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'The Hobbit' Pub Threatened With Lawsuit

An anonymous reader writes "'The Hobbit,' a small pub in Southampton, England, has been threatened with a lawsuit by lawyers representing the Saul Zaentz Company in California. The pub, which has traded under the name for the last 20 years without incident, now faces closure if it does not change its name. It's yet another example of big business throwing its weight around to get its way. The pub's landlady said simply, 'I can't fight Hollywood.'"

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  1. Easy! by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Change name to "The Halfling". Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Easy! by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was going to suggest 'Fantasy Midget' but I think it would be erotically misleading.

    2. Re:Easy! by BurstElement · · Score: 2

      Or just drop one of the "b"s...

      From Collins English Dictionary
      hob
      n
      (Myth & Legend / European Myth & Legend) a hobgoblin or elf

    3. Re:Easy! by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Wizards of the Coast may sue them then...

    4. Re:Easy! by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      "Bilbo Begins"

    5. Re:Easy! by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      There are three pubs here in Vegas called "Bilbo's", I wonder if the owner should be worried.

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    6. Re:Easy! by EnempE · · Score: 1

      Just pull a 'b' off the sign , It's cheap and Ho bit is a great name

    7. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wizards can't. Hobbit is a trademarked word. Halflings from DND are hobbits with a different name. There was a lawsuit back in the day where Tolkien or his heirs sued TSR to stop the word hobbit from being used in DND. Unless its lisenced the word hobbit cannot be used comercially, including dining establishments.

    8. Re:Easy! by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      Put a symbol up and call it "The Pub Formally Known As The Hobbit"....

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    9. Re:Easy! by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're going to rename the bar "The Hobgoblin" you might as well just rename it to "Moe's".

    10. Re:Easy! by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not if his name is Bilbo. I know people that have been named after characters in the book.

      I think where the "problem" lies is that the name of the establishment is the name of the book which might possibly be putting it under trademark law which forces you to "protect it or lose it".

      It's still bullshit of course. Books are over 60-85 years old and the man has been dead since 73'. Copyrights are rather disgusting when abused like this. His children can go out and get their own fucking jobs and write their own fucking novels.

    11. Re:Easy! by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      Not if his name is Bilbo. I know people that have been named after characters in the book.

      Now that would be an amusing copyright lawsuit to watch.

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    12. Re:Easy! by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Not if his name is Bilbo. I know people that have been named after characters in the book.

      Unless Hollywood decide to sue their parents and force them to change their children's names due to breach of copyright.

    13. Re:Easy! by rhook · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are they going to sue the dictionary too?

      hobbit (hbt)

      — n
      1. one of an imaginary race of half-size people living in holes
      2. a nickname used for a very small type of primitive human, Homo floresiensis , following the discovery of remains of eight such people on the Island of Flores, Indonesia, in 2004

    14. Re:Easy! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2

      My understanding of US trademark law, at least (and I have no idea if the laws applicable here are the same), is that you are not forced to defend the trademark or lose it if it isn't an infringing use of your trademark. Since "The Hobbit" is the name of a book (and now a movie), having a bar named the same thing would not be an infringement, and anyone suing over it wouldn't be "forced to by the law", they'd just be dicks.

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    15. Re:Easy! by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

      so i can open a burger joint called mcdonald's if that is my surname?

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    16. Re:Easy! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doctrine of Laches. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laches_%28equity%29)

      If this pub has been around for 20 years and they haven't sued them in this time, the pub could assert that the owners have slept on their rights, and that the delay in bringing the suit would cost them a lot of money.

    17. Re:Easy! by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Except they aren't protecting the BOOK, they are protecting the MOVIE.

    18. Re:Easy! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Copyright has nothing to do with the case, or with your hypothetical situation.

      Trademark might be applicable, except that a person's name is hardly "commercial".

    19. Re:Easy! by mark-t · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If they had made a case against this pub 20 years ago when they first started using the name, they'd have a much stronger trademark case. Trademarks have always been in the vein of "you snooze, you lose". If you don't defend your trademark religiously, you can end up losing it entirely.

    20. Re:Easy! by justforgetme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      AFAIK all the legal stuff broke out once JRR passed away. Pretty much much the classic story of heirs becoming idiots.

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    21. Re:Easy! by Lohrno · · Score: 1

      That gives me an idea - call it "The Bobbit!"

    22. Re:Easy! by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 1
    23. Re:Easy! by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Informative

      You most certainly can trademark a person's name, and it can be very commercial. If you are named such (and not the person holding the trademark), you can be legally prevented from using your own name in branding if it covers an industry in which another has registered it as a trademark.

    24. Re:Easy! by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately, Hollywood has two major advantages:

      1) Lots of money for lawyers.
      2) It's the UK legal system.

    25. Re:Easy! by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      While true, even winning this suit would cost the pub a lot of money, and is probably not worth it for them. Not counting the amount of time and effort that's to be spent on it.

      Her best line of defense is probably simply publishing the case, and hoping to shame plaintiff into withdrawing the suit.

    26. Re:Easy! by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not idiots. Not at all. Greedy is what they are.

    27. Re:Easy! by root_42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then just rename it 'The Hobbit (book) - For other uses, see Hobbit (disambiguation)'. :^)

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    28. Re:Easy! by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, isn't it clear that this pub will reduce their income from Tolkien IP? If you have the choice between going to a "hobbit" pub or renting the movie, surely you'll go for the pub? It's only natural that they're defending their interests. Ie everybody starts opening hobbit pubs everywhere, nobody will buy the books or movies anymore. Hell, if you can read the word "hobbit" on the pub for free, why would you pay to read the book? Makes perfect sense to me. In fact, all references to anything Tolkien-related should be banned everywhere. It all just detracts from the value of the IP.

    29. Re:Easy! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

      you can be legally prevented from using your own name in branding if it covers an industry in which another has registered it as a trademark.

      Exactly

    30. Re:Easy! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Couldn't the pub countersue for racketeering? Or maybe they would have a better case if they started selling pizzaa?

    31. Re:Easy! by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      No, because it would be within the same industry thus devaluing the name of the original McDonald's. In this case, a trademark is being enforced from one industry to another where the trademark would not confuse consumers (Well, they're not going to go into the pub to read the books are they? It's not a themed bar). Also, given the fact that they have not taken action for 20 or so years could call for trademark dilution. I really hope this becomes a David and Goliath case.

    32. Re:Easy! by julesh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately, Hollywood has two major advantages:

      1) Lots of money for lawyers.
      2) It's the UK legal system.

      Actually, the UK legal system isn't very friendly to hollywood in this case. They would almost certainly lose if the case came to court (trademarks only work where somebody is likely to think the use of the name implies some kind of actual relationship between the two businesses, which nobody rational would in this case), and that means they would have to pay the Hobbit's legal expenses as well as their own. Because this is a likely outcome, the owners of the Hobbit are likely to be able to find a lawyer who will represent them on a conditional fee arrangement (i.e. they pay nothing, hollywood pays when they win).

      (This is not legal advice.)

    33. Re:Easy! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there are no "racketeering" offenses in UK law, at least not relating to use of lawsuits. The court can penalise people who bring lawsuits that are unlikely to win, but usually only does so in extreme cases, and it isn't something you can ask them to do -- they do it themselves when they spot of a pattern of abuse.

    34. Re:Easy! by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      But how can a trademark be valid against someone who was using it before the movie was even conceived? OK, it's not quite "prior art" but surely something similar must exist in copyright law? Can you just trademark something and then force everybody who was already using the name to stop using it?

    35. Re:Easy! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      UK not the US. So ch-ching loser pays and a ton of free publicity so, silly not to fight it very publicly in court (stretch it out as much as possible). Not only likely to win and thus get most of the legal fees back but double because they could not afford that amount of advertising (stupid american lawyers).

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    36. Re:Easy! by ewanm89 · · Score: 2

      A trademark is only in relation to a particular trade so a publishing company called hoover publishing has no relation to the vacuum cleaner company and therefore is not infringing trademark in any way. Also the BBC article does state the filing is for copyright infringement which under UK law may actually be technically applicable, but the judge will laugh it out of court as if we start claiming a single word or two is copyrightable in itself then well, every book infringes on every other book.

    37. Re:Easy! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Even easier, just change the name to "The Hobbit" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit_(unit) or "The Hobbit" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit_(word), both of which existed prior to Tolkien's use.

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    38. Re:Easy! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Firefox was originally called Phoenix... but another company called Phoenix threatened to sue them. As the Mozilla foundation couldn't afford to fight, they changed the name to Firebird. Then a completly different company called Firebird threatend to sue them, and so they changed a second time to Firefox.

    39. Re:Easy! by Tom+Goodale · · Score: 1

      MacDonalds did try to sue a butcher in Scotland once. I think he could show prior art.

    40. Re:Easy! by Tom+Goodale · · Score: 2

      Hobbit is an old dialect word for pixie, so there's no need to change the name.

    41. Re:Easy! by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      'ow abaht the 'obbit?

    42. Re:Easy! by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pub has clear risk of losing as the whole thing is Tolkien/movie themed. Without approval by the rights holder. It's not just the name.

    43. Re:Easy! by Troyusrex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is more complicated than that. Companies that don't pursue any infringement they find out about vigorously often end up losing their trademark. This leads to these silly types of cases where the company doesn't really care that some small pub somewhere is using its trademark but if they don't come down hard on them the fact that they knew about it and didn't vigorously defend their trademark could cause them to lose a trademark decision against someone they do care about. Don't blame the company, blame the law that forces companies to act this way or risk losing their trademarks.

    44. Re:Easy! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not becoming idiots, demonstrating idiocy. They were clearly already idiots.

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    45. Re:Easy! by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      2) It's the US legal system.

      FTFY

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    46. Re:Easy! by metacell · · Score: 1

      It's still bullshit of course. Books are over 60-85 years old and the man has been dead since 73'. Copyrights are rather disgusting when abused like this. His children can go out and get their own fucking jobs and write their own fucking novels.

      And trademarks can be valid indefinitely, as long as they're used to sell a product. Even with no changes in copyright law, Tolkien's successors may still get a cut from every sale of Bilbo role-playing games, Bilbo coffee mugs, Bilbo wedding rings, and so on, in 500 years.

    47. Re:Easy! by mlush · · Score: 1

      good job T$R are out of the picture :-)

    48. Re:Easy! by mlush · · Score: 1

      The problem is more complicated than that. Companies that don't pursue any infringement they find out about vigorously often end up losing their trademark. This leads to these silly types of cases where the company doesn't really care that some small pub somewhere is using its trademark but if they don't come down hard on them the fact that they knew about it and didn't vigorously defend their trademark could cause them to lose a trademark decision against someone they do care about. Don't blame the company, blame the law that forces companies to act this way or risk losing their trademarks.

      I was on the point of posting to say this and its a great evil... but on reflection I think its the lesser of two evils, ie a trademark version of of sitting on a patent till the technology becomes ubiquitous and then trying to sue anyone who is using it.

    49. Re:Easy! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Fair use book themed.

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    50. Re:Easy! by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      When was the word "Hobbit" created? Because IIRC after 72 years a © expires

    51. Re:Easy! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Or just add a space between the Bs.

      The Hob Bit.

    52. Re:Easy! by Pope · · Score: 1

      You mean the 1977 animated movie? That came out more than 20 years ago.

      Also, fuck Saul Zaentz.

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    53. Re:Easy! by bobbutts · · Score: 1

      You could try McDowell's
      http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/09/11/famous-movie-locations-mcdowells-from-coming-to-america/

      That could be a really interesting case, potentially infringing on both Coming to America and McDonald's

    54. Re:Easy! by zxsqkty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or they could just extradite the landlady and try her in California. That's how it works, isn't it?

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    55. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sort of. They could give the pub a license to use the name-- even do it without charge-- and they will have protected their IP just fine without being jerks.

    56. Re:Easy! by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      And sadly, despite being something trying to be humorous, Dwarfs (and other "little people") would take offense at the derogatory name.

    57. Re:Easy! by Stellian · · Score: 1

      blame the law that forces companies to act this way or risk losing their trademarks.

      Or better yet, blame overbroad trademarks and the IP mafia. This privatization of the vocabulary has reached fucking-ridiculous proportions, see "Apple" and "Face"(book), aggressively enforced in areas where the respective companies don't have priority, or even any business. I might be a little more relaxed with made-up words since they don't diminish the size of the available "vocabulary pie", however in this case "Hobbit" has clearly become a part of the vocabulary.

      A trademark is NOT property, it is a positive right. The only reason you get to have a trademark, and have it enforced by society (custom agents, police, courts etc.) is because it is socially useful to help you to differentiate your products from those of an imitator. This allows you to invest in quality and customer satisfaction that would not pay-off for a generic product, therefore better products become available on the market. Using a trademark when there is no danger of confusion between two similar products is a breach of the social contract and the philosophy behind trademark enforcement.

    58. Re:Easy! by Neikos · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, as sort of an "out of court" settlement, the owner of the pub will publicly ask for permission to use the name and Saul Zaentz Company, acknowledging that the pub has used it for 20 years, will publicly grant it.

    59. Re:Easy! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Not if his name is Bilbo. I know people that have been named after characters in the book.

      A 'bilbo' is also a type of rapier-like sword. I recall reading somewhere that it's where Tolkien got the name, but I don't know whether that's true.

    60. Re:Easy! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Nice. I was going to suggest "The Boggie", but then the Harvard Lampoon might come after them...

    61. Re:Easy! by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Saul Zaentz isn't an heir, per se, he bought the film rights to the movie. Unless you're referring to the Tolkien estate for selling those rights in the first place..?

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    62. Re:Easy! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      cases where the company doesn't really care that some small pub somewhere is using its trademark

      If that was the case here, they could just offer to license the use of the name for a small fee, and then then there is acknowledgement of the trademark and no one loses. So, no "Damn them for making us do this" excuse here. .

    63. Re:Easy! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      That gives me an idea - call it "The Bobbit!"

      Nah, that would be a halfcocked name change.

      "The Shire" might work, if they get rid of most of the too obviously themed stuff.

    64. Re:Easy! by WillHirsch · · Score: 1

      apple (apl)

      — n
      1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh.
      2. An unrelated fruit that resembles this in some way.

      Go on, I dare you to open a store, pub or any other establishment named "Apple".

    65. Re:Easy! by Zemran · · Score: 1

      German law does not apply in the UK. This is in the UK and you are legally allowed to use your own name for your business regardless. Mc Donald's failed to shut down a McDonald's restaurant in Scotland because the owner was called McDonald and was legally allowed to use their name for their restaurant. However, changing your name to The Hobbit may be seen as a deliberate ploy and not accepted as a defence.

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    66. Re:Easy! by Troyusrex · · Score: 1

      IANAL but my understanding is that licensing without significant oversight creates a large risk of courts determining that the trademark was "abandoned". But in any case there is a "damn them for making us do this excuse". They are forced to either do business with these people or sue them. They can not ignore the issue without potentially suffering large legal consequences.

    67. Re:Easy! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      They are forced to either do business with these people or sue them

      Exactly, but they aren't offering the first alternative.

    68. Re:Easy! by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Nope, nobody threatened to sue anyone. But the Mozilla foundation was persuaded to change the name to avoid stepping on people's toes and to make things easier for users (do you really want to Google "Phoenix cache crashing problem" and get search results both for the BIOS-embedded browser and the browser now known as Firefox?)

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    69. Re:Easy! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      This is why we're naming our first child "Google."

      Google McDonalds. No risk of trademark violation there.

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    70. Re:Easy! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Hey...if it were MY money to make...I'd do it too!

      Hell, who wouldn't ?

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    71. Re:Easy! by stupkid · · Score: 1

      They could offer to license the trademark to the pub ya know. They don't have to shut them down. Then all parties are pleased and the rights holder doesn't look like an asshole.

    72. Re:Easy! by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      You cannot however be sued for HAVING that name, and the having of the name is not what makes it commercial.

    73. Re:Easy! by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Quite true. I missed what the original statement applied to.

    74. Re:Easy! by SunFireSpaz · · Score: 1

      And in Kalamazoo there is a Bilbo's pizza/brew pub. There theme is middle-earth related. Just ate their this past weekend.

    75. Re:Easy! by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Interesting. In most cases I've heard, the UK legal system is not particularly friendly to defendants of pretty much any sort. It's good to hear that might not be the case here, though the owner of the pub does not appear to be nearly so optimistic regarding the outcome.

    76. Re:Easy! by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is a subtle extradition joke (or, in the case of recent events, what /should/ be a joke but is not), in which case the following does not apply:

      Southampton, England, at least last I checked, is located on the southern coast of Great Britain, just north of the Isle of Wight. Barring some incredible changes to world geopolitics, that is still firmly within the jurisdiction of the UK.

    77. Re:Easy! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    78. Re:Easy! by rkit · · Score: 1

      How about "The Pub Formerly Known as The Hobbit"?

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    79. Re:Easy! by Troyusrex · · Score: 1

      They are forced to either do business with these people or sue them

      Exactly, but they aren't offering the first alternative.

      I'm not in that exact situation but in a somewhat similar one and I can assure you that we bear no malice to those using our trademarks and really would rather look the other way but know we can't because failure to "vigorously enforce" your trademark on even a single occasion can get your trademark invalidated.

      We do license our trademark and I'm heavily involved in that process. I asked the attorney who heads this process if we caught someone using our trademark without permission would we consider letting them license it? His off-the-cuff opinion was that doing so except in bizarre circumstances would be likely seen by the courts as not "vigorously enforcing" our trademark.

      Perhaps I'm projecting in this case, but if we had a similar situation we'd feel really bad but feel the laws forced us to sue. And I can say with authority that the legal rulings saying that trademarks must be "vigorously enforced" are the driving force behind such decisions. Oh, and I work for a non-profit that is neither evil nor greedy. But the idiotic way trademarks are handled legally force us to do things we'd rather not do.

    80. Re:Easy! by Troyusrex · · Score: 1

      The attorney had a great analogy. Imagine if to own your house you not only had to live in it but "vigorously enforce" that it's your house. Moreover, the courts have consistently ruled that if you let anyone use any part of your yard without extensive oversight you lose ownership. There are even documented cases where people lost their house for knowingly letting one kindergartner cross his yard to get to school without calling the police. You may very much not like being considered the curmudgeonly old man but not only will you have the cops on speed dial you'll build a stout wall around your property and have poorly fed lions roaming it looking for prey. You'll also ignore all the local renters who don't have this problem when they tell you are just being mean or when they suggest "solutions" that have been shot down by the courts in the past.

    81. Re:Easy! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      The attorney had a great analogy.

      Arguments by analogy prove nothing They just let you justify to yourself what you already want to do by making up a fairy tale and a specious equation. Your lawyer is being an asshole and using arguments comparing it to "losing your home" to make you go along with him.

      In the real world, if the Tolkien trademark holders had made a deal, and signed a confidentiality agreement, it could not have led them to losing any rights. They had a choice; they chose to be assholes.

    82. Re:Easy! by rhook · · Score: 1

      It's already been done.

      http://www.applerecords.com/

    83. Re:Easy! by pugugly · · Score: 2

      Actually - as a trademark isn't it required to be in 'competition'? Same way Apple Records could not enforce a trademark versus Apple Computers.

      Pug

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    84. Re:Easy! by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      That was an out of court settlement. No final decision by the judge, so we don't know the result if they would have continued the legal action.

    85. Re:Easy! by jep305 · · Score: 1

      You don't need to imagine a situation where if you don't enforce your property rights you lose them. That is reality, at least in most of the US. The concept is called "squatters' rights", and it boils down to this: If someone openly encroaches on your real property for some period of time, and you take no action to stop the encroachment, the encroaching party can become the legal owner of the property, or at least have a legal right to continue using it.

      So, as ridiculous as you seem to think the analogy is, it is actually the way things work.

      And though you would probably never lose your property rights for allowing one trespasser to use your property without permission, if people openly used your property as a thoroughfare for some period of time, you might legally lose your right to control that access.

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    86. Re:Easy! by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      As I am not a greedy piece of shit I wouldn't

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    87. Re:Easy! by WillHirsch · · Score: 1

      Think you have the wrong link there. I can't find the relevant filings but I'm almost certain that Apple Corps filed their first Apple trademark before Apple Computer did. It's irrelevant, because the two companies have not been permitted to use their respective trademarks on the basis that "Apple" is a word in the dictionary, as GP suggested is a valid argument, but because they trade in different markets (or in some cases, by out-of-court agreement).

    88. Re:Easy! by rhook · · Score: 1

      I know that Apple Records (previously Apple Corps) was around long before Apple Inc. (previously Apple Computer).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v_Apple_Computer

    89. Re:Easy! by WillHirsch · · Score: 1

      Not sure what your point was or is (regardless of the fact that in spite of having Wikipedia right in front of you, you seem to think that Apple Corps, of which Apple Records is a subsidiary, renamed itself at some point)...

    90. Re:Easy! by rhook · · Score: 1

      Apple Records was the Beatles record label, it has nothing to do with Apple Computer except for the fact that they sued them several times. Get your facts straight.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Records

    91. Re:Easy! by WillHirsch · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do I insinuate that Apple Records has anything to do with Apple Computer? The only facts I see that need straightening is your use of the term "Apple Records (previously Apple Corps)". This is like playing Chinese Whispers except apparently it only takes one person to completely turn my words on their head.

    92. Re:Easy! by jordanjay29 · · Score: 1

      What about derivative? It'd be the same as opening up an Apple (Computers)-themed pub and calling it Apple Bar and claim freedom from trademark for not being in competition, which is silly, because such a company would clearly be making money off of Apple's name.

    93. Re:Easy! by jordanjay29 · · Score: 1

      No, the problem would have been with finding the BIOS-embedded browser results. The browser formerly known as Phoenix would have crushed them all.

    94. Re:Easy! by jordanjay29 · · Score: 1

      Ironic signature is ironic.

    95. Re:Easy! by ajo_arctus · · Score: 2

      Firebird is an open-source embedded database project that was already quite mature when they renamed Pheonix. They didn't threaten to sue, they just asked nicely.

    96. Re:Easy! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Scotland has a different legal system, so that ruling might not apply in England.

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    97. Re:Easy! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In most cases I've heard

      You're a judge, are you?

      the UK legal system is not particularly friendly to defendants of pretty much any sort.

      Compared to where?

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    98. Re:Easy! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Someone is asked if they'd like a large amount of free money. They answer in the affirmative.

      And you claim that makes them idiots?

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    99. Re:Easy! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They're deprecating the value of a franchise that could last essentially indefinitely as it has become part of our cultural background. Yes, idiots.

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    100. Re:Easy! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They're deprecating the value of a franchise that could last essentially indefinitely as it has become part of our cultural background.

      Will they - the persons who are accepting large amounts of free money - be around indefinitely to spend it?

      Yes, idiots.

      [Spock eyebrow raise]

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  2. Simple solution by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    Do what TSR did and name it the halfling.

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    1. Re:Simple solution by a_nonamiss · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Terminate and Stay Resident? Am I increasing or decreasing my geek cred when I admit that's the only TSR I know?

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    2. Re:Simple solution by Reilaos · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dungeons and Dragons before it was bought by Wizards of the Coast.

    3. Re:Simple solution by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Terminate and Stay Resident? Am I increasing or decreasing my geek cred when I admit that's the only TSR I know?

      Either decreasing or showing your age (er, lack thereof)

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    4. Re:Simple solution by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      "Terminate and Stay Resident" and "Tactical Studies Rules" were pretty much contemporaneous I think.

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    5. Re:Simple solution by Snufu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your geek cred remains unadjusted. But your "Get off my lawn" cred shot through the ceiling.

    6. Re:Simple solution by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

      or showing your age (er, lack thereof)

      Lack thereof? For knowing about Terminate and Stay Resident programs?

    7. Re:Simple solution by ghrom · · Score: 1

      So they get sued by Hasbro (they own D&D these days) instead? They are not exactly the nicest guys when it comes to trademark trolling http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,1619.0.html

  3. Ok. What about this?. by bdwoolman · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Habit.

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    1. Re:Ok. What about this?. by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure that wouldn't solve their problem.
      http://www.habitburger.com/

  4. One suggestion by abednegoyulo · · Score: 1

    is to rename it as "The Habit".

  5. how about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    TPFKATH

    The Pub Formerly Known As The Hobbit

  6. The Angry Executive by netsavior · · Score: 2

    They should kickstart fund the signage and associated paperwork.

  7. Rename it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "Fuck you Hollywood"

  8. Lend them your support! by el3mentary · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Lend them your support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can't support a so-called "pub" that has a Facebook page! It's just not on.

    2. Re:Lend them your support! by el3mentary · · Score: 2

      Retweet with the hashtag @savethehobbit if you don't have either then send Saul Zaentz a letter I believe his company's details are on their site.

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    3. Re:Lend them your support! by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a student pub- I'd expect no less.

      Nice place too. They do these great cocktails in a pint glass named after LOTR characters- The Frodo, The Gollum, The Legolas, etc. The kind of filth-in-a-glass that only a student would find appealing, but great fun.

      Although that probably doesn't do their trademark infringement case much good, come to think of it...

    4. Re:Lend them your support! by agentgonzo · · Score: 1

      Will a million people tweeting and facebooking about it actually do anything useful? Or will the Twats of Hollywood just go "lots of people are complaining but done are actually doing anything so stop us - send in the lawyers and close the case"

    5. Re:Lend them your support! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just to nitpick, @savethehobbit is a Twitter account. A hashtag using the pound sign like so: #SaveTheHobbit

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    6. Re:Lend them your support! by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      Get all your friends to repost and we can raise three cheers for slacktivism!

    7. Re:Lend them your support! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I can't support a so-called "pub" that has a Facebook page! It's just not on.

      How does a pub post things to facebook? Is it some sort of AI?

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    8. Re:Lend them your support! by WillHirsch · · Score: 1

      A hashtag using the pound sign

      Or, as we call it across the pond, the hash sign.

    9. Re:Lend them your support! by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      Well I for one wouldn't mind getting LEGLESS with a Legolas

      -I'm just sayin'

  9. Re:Zieg Heil! by shugah · · Score: 2

    It's UK copyright law. Life of the author plus 70 years.

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  10. They should change the name to... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ..."Saul is a putz".

    Everyone will know what it means.

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    1. Re:They should change the name to... by simonwalton · · Score: 1

      Not in the UK, they won't. "Wanker" might be more appropriate.

  11. Re:Zieg Heil! by msobkow · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's an American company doing the suing.

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  12. Re:Zieg Heil! by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Troll?

    Damn straight I'm a troll when it comes to calling out American thugishness around the world. Because you interfere in Canada, too, the same as you do everywhere.

    Jackboot is the KINDEST term I could have for your government and legal system.

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  13. Then Hasbro would sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Name it the Ten-Forward Lord Smoked Meat and Fish's Leaky Cauldron Pub and Mos Eisley Cantina of the Vulgar Unicorn.

    With all the lawsuit Publicity, you'll never close. Throw in a walk-down like Cheers and a surly endangered animal smuggling bartender named Moe, and the lawyers will be your best patrons.

    1. Re:Then Hasbro would sue by Eristone · · Score: 1

      Hey -- leave Lynn Abbey out of it - she owns the rights to Thieves' World (and her partner and co-author at that time Robert Asprin is no longer amongst the living) and while I'm certain she'd have to protect her rights would be sad to take that stance.

    2. Re:Then Hasbro would sue by retchdog · · Score: 1

      or she could just license it for a pittance, say $5/year. unless she actually wanted to squeeze a small business. but no, only large corporations are greedy, of course.

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  14. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    It features characters from Tolkien's stories on its signs, has "Frodo" and "Gandalf" cocktails on the menu, and the face of Lord of the Rings film star Elijah Wood on its loyalty card.

    Seems a pretty clear-cut case of copyright infringement to me. Or can I open a "Mos Eisley Catina" pub, with pictures of Harrison Ford & Alec Guiness & not expect repercussions?

    1. Re:Really? by countach74 · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that trademarks apply only to similar services/goods/etc. If business A has the name "The Name" and business B has the name "The Name" (both trademarked), and they do completely different things, then, if I recall trademark law correctly, all is well. I'm sure I will be corrected if I am wrong.

    2. Re:Really? by Genda · · Score: 1

      Think about it... Pub -> Drunk on brew... Hollywood -> Drunk on power... same business. Inebriation!!!

    3. Re:Really? by Nursie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While it does seem that way, think on this -

      The Hobbit was published in 1937. Under life +70 copyright, it doesn't enter the public domain for another 30 years. This is ludicrous. 75 years after publishing, this stuff is part of our culture and should be free for all.

      (Yes, I used to drink at this pub!)

    4. Re:Really? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      They aren't just using the same name, they're using it as a direct reference to the trademarked material. In your example it'd be like if business B wanted to capitalized on A's success and named their business and products after A's.

      That said, since the trademarks have been in use for 20 years with nothing done about it the trademarks should be lost.

    5. Re:Really? by alzoron · · Score: 2

      The party doing the suing does in fact have trademarks on "The Hobbit" relating to alcoholic beverages.

      http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4005:sj3a4.2.8
      http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4005:sj3a4.2.10

      Both were filed in 2011 and since things like prior art and such don't apply to trademarks they seem to be well within their rights to sue. I'm against things like patent trolls and eternal copyrights as much as anyone else and I'd find it highly distasteful if they don't intend on actually using the trademarks for anything other than bullying people but this is a case where the pub in question probably should have known better.

      I can't believe the owner of this pub was really "absolutely stunned" that this happened. If I ran a bar named after a fictional race that was featured in three highly successful movies with a fourth movie in the works using said fictional race as its name and used a bunch of copyrighted images and character names from those movies on my website I would be stunned if they didn't sue me.

    6. Re:Really? by mark-t · · Score: 2

      I would think that an even better one is a fixed 40 years from the date of publication... and automatically falling into public domain if out of print for more a cumulative total of 10 years.

      It encourages creators to continue creating, instead of sitting on their laurels and enjoying royalties of products that are decades old.

    7. Re:Really? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      I've always imagined it more to do with the writer's widow/widower, than their adult children.

      But otherwise yes, I agree with you.

    8. Re:Really? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Both were filed in 2011 and since things like prior art and such don't apply to trademarks they seem to be well within their rights to sue.

      The term in this case isn't "prior art" but "earlier use", and it very definitely is a defense against trademark infringement. See: http://www.inbrief.co.uk/intellectual-property/defences-to-trademark-infringement.htm

      If I ran a bar named after a fictional race that was featured in three highly successful movies with a fourth movie in the works using said fictional race as its name and used a bunch of copyrighted images and character names from those movies on my website I would be stunned if they didn't sue me.

      Sure. For copyright infringement. At which point you put up your hands, say "OK, I shouldn't have used those images, I'll take them down, here's a few thousand pounds for your expenses so far," and it should go away.

      1. Character names cannot be copyrighted.
      2. Trademarks only apply in fields where they are likely to cause confusion in the minds of the consumer
      3. Trademarks that are not enforced for 20+ years are generally considered to be no-longer enforceable.

  15. The Pub isn't all innocent by Necroman · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you look at their website, you'll see they use likenesses of the characters from the movies in their advertising. If the pub was just using fan artwork or coming up with their own graphical material (while using the names), they may have been left alone. But they are using the faces from the movie in their own advertising and promotional material (posters, loyalty card). That's just asking for trouble.

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    1. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah it's hard to see them as being innocent victims when they're using images from the movies in their promotional flyers, etc.... That is just inviting trouble.

    2. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Pennidren · · Score: 3

      Yes it is difficult to see 'em as embodying blameless unfortunates when they are using pictures from the films in their publicity literature, et al... That is just welcoming trouble.

    3. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Aye it be a stern challenge to views em as doe eyed scalliwags 'ere the wily buggers be utilizing lithographs from the moving-picture show throughout their advertising swag.. That is just engaging trouble.

    4. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Verily 'tis tough to vision the owners as hapless, guiltless martyrs as they use visual reproductions from the features in their marketing materials ans stuff... that is only leaving the door open to conflict.

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    5. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      So we can end this thread properly and to the logical conclusion...

      Throck grunt grunt click click derng smargen.

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    6. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      They should have come up with their own backstory. Too bad those guys are out of business (after nearly 20 years) since Peter Jackson cut Tom Bombadil from the movies they would have been safe.

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    7. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Presumably a more measured approach by our Hollywood chums (ha!) would be to demand they remove the movie stills from their website and promotional material. Demanding a pub change its name of 20 years or close because of film rights purchased in the last 5 is still a ridiculous move.

      It isn't like this pub is going to harm the studio's business- movies/merchandise and pubs aren't exactly overlapping businesses, and it's unlikely that people drinking in a bar in Southampton is going to cost the studio money. Indeed, if anything it'd be good for the studio- free advertising, and keeping the whole Tolkien mythology current and at the forefront of people's mindspace.

    8. Re:The Pub isn't all innocent by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      There is a restaurant in Houston named Hobbit Cafe. They appear to use their own illustrations, but I'm not sure if the Tolkein family knows about them.

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  16. Accuracy in Naming by Bunzinator · · Score: 1

    They could always change its name to "This Pub Was Forced To Change Its Name By The Money-Hungry Cunts At The Saul Zaentz Company." The signwriting costs could be prohibitive, though.

    1. Re:Accuracy in Naming by retchdog · · Score: 1

      it's england. they'd be sued for libel the next day. doesn't matter if it's a true statement.

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    2. Re:Accuracy in Naming by Genda · · Score: 1

      Great... change the name to "Hobbitual", they can tell the customers to come in every day and make it a Hobbit!/p

  17. Re:Zieg Heil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Given that none of the Americans on this site like what these people are doing, yeah, it's trolling to call us all out for this crazy company. Or is Canada composed entirely of saints?

  18. Re:Zieg Heil! by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

    The Tolkien Family sued over "The Hobbit" movie & settled. Guess it was English Riding Booties doing the stomping that time.

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  19. "Zanz Kant Danz" by hemo_jr · · Score: 1

    The guy has been a dick forever, Just ask John Fogerty. You cannot copyright a word. And as for a trademark, one is unlikely to confuse a book/film with a pub.

    1. Re:"Zanz Kant Danz" by mark-t · · Score: 2

      When it comes to trademarks, it gets even worse for them. Trademarks must be actively defended, or else they are lost. As this pub has been going by that name for two decades, Saul Zaentz Company is almost 20 years too late to have a valid trademark complaint.

  20. I'd be ok with the lawyers... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....if nine of them showed up to the pub dressed as Nazgul.

    1. Re:I'd be ok with the lawyers... by wolftone · · Score: 1

      I'd be okay with your proposal if, in addition, the lawyers were as invisible, silent, and afraid of water, as Nazgûl.

    2. Re:I'd be ok with the lawyers... by Kalriath · · Score: 2

      IBM won't lend them their legal team though, so that can't happen.

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  21. Re:Zieg Heil! by msobkow · · Score: 2

    And you don't think 20 years of operation just might demonstrate that it hasn't been defended in a timely fashion?

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  22. Re:Zieg Heil! by pthisis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interestingly, the original edition of the Lord of the Rings is in the public domain in the US due to an error by his publisher at the time. Tolkien had to go back and make a revised edition and market it with a note on the back pleading with fans not to buy the Ace Books edition that he saw no royalties from. So presumably a similar pub in the US (e.g. Bilbo Baggins, in Alexandria, VA) is on safer ground than this one in the UK.

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  23. Vanz Can't Danz by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
    Watch him - or he'll rob you blind...
    http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=7123

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    Never been known to fail..."
  24. Long history by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mr. Saul Zaentz has a long history of being a dick. Zaentz sued Creedence Clearwater's John Fogerty for plagiarizing himself (!) asking $140 million in damages, and lost.

    Zaentz's perception is that he owns the 'brand' Hobbit, although he only owns screen rights.

    1. Re:Long history by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 1

      Not correct, Zaentz really owns "Hobbit" US trademark, not only one but in multiple categories (besides the usual stuff also including rare things like "Play houses", "Storage sheds"). Might be a cunning move, if the upcoming film is any good he will command the merchandise revenue. If you own the trademark you own pretty much everything...

    2. Re:Long history by macshit · · Score: 1

      Er, doesn't one actually have to, you know, engage in trade (in the covered category) to own a trademark?

      Given that the entire purpose of trademarks is to protect the earned reputation and identity of companies, it would seem completely idiotic if people were allowed to simply trademark random words in random categories...

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    3. Re:Long history by rnturn · · Score: 1

      So he owns the U.S. trademark. What standing does he have to hassle someone in England over the word "hobbit"? This jerk's right up there with McDonald's, Inc. suing a Scottish family named McDonald to stop them from calling their pub "McDonald's". I've seen photos of a fire extinguisher brand name "UNIX" (from Spain if memory serves). Did AT&T go and sue them? There's the famous vacuum cleaner VAX for sale over in England. Did DEC sue them?

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    4. Re:Long history by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 2

      I've just checked USPTO, but he clearly owns EU trademark(s) too.., these rich guys hand out this to lawyers that register the mark in all important regions. Also I am pretty sure "fire extinguisher" falls under a different category than UNIX (software), for a weird example you can claim and own trademark "UNIX" for lollipops without much of a problem - it's nearly certain AT&T have not registered it under that food product category.. A pub would fall under some service mark class so they might have a leg to stand on if Zaentz has not registered the mark under that service TM class in the UK.

    5. Re:Long history by mpe · · Score: 1

      Not correct, Zaentz really owns "Hobbit" US trademark, not only one but in multiple categories (besides the usual stuff also including rare things like "Play houses", "Storage sheds").

      Trademarks are also ment to be specific to geography as well as type of business. The US and UK are different countrys. (Regardless of what Barack and Dave might like to think.)
      Maybe whoever owns the trademark on movies in Monaco should sue Hollywood...

    6. Re:Long history by Avoiderman · · Score: 1

      Except Tolkein didn't coin the term "Hobbit" (and admitted this himself) - previously used mid 1800s. The pub has used the name for twenty years. This trade in a word or name (putting aside the other issue of using images) is destructive bullying.

    7. Re:Long history by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

      There's the famous vacuum cleaner VAX for sale over in England. Did DEC sue them?

      Not until they started their advertisement campaign "nothing sux like a Vax"...

    8. Re:Long history by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      Saul Zaentz does indeed own multiple EU trademarks on "Hobbit" and "The Hobbit", the relevant ones here covering classes 41, which contains entertainment services, and 43, gastronomical services.

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    9. Re:Long history by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      Not correct, Zaentz really owns "Hobbit" US trademark, not only one but in multiple categories (besides the usual stuff also including rare things like "Play houses", "Storage sheds"). Might be a cunning move, if the upcoming film is any good he will command the merchandise revenue. If you own the trademark you own pretty much everything...

      Yes -- yet he has also abandoned many trademarks that use the word Hobbit.
      It may be interesting to map all the uses over time. Gaps in time may be
      enough window to negotiate terms and conditions that are also confidential.

      To me the pub is clearly riding on the coat tails of the movie but that
      is just so darn common in the bar/ pub business that I do not see where
      Zaentz gets to play a thump card and pound the business to submission
      especially after 20 years. Especially since the previous owner was
      lax in defending the property for 15 years. It would not be the first
      time that a buyer missed something important in a business purchase.

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  25. Re:Zieg Heil! by Beelzebud · · Score: 4, Informative

    If your idea of Nazi style jackbooted fascism is a bar being sued because they use direct images from the LotR movies in their advertising, then you're pretty well off, and really don't understand what the people that were actually exposed to fascist tyranny actually had to put up with.

  26. Re:Zieg Heil! by Beelzebud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd imagine most of their 20 years went by just fine because they weren't using movie stills in their advertising and promotional material on their public website..

    http://www.thehobbitpub.co.uk/

  27. Rename it the Halfwit by cptdondo · · Score: 1

    And then explain that to everyone who asks.

  28. One of my local's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I live near the Hobbit pub, it's a great place for some rock/indie/odd-music.
    It's been open for years - before the movie adaptations were even considered - yes they use the some of the films pictures on some things now, but they aren't making money out of that (a loyalty card...), the pub is based on the original work, which really should be fair use by now, not this Micky Mouse bullshit long extension time copyright being pulled on something that only promotes the work!!!!

    1. Re:One of my local's by Spodi · · Score: 1

      Good point! "We should be allowed to piggy-back off the success and work of others, both in terms of theme and art, because we don't like the law" is a flawless legal defense.

    2. Re:One of my local's by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, your snarky, self-righteous dismissal might come off as marginally less douchy if this guy wasn't some dickhead film producer who had fuck-all to do with the "success and work" of Tolkien.

      It might, but I doubt it.

    3. Re:One of my local's by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Quit making this a personal issue because it matters not under the law that Zaentz is (or may be) a dickhead.

      Legality is a poor metric for whether or not it's a dick move. The rest is your opinion.

    4. Re:One of my local's by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Hello Mr Zaentz's lawyer. Your definition of quite reasonable is apparently very different than what many people would deem quite reasonable. But then again, since you are a different species, I suppose that's understandable.

    5. Re:One of my local's by Avoiderman · · Score: 1

      I see your point. The pub has the name twenty years ago. So they should be allowed to stop the film.

  29. Can't fight Hollywood by brentrad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Of course they can't fight Hollywood, since they've been using stills from the movies in their advertising. Take a look at their website, that's obviously a photograph of Elijah Wood from the LOTR movies on their "One Card To Bind Them All" loyalty card:

    http://www.hobbitpub.co.uk/drink-offers/

    They're not fighting Hollywood since they don't have a leg to stand on. If they would have used original artwork instead of copyrighted images from a movie, I'd be on their side.

  30. Re:Zieg Heil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, if it's public domain, why the fuck hasn't somebody put it on Project Gutenberg already? It should be there.

    And as an enemy of copyright, I don't care HOW it lost copyright, we should seize every opportunity to take back any bit of the public domain we can.

    Fuck the estate!

  31. Doesn't this qualify as... by MrKevvy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Shire Art?

    /ducks

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    1. Re:Doesn't this qualify as... by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      lol :) sorry, no mod points today to give you - but nicely done.

  32. Re:Zieg Heil! by gmhowell · · Score: 2

    If your idea of Nazi style jackbooted fascism is a bar being sued because they use direct images from the LotR movies in their advertising, then you're pretty well off, and really don't understand what the people that were actually exposed to fascist tyranny actually had to put up with.

    First world problems: he has them.

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  33. Re:Zieg Heil! by shentino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It holds all the water the lawyers can carry.

    This case is not about the merits.

    It's about a poor defenseless woman being outgunned in the legal arena and losing the case before it even starts because she's too broke to fight back.

  34. Re:Call it the Bobbit by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or they could pick a random name from the Völuspá, which is public domain. "Gandalf's", perhaps.

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  35. A Great Name by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Call it "The Other Tolkein's Estate"!

    1. Re:A Great Name by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Call it "The Other Tolkein's Estate"!

      Why do people so often misspell Tolkien and Wiener, yet they never write Hienlien, beir stien or China Meiville?

      I before E, except after C, or when sounding like EY like in neighbour and weigh. And if it's a famous name, you learn it.

  36. Art is built of art which came before it by erroneus · · Score: 2

    I know... the usual arguments apply but I'm going to reference Wikipedia anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit

    Seems to me that, as is usually the case, art owes itself to art which came before it. A name here, a concept there, whether consciously or not, no one has truly original ideas or thought on their own. There are variations and twists but it's called evolution, not creation.

    This quibbling and fighting in courts represents the utter denial of what it is to be human. We learn from each other. We teach each other. We entertain each other. And to place a restriction, an ownership or a price tag on human habit and human legacy isn't just tragic, it simply denies what and who we are. And we're just about the only animal on the planet that can do what we do. It's not the use of tools. It's not even that we speak a language. It's that we can teach each other things without having to live through the entirety of human development to advance further than picking up a stick to get bugs out of a tree.

    When you put any kind of limit on that, you are in direct opposition to human development. Not that anyone can really do that successfully... well, maybe they can... I once heard about some sort of dark ages which somehow wiped out hundreds or even thousands of years of human development and knowledge so I guess it's possible. But will the next dark ages be caused by the courts and copyright law? Or perhaps it will be because of a war fought defending and imposing copyright law...

    1. Re:Art is built of art which came before it by space+fountain · · Score: 1

      I agree that current copy write law maybe to strict, but this seems to be a pretty clear cut case where the pub deserved it. Also you seem to be saying that copy write and/or patents should be totally gotten rid of. I don't think you could be father from the truth. Lets say you spend years working on a book or a series of books only to have some one steal all your ideas. In your word there would be nothing you could do about it.

    2. Re:Art is built of art which came before it by macshit · · Score: 1

      Lets say you spend years working on a book or a series of books only to have some one steal all your ideas. In your word there would be nothing you could do about it.

      Yeah! After all, Tolkien has only been dead for 37 years; he's clearly going to be furious.

      How dare popular culture embrace your ideas and make your language part of the common parlance!

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    3. Re:Art is built of art which came before it by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      It seems to me if you avoided tolkien artwork that the word hobbit as a fae creature is up for grabs since it had been used since 1584. From the wiki (hobbit (word)) entry... The text contains a long list of sprites and bogies, based on an older list, the Discovery of Witchcraft, dated 1584, with many additions and a few repetitions. The term hobbit is listed in the context of boggleboes, bogies, redmen, portunes, grants, hobbits, hobgoblins, brown-men, cowies, dunnies

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  37. Re:Zieg Heil! by erroneus · · Score: 2

    ...I was just thinking of how ironic it might be to be modded 'Troll...'

  38. Re:Zieg Heil! by erroneus · · Score: 2

    Trademark? Really? Does the owners of the Lord of the Rings franchise sell alcohol too? That's news to me. I wouldn't have for a moment suspected that much. Isn't the purpose of trademark supposed to defend a mark so that a similar, competing product or service doesn't get confused as another? It's kind of how Apple Computers prevailed against Apple Music... kind of.

  39. Re:Zieg Heil! by Genda · · Score: 4, Informative

    A bit of information friend... since we became a nation of the corporation, by the corporation and for the corporation... the government/corporations (they've effectively become one and the same) and the nations people are no longer on speaking terms. Americans are way more pissed off than you ever will be, because our corporations crap on the world weekly but they defecate on us here in the states every few seconds. Please feel free to club a CEO or two. You'll win friends and garner respect here in the states.

  40. Pull an H by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And put up an apostrophe, it will be pronounced the same in cockney.
    the `obbit

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    1. Re:Pull an H by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Hm... how about "The Saul Zaentz is a 'unt"?

    2. Re:Pull an H by Avoiderman · · Score: 2

      Except it is in Southampton. Not London.

    3. Re:Pull an H by Custard+Horse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is next to Scotland and London isn't it? Stratford, where Shakespeare came from, is in London is it not? The UK is such a small country - who can say where these places are - there is literally no way to clarify...

      I'm from the UK by the way, before anybody mistakes me for my cousins across the pond.

    4. Re:Pull an H by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      Could one technically not just put an accent on one of the vowels?

    5. Re:Pull an H by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      Stratford (In London) and Stratford-Upon-Avon (Not in London, where Shakespeare is from) are two different places entirely.

    6. Re:Pull an H by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      Also, I would have said I'm American if I were you, I wouldn't expect someone from the UK to make such a mistake ;)

    7. Re:Pull an H by Avoiderman · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I would have expected someone from the UK to get the sarcasm.

    8. Re:Pull an H by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I see what you're aiming for, but nobody drops initial Cs like that.

    9. Re:Pull an H by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      The fuck is sarcasm?

    10. Re:Pull an H by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      I know full well that Stratford in London and Stratford-upon-Avon are different places as I live in the latter.

      I was bemused and more than a little disappointed on the first day that I moved there not to be able to see the houses of parliament from even the tallest of structures.

      Alas, my newly purchased oyster card is of limited use...

  41. Zaphod's by SIR_Taco · · Score: 1

    Hope they never find any of the Zaphod Beeblebrox pubs in Ottawa... that would be a disaster (I have many fond memories in them, and none requiring a paper bag over my head)

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    1. Re:Zaphod's by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me, I never did try the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster...

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  42. How about Sosumi by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    or the Butthead Lawyer

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  43. Re:Zieg Heil! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I guess that sums up how people might confuse a pub with a movie. Bad decision making on the part of the pub.

  44. Well, I guess I need to suggest a name by Skapare · · Score: 1

    "The Land Shark Lair" would be my choice.

    In the mean time we need to work on establishing the culture of boycotting any and all commercial literature or other works that do things like this. Everyone of near childbearing age needs to make a lifelong commitment to never expose their children to any of Tolkien's works, and refuse to buy products from any company that licenses those works.

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  45. Vague by flimflammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I felt sorry for this pub until I actually went to the website. The summary would have you believe the big guys are trying to crush the little guys over a little innocent naming. Not so-- Visiting the website will immediately welcome you with faces and figures from the films, trademark and copyright infringement everywhere.

    I don't feel sorry for a pub that is trying to leech from the popularity of the source material and the films. Maybe it didn't start out that way, but that's what it appears to be now.

    1. Re:Vague by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It didn't start that way, the pub was there, using that name, long before the movies.

      I agree it's dumb/wrong of them to use film promo stuff on their flyers, however that's not what this suit is about (AFACIT), and the guy suing doesn't own any of that stuff. It is the name.

      I am biased because I used to live near there and drink there, it's a good place, and I think that the name should stay - The Hobbit was released in 1937 and is part of our culture now, it should be free for all to use. OTOH they definitely ought to cut that shit out with the flyers and use of film materials, assuming they don't have permission from whoever does own the copyright on those images, which is a pretty safe assumption to make.

    2. Re:Vague by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      I am with you on the problematic use of source material
      that is likely copyright.

      HOWEVER look at a handful of sports pubs on line and
      look for the club jerseys and colors in the background.
      Often there are autographed jerseys -- the uniform is
      covered by trademark and the signature real. The result
      is a collage of art and color that is pulled from the sport
      club franchise lock stock and barrel.

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  46. Look it up by wytten · · Score: 1

    Zaentz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
    Watch him or he'll rob you blind

  47. Re:Zieg Heil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was all for supporting this pub until I actually visited their website. Now I'm on the fence.

    On the one hand, it seems like a trashy place blatantly abusing Tolkien IP, but on the other hand, fuck Hollywood.

    I think I've decided to go with "Meh. Who gives a shit." on this one, guys.

  48. Here's an idea by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Rename it "The Precious".

  49. Blame the web designer by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you see that tiny little text at the bottom of the site? It reads:

    Site designed and built by frozendesigns.co.uk

    Perhaps the pub should be raising some hell with them. Specifically on why they don't seem to understand the concept of building web sites using only original and/or royalty free images.

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    1. Re:Blame the web designer by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the pub should be raising some hell with them. Specifically on why they don't seem to understand the concept of building web sites using only original and/or royalty free images.

      That, and the cheessy horse blinkers!

      So they can't even say that they are being sued by the narrowminded American movie industry...

  50. One more reason... by NIN1385 · · Score: 1

    One more reason that I will be boycotting* the movie industry until some shit really changes.

    *By boycotting, I do not mean pirating as that would only give them more fuel for their legal team's endless legal fire.

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  51. Here's an idea by MasseKid · · Score: 1

    Rename it "Fuck you, Holywood". I'm Serious. People will come because they hate the big establishment, it'll become a tourist attraction, and all the regulars will keep coming, and they get to stick it to the assholes.

  52. Re:Zieg Heil! by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's why they aren't suing the Other Change of Hobbit, a comic and SF&F store here in Berkeley.

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  53. Re:Zieg Heil! by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    Yeah on this point I have to agree. I wouldn't mind someone calling their pub the "Mos Eisley Cantina" but if you had screenshots out of the films on your website advertising your products... Mmm... that's where you've overstepped "lovable reference" and just gotten into full blown copyright infringement.

  54. Please explain the law by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    I have two problems with this:

    1. Years ago when i bought my copies of the Hobbit and the Ring series, there was a message on the back from J.R.R.T. himself, saying in effect that he had let the books slip out of copyright, but he thought it would be a nice thing if you bought the version that he had negotiated with the publishers rather than an "unauthorized" version. So what happened to change this?

    My understanding of copyright law was that you could absolutely not copyright a title. So if the pub is only using the name "The Hobbit" and isn't displaying pictures of Hobbits from any source tied to the books or movies, just what is their legal claim?

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    1. Re:Please explain the law by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Did you really manage to sleep through the previous forty years of development in intellectual property law? To answer your questions, the Berne Convention, and trademarks.

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  55. Re:Zieg Heil! by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    She might do well asking the ACLU to sue her persecutors.

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  56. Re:Zieg Heil! by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

    Even if it is an American company, the courts would follow English law.

  57. Re:Zieg Heil! by alienzed · · Score: 4, Informative

    Thanks for that, all this time I was thinking:"Big bully Hollywood using lawyers for no good." Then I went to the site, that sort of looks like a Lord of the Rings fan club and thought:"Ah, shameless copyright infringement, nevermind."

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  58. Re:The grasping Jew knows no limits by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    To the extent that any effect exists, a pub named "Hobbit" would probably help the business of the Hollywood Corp. This is pure assholery, and the legal threat harms the franchise.

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  59. Re:The grasping Jew knows no limits by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy suing is a dick for sure, but ffs stop being a racist/anti-semite. Such comments are vastly more douchy than the crap that Mr Zaentz is pulling. Thinking that those of the Jewish faith have a monopoly on money-grubbing shows an immature world view - plenty of races and religions are just as avaricious.

  60. Re:Zieg Heil! by chrismcb · · Score: 1

    It IS a timely fashion, seeing as how the movie hasn't come out yet. This is about movie merchandising, not the book. I'm not saying it is right.

  61. Almost a good point by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

    It seems Zaentz, has this covered. He filed a trademark in 2011 which covers this line of business. So, he's nice and timely. Had the bar owners trademarked their drinks 20 years ago, they'd be fine now. But "Whosover files first wins", in trademark law.

    1. Re:Almost a good point by julesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      But "Whosover files first wins", in trademark law.

      Erm, no. Usage prior to registration is a defence against trademark infrinement, at least in the UK. http://www.inbrief.co.uk/intellectual-property/defences-to-trademark-infringement.htm

  62. Re:Zieg Heil! by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 1

    I doubt that the ACLU involves itself much in British cases.

  63. Alternatively by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    They could offer to buy the pub instead, then they could go nuts with using LOTR & Hobbit imagery for the advertising of the pub.

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  64. Re:Zieg Heil! by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 2

    It's one thing to tell them to take down material using stills from the films, which is a perfectly reasonable course of action. Forcing them to change their name/menu or go out of business is disproportionate.

  65. "There was a lawsuit back in the day..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not to mention what was done to Dennis McKiernan.

    Eventually, of course, every word in the english language will be trademarked, copyrighted (in perpetuity for Disney) and patented. We will no more be able to speak or write than a farmer is allowed to save his seed.

    But I'm an optimist. I believe that before we reach the point of a DRM DNA being inserted into our brains, there will be lawyers at the bottom of the ocean. And even, perhaps, the odd titan of industry.

    1. Re:"There was a lawsuit back in the day..." by metacell · · Score: 1

      A farmer is still allowed to save his seed. In fact, it may soon become the only allowed method of contraception.

  66. Re:how about by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    What's worrying is that there are a lot of pubs in England with "funny" names, which means that if one falls then there may be a massive amount of required name changes. Soon Disney will go after The Fat Duck since it infringes on their properties.

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  67. Re:Zieg Heil! by Aryden · · Score: 1

    I'd be more upset that they paid a company for such a shitty design...

  68. Bollocks by matunos · · Score: 1

    C'mon, they've got likenesses of the film
    actors all over the place. How did they think they wouldn't get sued? Maybe if they weren't passing around cards with Cate Blanchett as Galadrial, the main cast on their menus, and lord knows what else, they'd have continued to fly under the radar. How they've escaped the ire of The Tolkien family themselves is beyond me.

    Also, the article only says they've been told to stop using the characters, it's not
    clear they have to change the name of the joint ("The Hobbit" was a title, not one of the characters).

  69. Re:an outrage! by matunos · · Score: 1

    there is no connection between a bar called "The Hobbit" and the book or the movie of the same name

    You can't honestly believe that can you? Did you watch the video?

  70. AGAIN with the prior art! by Anachragnome · · Score: 2

    AGAIN with the prior art!

    From Wikipedia on "Hobbit":(debate away!)

    "Evidence of earlier use

    The only source known today that makes reference to hobbits in any sort of historical context is the Denham Tracts by Michael Aislabie Denham. More specifically, it appears in the Denham Tracts, edited by James Hardy, (London: Folklore Society, 1895), vol. 2, the second part of a two-volume set compiled from Denham's publications between 1846 and 1859.

    The text contains a long list of sprites and bogies, based on an older list, the Discovery of Witchcraft, dated 1584, with many additions and a few repetitions. The term hobbit is listed in the context of

            boggleboes, bogies, redmen, portunes, grants, hobbits, hobgoblins, brown-men, cowies, dunnies

    In the December 2003 Oxford English Dictionary newsletter, in the "Words of Choice" section, the following appears:

            4. hobbit â" J. R. R. Tolkien modestly claimed not to have coined this word, although the Supplement to the OED credited him with the invention of it in the absence of further evidence. It seems, however, that Tolkien was right to be cautious. It has since turned up in one of those 19th-century folklore journals, in a list of long-forgotten words for fairy-folk or little people. It seems likely that Tolkien, with his interest in folklore, read this and subconsciously registered the name, reviving it many years later in his most famous character. [Editor's note: although revision of the OED's entry for hobbit will of course take this evidence for earlier use into account, it does not yet appear in the online version of the entry.] "

    1. Re:AGAIN with the prior art! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You do realise that prior art is a factor in patent cases, not copyright cases, right? The defences against being sued for copyright infringement are 1) I didn't do it, 2) it's covered by fair use*, or 3) you don't own the copyright (and/or it's in the public domain), piss off.

      (* if such a thing exists in your jurisdiction; I believe that it does not here in the UK, but of course IANAL)

  71. Re:an outrage! by korean.ian · · Score: 1

    Or at least that Peter Jackson was bussing tables or shaking his fat ass in a g-string.

    This is where that "-1 nauseous" moderation would come in useful....

  72. Re:Zieg Heil! by FireFury03 · · Score: 2

    Even if it is an American company, the courts would follow English law.

    Wouldn't be too sure, it seems the norm for british nationals to be groundlessly extradited to the US... Basically, the US says "extradite this person" and the UK seems to say "ok" no matter what.

  73. Re:Zieg Heil! by julesh · · Score: 1

    +1

    This, despite the fact that the Other Change of Hobbit *is* operating in a field that could be considered by some to be confusingly similar. And the fact that you can't copyright a title, so only trademarks could possibly apply here, and nobody is suggesting that the trademark on the name "Hobbit" has in any way expired or is otherwise invalid.

  74. ...it's my local! by apodyopsis · · Score: 2

    Well one of them, I generally prefer the Shooting Star - about 200 yards further down the hill these days (as it has a better pool table). Over twenty years I have been drinking at the Hobbit. Last night a group of my friends all gathered there for a drink in the mistaken belief they could do something about this.

    I don't think anybody is going to argue the film is not infringing copyright, even in the early 90s there were posters of illustrations from the book on the walls. They introduced a range of cocktails based on characters in the books (Gimli, Legolas and so on). When the films were introduced they brought in pictures from the films and hung them on the walls. They make "The Hobbit" T-Shirts. They have a life size statue of Aragorn from the movies in there. So discussions on the "hobbit" being an English word and prior art are irrelevent - they have posters and paintings from the film and book in there.

    The point is that they have been called The Hobbit for a very long time and this lawsuit has popped up only because of the new film coming out. And SZC has probably been trawling the net looking for targets, I think that after the first trilogy films came and went and there was no mention of it there was an assumption things would remain the same for ever - I do remember a conversation at the time about copyright and the name of the pub. Among my friends there is a huge amount of anger about this because The Hobbit has been a bit of an institution in the alternative/student scene in Southampton as long as anybody can remember.

    Having said that - nobody believes that anything they can do will change this and there are probably already re-branding plans on the horizon. The best possible outcome now is that they use the massive publicity to their advantage and choose a similar style of name - I have heard "The Camelot" mentioned as a possible option (and I don't think anybody can claim copyright over the Arthurian legends). Stella - the landlady - is not an idiot, I'm sure she's looking at all options. But from a legal case it's pretty clear where the law stands and there is no fighting that.

  75. Middle Earth Tavern by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

    should i be warning the landlord at my local? the middle earth tavern in whitby.

  76. Google Maps Street View by Tanaka · · Score: 1

    http://g.co/maps/9exvb

  77. prior street art? by crimperman · · Score: 1

    Like others here I started to lose sympathy for the pub owners when I saw they had used images from the movies in their publicity and were clearly trading on a Tolkien-based theme. However I wonder whether those suing will be asking the residents of this Essex town to change their addresses: plenty of names and places from Tolkien's Midd-earth in there (no Hobbit though) ;) I have friends who live in Gandalf's Ride and whenever I visit I always think it must be cool to put one of these roads down as your address.

  78. Oh no... by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    It might not be long until they find the one named for a specific character here in my area. The first floor has the pub called "The Green Dragon" and they carry a nice long list of exotic beers; the top floor is a nicely decorated restaurant area. I was just there on Sunday with the buds. I hope it does not succumb to the lawyers.

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  79. Re:Zieg Heil! by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    Yeah. The Bilbo Baggins is the one I was talking about. Their Bilbo burger with the english muffin bun is priceless. All their food is top quality and so are the beers. So if they get sued they would have to prove they referenced the public domain Ace edition?

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  80. Bilbo Baggins by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    I take my wife there periodically for brunch (Elevensies or Second Breakfast?).

    I like their pasta Carbonarra, they also have a wine tasting bar, but I've never been in that side of the building.

    The Menu has some little black and white line drawings of trees and such that remind you of the shire a bit, but aside from that, there is nothing Tolkein infringing going on there. Maybe one of the salads has has a Hobbit name.

  81. Re:Zieg Heil! by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if the book is in the public domain or not since this isn't (just) about copyright. Trademarks last for as long as the owner continues to use and defend them.

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  82. Re:Zieg Heil! by sgbett · · Score: 2

    Spoken like true war-mongering bully.

    Throw a bit of religious fundamentalism in there and you will be totally setting a good example for all those nasty islamic terrorists....

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  83. Hobbit Cafe in Houston, TX by j-tull · · Score: 1

    I hope this never happens to the Hobbit Cafe in Houston, TX http://www.myhobbitcafe.com/. They've been going since 1972 -- LONG before the movies made everyone cash crazy.

  84. The Butthole Director Pub by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    I seem recall that Carl Sagan got some sand in his vagina after sending a C&D to some scientific team for naming their project the "Sagan." So they renamed it to "Butthole Astronomer". Think he sued them for defamation. I'm guessing he lost. Then he died. So yah I'd name it that, and nail the "Change your name or we'll sue" notice to the wall.

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    1. Re:The Butthole Director Pub by simplexion · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan

      In 1994, engineers at Apple Computer code-named the Power Macintosh 7100 "Carl Sagan" in the hope that Apple would make "billions and billions" with the sale of the PowerMac 7100.[4] The name was only used internally, but Sagan was concerned that it would become a product endorsement and sent Apple a cease and desist letter. Apple complied, but engineers retaliated by changing the internal codename to "BHA" for "Butt-Head Astronomer".[64][65] Sagan then sued Apple for libel, a form of defamation, in federal court. The court granted Apple's motion to dismiss Sagan's claims and opined in dicta that a reader aware of the context would understand Apple was "clearly attempting to retaliate in a humorous and satirical way", and that "It strains reason to conclude that Defendant was attempting to criticize Plaintiff's reputation or competency as an astronomer. One does not seriously attack the expertise of a scientist using the undefined phrase 'butt-head'."[64][66] Sagan then sued for Apple's original use of his name and likeness, but again lost.[67] Sagan appealed the ruling.[67] In November 1995, an out of court settlement was reached and Apple's office of trademarks and patents released a conciliatory statement that "Apple has always had great respect for Dr. Sagan. It was never Apple's intention to cause Dr. Sagan or his family any embarrassment or concern."

  85. Re:Call it the Bobbit by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea, but if only the pub sheds most of the gratuitous LotR's imagery they're using as well. They're really unabashedly using it.
    OTOH, I always felt that creates good public relations for the IP's owners, keeping their IP in the public eye and letting others participate in it - it's like free advertising.. that works both ways.

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  86. Suing Dictionaries - Already Happenning by Elixon · · Score: 2

    You would be surprised - but yes. It is normal.

    My sister has entered the lawsuit with Mad Dog Athletics because she uses the word "Aerospinning"... and MDA happened to have trademarked the word "spinning(R)". During the course of hearings it turned out that MDA lawyers in Czech Republic were sending threatening letters to publishers of Czech-English dictionaries demanding either
    a) Removing the trademarked word "spinning" from the dictionary
    b) Accompanying the word "spinning" with "TM" and their name as respective trademark owners.

    You would be surprised but publishers are just publishers making their living out of books and nobody is really interested in having legal battle with some US companies because of one word... We know at least about 3 dictionaries that surrendered to their demands and removed the word "spinning" from Czech-English dictionary.

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  87. Saul Zaentz... by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    is the same douche who locked up the Creedence Clearwater name and songs to the point where John Fogerty got out of the music business until his contract with them expired.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Zaentz

    Zaentz then sued Fogerty for infringing on his own song with 'The old man is down the Road' (and lost thank gawd)

    FWIW I saw Fogerty at Outside Lands last summer and he still tears it up after all this time -plus, now he plays the Creedence songs again now that the rights have reverted.

    -I'm just sayin'

  88. Re:Pull an H - 'Ampshire 'Og - this works by footnmouth · · Score: 1

    To be fair though, I frequented this pub as a teenager (so a weird thing to be reading about it on Slashdot) and it's in Hampshire where we don't pronounce our 'H's anyway so that could work. It's basically therefore in The Shire as well.... Though I remember it more populated with Orcs than fair maidens...

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  89. It is a bar so add a bar. by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    It is a bar so add a bar to the sign
    as any mathematical text book would demonstrate
    that the bar is notation for something unique and
    not the same as without the bar. In some cases NOT.

    Students would know that it did not refer
    to the Hobbit and would also appreciate
    the apparent double entendre of the BAR
    (macron).

    Others might paint over the word THE
    and replace it with NE or a ~ to negate
    Hobbit.... Or even "Not the Hobbit".
    Then repaint the hat to be a Tam o' Shanter.

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  90. wobbit by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

    Just change the name to Wobbit. Or Habbit.

  91. 75 years old... by simplexion · · Score: 1

    and still under copyright. Well done. Only 20 more years and it is out of copyright! Yay... go the stupidity that is current copyright lengths.

    1. Re:75 years old... by fellip_nectar · · Score: 1

      Or... Only 17 more years until they pass a law extending the copyright for a further 50 years.

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  92. Re:Zieg Heil! by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    So based on your logic, selling Apple iPhone branded gas stoves are legal in the USA.....

  93. Re:Zieg Heil! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    What language is that supposed to be?

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