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Retail Copies of Office 2013 Are Tied To a Single Computer Forever

An anonymous reader writes "With the launch of Office 2013 Microsoft has seen fit to upgrade the terms of the license agreement, and it's not in favor of the end user. It seems installing a copy of the latest version of Microsoft's Office suite of apps ties it to a single machine. For life. On previous versions of Office it was a different story. The suite was associated with a 'Licensed Device' and could only be used on a single device. But there was nothing to stop you uninstalling Office and installing it on another machine perfectly legally. With that option removed, Office 2013 effectively becomes a much more expensive proposition for many."

464 comments

  1. just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

    1. Re:just use virtual machines by PhotoJim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is so not the point.

    2. Re:just use virtual machines by emilper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not if it phones home

    3. Re:just use virtual machines by Meshach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

      I do not think that this "solution" will work for a typical user. VM machines are not simple to setup and use for the masses as they are for /. users.

      As a matter of fact I do not think this will impact the majority of users at all. Most people buy their software with their computer system and are not adverse to having to buy a new version when they get a new machine.

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    4. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem exacerbated, not solved.

    5. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      what about the 99.5% of people who have no clue what that means?

      there's no reason to shift any of the blame onto consumers for this. fuck microsoft.

    6. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Awesome solution. We just have to give up convenience and performance! Only the usual anti-Microsoft crowd would ever complain about that.

    7. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

      I do not think that this "solution" will work for a typical user. VM machines are not simple to setup and use for the masses as they are for /. users.

      As a matter of fact I do not think this will impact the majority of users at all. Most people buy their software with their computer system and are not adverse to having to buy a new version when they get a new machine.

      Ok, let's expand a bit. It should be relatively straightforward for a knowledgeable person to create a self-contained virtual appliance with a copy of Window Du jour plus a copy of Office 20-whatever with all the common options (or every option) and require the user to only input the license key for the OS and the license key for Office. Install procedure would be to insert disk, run Setup, get prompted for the required license keys, and get an icon on your desktop that when invoked, brings up Office in a virtual box.

      This is, of course, non-trivial to create. But all it takes is a single (not inconsiderable) effort, the results of which are replicated endlessly.

      Or, we could all stick with a previous version of Office, and Microsoft can go screw. I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

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    8. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right, easy ... except that it's slow, cumbersome, difficult for many people to grasp, uses a lot of additional memory, takes up large amounts of space...

      Or you could just use Libre Office ... oh wait...

    9. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Add a backup feature that burns the virtual machine onto a DVD, so you can bring it up on a new physical machine at a future date.

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    10. Re:just use virtual machines by multiben · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck marked this insightful? Virtual machines? Seriously?

    11. Re:just use virtual machines by Spiridios · · Score: 5, Insightful

      install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

      This is why most "normal" people don't understand nerds. Every problem always has a technical solution. Always. Even if that problem isn't technical in nature and the solution completely misses the point. The issue isn't that it's physically impossible to install to multiple computers, as a hack will be around shortly to eliminate that limitation. The problem is in the license that's trying to bleed more money out of the user. The solution to that problem is to not buy the new version of Office. Either use an older version or switch to something more open.

    12. Re:just use virtual machines by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      It is probably not allowed by the EULA. I know that the cheap versions of Windows explicitly forbid it; you need one of the "high-tier" editions.

    13. Re:just use virtual machines by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, we could all stick with a previous version of Office, and Microsoft can go screw. I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

      This is the correct answer.

      I am still using Office 2003 because (a) It works just fine and does what I need. Newer versions contain absolutely nothing of benefit to me. (b) No "activation" or other bullshit required, which means I can easily transfer it to another computer when needed. (c) It doesn't have the god awful ribbon that was introduced with Office 2007 and rendered the program unusable.

    14. Re:just use virtual machines by Kawahee · · Score: 5, Funny

      VM machines are not simple

      Virtual machine machines might not be simple, but virtual machines can be.

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    15. Re:just use virtual machines by gewalker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, I think I know a better solution. Tell the whole world about this abrogation of natural rights. Tell your friends. Spread the MS hate. Go post it to Facebook, twitter or whatever. Do it now.

    16. Re:just use virtual machines by gewalker · · Score: 4, Informative

      I just posted this on my facebook account. Feel free to post it everywhere.

      Microsoft has just raised the bar on greed. MS Office 2013 has a non-transferable license, it can only be installed on 1 computer. So, you lose this computer or it dies or you upgrade, you lose your license to MS Office 2013. See http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-pick/retail-copies-of-office-2013-are-tied-to-a-single-computer-forever-20130213/ for moredetails.

    17. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certain company with a fruit for a logo bleed money from it's users and they love them for it (35% IAP fee for real world objects? Enjoy paying an extra $35 on that $100 sofa!) HEY! If you buy Office from an app inside that ecosystem, you can be doubly fucked over! You'll pay 30% MORE for Office AND be locked to a single computer!

    18. Re:just use virtual machines by ZeroPly · · Score: 1

      No. Period.

      You are not allowed to redistribute any of the files that come with your Office 2013 (or Win8) distribution without explicit permission from Microsoft. Which means this scheme has zero chance of success. What you _could_ do is package the whole system so that it fires up, asks for an Office 2013 install source, and then loads that onto your VM, creating the necessary shortcuts in the process. That would require constant updates based on how Microsoft packages their DVDs, and be an overall mess for the end user.

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    19. Re:just use virtual machines by aklinux · · Score: 1

      Acually, you probably want to 'move' the virtual machine, just to keep it legal (maybe) ;)

    20. Re:just use virtual machines by chipschap · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am still using Office 2003 because (a) It works just fine and does what I need. Newer versions contain absolutely nothing of benefit to me. (b) No "activation" or other bullshit required, which means I can easily transfer it to another computer when needed. (c) It doesn't have the god awful ribbon that was introduced with Office 2007 and rendered the program unusable.

      And I'll continue to use Libre Office :) No activation, no ribbon, works fine and does what I need.

      There will be the inevitable response: I need feature X that only MS Office has. This will not get an argument from me. If you need MS Office, go for it. Do what you have to do. I'm just happy that I don't need it myself and don't have to deal with all this nonsense.

    21. Re:just use virtual machines by W.+Justice+Black · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes and no.

      I did a bit of IT consulting a while back for a small company owned by a friend of mine that upgraded one of their (dead) machines to Win7 from XP. One of their pieces of software (that isn't supported by the vendor anymore, natch) had some copy protection on it that ABSOLUTELY REFUSED to run on Win7. As in "every single post I could find about it on Google said 'don't bother'" and no amount of backwards-compatibility junk would get Win7 to make it work, period (though admittedly this was Win7 Home Prem, so no built-in VM stuff).

      The solution: VirtualBox, running a spare XP license, and just this one application. With the VBox tools installed, I set it to resize the desktop automatically when the window's resized, put the taskbar on autohide, and it works great (nice and snappy for an office-type app). When you click the close box on the window, VBox suspends the VM. When you open it back up again, it un-suspends. Plus you get snapshotting and portability of the environment.

      They were not sophisticated enough to pull this off, but their local IT guy (me) was, and this is a little 5-person extermination company...

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    22. Re:just use virtual machines by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fire up a virtual machine every time someone emails you a document, and then move that document over to the virtual machine (after it books), open up your Office suite, and then move the document back.

      Man, that is sure convenient.

      It is almost like Microsoft is trying to encourage people to move over to the perpetual subscription method by making the traditional way of purchasing 2013 a pain in the ass.

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    23. Re:just use virtual machines by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

      Nice to be victorious in that way.
      You beat 'The System'.

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    24. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But I don't need "feature X"; the only "feature" that I need is that the person I'm sending the document to expects it to be in MS Office's format because that's what they'll use to open and modify the file, and "mostly compatible" isn't good enough.

      If I was using MS Office and they were using LibreOffice, I'd be in the same boat (the ODT export from MS Office, like the OfficeXML export from Libre, is "almost good enough", which is the polite way of saying "not good enough") except of course I could just download LibreOffice for free and use it.

      There are network effects in play, is what I'm saying.

    25. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure this will work, I haven't tested it, I'm just not sure.

      I understood that VMWare Workstation still exposes a 'unique ID' from the host machine to the guest VM. Microsoft Office activation probably picks up on this and possibly prevents shifting the VM to another host. I think I tried moving an activated copy of Windows XP unsuccessfully, several years ago. Anyone with more recent experience/crisper memory?

    26. Re:just use virtual machines by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can create deep ties between guest and host and exchange data between them trivially. Setup a folder that both OS's can reach, problem solved. If done right its the same as tabbing through windows.

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    27. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certain company with a fruit for a logo bleed money from it's users and they love them for it (35% IAP fee for real world objects? Enjoy paying an extra $35 on that $100 sofa!) HEY! If you buy Office from an app inside that ecosystem, you can be doubly fucked over! You'll pay 30% MORE for Office AND be locked to a single computer!

      And yet again the crackpots are out in force trying to turn a story that has nothing to do with Apple into another Apple hate fest.

    28. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then this knee-jerk is from /years/ of not being listened to, isn't it. About Windows, about Microsoft, about the dangers of the big closed-source apps for your data, about changing some of the bloody stupid things people do & expect so they don't come crying yet again to the tech guy.

      I mean your proffered solution -- don't buy it -- is just as opaque and impractical and nerd-blinkered to these people.

      Maybe it's better to just glare and shrug at them and say something cryptic. If they don't understand the answer at all, maybe that's better than something they understand enough to disregard like "don't buy it". You'll at least get a handful of people who'll pause at your doorstep, and ask what you mean.

      Works on kids too. Don't give them answers, give them statements that make them more curious to ask more questions. Make them invest personally at getting to the bottom of their question.

      captcha, fittingly enough, "tricked"

    29. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Ah, too bad. Oh well, I didn't want to use Office 2013 anyway. (Or Win8 for that matter.)

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    30. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      adverse != averse. Two different words.

    31. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VM machines are not simple to setup

      They are if you use something other than KVM-Qemu. Isn't it time to leave the 20th Century behind?

    32. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      VM machines are not simple to setup and use for the masses as they are for /. users.

      You don't have to use a whole VM machine. Just use a virtual VM machine.

    33. Re:just use virtual machines by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0

      (b) No "activation" or other bullshit required, which means I can easily transfer it to another computer when needed

      So you pirated it. Just say so. No need to be ambiguous.

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    34. Re:just use virtual machines by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fire up a virtual machine every time someone emails you a document, and then move that document over to the virtual machine (after it books), open up your Office suite, and then move the document back.

      Man, that is sure convenient.

      Why would you do it that way? When I read the VM suggestion, I thought it basically meant live in the VM full time. There is a post above where a person used an XP VM in Win7 for a legacy app that wouldn't run in his Win7 set up. But that was one app, not an office suite.

      If you're using MS Office for everything, including Outlook for email, and you're using a VM so you can change hardware by moving the VM instead of reinstalling Office, why not fire up the VM as soon as Windows boots and put all your apps in there?

      I mean, 1) you're going to spend so much time in the VM, you might as well stay in, and 2) you've done the work of making your system easy to restore to get around reinstalling Office, why not take advantage and make all your software as easy to restore?

      Moving files between levels of virtualization wouldn't be an issue. You pay a price at start up, as the OS and VM boot, but a small price. And I'm in the minority as someone who still shuts down PCs. Don't most folk use sleep or hibernate, or for a desktop, just leave it one all the time?

      I've only used VMs on beefy servers, never on consumer desktop or laptop hardware. Is there a performance reason you wouldn't live in the VM full time? The top level OS could be light; the only thing it is doing is handling the VM (and passing off messages between the VM and outside world? I don't know where VMs live on your OSI model.).

      Anyway, I just had an issue with MS Office 2010 where my wife's HD crashed, I reinstalled (I just back up data, because you can always reinstall software, right?), then her MB went, and when reinstalling on a new machine and trying to register, it got denied as too many installs. This is legal, paid for, copy of Office.

      So I downloaded a crack.

    35. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      I'd switch, but the horrid VBA in Excel is still far better-documented and easier to develop for than any of the OO.org macro solutions.

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    36. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's better to just glare and shrug at them and say something cryptic. If they don't understand the answer at all, maybe that's better than something they understand enough to disregard like "don't buy it". You'll at least get a handful of people who'll pause at your doorstep, and ask what you mean.

      *shrug* You should change your gearing from 3.07 to 4.11. And that D35 is going to snap like a twig, swap in a D44 or an 8.8.

    37. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get that response and I try to find out if libre supports it. If it does, I give them the instructions on how to do that.

      It is getting hard to find stuff that doesn't work now. especially since microsoft started shooting their own feet out.

    38. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Was this published in a peer reviewed journal? Citation needed.

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    39. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree;

      Libreoffice export to .doc is actually at least as good as 'save as doc' between different machines (font setting changes can really screw things up, but this is quite normal for office users and they kind of expect it)- and libreoffice supports 'print to pdf', which is a pretty universal read only format which is very useful for sending things were you would like your formatting to not be screwed up by the other machine (side note; even when using microsoft office because printer and page setting changes can screw up formatting on the receiving machine I print to PDF, it just requires external software to do so in office.)

    40. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they don't let you install on a VM, which I have had software tell me I could not. I was using VMware so there may be other software that would get around this problem. Additionally, software can recognize VM on AMD machine vs VM on Intel machine and other differences. I tried moving some $4,000 software on a VM from my laptop to my desktop, and the software recognized the fact it was on a different computer, even though it was an exact VM copy!

      So yeah, MS has the know how to stop exactly this, whether or not they do it is another matter. But pirates will crack it anyway, so who cares? I don't think MS is going to see a revenue drop from this policy, as most of its paying customers are businesses, which generally follow this rule regardless.

    41. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd switch, but the horrid VBA in Excel is still far better-documented and easier to develop for than any of the OO.org macro solutions.

      Umm... this is /., we write real programs, not spreadsheet macros.

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    42. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have the god awful ribbon that was introduced with Office 2007 and rendered the program different.

      FTFY, what is it with the ribbon that you have so much difficulty with?

    43. Re:just use virtual machines by morcego · · Score: 1

      install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

      Pretty sure the license will forbid it.

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    44. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No one should expect Office documents to format properly on other people's machine. If I'm using Office 2007 and my friend is using Office 2007 a document will render differently depending on screen size, layout options, window size, etc. Using Office 2007 on one machine and 2003 on another produces even less reliable results. The idea that MS-Office will render documents the same if you have the same version is false. This is why people who need documents to look a certain way use PDF, not Office, to transfer documents. Office is for editing, not formatting.

      This is why LibreOffice is just find for exchanging documents with MS-Office users, formatting isn't what MS-Office does so a slightly different appearance doesn't matter.

    45. Re:just use virtual machines by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      The effort is not worth running Office. I felt the same way about keys and activation though, so I moved to something else.

    46. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A font change doesn't sound like much, but in a lot of industries (namely legal), any unknown changes can cause big issues, especially in court where a font change can result in a mistrial (unauthorized alteration.)

      That is the problem I have with other office suites -- they are 99% compatible with Word. However, that 1% can wreak major havoc.

      Then, there are other items that Word is needed for. Office IRM comes to mind. Yes, DRM sucks, but IRM/Sharepoint is important with regulations, as a last-ditch layer against compromise [1].

      [1]: No DRM system is 100%, and it isn't too difficult to do a save as, or just pop screenshots, but some places I used to be at use IRM as protection aginst physical theft. Someone copies the document repository and takes it home? The files are encrypted. Same if someone has their laptop stolen and was too stupid to encrypt their HDD. Without the Active Directory creds/keys, the files are pretty much inaccessible.

    47. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be relatively straightforward for a knowledgeable person to create a self-contained virtual appliance with a copy of Window Du jour [...]

      You're not very clear on the concept of "the majority of users", are you? Where, praytell, are these people getting a copy of Windows to INSTALL on the VM? You are aware that a new computer with Windows preinstalled (the means by which the majority of users come down with Windows, whether you believe it or not) generally does NOT come with a standalone Windows disc, right? And that this same majority of users has no reason to go to a computer store to pick up copies of Windows, since it's already there on their computers?

    48. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same for my grandmother and software she required for her negative scanner, VirtualBox and XP, but for the average home user they're not going to have an IT department, IT guy or grandson to come to the rescue.

    49. Re:just use virtual machines by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      He does not live in the real world...

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    50. Re:just use virtual machines by fast+turtle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and that's exactly the reason I don't send docs in Office format, instead I use PDF.

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    51. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Am I hearing this right? Are you blaming techies for coming up with technical solutions to problems that are social in nature?

      In case you hadn't noticed. This particular problem is licencing, which is a social problem. Who solves social problems? Hint: It's not the techies. We techies generally have no power to solve social problems. The evidence is all around us. It is how the world works. That power goes to the socialisers with their ass-kissing, smooth talk, pointless speeches, and the riches and charisma to reach positions of influence.

      Sure, call me cynical. The only reason we always suggest these technical hacks is they are the only way we force an acceptable solution, even if that solution might be hard to understand or use for some people. What else can you do? Write a strongly worded letter to Microsoft and other organisations with bad policies?

      Sometimes social problems require technical solutions, because the people who should be solving it will not either due to laziness or conflicts of interest. Examples of technical systems explicitly designed to solve or work around real life issues online are Adblock and TOR. The problem Adblock adresses (ads and malware) is caused by economics while TOR helps guard against privacy invasion from malicious individuals or organisations.

      Do you as a techie think you can solve the root of these problems yourself? If so, please receive your prize and get started right away.

    52. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and when your client's workflow is to edit the document and send it back to you, how well does PDF work for that?

    53. Re:just use virtual machines by babywhiz · · Score: 1

      We have been testing Libre this week. The first thing that happened was a doc that had several numbered, stairstepped bullet points 1.1.1, 1.1.2, 2.1.1, 2.1.2, 2.2.1, etc turned into 1,2,3,4,5,6 etc.

      Made it really difficult to approve the changes since the indication of where 4.1.1 was changed didn't exist in Libre except as 12.

      Back to the drawing board, and pray Office 2003 doesn't get broken by some magical Windows Update.

    54. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd switch, but the horrid VBA in Excel is still far better-documented and easier to develop for than any of the OO.org macro solutions.

      I took me a week and a half.
      Basically it is similar, both are basic styles, and i have been able to port all my macros. Also, macros from excel quite work well, all with minor adjustments.
      I have not found it more difficult to develope than in excel.
      Documentation is there, but not built in. The only thing i miss is Excel's basic editor. Besides that, i'd recommend to go for it, knowledge takes no room.
      For the record, i actually work at IBM, and macros are a must in my daily job, and are portable between all flavors of XXXXXoffice (libre, open, symphony...).
      good luck!

    55. Re:just use virtual machines by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, virtual machines made a BIG mess out of Microsoft licensing across pretty much their whole product line. It's likely the reason they went from being the "bad guy" to the "good guy" with their friendliness towards running VMs in a flexible manner on their server products in the last couple years. (Unless they made some drastic changes, their licensing would become pretty much a joke in the world of corporate I.T. with virtual machines.)

      It's still really complicated and I'm pretty sure most people don't even really understand all of it, or license their purchased MS products correctly.

      For example, do you know when it's economically feasible to purchase Windows Server "Datacenter edition" (despite it's massive cost) vs. "Enterprise edition", or Enterprise vs. "Standard"? In most real-world scenarios today, everyone would be just fine buying copies of "Standard" if they wanted a Windows Server license, EXCEPT for the virtualization rules. (With "Standard", you're allowed to run 1 virtual copy as well as 1 physical installation of the product, but your virtual copy *must* be on the SAME box you installed the physical copy on. So basically, you pay for the rights to install the product on a single machine and it gives you the right to run Microsoft's "Hyper V" virtual machine solution on top of it. When you shell out about 4x the price for an Enterprise edition of the same server product? You're actually granted 4 virtual machine installations, AND they're "stackable". So if you have a big, multi-processor, powerful server and you want to fire up 8 virtual servers on the thing? You can do it by buying 2 of the Windows Enterprise edition licenses, and you'll still have a license left over to install another physical Windows server on some other box (but not with a VM running on top of it).

      All fine and good, but as you can probably see -- keeping track of this stuff in a corporate setting quickly gets kind of insane. "How is this server here legally licensed?" "Well.... I have this license I purchased here for this other box, and it gave me a spare license to use on THIS one -- but you can't add X or Y to THIS box now without buying an additional license that lets you do that to it....." And we haven't even STARTED talking about Microsoft's CALs yet ("Client access licenses", which you also have to buy based on how many people are going to CONNECT to a given server!)

      Frankly, I think the best bet is to flat out AVOID their products, if you care at all about remaining provably legal on your purchases. The claim that typing one of their products to a specific PC "won't affect most users at all" is dead wrong, IMO. I've seen far more times than I can count where someone called a PC service place for a computer repair, had a new motherboard installed, and now the software considers it a different PC. Only reason this didn't cause rioting in the streets YEARS ago is Microsoft's leniency in letting someone basically break their licensing rules on demand. The license key for Windows/Office/whatever complains it's not properly licensed (since it was an OEM version). Tech knows user won't pay for ANOTHER copy of the product, so he takes advantage of having access to some "not for resale/personal use only" type license keys that came with his "Microsoft Action Pack" subscription or TechNet or what-not and enters one of those. Product works again and customer is none the wiser..... But it ain't legal.

    56. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Puh-leeeeze... this whole site is written in Perl!

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    57. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yey... so simple to do like installing linux for grandma;-)

    58. Re:just use virtual machines by sunderland56 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How would it phoning home make things different? All the software sees is the inside of the VM, which remains the same.

      Phoning home could prevent two different copies of the VM running at the same time - which is not the point. If my computer dies, I should be able to transfer legally acquired software from the old, dead machine to the new one. By running Office inside a VM, the user can do that - and Microsoft would not be able to tell, no matter how often it phones home.

    59. Re:just use virtual machines by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Tell the whole world about this abrogation of natural rights.

      Yes, encourage them to move to the cloud-hosted version of Office that doesn't have these absurd restrictions. It's almost as if ... what was that, Admiral Akbar? Oh, wait, I'm not on the ESB story anymore.

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    60. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or most people would go 'eh fuck it' and find some sort of cloud storage + editor.. like perhaps Google's drive offering or something similar. That way any number of instances can edit or view a document with no hassle. Nada.

      I think most people are tired of this shit, and say screw these petty artificial limitations, the storage and bandwidth is what is more important. People pay for that. Dropbox, Box, Skydrive, etc,

    61. Re:just use virtual machines by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      And this is the even better solution... (Libre- or Open-Office will do)

    62. Re:just use virtual machines by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Doesn't even come with a system restore disc either unless you create one yourself.

      And I didscovered on my Lenovo desktop, it doesn't even create a basic restore disk, it creates a Full backup, including all data files....

    63. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I agree with the rest, but I'm a little disturbed about keeping my docs in cloud storage. I don't want to have to look for a network connection on the road in order to get at my docs. It's bad enough that I need a cell signal to use navigation.

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    64. Re:just use virtual machines by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

      Really? I'd quite like to know how you got it working. I tried to do the same, but it would crash constantly, usually whenever I'd use the clipboard or shortcuts (which I do constantly, so it was completely unusable).

      I decided to try and stick it out with the Office Starter 2010 that was included with my computer and use Office Ad Blocker. I don't need anything more than Word and Excel anyway.

      Aside from the minor annoyance of an unavoidable notice informing me that I can't create frozen cells every time I open one of my time sheets (the starter edition can see and work with them, it just can't create them), I've found that it has some nice additions. To my shock, I don't even mind the ribbon and, in some cases, even prefer it (*gasp* ... I know)

    65. Re:just use virtual machines by peterskm · · Score: 1

      This won't work. It doesn't even work in Office 2010. I have 2010 installed in a VM which I am running within Linux Mint. Every time I perform an upgrade to the latest Mint version, Office complains that I am not licensed to run this copy. I have to call and go through the automated prompts.

    66. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PDf is fine until the recipient needs to modify the document much like the person you responded to said.

    67. Re:just use virtual machines by chipschap · · Score: 2

      Interesting and predictable discussion. As a Linux/Libre Office user, I totally get it that there are corporate workflows and many situations that simply require MS Office for compatibility, although I think with some redesign much of that could be eliminated (if there were a desire to do so; the amount of labor could easily swamp savings on software). The best situation would be to build your business from the ground up with FOSS products :) There would still be some compatibility problems with the outside world, but they could be minimized. I worked for a major government entity for years and managed not to use MS products, although at times it was a little awkward and honestly I can't claim to have saved money in my lonesome quest.

    68. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "mostly compatible" isn't good enough.

      The success of Google Docs has thoroughly disproved that notion.

    69. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why he does have job security, and you don't.

    70. Re:just use virtual machines by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Informative

      And I'll continue to use Libre Office :) No activation, no ribbon, works fine and does what I need.

      Another nice drop-in replacement is Kingsoft Office, a pretty full MS office clone without all the post-2007 braindamage the Microsoft added. I've been installing it for friends and family who need to work with Office documents but don't (or can't) want to pay MS's Office price (don't even get me started about Office 365, from the folks who also brought you Win8). Oh, and the whole suite is a 39MB download, compared to a DVD's-worth for MS Office. Even if you want the full-on commercial version rather than the free one (which only adds VBA and macros) that's all of $49.95.

      (Not affiliated with Kingsoft in any way, just happy to have something I can drop on people's machines when they need to occasionally work with Office documents).

    71. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      That's still 8 orders of magnitude more advanced than that Excel VBA crap.

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    72. Re:just use virtual machines by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Or, we could all stick with a previous version of Office, and Microsoft can go screw. I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

      I was just thinking maybe the most recent LibreOffice would actually give you more value? While MS Office is the gold standard, LO might already be past Office 2000.

    73. Re:just use virtual machines by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Horrid as VBA might be, it has one important advantage: it can be read by humans.

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    74. Re:just use virtual machines by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      If you want *structured* documents, you should be using DocBook, not a word processor.

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    75. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Asshole,

      Nice attempt at misdirection there.

      Please die in a fire.

      love, /.

    76. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well - then install Office on 1% of your computers and let 1% of your workforce use it.

      Use the other 99% non-Office solutions for the remaining 99% of your computers and 99% of your workforce...

      You just saved yourself 99% of the cost you normally had to pay...

    77. Re:just use virtual machines by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Dropbox et al. keep local copies. You only need a network connection for syncing. Dropbox can even sync over the lan, if both machines can see each other. I don't know if they need a connection to Dropbox to coordinate, though.

    78. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that!

    79. Re:just use virtual machines by unrtst · · Score: 1

      I could have missed something, but this has NOTHING to do with phoning home, virtual machines, or any form of technical work-around.

      As far as I can tell (mostly just from the summary), this is just about the EULA. So, if you agree to it, and if there's no state or federal law (or other jurisdiction) that trumps what's in there, then you are not LEGALLY allowed to put it on a different machine. IE, if you use** it, you are agreeing to their terms. If you disagree, then don't use it. Technical work-arounds don't matter in this regard.

      All that said, for all I know, it probably does do some amount of phoning home. It may even disable your local copy if that fouls up or something, or make you call them. They already do that with windows after changing out enough of your hardware (I'm not sure if that's still the case, but it probably is).

      **by "use", I mean the longer definition with all the "if you installed it and are the one that clicked the "I agree" button and etc etc etc other laws etc etc of age to agree to a contract etc.

    80. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your PDF and edit it with my word 2013.

    81. Re:just use virtual machines by benjymouse · · Score: 1

      not if it phones home

      Yeah.

      But it doesn't.

      Microsofts activation technology relies on local hashcodes generated from fingerprinting properties of devices. It allows for a certain amount of changes over time, e.g. changing disk. It contacts the activation servers during activation, but after that it *never* phones home.

      It would be better if it was totally free of this DRM restricting users. I believe that it is a fair expectation by the customer expects that he *bought* the product. Most regular customers do not get the difference between a license to use (and in this case restricted to a single device) and a product be owns.

      DRM is bad. But this one does not phone home.

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    82. Re:just use virtual machines by Dynetrekk · · Score: 1

      I've only used VMs on beefy servers, never on consumer desktop or laptop hardware. Is there a performance reason you wouldn't live in the VM full time? The top level OS could be light; the only thing it is doing is handling the VM (and passing off messages between the VM and outside world? I don't know where VMs live on your OSI model.).

      I use Ubuntu (to ensure same versions of stuff as Ubuntu servers we have) in a VM (Virtualbox, simple setup, open source, and highly recommended) at work. The VM is way faster than the Windows 7 host, as I've put the virtual hard drive on an SSD, and it's just not windows. I've got transparency, animations and all other kinds of baloney turned on. It's fast enough that, even though I don't need it, I can't possibly be bothered finding the off switch.

      tl;dr: You can live in a virtualbox VM all day just fine - you just need RAM for 2 OS'es and applications.

    83. Re:just use virtual machines by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      The solution to that problem is to not buy the new version of Office. Either use an older version or switch to something more open.

      Yes. Those are the number two and number one solutions (in that order) to this problem. The number three solution, if you just have to have the most recent version of MS Office is to click "I Agree" on the license screen with one hand, while having the other hand extended in the direction of Redmond with your middle finger proudly raised.

      Granted, solution 3 is only really suitable for home users who really should not give a fuck one way or the other what Microsoft claims they can and can not do. It's not like home users are going to be audited by the BSA.

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    84. Re:just use virtual machines by W.+Justice+Black · · Score: 1

      Fixed (I think :-). Thanks for pointing those typos out--I think I inherited them from wherever I copied/pasted the quote and just didn't look closely enough.

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    85. Re:just use virtual machines by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      You are correct about not upgrading. I am general counsel for a tech company. We will not be upgrading Office on our employee-issued laptops, and I'll be using this as fodder to push that we move from Office altogether.

    86. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's funny, my wife uses openoffice/libreoffice and has never had trouble interoperating with her coworkers and has not had complaints with the software.

      Her boss, on the otherhand, with a full copy of Microsoft Office for OSX, cannot open certain filetypes and breaks formatting on other filetypes created with microsoft office for windows. I think in general the whole "doc compatability" is broken unless you are using the same version everywhere.

      The solution was funny, she installed OpenOffice and was able to continue working.

      Use PDF if the documents need to retain their formatting and don't need to be edited. That's what it is for!

    87. Re:just use virtual machines by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      You can copy/paste between virtual machines, and VMWare at least (and I think VBox as well) let you hide the desktop, etc., of the virtualized OS, leaving only the app's window.

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    88. Re:just use virtual machines by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      The actually used "low-tier" editions don't explicitly forbid it (I don't know about the 3rd-world editions). Even Windows 7 Home Basic allows virtualization explicitly. Of course you need one license per VM, and one for the host.

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    89. Re:just use virtual machines by Xest · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure how true the summary is tbh.

      I bought Office 2013 Pro Plus through my university's website and it said it was quite clearly licensed for a maximum of 2 machines at once.

      That implies that at very least the license can work on two computers and I honestly don't think there's anything magical about the copy and license I purchased even if I did get a student discount (there are perks to remaining a student for life, even alongside working full time!) - certainly the media I received looks like any other copy of Pro Plus and there is no mention of "Super special student offer that magically allows you to run it on two machines at once" though that doesn't of course mean that there aren't regional/license differences - perhaps bundled OEM copies with new machines have the restriction mentioned in TFA rather than retail versions which I presumably received?

      Further, the wording "maximum of two at once" almost seems to imply that you can change the machine it's on, just as long as you don't exceed the maximum.

      But in my case I was actually pleased to see Microsoft had explicitly decided to authorise you running one copy on multiple machines, if anything this is a step forward - an explicit recognition from Microsoft that people do have multiple machines and expect to not buy a copy per machine, and expect their license to work on multiple computers as mine does.

    90. Re:just use virtual machines by temcat · · Score: 1

      I too use a boxed version of Office 2003 which BTW can legally be installed on two PCs. But I also have the latest Softmaker Office (commercial, most MS-compatible software) and LibreOffice installed just in case.

    91. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this one does not phone home.

      Do you have any proof of that? I see plenty of traffic on my router every time I run Office.

    92. Re:just use virtual machines by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2

      I mean, 1) you're going to spend so much time in the VM, you might as well stay in, and 2) you've done the work of making your system easy to restore to get around reinstalling Office, why not take advantage and make all your software as easy to restore?

      My boss is a bit of a mac fan, and osx has been breeding at various high levels, so I ended up with a 27" imac as my own machine to replace my old q6600-based pc, theoretically so I could get more familiar with OSX and support it better. The biggest issue I've found with running windows virtualised is disk i/o making it feel sluggish - swapping out the mechanical drive for a 256MB SSD solved that one.

      So I run two worlds, side by side. I have a full screen windows VM with all my active directory management tools, plus vsphere console to manage the tin boxes running esx with most of our servers on, rdp for management of windows app servers, plus office 2010 and various other windows specific apps. In the other world of OSX, I keep my email, primary browser, tabbed iterm windows for ssh/mosh into our linux servers as needed, and sublime text, github client (and a terminal) for the in-house web app coding I'm doing as a side project.

      I'm currently using vmware fusion; I was using parallels which was marginally faster, but it didn't like the combination of mountain lion, two displays, and windows vm fullscreen across both in it's own fullscreen space when I upgraded to ML. They may have finally fixed it by now, but fusion works, so I don't really care.

      I probably spend about 60-70% of my time in virtual windows, but have mapped the mouse thumb buttons for switching back and forth easily. There's no reason I couldn't spend all my time there, and one of my colleagues who ended up in the same boat as me does exactly that, as he pretty much hates OSX but still has to go into sometimes, and running a windows vm fullscreen is easier than bootcamp.

      Doing all that just because microsoft licencing blows on 2013 though? Just stick with an earlier version of office, it's not like the feature set has changed very much...

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    93. Re:just use virtual machines by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      256GB SSD, obviously. D'oh.

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    94. Re:just use virtual machines by MrMarkie · · Score: 1

      Actually it can even be read by economists, which isn't a good thing.

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    95. Re:just use virtual machines by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      and that's exactly the reason I don't send docs in Office format, instead I use PDF.

      That's fine until someone says you have to submit docs in Office format or you won't get the job/contract/new kidney for your child.

      The fact that it's wrong doesn't mean you won't suffer by not playing by their rules.

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    96. Re:just use virtual machines by ami.one · · Score: 1

      The comparison on their site shows that it doesn't support Office 2007-2010 formats (only 2003 and earlier formats). Is that correct ?

    97. Re:just use virtual machines by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'd switch, but the horrid VBA in Excel is still far better-documented and easier to develop for than any of the OO.org macro solutions.

      Umm... this is /., we write real programs, not spreadsheet macros.

      Not everyone is a full time professional programmer at work. I suppose admin staff shouldn't be allowed to use Excel for adding up travel expense claims, mileage, holidays taken, stationery cupboard requirements or whatever, but should be forced to submit their requirements to the company's Elite Programming Team and given a custom-written program for each separate task?

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    98. Re:just use virtual machines by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A lot of people here don't think that ordinary humans should even be allowed to use computers, never mind pseudo-program them.

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    99. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can't think of anything else, therefore my explanation must be true !"

    100. Re:just use virtual machines by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      They were not sophisticated enough to pull this off, but their local IT guy (me) was, and this is a little 5-person extermination company...

      Isn't that a bit like saying "they couldn't write their own Operating System, but their local Computer Science guy could, and so there's no problem with even small companies programming their computers from the bare metal"?

      I don't know what you charged them, but I doubt it was any cheaper than buying a cheap secondhand PC/laptop with a copy of Windows XP on to run that one program.

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    101. Re:just use virtual machines by bcmm · · Score: 1

      If we're going to be working around the bullshit restrictions anyway, there's going to be a decent pirate edition almost immediately.

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    102. Re:just use virtual machines by bcmm · · Score: 1

      It allows for a certain amount of changes over time, e.g. changing disk. It contacts the activation servers during activation, but after that it *never* phones home.

      A single motherboard swap can trip it.

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    103. Re:just use virtual machines by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      The comparison on their site shows that it doesn't support Office 2007-2010 formats (only 2003 and earlier formats). Is that correct ?

      Where does it say that? Looking at the entries for the various programs, it says "can read and edit DOC and DOCX formats", " import and export .xls or .xlsx", etc.

    104. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is. But most of that is because of CPAN. VBA partially makes up for this by having the ability to call any DLL installed on the system. VBA has dictionaries instead of hash tables... they are gimped but you can fix that with a little wrapper code. VBA has no regex, which is a mixed-blessing; regex is the main culprit in making PERL so unreadable IMHO. You can add all this stuff to VBA, but unless you do it through a DLL it is very slow. Even inter-process communication is murder since you are using the COM interface.

      If I go on, it will turn into an Anti-VBA diatribe.

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    105. Re:just use virtual machines by Motard · · Score: 1

      But you haven't come up with a technical solution. You've come up with a work-around and called it a solution. It may not even be legal.

    106. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I'd switch, but the horrid VBA in Excel is still far better-documented and easier to develop for than any of the OO.org macro solutions.

      Umm... this is /., we write real programs, not spreadsheet macros.

      Not everyone is a full time professional programmer at work. I suppose admin staff shouldn't be allowed to use Excel for adding up travel expense claims, mileage, holidays taken, stationery cupboard requirements or whatever, but should be forced to submit their requirements to the company's Elite Programming Team and given a custom-written program for each separate task?

      A) Yes, exactly!! In fact, that type of report should only be written by DBAs, as obviously this is a DB solution!

      B) even if us lofty elitists did allow you to use a lowly spreadsheet, you wouldn't need macros/VBA for any of those functions.

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    107. Re:just use virtual machines by robsku · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I logged in to facebook (and temporarily allowed their scripts), which I almost never do these days, to post this too.

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    108. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is. But most of that is because of CPAN. VBA partially makes up for this by having the ability to call any DLL installed on the system. ...

      If I go on, it will turn into an Anti-VBA diatribe.

      VBA being able to call any DLL is a major problem with VBA, and the reason that it is universally disabled on every system I've had capable of running VBA since 97 or so. Fortunately, not a single system I own over at least the last 5 years has had VBA support, and I haven't missed it.

      No need to worry about a diatribe, VBA ranks about 1 step above Active X on most despised tech, mainly because of its security concerns within MS Office products. Of course, you already knew that.

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    109. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Oh, God, yes it is a security nightmare. It's fine for some local tools, but there is a good reason MS started giving macro worksheets their own special file extension!

      Anyway, if you are a MS house, it's impossible to avoid VBA, so better to know your enemy. Sadly, our Solaris stuff is being left to wither on the vine, though we have convinced them to run some virtual Linux instances so we can do some work in a real language.. you know, PHP :)

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    110. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can't think of anything else, therefore my explanation must be true !"

      What was my explanation?

      I explained nothing, just asked a question from somebody who made an unsubstantiated claim.

    111. Re:just use virtual machines by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      True, breaking Microsoft's stranglehold will require a shift in corporate culture.

    112. Re:just use virtual machines by tibit · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a hack for it available? I absolutely refuse to deal with any activation/licensing crap, so I buy the stuff, then use a keygen or patcher anyway. I mean, give me a fucking break, when a compiler does license checks on every fucking invocation, it's a bit over the top.

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    113. Re:just use virtual machines by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Tool for the task, bro.

      If you just need to sum up some figures, but need a little more processing, why would you create a entire separate "real program" (C, I imagine, or is that too high level?) when all you need to do is create a simple macro inside the spreadsheet itself?

      Also, your reply didn't address the specific claim made: that VBA is better documented and easier to develop for. Do you doubt that?

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    114. Re:just use virtual machines by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      > don't know what you charged them, but I doubt it was any cheaper than buying a cheap secondhand PC/laptop with a copy of Windows XP on to run that one program.

      Fail.

      VM's are far cheaper over the long run. And far faster. If you get a new Intel Septahexatanium 8GHz processor and SSD, copy your XP vm image over and you get all the benefits of new hardware with none of the trouble of windows freaking out about it. If it's XP-Pro just turn on RDP and any computer in the office can use it.

      With the second hand PC you add all the problems that crop up with flaky (old) hardware, and all the issues of backing it up.

      Are you even using VMs properly? Have a problem with the program on it, snapshot it, test it, mess it up, dump the snapshot.

    115. Re:just use virtual machines by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      No. Sorry. It's not.

      Have you used macros on both Excel (VBA) and OpenOffice?

      OpenOffice is simply not more advance (let alone 8 orders) than VBA.

      If anything, it's pathetically behind VBA. Among other things, you don't get an editor in which you can enter a dot (.) and then get a list of the constituent objects/properties of a given object (i.e., Intellisense). You might dismiss this as unnecessary, but I'll ask you: do you have all the objects and properties (including ordinal numbers and spellings) all memorized? If you're keeping track of the objects in your head, what's the computer for? If you're as good as a computer, you might as well execute the program in your head and get the answers that way.

      I'll assume that you have some job other than OpenOffice macro programming which requires you keep a lot of stuff in your head. Why would you want to displace that domain knowledge with the OpenOffice object model?

      The reason OpenOffice can't give you Intellisense-style code-completion is that the entire object model (UNO-Universal Network Objects) is dynamic, and you don't know what's in the hierarchy until you run the program. This is not what's desired in a office program.

      FYI, I'm saying all this as someone who uses Open/LibreOffice exclusively, having left M$Office behind because of the proprietary road it was going on. But that doesn't mean I'm going to pretend OO macros are more advanced than MSO.

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    116. Re:just use virtual machines by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      $4000 software has a big motivation to avoid being ran on VMs. Also, while the hardware may remain the same, 2 things don't. The MAC address on the VM, unless you specifically set it (it is randomized per VM by default so two copies of the same VM don't clash on a network). The processor presented to the VM is the actual processor, so on one it was was a Notebook edition processor and the other was a desktop processor. One other possibility is the software looks for virtualization drivers and will fail to run if they are installed.

    117. Re:just use virtual machines by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      What VM software are you using?

    118. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Ack!!! You're making me cringe! I say this from someone that dealt with a PHP codebase that had features added across 2 years by multiple developers (about 10). Needless to say, coming in after 2 years and having to convert the virtually unmanageable resulting spaghetti mess and seeing the same on several other projects of lesser scope has left me with an extremely negative view of PHP, at least for enterprise projects. It may be fine for toy projects, and yes, FaceBook isn't a real enterprise project IMHO, just a personalized messageboard with pictures that's been hugely scaled by virtue of being extremely segmentable by its inherent nature. We can argue that all day long, but the frequency and scope of additional features and bugs / errors shows that FB is becoming more and more unmanageable code-wise, at least to me. Again, I speak from the other extreme of having worked at a high revenue, high traffic site that had updates every other week, and sometimes weekly. No, this wasn't just marketing copy as an update either, but actual full sets of features, new inventory types, additional partner connections, new offers, new aggregations of services, etc. We easily ran 50K concurrent connections during "peak" times, which were measured in hours, several times a week. Since there were purchases, there's all sorts of PCI and transaction requirements across the board, with a host of other features as well. And this is only one project of a number of large and distributed systems I've worked with. So to answer anyone that thought to question: yes, I feel I'm quite qualified to give an opinion on FB.

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    119. Re:just use virtual machines by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Who solves social problems? Hint: It's not the techies. We techies generally have no power to solve social problems. The evidence is all around us. It is how the world works. That power goes to the socialisers with their ass-kissing, smooth talk, pointless speeches, and the riches and charisma to reach positions of influence.

      I really resent your implication that I am not a socializer with ass-kissing smooth talk and pointless speeches.

    120. Re:just use virtual machines by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Depends upon what you're doing, I guess. No mention was made of the use cases. I especially love the 2000 line macro I saw that accomplishes what a less than 40 character regex substitution does in vim on a csv file.

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    121. Re:just use virtual machines by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      A font change doesn't sound like much, but in a lot of industries (namely legal), any unknown changes can cause big issues, especially in court where a font change can result in a mistrial (unauthorized alteration.)

      Last I heard, probably for the exact reason you stated, the legal profession primarily still uses WordPerfect.

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    122. Re:just use virtual machines by PhotoJim · · Score: 2

      And further, people upgrade machines. People replace motherboards... or entire computers. They shouldn't have to repurchase software.

      To avoid license breaches, I even run older versions of MS Office on my less important machines. I run a two-version-old version on my netbook as it is more than adequate for the airplane-based Word document editing and the PowerPoint presentations I use in my seminars.

      Still, I'm starting to think that migrating to using LibreOffice might be the safest approach since I can guarantee being able to legally use it on all of my machines without having to reduce my entertainment budget to compensate.

    123. Re:just use virtual machines by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      LOL, yeah PHP is a nightmare. We do have tools written in it, though. I still prefer it to VBA, but that's more a statement of how much I hate VBA. PHP is fine if you keep the scope small. Python is my favorite, but no one around here will have any of it... they prefer $5000/head MATLAB licenses. I don't mind M-Code too much until the project gets big. And MATLAB GUIs are just shame heaped upon shame. The good news is you have full access to Java, not that I'm very good with Java - but it does come to the rescue occasionally.

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    124. Re:just use virtual machines by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      I tried Kingsoft Office and was fairly impressed with how closely (cleverly) they'd cloned the Office 2007 interface. Quite useable for the few things I played with (mostly the Word, Excel and Powerpoint equivalents).

      One caveat: it's from a Chinese publisher.

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    125. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Or, we could all stick with a previous version of Office, and Microsoft can go screw. I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

      I was just thinking maybe the most recent LibreOffice would actually give you more value? While MS Office is the gold standard, LO might already be past Office 2000.

      True, but why upgrade (or sidegrade or whatever) when what I have works fine for my purposes. The free MS plugin that allowed Office 2000 to open docx files made it even less important to look for a replacement. This will continue until I run into a problem. I'm not an OS hobbyist -- I don't replace vital utilities for fun.

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    126. Re:just use virtual machines by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

      Really? I'd quite like to know how you got it working. I tried to do the same, but it would crash constantly, usually whenever I'd use the clipboard or shortcuts (which I do constantly, so it was completely unusable).

      I decided to try and stick it out with the Office Starter 2010 that was included with my computer and use Office Ad Blocker. I don't need anything more than Word and Excel anyway.

      Aside from the minor annoyance of an unavoidable notice informing me that I can't create frozen cells every time I open one of my time sheets (the starter edition can see and work with them, it just can't create them), I've found that it has some nice additions. To my shock, I don't even mind the ribbon and, in some cases, even prefer it (*gasp* ... I know)

      At work I'm required to use Office 2007. I don't either like or dislike the ribbon. I resented it at first because I couldn't find anything. But you can learn anything given enough time. I can use it now but I truly don't see any benefit. It's just different.

      Ironically, at work I have Office 2007 on Windows XP, because the company decided not to upgrade to Vista and hasn't yet rolled out Win7. (And incidentally, they've decided to skip Win8.) At home I'm running Win7, but with my personal copy of Office 2000.

      As to how I got it working, I don't remember. I didn't have to screw with it a lot, or it would have made an impression on me. I'm running Win7 Pro at home, and it's possible that I configured the Office 2000 utilities to use XP compatibility mode. But I'm just speculating, because I truly do not remember.

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    127. Re:just use virtual machines by nmr_andrew · · Score: 1

      Or until you're collaborating on a document and both you and the recipient need to be able to edit it. PDF is a (mostly) great format for print/reproduction, but a horrendously bad format for editing.

    128. Re:just use virtual machines by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I understand completely.

    129. Re:just use virtual machines by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Lots of people seem to think they're special. And they are. Just like everybody else.

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    130. Re:just use virtual machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, I think the best bet is to flat out AVOID their products, if you care at all about remaining provably legal on your purchases. The claim that typing one of their products to a specific PC "won't affect most users at all" is dead wrong, IMO. I've seen far more times than I can count where someone called a PC service place for a computer repair, had a new motherboard installed, and now the software considers it a different PC.

      There are many reasonable circumstances where one might want to transfer software from one computer to another, just as there are many reasonable circumstances under which one might want to sell an used book.

      In other words, the Right to Transfer is a subset of the general Right to Reasonable Conduct, which in US Law arises as a fundamental right under the 9th Amendment (rights retained by the people) and the 10th Amendment (rights reserved to the people). For reasons that have been discussed multiple times on Slashdot, it is unethical conduct for legal professionals not to acknowledge these rights.

      So the real issue here is getting legal professionals to act ethically, at which point we can then stop companies like Microsoft from engaging in illegal policies that infringe fundamental rights (and tend to create widespread -- and arguably deserved -- contempt for the legal system).

      At that point, we will be able to install software for personal use, on a reasonable number of computers, without having to contact a license server, without having to engage in any form of activation, and without having to worry about DRM causing problems.

      If Microsoft is worried about people stealing its software, the company needs to either a) accept a certain amount of loss due to theft, just like every other business in existence, or b) come up with creative ways to deal with that problem that DON'T involve infringing fundamental rights.

  2. Great News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For users of Open Office or those who short Microsoft Stock

  3. Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have to use Office at work, and I find it to be completely unusable. Due to the ribbon, I cannot find anything anymore.

  4. Can I re-install on another computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say I remove MS Office 2013 (or re-format my drive) on a given machine, can I use that same license on another machine? Since technically I still only have it on one machine...

    1. Re:Can I re-install on another computer? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 3, Informative
      The summary already explicitly answered this. No, you can't.

      But there was nothing to stop you uninstalling Office and installing it on another machine perfectly legally. With that option removed, Office 2013 effectively becomes a much more expensive proposition for many

  5. LibreOffice by gubon13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can haz open source solution with full MS Office compatibility...

    1. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not full compatibility, but close.

    2. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No you can't. It works fine for Word, but Libre Calc falls way short when it comes to nearly any advanced Excel spreadsheet.

    3. Re:LibreOffice by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Does it haz lolcats grammar checker though?

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    4. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't just download it for no cost, unlike Office feel free to go ahead and torrent it. Also go ahead and keep that seed up for a good ratio. Not only do the Libre Office guys not get mad about it, the torrenting is highly encouraged. (Use the torrent link on their site. Makes the software more available while taking load off of their servers.)

    5. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excel falls way short when it comes to nearly any advanced Excel spreadsheet.

      Of the many possible illustrations, I'll start with this: Excel commits the cardinal sin of munging together data, business rules, and presentation rules. You have to do a *lot* of work to keep those separated in Excel, and in any "advanced" application, that's one of the first things you have to do. But people don't. Because Excel makes it so hard.

      Illustration 2: version control.

      Illustration 3: diff.

      Illustration 4: bug hunting / fixing. All those formulas in all those cells, it's a nightmare. You might say it shouldn't be used this way (I'd say that too), but people do it. Expressions with nested if(and(,,),or(,,),) so big they don't fit in the formula bar. When you're copying "code" into a different tool just to look at it, that's the sign of a terrible UI. Yes, I've been called in to fix "advanced Excel spreadsheets" like this.

      Capcha: normally - how does Capcha know!?!

    6. Re:LibreOffice by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Ur grammarz. I ate it.

    7. Re:LibreOffice by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But gnumeric gives LaTeX output. Can you do that in Microsoft Excel?

    8. Re:LibreOffice by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      I wish it did, but it doesn't. There is nothing fundamentally wrong with libreoffice, but it is not completely compatible with MS office. If you work in a business that uses MS office you really can't get by with libreoffice - not unless you want to regularly tell you boss that you couldn't make the updates to the document he just sent you because you insist on using non-standard (for that business) software.

    9. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plugins that will let you. http://www.ctan.org/tex-archive/support/excel2latex/

    10. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the hell would I ever care?

    11. Re:LibreOffice by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'll try it.

    12. Re:LibreOffice by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I don't know why or if you would care, but I like LaTeX.

    13. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, LibreOffice... welcome to 1996 in user interface design...hurray!

    14. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Full MS Office compatibility"... Not.
      My wife just recently got a contract with a government outfit that requires a lot of MS Office formats, but didnt want to install MS Office on her new Mac because it asks for root access. LibreOffice had just enough problems with the docx format to make it useless. You can't have a document 'sorta' look right.
      (Actually her solution was an innovative mixture of Pages and Skydrive)

    15. Re:LibreOffice by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      You can haz open source solution with full MS Office compatibility...

      No, no, no. LibreOffice would otherwise be quite perfect, but full MS Office compatibility is exactly what keeps it down. It needs more accuracy.

      This doesn't show up when you update your resume or write a couple of letters at home, but when you go into school/business world there's all kinds of serious formatting errors.

    16. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You think the user interface in Office is good? Are you mad or just an idiot? The LO UI is perfectly fine. Office is a mess.

    17. Re:LibreOffice by tibit · · Score: 1

      Libreoffice is great if you only deal with it exclusively, but it breaks simple things on round-trips through Office formats. The bug where bullets get converted to widened carets has been there since apparently forever, and nobody bothers to fix it :(

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    18. Re:LibreOffice by Zawahiri · · Score: 0

      It's compatible, but certainly not "full." There are numerous rendering problems that appear once you do anything other than the most basic editing. PowerPoint in particular is troublesome.

    19. Re:LibreOffice by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you won't do too well using Libre in an M$ shop, but that's not really recommended.

      What you should really do is, when you're setting up you're own company, use OpenOffice from the beginning. The big thing about problem comes with compatibility, so just pick one and use it.

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    20. Re:LibreOffice by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately its a strong natural monopoly. If you already are using MS office you will find that Libreoffice isn't compatible enough: formatting differences in powerpoint, issues with pivot tables, problems with markup, etc. Even in the rare case that you are really starting from scratch you will find that people you hire are more likely to be familiar with MS office. Vendors and customers are more likely to be able to read and write MS office - you could use pdf, but that has its own issues.

      The cost just isn't a driver for business. An office employee can cost anywhere from $100K to $250K / year due to overhead. An extra few hundred $ for software isn't a big deal.

    21. Re:LibreOffice by ais523 · · Score: 1

      I agree, in that I've discovered LibreOffice isn't quite compatible enough with Microsoft Office to interoperate with it perfectly (although it does quite well on average).

      However, Microsoft Office has the same problem. It often can't open files made with Microsoft Office accurately. (To the extent that my usual advice for people who want to make a Word document on one computer, and print it on another, is to save it to PDF on the original system and transport and print the PDF.)

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    22. Re:LibreOffice by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Thjat's what they found out in Munich. http://www.h-online.com/open/features/Comment-OpenOffice-s-Tale-of-Two-Cities-1760502.html

      I'm the only Linux (Mint, mostly) nerd in an office of Microsoft (XP, mainly) slaves. We get along just fine. but we don't do macros and wied stuff, just documents and presentations. When I have to send something out, I PDF it or have someone check it for "compatibility to the Standard".

    23. Re:LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but full MS Office compatibility is exactly what keeps it down. It needs more accuracy.

      I think it's quite fair to say that MS Office compability with MS Office isn't all it's cracked up to be. Hell, the number of times it's eaten its own files is ridiculously high for a rather expensive "business world standard" package.

      ...but when you go into school/business world there's all kinds of serious formatting errors.

      Damn. I'd better get on to my work to change to Microsoft Office, then. I hadn't noticed any of these errors, and neither has anybody else on staff, but if you insist they must be there, then they must be.

  6. No. by rbmorse · · Score: 5, Informative

    Log into your Office account and deregister the current installation. That will free it up for installation to a new/different machine. You can do this as often as you want.

    1. Re:No. by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Office account?

      What the flying fuck are they doing?

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    2. Re:No. by ericloewe · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's Office 365.

    3. Re:No. by Kawahee · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'm trialling Office 365 and I've seen the option to de-activate licenses. That was my first thought when I saw this story. But the article seems to suggest it's a different problem:

      Of course, Microsoft has a solution to this in the form of Office 365. Instead of buying a retail copy tied to a single machine, you could instead subscribe to Office 365, which is tied to the user not the hardware, and can be used across 5 PCs or 4 Macs at any one time. But subscriptions aren’t for everyone, and eventually you end up paying more for the software.

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    4. Re:No. by Kawahee · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the grandparent has confused retail copies of Office 2013 with an Office 365 subscription. The latter requires an account (and I'm not sure how you'd facilitate a subscription without one).

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    5. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the flying fuck are they doing?

      Putting your files in the cloud.

    6. Re:No. by John+Bodin · · Score: 2

      All the offices require an account. You cant buy it it most stores and walk out with a disc of any type. All you are buying is a key to type in after you create your Microsoft account.

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    7. Re:No. by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good name for it really. Spin round in a complete circle just to make a little bit of progress.

    8. Re:No. by mlw4428 · · Score: 2

      I have and use Office 2013 (got a discount from work...$22 and it came w/ the CD). Office 2013 doesn't require, but uses Skydrive to store documents/notes/etc as the "first choice" if you go with the default setup options.

    9. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see Office is setting itself up for failure during a leap year. 365 indeed!

    10. Re:No. by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      So did Office 2010 and 2007 SP2 (except for the first choice being SkyDrive). However, activation isn't managed by a Microsoft account, as it is in Office 365.

    11. Re:No. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Maybe not Office 2013, but I got a disc with Office 2010.

    12. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Way to disinform, your check from MS bullshit PR is in the mail!

    13. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good name for it really. Spin round in a complete circle just to make a little bit of progress.

      So LibreOffice 4 makes even less progress?

    14. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that, of course, is the difference.

    15. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its Office 2013. I am holding a retail box of Office 2013 with just the card with key included. When you download the client, you create an account and it registers the machine. You can change the registration at any time. This post is FUD.

    16. Re:No. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Log into your Office account and deregister the current installation. That will free it up for installation to a new/different machine. You can do this as often as you want.

      This change to the Terms of Services was just made. It's clear their infrastructure hasn't changed yet. Give it some time.

      It's not like the reporter is making this story up, he's in been getting clarifications from Microsoft's PR department (even if, by his own admission, tech support at Microsoft hasn't been made aware of this change yet).

    17. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Steve Balmer being "hip" and "cloud computing".

    18. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on ./ would this be called insightful

    19. Re:No. by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      I have Office 2013 installed on the machine I'm running right now, and it isn't linked to any account.

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    20. Re:No. by organgtool · · Score: 1

      Does Office 365 work on Feb 29 of leap years?

    21. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have discs for both.

    22. Re:No. by ais523 · · Score: 1

      The way most stores sell Office nowadays is that they sell you a card with a code on it. In order to use it, you have to create an account with Microsoft (with a lot of personal information), enter the code on the card, and then Microsoft gives you your license key and a link to download the actual software from their website. This is true for even retail copies that have nothing to do with Office 365.

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    23. Re:No. by John+Bodin · · Score: 1

      Is it the beta, I know a few that were in the beta that were not linked to an account.

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    24. Re:No. by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Do you get a discoundt if you don't run it on weekends?

  7. Re:Advice? by ZigiSamblak · · Score: 2

    install it in a virtual machine, run it from there, this is lame.

    I am guessing they will be providing a license that allows you to do that. For a premium of course.

  8. Re:Advice? by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1

    Yea that was going to be my suggestion. I didn't see in the article what mechanism M$ used to detect/lock the software down.

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  9. It's Office OEM pretty much by eksith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Doesn't affect us too much, since we've switched most of our internals to Libre Office, and it won't affect most of our clients who're quite happy with Office 2010 and a few who still use Office 2003. If your org needs new installations, there are better places to spend money than the office suite.

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    1. Re:It's Office OEM pretty much by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      I was a Windows user who switched to a Mac. Recently I switched from Mac to Linux, and I am not looking back. As for office software, Libre-office does what I need. Microsoft will not get any of my money again.

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    2. Re:It's Office OEM pretty much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you find the Libre Calc spreadsheet adequate?

    3. Re:It's Office OEM pretty much by eksith · · Score: 1

      For almost all our work, we had no hiccups. There are a few compatibility issues with Excel, especially .xlsx, but none are critical enough that we've seen corruption of values or formulas. The biggest problem at one time was opening slightly bigger .xlsx files sometimes caused crashes, I think around the 1000+ row mark, but they fixed it in the next update.

      One of our clients was uploading inventory to Amazon and they had some issues with the provided templates, but we switched to CSV and had no problems since.

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    4. Re:It's Office OEM pretty much by eksith · · Score: 2

      At home, I'm still on Windows for desktop work because a lot of my apps aren't so Linux friendly (I didn't upgrade to Win8 and don't plan to).

      At work, some of our infastructure still depends on Windows, so this isn't an option us at the moment. But we've steadily started moving web stuff away from Windows 2008 R2 to CentOS and OpenBSD and desktops (not all, though) to Debian. I'd by lying if I said everyone was 100% comfortable at first, but like most things, a lot of it was just getting used to a new way of working. We've made the desktops as easy to use as possible and so far, 2 months into 2013, everyone's pretty happy.

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  10. Can you read the summary? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Apparently not.

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  11. What happens when the machine dies? by Mistakill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What happens if your CPU or Motherboard dies, and you cant get that socket type CPU/Motherboard now... Or your HDD dies even

    In some countries, this stipulation would be against consumer laws I'm sure (maybe the EU, also NZ is quite possible)

    1. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      I agree - this could be iffy with respect to consumer laws. However, freelancers are businesses and are unprotected by those laws, so I'm pretty sure small businesses are going to get shafted pretty hard on this one. The big problem is that freelancers often have to work from a laptop without acccess to a network, so the whole "cloud thingy" is not an option if your income depends on being online. But having the license tied to a single computer won't work for them either.

      All in all - it *is* time to take another look at LibreOffice *shudder*

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    2. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by bcdonadio · · Score: 5, Informative

      I asked explicitly this question to Microsoft consumer care. They said: you will have to buy another copy. That's it folks. Just don't do business with this company: they don't know how to play.

    3. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it's like any of the other Microsoft installation limits I've run into, you just call the support number, they ask you why you're installing multiple times, and you tell them you fixed the computer because you the repair shop replaced your motherboard and hard drive. They are pretty reasonable in practice.

    4. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Master+Moose · · Score: 2

      In some countries, this stipulation would be against consumer laws I'm sure

      Since when did that ever stop them trying to get away with it?

      (maybe the EU, also NZ is quite possible)

      <political rant> However, in New Zealand, they can probably just get a law change in their favour - Look to Warner Brothers </political rant>

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    5. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happens is you download the crack for the software you legally purchased.

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    6. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Explain the situation on the phone and they'll activate it for you.

      I had a similar experience the other day with a retail Home and Student 2010 license card, which, to my astonishment, ties the license to the machine, the motherboard specifically (like OEM Windows). I installed it on a nearly stillborn samsung tablet (should've waited the extra hours for it to definitely die) and couldn't activate Office on the replacement. So the person on the phone gave me the bad news and activated it for me.

      Similar experiences have been reported with OEM Windows.

      So, in the end, don't worry about hardware dying. Especially your HDD, no reasonable software would mind being reinstalled to a new hard drive.

    7. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      That contradicts their usual practice of activating the software (OEM Windows usually, but some OEM-like office packages in the past) in case of a hardware failure.

    8. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it's like any of the other Microsoft installation limits I've run into, you just call the support number, they ask you why you're installing multiple times, and you tell them you fixed the computer because you the repair shop replaced your motherboard and hard drive. They are pretty reasonable in practice.

      The fact that people consider this reasonable still boggles my mind. If ford required you to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your spark plugs, there would be a fucking media storm so big their stocks would drop faster than an f-150 driven off a cliff!

    9. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by wile_e8 · · Score: 1

      Well then you just buy another Surface Pro and a new copy of Office to go with it. What, you aren't really planning on fixing your old computer, are you? Well then you don't really matter.

    10. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      What happens if your CPU or Motherboard dies, and you cant get that socket type CPU/Motherboard now... Or your HDD dies even
      Well, in my mind that is still the same machine, as you just replaced some broken parts. I have no idea how MS sees it. But frankly, if they are going to tie it to the hardware, then they need to price it as a product that you are going to have to renew every 2 to 3 years. So make it $25, and I'll be happy to buy a new one when I get a new PC.

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    11. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      In the past OEM copies of Windows have been tied to the motherboard. If your CPU/RAM/GPU/HDD/etc dies you can replace it, as long as the mobo is the same. At least, that is the theory.

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    12. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Informative

      What a humorous example! I've run into numerous stereos that have an antitheft feature where it requires a code after losing power. Some dealerships will provide the code for free, most won't. The real bad ones demand that you bring the car in for service and pay an hour of labor. Sometimes the code was provided to the original owner of the car, sometimes not. Good luck finding it, you're not supposed to keep it in the car.

      BTW, I've seen manufacturer's procedures for changing spark plugs call for disconnecting the battery. You'd literally have to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your plugs. This has been going on since the 90s, and it is obvious you've never heard of it.

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      Man, you really need that seminar!
    13. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Amouth · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realize that most OEM car radio's require an activation code to be entered before they will work if power is lost? so you change the battery or it gets run down you have to put in the access code. Now the difference is in the original owners manual/paperwork there is a card with the code on it, most people lose this and are happy the can call a dealer and get it for free by giving the VIN# of the car.

      GMC & some others take it a bit further with their ECU's on some of the higher end cars in that the first time they power up they talk to all the sensors on the buss and burn them into WORM memory (real worm or presented as worm) and are useless if moved to another car (i'm not quite sure how they handle single sensor changes vs multiple).

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    14. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by dgatwood · · Score: 1, Interesting

      With that option removed, Office 2013 effectively becomes a much more expensive proposition for many.

      Not this.

      But frankly, if they are going to tie it to the hardware, then they need to price it as a product that you are going to have to renew every 2 to 3 years. So make it $25, and I'll be happy to buy a new one when I get a new PC.

      This.

      No right to resell and no right to continue using it after hardware problems or major upgrades, etc. means that buying a copy represents a significant risk to the consumer. Based on that, the perceived value of a copy of Office for most people just fell through the floor. At most, the retail copies are now worth no more than an OEM copy.

      I say "at most" because with a retail copy, the consumer takes on that liability for the computer's warranty period instead of the manufacturer, so in practice, the retail copy is worth considerably less than a preinstalled copy of Office.

      But for me, the value is way, way less. As a serious computer user that moves between hardware regularly, if I can't transfer your app (and, for that matter, use it on at least two machines), your app is worth $10. That's an upper bound. If your app costs more than $10 and I can't transfer it freely, I will not even consider purchasing your app. It could cure cancer, triple the size of my genitalia, and make my computer absolutely crash-proof, and I still wouldn't care. Ten bucks.

      Full disclosure: I do not now own, nor have I ever owned, any version of Microsoft Office.

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    15. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guesss Microsoft is trying to shoot themselves in the foot again, with their stupid ideas!! Like really Hence why I do not purchase anything but windows as some of the software I run will not run under linux (or wine)

      You are going to kill your company Microsoft..

    16. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by geekboybt · · Score: 1

      The online version includes a license of the offline software.

    17. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      This was my exact first thought.

      How do you define "device"?
      Is it a new one when I change the Motherboard? CPU? Video card? Monitor? Keyboard? Who draws the line?

    18. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      What a humorous example! I've run into numerous stereos that have an antitheft feature where it requires a code after losing power. Some dealerships will provide the code for free, most won't. The real bad ones demand that you bring the car in for service and pay an hour of labor. Sometimes the code was provided to the original owner of the car, sometimes not. Good luck finding it, you're not supposed to keep it in the car.

      Is sounds to me that you should demand this code when you buy your car, and go to the next dealer if they'll deny it.

    19. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      So I need permission to upgrade/fix/replace my hardware? Ridiculous. I have already been using Libre Office at home, and I promise to transition to it at work as soon as a new install/upgrade/hardware repair becomes necessary.

      You keep trying pretty hard to alienate your customer base, Microsoft, and I don't understand why. You can STILL easily pirate MS software if you want, even with all of their "convenience" features that attempt to prevent you from doing so.

      Dear MS, byeeee.

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    20. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 1

      Put the code in Evernote. It's not stored in the car, and you have it whenever you need it. Problem solved.

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    21. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by GizmoToy · · Score: 2

      It's always provided when you buy your car. For the brands I've bought new (Honda, Mitsubishi, Ford) it's part of the delivery checklist they run through to make sure you know the radio code is in the paperwork they give you. They often separate it from the manual now because, obviously, you don't want your anti-theft code sitting with your manual in the glovebox. Other times it will be on a metal tag with your spare key.

      In any case, I'm sure most people lose it or don't pay attention, so they have to do the dance LunaticTippy complains about. The equivalent situation in software is losing your license key, and good luck convincing Microsoft or anyone else to replace a lost license key.

    22. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      "No right to resell and no right to continue using it after hardware problems or major upgrades, etc. means that buying a copy represents a significant risk to the consumer."

      So? What other option do you have than to take that risk?

    23. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The consumer sale laws don't apply to license agreements.

    24. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by green1 · · Score: 1

      The obvious answer would be a competing office package...

    25. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow my wife's (new to us) 2006 Volvo S40 has to be towed to Volvo dealership an hour north of us. That's because the Immobilizer activated. All it does it make the car not start because it THINKS someone tried to steal it. Did someone try to steal it? I have no idea, but it doesn't start. This is not unique to computers, and Office 2013 is so nice I'll put up with it, but I do get the government license (USAF) that allows me to install it on more than one computer, hehe.

    26. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

      Huh? I've been swapping out car stereos for years and I've never even heard of this...

    27. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's like any of the other Microsoft installation limits I've run into, you just call the support number, they ask you why you're installing multiple times, and you tell them you fixed the computer because you the repair shop replaced your motherboard and hard drive. They are pretty reasonable in practice.

      The fact that people consider this reasonable still boggles my mind. If ford required you to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your spark plugs, there would be a fucking media storm so big their stocks would drop faster than an f-150 driven off a cliff!

      The fact that you think consumers still give a shit still boggles my mind. Are you kidding me with this media storm bullshit? Consumers don't have a damn clue what half the lights on their car dash mean anyway, and you already have to get a special reader just to capture the OBD codes that cars have been spewing out for decades now. People don't actually work on shit anymore to fix it. They take it to someone else to do it.

    28. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if your CPU or Motherboard dies, and you cant get that socket type CPU/Motherboard now... Or your HDD dies even

      You can prevent this by buying a shiny new Windows 8 PC today!

    29. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      Sure, there are some things you need to disconnect your battery for.

      But changing your spark plugs ain't one of them, and anyone who knows a ratchet from his elbow knows it. Some people are just born to be raped I guess.

      The funny thing is, it's been years since I've heard of a car stereo theft. They just aren't worth it any more. I have, however, had my door locks destroyed and a window smashed out to get at an old iPod. I've never bought another one. :-P

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    30. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Sique · · Score: 1
      It wouldn't just be against consumer laws, but against trade laws in general, because it would violate the First Sale doctrin. As soon as Microsoft ships a retail copy to a store and gets paid for it, it does no longer control that copy, but the store does. And if the store sells the copy to whoever happens to buy it, the new owner owns and thus controls it. Microsoft's only means to control that copy are those the copyright law defines, e.g. it can control further copies and modifications, but not who owns a single copy. And no EULA or other contract or license will change that, because the European Court of Justice has clearly said:

      Where the copyright holder makes available to his customer a copy – tangible or intangible – and at the same time concludes, in return form payment of a fee, a licence agreement granting the customer the right to use that copy for an unlimited period, that rightholder sells the copy to the customer and thus exhausts his exclusive distribution right. Such a transaction involves a transfer of the right of ownership of the copy. Therefore, even if the licence agreement prohibits a further transfer, the rightholder can no longer oppose the resale of that copy.

      (Emphasis mine)
      So even if some activation mechanism tries to stop a transfer, it's illegal, because the rightholder has no right to oppose the sale and thus is forbidden to use technical or organisational means to hinder it. And this is not only valid for sales to consumers, it's the same für business to business sales (the case in question was about Oracle licenses and software, which are not a typical consumer product).

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    31. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      you've been swapping out, have you tried swapping in? aka take an OEM radio and put it in a car? aftermarket radios don't normally have anti theft codes.

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    32. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this issue with GM cars, they don't provide the code to you for free.

    33. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by tibit · · Score: 1

      I think you have no idea how the immobilizer works. It's not something that if it activates once, it stays activated. It's temporary: it prevents engine from starting up until it will correctly interrogate the transponder in the key. You'll trip it if you turn the key very quickly to cranking - then the immobilizer has not enough time to communicate with the transponder. I've tripped it a couple of times in various Volvos: '00 S40, '00 S80, '06 XC90. No big deal.

      Here's what I'd do, and I bet it may fix your problem:

      0. Pick a different key and a different fob (remote). Your '06 probably has an integrated key and remote fob.
      1. Lock the car with the fob (remote).
      2. Unlock the car with the fob (remote).
      3. Insert the key into the slot, turn to position II (all idiot lights on, engine not running).
      4. Wait 15 seconds.
      5. Start the engine.

      If this works, go back to your old key, if that key doesn't work, then it has a dead transponder and you simply need a new key. Note that the transponder is not powered by the battery, so don't bother swapping out the battery if your '06 key has integral remote (fob).

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    34. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I own some versions of office, and I agree with you. With the regularity that I switch between 'machines' my software has to switch too.

      I'm not running my home like a business environment, so I'll regularly swap out a box as I try to find the right balance of hardware between repairs/upgrades/etc.

      Sometimes my main PC is a 2ghz optiplex with 1gb of memory because my other main PC's video card blew a capacitor and I don't feel like replacing it this quarter. Once I decided that the gaming PC worked better in the living room rather than the office, so I swapped the machines...

      The point is, the hardware associated with any specific computer point of use is very fluid to me. It varies month to month, and having software that decides I changed too much, or it will only live on one machine for eternity is just not going to fly with me unless the price for that software falls to discretionary latte levels.

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    35. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do appreciate the advice, however that is not the case right now. Even Volvo admits it needs a software reset.

    36. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So? What other option do you have than to take that risk?
      I switched to OpenOffice at home. So far, I have only found a couple of annoyances. One is that Ctrl-Y doesn't repeat the last action. This is pretty minor. The other is that even following the directions, I can't get labeling to work with an address book. It works for the addresses that exist in the address book when I associate it to a document, but not for any that I add afterwards. I'm sure I could figure it out, but with Word, it just linked up with Outlook Express and worked.

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    37. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Continue using the old software whose license doesn't expire, switch to OpenOffice or other competing office suites, use the 365 program, or buy your computer with Office preinstalled so that the risk falls on the hardware vendor.

      Of course, the one Microsoft would like you to choose is #3 (the 365 program). The one most people should choose, unless they absolutely have to maintain perfect compatibility, is #2 (a competing Office suite).

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    38. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got to ask you man... Does it really triple your genitalia size? If so, I'll take 10!

      You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

    39. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      This was another of the ideas broached at the Win2K launch -- that it would be one license per user per computer and that neither would be transferable under any circumstances. (The presenter became confused by it himself, while trying to explain it to the audience, pro IT types who were already wearing identical angry scowls from the notion that henceforth the OS/apps would be rented and your data in the cloud. Hmm...)

      Anyway, the idea's not new, just enjoying a revival. :(

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    40. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that people consider this reasonable still boggles my mind. If ford required you to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your spark plugs, there would be a fucking media storm so big their stocks would drop faster than an f-150 driven off a cliff!

      EXCELLENT car analogy. You are a true Slashdotter!

    41. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I've had cars from Plymouth and Subaru, and my wife has a Toyota, and we've never seen that effect ... and yes, we have even done things like changing the battery (one famous example when our daughter sat and sulked in the car and kept the radio going for about three hours!).

    42. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same consumer care that tells you to wipe your drive everytime you call... You can't go by what they say, they don't know shit.. In previous versions of MS Office you were allowed to use the key twice.. RTFULA it states it in almost plain english.. Basically meaning two devices. With the new Office I have read the ULA and it reads identically to the previous ULA's.. This story is BS..

    43. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Some mechanics like to disconnect the battery before doing much of anything, and some procedures indicate this. If your wrench slips or you find some bad insulation and smash a live wire into the frame you might blow a fuse or waste a fusable link.

      I know what you mean about stereos. I think part of it is how good and customized stock stereos have gotten, there just isn't much demand for a used stereo that probably won't fit your car properly.

      I left my blackberry in my car and somebody smashed the window and left another one next to it.

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    44. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I generally disconnect the battery when doing things like that. Keeps you from accidentally shorting something out by touching a live wire, or in the worse case somehow activating the starter.

      As for theft of car stereos, I have never known any car to have been broken into for a factory stereo, no matter how nice. Aftermarket, certainly. But factory stereos only fit a few models, which makes them much harder to sell quickly so the thieves ignore them. The whole factory radio code seemed to me to be a solution for a problem that didn't exist.

  12. Abandon all ships ye who enter here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is doing their damndest to make me not want to use Windows anymore. Everything about Windows 8 sounds like an anti-consumer nuisance, they've spent 6 years turning the Xbox dashboard into the worst piece of clumsy advertising software as opposed to a valid gaming console OS, and now this crap.

    Yep, you're days are numbered Microsoft. Have fun burning what little bit of good will still exists for you.

    1. Re:Abandon all ships ye who enter here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft is doing their damndest to make me not want to use Windows anymore. Everything about Windows 8 sounds like an anti-consumer nuisance, they've spent 6 years turning the Xbox dashboard into the worst piece of clumsy advertising software as opposed to a valid gaming console OS, and now this crap.

      Yep, you're days are numbered Microsoft. Have fun burning what little bit of good will still exists for you.

      Microsoft isn't -- anti-Microsoft bloggers looking for ad views without any supporting information are doing their damnedest to make you not want to use Windows anymore, specifically by targeting the anti-Microsoft bias that a specific subset of people seem to have. A second article that got all of its information purely from the first is not a confirmation, either.

      An empirical test, though -- I've, in fact, moved a 2013 license between systems without any problem. YMMV, and I didn't read the license agreement, but one post trolling for ad views being referenced by a second blog trolling for ad views, both being linked by Slashdot in its continuing quest to troll its readers to drive ad views isn't really a good reason to make any decisions, except perhaps not reading Slashdot anymore.

    2. Re:Abandon all ships ye who enter here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, You are days ARE numbered microsoft, AC said so, and AC confirms.

    3. Re:Abandon all ships ye who enter here... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      except perhaps not reading Slashdot anymore.

      whoa! Anonymous Coward is going to stop reading Slashdot!

  13. Re:Advice? by craigminah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rather than mess with a VM and slightly degraded performance I'd opt for a free alternative (e.g. Libre Office) although a VM would provide some added security...

  14. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are Retail copies of Office even remotely relevant? Buying Office off the shelf is like paying sticker price for a new car.

  15. Re:Advice? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "install it in a virtual machine, run it from there, this is lame."

    I would be inclined to go with one of 2 "solutions":

    (A) Use a software crack. What the hell. I paid for it, it's mine, I'll do what I want with it.

    (B) The choice I would more likely make: go with Open Office or Libre Office.

    It's really not much of a contest, is it? I've been using Open Office and Libre Office for more than 10 years now, precisely because of this kind of horseshit from Microsoft.

  16. Compared to AppStore by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Non-commercial use: Any number of Macs that you own and control. Commercial use: Any number of computers used by the same single person, or one computer used by any number of persons.

    One computer and can't move to a different computer? That's ridiculous. So if sell your computer and buy a better one, you have to re-buy the software? Or if your computer breaks? Or your computer is stolen? I wonder what your insurance company will say if your computer is stolen, they pay for a replacement, and then you say that instead of restoring your apps from your backup you want them to pay for new copies?

    1. Re:Compared to AppStore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to your favorite open source repository: Well, there is no comparison.

    2. Re:Compared to AppStore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At last we won't have to worry about the question: "Will this software still work when I upgrade my computer" because the answer is: "NO!".

    3. Re:Compared to AppStore by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      Or your computer is stolen? I wonder what your insurance company will say if your computer is stolen, they pay for a replacement, and then you say that instead of restoring your apps from your backup you want them to pay for new copies?

      When my laptops were stolen when my house was broken into, the software that I had to replace was covered by my homeowner's insurance. I have AAA; your insurance may vary. With that said, these licensing terms are stupid. You can guess what software isn't going to be on my wish list this (or any other) year.

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  17. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry. As usual, the computer nerd world has a smug, smarmy answer for you, one that most likely involves using a different OS and a different office suite, as well as make you hate the smartass computer nerd world and ignore them later when the next SOPA comes up.

    I use Windows 7 and have Libreoffice.
    Microsoft Office ? The last version I had came with my Windows 95 computer. Never missed it.

  18. Why bother? by JDAustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I use Excel & Access 2003 on a daily basis (Access provides a simple front end to SQL databases). The only time I load up Excel 2010 is when the sheet has more then 256 columns (rare) or ~65k rows (more common now). The ribbon is a pain as I lose all my custom menu bars (and the after thought of a hack put into the ribbon for this sucks). What is there about 2013 that would appeal to a non-corporate end user? Saving to a cloud? We have Google Drive/DropBox folders for that.

    1. Re:Why bother? by antdude · · Score: 1

      I still use Office 2000 with updates and 2007 converter packs. I just found out that I can't open password protected docx files with it. Same for OpenOffice and LibreOffice. :(

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    2. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FreeOffice opens password protected DOCX files.

  19. Tied to a single computer forever? by guttentag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That can't be true, because it's too good to be true. If a copy of office were tied to a single machine forever, that copy of office would die with the machine and eventually office would become extinct. You'd see beat up computers with yellowed cases and burned in screens in endangered software sanctuaries. Or the world would realize that equivalent software is available elsewhere for less money (or free). But we all know Microsoft won't let that happen because software survives by being propagated from computer to computer, paid or not.

    1. Re:Tied to a single computer forever? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft instituted a bullet-proof anti-piracy scheme, they would be doomed.

  20. Machine being .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which part exactly? Hard drive? OS version install or Lic. Key? Motherboard identification? MAC Address?

    I recall around a decade or so ago when Cisco released some router learning software which was 'single install tied'. Everyone in the shop who wanted it, got the Hard drive image, OS install. The cavaet though, was that the install 'check' was a floppy disk, and not online.

    Anyways.. it's still amusing to see MS continue in their pursuit of control. I'm wondering who exactly they're trying to extinguish here. There userbase? Makes me glad I switched to FOSS years ago.

    1. Re:Machine being .... by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      Was just going to ask that. I've had the same computer for 10 years by my own definition (the case). The operating system and pieces inside have changed many times.

  21. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The ribbon has been around since Office 2007. It is now 2013. Time to adjust

  22. Vintage software store? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anywhere to buy a new copy of Office 2003? It's the version I want, there hasn't been any new features worth having since that one, and many features I don't want added since then.
    Can I buy a legitimate used copy of it anywhere, if a new copy isn't available?
    I can still buy the first Diablo at Wal-Mart. Why not a much newer version of Office?

    1. Re:Vintage software store? by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      I've got a few copies of Vista I'll sell to you really cheap ...

    2. Re:Vintage software store? by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      You can try eBay but most likely you'll end up with a (perfectly usable) bootleg copy. I tried to get a legit version of Visio 2003 a few years ago and was only able to get what turned out to be a bootleg.

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  23. You used to be able to install on desktop and lapt by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    You used to be able to install on desktop and laptop with one copy of office now they want you to have 1 copy for each system no locked to the systems death.

  24. It's almost as if... by The+Optimizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they'd rather see Home users use a different licensing model... something with more long term revenue for the company. One way to help such a new model would be to make the current purchase model less attractive.

    nahh. That couldn't be.

    1. Re:It's almost as if... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      For those of us that DON'T look at Microsoft licensing models (mainly because we don't buy after-market software from them), what other model are you referring to?

    2. Re:It's almost as if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one where you rent a copy of Office 365 on a yearly payment basis for $LOLNO per year, and then, I guess, do all your editing in a web browser and store your files on the leftover servers that Microsoft repurposed after the Danger fiasco--sorry, I mean "the cloud".

    3. Re:It's almost as if... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      ...they'd rather see Home users use a different licensing model... something with more long term revenue for the company. One way to help such a new model would be to make the current purchase model less attractive.

      nahh. That couldn't be.

      And as a result of their greed, they have chosen to accept the alternative of precisely zero ($0) revenue from more and more of us. This new Office crap, along with their pathetic release of WIndows 8, has settled things for me: I will no longer bend over backwards to be a customer. Coming soon to all computers near me: all linux, all the time. Thanks for making my decisions easier and easier, MS.

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    4. Re:It's almost as if... by jezwel · · Score: 1
      I'm slowly moving my family to Linux and OpenOffice, however my gaming box is still Windows, and with the Home Use Program for Office I was able to get Office 2013 for $15AU.

      If I upgrade my PC often enough it might cost be $1 a month for a genuine licensed Office install. It's worth that even for the few times I use it. I sure wouldn't be sinking in three figures for it though, even if I could move it to another device.

    5. Re:It's almost as if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got 365 problems but MS ain't one

    6. Re:It's almost as if... by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Coming soon to all computers near me: all linux, all the time.

      Every year is the Year of Desktop Linux for someone.

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  25. Better than full compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Remember: Office is more than Office 2013. It's Office 2010, 2007, 2003, XP, 2001, 97, 95, ....

  26. What is this licensed device? by erice · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I add a disk, is it the same device?
    If I swap the disk, is the same device.
    If I keep everything but swap the CPU, is it a new computer?
    If I keep the CPU but swap the motherboard?

    If I swap components incrementally, when do I need to buy a new license?
    Does the software actually check?

    1. Re:What is this licensed device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd expect the same rules to apply as to windows XP. If you change too many components, they'll make you talk to someone on the product activation hotline who cannot spell "activation".

    2. Re:What is this licensed device? by Myopic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Theseus? Is that you?

    3. Re:What is this licensed device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Valid point - my Packard Bell P75 w/8MB ram from 1995 has been upgraded continuously to an 8-core 4.0Ghz with 16GB ram.
      Everything has been replaced, but usually just one or two pieces at a time.

    4. Re:What is this licensed device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More interesting this also holds for human bodies where all cells are replaced over time.
      None of the cells from my childhood have survived, was that child really me?

    5. Re:What is this licensed device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just thought about it a bit more. The only thing that did survive are copies of my software; copies of my DNA, copies of the content of my brain, and copies of shapes of my body. In a new Microsoft licensing these copies are not allowed to survive the replacement of my cells.

    6. Re:What is this licensed device? by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      New motherboard = new computer. At least that's how Windows licensing works.

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    7. Re:What is this licensed device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard that it is impossible to change hard disk on machines with Windows 8 preinstalled, if you don't want to get rid of the operating system. It just refuses to run on the new hard disk if you move it. And you don't get install cds or anything.

    8. Re:What is this licensed device? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that brain cells are not replaced over time. Although it is true that we grow new brain cells over our lifetime, we don't replace brain cells the way we replace skin cells or other cells. And for humans a sub-part of the brain is where "we" are, so "we" aren't really like the ship of theseus. (But, we could be like that, if it were true that we replaced our brain cells over time. It wouldn't stop "us" from being "us".)

  27. This is blatantly illegal by Noir+Angellus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in many countries whose law permits the sale of second hand software licenses (eg pre-owned games). What Microsoft's legal team has forgotten (ignored?) is that state and federal law override any and all conditions they put in their EULA and they have no legal recourse when they blatantly ignore local law.

    1. Re:This is blatantly illegal by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Permitting the sale is a different thing than requiring software companies to allow for such sales.

    2. Re:This is blatantly illegal by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Unenforceable != Illegal. They won't even sue you, they'll just make it "not work".

    3. Re:This is blatantly illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is location based and its a tiny subset of the world that enforces anything similar to that..

      The SPA has spent 30 years convincing the powers that be that the software you "buy" is a license and not a product.. therefore you cannot sell the software to someone else.. this was not even an issue in the past as the companies had no way to do anything about the resale of software.. but now with "digital" distribution becoming nearly mainstream at this point.. its a much harder sell to say that you have "bought" anything other than an open ended license to use their software..

    4. Re:This is blatantly illegal by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Which makes them in breach of consumer laws in UK. You buy a new PC, install Office on it and then the hard drive dies because of a faulty batch. You get a new hard drive from warranty (if you don't just demand a complete replacement which is your right) and you can't reinstall Office? Not fit for purpose.

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    5. Re:This is blatantly illegal by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that there are also laws in many countries that forbid you from bypassing software controls that are intended to prevent you from exercising your legal rights. Catch-22: you're legally allowed to use the re-use the product on your new computer, but are not legally allowed to make the changes to the software to enable this.

    6. Re:This is blatantly illegal by swalve · · Score: 1

      You can sell the license, you just have to sell the hardware too. This is not a first sale doctrine issue.

    7. Re:This is blatantly illegal by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Well, when your lawyer contacts them they will quickly explain that you misunderstood and arrange for an activation code to allow you to install it. In all probability if you jump through enough hoops they will do that before your lawyer contacts them, but they will count on most people giving up and switching to the subscription model.

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    8. Re:This is blatantly illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so I sue Microsoft for tortuous interference.

    9. Re:This is blatantly illegal by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      While EULAs can be problematic, Microsoft's antics here are much more serious.

      Read over the details analysis by a real lawyer of Bilbo's Contract with the Dwarves. That is an item sold as merchandise with the new Hobbit film. The lawyer brings up that in most court systems contracts are not valid if they ask one of the parties to engage in or are written to cover illegal acts. The huge contract is written carefully to avoid outright saying the Dwarves are hiring a Hobbit to steal for them just because of this.

      IANAL, but this appears to me to be a problem for Microsoft. Is Microsoft is requiring these terms as part of support contracts for which they are receiving money? Is this first-sale-is-final-sale contract? Is this forced bundling contract? Are they doing this under or outside the terms of the court rulings about their prior monopoly activity? If this is in fact an illegal practice in the jurisdiction those contracts are written could Microsoft be writing contracts obligating someone to perform an illegal act?

      It is probably a good bet that only a Judge in a civil court will settle any of those questions. Assuming he can get his Microsoft Office to install on his PC to open his docket files.

      This is not legal advise. Consult your lawyer before applying. Do not pass Redmond. Do not collect 200 Debian CDs. Some itchiness and soreness is normal. Contact a doctor if it persists past four hours.

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    10. Re:This is blatantly illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but, This is where the law gets complicated. The laws permitting the sale of second hand software are an example of a law granting permission - as it's most likely written this only protects you from the breach of contract (with regard to the license agreement) and the violation of copyright.

      Unfortunately, if there is a DMCA style law, the anti-circumvention provisions likely still apply to breaking the DRM, as it's a separate civil (and possibly criminal) matter, completely independent of the statutory right to resell your software. In this case, unless the law that permits resale also permits breaking the DRM to enable the exercise of that right, you are still screwed.

      With this scenario, the only way you could exercise such a statutory right is to sell the hardware along with it :/

    11. Re:This is blatantly illegal by NGRhodes · · Score: 1

      Having been threatened "legal action" from Microsoft for software I sold on Ebay, I can confirm the above is correct under UK consumer law.

  28. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2

    I use Office 2012 at work, albeit not as my main tool. After a bit over a year I was at the point where I was reasonably familiar with the ribbon and started to prefer it over Office 2000 (which I used before). So I think there is a bit of an advantage to the new UI, but it is a small one and requires a lot of time to learn the new ways of interacting with the program. Probably not worth it from a usability point of view.

    Office 2012 crashes a lot less than Office 2000 though, so it was good to get the new version anyway.

    At home, however, I prefer Libre Office:
    Legally available for free as in beer, and it is more than sufficient for the few letters I write :-)

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  29. Upgrade by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Upgrade anything on the computer and your good to go, hell even upgrading the BIOS ( or UEFI ) would count. Once anything changes, offically the computer has changed and the terms are reset.

  30. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to adjust by uninstalling MS Office and using a free alternative instead.

  31. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But nobody (at least nobody I know) bought Office 2007. My work Windows machine didn't acquire the ribbon until I got Office 2010 some time in 2011. I use Office for more than opening a spreadsheet and looking at it about once every couple of months. It still takes me minutes to hunt down common functionality that was easily located in the old hierarchical menu system.

  32. Between this and the X-box by tekrat · · Score: 1

    It's Bye-Bye MS. And Apple haters complain about "vendor lock in" -- Why do I get the feeling that if I were to buy a copy of office, it would be from the Chinese Pirates?

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    1. Re:Between this and the X-box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why fund the Chinese Pirates when you can just grab it from the 'bay ?

    2. Re:Between this and the X-box by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Well I still have a copy of 2011 Home and Office lying around that has been installed once.

      I figure by the time I use the last install of this MS will have realized the error of their ways and be back to some sort of multi-install license.

    3. Re:Between this and the X-box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you think MS got the idea from?

  33. the offending texts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    neither link in TFS included this.... wtf?

    http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/products/microsoft-software-license-agreement-FX103576343.aspx

    1. Re:the offending texts by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 2

      Why cloud the situation with facts? :) Here's the interesting part: "Because the software is licensed, not sold, Microsoft reserves all rights (such as rights under intellectual property laws) not expressly granted in this agreement. In particular, this license does not give you any right to, and you may not: use or virtualize features of the software separately, publish, copy (other than the permitted backup copy), rent, lease, or lend the software; transfer the software (except as permitted by this agreement), attempt to circumvent technical protection measures in the software, reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the software, except if the laws where you live permit this even when our agreement does not. In that case, you may do only what your law allows. " So by buying it you aren't actually buying it, you are long term leasing it. This way they can circumvent all usual consumer purchasing rights.

    2. Re:the offending texts by russotto · · Score: 1

      Why cloud the situation with facts? :) Here's the interesting part: "Because the software is licensed, not sold, Microsoft reserves all rights (such as rights under intellectual property laws) not expressly granted in this agreement.

      Who owns the shiny disc included in the package? In the US, unless Microsoft owns that disc, a copy of the software has been sold.

    3. Re:the offending texts by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Having the physical media in your possession doesn't change anything. It's only for your convenience.

    4. Re:the offending texts by russotto · · Score: 1

      Having the physical media in your possession doesn't change anything. It's only for your convenience.

      So who owns the physical media?

  34. Re:You used to be able to install on desktop and l by ericloewe · · Score: 1

    What's even worse is that Home and Student is the same price but is only valid for a signle computer, instead of three.

    They're really pushing Office 365, and I'm not sure I enjoy the idea.

  35. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by PRMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ribbon is good in that you can set things by example visually that actually tick multiple settings at once. After learning it, I actually prefer it and don't like using a word processor without it anymore.

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  36. But not right away by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    They won't find out until 2016 when they try to reinstall the OS or move to a new machine. Of course by then they will just buy Office 2016.

    1. Re:But not right away by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Or download a crack to use the software they paid for.

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      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  37. people still buy microsoft's software? by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    just shows the stupidity of the average arthropod

    I am surprised microsoft has not driven themselves out of business with their draconian & heavy handed methods of conducting business

    Linux & LibreOffice does it all for me = the cost of freedom is eternal vigilance

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    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    1. Re:people still buy microsoft's software? by imthesponge · · Score: 0

      Until you need to send a document to someone important, and you have to be sure it won't look "funny" when they open it up with Word.

    2. Re:people still buy microsoft's software? by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Three letters P D F

      There fixed it for you.

      --
      Just saying it like it are.
    3. Re:people still buy microsoft's software? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Until you need to send a document to someone important, and you have to be sure it won't look "funny" when they open it up with Word.

      Unless you're collaborating, PDF has been the proper way to do this since the 90s. You're correct that issues could be present, but your example is a poor one. LibreOffice can save in Word's format -- if you save it as .doc rather than .docx you'll almost never have a problem opening it in Word.

      I'll throw you a bone: The problem is when someone sends you an ooxml file and you open it in LibreOffice (so much for that 'open' part), or when you have to deal with spreadsheets (Calc doesn't compare with Excel and there are many compatibility problems between the two).

      --
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    4. Re:people still buy microsoft's software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it will look "funny" for everyone, and if they are using the official PDF reader, they'll also get the chance to get a couple of drive-by viruses at the same time.

  38. Not valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This can be safely ignored as it's illegal. First sales doctrine applies in the US. In the Eu, the European court of justice (highest court) has ruled that software can always be sold and permanent license bindings are null and void. (decision C-128/11, http://curia.europa.eu/jcms/upload/docs/application/pdf/2012-07/cp120094en.pdf

    MS can suck it.

    1. Re:Not valid by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      It's not sold, it is leased. That's how they avoid the law.

    2. Re:Not valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, still not valid. Props for trying, but MS can't wiggle its ass out of the law.

    3. Re:Not valid by fnj · · Score: 1

      They don't AVOID the law. They BUY the law. Just like any megacorporation / all megacorporations.

      But can they buy the consumers?

      "Who is number 1?"
      "YOU are number 6"
      "I am NOT a number! I am a FREE MAN!"
      [CLANG SLAM]

    4. Re:Not valid by Smauler · · Score: 1

      No... from that link :

      "Where the copyright holder makes available to his customer a copy– tangible or intangible – and at the same time concludes, in return for payment of a fee, a licence agreement granting the customer the right to use that copy for an unlimited period, that rightholder sells the copy to the customer and thus exhausts his exclusive distribution right. Such a transaction involves a transfer of the right of ownership of the copy. Therefore, even if the licence agreement prohibits a further transfer, the rightholder can no longer oppose the resale of that copy."

      You can't sell lifetime leases in the EU and expect to hold on rights - they count as sales, and first sale doctrine still applies. Steam are currently in the process of being sued for the same thing. Also, you have to allow the sale - you cannot use DRM to prevent secondary sales.

      Note this does not apply to services such as Office365, since those are subscription based.

    5. Re:Not valid by swalve · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. You can sell your license as long as you sell the computer too.

  39. Glass half full view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're looking at it all wrong. The value here is, your PC's resale value is going to go through the roof! Just imagine, instead of just a PC with Windows 8, now you can sell a PC with Windows 8 and a LIFETIME version of Office 2013. Doesn't that just sound great?

    1. Re:Glass half full view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but craigslist already sells $100 with windows 7 pro, office professional, adobe creative and everything else.

  40. Netcraft confirms it... by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    This *will* be the year of Linux on the Desktop!

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    1. Re:Netcraft confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just forgot to tell us the Desktop moved to the phone, and Microsoft shit itself and moved the phone to the desktop.

    2. Re:Netcraft confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Linux in the Office, or Office in the Linux, or.. chair! Duck!

    3. Re:Netcraft confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Windows is like John McClane. You can beat him to death, but shure he will stand and own your ass.

    4. Re:Netcraft confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1970-01-01 *pulls hair out debugging*

  41. purpose of story: to out the shills by 0111+1110 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm waiting to see how the resident MS shills are going to positively spin this one. No unbiased person could be in favor of this.

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    1. Re:purpose of story: to out the shills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will bring a much better value proposition to end users.

    2. Re:purpose of story: to out the shills by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a stock holder, or trying to increase sales of Office 365.

    3. Re:purpose of story: to out the shills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hate for MS for doing this but not Nintendo? The non-optical disc software you buy online is tied to one console, not any user account.

    4. Re:purpose of story: to out the shills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this:

      As the average lifetime of a computer is increasing due to the growing irrelevance of fast, more powerful hardware, the effective lifetime of an office installation is longer than ever before. The average home consumer, and even business users who are now on 3-5 year replacement cycles for their hardware, will be unaffected by this policy. For those who have greater need for flexibility, the incremental cost of purchasing an additional licence compared to their spend on their hardware is negligible. ;)

  42. Credit where it is due by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
    It looks like the real legwork for this story was done by Adam Turner, from The Age. See "Does your copy of Office 2013 die with your computer?", from 11 Feb 2013.

    The story linked from the Slashdot article mostly just summarizes Turner's already-concise (but still more-detailed) article, and wraps it in a different set of ads.

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    ~Idarubicin
    1. Re:Credit where it is due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See "Does your copy of Office 2013 die with your computer? [theage.com.au]" ...and if the story wasn't FUD, it would have been more forcefully titled "Your copy of Office 2013 dies with your computer!"

      Adam is hedging because he knows he's shoveling a mile-high stack of bullshit. Retail Office 2013 is fully transferable; you just need to visit the webpage to deregister your old installation.

  43. more money grabbing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason I've refused to use MS Office for the past many years, instead Open Office or Libre Office.

  44. Kicking yourself when you are down by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    Why they continue to make their paid product more and more undesirable boggles the mind when there are other choices that are not so anti-consumer, and free to boot.

    Libre Office
    Open Office

    I'm fairly certain there are others?

  45. Ship-of-Theseus/Repairing-a-Fiat solution by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The obvious answer is the Ship of Theseus solution.

    In Adam Turner's article (on which the blog post linked in the Slashdot summary is based) Microsoft declares that " If the customer has a system crash, they are allowed to reinstall Office on that same computer..." but with the caveat, "No, the customer cannot transfer the license from one PC to another PC." Sounds like I'm allowed to upgrade my computer, and I'm allowed to replace broken parts...I just can't "transfer" the license between PCs.

    Who knows the way to fix an old Fiat?

    Step 1: Raise hood.
    Step 2: Turn the radiator cap counterclockwise until fully loosed.
    Step 3: Lift radiator cap straight up, at least six inches.
    Step 4: Remove old Fiat from under radiator cap. Replace with new Fiat.
    Step 5: Screw radiator cap back in place.
    Step 6: Close hood.

    Clearly, the solution in this situation is similar. Disconnect your mouse. Replace the computer underneath. Plug in a new computer. The license, obviously, transferred with the Theseus-mouse.

    --
    ~Idarubicin
    1. Re:Ship-of-Theseus/Repairing-a-Fiat solution by erroneus · · Score: 1

      You have to realize Microsoft will not respect this approach and their software will not tie itself online to the the mouse.

      It also means that it is quite likely that you will not be able to activate your retail MS Office without an internet connection. If you will be able to do it over the phone, then you may well have the work-around, so long as you never connect the computer to the internet when running MS Office... or... Windows since they are kind of integrated once it is installed.

      It will require experimentation.

      All of my Windows installs are in VMs. It will not affect me. I don't plan to upgrade beyond 2007 anyway... unless my company makes the boneheaded decision to upgrade without testing and being aware of the consequences and ramifications. (They do that though... they are "testing" Sharepoint 2010 and are now faced with upgrading to Office 2010... not working out well.)

    2. Re:Ship-of-Theseus/Repairing-a-Fiat solution by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Or, since you have the right to second-hand sell your license, just sell it to yourself for 0. Problem solved.

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    3. Re:Ship-of-Theseus/Repairing-a-Fiat solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll get back to your Theseus Mouse in a Minotaur so....

  46. No, they've merged OEM and retail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA:

    If retail and OEM copies now have exactly the same licensing agreement, have retail rights have been downgraded to OEM rights or OEM rights been upgraded to full retail rights? The new wording doesn't actually use the phrase "the software license is permanently assigned to the device with which the software is distributed", like the old OEM license did.

    So this whole post is horseshit. They even admit they aren't sure what the license means, and its vagueness is also horseshit, but there simply is no clause saying the software is licensed to a single machine.

  47. The ribbon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ribbon is already almost unusable, and now MS wants to make Office even more of a pain to use. I'm out of installs for 2003. I tried Open Office and just couldn't bond with it. Now what?

  48. How bad does it have to get? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Last time Microsoft made a move like this, they made all volume licenses of desktop Windows "upgrades" so that businesses who depend on a unified and consistent deployment of Windows can only do so legally by buying an OEM license with their computers or a retail version or OS X. Pay twice, use once.

    I was wondering what Microsoft would do to MS Office to make it more expensive. Now we have their answer. It's no longer "buy once, use anywhere." And I suspect their retail Windows will soon do the same thing.

    Software "licenses" aren't ownership. That means the company who sold it to you can tell you how it can be used. Are you happy with that? I know you're not. But when will the lay people begin to understand this? When will consumer organizations defend the lay people? And when will the government step in and say "hey, you've got an effective monopoly with your critical mass there. You're abusing consumers. Stop it."

  49. Re:Advice? by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or just use the pirated version of office 2013 that will come out 3 months before the official release, have no such limitations, will be much more configurable, and, of course, is free...

  50. I don't know whose the single computer will be... by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know whose the single computer will be, but it won't be mine.

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  51. doesn't really matter by TitusGroan8856 · · Score: 1

    it doesn't really matter what the EULA says, the courts (in the EU at least) have already ruled on this kind of restriction in the video game market... they ruled it invalid. I think the US courts might do the same under the guise of the First Sale doctrinaire.

  52. awesome - less hardware sales by postmortem · · Score: 1

    And less money for Microsoft.
    Now one more reason to stick with what you got & not buy a new PC with a new Microsoft OS in it. It will cost you even more.

    Hell, most regular people are still struggling with fact that Windows != Office. They don't get it why office costs as much as it does.

    Could it be that Microsoft is OEM-ing Office just like they did Windows on retail computers? It is cheaper than the full retail license, but it is less flexible in the end.

  53. Libre Office!! by BeadyEl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It'd be nice to think this would boost use of OpenOffice and/or Libre Office, but probably not.

    1. Re:Libre Office!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will end boosting FreeOffice or SoundOfMusicOffice

  54. Incase you hadn't noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    retail is dead.

  55. Office? In 2013? by Myopic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do people still use Microsoft Office? Huh, I didn't know that.

    1. Re:Office? In 2013? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dat username/post combo.

  56. LaTex by fufufang · · Score: 2

    Time to learn LaTex. Open Office is not suitable for complicated/large documents.

    1. Re:LaTex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Open Office is not suitable for complicated/large documents.

      Neither is Word/Excel

  57. Re:Advice? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Isn't the official release already out?

    http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/buy/

  58. Office 2012? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    There was an Office 2012?

    1. Re:Office 2012? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Oops...

      it is actually Office 2010. It seems I was confused when writing that post :(

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  59. A bit oversimplified by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Microsoft still has the multi PC license for home that includes cloud services: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/home-premium/
    They also offer a 1PC version: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/home-and-student/

    I also doubt they are going to give you much trouble about moving the 1PC version a sane number of times.

  60. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt that Microsoft wants to sell Office 2013 programs. They want to sell Office 365 subscriptions.

    To the extent that this pushes people to the subscription version, this is a win for M$.

  61. Microsoft On How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 5, Funny

    * Hey Steve! How's it going.
    - Terrible, Bill, terrible. Nothing's going the way we expected. I mean, we tried our best with Zune - we made it brown even! - but it's no good. Some people even liked the Zune software.
    * I see. What else have you tried?
    - Well, we replaced the toolbar in Office with - get this - a ribbon. We told everybody it would improve their workflow.
    * Bet that shook things up!
    - No, people kept buying Office. The ribbon even had fans! They wanted it extended to other apps! But then I thought... XBox!
    * XBox?
    - Yeah... we'll put ads all over the thing! There'll be a tiny button in the corner to start the game and everywhere else... ads!
    * Yes!!!
    - No! People complained, but XBox Lives subscriptions are up and game sales are through the roof! Hell, we even canned Bungie and sold more Halo games than ever!
    * Oh dear.
    - Then I'm sure you heard about Windows 8 and Metro.
    * Oh yes, terrific job there. And you tied it to Surface and Windows Phone too!
    - Yes, we're all very proud of that. And now this thing with Office 2013; we're tying it to a single computer. No reinstalls. If your motherboard craps out, well, you'll just have to buy a new license!
    * Surely that will work. No one will be able to ignore the message we're sending now.
    - I don't know, Bill. I don't know. People liked the whole Office365 subscription thing, after all. They'll probably like this too. You know and I know that Windows and the Microsoft ecosystem is an abortion and a disaster, and that we've been striving desperately to get people to leave it for greater and better things - I can't help but remember the excellent work you did with "The Road Ahead" and leaving out the Internet entirely; you'd have thought that might have clued them in that we're just hacks - but it's just not working. But look, what if I try this next: security updates only available to people who have a paid subscription. Yeah, that might do it, don't you think?
    * Never give up hope, Steve, never give up hope. I can't think of anyone better for this job. And here, toss a chair. It'll make you feel better.

    1. Re:Microsoft On How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Sheer genius.

  62. No its pretty good by tuppe666 · · Score: 0

    I wish it did, but it doesn't

    See I'm a long time user of openoffice now libreoffice. We had to suffer these lies when firefox started to get popular. The reality is though. If my boss wants me to use the same office at home and at work, he pays for it. The truth is I doubt anyone would notice. I do like the part when you described the program as standard...not the file format...classic.

    Do you tell kids at night that an Android is going to get them!!

    1. Re:No its pretty good by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      I did say standard (for that business). If my business used libreoffice, I would use it. It uses MS office so I use that. Yes, in principal I could ask the company to pay for my personal copy of MS office so I can work at home, but I'm a firm believer that one of the ways to be a good (eg successful) employee is to minimize the amount of effort your boss needs to spend supporting you.

      There is also the issue that since I use MS office at work I am very familiar with it. Libreoffice is simliar, but the interface is a bit different. Probably not worth a few hundred $ for my time to get as familiar with libreoffice.

      That said, this change is making me re-think what I will use at home. I certainly won't upgrade to office 2013, I don't want to be held hostage to microsoft for my documents. Its not that I mind spending a few hundred $, the problem is that I have no idea what the rules will be for me to use their software 10 years from now. For all I know they might go cloud-only or something else unacceptable and I won't be able to transfer my office software to whatever computer I have then.

      BTW: I think android is OK.

    2. Re:No its pretty good by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I'm not feeling exploited - I'm quite happy with my job and I'm paid well for what I do. Its just not worth his time, or my time, or the purchasing department's time to get the company to pay for software I use at home. But this is drifting well off topic.

    3. Re:No its pretty good by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      The LibreOffice interface is the same as the Office 97/2000/XP/2003 interface. Icons might be slightly different, text labels may not be identical ("Insert Picture" instead of "Insert Image" etc), but still more than identifiable to all but the most technologically inept ( HR, typically ).

      Problems arise when you're a power user of these products; The 0.1% who actually use those deep-down-and-buried features which the rest of us don't even know exists. LibreOffice is great for the 99.9% of us who write essays for college, or letters to mom, but it lacks where those in industry need it to shine most.

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    4. Re:No its pretty good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm down to a single installation of MS Office (2003) for these edge cases. I've yet to see something that's obliged me to fire it up due to a lack of compatibility.

      YMMV of course.

    5. Re:No its pretty good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time you need those crazy buried features you should consider making a mysql database with a intranet based website or some ERP system. I have seen too many companies all modifying the same excel file to do business and then wonder why they have weird inconsistencies.

    6. Re:No its pretty good by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      0.1% who actually use those deep-down-and-buried features which the rest of us don't even know exists.

      Everyone always says this when comparing other office suites to MS Office, but can you give an example of something you can do with MS Office that you just can't with LibreOffice?

  63. Re:Advice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take option 'B'. Even if they gave it away free as a limited promotion, I will not use it. By virtue of giving them market share I'm an accomplice to their douche baggery. I will not encourage such behavior.

  64. Re:You used to be able to install on desktop and l by myowntrueself · · Score: 2

    What's even worse is that Home and Student is the same price but is only valid for a signle computer, instead of three.

    They're really pushing Office 365, and I'm not sure I enjoy the idea.

    Interestingly Office 365 is restricted in where you can use it. For some countries they just won't let you buy it. Not 'axis of evil' countries either; some of them are on the State Departments list of 'countries we REALLY want US companies doing business with".

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  65. Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ClioCJS · · Score: 0
    How is that any different from Apple?

    By "dies" let us assume it is "unfixably" broken'. Not repariable in either case. Not by microsoft, apple, your mom, geeks on call, or anybody else.

    So for Microsoft, you'd buy new hardware, install your OS from your legally purchased disc, and re-buy a new copy Office.

    For apple, you'd buy new hardware, pay for another copy of the same OS you already had [baked into the increased price for Macs], and... Re-buy a new copy of Office [assuming that was what you used].

    Let's face it... Apple is no better. The real winner here is OpenOffice.org.

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    1. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 3, Informative

      What? Apple is no better because the MS Office Lic applies equally to PC or Mac hardware? The problem is the license, nothing to do with the hardware.

      In fact my $20 upgrade to Mountain Lion travels with my Apple ID. I sold an older MacBook and bought a new(er) one that had Lion on it. After I signed into the AppStore my Mountain Lion install worked fine...

      Or the $20 Pages or $20 Numbers applications I bought.. once... that work on any Macs I own... at the same time.

    2. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

      How is Apple "eviler"?

      If you buy iWork (Apple's office suite), or any other app in the App Store, you can install it on as many Macs as you own. Buy a new Mac and connect online, sign in and click Install for all of the apps you ever purchased through the App Store to download and install. No serial numbers to enter, no activations, no registrations, no hardware checking. Go ahead and swap out your hard drive, optical drive, RAM or whatever. It doesn't matter. Sign in and click Install.

      You can argue that Apple is "including the price of the OS" in the hardware so every time you're buying a Mac, you're buying the OS over again... Whoop-dee-friggin' Doo, Mountain Lion is all of $20, and again, buy once and install on any Mac you sign in on... as much as you want. But be that as it may, pretty much all consumer PCs are sold with Windows anyway so each of those has the price of Windows "baked in".

    3. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of my software is a simple download from the Mac Store. My software purchases are available to any machine I buy.

    4. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by tlambert · · Score: 1

      For apple, you'd buy new hardware, pay for another copy of the same OS you already had [baked into the increased price for Macs], and... Re-buy a new copy of Office [assuming that was what you used].

      Apple does not charge for the OS, they charge for the hardware. Apple considers the OS a cost center, and there is no "funny money" internal accounting happening to cause part of the purchase price of a Mac to end up in the coffers of the software development organization. It's possible to do things like this when the OS and the hardware production are controlled by a single company, rather than the OS being OEM'ed out to a third party, like Microsoft.

      One of the reasons Apple dropped the upgrade price on Mac OS X was that the software organization was getting "too uppity": they had started to be a profit center, beginning with the Tiger upgrade cycle, and it looked like it was getting "worse", from the point of view of the hardware folks. It's the same reason they don't charge for iOS upgrades on iPhone/iPod/iPad devices. As far as Apple is concerned, the OS development is funded out of the R&D budget; it does not fund itself.

      I think the reason Apple pounces so hard on the Hackint0sh companies who attempt to build a business model out of supplying non-Apple hardware with Mac OS X preinstalled, or sell software to allow the running of Mac OS X on commodity hardware, is that the OS itself then has a set market value, and if that's the case, they end up having to change all their internal accounting practices, or get themselves sat on hard by regulators.

      An immediate consequence to the OS having a fixed monetary value would be no more free iOS upgrades, due to Sarbanes-Oxley. This would effectively destroy the "walled garden" model, since bundled into the iOS updates are patches to keep those walls intact, and people accept those changes only because they get something else desirable out of the update as a whole.

      NB: If you think I'm joking here, you should remember the iPod being charges for the 802.11n update, which was also due to FAS rules and Sarbanes-Oxley, since it added features to the device which did not ship with the device, which they couldn't legally do and continue to use their preferred set of FAS rules to implement their profit accounting. When they decided the OS had no value, they got out from under SOX with losing the ability to continue using their preferred FAS rules.

    5. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by kobotronic · · Score: 1

      That's a very ignorant statement.

      Apple users can use the free and included Time Machine tool to keep a fully recoverable and always-current backup on an external harddrive or a network volume. In the event of a loss of a lost or damaged harddrive (stolen macbook for example) you can simply rebuild the complete installation including ALL software licenses, in a matter of minutes, to the replacement machine. I've made such a rebuild over a lunch break when my macbook harddrive had failed after getting bumped in the train on my way to work.

    6. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      The cost of the OS is paid, dude. It not having an official cost is like claiming free soda refills and napkins at fast food have no official cost. Technically true, but effectively false. If every person suddenly started using twice as many napkins, those costs would be factored into future food costs. There's a reason the same hardware costs more when it's apple and less when it's not. The costs are ultimately passed onto the consumer, just like with OSX/IOS. Don't be naive.

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    7. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if that replacement machine is an Apple machine, they've baked in the cost for the OS into their ~30%-higher-than-actual-market-value hardware costs. You've still paid for new software, it's just baked into your hardware costs so you can pretend you didn't. But you did. Just like when you buy a burger at McDonald's, you are also paying for the free ketchup and napkins people use. Apple & McD's aren't taking a loss on things; so-called "Free" items are loss-leaders with the actual cost baked into the other goods (hardware, burger).

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    8. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I've only bought a pc with windows built in once out of the 10 or so computers i've owned. "Usual" doesn't matter. "Possible" is what matters. Now, how would I buy Apple hardware without the OS?

      Cherry picking "mountain lion is all of $20" is meaningless. The hardware costs 30% more for a reason - because apple's operating costs [which include developing an OS] have to be passed onto the consumer somehow. This includes the costs of updating and maintaining an OS. You've paid way more than $20 for your Apple OSes, dude.

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    9. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Mountain Lion didn't really cost you $20. You paid for your OSes when you paid 30% more for all your hardware. Good luck buying an apple without paying for the OS: Just because it's not a line item on your bill doesn't mean you paid for it. The exact same hardware costs less when sold by someone other than Apple. That's because their hardware profits subsidizes their software development.

      But it's cool that they offered an upgrade and Apple apologists are now claiming "I only paid $20 for my OS", which is a joke. It kind of proves my point about Apple users often having naive notions about Apple in their head.

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    10. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      While true, the math of that still misses a few points: depreciation and upgrade costs.

      Depreciation: My MBP was ~$1400 on clearance (incl. applecare). This configuration is currently selling for around $600 on ebay, so I lost $800 to depreciation over 4 years. I'm still using it for work, but will likely have to upgrade soon. A $1400 windows system from 2008 would likely be worth closer to $200 right now, assuming it still worked. Gain compared to a PC: $300-600. You could argue that used Apple buyers overpay, but that's not relevant to my losses/gains as a new buyer who will resell.

      Upgrade costs: I bought an early 2008 macbook pro, and have upgraded the OS at least two times since then at ~$40 total. The upgrade to Windows 7 would have cost a minimum of $99 (student version, upgrade, etc.), likely $199+. If I upgraded again to Windows 8 and got the cheap price home version, another $40. This doesn't factor in my time, which is billable at a hefty rate. Upgrades literally took me ~15 minutes each, and I never had to deal with registry issues or borked upgrades.

      I have not had the same success going from XP->7->8, and everyone seems to recommend a clean install. Clean install means reconfiguring everything, installing and licensing apps (see TFA), and spending a ton of time on updates and prompts. Let's call it 4 hours, minimum.

      Upgrade costs:
      OS X: $40 + labor = $100
      Windows: $240 + labor = ~$1,000

      Based on this, and completely leaving out other benefits (like needing OSX for some of my work), a PC would have cost me roughly double what I paid for my mac. The depreciation alone more than makes up for the more expensive initial hardware.

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    11. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you upgrade while your computer is still functional enough to resell? Yea.. You're spending more money than someone who uses their computer until the hardware no longer functions, which is what the definition of "breaks unfixably" was in my original post. You're not talking about upgrading when your computer breaks, you're talking about voluntarily upgrading before it's truly necessary to. You're going to spend more money that way than me. My 2007 computer is still running quite well, and it's definitely worth more than $200 -- the harddrives alone are.

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    12. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I upgrade my primary OS if I feel it's worth it. All of the OS X upgrades have been worth it for me (one killer feature in each), and XP->7 certainly was. I largely ignored Vista and run 8 long enough in a VM to be familiar with it, although I hope I never have to use it. If I was stuck on XP, I would have to sell that system and buy a new one. Sometimes I have really needed to upgrade for work or new capabilities, others just because I'm a geek. But this is /. ;)

      I had a 2007 laptop too (well, 2006 I think), and it had some sort of exploding graphics card issue. It didn't catch fire for long, but it did pop, spark, smoke, and leave my pants smelling funky. Of course, it was just out of warranty. Before then, I had one or two Dell laptops that didn't hold up over time. I know there are some high quality PC laptops (Sager looks great), but anecdotal PC laptop reliability hasn't impressed me.

      I'm assuming you have a desktop, which is a different beast. I can't imagine you having laptop hard drives from 2007 worth more than $200 that didn't cost more than my whole setup. For a desktop right now, I would likely build a PC and use something like a mac mini for my OS X work if at all possible. The Mac Pro line is currently an incredible ripoff.

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    13. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      No, I said I paid $20 for the OS upgrade.. which follows me to my new(er) Mac. Can you buy a Dell or Toshiba at Best Buy or some similar outlet store with no OS on it? So again your argument doesn't work because I pay for the OS on my Windows desktop as well when I bought my Dell. My more important point is that the Apple version of office SW was greatly cheaper and follows me to any Mac(s) that I own, thus differentiating from the MS Office experience. (I also own MS Office).

      Your 30% number is vague as I can find Dell laptops with configurations that match the price of a macbook, and I can price out desktops from dell or alien ware that are comparable and in the same cost area. I'd also argue that even with some % upper for Apple, I am getting additional features that I'm willing to pay for. Namely outstanding service at the local Apple store.. in person. And a nicely curated App store for OSX. Its convenient for a lot of things. And my purchases follow me and I can reinstall without having to remember where I put the activation code, work on any mac I own. Kind of like the Steam model, which is also very nice. We could compare the price of Apple's version of Word, Excel, and PPT, which would cost a total of $60, vs the price of MS Office. So while you supposedly saved on your HW, I could equally claim I saved on office SW...

      (Yes, there are some machines with options for Linux that let you reduce the OS cost, and yet, some houses like AVA Direct let you buy a no OS box, but thats not a "typical" PC user's go to place)

    14. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Can you buy a Dell or Toshiba at Best Buy or some similar outlet store with no OS on it?"

      That is a stupid way to conduct an argument. Now retailers dictate what is possible with a computer? My wife & I have had multiple computers for over 25 years .. Many different computers. ONCE did we have to pay for an OS. If your argument relies on me having to get my computers at Best Buy/Dell/Toshiba, you're cherry picking. Makes me not really want to talk to you or read further.

      Now let's talk about upgrading. Upgrading staves off having to buy a new computer. but you can't really upgrade those Macs, except for RAM, can you? So you have to buy a new computer sooner; your lifecycle is shorter; you end up having to buy more total computers over the course of your life; you spend more money.

      I mean, unless you're the type, like my parents, who just throws away a computer when it isn't satisfactory, rather than fixing it. I can't compensate my argument for people who willfully throw away value. Broken items should be fixed. I still have multiple working DOS boxes. They just don't get used often. [My Apple2+ still works, too.]

    15. Re:Anything MS can do Apple can do Eviler.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      Eh, I'll reply anyway AC.

      The argument I was responding to was that with Apple I'm forced to by the OS with the HW, therefore I'm paying for the OS (read the original post I responded to). This is stilly as almost everyone gets an OS with their HW. Dell, Toshiba, Gateway, HP, Best Buy, Apple...

      Its not about anyone dictating anything, just stating that the supposed issue that you HAVE to pay for the OS with Apple applies in almost all cases to Windows as well.

      My MacBook Pro (non retina) is exactly as upgradable as my work issued Dell laptop. I can replace the battery, HDD, and RAM myself. If you go to a Air or Retina you can replace the HDD, I think, but nothing else. The trade there is very slim vs upgradability. As to upgrading... as I said I have a Win desktop and a MBP (and the stupid work laptop that I hate for various work IT related reasons). Usually with my desktop, by the time its so outdated I really feel the need to upgrade, its better cost benefit to just get a new box. "Broken items should be fixed". Ya... but my desktop right now runs a Core 2, and there is no upgrade path there... unless I get a new CPU and a new MoBo. I could then get a new GFX card, and use my current HDDs. So... I've saved the case and the PSU and the RAM, maybe. Meh....

  66. Microsoft wants to kill custom computers by linebackn · · Score: 1

    So how are "gamers" or anyone that builds a computer from parts going do deal with this? Many people need the ability to upgrade and interchange parts as they see fit. Windows activation already throws a monkey wrench in to this. An now they want to do this with Office too?

    Microsoft is really trying to nosedive itself in to the ground. Very scary stuff.

    1. Re:Microsoft wants to kill custom computers by countach · · Score: 1

      It's a real deal killer for that sure. But even for many people who just like to upgrade often, its a real deal killer. If I upgrade my laptop every 6 months, why should I pay more than someone who upgrades every 6 years?

  67. You do not own it... by Skiron · · Score: 2

    ... you have 'licensed it' from MS. There is a big difference.

    1. Re:You do not own it... by NGRhodes · · Score: 1

      No. You are purchasing a box and disk from a retailer. The payment is with the retailer, not MS. You might not even ever open the box and find out if there is any license inside, so how could you of purchased a license ? (This also brings into question the legality of a license that you can't see at the point of sale and terms that the consumer can't negotiate).

    2. Re:You do not own it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a retail license. Bought not rented. I have the right of first sale, I really don't care what Microsoft has to say about it since when is a EULA Law.

  68. Re:Advice? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You mean massively degraded performance. On my Mac with encrypted disk, VMware is slow slow slow. It takes up huge amounts of disk space too (ie, 40GB image, you won't be making too many of those). And most of the VM engines I've seen are not free. You also need another Windows license, no?

  69. How many feet? by Smerta · · Score: 1

    How many feet does this company (Microsoft) have?

    They've already shot themselves in both feet, it's starting to look like a clown show.

    Just like the RIAA, MPAA, etc. this move smacks of fear and desperation. But what's most troubling is the utter contempt, the pure spite, that these organizations show for their paying customers.

    Between software alternatives (e.g., OpenOffice) and non-MS platforms (Android, iOS, OSX), Microsoft is really slitting its throat, from ear to ear.

    I won't miss them.

  70. The only part of Office I really Use is OneNote by fast+turtle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and until I find a usable replacement for the features it has, I'm stuck with Office 2007. Sure it works but I'd like something that's open source instead and using a Wiki setup just doesn't cut it for me as it means installing to much additional software.

    Now if I can find something that gives me 90 percent of the features (individual notebooks, insert media, text and such), I'd be able to move back to open source as my only online game now has a link to setting things up in Wine along with links to doing so in RH/Deb/Suse and others.

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    1. Re:The only part of Office I really Use is OneNote by ax_42 · · Score: 1

      Evernote. It comes close, whether it's close enough is up to you to decide.....

  71. Deceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, Office 2013 *is not* restricted to a single computer. However, unless you associate your 2013 key with a windows live account then you will have to go through the normal activation rigmarole you've had to do since Windows XP.

    1. Re:Deceptive by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      by tying an office installation to a microsoft account/email address, microsoft is essentially introducing the one-time serial code that has infested the gaming market... the next version will likely *require* this office-online account link... at least in 2013, it is currently optional.

  72. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading through the /. comments one comes to a simple conclusion: The users who don't mind, won't mind, and the users who do mind, won't buy. Bottom line is - no one cares...

    1. Re:So... by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

      Except for those who do mind, and must use. Oh wait, they'll pirate. Nevermind.

  73. hey nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you all seem to fight over this and that solution, the issue at hand is you having less freedom to do with what you buy... i swear everyone its so argumentative and does not see the real story... it comes lately that you own nothing, only pay a fee... idiocracy is alive and evolves;-)

  74. And this is why.... by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    ....I'll never buy a copy of Office 2013, Microsoft.

    Great move guys.

    Ferret

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  75. I love it! by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I love when they do this kind of stuff. If they keep screwing their customers hard enough even the most moronic of them will have to eventually get a clue.

    1. Re:I love it! by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Not much different from the GNU project which also puts restrictions on their software, just other restrictions. If customers won't accept them then they should not buy it.

    2. Re:I love it! by wodencafe · · Score: 1

      Not much different from the GNU project which also puts restrictions on their software, just other restrictions. If customers won't accept them then they should not buy it.

      Except the GNU restrictions are designed for the complete opposite effect: to prevent anyone from monetizing what should be free for anyone to use, in accordance with the developer who chose the license. I don't think what you say can be taken as a fair comparison, because nobody "buys" software from the GNU project, and they're not really "customers". And why would anyone buy Office 2013 with the great GNU based alternatives? They are also cross platform, I might add.

  76. Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're running an OEM version of windows that came installed on your machine, you can't transfer it to another box. Not legally, and in most cases, not at all, since most windows boxes don't come with install media. You can make recovery disks, which may or may not work on different hardware.

  77. Here it comes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a lisping, mincing voice:

    "USE Open Office! It's just as good!!

  78. Like OEM Windows? by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    FTA:

    It effectively turns Office 2013 into the equivalent on the Windows OEM license where you get one chance to use it on a single piece of hardware.

    Erm? I've transferred OEM Windows licenses from one machine to another with Microsoft's help a number of times. Their only beef was making absolutely sure that I had already removed it from the previous machine.

  79. What is a single machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, after I upgrade the processor, swap a blown motherboard, migrate to a new hard drive, and reinstall the OS to get rid of a nasty virus, what's "one machine"?

    Is it when I upgrade the heatsink or move everything to a larger case to hold my RAID array?

  80. Well... by SteveO_2010 · · Score: 1

    I suppose I can stick with Office 2010. If this is Microsoft's way of making money, it's going to be funny to watch no one buy their products. If they're doing this with Office, I can only imagine the ridiculousness they're cooking up with the new Xbox console (whenever some real information from Microsoft is given on that thing).

  81. Trusted Computing, going Full Retard by fyi101 · · Score: 1

    What happens when the Powers that Be go full retard with Trusted Computing? I mean, why do people think the concepts in Secure Boot stop at the UEFI? Certainly you could easily expand the bootloader verification mechanism to verify the signature for ALL software... you could also tie the License Key to the computer's "Trusted Computer Unique cryptoID chip" or whatever, and then installing the thing in a VM ain't gonna work for shit. Like another commenter wrote, there's (almost, I would say) always a technical solution, but at some point it's just not practical, even less for the average (or even above average) user.

    What happens when using a VM'd or cracked copy of a program involves basically reverse engineering a microchip with an electron microscope, and just to run the program in a SINGLE computer?

    I guess at some point this will backfire for the likes of MS, Apple, etc., but today installing other OS's than WinRT in Surface (ARM) is the only limit (not to mention what Apple and "friends" do with tablets and cellphones), tomorrow only signed apps can be installed, the day after every PC works the same way 'cause only geeks give a shit and everybody else just wants convenience, and if the competent authorities stare into nothing with their thumb up their asses... I'm NOT entirely convinced they CAN'T get away with it...

    1. Re:Trusted Computing, going Full Retard by Burz · · Score: 1

      This is why MS wants a DRM standard for web pages, so that Office Live will be just as controlling of the user (and her wallet) as the installed 2013 version.

      And to think I just paid for my second (personal) Windows licence in 20 years. Between their DRM HTML initiative and this new Office licensing I'm tempted to tell Lenovo I want a Windows refund.

      I think these recent moves are a consequence of some prominent OpenOffice projects, esp. the city of Munich, giving up and switching back to MS Office. The OO/LO brands have taken a huge hit and now MS is behaving like there is no longer any alternative in the market.

  82. Microsoft is misunderstood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMO, MS is not a software company. It is an abuse company that uses selling software as a way of delivering abuse.

    1. Re:Microsoft is misunderstood. by The+Rizz · · Score: 4, Funny

      IMO, MS is not a software company. It is an abuse company that uses selling software as a way of delivering abuse.

      MS is an abuse company? But I was looking for an argument.

    2. Re:Microsoft is misunderstood. by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

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  83. Nose thumbing... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Looks up from editing his open office document, and thumbs nose in general direction of MS Office 2013...

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  84. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    You must be blind. Ribbon or not, Office is not that hard to navigate. If anything, it makes common functionality easier to find due to the fact that it is now all nicely organized without layers upon layers of menus. Microsoft has made a lot of absolutely shitty things, but the ribbon is not one of them.

  85. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Due to the ribbon, I cannot find anything anymore.

    Well, then learn to find the things from the new places.

    Office Ribbon and Ubuntu's Unity surely are two things that people here like to robotically whine about, while they are both perfectly fine.

  86. Subscription model by jonfr · · Score: 1

    This is called subscription business model. This is nothing else. Next you have to renew your licence every x/month for your office to work. Same goes for Windows. They are close to do this in Windows 8. I am sure it is going to be fully implemented in Windows 9 or 10. This is not a question of "if". This is a question of "when" Microsoft sees this plan trough.

    I am sure that current recession has delayed this plans for some months now. But they are going to be activated soon.

    Why do people think Microsoft has included DRM infested boot in UEFI. Specially designed to lock the computer up-on online command (preventing active booting). I am sure all the sub-systems are in place for Windows 8. Just inactive as for now.

    The fix for this is not to use Windows, Microsoft Office or any product that demands this licence compliance. It is also worth noting that just the saving in terms of money by not using Windows is high. It is also more secure not to use Windows or Microsoft software in companies.

    I am not totally free from using Windows my self. I need it to play few computer games. But I do not plan to go above Windows 7 or at the best. I am never going to stop using Windows XP (even after Microsoft kills the support for it). The only issue I have with is new hardware and Windows XP drivers (+3GB ram limit in Windows XP). So I guess that I am going to use Windows 7 for gaming usage for a long time once I have a gaming computer.

  87. Microsoft abuses customers in name of profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft abuses customers in name of profit!
    Can anyone remember them doing this before?!?!? ...news at 11.

  88. Re:Advice? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    I'm sticking to the 2003 version that I run at home until they pry it from my cold dead hands...

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  89. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You prefer boxes with symbols instead of an alphabetical list?

    Lets see, number of menu options in Word 2003 top menu:
    File, Edit, View, Insert, Format, Table, Window, Help

    Number of tabs to open new ribbons in Office 2013:
    File, Home, Insert, Page Layout, References, Mailings, Review, View. Of course there is still the Help button cleverly hidden in the upper right corner.
    How is this helping again? Oh, right! The tools we commonly use are on the 'Home' ribbon... where more than half of the UI is taken up by 'Styles'

    The ribbon is not only one of the shitty things Microsoft has made, it's easily in the top 5 along with the Windows Registry, and Clippy.

  90. Re:Advice? by Burz · · Score: 1

    Then they'll remove the option to run any native (non-script) code that does not have an approved digital signature. That will eliminate option A.

    Option B, in their eyes, has been proven to be non-viable especially since some of the largest Office-to-OO conversion projects have recently failed. They are convinced OO/LO are only good enough for marginal users (determined techies, grannies, etc.).

  91. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'll take "boxes with symbols" as you put it over several sets of alphabetical lists within lists when it it makes it easier to find things.
    There is not one single, easily-navigable list as you're claiming. There are several, and they contain even more levels of crap.

    The ribbon cleaned things up some just by getting rid of that god damn useless "help" menu alone. Very few of the items in those menus I ever bother with, and those that I do are more pleasant to find and actually use. It's kind of like pinned menus; if you're going to be using something a few times, it's a pain in the ass to keep having to click to bring down the menu and find the option you were looking for again. With the ribbon, things stay put and don't disappear unless you tell them to.

    I don't know about you, but my natural field of vision is more wide than it is tall, so I'll pick the ribbon over sticky menus that very few programs and window managers seem to support.

  92. First Sale Doctrine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you buy your software package outright, it is a PRODUCT not a SERVICE and the first sale doctrine applies. This means no so-called TOS or shrink-wrap license agreement can take away your right to move the package to another computer, or sell it to someone else. The only restriction is that only ONE copy of the software must be in existence, for the purposes of use.

    There are morons, trolls and shills who try to suggest that Microsoft and co are above the law, and can do the equivalent of posting a notice above the front door of a house that states "the wallets of anyone passing through this door belong to the householder". It is true that current day USA is so ultra-corrupt, that congress is regularly suggesting that such notices are legal. Not so in the EU (Europe) where every software publisher that tried has lost in court, when they attempt to deny first sale doctrine rights.

    Software as a service IS legal, but requires conditions. Namely, you must pay regular amounts to use the service, and when you stop paying, the service is no longer (legally) available. Nothing prevents Microsoft from ONLY using this method to provide the Office Suite, but if MS went the 'service only' route, it would be destroyed in the marketplace.

    So, you can sell your Steam games, you can sell your copy of Office or Windows, and you can certainly move the same to another computer. Articles like this are attempts to persuade people that they have lesser rights, in the hope that a new reality will emerge, that will then be ratified in the courts, under pressure from politicians in the pocket of Microsoft et al.

  93. Why not just use LibreOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...LibreOffice has a much better user interface, and no useless ribbon with meaningless little icons.
    Why didn't microsoft ask the question - 'can we make icons for the ribbon that give a clear indication of what the options actually do?'
    Clearly they didn't, and ended up with probably one of the worst human interface mistakes in history.

  94. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Power users don't use menus or ribbons. We use hotkeys. The ribbon made it easier for the low-IQ valley girl who wants to create lolcat docs and needs to make a presentation on why abstinence is the answer for her remedial sex-ed class.

  95. There's a new version of WIndows Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your accurate and informative (but biased) comment is unfortunately now 6 months out of date. Windows Server 2012 has a much easier VM licensing model, with reduced number of options to consider.

  96. Your out of touch with reality by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Its just not worth his time, or my time, or the purchasing department's time to get the company to pay for software I use at home.

    The rest of us who live in the real world. The cost of Office is $600 [$340 for the crippled version] in my country which is a significant part of my disposable income. As I said I find Libreoffice good enough [I personally find it better than Microsoft Office], and unlike you I use the product, but if it wasn't I would not be footing the bill. I would be kicking down the doors of the purchasing department.

  97. Re:Advice? by craigminah · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say "massively degraded" but it's significant for games, not so significant for office apps. To avoid requiring a copy of Windows you could get CrossOver and just install Windows. I believe CrossOver provides the .dlls and whatever else an app requires.

  98. Use a Virtual Machine to host both Wndows & Of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I currently run XP, but plan my next computer to be Linux based, with a Virtual Box installation of Windows 7.
    That is legal if you upgrade to the proper level of Windows 7.
    Installing Word 2013 into such a setup should work just fine.
    The virtual machine can then be moved to any future processor that will run Virtual Box.

  99. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, it's really great.

    If you want to insert a comment, you scan your eyes across the tabs until you find Insert, you click it, scan across all the buttons looking for "comment", scan again, hover the pointer to read each tool tip, maximise the window to full 1920x1200 just in case some of those buttons are hidden, hit F1 (elite power user secret keyboard button), type "insert comment", read the search results...

    OMFG, it's been hiding under the Review tab all this time.

  100. Solution : Run all your Windows apps in a VM by crispi · · Score: 1

    Run all your Windows App in a VM, and when you upgrade the physical hardware, migrate the VM (keep the same VM UUID, etc).

  101. Useless to the victim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the victim of theft, why would I care whether or not the thief can successfully benefit from the theft? That doesn't solve my problem. My problem is that my car stereo is gone.

    1. Re:Useless to the victim by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      The idea is to make them less valuable and thus less of a target. Not sure if this has worked.

  102. Libreoffice Better??? by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    I'm down to a single installation of MS Office (2003) for these edge cases. I've yet to see something that's obliged me to fire it up due to a lack of compatibility

    To be fair. I have old copies of Microsoft Office around. I use libreoffice, because. I can just download it, and I'm set to go, without worrying about discs or licenses. To be fair I think more is happening with libreoffice that interests me than Microsoft constant rehashing of the same product...thinks like android remote control for presentation, and persona from Firefox.

    ...and I have stopped caring for a long time...around the time they got rid of that long startup the OpenOffice used to have [maybe my machine got faster], or it could be people expect word docs a lot less than they used to.

  103. And I'm sure.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a simple phone call will let you transfer the license over...just like when you replace hardware in a Windows machine and it tells you it needs to re-register itself...nothing to see here folks.

  104. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by dywolf · · Score: 1

    Adjust? F that.

    I still use 2003 at home. There is nothing significant in any of the updates that I need, and the compatibility pack means I can open the latest document versions in 2003.

    At work, we're stuck with whatever gets pushed by the server, which means 2012. But that's why God invented UBitMenu and similar addons.

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  105. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean they are perfectly fine to you, so everyone should like them.

  106. Install in a Virtual Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you can move it to another machine.

  107. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    Good thing I never upgraded from 2003. Why should I degrade to the ribbon just because of the year?

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  108. I don't care by neminem · · Score: 1

    2013 is going to be awful anyway. So were 2010 and 2007. I still have 2003 (which... I think I yoinked a copy of from my stepdad's work at the time, with his permission but not necessarily his work's). I see no reason to ever bother with any newer version. What have they actually added that I would want? What have they added at all, other than more bloat, and a crappy ribbon?

    They can do what they like with that franchise; unlike with their OSes (where you're pretty much tied to the newest version when you buy a new computer), I'm under no compulsion to ever "upgrade".

  109. For all the LibreOffice fans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Yes, I am one too, but ever try to convert into Calc an Excel macro which relies on Microsoft or Windows References? Or a third party dll call? Or any formula where the syntax is different (let alone the maddening ";" delimiters instead of commas)?
    Have you ever tried to work a mailmerge with conditionalized custom fields in Writer?

    Sure, LibreOffice works for 90% (maybe 99.9%) of what people use an office suite for. No, really I am a fan and would love for it to reach the point where I never have to use MS Office again. I do use it at home and sometimes at work.

    But I live in that 1% where I can't do my work without Microsoft Office and the pain of conversion far outweighs the current pricing models. Even though I hate them, think it is damn near criminal that we move from physical software on CD install-as-you-like to SAAS and morally indefensible, and wish somebody would topple MS down. Instead, we'll just take the pricing changes up the backside.

  110. Re:Advice? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Then they'll remove the option to run any native (non-script) code that does not have an approved digital signature. That will eliminate option A."

    Sure. That will eliminate it... for about a week. Until someone cracks that, too (if it hasn't already been).

    "Option B, in their eyes, has been proven to be non-viable especially since some of the largest Office-to-OO conversion projects have recently failed."

    Yeah, but that's a large part of the point here. "Their eyes" are not necessarily seeing very clearly. If they don't understand how much market share they have lost to FREE software, then they're stumbling in the dark.

    Which boils down to: who cares much about "their eyes"? The simple fact is that there have been a large number of such conversions "behind the scenes" which don't make the press and aren't "announced" to Microsoft.

    (I should add that the just-released new version of Libre Office addresses most of those former compatibility issues with Office products.)

    In the long run, what this amounts to is Microsoft being out of touch with the real market, and their customers. They aren't the giant in the room anymore.

  111. Who needs Office 2013? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would rather haz cheeseburger. I asked ceiling cat about it, and he said Office 2013 is like dog pooh anyway. Just the latest and greatest dog pooh that is.

  112. Re:Advice? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Well I notice jerky mouse movement and delays even when vmware is doing nothing and is only in the background.

  113. Re:Advice? by craigminah · · Score: 1

    I don't and I run Windows 8 in Parallels 7 on a 2006 MacPro which is pretty slow by today's standards. Did I mention I got a POS nVidia 7300GT? Not herky jerky at all and I play FS2004 (flight simulator), Office 2010, and SolSuite 2013.

  114. Stop Buying Microsoft Office and Get LibreOffice by davidorourke · · Score: 1

    What I do not understand is why all you people are still purchasing this stupid Office suite when LibreOffice is the same thing and does the same things and saves in Microsoft format and IT IS FREE. Stop buying that Microsoft Office suit. Start using Libre Office. It is FREE Get it here: http://www.libreoffice.org/#0

  115. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    Man, putting things in folders inside of filing cabinets is such a pain in the ass. Why can't we just spread them all over the room in piles?

    The home ribbon displays more than 40 buttons, and if the average person uses *maybe* a dozen of those. Why do you want buttons on the screen all the time that you never use?

  116. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    It is far easier to look through the tabs on the ribbon to find something than it is to go through the old menus. At first I didn't like the ribbon, but now that I am used to it, I have found going back to office 2003 to be unusable. I don't know why you think having a couple more tabs is something to complain about, I think most people can figure out whether "mailings" would have the feature they are looking for. While some features have detailed popup menus as before, it is rare that I need to use those. It is much easier to go from one tab to another to find something, than to try and look through the dropdowns and find all the menus you can access from there.

    Sure, some rarely-used features may be hard to find if they are not located on the ribbon, but I've done enough hunting through the old menus to know it's no worse in that respect.

    I agree that the ribbon falls well short of its potential in Word due to 'Styles' taking up all that space, but even with that handicap I find it more useful.

  117. Re:Advice? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    I do think some of my problem is the whole disk encryption.

  118. Re:Who cares? Anyone like Office anymore? by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    For the same reason that I don't want a completely empty desk, completely devoid of any tools to get anything done at all. I'll take a notebook or two, some loose-leaf paper, some paper clips, a stapler, some glue and white-out; a few holders containing several pens, highlighters, markers, etc in the back and corners... over a completely clean desk that has nothing I need, when I need it. Last I checked, the traditional toolbars pre-ribbon also contained such common functionality as formatting buttons, so it's not unique to the ribbon. Therefore, your analogy doesn't really make much sense.

    I have a place for all my documents. It's called the file system. I'm talking about functionality within the program to perform operations on the loaded document. Again, poor analogy. The office suite does not necessarily organize your files... your operating system does.

  119. bullshit by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    Current office installs work the same way. You get x machines and there is no way to remove a machine. You use your x licenses and you're done. However a quick call to Microsoft and just like windows they'll fix it for you.

  120. Re:OpenOffice is also tied to a computer for ever by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    Moderated troll! Can you guys not detect humour ?

  121. Re:Advice? by craigminah · · Score: 1

    That might do it. I avoid FDE and only encrypt a few folders using Espionage for OSX.

  122. shift in corporate culture by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    True, breaking Microsoft's stranglehold will require a shift in corporate culture.

    Yes. And that shift might be Tablets in the enterprise. I'm in IT for a large company, and we're scrambling to provide support for Apple and Android tablets because that's what the execs want and who are we to argue with the guys who sign our checks?

    The thing is, not even the most pointy of pointy haired bosses around here thinks that Windows 8 tablets are a good idea, so we have to provide Office compatibility without actual Office. There are several solutions, but the POINT is, none of them are from Microsoft.

    That, I think, is the motive force to finally break the stranglehold. Put simply: Because corporate users will want Office on appliances that Microsoft does not support. (Or more accurately, in a field of appliances in which Microsoft has no significant penetration.)

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