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Windows Blue 9364 Screenshots Show Feature Enhancements

An anonymous reader writes "As expected, a new pre-public version of Windows Blue (build 9364) has leaked online and it reveals a handful of features that are coming in the next big Microsoft Windows 8 update." Several sites have screenshots from the build; Hot Hardware says "Assuming this is all completely legitimate, the most obvious change pertains to the Metro UI, including greater flexibility in sizing Live Tiles and customizing the Start screen, particularly as the Personalize setting (among others, including Devices and Share) is now under the Settings charm. The Name Group feature for the Start menu looks a little more polished, too."

502 comments

  1. And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shit.

    1. Re:And it still looks like by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, I have to agree.

      If they would have even hinted at bringing back the normal desktop, it would have been big news. Well, at least they didn't mandate ribbon menus on all applications written for Windows. But then, until they ditch Metro, I'm afraid that enterprise adoption will remain a little slow...

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    2. Re:And it still looks like by spd_rcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I keep getting suckered into this articles just to see if the failing PC market has finally forced them to pull their heads out of their *sses and reinstate the desktop by default and the start button...

      Maybe I'd better luck wishing for some higher res displays as standard on notebooks... How is it that cell phones need 1080p displays, but for doing real work, 1366x768 is supposed to be great ?!

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    3. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Multicolored shit

    4. Re:And it still looks like by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      No kidding. But their heads are too far up their asses at this point to understand that this direction they're going is not popular.

      Honestly, if we're not going to ever get Aero back (which is fine), they could at last have the decency to give us the classic look back instead of this monotone nonsense that just blends into everything.

      I loathe the day none of this ever gets better and I end up one of those holdouts like people who were still clutching to XP when Windows 7 was released.

    5. Re:And it still looks like by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Windows 2000 desktop please..

      Some of us just want to use a pc, not get entertained by dancing buttons and other crap.

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    6. Re:And it still looks like by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're going to keep heading that direction, and the old desktop is going to go away. The problem with the old desktop is that they don't get 30% of the cost of every piece of software installed on it. They they people will knuckle under and pay it, because their only choices other than Windows is Apple, who will most likely have the same app store lock-in in OSX by then as well, and Linux. They figure the extra money is worth the loss of customers. Personally, I'm hoping there is a rush to Linux and they die a horrible death, but I'm probably overly optimistic.

    7. Re:And it still looks like by RazorSharp · · Score: 2

      I loathe the day none of this ever gets better and I end up one of those holdouts like people who were still clutching to XP when Windows 7 was released.

      Why don't you just run Wine on Linux? That way you can stay up to date and run those pesky few Windows apps you need. If you can get away with relying on an outdated version of Windows for the work you do then you can probably do it on Linux.

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    8. Re:And it still looks like by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why don't you just run Wine on Linux?

      Because Wine is broken? I mean, other than that, well sure.

      Me, I run XP in a VM. Works fine. I don't let it on the Internet because, well, it's Windows, and Microsoft has trained me not to trust them... but other than that, does everything I want it to. Office, my legit copy of developer studio, image processing apps, testing the Windows version of the software I develop... Do the same thing with linux, for that matter, except it's well designed enough not to hose itself just because there is a network connection.

      Virtual machines: For those of us who are tired of solutions that don't work very well.

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    9. Re:And it still looks like by Pi+Is+A+Rational · · Score: 1

      I'm still running XP.

    10. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, why don't you stop being a cheap ass and get a rMBP instead of buying shitty asian netbooks off newegg...

    11. Re:And it still looks like by Pi+Is+A+Rational · · Score: 1

      The biggest thing that stops me from that is running Winamp with DSP plugins in WINE. However, one laptop upstairs runs Debian full time. Mostly for streaming stuff into VLC Player or other similar movie players.

    12. Re:And it still looks like by westlake · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I keep getting suckered into this articles just to see if the failing PC market has finally forced them to pull their heads out of their *sses and reinstate the desktop by default and the start button...

      It may be my aging eyes.

      But I have left the Start menu behind with no regrets and I very much like the look and feel of the best Metro/Modern Apps.

      No touch screen. No touch mouse. No problems.

    13. Re: And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    14. Re:And it still looks like by jhoegl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can get around the start menu, I can get around the interface changes, I can even deal with the "control panel" not remembering my settings (I always have to select small icons), but until they fix Windows 8 to enable the reason for Windows existance, easy interface for multi-tasking... then they can literally fuck off.

    15. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they do ditch Metro and eliminate the Everything Must Have A Ribbon requirement in the next version of Windows, do you know what it will be called?

      Windows 7.

      Maybe they can call it Windows 7 Second Edition, or Windows 7 Please Forgive Us For The Metro Fiasco, or Windows Seven 2, Windows Boogaloo.

      Maybe instead of making new versions of Windows, they should concentrate on making the vulnerabilities that Microsoft seems to have to patch every week or two in their designed-to-be-insecure software less frequent, with a goal of say... one major patch per year, instead of every day or two. In any case, I'm so glad I finally switched back to G/L.

    16. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll get what you're given. Do you think this is a democracy?

      It's not your OS. If you don't like it, make your own.

    17. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Control Panel/Performance Information and Tools/Adjust Visual Effects/Adjust for best performance.

      There's your Win2K desktop back.

    18. Re:And it still looks like by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 0

      Microsoft thanks you for your astroturfing.

      If you train people to click on "Start" to get to something, then it BETTER DO SOMETHING in your new interface. Maybe bring up a tutorial explaining that Metro works different and explain how you get stuff done.

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    19. Re:And it still looks like by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Interesting

      their only choices other than Windows is Apple

      Which decade are you living in? The #1 OS in the world right now is Android... so linux. This is a trend that will continue. Unless Microsoft makes windows absolutely free, they are dead to the world. I think Windows 9 or whatever they will call it will be their last hurrah. My company, who still uses Winxp and never trys anything new is test bedding several linux distros with some users for the first time ever. I was shocked, but the trial is going fantastically... I never thought it would happen in my lifetime but Linux may just beat Microsoft yet.

    20. Re:And it still looks like by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The issue is not the resolution.

      It is the DPI or pixels per square inch. Your phone is clear and crisp because it has a higher DPI 150 - 250 than a standard desktop resolution of 100 for all the resolutions.

      This is due to Windows XP compatibility. Since many users are crying and still grabing to their copies in 2013 the developer see little reason to leave them out and it creates a chicken and egg scenario.

      Windows 8 solves this but, man it is Metro?! Windows XP and Windows 7 will be here for a very very very long time. Judging by the comments here I see people will be sticking with Windows 7 10 years from now being batshit crazy if anyone dares to upgrade even more extreme than the XP loyalists who still swear by that ancient crappy OS today. Old monitors are included as well since monitor makers do not want to put a 200 DPI resolution monitor as LCD screens render everything only at the max resolution and downgrade visual quality for a lower resolution.

      For this reason I stuck with a big CRT until 2008! I wanted control with my games and not maxing everyone out for a shittier degraded quality. Anyway this is the 2nd reason why your computer has a crappy display. No one wants a degraded experience and whoever made the spec for LCD to only use the max and use software degradation tricks to still display should be taken out in a field and shot!

    21. Re:And it still looks like by aXis100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And somehow desktop shortcuts, quicklaunch bars, favourite apps, and pinned apps didnt help you???

    22. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      they can literally fuck off

      By that, do you mean that at the moment, they are capable of fucking off, but they'll lose this capability when they fix the interface?
      Hey, and now that we're on the subject anyway; what exactly is fucking off? I have trouble imagining how to have sexual intercourse with such an abstract concept named "off".

      *sigh*, the use of the word "literally", is literally not always correct! It drives me figuratively crazy!
      Maybe because liter is a metric unit?

    23. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit.

      It feels like some kind of alternate universe. There are smart people at MS I don't understand why they are letting complete idiots open all the seacocks and sink their ship.

    24. Re:And it still looks like by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The people who thought up the Win9x/2000 interface actually had some pretty good ideas. For example, on Windows 9x/2000 and XP in classic mode, I can create a folder in the start menu called "3 Launch". Then copy all the shortcuts I want to it and rename them accordingly- either number or letter prefix. Then launching stuff is just a matter of pressing: winkey,3,number/letter. I also had a folder named "1 Explore" so winkey,1,1 = Explore Desktop; winkey,1,2 = Explore Home Folder. winkey,1,e = Explore E drive; and so on.

      With the Windows 7 start menu you can't do that stuff anymore even in the "classic mode".

      Luckily you can still copy shortcuts/programs to the shell:sendto folder to open any arbitrary file/folder using those shortcuts/program. But for some reason opening up the "sendto" is often quite slow.

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    25. Re:And it still looks like by DragonTHC · · Score: 4, Informative

      classic shell brings it back.

      or if you're a paying customer, start8 by stardock.

      I use Windows 8. I rarely ever see metro.

      I find it useless and frustrating. Not because I think it's poorly designed. But because it's forced on the wrong device. My PC is not a tablet.

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    26. Re:And it still looks like by zugmeister · · Score: 2

      You're right. If we never nested folders more than one deep, we'd never need to look for things in subfolders! They would just be right there in the one enormously long list. Then if we don't want to go through scroll hell, we can just do a search to find what we're looking for. So much more efficient!

    27. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ya know what pisses ME off about Metro/Win 8 way of doing things? Not only does it give you NO fucking choice in the matter but things that took one click now take 3 or more, and things that take a couple takes a shitload of submenu bullshit! Take safe mode, push F8 and there ya go, right? WRONG, now its shift PLUS F8 PLUS 3 fucking pages of extra options to get through when all you want is safe mode!

      I get the "fun" of finding drivers for a Toshiba that was "made for Win 8" therefor doesn't fricking have drivers for anything else. i tried warning the guy but he was all "How bad can it really be?"...snicker...he called me 3 weeks later saying "Take this God damned thing OFF my PC! I hate this stupid thing!" and frankly he IS the target audience, has little exp with computers and needs lots of hand holding but win Metro is laid out so damned stupid and has so much extra shit running (like the live tiles mess, which seriously sucks ass on wifi with limited bandwidth) its slowing his little Bobcat laptop to a fricking crawl. When he asked "Does Win 7 REALLY make that big of a difference?" all I had to do was hand him my Bobcat netbook and say "our chips are virtually identical, try it and see" and it didn't take him 10 minutes before he said "That's it, I've had it, make that damned Win 8 go away".

      This is NOT hyperbole, this is NOT from someone who has trouble picking up new OSes, hell I can run a half a dozen including the more esoteric Linux DEs along with Android and iOS but this...its just fucking stupid, it makes assumptions and acts like its on a damned cellphone, expects touch (which will NOT be coming to a good 95%+ of desktops and laptops because holding your arm out like that isn't pleasant and the cost is too high for large touchscreens) and frankly tries its damned best to get in your way and treat you like a moron. this is the first MSFT OS since WinME I will NOT have in my shop and if they refuse to listen to their customers and give us the option of killing this shit dead I predict MSFT will be the next RIM, a company that USED to be a big deal but only has legacy customers that are looking for the exit.

      And if on the off chance any MSFT bigwigs read this? Hi, I'm your customer, I sell and support your product and you are ROYALLY FUCKING UP if you think you can use the damned desktop to EEE your way into the cellphone market, you can't, it won't work, it would be like putting a bubble on a moped and calling it a car hoping to break into the 2 wheeler market off the backs of your car buyers. If you want to compete with Apple in mobile? Then SPIN OFF MOBILE and let them sink or swim on their own, you have hundreds of millions of customers that are either hanging onto what will soon be a two release behind OS of yours or looking at your competitors and that is NOT the way to do business. The desktop is NOT touch, will not BE touch, and nobody wants their PC to be a giant smartphone. Hell watch the video, even usability experts, you know, the people actually PAID the big bux to design UIs? Yeah even they say your design is stupid. The PC is designed for content CREATION and you are trying to push a content CONSUMPTION only design and ya know what? Not gonna work, hell Win 8 has worse numbers than fricking Vista.

      So please MSFT, just stop it, its not gonna work, you can't "pull an IE" and jam your OS into a space where nobody wants it, not like this. All you are doing now is making yourselves look like a bunch of idiots run by marketing drones...which sadly really isn't far off if you look at the output. You are NOT Apple, Redmond is NOT Cupertino, just stop it already because you are just embarrassing yourself.

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    28. Re:And it still looks like by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can't do it anymore because they implemented search so you can just start typing for what you want and eliminate all those numbered steps. So old fashioned.

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    29. Re:And it still looks like by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can get around the start menu, I can get around the interface changes, I can even deal with the "control panel" not remembering my settings (I always have to select small icons), but until they fix Windows 8 to enable the reason for Windows existance, easy interface for multi-tasking... then they can literally fuck off.

      Dude, why would you possibly expect 'Microsoft Windows' to handle window management? And why would you want window management, and multiple monitors and stuff, when you could be squinting around your thumbs on a 10 inch tablet? Get with the Future!

      The fact that having multiple monitors is cheaper and easier than it has ever been isn't a good thing, it's a temptation designed to corrupt and destroy the weak minded. Resist, brother, and embrace the all-full-screen-all-the-time-for-fuck-knows-what-reason future!

    30. Re:And it still looks like by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Well, why don't you stop being a cheap ass and get a rMBP instead of buying shitty asian netbooks off newegg...

      I love the rMBP except for the decision to drop the ethernet port. I'd rather it weigh a bit more, have a bit more battery life, and have an ethernet port.

      What gives? This is their "pro" unit after all. They finally give it hdmi without needing a dongle and then cripple the unit by requiring a dongle for Ethernet. The optical drive should still be present too. I still receive large files on DVD. (files from graphic artists, video production work, stock photography, etc.) I don't want to carry around an external drive.

      Gigabit ethernet and an optical drive are 'pro' features. Wireless-n and a bag full of dongles and accessories is not an acceptable substitute.

      I know some people don't need those features on their work laptop, and that's fine. They have the 'macbook air' for you.

      I have a 2 year old MBP now, and would like a retina for the display, but am simply appalled that they've set it up as a choice between a high res display and and ethernet port + optical drive.

    31. Re:And it still looks like by sixsixtysix · · Score: 2

      start8 rules.

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    32. Re:And it still looks like by Entropius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We don't, and we did.

    33. Re:And it still looks like by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      I have a Win8 tablet and a desktop running it (as well as FreeBSD, OpenSuse Linux, Backtrack Linux, and a handful of others in VMs). On both of them, I spend nearly all my time in the desktop. What about the Win8 desktop feels non-"normal" to you? The fact that the Start button is hidden until you mouse over it? Boo hoo, I'm sorry but that is a ridiculous complaint. Aside from that difference, and the removal of transparent window borders (which is lame but hardly a huge blow to the OS), the desktop works just like it did on Win7, with the addition of the nifty Win+X menu (also reachable by right-clicking the Start button) and the pretty much irrelevant not corners. Well, and the vastly improved multi-desktop support, but I doubt that's what you were griping about.

      Now, the Start screen itself... that could use some improvement. I don't give a damn about it being a screen instead of a menu; I haven't used a Start menu since XP and the fact that in XP you have virtually no choice on the matter is one of the things I detest about that OS. Start search is better than the menu in almost every possible way; it's faster, it lets you search by program title or executable name, you don't have to know the path to something, you don't ever have to scroll, you can find by partial match on a name, and it doesn't require any additional clicks to use.

      Or, at least, it didn't. Win8's Start search still works, but "Apps" and "Settings" and "Files" are now segregated, showing only one at a time and requiring a couple clicks (or a mouse action, which is stupid for a text-driven tool like search) to switch between them. That is my biggest complaint about Win8. My second-biggest is the fact that you can no longer have Windows Media Center and the Subsystem for Unix Applications in the same OS edition... yeah, I use esoteric features.

      Metro I find to be mostly useless, so I don't use it (except for the few hundred miliseconds it takes to type Win + [some letters of program name] + Enter).

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    34. Re:And it still looks like by jelizondo · · Score: 1

      Dream, dream, dream, dream

      Dream, dream, dream, dream

      Hope you like oldies... The Everly Brothers: All I have to do is Dream

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    35. Re:And it still looks like by cbhacking · · Score: 2

      That's an awful lot of hackery and wasted effort for something the OS does for you...

      Either set shortcut hotkeys (right-click the shortcut, select Properties, select Shortcut Key, press the keybinding chord you want to use - for example, Ctrl+Shift+F for Firefox) or just pin the apps you want and press Win+[#] (as in, Win+4 to launch the fourth pinned app, note that this must be done as a chord not a sequence like you do now), or just use Start search (which still works on Win8, mostly) and hit Win+[first few letters of prog name]+Enter.

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    36. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is an rMBP?

    37. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I like it. I've been using it everyday for months. Metro is unfinished and needs polishing which it seems to be getting but I still use it more than I used the new start menu for many releases. I get not liking the new releases since NT I always installed 'classic start menu' and turned aero off and there are similar solutions to metro if you don't like it. Something that doesn't get said enough is how much improved the desktop is. The talk is always on metro but if you don't like it fine tweak it and get rid of it. If you haven't tried it really try it for a couple days I've used SGI, Amiga, Mac 0S9, OSX and windows 3.1, NT through 8 and am really starting to get to like it. I thought highly of 7 but 8 as an OS is a good foundation and one that could grow and hopefully will be given an opportunity.

    38. Re:And it still looks like by Kjella · · Score: 5, Informative

      No one wants a degraded experience and whoever made the spec for LCD to only use the max and use software degradation tricks to still display should be taken out in a field and shot!

      The old CRTs don't have a physical screen grid, it's just an electron beam in the back that can sweep over the screen and draw how many lines you want it to. On an LCD screen every pixel is a physical unit, they can't move or change size. "Whoever made the spec for LCD" only chose what was possible instead of the impossible. Personally I tend to blame the software if it must run in some specific resolution and games should be configurable so you can play them at high resolutions with low quality. There's no good excuse for why a game should do worse at rendering directly in high resolution instead of rendering in low resolution and then upscaling.

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    39. Re:And it still looks like by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      I have also installed start8 and I don't see any Windows 8 unless I want (i.e. ctrl+ Click on start menu).

      I have also installed another software from Start8 producer that allows you to run metro apps in a normal Window!!! How is that?

    40. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      " Not only does it give you NO fucking choice in the matter but things that took one click now take 3 or more," only for idiots. It's the same for all windows, i can either spend 20 clicks doing it the long way or setup some shortcuts and do it in 1.

    41. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god my shit doesn't look so edgy and colorful!

    42. Re:And it still looks like by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Maybe bring up a tutorial explaining that Metro works different and explain how you get stuff done.

      Spoken like someone who has never installed or used Windows 8.

      I seem to recall just such information being given when a Win 8 device (pc, tablet, etc) is doing its final configuration after you specify a system name, color, user account and the like.

      If you are going to troll... at least be informed.

    43. Re:And it still looks like by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, why would you possibly expect 'Microsoft Windows' to handle window management?

      Microsoft Windows Tiles -- you don't know whether to pee or leave.

    44. Re:And it still looks like by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's a shill post. Perhaps it's an honest personal opinion.

      Anecdotal experience, no facts even supporting the opinion.

      Let's assume for a moment that it's not a shill...
      Being a personal opinion it would be, by definition, anecdotal.
      Being a personal opinion it would be based on feelings, not facts.

      Either way, it won't make any difference to someone who has simply decided to feel anti, come hell or high water.

      What I'm saying is, being a vehement anti-shill doesn't make you more objective. It makes you just as closed minded as a paid shill. (Actually, possibly more so, because a shill may not privately agree to to the claims.)

      (Personally I don't don't have an opinion about Win8 as I don't use it. But that not the point of my post.)

    45. Re:And it still looks like by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's called push Windows key, type Sou...; press enter.

      You didn't have any trouble getting your mouse pointer over that 1x1 pixel "start corner", on the right-hand monitor ?

    46. Re:And it still looks like by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Did we?

      My Linux machine (KDE) seems very different than my Windows box.

    47. Re:And it still looks like by node+3 · · Score: 0

      Literally actually means both.

      I really wish grammar trolls would check a dictionary before literally flying off the handle!

    48. Re:And it still looks like by drawfour · · Score: 3, Informative

      What do grammar trolls have to do with anything? Grammar is about the syntax and structure, not about the definition of the word.

    49. Re:And it still looks like by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      I can get around the start menu, I can get around the interface changes, I can even deal with the "control panel" not remembering my settings (I always have to select small icons), but until they fix Windows 8 to enable the reason for Windows existance, easy interface for multi-tasking... then they can literally fuck off.

      Since this is +5 I would like to know what exactly did they break in multi-tasking? Just got my laptop and I have the downgrade dvd ^.^ The taskbar is the same (well + a few more settings for multi-monitor setup) and alt-tab is the same, windows+arrow-keys are the same. And if you open a modern ui program you can windows-tab it on and off again. (Well I guess you could switch between several of them with it, but since there's nothing useful (for me) except Netflix in it, that's how I'm using it)

      The control panel icons are surprisingly big annoyance and modifying the 'modern ui start menu' is absolutely moronic as right clicking does not open a dropdown menu which would be much faster. The win+q is ok. Win+e less so, as at least some of them open modern ui-configuration and not the control panel version.

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    50. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can't do it anymore because they implemented search so you can just start typing for what you want
       
      I'm sure that is fantastic when you remember the name of what you are looking for...

    51. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you give an example of where Linux has copied Windows?

    52. Re:And it still looks like by mwvdlee · · Score: 0

      As more and more people write text in public, so will their mistakes be persistant enough to become part of the language.
      This means "literally"'s meaning has been stretched beyond goatsean proportions and has lost part of it's expressiveness in the process.
      As they say; YOLO.

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    53. Re:And it still looks like by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      You didn't have any trouble getting your mouse pointer over that 1x1 pixel "start corner", on the right-hand monitor ?

      Pulling the mouse quickly towards the middle monitor along the bottom apparently stops in the corner if it goes through this magical pixel. Noticed this earlier while pondering on how this is supposed to be usable. I guess it works, but since I have a keyboard....

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    54. Re:And it still looks like by kthreadd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like a big opportunity for Linux and FVWM95!

    55. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, at least, it didn't. Win8's Start search still works, but "Apps" and "Settings" and "Files" are now segregated, showing only one at a time and requiring a couple clicks (or a mouse action, which is stupid for a text-driven tool like search) to switch between them.

      Try Win+q, Win+w. (although for some crazy reason you can get to settings from win+q by clicking win+w, but not the opposite)

    56. Re:And it still looks like by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Hey I understand you're being facetious but spare a thought for the people who actually want a simple calculator 24" inches wide. AND TOUCH!

    57. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, because having to take your hand off the mouse constantly to use a stupid search box is much faster than a quick hotkey combo. For those of us who know how to use hotkeys, they're much faster than search boxes or idiotic fisher price full screen menus. Having the search box at all is a concession that your gui sucks because the whole point is to NOT have to type much or guess at what you're looking for. If you're going to add search boxes to every window, then just give me a full fledged command prompt back again.

    58. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      That doesn't excuse metro

    59. Re: And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I you can't remember what your looking for you're pretty much fucked anyway.

    60. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. starting a program should not be a fullscreen interruption that requires you to navigate a scrolling panel of oversized tiles. this is not better than a little menu that offers easy access to links.
      2. search boxes do not make up for shitty gui layouts. in fact they're crutches for bad layouts. a lot of people around here seem to think they excuse shitty guis, but they don't. search boxes that let users 'guess the command you want' are not as efficient and far more stressful than a simple, well laid out GUI...or command prompt for that matter.

    61. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing takes more clicks in W8 than in W7. The MetroUI works exactly like the old W7 menu. You hit the 'Window' key with your tumb, and start typing what you want to do - 'notepad' or 'control panel' or whatever. Then use the arrow keys to navigate in the results and hit enter. Anybody posting rants about Windows 8 on Slashdot and who uses his mouse is a fucking moron.

    62. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      because the macbooks are also shitty asian products...they're just overpriced.. someone willing to pay for a nice screen expects things besides high resolutions, like color accuracy, low (or no) latency, and little to no blurring. the macbook pro screen sucks in these areas.

    63. Re: And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      discoverability

    64. Re:And it still looks like by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Mostly false. On a color CRT, there are phosphors embedded in the screen, either in a vertically alternating triangular array (traditional) or in vertical stripes (trinitron). The quantity of each phosphor limits the maximum resolution of the screen. As with an LCD, a CRT can display resolutions lower than its ideal, or maximum resolution, through pixel doubling and/or more complicated processes, but no higher. If you had a screen coated in a single colored phosphor, as with some oscilloscopes, then your resolution would indeed be limited by beam width and minimum beam deflection angle, but I'll limit our discussion to color TVs since there are no monochrome LCD displays (that I'm aware of).

    65. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      You might use one application at a time, but most people using desktops do not. They also don't need huge fullscreen scrolling menus with gigantic icons on them. There is a place for this stuff. It's called the "accessibility" control panel. Now, can I have my desktop back please? (without stupid hacks)

    66. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      People will, when their issues with metro are addressed.. ie banish it to tablets where it belongs or add a switch in the control panel so those masochists who like convoluted interfaces can turn it back on. It doesn't matter how nice the desktop is if metro gets in the way every time you want to start a program.

    67. Re:And it still looks like by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      because wine is a buggy turd a lot of the time.. it's fine with simple windows applications and games that stick to d3d/ogl and basic win32, but applications that tie into a lot of windows subsystems almost never work.

    68. Re:And it still looks like by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      I'm reasonably happy with Classic Shell, plus disabling Aero and other animated junk.

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    69. Re:And it still looks like by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      In fact there isn't a big issue with Windows XP compatibility and hi-dpi displays. I use a couple of 204dpi monitors at work and until recently ran Windows XP on the PC. Just set font size to 200% and pretty much everything works fine - there are the occasional things like installers which render with fixed pixel sizes and so have tiny text, but the applications you use every day don't suffer from that. Windows 7 is a bit better still.

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    70. Re:And it still looks like by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's very old fashioned. If I wanted to keep typing the name of stuff I'd use zsh.

      It's a pretty poor GUI if the GUI is not much better than zsh + screen at launching and managing tasks.

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    71. Re:And it still looks like by TheLink · · Score: 1

      All that doesn't work if I want to "Explore F" drive. Or "ssh to host #5". Or if you need more than 10 items.

      There's plenty of other stuff they could have done to make life easier e.g. http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com/idea/29001/

      Also when you are working with a document in an app and then you want to copy it somewhere or email it somewhere, too often in most GUIs you have to look for the document with a file browser over and over again for each app. Why should users need to do this? The app already has opened/saved the file you want. At worst the user should be able to easily copy the "URL" of the document and use that URL in another app. At best it should be even easier than that.

      Instead after all those years and billions Microsoft gives us crap like Vista and Metro. And GNOME tries to make something worse.

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    72. Re:And it still looks like by adolf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's analog. You can drive a CRT at a resolution rather far beyond the maximum physical resolution of the display, and still get more actual detail. (Unless you're going to tell me that a cell of phosphor always illuminates evenly and perfectly, in which case I'll simply call you a liar and we'll have nothing more to discuss.)

      For awhile I had a black-and-white SVGA monitor (yes, this is a thing that existed) that I used as second display (yes, back when this was difficult and mostly unheard of) that had no such limitation at all.

      More recently, I used to run something ridiculous on a 19" CRT (2550*something with a carefully-tweaked modeline).

      My preference, if I am able to achieve it, is for it to be impossible to discern individual pixels: When I look at a computer display I don't want to look at a grid of pixels, I want to look at smoothly-rendered words. A CRT at ridiculous resolution with appropriate font sizes does this nicely.

    73. Re:And it still looks like by waspleg · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Windows 8, Bad -> Windows Blue, Worse

    74. Re:And it still looks like by r_a_trip · · Score: 1

      Yep, another typer thinking he is the shiznit because he is keyboard addicted. No, you are not the second coming because you use a keyboard. People proficient with a mouse and a UI that isn't braindead are just as fast (if not faster) than a typer. TIFKAM is just deficient in the mouse department and that only leaves the keyboard as a means to control it halfway decent.

      For your reading pleasure: http://plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9/mouse_vs._keyboard/

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    75. Re:And it still looks like by polyp2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you hoping that the word "goatsean" enters the dictionary? Id love to see the explanation!

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    76. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows can check your spelling: "existance" is really spelled as existence.

    77. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Let me give you some advice friend when you run into another one of these keyboard commanders, just say this..."So we should have to print cheat sheets for the OS like its 1986? THAT is innovation?" and watch how quick they STFU because that is EXACTLY what they expect, that Bob the builder and Sally the Secretary and little Mrs Pipkin and all those other normal folks who have been using computers 17+ fucking years now (Win 95-Win 7) are gonna throw ALL that fucking learning and muscle memory away for....what? What do they fucking gain from being a damned keyboard commander?

      NOTHING, they gain NOTHING, all being a keyboard commander does is make what WAS a couple of clicks a couple of clicks AGAIN only now they have to keep a God damned list handy so they can ctrl-alt-whatever just to do what was "clicky clicky" and done before!

      So you be sure to remember that little bit friend, because as much as I hate saying shill there IS a pretty large force posting the exact same posts, word for word, trying to derail any and all talks about how TIFKAM is really fucked up and stupid and one of their big excuses is the keyboard commander bit. I even had one pop in when I pointed out it was retarded to put shutdown under settings (because what normal person is gonna think shutdown is in control panel?) with a "You don't need that, just use WinKey+R=Shutdown -(time in seconds)"...really? Did he HONESTLY believe that bunch of bullshit was better than 2 damned clicks with a mouse before?

      That is why we all need to point out how damned stupid it is to expect the world to go back to the DOS way of doing things because again that is EXACTLY what it is, using the same old keyboard commander crap we used in DOS just to make up for their pitiful design choices.

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    78. Re:And it still looks like by Canazza · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, what should we call them then? Lexicomrades?

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    79. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear. What a bunch of arrogant idiots the 'UI team' must be, at Microsoft. They completely ignore what their CUSTOMERS are telling them, and continue to flog the dead horse that is Metro.

      Face it, you idiots, you got it wrong, you shouldn't be being paid to come up with stupid 'new' UIs for Windows, go and find something else to do for a living.

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

      I use Classic Shell, so at least most of Windows 8 is usable.

    80. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      TIFKAM, which MSFT has said repeatedly "is the future" as in "the desktop is on borrowed time" is NOT DESIGNED for multitasking, the best it can do is one program taking 3/4s of the screen and the other stuffed in a strip. The reason for this is simple..TIFKAM is a bad design which not only doesn't follow tablet or cellphone conventions frankly it doesn't follow ANY conventions that I can see, unless "try to piss off the user" is a convention I've never heard of.

      I used WinME for nearly 8 months, used Vista for over a year, Win 8 frankly had me ready to pull my hair out at barely the two month mark. When I got rid of Win 8 for Win 7 it was like a weight lifting off my chest, and I honestly wouldn't take that OS if you paid me. In fact as buggy as it was I'd take Vista over Win 8 because at least with Vista with enough tweaking you could get it to behave, no matter what you do Win 8 is always gonna suck, suck more resources, suck more cycles, just plain suck period because its not designed for desktops and laptops, its designed for cellphones and tablets. Nobody else is stupid enough to stick a cellphone UI on their desktop, gotta at least give MSFT credit for that "innovation". Still doesn't make it any less stupid.

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    81. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Riiight because making us play "Guess WTF Microsoft called that" is soooo much more modern than two clicks with a mouse...I'm sorry but search boxes are a giant sign that says "We don't know how to make a GUI so just deal with this".

      As others have said if you are gonna do that you might as well just replace the cycle sucking FB tweeting twitter shitting live tile mess with a Powershell prompt and call it a day, after all it'll do the same thing your "much more modern" search box will AND let you use pipes and flags so...hey! It must be the most super duper modern way to do things, right?

      Oh and BTW how in the fuck is your search box gonna be worth shit on a tablet which MSFT obviously designed TIFKAM for? you gonna have to play "poke at the virtual keyboard" every time you need anything?

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    82. Re:And it still looks like by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      A larger amount of the Linux desktop ideas are actually copied from Mac.

    83. Re:And it still looks like by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Retina Macbook Pro presumably.

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    84. Re:And it still looks like by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      someone willing to pay for a nice screen expects things besides high resolutions, like color accuracy, low (or no) latency, and little to no blurring. the macbook pro screen sucks in these areas.

      Hmm! At least in the Notebookcheck.net 13" rMBP review the display was found completely superior. Not in the typical silly way of saying "the display is sharp and the colors are vivid". Check it out, in the article they have laboratory measurements of the contrast ratio, brightness, sRGB coverage, etc. The glossy coating might be seen as a downside, though.

    85. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Mind a bit of advice? If you aren't just married to Apple and really want the high res display but don't mind shelling out the money look into the Thinkpads they sell to the medical industry, they have some pretty kick ass displays and you still have Ethernet plus DVD drive. Or you can go to the Thinkpad forums and check out the aftermarket screens, slapping high res screens in Thinkpads is quite common and there are even places where you can send 'em your Thinkpad and they'll do the install for you and ship it back.

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    86. Re:And it still looks like by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You realise that your "rMBP" is made by Foxconn in China, right?

      Plus if you're not going to run OS-X on it, a Macbook Pro is not the best choice - you're better off getting an PC compatible laptop simply because you have a much wider choice of vendors and models so you'll make fewer compromises.

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    87. Re:And it still looks like by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2

      Maybe bring up a tutorial explaining that Metro works different and explain how you get stuff done.

      Or a spring loaded flat plastic hand could pop out of the back of the screen, pivot around the right side and smack you on the face. Then a voice could say "NO USER! BAD USER!".

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    88. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually it takes all of 3 seconds to see if someone with a UID is a shill, hence why most of the shills post anon and why I've been begging for the banning (or at least severe downmodding by default) of anon posts. in this case Westlake is NOT a shill, he just has bad taste...it happens, i have a customer that kept WinME until 2010 because he just really liked it, got a little old lady that swears by Vista.

      But when 999 out of 1000 posts on Win 8 are "Holy shit does this suuuuccckkk!" I'd say we can safely say it is bad taste on the 1 out of 1000, after all a few people liked New Coke but that didn't mean New Coke didn't suck, it just meant a few people were just weird ;-)

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    89. Re:And it still looks like by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      And it still looks like shit.

      Hehheh! A little comparison: Windows Blue screenshot from the Hothardware article and default Ubuntu desktop. Indeed, which one looks better...

    90. Re:And it still looks like by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      What? The next version might not have a desktop? I don't care, I'm not using the next version, I am using 8 with desktop. The launcher screen is annoying, even moronic, but other than that I still have the same desktop as before, with slightly improved task bar.

      The 'face farting goblins' video you linked seems to talk about Windows RT (at least based on the complains, which are pretty strange, no Windows RT for me thank you very much.) which I have never used. The desktop version (pro?) behaves almost exactly like Windows 7. Certainly a weather app has never appeared on my screen.

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    91. Re:And it still looks like by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's going to work. If you look at when they tried to kill Win32 on phones all the Windows Mobile ISVs gave up them and moved over to Android.

      Given that most people could get by just fine on Android already I think you'll see something like this

      1) Some people will stick with Win32 OSs - i.e. Windows 7 or Windows 8 probably with the Metro stuff disabled. All their legacy Win32 stuff will still work.

      2) All the new users will go for Android or iOS tablets. All the new apps are already dual platform Android/iOS.

      3) Linux will stay with around its current market share.

      However if Microsoft decide to kill of Win32 the ISVs will move to Android or ChromeOS or iOS. I'd guess Google would have some sort of platform ready if this happened.

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    92. Re:And it still looks like by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I think they named it Windows 8 because it takes all of 8 minutes to get it back to a normal desktop and start menu (after you stop bitching like a little girl). I spend significantly more time customizing a Linux GUI on any given desktop distro than I had to with Windows 8.

    93. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Bingo! For every app that works in wine you have a hundred that don't and just because it works in wine today does NOT mean it'll work in Wine when the latest version of either the app or wine is released.

      Of course the little thing MSFT doesn't want to talk about is that Windows 7 has another 7 years worth of updates coming, which means they have 7 years to put out another decent OS. WinXP came out in 01, Win 7 came out in 09 which was well within the EOL of XP and thanks to their contracts with businesses and governments its not like they can just pull the plug on 7, not if they don't want to spend the next decade in court.

      So just stick with Win 7, by the time 2020 rolls around either Ballmer will have been fired and MSFT will have gotten their shit together or Ballmer will have completely destroyed the company and something else will have all the programs and market, Android perhaps. Hell the vast majority of games still run great in WinXP, less than 20 games been put out for Dx10 and above so even if you're a gamer there is no reason to care, let MSFT wallow in their touch obsessed bullshit for a couple of releases, we can afford to wait it out.

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    94. Re:And it still looks like by oji-sama · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait. Around 11 minutes it shows desktop. And complains about something that works the same way as in Windows 7. And apparently he refuses to use Windows key, which was the easiest way to start programs in 7 and continues to be that in 8. (click and type a few letters. The same way he could have opened the control panel. Or searched the control panel to create recovery. Like in Windows 7.). Oh well, I changed from Unity to Gnome Classic and I guess I need to install some kind of Modern UI replacement for Windows as well. Sorry, I think I've seen enough of the video.

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    95. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dual Monitors work better than any other version of Windows.

      All the command shortcuts are still exactly the same. (And it works faster - taskman is a bit nicer.) Just ignore metro.

    96. Re:And it still looks like by Ihmhi · · Score: 0

      I still use XP because I haven't had the money to upgrade properly. My experience with Vista and 7 has been on work computers, friend's computers, etc..

      xkcd has it covered as usual - I got used to launching stuff very rapidly by hitting Winkey + R + command + Enter. If I had to launch paint, mspaint. Windows update annoying me in the middle of a game? sc stop wuauserv.

      Now the run function has been replaced with a "search bar" where I have to filter through a list of things when I already know what I'm looking for. (The names of these commands haven't changed since Windows 95, probably earlier.) I can't just rapidly launch command prompt and have it work because it'll hit a permissions snafu - I have to run as Administrator and authorize that via UAC because far too many idiot users installed bad crap on their computers and Microsoft compensated by adding in safeties that are good for your average end user but completely unnecessary for me.

      Firefox has done the same thing. Oh hey, we're gonna add new functionality like tear-off tabs! Also, we're gonna have no actual option whatsoever to disable a feature that you may not want. People should not have to code extensions to disable stuff like this.

      I'm a firm believer that if functionality existed previously (barring an extreme example like the xkcd comic), you should be able to restore that functionality. I'd get it if stuff was unnecessarily cumbersome due to legacy support (like how OSX made a lot of apps incompatible), but this is all really basic UI support that shouldn't take an inordinate amount of time or resources on the developer's end to continue to support.

    97. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are they using DVDs still? USB sticks are faster, more convenient, offer more storage and are not all that much more expensive.
      It might be a bit hard to tell them what to do if they are customers, but it still seems silly.

    98. Re:And it still looks like by Rufty · · Score: 1

      There was a weird system early on that did color on a flat phosphor by using a phosphor mix that glowed different colors at different electron energies, so modulating the electron beam strength changed the color. Think they only ever caught on in air traffic control?

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    99. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you give an example of where Linux has copied OSX?

    100. Re:And it still looks like by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Why do you even have to ask? The control panel icon arrangement and the GNOME top bar come immediately to mind. The shutdown dialog is similar. There's gotta be more, as this comes from a guy that hasn't even used a Mac almost at all.

    101. Re:And it still looks like by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Fisher Price? If only. Compared with the Windows 8 UI, their toys are sleek with sexy smooth lines, not a hint of parasitic drag, just like a modern clothes iron straight out of the wind tunnel. Windows 8? No thanks.

    102. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, there's a whole raft of stuff that the search fails to pick up - the .msc and .cpl extensions in particular.

    103. Re:And it still looks like by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Informative

      I got used to launching stuff very rapidly by hitting Winkey + R + command + Enter

      Still works on Vista, 7 and 8. Even better, the 'R' is optional.

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    104. Re:And it still looks like by Bigbutt · · Score: 2

      Ahh. It's harder because I don't have a "Windows Key" on my keyboard.

      Sticking with Windows 7 on my desktop and my MacBook Pro.

      [John]

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    105. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but one that has a snowball's chance in hell of actually being adopted by the enterprise as an everyday desktop OS?

    106. Re:And it still looks like by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Irregardless, persons using YOLO should be drug into the street, and shot. Literally.

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    107. Re:And it still looks like by wasteofspace77 · · Score: 1

      Ahh. It's harder because I don't have a "Windows Key" on my keyboard.

      Doesn't the "Command" key behave like the "Windows" key when you are running on a mac in some sort of windows mode (VM, bootcamp)?

    108. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, Microsoft's idea of "user friendly" is Clippy, Bob, and Pretty.

      How about instead of user-friendly, you work on making it user obediant? I tell my Linux box what to do and it does it. I tell my W7 notebook what to do and it says "oh, wait, it's patch Tuesday, you're not getting anything done this morning." And if it's not Patch Tuesday some program like Adobe that I don't even use is nagging me to upgrade. And even when that doesn't happen, I have to do whatever I'm trying to do Microsoft's way and Microsoft's way ONLY. In Linux (and probably all other OSes) you do your work how YOU want, not what is disctated by your tools.

    109. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not even close. Windows was installed on an estimated 1.25 Billion computers in 2011 (according to http://www.businessinsider.com/right-now-there-are-125-billion-windows-pcs-worldwide-2011-12). That's more than the total number of smartphones in the world in October 2012.

    110. Re:And it still looks like by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      YOLO.

      Yes. You Obviously Like Owls.

    111. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phrase "fuck off" is an antonym to the phrase "hang on".

      Also, there's nothing wrong with the metric system. It would be weird to tell people to "pinterally" do something - just like all the other things done using the imperial system.

      [Imperial system should be abolished in the 21st century as well as Christianity]

    112. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck can mean "to meddle with something".

      If I fucked her I then I meddled with her. I played with or tinkered with her, usually means her special bits. Some freaks might like something a little different such as a woman's feet or earlobes but for me it's straight anal sex and golden showers, none of that kinky shit.

      To "fuck off" is to meddle elsewhere or to "fuck" with something else so-to-speak.

    113. Re:And it still looks like by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      You're being sarcastic, but 1) there are a whole lot of people who work this way because they don't really seem to like folder structure, and 2) a lot of search features actually seem to encourage people to work this way. I prefer nested folders myself (I do better remembering a path than, say, remembering the precise name of a file) but I know people who would rather search than organize. And there are *other* people, like my boss, who can't remember location or file name, but have a precise grasp on the date they last touched a file. It's downright weird when instructions for finding a file include "I can't tell you the file name, but go to this area, select all files, sort by date and look for last Friday."

    114. Re:And it still looks like by trylak · · Score: 1

      There is no Aero in Windows 8.

    115. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 2000 desktop please..

      Some of us just want to use a pc, not get entertained by dancing buttons and other crap.

      Agreed! My PC would be 5x as fast without the animation, Aero and other useless crap.

    116. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOLLQCJ

      You Obviously Like Lame Questionable Content Jokes

    117. Re:And it still looks like by chispito · · Score: 2

      Some of us just want to use a pc, not get entertained by dancing buttons and other crap.

      Which could also refer to Unity. I've been on Ubuntu 12.04 for some months now and, while I'm okay with Unity, I fail to see any real benefit versus a lighter and slimmer UI. It's even worse on my small laptop screen.

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    118. Re:And it still looks like by chispito · · Score: 1

      Ahh. It's harder because I don't have a "Windows Key" on my keyboard.

      Sticking with Windows 7 on my desktop and my MacBook Pro.

      [John]

      To be fair, it would probably be more difficult to use OSX with a standard Windows keyboard. I mean, what the hell does "Backspace" mean, right?

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    119. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey.

      Let's not knock Fischer Price. They put a lot of research into their user interfaces.

    120. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the year of the Linux desktop?

    121. Re:And it still looks like by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I use it as an everyday desktop OS. So did most of the people at the institution I used to work for. Granted, this is a university physics department, but all of the machines on professors' desks ran Linux (except for the die-hard Mac types), and they often used them not to do anything especially sciencey but just to do the ordinary things: read mail, watch cat videos, write mail, write documents, run spreadsheets...

      I don't understand the technological issues with Linux as an "everyday desktop OS". It works just fine in that regard -- you have a file browser, a web browser, an office suite, a mail client, and so on. You have window-management features that are as advanced as you are willing to put up with (in KDE, at least), a search thingie, and so on. You can use Kubuntu/Mint/Unity/whatever without ever opening a terminal. But, if you *do* speak bash, you have the freedom to make use of it as another tool in your toolbox to get stuff done.

    122. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a big opportunity for Mandrake because it's very user-friendly and looks and feels a lot like Windows!

    123. Re:And it still looks like by DrXym · · Score: 2

      Agreed! My PC would be 5x as fast without the animation, Aero and other useless crap.

      Aero Glass and its W8 successor maintain windows as surfaces in the graphics cards. Repairing damage to a window involves repainting the surface already in the GPU as part of recomposition. In W2K, every damaged window would be sent a WM_PAINT with a clip region for the damage and the screen would only recover after each process was woken up and repainted their windows. It's far more CPU and memory intensive and makes less use of the GPU. In other words it wouldn't be any faster at all.

    124. Re: And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people can recognize stuff even if they've forgotten how to spell it.

    125. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should not have to pay money or time in order to fix Microsoft's screw up.

    126. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, and now that we're on the subject anyway; what exactly is fucking off? I have trouble imagining how to have sexual intercourse with such an abstract concept named "off".

      You clearly don't visit the same sorts of websites the rest of us visit.

      Well... okay, fine, all what's on those websites are generic overdeveloped anime girls with the word "OFF" tattooed on their backs. It's a very specific thing.

    127. Re:And it still looks like by sexconker · · Score: 1

      As more and more people write text in public, so will their mistakes be persistant enough to become part of the language.

      Repeating a mistake does not make it valid.
      It doesn't matter how many people state that 1+1=1. It will never be true.

    128. Re:And it still looks like by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      So Windows 8 doesn't have the Aero Snap, Aero Peek and other animated window management thingies? I can understand that Microsoft marketing stopped calling it "Aero", and that Aero Glass (the odd half-transparent effect on window borders) has been dropped, but I thought the thing itself (whatever it's now called) had been kept.

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    129. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I have to agree.

      If they would have even hinted at bringing back the normal desktop, it would have been big news. Well, at least

    130. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when IE4 came out and offered "Active Desktop"? At least, that was optional. It looks like they took that same idea and just made it mandatory. If they could push Metro to the desktop background, I probably wouldn't mind it so much. Until then, I'm not going to bother. If they EOL Windows 7, I'll probably just make the final jump to Linux.

    131. Re:And it still looks like by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Linux would be perfect for you ;)

    132. Re:And it still looks like by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Mac copied NeXTSTEP in fact all Apple did was use a rip the UI

      Uh, you do realize Apple _bought_ NeXT and NeXTSTEP, right?

      Apple: co-founded by Steve Jobs
      NeXT, Inc.: founded by Steve Jobs in 1985
      Apple buys NeXT in 1996

      Mac System 7 was introduced on May 13, 1991
      Mac OS 8 was released on July 26, 1997

      Aside, interestingly enough Be OS was created by Be Inc who started by Jean-Louis Gassee, who worked at Apple from from 1981 to 1990.

      References:
      * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NeXT
      * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_7
      * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_8
      * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Louis_Gass%C3%A9e

    133. Re:And it still looks like by Jerry+Atrick · · Score: 1

      Just tried WinKey: Help

      Got a menu of 12 hits, 8 identified an app, 1 had a distinctive icon I recognised, 3 gave no clue what app they were for.

      The actual help link I wanted wasn't in that list, because searching that way doesn't return URL links, batch/cmd files and many other sorts of links I can set in a Start Menu. It's fscking useless.

    134. Re:And it still looks like by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Language is not a mathematical truth. It is whatever what the majority want it to be.
      If the majority of people choose to rape their language by making every other word to mean "very", then that is what it'll mean.

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    135. Re:And it still looks like by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You can't do it anymore because they implemented search so you can just start typing for what you want and eliminate all those numbered steps. So old fashioned.

      Except the search doesn't fucking work as well as the old search from Windows 95.
      If some file type is not indexed you're fucked. Windows will tell you to fuck off with your search unless you click on a secondary link to include non-indexed locations. And then the whole thing turns to shit because it wants to fucking search contents as well as file names. Even on 2 SSDs in RAID 0 I end up sitting for minutes trying to find a file.

      Some smartass is already writing up a post about how I should use "name:" and "type:". But that doesn't work if you have shit with a "name" metadata column or you don't know what Windows has decided to call that "type" in metadata land.

      If I want to find my my FRAPS binaries I have to run
      filename:="fraps*" type:file

      Except that doesn't work. Why? Because "type:file" includes "file folder". So you need to do the opposite of the opposite.
      filename:="fraps*" type:directory

      Except that doesn't work. Why? Because type:directory doesn't work because the "Type" is both "file folder" AND directory and the "" operator excludes literally on either, so it always returns true for directories.

      filename:="fraps*" AND NOT type:="file folder" AND NOT type:="directory"

      But the * doesn't work with =.

      filename:~<"fraps" AND NOT type:="file folder" AND NOT type:="directory"
      Is what actually works. And it's still butt slow.

      And if you want a reference of all the fields you can search against or the operators you can use or what they mean?
      Good fucking luck!

    136. Re:And it still looks like by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Fucking slashdot ate my brackets.

      filename:="fraps*" type:directory
      should be
      filename:="fraps*" type:<>directory

    137. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you going on about? Wikipedia, WIKIPEDIA is a website created by random contributors, which means that any or all information found on Wikipedia could be fabricated at any point by the Chinese to make you think random facts that are totally untrue.

      Which is then used to fuel 90% of kids school assignments and in turn dumbing down the future of western society, so please, spare me your delusions for one seconds and look at the key facts that are not found in your VALUABLE Wikipedia.

      1. Apple is shit
      2. Apple is a dumb name to call a computer company, nearly as stupid as the brand name MicroBee.
      3. Apple creates devices that are also sitting in a large percentage of people's pants irradiating testicals and causing sterility among males.
      4. Apple is shit
      5. Steve Jobs did not invent the internet! HA HA HA! Bill Gates did!
      6. My grandma could code a better GUI than OSX, they didn't have to rip NeXTSTEP off to do it because it is so mind shatteringly dumb in the first place.

      So pack that into your Wikipedia pipe and smoke it!

      and BeOS? WTF who uses BeOS?

    138. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a little misleading to say bring back the normal desktop. Its there and improved it just needs to be launched.

    139. Re:And it still looks like by node+3 · · Score: 0

      Syntax is part of grammar.

    140. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The old CRTs don't have a physical screen grid, it's just an electron beam in the back that can sweep over the screen and draw how many lines you want it to.

      That is vaguely true for mono - black and white or green, though there are limits due to phosphor grain size, refresh rates and such. For colour CRTs the _IS_ a physical screen grid. The colour is given by phosphor dots of 3 different colours (RBG) plus a metal mask that controls where the electron beams strike.

    141. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unless Microsoft makes windows absolutely free,

      My take on 'Blue' is that it will be absolutely 'free', in particular it will be free to the OEMs and to anyone who wants to install it. However, to actually use it will require a subscription to MS Live, or whatever it will be called at that time. This will be monthly and if you fail to pay then the machine will be locked and you will lose all your data.

    142. Re:And it still looks like by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Any UI that requires that shortcut hotkeys be set to make it usable is a fail out of the box. Same with search is the program name "Word", or "Microsoft Word", or the ever-popular "Winword.exe"? And make sure that all of the software manufacturers involved use the same naming conventions... Again, a super-bad, awful UI fail.

      I know that Microsoft is so unimaginative that they will follow their own formula (i.e., use business consumption to drive home consumption) until they die, but come on... they really needed some out-of-the-box thinking on this one and their failure to do so just shows how screwed up they really are.

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    143. Re:And it still looks like by drawfour · · Score: 2
      Yes, you are correct, as I already said. To quote myself:

      Grammar is about the syntax and structure, not about the definition of the word.

      I assume that you think that "syntax" means "definitions of the words", based on your reply, but if you look at the definition of the word syntax, you will see otherwise. Syntax is about the arrangement and interactions of words, not about the meanings of them.

    144. Re:And it still looks like by Volshebnyj+Molotok · · Score: 1

      The point is that you should NOT have to buy a (or even install a free) third party program to force Windows to behave the way you want it to. If you have to do that, then the design is flawed to begin with. It's great that third party developers are doing what they can to help Windows users cope with W8, but it's an environment that should never have needed to be created.

    145. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought grammar was the chick that married my grandad.

    146. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they're giving you more colors and designs for the shit.

    147. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You're taking the world 'literally' too literally.

    148. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Actually best screen shot for me was the calculator. Full screen 1650x1050, 27 inch monitor. I can not think of a better use of all that screen space than a standard non-scientific calculator. With buttons big enough so that you can accurately use the calculator with your forehead! This is the most brilliant practical joke Microsoft has ever pulled off!

    149. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Android is the #1 OS in the world? An OS meant for mobile devices and touch screens. And by moving Windows towards this same target environment, MS is dead to the world? Not sure I follow

      Just going to guess but I imagine your company, "who still uses Winxp and never trys anything new" is probably running on the advice of some anti-MS "don't change or I'll hate you" tech guys.

    150. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You may have used Windows key on Windows 7, but most people I know rarely did that. It was perfectly capable of working efficiently without the Windows key. On Windows 8 though the Windows key is almost mandatory.

    151. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I still haven't installed any of those. I may still do so someday. Generally I don't do that much with windows other than start apps (games, turbotax, quicken, browser), occasional control panel, and when I need to do more I use a cygwin window and type commands. So usually I only see the stupid start screen on bootup. Though recently I have started clicking on the firefox icon after bootup to get to desktop rather than click on the desktop icon (since then you have to wait a few seconds until it loads until you can click any application).

      The annoyances for me are:
      Shutting it down since that involves a lot of mouse motion; plus waiting 10 seconds after the screen goes blank before it's actually safe to kill power.
      If the mouse drifts to a right corner it will pop up that stupid uncharming bar. Very annoying if your full screen app (game) has a button near one of the corners.
      Still can't shrink window border as much as I want to (like the 0 width macos borders).
      Occasional annoyance typing a Windows Key shortcut (for calc or such) but that's always been a problem with a stupidly placed key, except that now Windows 8 requires Windows key usage.
      Can't use apps even if I want to use the apps I paid for because they require a microsoft account (seriously, how much more blatant can they be that this release is all about collecting data from users).

    152. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Yes, and this explains those people with hundreds of icons, most of which are used once a year at the most.

    153. Re:And it still looks like by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Desktop isn't dying though. Maybe it will for Windows but it will stick around elsewhere because as of this date there is no suitable replacement for it. Maybe some people have found replacements for the simplistic tasks they do but that doens't cover everyone. Apple was in the lead with some of this stuff but they still have essentially the same desktop UI on the mac that they did 12 years ago.

      I agree that this is one of Microsoft's goals, to naively think that they can get some app tax from users. And these apps are the stupidest of apps, even overtaking smartphones as the kind of stupid apps. You can go to web sites and get more functionality than the apps give you (ie, Bing website is more useful than the Bing application). I've gone through the app store, there is nothing useful there at all, none of the built in apps are worth running either. I am genuinely surpised that an OS managed to end up dumber than a smartphone, I didn't think any one could limbo lower.

      However, Microsoft has other motivations here too. I think they are genuinely trying to get people used to this stuff, so that they aren't turned off by unfamiliar windows phones. Ie, kill the lucrative desktop market in hopes of growing their failing phone market. This explains why you are forbidden from booting straight to desktop (which used to be possible before MS patched that hole) because they insist you see metro at least once per day.

      The built in apps that might possibly be useful for some people often have a requirement to use a Microsoft Account (ie, Mail requires this even if your actual mail comes from your ISP). Even free apps in the store require this, not just the apps you paid for by buying Windows 8. Once you've got this account it means you can start downloading apps and are just a click or two away from spending money on one... This points to motiviations as you suggest of tyring to get a piece of the app market profits (which will probably not last long). But also a motivation here coming from data collection, they want to know all the apps that users are using, they want to know when they're being used.

      Note that some apps from microsoft include advertisements! They want this data tracking to help out with ad revenue. For an operating system THAT YOU PAID FOR!

      Yea, apple has some of this too. But the apple store is 100% optional on Mac OS. They do not give you any phone/tablet interface on Macs, the screen of app icons does not come up by default and can be disabled so that you never accidentally hit the key sequence to bring it up. You can use Apple Mail without getting an apple account. You do not a separation between desktop space and apps space. They did not disable their dock or make system preferences and shutdown hard to find.

    154. Re:And it still looks like by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      If you use windows 8 sans metro, it has a lot of nice improvements for power users. For example, right-click the bottom left corner and you have one click access to all sorts of stuff that otherwise takes several clicks to get to.

      Also, boot times are FAST. My computer mostly stays on 24/7, but when I modify something (par for the course of an overclocked system) a full reboot takes under 10 seconds.

      Along with that, memory and CPU requirements are lower on 8, namely because it needs less of each.

      Metro kills all of the above, but again, just forgo metro and you do have a worthy successor to 7.

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    155. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unfortunately, it can never be goatunseen

    156. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows key, which was the easiest way to start programs in 7 and continues to be that in 8. (click and type a few letters.

      Clicking and typing a few letters? The easiest way? Why would I want to do that when I can (at least in 7) start processes with a *single* click of an icon in a desktop toolbar? With small icons I can fit 35 most used programs in a single column on a 19".

    157. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Bimbo Newton Crosby, all these "keyboard commanders" jumping through keyboard commands are merely trying to cover up a bad design because honestly you can drive Windows 7 (and Vista and XP for that matter) with JUST a mouse and it works fine, its ONLY Windows 8 that keyboard commands become mandatory. Which is ironic since MSFT is pushing what is supposed to be a tablet OS onto the desktop. The fact that their tablet OS needs a keyboard to be usable? Just shows how made of fail it is.

      And all those keyboard commanders might want to read a study comparing mouse to keyboard and the verdict? if the UI is well designed then the mouse is faster. Of course since Win 8 practically requires a keyboard I think we can take from that that Win 8 is a bad UI design.

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    158. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mandrake is dead. Maybe you meant Mageia?
      Anyway, Linux on the desktop falls short compared to Win 7. However, if MS continues down this path of self destruction then I'll gladly jump ship.... call me in 5 years.

    159. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with the GP's usage of the word literally.

      smart ass.

      Now go crawl in a hole somewhere and die please.

    160. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And apparently he refuses to use Windows key, which was the easiest way to start programs in 7 and continues to be that in 8.

      I have an IBM model M, you insensitive knob polisher. FUCK your Windows key

    161. Re:And it still looks like by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Why are they using DVDs still? USB sticks are faster, more convenient, offer more storage and are not all that much more expensive.

      "more storage" -- yeah, and when someone needs to give me 15 to 20 GB of data they use flash, but a lot of the stuff is 4GB and under.

      "faster" -- yes!

      "more convenient" is arguable -- a spindle of DVDs is a lot easier to manage than a drawer full of flash drives, especially on the receiving end.

      "not all that much more expensive" for ~4GB, its at least triple the cost and that's if you buy them in bulk online direct from China. For 1/3rd the price you can get a spindle of DVDs at any walmart.

      DVDs are also more convenient to replicate; if you need to hand out a bunch of copies.

      Don't get me wrong, we use flash drives too, and we use various dropbox type things too. A lot. And together they've dramatically reduced the number DVDs floating around... but i don't see it eliminating them this year. I still need to read them.

    162. Re:And it still looks like by vux984 · · Score: 1

      look into the Thinkpads they sell to the medical industry, they have some pretty kick ass displays and you still have Ethernet plus DVD drive.

      Like which models exactly? I don't see anything obvious that's over 1080p?

      Although I'll be honest, I've never much cared for Thinkpads even when they were by IBM.

      As a lefty I greatly prefer Apple's large trackpads with 1-finger single click and 2-finger doubleclick over small trackpads with physical buttons that aren't ergonomically placed for left handed operation.) There are PCs out there with nice large multi-touch trackpads, but they've been slower hit the market and are far from everywhere.

      The trackpoint was never something I cared for, and I found the thinkpad trackpad to be among the least usable in the industry.

      The Thinkpad X1 Carbon looks like solid steps in the right direction... the trackpad looks downright great in the pics, and the keyboard looks good too. If those design elements are being carried through the whole line, and they match it up with a high res screen and an ethernet port ... I will definitely look at them when buying the next laptop.

    163. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Dude if you HAVE to use the keyboard in an OS that ironically MSFT is pushing for tablets? Then its broken, end of story. I can remove the keyboard from any Windows 7 PC and you'll be just fine, the fact that only "keyboard commanders" can tolerate that flaming turd known as Windows 8 should be all the proof one needs that its broken.

      But if you didn't like the video perhaps you'll like Infoworld or ZDnet which even has a picture of Wily Coyote, kinda like that one,or maybe Consumer Reports and while they highlight different things the final verdict? Windows 8 suuuuuuccccckkkkkssss, its crap, its the wrong direction, it doesn't work, its just a bad OS.

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    164. Re:And it still looks like by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Speaking of touch: how a technology can survive that is no good for browsing porn (sticky fingers) is beyond me.

    165. Re:And it still looks like by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Here's hoping that the small tiles is a path to letting the desktop be a side by side app. Metro wouldn't be so bad if you could make it 1/4th the screen or whatever with little icons like an iPhone to launch stuff. There is no point in having a 1" square icon for a "live" tile that you've disabled updates for or doesn't really make a lot of sense to have updates (example games). A lot of the live tiles use cases are seller geared not customer. Some dev decides they want to show you the latest high scores or when your friend last logged in: yeah so who cares what you want to tell me? Anyways I think the end result might end up looking more and more like Mac: an App store on a slideable Spaces and the desktop for all real work.

    166. Re:And it still looks like by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      Must be those 235 patents Microsoft was talking about several years back, whatever the hell they were supposed to be. They could be something like "method for making a colored pixel on a display device" for all I know.

    167. Re:And it still looks like by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      Dude if you HAVE to use the keyboard in an OS that ironically MSFT is pushing for tablets? Then its broken, end of story. I can remove the keyboard from any Windows 7 PC and you'll be just fine, the fact that only "keyboard commanders" can tolerate that flaming turd known as Windows 8 should be all the proof one needs that its broken.

      You know, touching and mousing are different things. I don't have a touchscreen. I dislike the modern ui, and I am considering switching to some kind of classing start menu program. [*] But you are missing my point. See below.

      But if you didn't like the video perhaps you'll like Infoworld or ZDnet which even has a picture of Wily Coyote, kinda like that one,or maybe Consumer Reports and while they highlight different things the final verdict? Windows 8 suuuuuuccccckkkkkssss, its crap, its the wrong direction, it doesn't work, its just a bad OS.

      While there's lots of bitching about the modern ui apps, Infoworld does mention: "There are few user-noticeable changes in the Windows desktop programs; as best I can tell, the changes are almost entirely cosmetic." The point: If you don't use the modern ui apps [**], you can use the 8 the same way as 7. Which was my original question: How did they break multitasking? Well. They didn't. They broke the start menu. And yes, I think you do need a keyboard to use it if you don't have a touchscreen. I guess I'm lucky that I got an advanced model with a keyboard....

      [* The main problem in desktop use is that the start menu gets cluttered by the non-modern-ui programs (and I don't use others) as they [** To be more clear: Do NOT install and use the modern UI apps on desktop. Well... except perhaps Netflix, you get 5.1 sound and pausing playing with windows+tab, allowing you to alt-tab normally between other programs at the same time]

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    168. Re:And it still looks like by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I have to agree.

      If they would have even hinted at bringing back the normal desktop, it would have been big news. Well, at least they didn't mandate ribbon menus on all applications written for Windows. But then, until they ditch Metro, I'm afraid that enterprise adoption will remain a little slow...

      Oh great, now we'll be forced into another "upgrade we don't want" because Microborg refuses to support anything previous.

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    169. Re:And it still looks like by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      They broke multitasking not only in the mess that is Metro, frankly I'm seeing a LOT of crashed laptops that seems to come down to all that Live Tile horseshit having conflicts with desktop apps and making a poopie all over the place. Hell you'd be amazed how much money I've made since Win 8 just doing that stupid "refresh your PC" crap for folks, its just buggy as hell compared to Win 7 and most folks don't feel comfortable with that refresh bit so I get paid to push the button.

      And a MUCH better point is this: What do YOU gain by going Win 8 on a non touch device? And I think those articles make it clear that you gain nothing but a whole bunch of hassles, DRM, and bullshit in return for zero gains. Hell even their "faster boot" is just a lie, look up "Win 8 hybrid sleep" to see what is REALLY going on, you have to drop to a fricking command prompt just to get a clean boot in win 8! Makes it REALLY fun to try to do a clean install of drivers on Win 8 as it'll keep loading the old crap from the disc image and reinstalling them until you CLI and kill hybrid boot.

      Look you can stay with the flaming turd if you want, the fact I got 3 more laptops at the shop waiting on my next batch of Win 7 discs to get here tells me all I need to know counting the cost of the OS that is a $200 job but given the choice of sticking with Windows 8 or shelling out 2 C-notes? Folks are choosing the latter...well all those that have to make a choice, i'm proud to say I've caused no less than a half a dozen laptops to be returned and 3 folks to get handed free copies of Win 7 Home to keep from losing the sale (Protip:pitching a fit and threatening a chargeback if they won't take it back seems to work well) because...its just not good friend. Hell I was one of those that defended Vista...well right up until they went RTM and I saw they hadn't fixed the problems we'd repeatedly pointed out in the beta that is.

      And again I have NO PROBLEM learning new OSes, hell I used to run Blackbox DE on Win98 and Fluxbox and JWM in Linux, but in all those cases I got SOMETHING, anything, in return for the effort, more performance, better memory usage, something, but Win 8 sucks bandwidth, CPU cycles, memory, I'm sorry but it just sucks and slapping one of those patched together fake start menus is like a bandaid on a bullet wound, it don't fix the major problems with the OS. Hell last week I even got to "Pepsi challenge" Windows 8 since a guy came in with a laptop with damned near perfectly identical hardware to my netbook so we put them side by side (after a refresh of Win 8 of course, which is why he brought it) and we put the same software on both...final verdict? When we started putting heavy loads that slowed my netbook it locked Win 8 smooth up, we had to do a hard reset just to get control back. Its 2013 dude, that is frankly inexcusable in this day and age.

      You load it if you want but if you were to put Win 7 on the same hardware and dual boot and give both a good testing you'll see win 8 just don't cut the mustard. If I had to take a guess I'd say that some of the "social" crap they shoehorned in along with all the extra tablet centric crap is causing low level conflicts that get worse with time until it craps itself. I truly believe that "refresh my PC" bit, which considering the OEMs all use restore partitions now really wasn't needed, was stuck in there as a "get out of jail free" card by the devs who couldn't fix the serious issues they were seeing before Ballmer squirted it out the door.

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    170. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if they refuse to listen to their customers and give us the option of killing this shit dead I predict MSFT will be the next RIM, a company that USED to be a big deal but only has legacy customers that are looking for the exit.

      Um, Microsoft has an airtight monopoly. They can do _anything_ short of give the Chinese full access to everyones computer and STILL have a perfect monopoly. There is absolutely nothing that can be done about it until a real operating system steps up. OS X came close for a few years, Linux tried to get close (about 2003ish, and again in 2010), but there are no serious competitors in the wings at this time. Windows 8 is an utter flop and will continue to be so, even with yearly updates, and there is NOTHING you or I can do about it for now.

    171. Re:And it still looks like by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      You're right, and I apologize if I got a bit carried away and offended. I had just gotten done with fighting "collections" (read folders) on my Paperwhite. They go one deep, no nesting, so you have a choice of grouping by author or series name. Heaven forbid you want to put an HHGTTG folder under Douglas Adams!

    172. Re:And it still looks like by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      No offense taken. Just throwing out other perspectives. And a system that limits your choice like the Paperwhite would be a real pain, I agree.

    173. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an AC, let me speak for the other ACs in the world and say that I am very upset by the above AC having the gall to GN (grammar nazi) someone's post and act all bigoty and shit over their English. If you are going to make a bold and serious stand that is based on your absolute control and rule of the language of God (what we call English is clearly the language of our lord in heaven, because the King James Bible, the only real bible ever written, uses it). So, unless you plan to make rude and snarky comments, similar in tone and content to my post that you have just wasted a few seconds on here, then you should make serious and important statements under your own moniker, with all your attributes up front and in public view.

    174. Re:And it still looks like by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Don't know. I'll have to try it some time when I have my XP VM up. For my desktop, I have my good old IBM Model M keyboard. It doesn't even have a caps lock light. :)

      [John]

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    175. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From Websters

      Definition of FUCK OFF

      scram —usually used as a command

    176. Re:And it still looks like by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Shortcut path: "explorer.exe f:\" The one for SSH depends on the SSH client you use, but if you can put it in the Start menu, you can create (by definition) create a shortcut to it, and any shortcut can either be placed in the taskbar, or have a direct shortcut provided (or both!). The direct shortcut keys option has no such "10 items" restriction, either; there are a whole lot of key combinations which can be used for that.

      Also, Microsoft Office does (and has for many years) include the option to send the currently-open file as an email attachment already. As for copying the "URL" of an app, that's almost always possible just by selecting "Open" or "Save As" as it will open to the folder with the file already present, and you can easily either select the path, or shift+right-click (admittedly this is not at all discoverable) and choose "copy as path". You can paste a copied path into any program that uses the Windows common control library to open files.

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    177. Re:And it still looks like by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Word, Microsoft Word, winword, and winword.exe *all* work. That's the beauty of a well-designed search tool; you don't need to know the "correct" thing to search by. Search by file name, search by program name, search by descriptive shortcut name ("proxy" on Windows opens the system proxy settings, even though that's actually a tab of the Internet Options control panel, which is stored in file inetcpl.cpl and opened using RunDLL.exe). Whatever floats your boat.

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    178. Re:And it still looks like by mattsqz · · Score: 1

      OSX -is- NeXTSTEP, every bit as much as windows XP -is- windows NT.

    179. Re:And it still looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. And let me guess, FreeBSD copied OS X too right?

    180. Re:And it still looks like by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      And apparently he refuses to use Windows key, which was the easiest way to start programs in 7 and continues to be that in 8. (click and type a few letters. ...)

      That you're recommending using a dedicated key and typing as the most efficient way to use a Graphical User Interface, says volumes about either you or the GUI. To be fair, I suspect you've simply adapted to a very poor GUI design - something, I believe, shared by both Windows 8 and Ubuntu Unity...

      I understand that the method you described may be easier for acclimated users and/or for well known/used applications, but not for novice users or other applications (someone described an problem trying to key+type launch Thunderbird on Unity) - and especially if one has indexing disabled (like I do) - I don't need the system tracking all my documents for me because I'm not a moron.

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  2. Horrible Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only connection people already know between Windows and Blue is the Blue Screen of Death. In fact, it took me a minute to realize this wasn't about 9364 screenshots of BSODs.

    1. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I concur. Was imperative to read the summary, until then I was looking forward to seeing the advancements in the BSOD.

    2. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      My first thought too. Shades of Operation Iraqi Liberation.

    3. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by LongearedBat · · Score: 2

      That's because BSOD will be more of a standard feature in Windows Blue. ;)

    4. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, same thought here.

    5. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by blavallee · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is attempting to get everyone embrace the BSOD.

    6. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Dude you think you are joking but I've had to walk quite a few people through the "restore the Operating System" function because Win 8 shat itself, I've honestly not had to do anything like that for Windows 7. The only hosed Win 7 installs I deal with have had serious virus infestations but I've seen Win 8 just crap all over itself for no damned good reason, its just not very good.

      Maybe I live in an area with a bunch of unlucky people but I don't see how anybody can say this is just Win 7 with TIFKAM because frankly it acts more like WinME when it comes to stability than Win 7.

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    7. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by OlRickDawson · · Score: 2

      Since Blue is the code name, I keep thinking about a hospital's 'Code Blue'. The patient has had a heart attack.

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    8. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      The only connection people already know between Windows and Blue is the Blue Screen of Death. In fact, it took me a minute to realize this wasn't about 9364 screenshots of BSODs.

      Probably can make a mosaic with all those.

    9. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the first thing that I thought, as well. I was picturing some kind of faget mosaic.

    10. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by a_mari_usque_ad_mare · · Score: 1

      I have been playing with Windows 8 since late summer 2012 and I have also run into reliability problems. I get free copies of 7 and 8 pro through school, so the OS I use is completely my choice. Twice (out of 3-4 installs) win8 was just completely murdered by a windows update. Booting would fail, it would bluescreen and reset the computer. Both times the startup troubleshooter just failed with an 'unknown error' kind of message. (I used the troubleshooter in Vista/7 a few times, and it seemed to work well for corrupted bootloaders/MBR and similar issues.) I just formatted, reinstalled, and restored from backup, as these Windows installations were totally hosed.

      I have done many Vista (post SP1) and 7 installs and have literally never had major startup issues. Next time I need to reinstall my school laptop I'm going back to 7, 8 just adds so little that is worthwhile compared to the problems it has.

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    11. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      BSOF: Blue Screens Of Fail.

    12. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh good its not just me. Well not good for YOU obviously but the amount of people I've had to wipe and put 7 on because Windows 8 shat itself one too many times for their liking is NOT a small number. Maybe its the DRM they baked in, maybe its TIFKAM crapping all over the guts, hell if I know, I just know that the "refresh your operating system" addition to Windows seems to be more a necessity added because there was serious issues they just couldn't fix before MSFT forced it out the door than for any kind of user convenience. I keep a cheat sheet with the steps printed at the shop so I can walk folks through it over the phone, yes it comes up THAT often. And always after hearing what they have to do I get "Can't I just put Windows 7 on it?" because Windows 7 just doesn't do that. Hell my Win 7 at home has been running since Aug 09, has over 300 programs installed, never even had to restore from backup, much less wipe and reinstall.

      Windows 8 just isn't a good OS, any way you slice it. The fact that I have to keep a cheat sheet to do something which I've never had to do to a Win 7 machine that wasn't infected should be all the proof you need that there is something seriously wrong with that OS.

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    13. Re:Horrible Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the codename, not the actual name. Like "Longhorn" was to Vista, and "Vienna" was to 7.

  3. Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Really they don't.

    Wish Bill Gates was back, he'd fix that mess of an os.

    Instead he's off the deep end trying to test condoms.

    1. Re:Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like working for Gates as a condom tester would be a terrible gig...

    2. Re:Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like working for Gates as a condom tester would be a terrible gig...

      Dude... you don't know what you're saying- there are all kinds of ways that might not work out the way you're imagining.

    3. Re:Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Test result: Failed. Subject contracted AIDs.

  4. Charms? Live Tiles? by ThorGod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Win7 user, did anyone else feel completely lost reading the summary?

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    1. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not lost per se, but only because I had to endure a bit of a tour (my last employer was a Microsoft Premier/Platinum/Perpetual/etc partner - they drink the koolaid by the tankerload.)

      All I can say is, thanks to a recent layoff and job search, I was able to quickly winnow out the intelligent IT departments from the flaming morons. The ones with intelligence are holding off on W8 until either Microsoft fixes that Metro garbage into usability, or a decent 3rd-party enterprise-ready UI bolt-on comes into play. Their explanations as to why ranged from the standard 'wait-forever-before bothering', to some very reasoned responses that made perfect sense (mostly revolving around training costs, incompatibilities, and etc) The one prospective employer I avoided with haste is busy trialing W8 among their IT folk for a push out to their users starting at the end of this quarter, but with little regard to testing with users outside their IT department.

      In-depth grilling into how they think and react as a department is a must if you can do it. It reveals a lot about what you're walking into, but the trick is to blow past the buzzwords and get them to really explain it.

      (My views may be a bit biased though - I'm finally going back into Linux administration with a kick-ass new employer...)

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    2. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, you're not the only one. And as far as I'm concerned, it's still crap.

      Windows 7 is a great operating system that no-one had to completely relearn to use.

      It's like the ribbon. It's a huge change for a tiny (if any) improvement that has cost the corporate world millions in lost productivity as people can't find where commands have been hidden, and totally confused non-tech-savvy users who don't even own a smartphone.

    3. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 2

      I don't think MS particularly cares. Getting the corporate world to move away from XP is much more important to them as it is going out of support, and even MS admits finishing the move to Win7 is much more important.

    4. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can agree to that, but only to an extent - doing so would show that Microsoft is playing a short game, not a long one.

      Win7 will likely hang around enterprises for at least the next 5-7 years (or more) if this is the case, but then what? An "enterprise" version that has the familiar desktop?

      I'm not seeing anyone, not even Microsoft, demanding that the workplace convert over to touch-screen UIs, even in a distant future. The reason why is as close as the nearest heavy user of Excel...

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    5. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 2

      It may be interesting next year, when XP goes EOL.

      This is the first OS that MS can just kill-switch via WGA. It will be interesting to see if they are desperate enough to do something that stupid.

      It came to mind for me a couple of weeks ago, when I was having trouble with my internet connection, and had no connection for several days. (It turned out to be the cable drop to my house.) MSE started squawking about being unable to verify Windows was genuine, told me to fuck off, and it just shut down. It didn't start up again until my connection was restored. What if they did this with Windows XP? That would force users to upgrade, or change to a different platform entirely.

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    6. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Good point. Ultimately MS will decide what to do, but I have been thinking about limiting the Start menu to Pro and Server editions for a while now.

    7. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, I still remember what Adobe had to do when the activation server for CS2 was taken down.

    8. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 2

      I didn't know about that - but it's kinda funny! Thanks!

      They put a cracked version of their own software on their website with a serial number. After all the extra work of putting in the phone-home activation system. Priceless!

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    9. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      There's very little that's charming about Windows 8.

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    10. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      When I switched to a GNU/Linux distro on the desktop, Windows OS was still sane (XP), since then I had to use a newer Windows machine a few of times, it confuses the shit out of me, I am not joking. The GUI paradigm has changed so much in any Windows past XP, it's not that I don't like it, I can't use it (and that means I don't like it). To me the new Windows is like Macintosh of the old but even worse in terms of figuring out what's where.

      Mint Mate with is what I understand now, I guess I got stuck in one GUI paradigm and can't... no, I don't want to change it.

    11. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      My office is making myself and one coworker use Windows 8 on our work desktops now, but we have no plans to deploy anyone on Windows 8 unless we absolutely have to. The reason we're learning to deal with it is because we're inevitably going to have to support it some day, and we might as well figure out how to make it not suck in the meantime. (I deleted all of Microsoft's pre-installed tiles and dropped in my most used programs and folders instead.)

      I don't have the same visceral hate of Windows 8 that I did with Vista. It's more of a faint annoyance that I have to go through extra steps to do stuff I could previously do in a single click.

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    12. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      BTW, Win7 ends mainstream support in Jan 2015 and extended in 2020.

    13. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... So you are burned badly by Vista right?

      And now, when burned by Windows 8 you are not burned that hard, so you say: "well it's not that bad", right?

      Fact is - you still got burned!

      When I buy something, I want it to function - not get annoyed over it or "just been slightly burned" by it!
      Windows 8 touch functionality is completely and utterly useless in a normal office workplace (unless you are making money with RSI sufferers).
      Still Windows 8 is designed just around the touch feature, and therefore you have to pay for something you don't need or want..

      Yes I know you can get some functionality back with 3th-party applications But why in hell does Microsoft does not give you that option build-in? I am a paying customer, but I do not get the product I want! I have to jump trough hoops to get the functionality I expected to have when forking out money for a Microsoft product.

      Microsoft failed to deliver a product people really want to have. They deliver something "you could live with after some tweaks". And they still keep going this road. It's like selling people square tiers, and arguing that "it will get better when you get used to it". Yeah - sure!

      Well - I will certainly stick to Windows 7 for a very long time! And after that? Well - let's say there are enough non-Microsoft alternatives...

    14. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that version cracked? It's a volume licensed version with a volume key, its identical to the one that was legally available before (same signature even), all they did was provide a legitimate key.

    15. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

      I find its easier to think of Windows 8 as a slight upgrade to the Wii standard operating system. Think of it like an improvement where you can resize aspects of your Wii menu.

    16. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      Translation "Win 7 ends support in 2020, if they don't pull an XP and extend it" because frankly the ONLY difference between "mainstream" and extended is supposed new features but since we have never actually GOTTEN new features (just ask those who bought Vista ultimate about those "new features to be coming") all that matters is security patches which ends in 2020.

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    17. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Charms: petty annoyances.
      Live Tiles: tiles that you want to kill.

    18. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, the main thing is not new features. See http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/.

    19. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Did you even BOTHER reading what you linked to? Asking for new features? Do you HONESTLY think that Microsoft give a shit if YOU want a new feature and you aren't the head of IT at something like GE or Ford, who frankly are big enough they can get MSFT to add any damned feature they want whenever they want? Complimentary support? Who the hell has EVER used that? Have YOU ever used that? Has anybody that you know EVER used that? And finally paid support...again you know ANYBODY that has actually hired MSFT to fix a bug that does NOT work at a fortune 500 company?

      So I'm sorry friend but as the PC shop guy who has been doing this for...sigh...nearly a quarter century I have to call bullshit, nobody cares about anything but the security patches. Hell the only reason they care about those is there tends to be several holes that are found close to EOL that MSFT never bothers to fix, there was something like 23 holes in Win98 that never got patched, 17 or 18 in win2K found close to EOL that never got fixed (not to mention never releasing SP5 so the fans had to make it themselves) and I'm sure a month or two before XP is due to kick the bucket it'll be found to have about a dozen major holes that MSFT will go "Meh, its dead in a month anyway" and just won't care.

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    20. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      My point is that it is not just and mostly is not new features. There are other kinds of non-security hotfixes to fix bugs in existing features, not to mention IE upgrades.

    21. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Sorry didn't read your entire comment, but I agree that the most important thing for consumers will likely to be the IE upgrades. It sucks these are limited to mainstream support versions of Windows.

    22. Re:Charms? Live Tiles? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Honestly friend? The IE upgrades don't even matter except for business and BYOD is quickly making it irrelevant even there. It is VERY rare now that I see a PC where the default browser is IE anymore, after MSFT screwed XP users by refusing to backport it didn't surprise me that between that and how mainstream that Chrome and Firefox has gotten IE has been dropping like a stone.

      So for MY users and customers all that really matters is the security patches, although honestly I think we are gonna see a crapload of XP systems still running after Apr 2014. I know that if another low power desktop doesn't pop into the shop at a cheap price between now and then that old Sempron I've been using as a netbox will be staying because it only uses 35w under load and does what I need it to. I tried Win 7 on it but I could never get a driver that was stable for the Ethernet nor sound and I have no desire to fill the system up with cards. While I have gotten my customers off of XP I know the other less scrupulous shops are still selling XP boxes right now, so it will be interesting to see what happens.

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  5. Idiocracy! by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Christ almighty! Would someone please tell Microsoft that Windows 8 is a content consumption platform whereas the corporate world needs a multi-tasking UI. This is fucking bullshit!

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    1. Re:Idiocracy! by Goodyob · · Score: 5, Funny
    2. Re:Idiocracy! by lucm · · Score: 0

      People want to upload pictures on Facebook and comment on infotainment articles. The fact that there is a permanent "Share" widget in Windows 8 speaks volume.

      Resistance is futile. If you are in the corporate world then jump on the cloud bandwagon and build idiot-proof SaaS solutions or perish.

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    3. Re:Idiocracy! by gagol · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Guess what? Consumers generally consumes content on their computers... you know, the vast majority of human beings.

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    4. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still have a lot to improve, 2x2, 4x4, 16x16...

    5. Re:Idiocracy! by JDG1980 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Guess what? Consumers generally consumes content on their computers... you know, the vast majority of human beings.

      And most of those consumers have already largely switched to smartphones and tablets. In a vain attempt to win them back, Microsoft has sacrificed their competitive advantage with business users – you know, the ones who actually pay the vast majority of their licensing fees...

    6. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 2

      You can multi-task, where does it say you can't? All you have to do is skip the Metro apps, which shouldn't be a problem if you're multi-tasking since that very fact means you have non-Metro programs that you're currently using.

    7. Re:Idiocracy! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you know, as a person who has to use windows 7 sometimes at home and work, I can only say your sentence reads as complete gibberish. so does the article: charms, Name Group and Live Tiles....gad.

    8. Re:Idiocracy! by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      what's modern about that non-MT crap that panders to morons? why have an OS with some features that pander to morons?

    9. Re:Idiocracy! by Lendrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't really give you both, though. The whole thing is built to make it inconvenient to use in desktop mode, because now you have to go back to a full screen menu every time you want to start another application. The purpose of Windows 8 is to throw Metro in your face, so as to push Windows developers to use Metro, and therefore be forced to go through Microsoft's app store (or whatever the fuck they're calling it since Apple apparently owns the phrase "app store"). Short of purchasing extra programs, there's no way to avoid fucking around with Metro when using Windows 8.

    10. Re:Idiocracy! by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The "vast majority of human beings" don't sign massive EA contracts that pay Microsoft's bills.

      We'll see how it shakes out when enterprises begin tinkering with OSX and/or Linux on larger scales towards the end of their upgrade cycles.

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    11. Re:Idiocracy! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Be sure to tell that to those that earn a paycheck off a computer as a business platform. And unless my company pays me for jacking off to Windows 8, I will not be going near that OS. I will force myself to learn Linux or go the OSX platform. Microsoft is on borrowed time.

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    12. Re:Idiocracy! by a_mari_usque_ad_mare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I use Windows 8 on my school laptop (grad student in materials engineering) and I am not thrilled with the news of this update. Everything they mention is related to metro, the touchscreen interface for Windows 8, with nothing on the desktop/laptop side. The main complaint with Windows 8 was that the metro stuff should have been optional, as it is not needed or wanted on a normal PC. With the Blue update we see that after hearing the criticism and commentary from the release of Windows 8, MS' only response is a few tweaks here and there.

      I'm worried by MS' attitude more than anything else, like the idea that the desktop is just for legacy software, and that metro is the future. Metro or whatever you want to call is not the future of the PC. It not even the future of touch. It's an also-ran, second rate touch OS, and it continues to sell poorly next to iOS and Android. I've used all 3 OS' on touch devices, and even there metro is not great. Alot of buttons and controls are hidden by default, so you are always trying to toggle between different views. Maybe someone spiked the water in Redmond, because I never imagined that after winning the desktop OS wars they would just lose interest and abandon their users.

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    13. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I treat the start screen as a replacement for the start menu, switch the default file associations back to the non-metro, non-functionally-deficient versions which are all still there, learned the WIN+D shortcut and called it a day. No need to bother with special shells or anything -- I don't spend that much time using Windows itself, mostly programs that run on it.

      The only thing the Start menu had that was actually nice was when it got that little text field that let me hit the WIN key, type a program's name and press enter. Start screen has the same functionality. Before that feature existed, the Start menu was at best a necessary evil and at worst a schizoid stopgap measure for MS's inability to create an interface with some kind of overarching logic

    14. Re:Idiocracy! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      [...] the corporate world needs a multi-tasking UI.

      Actually, my somewhat old experience in the corporate world pretty much says the opposite.

      Consider most people in the corporate world with PCs. The ones I saw, way back when, would tend to hit the maximize button so that the application window took up the whole screen. They weren't taking advantage of multiple overlapping windows and tended to get confused by them. In fact, those people who came over from Windows to Mac were always confused that the maximize button wouldn't expand everything to fit the whole screen and would also get confused when they inadvertently clicked on the desktop and suddenly their typing was going somewhere else.

      Now maybe your typical corporate Windows user has gotten smarter since I last paid attention back in the XP days, but I tend to doubt it.

    15. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will force myself to learn Linux

      It's not the 90s, with the major distributions you can do almost everything through the GUI. If there's a problem you can only resolve through the terminal you can just Google it and the solution will be right there. Pretty much like OS X without as much spit and polish.

    16. Re:Idiocracy! by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. The "shut up and stop going beyond the lowest common denominator" argument. You are learning well from the Apple fans.

    17. Re:Idiocracy! by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 2

      because now you have to go back to a full screen menu every time you want to start another application.

      And this is why you should not believe what you read and actually go and try it yourself. That's wrong, and so is the rest of what you wrote.

      You can still pin applications to the task bar and create shortcuts on your desktop if you so choose. Because of the way the taskbar handles multiple instances, you don't get the 20 window stack clutter like you had in XP. Once I go to the 'desktop' mode, I don't have to go back to the ModernUI as I already have everything pinned. Even when I do go back to the ModernUI to launch a program, it's the same as it was in Win7 - windows key and start typing the name then press enter or click it.

    18. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with SaaS is now you've now brought the browser into the picture.
      Speaking as a web programmer, web programming is for chumps.
      The pathetic state of affairs in regards to Flash, HTML5, CSS, WebGL, Java Applets etc. etc. etc. IMHO prove the existence of Satan.

    19. Re:Idiocracy! by lucm · · Score: 1

      Java applets? Are you from the past?

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    20. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      What Jaktar said.

      Opening up a program in Windows 8 is either Windows key then type the name of the program or Windows key click if the program is on a tile on the main screen. It's really not a problem.

    21. Re:Idiocracy! by pspahn · · Score: 1

      ...because?? Think of the morons??

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    22. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      PROTIP: Large swaths of the population are morons.

      Gentoo may be the bestest ever for the techbros to show off their e-peen, but the reality is that catering to the most technically inclined people is not a winning strategy, giving people the means to do what they want with the least amount of effort is the best goal for an OS meant for mass consumption.

    23. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 3, Informative

      I seriously doubt that MS is dropping the desktop or considering it legacy. The reality is that Microsoft is unifying their interface across phone, tablet and computer and since tablets are the future and tablets use touch, touch is the priority. This is obviously imperfect for those of us who still use traditional form-factor computers, but in 5-10 years we'll be a minority (if not sooner).

      I think that Metro is actually Microsoft, for the first time in a long time, being ahead of the curve. I expect Apple will be following suit within a few years.

    24. Re:Idiocracy! by SpazmodeusG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That screenshot doesn't show just how bad windows management in Metro is. There's actually no way to display two apps side by side. You know how you sometimes like to read a PDF on one half of the screen and an editor in the other? You can't do that. Metro application have two modes. Fullscreen or snapped into a 320px narrow margin.

      It's quite telling that the Windows Blue preview advertises "you can run two apps side-by-side for better multitasking". Metro is so bad at Window management even the newest version will be nowhere near the abilities of Windows 1.0. You can't arbitrarily size programs. That might be acceptable for a phone but it's just ridiculous on a PC.

    25. Re:Idiocracy! by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      Therein lies the problem with Linux and it's ever weak adoption rate.

      As you say, it is not the 90's anymore. The average user SHOULD NOT have to open the terminal FOR ANY REASON.

    26. Re:Idiocracy! by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Nope. Corporate will do just fine with 8. It's mostly web apps, outlook and excel docs that haven't been converted to dashboards yet.

      They mostly set meetings, take notes, read reports, enter data and write emails with a little web research when needed (rarely).

      Sure there's IT and the creative folks but that's less than 30%.

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    27. Re:Idiocracy! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Don't be surprised how often the average Windows user is asked by "HelpDesk" to launch cmd and then run ipconfig /all, then ipconfig /flushdns and so on.

      Whether Linux/Windows/OSX it's the same thing.

      Hence my proposal: http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com/idea/29001/

      Even advanced users might find use for it (since it allows you to use keyboard shortcuts to do under the hood stuff).

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    28. Re:Idiocracy! by tftp · · Score: 1

      Corporate will do just fine with 8. [...] They mostly set meetings, take notes, read reports, enter data and write emails with a little web research when needed (rarely).

      All that at the same time. Maybe your corporate people are lazy, but the ones I know are multitasking so much that a common engineer cannot even compete. An engineer works on one project, and it's a big deal if the boss calls and asks for an interruption. However the boss has no such excuse - he is *expected* to work on *all* projects that his department does, and at the same time too.

      A boss may call his engineer and say "Listen, Bob, we need a Visio chart of how this gizmo and that widget are interoperating." And he can get back "Sure, boss, you will get it tomorrow." Boss will eat this because that's all he can do. However boss's own manager often calls and says "Listen, Jim, I need that quad chart that you had back at $x presentation - just change $a and $b and $c to match our $d, and send it to me. I need it in five minutes. OK?" The boss cannot say "no" to that - and here comes multitasking because all those requests come all the time. You can say that the manager is wrong and he shouldn't overexert his lower managers - but sometimes that's how the dice falls. Managers can be very busy sometimes (especially those who are almost good.) Only a small portion of their workload is preplanned (meet with suppliers, have a meeting.) The workload that comes from the business side is entirely random and depends on what customers want. You cannot predict that. A manager may sit idly at his desk at 3pm on Friday, anticipating an uneventful weekend, and at 3:10pm he may be typing madly to prepare a business proposal for a customer who called at 3:05pm.

      That's why a typical boss has Outlook running in a corner of the screen, so that he can see what new disasters developed while he wasn't looking; and he needs to run some note taking application to see what fires he needs to put out before lunch; and he has an IM application running, so that engineers can send him their pleas; and he has a few Word, Excel and PowerPoints running at the same time, in different completion stages. Many have not just the work account, so they have their personal mail open; if they have VoIP then its console is also on that screen. It gets pretty cluttered sometimes. If a manager is not overworked then he is either a genius or a lazy person who can be fired with no harm to the company.

    29. Re:Idiocracy! by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      You can do all that stuff in desktop mode of Windows 8. And with dual monitors, Win8 always has at least one screen in desktop mode. Thank goodness.

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    30. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UI in windows 8 is the same as the UI in Windows 7, including all the multi-tasking. The only difference is the start menu which in a corporate environment you could easily disable or replace with start button again. People that rant about the start screen usually are those that don't seem to have tried win 8. Seriously if you hate it then disable it and put a start menu in, but apart from that screen the UI is pretty much the same.

    31. Re:Idiocracy! by linebackn · · Score: 1

      Consider most people in the corporate world with PCs. The ones I saw, way back when, would tend to hit the maximize button so that the application window took up the whole screen. They weren't taking advantage of multiple overlapping windows and tended to get confused by them

      This is an interesting observation, and one I have seen too. However one should consider that Microsoft could have chosen a different path to make dealing with full screen applications easier in a way that integrated with the existing desktop window management - rather than just throwing it all away.

    32. Re:Idiocracy! by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      No. You launch processes in Win8 the same you did in Win7; hit the windows key, type the first few letters of the program and hit enter. What's the big deal?

    33. Re:Idiocracy! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      we're talking about the corporate environment though - the windowing/menu UI has been evolved and refined and should not be suddenly thrown away for ribbons and tiles and charms and such crap. We're not using giant cell phones at work.

    34. Re:Idiocracy! by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      The reality is that Microsoft is unifying their interface across phone, tablet and computer and since tablets are the future and tablets use touch, touch is the priority. This is obviously imperfect for those of us who still use traditional form-factor computers, but in 5-10 years we'll be a minority (if not sooner).
       

      In 5-10 years from now this nonsensical fad will be replaced by another soon after RSI hospital bills are tallied and enough people give up and break out the keyboards. You will notice even Microsofts ultra trendy surface comes with a keyboard.

      I think that Metro is actually Microsoft, for the first time in a long time, being ahead of the curve. I expect Apple will be following suit within a few years.

      We have all of these resources and tools but the OS vendors choose to piss them away by focusing on shallow useless interfaces and shells.

      I think Metro is actually ahead of some bullshit hipster curve that means nothing and helps nobody.

      The hardware people are kicking ass while the software people sit on theirs. It is pathetic and sorry.

      This aint about progress its about extracting as much value as possible from the market. MS wants a percent of all software sold. They want apples deal while at the same time a whole lot of interests line up to lock down computation. The future is about greed and aggregation of power. If you are happy with your ipad and having one company dictate what software you can and cannot run you will love the goddamn future.

    35. Re:Idiocracy! by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      The desktop is *right there* where it always was (ok, you have to click 1 button to show it when the PC starts up now, whoop-de-fucking-do). Why are people even trying to use Metro on work machines? It's awful for productivity. Fortunately, Win8 has not taken away the desktop, and it offers quite a few improvements that have nothing to do with Metro at all - in fact, it offers some desktop-specific improvements too!

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    36. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried the 8 desktop it hands down better than 7.

    37. Re:Idiocracy! by graphius · · Score: 2

      So in other words, the taskbar now acts like a very primitive dock, like OSX, or Cairo Dock in Linux...
      Great theory, but it is still a cludgy solution that has been implemented much better on other OS's

    38. Re:Idiocracy! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that MS is dropping the desktop or considering it legacy. The reality is that Microsoft is unifying their interface across phone, tablet and computer and since tablets are the future and tablets use touch, touch is the priority. This is obviously imperfect for those of us who still use traditional form-factor computers, but in 5-10 years we'll be a minority (if not sooner).

      Perhaps most laptops have a touchscreen whether you want it to or not, if you don't want to use it then don't. Perhaps they are mostly detachable or convertible or whatever so if you use it in tablet mode you want touch, again if you don't need a tablet don't use it that way. Economics of scale and standardization can quickly lead to you getting it even if you don't need it. But I really don't see a lot of people at the office using the computer only or even mostly in touch mode. If you want to type or click with any kind of speed and precision, keyboard and mouse is still the way to go.

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    39. Re:Idiocracy! by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Did you say Idiocracy?

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    40. Re:Idiocracy! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      That's why a typical boss has Outlook running in a corner of the screen, so that he can see what new disasters developed while he wasn't looking [...]

      Which is why Windows 8 has a Notification Center for that sort of thing. Same with IMs and VoIP.

      [...] he has a few Word, Excel and PowerPoints running at the same time, in different completion stages.

      Which don't need to be sitting on the screen at the same time.

    41. Re:Idiocracy! by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Not only that, snapping doesn't work unless you have a widescreen monitor. I have a 1280x1024 monitor and you can't do it.
      Metro apps won't even run at all if you try to run it on a 720p television. I had to bump it to 1080i to get it to run.

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    42. Re:Idiocracy! by tftp · · Score: 2

      Which is why Windows 8 has a Notification Center for that sort of thing. Same with IMs and VoIP.

      I don't know about that. There is a lot of information in those windows that you, as a manager, have to decide upon. You can't just say that "you've got mail." We all do, all the time. The trick is in seeing who sent it, and about what.

      Which don't need to be sitting on the screen at the same time.

      Overlapping windows killed DesqView in no time. I guess there was a reason for that?

    43. Re:Idiocracy! by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Unless you want to launch a control panel applet or some other setting. What was "start-button, type, enter" on Windows 7 is now "start-button, type, search for mouse pointer, locate settings button, click, enter".

    44. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      The ribbon is supposedly quite popular among newer users, I don't like it but apparently it's good for people who aren't used to the old interface. You still have the windowing UI if you want it, it works just like before even, I rarely see the Metro interface myself and when I do it's usually just for a few seconds while I'm typing the name of the program I want to use.

      In practice the Metro UI isn't a big deal for me, at all. I expect that the vast majority of people will agree if they give it a little time.

    45. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Or you can keep typing until the one you want is at the top, I haven't had to click on anything for a while.

    46. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Of course, because no one wants to type on a tablet sized touchscreen, but most usage doesn't involve a lot of typing, so that's a moot point.

    47. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Which is why tablets will have docking stations that give them access to full-size monitors and keyboards (or at least laptop size). When you're reading Facebook on the toilet it's a tablet, when you actually need to type something then you drop it in the docking station, type, send and disconnect. Done.

      Corporate users may stick with desktops due to not wanting users to be taking tablets anywhere, so they may stay the course with desktops at least for the pleb-level workers.

    48. Re:Idiocracy! by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't that the thing I'm searching for isn't at the top, but that you need to manually switch to the settings search before control panel applets and settings panels will even show up at all.

    49. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not gonna happen. Any reasonably large complex company has dozens of mission-critical line-of-business apps that have been haphazardly cobbled together over the last 20 years. It would take far more money and effort than these companies would be willing to spend to dump Windows. Just as most things have failed to migrate to web apps, they will fail to migrate to Apple/Linux. No CEO is going to risk losing their job for such little benefit. Plus just imagine how insanely more it would cost these companies to replace every computer with an Apple computer.

    50. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry - but even in a "home" environment a lot of typing has to be done.

      Example? Well - to get this message on this site I have to type the words. No "sweeps or gestures" will get this message typed out.

      Tell me again - what advances "touch" has did you say?

    51. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait! You really said you have to type something in to get a program?

      And all those complaint about (the older versions of) Linux doing the same?
      I don't get it...

    52. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like what?

    53. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't MULTI tasking, that is DUAL TASKING.

      I want to be able to use MULTIPLE tools at once without them forced to be size in specific resolution (Modern UI snapping is tied to resolution, not to percentage).

    54. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      you're forgetting one part: the content that is consumed by these masses of tards needs to be created somewhere.. the traditional desktop is just fine for consumption as well..

    55. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      Then I guess all of them are still stuck in the 90s... There are plenty of instances in every os where regular users have to go to a terminal to fix stuff.

    56. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      metro is not better than a simple menu. that is all. no one asked for a full screen start menu. it's nice for stunted devices like tablets, but not for a place where real work gets done.

    57. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to hack around such a big obstruction? This isn't the same as having a few unwanted icons on the desktop.. It's obvious that explorer shell is being phased out.. Your solutions don't address the obvious trends here and the trouble they're causing.

    58. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Insightful

      man you people just don't get it

      If you're resigned to typing out executable names, then you don't need a gui or menu at all, fullscreen or otherwise, ergo metro is useless

      If you want to start programs with out extra keyboard/mouse/(touchscreen) context switching, a little menu in the corner is far better than a fullscreen context interrupting scrolling pile of crap, ergo metro is useless.

      It's meant for a touchscreen! Stop making excuses for it!

    59. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      tablets are the future..for certain use cases.. Traditional desktops capabilities are a superset of a tablet ui. How does microsoft expect people to create content for all those tablets using newbified interfaces? Touch is NOT better than a mouse for this kind of work. I don't care how much you adore minority report. That kind of interface is worse than useless.

    60. Re:Idiocracy! by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      Stop justifying design deficits with accusations of user failure.

    61. Re:Idiocracy! by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure that we're all from the past.

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    62. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what? There are people who are writing whole essays or managing multiple inventories (physical, you know, screws and stuff) on their computer. Or, huh, write applications with it.

      Though, I love that Microsoft is kicking the corporate world in the nuts with their move to embrace the content consumers. It gives me the nice little, warm and cozy feeling that the monopoly has an expiration date which is just one or two versions away.

    63. Re:Idiocracy! by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      People that rant about the start screen usually are those that don't seem to have tried win 8.

      Just nuked my Windows 8 installation a couple days ago after using it for about three months. I never got over the pain and mess that the Start Screen causes.

      Seriously if you hate it then disable it and put a start menu in, but apart from that screen the UI is pretty much the same.

      The Start menu is a third-party hack... the OS is clearly meant to use without it.

    64. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make sense. If Apple were going for the lowest common denominator, Apple would make products that are exactly like every Dell, HP, Gateway, and Acer in the store.

    65. Re:Idiocracy! by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dude do you think keyboard and mouse survived for 30+ years because...what, nobody could build a pad? The K&M has survived this long because it is the most efficient interface for complex tasks. Sure if all you want to do is surf or passively watch video? Then touch is fine but all that content has to be created somewhere and pads just don't cut it once the software UI gets any measure of complexity.

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    66. Re:Idiocracy! by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      So we should go back to cheat sheets like we had back in 86? What progress! Be sure to let me know when they bring back DOS while they are at it, hell why not just replace the desktop completely with nothing but a "run" box? By the same logic that would be the bestest GUI evar!

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    67. Re:Idiocracy! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The one and only reason we don't see even more touch screens is that they are expensive. A cut-rate digitizer replacement for my cellphone is twenty bucks. That balloons to someplace between forty and eighty bucks when we look at the reflection in the actual price. That's a four inch display. People will use touch screens for some things if they have them, but they're not going to pay a lot for occasional use.

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    68. Re:Idiocracy! by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      That image is hilarious. I like "gunshot to ass" button; it's so common, there's a dedicated button for it! lol

    69. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want you to get used to it and start consuming Windows phone, instead of iOS/Android. They're aware it's inferior in 90% aspects to the traditional desktop. So they literally put it in your throat. Enjoy!

      5 years from now they're going to regret decision to push Metro, though.

    70. Re:Idiocracy! by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that we're all from the past.

      Not me. I'm from the future...but not your future... :o)

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    71. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Blue you can do half and half.

    72. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think that Metro is actually Microsoft, for the first time in a long time, being ahead of the curve.

      You have that 100% wrong. MS is very much behind the curve, almost still on the flat, with modern smartphones and tablets. Consults have told them that the reason that WP7 didn't sell was because of unfamiliarity with the UI. MS figured that if they could make the UI 'familiar' to everyone then they would _demand_ it on the phones and tablets.

      Hence Windows 8 forces that UI down users throats until they grow to love it, or die.

      The actual result will be that many users will hate it and will reject WP8 and Windows tablets.

      I do not want touch on my desktop, my screen is out of reach because that is most comfortable and allows me to have stuff between me and the screen. I do not want touch on my TV for obvious reasons. I do not want touch on my car's dashboard, because that requires me to look at it.

      Touch on a phone or camera is acceptable because of the size of the device. On a tablet there is usually no other means of input (though MS want to make tablets that are like floppy laptops).

      So, no, I do not want a stinking phone UI on everything.

    73. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      And yet nothing, nothing at ALL, is preventing you from getting real work done with Metro in place. The difference in actual fact is tiny and it's trivially easy to go through a day seeing the Start Screen for no more than a few seconds. THE HORROR!

    74. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Tablets are the future for consumers, tablets+docking stations will suffice for most creators by giving them the keyboard and mouse they want. In 5 years only the dedicated enthusiasts will have a need for a desktop.

    75. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      No, YOU don't get it. It works fine in practice, it really does, and all theory aside that's all that's really important, does it WORK, and it does. You may not LIKE it, because it's different and you didn't ask for the change, but the fact of the matter is that for typical computer us it works no worse and sometimes better than the previous style of interface. The ONLY thing I missed from the Start Menu is the Computer button, and even for that I've switched to Windows+E which is faster anyway.

    76. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Hence docking stations. When tablets fully replace desktops/laptops people who want them will get docking stations that allow them to use their tablets as desktops when they want to. SOME people will, of course, stick with traditional form factors because of their needs, but the vast majority of people would be fine with a tablet+docking station. Having that setup would simplify things as well, my dad currently has a desktop, laptop and tablet, the tablet has the POWER to do anything he's using his computers for, the only thing it lacks is the interface. If he had a docking station for the tablet and the tablet had Office then he'd probably be totally fine making the switch.

    77. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Hardly. I know the name of the program I want to launch and so do you. If it's one of the few that you don't remember then there's an All Programs button that'll give you the whole list. Most people use fewer programs that we do as well, if my sister had Windows 8 there'd probably be a total of 3 tiles on her Start Screen and she'd never need more.

    78. Re:Idiocracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the number of people doing complex tasks that can not be accomplished using a touch-centric interface is far-outweighed by the number of people who just need a simple OS for browsing, emails, taxes, etc?

      I totally agree that the keyboard and mouse is the most efficient way for some complex tasks but I also know that most people don't really need that capability in their day-to-day OS.

    79. Re:Idiocracy! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Their example of multitasking is playing music while having their shopping application open.

    80. Re:Idiocracy! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You don't need to go to metro to start apps. This is the first time in a very long time that I start apps by going through the "Program Files" directories :-) Seriously, that's more friendly than the metro tiles. If you don't have your application pinned to metro then it's a lot of mouse movement to bring up the full menu (essentially the old start menu but with everything expanded at once). If you do have your application pinned in metro then you could have pinned it on the desktop anyway.

      Start Menu was great for those rarely used applications or just for browsing to see what you have installed. Metro is bad for that. It's a completely different UI and usage mode from the desktop, so anyone who uses the desktop 99.99% of the time will be fumbling around when trying to use Metro.

      The start menu folders still exist though. You can pin them to the task bar if you want (you need to pin more than one though, your personal one plus system wide start menu). Still a bit annoying and doesn't have the extras that Windows 7 start menu had. It's a bit like being back on Windows 98 in a lot of ways.

    81. Re:Idiocracy! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      His solutions are along the lines of "I love Windows 8 New Style UI, and if only others could use it then they would automatically love it the way I do, people who use it and don't love it are heretics."

    82. Re:Idiocracy! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      So we can put a separate CPU and RAM and storage in the docking station, we could call it...oh I don't know...a "personal computer" perhaps?

      Dude the users ain't gaining SHIT from this, the only ones gaining are the corps who are able to push locked down game consoles instead of general purpose computing! Think its an accident that MSFT is trying to become as proprietary as Apple? That both are pushing for DRM baked into HTML standards? Its about game consoles, its about pushing the user into a model where the CORP decides what runs (and gets 30% of each program) and can force you to toss a working device simply by changing the API so that your programs can't be updated, duh!

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    83. Re:Idiocracy! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      No, this is wrong. They are unifying the METRO interface across those three platforms. The desktop interface (the one where you can actually do useful things) will not be on the tablet or phone (except maybe the Surface which is sort of an overpriced hybrid).

      Metro is not ahead of the curve. It is for consumers, it is not for producers. The usability for doing actual work is not there, even if it does happen to be simplified enough for passive watchers of media. ALL the apps metro has today are dumbed down smartphone like apps, it does not have serious productivity applications, not even in its productivity area of the store (at the most it has some utilities, like Evernote). No spreadsheets, no word processors, no developer tools, no command line shells, no GUI builders, no visual design tools, no circuit layout tools, no databases, no accounting and financial suites, no CAD tools. But tons and tons of social media applets...

      When it does have some apps you might want to use (as utilities) it requires you to sign up for your Microsoft Account, complete bullshit. You can't download free open source apps from their store without first giving away your privacy. No one doing real work would use Metro instead of the desktop.

    84. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      So we can put a separate CPU and RAM and storage in the docking station, we could call it...oh I don't know...a "personal computer" perhaps?

      Requiring people to have two devices when they can easily get by with only one. A Docking station will be $20, computer are not likely ever drop below $200. It'll be more convenient and cheaper for most people to use tablet+docking station.

    85. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      They are unifying the METRO interface across those three platforms.

      Correct, which makes sense since for most people tablets and phones are more important already than computers and that's only going to get stronger.

      The desktop interface (the one where you can actually do useful things) will not be on the tablet or phone (except maybe the Surface which is sort of an overpriced hybrid).

      Why would they put the desktop interface anywhere else? It doesn't fit anywhere else.

      Metro is not ahead of the curve. It is for consumers, it is not for producers. The usability for doing actual work is not there, even if it does happen to be simplified enough for passive watchers of media. ALL the apps metro has today are dumbed down smartphone like apps, it does not have serious productivity applications, not even in its productivity area of the store (at the most it has some utilities, like Evernote). No spreadsheets, no word processors, no developer tools, no command line shells, no GUI builders, no visual design tools, no circuit layout tools, no databases, no accounting and financial suites, no CAD tools. But tons and tons of social media applets...

      When it does have some apps you might want to use (as utilities) it requires you to sign up for your Microsoft Account, complete bullshit. You can't download free open source apps from their store without first giving away your privacy. No one doing real work would use Metro instead of the desktop.

      Which is why the desktop is and will always be still there. I find it amusing how every time there's a discussion about this people pretend that the desktop isn't still there and fully usable. It IS there, I promise, I'm using it RIGHT NOW. Installing Windows 8 did not hamper my ability to do real work on my computer AT ALL. It just pushed me towards a faster way to start applications that was available in 7 but I didn't use because I was stuck in the Windows 95 mindset. If I wanted to go back to Windows 95 I still have the ability to do that as well with the "All apps" button, but I can't think of a compelling reason why I would.

    86. Re:Idiocracy! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually the only ones keeping PCs above $200 is MSFT, remove the Windows license and I could build a COTS Bobcat dual core for around $120 and that is just me, I'm sure an OEM could do even better.

      And by your logic why not just get rid of everything but cellphones, that's all folks will ever need, right? The "dirty little secret" nobody will talk about is the BEST chips made by ARM right now can't even match the IPC of a Pentium 4, that is a has been 8 year old X86 chip! Why do you think Nvidia is up to 5 cores, Samsung 6 cores? Because ARM just don't scale worth a crap, its like trying to get a Pinto to pull a boat, its just not built for what folks want it to do.

      Now if they come out with some new CPU design or battery tech that lets you haul the equivalent of a core i7 or even an i5 in that iPad? THEN I'll agree with you, but now? Now its trying to fit a family of 6 into a 2 seater, its just not a good fit.

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    87. Re:Idiocracy! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      Cell phones could do the job as well, but as a single-device they are a little more difficult to work with. The tablet form-factor is good for most things but using a cell phone to power a tablet seems like it would be clumsy. Tablet+Cell phone+Docking station is the future.

      Current ARM chips are powerful enough for everything normal people do except high-def video, which is handled in hardware already. Stop thinking like an enthusiast and think like an ordinary consumer, ordinary consumers don't need i7s or octa-core Xeons, excepting my computer the fastest computer in my extended family is my dad's 2.3 Ghz Pentium Dual-core and that's fast enough for everything he does.

      As I have to keep saying eery time this is brought up, ENTHUSIASTS WILL ALWAYS HAVE DESKTOPS AND DESKTOP INTERFACES, but everyone ELSE will be happy with a tablet and a docking station.

  6. Who thought it was a typo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I saw 9364 Windows bluescreens.

  7. yay for progress! by Osgeld · · Score: 5, Funny

    one of the featured screenshots being a calculator that will suck up every inch of my large desktop monitor, take that you 20 year old serial terminal in the other room and your fucking text based "windows"

    1. Re:yay for progress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the issue. They have completely ignored how users use the interface on desktops.

    2. Re:yay for progress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 year old serial terminal.

      20 years ago your average office toiler would be using win 3.1 or macos or even x if you were lucky. Maybe some dos thrown in there but it was on its way out for sure.

      Tempus fuckit.

    3. Re:yay for progress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      serial terminals still exists, I worked in a warehouse 6 years ago that every terminal was a monochrome terminal, not everyone is a officeworker, and thank god, someone has to actually be productive

    4. Re:yay for progress! by linebackn · · Score: 1

      It's looking even more like Windows 1.01:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcPbsfF3qI

      How far we have come... backwards.

    5. Re:yay for progress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would someone use it fullscreen. Whenever I use a calculator in 8 I have it docked to the side while I have my bank statements or whatever docked on the majority of the screen. Why would anyone ever use it fullscreen?

    6. Re:yay for progress! by RobertCrandall · · Score: 1

      because they've never actually used the os.

    7. Re:yay for progress! by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Because if you don't have a wide screen monitor, it's the only way it will run. Buy a new monitor? Why should I throw out something that works fine just for a $15 OS?

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    8. Re:yay for progress! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      serial terminals still exists, I worked in a warehouse 6 years ago that every terminal was a monochrome terminal, not everyone is a officeworker, and thank god, someone has to actually be productive

      Sure, they're still around. But I suspect that today PCs running a terminal emulator (usually IBM, occasionally vt) are more common than actual glass terminals...

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  8. what about underneath by Dan9999 · · Score: 2
    As a person who will use the right os for the job and have no actual feelings about them, I'm more curious to know what has changed in the os rather than the ui. Anyone have any details? I'm waiting for automatic vm of every application, more integration with products outside the company. Another incarnation of an agent(maybe it will suck like the others but please don't stop trying), automatic knowledge of its physical location and surroundings(your remote is under the pillow), subsecond desktop transitions when a different user sits down, a simple fast api that maps all integration and configuration (slow wmi+wi+code-what-you-can is getting tedious and costs companies a lot of money)... lots more but anyways...

    So, anyone have any meat on the new version?

    1. Re:what about underneath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No safe mode.

      No POP3 support.

    2. Re:what about underneath by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Answer to your questions, (some are on my wish list too), "fuck no, little man, we're not interested in providing additional utility, we're too busy chasing the latest c00l marketing paradigm!"

      A killer for me was when Win8 flat-out refused to run some of my apps that ran very well under Win7.

  9. Blue? by simonbp · · Score: 2

    Why is a Windows release named after its most famous failure screen? Is the marketing department that ignorant?

    1. Re:Blue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it's all part of Ballmer's secret plan to take over the company and destroy it from inside out, he's doing a pretty good so far.

    2. Re:Blue? by jader3rd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is a Windows release named after its most famous failure screen? Is the marketing department that ignorant?

      Because they're willing to be bold and daring.

    3. Re:Blue? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      It's an internal code name. Like Chicago, Longhorn and Cairo

      the proper name is going to be windows 9.

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    4. Re:Blue? by theedgeofoblivious · · Score: 0

      Sure it will.

      When is the last time Microsoft named subsequent operating systems subsequently?

      Windows 3.1
      Windows 3.11 for Workgroups
      Windows 95
      Windows 98
      Windows ME
      Windows 2000
      Windows XP
      Windows Vista
      Windows 7 (?!?!?!?!)

      The next version of Windows may be called "Windows 8". But given their history, it just seems incredibly unlikely.

      I'd expect the next version of Windows to be called "Windows Kumquat" or something equally nonsensical and meaningless.

    5. Re:Blue? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      At Win7 they said they would go back to the number scheme for a good while.

    6. Re:Blue? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Because "Blow" was taken.

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    7. Re:Blue? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why is a Windows release named after its most famous failure screen?

      They phased out BSOD: The new Metro Crash Screen will have a different random character each in it's own pretty tile.
       

    8. Re:Blue? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Why is a Windows release named after its most famous failure screen? Is the marketing department that ignorant?

      Because they're willing to be bold and daring.

      "There are Old pilots and there are Bold pilots, but there are no Old Bold pilots!"

      Stupidity is contra-survival...

  10. Refusing to give customers what we want by JDG1980 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Several sites have screenshots from the build; Hot Hardware says "Assuming this is all completely legitimate, the most obvious change pertains to the Metro UI, including greater flexibility in sizing Live Tiles and customizing the Start screen, particularly as the Personalize setting (among others, including Devices and Share) is now under the Settings charm. The Name Group feature for the Start menu looks a little more polished, too."

    They don't get it, do they? Power users and most business users don't want to tinker with the Metro UI. We want to be able to get rid of it and boot straight into the Desktop with a traditional Start Menu.

    1. Re:Refusing to give customers what we want by fermion · · Score: 1
      Most end users do not understand who the customers are. Yes the business user is a customer. But the business user, as shown by MS willingness to include downgrade license, do not need a new upgrade every couple years. In a business environnent I have only used Windows 3.11, NT, XP and 7. That is four versions in 20 years. The business customer is a customer, but mostly for the MS license, not the latest version of WIndows

      Power users might be a customer if they build their own machines and buy the fully licensed full software. While I do realize that some do build machines, I hear a lot completes around here complaining that the cheaper OEM version should not be used on this macine. In any case the power user might be a gamer, which is not going to buy much MS stuff, or a developer, who is dependent on MS.

      Which leaves only on group as the major customer of MS. The computer manufacturers. These are the people who want a new version of MS, preferably incompatible with old hardware, to drive computer sales. Of course this may be changing, as MS moves to more direct hardware sales to consumer. We may be seeing this change in the new MS plan to release an major OS upgrade, not a SP, every 6 months, as well as to license software for a limited time.

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  11. How not to design a tiling window manager by knarf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can sort of see what Microsoft is trying to do with Windows 8. The idea is not theirs, nor is it a new idea. It actually goes back a long, long time. When GUIs were born designers wanted to implement direct-manipulation as much as possible. The user had to be able to grab anything, drag and drop and click and whatnot it. This included the windows used by programs, if the user wanted to have that giant word processor in a 50x50 pixel window overlapped by a dozen other windows then they should be able to.

    Now that GUIs are old hat, all that direct manipulation is getting a bit long in the tooth. Shuffling windows around, organizing them 'just' so is just as inefficient as doing the same to text in a word processor. Why not leave all that repetitive work to the computer? That is what machines are for, after all? In short, Microsoft has discovered the advantages of tiling window managers.

    The sad part is that they seem to have forgotten to study the subject before designing Windows 8. All they had to do was install one of the many available existing tiling window managers on a unix of choice and give it a whir. Xmonad or dwm or any of the others do an infinitely better job of it than Windows 8 does. They work with the user, not against him/her.

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    1. Re:How not to design a tiling window manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to go "back a long, long time" when the current UI is the product of 20 years of evolution and natural selection?

    2. Re:How not to design a tiling window manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Or they could have had a look at this one ancient OS called Windows 3.1, which had tiling as an option in some places, which actually also worked better than in Windows 8.

      But I guess that since that feature was nuked in Win95 MSFT figured that they should start anew instead.

    3. Re:How not to design a tiling window manager by RDW · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to go "back a long, long time" when the current UI is the product of 20 years of evolution and natural selection?

      Well, it certainly isn't the product of Intelligent Design!

    4. Re:How not to design a tiling window manager by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has discovered the advantages of tiling window managers.

      Which is funny, because Windows 1.0 didn't allow overlapping Windows, so users were basically forced into tiling.

      Metro: Windows 1.0 R2

  12. windows blue screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No thanks, i've seen those before.

  13. How about Windows Red instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go through the colors of the classic Windows logo first. Windows Green, Windows Yellow and then Windows Blue.

  14. Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by tuppe666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe I'd better luck wishing for some higher res displays as standard on notebooks... How is it that cell phones need 1080p displays, but for doing real work, 1366x768 is supposed to be great ?!

    ...maybe you should look at a chromebook like the pixel. [2560 x 1700 at 239 PPI] which has a higher than 1080P resolution :)

    http://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/devices/chromebook-pixel/

    1. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by besalope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Chromebook Pixel is a laptop that brings together the best in hardware, software, and design to inspire future innovation.

      While using an Intel 4000 integrated graphics chipset... pass.

    2. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, the Chromebook hardware looks great, if it ran a proper OS I'd be interested.

    3. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by TheRedDuke · · Score: 1, Troll

      I suspect someone rides the Google Bus to work every day.

    4. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've read a Google related article recently where this guy doesn't have a half dozen google apologist / google should rule the world posts. We should feel lucky that this is a Microsoft article so we might only hear from him once.

    5. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i wish i was still riding the google, anyway, how does this windows shit still make front page, i want to like slashdot but i dont know how much more b.s. i can take

    6. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah i bought one of those the thing i love most is it's massive 32 gb non removable hard drive.

    7. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      He said "doing real work".

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    8. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      It's for office and internet, not gaming.

    9. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The Intel 4000 GPU is fine for everything except high end gaming. Most importantly power consumption is pretty good, so battery life is reasonable.

      Those high res screens suck up a lot of power. The 13" retina MacBook has a 96Wh battery and weighs a hearty 2Kg. NEC do the 13" LaVie Z that has a 1600x900 screen and 35Wh battery. It gets similar battery life but only weighs 875g. 1600x900 gives you more usable desktop space than a 2x zoom retina display too.

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    10. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      at that resolution, it would be nice to have something beefier than intel graphics.. If all you need is office and a browser, you don't need a 2560x1700 display.

    11. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. 1280x1700 for the browser, 1280x1700 for the office program you're currently using... no more need for dual monitors ;)

      I do the same thing on 1920x1080... split screen is a godsend when you don't have multiple monitors (which is generally difficult on a laptop). :)

    12. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      Dude do you know ANYTHING about how graphics work? you DO know that shitty Intel GPU is gonna have to draw that big ass pixel hog of a screen...right? I mean sure a Geforce 5200 can draw a 2048x1536 screen but that don't make it a good idea hoss, and with a GPU that weak trying to draw that big a screen it pretty much HAS to be a thin client like ChromeOS because you try doing HD video on that thing and its gonna be a stuttering slideshow. No thanks.

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    13. Re:Perhaps your looking at the wrong OS. by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      LOL. You know, even Intel integrated graphics from 2 generations ago (as in Penryn Core2Duos!) were able to output 2560x1600 via DisplayPort, and they run perfectly smooth in web and office - including hardware video acceleration. FullHD video is absolutely not a problem.

      You should really read up on this stuff (or even better: try it out yourself) before spouting off stuff like this.

  15. Re:the 90s are over, dad... by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    Windows didn't hit its stride until the 2000s. Windows XP was released in October 2001, with great commercial success. As of last month, it was estimated to be running on almost 39% of PCs. That's a critical problem that Microsoft faced - instead of dutifully upgrading every couple of years, many people and businesses stayed on XP. Each subsequent release has tried to up the whizz-bang factor of the UI.

  16. Its still a monopoly.... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Guess what? Consumers generally consumes content on their computers... you know, the vast majority of human beings.

    And most of those consumers have already largely switched to smartphones and tablets. In a vain attempt to win them back, Microsoft has sacrificed their competitive advantage with business users – you know, the ones who actually pay the vast majority of their licensing fees...

    Its kind of sad really that that Desktop monopoly is so hard to break, Microsoft keeps throwing its customers...and its partners under the bus, just to do it again. Its ironic that both of these groups are moving over to a Google Os. Business Users still feel pretty trapped, but will keep their older hardware running as long as Microsoft let them.

  17. Personalization? This is an upgrade? by Torodung · · Score: 1

    Personalization is currently under the "settings" charm in Windows 8. If you're on the desktop, Personalization (as in desktop theme) is right there in the charm menu. If you're in Metro, then it's the first item under "Change PC settings" (as in, "Personalize" is the first damned thing you see when you launch it). The only thing they did, if anything, was change the label in the charm to be dumbed down for the casual user who couldn't find Personalize without having it spelled out for them. Probably a result of their usage studies.

    1. Re:Personalization? This is an upgrade? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Personalization is currently under the "settings" charm in Windows 8. If you're on the desktop, Personalization (as in desktop theme) is right there in the charm menu. If you're in Metro, then it's the first item under "Change PC settings" (as in, "Personalize" is the first damned thing you see when you launch it). The only thing they did, if anything, was change the label in the charm to be dumbed down for the casual user who couldn't find Personalize without having it spelled out for them. Probably a result of their usage studies.

      Luckily, you only said "charm" 3 times. Once more and I would have insisted that you kill yourself. Please don't drink the MS vocabulary Kool-Aid lest you start squirting your mp3 files to others...

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  18. Can't See the Forest for the Trees by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2

    How much longer are they going to keep making products for consumption instead of creation?

    Windows 8 is the "other" in "every other version of Windows sucks," which means they better get their head out of their ass for Windows 9 (or whatever name they pick out of the hat next).

    Otherwise, this is going to push their bread-and-butter business customers away from them and towards Linux. Who'd have thought that the year of the Linux desktop might actually end up being Microsoft's doing?

    1. Re:Can't See the Forest for the Trees by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Red Hat is grateful. But I'm sure Microsoft has seen this coming for a long time. Linux is approaching the point of being functional enough for the common business user. It's long been functional in the server space, where it's done quite well. Once it becomes accepted in more corporate environments as a desktop OS -- which I think it already would have if not for the MS Office lock-in -- that's when Microsoft's going to have to find a new cash cow.

      So they're looking at the cash cows for other companies and looking to copy. Google's use of information, Apple's hardware market, Sony/Nintendo's gaming market. Remember, while Microsoft has been publicly dismissive of Linux and other open-source technologies, in private they consider these to be their greatest threat. The funny thing is that Microsoft seems to have a greater belief in the inevitable 'year of the Linux desktop' than most Linux enthusiasts.

      Are they conceding their desktop monopoly? I think so. But I think they're also trying to morph it into consumer products -- Surface, Windows Phone, XBox, etc. -- so they can use it to compete with iOS and Android. They probably assume that by the time Windows 10 or whatever comes out, Linux will have already taken over traditional desktops and laptops, so Windows has to find a new home or die. Windows 8/9 seems to be the transition OSes, like how Mac OS 9 was mostly just created to transition over to OS X. For at least the last fifteen years they've been aware that unless they could successfully dole out some ridiculous shenanigans, Windows would eventually fall to Linux. Free is tough to compete with.

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  19. I still dont care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ive played with windows 8 and it offered me nothing that improved my desktop experience. I didn't surf the web faster, watch videos any better, my pc didn't run any smoother, or play games any better at all and the interface just made it a little more cumbersome for me.

    I love windows 7 and 8 offers me nothing at all that would make me want to drop 100 bucks on it for my two computers, reload everything and set everything up again.

    I might have cared about windows 8 if it offered my desktop pc some sort of advantage or played to the strengths of it. Instead MS created a OS meant for tablets, phones, laptops and desktops and because of that it doesn't seem to work towards the strengths of any of those platforms at all. It just feels like something they made just to bring everyone under one umbrella and to me it weakened it greatly.

  20. Re:Give it up by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Informative

    I welcome these changes as I dispice Metro in its current form for all the reasons you stated. I like to be able to see multiple programs at once, use the taskbar to preview with aero all the differnet IE tabs and apps, and use instant search for things in my word document to see if I have matching files etc.

    So far Microsoft is responding to some of the criticism by making making Metro applets do the same things like resizing and having more than one app open.

    But the desktop and the start menu is notcoming back. The desktop is dead and Microsoft has invested too much into this and is losing too much marketshare to go back to the old ways. Customers are telling Microsoft they want a cool IPAD, iBook, or a Droid. Not wanting the same sluggish crashy POS with 11 year old blue and green colored XP machines they use at work. Desktop apps are not touch friendly and do not go beyond 100 DPI without major gui issues and bugs. Why is my 2 year old Samsung Galaxy S gives a better browsing experience with smooth GPU acceleration, less pixely graphics, and HTML 5 goodness than my desktop PC?

    The infrastructure is dated due to XP compatibility with win32. I do not feel Metro is ready yet which is why I am typing this on Windows 7 but if MS clears its act with more colors a taskbar, a smart screen that doesn't block what you are doing, and more Skeumorphism they will have a winner. Windows Blue is even faster and less crappy and sluggish with huge ass latency compred to Windows 8, which beats Windows 7, which is even more responsive than XP when it comes to Windows Rot.

    Arguing against it makes it look like we are old men who hate change because of a silly button.

  21. We've all heard... by Tactical+Lime · · Score: 1

    We've all heard the old saying that any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic(slight of hand). I'm wondering, is this the direction MS is heading although in reverse. Are we looking at a future where any magic(slight of hand) sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from technology? Hmmmm......

    1. Re:We've all heard... by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 2

      The magic is the fantasy kind, not sleight** of hand -- the quote refers to humans' tendency to resort to supernatural explanations for things that they lack the necessary scientific knowledge to otherwise fully understand. Arthur C. Clarke wrote the "law" after publishing The Sentinel (upon which 2001 was based), in which the narrator describes the underlying mechanisms of an alien object as probably belonging "to a technology that lies beyond our horizons, perhaps to the technology of para-physical forces."

      **sleight = an action performed with cunning and dexterity; being "slight of" something means it's unusually small. (Both would earn a guy quite a reputation in the bedroom, but I'm pretty sure most would rather be known for one than the other.)

      Your interpretation is a lot closer to one of my favorite signatures, though:
      "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo."

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  22. Getting a more pointless blue screen would be hard by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    The blue screen already contains almost no good or helpful information. A blue effectively says "We did something wrong and can't explain what happened so were just giving up".

  23. Windows Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sense a theme here. Is Microsoft teaming with Nintendo?

    Remember Pokemon? First the show, next the game... Pokemon Blue and Pokemon Red are released at the same time and both work together to allow a better gaming experience. Next, Windows Blue and...who wants to make Red? Apple? Microsoft...?

    We really could use some unification on the whole OS front. Whoever gets us to the endgame the quickest is what I say. Frankly, I'm tired of buying the next big operating system. Figure it out!

    1. Re:Windows Blue by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      ...who wants to make Red?

      Boris. Which leads me to think that MS is now concentrating the visual effects business.

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    2. Re:Windows Blue by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      ...concentrating on...sigh...

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  24. You're looking at it wrong. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Funny

    My suggested Windows 8 slogan: "Nowhere to go but up!"

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    1. Re:You're looking at it wrong. by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

      "No where to go but out the window?"

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    2. Re:You're looking at it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My suggested Windows 8 slogan: "Nowhere to go, butt up!"

      FTFY

    3. Re:You're looking at it wrong. by sandytaru · · Score: 2

      No no, it should be "Nowhere to go but back down to 7."

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    4. Re:You're looking at it wrong. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Which I have to say is the ONLY nice thing about Win 8, its giving small shops like mine plenty of work as people buy those Best Buy special laptops with a "how bad can it be?" attitude only to get frustrated and pay somebody like me to wipe it for Windows 7.

      I have to wonder if this isn't why damned near every system in the B&M stores has Win 8 home and not Pro, as Home doesn't have downgrade rights. I'm sure they got a nice little surge in XP sales when Vista flopped thanks to all those home users with no downgrade rights so even if Win 8 breaks like the wind they'll end up making more than they would have because the user will have to buy Win 7 to replace the shitastic Win 8. I know i had to order more OEM copies of Win 7 because I've already blown through the ones i had, folks REALLY don't like TIFKAM, I even tried giving some of them Classic Shell but its frankly just a buggy OS.

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    5. Re:You're looking at it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or if you're in school...

      "Windows 8 my homework"

  25. And if MS had simply "dutifully" updated XP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Zealots here would cackle that MS has no innovation. MS just can't win whether they update or change. The Zealots will change their tune according to what's convenient for them, UNLESS their Linus Christ Superstar codes it into their Bible.

    Want proof? They do it to iOS already. Apple dutifully updates iOS, and yet they get hammered here for just "trotting out the same", no innovation, ad nauseum.

    1. Re:And if MS had simply "dutifully" updated XP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When in the fuck did Linux ever innovate shit? It's a fucking off-brand unix clone for fucks sake.

    2. Re:And if MS had simply "dutifully" updated XP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innovation at the expense of productivity?
      Innovation at the expense of inoperable 3rd party pro audio hardware?
      Innovation at the expense of multi-tasking?
      Innovation at the expense of a pay forever forward model?

      This isn't innovation, it's fascism.

      But some smart guy here will disagree, that's okay, they don't pay the bills

    3. Re:And if MS had simply "dutifully" updated XP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When in the fuck did Apple ever innovate shit? It's a fucking off-brand unix clone for fucks sake.

      FTFY

  26. Screw the METRO changes by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
  27. Worried for a second there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank FSM my team didn't leak it this time. Any chance you will let us down off this crucifix anytime soon, MS?

  28. Excel? What? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The reason why is as close as the nearest heavy user of Excel...

    Win7? Huh? (checks Excel under XP, still works just fine, just like yesterday, as does the rest of Office)

    No, still no need for Win7. [goes back to sleep]

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    1. Re:Excel? What? by chromas · · Score: 2
      You slept through his previous sentence:

      I'm not seeing anyone, not even Microsoft, demanding that the workplace convert over to touch-screen UIs, even in a distant future.

      A touchscreen, and there for 8 would be terrible for office work.

  29. monotone by mcswell · · Score: 2

    "...this monotone nonsense that just blends into everything." Are you referring to the fact that looking at an MsOffice doc, you can't tell whether it has the focus or not? I think the top bar changes slightly, but ever so slightly; I have to look at the other apps I have open to see if any of them has focus. If they don't, then I assume Word (or whatever) has focus.

    1. Re: monotone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're that unsure, just click in the window.

  30. XP EOL... death of XP? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    I dunno how they could do that with XP, as I've not given an Internet connection to its VM.

    You can't trust Windows on the net; and you can't trust Microsoft, period.

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    1. Re:XP EOL... death of XP? by yuhong · · Score: 2

      Activation requires an Internet connection or the telephone method, unless it is the volume licensing version.

    2. Re:XP EOL... death of XP? by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, I should have put the word 'possibly' in there somewhere...

      I haven't used XP in years, and only used OEM versions when I did - I don't really know how aggressive its WGA checking is. Of course, the final update patch could add any functionality...

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    3. Re:XP EOL... death of XP? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      What is built into the OS is only activation. The other stuff was added much later via updates and built-in checking inside MS software installers.

    4. Re:XP EOL... death of XP? by yuhong · · Score: 2

      Like the WGA notifications add-on, for example.

    5. Re:XP EOL... death of XP? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but was activated long ago, has multiple complete VM backups of the "machine" it was activated In, and therefore will have an infinite life.

      And of course, as you allude, there is the OEM version floating around out there.

      It's not broken. Never felt the need to fix it.

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  31. Not Google by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its ironic that both of these groups are moving over to a Google Os.

    LOL. It's not ironic. It's imaginary. There's no significant move towards Google Chrome or Google anything else for that matter in the OS space. There are three players, and only three: Microsoft, Apple, and linux. Apple's got the ball right now, as their machines can run all three OS's, all at once, legally and legitimately. If you're worried about movement, worry about Apple. Google? No chance.

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    1. Re:Not Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Both of Google's operating systems are Linux-based.

      Android ain't ready for the corporate desktop yet, but it's pretty close. Of course, it's much further from there being enough software to use it as such.

      Don't discount Google. People complained that their OS would never be adequate for anything but a phone, then they said ok only phones and tablets... give them time.

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    2. Re:Not Google by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Android? I thought that was for phones and tablets? It will never be ready for the desktop.

      If it's based on Linux, then why not just use Linux? What does Android add that people would want in an office desktop OS?

    3. Re:Not Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If it's based on Linux, then why not just use Linux? What does Android add that people would want in an office desktop OS?

      If there is ever decent driver support what it will give is all the advantages of Linux and all the advantages of the classic MacOS in the same package, and then some.

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  32. Love and Hate by Y-Crate · · Score: 2

    I have a soft spot for the new Start Screen. I find it much more appealing than the old Start Menu which seemed more like a Start Slab by the time it was deprecated. The initial concept had been compromised by the amount of crap that it was asked to handle. Using a tile-based system is a great way to package different sources of data and information into neat little groupings. We can agree to disagree on that one.

    My problem is that the rest of the Metro UI doesn't really follow the lead of the Start Screen at all. Aesthetically, it jettisons the entire look and feel for what seems like a bunch of images and text adrift in a lot of whitespace.

    Icons have little or no depth at all. They don't really adhere to their origins in minimalist mass transit iconography as the Start Screen does, nor do they acknowledge the benefits of effective drop shadows - or really any developments since the year 2000. I'm pretty sure the version of KDE that shipped with my copy of LinuxPPC 1999 was the aesthetic equal in this one regard.

    Text is widely spread out with no clear delineation between where one active area begins and another ends. Even info grouped together appears to take up a significant amount of screen real estate. Not due to font sizing issues, but rather, the line spacing and just random weirdness in the layout. It reminds me less of an OS and more of a poorly-designed Web 2.0 site.

  33. Vegas by soundguy · · Score: 1

    I needed to update the hardware one of my video editing workstations to do 2k, 3k, & 4k renders in a reasonable amount of time. Built an i7 and decided to try Win8 because it was pretty cheap. (cheaper than the last OEM copy of XP I bought years ago) The machine has Vegas Pro 12, VLC, GOMplayer, Mplayer, and Gspot installed. That's pretty much it. I spent a few days trying to keep from driving over to Balmer's house and ripping his dick off for creating such a piece of shit interface, but with the help of the mighty Googles, I eventually figured out how to do REAL network sharing, turn off the bulk of the childish bullshit, and change all the settings to create something that resembled a functional work machine.

    My workstations run for months at a time without restarts and the only time I see the Metro interface is on a rare reboot. The half dozen applications I use all got a desktop shortcut the way jebus intended. That's how I start them. Since I have a pair of 32" monitors on this box, bringing up the metro screen is like getting hit in the face with a sheet of plywood. Fortunately, I rarely need to access it.

    My only real complaint so far is that the OS locked up tight a bunch of times when I was trying to mass copy about 100k files at once over the network (2 TB or thereabouts). No blue screen, no complaints or warnings. Complete pull-the-plug-to-restart style lock-up like I haven't seen since the 90s. I don't know if it was Win8 or a flakey chipset driver (Asus Z77 board) but I had to end up hand-copying top-level directories one at a time to finish the job. Robocopy blasted the whole drive to an outboard backup drive without any issues later that day, so I'm going to assume that whoever wrote the GUI file copy stuff is a graphics designer and completely unqualified to do real coding.

    Outside of that, I've pretty much gotten used to the OS. The new highly-informational file transfer and Task Manager dialogs are completely worth the price of admission. (GUI copy is borked, but it looks nice) I completely ignore Metro and I never used the Start menu on 95 thru XP (desktop shortcuts all the way, bitches!) so its absence doesn't bother me in the slightest.

    Not having a shutdown button on the taskbar is massive FAIL though. That really pisses me off. I still might drive over to Balmer's and set fire to his lawn gnomes or something.

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  34. Re:Give it up by armanox · · Score: 2

    ...but if MS clears its act with more colors a taskbar, a smart screen that doesn't block what you are doing, and more Skeumorphism they will have a winner. ...Arguing against it makes it look like we are old men who hate change because of a silly button.

    Actually, that's one of my biggest complaints with the start screen - it covers everything. I like the start menu because it doesn't take up a lot of space. My second biggest complaint is that Windows 8 is ugly - Aero is gone, colors are basic, and it's so blocky. (My third is I don't want to retrain the users I deal with - we have Windows 8 on a few computers at work that are used at floating desks so that we can see how users react, and every one of them has issues using it).

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  35. Microsoft and Blue? BSOD! by kawabago · · Score: 1

    We've seen far too much blue software out of Microsoft. They couldn't come up with something catchy and relevant like Harakiri?

    1. Re:Microsoft and Blue? BSOD! by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      We've seen far too much blue software out of Microsoft. They couldn't come up with something catchy and relevant like Harakiri?

      Windows Seppuku

  36. Apple Down 22% four times hicher than Windows PC. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    LOL. It's not ironic. It's imaginary. There's no significant move towards Google Chrome or Google anything else for that matter in the OS space. There are three players, and only three: Microsoft, Apple, and linux. Apple's got the ball right now, as their machines can run all three OS's, all at once, legally and legitimately. If you're worried about movement, worry about Apple. Google? No chance.

    No Windows is primarily a touchscreen OS, with locked down hardware its like a poor android....you not been paying attention to this article...Its main feature is an updated

    start page

    I call the Google Os because Chrome is doing very well right now [Although personally Its not an OS].

    As for Apple being a Success on the PC front quite the reverse, Apple is suffering from its own Post-PC marketing [I would argue Neglect] suffering a year on year decline of 22% sequentially 18% or about 4 times the decline of than the rest of the industry.

    Personally though I'm enjoying the benefits of sharing the kernel with Android/Chrome with Gnu/Linux :)

  37. why does Calculate, Sound Recorder need to be full by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    why does Calculate, Sound Recorder need to be full screen??

    It's not a small screen tablet or phone

  38. Re:Give it up by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    If MS fixes and also the home tab in Office 2013 then I will be more open. Windows Blue has 16.7 million colors and a palette to select. Still I am not ready to leave WIndows 7 yet. But, I hated vista too because active Windows were black and butt ugly. Windows 7 finally fixed the horrible UI and colors.

    But the desktop is done. Its caput.

    In several years all your users will be used to IOS and Android and it wont be too big. But in early 2013 I agree Windows 7 is a much better bet and is semi modern but starting to age fast just like XP was when Vista came out in late 2006. I see where MS is going where you only use one app at a time anyway but a brain has trouble with shit flying out as one task can use more than 1 Windows. A improved start screen that takes half or 1/3 the page in Windows Red or whatever will make me tolerate it in 2014 if I buy another system rather than put a now 5 year old OS on it. But time will tell. According to the anti Slashdot Neowin the start screen has improved and caught up with Windows 7 with instant search.

    The start menu is gone forever. It isn't coming back.

  39. So windows is like pokemon now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we're getting Windows red and blue?

  40. Sounds like the Titanic again ... by burpnrun · · Score: 0

    Like the Titanic, Microsoft is merely re-arranging the deck chairs with "Blue". Their OS will still continue to sink.

  41. A Strange Throwback This MS W8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Formerly Computer, tried a tiling scheme on Educational units in the '90s ... a failure.

    Of course, MS W8 seems to be a knock-off of an even earlier time ... the '80s and
    CompuServe and Prodigy.

    AOL was even a viable 'upgrade' compared to CompuServe and Prodigy and failed equally well.

    So, who is the MS 'Division DeJour' CEO Head to roll this time ?

    Bill's biggest mistake will be the hiring of Steve Balmer and Bill's support of Balmer to this and
    the next several years days.

    A sad tale.

  42. Linus Agrees :) by tuppe666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...but loves the hardware.

    https://plus.google.com/+LinusTorvalds/posts/dk1aiW4JjHd L "I'm still running ChromeOS on this thing, which is good enough for testing out some of my normal work habits (ie reading and writing email), but I expect to install a real distro on this soon enough. For a laptop to be useful to me, I need to not just read and write email, I need to be able to do compiles, have my own git repositories etc..
    "

    1. Re:Linus Agrees :) by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      He has all that working in later posts, although some bleeding edge patches are needed so it's only for the adventurous at the moment.

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  43. I consume content on my Android tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if Microsoft can only target that market, then why do I need them? I have an excellent Android tablet that already does stuff like, show apps by install date and move desktop widgets around.... and it does it with a smaller battery for longer and far cheaper with far more choices of device.

    Seriously, Microsoft had better get a grip. This one size fits all strategy is killing them.

  44. Ironically, Linux as an OS continues to grow. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Therein lies the problem with Linux and it's ever weak adoption rate.

    Linux only ever had one problem, and that was the Windows Monopoly. In the context of this article, Windows is such a massive failure in mobile, it burnt though any karma it could have had with its abusive bullying behaviour, that its treated like a cancer giving clown. Android is set to overtake Windows as the Dominant OS, the heavily locked down version of Linux. The power user version of Linux [Give it a name], where you have complete control has been quietly growing market share quite nicely for some time.

  45. Re:Give it up by DogDude · · Score: 1

    But in early 2013 I agree Windows 7 is a much better bet and is semi modern but starting to age fast just like XP was when Vista came out in late 2006.

    How can software "age"? It doesn't wear out. There's no reason you can't use the same software forever, in fact.

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  46. Visual Studio by JBMcB · · Score: 2

    I'll use Metro when I can see my application, code trace, call stack, and variable watch list at the same time.

    If Metro is so friggin' brilliant how come VS2012 isn't native? Oh and thanks for making the menu titles shout at me. That's nice.

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    1. Re:Visual Studio by tokencode · · Score: 1

      As someone who loves visual studio, Microsoft has screwed to pooch here.... The dev environment doesn't work in the new gui, no backwards compatibility in the native gui, they really made at mess out of this.

    2. Re:Visual Studio by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      If Metro is so friggin' brilliant how come VS2012 isn't native?

      Let's start with something simpler, why is NOTEPAD not native?

  47. horrible by stenvar · · Score: 1

    There still seem to be lots of essential UI actions that have no visible on-screen counterparts: no buttons, no menus, nothing.

    And the UI still seems as schizophrenic as ever, with Metro and a completely separate Vista-like desktop.

  48. Re:Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the desktop and the start menu is notcoming back. The desktop is dead and Microsoft has invested too much into this and is losing too much marketshare to go back to the old ways.

    They will loose even more if they continue to piss off all of their current paying customers.

    Customers are telling Microsoft they want a cool IPAD, iBook, or a Droid.

    Microsoft should persuit any market it wants. I simply do not understand why it is necessary to abandon and piss off its current market share in the process.

    Not wanting the same sluggish crashy POS with 11 year old blue and green colored XP machines they use at work.

    So buy a new computer? What the fuck is your point?

    Desktop apps are not touch friendly and do not go beyond 100 DPI without major gui issues and bugs.

    Nobody touches a fucking desktop app or puts their face so far up to the screen that any of the apple retnea display marketing coolaid matters.

    Why is my 2 year old Samsung Galaxy S gives a better browsing experience with smooth GPU acceleration, less pixely graphics, and HTML 5 goodness than my desktop PC?

    Cause your desktop PC is a POS?

    The infrastructure is dated due to XP compatibility with win32.

    Information free statements are dated.

    I do not feel Metro is ready yet which is why I am typing this on Windows 7 but if MS clears its act with more colors a taskbar, a smart screen that doesn't block what you are doing, and more Skeumorphism they will have a winner

    Yea more colors.. we should have at least 16 colors...that will make windows better.

    Windows Blue is even faster and less crappy and sluggish with huge ass latency compred to Windows 8, which beats Windows 7, which is even more responsive than XP when it comes to Windows Rot.

    If you want a faster computer buy more RAM. Its cheaper than a new OS. Windows 8 is not any faster in a way that matters than windows 7 or XP. None of us have any clue what the performance of blue will be cause it aint out yet.

    Arguing against it makes it look like we are old men who hate change because of a silly button.

    I hate change that wastes my time and provides no value of any kind in return. If that makes me a not cool dinosaur I am soo deeply sorry...I can't imagine how I will be able to sleep now.

  49. So now Microsoft appears to be... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... participating in the intentional leak of future versions tactic. How desperate Microsoft has become. Once the king, now toppled and humbled.....

    1. Re:So now Microsoft appears to be... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      ... participating in the intentional leak of future versions tactic. How desperate Microsoft has become. Once the king, now toppled and humbled.....

      Yeah... no screenshots from previous versions of windows have ever leaked before their release before! What a change this is... an OS update that's being tested by thousands of people and dozens of companies getting out into the wild.

  50. windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I like it. I've been using it everyday for months. Metro is unfinished and needs polishing which it seems to be getting but I still use it more than I used the new start menu for many releases. I get not liking the new releases since NT I always installed 'classic start menu' and turn aero off and there are similar solutions to metro if you don't like it. Something that doesn't get said enough is how much improved the desktop is. The talk is always on metro but if you don't like it fine tweak it and get rid of it. If you haven't tried it really try it for a couple days I've used SGI, Amiga, Mac 0S9, OSX and windows 3.1, NT through 8 and am really starting to get to like it. I thought highly of 7 but 8 as an OS is a good foundation and one that could grow and hopefully will be given an opportunity..

  51. I don't want everything opening to full screen by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    I don't want everything opening to full screen. That should be MY choice. I Want to go right to the desktop that should be MY choice. I should be able to disable the metro or whatever its called that should be my choice. Speaking on the metro its fugly its like having my start button exploded on the screen and not am stuck having a totally confusing totally ugly block system. Im not against anything new thats why i did the beta and MS at this poing doesn't need to screw around on what the desktop should be like its already great. Give us something new and fast on the OS side but don't mess around with the desktop thats the users playground :) The new blue is not something thats going to change my mind and i will continue to save my money to buy another Windows 7 Ultimate full install disk.

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  52. Half a story... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Yeah i bought one of those the thing i love most is it's massive 32 gb non removable hard drive.

    Comes in a 64GB variety too :) both come with 3 year 1TB storage through Google Drive. It also has a card slot :). To put it in some kind of perspective I'm using Linux Mint and I'm currently using 6.74GB.

    1. Re:Half a story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1TB of storage through Google drive until they close the project (just joking that data is far to valuable to them). Gotta love linux mint though.

    2. Re:Half a story... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      oh goody.. I can't wait to get into the habit of storing my data on other people's machines so they can have a look-see whenever they like..and the 'convenience' of having to have a net connection in order to access my files, now that is totally awesome!

      The only thing nice about the machine is the screen at least on paper.. the rest is crap.

  53. Bad Window Dressing by ndykman · · Score: 2

    I have been using Windows 8. Yes, as a power user I do miss the start menu and how it enabled discovery of programs and multitasking. But, the kernel is responsive and I like the simpler, less chrome look. Even Windows 7 feels less responsive and snappy to me now. And the ideas in Windows RT (the new runtime) make a lot of sense (highly asynchronous, access from managed and native environments). But, they wrapped it up in the weirdest way.

    Why Microsoft just doesn't embrace a "desktop mode" and "metro mode" on a per user basis just baffles me. If you select desktop mode, you get the start menu, and to get to the metro screen, you have that option on that menu (or shift+win). Win key takes you back to desktop from any metro app. Metro mode, works like Windows 8 now. Shift+Win is desktop shortcut.

    Ta-da, best of both worlds. And you buy some time to get the Windows RT runtime for desktop apps, or integrating metro into desktop mode.

    Microsoft, this isn't hard at all. What's up?

    1. Re:Bad Window Dressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't give you the option of not using metro, because then nobody would, since it is completely useless. They want you on metro so they can sell you shit and display ads.

  54. Windows 8 Hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of this hate comes from people who obviously never have really tried using it. I get just not liking it but most of the comments show that they don't really know how it works or have used it. I work on Cinema 4D and all of Adobe's apps on it every day. No problem.

    1. Re:Windows 8 Hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's not a bad OS. If you try the green eggs and ham you might like it Sam.

    2. Re:Windows 8 Hate by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of this hate comes from people who obviously never have really tried using it. I get just not liking it but most of the comments show that they don't really know how it works or have used it. I work on Cinema 4D and all of Adobe's apps on it every day. No problem.

      ...and you might just as well be using windows 7 since you're not using metro(what the screenshots are all about).

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    3. Re:Windows 8 Hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The screenshots are from an internal build not meant for release. From the discussion most people wouldn't be able t get that metro is isn't the whole of windows8. The desktop is still the and has been improved since 7.

  55. Re:Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the desktop and the start menu is notcoming back. The desktop is dead and Microsoft has invested too much into this and is losing too much marketshare to go back to the old ways.

    Wow, that makes zero sense. Perhaps I should introduce you to the concept of sunk cost. "Sunk cost" is money already spent and should NEVER influence future decision making. If you invest a billion dollars in what you now know is a losing proposition, you have to decide what to do with your next $1 of investment. You can sink it in to you loser with a reasonable expectation of making zero profit, or you can go a completely different direction and invest it with a reasonable expectation of 10c profit. The rational decision is to go get your 10c, not lose another $1.

    Microsoft has not lost market share in business or even home desktop. They have lost some sales share because the desktop (and laptop) market is mature. A 4 year old Win7 machine does just as well today as the day you bought it. People upgrade now because their computer physically breaks, not to get the latest core i7. Even your average consumer video card can play (most) of the latest games as an acceptable framerates on a normal sized monitor.

    Changing the OS to make it worse is not going to drive sales. Metro is not going to make my desktop a tablet or a phone....it's just going to make it a crappy desktop.

  56. Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixel by tuppe666 · · Score: 0

    You mean like it's 32 Gb hard drive. Please, all this shows is how much you lot all crave the google cock while screaming that MS is raping you.

    Google Pixel: $1,299
    Intel HD Graphics 4000
    32 GB available
    2560 × 1700 (px 239 ppi)
    4 GB DDR3
    Intel Core i5-3427U (Dual-Core 1.8 GHz)

    Microsoft Surface Pro: $999+$99 Keyboard
    Intel HD Graphics 4000
    64 GB (23 GB available)
    1920 x 1080 px (208 ppi)
    4 GB DDR3
    Intel Core i5-3317U (Dual-core 1.7 GHz)

    Got to say I think Google have the advantage here, and the machine looks simply stunning.

  57. Why all the hate? by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been using 8 since the 1st preview and I have come to really like it. A LOT. I did NOT like it in the early days as I was die hard windows 7 user and it is a great OS. But 8 is 7 after a couple more years of refinement. Do I like Metro? nope. Do I want a touch screen? nope. I hate fingerprints on my screens! But thanks to apps like Start8 I don't even have to know there is a metro ui. [though there are a few nice apps there].

    There just are so many refinements in 8 that I could never consider going back to 7.
    Is it perfect? nope. But the parts that irk me are few and far between.
    It really is fast, it really is rock solid stable, and it get's out of my way and lets me actually get work done.
    I'm sure I am going to be modded to hell for this but it is a great OS. I'm not a shill, nor do I have a gun pointed at my head to say this. I just am a old fart who likes my PC and I really do like 8.

    1. Re:Why all the hate? by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      This is an anti-MS website that's why. The folks here just want to hear about how Microsoft screwed up - any other narrative isn't welcome.

      Win8 really isn't that different from 7 with the bonus of being able to run Metro apps if you really want to. Granted, I don't like all the UI changes either but I do like the improvements - synced data & apps, faster kernel etc. It really is an improvement over all, but it is a change.

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    2. Re:Why all the hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From one old-ish fart to another, I view the "hate" as a form of love. I believe fans of Windows feel their beloved OS is under threat. Yes, you can hack Win 8 to act like 7 but that's not the point. It's a "forest for the trees" thing. What happens if Win 10 is released and it's announced that the Win32 API is being retired? They'll be no hacks to get it back.

      The future looks like a choice between "tap & swipe" or living in a terminal... hence the fully warranted outcry.

    3. Re:Why all the hate? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I just am a old fart who likes my PC and I really do like 8.

      Dude! We're so sorry about the dementia! Getting older just sucks, doesn't it?

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    4. Re:Why all the hate? by sapgau · · Score: 1

      So sounds like we will still have to install a Start button for this up coming "Blue" version.
      I see a growing niche market for all the possible start buttons that you can install on your shiny new windows!

    5. Re:Why all the hate? by phorm · · Score: 1

      "But thanks to apps like Start8 I don't even have to know there is a metro ui"

      But that's a big part of the problem. I also use Start8, but the question is *why* should one have to use it?
      In terms of technical capabilities and how well it runs, Win8 seems an improvement. In terms of the interface, it sucks. If it requires a third-party tool to make it suck less, then there's a problem. Even worse, it's a problem that's glaringly obvious for most people but completely ignored by MS. All they had to do was add an option to "Blue" that allowed users the *choice* of having a start menu or not, and perhaps fixed up some of the other issues with Metro and fullscreen.

      They didn't even address it at all, which shows a fundamental attitude issue that's likely to get worse before it gets better.

  58. Microsoft Rip Off by RudyHartmann · · Score: 1

    Since Microsoft is so good at ripping off other ideas, they might as well be consistent. Why not steal KDE for their next brilliant idea.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Rip Off by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Oh my dear how dare you! The window manager of Windows might actually become useful!

  59. Re:blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check and mate

  60. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good for you google your laptop is as good as a beefed up tablet. Why compare the pixel with a tablet? It is a laptop, and i can think of many laptops better than this one for a similar price if not better. Personally I'm partial to a thinkpad.

  61. I read that as Windows Blue screen by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    of death shows as list of windows enhancements.

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  62. Does MS rent hard drive space from you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And when you bought it, how much did Microsoft pay you for the use of space on your hard drive to store Metro? Software you never use and never wanted and can't delete (I suspect, still using XP, which itself has a lot of crap permanently wasting space as well) taking up hard drive space on your computer.

  63. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by epyT-R · · Score: 2

    4GB of ram? 64GB ssd? that's it? yeah the screen is nice, but the rest of the machine is anemic rubbish..

  64. Windows blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screen of death.

  65. Re:why does Calculate, Sound Recorder need to be f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because that way is better.

    Duh!

  66. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    For the price, it's borderline stupid to buy a chromebook rather than a MacBook Air

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  67. turd polishing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    turd polishing is turning into a sport for this company.

  68. No safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware that W8 doesn't have a safe mode. No F8 at reboot, no way to fix a failing Windows that way anymore.

  69. It's funny by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

    All I see are a lot of people complaining about the Windows 8 UI. But let me ask you a serious question, why do you feel like you are forced to use Windows?. Let's get real, it's not the 90's anymore, perfectly usable alternatives now exist. Instead of dealing with whatever UI Microsoft forces upon you, why not at least TRY an alternative OS, you can have whatever UI you take a fancy to.

    Please don't start on the Games and Office software, that's an old argument that isn't valid. I used Windows 98/ME/2000/XP/Vista and I was firmly hooked by Microsoft's Nicotine. Then I had 7 forced upon me, I hated the over-sized and ugly new taskbar and set out to see what Linux had to offer. I had a closet full of Windows only games and had never even used Office, so Games were upfront for me as well as stability and strange Hardware support.

    I saw many different UI and flavors of Linux and after several months of research into my Games, Wine and Hardware; I decided that Xubuntu was for me. It offered ease of use through PPA and the Software center, stability and Hardware compatibility. And best of all, nobody forced me to upgrade every two years or be stuck with a strange UI forced upon me. And I didn't need to worry about an Anti-virus slowing my PC down or Hard Drive thrashing. When the UI popped up after a few seconds after Power-On, it was instantly usable without waiting.

    Not all my Games worked with Wine, but I didn't really care since before I switched I found alternatives for the 100+ games I had; not to mention I had already played those games to death anyway. I had a whole new world of Games to play around with and the Software Center was central in helping me; along with lgdb.org and later Steam and Djl.

    The only hard part about switching, was knowing that I would not be part of the Microsoft world anymore and things would be much more relaxed and less stressful; so I now had too much time on my hands to do actual work and leisure activities. Looking back, leaving Windows after 15 years of use (Since 1998) was the best decision I ever made. And I know for a fact, if a person like me could do this, there is no reason others couldn't also since the only hard part was knowing that Windows would be your past. I am happy, and the three people that converted with me are happy also, that's really all that matters.

    1. Re:It's funny by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      All I see are a lot of people complaining about the Windows 8 UI. But let me ask you a serious question, why do you feel like you are forced to use Windows?. Let's get real, it's not the 90's anymore, perfectly usable alternatives now exist. Instead of dealing with whatever UI Microsoft forces upon you, why not at least TRY an alternative OS, you can have whatever UI you take a fancy to.

      You don't have to worry about switching yet, as Windows 7 has a long future still ahead.

      Please don't start on the Games and Office software, that's an old argument that isn't valid.

      Things have improved, but that argument is still somehow valid. It is still too likely that LibreOffice will screw up the formatting in your documents. With Steam for Linux, the games department is now in pretty nice health: if you don't have to try every AAA title, you will find lots of good games to play.

      Then I had 7 forced upon me, I hated the over-sized and ugly new taskbar and set out to see what Linux had to offer.

      Right-click the taskbar and select "Properties". Check "Use small icons", and you have the slim taskbar back. I also have "Taskbar buttons: Never combine" so I get the labels back. I pin everything to the Start menu (you can configure it to use small items too).

      And, as the cherry on the top, Linux runs much slower than Windows. Of course you can go disabling compositing and effects, but with Windows you don't have to make that sacrifice, and it still runs smoothly on low-end hardware.

    2. Re:It's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I see are a lot of people complaining about the Windows 8 UI. But let me ask you a serious question, why do you feel like you are forced to use Windows?. Let's get real, it's not the 90's anymore, perfectly usable alternatives now exist. Instead of dealing with whatever UI Microsoft forces upon you, why not at least TRY an alternative OS, you can have whatever UI you take a fancy to.

      Please don't start on the Games and Office software, that's an old argument that isn't valid. I used Windows 98/ME/2000/XP/Vista and I was firmly hooked by Microsoft's Nicotine. Then I had 7 forced upon me, I hated the over-sized and ugly new taskbar and set out to see what Linux had to offer. I had a closet full of Windows only games and had never even used Office, so Games were upfront for me as well as stability and strange Hardware support.

      I saw many different UI and flavors of Linux and after several months of research into my Games, Wine and Hardware; I decided that Xubuntu was for me. It offered ease of use through PPA and the Software center, stability and Hardware compatibility. And best of all, nobody forced me to upgrade every two years or be stuck with a strange UI forced upon me. And I didn't need to worry about an Anti-virus slowing my PC down or Hard Drive thrashing. When the UI popped up after a few seconds after Power-On, it was instantly usable without waiting.

      Not all my Games worked with Wine, but I didn't really care since before I switched I found alternatives for the 100+ games I had; not to mention I had already played those games to death anyway. I had a whole new world of Games to play around with and the Software Center was central in helping me; along with lgdb.org and later Steam and Djl.

      The only hard part about switching, was knowing that I would not be part of the Microsoft world anymore and things would be much more relaxed and less stressful; so I now had too much time on my hands to do actual work and leisure activities. Looking back, leaving Windows after 15 years of use (Since 1998) was the best decision I ever made. And I know for a fact, if a person like me could do this, there is no reason others couldn't also since the only hard part was knowing that Windows would be your past. I am happy, and the three people that converted with me are happy also, that's really all that matters.

      Cool story bro. My mom loves her Chromebook too.

  70. The changing meaning of 'Windows' over the years by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Windows Me! - Windows is a verb, and an obscene one

    Windows Blue - Windows means Porterhouse

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  71. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

    If I remember the bluescreen of Windows 8 right, it is "Your PC (not us) did something wrong and we can't explain what happened so we're just giving up".

  72. "Well I you"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL.

    I can't remember the names of half my programs, I have over fifty installed, and being able to simply open Start --> Programs --> means I can look through my list and FIND it.

    Obviously the ones I use regularly I can type the name in.

    Duh. In your moronic "I can never admit I'm wrong" world, you remove one of the options- thanks for that. Way to go.

    Metro is a joke, Microsoft's UI team should all be SACKED. I bet MOST Microsoft employees feel the same, but aren't allowed to question the 'great god' of Metro.

  73. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Or you could buy a netbook for far less.

    Valley View is out Q4 2013 or thereabouts and it will have 4xout of order Atoms at 2.7Ghz and Intel Gen 7 graphics

    anandtech

    xbitlabs

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  74. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Hell I don't own any Apple products or even care much for the company but even I can see buying a ChromeBook at that price is just dumb, the Macbook Air will have better resale value and retain its worth for a lot longer than a thinclient ChromeBook Pixel will, in fact I bet you'd be lucky to even get half of what you paid in a year whereas I've seen 5 year old Macbooks going for nearly $400.

    Like it or not when you get over the $1K price mark frankly Apple makes a lot of sense if for no other reason how long they retain their value.

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  75. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Xest · · Score: 1

    It depends on your level of knowledge.

    I really have no problem understanding the content of a blue screen, but I'm a developer. Your average IT support tech wouldn't have a clue because the information is too low level for them but then, BSODs only happen when low level faults have occurred so it kind of makes sense.

    This isn't about BSODs though, it's about Windows Blue, Microsoft's new name for Windows or whatever.

  76. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    The OSX crash screen is sneaky: "Your need to restart your computer". I haven't used Macs almost at all, and when I was playing with Hackintosh, I thought it was some routine restart related to configuring the system or installing updates. It's so friendly that you don't necessarily even know there is a complete system crash behind.

  77. Re:Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You despise Metro in its current form? Most of us despise Metro in ANY form.

    Microsoft is losing market share precisely BECAUSE they got rid of the desktop--specifically because they got rid of something that worked. Otherwise, please explain why this UI and the concepts that go with it which "customers are telling Microsoft they want" has resulted in the worst sales of an OS that they've ever had? Sure, you get Windows 8 on a new PC because PC makers get strong armed into it and that counts as a "sale" in some logic, but retail sales of Win8 are horrible. Absolutely horrible. This "update" is not going to fix that. Why? Because far from listening to its paying customers, Microsoft is ignoring them instead of ignoring the media hype about the dying desktop and all that FUD and crap.

    Now, tablets and smartphones are of course gaining market share. It's easy to gain when you start from nothing. They are useful devices. They do cut down on the number of PCs an average person might need either at home or at work without a doubt and that is what results in declining PC sales relative to what they were before there were tablets and smartphones. Better interaction between them and PCs is a good thing, and Microsoft is right to be concerned about that.

    Here's a concept that just doesn't seem to fly these days: sometimes change is not right, the people promoting change are not right, and the people complaining about change are right. The opposite meme gets pushed on a lot of people largely by clueless corporate management and HR types as a way to try to ram bad ideas down their throats and to try to nullify the arguments of people who actually know what they're talking about.

    Now, is it time to really retire Win32? Probably a little past time, but the reason it still exists is because the grown ups with businesses to run have investments in software that need it and don't much care for a crappy OS that makes their life difficult. This sort of thing can be worked out with a lot of hard work though. IBM has managed it with mainframe software for decades now. A little engineering and a lot less wiz-bang crap actually helps sometimes. Is it time to have a better architected OS with a lot less baggage? Yep. I could agree with lots of arguments on why Windows has to change, but the change needs to be smart, workable, and well thought out. Windows 8, Metro, and these useless (on a desktop) tablet and smartphone design paradims are not smart, not workable, and not well thought out. That is why they fail and will continue to fail.

  78. Re:the 90s are over, dad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As of last month, it (XP) was estimated to be running on almost 39% of PCs. That's a critical problem that Microsoft faced - instead of dutifully upgrading every couple of years, many people and businesses stayed on XP.

    As I have stated time and time again, Microsoft is looking at this the wrong way, they should support XP beyond the EOL, they could charge and we will happily pay.
    I'd be happy to pay the same as windows 8 for XP updates past the EOL.

    But what I won't do is toss out years of a stable and debugged productive system for a piece of crap

  79. The Coroner of Hate and Crashberry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lived on the corner of Hate and Crashberry for seven and eight days, after several unexpected deaths, now I live on the corner of debian and xp.

    Windows 8 -- please insert coin to continue..

  80. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    No, the kernel is responsible to either catching or responding to invalid requests or access. You need to handle them with out needing to restart the computer. In Linux / Unix think about how rare it is for the kernel to actually give up and need a restart of the computer, in fact it almost never happens, I've seen it maybe twice in 12 years. The blue screen really is giving up and just admitting your not good enough to deal with the issue at hand. For another spin of the same view, think about what would happen if an embedded system just gave up and quit and rebooted, most if not all of our devices in day to day life wouldn't work, the internet for one would be a brick if that happened. The blue screen is the lazy approach to OS programming.

  81. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Thats fair, I'm a developer also but still have trouble understanding most of what a blue screen tells me. Granted I got the point of this post wrong so I'll admit that was my mistake.

  82. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Apple just decided to handle it in an elegant way as opposed to windows which handles it in the developer way. I like the Linux / Unix model where you deal with it and don't restart. Restarting should be a last option not a routine operating procedure.

  83. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Xest · · Score: 1

    It depends what level of development you do as much as anything. If you're a web developer it wont contain much of any relevance to you, if you're an OS or kernel developer it should be clear as day.

  84. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Embedded system developer, I mainly write my own firmwares and operating systems. 90% of the time I work on the Windows platform and then other 10% are custom jobs. I do 0% window's development, I don't even write systems to interface with windows, so hence all my low level code is mostly Linux based.

    I'm not about to even try and claim the blue screen isn't useful, it just don't help me personally track down issues. I would rather have raw kernel output with a nice stack trace then see random memory address and a name.sys file.

  85. Re:Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not wanting the same sluggish crashy POS with 11 year old blue and green colored XP machines they use at work.

    Ok, fair enough. But then what ARE users supposed to use at work instead? As an IT administrator looking at deployment for a user base, let me tell you, users DO NOT want Windows 8 metro bull-crap for their WORK computers. They want Windows as it always has been. Heck, just getting people to adopt Windows 7 from Windows XP is a bit of a pain, but at least it's similar enough they can usually manage.

    I honestly don't care one bit what Microsoft wants to shove down the "average consumer's" throat, because I am not the average consumer. I manage an IT department and am responsible for training and deploying software such as this to a large user base. I will not undergo the process and pain of forcing users to adopt Metro in their work environment. I will switch to Linux first.

  86. Re:Getting a more pointless blue screen would be h by Xest · · Score: 1

    "I'm not about to even try and claim the blue screen isn't useful, it just don't help me personally track down issues. I would rather have raw kernel output with a nice stack trace then see random memory address and a name.sys file."

    I think the BSOD is really just intended as a summary. You can get much of the sort of information you probably want from the minidump files, though it's been quite some time so I can't remember exactly what's in there, but IIRC I believe it does include a stack trace.

    I guess as much as anything though a lot of it depends on what you're used to.

  87. 1 in a million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I in a parallel dimension, or did the 20 odd office users I just installed Windows 8 for go down really really well. Turns out they all love the quick access to their relevant systems and after a decent 5 minute intro for the all the users they said they were already getting more work done by the end of the first day. As a developer I am also finding it rather easy to work with. It seems like everyones getting all defensive about 8 when all they need to do is spend the time setting it up nicely for their particular work role!

    1. Re:1 in a million by Kimomaru · · Score: 1

      No, you're in the same universe. The same universe where MS products seem to be able to install okay and are even better at requiring a reimage every six months.

  88. Dressed up shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is still shit.

  89. If Microsoft wants to impress us . . . by Kimomaru · · Score: 1

    . . . they can start by developing a network operating system that doesn't fall on its face every four days. For that matter, after 15 years they still haven't figure out a way to patch their servers without requiring a reboot. I patch my Ubuntu server twice a day via cron and I can't remember the last time it was restarted.

  90. Re:Lets Compare the Surface Pro to the Google Pixe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple things:

    1. The 23GB figure was from a prerelease unit with a bunch of diagnostics loaded, the final units actually have 31GB free and can open another 9GB if you move back up the recovery partition to a USB drive. Even more if you delete the preloaded Office trial.
    2. You can get a 128GB Surface Pro and still spend less than a Chromebook Pixel.
    3. Surface comes with a pressure sensitive Wacom pen and digitizer, which is great for art or note taking.

    Other than the impressive screen, I'm not seeing the advantage. And the Surface Pro screen isn't bad, either.

  91. Lame by hateflyy · · Score: 1

    I would rather have Live Tiles more like an active wallpaper on my Windows 7 start screen. Not two distinct UIs.

  92. Start 8 and mouse without borders. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you install start 8 and mouse without borders then windows 8 is not that bad. start 8 brings back the windows start menu (and its free). It also puts the metro apps on the start menu. Mouse without borders allows you to use one mouse and keyboard through the network. ITs a Microsoft app. It has a usefull option if you have dual screens. In windows 8 it will make the 4 corners not allow the mouse to go to the next screen. very helpful on windows 8 dual screen machines . helps with the hot corners access.

    I am surprised with the icon sizes. I figured with windows phone 8 and windows 8 on the same kernel that all features would be on both. I guess not.

  93. Re:Give it up by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

    Software doesn't age. But people's expectations do. You can still play Asteroids on an Atari 2600. But that doesn't mean most people would want to given the choice of that or more current games.

  94. Can humans use it... by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    to control their computers, or is Micro$oft using it to control the users?

  95. Nothing really wrong with windows 8 by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    I like linux as much as the next guy but it won't replace the desktop for home or business anytime soon. I tried installing Linux applications without the internet in .deb, .rpm, and even compile them and it could not be done except for LibreOffice and blender, dependency issues. With windows 8 i just download whatever applications I need and save them on my external storage just in case I need to redo my machine(hard drive go bust) and my internet is out and I had this happen to me a couple of times. Unless the whole u.s goes wi-fi free or prices go below $30 with more competition like most of Eastern Europe Linux has no chance.

      I don't understand why people find the metro so complex it's actually better and simple compared to the old start menu styles. I find the linux lxde, xfce, mate, cinnamon all look shitty, buggy, look like they belong in the 1990's and time consuming compared to the unity or metro. Kde looks more modern than the other linux DE's but the start menu navigation is pretty confusing.

    I have no problem running all my windows 98/xp/7 applications under windows 8. Eventually, the metro will grow on the complainers and those who are too stubborn to move on. It happened with windows 95/xp/7.

       

  96. Re:the 90s are over, dad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of those XP systems are in China. Considering how cheap and accessible Android on ARM devices are in China vs x86 gear, it'll be interesting to watch. I'm reminded of when Bill Gate's said something to the affect of "I'd rather people pirate Windows than use an alternative".

  97. Re:the 90s are over, dad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no one gives a shit about Microsoft.

    - Sent from my daddies Windows laptop

    FTFY

  98. Just like new coke... by tralfaz2001 · · Score: 1

    There is an opportunity here if M$ is smart enough to take it. Just like Coke turned the New coke fiasco into a brilliant mistake, M$ could turn this Win 8 failure into a chance to actually differentiate its myriad different versions of Windows products. Win Home versions could come with Metro the default UI, with the classic desktop as an option. The pro and enterprise versions could make the standard desktop the default with metro as an option, but with the option to disable Metro all together. The server versions should not have a metro bone in them at all. Now if they basically give the home versions away, charge a fair amount for the pro/ent/server versions... profit. And the hate may die down.

    I don't think they are this smart however, and hope they ride this Win8 turkey all the way to oblivion. It is really entertaining to watch.

  99. Blue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the "working title" (like "Longhorn") or has their marketing and branding team finally descended into madness? It seemed like with 7, and then 8, they were finally remembering how to do sequences...

  100. Same old crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see the same old crap when Windows 95 was released. When Windows XP was released. You people just don't like change.

    It's changed, it's going to stay that way. Microsoft has made this very clear, it's time to shut up and get on with it.

    I did and I enjoy Windows 8 just fine.

  101. Re:Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can software "age"? It doesn't wear out. There's no reason you can't use the same software forever, in fact.

    It ages in the sense that it stands still while the rest moves on.
    Want to run the latest browser on it? You can't, the OS is too old.
    Some hacker found a kernel exploit that makes you vulnerable on the web? Too bad, no more patches are made.
    Want to connect some new hardware gizmo to it? Too bad, no drivers will ever be made for your old OS.
    And so on...