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Early Surface Sales Pitiful

Nerval's Lobster writes "Microsoft has earned $853 million from sales of its Surface tablets, according to the company's annual Form 10-K filed with the SEC. That's a bit of a disaster, to put it bluntly. Earlier estimates put Surface sales at roughly 1.5 million units; the $853 million figure reinforces that projection. By comparison, Apple sold 14.6 million iPads in its last quarter alone. Adding insult to injury, Microsoft spent quite a bit producing and marketing Surface. The Windows division's 'cost of revenue increased $1.8 billion, reflecting a $1.6 billion increase in product costs associated with Surface and Windows 8, including a charge for Surface RT inventory adjustments of approximately $900 million,' read the Form 10-K. 'Sales and marketing expenses increased $1.0 billion or 34 percent, reflecting an $898 million increase in advertising costs associated primarily with Windows 8 and Surface.' Overall, Microsoft's Windows division earned $19.2 billion in its fiscal 2013."

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  1. Marketing expenses by bonch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In other words, Microsoft spent more money on advertising the Surface than they took in selling it.

    1. Re:Marketing expenses by Enry · · Score: 1

      Hollywood accounting?

    2. Re:Marketing expenses by recoiledsnake · · Score: 2

      How so? The advertising figures include Windows 8, not just the Surface.

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    3. Re:Marketing expenses by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hollywood accounting?

      It would be Hollywood accounting if they had sold 20 million units in the last quarter but still managed to loose billions of dollars.

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    4. Re:Marketing expenses by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another thing to consider is that revenue isn't profit. Revenue doesn't include, for example, the cost of the tablet itself that was sold in each transaction, but rather how much they sold the tablet for.

      I imagine that after R&D and physical hardware costs, they're probably operating at a pretty deep loss on Surface. I'm curious if that is both Surface Pro and RT or just the RT though.

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    5. Re:Marketing expenses by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, and how is that working for them? At this point it is hard to tell whether Surface of Windows 8 was the bigger fiasco.

    6. Re:Marketing expenses by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In other words, Microsoft spent more money on advertising the Surface than they took in selling it.

      I'm sure all those commercials showing people dancing (or finger painting) with their tablets were way more expensive to produce than ones showing people doing actual work -- if that's even possible -- on the tablets would have been. To be fair, I think the Surface/Windows8 commercials are entertaining and well done, but they don't inspire me to actually want/buy the products.

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    7. Re:Marketing expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Loose" billions of dollars? Did they really set that money free? If so, can I have some?

    8. Re:Marketing expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate it when the dollars get loose

    9. Re:Marketing expenses by adamstew · · Score: 2

      The revenue is for any device bearing the "Surface" name. It includes all models of Surface RT and Surface Pro.

    10. Re:Marketing expenses by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is that revenue isn't profit. Revenue doesn't include, for example, the cost of the tablet itself that was sold in each transaction, but rather how much they sold the tablet for.

      I suspect you meant to say exclude the cost of the tablet itself which is closer related to profit as you alluded. By itself, revenue has no direct bearing at all on the cost of the transaction and is as you phrased it, "how much they sold the tablet for."

    11. Re:Marketing expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lose.
      It's LOSE.

    12. Re:Marketing expenses by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it... except that they really don't get anything by pretending to be a failure. There's no net profit percentages to pay out.

    13. Re:Marketing expenses by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      I hate it when the dollars get loose

      All of my dollars frequently get loose.

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    14. Re:Marketing expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That commercial is fucking stupid.. all i get, as well as lot of my friends and families, from that ad is that it is a device for professional dance troupes.

      It is utterly disconnected from a real world office where it takes place. Definitely not targeted for home users.

    15. Re:Marketing expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both RT and Win 8 were part of MS' forced strat to funnel people into a Windows App Store.

      We don't want your touch-screen-centric app store, Microsoft. We have to be able to run our existing apps.

    16. Re:Marketing expenses by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      We just need to except that their are to many people which would of used the word "loose" when their suppose too use "lose".

      You read the sentence. You must now save vs. stupid or temporarily lose 1d4 intelligence.

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    17. Re:Marketing expenses by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      yep, just like each previous story here on the SAME THING

    18. Re:Marketing expenses by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 2

      Large marketing expenses for the launch of a major new product are normal business. The problem is not that Microsoft spent the money; it's that they spent the money on a product that people didn't want. Surface RT delivered too little for too high a price; by the time the product came to market its 720p+ display and dual-core CPU were inadequate for its $500 price point, and there was little app support. If Microsoft had been serious about entering this market it should have been priced at $299 at launch, and quickly followed by a Surface RT+ with quad core and 1080p display as an upsell product. The build quality of Surface RT is outstanding - the VaporMG shell looks good, it feels very solid in the hand, and the engineering of the magnetic snap-on covers is slick - but that just wasn't enough to get people to pay a premium price for it.

      Surface RT was probably doomed from the start in any case. The inherent problem is that developers don't want a third platform to exist and succeed; that means 50% extra effort for every product they develop. The developer's ideal world would have a single platform, but they grudgingly accept the need for two to limit the monopoly power of the platform owner.

      Surface Pro and its successors will see some success among people who want to use their desktop software in a portable form factor. Full Windows devices will always cost more, weigh more, and have less battery life than devices using an OS purely designed for mobile, so they are likely to remain a niche market that will never achieve iPad-like sales numbers. But there is money to be made there, since the devices will sell at higher price points than the more mass-market tablets.

  2. sick of windows at work by SkunkPussy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is the fundamental issue that people are sick of using shitty computers with shitty locked down versions of windows all day at work, so they don't want more of the same bullshit for their personal devices?

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    1. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As opposed to the "freedom" of apple?

    2. Re:sick of windows at work by bonch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People have invested in iOS and Android apps, leaving little incentive to switch. Additionally, WinRT lacks functionality compared to Win32. Microsoft has become reactive and conservative, following what others do rather than leading. They had the opportunity years ago to shake things up with the Courier tablet, which was focused on content creation. The project was killed because Bill Gates wanted it to be a more traditional device that interfaced with Office.

    3. Re:sick of windows at work by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The walled garden has yet to reach the Apple desktop, which is still a POSIX compliant UNIX environment complete with X-Window (as an optional install) and BASH that can run off the shelf commercial software. It is in fact the last such platform on the market.

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    4. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is the fundamental issue that people are sick of using shitty computers with shitty locked down versions of windows all day at work, so they don't want more of the same bullshit for their personal devices?

      No, the problem is an inexplicable tablet interface on the new desktop OS and a tablet which seemed to be sold on the idea that it does absolutely everything that the laptop which you already have does in exactly the same way, not to mention it running that bizarre new interface people keep muttering about because it's apparently terrible.

    5. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about that. Firstly MS is so concerned about sqeezing every level they have to have so many platforms. Why does the surface RT even exist? I shouldn't have to have different versions of software. The RT experience is terrible. Not to quote Jobs, but I will. MS biggest problem is they have no taste. They have no vision.

      It's true.

    6. Re:sick of windows at work by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes and No.

      Joe Sixpack** doesn't give a damn about the lock-in per se (see also the iPad). They want something that has flexibility, durability and (apparent) speed packed into an easy-for-them-to-grok mobile interface. A pretty UI/graphics package is also a must. Note that the iPad does all of that - it doesn't come with an instruction manual, yet most non-techie folks can pick it up for the first time and do what they consider to be useful stuff with it in less than five minutes.

      Surface RT OTOH? Pure fail in this department.

      ** sample size = one spouse, all my relatives, and a handful of non-tech friends. Your own mileage may vary.

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    7. Re:sick of windows at work by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well their vision is "the same interface on all devices". The problem is, we as consumers dont want that. A phone interface does not work well on a desktop. That, and it's ugly.

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    8. Re:sick of windows at work by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fundamental issue is that people already have a choice of multiple shitty locked down tablets, for which they can get far more applications for just about the same price or less.

      What reason does anybody have to buy a SurfaceRT?

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    9. Re:sick of windows at work by slim · · Score: 2

      OSX isn't the competitor to Surface though.

    10. Re:sick of windows at work by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The last such platform?
      So no other UNIXes still exist?
      There are other POSIX compliant desktops available on the market not made by Apple?

    11. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When has Microsoft ever actually led?

      Other than monopolistic behavior.

    12. Re:sick of windows at work by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      I think he was talking platforms with marketing departments.

    13. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't stopping them from testing the water, though.

    14. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends of the definition of "freedom" and how end users evaluate limitations versus functionality.

    15. Re:sick of windows at work by snookerdoodle · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I'd gladly purchase a Surface Pro (with Real Windows) for a little more than the price they're now charging for the ones with RT. But $900? No, thank you.

      I'd rather have Android or iOS than Windows RT, if I'm buying a tablet that can't run Windows apps.

      On a related note: 'Wonder why Apple doesn't try a tablet with OS X for a bit more than an iPad?

    16. Re:sick of windows at work by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. When they first announced it, there was speculation everywhere that it was going to cost $200-$250. Then they released it and it turns out that it was $500 without the keyboard/touch cover, which was the whole thing that actually made it different then every other tablet out there. By the time you get the Surface RT and a touch cover, the price was close to $600, and cost more than an iPad. Had it been close to the speculated $200 price, I would have probably purchased one. But at $600 it wasn't even close to worth it. Even though the price has come down a bit now, it's still $350 for the Surface (apparently out of stock on the MS Store) and comes to $450 with the touch cover. That much, for a machine who's specs are looking woefully dated (esp the screen resolution) in the face of the newer tablets being announced by Apple, Google, and others.

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    17. Re:sick of windows at work by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      OSX isn't competing with Surface, per se, and OSX may be a POSIX compliant system, but why does Apple do things like make Safari non-compliant with regard to standards like the W3? One web site I worked on had the worst rendering with Safari. I mean, almost useless W3 non-comliance. We had to develop a plug-in to deal with some of our stuff. Firefox, IE? No issues. We could use the stock browser components.

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    18. Re:sick of windows at work by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Microsoft's vision of the world, an electric drill would need a gas pedal, a gear selector, a brake, an ignition key, and a steering wheel because consistent interfaces are important (who cares if you can actually use it?).

    19. Re:sick of windows at work by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Informative

      > The walled garden has yet to reach the Apple desktop, which is still a POSIX compliant UNIX

      MacOS is a proprietary GUI based user environment with it's own history, culture, and expectations quite different and distinct from Unix.

      Only a vanishingly small minority of MacOS users care or even know that their shiny happy thing is a Unix underneath.

      Apple is as much a Unix vendor as Tivo is.

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    20. Re:sick of windows at work by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The level of attachment to either leading mobile platform is highly disputable. The apps for both platforms tend to be dirt cheap or just plain free. The average Apple or Android user probably has less invested in there platform in terms of "apps" than the cost of a single PC game.

      The real vendor lock is going to come from platform only entertainment content like music or books or movies.

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    21. Re:sick of windows at work by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Any computer you use at work will be locked down. Get over it.

      For the record, Apple machines are more of a PITA where I work than anything else.

    22. Re:sick of windows at work by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > A pretty UI/graphics package is also a must. Note that the iPad does all of that

      You need to update your propaganda. Apple no longer has the lead in tablet market share.

      The problem with ignoring experts or deriding them is that sooner or later the rube consumer is going to depend on experts. It can be the neighborhood free tech support guy or your neighborhood auto mechanic. It can even be the hardware manufacturer.

      Sooner or later you are going to need that guy. His opinion is still relevant even if his choices are one or more levels removed from the consumer.

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    23. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was as cheap as a Nexus I'd get one but that's not the case. Other than word/excel this thing is far behind.

    24. Re:sick of windows at work by Aaden42 · · Score: 2

      On a related note: 'Wonder why Apple doesn't try a tablet with OS X for a bit more than an iPad?

      Because Apple figured out that touch & mouse based devices need a different UI paradigm to be useful.

      If you want ultra-portable OSX, you get an Air. If you want a touch screen, you get an iThing, in your choice of three sizes (four if you count pre-iPhone 5 sized devices).

    25. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple is as much a Unix vendor as Tivo is.

      The same could be said about Android and Linux but I'm sure that doesn't stop you from making such a "mistake."

    26. Re:sick of windows at work by mblase · · Score: 2

      OSX isn't competing with Surface, per se, and OSX may be a POSIX compliant system, but why does Apple do things like make Safari non-compliant with regard to standards like the W3? One web site I worked on had the worst rendering with Safari. I mean, almost useless W3 non-comliance. We had to develop a plug-in to deal with some of our stuff. Firefox, IE? No issues. We could use the stock browser components.

      What website would that be? I prefer to do my testing in WebKit browsers, personally.

    27. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to update your propaganda. Apple no longer has the lead in tablet market share.

      The OP never said they lead in tablet marketshare let alone in what you quoted. Sounds like a bit of misdirection on your part.

      But we know you Linux fanbois can't help it. Just keep goose stepping for der fuhrer... We'll keep laughing at your lies.

    28. Re:sick of windows at work by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Informative

      You need to update your propaganda. Apple no longer has the lead in tablet market share.

      Has nothing to do with propaganda, or even who has the lead. However, it has everything to do with why the Surface RT failed utterly. The UI is confusing and ugly, and the flexibility (read: app support) is simply not there. Battery life is a big question mark, and half the internal storage ("disk") space on the low-end model is eaten by stuff that the consumer sees no use for (the recovery partition, the bloated-as-hell OS, etc.)

      Replace "iPad" with "Android" if it makes your phallus turgid - machts nichts, my point still stands. Th3e RT sucks because it fails to meet the requirements I outlined up there.

      If you can prove me wrong, please do so.

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    29. Re:sick of windows at work by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      That's nonsense. Apple is way more locked down than even locked down Windows.

    30. Re: sick of windows at work by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Windows 8 may have the same interface on all devices the problem windows RT is simpler

      Windows RT is windows that can not run Windows Programs.

      It was doomed to fail for that reason. Apple might be swapping parts of the UI back and forth across devices for consistency. But apple never said IOS was OS XI

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    31. Re:sick of windows at work by PPH · · Score: 2

      The problem with ignoring experts or deriding them is that sooner or later the rube consumer is going to depend on experts.

      But the experts have been bought or discounted. The MCSEs have a vested interest in propagating Windows. Its defects are their job security. The others have been discredited as Apple or Linux fanbois. Besides, people become emotionally invested in their choices. Once they have been led down a bad path, they are less likely to listen to alternatives than when they made their original choice.

      Sometimes all you can do (as that expert) is to walk away. Even Dr. House has to call the time of death on occasion.

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    32. Re:sick of windows at work by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the "how do I turn this fucking thing off" question has hit me a few times after people get frustrated enough to call me.

    33. Re:sick of windows at work by PPH · · Score: 1

      Probably true. At work, when the shitty Windows system bombs, its coffee break time until the IT people show up. So the company computing system is like a lab rat. I've seen what kills it and I know enough not to drink the same KoolAide.

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    34. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any computer you use at work will be locked down. Get over it.

      For the record, Apple machines are more of a PITA where I work than anything else.

      I generally find this to be true where most admin are Windows Admins. The opposite is true when you have unix admins.

    35. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though every version of Os X since 10.5 has been an officially certified UNIX?

    36. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their UI designers and bosses must be surrounded by shills and yes-men.

      Discoverability is much worse. Most in my workplace found it faster to use Google to figure out how to logout (not shutdown) from Windows 8 than to figure it out from the UI.

      Their interface may work fine for 3 year olds. But how many 3 year olds need to logout?

    37. Re:sick of windows at work by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      The problem with ignoring experts or deriding them is that sooner or later the rube consumer is going to depend on experts.

      I'm sure you won't believe this, but this is an area in which Apple truly, truly excels. There are plenty of neophytes who use Apple tools to a significant percentage of their potential (probably not as much as they could, but more than enough) with no help from anyone. You have to be willing to do some things in the Apple Way, but that's no great burden for many people.

      In the same way that you used to have to be at least somewhat mechanically inclined (or have a neighbor who was) to own a car, but now just get in and drive, you really can just use your iPhone, iPad, and even MacBook without any clue as to how they work ... and everything's generally just fine. Really.

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    38. Re:sick of windows at work by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Troll

      > Even though every version of Os X since 10.5 has been an officially certified UNIX?

      You don't even understand what that means.

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    39. Re:sick of windows at work by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      >> Apple is as much a Unix vendor as Tivo is.
      >
      > The same could be said about Android and Linux but I'm sure that doesn't stop you from making such a "mistake."

      Some of us actually use Unix. Others just talk about it.

      Obviously you are in the latter category.

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    40. Re:sick of windows at work by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I would take that one step further, and say that pretty much all tablets and computers are that way now. Even MS products.

    41. Re:sick of windows at work by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      1.) You're a HUGE fan of windows 2.) You like your tablet thick and heavy 3.) Well there are two good reasons

    42. Re:sick of windows at work by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 2

      I agree, I'm wondering too what site he's using as a comparison. Wasn't Safari the first, or one of the first to pass Acid3? And I know the Acid3 test isn't without criticism but Safari was scoring 100/100 when IE was scoring 20/100.

      I pretty much build in Safari, check in Chrome and Firefox, which will always work and then allocate twice as much time as all of that took to make it work with all the versions of IE I need to test for.

    43. Re:sick of windows at work by snookerdoodle · · Score: 1

      This is true. Microsoft creating such a UI and putting it on computers with a mouse and keyboard (and no touchscreen) is the cause of most Windows 8 angst that I've personally observed. You do eventually figure your way around, and 8.1 looks like it will address this.

      I have a co-worker who's happy with his Windows 8 tablet. It seems intuitive and powerful. But it's also expensive.

      There are a couple of applications I'd like on a tablet that are only available for Windows (non-RT) and OS X. They are not available for iOS, Android, or Windows RT. Hence my pondering about OS X on a tablet.

    44. Re:sick of windows at work by rbgaynor · · Score: 1

      You need to update your propaganda. Apple no longer has the lead in tablet market share.

      iOS may no longer be the leading tablet OS, but Apple is still has the largest tablet market share of any tablet manufacturer.

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    45. Re:sick of windows at work by dns_server · · Score: 1

      There is HP-UX, Open Solaris, AIX so perhaps you could get Open Solaris on a desktop.

      Linux and bsd are not POSTIX compliant (they have not gone through compliance testing) so for a unix (tm) your choices are limited.

    46. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8 is just woeful.

      Now, I consider myself to be smart. I have a first class degree in CS, I'm a senior software architect for a major bank. I tend to do all the tech support for my friends (getting rid of viruses, tuning laptops, connecting wifi, email, etc.)

      My wife's best friend got a new laptop running Windows 8. It took me 2 hours to try and
      1) work out how to use Windows 8.
      2) work out how to configure the mail client.
      3) give up on the native client, and install Thunderbird.

      [Number 3 took me about 5 minutes to do!]

      Compare that to my 75 year old mother, who was able to configure her own email client on her new iPad.

    47. Re:sick of windows at work by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      OSX isn't competing with Surface, per se, and OSX may be a POSIX compliant system, but why does Apple do things like make Safari non-compliant with regard to standards like the W3?

      Are you sure that the site was compliant? Are you sure it wasn't "optimized for IE" (and maybe OTHER browsers emulated those IE-isms)?

      Please write up a bug at bugreport.apple.com with specifics about the site and what standards Safari is violating.

    48. Re:sick of windows at work by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      No, he's right. An Android user doesn't know/care that it's "UNIX" just like a desktop user of OS X.

    49. Re:sick of windows at work by readingaccount · · Score: 2

      What reason does anybody have to buy a SurfaceRT?

      The Surface RT is one of the few tablets which can run Microsoft Office (not the web version - an actual native application). Office is not available on the iPad or Android Tablets, and since the RT is cheaper than the Surface Pro and any other competing Windows 8 tablets, that makes it the cheapest tablet available to run Microsoft Office.

      Some people LIVE in Microsoft Office to the point where they don't need anything but it and a browser to do their work, which is where the RT would be useful I suppose. Unfortunately, the marketing doesn't seem to hammer this fact for some reason. I would have thought it would have been a rather useful thing to point out in commercials, but maybe I was wrong.

      Note that I don't have a Surface and don't give a shit about Office because I code on FPGAs for a living. If I had to I could use LibreOffice easily enough (though I don't because Office 2010 is so damn nice to use). But I do at least understand what the RT was going for - it's just that no-one seems to know.

    50. Re:sick of windows at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, oddly enough I see plenty of MacBook Pro's at sysadmin-related expos and in our company, the developers are split just about 50/50 on Linux (mostly Debian and a few CentOS) and Mac OSX. Macs still holds their own in the graphics departments, yes, but developers and sysadmins (which I am) have taken them in because of the UNIX foundation, no doubt about that.

    51. Re:sick of windows at work by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has always been reactive and conservative. The difference was that back in the 90s they could come from behind and still produce a pretty good product that could compete. Now, they just seem to be flailing.

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    52. Re:sick of windows at work by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      corporate pcs are typically rather locked down

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  3. Who needs MS anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disaster after disaster. Shut if down and be done with it. Every MS story gets on my nerve. Except lot of noise, they produce nothing worth mentioning.
    Go away and stop wasting my time.

  4. Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the totally-not-obvious-at-all product placement in Under the Dome is surely going to kick things into high gear!

    1. Re:Product placement by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      is that the elisium movie?

  5. Wasn't that expected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What, did someone think huge numbers of people would toss their IPads and buy a new Surface instead?

    The market was already pretty well penetrated, and there was never any reason to believe that the introduction of a new product would increase demand.

    1. Re:Wasn't that expected? by unimacs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft's view was that the iPad and similar Android tablets were fine for media consumption but were really lacking when it came to creating. Having a physical keyboard without adding significant weight or bulk was a killer feature in their mind.

      A lot of people felt that Microsoft did an excellent job in designing the keyboard. A key point they missed though is that once you stick a keyboard on a tablet like that there's not much distinction between it and a small laptop. So why not just get a laptop?

      One of the nice things about a tablet is that you don't need an flat surface available in order to use it. Microsoft's own Surface commercials show a bunch of people sitting around a table. A tablet that requires a desk in order to take advantage of one its key features isn't going to set the world on fire.

    2. Re:Wasn't that expected? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Well, they thought the market had been penetrated the straightforward way, but there was still an available opening for them to penetrate it the MS way. You know.

    3. Re:Wasn't that expected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah neither a laptop nor a tablet requires a desk. Only Surface does. But if you have a desk, why not use a real keyboard and real mouse instead of touch.

  6. MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by BoRegardless · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Consumers & business have their share of distate for BSODs and other disasters that cause them to go to other devices.

    1. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't had a BSOD in years. The only time I reboot my machine is for updates. Windows used to be unstable, but more recently I find it rock solid. I wonder if all the problems I had in the past with Windows was due to cheap/faulty hardware and bad drivers, and had nothing to do with the OS itself. I don't think I've ever seen any of my Windows 7/8 machines crash at all (certain applications will crash but not the OS). Windows 8, which many people complain about is actually quite nice, if you can just get yourself past the UI. It's a little bit jarring to have that start screen show up, but really I haven't noticed it at all. I just treat it like a really big start menu in Windows 7. Hit start, type name of program, and run it. It's really easy to start commonly run programs because the target is so big. I no longer have to have precise aim like I did with the quicklaunch bar, and I don't have to have screen real estate taken up by the quicklaunch icons (which I generally have about 15-20 of).

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    2. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by oGMo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well hooray for you, but I have to reboot win8 (game machine) constantly. Apparently, it has a well-known bug where it sends a reset command to the hard drive under certain conditions. This can cause the drive to go away until you power-cycle the machine (even the bios doesn't see it). It's not a BSOD: everything just stops working and you lose anything you were doing, because the drive it was running off is now gone. (It also blows away UEFI stuff, but fortunately you can get it booting grub again from the windows side.)

      Happens extremely randomly on two entirely different systems with three different drives. Lots of reports. No fix.

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    3. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      and I don't have to have screen real estate taken up by the quicklaunch icons (which I generally have about 15-20 of).

      What do you mean with this? The quick launch icons sit in the taskbar and thus don't take up space from application windows anyway.

    4. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      If you have 15-20 icons on your quicklaunch bar, they have to spread most of the way across the screen, taking up valuable space from the task bar. I personally don't like to group my taskbar items, because I find it actually makes it harder to find stuff. So my task/quicklaunch bar gets really crowded, really fast. With no quicklaunch icons, I have a lot more room for the stuff in my task bar.

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    5. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by tech.kyle · · Score: 1

      I agree. Even in the XP days, I've found BSODs were often caused by system "optimizers" and registry cleaners that the average user seemed to think needed to be run daily to keep their computer healthy, not to forget the no-name adapters running off drivers written by inexperienced developers who would just hack together a driver that was just good enough to work, never to be supported again. These were a healthy portion of BSOD issues, not that XP is flawless. I think Win7 and Win8 does a better job of convincing people that their OS can take care of itself.

      All these anti-Microsoft comments remind me of protesters who feel the need to cram their views down other people's throats. You prefer Apple. You prefer Linux. That's great. I believe you have every right to prefer a different OS/Manufacturer than the next person. That doesn't mean the next person is wrong because they don't agree with you.

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    6. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      And none of that matters at all. BSOD exists in the zeitgeist, therefore it is a mark on the platform in general. It doesn't have to happen anymore, because it used to happen so often in the past. You can't run away from the shitty products you used to ship, by making less shitty products now. You have to make overwhelmingly better products now, or wait for the overall image of your products to gradually change.

      People don't want to type the name of their program to run it. If they did, we'd still all be on DOS 6. I've heard people throw this out before as a workaround to a shit UI, and it only points out the massive failure of the new UI. Also, go ahead and type in the name of the program you want to run on your Windows tablet, with the on-screen keyboard, when anyone running iOS or Android has it up and running in 3 taps or less. Yeah, that's a great mobile computing experience.

      I'll give Microsoft credit for trying something new, but sometimes you have to recognize when your new thing is actually worse than what you were doing before. Windows 8 is a failed experiment, and Microsoft should recognize it as such and mend it by giving everyone a switch to give back Aero.

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    7. Re:MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds awfully familiar. My first Win8 machine crashed itself so hard into the ground that when rebooted the automatic "recovery" picked it up just high enough to smash it again and fail, and I finally had to wipe the disc and start over. I haven't had a Windows machine crash this bad in years, perhaps a decade, for such a total meltdown.

    8. Re: MS Suffering from Legacy Effects by thingummy · · Score: 1

      Ok, but other operating systems have improved in usability. Unlike Microsoft's operating systems, they don't take 5 minutes before AND after reboots after updates to "configure your computer". The game has moved on,and if Microsoft has fixed the crash problem now, it's too little too late.

  7. Is the ipad the best comparison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is the ipad really the best comparison here? Surface RT seems like a flop, but I think most people purchasing the Surface are doing so as a small form factor laptop. How does it compare to the sales of the Airbook?

    1. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MacBook Air pulls in billions in sales.

    2. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is also famous for long product update cycles where the price of the product does not decrease with time like it should. So an apple laptop that was good value when it was released is terrible value by the time it is updated. The Macbook Pro is the current example, it has not changed in specs or price point in close to three years.

      The Macbook Air right now is awesome, probably Apple's best product and by far the best product in that category of computers. In 3 years it will cost the same amount and have identical specs. It will not be anywhere near as desirable then, probably because its competitors will have a much higher quality, much cheaper product on the market - just like a Macbook Pro right now.

      When the new MBP comes out - probably right after this round of back-to-school sales - it will again be a good laptop with a modest Apple tax attached to it.

    3. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      But how many units? The reason I ask is that I believe Apple products to be a little higher-priced on average than other PCs.

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    4. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Mac laptops sell about 4M units per quarter.

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    5. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So frigging what?

      I have a 2009 13in MB that I recently upgraded with an SSD. Runs like a dream, a virtually new machine.

      I don't care if Apple has long product cycles. I expect that many other owners don't care either.

      Now back to the topic for this article which was about MS and not Apple.
      I don't have a tablet. I do have a Kindle Paperwhite. I've yet to see anyone with a Surface out in the wild.

    6. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      The Mac Air and the Surface Pro are similar in cost ($999 for the 128GB model of each, but the Pro has a 64GB model for $899). It's hard to break down the Mac Air sales, because Apple doesn't always break mac sales down, but Apple typically sells about 4 million macs per quarter, and the Mac Air is probably the largest portion of that since it's the entry-level portable. I found some figures from previous years indicating quarterly Air sales in the 1.x million range, but I can't find anything more recent. NDP also said this month that the Mac Air has a 56% marketshare in the US thin-and-light laptop category, but I couldn't find any overall sales figures to back that up either.

      How Apple is priced compared to the competition really depends on market segment. In some segments they cost a great deal more, in others they don't. The iPad tends to go for a premium over the comparable competitors, but the MacAir tends to cost the same as the competition.

    7. Re:Is the ipad the best comparison? by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

      The Macbook Pro is the current example, it has not changed in specs or price point in close to three years.

      This is incorrect. The last non-Retina MacBook Pro came out in June 2012, and the average time between releases is 267 days.

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  8. Microsoft went in the wrong direction by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Re:Microsoft went in the wrong direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with the Surface RT was that it was best described by what it couldn't do.

      "It's like iPad, but it doesn't run apps from the Apple store."
      "It's like a Windows PC, but it doesn't run all Windows software."
      "It's like a laptop, but you can't type on it in your lap.

      Microsoft completely fucked up the marketing. If Surface RT came out three years ago, it would have dominated, but Apple and Android have already shaped user expectations. They created a device that runs a browser and MS Office...enough to cover 99% of computing use...and it has twice the battery life, half the weight, and a third of the cost of an comparable ultraportable laptop. It should have been a killer piece of gear, and the engineers probably thought they created something really special. Too bad Microsoft thought it would just sell itself in market where existing tablets had already gone the content-comsumption only route.

    2. Re:Microsoft went in the wrong direction by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The problem with the Surface RT was that it was best described by what it couldn't do.

      "It's like iPad, but it doesn't run apps from the Apple store." "It's like a Windows PC, but it doesn't run all Windows software." "It's like a laptop, but you can't type on it in your lap.

      Microsoft completely fucked up the marketing. If Surface RT came out three years ago, it would have dominated, but Apple and Android have already shaped user expectations. They created a device that runs a browser and MS Office...enough to cover 99% of computing use...and it has twice the battery life, half the weight, and a third of the cost of an comparable ultraportable laptop. It should have been a killer piece of gear, and the engineers probably thought they created something really special. Too bad Microsoft thought it would just sell itself in market where existing tablets had already gone the content-comsumption only route.

      I avoided the Surface because I'm not coordinated enough to do the dance moves they show on the TV commercials.

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    3. Re:Microsoft went in the wrong direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    4. Re:Microsoft went in the wrong direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a couple more:

      "It's like the Xbox interface, without the games."
      "It's like the Zune's interface, without the music."

  9. Surface vs iPad by moonwatcher2001 · · Score: 2

    According to loopinsight.com Apple sold over 50 million iPads in the time it took Microsoft to sell 1.7 million Surface tablets.

  10. Microsoft... by khr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft... There's a name you don't hear every day... They're still around?

    1. Re:Microsoft... by Tarlus · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it has been a couple hours since the last article about RT's failure. Slashdot was about due to post another one.

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  11. LOL you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Nice try but ask anyone on the street to name the operating system their iPad uses and they won't have a clue. Funny you say "locked down" because Apple seems to have perfected that idea. In reality its because the market is saturated already and most people don't use their tablets for much besides playing games while in the shitter. Your trolling is lame for someone with a low UID.

    1. Re:LOL you think so? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that a significant segment of tablet users are so sick that they spend significant time on the toilet. If you're in the bathroom long enough to even need reading materials, something is very wrong.

    2. Re:LOL you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Basicly this.

      The issue is metaphorically: that Apple has built a walled garden that is large enough and in the right shape that most users will not actually encounter any walls during their wanderings unless they go looking for them. Contrast this with Android, where you can move the walls to wherever you want making the garden effectively unwalled but the default position is so close to the entrance that you have to move them at least once to get anywhere, and Windows RT, where the garden is more of a sandbox (basicly a walled desert) and the walls are awkwardly placed and immovable.

      For people who happen to not fit Apple's mold Android is superior because you can move the walls when you need to, but for most people iOS is better because you don't have to worry about the walls unless you actually want to be outside them.

      And Windows RT is just a non-starter because not only are they rigid about the rules but they don't have any content people want either.

    3. Re:LOL you think so? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're in the bathroom long enough to even need reading materials, something is very wrong.

      Seriously?

      From my experiences, and talking with friends, we ALL pretty much refer to the toilet as "the Library"...we all catch up on our reading while sitting on the can.

      I figured it was just a guy thing, since most women I know have no clue why myself and my other male friends keep an assortment of reading material in the bathroom.

      Don't get me wrong, it isn't being irregular or constipated, just that it does take more than 30 seconds to sit and shit...so, might as well catch up on reading while in there. And for so many of my married friends, it is a good opportunity for a little me time from the wife, as that that is the one place and time they won't try to follow them around.

      :)

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    4. Re:LOL you think so? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

      From my experiences, and talking with friends, we ALL pretty much refer to the toilet as "the Library"...we all catch up on our reading while sitting on the can.

      I refer to it as "my most personal sphere."

    5. Re:LOL you think so? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      The issue is metaphorically: that Apple has built a walled garden that is large enough and in the right shape that most users will not actually encounter any walls during their wanderings unless they go looking for them. Contrast this with Android, where you can move the walls to wherever you want making the garden effectively unwalled but the default position is so close to the entrance that you have to move them at least once to get anywhere, and Windows RT, where the garden is more of a sandbox (basicly a walled desert) and the walls are awkwardly placed and immovable.

      Very well said. Android is theoretically open but far more closed for the casual user, Apple is technically closed but is far more than "good enough" for most.

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    6. Re:LOL you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're in the bathroom long enough to even need reading materials, something is very wrong.

      Seriously?

      From my experiences, and talking with friends, we ALL pretty much refer to the toilet as "the Library"...we all catch up on our reading while sitting on the can.

      I figured it was just a guy thing, since most women I know have no clue why myself and my other male friends keep an assortment of reading material in the bathroom.

      Don't get me wrong, it isn't being irregular or constipated, just that it does take more than 30 seconds to sit and shit...so, might as well catch up on reading while in there. And for so many of my married friends, it is a good opportunity for a little me time from the wife, as that that is the one place and time they won't try to follow them around.

      :)

      Ever thought of, oh I dunno, shitting, washing your hands, leaving the bathroom, and THEN reading your twitter feed or flipping open a sports illustrated? I know exactly why you do it (i used to do it now and then, too) it's because you don't have the balls to do those things other places (at work, in front of the wife, etc). If your wife doesn't get why you need a little reading time now and then, you need to have a real conversation about it. But communicating is for pussies, right?! Better hole up in the shitter so you can get some quality "me" time in, it's what "Real men" do. Whatever floats your boat, I will be on the back deck getting some fresh air and reading whatever the fuck I want.

  12. When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How big of a fuck up would it take for Ballmer to be forced to resign?

    1. Re: When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duck! The chair..

    2. Re:When? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      How big of a fuck up would it take for Ballmer to be forced to resign?

      It's the "forced" part that I think is the issue. How much force, and applied by whom. Ballmer wields tremendous power, and his ego will not let him resign voluntarily. I think he'd see the company crash, or at least become a much smaller company, rather than step down.

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    3. Re:When? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Shareholders, thats who.

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    4. Re:When? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      eh. Microsoft is on it's way out no matter who is in charge. The question is is Balmer any better or worse than the next guy?

      Really why bother putting a good competent captain in charge of a sinking ship? You think he is magically going to make it float again?

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    5. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I mean, why bother bringing Steve Jobs back to Apple when they were only 90 days solvent. No use whatsoever!

    6. Re:When? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      eh. Microsoft is on it's way out no matter who is in charge. The question is is Balmer any better or worse than the next guy?

      Really why bother putting a good competent captain in charge of a sinking ship? You think he is magically going to make it float again?

      Um, ok, I don't believe I'm saying this, but under competent leadership, Microsoft could (a) enjoy a roaring comeback, and (b) be a force for good. The company employs some of the most brilliant engineers in the nation. It still has lots of cash. It still has healthy pipelines. It has *components* that other companies would give their left arm for. With competent, truly forward-thinking leadership (not the best fake forward-thinking that money can buy, but the real stuff) and the balls to make a clean break with the festering crap of the past, Microsoft could create some truly engaging, successful products. It's this psychotic insistence to pummel the same deceased equines that's the source of their current issues.

      For three examples: Go back to the *real* surface, and lift it from hollywood prop status to a real, dynamic, reliable, affordable product. Dump the Windows core, and build the GUI (and compatibility tools) on top of a modern kernel. Take what has been learned about touch-based GUI so far, and put one together that makes sense for the user, even if you may have to license bits and pieces from companies that did it better, sooner. Take off the "windows everywhere" blinders and make each of these products the absolute most appropriate for these particular environments. Microsoft has the resources to do all of these things. All it lacks is the guts.

      Edit: When I say "Windows GUI", I mean the traditional Windows GUI, which is actually useful. I do not at any time mean the Windows 8 GUI.

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    7. Re:When? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I mean, why bother bringing Steve Jobs back to Apple when they were only 90 days solvent. No use whatsoever!

      Bingo. The right person can do it. Sculley was not the right person. Ballmer is not the right person. Jobs had his quirks, but he had vision. Ballmer does not have vision. Or, at very least, what he has is not what we are accustomed to thinking of as "vision".

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  13. Cut the losses and run by redmid17 · · Score: 1

    I'd pick one up for 100-150 bucks. Get that sucker open sourced and generate some good will MS. You are not going to do anything else with those.

    1. Re: Cut the losses and run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really want one but they are too expensive.

    2. Re:Cut the losses and run by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing though:

      $900M write-off
      $890M marketing
      $x in R&D / production costs
      Total expense to produce $850M in revenue by selling 1.7M tablets: $1.79B + $x production costs

      They lost $600+ after each customer bought one. They could have gave them away for free and been less in the hole, because they wouldn't have had to do the billion dollar marketing.

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  14. Failed Marketing by bradgoodman · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Really?!??!

    All those ads with people dancing around snapping covers on and off - opening and closing weren't enough to evangelize the masses as to the virtues of the technology?!?

    As much as I hate Microsoft - it's sad to say - that the [very, very] few people who I know who actually had a Surface had nothing but RAVE reviews about them. The summary was: "Size/weight of an iPad - but with a real keyboard. I could take it to meetings, and actually run Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Outlook. I could actually take notes with the keyboard - and not some "add-on" iPad type keyboard which made the iPad as big and bulky as a small laptop or netbook".

    So in short - it was a real "productivity" device - not like tablet, which I still don't think is really good for anything but *light* web browsing and watching movies on a screen, the size of what we used to watch them on in the 70's.

    1. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The keyboard didn't come with the tablet. Also the keyboard cover got some pretty bad reviews. The other keyboard was as bulky as iPad keyboard cases.

      And the Surface Pro wasn't a cheap device either.

      Anyway, there's Office 365 for Android and iOS now.

    2. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?!??!

      All those ads with people dancing around snapping covers on and off - opening and closing weren't enough to evangelize the masses as to the virtues of the technology?!?

      As much as I hate Microsoft - it's sad to say - that the [very, very] few people who I know who actually had a Surface had nothing but RAVE reviews about them. The summary was: "Size/weight of an iPad - but with a real keyboard. I could take it to meetings, and actually run Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Outlook. I could actually take notes with the keyboard - and not some "add-on" iPad type keyboard which made the iPad as big and bulky as a small laptop or netbook".

      So in short - it was a real "productivity" device - not like tablet, which I still don't think is really good for anything but *light* web browsing and watching movies on a screen, the size of what we used to watch them on in the 70's.

      I wanted this to be true, but it isn't. The Pro is much larger and heavier and more expensive than the iPad. The keyboard is expensive and mediocre. The RT looked great, even if it can't run full windows apps. However, I need it to do 2 things - Run Outlook and connect to a Cisco VPN. (Those are pretty much the two most basic purposes of a business machine, right?) It's a big fail for a reason.

    3. Re:Failed Marketing by cusco · · Score: 1

      I saw a lot of people on the MS campus comparing their Surfact RT to their iPad (we didn't have designated areas to work in, so sat in the public areas), and the general take seemed to be that they were both useful machines, with two different uses. iPad was the better content-consumption device, Surface was the better work-production (content creation?) device.

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    4. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Being a Surface RT owner myself, I can say that:

      (1) I love the Surface RT, despite all the bad reviews and hate against it. It is an awesome device.
      (2) The keyboard works great. It certainly is not the exact same as a regular keyboard, but I can still type very quickly and with very few errors.
      (3) I love being able to use it as a productive device rather than just something that I browse Facebook and Youtube on.

    5. Re:Failed Marketing by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Being a Surface RT owner myself, I can say that:

      Apparently it doesn't allow you to create a /. account and sign on to post your unbiased and informative testimonial.

    6. Re:Failed Marketing by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 2

      Really?!??! As much as I hate Microsoft - it's sad to say - that the [very, very] few people who I know who actually had a Surface had nothing but RAVE reviews about them. The summary was: "Size/weight of an iPad - but with a real keyboard. I could take it to meetings, and actually run Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Outlook. I could actually take notes with the keyboard - and not some "add-on" iPad type keyboard which made the iPad as big and bulky as a small laptop or netbook".

      So in short - it was a real "productivity" device - not like tablet, which I still don't think is really good for anything but *light* web browsing and watching movies on a screen, the size of what we used to watch them on in the 70's.

      This is exactly what I love about my Surface. I take it to a meeting, drop open the cover, and tap the Word button. Boom, I'm ready to go, then save everything to Skydrive so I can look it up from anywhere. The people with iPads (everyone else, tbh) tend to have to fiddle with the bluetooth settings and figure out where Pages saves stuff. My Surface just sort of works. YMMV, IMO, and all those other fun acronyms apply.

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    7. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's the problem right there - assuming that people who are interested in buying a tablet would want one for productivity. Perhaps people buy it because all they were using their previous laptop for was to check e-mail, browse the web, and play the occasional game. Which is what an iPad is perfect for.

      It's not about buying something for what it could do. It's about buying something for exactly what you want to do - nothing more, nothing less.

    8. Re:Failed Marketing by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think the core problem is that the market - as a whole - doesn't want real productivity devices. They want things to replace their desktops and laptops, but more portably. They want web browsers and YouTube players. They want messaging. They want simple photo editing. A few people here and there want office suites and development environments, but their numbers are dwarfed by those who just want to "carry the Internet around" easily so they can interact with it in a fun way.

      I'd buy a tablet that booted directly into Sublime Text in one window and a shell in another. I'd have a lot of fun with that and it would be my idea of a productivity device. And yet, I don't think I'd have to wait in line on launch day.

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    9. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess i'll be a Yay sayer. For me there is no swiss army knife better than the surface. The ipad has it s merits [own 2], the MacBook has its merits [own 1] and the PC has its merits [my business runs them Database software, Office, CAD/CAM work]. And yes- I run windows 8 now on the desktop..it took me a couple months to really adapt. Now that I am used to it i find myself trying to get to the UI screen all the time on other platforms. Does anyone remember the transition from DOS to 3.1 [and what user were like with that transition]. How about 3.1 to 95...another fun time? People adapt.

      The surface Pro allows me to- have a tablet form factor when convenient, travel with a small form factor pc on the plane, has a wonder stylus for note taking - blows away ipad, can do the tablet-esque things- movies, browsing etc, and I hook it up to an HDMI screen at work and have a full blow "desktop". I can do all of the things I do on each of my other devices with the exception of IOS based software- which I really do not run. The windows store does have less apps....but I suppose I am just name that interested in all the apps out there.

      Is it expensive...yes. But from a corporate perspective it is wonderful.

      I understand for the person just looking for a tablet it is $ and heavy. Don't buy it.
      [Not really sure on the RT..never used it. Doesn't make much sense to me].

    10. Re:Failed Marketing by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I would have have shown PC Guy sitting with somebody in a cafe, talking about the selling points of the device. Then 25 seconds in, Mac Guy brings them their drinks.

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    11. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're doing more than taking short notes or writing email with Surface, you're doing it the hard way. Either that or the laptops you're buying are so big that you cannot see the blurred spectrum. The Surface is the laughably small, overheated laptop that ended up in the also-ran category. It's not a platform for a touch-interface application ecosystem. That is android and iOS. MS wants you to think they're a player in this space, but reality is simply not agreeing.

      RDP and bluetooth keyboards for the actual tablet market may clue you into how these "productive devices" are getting used at work.

    12. Re:Failed Marketing by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'd look for another source of income. Once Redmond pulls the plug, they won't be paying you to astroturf their shit anymore.

      Well, I guess you can always go back to your old occupation of giving ten dollar blow jobs in the alleyway.

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    13. Re:Failed Marketing by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate Microsoft - it's sad to say - that the [very, very] few people who I know who actually had a Surface had nothing but RAVE reviews about them.

      I'm guessing those people had the Surface Pro, not Surface RT. Because those are the people I've heard who had good things to say about it.

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    14. Re:Failed Marketing by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      well that explains it then.

      if ms's employees work consists of stuff they can do on surface rt, then they're fubar - office and metro apps.

      unfortunately it's only better content creation as well if you don't have kb with the ipad and if you do they're about the same.

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    15. Re:Failed Marketing by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Fine then, I'll echo the GP AC's comments, with an additional caveat:

      s/"Surface RT"/"jailbroken Surface RT"/g

      The ability to run PuTTY, and gvim and 7-Zip and python and perl and such natively. The ability to take any .NET 4.x app, like the recent versions of Fiddler or IKVM (for Java support), and run it. The ability to (slowly, but it works) emulate x86 so I can run some non-demanding closed-source software that I like.

      *THAT* makes the Surface RT an awesome device, when combined with everything else. Without that, it's merely a nice device running a badly (but fixably!) flawed operating system.

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    16. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only under the anti-Microsoft hate bandwagon is nearly a BILLION in sales with a new product in an already established competitive market... a "drastic failure."

      These are the same people who bitched that the original Xbox was "just a PC" and would be a "drastic failure."

    17. Re:Failed Marketing by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Software killed the device, namely the business decisions that limited the software. And the worst part is, they still haven't learned from any of this yet.

      OTOH, the hardware is pretty awesome. Could do with a better screen though.

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    18. Re:Failed Marketing by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Which is a great use case, and works really well. Unfortunately, your market is basically business people who would be willing to forgo an ultabook (or macbook air) and use a Surface with a worse keyboard. What percentage of the market is that, really? 99% of consumers don't really care about those features. They just want to watch movies and do light web browsing. For the once in a blue moon they need a spreadsheet or a word processor, they just sit down at their PCs or full blown laptops. The Surface Pro does several things ok and none of them great, and is very expensive. I think (and the market seems to back me up) people would rather have two devices: a tablet and a computer, and use whichever is better for a specific task.

    19. Re:Failed Marketing by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Why would you have to "fiddle with bluetooth" ? You set it up once and it works forever. Personally I just bring my MBA to meetings. Citrix or Office for Mac. Dropbox when I'm out of office or just WiFi + UNC paths when I'm in the office. MUCH better keyboard, higher res and larger display, equal (or better) battery life. I'm not sure what makes the Surface Pro better for that use case?

    20. Re:Failed Marketing by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 1

      Nothing would make the MBA better than the Surface for note-taking. I have a Surface, I don't have a MacBook, so I like what I have. It takes notes and has a pretty good keyboard, plus the kickstand makes for a much more convienient upright experience than an iPad. As for the bluetooth problems here, I have no idea why people have so much trouble. It just seems like a lot of hassle.

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    21. Re:Failed Marketing by ZFox · · Score: 1

      As for the bluetooth problems here, I have no idea why people have so much trouble

      One problem for me is that most bluetooth devices assume that you only ever pair with one other device. I swear sometimes that bluetooth acts like a jealous ex-girlfriend (e.g. interferes with other connections, refuses to talk, hooks up with past devices, etc)

    22. Re:Failed Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bull shit.

      iPad doesn't have dual screen support, the RT does.
      iPad doesn't have mouse support, the RT does.
      iPad needs a special kind of printer, RT works with everything.
      Removable storage on the iPad is clunky and flakey.
      Excel beats the pants off of Numbers any day, and Keynote is worthless because you have to carry a separate accessory to show slideshows on larger screens.
      The iPads storage management system might work fine for local movies and videos, but when I have little snippets of documents and graphics from different editors sprawled all over hell's half acre, on remote shares and thumb-drives, having a real file system is a MUST.

      The only thing I ever liked more about my iPad from a productivity standpoint was the mail app. Why MS decided to wait a full year after launch to give the RT the real native Outlook is beyond me.

    23. Re:Failed Marketing by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I've got two Bluetooth devices; A Microsoft Wedge portable keyboard, and a Sony headset. Both trivially paired with both my Nexus 7 and Tablet Z (and my phone, for the headset) and are instantly available whenever I turn BT on on either device. The headset can connect to two devices at once too, which I guess is useful if you're, say, taking a call while playing a game on the tablet.

      This is the first time I've heard of bluetooth devices that pair with only one device at a time.

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    24. Re:Failed Marketing by jon3k · · Score: 1

      You seem like a reasonable guy, so I'm curious -- what Surface? Is it a Surface Pro or WinRT? I assume you're just comfortable with Windows so you didn't want a Mac. I can totally appreciate that an iPad would be terrible for what you're doing. But why not a regular laptop? It seems to accomplish the same goal, but even better? Is it because you can also use a Surface like an iPad? I know some people like the Surface, I'm trying to figure out the use cases where it makes sense.

    25. Re:Failed Marketing by jon3k · · Score: 1

      You don't think that the Macbook Air keyboard is much better than the Surface keyboard? Have you ever compared them side-by-side? The larger, brighter screen wouldn't make it easier? The longer battery life?

    26. Re:Failed Marketing by ZFox · · Score: 1

      I've seen gaming headsets that mix two audio sources (is yours the PS3 headset?), but I haven't found wireless earbuds available that do that (thinking more about it, it seems my problems are only with wireless earbuds (I've had sets from two manufacturers)). I will also note that this is really the only device that I ever really connect to multiple devices--I would be willing to bet that the "pretentious ear-pieces" also have the same problem, though).

      And don't get me wrong, BT generally "just works" and I do love it and this is only a small hiccup, but my problems are when I have a bluetooth device (okay, my headphones) and am working near multiple other devices that have all been paired together in the past. I have to carefully turn on devices or the BT radios in the order that I need them to connect or otherwise it is seemingly random which audio source will be sent to my headphones (probably has to do with polling intervals). This can range from annoying, where I have to turn off bluetooth on several laptops, so that my phone will pair instead, to problematic, where I have been forced to to "forget" devices just to get them to work with another device (e.g. in my car where I cannot easily turn off the BT radio).

      I think my problem would be solved with a "soft-pair" option where I did not need to re-make my device discoverable, re-search for devices, re-authenticate a password, but instead just give me a simple prompt asking for confirmation before re-connecting to a device.

    27. Re:Failed Marketing by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I've seen gaming headsets that mix two audio sources (is yours the PS3 headset?), but I haven't found wireless earbuds available that do that (thinking more about it, it seems my problems are only with wireless earbuds (I've had sets from two manufacturers)).

      I use the Sony SBH20 wireless earbuds: http://www.sonymobile.com/global-en/products/accessories/stereo-bluetooth-headset-sbh20/ Seems to work fine. I haven't had any problem with mixing up devices, but I'm pretty careful about turning off BT whenever I don't use it to save battery. So I turn on the headset (or keyboard), then turn on BT on the device I want to use. Then turn both off once I'm done.

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    28. Re:Failed Marketing by chakan2 · · Score: 1

      "As much as I hate Microsoft - it's sad to say - that the [very, very] few people who I know who actually had a Surface had nothing but RAVE reviews about them."

      As someone who had an RT...um...no...it did not deserve the rave reviews. I feel like the people who were really positive about the thing were giving it high marks to justify being duped out of 500-600 dollars.

      At that price range it's really hard to come to grips with "I just made a bad bad purchase."

  15. thought it read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ear surfactant saves pitbull.

    which is funny, cause i use a surfactant on my pitbulls ears. and he also lives in a walled garden.

  16. Relivent in 10 years by jameshofo · · Score: 1

    Some day Microsoft will make a really good case study as a company that had the PC world on a string and ended up making themselves irrelevant by trying to copy a model that works and turning it into something that doesn't.

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  17. Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember when the early XBOX sales looks so bad they thought it might drag Microsoft under?

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    1. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by idobi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Historically, the Xbox division is still not profitable. It's net -$3B from 2001

    2. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Isn't Microsoft still buying the xbox market (by selling at a loss)? I guess it's possible that they could do the same with the Surface, to continue playing in that space. Or it could go the way of the Zune.

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    3. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Isn't Microsoft still buying the xbox market (by selling at a loss)?

      Consoles are typically sold at a loss which is recouped from game sales(except Nintendo).
      Xbox is making money in the past few years.

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    4. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Currently Xbox profitably varies by quarter. I would expect losses for the next several quarters as the Xbox One is launched. Overall Xbox is still in the red if you just look at the hardware side. With licensing added in, it might be at a break even point.

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    5. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They will never ever make money on the XBOX, by the time they start making money on the console it's time to replace the console with a newer version, and that's after they dragged the refresh cycle out 3 years longer than the previous cycles.

      If I was a shareholder I would be livid, that money could have been put into share purchases or dividends for far more return to the owners.

    6. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I remember that. It was almost as funny as when they had so many recalls that they had to spend absurd amounts of money to replace most of the XBox user-base's hardware. Or when they released the Kin phone and it failed miserably? Hilarious.

      It's fun remembering Microsoft's failures. And it's impressive that Microsoft still squeezes enough money out of Windows and Office to keep paying for these failures.

    7. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by stdarg · · Score: 1

      MS doesn't break out revenue for Xbox and Xbox Live so I'm wondering where you got that number from?

      Xbox is part of the Entertainment and Devices Division which also includes Windows Phone and Skype.

      Skype cost a huge amount of money.

      Windows Phone cost a huge amount of money (Microsoft continues to pay Nokia just to use Windows Phone).

    8. Re:Beats the crap out of XBOX sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software wise, they keep beating dead horses to the point where Halo has turned into COD with aliens. They have squandered shadow run, they squandered mech warrior, they squandered freelancer, they squandared age of empires, and they squandered flight simulator (or flight or whatever they call it now).
      They have also pissed on all of their partners, including the guy who originally developed DirectX.

      Microsoft does not know how to manage the gaming market at all. Microsoft mismanagement is legendary.

  18. I admit it, I was taken in by the early hype by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I took one look at the intro video and was blown away, I thought that Surface was as cool as dammit. But then I assumed that it would be priced at Microsoft prices. Instead they tried to sell it at Apple prices. Had they, from the get go, offered iPad coolness at a Windows price, I think they might have made a go of it.

  19. Microsoft should hire me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have told them how this was going to end years ago. We all could. Why it something so blindingly obvious to just about every technically minded individual on the internet out of grasp to a supposedly top tier vendor?

    My favorite part is remembering all the shills posting right here on slashdot, copy-pasting the same tripe astroturfed all over the other major forums/boards/social media hotpots. So many fake posts about how surface is the best thing ever, how it's being adopted in droves, how it's the next hot thing.. Pure schadenfreude.

    Funny thing is, I actually like the surface Pro. For it's class of device, it's the best there is by long shot and everyone who needs that class of device should buy one.. Trouble is, the thing is being marketed as something else. It's being marketed as a general purpose computer with at touch interface. Which is garbage. It's the same failed convertible tablet platform Microsoft has been trying to push for more than a decade. (This one sheers off the keyboard and includes touch in addition to pen input)

    The surface pro actually has a pro grade pen digitizer built right in. It is an amazing artists tool. It sells for less than an equivalent pro device (Digitizer on LCD screen), only it's an entire computer and not just a screen you attatch to another computer. Microsoft accidentally invented the best digital artist's tool to come in a long time, and doesn't even know it.

    1. Re:Microsoft should hire me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I remember when the Ipad was first announced. Every single "Technically minded individual on the internet" called it the dumbest thing in the world. Cue millions of "3000BC rock vs. 2008 Ipad" image macros. Then, it released, and started an entirely new market. Sometimes, things succeed even when everyone hates its.

    2. Re:Microsoft should hire me. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      The surface pro actually has a pro grade pen digitizer built right in. It is an amazing artists tool. It sells for less than an equivalent pro device (Digitizer on LCD screen), only it's an entire computer and not just a screen you attatch to another computer. Microsoft accidentally invented the best digital artist's tool to come in a long time, and doesn't even know it.

      I'm perplexed: this is the first time ever that anyone said anything that made me consider getting a Surface!

    3. Re:Microsoft should hire me. by Straif · · Score: 1

      'Gabe' over at Penny Arcade has talked about doing several of their comics on his Surface Pro. According to him it's a great alternative for when their having issues with systems at their offices or he's out of town and wants to still get some work done.

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  20. RT more than Pro? by guytoronto · · Score: 2

    According to the article, the RT version outsold the Pro version 2-to-1. Yet everyone seems to agree that RT is useless. The RT is most likely selling based on low price point. The Pro version isn't selling at all. Disaster is putting it mildly.

    1. Re:RT more than Pro? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Pro version isn't selling at all.

      It's a pity, because I've got a Pro and it's a pretty kickass machine. I agree the RT doesn't make sense, but the Pro is well thought out.

    2. Re:RT more than Pro? by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      After reading Penny Arcade's review I was considering getting a pro- then I saw the price tag. Too much cost for a system who's screen resolution is less than 1/2 of what the iPad released 2 years ago had, and is barely able to handle games released years ago.
      Having said that, Haswell is out and the next generation of Pros should be able to handle higher resolutions and more modern gaming while reducing power requirements. If they bump their screen resolution I may just get one- especially if they allow you to remove Office (I have no use for it) and reduce the price to sub $1k.

    3. Re:RT more than Pro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting side-note. Surface Pro is the single most popular Windows machine in the market right now.

      This probably speaks more to the diversity of the Windows device market than it does to the absolute popularity of the Surface Pro (compared to the total market, it is still insignificant), but it's too early to call the Surface Pro a failure. Comparing sales numbers of RT to Pro isn't really meaningful when they're selling to very different segments, it's like saying the Boeing 787 is a disaster because Toyota sold a million times as many Camrys.

    4. Re:RT more than Pro? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      If only they weren't trying to sell a low-end laptop-with-touchscreen at a high-end laptop price they might be on to something.
      - Typed on a lightweight 15" $300 dollar laptop that does almost everything I as a techie want out of it

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    5. Re:RT more than Pro? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Full disclosure: as a long time Apple and Linux user, I'm completely new to the whole Surface thing. I don't think I've ever even seen one, Pro or RT. But I too have also read that the Surface Pro seems like a nice little machine, and can do things the ipad can't do as easily because of the I/O and display ports, whereas the ipad can give you cellular data if you need that and the resolution on the display is higher. In fact, the two machines seem to be broadly comparable:

      http://ipad.about.com/od/ipad_competition/a/Microsoft-Surface-Pro-Vs-Ipad-4-Comparison-Chart.htm

      So why the abysmal sales of the Surface Pro? My guess would also be the price point, Apple has a low price point ($499 for retina display, but the ipad 2 is only $399) that you can expand the storage in it to get high storage (up to 128 Gb at $799 with cellular is $929) or the cellular stuff. MS put out the RT at a low price point too ($349) with the Pro as its higher end model (64 Gb for $899, 128 Gb for $999). So the MS low end is lower than the ipad and the high end is higher.

      Could it be that the RT is too limited in terms of what you can do with it, and that Apple got people to buy ipads because they made all their apps for the iphone immediately available on the ipad, so people knew what they were getting?

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    6. Re:RT more than Pro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too much cost for a system who's screen resolution is less than 1/2 of what the iPad released 2 years ago had

      *THIS* is what I find maddening about the state of x86 systems. I can find displays on $150 tablets with good IPS displays in the 200-300 ppi range. Meanwhile, I can spend 800 dollars and still probably get stuck with a TN display with ~100 ppi in x86 world.

    7. Re:RT more than Pro? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I forgot to add, that it also looks like the Surface Pro is a little too expensive to be pick up a big section of the market. People who want to drop $1000 might just be buy a laptop instead. It's too expensive for a glorified e-book reader, but my guess is it isn't also a complete replacement for a work laptop.

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    8. Re:RT more than Pro? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Problem with the pro is the price. I can buy a convertible ultra book for about the same price with more power and do the same thing.

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    9. Re:RT more than Pro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pro version isn't selling at all.

      It's a pity, because I've got a Pro and it's a pretty kickass machine. I agree the RT doesn't make sense, but the Pro is well thought out.

      Everyone who wants a Pro is techie enough to wait a few months for the Haswell version. Osborne strikes again.

    10. Re:RT more than Pro? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Most of what I can get in the iPad 4 I can get in the Asus Transformer series (TF700T). Advantage over the iPad was the microSD slot as well as a few other things (such as the keyboard option).

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    11. Re:RT more than Pro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with the pro is the price. I can buy a convertible ultra book for about the same price with more power and do the same thing.

      Really? Multitouch 1920x1080+ res IPS display? Which model has those specs? The Twsits are 1366 for example... I have a Pro and love it, but I can always justify another machine in my line of work or as a gift.

  21. The Surface is Wonderful! by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Surface is a wonderful device that I love to use. My seventeen kids all fight over the privilege to use it and they all want to replace their iPads with a Surface. They're just flying off the shelves, and the local stores can't keep them in stock. I have to drive 200 miles to buy more. At work our productivity increased 1,022% when we replaced all of our ipad and android tablets with the Surface. It's so cute and convenient, I just can't keep my hands off of it.

    There, did it for you. Cut and paste as necessary.

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    1. Re:The Surface is Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you work as Mr Balmer's Assistant then?

    2. Re:The Surface is Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you working for Micro$oft??? There is no application for Windows RT, useless

    3. Re:The Surface is Wonderful! by JamesA · · Score: 2

      Practicing for an Amazon Vine review?

  22. Early Surface Sales Pitiful by ls671 · · Score: 1

    "Early Surface Sales Pitiful"

    Maybe they should go underground. Am I missing something?

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  23. Surface RT Fails due to VPN and App Store by JonathanSkinner · · Score: 1

    Overall I liked the Surface RT except for 2 major issues: App Store only and extremely limited Cisco VPN support. To elaborate, 3rd party VPN support is almost non-existent. The Surface Pro is better for compatibility, but it costs too much for myself to justify buying one. If Microsoft is going to make a tablet that has productivity they better expand their VPN client capabilities for their ARM based tablet and they better do it fast. Then these things will have more appeal for business sales.

    1. Re:Surface RT Fails due to VPN and App Store by cusco · · Score: 1

      Much as I truly loathe the Cisco VPN (well, pretty much everything that says Cisco on it), you're probably correct. Not because the Cisco VPN is a wonderful piece of software (it isn't), but because corporate Networking departments generally control VPN access and they're never going to give up the monopoly on power that Cisco's proprietary and buggy systems give them. A problem for MS is that its developers work in an entirely MS-centric environment. That means that all the MS pieces work together really well, but interoperability with other software is if-fy at best. They've just not had the time/opportunity to make it work with every piece of software out there. I'd be surprised if the issues actually don't originate on the Cisco side, but it's going to be up to MS to fix them since end-users don't have any clue.

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  24. So wtf has to happen for ballmer to be replaced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has *anything* positive happened for microsoft since SB took over?

  25. History Rewrote by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    Heh, I remember when the Ipad was first announced. Every single "Technically minded individual on the internet" called it the dumbest thing in the world.

    Except they didn't. In fact the transition from iPod to iPhone to iPad was both predicable to those technically minded and desired. In fact most technically minded people where using similar products for years. The only thing that surprised me at the time was the low price for an Apple product (I was less surprised by the iPad mini)

    1. Re:History Rewrote by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I remember when the Ipad was first announced. Every single "Technically minded individual on the internet" called it the dumbest thing in the world.

      Except they didn't. In fact the transition from iPod to iPhone to iPad was both predicable to those technically minded and desired. In fact most technically minded people where using similar products for years. The only thing that surprised me at the time was the low price for an Apple product (I was less surprised by the iPad mini)

      If I remember right the biggest criticism of the iPad was the name sounded like an internet-enabled feminine hygiene product.

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    2. Re:History Rewrote by ZFox · · Score: 1

      And that it was only an oversized phone, but missing the phone (somewhat humorously Samsung is all set to release a 6.3" phone).

  26. No the Surface simply has crap sales. by tuppe666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember when the early XBOX sales looks so bad they thought it might drag Microsoft under?

    Except the early Xbox sales where great. From a 2001 article http://uk.gamespot.com/news/microsoft-reports-strong-xbox-sales-2829778 "Xbox sold out as soon as we launched, and we're selling systems as fast as we can produce them. More than 100,000 units a week are being delivered to retailers, so game players are likely to find Xbox systems throughout the holiday season. With one of the best launch lineups ever, I understand why Xbox is the most sought-after gift for the holiday." "

    Not sure why people are trying to rewrite history.

    1. Re:No the Surface simply has crap sales. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, last time I checked the XBox sales stats I thought it took Microsoft 7 years to sell the same number of iPad's that sell in a QUARTER of a year.

    2. Re:No the Surface simply has crap sales. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the MS astroturfers like yourself trying in vain to make Microsoft look less of a failure?

  27. All the RT's fault by jacks+smirking+reven · · Score: 1

    The Surface failure to me entirely comes from their dual marketing of the Pro and RT versions, which we all know was brutally confusing to the public due to the fact the interface was identical but one could run desktop apps and one could not. Most people could care less about ARM vs x86. They see Windows they want to be able to use Windows just like at home/work. Some say that's a reason people would avoid the Surface where to many I think it would have been a plus.

    If MS had ditched RT and only released the Pro and sold it at a loss to meet that $500 price point, or a second less expensive version with an Atom/i3 type processor it would have made marketing simpler and more effective and more people i feel would have been on board. The face that RT came first means they blew through all their momentum on something nobody wanted. By the time the Pro came out (which besides the battery life is a great piece of hardware) it was too expensive and nobody cared.

    MS tried to win on all fronts and ended up losing both.

    1. Re:All the RT's fault by tech.kyle · · Score: 1

      I believe two things. One, the user needs to research the differences and buy the device that suits their needs. Two, users are idiots. Microsoft relies on the former. Apple relies on the latter.

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    2. Re:All the RT's fault by hey! · · Score: 1

      I don't think much of your marketing strategy -- after all, do we have any *evidence* that people want [note 1] to run their desktop windows apps on a tablet? That said, I think it's better than Microsoft's strategy. If you enter a crowded market, you've got to offer something other vendors don't have. Dumping money on advertising in an attempt to generate excitement seems hopeless when people are already divided into two camps; iPad or Android. Plus, you don't want to further confuse customers by giving them too many choices to make in your own line.

      For years Jobs showed the industry how to do this: streamlined product introductions that focus on stand out features.

      note 1: By "want" I mean "are willing to pay for", not "think is a pretty neat idea". Years in business have taught me the neat ideas are common as muck, but ideas that people pull out their checkbook for are very rare indeed.

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  28. Lots of sales to college students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Virginia, the engineering schools **REQUIRE** a touch screen Windows computer. Last year I had to pay $1800 for a touch screen Win7 laptop for my son to go to VT for engineering. This year, the students seem to be paying **ONLY** $899 for a Surface as it has keyboard and touch screen. Also, these are **SUPPOSED TO** last for all 4 years of college!

    It seems like kids could pay about 1/2 that for a nice laptop, and replace it in a couple of years when it WILL break.

    I guess they have not heard about open source, BYOD, Android tablets, Chrome laptops, etc. Oh, wait, how much was that Calculus book last year.... Nevermind.....

  29. Obvious by bravecanadian · · Score: 1

    You don't go into a runaway market at the same price as the leader.

    Microsoft should have significantly undercut the iPad pricing model if they wanted to have any hope with RT. The only useful differentiation that it has over Android and iOS tablets is the ability to run Office and most people with the consumer model tablets don't want to do that.

    They really should just have skipped RT altogether. It just confuses the market.

    They should have stuck with the Pro only, and marketed the hell out of the fact that you could do real work and run existing apps on it and it has a real keyboard!

    Microsoft should have been prepared to lose money on the hardware as a loss leader for a significant amount of time to get share and then make it up with appstore and software sales later.

    RT was a disaster from the outset.

  30. My sister was not by Solandri · · Score: 2

    She was actually the perfect target audience for a Surface Pro. She wanted something tablet-sized but also a PC, high resolution, touchscreen, optional keyboard, and was willing to pay ultrabook prices for it. The Surface Pro checked off pretty much every box in what she was looking for and she was halfway out the door to buy one.

    Then came ifixit's teardown and repairability review. Glue? Are you kidding me? If it breaks outside of warranty, you have a very, very expensive paperweight. They only offer a 1-year warranty, with an optional 3-year extended warranty (which includes accidental damage). And she's been burned by their extended warranty already (they refused to fix a cracked screen because they said since the laptop was out of production, the replacement screen cost exceeded her original purchase price and thus wouldn't be covered).

  31. One mans treasure is another mans' trash by JamesA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jeff Atwood (of CodingHorror, StackOverflow fame) praised the Surface RT:

    I can't even remember the last time I was this excited about a computer.

    1. Re:One mans treasure is another mans' trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well StackOverflow is a de-facto part of the MS dev. ecosystem, so he's basically a shill :p

  32. What is 10%? by rossjudson · · Score: 1

    Or you could say that with their first revisions of Surface, Microsoft has already managed to pull 10% of Apple sales. That's not bad for a new product working against an established and rather enthusiastically supported competitor.

  33. It's a shitty brand by JonJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is a brand that inspires no confidence from consumers, and the only one who actually likes them are simpleton sysadmins.

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    1. Re:It's a shitty brand by jon3k · · Score: 1

      And only because they know they can point, click, paycheck. They are the "maintenance men" of the 21st century. Little to no education, fumbled around as hobbyist and turned it into a job.

  34. Absurd keyboard prices, no Office information by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    I just went to see in on e would make sense to replace my girlfriend's ageing laptop. All she uses is Office and a web browser.

    The sponge keyboard is a unbelievabler £99.99 ($151.62 US), the actual keys one is a shocking £109.99 ($166.79 US). www.microsoftstore.com appears to not have any any information at all about what's missing or time limited in the 'preview' of Office RT or how much the non-preview will cost.

    No sale.

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    1. Re:Absurd keyboard prices, no Office information by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      There's nothing missing about the "preview" of Office RT. Office 2012 wasn't finished when RT went RTM, so the OS ships with a pre-release copy (which works fine, incidentally).

      However, within about a month of the device's retail release, Office RT was also released, and the full upgrade is an automatic install over Windows Update. The reason you don't see anything about the "preview" of Office RT is because, if for some reason the device you buy is still running the initial RT image, that preview will be replaced by a working version as soon Windows Update runs.

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  35. ahhhhhh by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    that explains it.

  36. bad timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last year, I wasn't too aware of microsoft surface and etc but I really wanted one. I looked for one at so many stores before Christmas but I guess it didn't come out until later. I ended up buying another tablet. Their later release date lost at least myself as a potential buyer.

  37. Surface was a non-starter by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    I cannot think of one single Microsoft product, hardware or software, that I've wanted to purchase in the last 15 years, whether as a consumer or head of tech departments with big budgets to spend. Lackluster products, poor user-acceptance testing, poor debugging prior to release, poor security, miserable customer support (on contract or per incident), awful product design, and on and on. The last thing I took momentary note of was Kinect, but I have become so disenchanted with Microsoft across the board that I was sure it would be crap too and dismissed the thought.

    About 7-8 years ago a colleague showed me his new install of Vista and I felt so bad for him I unclipped the Ubuntu Live thumbdrive I had on my keychain and gave it to him as a gift. Last month my poor brother-in-law begged me to help him with his brand-new Windows 8 machine, struggling and wheezing under the weight of its operating system, freezing and slowing to a crawl to launch basic apps. I put Ubuntu on as a dual boot and I've never seen a happier human being. He's gaming on Steam now and not casting a single look back at MS.

    So when all the marketing hype around the Surface hit, it didn't even cause a ripple on my consciousness. These sales figures confirm it hasn't done so for anyone else, either.

    I do wonder how long it's going to take for MS to implode. They have failed to innovate or protect their lock-in for more than a decade now. Users and businesses have moved on with their use patterns. MS's then-and-still cash cow, Office, has been satisfyingly re-created by Google and Open/LibreOffice for many years now, so eventually even stodgy IT Managers (Baby Boomers, I'm looking at you) will get religion.

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    1. Re:Surface was a non-starter by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Well said. No one cares about Windows 8 (most sales are the ones they instantly book from their volume licensing programs and OEM pre-loads) and Surface has been a failure, along with phones and their Nokia partnership. Microsoft used to be able to buy marketshare, but now that they're competing in so many markets, how much longer can they dump money?

    2. Re:Surface was a non-starter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the keyboards and mice? People like them.

  38. fire sales by beefoot · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the fire sales. I would buy one if the price is $150; definitely will get it if it is $100.

    1. Re:fire sales by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      can it run an operating sytem? you know, like BSD or a Linux distro? I don't need a program loader that doesn't really manage the resources from Redmond

  39. fix this! by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    Microsoft! nobody wants your stupid touch-everything bullshit. Dump your overpriced mobile devices, dump the Metro crap, and release what your customers ACTUALLY WANT! Seriously!

    1. Re:fix this! by elabs · · Score: 0

      I want Metro! I want touch! Microsoft, don't listen to @slashmydots. He's just spreading FUD.

    2. Re:fix this! by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Quiet, man. You don't want to give them any ideas. Let them die. That's what consumers want.

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    3. Re:fix this! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > I want Metro!

      So YOU'RE the one. Can I have your autograph?

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  40. Surface Core by bubbasatan · · Score: 1

    I, for one, would like to see Microsoft combine the Surface tablets with their brilliant server OS strategy. Picture, if you can, a tablet that only runs a PowerShell prompt floating in a sea blue. Yes, friends, you can own the new Surface Core. It's like Windows, only without windows, and in a convenient tablet format!

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  41. I have had them all by Spiked_Three · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And they all 100% suck.

    Apple locks you in - you do what Apple allows and forces, including some of the crappiest written software ever imagined (iTunes). That also forces you to pollute your desktop PC with more crap (iTunes).

    Android & Apple hideous development environments. Seriously, yes they can do anything, so can machine language code written in hex, that is not the point. The point is Apple runs this proprietary disgusting mix of object oriented and non-object oriented legacy crap. Android uses a semi decent language (potentially) but surrounds it with a hideous never considered anything but command line crap they call a UI. It depends on a buggy, poorly designed open source IDE

    Microsoft has a decent language, the best UI in existence, and arguably the best IDE, but you cant run anything but Internet explorer, you cant deploy it conveniently to your own machine, and certainly not to anyone else's. It's a 'me too' clone with all the bad parts and none of the good parts.

    They let the people worried about money get in the way of making a good product, and the result is failure (serves them right).

    Gates made MS at a time when he ignored the bean counters and made Windows despite OS/2, to be better, not more profitable. The profit comes automatically. When you force profit in over being a good product, the surface is what you end up with. R.I.P. MS, the good you will be missed.

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    1. Re:I have had them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they all 100% suck.

      High credibility.

      Microsoft has a decent language, the best UI in existence, and arguably the best IDE, but you cant run anything but Internet explorer, you cant deploy it conveniently to your own machine, and certainly not to anyone else's. It's a 'me too' clone with all the bad parts and none of the good parts.

      Lost it right there. I don't know why certain people consider Visual Studio such a great environment. I use VS2010 and and old version of IBM RAD and still prefer the old version of RAD over VS2010. I absolutely detest working VS2010. What am I missing that every MS advocate seems to push?

      Don't even start with the UI.

    2. Re:I have had them all by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      The Microsoft GUI sucks, a lot less customisable than Mate or some other Desktop Environments on Linux!

      I've never seen multiple virtual desktops on a Microsoft O/S, but it is standard on any Linux distro.

      I have multiple tabs on my terminals and directory windows, you can't do that on Microsoft.

      With Java, I write stuff using the Eclipse IDE that can run on both Microsoft & Linux boxen, something not possible with .Net.

      Remember Linux dominates mobile devices (Android is a Linux) and servers (what O/S does CERN, Google, and Dig, most;y use?).

    3. Re:I have had them all by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      I will, just because you said not to.

      What is even in the ballpark, nay, same planet as XAML/WPF/Silverlight?

      Why are there so many questions on stack overflow asking if there is anything similar for iOS and Android?

      Newbs that are clueless to application design patterns need not reply.

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    4. Re:I have had them all by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      OMG, you are hilarious.

      Mod parent up, clueless; funny!

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    5. Re:I have had them all by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I have a macbook air, iPad and iPhone 5. I don't have iTunes installed anywhere it wasn't preloaded (iOS) and on those devices I don't open it.

    6. Re:I have had them all by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      I started using Microsoft O/S's back in the days of MS-DOS, and regularly used function keys F1 through F4, while most people only used 1 or 2 of them. I also was adept at using Edlin to alter configuration files. Later I had a dual boot box with NT & Debian Linux. So quite possibly I have more experience using Microsoft than you do. I have also used several other Operating Systems and hardware platforms, quite a part from various minicomputers and mainframes. I have used at least 6 very different GUI families over 20 years.

      Well I have developed applications using Microsoft O/S's, and customised their desktop environments to the extent they could be.

      Had fun helping a colleague to use Visual Basic to construct a screensaver, and explained how to use event handlers, despite that being the first time I'd ever seen VB code (I never told him that!) - way back in the 1980's.

      I also solved 3 of 6 problems a friend had with the Microsoft desktop, despite not being particularly fond of M/S O/S's.

      My mother uses Microsoft's XP, I'll not attempt to get her to use Linux - basically, the most appropriate O/S depends on a lot of factors.

      Perhaps you are the one who is clueless, you apparently have not really used Linux extensively enough to comment authoritatively on what Linux GUI's can do.

      When people use personal attacks like you do, then it is indicative that they have no valid arguments to support their position.

    7. Re:I have had them all by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      It was required when I had the Apple. Maybe it has changed. That would be for good reason if it did. The Apple tablet could not even be turned on until I installed iTiunes on windows and gave Apple my credit card #.

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    8. Re:I have had them all by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they changed that with iOS 5 I believe, I remember that. Turn it on and just get a picture of a USB cable and the iTunes icon. Ugh, it was the WORST. Now as opposed to the old theory that your Mac* (* device with iTunes installed, usually a PC) was your "digital hub" now that has shifted to "the cloud". You don't need to connect the device to anything to get it setup and start using it. Best thing they ever did.

    9. Re:I have had them all by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I think (not quite sure) it changed with iOS 5, so not too long ago. I actually find iTunes quite usable on a Mac, but have no desire to try it on Windows.

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  42. Easy - just unlock the bootloader. by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Main reason I won't get one is that when (not if) RT dies; all you have left is a paperweight.

    At least with laptops, I can stick Linux on them when their version of windows gets too bogged down with viruses.

  43. Sidebars are for you by hippo · · Score: 2

    Shove the taskbar to the side and stretch it out to 128 pixels wide. You can easily get 40 quick launch icons on the taskbar and you can add a toolbar folder and have launchers for all your favourite docs right there.

    1. Re:Sidebars are for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, the win7 taskbar does work much better on the side, and given the switch to landscape monitors it makes much more sense.

  44. Less than 1.5 million by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    Isn't that 1.5 million sitting on shelves in stores, not 1.5 million in people's hands?

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  45. They could have done so much better by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, the Touch Cover is actually stiff enough to use in your lap, never mind the Type Cover (the one with actual keys). The tablet will also happily support itself with its kickstand on my knees. With that said, the angle that the screen is at (determined by the kickstand) is intended for use on a desk and is not optimal on your lap.

    I personally think that the second point was their biggest fuck-up. It's dead easy to recompile most desktop software for RT. Microsoft even provides the tools, although the public toolchain needs a little convincing before it will let you use them that way (changing a single line in an XML configuration file). Even the lack of certain features, such as OpenGL, can be worked around; gldirect works for wrapping OpenGL calls as DirectX functions, and is itself portable to RT.

    However, you can't *run* those programs, per Microsoft's say-so. Never mind that a "jailbreak" appeared shortly after release. Never mind that it makes the OS tremendously more useful. Microsoft still tries to lock it down, rather than embracing the market for an ARM device. Here's what I would have done:
    1) First and foremost: no lockdown. Limit it to Microsoft-signed binaries by *default* if they feel it's needed but allow users to unlock that restriction. Hide it somewhere, like a bcdedit option, if they really want to. Similarly, don't lock the bootloader; use SecureBoot, but allow it to be disabled and/or allow other keys to be installed, permitting the use of non-MS operating systems. We already paid for the hardware and software it came with, right?
    2) Push the use of .NET (which doesn't need recompiling to switch from x86 to ARM). Possibly even include legacy .NET versions (RT only comes with .NET 4.x), just to get the maximum app compatibility. Strongly encourage independent software vendors for Windows to publish .NET apps compiled for "AnyCPU" to get maximum compatibility. This should have been done prior to RT's launch, but they could still give it a go now.
    3) For devs who don't use .NET, or for the owners of legacy codebases, convince them to recompile their software for ARM. Make it really easy; no restrictions in Visual Studio, all the library files included with the SDK (so we don't have to cut them out of system DLLs), as many pre-compiled and built-in libraries as they can convince themselves to supply. Again, this should have been done long ago.
    4) Create and push architecture-independent installers. It should be possible to use .MSI files as "fat installers" where the arch-specific version of the program appropriate to your hardware gets installed. Tiny .NET-based installer programs could pull the correct native binaries over the Internet and install them. Wherever possible, don't make the user choose what architecture to install; just let them go on installing programs the way Windows users always have.
    5) Market desktop apps (for RT; they already do this for x86 and x64) through the Windows Store. Make it really easy for users to find the apps they want, and at the same time get people used to using the Store. If they decided to try the lockdown-by-default route, include dire warnings about how desktop apps are inherently less secure than WinRT (Modern / Metro) ones because WinRT apps run in a sandbox, but let people enable the installing of such apps through the store.
    6) Get BlueStacks, or somebody like them, to provide an Android compatibility layer for RT. It doesn't have to be amazing, but make it *good enough* that Android apps can be effectively considered to be available (preferably by default, or with minimal effort) on RT. Don't put them front and center, but *do* include it in your feature bullet points ("can run software from the Windows Store, plus Android applications") and "how many apps" lists!
    7) Encourage hardware vendors to build and certify RT drivers, then distribute them via Windows Update (as is done o

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  46. Remember when... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    ...Microsoft would make $24+ billion annually with Windows and Office each contributing $1billion a month! Now the whole of the company is only $19 billion annually.

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  47. I'm still waiting for the liquidation sale by leonbev · · Score: 1

    It's only a matter of time before Microsoft unloads all of these unsold Surface RT tablets for next to nothing, just like HP and Blackberry did with their failed tablet designs.

    Anyone want to take a guess when the remaining Surface RT's will start showing up on liquidation sites like Woot for around $149? I'm thinking that they might make great door-busters for a Black Friday sale... you can finally get that person who's been drooling over your iPad a tablet of their own. Just don't be surprised if they hate you for being a cheap skate.

    1. Re:I'm still waiting for the liquidation sale by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > It's only a matter of time before Microsoft unloads all of these unsold Surface RT tablets for next to nothing, just like HP and Blackberry did with their failed tablet designs.

      Don't bet on it. I believe Microsoft will insist they be crushed rather than unloaded cheaply.

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  48. 1.5M vs 14M, 10% isn't bad by elabs · · Score: 0

    Hmm, is it just me or is taking 10% of Apple's tablet pie pretty darn good for a new entrant?

    1. Re:1.5M vs 14M, 10% isn't bad by jon3k · · Score: 1

      That's annual vs quarter. I'm not sure how long Microsoft has been selling Surface, and I'm not sure the financial reporting period for their 10K filing (I don't believe it's 12 calendar months). But I'm guessing you're comparing many more months of Surface sales versus 3 months of iPad sales.

  49. Apple did by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Apple went into the MP3 market at the top, into the Phone market at the top and into the tablet market at the top.

    If you want to learn business, do NOT take MS as your only example unless you got an IBM willing to hand you a market for free.

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  50. Nearly $1 Billion is disasters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, it could be more but name 3 companies in the world that would not care about $1 Billion!

    Okay, The U.S. Government blows that every hour but besides Uncle Ben and his fried rice brain.

  51. Linux and Android are possible by Myria · · Score: 2

    Main reason I won't get one is that when (not if) RT dies; all you have left is a paperweight.

    At least with laptops, I can stick Linux on them when their version of windows gets too bogged down with viruses.

    It's likely possible to make an Android distro or regular Linux for the Surface RT. I have an exploit I've been holding onto that could be used to boot a Linux kernel at startup, even with RT's Secure Boot active.

    The hard party of it is making a Linux distro that works on Surface. Having a Windows background, I wouldn't know the first thing about porting Linux to unfamiliar motherboards.

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    1. Re:Linux and Android are possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finding an exploit to boot Linux on the Surface RT is like gluing a 500cc engine on your kid's bicycle: Pointless.
      Still, feel free to get it out there through the proper channel. The usual zero-day mailing lists should do fine.

    2. Re:Linux and Android are possible by Myria · · Score: 1

      Finding an exploit to boot Linux on the Surface RT is like gluing a 500cc engine on your kid's bicycle: Pointless.
      Still, feel free to get it out there through the proper channel. The usual zero-day mailing lists should do fine.

      It affects x86 as well, making it usable by malware to make bootkits without signed drivers despite Secure Boot. I have to be careful with releasing this one.

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    3. Re:Linux and Android are possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even so, the moment the exploiit is released as part of android/linux port, everybody would see what the bug was.

    4. Re:Linux and Android are possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Main reason I won't get one is that when (not if) RT dies; all you have left is a paperweight.

      At least with laptops, I can stick Linux on them when their version of windows gets too bogged down with viruses.

      It's likely possible to make an Android distro or regular Linux for the Surface RT. I have an exploit I've been holding onto that could be used to boot a Linux kernel at startup, even with RT's Secure Boot active.

      The hard party of it is making a Linux distro that works on Surface. Having a Windows background, I wouldn't know the first thing about porting Linux to unfamiliar motherboards.

      I so hope you are telling the truth.
      I'm fairly sure if you went around the Ubuntu or Debian forums, there would plenty of people that would be willing to help.
      The XDA Forums are also full of people with experience porting the Linux kernel to new hardware.

      While I'm not a big fan of Microsoft, I am a fan of devices being saved from the trash by putting a new OS on them.

  52. The tyranny of ARM (& practically everything e by Glasswire · · Score: 1

    Slashdot technorati will dump all over this, but the only truly open ecosystem in user-purchasable computing available today is x86 from Intel and AMD. All others esp ARM based platforms (except for -albeit interesting- toys like Raspberry Pi) are vertically integrated closed systems that you have to explicitly defeat the original vendors efforts to keep them closed to use in non-approved ways and in many cases (eg Apple IOS devices) are virtually impossible to reload a different OS on.
    This is deliberate and the anomaly of x86 is a result of a series of happy accidents and mistakes several vendors incl IBM made in created a monster they never wanted but have had to live with because it became such an unslayable monster. Let's hope it lives on so that in 2020 we're not all using closed hardware/software bricks that are totally at the mercy of vendors. (We'll just have to join hobbyist cliques of people who like to work on "vintage computers" from the early part of the century...)

  53. It's all because of WIndows 8 by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    And the fact that the processor on the Surface CANNOT run the software that works on Windows 8 PC's. And if you surf around the net you see that Windows 8 uptakes on laptops and desktops isn't happening as quickly as Microsoft wished.

  54. surface is shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on earth someone will buy surface unless he is blakmailed or kidnapped or forced otherwise,
    .

  55. Surface Pro? I'll buy one for a dollar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, why on earth would the price matter? It's still Windows and Office. The average Joe wouldn't mind if his employer would hand these out instead of laptops. But why on earth would he want one? They have a techie at the office that goes around all day long fixing stuff. They don't have or want that at home.
    Even more so, The idea of Window and Office as work tools is so ingrained in people minds, that they don't want them in their Smartphones and Tablets. I'd wager a guess that people actually consider the availability of a word processor and a speadsheet in what they want to use for Facebook and games as a serious downside.
    I think Caterpillar has a similar problem. Their brand is so strong they're always having trouble selling their non-work shoes. This despite putting the best materials in those shoes industry wide.