News From Apple's iPhone Event
Apple is currently announcing various things about a new iPhone; the CNN Live has coverage as it is happening. Watch for updates as more information comes in. For those of you who like to read instead of watch, PC Magazine is^W was^W is running a live commentary stream (it broke and then unbroke). The New York Times also has a working live stream which seems more reliable.
Update: 10/04 19:04 GMT by U L :Unexpectedly, Apple did not announce an iPhone 5, but rather an incremental update. CNet has a decent article about the features of the iPhone 4S. Additionally, all major carriers except T-Mobile will be getting the phone October 14th.
Twitter reports that /. has a thread that says that CNN has some info about some iPhone stuff.
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I'm shocked, utterly shocked. Oh, not about anything in the presentation, I'm shocked that Slashdot actually got this story up when the event was happening and didn't link to a recording three days from now.
Maybe we could wait until the announcement is finished for the story to get posted.
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Sales of ironically overlarge non-functional fashion glasses, skinny pants, and funny hats will concomitantly go up in direct proportion to iPhone 5 sales.
Yeah, Apple has to be a bunch of idiots to drive the smartphone and tablet markets like they do. And everyone who would use such a product is clearly retarded.
Dr. Bob missed a perfect opportunity to inform us how chiropractic can cure the ills of carrying a giant chip on your shoulder.
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When I said I wanted faster news for slashdot, it didn't mean (non)news about future news. This post is just an advertisement for CNN coverage of the event rather then any relevant information about the iphone (other then a gathering of useless iphone rumors to make it seem like an actual article).
But why oh why must there be a slashvertisement for a media event to build hype and excitement? Whatever the product, let's wait until a few facts can be gleaned and the hype-blurb safely ignored.
We might as well just demand equal hype for Dr. Bob's iChiropractic iApp for iOS which will iChange your iLife for the iBetter. It would be as reliable and accurate as the typical media event surrounding the launch of a mass-market consumer product.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
Quick! I need to click the link for the Apple story, then post about how I don't care! This is a great use of my time!
MABASPLOOM!
/. should really be covering that auction of crumbs that fell from the One True Beard of RMS [pbuhb] instead.
You seem to be having a difficult time with that.
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It seems to be all of them. Gizmodo, Ars, PCMag...
A dull event covered poorly. Yay!
The only place I can find a working text report of whats happening is Mike Elgan who seems to be liveblogging on G+.
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
Apparently, to get the live CNN video feed, I have to install the Octoshape Grid Delivery Enhancement to Flash. No thanks. If I don't install it, I get the stream starting at the beginning.
If I used a sig over again, would anyone notice?
"The camera app is now accessible from the lock screen. Double-tap the home button and you can go directly to the camera app, no password or anything required."
Hmmmm......
I do not care, its another iphone...
Heh. It's extra funny when you consider that Slashdot is ad-supported and they pay attention to which stories generate more comments.
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Cue Apple-Head orgasms following the foreplay that is this long drawn out and annoying event.
That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
No one forced you to ready the story. You clicked on it.
So, Slashdot brought you a story you wanted to read, which just happened to be created by the marketing department at Apple.
You complain about it, but here you are.
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Whatever the product, let's wait until a few facts can be gleaned and the hype-blurb safely ignored.
Didn't they have a "Leave one in a bar then send goons to recover it and rough people up" event for this release?
Not really, tha name has just been announced and I assume this is meant to be used in a radically different way than the previous ones. Note that it's called "iPhone 4S".
Then again, some people might have been using it that way already.
You seem to be having a difficult time with that.
Not at all... it just gets boring after a while. Reading the headline "ALL EYES ON APPLE" triggered it.
Looks like crowd behavior what's happening there. Trying to find missing identity in following a hype/crowd and feel good for a while.
Quite common.
are they announcing the release of their latest Zune-phone clone?
For some reason my fountain pen doesn't work here.
You forgot the "Lame" at the end of your post.
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>> So, Slashdot brought you a story you wanted to read, which just happened to be created by the marketing department at Apple.
Exactly, and I as a reader do not give fuck what Apple PR has to say. Slashdot is for technology, not for shills. If I feel so, I can say so.
Besides, it's funny how your logic is self-defeating. Why did not you just not ignore earlier comment if you did not like it?
he has suprisingly quiet lately. is he OK?
Did they really include an antenna? Why has noone thought of this before. Jobs is a genius!
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As an AAPL stockholder, you should be pissed off, as their stock just tanked. Down 3% during this press conference, and it has been steadily going down for the past few months.
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+1 ROTFLMAO!
Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
Or unless you like watching people say the name of some product or service, tell you two sentences about that product or service, and then say "and that's [name of product]." If that's your jam, you can't beat watching an Apple product announcement.
you're so cool and jaded!
A year and a half later, all that they can offer is a slightly better camera, faster CPU, and universal (GSM+CDMA) mobile. :(
Most people including myself were hopefully for the thinner design, larger edge-to-edge 4 inch screen, metal back, NFC, 3D glassless display, 4G wireless data, etc. that were mentioned in the iPhone 5 rumours/hype. What a huge let down. No innovative must have features offer! Definitely not worth an update over the popular iPhone 4.
It also sucks that you still can't play video podcasts in the iPod Nano like you used to 2 generations ago!
In fact this entire iPhone+iPod refresh really is a big disappointment for me. I guess Apple does not think that hardware innovation is important anymore! What a great way to disappoint your fans, and have them look at other platforms that at least have some more frequent hardware improvements.
Cue dickheads making derogatory statements about iOS device owners for no good reason other than an assumed - and misplaced - feeling of technical superiority.
Because I own pharmaceutical stock, and you just popped another blood pressure pill.
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He was injured in a horrible chiropractic accident.
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Great, now tanked is like bricked.
This 4S phone might have the horsepower and usability to pull it off, at least some of the basic augmented reality applications?
Your right... They should be a site that that consolidated tech based news across web to cover such things such as new product releases of technology.
Perhaps we should name it after some some part of a basic mainframe commands but obscure enough to to keep some people out. Maybe DividePeriod.org
Lets face the facts Ladies and Gentlemen...
Slashdot is a tech web site... Apple is the big name in tech... Information will be spread to the site.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Apple is the biggest (technology) company in the world. Thus, it's product releases are going to be covered by (technology) websites everywhere.
I feel dumber for having to explain that.
So Apple disappointed us with no iPhone 5 in June. Now 4 months later they disappoint again with a warmed-over iPhone 4S that might be worth getting if you have no iPhone at all, but not get locked into a new upgrade contract otherwise. Meanwhile there are multiple Android LTE choices available. Has Apple lost their magic and now just wants to squeeze out every last dollar as long as the current iPhone continues to sell? Or is Apple showing the inherent weakness of one company against everyone else when it comes to innovation. Even in the best year(s) there was only one iPhone model to choose from.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Can somebody explain that a little more? Is that really unique or not?
It very well could be the best antenna. What other cell phone can switch to a 2nd antenna when your hand is covering one of them? (Oh, I get it. Just because it CAN must mean one or both antennas are deficient in some way. Right?)
If I didn't have absolutely NOTHING to do, I wouldn't be here.
This is the longest I've ever seen their website down. Come to think of it, I've never seen it down before.
Whoop, it's up. That was a solid 10 minutes at least.
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so it's going to be less expensive than a Dyson
Nonsense... this just shows your cluelessness. If you want a stock that does nothing but go up, then I have stock in Unicorn Inc. I'll sell you.
Fact: AAPL has been consistently going up for ages now. They have a great lineup now, and for the foreseeable future. They have a ridiculous amount of cash on hand, and time-and-time again the bitching of /.'rs preaching the "Apple is doomed" mantra has been proven wrong.
So it goes down 3%. BFD! Considering how high my AAPL holdings have gone up since I bought a bunch more - during the 2008 meltdown - ignoring the whining and bitching from folks like you about wasting my money, I am quite happy with the current level and after phantards like you finish your weekly anti-apple propaganda, the stock will continue to lead the industry. Continue ranting, I'll continue cashing in. Buh-bye...
First time I've seen Apple's website go down (as opposed to the store) - someone messed up when updating the store perhaps?
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Anyone else seeing this?
Damn, the bitterness and whining in here is epic! You ponies are just the most fun I've had in eons.
Quick! More posts about how you can completely profile a human being you have never met down to their last minor psychological trait based on what smart phone they use. That shit is hilarious!
It was about $50/share when I bought some 4-5 years ago.
I'm not complaining.
He had a bad sublaxion that caused him to accidentally post under his real username, outing himself once and for all as an above average troll.
RIP Dr Bob, you were as entertaining as you were frustrating (which, thanks to /. moderation isn't really saying all that much).
The Onion's story was an excellent summary of the event in advance I believe.
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Sure... and then Samsung comes out with their iSuck clone called "iSwallow". Looks and functions exactly alike, yet takes it all the way down the throat like a true whiner should.
Best model name as of yet, IMO.
The smartphone marketplace is not as mature as the automotive one, but in the end the same customer dynamics are likely to exist.
Actually, I'm not surprised at all, and kind of wish the fanboys who are raging that the new phone doesn't shit rainbows and have a '5' in its name would sell off more of their stock and depress the value even more so that I can afford to buy some AAPL for myself.
Not sure I understand the business reasons fully for not allowing T-Mobile to carry the iPhone 4S. If there was any carrier who really needs this phone they are the ones who need it most; especially in light of the fact that there is no guarantee that the AT&T / T-Mobile merger will occur. Perhaps its just sour apples on my part, since I really was hoping to finally move away from my Blackberry.
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Wait, this is /. Do you mean to tell me someone actually read the article and they didn't even apologize for it?
Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know. --Aldous Huxley
Some people would call this a "buying opportunity".
I'm glad they did not axe the iPod classic. Maybe they will reward the faithful with a quiet upgrade to 320GB since 320GB 1.8" drives have been around for a couple of years.
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Sure, no stock goes up forever. But as you point out, AAPL has been consistently going up for ages. This has resulted in many people considering the stock "overbought". So if you bought stock in 2008, you should take your money now, deposit 95% of it in a savings account and gamble 5%, e.g. on shorting Raiffeisen or Commerzbank. As that will probably be good for your assets, and AAPL probably sees some downward adjustments during the next few months, you can buy even more AAPL for Christmas! (Disclaimer: Don't trust random internet people with your finances.)
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An iPhone 4 is for Shiat
There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
Crippled? Flash is a stop-gap solution. Stop worshiping Adobe like that.
Just like nobody upgraded to the 3GS right? This isn't a new pattern for Apple. Nor will it be!
RIP Dr. Bob.
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Despite all the nerd rage that Apple did not deliver on all the random rumors posted by those not in the know, it's a good phone and they'll sell like freakin' hotcakes.
Some privacy policy Slashdot.
And they are actually very smart. Since there are SO many expectations on the iPhone 5, and they don't have a fully cooked product, they will be releasing an iPhone 4S.
Someone mod this up, please.
Today is an interesting intersect of how Apple releases products, media boredom & follow on, and Jobs leaving. Awful lot of hype building up to an imaginary iphone 5, and then this collective letdown because it looks the same and isn't a new number.
Kind of funny, really.
IT was know there wouldn't be an iPhone 5 anouncement. This isn't surprising at all, in fact it's was expected.
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One thing that I believe is important: even after today, the 3GS is still sold by Apple, it is now the cheapest available IOS5 device. This means it is still supported for another year.
Good news for all the 3GS owners.
Just wait 'til he tells you how he doesn't even *own* a TV!
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It's hardly "stop-gap". It has plenty of very valid uses that still haven't been bested by any other technology out there. It's not perfect, but then absolutely nothing is. Stop lying like that. :)
As an AAPL stockholder, you should be pissed off, as their stock just tanked. Down 3% during this press conference, and it has been steadily going down for the past few months.
Sigmund Freud could probably explain it better than I can, but if you bought AAPL a few months ago, you are up quite a bit.
Wow, to think I came to slashdot in order to have an informed discussion about Siri, the seemingly impressive voice recognition tech. Nope, all fanboys. Slashdot definitely ain't what it used to be. :-\
A million monkeys and this is the best sig they could come up with...
How is that any different from all previous iPhones, Android phones, desktops, etc?
Are not all upgrades incremental? Otherwise it would be a new product.
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Beyond that, it seems to me that a dual-core CPU (and GPU) is much more than just a "faster CPU". That, plus a dual-mode, spatial antenna, 8MP backlit sensor, 5-element lens, all in the same package with essentially the same battery life is pretty remarkable, especially at the same price. That plus iOS5 makes this a non-trivial update. It's at least as big an update as the 3GS was over the 3G.
AND, don't sell Apple's implementation of Siri short until you give it a good look. Cnet is a good place to start. It's WAY beyond voice recognition. It requires the A5 CPU.
Yeah, the thing is, a vacuum that leaps and bounds misses spots, see?
Back to the drawing board for you...
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
define biggest.
I consider IBM and MS to be far bigger. as in, more stuff more places.
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Siri isn't new. It's been around for a while now. I haven't checked, but I'll bet you can still get it on iTunes for your iPhone 4.
There are also alternative products that do the exact same thing for iOS, Android, and Blackberry.
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An impressive fake but a fake nonetheless. Holographic display? Riiiight.
my 3GS I have to hit the home button, slide to unlock, put in my access code, find my camera app (which isn't hard, mind), and load it.
That's why in iOS5 they added the camera to the lock screen. so you don't have to do anything but hit the home button, then the camera button.
You'll even get that on the 3GS on the 12th... startup time will not be 1.1 seconds though.
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Go watch the video of the various things it does, then come back and say the competition has the same thing with a straight face...
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Vlingo Plus Personal Assistant for iOS, Android, and Blackberry.
Did yo notice that all of the commands you send it have the action you want taken, then some data?
That is fine for a technical person who is used to thinking like that but hard to use for people who do not. Siri lets you mix action and data any way, and can have multiple steps involved... watch the video for the examples they used. It's more impressive than I thought it would be.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Except that Apple is already following the RIM(job) model of being lazy and making extremely minor changes and thinking they can stay on top. That's why iOS's market share hasn't changed for over a year now while Android's market share keeps going up and up - because the companies making Android phones are innovating constantly as well as Google updating Android more than once a year with minor changes. Eventually investors will realize that Apple has peaked and that stock will start to drop - FAST.
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What gets me is why this is coming to market without any of the current "4G" technologies for all the supported carriers. According to the tech specs there's no LTE, HSPA+, or WiMax antennas. At least on Sprint it would make sense to include a WiMax antenna since they're the only ones remaining with truly unlimited data for their phones (they just capped their mobile broadband to 5GB).
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/aug/09/apple-pips-exxon-as-worlds-biggest-company
Just since you may not have noticed; the Onion posted this long before the conference itself happened.
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