Government Accuses Sprint of Overcharging For Wiretapping Expenses
realized writes with news that the Federal government thinks Sprint overcharged them $21 million when billing for wiretaps. From the article: "Sprint, like all the nation's carriers, must comply with the Communications Assistance in Law Enforcement Act of 1994, which requires telcos to be capable of providing government-ordered wiretapping services. The act also allows carriers to recoup 'reasonable expenses' associated with those services. Sprint inflated charges approximately 58 percent between 2007 and 2010, according to a lawsuit the administration brought against the carrier today. ... The suit said that the wireless carrier breached Federal Communications Commission guidelines of 2006 that prohibited carriers from using intercept charges to recover costs of modifying 'equipment, facilities or services' to comply with the Communications Assistance in Law Enforcement Act."
Sounds like sound government policy.
the government now gets to experience the same bill-creep the rest of us poor suckers have been subject to all this time.
Not sure if this is laugh or crying material.
Sig? Heil
They waste money left and right - Whenever they blow several million or billion here and there they just dip the bucket back into the river of tax income which is always flowing like spring time. Why do they even care?
Would be funny if it weren't so insidious.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
well at least they didn't do anything illegal like wiretap the whole nation without cause or warrant.
Especially someone who would cheat a spy.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
They should have kept better track of their usage. They could have upgraded to a plan with more included wiretaps, or even considered one of the "Shared Family Wiretap" plans.
looks like they forgot to wiretap the folks at sprint
I just love it when one crook accuses another crook of being crooked.
As George Carlin would say, "Now THAT'S entertainment!"
The hell if they are going to gonna keep paying Sprint when they can just do it themselves... Oh wait...
Gee, this never would have happened if Bush won the election.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
As I currently battle my own Sprint bill, none of this surprises me. I'll bet the government didn't notice the enormous surcharges on their bill. I know someone who worked in their billing\customer service department. They said the level of billing abnormalities they saw was astonishing. This person had to give money to most people calling in about their bill while correcting things and promising it wouldn't happen again. When this person considered the millions who never looked at their bills and who were probably being sometimes overcharged, this person quit out of moral dilemma.
The way they do billing is understandably complicated for many. If the government had just called in for a $21 million credit, they might have received it after an escalation or two.
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Sounds like Sprint didn't donate enough to the DNC last election cycle.
Sprint doesn't often come up in discussions about the complicitness of the telecoms' participation in PRISM. How much do you want to bet that this is a Lavabit-style retaliation against a telco that may have used economics to resist the government's order to carry out the wiretaps? Was Sprint basically saying "oh you want us to do this ridiculously burdensome task for you? Then you can pay us this exorbitant amount of money for the privilege."
So the government is telling us that it is illegal to over charge for an illegal service provided. Hmm...
among feebs.
Performing corrupt profitmongering on the back of our illegal corrupt privacy invasions?
The nerve of those monsters!
Because it's not just the money. The money is just a means to an end, as are those laws and programs. It's about being above other people. Atop them. Looking down, with a sick grin and a boot just ready to drop down if and when you feel like it.
When someone not in your elite circle of friends starts doing what you do that makes you feel special, they're dragging you down to their inferiority. There's a perverse thrill to being blatantly above the law, and if everyone else can do it, they're ruining the moment.
When anyone can be with people of their own gender, those Priests/Congressman/Senators/Megachurch-Leaders are no longer reaping unique benefits of their position, they're just gay.
When some phone company that's supposed to be serving you on its knees is taking more of your integers than they should be - those same numerical values that YOU get to choose to give out or withhold like a power over economic life and death, to be taken from the little prole and handed happily to your best friends - they are stepping on your toes, on your benefits, on your unique privilege of power.
It basically all comes down to one slightly less lethal Highlander Complex.
That is why we always insist on the principle of Information Retrieval Charges. These terrorists are not pulling their weight, and it's absolutely right and fair that those found guilty should pay for their periods of detention and the Information Retrieval Procedures used in their interrogation.
Yeah, when I was underaged and I bought some beer at a liquor store, they over charged me. When I asked for a receipt they asked for an ID. So, sprint said the NSA, where's your search warrant? Oh, don't have one.. well.. the price goes up,
Take the telco to court and in open court
divulge ALL the demands made on the telco.
The telco can open with an itemized list of all N ...... .....
secret wattents. Something like:
FISA #1 wiretap on 50,000 unnamed individuals $1.00
knowing where to tap 50,000 unnamed individuals $5000000
FISA #2
FISA #N
Summary:
Total (N*$1)+Sum(KnowingWhereValues from 1..N)
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain.
Maybe next time, the feds will wise up and get a month-to-month pay in advance eavesdropping plan and avoid bill shock.
I am not a crackpot.
Are they somehow expecting honor among thieves?
If the government doesn't reimburse for the equipment then what does a wiretap really "cost". A few bucks for storage, a few hundred bucks for labor. Exactly how many wiretaps did 37 million buy?
fuck the government in the ass
Obviously the idea behind that law is that they are not to charge the government for
a.) BUYING
b.) INSTALLING
c.) CONFIGURING
d.) MAINTAINING
hardware that does NOTHING AT ALL but SPY ON YOU.
but that YOU ARE TO PAY FOR IT ... The idea is for SPRINT / ATT / VERIZON / WHOEVER to tack on another USD 10-20 a month to _Y O U R_ BILL so YOU PAY for all that shit.
But that's not the real joke or at least not the punchline ...
The punchline and were it really gets funny is the US government can not give a shit about how much money it pays to whom if it's existence depended on it. Well for as long as it is not to you of course...
You see every dollar that is in circulation is a loan from the FED at interest and every single tax dollar they take from you goes against that accumulated interest, (but never against the principal, because for that they would have to tax your ass into non-existance). So... what's a billion or two more to them? THEY can just take out another LOAN and ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT and they just pile on the taxes as the FED piles on the interest, hell what do they care? They don't give a shit about you and (another joke) they're laughing their asses off about people who used to pay USD 250 per month health insurance premiums that are now to pay $700 per month for even less services. THAT TOO is FUNNY as HELL.
They CAN't CARE AND THEY DOn't CARE and they're holding on to both knees braying with laughter while YOU GO OUT AND BUY
YET ANOTHER IPHONE chock full with surveillance and other data gather bs AND YOU PAY THE TAXES on THAT AND YOU PAY EXTRA HIDDEN TAXES (such as when they increase your wireless bill for all the surveillance they're doing)...
AND YOU'RE DUMB AS SHIT and go along with it. That's the joke and it is HILARIOUS.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS??
Yeah you can start with being LESS STUPID.
If you WERE LESS STUPID... you wouldn't get an IPHONE just because Apple now has one maybe soon with a fingerprint reader. If you were LESS STUPID you would not run out and BUY EVERY DUMB GADGET under the sun and sign up for every FACEBOOK bullshit that comes along. IF YOU WERE LESS STUPID you wouldn't watch TV 5 HOURS A DAY but started reading books that BENEFIT YOU. IF YOU WERE LESS STUPID ...
they would turn around and your wireless bill would be $50 .. your cable bill would be $10 and everything else THEY WANT YOU TO HAVE would cost far less too....
BECAUSE IF YOU WERE LESS stupid THEY would be worried far more about what YOUR ASS IS UP TO.
While I'm one to bitch about ever inflating costs for services, in this I find myself almost wholly on Sprint's side.
If the government wants to push the costs of spying on people back onto the people they're spying upon FUCK THEM.
I think Sprint should quadruple their charges for any and all government intelligence SIGINT services.
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
It appears that you insist you pay for any work done by private individuals too. Board Bonus Pay? You pay for it. Criminal case against the company? You pay the fine from their products.
And so on and so forth.
And you insist this is the case for government, too.
So given that the work will get done and you will all have to pay for it (and will have force applied on you to ensure you pay: just try walking out of a store with a bag of their money. Even if they have private security (you pay for that!), you will have force applied to ensure you don't get free stuff off them), why the CONSTANT BITCHING about paying taxes?
EOM
You realize that this ends badly for us, the taxpayers, right? It doesn't matter who wins, we still lose.
Sprint wins and the government pays: our tax dollars go to Sprint and the government keeps spying on us.
The government wins and Sprint can't overcharge them anymore: our tax dollars still go to Sprint, the government keeps spying on us, and Sprint likely passes on this cost to consumers in the guise of some bullshit fee.
This is one big Catch 22.
There is an allegory in here somewhere, but trauma induced by realizing the implications has me in a state where I do not know whether to cry or laugh. A crackhead stole my crap and sold it. With the proceeds he bought drugs. Apparently the dealer stiffed crackhead on part of the drugs, and kept the extra cash. The epilogue will be something like, maybe crack head hits my pile of crap again and steals twice as much or dealer invites me over to listen to tunes on the hardware the crackhead stole from me and sold to him. :-P
Yes.
But we were fucked once "government surveillance of citizens without warrants" was brought into the picture.
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
"recoup 'reasonable expenses' associated with those services" doesn't include recovering "costs of modifying 'equipment, facilities or services' to comply"..
here's an idea.... don't comply at all. have some balls, sprint, and fight against illegal and unconstitutional taps and searches