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Facebook Asserts Trademark On "Book" In New User Agreement

jbrodkin writes "Facebook is trying to expand its trademark rights over the word 'book' by adding the claim to a newly revised version of its 'Statement of Rights and Responsibilities,' the agreement all users implicitly consent to by using or accessing Facebook. The company has registered trademarks over its name and many variations of it, but not on the word 'book.' By inserting the trademark claim into the Facebook user agreement, the company hopes to bolster its standing in lawsuits against sites that incorporate the word 'book.'"

197 comments

  1. First book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First book

    1. Re:First book by Quartus486 · · Score: 2

      Are you sure you were the first to book that one?

    2. Re:First book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First book

      Book off!

    3. Re:First book by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Book him Danno!

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  2. I trademarked "first" first. by ehack · · Score: 0

    I trademarked "first" first.

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  3. Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another fine attempt by corporate America to stretch the law using stupidity.

    1. Re:Book this! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you may be onto something deeper than you may expect. I am becoming to believe that this behavior is really a side effect of our runaway copyright/trademark/patent system, but also the nature of statutes.

      No reasonable person would accept 'book' as a copyright/mark. The word as it stands alone is indicative of anything specific. But since the bounds on in this ears seem to be keep getting stretched and morphed, as well as less than stellar protections for individual/fair use, this is what to expect.

      However, the pitfall of statute is that if you leave the language too broad you catch things you didn't intend, if you iterate every possibility you can think of there are always loopholes. There is a reason why many statutes are 'vague', and why we have a judicial system, but its a mess either way.

      That being said, I really would like to see tome tightening up of both law and legal action on unethical/illegal clauses in user agreements. Perhaps with some penalties. If a clause is generally known prohibit legal action, and that action is a right that cannot be waived, then putting it in an agreement should carry a penalty for attempt to defraud.

    2. Re:Book this! by sauge · · Score: 1

      Guess I will just have to start facebuch.com in like, some Caribbean island or something. Damn those patent/copyright laws (shaking fist with furious look on face - oh sh!t - can I use "face" or did they patent/copyright that too?)

      The way the US government is going broke at so many levels (NYC is considering tolls on bicycle riders) - I can certainly see some "fines" coming down the road for at least illegal clauses in contracts.

    3. Re:Book this! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      I kind of understand it though, but Facebook is probably carrying it too far. As I understand, they aren't taking complete ownership of the word book, but stopping other social media sites that would use parts of their name in their own sites, which is unimaginitive anyway. Imagine if Pinterest was Pinbook, it would have been a cheap cop-out that tries to ride on another business' name, and dilute the value of Facebook's trademark.

      If Facebook is hunting down non-social media sites, then that would be bad, but I haven't seen that happen.

    4. Re:Book this! by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone needs to register both fuckbook.com and fuckfacebook.com. I suggest we stop calling it "facebook" and simply refer to both it and Mark Zuckerberg as "fuckface."

      I'm glad I never signed up. Fuck facebook, and fuck Mark Fuckerberg.

    5. Re:Book this! by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      If this ever came to court, most of Facebook's EUA would be thrown-out just as most of Paypal's EUA was thrown-out by the judge. (Who then ordered paypal to refund the money it had stolen from its customers.) You cannot sign-away your legally-protected rights.

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    6. Re:Book this! by omglolbah · · Score: 2

      It is a .com so it is still under american law regardless of where it is hosted.

      As seen by recent domain grabs by the american government.

      Hell, a brit is is being put on a fucking plane to the US to stand trial even though his only connection to the case in the US seems to be that the domain he used was a .com... sigh.

    7. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is explicitly farting to the face of people!

    8. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckbook already exists as a would-be adult dating site, doesn't it?

    9. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Facebook in the face!

    10. Re:Book this! by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      I think that you are describing a trait of written law governments as opposed to common law. As a matter of course, the theory of common law is that the government does not have the right to create law, but only the right to declare and order natural law. The US used to be, and nominally still is, a common law government. But in fact, ever since the beginning, we have been increasingly of a written law nature, so that now we are indistinguishable from a written law system.

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    11. Re:Book this! by Briareos · · Score: 1

      *cough*

      np: Wiley - Money Man (Evolve Or Be Extinct (Disc 1))

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    12. Re:Book this! by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Kinda makes me wonder what will happen when most of these unsavory websites wisen up and stop using .coms.

      I'm starting to see more domain hacks (made-up example, "funga.me") and outright foreign domains for stuff that might be considered illegal or unsavory content. It's a smart move, really, all things considered. There's not really anything all that special about .com anymore.

      I also wonder... well, let's say a site has a .com and they buy, Idunno, a .it domain. The .com now only contains a redirect to the .it. Does the US have any standing over the contents of the stuff hosted on the .it domain simply because the .com links to it?

      .com may very well end up being abandoned altogether by any websites doing stuff the States doesn't like.

    13. Re:Book this! by Lobachevsky · · Score: 1

      How dare you infringe on my trademarks of facebucks and starbook!

    14. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never signed up? Too bad, you're missing out on a lot of (tagged) pictures of yourself.

    15. Re:Book this! by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      They've already moved away from .com domains in droves.

    16. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckbook already exists and is exactly what you suppose it to be.

    17. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That being said, I really would like to see tome tightening..."

      I just have to know if that was an intentional misspelling.

      Time to trademark FaceTome.

    18. Re:Book this! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      So if I decide to allow people to create accounts and talk about my books on patriotsbooks.com (when the site goes live), I'm probably in violation of their rules. And even if they don't decide to go after me for doing so, the fact that they could do so makes it an unacceptably risky proposition to remain a member of Facebook.

      Hint: every author in the world is looking at these rules and deciding whether to leave Facebook forever at this moment.

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    19. Re:Book this! by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      I'm going to deliberately descend into foul language for this comment, because it's the only language that expresses my feelings on this adequately... what a bunch of mother-fucking arseholes, they can go bite my matte, non-metallic arse.

    20. Re:Book this! by HomerJ · · Score: 1

      Billy Ripkin already has that trademarked...

      *context
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ripkenffcard.jpg

    21. Re:Book this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Facebook is a fail and has become the new AOL, maybe we need a fAOLbook.com.

    22. Re:Book this! by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      There actually are sites called http://failbook.com/ and http://lamebook.com/ that highlight "the worst of Facebook". Many hours of mirth and entertainment while you laugh at your fellow humans.

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    23. Re:Book this! by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > If Facebook is hunting down non-social media sites, then that would be bad, but I haven't seen that happen.

      This has happened before in the tech world, in hardware. Back in the late 1970's and early 1980's, before the IBM PC popularized the Intel 8088 cpu, Zilog GMBH dominated personal computing with the Zilog 8000 cpu, which was commonly known as the "Z80". Their lawyers went after almost anything computer-related that was named Z-something. Did Apple's lawyers go after every i-something?

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    24. Re:Book this! by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      No reasonable person would accept 'book' as a copyright/mark.

      No reasonable person would accept a common word, like ohh "word" (or "windows") as a trademark...
      Ohh wait, they do, they can, because it has NOTHING to do with copyright. And everything to do with what a trademark is all about. You trademark a phrase or a word or an image, and you use it in relation to your business. It doesn't prevent people from using the same word. It doesn't prevent people from using the word in other areas. but it prevents your competitors from using the word or phrase.

    25. Re:Book this! by thereitis · · Score: 1

      Those sites are to Facebook as dailywtf is to coding. Nice!

    26. Re:Book this! by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Trademark is about if its clear what the consumer is getting. There is no doubt that a web site called Pinbook can be confused with facebook, it is not diluting anything.

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  4. Yeah well Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you can just suck on my Headbook, if you catch my drift.

  5. IMHO by VMaN · · Score: 1

    They should have ALL their trademarks invalidated by shenanigans like this. BOO!

    1. Re:IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful... you almost spelled BOOK. ..Oh damn, now I'm gonna get sued cuz I did....

  6. Sounds like... by neo8750 · · Score: 2, Informative

    When Microsoft tried to paten "windows"

    1. Re:Sounds like... by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Informative

      They had to settle for Microsoft Windows. Bethesda claims that Scrolls is effectively trademarked when Notch attempted to make a game called scrolls. Bethesda was afraid a digital card game might get confused for Elder Scrolls. Notch settled, however, and had to agree to not use Scroll for sequels and to respect the "Trademark". Look at the transformers. There are many named Autobot ____ and Decipticon _____ to get around being unable to trademark "Ratchet". While thinking about the Japanese, Godzilla vs Destroyah pronounced Destroyer. That is because they either couldn't or didn't want to bother trying to trademark Destroyer. Spelling change, same pronounciation. Boom, protected. Same with that 80s cartoon, Jem. They wanted to use just M, but wanted to protect the name.

      Nothing new to this field. Nothing limited to computers. It has been going on for decades. Looking precedent, I expect this to get overturned.

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    2. Re:Sounds like... by icebraining · · Score: 4, Informative

      s/paten/trademark/

    3. Re:Sounds like... by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 2

      They had to settle for Microsoft Windows.

      That made me think of the Lindows case and them renaming it to Linspire, but you're right -- the renaming occurred because Microsoft paid them off, not because Microsoft won the suit (Microsoft lost).

    4. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thx for fixing that. It was very early and well fuck its still early

    5. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iKnow, what company would stoop to such iLow level?

    6. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A bit worse even than that. It's like Microsoft inserted into the Windows EULA that you agreed that "Windows" was a trademark owned by them and that you would not use it without their permission. Suddenly it becomes a relevant question how many times whoever seeks to invalidate this has started Windows. A trademark lawyer who continues to use Facebook from this point may put his potential clients at risk.

    7. Re:Sounds like... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Sci-Fi -> SyFy.

    8. Re:Sounds like... by ExploHD · · Score: 1

      The trademark for that was "Sci-Fi Channel"

    9. Re:Sounds like... by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > Same with that 80s cartoon, Jem. They wanted
      > to use just M, but wanted to protect the name.

      Ian Fleming's estate would probably have sued. The head of "MI6" was referred to as "M" in the James Bond novels http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_(James_Bond)

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    10. Re:Sounds like... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Microsoft never tried to PATENT "windows." The tried to trademark it. Completely different thing. They aren't the same. They aren't related. Trademarks generally actually work, and aren't a bad thing. (well copyrights and patents aren't exactly bad either, but there issues. copyrights are too long, patents given too freely) trademarks are a different beast. They cost money, they aren't given out willy nilly. They don't confer a monopoly, they don't last a lifetime. AND you have to actively defend your trademark or you can lose it. That means you can't be a "trademark troll."

  7. Trademark trademark by wvczombie · · Score: 2

    I would like to trademark the word trademark, please.

  8. Attempted monopoly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is Facebook attempting to gain a monopoly on Faceplant?

  9. woah by Tom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

    "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall), or any confusingly similar marks, except as expressly permitted by our Brand Usage Guidelines or with our prior written permission."

    Notice something? Yes, this goes far beyond what the trademark laws actually cover. According to trademark law, a trademark is specific. Meaning I could very well name something entirely unrelated that they don't produce and that has no potential of confusion "facebook". Say, a sausage.

    Their statement contains no limitations whatsoever. Legally speaking, if you're a builder and you have a FB account, you now need to get FB's permission for your work, because you agreed to not use the word "Wall" without their permission. Or, according to #6 of their Brand Usage Guidelines, if you have a business with the word "Book" in it, say "Freddie's Used Books", you have to rename.

    I understand their intentions, they want to have an easier time fighting copycats like, say, Mugbook or Assbook or Pornbook - but like lawyers do, they cast the net as wide as possible. But this is ridiculous.

    IANAL, but I do have business experience reading and interpreting legal texts.

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    1. Re:woah by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

      "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall), or any confusingly similar marks, except as expressly permitted by our Brand Usage Guidelines or with our prior written permission."

      I guess Lady Gaga has to close her Facebook page, or re-record Poker Face.

    2. Re:woah by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

      "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall)

      IANAL either, but I note that they're not claiming that "by accepting this agreement you agree that Book (etc.) is our trademark and yadda yadda....", i.e. they're not actively requiring the user to accept or directly agree with the assertion that they own those trademarks.

      It may be argued that by implication the user is accepting this anyway, but I'm not convinced. If that isn't the case, then does including the assertion in the user agreement give it any more strength than claiming elsewhere that they own those trademarks?

      What the implication is of this would be though, I don't know.

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    3. Re:woah by geekmux · · Score: 2

      Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

      "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall), or any confusingly similar marks, except as expressly permitted by our Brand Usage Guidelines or with our prior written permission."

      Notice something? Yes, this goes far beyond what the trademark laws actually cover. According to trademark law, a trademark is specific. Meaning I could very well name something entirely unrelated that they don't produce and that has no potential of confusion "facebook". Say, a sausage.

      Their statement contains no limitations whatsoever. Legally speaking, if you're a builder and you have a FB account, you now need to get FB's permission for your work, because you agreed to not use the word "Wall" without their permission. Or, according to #6 of their Brand Usage Guidelines, if you have a business with the word "Book" in it, say "Freddie's Used Books", you have to rename.

      I understand their intentions, they want to have an easier time fighting copycats like, say, Mugbook or Assbook or Pornbook - but like lawyers do, they cast the net as wide as possible. But this is ridiculous.

      IANAL, but I do have business experience reading and interpreting legal texts.

      Lawyers may try and cast that net far and wide, but there's something else to really look for. If they are allowed to proceed into the courtroom with this type of legal verbiage over ridiculously common terms in use all over society today. It'll be interesting to see the first "Wall" lawsuit from the people who brought you The Wall (Pink Floyd), or perhaps going back even farther, the Great Wall. China vs. Facebook. There's an interesting court battle. "Poke"? C'mon. I was using the "POKE" Applesoft BASIC command over 25 years ago.

      Then again, if their verbiage used above goes "far beyond" current trademark law, then what real threat is it? Anything written up in a contract or EULA that is basically either illegal or unenforceable I would think becomes rather null and void (IANAL either, grain of salt issued). Again, if they are allowed to proceed with such written arrogance that extends beyond current law, it says volumes about our legal system and just how corrupt it really is.

    4. Re:woah by boarder8925 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [T]hey're not actively requiring the user to accept or directly agree with the assertion that they own those trademarks.

      Let's have another look at the quote in question:

      You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall), or any confusingly similar marks, except as expressly permitted by our Brand Usage Guidelines or with our prior written permission.

      They use the phrase "our copyrights or trademarks," and immediately after that phrase, they have a list of terms. They are saying that they own the "copyrights or trademarks" for or to those terms. They say that "You will not use" said terms unless your use of said terms agrees with them, either by way of their guidelines or their written permission. When you sign an agreement, you are agreeing to what that agreement says. By signing Facebook's new agreement, you are agreeing that "book" and "wall" are two of their "copyrights or trademarks."

      Now for my disclaimer: I am also not a lawyer. But (to me) the way Facebook has worded the paragraph or section in question makes it clear that they're doing what the headline says they're doing.

    5. Re:woah by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 5, Informative

      That carries no legal weight. The fact of a copyright is something determined by law, not by "agreement". You are not bound to obey copyright on the force of having "agreed" something is under copyright, you are bound by whether a work actually fulfills the requirements set forth by whatever applicable copyright law is in effect.

    6. Re:woah by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      They use the phrase "our copyrights or trademarks," and immediately after that phrase, they have a list of terms. They are saying that they own the "copyrights or trademarks" for or to those terms. They say that "You will not use" said terms unless your use of said terms agrees with them, either by way of their guidelines or their written permission. When you sign an agreement, you are agreeing to what that agreement says. By signing Facebook's new agreement, you are agreeing that "book" and "wall" are two of their "copyrights or trademarks."

      I'm not convinced by this. They say that "you will not use our copyrights or trademarks", which is quite clear- for things that *are* clearly their copyrights and trademarks.

      Let's assume for a second that the list included the word "Atari". It's clear-cut that they don't own that trademark. Therefore, the clause when applied to "Atari" would clearly be predicated on false information and (I doubt) applicable. (*)

      It may be argued that "book" is or isn't their trademark, but if it clearly is, then the clause probably applies and if it clearly isn't, then it almost certainly won't(?) If it's not clear either way, and the case is to be established by use, then because the user is not being required to actively agree that Facebook owns the trademark, I'm not convinced that it bolsters their use claim (to "book") in itself.

      They probably want to strengthen their claim by making it in as many places as possible, but I'm not sure that the user is actually agreeing to this.

      Of course, neither of us are lawyers, and the law doesn't necessarily work in the way that we might think it would (or should), so this discussion is really just intellectual masturbation(!)

      (*) Might be different if it was used in an agreement relating to use of competitor's trademarks on their site or elsewhere- I don't know. But that would have nothing to do with bolstering their ownership of it. .

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    7. Re:woah by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      The user agreement doesn't trump local law. Facebook can go do a Faceplant in a pile of FaceCrap.

      Why don't facebook users walk away? Because they are too insecure to:

      Facebook a big hit with narcissists: study

      A new study of Canadian university students suggests Facebook is a magnet for narcissists and people with low self-esteem.

      Participants who were deemed narcissistic, and others shown to have low self-esteem, spent more time on the massively popular social-networking website, the York University research found.

      Researcher Soraya Mehdizadeh also found that these people use Facebook as a means of self-promotion.

      Just get the email addresses of the people you really want to stay in contact with, then disable your account.

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    8. Re:woah by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I understand their intentions, they want to have an easier time fighting copycats like, say, Mugbook or Assbook or Pornbook

      But isn't the point that they shouldn't be able to fight them on the basis of trademark? Owing to their DIFFERENT NAMES, I know they're not fucking Facebook.

    9. Re:woah by beaverdownunder · · Score: 1

      There's been a poke command on IRC bots forever too (and I think maybe even in MajorBBS chat even earlier).

      Anyhow, the threat here is they can ban you from Facebook. Sadly, for many Facebook users, this is a weighty incentive to comply.

    10. Re:woah by msobkow · · Score: 1

      As general law and contracts don't get to dictate to the controlling segments of the government which terms are acceptable as trademarks or patents, I don't really understand what they're trying to accomplish.

      To me it sounds like writing into a building sales contract that the facility is to be sold on the understanding that it's sale is with the intent of operation as a bar. While that in itself might seem a reasonable conditional clause on a property sale, what Zuckerberg and his minions are trying to do is to use the sales contract itself to grant the liquor license.

      This kind of legal shystering should result in some sort of charges for attempting to subvert US, Canadian, and international law regarding trademarks and patents. As a penalty, the trademark over "Facebook" itself should be rescinded just to teach the bastards a lesson on how not to manipulate the legal system.

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    11. Re:woah by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Or maybe there's some sort of "author's guild" that can sue them for attempting to subvert THEIR "trademark". :P

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    12. Re:woah by runningduck · · Score: 1

      Does this meant that if I never had a Facebook account that I retain the right to use *book as a trademark?

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    13. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple solution: delete your Facebook account and this won't apply to you.

      Facebook and Apple are blatantly exploiting contracts, copyright, trademark, and patent laws yet everyone continues to use them. Stop using/buying their products and maybe they'll get the hint.

    14. Re:woah by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Because as our government progresses in insanity, what was nonsense yesterday results in the gulags tomorrow. That's why the concern.

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    15. Re:woah by xigxag · · Score: 1

      My feeling is that it is similar to the FBI Anti-Piracy Warning being at the front of every video. Piracy is still illegal whether or not there's an FBI Anti-Piracy Warning at the front of the video, so it doesn't have to be there. But by placing it in an unskippable chapter, the IP rights holder precludes the possibility of someone asserting the defense of "I didn't know" to a sympathetic jury. Similarly, by reiterating their already existing rights in their EUA, Facebook is preventing people from saying they had no idea they needed permission to steal their trademarks, which is already actionable whether or not they get you to agree to it.

      And keep in mind that, for the words where there trademark is legitimate, they don't have a blanket ownership of the word, but one based upon a certain trademark classes. Parse their language carefully: Contrary to what you are asserting, they don't attempt to forbid people from using the word "wall" without permission, only the trademark "wall." As a builder, you would not normally have a conflict with "wall" as a Facebook trademark in the ordinary course of business. That doesn't begin to pass the laugh test.

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    16. Re:woah by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      they want to have an easier time fighting copycats like, say, Mugbook or Assbook or Pornbook

      Then maybe they should have picked a more unique name. Branding is, after all, a part of marketing. The lawyers should have considered this when determining their brand.

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    17. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

      "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall)

      IANAL either, but I note that they're not claiming that "by accepting this agreement you agree that Book (etc.) is our trademark and yadda yadda....", i.e. they're not actively requiring the user to accept or directly agree with the assertion that they own those trademarks.

      It may be argued that by implication the user is accepting this anyway, but I'm not convinced. If that isn't the case, then does including the assertion in the user agreement give it any more strength than claiming elsewhere that they own those trademarks?

      What the implication is of this would be though, I don't know.

      So, I can't ask someone to help me paint my wall, read a book, read my face, or poke anything?

    18. Re:woah by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Just get the email addresses of the people you really want to stay in contact with, then disable your account.

      But, sadly, email is dying among certain populations. I have friends where the only ways to actually communicate with them is via Facebook or text. Actually the vast majority of my non-nerd friends have pretty much stopped using email for any sustained communications.

      Also... If, in a perfect world, I managed to get all my friends to use email, how are we going to replicate the useful functionality of Facebook (what little of it there is)? Do I get them all to set up some enterprise solution for calendar and and schedule sharing? Do I just relegate all the (admittedly mostly useless) status updates to huge amounts of mailbox spam, moving it from a format where I can completely ignore it until I'm suitably bored or chastised?

      I'm not saying I like Facebook, either the site or the company, but it is somewhat useful. Is this utility worth the problems? That is probably an individual call, I think it is, at least until something better comes along. Most of its faults can be mitigated by using common sense. Don't post stupid things, and don't post personal things. Guard any information that you don't want out there. And communicate with your "friends" about what content about you, you are uncomfortable with them sharing. All of this is common sense, and all of it pretty much 100% mitigates the problems with Facebook.

      Further, I don't walk away because I would loose contact with tons of people who would never walk away, or communicate without Facebook. It is so pervasive that Facebook messaging has actually replaced email (and increasingly SMS) among people of a certain age or peer group. So either I get to be a smug, antisocial loser with a fleeting moral high ground, or I get to be uneasily happy with my friends in the belly of the beast. Point me to a real alternative, where I get to keep the best of both worlds? Or should I ditch friends because they aren't as tech savvy, or flexible as me?

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    19. Re:woah by Tom · · Score: 1

      IANAL either, but I note that they're not claiming that "by accepting this agreement you agree that Book (etc.) is our trademark and yadda yadda....", i.e. they're not actively requiring the user to accept or directly agree with the assertion that they own those trademarks.

      No, they simply include as a fact that these are their trademarks.

      I wonder if they really hold all those trademarks world-wide - because that agreement is valid globally.

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    20. Re:woah by toriver · · Score: 1

      10 POKE 53281,5
      RUN

      Changing colors on a C64 screen circa 1984 and challenging a trademark at the same time...

    21. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 POKE 144,49
      20 PRINT "HELLO WORLD ";
      30 GOTO 20
      RUN

      Disabling the RUN/STOP key on a PET (Rev 3.0 ROM) circa 1982

    22. Re:woah by Rary · · Score: 1

      Legally speaking, if you're a builder and you have a FB account, you now need to get FB's permission for your work, because you agreed to not use the word "Wall" without their permission.

      It's not quite that extreme. When discussing trademarks, the word "use" has a particular meaning. Just because something is trademarked doesn't mean you can't say it or write it or discuss it. It means you can't use it as a mark of trade. So, assuming this EULA has any legal weight (a big assumption), the limitation on "using" the word "wall" would only apply if you're using it as a mark of trade while on Facebook. They cannot extend the weight of their EULA to actions that occur outside of Facebook, and they cannot extend the weight of trademark law to just any usage they feel like.

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    23. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this prevent you from criticizing FB on FB. How do you refererence FB? Seems like there is a similar problem with criticizing a Realtor. At least in the later case you can say real estate agent.

    24. Re:woah by geekmux · · Score: 1

      ...Anyhow, the threat here is they can ban you from Facebook. Sadly, for many Facebook users, this is a weighty incentive to comply.

      Ah, hell, is THAT the threat here? Where do I sign up to infringe on one of their patents? If I infringe on more than one of "their" holy sacred words, will they also promise to delete all of my data too when they ban me? (needless to say, for some of us, the threat here...isn't.)

    25. Re:woah by geekmux · · Score: 1

      10 POKE 144,49 20 PRINT "HELLO WORLD "; 30 GOTO 20 RUN

      Disabling the RUN/STOP key on a PET (Rev 3.0 ROM) circa 1982

      Good POKE, but I might even be able to do better.

      POKE 214,255 on Apple IIs disables certain stop/break commands, but also (here's the fun part) interprets any command entered as "RUN".

      It was always fun watching the computer "experts" in the malls try and figure out what the hell happened to the computer on display...

    26. Re:woah by Zibodiz · · Score: 1

      Problem is, you do anything you agreed not to do -- whether they had any right to ask for it or not -- and you are under breach of contract. They won't sue you for copy/patent/IP infringement, they'll sue you for breach of contract.

    27. Re:woah by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      , because you agreed to not use the word "Wall" without their permission.

      No, no you didn't. You agreed not to use their TRADEMARK "Wall" without their permission (which as I believe you pointed out is according to trademark law) You can use the work "wall" all you want. As long as you don't try to use it in violation of Facebook's trademark. Facebook can't possibly get a trademark on "Wall" in regards to a physical brick wall, because they don't make or sell one.

    28. Re:woah by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      That carries no legal weight. The fact of a copyright is something determined by law, not by "agreement"

      You don't have to AGREE to it. When an entity owns a copyright on something, they can grant others permission to copy (that is the definition of the word copyright) What they are saying is "We are not granting you permission." You can of course not agree with it, but then you would be breaking copyright laws.
      Trademark is similar. They are not giving you permission to use their trademark's, except as spelled out in their Brand Usage Guidelines. I haven't read these guidelines but I am willing to bet they are actually looser than the actual trademark guidelines. What does it mean if you don't agree? Facebook can sue you. Cause it really isn't about what YOU agree to, it is what the law is how it related to trademark. If I have a trademark on something. And you use it, I can sue you, and will probably win, whether or not you "agree" to anything.

    29. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that in the US it's a criminal action to break the terms and conditions of web sites.

      People have already been prosecuted and found guilty of doing so.

  10. Gimme an "A" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take all your royalties on the use of the word 'a' please.

    1. Re:Gimme an "A" by dredwerker · · Score: 1

      I'll take all your royalties on the use of the word 'a' please.

      I would rather an 'e'. The most common letter in English. Or in Chinese 'de'

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    2. Re:Gimme an "A" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      W*ll if you'v* got th* l*tt*r aft*r 'd', I call dibs on "t".

  11. Crazybook by pubwvj · · Score: 2

    Well, that is just plumb Crzybook.

    Apparently Facebook is not aware of the prior art of several centuries...

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    Book

    1. Re:Crazybook by sosume · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More books:
      Audiobook, Bankbook, Bluebook, Casebook, Cashbook, Chapbook, Checkbook, Codebook, Cookbook, Datebook, ,Daybook, Fakebook, Guidebook,
      Handbook, Hornbook, Hymnbook, iBook, Lawbook, Logbook, Matchbook, Netbook, Notebook, Overbook, Passbook, Playbook, Pocketbook,
      Powerbook, Prebook, Promptbook, Psalmbook, Rebook, Schoolbook, Scrapbook, Sketchbook, Songbook, Sourcebook, Storybook, Studybook,
      Stylebook, Textbook, Wordbook, Workbook, Yearbook
      What were they thinking? As this kind of legal assertion is not allowed in many countries where actual people are in charge, It seems it may invalidate other
      parts of the agreement as well.

    2. Re:Crazybook by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot Phonebook & Guestbook.

    3. Re:Crazybook by pz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And, you forgot Facebook.

      Huh?

      The word "facebook" was in use for decades before Zuckerman came along and ... copied it from then-common usage among colleges for a book that contains the photos of the freshman class. I have a handful of copies of my undergraduate school's facebooks still, which state "facebook" on the cover from when Zuckerberg was a come-hither look in his mother's eyes. I never understood how the company got their initial trademark given the widespread existing usage when it was issued.

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    4. Re:Crazybook by rgriff59 · · Score: 1

      Sportsbook also comes to mind.

    5. Re:Crazybook by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      If you interviewed Facebook's founder, and he was being honest, he'd probably admit he took the name from his college's freshman facebook.

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    6. Re:Crazybook by Rary · · Score: 1

      Prior art is for patents, not trademarks.

      A trademark doesn't stop you from writing the word in a post on a forum. It stops you from using the word as part of the name of your competing product, service, or company. In other words, Facebook trademarking "book" simply means that you can't build a competing social networking site called "Friendbook" or something similar.

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  12. Please read this by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 0

    As I've just written in another thread, we should really start thinking about whether there is a need for company with shady business models such as FB. In any case they get far too media attention---not the least because of their viral marketing campaigns.

    Perhaps /. should open a Facebook page for these stories? Most of them seem to be slashvertisements anyway.

    Perhaps some teenagers use FB as their primary communication means and think the Internet is the same as Google, but that's really not news for nerds.

  13. Amazon by backwardMechanic · · Score: 1

    Wait 'til Amazon hear about this...

  14. Does that mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I've never had a FB account and don't ever intend to, I can use the 'book' name all I want, unlike the rest of you herd following suckers?

    1. Re:Does that mean.. by VMaN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Q: How do you tell if someone isn't on facebook?

      A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

    2. Re:Does that mean.. by inflex · · Score: 1

      "They great games, like online scrabble..."

      "I'm in!"

    3. Re:Does that mean.. by VMaN · · Score: 0

      So that basically boils down to:
      1) "My friends don't use facebook"
      and
      2) "I don't befriend people who use facebook"

      all joking aside, my point still stands

    4. Re:Does that mean.. by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I don't get it.

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    5. Re:Does that mean.. by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean NOT being on F******k is a sign of higher status? I mean, being ON F******k is nothing.

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    6. Re:Does that mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't because of some smug sense of superiority, its because everybody else is always yapping about facebook. Amongst my friends who do not have facebook we never talk about facebook. Amongst others who do have it, its the center of their life and I have to remind them that I do not have facebook so no, I didn't see the new pics of whatever, or see some stupid link, or play some stupid fucking game.

    7. Re:Does that mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people I know are on Facebook, but hardly anyone ever talks about it. Perhaps your problem isn't Facebook, but the people you hang around with.

    8. Re:Does that mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What point? Zuckerburg called facebook users "dumb fucks", people telling you they don't have a facebook account is just a more polite way of saying it!

    9. Re:Does that mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who would have Facebook usage a requirement of their friendship.

      Even the hard line of "I don't befriend people who use facebook" is better than "I don't befriend people who don't use facebook".

  15. *facepalm* by ausrob · · Score: 2

    Do you need any more ammunition for patent and trademark reform??

    1. Re:*facepalm* by kanweg · · Score: 1

      What does patents have to do with it?

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2644149&cid=38859291

      Bert

    2. Re:*facepalm* by gratuitous_arp · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*

      *REDACTEDpalm*

    3. Re:*facepalm* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but you can't say that - they've trademarked 'face' too

    4. Re:*facepalm* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does patents have to do with it?

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2644149&cid=38859291

      Bert

      I took the GP to mean intelectual property laws in general need to be reformed: copyrights, tradmarks and patents.

      As we have seen over the years, all three have been grossly abused by corporate America to the point of stifling innovation, inhibiting trade, and increasing costs to the consumer.

    5. Re:*facepalm* by MadMaverick9 · · Score: 1

      and the word "palm" is trademarked by "palm inc", so you end up with ...

      *REDACTEDREDACTED*

      this is how crazy our world has become ... and i won't take part in it ...

    6. Re:*facepalm* by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Why? What is wrong with trademarks? I don't see anything here that is cause for reform for trademarks. there are a LOT of words you can use, to compete against the company that trademarked that word.
      Trademarks also don't always hold up in court.

  16. Thats not even funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Book" .. I think perhaps there are a great many people and organizations ahead of Fad-Book in the queue of those with a claim to the word.

  17. Book you, bookhole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think when companies intentionally over reach, put BS into EULAs and so forth, they should be fined and smacked down.

  18. I suggest.. by jmb1990 · · Score: 0

    If facebook trademark the work Book, we start calling books PageGroups to piss off Mark Zuckerberg.

  19. How is this supposed to work by mvar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    By inserting the trademark claim into the Facebook user agreement, the company hopes to bolster its standing in lawsuits against sites that incorporate the word 'book.'


    What next? Are they going to force these sites owners to make a Facebook account and sign the new user agreement?

  20. Re:Prior art. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm pretty sure G'Kar demonstrated putting ones face in a book long before Facebook came along. The results were quite similar...

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  21. Wall, Book, Face, Poke... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Now this is brash. Read what they actually say:

    "You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Book and Wall), or any confusingly similar marks, except as expressly permitted by our Brand Usage Guidelines or with our prior written permission."

    I guess Lady Gaga has to close her Facebook page, or re-record Poker Face.

    Screw her (but don't "Poke" her, for legal reasons).

    I have more than one "Wall" lined with "Books" at home, have my own "Face" which I even show in public places, and "Poke" my wife regularly. Do I need a lawyer for these things now?

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    1. Re:Wall, Book, Face, Poke... by will_die · · Score: 1

      I would be more scared of poking her for medical reasons.

    2. Re:Wall, Book, Face, Poke... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, hey, hey, we don't judge your kinks, do we?

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    3. Re:Wall, Book, Face, Poke... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Who, Lady Gaga or his wife?

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  22. This reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When ComputerLand sued SoftwareLand over use of "land". As I recall. It was the early 80s.

  23. oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So who will the first to register pokebookwallface.com ?

  24. Just to be safe ... by MacTO · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just to be safe: I've cancelled my library card and accounts on any website where there is a high probability of discussing, erm, literary devices. I have also destroyed all of the ereading devices and software in my home, and will be burning paper literary devices in the wood stove when things cool down tonight.

    I also notice that they have the number 32665 trademarked. I have stopped doing any form of mathematics to avoid being sued. Does the trademark cover binary representations as well? If so, does anyone know of any computers that cannot use this number. (Cripes, even 8 bit computers have 16 bit addresses.)

    In a panic!

    1. Re:Just to be safe ... by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      I also notice that they have the number 32665 trademarked. I have stopped doing any form of mathematics to avoid being sued. Does the trademark cover binary representations as well? If so, does anyone know of any computers that cannot use this number. (Cripes, even 8 bit computers have 16 bit addresses.)

      In a panic!

      No worries. It takes 17 bits to represent 32665.

    2. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when unsigned; (32768 - 1) > 32665.

    3. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. It takes 17 bits to represent 32665.

      Someone doesn't know about unsigned integers ...

    4. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unsigned needs just 15 bits for that, 2^15 = 32768.

      Signed takes 16 bits for -32768..32767.

      Back to school with the lot of you innumerates.

    5. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. It takes 17 bits to represent 32665.

      32665 decimal is 111111110011001 binary. That's 15 bits.

      Of course, 15 decimal is 17 octal, so you would be right if you defaulted to octal--except 32665 octal is 11010110110101 binary, which is only 16 (octal) or 14 (decimal) bits.

    6. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I had some mod points and the strength to log in on my smartphone, I'd be all over you!

    7. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on whether it is signed or unsigned. 32665 fits just swell in 16 bits unsigned.

    8. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2^16 = 65536, so yeah.,...

    9. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. It takes 17 bits to represent 32665.

      Only if the msb is 0.

    10. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No, in standard 2's complement binary, it takes 15 bits for unsigned, 16 for signed.

    11. Re:Just to be safe ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He knows. The problem is that Apple have patented them.

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    12. Re:Just to be safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. It takes 17 bits to represent 32665.

      Hmmm. It used to be that with 16 bits one could count from 0 to 65535. Must be the new math.

  25. Why care? by cdrnet · · Score: 2

    As far as I know, almost every single section of any legal text by Facebook violates one or more laws in the EU and other European countries and are thus completely irrelevant (ignorig the fact that at least in my country, sections like this would most certainly also be considered as unexpected and therefore abusive, making them legally irrelevant).

    Hence, why care?
    Unless you're American, that is.

    1. Re:Why care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We want our businesses to operate on the north american market without facing frivolous lawsuits.

  26. Collateral damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIM first loses the BBX trademark, now Playbook will have to be changed...

  27. Me first! by cvtan · · Score: 2

    I would like to trademark iBook. No wait...

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    1. Re:Me first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cus ur stupid enough to use Facebook which deprives your rights to register any unregistered trademark you would like to. You have only yourself to blame.

  28. Not just copycats by Arker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Teachbook and placebook were not copycats, and that's just two I can think of off the top of my head.

    Having been invited to FB and passed, all the way back when enrollment was only open with an ivy league .edu or an invite, and resisted all pressure to sign up and join the herd since, I cant help but gloat a little every time I am proven correct, yet again. /me gloats.

    I believe it's a useful service, and I will be happy to give it a try when it's provided in a manner consist with my basic values, but as long as it amounts to voluntarily handing over all information to a company like facebook it cannot be worth the price.

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  29. Face off, Mr.Zuckerberg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I challenge you to a duel. Twelve paces, and may I suggest we should use cookbooks as weapons? (Of course, the choice is yours by etiquette)

    1. Re:Face off, Mr.Zuckerberg! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      the choice is yours by etiquette

      So either a book or a label huh? But I already cut those labels off, despite the warning that told me not to.

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  30. Ridiculous hyperbole by tgibbs · · Score: 2

    Do you need any more ammunition for patent and trademark reform??

    Actually, yes. Companies are allowed to say whatever they want in a license agreement, whether or not it has any actual legal force. What kind of reform are you looking for? A "license agreement police" that reads every license agreement in the world and levies fines for overly broad license agreements? Do you really think the benefits would justify the cost of all of that extra bureaucracy?

    After all, the only thing that actually matters is what the courts will enforce. I'll start worrying if any court, anywhere, enforces such an agreement or trademark against somebody using "book" in a generic manner or similar terms like "phonebook". But they won't. And Facebook wouldn't bring such a suit anyway, because they know they'd lose, and that would undermine their ability to bring the trademark suits that they really care about--the ones against social networking websites that are trying to ride on their coattails by calling themselves "visagebook" or something.

    1. Re:Ridiculous hyperbole by ausrob · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think you'll find that your assumption (that they wouldn't sue) is quite wrong. There are plenty of examples of 'big business' suing smaller brands over trademark violations. What courts will enforce is irrelevant when small businesses and individuals can't afford the legal costs to defend themselves, which is the point of these big corporations going after all and sundry.

      There are plenty of examples of trademark lawsuits, sometimes the defendant fights back (and wins) but many can't afford to, least of all when the US asserts legal authority outside their own borders. Here's a couple which spring to mind:

      Katy Perry files against Katie Perry: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/pop-singer-sues-our-katie-perry-20090704-d8fc.html McDonalds loses to McCurry: http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/04/29/us-courts-mcdonalds-idUSTRE53S6G120090429 The Hobbit Pub: http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/12/03/14/016231/the-hobbit-pub-threatened-with-lawsuit Ugg boots: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/blogs/threadny/THREAD-Ugg-Suing-Emu-Over-Trademark-111665149.html

      There are PLENTY more.

      Now, that's from companies that actually have a registered trademark. Companies like facebook 'priming' their T&Cs is the start of something bad. I'm not saying there should be a T&Cs regulator (by the way, thanks for putting words in my mouth) - I'm simply thinking that dictionary words shouldn't be OWNED. Common sense should prevail. Context matters.

    2. Re:Ridiculous hyperbole by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      So asking the question, "What kind of reform are you looking for? " is putting words in your mouth? That is ridiculous hyperbole. And I can't help noticing that you did not even answer the question. The notion that a having having limitations on the use of trademark--which under current law only applies in a very limited commercial context where some sort of plausible argument can be made that consumers can be misled--constitutes "ownership of a word" is also ridiculous hyperbole.

    3. Re:Ridiculous hyperbole by ausrob · · Score: 1

      Don't ask a question and answer it for me. Also, is "ridiculous hyperbole" the only phrase you know? Very original.

  31. Wow, really. by sensationull · · Score: 1

    Wow, somethingBook, even Apple has valid prior art on that

  32. F*ckbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean the end for F*ckbook.com? It might. To preserve their name they may need to switch to a less profitable model of parody instead of adult dating. Or perhaps, an adult dating site can be considered a parody? Honestly, I'd never heard of it before but for some reason this topic wanted me to see if the domain was available.

  33. A solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont worry, we can just go back to writing in scrolls... Crap.

  34. Re:Prior art. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    This is basically where FB's "poke" comes from.

    I think it's rich when companies first copy well known concepts from common culture and then try to monopolize them.

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  35. So What's The Penalty? by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    They just cancel your account?

    1. Re:So What's The Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they make you create an account.

  36. Simple answer by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Somebody needs to take Zuckerberg behind the barn and beat some sense into him. Or beat the crap out of him, whichever comes first.

    Oh, and keep it private. You know how the little shit loves *his* privacy.

  37. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just don't log in.

  38. Redbook by DERoss · · Score: 1

    The women's magazine "Redbook" was published long before Zuckerberg was born. It is now available online. Many businesses and government agencies -- including my local schools -- public handbooks. The trademark on "book" as incorporated into a word with some other leading phrase is invalid because of prior use by others.

    1. Re:Redbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM also publishes things called 'RedBooks'. I should know as I'm a co-author of one.

      FaceTwat (I refuse to use the their proper name as they might imply that I agree with their Trademark) are just trying this on.

      I hope that they get taken down a few pegs in legal cases on this one.

      It would be nice if someone organized a 'Book Fair' and then issued a legal challenge to them to sue. That would get a lot of lawyers interested in making a load of money from Zuckerberg and his buddies.
       

    2. Re:Redbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The women's magazine "Redbook" was published long before Zuckerberg was born.

      Interesting. A search for "redbook" on FaceBook turns up 10 hits on the first page; including RedBook magazine and IBM Redbooks.

      I wonder if they're going to have to change their names.

      And if they don't, could that be used as an estoppel defense if FaceBook sues someone else for the use of "book" in their name.

  39. What about Apple? by mfraz74 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Apple will get sued for their iBook?

    1. Re:What about Apple? by toriver · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just throw eBook (earlier laptop directed at students) in as prior art. Or threaten to buy the company for some coins they found cleaning the couch.

  40. Fuckbook look out. by Quick+Reply · · Score: 1

    This means you.

  41. You're upset about "book"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll note they also TM'd "face"!

  42. I don't have a facebook account by bytesex · · Score: 1

    It's quaint, I know. But if it means I can now start a website called fecesbook, I'm all for it.

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  43. Ok now my facebook acount is gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope their delete option works properly (which I doubt), but these continued violations of privacy and their callous way to treat their users is unbearable.
    I can connect with my real friends in other ways and don't need BIG BROTHER watching me.

  44. Stupidity to the nth degree by beep54 · · Score: 1

    I sorta thought maybe God held the trademark on 'book' seeing that that is what The Bible translates as.....

  45. New trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to trademark the term Faceboot. It means "The action of putting a boot in someone's face, more or less forcefully". Next, Faceboot Facebook.

  46. Two reasons for this by phrackthat · · Score: 1

    1. They know their mark is weak and they want to take it out of trademark law and into contract law. Basically, while they may be unsuccessful under trademark theory because the mark is generic or weak because it's merely descriptive, there's nothing that prevents a party from contracting away their right to use a word without another party's permission. So what it boils down to is if you want to use a 'book' name or 'wall' name and you have a facebook account that you want to keep, just form a corporation (which has a separate legal existence) that has not agreed to the facebook terms and have it hold the name.

    2. Under trademark law if you fail to enforce your mark you can lose it constructively. Putting these terms in their contract helps prove in court that they have been taking action to enforce their mark.

  47. Re:sign-away your legally-protected rights by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "You cannot sign-away your legally-protected rights."

    Of course you can.

    1. Sign those rights away.
    2. Courts quit legally protecting them.

    That's the way our Court System is going. It's not a justice system anymore.

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  48. They'll lose by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    The makers of Miracle Whip once sued some guy who produced a product he called Yogurt Whip, asserting a claim to all uses of 'whip' in food products. After a court battle, they lost, with the court agreeing that you can't trademark a generic food term like 'whip'. The downside: it cost the guy $250k (this was a long time ago and that was even more significant a sum at the time) and years to "win".

  49. Responses seems a bit over the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you violate this provision, isn't the limit of their response that they can suspend/terminate your account? It's a terms-of-service, not a rewriting of the legal statutes for copyright and trademark. I'd think they already have clauses in there to justify termination for all sorts of inane, "you don't look like one of our kinds of folk" conditions - they're trying to curate a herd, er, community, and drive them to market, er, provide them with relevant services.

    So what? It's a choice of business association for both sides. Not so different from what Slashdot does.

  50. SlashBook is not amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither is GoogleBook or BingBook.

    4chanBook does not care.

  51. Legal Principle Here? by PPH · · Score: 1

    By inserting the trademark claim into the Facebook user agreement, the company hopes to bolster its standing in lawsuits against sites that incorporate the word 'book.

    Really? IANAL, but I don't see how this makes any sense. If Facebook users agree to such contract terms, I don't see how this has any bearing on those of us who haven't accepted them. In fact, if this is a right (to use the suffix 'book') which someone has to negotiate away, then isn't it a right I still possess by NOT signing up?

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  52. Sportsbook? by lsolano · · Score: 1

    This trademark/patent thing must to stop asap.

    It's going beyond stupidity. What about all sportsBOOK sites that existed years before facebook? Do facebook lawyers assume they'll have to change their domain names?

    Oh please, someone has to stop this.

  53. Re:sign-away your legally-protected rights by MisterMidi · · Score: 1

    Ok, if you actually believe that, would you like to buy a bridge? Also, by reading this post, you agree you owe me your monthly paycheck, your wife, your firstborn and your life.

  54. Damn! by Shoten · · Score: 1

    There goes my business plan to launch a bold new competitor to Facebook that, in my opinion, better captures the spirit of social media today. I was going to call it "Assbook".

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  55. And Steve Jobs rises from the grave, mwuhahah'ing. by Cazekiel · · Score: 1

    I wanna see the smackdown 'twixt facebook and Mac. I'm not big on Apple, but they'd own FB. Like hell they'd change their product from MacBook to MacElectronicDevice.

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  56. :sftrco: by dickysofa · · Score: 1

    skull frack the rotting corpse of facebook

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  57. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "GoFuckYourselfBook.com"

  58. yeah by kamYlk0 · · Score: 1

    .. and I hearby assert the trademark on "zucker" and "berg"

  59. Re:sign-away your legally-protected rights by Renraku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Under certain specific circumstances you can sign away legal rights. Like I'm free to talk about my employer all I want, but I am not free to divulge trade secrets and things like that. Here, I have signed away my freedom of speech in order to remain in good standing with the company and be a trusted employee. If I were not an employee, however, I'm completely free to divulge trade secrets if I haven't signed anything preventing me from doing so.

    Also, you may be forced to give up certain rights in certain areas. Most bars don't allow weapons on premises, unless you're an active duty police officer, even though you might have a carry permit.

    However, more and more EULAs are asking people to give up rights for no goddamn reason at all. Like the right to sue. I don't think this one would stand up in court if it came to blows. There's absolutely no reason someone would agree to give up their right to sue if they had any other choice. It's basically saying, "If we do something that causes you trouble, there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it except ask someone we're paying to ask us to reimburse you."

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  60. You do not own by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    Dear FaceBook

    You do not own the word "face" or the word "book". People have been using these concepts for quite some time. Leonardo Da Vinci did some nice faces a while back. He did not claim to have invented them although he seems to have invented some other ideas better than many patents now require.

    There are quite a few mentions of the word face in that well known book, the Bible. Do you intend to take God to court? Have fun there.

    Any repeated attempts to steal words out of my vocabulary will result in my referring you to the Oxford English Dictionary. Coming from Oxford University it predates your free use of the word by quite a long time. It predates your patent office, your legal system and your country by quite a bit.

    Please go away and do something useful - like figuring out how to unscrew up your product.

    Yours etc

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  61. Re:Prior art. by Tom · · Score: 1

    It's called robbing from the public domain and is probably one of the most common unpunished crimes in western society. Corporations literally do it all the time - just think of pretty much every Disney movie of the past 20 years.

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  62. Fakebook by Potor · · Score: 1

    Yo La Tengo released Fakebook in 1990. Lots of prior art there.

    1. Re:Fakebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Between you, me and Yo La Tengo, that's 5 people that know about it.

  63. Sports Book by soundguy · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the Zuckmeister going after pretty much anyone using the term "sportsbook", especially in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

    don't bring a lawyer to a "baseball bat to the kneecaps" fight

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  64. Prior Art Exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yearbook.

    sports book.

    making book.

    bookstore.

    "Book 'em, Danno."

    phone book.

    paperback book.

    hardcopy book.

    bank book.

    comic book.

    science (geography, math, etc...) book.

    yo'Momma's book.

    about the only thing they can expand -book to is "naked pictures of our founder with animals in near-impossible positions book."

    and I'd love to see them defend that in court.

  65. Barnes and Noble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    currently own book.com
    good luck facebook

  66. Re:Prior art. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

    Why is this so underrated? It's quite clear what the point was; "ICQ had poke first".

  67. Re:sign-away your legally-protected rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    noob, we don't have a system of Justice in America. We have a system of law. Always been that way...

    If it's Justice you want, you should study philosophy, not law.

  68. Good GOD people, get your IP law straight! by danaris · · Score: 1

    It'll be interesting to see the first "Wall" lawsuit from the people who brought you The Wall (Pink Floyd), or perhaps going back even farther, the Great Wall. China vs. Facebook. There's an interesting court battle. "Poke"? C'mon. I was using the "POKE" Applesoft BASIC command over 25 years ago.

    Irrelevant, irrelevant, and more irrelevant.

    They are not asserting a patent. They are asserting a trademark. Prior art has nothing whatsoever to do with trademarks.

    You can claim that a mark is not sufficiently distinctive, or that it infringes an actual trademark that existed before, but you can't invalidate it just because people were using a word that it contains before.

    I'm not even close to a lawyer, and I can at least keep that much straight...

    Dan Aris

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  69. Facebook abandons claim. by AJWM · · Score: 2

    I just posted this on my Facebook page:

    By displaying this post, or storing it on its servers, Facebook hereby agrees to abandon any and all trademark claims to the word "book", notwithstanding anything to the contrary in the user agreement.

    It's still up 21 minutes later (as I write this).

    I suppose worst case is that they yank my FB account.

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    -- Alastair
  70. How many reasons do you need... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    ...to close your FB account ?

  71. FacePlant.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... and fuck Mark Fuckerberg.

    EEwwww!, that's disgusting!

  72. Irony by frogstarr78 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else find it funny that one of the easiest ways to spread this information is through FB*k itself?

  73. Who will win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mc iBook