yes and No by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand the points being raised, but nice try.

  23. MOD PARENT UP by snowgirl · · Score: 0

    Streisand effect, HO!!!!

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  24. Very strange! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Seattle supposed to be "progressive"?

    1. Re:Very strange! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but this is Re'n.

    2. Re:Very strange! by IonOtter · · Score: 1

      Only in parodies, apparently.

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    3. Re:Very strange! by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      Speaking as a 3rd generation native of the area, let me clarify. Renton wants to think that it is South Bellevue, but everybody else knows it's really North Kent. Watch a few episodes of Almost Live if you need further context.

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  25. Judge and cops are the criminals here by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

    The evil in this is the police know there is no merit at all to the charges. The judge knows this also. They have no intention of making fools of themselves by trying to prosecute this. This is a conspiracy of the worst kind... the kind that violates the public trust in them as people who uphold the law.

    They are corrupt and want to actually find out who this guy is so they can do what cops do best, make life miserable for the person. The cops, judge, and any other bureaucrat involved should all be held responsible. Unfortunately there is no one policing the police so these kinds of things go unpunished.

    To me this should be a felony and these slimy cops and judges should be made an example of.

    1. Re:Judge and cops are the criminals here by Archtech · · Score: 1

      The evil in this is the police know there is no merit at all to the charges.

      Actually the "thinking" involved is closely parallel to that cited to justify the continuing attacks on Libya by NATO. The UN passed a resolution allowing nations to intervene in Libya, but only to save civilian lives threatened by the civil war there.

      Within a week or two, top military decision-makers were freely admitting to the media that the UN resolution was just a convenient pretext; the true purpose of the attacks was to overthrow the government of Libya and replace it with the rebels who started the civil war. So there was nothing surprising when NATO began bombing the capital, Tripoli, which is firmly in government hands and which is hundreds of miles away from any fighting that would threaten civilians.

      Oh, and in the process NATO has so far killed well over 1,000 civilians in Tripoli.

      Sorry if anyone thinks this is offtopic or a troll - but I see exactly the same pattern of official behaviour. Say one thing, then do something entirely different, and hope citizens who feel compelled to "SHUT UP AND OBEY" will raise no objections.

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    2. Re:Judge and cops are the criminals here by DarenN · · Score: 1

      The difference being that Libyans in Tripoli have said that they wish NATO to keep it up and would prefer an escalation, even at the cost of more lives.

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    3. Re:Judge and cops are the criminals here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tripoli, which is firmly in government hands and which is hundreds of miles away from any fighting that would threaten civilians.

      February 20th...
      In the night, clashes escalated in Tripoli, with protesters trying to seize control of Green Square. Witnesses reported snipers firing into the crowds, and Gaddafi supporters driving around the square shooting and running demonstrators over. Protesters burned a police and security forces' station and the General People's Congress' building. Hospital mortuaries in Tripoli were reportedly overrun with bodies many having gunshot wounds to the head and chest. It is estimated that 600 to 700 people were killed.

      The Libyan Navy was also shelling residential neighborhoods in Tripoli and the the Libyan Air Force was strafing protesters.

      But go on believing that Gaddafi's just a good guy who's the victim of Western Imperialism.

    4. Re:Judge and cops are the criminals here by Archtech · · Score: 1

      But go on believing that Gaddafi's just a good guy who's the victim of Western Imperialism.

      If you believe there are good guys and bad guys, there isn't much point in saying anything to you.

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  26. (Some of) the videos in question by BillX · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11622514/score-parody-3

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11599075/score-parody-part-deux

    Also, the username(s) used by the uploader were "MrFuddlesticks" (not fiddlesticks) and "whothehellispenny". It looks like the rest of the videos have already been deleted (couldn't find any kind of search feature on xtranormal).

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    1. Re:(Some of) the videos in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grab 'em while they're still there -- you can grab with your favorite browser or wget:

      3
      part deux

    2. Re:(Some of) the videos in question by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      If this succeeds in establishing a precedent, I wonder how long it will be before Seattle or Kent come after Bill Nye and John Keister?

      After all they did things like Cops in Ballard and Cops in Kent among many others.

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  27. Protest against the protest cartoons by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    To hell with satirizing the police, he should be sent to jail for subjecting the public to more inane xtranormal cartoons.

  28. I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Compulawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... I am a lawyer. Isn't there just a TINY problem with a judge in the State of WASHINGTON issuing a search warrant for premises located in the State of CALIFORNIA?

    This isn't a civil subpoena - it is a SEARCH WARANT. Hello? Jurisdiction anyone?

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    1. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the words of Homer Simpson,

      "I agree with Larry Flint!"

    2. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there just a TINY problem with a judge in the State of WASHINGTON issuing a search warrant for premises located in the State of CALIFORNIA?

      Hahahaha, good one!

      It's hilarious to see a good parody of a US citizen with civil rights.

    3. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      I thought the technical term was venue. What is the difference between venue and jurisdiction? I'm assuming jurisdiction isn't state vs federal and venue is Washington vs California.

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    4. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      long arm statutes.
      love em, learn to live with em.

    5. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be localized in a variety of ways. First, and what is commonly used, is one state's prosecutor will use a local officer in the jurisdiction to serve the warrant on Google or whomever. More recently, prosecutors will use the fact most large companies, Google included, have local offices in the various states and if they do business, there is normally a registered agent for that company that can take receipt of the warrant's service. California, also has some policies, procedures, and regulations that govern just this type of situation that facilitates warrant service on these data warehouse providers.

      Although it's nice to think this is a jurisdictional issue, the precedence for getting this data is pretty common. Ultimately though, I'm not sure why this requires a warrant, unless it's something specific to Washington's laws. Most commonly, account information can be obtained from google with nothing more than a faxed subpoena to their legal department. Anything that's transactional in nature (i.e., not protected content such as recent email) is fair game for a subpoena.

    6. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if it's a U.S. district court. CA and WA are both in the 9th.

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/US_Court_of_Appeals_and_District_Court_map.svg

    7. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      Not if it's a U.S. district court. CA and WA are both in the 9th.

      It is not the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. It's the King County Superior Court of King County, WA.

    8. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Venue is the location of a court. There can be multiple venues within a certain geographical area. In many (most) states, each county has a trial court and a case that can be brought in one county may have its venue changed to another county. "Jurisdiction" has two common meanings applicable here, one derived from the other. First, when used as "personal jurisdiction," it is the power of a court to compel a party to appear before it. A "jurisdiction" is a territory within which a court can exercise its personal jurisdiction. "Subject matter jurisdiction" doesn't apply here, but it is the power of a court to hear certain types of cases.

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  29. Their next move: by gmpassos · · Score: 0

    Their next move will be to try to close Hooters Magazine! (or this should be the next parody movie subject)

  30. Re:i lived in renton for a few years... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the renton police like to pretend they are all swat officers in a robocop movie. all of their patrol cars are kitted out with external roll cages, and the officers wear full body armor at all times. i used to work in the old city hall building, and they would use the floor below us for training exercises with flash bang grenades. we'd ride the same elevator up and i'd count the number of handguns strapped to their hips and chest (always more than their number of hands). parking in a lot full of brand new cop cars with shiny new powder-coated black rims didn't make me feel safer... it made me feel like the police had their priorities in an order that did not benefit the community... this story is more of the same.

    Who the hell are you and what have you done with the MichaelKristopeit### Troll?

  31. I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by gadlaw · · Score: 2

    Clearly the idiots in charge of this little corner of Soviet Russia don't clearly understand the law or the American Constitution. Bad Con Law Professors or a very lax grading curve for these Prosecutors and Judges. Just sad the state of legal education if they've let idiots like these be in charge of anything more important than dog licensing.

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    1. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

      I would say a law school's responsibility is solely to prepare a student for passing the bar exam. It is the responsibility of the bar association to ensure the bar exam will only allow qualified individuals through to practice law.

      If idiots are being allowed to practice, don't blame the schools, blame the bar association.

    2. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      The Constitution is a living document, each generation interprets it differently. Maybe you skipped that class in law school? It's not some sort of idiot ironclad piece of paper. Lemme guess, you're a neocon, right?

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    3. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Clearly the idiots in charge of this little corner of Soviet Russia don't clearly understand the law or the American Constitution.

      Don't be too hard on them: neither does the President - and he's a professor of constitutional law.

      Mind you, it's sometimes hard to tell the practical difference between someone who doesn't understand a thing and someone who just doesn't give a flying fuck about it.

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    4. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly the idiots in charge of this little corner of Soviet Russia don't clearly understand the law or the American Constitution.

      It should be food for thought indeed that this happened in the USA, and not in Soviet Russia. Russia is a lot more capitalist and free than the USA is today.

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    5. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by Hatta · · Score: 1

      They're not idiots. They know this is unconstitutional. They just don't care, and they know they can get away with it. They're worse than idiots, they're evil.

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    6. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " neither does the President "

      based on...?

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    7. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by danlip · · Score: 1

      renewal of the Patriot Act, support for warrantless wiretapping, prisoners at Guantanamo who have still not been charged with any crimes, and perhaps the individual mandate for health insurance.

    8. Re:I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by Archtech · · Score: 1

      And the illegal waging of war on Libya... the list goes on and on and on. It all stems from the gradual replacement of a belief in the rule of law by what is, essentially, the Fuehrerprinzip: the belief that one man on a white horse knows what is best, and so makes all the decisions. While everyone else SHUTS UP AND OBEYS.

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  32. We don't do fatwas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the distinction between civilized society and the barbarians.
    The barbarians would have called for a beheading as they don't understand "freedom of speech", but we as civilized society understand "freedom of speech", and we would give you a chance to spend your life savings and the rest of your life defending it.

  33. Renton, Ahead of the Curve by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    That's the city motto. It has it's origins in the fact that Renton is a traffic jam on I405 caused by a bottle neck called the "s" curve.

    1. Re:Renton, Ahead of the Curve by Var1abl3 · · Score: 1

      As I understand it the guy who designed the S curve committed suicide shortly after it was done. It will always be a traffic jam because the State lacks the foresight to put in enough road to handle the load and growth that they allow. They want us all in a bus using the HOT lane or waisting gas (tax revenue for them) sitting in traffic!

  34. The world would be a saner and happier place... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    ...if people, companies, and government agencies would just develop a sense of humour about themselves and stop feeling mortally threatened by every little bit of criticism.

    And if the cartoons contain factual info that is embarrassing or threatening to the force or to individuals therein, then a house cleaning is in order and the investigation should be directed at the PD, not at the citizen revealing the information. But it seems that these days, government agencies are sacrosanct, and immune from criticism of any type.

    Renton PD - what a bunch of whiners. Too bad they're such dangerous whiners.

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  35. Constitution Schmonstitution by gottspeed · · Score: 2

    The constitution diminishes our inalienable human rights, it doesn't augment them. Its purpose is to restrict corporate (ie: microsoft) government which in reality is there to regulate commerce. If anyone needs proof that we're trained from kindergarten to behave like and even claim to be corporate entities (and therefore subject to regulation), they need to read more books. (And not the kind from Chapters either.)

    1. Re:Constitution Schmonstitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Constitution doesn't do a damn thing to our rights. It's a list of things the government can't do, not a list of what you're allowed to do. Someone needs to "read more books" (remedial US civics would be a good start).

      In short, you're wrong & an idiot.

  36. Some Judge Signed This Warrant by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Some judge signed this warrant. We have the warrant requirement just so people will be safe from abuses like this.

    I seriously doubt that this warrant was EVER intended to support a criminal prosecution. All the cops want is a NAME. They are not seeking prosecution--that would obviously be ludicrous. They are using the warrant process to conduct an internal security investigation. This is a serious misuse of the warrant requirement.

    Misusing warrants can mean a section 1983 lawsuit. Misleading a judge about the purpose of a warrant is big trouble. . . .

    This makes me exceptionally angry.

  37. Inside Job by Aero77 · · Score: 1

    I watched these two videos in there entirety, it is obvious that the author (if not the creator) is someone inside the department. The dialogue is a series of inside jokes that must be hilarious to someone inside the department, but only moderately funny to an outsider like me.

  38. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freedom of speech is protected.
    Parody is protected in another place.

    That's two protections. The first one get's to be prosecuted as a violation of civil rights. The FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT civil right.

  39. Home Sweet Home by Var1abl3 · · Score: 1

    Here Washington is a very Blue State (Liberal Progressive Democrat for YEARS now) and this kind of abuse of power is very prevalent. Heck even our State Governor (Queen Cristine) will not disclose information under our Freedom of Information Act based on "Executive Privilege" even tho the exemptions for disclosure under the LAW does not include "Executive Privilege" as a reason to deny a request for information from the State. Yet nothing is done..... We can not trust our cops in some cases to follow the laws, we can not trust or Courts to enforce the law and we can not trust or politicians to tell us the truth. Our Rights crumble as fast as the Dollar and our Citizens just want more cake and circus. Somewhere in the foothills of the Cascade Mountain Range a fiddler plays......

  40. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how does this have merit? Are people not allowed to express their views that their local police are under-qualified?

    It seems your sense of humor is under-qualified.

  41. Nothing to See here, Move along by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    This is an isolated incident. This totally isn't happening all over the country. The police totally don't violate people's first, second, fourth and fifth amendment rights on a daily basis. There is no need to watch the watchers. They are all honorable upstanding citizens. Also, the opposite of everything I just said.

  42. wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since when is "extreme abuse of power" a problem for the US? ;)

  43. Libel by go-nix.ca · · Score: 1

    There is such a thing. Freedom of speech only goes so far.

  44. Jehadi Cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like these folks are getting lot of inspiration from Osama.

  45. call it what it is -- persecution by bugi · · Score: 1

    It's persecution.

    The mechanism / perpetrator just happen to be called "prosecution".

  46. Re:i lived in renton for a few years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's more like it!

    I'll be cowering feebly here.

    I wish you the best, Michael. I hope you are happy and I hope you are kind to people around you (other than pseudonyms on the internet, that is. I don't expect you to treat those nicely. It would be nice, but I'm not holding my breath).

    XOXOX

  47. Re:i lived in renton for a few years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For those that are new here, Michael and his legions of numbered alts are trolls.

  48. Nothing like "South-park" style animation by McDrewbie · · Score: 1

    Nothing like Southpark in my opinion. This is cheap 3-D animation. not the paper cut up style. Of course, they probably meant the content, not the animation.\

    1. Re:Nothing like "South-park" style animation by SatanClauz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its like those rarely funny xtranormal videos. Hell its probably made at the xtranormal site, but I didn't see a watermark on the video I watched (for 15 seconds and closed it because it sucked)

  49. This is what happens by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

    when the local district attorney is in bed with the local police department. Prosecutors are supposed to be objective and review all cases with an impartial eye for this kind of bullshit. You would figure any judge would throw this obvious trumped up charge out but he's also in be with the PD too. Welcome to Amerika.

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  50. Report him to his bar association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.wsba.org/Licensing-and-Lawyer-Conduct/Discipline/File-a-Complaint-Against-a-Lawyer

  51. Inside Job. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    It is obvious that they believe it is someone inside airing internal affairs and abusing federal law to force out the name of the insider.

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  52. I love the US by Syberz · · Score: 1

    Not only can't you film police officers on duty in order to protect your rights and amass proof of misconduct (if present or needed), but now you can't make fun of police officers either?

    I saw a bunch of webcomics making fun of the awkwardness of geeks, the Slashdot readership should band together for a class action.

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    1. Re:I love the US by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Not only can't you film police officers on duty in order to protect your rights "
      Yes you can.

      "but now you can't make fun of police officers either?"
      Yes you can.

      Don't confuse what a few people do with what you are allowed to do.

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  53. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by lordshipmayhem · · Score: 0

    Y'know, maybe you Americans should get a "freedom of speech" amendment to your Constitution. That would stop these attacks on civil liberty right quick.

  54. What we need is... by captjc · · Score: 1

    It's a shame because we need an organization that is what they used to be to the first amendment: watchdogs and defenders. Only we need them in the modern day and for the entire constitution rather than just the first amendment.

    What we need is a billionaire industrialist with a defense company and a strange obsession with fighting crime. A man who hides in the shadows and strikes fear into the hearts of criminals. Perhaps he could be a symbol the people could rally around, maybe some sort of winged mammal.

    You know, that would be a great idea for a comic book. I wonder if anyone has trademarked "Flying-Squirrel-Man."

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  55. Online Parody Cartoon Targeted For Prosecution by emaname · · Score: 1

    The police feel that they've been insulted. They should expect that AND be prepared to deal with it. It's a result of being an authoritarian figure. But the prosecutor is ignorant. The prosecutor should know better. I suspect that they collectively are simply trying to frighten the cartoonist in an attempt to make a public example of him/her or because they're just a bunch of immature people who are insecure in their roles as authority figures. Either way, it's too late for them to reconsider because now they've confirmed there is something wrong in their department.

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  56. Abuse of Power at its Finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are seeing more and more of it. Between this and the police bashing (literally at times) people using video or photo equipment on them to the satirical parodying of the organization we see what truly exists in the government sector.

    Its not just this town but at all levels of the system anymore. How long until we are afraid to speak, type, or show anything due to possible "legal" retribution?

    Sad sad times are upon us friends.

  57. Re:Blame the prosecutor; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This prosecution provides evidence that "the bill of rights" failed to survive the Bush war on the constitution.
    The constitution used to protect "Dissenters" against abusive use of the awesome powers of government
    by its leaders? In this new post war world, as I understand it, a new government agency, protects the leaders?

    Correct me if I am wrong?

  58. taping is illegal both ways apparently by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    If it is illegal to videotape a policeman during the normal performance of his duties, then it seems obvious that creating a fake videotape of fake policemen faking their duties would also be illegal.
    Duh? (sarcasm)

  59. Parody, obscenity, Supreme Court, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This looks very much like the case of Falwell v. Flynt where the Supreme Court held that the First Amendment protected whatwas obviously a parody though literally it accused public figure Jerry Falwell of having sex with his mother and vice versa. Surely there is nothing in the real news there that would lead people to believe this was literally true of specific officers, I hope. Thee is also law that you can't libel a whole group of people, like "all the employees at Neiman-Marcus," Neiman-Marcus v. Lait, Texas. I forget the citation to the clearly physically impossible parody accusing Miss Wyoming of sexual exploits found clearly impossible, and held not sufficiently linked to that year's real Miss Wyoming. See also the very recent case against Phelps and Westboro Church allowing the fools to picket a funeral of a straight soldier with signs saying things like "God hates fags" susceptible of being understood as falsely and maybe that one, accusing the dead soldier. Personally, I thought the Supreme Court should have changed course and allowed the Falwell suit, given the arguable malice and outragousness, etc., and the tendency of such an obscene dragging of his mother into it that might chill vigorous debate on issues, but even his lawyers said they knew it was an uphill battle on appeal to the Supreme Court and wee not surprised by the outcome. If "embarrassing" someone can be a crime, news reporters and editorial satirists are all in danger. I'm a retired lawyer and a judge here actually issued an ex parte temporary restraining order, without notice, barring my client from telling her employer's board of directors, or anyone else, what she said she had heard about her boss. We won. We also made some law and got her unemployment compensation, but not reinstatement or damages, on a whistle-blower theory though she did not have, nor claim to have, actual personal knowledge of most of the data she had already relayed to the chair of the board, who happened to also be a public officer. But it's a classic case of "You may beat the rap, but not the ride to jail," and abuses of authority are all too common. Photographing a uniformed officer making a stop and arrest in plain view on a public street is protected, too, but I got into an argument and sticky situation with a top federal judge, thinking I was talking to some building guard on the intercom, about just bringing a tape recorder into a federal courthouse because I had no place to leave it, in the days before cell phones with cameras and voice recorders, etc. I said I had never known an honest person afraid of a tape recorder. .

    1. Re:Parody, obscenity, Supreme Court, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said I had never known an honest person afraid of a tape recorder.

      If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged. - Armand Jean du Plessis, Cardinal de Richelieu