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Birth Control For Men Edges Closer

ananyo writes "Developing oral contraceptives for men has not gone as swiftly as researchers imagined in the early 1970s; they suggested at the time that a 'male pill' was not far off. But researchers now report a new way to make male mice temporarily infertile. Although the treatment is not ready for human use, the method avoids some of the pitfalls of earlier attempts. The technique appears to have a much more specific action than previous methods: it impairs sperm production by blocking a protein called BRDT. This protein was singled out as a potential therapeutic target five years ago because it only occurs in the testes, where it is required for the division of sperm cells. If the approach proves safe in humans, it would be an improvement over hormone-based methods of male contraception, which are not completely effective and cause side effects such as mood swings, acne and a loss of libido (abstract). On the downside, however, the compound 'shrank the mice's testes.'"

407 comments

  1. Nice tagline... by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No major side effects; it'll only shrink your testicles!"

    1. Re:Nice tagline... by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have yet to meet a woman that finds big balls a turn on. As a man, you need big balls in the metaphorical rather than literal sense. The *real* question is, does it make you infertile over time.

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    2. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you'd take the pills that shrink your tested then (assuming you're male)?

    3. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/tested/testes

    4. Re:Nice tagline... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have yet to meet a woman that finds big balls a turn on

      Now that I think about it neither have I met anyone like that. Large, dangly balls tend to be quite nasty, in fact; it's usually the dangly thing ABOVE the balls that matters, not the balls themselves. I've never understood why men believe large balls are somehow attractive.

    5. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you qualified to comment, with your username?

    6. Re:Nice tagline... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      I do still have female friends and relatives, mate :)

    7. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have an extremely small sample size of women (5) and I can say at least 20% have admitted they like bigger balls on their men. It's representative of being manly I guess?

    8. Re:Nice tagline... by blackicye · · Score: 1

      I have an extremely small sample size of women (5) and I can say at least 20% have admitted they like bigger balls on their men. It's representative of being manly I guess?

      I never ever watch pornographic movies, ( >_> ) but I have it on fairly good authority that huge gargantuan dangly balls are not a regularly requested feature of the genre.

    9. Re:Nice tagline... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's usually the dangly thing ABOVE the balls that matters

      This?

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    10. Re:Nice tagline... by Whiteox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Large sacks are good as they allow the balls to swing and pound for the extra thrill.

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    11. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The page 5 of the original article PDF has a size comparison of disected specimens. The treated mice testes weight is roughly halved but the size is 2^(1/3) ~ >0.70 of the untreated ones.

      There is a meassurement device called Prader orchidometer that works by comparison with standarized orbs. It's very difficult to get an accurate size/volume in vivo without using ultrasounds and if even the orchidometer method is not precise much less expect that anybody could notice a significant difference just looking at them.

      Certainly after some time not even yourself will notice at all. Definitely noticeable if meassured or compared side by side, but most probably irrelevant for a partner. The major issue may be the own psychological selfesteem burden that some insecure people could have of knowing that their testes shrank a bit, but far worse and by large would be that you got instead a vasectomy and later couldn't reverse it.

      Always could do nothing and let all the responsability to your girlfriend/wife behaving like a macho(TM) or just ask for her opinion about it and decide together since also are "her nuts".

    12. Re:Nice tagline... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So do steroids but some guys take those all the time.

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    13. Re:Nice tagline... by outsider007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exit polls are notoriously unreliable.

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    14. Re:Nice tagline... by cffrost · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's usually the dangly thing ABOVE the balls that matters

      This?

      I hadn't realized that the need for male contraceptive was to prevent male pregnancy.

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    15. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, that still doesn't make you qualified. There's a large discrepancy between how your "friends and relatives" will tell you how they feel and how they actually DO feel. When a story related to breasts or vaginas comes up, feel free to comment.

    16. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be an incorrect assumption that men would be willing to take a pill as contraception just because it's temporary. It may be that it's more convenient than getting a vasectomy.

      Don't they have reversible vasectomies now? Maybe the odds of it not being reversible is at issue. Although, I'd think banking sperm would be a feasible option.

      Although, if the goal is to simply not get a woman pregnant, there's always the Lorena Bobbitt method. Although that could be a bit too permanent, and testicle size would become a secondary issue. Although as another poster would put it, having no penis would certainly make your testicles appear a lot bigger.

    17. Re:Nice tagline... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      to quote Ron White: "I like big hard throbbing co.....I did not know that about myself!"

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    18. Re:Nice tagline... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      That's because we see everything relatively. Cocks are relative to balls. So small balls mean an exaggerated perception of cock size, particularly in closeup.

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    19. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. Smaller target for a knee, less sagging over time. I'd go for that. Sure, if they shriveled up like peanuts that might be a different story but say a 25-50% reduction. I'd be ok with that if that was the only side-effect and the procedure was reversible, from the fertility perspective.

    20. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend likes large balls. She says she likes the way it feels when they smack her.

    21. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> the dangly thing ABOVE the balls that matters

      What women do you know with dangly chins, and why would this turn them on?

    22. Re:Nice tagline... by roman_mir · · Score: 1
    23. Re:Nice tagline... by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Besides that it is also an issue that males have less to lose if. They accidently get some one pregnant. There is a lot less incentive for males to take contraceptives then woman. Now condoms on the other hand help prevent him from getting diseases, so there will be a higher usage rate. For the woman she has most to lose if she gets pregnant.

      So until our culture changes where after the birth the male is far more responsible for the child, I don't see a huge popularity in male contraceptives.

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    24. Re:Nice tagline... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Now I understand where the word "dickwad" comes from.

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    25. Re:Nice tagline... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

      Yes. less sagging over time. I'd go for that.

      Yep... hanging like tea bags in the toilet, only it's cold water. Wonderful times.

      Good times.

      Yep.

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    26. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who's she banging?

    27. Re:Nice tagline... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

      When a story related to breasts or vaginas comes up, feel free to comment.

      Ah-ha! There are Microsoft shills on slashdot! I knew it!

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    28. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have yet to meet a woman ...". Maybe try to meet "a" women first

    29. Re:Nice tagline... by Sardak · · Score: 1

      I certainly would. Incidentally, that would also make it easier to find comfortable pants.

    30. Re:Nice tagline... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Don't they have reversible vasectomies now?

      I think that may still be in trials in the USA. I think remember reading something about it last year, might have been popular science. The technique in question used some sort of injected gel to block the vas deferens and was reversed by a second injection to dissolve the gel.

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    31. Re:Nice tagline... by similar_name · · Score: 1

      It's a feature. It makes your penis look bigger in comparison.

    32. Re:Nice tagline... by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      It's doubtful anyone here would be as good-looking as a lady-boy as the real Thai ones.

    33. Re:Nice tagline... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 0

      The parent could be a gay girlie man, and therefore very much qualified to make a relevant comment.

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    34. Re:Nice tagline... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Well, the average nerd has no way of knowing if that's possible or not.

      Indeed, before they worry about needing birth control, they first have to find someone who will accept their penis. The average modern nerd is no skinny Ian on Big Brother anymore. They look more like Dear Leader the Youngest in North Korea now.

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    35. Re:Nice tagline... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      And here are the thousand words to go with the picture. Birth control for men can't come fast enough. Won't have to carry Tabasco anymore.

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    36. Re:Nice tagline... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Since gaygirlie claims to be pansexual, I guess that would make her qualified.

      In addition, as a man, or at least a generic living creature suspiciously well imitating one, I'd add that smaller balls should make for a smaller attack surface with fewer opportunities for painful accidents (less meat sticking out).

      And lastly, if you find you manly ovoid appendages suddenly growing, don't celebrate prematurely and get yourself tested for cancer! (I'm sure there's a pun hidden somewhere in the preceding sentence.)

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    37. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm... So you *do* find the lady-boy's attractive? Ugly is Ugly in my book. Be you a person of groteque shape or excessive unkept boddily hair or some hermaphididic freak.

    38. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Somebody's never had to pay child support.

    39. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's usually the dangly thing ABOVE the balls that matters

      This?

      I hadn't realized that the need for male contraceptive was to prevent male pregnancy.

      A large belly IS a contraceptive.

    40. Re:Nice tagline... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Maybe. There are a fair few people out there who identify as pansexual because they're attracted to both cis women and trans men, which doesn't exactly make them qualified to judge the attractiveness or otherwise of big balls.

    41. Re:Nice tagline... by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 2

      If you were a straight chick who wanted to get pregnant, then yes--the balls most definitely do matter.

    42. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if female contraceptives prevent female pregnancy, then it stands to reason that male contraceptives prevent male pregnancy.

    43. Re:Nice tagline... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I have yet to meet a woman that finds big balls a turn on.

      I've yet to find one that doesn't find them to be a turn on....YMMV....

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    44. Re:Nice tagline... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Ahh......just make sure the woman is on the pill....

      Then again...I guess it never hurts to be double sure you don't knock her up.....having a preggers girlfriend sure can slow you down trying to bang other chicks...

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    45. Re:Nice tagline... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Also consider the evolutionary perspective. You need big testicles when you need to generate a lot of semen; and you need that when it's a free for all (i.e. all males couple with all females), and you want more sperm just to improve your chances to impregnate a female who's been fucked by a dozen other guys - by beating them on the sperm count. That why chimps have huge testicles, for example, bigger than any other great ape - they are not monogamous like us, nor do they have harems like gorillas and orangutans.

      On the other hand, of all great apes, humans have the longest and thickest penises, and by a fairly big margin at that. They are also the only apes who are strongly monogamous. Drawing a connection there is left as an exercise for the reader. ~

    46. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a bi/gay male, I will say that having big balls is a big turnon for me. I realize genitals come in all shapes and sizes though, so I don't think it's that big a deal. That said, there is always something nice about a cock that looks like it can split you in half. :3

    47. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the (rare) complications of vasectomy. I ended up having one testicle removed after perpetual inflammation made it feel like I'd been kicked in the balls every day for years.

      A slightly smaller testicle is preferable to limping around the house for two weeks with frankenstein's stitches on your scrotum.

    48. Re:Nice tagline... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Since the birth control is specifically designed to prevent that straight chick from being pregnant, I'd suggest that works out nicely then.

    49. Re:Nice tagline... by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      That's a feature. Those things are otherwise just in the way down there.

    50. Re:Nice tagline... by RobKow · · Score: 1

      Then again, without a girl in the picture, you don't much need birth control...

    51. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense to me. Cutting sperm production resulting in the tissue contracting so that there isn't a large empty sack between your legs. It wouldn't surprise me if their balls grow back to the original size over time after cutting them off from the drug. That is after all soft tissue.

    52. Re:Nice tagline... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      If you were a straight chick who wanted to get pregnant, then yes--the balls most definitely do matter.

      We are talking about birth control here. If your "straight chick" wants to get pregnant, then why would you be using birth control?

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    53. Re:Nice tagline... by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Er... I'm trying to be flexible here... but I don't even get a shadow of the joke. WTF are you talking about?

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    54. Re:Nice tagline... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

      the european microsoft conference thing where they had the video that talked about penises... or vaginas

      Go here: http://www.geekwire.com/2012/raunchy-windows-azure-dance-routine/

      trying to be funny, but i guess not. :)

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    55. Re:Nice tagline... by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      I think a significant part of the reason for creating male contraceptive is to make sure that pregnancy is avoided unless both parties want it, not just the female.

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    56. Re:Nice tagline... by Trahloc · · Score: 1

      Anon was responding to "Gaygirlie", a lesbian if that's not obvious enough, on the attractiveness of male genitalia. There is no joke, Anon simply didn't think she was an authority on the subject.

      Gaygirlie: Personally I disagree, my gay buddies have no trouble pointing out attractive women to me so I don't see why gender preference has anything to do with noticing whether or not something is attractive.

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    57. Re:Nice tagline... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Men are legally financially responsible for any child they generate if the woman chooses to press the point. In many states, women can dump their kids off at any number of places and be 100% clear of any responsibility for them. Women can choose to get an abortion and avoid further responsibility as well. Men do not have that option.

      You must have missed the last 3 decades. Our culture has already changed.

    58. Re:Nice tagline... by mug+funky · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's well known that men (even sort-of men) give the best head.

      takes one to know one, that sort of thing.

      what are you afraid of? it's not gay unless balls are touching, and according to TFA the odds have significantly improved.

    59. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.Testosterone production is not affected.
      2.The volume size reduction comes from the seminiferous tubes reduction.
      3.The sertoli cells that produce testosterone are not affected.
      4.If half the testosterone production ceased you won't be "frigid and efffeminate"(sic) AT ALL. nor will "lose a good portion of male secondary sexual characteristics" AT ALL.

    60. Re:Nice tagline... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

      Since gaygirlie claims to be pansexual, I guess that would make her qualified.

      To be honest, I have so little experience with men and their dangly bits that I guess I don't really qualify, and I possibly shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Also, after reading some of the comments here I guess I do see why the size of the balls matters; to some men it is apparently a similar body-image thing as e.g. weight is for some women, and even a small change lead to depression and loss of sexual functionality/interest. Ie. I appreciate the sentiment of you popping in, but I have to admit a failure on my part of not really thinking the thing through.

      That said I personally think small testes look better than large ones, and as has been said it makes the part above them look larger. Not that that really matters to me, though, as I do not care what genitals one carries -- if any. I'll have to bring the topic up with my sisters, we've only cursorily scratched it among other topics.

    61. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better question.... The testes are the cellular reproductively active organs in the male human body. They produce metric fuckton of cells. This is often cited as one of the reasons that they develop many of the cancers that actually strike younger men. I wonder how interfering of this process will effect the likelihood of developing testicular cancer? It could go either way.

    62. Re:Nice tagline... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Uhm... So you *do* find the lady-boy's attractive? Ugly is Ugly in my book. Be you a person of groteque shape or excessive unkept boddily hair or some hermaphididic freak.

      That's what's so disturbing about ladyboys. Some of them are quite attractive. You go out for a drink and a pretty girl starts talking to you. You hit it off and have some shared interests. She laughs at your jokes. You take her home and start making out. You casually slide a hand into her panties and end up holding onto a cock and balls. Or even worse, she gives you oral and you later find out that she's biologically a male...

      LK

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    63. Re:Nice tagline... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OK, what does that have to do with Microsoft and shilling? Is slashdot fucking threading up again or something?

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    64. Re:Nice tagline... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      small potatoes make the steak look bigger

    65. Re:Nice tagline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... I'm trying to be flexible here... but I don't even get a shadow of the joke. WTF are you talking about?

      Shhh! listen...
      Hear that?

      WOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHH!!!

    66. Re:Nice tagline... by RockDoctor · · Score: 2
      Continue ...

      You promised us something disturbing. So, where is it?

      As the Romans were perfectly happy to point out, where or who my dick goes into doesn't change the fact that it's my dick doing the going into and someone else getting the "gone into" done unto them.

      Actually, most of them weren't particularly bothered by whether it was a "someone" the dick went into. Goat, bitch, slave, human, noble ; didn't much matter. Except for "noble" ; that could get you into some seriously deep shit.

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    67. Re:Nice tagline... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't anabolic steroids do the same thing? Like Beavis and Butt-head once said:

      Butt-head: They [Steroids] make you all big and strong, but they like, shrink your 'nads.Huh huh huh
      Beavis: Woah! What's the point?!

    68. Re:Nice tagline... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      One of my friends did some time in prison back in the late 70s/early 80s. He heard a few guys try to rationalize the institutional sodomy by saying that they were pitching and not catching. He used to tell them "It doesn't matter if you're pitching or catching, you're still playing baseball."

      Hetero sexual men would be disturbed by being misled into having sexual contact with another male.

      LK

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    69. Re:Nice tagline... by nobodie · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the "anal leakage" as well, just to make it really useful for contraception.

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    70. Re:Nice tagline... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The meaning of "heterosexual" is clearly culturally dependent. Different cultures have different degrees of sharpness of dividing lines. For example, would you consider a man who enjoys buggering women to be heterosexual?

      I do accept your point about being misled though. I did find it highly annoying when I was chatting up a bint in a bar (before I got married) and then got her home and undressed to find that her firmness was more due to support bras and other "slap." Very misleading.

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    71. Re:Nice tagline... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The meaning of "heterosexual" is clearly culturally dependent. Different cultures have different degrees of sharpness of dividing lines. For example, would you consider a man who enjoys buggering women to be heterosexual?

      I do accept your point about being misled though. I did find it highly annoying when I was chatting up a bint in a bar (before I got married) and then got her home and undressed to find that her firmness was more due to support bras and other "slap." Very misleading.

      That's accurate, that definitions of homosexual v heterosexual are often dependent on the culture but I'm only speaking from my own experience. Pitching or catching, it's still playing baseball.

      If chicks with dicks is your thing, that's fine. It's not my place to judge such things. But me, if I were to get a "girl" back to my place and slide down her panties and find a dick, there's be a serious problem.

      LK

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    72. Re:Nice tagline... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ... for you, or for your partner?

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    73. Re:Nice tagline... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I really need to resist the urge to post after 02:00.

      ... for you, or for your partner?

      For both of us.

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  2. But, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the downside, however, the compound 'shrank the mice's testes

    Without commercial potential, what is this going to be used for?

    1. Re:But, why? by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the downside, however, the compound 'shrank the mice's testes

      Without commercial potential, what is this going to be used for?

      This didn't stop FaceBook going public, did it?

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    2. Re:But, why? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 2

      Have you ever seen mice balls?!
      If my Rat was still alive I would give him this stuff. I would usually carry him around while at the pet shop and his gargantuan balls always became a conversation piece. Especially to the immature teens.

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    3. Re:But, why? by rossdee · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Have you ever seen mice balls?!"

      Yes, back in the day before optical mice we had to clean them (and the rollers) regularly if you want a smooth moving pointer.

      Of course this was before most people on this forum were born
      now get off my lawn

    4. Re:But, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you ever seen mice balls?!"

      Yes, back in the day before optical mice we had to clean them (and the rollers) regularly if you want a smooth moving pointer.

      Of course this was before most people on this forum were born
      now get off my lawn

      I wonder how well these young'ons would deal with the old "remove the mouse ball" prank :-)

    5. Re:But, why? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      IIRC, they felt rubbery on the outside and had quite a surprising heft to them.

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    6. Re:But, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My fellow old fartian, I salute thee in the most cromulent manner!

  3. As if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As if there is a single man in the world would would take a contraceptive that shrank their testes....

    I don't think this is close at all, more like a story of a drug with horrific side effects that thankfully they caught before human trials.

    1. Re:As if.... by blackicye · · Score: 1

      As if there is a single man in the world would would take a contraceptive that shrank their testes....

      I don't think this is close at all, more like a story of a drug with horrific side effects that thankfully they caught before human trials.

      Compared to the horrific side effects of not using any birth control at all, I think a little testicular shrinkage is acceptable.

    2. Re:As if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be seen as a positive that they shrink because now the object above will appear much bigger. I can understand where the GP is coming from though I feel they do not speak for all. It's a body image thing and some men will gain confidence from jamming a sock down their crotch. Then there are others where the bits down there are a massive negative body image problem, I'd rather have mine off and in a paperweight.

    3. Re:As if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?

      I'd take this in a heartbeat. I'm sure that there's more than one or two... billion husbands out there who's wives are dead keen for a baby, but themselves - not so much. It brings control of children back to the man, and could even be taken covertly if you were really getting baby pressured.

    4. Re:As if.... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      As if there is a single man in the world would would take a contraceptive that shrank their testes....

      Well, if the research would find something that will increase the piece above the testes, I bet many would take it without thinking.

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    5. Re:As if.... by byrtolet · · Score: 1

      As if there is a single man in the world would would take a contraceptive that shrank their testes....

      Well, if the research would find something that will increase the piece above the testes, I bet many would take it without thinking.

      Don't you read your spam?

    6. Re:As if.... by dpilot · · Score: 2

      This is a situation where the two of you should really have been talking all along. If you're in this fundamental a disagreement, maybe you shouldn't have gotten here. Sex is a bit different with the "I'm fertile NOW!" thrown in, of course, but that's part of life.

      It would be best if baby would be welcomed into the world by loving parents. That may be ideal and rose-colored, but I think it's still a good goal. I also believe that birth control for timing and quantity is an important part of that ideal goal, as well.

      But where would you be, had your father had this available, and felt too "baby pressured?"

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    7. Re:As if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you even serious? Do you honestly not know how you come across each time you say that?

    8. Re:As if.... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      As if there is a single man in the world would would take a contraceptive that shrank their testes....

      Well, if the research would find something that will increase the piece above the testes, I bet many would take it without thinking.

      Don't you read your spam?

      Why should I? It's wasted production time...

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    9. Re:As if.... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly not know how you come across each time you say that?

      As someone who doesn't understand the issue, I suppose?

    10. Re:As if.... by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Well from a guy's perspective.
      0) I'm rather attached to my balls.
      1) We regularly think with our balls, so having our balls shrink is not considered a good thing. Imagine if a contraceptive shrunk your brains, would you be happy with that?
      2) Since there's already a side effect that's so measurable, I won't be surprised there are other negative side effects. "The Pill" for women already has been known to have long term effects on their libido and also affect their preference in men. Even stuff like hair-loss treatments for men can affect libido (apparently permanently in some cases). So I'd be surprised if something that shrinks our balls doesn't do much else. A contraceptive drug that causes people to not feel like having sex is normally counter productive and not just counter reproductive ;). Unless it's for people whose sexual urges cause them too much problems.

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    11. Re:As if.... by makomk · · Score: 1

      "Even" hair-loss treatment? One of the common treatments for male baldness is essentially an anti-androgen, so it'd be more surprising if it didn't affect libido and sexual performance.

  4. Is the testicle-shrinking reversible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I could imagine that much of a testicle's volume is composed of hydrated protein and whatnot. Perhaps the loss in volume vanishes when the drug is discontinued.

    1. Re:Is the testicle-shrinking reversible? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      Perhaps the loss in volume vanishes when the drug is discontinued.

      No, you grow a third testicle and people will nickname you ET (extra testicle).

    2. Re:Is the testicle-shrinking reversible? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      That joke is so old it could die any moment...

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    3. Re:Is the testicle-shrinking reversible? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the loss in volume vanishes when the drug is discontinued.

      No, you grow a third testicle and people will nickname you ET (extra testicle).

      In related news, Lance Armstrong has volunteered for the clinical trials.

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  5. Mod this story as Redundant by Zubinix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its not like most slashdotters are getting any.

    1. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I thought using /. was the same thing as using birth control. It works for me!

    2. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm worried about getting my fleshlight pregnant you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      [adjusts pocket protector] Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man!

    4. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      My real doll wants to see other people. FML!

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    5. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us are happily married to geeky wives, have families, and even have frequent sex, too.

    6. Re:Mod this story as Redundant by humanrev · · Score: 1

      Surely you know he's joking. Surely you're sarcasm detector isn't *that* broken. Surely?

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  6. Eh... by schitso · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Color me a skeptic, I guess, but I'm not too fond of the government's idea of "safe in humans".

    1. Re:Eh... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      Quiet down and put your nuts in the TSA scanner!

    2. Re:Eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WHY? but FUCK WHY is this Flamebait?!

      I invite you all to think back to the many times the gov't said something was safe...
      OR even how many people the gov't killed during experiments.

    3. Re:Eh... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with AC. When the gov't says it's safe........

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    4. Re:Eh... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      The FDA is motivated to approve drugs to support the drug companies, then found the drugs cause adverse side effects or death, supporting the ambulance chaser lawyers with their annoying TV commercials.

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    5. Re:Eh... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It's doubly bizarre you believe that meme when almost certainly the FDA forcibly dragging the feet of drug companies, and costing them billions in testing, has lead to slower drug development, and thus more deaths than the FDA has saved.

      All it takes is delaying one drug that saves 10% of heart patients annually around the world by one year and ffft! There goes several million needless deaths.

      Compare that to the sum total of lives the FDA may have saved before issues became obvious and the drug companies would pull the drug anyway.

      But a death in front of the camera is worth hundreds of theoretical deaths because drug tech is behind where it otherwise would be.

      Who gives a fuck, it's all game.

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    6. Re:Eh... by makomk · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're missing one important aspect of drug testing: without sufficient testing, we can't actually know that the drug will save 10% of heart patients. Until we've tested the drug in large-scale, well conducted clinical trials and then carefully checked those trials over for the usual drug company shenanigans, for all we know it actually kills 5% of patients that would otherwise survive.

  7. There is a quick way by roman_mir · · Score: 0

    But researchers now report a new way to make male mice temporarily infertile.

    - it's called a swift kick in the balls. It works by blocking the ability to fuck for a little while.

    1. Re:There is a quick way by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, and to achieve the maximum result repeat as often as it takes.

    2. Re:There is a quick way by epyT-R · · Score: 0

      yes that's right.. and when she wont' shut up, lets just smack her across the face...as many times as necessary..

      is the joke still funny now? or is your white knight I'm-sorry-for-being-a-man knee jerk reaction kicking in right now?

    3. Re:There is a quick way by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you are talking about, I wasn't listening.

    4. Re:There is a quick way by cffrost · · Score: 2

      But researchers now report a new way to make male mice temporarily infertile.

      - it's called a swift kick in the balls. It works by blocking the ability to fuck for a little while.

      I don't understand... I can't get off unless I get kicked in the nuts. Is there something wrong with me?

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    5. Re:There is a quick way by cffrost · · Score: 1

      yes that's right.. and when she wont' shut up, lets just smack her across the face...as many times as necessary..

      is the joke still funny now? or is your white knight I'm-sorry-for-being-a-man knee jerk reaction kicking in right now?

      We're talking about fucking, not "knee"-jerking.

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    6. Re:There is a quick way by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
      Nothing, shes already been told twice...

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      "That's right...I said it."
    7. Re:There is a quick way by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      as always it is with violence and alcohol, if it doesn't solve the problem, you aren't applying enough of it.

    8. Re:There is a quick way by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      roman_mir isn't. he's talking about assault, which in this gynocratic/mangina run society, is an international outrage when it happens to women, but a funny joke when it happens to men.

    9. Re:There is a quick way by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I know several professional Mistresses who make quite a (dis)respectable living from CBT. It's not that uncommon.

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  8. Beats paying child support! by voodoo+cheesecake · · Score: 0

    Also known as ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

    1. Re:Beats paying child support! by epyT-R · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      or you know, we could actually hold women accountable for the implied responsibility that comes with 'my body, my right,' instead of pulling his wallet in, involuntarily. Of course, in this culture, it seems like we can't hold women accountable for anything sexually related without being labeled misogynists..

    2. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What is this, this putting his wallet in involuntarily? Are you talking about the woman getting pregnant and the man having to pay child support? Well... um, if the man in this hypothetical situation was raped for that there sperm, then sure--he shouldn't pay a red cent. If he wasn't, then he needs to re-enroll in his sixth grade health class to learn that when you stick your junk in a vagina, it may produce a pregnancy.

      Seriously. This argument is so old and so tiresome. If you get a woman pregnant, that's your kid. You need to take care of your kid. Is that too hard a concept to grasp?

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    3. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You see, that's why male contraceptives are a big deal. Currently, the only way for a man to have sex and have any say in whether the woman gets pregnant is either irreversible with some significant probability or ineffective with some significant probability: You can get snipped or use a condom. That's it. Woman can use the pill, and since that's a relatively reliable contraceptive that also doesn't prevent the woman from getting pregnant later when she wants to, it's the most widely used method of birth control. It's however 100% in the control of the woman, who can therefore basically unilaterally decide to get pregnant. So yes, it does take two, but the realities are such that women can and do get pregnant to get a commitment out of men, even if it ends up being just financial commitment.

    4. Re:Beats paying child support! by cffrost · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      or you know, we could actually hold women accountable for the implied responsibility that comes with 'my body, my right,' instead of pulling his wallet in, involuntarily. Of course, in this culture, it seems like we can't hold women accountable for anything sexually related without being labeled misogynists..

      You'd probably run into this problem much less if you quit being a misogynist.

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    5. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You'd probably run into this problem much less if you quit being a misogynist.

      I always love how some people are adamant advocates of equality between the sexes, but still think that treating men and women equally is misogynistic.

    6. Re:Beats paying child support! by cffrost · · Score: 2

      I always love how some people are adamant advocates of equality between the sexes, but still think that treating men and women equally is misogynistic.

      How is suggesting that women bear full financial responsibility for a child advocating equality?

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

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    7. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you get a woman pregnant, that's your kid. You need to take care of your kid. Is that too hard a concept to grasp?

      Honestly, yes.

      If we both agreed to have sex but not have a kid, and both did everything we could to prevent it, but an accident happens, there are safe procedures available to end a pregnancy. Take an abortion pill.
      If she decides on her own, against his will, to have a baby, I don't see a reason why anyone has to pay child support then. I'd have a hard time to even consider that my kid. It's her decision and her kid.

      As long as the law doesn't recognize this I'd be happy to use male birth control.

    8. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way defending the right to keep slaves is advocating freedom. The same way demanding that a religion's beliefs trumps the state is advocating for tolerance, and the same way that refusing to pay taxes is advocating responsibility.

    9. Re:Beats paying child support! by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      I believe the "parent" was suggesting that when two consenting adults agree not to have children and select female contraceptives as the means to ensure that decision, the female is responsible for applying the contraceptive. This was the agreement. If said female chooses to break the agreement then the resulting pregnancy was her choice, not her male partners choice.

      When this or another reliable male contraceptive is available both parties will be able to ensure the agreement is respected without resorting to an irreversible procedure.

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    10. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's hard to grasp. It's hard to grasp that she lied about being on birth control. It's hard to grasp that I have zero say as to whether or not to get an abortion or give it up for adoption. It's hard to grasp that when the condom breaks that she won't get the morning after pill (that I'd happily pay for).

    11. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is suggesting that women bear full financial responsibility for a child advocating equality?

      My body implies that it's my choice which implies that it's my responsibility. Without the third part you aren't treating women like adults.

      And while making her solely responsible might seem like overkill, it can't be any more absurd than holding him equally responsible for something he has much less control over.

    12. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes: for women, adulthood is the same as slavery, because they just can't handle it. How woman-friendly of you.

    13. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh! Inequality continues. But not in the way you think.

    14. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, condoms are effective if used properly. The problem is the small percentage of the population who doesn't use them properly, which skews the statistic.
      They also have the benefit of not fucking around with your body chemistry or causing side effects. (e.g. blood clots).

      Buy appropriately sized condoms, learn how to use them properly, and stop looking for a rescue pill...

    15. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that two people who don't trust each other would be having sex.

    16. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be thankful women don't try to eat us after sex like in several species

    17. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statistics on condom failure are very misleading. Yes, it happens, but the primary cause of "condom failure" is not using a condom . No, really.

    18. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women can abort, they have access to much better contraception and they can even abandon their child at birth without any input from the father. It is a constant in our society to consider the one who has the power to make decision gets to bear most of the responsibility that come with these decisions.

    19. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      Not always possible. Some women cannot use condoms due to skin allergies to the material. My wife and I found out the hard way that they lead to an unbearable burning.

    20. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      I can't say that I agree, but I can't see this as flamebate. WTF mods. Again, it's not about _your_ personal opinion. It's about the merrit of what is said.

    21. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      *flamebait. oops :)

    22. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 4, Informative

      OK, then perhaps you shouldn't stick your pecker into things it can get pregnant. Grasping that?

    23. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, as a man, I complete agree with "if you get a woman pregnant, that's your kid. You need to take care of your kid". How it got there is not really relevant and I find the whole argument void.

      OTOH... I also think that a father has the right to know if he has a child, so I'm completely in favour of paternity testing. This is where IMO the system is chronically wrong: I, as a father, should have the right to know that a women has given birth to a son of mine, and not having it raised as someone else's son. Likewise a child should have the right to know who his father is, regardless of the "inclination" of the mother to say the truth. And finally no men should be forced to pay child support for a child that isn't his.

    24. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course she needs to take care of her kid. And single mothers who don't have the dads stick around DO. Are you saying they don't? Saying that it's a 50/50 deal makes me misandric? I'd say the opposite. Children need a father in their lives, imho, and the world would be a better place if more men stepped up to the plate. it's *getting* better, but it needs work.

      I don't know what women you've met in life, but I assure you, I ain't one of them. Neither are many. Have you ever thought that your selection and choices are messed-up and you're honing in on the WRONG chicks? I hooked up with a great guy, a real, 100% geek, while nearly all of my friends decided to moon over the Bad Boys. I get jealous looks from them, especially from the single mother demographic, but I don't say, "Yea, men are assholes," but "Well, you made the choices."

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    25. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 3

      I heart you.

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    26. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they don't trust each other? It only works because they do trust each other. Would you fuck a woman if you don't want children but you suspect she wants to get pregnant? Reliable male contraceptives protect the "gullible", the easily preyed upon.

    27. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 2

      "I also think that a father has the right to know if he has a child, so I'm completely in favour of paternity testing"

      Absolutely. The only times I'd say "Oh, c'mon," is if it's obvious he's just being a dick. Some men will do anything to get out of that responsibility, even if it takes lying, calling her a 'whore'. But even then, fine, have your paternity test. In that case I'd say that the father would have to pay for it, unless it turned out it wasn't his kid. That's to prevent defaming the woman he's accusing of cheating on him.

      I think what a lot of men who bitch and accuse women of "trapping them with a kid" (because women can control the sperm count and what it does after it gets up in her uterus; let's face it, most women who get pregnant didn't have some master plan to keep the guy around. Some? Sure, but...) don't think on is that they've created a human, who will one day know that the man who fathered them saw them more as a trap than an actual person. I can't imagine that kind of feeling, especially if when I turned 18, they'd suddenly want to be in my life. What a hurtful, psych-bill inducing insult, knowing that your entire existence was spit upon by the person who should have loved you most.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    28. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only way I would agree with you is if it was decided beforehand that she WOULD have an abortion if she got pregnant. I mean... honestly, do you understand what most women go through in having an abortion? It's not a flippant contraceptive, but something that can destroy you mentally, emotionally, etc.

      I'm being serious now, really, because the two options you have here is something that involves instant gratification: "abort the baby, done," and "she had the kid, I'm outta here." Do you understand how either one of those can affect you later on in life? Do you really and truly understand that 18 years later, you're going to be loathed and reviled by the person you fathered, or that maybe, just maybe, you might regret the abortion? It's not to say "THIS WILL HAPPEN!" it's to actually think. I'm a scientist at heart, and calculate every single little thing, not just how I feel at this very moment.

      In the end, if you don't want a kid, don't have sex on the first date. Maybe not even on the second. Get to know the person you're interested in, let them know how you want things to go and see if you match. Not every woman is out to get you, you know. It's about being selective. I think this about friends of mine that hooked up with losers, thought they were great but ended up being abusive deadbeat-dads that won't take care of the kids they gave life to. I feel for them, but I went for the geeky guy all THEIR 'love interests' teased for playing violin instead of going to keg parties. "Well, you made your choice, even knowing what kind of person they were."

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    29. Re:Beats paying child support! by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Appropriately sized is key, and different sizes are hard to find. Probably partly a result of the social stigma of asking for extra small...

      I know there's an obvious response that if you need extra small you probably won't have much call to use them anyway, so maybe it's a moot point

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    30. Re:Beats paying child support! by Papaspud · · Score: 1

      Then there are guys like this fine man.../s........... he needs to be neutered period. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/18/desmond-hatchett-30-kids_n_1528850.html

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    31. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some men cannot use them either. They make me lose my erection in 10 seconds.

    32. Re:Beats paying child support! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      How is suggesting that women bear full financial responsibility for a child advocating equality?

      Because they bear full decision making power. It's either a joint responsibility, or it's not.

    33. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 1

      Ah, that fine gentleman! Yes, indeed. I can see him now, going to his spawn... "Okay kids, do Daddy a favor: don't eat for the next seven or twelve years 'til I figure this shit out."

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    34. Re:Beats paying child support! by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      You do know there are latex free condoms on the market?

      We used to use them because of the allergies.

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    35. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course she needs to take care of her kid. And single mothers who don't have the dads stick around DO. Are you saying they don't?

      Physically carrying the child for 9 months, and then dumping it with their mom so they can go back to clubbing/drinking/philandering (now financed by child support) is hardly what'd I'd call "taking care of the kid." However, I've seen this behavior time and time again. And the best part: there is no legal reprocussion for her being relatively uninvolved with the child's rearing. However, when the man fails to pay his support... because the court is involved...he risks jail. Not to mention that there's no oversight to make sure that the support payments the man is making are in fact used on the kid at all. I've also seen, time and time again, the man faithly pay his mandated portion, and then STILL have to feed and cloth his malnourished children who are given to him wearing rags during his once-every-other-weekend visitation.

       

      Saying that it's a 50/50 deal makes me misandric?

      Based on my statements, above: yes it does. Why? Because 50/50 doesn't end up being 50/50 as one side has absolutely no requirement to meet their end of the bargain.

      I'd say the opposite. Children need a father in their lives, imho, and the world would be a better place if more men stepped up to the plate.

      The statistics show that they actually do. 70%+ of men in the US pay their child support in full, and the percentage is higher in those who actually receive their visitation rights according to statistics. It also shows that in the situations where men "do the right thing" and wife up their unplanned baby-mama...................women divorce them anyway somewhere down the road. With a strong preference for doing so within the first 5 years.

    36. Re:Beats paying child support! by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      ok, then by that attitude, women shouldn't have birth control either.. if they choose to have sex, they should just have to deal with the consequences.. same as the men. fair?

    37. Re:Beats paying child support! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      people like you deliberately misinterpret the issue. I cannot grasp why. It's in your interest to have control over the outcomes of actions you are held accountable for.

    38. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 0

      Waaaaaitaminnit. I've been commenting a lot around here, and all I've been saying is that I WANT the male birth control. Where the hell do you read my NOT wanting it in here? My entire stance is based on men taking part in the birth control process, instead of it being on the woman solely, having control over the choice to have kids or not. Why twist everything around? Are you that desperate to give chicks the shaft? Seriously, I'm SUPPORTIVE of men having this choice, wtf is your deal?

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    39. Re:Beats paying child support! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      One more thought..
      Your statement is easily rewritten as:

      Well if the woman in your hypothetical situation was raped, then sure, she shouldn't pay a red cent. If she wasn't, well then she needs to re-enroll in her sixth grade health class to learn that when you let a penis enter your vagina, you can/will get pregnant."

      That's just it. He didn't 'get her pregnant.' Both of them got her pregnant. So, if she's going to have the unilateral say in taking the fetus to term, then, by default, she should be solely responsible for it. With power comes responsibility, with no power, comes none. Ideally, she should have to enter into a contract with him (or get married) for financial support/fatherhood, but otherwise he should have the same right of refusal she does. This keeps the table balanced and encourages children only when both parents are truly ready to be parents, financially and mentally. It prevents her from using the kid as a battering ram to get him to commit when he's clearly not ready to, which happens a lot in today's society. This would eliminate a ton of highschoolesque melodrama that surrounds pregnancy today. Dr Phil would go out of business which would be a benefit to everyone..

      The rules you're conforming to come from a time when women didn't have a choice. It was fair as women, especially pregnant ones, weren't allowed to work all that much and were very dependent on men for support. Today, things are very different, and it's about time that women gave up the privileges of chattel status if they want out of it.

    40. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you have the same reaction if our options were your options? I wonder.

    41. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a psychiatrist and have seen the following situation way too many times:

      Woman gets pregnant, leaves father for whatever reason, then moves in with a second partner who is wealthy. Meanwhile, the father is poor, barely making ends meet. The court rules that the father "needs to pay their share of child support." This is even though the father is barely making enough money to support himself, and the woman is living with a wealthy partner with more than enough money to go around many times over.

      The court system is too unreliable and relies too much on stereotypes of "deadbeat" dads when making child support decisions.

      Over time, I've really become opposed to the idea of child support. I've seen too many fathers get screwed over by the legal system. The government needs to stay out of families over matters like that. If a woman gets pregnant, she needs to accept the responsibilities, which includes the possibility the father might leave, and not rely on the government to fix her problem.

      Yes, there are plenty of antisocial fathers around, but there are plenty of antisocial mothers around too.

    42. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should know that I'm a man, and I completely agree with you on this. Sex still has consequences, and it's sad that most of us men don't consider those before they make the decision.

    43. Re:Beats paying child support! by makomk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well... um, if the man in this hypothetical situation was raped for that there sperm, then sure--he shouldn't pay a red cent.

      Under current US law, it doesn't make one iota of difference whether he was raped, or even if he was way under the age of consent and the adult woman in question was in a position of power over him - child support is for the benefit of the kids, and everyone knows it benefits kids to be brought up by a kiddy-rapist enough to justify making one of her victims pay for it.

    44. Re:Beats paying child support! by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he wasn't, then he needs to re-enroll in his sixth grade health class to learn that when you stick your junk in a vagina, it may produce a pregnancy.

      Seriously. This argument is so old and so tiresome. If you get a woman pregnant, that's your kid. You need to take care of your kid. Is that too hard a concept to grasp?

      That's just it. He didn't 'get her pregnant.' Both of them got her pregnant. So, if she's going to have the unilateral say in taking the fetus to term, then, by default, she should be solely responsible for it. With power comes responsibility, with no power, comes none. Ideally, she should have to enter into a contract with him (or get married) for financial support/fatherhood, but otherwise he should have the same right of refusal she does. This keeps the table balanced and encourages children only when both parents are truly ready to be parents, financially and mentally. It prevents her from using the kid as a battering ram to get him to commit when he's clearly not ready to, which happens a lot in today's society. This would eliminate a ton of highschoolesque melodrama that surrounds pregnancy today. Dr Phil would go out of business which would be a benefit to everyone..

      The rules you're conforming to come from a time when women didn't have a choice. It was fair as women, especially pregnant ones, weren't allowed to work all that much and were very dependent on men for support. Today, things are very different, and it's about time that women gave up the privileges of chattel status if they want out of it.

      sorry, I shouldn't have broken my statement into two posts, but it happens.. there's another reply somewhere on this poor excuse for code

    45. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something that involves instant gratification: "abort the baby, done," and "she had the kid, I'm outta here."

      You claim to be a women who demands your fellow sisters take responsibility for their decisions, then spout this. As a man, I think dealing with an unwanted pregnancy is a horrific dilemma, and we've both seen why. But that is the woman's price for irresponsible sex. Inevitably, the woman decides to keep the pregnancy and then keep the baby, not the man. This results in the man having to pay child support, for doing essentially what the woman wanted. But no woman bleats the cost of his choice is unfair.

    46. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... into things it can get pregnant.

      Sex robots rule!
      Despite the existence of flesh-lights and sex dolls, the common scenario ('I dated a robot') makes sex robots an evil invention. Historically speaking, most men didn't produce offspring, yet we have 7 billion people on this blue-green rock.

      Leaving aside the misandry of the "Futurama" story, you are encouraging the choice (or happenstance) for childless men!

    47. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand how either one of those can affect you later on in life? Do you really and truly understand that 18 years later, you're going to be loathed and reviled by the person you fathered, or that maybe, just maybe, you might regret the abortion?

      yes I do. but that isn't an argument against my point. it actually supports it.
      she used my sperm for something we didn't only not agree upon, but which we both agreed it will not be used for. the fact that I have to deal with a kid emotionally for 20 years is just adding to the financial damage she would have done.

      (no, I'm not a father. this is hypothetical)

      think this about friends of mine that hooked up with losers, thought they were great but ended up being abusive deadbeat-dads that won't take care of the kids they gave life to. I feel for them

      I do, too. I feel for every woman who is left alone with a child by its father.
      that's no excuse for MAKING a child against the will of the father, just because she wants to.

      I don't think I am the irresponsible one here.
      I don't sleep with anyone without a condom, even if she takes birth control, unless we agree that there will be an abortion in case of an accident, and I trust her.

    48. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop making a blame game.

      The point: Male contraceptives level the playing field.

    49. Re:Beats paying child support! by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 2

      Under current US law, it doesn't make one iota of difference whether he was raped, or even if he was way under the age of consent and the adult woman in question was in a position of power over him - child support is for the benefit of the kids, and everyone knows it benefits kids to be brought up by a kiddy-rapist enough to justify making one of her victims pay for it.

      Here is one example of this. There's more on google too.

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      "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever." -www.animemusicvideos.org
    50. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also argue that you shouldn't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant - and yet the contraceptive pill for women provided a massive improvement in womens' rights.

      I'm actually too young to remember this. Would any Slashdotters who were around in the 1960s like to tell us whether anyone, similar to the parent poster, were arguing that the introduction of the pill shouldn't make a difference, because women who didn't want to become pregnant should just remain celibate?

    51. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way I would agree with you is if it was decided beforehand that she WOULD have an abortion if she got pregnant.

      I'd consider this a default position. If the couple aren't trying to get pregnant, and aren't ready to look after a child, then getting an abortion is the only responsible thing to do. It's not pleasant for the woman, certainly - but it beats giving birth, let alone looking after an unwanted child.

    52. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Flamebait
      1. trying to start an argument just for fun
      2. going against social norms enough that someone gets mad

      Women have rights, men have responsibilities. That's just how our society works.

    53. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I mean... honestly, do you understand what most women go through in having an abortion?

      That's irrelevant because it's not her only option. Can you at least agree that as women have gained more options (contraception, emergency contraception, abortion, safe haven laws) while men have lost some (paternity tests), women bear an increased responsibility for choosing wisely? Or do you not believe that women can make decisions and be held accountable for them?

    54. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, when the man fails to pay his support... because the court is involved...he risks jail"

      Riiigghhhttt. The type of men that I see who have kids and aren't married are mostly losers already. They're already the kind of people that are in and out of jail for other reasons. Hell, jail just means free room and board. I know men who are behind in years of child support but the system won't do anything about it because placing a non-violent person in jail just costs tax payers even more money than it's worth.

      Mostly just poor uneducated men looking for some tail.

      I took "Children need a father in their lives" as in every day, not every other weekend.

    55. Re:Beats paying child support! by Cazekiel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see how my saying that a man should support his child means that I think total absolutes about women getting everything they want with no accountability. I'm honestly trying to find the words to say to this, because I'd said I wasn't going to say anything else (I've raped this topic comments-wise today), so I want to make everything clear in these "final words". Or what I HOPE are final...

      Never once have I said anything about women getting everything and men getting nothing, but that doesn't seem to matter; to some men, it seems that anytime someone brings up a disadvantage in the 'Woman's World', they jump up and start pointing fingers, saying "we have it bad, too!" What's funny is that while I have a small feminist side, I see the bullshit that goes on on my side of the court. I could give examples, but I've been too wordy already. Fact is, I try my best to be a reasonable, well-rounded and deep-thinking individual. I can shoot off the mouth and be opinionated, but if no one did that, there wouldn't be anything interesting on the internet.

      We DO have a little more responsibility. And in a lot of cases, that's what fucks us up the ass without the benny of a reach-around. We're damned if we do, damned if we don't. If you're a pregnant teenager, some schools will try to bar you from attending but let the baby-daddy (gah, hate using that, but it seems right here, dunno why) roam the halls without repercussion. If we choose to abort when the man doesn't want us to, we're baby-killing bitches. If we choose to keep the baby, we're money-hungry bitches. If we choose to not have sex on the first or second date, we're labelled prudes. If we DO have sex on the first or second date, we're sluts. We do have options, and we DON'T have options, simply because we can be vilified for any one of them. Saying this, I'm not trying to play the tearful, "WOE IS ME, I'M A WOMAN!" card, it is what it is. How do we win? Give the man the decision entirely? Compromise, when it's already too hot to touch? What about the families on both sides, do they have a say? I DO side with women on this issue a little more, yes, because the products of both abortion and pregnancy will stay with her forever. I know the latter well; I had to have a c-section, because my son was born at 11.6 pounds, no lie. I've never recovered from it, even when I joined a gym and went through serious fitness and dieting routines. I'd never take it back, however. All this doesn't mean the man doesn't get a say in what happens, but it IS hard to say how it's finalized, as yes, the woman is the most affected. Sorry... you might not like it as a man, but it's just fact. Sometimes I don't like it either, because I'm a person who wants to be completely impartial, even in things like this. But I always keep coming back to the "who's affected the most by this?" point.

      The best solution is what a lot of men (and some women) do not want to hear: this can allllll be avoided in NOT having sex with someone on the first, second or even third date. This goes for both sexes. If Jane and Joe have sex on the first date and Jane gets pregnant, neither one of them can bitch about the decisions being made on either side, whether or not the woman's insisting on it being her way. If Jane got to know Joe, she'd learn he didn't want kids and would want an abortion be done and nothing but. If Joe got to know Jane, he'd learn that she didn't want an abortion, even if it was with some guy she just met. Would this seriously kill anyone? I'm not talking "Wait for marriage," crap, just KNOW the person you're going to sleep with before you sleep with them. Neither side can feign ignorance. And it doesn't even have to be a two-hour lecture on 'Why Joe Doesn't Want Kids: Part VII, Money'... just, "Not without a condom--too young for kids *wink*" or the like.

      It's not hard. In the end, it's 50/50, because someone else isn't responsible for another person, no matter how deceitful the man or woman may be. If a man has sex (especially unprotected sex, taking her word tha

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    56. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound an awful lot like the anti-abortion loudmouths of old. "If you don't want kids don't wrap your vagina around things that can make you pregnant. Grasping that?"

    57. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think children of rape victims (fathered by the rapist) feel?

    58. Re:Beats paying child support! by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Hormones.

      Assuming you are male and heterosexual then you will know how powerful the drive to have sex is. So strong that if a woman is really determined to sleep with you the only way to avoid sex is to avoid her. Boy, they only have to indicate that they wouldn't say no if you asked and it's hard not to give in to temptation.

      You should understand that hormones have as dramatic an effect on women. Women's hormones change on a monthly basis and their desires, and mood changes as a result. Even more dramatic is the effect that pregnancy does to them. Their body is overwhelmed by hormones that many will never have experienced before. For many of them the difficulty in having an abortion, even if they said they would previously, is as hard as a man turning down sex from a beautiful woman who is really pushing the issue and doing everything in her power to seduce him.

      So remember, it could be easier for you to remain celibate for the rest of your life than your partner to have an abortion once she's pregnant.

      Tim.

      --
      God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = -@B/@t, curl H = J + @D/@t," and there was light.
    59. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There used to be a time when men were expected to take care of their offspring, and were expected to marry a woman before sleeping with her. But the feminists told everyone that was paternalistic and misogynistic - that marriage was a trap, etc... - and now society expects women to dress and act in accord with the lusts of men, and men are expected, in the worst case, to pay for the abortion, should she become pregnant.

      Well, maybe. Offering to pay for the abortion is the metaphorical olive branch in male-female relations; it is not strictly required. It's what a guy does when he's trying to convince his buddies that he's not a total asshole and "she's like nuts or something!" for wanting to have his child.

      Some liberation.

      As much as people like to whine about religion in the public life on ./, this sort of abuse of women wouldn't happen if everyone held themselves to the Christian standard of sexual morality.

    60. Re:Beats paying child support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I'm posting as AC, but anyway, I've been reading the comments and would like to say that I agree with you ~95% (and the rest is really small stuff). There is a lot of "big bad women!" sentiment in this kind of, er, environments, not sure why (reddit is the same). It's all rather juvenile, it's looking at all this as some sort of sick contest.

      I think partially this is because part of the audience was/is the archetipal "good guy that always finishes last", meaning that they are overwhelmingly passive-aggressive and hold a perpetual grudge against women, and above all cherry picking behaviours to cast some sort of shadow over the all, er, female species. I mean, "trapping them with a kid", this is at best something that happens in a very small number of situations - and worse, it is hard to define: a women that gets pregnant *should NEVER be forced to abort*, so this could be percevided as "trapping" the men.

      I also find the "well, they should just make an abortion" an imbecile preposition. Like this was the same as taking care of a pimple, it shows the most vile lack of empathy. Also, it completely sidesteps that making an aborting is not something that many women will do in purely ethical terms (and no, I'm not anti-abortion - or better, I'm not pro the illegalisation of abortion).

      They also, amidst this sort of "male fraternity" kind of thing, forget that the OVERWHELMING problem in society is not women that "unilaterally plan" a pregnancy: it is single-mothers, since the father just didn't gave a damn. This must however be unconfortable to admit, but any MAN that has a child knows that this is despicable behaviour. And if they can't do the right thing, they should be forced to. The eyes of a kid that has to see his friends picked up by daddy when he never knew his (but thinks about it everyday) is heart crushing. Every kid has a father, the "father: unknown" classification is simply imoral and should be illegal (where it isn't already). This should be the main concern, not some vapid "uh, woman gotz my spermz oh noes!"

      Are there issues with paternity rights? Yes they are, serious issues with child support, bias from the judges, all stuff that makes my blood boil.They should be analysed and considered on their own right - and most women will, gasp!, agree with men in those situations.

      So, this is mostly for your eyes only since the thread is now more or less forgotten, just didn't want to leave you with the idea that every man in IT has this apparently huge chip in their shoulder regarding women. I find this all rather pathetic, really... especially when one considers that when sons and daughters get into the picture this whole "X/Y chromosome affiliation" goes down the drain.

    61. Re:Beats paying child support! by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I think what a lot of men who bitch and accuse women of "trapping them with a kid" (because women can control the sperm count and what it does after it gets up in her uterus; let's face it, most women who get pregnant didn't have some master plan to keep the guy around. Some? Sure, but...)

      Obviously most pregnancies are planned, but women "forgetting" to take their pill in order to have kids with a man who does not want kids (oh, he'll love the kid once he holds him/her!) happens all the time.

      Giving men more birth control options is a good thing. It's good for couples (some women get unpleasant side effects from the pill), and it's good for men who want to be extra careful.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    62. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      You HAVE control, and it is you misinterperting the issue. She cannot get pregnant if you don't put it in. It's very very simple.

    63. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what this means.

    64. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      I am not encouraging anything at all. I'm simply pointing out the obvious.

    65. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      LOL, well that's actually unfortunate. Sex is a wonderful, beautiful thing. I'm mainly responding to the nonsensical complaint the OP made here. Mainly that he can't grasp that engaging in risky behaviour caries a *gasp* risk.

    66. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify further. I'm not at all anti-abortion. Anyone, whatsoever, should be able to control what is within their bodies if the means are there. Anything beyond a medical necessity is pretty much by definition self mutilation.

    67. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      I'm not making the argument for celebacy. I'm making the argument that risky behaviour carries a risk. That is all. To complain about women doing such aweful things to this individual, I'm surprised he didn't figure out that he is the cause of his own suffering.

    68. Re:Beats paying child support! by phorm · · Score: 1

      Grasping that?

      That is an alternative, yes.

    69. Re:Beats paying child support! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this is a response to anything I wrote, let alone the actual question I asked, but anyway:

      Never once have I said anything about women getting everything and men getting nothing, but that doesn't seem to matter
      Because regardless of what you say, that does seem to be the situation we're in (with allowances for hyperbole).

      We're damned if we do, damned if we don't.
      And you think it's any different for men? "Slut"/"stud" is the opposite of "good girl"/"virgin who can't get laid". Want kids when she doesn't - "Patriarchal oppressor!", don't want kids when she does - "How could you be so cruel as to deny her that?"

      And don't miss the big ones: "Don't you trust me that I'm on the pill?"
      Yes -> gives up what little control he had over his fertility
      No -> you're a misogynist who thinks all women are out to get pregnant, gold-diggers, ... (all the stuff you wrote)

      How do we win? Give the man the decision entirely?
      Don't recommend that. Men (for the most part) did exactly that, and look at the mess we have now!

      this can allllll be avoided in NOT having sex with someone on the first, second or even third date
      No. It's a sweet idea, but with half the pregnancies in the US unplanned, completely naive. People change, people lie (even to themselves), people fall for peer pressure and society's rationalizations ("men are never ready for babies, he'll be mad for a bit, but once he sees his child, it'll all be OK").

      In the end, it's 50/50, because someone else isn't responsible for another person, no matter how deceitful the man or woman may be.
      Where I'm from, if you lie in order to get money, that's fraud (unless you lie about being on birth control, who the father is, ...).

      if I don't reply, it's only because I've done this one too many times for my tastes
      That's fine, I won't take a lack of reply as a 'win'. I'm replying mostly because I think both perspectives deserve equal time.

    70. Re:Beats paying child support! by hazah · · Score: 1

      Not a bad choice if you find yourself in the predicament the OP is in.

  9. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the best birth control pill for males.

    1. Re:slashdot by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      slashdotters have proven over the last decade that hands don't become impregnated, so there is no need for them to use birth control. Hands never go on the rag, never cheat, and never think of marraige. Hands don't care if you watch porn or look at other hands.

  10. Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I get this strange, uncanny feeling that it won't catch on. From my own experience and opinion, men get squicked-out when it comes to changing one of their body functions. Women are "meh, okay," when it comes to oral contraceptives (in SOME cases--me, it didn't work out at all) simply because they have to put up with major, stupid-ridiculous body issues over their entire lives (menstrual cycles, D-cups, pregnancy, menopause--just to name a few) while a man's changes are more subtle, quicker, and easily controllable (facial hair, voice changes, etc.). It'd be nice to, as Samwise says, 'Share the load,' (har har) but it'd take some time and re-thinking of roles.

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    You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    1. Re:Wishful thinking by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I get this strange, uncanny feeling that it won't catch on. From my own experience and opinion, men get squicked-out when it comes to changing one of their body functions. Women are "meh, okay," when it comes to oral contraceptives (in SOME cases--me, it didn't work out at all) simply because they have to put up with major, stupid-ridiculous body issues over their entire lives (menstrual cycles, D-cups, pregnancy, menopause--just to name a few) while a man's changes are more subtle, quicker, and easily controllable (facial hair, voice changes, etc.). It'd be nice to, as Samwise says, 'Share the load,' (har har) but it'd take some time and re-thinking of roles.

      Hell yes. Having a vasectomy was a bit of a mental hurdle to get over, although the difference there is it's permanent. Having had the vasectomy I'd still consider taking this if the smaller testes thing was a guarantee (and they didn't keep shrinking below the desired size), and they didn't result in any changes to sex drive.

    2. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the problem is that it will reduce the need for condoms. Getting some deadly STD is a lot more life changing then an unplanned pregnancy. Especially in today's society when single parents are quite common.

    3. Re:Wishful thinking by Bieeanda · · Score: 2

      I was thinking the same thing. There's no way that the side effect they list at the end of the article isn't going to trigger all kinds of castration anxiety, even if it's perfectly safe and reversible.

    4. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stupid-ridiculous body issues over their entire lives ("...D-cups,") "

      Oh really? So D cups are "stupid-ridiculous body issues"?

      Don't tell me, you're a breast reduction shill, carefully inserting your "big breasts are an 'illness'" bullshit into every topic of conversation.

      Next it will be the 'lower back pain' myth, blah blah blah.

      Tens of thousands of women have their once beautiful breasts BUTCHERED every year by hate-filled, jealous psychopaths, called 'surgeons', because of idiots like you.

    5. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 2

      I thought they could do a reversal for those who changed their minds? Either way, I think more and more men are evolving past their insecurities with body issues and it MAY catch on. Hoping so, anyway. Having more and more options on the table involving both sexes in preventing pregnancy, especially if either the man or woman can't DO oral contraceptives (as it was for me, previously stated) is a must, imho.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    6. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 2

      Perhaps, but for a married couple who don't want any more kids, or ANY kids altogether, it can be beneficial to their love lives if one or both uses oral contraceptives. And really, MOST women (though not all, unfortunately) understand that birth control pills don't prevent STDs, but we take it anyway AND condom use is encouraged.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    7. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 2

      I have DOUBLE-Ds, honey. E-cups when I was pregnant.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    8. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 1

      And may I add: by "stupid-ridiculous body issues" I meant an upheaval of your body's system. Getting boobs is a Big Deal. Try being a sixth grade girl with D-cups then get back to me.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    9. Re:Wishful thinking by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      I thought they could do a reversal for those who changed their minds?

      Tthey can attempt to reverse the procedure but it's around 80% successful for getting viable sperm in the ejaculate and about 75% percent successful for get a pregancy after reversal.

      --
      These comments are my personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the other voices in my head.
    10. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why you would hand-wave the face, body and head hair changes, the voice and adam's apple, the erectile dysfunction... For a great many men, and me personally, most especially, these things are the cause of an extreme amount of discomfort and anxiety.

      Perhaps we don't actually give birth, but aside from that, the physical frustrations of our sexes are at least equal, any day.

    11. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, and I will personally be a, er, late adopter of this sort of thing, but in terms of "squickiness" I can think of two examples:

      * Vasectomy: I personally still cringe when I even hear about it, but men have been doing it for many years now. When one considers that they were not always reversible - and that even today there is no absolute guarantee that they are, and that even when they are fertility is more often then not reduced - it also says something somewhat "surprising" in terms of relationship commitment.

      * AAS: there is a whole "subculture" - for lack of a better word - of men that mess with their bodies, doing multiple cycles of anabolic steroids. The side-effects include (but are not limited to), shrinking testes, mood swings, loss of hair, gynecomastica (due to the estradiol), the possibility of coronary problems, etc. The number of people that do this is higher than most people think and is *far* from limited to hardcore iron pumpers.

      In any event, and even assuming that a male oral contraceptive works flawlessly, the "sharing of the load" will always be asymmetric: it will be, of course, the women that will end up pregnant, which makes this sort of oral contraceptive useful for men that are concerned about getting caught in an unilateral decision by women, or those in a stable relationship as an alternative to a vasectomy.

      Putting it another way: were I a woman I would not outsource the responsibility of something that will ultimately affect my body so easily, even because it's easier to forget about something when the main immediate implication rests upon others.

    12. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This drug seems that won't affect the testosterone production so none of your fears is justified.

      In any case to ease your anxiety you should know that with a total testosterone suppresion, face, body and head hair changes will be verrry slow and can take years or decades. The voice and adam's apple won't change AT ALL unless you lack testosterone before puberty. The lack of testosterone does not cause erectile dysfunction, but only of spontaneous erections and definitely causes the almost total suppresion of semen production.

    13. Re:Wishful thinking by Alomex · · Score: 1

      You forget that once you've been married for a few years you get used to feeling emasculated 24x7, which is why so many married men consent to readily consent to getting a minivans and a vasectomy..

      I can totally see a married man taking those pills.

    14. Re:Wishful thinking by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      I really just don't get why. My wife had a contraceptive implant. One needle in the arm, bam, protected for 3 years. Because it introduces the drug into the bloodstream in a slow continuous way, rather than in one big hit each day with the tablets, side-effects are generally much milder. When we wanted to have kids, we took it out - just one needle. When we want to permanently not have any more kids, I'll have a vasectomy.

      I mean, I understand some women have reactions to the pill, even in the implant-form. But there's already such a wide variety of contraceptive methods, for both men and women, that you're sure to find one you can deal with. Why such effort to produce an oral one for men? At the very least, you can know if a man's wearing a condom. Who knows if he's actually taken the drug, even if he says he has?

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    15. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just want to point out that vasectomy and castration are two completely different things.

      Castration is the removal of the testes (balls). Removes sex drive completely. We only do this to animals these days.

      Vasectomy is a small plumbing job, cutting the pipes (vas deferens) that the testes pump the sperm into. Testes are not involved, and it doesn't affect sex-drive at all.
        It's quick, safe, cheap and a popular choice - more than 65000 men have vasectomies each year.

    16. Re:Wishful thinking by JackL · · Score: 1

      Really? I'm emasculated because I don't want any more kids and I love my minivan?

    17. Re:Wishful thinking by houghi · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it is not just the changes the bodies go through. The consequences of NOT taking the pill are even worse: having an unwanted baby.

      I do not think there needs to be a rethink of the roles. Please no PC anymore then there already is. Men and women are different and that is a GOOD thing. Diversity is good.

      I can imagine that some people who do not want unwanted offspring will take them. This depends on the other side effects more then on the shrinkage of the scrotum.

      For now the alternative between taking them and not taking them is that a man still has the option of walking away. A women does not have that chance and will have the scar of life of a legal abortion or the reminder of what happened in her life with her child as a result. Either that or take a pill? Some choice.

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    18. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, is not true that it remove sex drive completely. That is a misconception that TOO MANY unexperienced urologist and endocrinologist have.

      Erections, potency and orgasms are not very affected in an otherwise healthy human male. What it reduces is the libido and supresses the semen production and the physiological urgency to have sex as much as if you didn't need to go to the bathroom due to fasting.

    19. Re:Wishful thinking by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      True, but assuming you only have one partner, your chance of catching an STD is quite a bit lower than your chances of getting someone pregnant. And the chance that an STD you do catch is deadly is much, much lower.

    20. Re:Wishful thinking by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Usually I'd be the first to point out the upsides to being a woman in our culture that we tend to ignore when we talk about how women face discrimination or similar problems, but dude, you have issues.

    21. Re:Wishful thinking by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      But there's already such a wide variety of contraceptive methods, for both men and women, that you're sure to find one you can deal with.

      Variety, for men? There's the effectively permanent vasectomy, and annoying, has to be used during, and fairly ineffective condoms, and ... what?

      Who knows if he's actually taken the drug, even if he says he has?

      Ditto for a woman, even for your wife's implant.

      More options are good for everyone.

    22. Re:Wishful thinking by Alomex · · Score: 0

      Short answer: yes

      Long answer: yes

    23. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows if he's actually taken the drug, even if he says he has?

      For women, this issue of trust, and the helpless fear if a condom breaks, will be a new and shocking thing,
      For men, it's Saturday night.

      Women who don't want a pregnancy can take the pill.
      Men who don't want child support can take this.

      People who can't or won't take oral contraceptives can go for surgeries, rely on fragile latex, or trust their partners.

    24. Re:Wishful thinking by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      I could see another potential problem being that some jerk is going to use this to justify raping women because he "couldn't get them pregnant anyway".

    25. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know those are the only two types of male contraceptive on the market.
      There has been some recent research into a sonic procedure, which looks very promising for male contraception and there is a spermicidal implant in the testes that looks very promising as well.
      I personally would prefer to avoid hormonal chemicals for both parties so I'll be happy to see these new more targeted procedures.

    26. Re:Wishful thinking by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Who knows if he's actually taken the drug, even if he says he has?

      Are you sure you aren't a woman? Because every man knows the consequences of unprotected sex: 20 years of child support. Women may have some medical complications, but they have no responsibilities because they have the right to choose. And... do you actually see those triennial implants installed? Cause it's also a woman's right to change her mind

    27. Re:Wishful thinking by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      minivans are far more useful from a masculine point of view than a sports car. I take out the seats and haul equipment and furniture with my minivan. Those weenies with sports cars are afraid they'll break a nail if they did any real work with tools or picked up one end of a desk. Those are the marketing droids, lawyers, sales wanks.

      no vasectomy needed, safer to put an IUD in a wife than to cut anyone's body. that is totally reversible. shame they haven't caught on over here like they elsewhere. Maybe it's because the early U.S. models were such poorly engineered things with a nylon "string" that hung through the cervix into the vagina, that would occassionally harpoon penises.

    28. Re:Wishful thinking by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      my wife had a contraceptive insertion. one UID in the uterus, bam, protected for 7 years. no side effects, no hormonal changes, no wearing off until all the copper goes away. we get it done in her home country rather than the USA, the US makes it a $900 proceduer (for putting in less than a couple worth of plastic and copper) in a few minutes. Elsewhere on planet earth, it can be done for $70.

    29. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One time discomfort? What do you think boobs are, detachable?

      And seriously, I don't know what your mom or girlfriend or babysitter did to you, but your martyr complex needs some attention. Do you honestly think all women get by on their looks and bodies, even when it comes to jobs (that, might I add, women get paid less than men in most cases, even when they work just as hard) and working on relationships? That's a crock. Maybe SOME do, but tons of men are just as asshole-y.

      I've worked hard for everything I have. I made the right choices in almost every area, and while life isn't perfect, I'm not about to blame an entire race, sex or demographic for the crap in my life. I could sit here myself and complain, whine and make blanket statements about men, how my daddy cheated on my mom, broke up their marriage then left us in the lurch never paying a cent for my upbringing, or how half the guys I tried dating were only in it for the sex, whatever else. But... see, I don't do that. I'd rather take a scientific view, wherein I don't judge an entire people based on a small, insignificant set of personal experiences. Try doing that for yourself.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    30. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 1

      It's not being PC, that's not how I meant it. Of course we're different. It still stands, though; a lot of men would see this form of contraception as an intrusion. Most men I know are really good people, but get squeamish about body issues, even if it's their own. That's only one set of experiences from one person, but... yea.

      My husband watched my c-section, though. He doesn't fall into that category, lol.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    31. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emasculated? Bullshit! A vasectomy or such pills empower you because now you too have a say in getting (another) child. I can see married and umarried men alike taking them.

    32. Re:Wishful thinking by Alomex · · Score: 1

      minivans are far more useful from a masculine point of view than a sports car.

      I agree, but there are better alternatives: a Honda Pilot or Element, or an Elantra Touring. I haul wood and kids to sports events and I've never needed a minivan.

    33. Re:Wishful thinking by tylernt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try being a sixth grade girl with D-cups then get back to me.

      This isn't the first time I've heard reports of negative social feedback from early large breasts. I'm not disputing your experience, but I don't get it. I thought men were obsessed with the-larger-the-better breasts, hence the popularity of padded bras and implants. Is it the girls that tease the ones who develop large/early? You'd think the guys would all want to be your best friend (maybe that's exactly the unwanted attention you refer to).

      I can tell you, though, that not all early/large girls find it a liability. I remember one in my high school that used them to get guys to do her schoolwork for her.

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    34. Re:Wishful thinking by rsmith-mac · · Score: 3, Funny

      my wife had a contraceptive insertion. one UID in the uterus,

      Now I love Slashdot has much as the next geekette, but your wife is a far braver soul than I. There's no way I'd let a UID be tattooed on my uterus! Especially since they're up to 7 digits these days!

    35. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I actually dislike women who do that. I find it disingenuous, and really, if you want to feel productive and empowered, do it your own effing self. Can't bitch later, "I'm a strong woman, don't treat me like a second-class citizen!" if you're pulling crap like that.

      ANY-way. I was an insecure, introverted thing growing up, so it didn't take teasing. You can relate it to a guy's experience, getting an unwanted erection, only it's ALWAYS there. You feel like you're getting stared at, and I hated that feeling. I usually wore baggy shirts and other unflattering items of wear, but I'll never forget when we had to dress up for a mock trial of 'Mr. Alcohol' for a science-health class. I grabbed the only good clothes I had, a sweater I never wore (my Nana had the most boring taste in clothes) and it ended up being WAY too tight than I'd wanted. Suddenly, the geeky girl boys never paid attention to gained a crowd of sudden admirers. I find it funny nowadays, but back then I knew why and hated it.

      You're right, not all girls feel that way. But when you're a sensitive, relatively unpopular girl who actually feared sex (for ex., I told my sixth grade boyfriend that I wasn't getting married, because my view was that marriage meant sexsexsex... funny, eh? Lol) you do NOT want guys staring at your boobs. I still feel that way sometimes, mainly because I'm the opposite of that girl you mentioned: I like being noticed for actual attributes, not my body. It ain't much to-do anymore, anyway. ;)

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    36. Re:Wishful thinking by morari · · Score: 1

      Life changing for the infected, not me. I'm tired of living in an overpopulated society. Let them all get STDs instead of eating up my resources through their spawn.

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      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    37. Re:Wishful thinking by LihTox · · Score: 1

      It probably will take time for men to accept it, maybe a new generation. I wonder how many women were squicked out by the Pill when it first came out? (Not counting the women who were opposed to it on moral grounds.)

    38. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see another potential problem being that some jerk is going to use this to justify raping women because he "couldn't get them pregnant anyway".

      Oh my God—you're right! We have to ban vasectomies *immediately* in order to stem the rapetide!

      A man only gets a vasectomy in order to justify rape and in order to elude police (less DNA available for the rape kits). Please, think of the victims and let's ban this horrible practice today.

    39. Re:Wishful thinking by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what's your standard for manhood, then? Mine involves concepts like "keeping your word," "standing up for what's right," and "taking care of your family," and it's hard to see how a minivan or a vasectomy interferes with any of those things. But maybe you're using some different set of criteria.

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    40. Re:Wishful thinking by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try being a man in a job interview and having to rely solely on merit and get back to me. Try being a man and getting out of a traffic ticket and get back to me. Try being a man and actually having to take some risk and do some work just to have a relationship, let alone a good one.

      Despite presumably being a biologically adult male human being, you've clearly never actually been a man yourself. Why don't you try it and get back to us before you start telling others what it's like.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    41. Re:Wishful thinking by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Because every man knows the consequences of unprotected sex: 20 years of child support.

      For honorable men who play by the rules, sure. The ones who get a bunch of different women pregnant and don't have any further involvement in their children's lives, financial or otherwise, don't give a shit. And no matter what the law says, in the real world, getting child support money from people who don't want to pay (women occasionally do this too; a friend of mine raised twins his girlfriend left with him shortly after they were born, and she just disappeared) is extraordinarily difficult.

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    42. Re:Wishful thinking by Cazekiel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I said voice, didn't I? Even if I didn't, the voice change doesn't last longer than a few years, neither does the formation of an Adam's Apple. By the time a man is grown at 18-21, they're basically in the same body they'll be in at 60. Changes, yes, but the norm for both sexes. Erectile dysfunction is stay or go, yes. But I'm talking long-term effects that you have to deal with, some quite unpleasantly.

      "Perhaps we don't actually give birth, but aside from that, the physical frustrations of our sexes are at least equal, any day." ...now I'm sorry, but this is so completely false. I'm not being snarky, it's just that... you don't bleed out of your penis every month with severe cramping and even vomiting (that was a big, big issue in high school and college for me--still happens every now and again), you don't lose your penis' functions as a whole through male-menopause (erectile dysfunction doesn't trump menopause, I'm sorry; you can still have a kid at 80, if you so chose) and your chest doesn't explode out at 12 or so to make back-breaking lumps you gotta lug around for the rest of your life. Men have their changes, but they don't come close.

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      You want to know how to help your kids? LEAVE THEM THE F*&K ALONE. --George Carlin
    43. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what sucks? Being a kid going through puberty, and all the awkwardness and self-consciousness that that entails...and suddenly being treated like meat by all these older dudes, which sucks in any circumstances, but even more so when you're too young to have built any mental defenses against it.

    44. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the problem is that it will reduce the need for condoms. Getting some deadly STD is a lot more life changing then an unplanned pregnancy. Especially in today's society when single parents are quite common.

      Just because its common doesn't mean it's a good thing. In fact there are several studies that prove just the opposite.

    45. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I'm emasculated because I don't want any more kids and I love my minivan?

      No, just because you love your minivan.

    46. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For now the alternative between taking them and not taking them is that a man still has the option of walking away. A women does not have that chance and will have the scar of life of a legal abortion or the reminder of what happened in her life with her child as a result. Either that or take a pill? Some choice.

      I'm not sure what country you live in, but I wouldn't consider an 18 year financial commitment under the threat of jail "walking away." That's the way the legal system works in the US, anyway. In effect: men have ZERO CONTROL beyond the point of conception. This pill gives them at least some additional control before that point.

    47. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, an oral contraceptive, or a vasectomy?

      Sometimes the choices all involve change.

    48. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is different in your country, but in mine DD=E.

    49. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adhominem attacks don't do anything to his argument.

      As someone who has experienced these sorts of issues, I agree with his discussion point: In some social cases, women have it easier.

    50. Re:Wishful thinking by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      I thought men were obsessed with the-larger-the-better breasts

      We're not. Personally, I find the most attractive breast size to be one I can fully cup with my own palms, and I know from a few other male friends that they have similar preferences. I don't know where that strange myth of bigger is better originates, but it actually often results in shapes that are less than attractive.

    51. Re:Wishful thinking by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was one of the test subjects in the clinical trial in question? ~

    52. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minivans are far more useful from a masculine point of view than a sports car.

      That's why all the hunters and farmers drive Caravans.

    53. Re:Wishful thinking by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I thought they could do a reversal for those who changed their minds? Either way, I think more and more men are evolving past their insecurities with body issues and it MAY catch on. Hoping so, anyway. Having more and more options on the table involving both sexes in preventing pregnancy, especially if either the man or woman can't DO oral contraceptives (as it was for me, previously stated) is a must, imho.

      My wife got terrible morning sickness, but after a few attempts of being on the pill said she'd rather be pregnant. The vasectomy was done shortly after child #4.

      The doctor was a bit apprehensive because I was relatively young at the time, and I was told by the doctor in no uncertain terms that the vasectomy was considered permanent, but the alternative was more kids :). Reversals are possible but are very expensive and only really feasible within a short time (6 months?) of the original procedure being done. Given the length of vas being cut out I can't see how they could join it together again anyway.

    54. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel my pain - F cups according to the last fitting I had. No wonder my shirts never fit properly.

    55. Re:Wishful thinking by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Try being a man in a job interview and having to rely solely on merit and get back to me. Try being a man and getting out of a traffic ticket and get back to me. Try being a man and actually having to take some risk and do some work just to have a relationship, let alone a good one.

      You need to get out more and make more female friends. Women get some things more easily than men - if a woman wants sex and she doesn't really care who then sure, it's easy for her, she can even charge if she wants - but you'll find that while sex is important to most women it has to be with the right man.

      Ten guys and ten gals in a bar. The guys will be happy to sleep with any of the girls, the girls will want to get to know the guys first.

      As a guy, if you're out cruising for sex then you've got to find the girls that either have sufficiently low self esteem that they'll quickly sleep with a guy to stop him going somewhere else or find the girls who are up for casual sex. Both groups exist but in total it's probably less than one in ten women. (The casual sex group are often mid thirties singles. The low self esteem groups are often young and surprisingly attractive)

      Now look at it from the other side. Those 90% plus of women who aren't up for a quick shag. Maybe they're not looking for a life partner but they are looking for a relationship. While a relationship includes sex it doesn't focus on sex. Even the blokes who are interested in a relationship are still going to be interested in sex for sex sake. Maybe it's my acquaintances but many women seem to very much enjoy the company of gay men. I think they get the pleasure of male company without that never ending barrage of "will she sleep with me?"

      As a heterosexual man who very much enjoys female company - my close female friends outnumber my close male friends by about six to one[1] - the way most men behave is extremely frustrating. It makes it really difficult for me to make new female friends because "I think you're an interesting person and I'd like to get to know you better" is just missing "in bed" and women have learned to add that themselves. (It also doesn't help that I grow on people with time so I have most success in environments where I can chat for half an hour, wander away and then continue the conversation another day. I'm not the sort of guy who pulls a girl easily and then she loses interest later. On the other hand, I don't think I've ever been turned down for a second date[2].)

      [1] I define a close friend as someone I go out for lunch with on a one on one basis for no other reason than we enjoy each others company.

      [2] Date shouldn't imply too much. I have very close female friends where it was obvious to me from before the first date (and I assume to her) that this was just a friendship thing and was never going to progress beyond a kiss on the cheek.

      Tim.

      p.s. Any man who gets involved with a low self esteem woman for the sex is an arsehole and if she tries to trap him by getting pregnant then good on her and he deserves everything he gets.

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    56. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know shit about feminists do you? If anything, most feminists would hail a male pill and demand that it is the responsibility of men to make sure they take the pill to keep their partner from getting pregnant. Also note that feminists are very approving of vasectomies as opposed to a woman getting her tubes tied as the male procedure is much less invasive.

    57. Re:Wishful thinking by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I could see another potential problem being that some jerk is going to use this to justify raping women because he "couldn't get them pregnant anyway".

      I don't think that's a serious problem. Men can already get vasectomies, and I haven't yet heard of "vasectomy" being used as a defense in a rape trial.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    58. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine if you want to do the absolute minimum.

  11. So what happened to katnal1 male pill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  12. In Other news... by lordfoul · · Score: 1

    In other news it turns out that Men can not actually give birth.

    1. Re:In Other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they can't - but men currently have no reproductive rights whatsoever.
      This would (finally) give men reproductive rights.
      Just think about it: the time of "oops.. I forgot the pill so now you'll just have to give up your dreams and ambitions to function as my personal atm for the next 18-23 years" might be at an end !
      This will change the world.

  13. With no mention.... by meglon · · Score: 1, Funny

    .... of hammers or knives anywhere. (that hurt to write, yes)

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    1. Re:With no mention.... by hazah · · Score: 1

      It hurt to read ...

  14. Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I researched the availability of male birth control after the first time I ended up in the bedroom with a woman who was all "Oh you don't want kids, that's okay, I'm on the pill. No need to use a condom. NO. NO CONDOM! OKAY THEN, BUT USE THIS CONDOM, NOT YOURS! YOURS IS TOO UNBROKEN!"

    Sounds silly, right? Apparently it's not that rare, and the older I get (or rather the older the girls I date get), the more common it gets.

    So, I had to choose between exclusively dating girls half my age, find a way to put birth control under MY control since I don't want to procreate, or well, just live with it. A lot of guys choose the latter, which I suppose is why a lot of guys become fathers once their luck runs out. I'm not that kind of stupid.

    So I just went with the other two options. Girls half my age are usually quite happy when they hear I've had a vasectomy, while a lot of older girls suddenly remember they need to wash their hair this saturday. Sunday. Every day. Every possible day I could ever meet them on, ever. They will have the cleanest hair ever, but they're not risking having sex with an infertile guy. Even though they supposedly are okay with that I don't want kids.

    And women are surprised that we're confused by their behaviours...

    Anyway I probably would have gone with the vasectomy anyway, but it would have been awesome to have a pill for when I was too young to legally do so. (25 here in Sweden.) So I really do hope that this thing takes off... This time. In difference of all the other ones, that have been in development for decades, and even undergoing human trials.

    On the flip side that whole shrinking testes thing is a bit of a marketing problem if it persists in guys. Not for me per se, but generally guys seem to put a lot of stock in their nuts. I mean it's even made the language: "You've got balls." Having smaller balls makes you less of a man. No logic about that either... So most guys wouldn't buy this pill, even if it did work.

    And men are surprised that women are confused by their behaviours...

    1. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Gotta wonder how much of an asshole you are in person so that you only find girls like that who would endure staying in a room with you. Oh wait, you are just a misogynist idiot and your stories are mostly anally extracted...

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    2. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, although his story is almost certainly embellished, in my opinion you can't take on trust a woman's use of birth control - and as it's so much better without a condom, a male pill would be very useful indeed.

    3. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Only find that type? I think you are overlooking the obvious here. When I find one that isn't, I keep her. Hence why I've spent about three quarters of my adult life in long term (2+ years) relationships. When I find a woman who genuinly didn't want to have kids, and who matched me well in most other ways, I even married her. Five years later, and we got divorced... She wanted more big city life, I prefer the countryside. These things happen. Now I'm dating again, and oh look... Girls my age (30+) either have kids or are pretty desperate... with a few exceptions. So far I haven't found one that matches me in any other ways.

      So if you want to find out how much of an asshole I am in person, you're welcome to come over so I can laugh at your face. And bring your Agricola, it is better as toilet paper than it is as a book anyway.

    4. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Not my experience, to be honest. I am in the mid thirties myself. You may have been unlucky. I uphold the accusation of assholery on your opinion regarding Tacitus, though ;)

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    5. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, of course our experience would differ - we are very different people clearly, with very different search criteria. Let's say you look for girls of type U. Since girls of type T and V are similar, you'll dismiss all other girls, but you'll end up having to look closer at girls in the group TUV in order to find the ones that match best - the Us. Meanwhile I look for girls of type maybe I'm looking for type V, but since type U and W have similar characteristics, I dismiss all other girls and end up looking closer at girls in the group UVW. And thus there are girls I look at that you never meet, and girls you look at that I never meet. Because we dismiss them offhand due to other more immediate reasons.

      Of course more likely you look for girls in the group ABC and I look in the group XYZ, but that's largely another story. Even in my subset these women are not the majority, but since they WILL lie and deceive to get their goals, they are over-represented in the girls that get past the first checks and balances.

      So getting a vasectomy for me was a simple choice and an easy solution. I don't want to procreate, and telling girls that up front had no result. But telling them up front that I've had a vasectomy and CAN NOT procreate, well that is a new check that weeds out any of these crazies quickly, efficiently, and decisively.

      And you can call me an ass-hole all you want, I still say Tacitus is overrated. :P

    6. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So having a desire to have reproductive rights as men is met with accusations of being a misogynist idiot with stories that have been "anally extracted" ?

      Jeez .. perhaps you should get a shrink to examine your condition - I believe it might be serious.

    7. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't assume that just because they're half your age they won't try this shit. My ex-girlfriend who was supposedly infertile, but WAS on BC decided to drop off it without telling me a year and a half into our relationship. Then when her menstrual cycled missed (due not to being pregnant, but rather due to hormonal imbalance that was the reason for her potential infertility) she paniced, made a big deal out of it, and told all her family, BEFORE we went to the Doctor's to get a pregnancy test done.

      Long story short, it turned out she wasn't, she demanded MORE commitment out of me (despite my ass not dumping her then and there.) and eventually led to me breaking up with her in a rather drama free way (much less drama free over the coming months as she'd call me up to bum rides or visit, then send me hateful letters/voicemails after blaming me for a whole variety of things.)

      Long story short this would be my second choice behind 'just not having sex' to avoid another drama situation like that again. And that was a mid twenties girl with an early thirties guy.

      And judging by the women around here with multiple children by their early 20s I think your attitude is dangerously optimistic.

      Any ladies who'd like to vouch for this in regards to friends or just gossip would be much appreciated.

      YMMV, IANAG, IANAWP.

    8. Re:Always close, never quite there. by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, of course our experience would differ - we are very different people clearly, with very different search criteria. Let's say you look for girls of type U. Since girls of type T and V are similar, you'll dismiss all other girls, but you'll end up having to look closer at girls in the group TUV in order to find the ones that match best - the Us. Meanwhile I look for girls of type maybe I'm looking for type V, but since type U and W have similar characteristics, I dismiss all other girls and end up looking closer at girls in the group UVW. And thus there are girls I look at that you never meet, and girls you look at that I never meet. Because we dismiss them offhand due to other more immediate reasons.

      Of course more likely you look for girls in the group ABC and I look in the group XYZ, but that's largely another story. Even in my subset these women are not the majority, but since they WILL lie and deceive to get their goals, they are over-represented in the girls that get past the first checks and balances.

      So getting a vasectomy for me was a simple choice and an easy solution. I don't want to procreate, and telling girls that up front had no result. But telling them up front that I've had a vasectomy and CAN NOT procreate, well that is a new check that weeds out any of these crazies quickly, efficiently, and decisively.

      And you can call me an ass-hole all you want, I still say Tacitus is overrated. :P

      It's a typical double-standard like several we have regarding women. It's because we don't really want to think of them as equals, we want to think of them as more than equal to prove what a knight in shining armor we are.

      A woman who plans for her future, protects herself from risks she does not want to take, and won't let a man take advantage of her is a strong woman.

      A man who plans for his future, protects himself from risks he does not want to take, and won't let a woman take advantage of him .. well that guy's an asshole.

      That's the double standard. I say let them call you an asshole. No man should be tricked into being a father. It should be an equal, bilateral decision.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    9. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, the "joke" about girls half my age was mainly based on the fact that girls half my age, while legal around here, are way too young to be thinking of kids. Sure, teenagers get pregnant at times (although rarely around these parts of the world, since we have proper sex education in our schools), but it's usually due to either stupidity or failure of birth control methods: not due to actively pursuing it. Girls up to their late teens/early 20s are less likely to be ready to settle down for life and create a family, so that's usually not on the top of their mind even if they do at some point wish to procreate. They are not likely to intentionally fuck with birth control methods, so generally I could trust them if they said they were on birth control, and more importantly they'd usually not only expect to use a condom but prefer it.

      As for the minority of younger girls that actually DO want to start a family right away, well they are just like the older ones with the same affliction scared away by the fact that I'm voluntarily infertile.

      So I don't think my attitude is optimistic, and even if it was it's a moot point - the vasectomy means I don't have to worry about that regardless of the age of the woman I'm dating.

    10. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I do quite agree. On the flip side I'm a total asshole, to some people, so while his argument was incorrect (the kind of women I date clearly don't think I'm an asshole, nor do my friends), his general statement holds some validity as to the opinion of the community as a whole.

      But then that's exactly what you are saying, that the community in general has a twisted image and thus those that live different lives, while accepted and well liked in their own contexts, become assholes in the big picture.

      Well, either way, I'm an infertile asshole... and I didn't have to shrink my testes to do it.

    11. Re:Always close, never quite there. by causality · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I do quite agree. On the flip side I'm a total asshole, to some people, so while his argument was incorrect (the kind of women I date clearly don't think I'm an asshole, nor do my friends), his general statement holds some validity as to the opinion of the community as a whole.

      But then that's exactly what you are saying, that the community in general has a twisted image and thus those that live different lives, while accepted and well liked in their own contexts, become assholes in the big picture.

      Well, either way, I'm an infertile asshole... and I didn't have to shrink my testes to do it.

      Besides, those women who would lie about birth control (or whatever) to trick a guy into becoming a father are some of the most selfish being imaginable.

      If they cared about the well-being of their children at all, they'd have learned that a father who is involved in their lives makes them much more likely to graduate school, to stay out of jail later in life, and a whole host of other factors. A court-ordered child-support provider who does not want to actually raise a child is no substitute for this. Those women are simply putting their own petty wants ahead of what we know is good for children.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    12. Re:Always close, never quite there. by causality · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I do quite agree. On the flip side I'm a total asshole, to some people, so while his argument was incorrect (the kind of women I date clearly don't think I'm an asshole, nor do my friends), his general statement holds some validity as to the opinion of the community as a whole.

      But then that's exactly what you are saying, that the community in general has a twisted image and thus those that live different lives, while accepted and well liked in their own contexts, become assholes in the big picture.

      Well, either way, I'm an infertile asshole... and I didn't have to shrink my testes to do it.

      I'll add as an afterthought: lots of people will brand you "asshole" simply for not taking shit from them that you shouldn't have to put up with, that they're wrong to try to burden you with in the first place. But then few "adults" these days who have problems seem to possess the character to look at how they have contributed to the problems they experience. Let them think what they will. Too many people think the ideal man is a perfect doormat who never stands up for himself and that's simply false.

      The people who treat others with respect that you actually want to have in your life, they will know better.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    13. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, you seem to assume that they don't expect the father to stay around. It's true that in some cases this is the case... Then again some of these edge cases seem to be deluded enough that they expect the reluctant father to actually stick around. A shotgun wedding tactic, so to say.

    14. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      You may wipe your arse with my Tacitus when you pry it from my cold, dead hands ;)

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    15. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is thread is so deep, I'm surprised no one has been compared to Hitler yet

    16. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Well, since you're the one who invades namelessly without an actual argument beyond your own self-image, you'd be the closest match so far. On the other hand Hitler was an excellent conversationalist, and your displayed lack of language skills would make it an insult to Hitler to compare the two of you.

      So I suppose that falls to me then. I'm the Hitler of the conversation.

    17. Re:Always close, never quite there. by makomk · · Score: 1

      You'd think so, but I kept coming across the other side of this story on feminist blogs - a suprising number of the regular female commenters claim that their female co-workers or relatives have not-so-subtly suggested solving the problem of a boyfriend or husband who doesn't want kids by "accidentally" forgetting to take their birth control and that he'll love kids once he has them sprung on him as a surprise, as though this is a perfectly normal thing to do. (It's also not exaaaactly compatible with feminism; that's probably one reason why it gets discussed so much.)

    18. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

    19. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The double standard goes further. In many states today, especially if they are not married, ONLY the woman has any say over whether to carry a pregnancy to term. The (potential) father's wishes are completely unrecognized as having any relevance. And yet... if the woman decides to have the baby, most of the time the man is nevertheless held responsible for an equal share of the child's upbringing. Sometimes more than equal.

      This is the worst form of "taxation without representation" imaginable. EVERYBODY'S lives are affected, sometimes in extremely harsh and negative ways, and yet one party is completely left out of the equation.

      In my opinion, if the erstwhile father has no say in the matter, then he also cannot be held responsible. The women can have it one way, or the other, but not both. That's not fair to half the population of the country. ("Not fair" is a gross understatement.)

      Yes, men should take some responsibility for birth control (condoms or whatever), but to trick somebody in that manner and then try to hold them responsible is one of the most despicable acts I can imagine. In general I would call it worse than rape because, again in general, it will have longer and more profound, tangible effect.

      Women complain that if men can't be held responsible, then they can just walk away. To them I say: "If he's the kind of guy who will walk away, what the hell were you doing getting pregnant in the first place? The responsibility works both ways, whether you like it or not."

    20. Re:Always close, never quite there. by causality · · Score: 1

      Women complain that if men can't be held responsible, then they can just walk away. To them I say: "If he's the kind of guy who will walk away, what the hell were you doing getting pregnant in the first place? The responsibility works both ways, whether you like it or not."

      I've said that myself. It's a good way to be branded "sexist" by the small-minded. Not that I care. The truth is the truth and it didn't ask for my approval (nor theirs) prior to becoming the truth. I mean, if a woman falls off a cliff does that make gravity sexist? It really gets that ridiculous. Lots of people really are that emotionally immature.

      The small-minded have a strange neglect of irony. I expect a woman to be able to make adult decisions and be responsible for the decisions she makes. I think both men and women can handle that. I'm the one actually treating them as equal to a man.

      The small-minded want to treat women like they're helpless damsels who need extra protection from men because they are less than equal, hence all these one-sided arrangements and extra privileges benefitting women at the expense of men. The truly hilarious/pathetic thing is that they do this in the name of equality! It's difficult for me to imagine being this blind. They have a strange notion of "equality" that includes "holding current men responsible for what their distant ancestors may have done, and punishing them for it with double standards".

      That's the problem with all of the "social justice" forms of thought. They make no sense when scrutinized. They are about locating the perceived strong and taking them down a peg or two. They are never about locating the perceived weak and teaching them to be stronger. The result is that everyone's standard is lowered and there is nothing to aspire to, just spite and other emotion.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    21. Re:Always close, never quite there. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "They have a strange notion of 'equality' that includes 'holding current men responsible for what their distant ancestors may have done, and punishing them for it with double standards'."

      I say the same about "affirmative action" programs. I fail to see how institutionalizing discrimination can eliminate discrimination. Irony is especially in the California ruling that a white male (which is now a minority in California) was not eligible for affirmative action benefits, because the white male minority "was not historically subjected to discriminatory practices".

      Um... wait. Does that mean that affirmative action programs were specifically set up so that we can pay for "the sins of the fathers"? I thought that the concepts of bills of attainder and corruption of blood were prohibited by the Constitution.

      "That's the problem with all of the "social justice" forms of thought. They make no sense when scrutinized. They are about locating the perceived strong and taking them down a peg or two. They are never about locating the perceived weak and teaching them to be stronger. The result is that everyone's standard is lowered and there is nothing to aspire to, just spite and other emotion."

      Well stated.

      * You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
      * You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
      * You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
      * You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
      * You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
      * You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
      * You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
      * You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
      * You cannot build character and courage by destroying men's initiative and independence.
      * You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.
      -- Rev. William John Henry Boetcker (often mis-attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

      However, doing these things are all typical Democratic Party values. (Not that I like the Republican Party much either.)

      "Build a man a fire and he stays warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life." -- Unknown

  15. Small testes by Orphis · · Score: 2

    A good way for women then to check if men are using the pill or just don't care!

  16. Re: by TheInsani7y · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meh. Smaller potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  17. Being married and thus not having sex by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Makes the whole thing a bit redundant.

  18. This will change everything. by diakka · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's estimated that 1/2 of all pregnancies in the US are unplanned. Really, every child should be wanted by both parents. Willing parents are the best parents. If this world only had children that were wanted, the quality of child rearing that each child gets is going to be far better. Population explosion could possibly come under control as well.

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    1. Re:This will change everything. by markdavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1 on your post. It is just as important for men to have control over reproduction- modern society demands they are 50% liable for children (with which I do agree).

      I would only add that there should also be no financial rewards to women having children, making sure it is the CHILDREN that are wanted, not the money from the government (yes, this is a big problem with certain socioeconomic populations).

    2. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      unplanned does not mean unwanted but you are in big part right.

    3. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, every child should be wanted by both parents.

      Let me guess your a man aren't you. Women have children, full-stop. Get over it. Their timetable has not connection to a mans time timetable.

    4. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      modern society demands they are 50% liable for children

      FWIW, here in Ontario family law judges are bound to award child support by applying a chart called the Child Support Guidelines. It takes into account the number of children and the parent's individual income. Equality never enters the picture. If the parents have joint custody and one makes $10,000 / year while the other makes $60,000 and they have two children, the first parent owes a grand total of $0 / month while the second must pay over $900 / month (according to 2010 numbers).

      The only time equalization can possibly occur is in the case of joint custody and, say, their incomes just happen to be equal. They therefore need to issue a payment to the other every month for the exact same amount, and so the two payments just happen to cancel each other out.

      While double income families are becoming more and more common, there is a LOT of incentive for one partner to become a stay-at-home-parent if they have no moral or ethical qualms about turning their partner into a potential slave. Rather than look at it as: the parent who worked made their own sacrifice by working harder (in some cases two or more jobs) in order to give the stay-at-home parent the opportunity to be with their children all day, "society" tends to take the view that having kids is a major sacrifice (how nice for the kids, huh?) and if someone stays home to "raise your kids" then you owe them (the parent, not the children) individual financial (spousal) support ON TOP OF child support.

      Two friends of mine lived together for some years as common-law spouses, never legally married, but they had children when they broke up. The female sought legal counsel and later explained to me that her lawyer was baffled that she would actually want to seek work and earn her keep. The lawyer took it as her job to achieve a state where my friend would not have to work thanks to the spousal support (in addition to child support) that she could expect to collect from her ex on top of various government programs.

      We hear a lot about misogyny, but I'm starting to witness more and more misandry over the years. The misogyny card almost seems like an excuse or a red herring these days. Women may have been treated unfairly in marriage and that needed to be remedied, but I don't see any equality to be found anywhere. Instead I see giving women more and more advantages by taking them away from men.

    5. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no population explosion in the civilized world. Many first world countries are actually shrinking in population.

      It's all the shitholes of the world where the population is out of control and those places won't have access to tools like this and even if they did they don't have the brains to use it.

    6. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 1/2 being unplanned does not mean that the 1/2 are unwanted. It just means they weren't actively hoping for a child at that moment.

    7. Re:This will change everything. by antdude · · Score: 1

      The problem is sex. People are always having sex! :P

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    8. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

    9. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's estimated that 1/2 of all pregnancies in the US are unplanned. Really, every child should be wanted by both parents. Willing parents are the best parents. If this world only had children that were wanted, the quality of child rearing that each child gets is going to be far better. Population explosion could possibly come under control as well.

      For all human history that statistic has probably been more higher. We live in a unique time where we have so much control over fertility. With teen pregnancy, for example, being at an all time low in 70 years in developed nations it seems like the trend is not letting up.

    10. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example in my state, despite the fact that it is illegal to consider either of these: 80% of women get primary physical custody and 0% of disabled people do, unless the other spouse is also disabled.

    11. Re:This will change everything. by markdavis · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah, whatever you say, AC.

    12. Re:This will change everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern society demands they are 50% liable for children? In what Utopia do you live? Do you know anyone (man) who actually pays child support?

      I have one child and I earn a good living 2000 miles away from where my child lives. Even though I have to buy plane tickets to see my one kid (a four year old) and plane tickets to bring my kid back to my place if I'm lucky enough that the plane tickets are cheap enough and the sole burden for travel is on me, I still must pay $900/mo US for my child, who is also on WIC and Medicaid (I have to pay all insurance premiums as well--insurance which doesn't get used). My kid's mother got remarried and she doesn't work. She quit her job right after our kid was born.

      We live in a world with very reliable birth control yet we have more kids being born to unwed mothers than ever before. The fact here is that women right now have the most reliable form of birth control and they can choose to deny sex to a man who won't where a condom. Then they can leech off of him like a parasite if they so choose, and even take his kids away from him and move elsewhere, and still stick him with the bill.

      Equality would be a wonderful improvement.

  19. I have the perfect drug for male contraception by Tastecicles · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's called try being married for twelve years.

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    Operation Guillotine is in effect.
    1. Re:I have the perfect drug for male contraception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you're thinking, but that's not contraception. That's anal sex.

  20. There's an option that's much closer to approval by guises · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have a look at RISUG:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reversible_inhibition_of_sperm_under_guidance

    Development is much further along than this drug, RISUG could be available within the next five-ten years. It's available right now if you're in India and willing to be a guinea pig. No testicle shrinkage, though the Wikipedia article say there might be other drawbacks. The article says that there's no evidence for adverse effects though... which makes me wonder why it brings that up at all.

  21. We already have a usable male contraceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called testosterone.

    It can be used as oral, patch or probably best a some injection. The studies noted a number of side effects that apparently have to be over come before it can be approved:

    1. Increased libedo
    2. increase in lean mussle mass
    3. increased focus and drive
    4. improved self image/confidence

    The amounts we are talk or far from bodybuilding abuse amounts, but understably the side effects are too extreme. More likely the idea that men would say they don't want children and then do something about it in advance of the inception even might change society in as great a way as contraception has for women.

    1. Re:We already have a usable male contraceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The testosterone undecanoate that is the longest acting testosterone esther commercially produced is not good enough to effectively supress endogenous serum LH and FSH production in a significat amount of people. And you must get a whooping 4ml deep intramuscular shot every 10-12 weeks.

      A somewhat longer acting esther with a better pharmacokinetic profile is the testosterone buciclate but so far seems that the WHO couldn't find any commecial partners to keep developing and testing it. In any case with these steroid treatments the sperm production falls from 20M/ml to ~ 0.2M/ml IIRC for most males.

    2. Re:We already have a usable male contraceptive by trout007 · · Score: 1

      I get monthly allergy shots that total 1.8ml. Can I add this to the mix?

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    3. Re:We already have a usable male contraceptive by Guppy · · Score: 1

      Its called testosterone.

      One problem with testosterone and its derivatives, is their status as a controlled substance, and potential for diversion (at the distribution level; IM injections being immune to patient diversion). While I think the panic over anabolic steroids is ridiculous (hauling baseball players in front of congress?), I'm sure it ends up increasing paperwork and costs, and the big pharma companies may decide the potential political/legal circus is not worth it.

      I'm sure there are plenty of opportunistic 3rd-tier companies that wouldn't mind if the potential profit were large enough (as they apparently are for a number of other controlled substances) -- but it's possible the WHO may be asking for restrictions on profit margin.

    4. Re:We already have a usable male contraceptive by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      well if this is a viable treatment, maybe it's time to change stupid laws instead of treating them as immutable reality.

  22. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or sausage depending on your particular morphology...

  23. STDs? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Is is really a good thing to give people more options to only block pregnancy instead of pregnancy and STDs?
    Blocking pregnancy is really not good enough for any contraceptive. When/if this came out I predict a significant increase in STDs.

    Also we men really do not have the best track record for honesty related to sex. And "I am on the pill" is a statement that cannot be verified.

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    1. Re:STDs? by markdavis · · Score: 0

      Women trick men into having children without men's consent ALL THE TIME, throughout history.

      I think there is a smaller risk of men trying to trick or just lie to women about being "on the pill." There are two main motivations for women to lie about being on the pill- to try to get pregnant without permission, or to avoid the use of condoms because either she doesn't like them or she knows/believes he doesn't. For men, usually only the latter would apply.

      As far as having more options that do not address STD's- yes, it is a good idea. More options are ALWAYS better. There probably aren't going to BE any more options that can block STD's AND pregnancy- only condoms (or abstinence).

    2. Re:STDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right on the first issue. While it would be nice to imagine that people will be more monogamous, however it would just reduce the biggest STD called pregnancy. All the other ones would go up. There needs to be a lot more research into cures for those and more testing.

      The second one, I disagree with. Women can still have an abortion if the guy lies. And the thought of having to pay 18+ years of child support is really scary. I am a cheap bastard and I can barely save 15% of my income. I would have to not invest in my 401k or do other drastic stuff to get to 25% of my income. I already ride my bike, don't use AC, keep my house at 52F in the winter, etc...

      The issue is if it will catch on in the 3rd world countries. And I kind of doubt it. And that is the biggest problem. There are too many people by about 10x. Instead of 7 billion, there should be 700 million. And this drug could lead to that in a few centuries.

  24. MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by geohump · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wonderful idea.
    Won't catch on

    Too many men identify themselves as men through their ability to father children.

  25. Still need a helmet . . . by indytx · · Score: 1

    Because, as the news keeps reminding us, it's a scary world out there. Drug-Resistent Gonorrha If you need me, I'll be in my parents' basement.

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    Make love, not reality television.
  26. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complete bs. Men hate having to use a condom. Men hate having to pay child support for a child they never wanted. Men love the idea of being able to have sex without worrying about that stuff.

  27. but I like sperm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want this drug for the same reason I don't want a vasectomy. I love the feel of the sperm leaving my body.

    Don't go telling me spermless liquid will feel the same. I don't believe you.

    I'll stick with condoms and "Hey, it's your body, I can't tell you whether to have an abortion. But be aware that I wont pay a single penny towards a child that doesn't live in my house."

    1. Re:but I like sperm by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I'll stick with condoms and "Hey, it's your body, I can't tell you whether to have an abortion. But be aware that I wont pay a single penny towards a child that doesn't live in my house."

      In what fantasy land can you make that stick?

    2. Re:but I like sperm by hazah · · Score: 1

      It's all stuck to his wall at this moment.

    3. Re:but I like sperm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You`re an absolute idiot. Spermless liquid will feel the same. You also seem to have a woeful misunderstanding of how badly child support laws are stacked against men. I`m all for going after the deadbeat SOBs who pay nothing, but the laws seem to require wage slavery of men so that single mothers can afford botox.

    4. Re:but I like sperm by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      Mexico.

    5. Re:but I like sperm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't go telling me spermless liquid will feel the same. I don't believe you.

      Loopy. Totally barking.

    6. Re:but I like sperm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also seem to have a woeful misunderstanding of how badly child support laws are stacked against men.

      Man with no income pays no child support. Yes, I'll quit my job before paying for a child that doesn't live with me. I'll also demand custody and sue the bitch for attempt extortion, given she knew in advance.

      Working for a living sucks enough already. Working for someone else's living is called Slavery and my answer is simple. No.

  28. BRDT? by Iskender · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it works better than trying to block the DDRT protein.

  29. So when do we see by sd4f · · Score: 1

    the new pill in spam emails?

  30. Relative size by trout007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    By making your balls smaller it will make other things in that area appear larger.

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    1. Re:Relative size by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed the linked picture of the beerbelly...

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    2. Re:Relative size by mjwx · · Score: 1

      By making your balls smaller it will make other things in that area appear larger.

      Erm, small potatoes make the meat look bigger?

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  31. My balls are too big anyway by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I hope they hang lower when they shrink due to less static acceleration of the ball bag.

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  32. Troll Alert: What will lazy women do for $$$? by trout007 · · Score: 1

    Right now one big social problem is unwanted kids, public welfare, and family courts. The problem is there are lots if incentives for poor single women to get pregnant. They get better preferential treatment for things like housing, WIC, college, ect. If there was a male pill or reversible chemical vasecomy the change in social dynamics would change as severely as when the pill for women came out.

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    1. Re:Troll Alert: What will lazy women do for $$$? by dagelf · · Score: 0

      Yes. Put the drug in the water supply, toothpaste, everything you can find.... so that getting pregnant will entail a ritual of capitalist sabbatical... who's moving to my country? ;-) Imagine fluoride actually did this! Jokes aside, overpopulation is not a problem, it's been pretty much proven that world population will even out at 12b (Google TED talk) and that economic empowerment is the ultimate contraceptive.

    2. Re:Troll Alert: What will lazy women do for $$$? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Vasectomy will do that too...

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    3. Re:Troll Alert: What will lazy women do for $$$? by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Not reliably reservable.

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  33. Oral contraceptive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like she'll get pregnant from oral sex anyway...

  34. Vasectomy by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    That is what I did back in 2006....w/o insurance it was only 600$, with only 40$
    My count is officially '0' and I couldn't be happier. :D

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    1. Re:Vasectomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are glad to see you drop off the gene pool.

    2. Re:Vasectomy by der_pinchy · · Score: 0

      now just gotta find a woman to lay the meat to :P

  35. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the fact that you don't realize that just shows how completely brainwashed^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hemasculated you really are.

    1. Re:Yes. by JackL · · Score: 1

      Didn't realize that I was talking to Antonio Cromartie! I've been inspired. I'll trade in the minivan for a bitchin' camaro, ditch the wife and kids, and try to be more like you every day. Thanks for setting me straight.

  36. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of giving up your parental rights? Was like never having a kid. that is what my father did to my mother when I was two and they divorced. She didn't get half his shit, she didn't get alimony and he didn't have to pay a dime in child support. Now he wants to be in my life...FUCK HIM!

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  37. never hear of condoms and pulling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    never heard of condoms used with the pull out method

    it's a shame I don't have a sex life, all I ask for is for some sex with a woman god damn it!

    1. Re:never hear of condoms and pulling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condoms work. Pulling does not.

  38. Why bother. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    You know that the Church will forbid it's use especially in areas of the world where it will do the most good.

    1. Re:Why bother. by hazah · · Score: 1

      How about still making it available and work on removing the church. It will yield a better outcome than 'why bother'.

    2. Re:Why bother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily... the church's whole thing can be summed up with "every sperm is sacred"... this inhibits sperm production - no sperm to waste. On the female side, the egg would have been dropped anyway.

      This could be the first artificial birth control that *doesn't* get the ban hammer.

  39. Re:There's an option that's much closer to approva by Nugoo · · Score: 1

    While RISUG looks like a great procedure to me, intellectually, I am much more comfortable emotionally with taking a pill than with having a doctor inject a spermicide into my vas deferens.

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  40. Because the wording by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Informative

    is structured in a way to implies that the government making things safer is a bad thing. It's a loaded comment with a surprising amount of things implied, and the sentiment behind it is why we get stuff like this.

    Plus it's ridiculously well documented that the government makes things safer.

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    1. Re:Because the wording by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Plus it's ridiculously well documented that the government makes things safer.

      Even if that's so, it's kind of a stretch to use a work of fiction written by a socialist as that documentation.

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  41. Re:There's an option that's much closer to approva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RISUG? No way! Maybe you meant REISUB? It's sends SIGTERM before sending SIGKILL to all processes, and it reboots instead of trying to enter the debugger. /unixgeek

  42. Men have to use it for it to work by PattyMc · · Score: 1

    The reproductive imperative for all males of all species is to create offspring that will in turn reach reproductive age. I think there will be a deep seated reluctance to use anything that interferes with that.

    1. Re:Men have to use it for it to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condoms are quite popular. "All males of all species " , well doesn't someone have an axe to grind.

  43. Does anyone realize the consequences? by Sqreater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Women, who now have essentially the ability to get pregnant when they want to, will have to ask a man for permission to become pregnant, maybe even beg for permission to be a mother. Do they actually understand the shift in reproductive power that unthinking feminists have been pushing for for so long? Do they realize they lose control of their own pregancies? No more Tom Brady and Giselle kinda thing. No more babies by philandering pretty-boy candidates. No more rock star accidents. No more (oops) having that second child because you want one and hubby maybe isn't so keen. And can a silly woman who depends on a man to take his pill trust him to do so? No. Think of pregnancy as revenge etc., an act of aggression. Male contraception empowers men in a way that women may not find so "fair." Nobody really knew the society-wide changes female contraception would bring starting in the 1960s. Perhaps we are not really projecting the changes easy male contraception in pill form will bring in the future as its benefits to men become widely perceived by them.

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    1. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Not to worry, women will point out that men on this pill won't have sperm that can be tested for DNA and therefore will be impossible to track down when they rape people. It won't make it to market.

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    2. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You say all of that like it's a bad thing. Who cares what women think about it? Haven't they been preaching "my body, my business" for decades now? If it's more effective than condoms, I'll be the first one in line.

    3. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you take the pills and you will not want to fuck anyhow.

      or maybe they combine it with viagra in the same pill.

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    4. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Women, who now have essentially the ability to get pregnant when they want to...

      Wait, what? Women need someone having sex with them, unprotected sex to be specific, in order to get pregnant. It's covered in health class, right after the video on how to conduct testicular exams.

      ... will have to ask a man for permission to become pregnant, maybe even beg for permission to be a mother.

      The man already has effective birth control: It's called a condom. Remember that demonstration with the cucumber?

      Do they actually understand the shift in reproductive power that unthinking feminists have been pushing for for so long?

      Women have to carry the baby for 9 months. Men just have to give it a few thrusts and a little squirt. And societal expectations haven't changed on who's responsible for junior either: A man running away from his parental responsibilities is common and tolerated. A woman who does this is shamed by her family and friends. And if both parents abandon their responsibilities, the child is usually raised by the women in the woman's family.

      Think of pregnancy as revenge etc., an act of aggression.

      Right... she held you down and rode your dick, then stuck you with child support. And all the other times she didn't, and you had a chance to put on a condom...?

      Male contraception empowers men in a way that women may not find so "fair."

      The condom empowers men too. Nobody considers it unfair.

      Perhaps we are not really projecting the changes easy male contraception in pill form will bring in the future as its benefits to men become widely perceived by them.

      I doubt the pill will bring about any real social change; There's already effective male birth control, it's called a condom. Men don't want to wear it. Giving them more choices in birth control won't result in a significant change; A lot of men will then not wear a condom or take the pill or get their tubes tied. Giving people options doesn't make them more responsible. Male birth control won't cause a paradigm shift. If you ask me, it'll just be more evidence of what those feminists you seem to hate so much have been saying all along: Until social expectations of men and women are the same, any observations we make on the difference in behavior between men and women will continue to reflect our own prejudices.

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    5. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      So semen without sperm won't have DNA? Even so, there is still RISUG.

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    6. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by bytesex · · Score: 2

      There is a distinction. Decisions regarding the sexual are oftentimes made spontaneously. Yes, even the pregnancy-part of it. A condom is a man's to carry, that's true, but it deals with the spur of the moment, not with anything that you can reconsider in a day or two. Presumably, the pill for men will take a while to wear off.

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    7. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually think women want to have YOUR baby against your will?

    8. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by Cazekiel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't you love it when a new, wonderful and advance in science is reduced to "YEA! Now we can get even with the wimmins for all those RIGHTS they have!" with these guys? It's not about, "Nice, now I can control what my body does and what it WON'T do, preventing unwanted pregnancies." No. It's an immediate, ill-perceived tool of revenge.

      I'm just gonna say it, cos' I've had it: to those guys, with all your accusations and revenge tactics? We don't want to be pregnant with your kid. Sorry to disappoint, but we're not all lining up for your DNA like you think we are. It's like being scared of a gay guy cos' he's gonna check you out--the assumption that you're worth being checked-out makes most of them laugh.

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    9. Re:Does anyone realize the consequences? by Beefpatrol · · Score: 2

      I doubt the pill will bring about any real social change; There's already effective male birth control, it's called a condom. Men don't want to wear it. Giving them more choices in birth control won't result in a significant change; A lot of men will then not wear a condom or take the pill or get their tubes tied. Giving people options doesn't make them more responsible. Male birth control won't cause a paradigm shift. If you ask me, it'll just be more evidence of what those feminists you seem to hate so much have been saying all along: Until social expectations of men and women are the same, any observations we make on the difference in behavior between men and women will continue to reflect our own prejudices.

      ---end quote---

      New varieties of birth control that men can use to unilaterally prevent pregnancy may not make anyone more responsible but they may drastically improve responsible mens' relationships with women. Good fences make good neighbors and all that.

      Much of the human brain's processing happens in ways that are inaccessible to consciousness; we may know what we do but much of our true motivation is hidden from us. As a man, I consciously know that want a lot more from a woman than just a warm, fertile body, yet for some reason, once I have had sex with a woman, if the relationship ceases to involve me ejaculating on her cervix on a regular basis, I cannot feel love from her anymore. As far as my limbic system is concerned, the relationship is over. My conscious thoughts, and my resulting statements about how I feel include nothing like the limbic system reaction. The only exception to this loss of love seems to involve her having a medical-grade excuse why she can't have sex with anyone.

      Why do I bring this up? To point out that the deceptive relationship things that men and women accuse each other of probably do happen even though the accused swear, (honestly, because they genuinely believe it,) that there was no deception involved. People do shitty reproduction-related things unconsciously. People would rather propagate their genes in non-deceptive ways but if those ways fail to produce what they are wired to seek for reproductive success, people will seek it in ways that deceive others and usually themselves too. People are only predominantly logical when you think of them as gene replicators. Once people have enough experience with life to know this, they tend not to trust the opposite sex because of the differences between male and female optimal reproductive strategies.

      Do men want to have sex even when they don't want the responsibility of kids? Yes. Do women want to have sex even when they don't want to have the responsibility of kids? Yes. Have women, (or men,) ever done deceptive things like cause an "unexpected" pregnancy either because they wanted kids or they wanted a relationship to become more permanent? Yes. Men need the ability to control their own reproduction while still having good relationships, which is more than condoms, abstinence, or vasectomy can currently provide for a large portion of the male population.

  44. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I have never heard about that, because it doesn't exist. It's possible your mother *allowed* your dad to walk away without paying a dime in child support, but she most definitely had the legal power to get the money if she wanted. Unless you live in a strange country with laws that are very different from mine, and indeed all western countries I've heard of.

  45. Won't matter a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sure, Baby, I'm on the pill."

  46. Birth control for men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen any evidence of a man giving birth.

  47. Re:Not my problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Issues: You got 'em.

  48. Wear a condom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its really not that damn hard to do folks.

  49. Re:There's an option that's much closer to approva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll not feel the same way the first time you're horny and you forgot to take your pill

  50. Possible solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Balls of steel

  51. A male birth control pill has existed since '72 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a pill about the size of a sugar cube.
    You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
    <rimshot/>

  52. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by misexistentialist · · Score: 2

    Probably more to that story...

  53. IBM sent a memo on this... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2
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  54. Enlarged Testies side effect of aging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what if any affect it might have in aging. From what I remember they are not sure what the link between enlarging of testies and aging. It's a far fetched link but something someone should look into!

  55. Eat GM Corn by adius · · Score: 1

    Just eat enough genetically modified corn and you'll become sterile. Save $$$ It is already mixed into the public food supply so it shouldn't be hard to do.

  56. Never heard of condoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had 'birth control for men' for THOUSANDS of years. They're called condoms.

    The only problem is, some people are LIARS, especially men who aren't turned on by their (ugly) girlfriends/wives, and who can't get it up/keep it up, with a condom on, so they say "The condom broke" when their girlfriend/wife gets pregnant "by accident", and the idiots who tell us how effective contraceptives are, actually BELIEVE them, then reduce the effectiveness of condoms from 100% to 'only 98% effective'. They're actually 100% effective for MOST people, but because we have to cover up the dishonesty and totally ANECDOTAL evidence of the idiots who can't use them, we have the endless myth that condoms are less than 100% effective - they are not.

    There is not one single piece of scientific research into condom effectiveness, it is ALL based on ANECDOTAL evidence, which is completely worthless, for the reasons I've explained above.

    1. Re:Never heard of condoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      may I add some anecdotal evidence?
      we broke 2 condoms within the last 6 months we've been together. noone got pregnant.

      how does that fit into your "condom-breakers-are-lyers"-story? what motive do I have to lie?

    2. Re:Never heard of condoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron. And just as dishonest as the people you accuse of skewing the statistics.

      Some people do lie, no doubt. Equally certainly, condoms DO break, and they DO slip without any intentional misuse.

      As someone who just spent a week terrified after fishing the condom out of her twat after "OH SHIT, WHERE'S THE RUBBER?!", I can sincerely say: FUCK YOU.

  57. Marketing opportunity by tomhath · · Score: 1

    One look and she'll know the pills are working. No stopping you now.

  58. Re:There's an option that's much closer to approva by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

    fuck a pill, RISUG is a cheap, painless procedure. I think it can solve all unwanted pregnancy if it not artificially over priced in the US. It is in stage 3 human trials in multiple countries now. Also, no way do I wanna take something that can chemically or hormonally affect me. I feel bad when my gf has to be on birth control as it is the best option currently.

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  59. How long till we can get this added to all alcohol by drhank1980 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it might make the world a better place.

  60. Just Say No by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Nancy, we remember you still...

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  61. Save the money by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    For men: 1. DON'T have sex 2. Wear a condom if having sex For Women: 1. DON'T have sex 2. Make sure a man is wearing a condom if having sex. Pretty simple isn't it?

  62. Slashdot is the Birth Control by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    "Birth Control For Men Edges Closer"
    I see what you did there.

  63. Re:There's an option that's much closer to approva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish this would catch on in the US. However, because it's a one time application to start it, and a one time application to reverse it, it isn't the cash cow that the pharmaceutical companies want like The Pill is for women. They won't make money off of it in the long term with continued sales, so they don't put any time or research into developing it and making it available here.

  64. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess would be abuse of some kind. Not uncommon in those situations for the mother to sacrifice everything to get as far away as possible. That includes a termination of parental rights to get rid of the other spouse's right to see their kid and participate in decisions for them. Whether voluntary or involuntary, a judge would have to have signed off on it. Therefore, the most probable situation is abuse.

  65. A Doctor / Patient Discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
    Patient: Oh no, I knew it. Give me the good news first.
    Doctor: Your sperm count is one.
    Patient: That's the good news? What's the bad news?
    Doctor: It's the size of a golf ball, it's angry, and it wants out NOW.

  66. Condoms win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather deal with condoms than muck around with my hormone levels. The side effects for women are significant. The pill was a huge thing because it allowed the physically weaker sex to override whatever the man thinks of condoms and decide for themselves about having kids. But for most men, this is not an issue, because A: most woman can't rape most men (we're bigger and stronger), and B: men don't get pregnant. For me, it's at worst a financial issue, but I'm not stuck with a life-threatening parasite for 9 months (+20 years).

    1. Re:Condoms win by neminem · · Score: 1

      Then don't use it? Granted, I wouldn't use it either if it messed with my hormones. But condoms suck royal donkey balls, and from the summary, it sounds like the whole reason it's taken so long for proper male oral contraceptives is because they were holding out for something that -wouldn't- mess with your hormone levels.

      For men who are just in it for the sex, I suppose it wouldn't be an issue, but I like to think positive and imagine that isn't "most" men. Many, perhaps, but I like to think not "most". For those of us in actual relationships who don't want kids at the moment, but who wouldn't just say "oh well" and ditch the person if something happened, this would be pretty great (if it -doesn't- muck around with hormone levels, being a distinct disadvantage of existing pills for the purpose.) It's not a financial issue, it's a "you have a kid, congratulations, you now have no time!" issue.

      I wouldn't use it if the side effects were as significant as they are for women, though.

    2. Re:Condoms win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know RTFA is too much to ask of some people, but it's in the summary FFS. This is not hormonal. It does jack shit to your hormone levels.

  67. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by geohump · · Score: 1

    Sorry, didn't mean to be taken seriously. Just couldn't resist trolling on this, just this one time. Here is a better explanation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZ5boriRtE&feature=player_detailpage#t=362s

  68. Smaller Testes = Less Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this implying that men on this will be less... manly?

  69. Re:Smaller Testes != Less Testosterone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  70. Re:MCFLY? HELLOO??? MEN DONT NEED BIRTH CONTROL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too many men identify themselves as men through their ability to father children.

    Biology 101

  71. I, for one by lolococo · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new ball-shrinking overloards

  72. I was too young. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was sexual abused when I was 11 years old,

    SHE was 14 years old,

    I doubt I would been put on the pill, my parents are roman catholic and I am still sexually inactive
      I am 28 years old

    she accused me of rape and had an abortion which I disagreed with but, there was nothing I could do.

  73. Overpopulation is a myth by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    There is no global overpopulation. Some places (such as Japan) are already experiencing population aging and decline, which is bad in many ways. Other places (such as the USA and specially Europe) already have sub-replacement fertility rates, and their population only grows because of demographic lag and immigration. It is predicted the the European Union population (now at 503M) will reach zero natural population increase by 2015 and zero total population increase in 2035 (at 520M), then start declining.

    The USA will grow from 310M in 2010 to 403M in 2050. [1]
    Asia will increase from 4.2B in 2010 to 5.1B in 2050, then start declining. [2]

    The only region that is really growing is Africa. It will increase from 1B in 2010 to 2.2B in 2050. [2] Then its population density will be 73/km2. [3] Compare that to the current population density in Portugal (115/km2), in South Korea (487/km2) and in Taiwan (641/km2). [4]

    Global population is predicted to grow from 7B in 2011 to 9B in 2050 and 10B in 2100 [5] and start falling soon after [6].

    And according to [7], 40-50% of America-produced food is thrown away. According to [8], 1/3 of the world food is thrown away.
    And this does not take into account that people eat, just for pleasure, excessive quantities of resource-intensive food (such as meat). If Americans/Europeans want to help the poor, an easy way would be to decrease (say, by 30%) their diet of meat. This will immediately reduce food demand and, for double bonus, the saved money can be donated to charity. And much arable land is wasted on subsidized inefficient corn-based ethanol. You can lobby your government to stop that.

    Plus, there does not seem to be a negative correlation between population density and GDP per capita. [9]

    African hunger is not caused by overpopulation. It is caused by corrupt and authoritarian governments, and by guerrillas/terrorists motivated by Marxism, violent Islamism, ethnic hate or simply greed.

    Overpopulation fear-mongering is very old - at least as old as Malthus. One of its more recent incarnations was the 1968 book "The Population Bomb", which predicted mass starvation to occur in the 1970s.

    Anyway, for better or for worse, there is already strong action taken by individuals, foundations, and Western governments to restrict fertility in Africa.

    1 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_11.htm
    2 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_2.htm
    3 : According to [2], Africa will have 2.2B people in 2050, and according to Google[10] and Wikipedia [11], the area of Africa is 30,221,532 km2
    4 : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_population_density
    5 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_1.htm
    6 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_6.htm
    7 : http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/news/ng.asp?id=56376-us-wastes-half
    8 : http://www.fao.org/news/story/en/item/74192/icode/
    9 : http://sanamagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/population-population-density-gdp-per-capita-ppp/
    10 : https://www.google.com.br/search?q=africa+area
    11 : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa

  74. It's estimated that 1/2 of all pregnancies in the US are unplanned.

    You went from "unplanned pregnancy" to "unwanted child" without justification.

  75. Does it affect taste of ejaculate? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    Some men who might take the pill may care about this issue, even though they will never taste their own ejaculate.

    Some people (either gender) who do not take the pill might also care about if there is any effect on the taste.

    If there is any change in taste, how would this affect product advertising for the pill?

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  76. Rollback of rape laws next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.) and many GOP think this will go hand in hand with their "out of context" views on rape.
    The man can't get the woman pregnant, then they can roll back rape laws...

  77. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The male contraceptive is not totally useless but close. Men suffer no consequences of failed contraception -- that is, if the method screws up, no big deal for the man. Women, on other hand, get pregnant when contraception fails and that's kind of a big deal. So let's say you're a woman. Your date says, "hey baby, don't worry, I'm taking the Male Pill. We're safe." Does she believe him? Hell no, if she cares about preventing conception, she uses contraception herself. Period. That simple. Yes, for some really reliable trusting couples, male contraception might be a chosen option. But for the vast majority of couples, the woman will use contraception because she has the largest stake in the outcome, rendering a male contraception option of little impact.
    --JSt

  78. They already have a pill for men... by OurDailyFred · · Score: 1

    The men's birth control pill is rather large, about the size of a 1 cm gumball.

    You don't take it orally, you just put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

    F.

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  79. Drive American, Traitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real men wouldn't be seen in a honda anything.