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Executive Says Facebook Will Be All Video, No Text In 5 Years (mashable.com)

Kellen Beck, writing for Mashable: Video must be doing well on Facebook, because an executive at the company just predicted that's all Facebook will be in five years. Nicola Mendelsohn, Facebook's vice president of European, Middle Eastern and African operations, said at a conference Tuesday that in five years, Facebook "will be probably all video," Quartz reported. Mendelsohn added that video is "the best way to tell stories in this world" and "helps us to digest much more information." Mendelsohn is predicting the obsolescence of the written word, at least on Facebook, according to Quartz. That sounds far-fetched, but consider the way Facebook is decreasing an emphasis on text and diving headfirst into video with numerous recent updates and features.

244 comments

  1. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how stupid

    1. Re: haha by NotInHere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The moderators have made it "Redundant". Its obvious that facebook is stupid, nobody needs to point it out.

    2. Re: haha by Rakarra · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the modder used the coward's way out -- "overrated", not Redundant.

    3. Re: haha by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the modder used the coward's way out -- "overrated", not Redundant.

      I suppose I asked for that. :-D

  2. Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are countless situations where it is easier and more appropriate to write a short text comment than to make sure you are presentable enough to record video of you saying something.

    All video... that is ridiculous.

    1. Re:Fuck that... by tattood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is quite true. If Facebook is all video, then that means people can no longer view Facebook at work, or any other place where you don't want to draw attention to yourself. The day Facebook is all video is the day their user base starts to drop.

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    2. Re:Fuck that... by Tukz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you seen the staggering amount of YouTube DIY Videos, that lasts for more than 10 minutes, but could be summarised in a paragraph of text?

      So many times when I am looking for solutions to a problem, I find hordes of videos explaining it, where a simple paragraph of text could have done the same thing.
      Why? I don't get it.

      It's much easier, and faster, to read some text than watching through a video of some guy explaining it with 4 different analogies.

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    3. Re:Fuck that... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      If a video comes with a transcript, I just read the transcript, skip watching the video, and I am done in less than half the time. Although my friends/family rarely post videos on Facebook, it is always something inane and not worth watching, and I can tell it is inane just by reading the comments. No need to actually watch the video. If there is a real trend toward "more videos, less text", I have not seen it.

    4. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That person doesn't live in the real world...

    5. Re:Fuck that... by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are also countless situations where it is more appropriate to say nothing at all instead of writing a short text comment, but that hasn't seemed to stop most people who are constantly on Facebook or any form of social media for that matter.

    6. Re:Fuck that... by mrops · · Score: 4, Funny

      I couldn't quite understand that, do you have a video of that?

    7. Re:Fuck that... by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the staggering amount of YouTube DIY Videos, that lasts for more than 10 minutes, but could be summarised in a paragraph of text?

      So many times when I am looking for solutions to a problem, I find hordes of videos explaining it, where a simple paragraph of text could have done the same thing. Why? I don't get it.

      It's much easier, and faster, to read some text than watching through a video of some guy explaining it with 4 different analogies.

      Which is why YT is a last resort for me. I will only follow YT links from a search engine when the text links have failed to resolve my issue. Which rarely happens.

    8. Re:Fuck that... by Chalnoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's also the point that it's typically far faster to read than it is to listen to a video.

    9. Re:Fuck that... by Ghostworks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      endelsohn added that video is "the best way to tell stories in this world" and "helps us to digest much more information."

      A few more reason's that that's a stupid claim:

      I can read faster than my grandmother can speak. I can scan and skim faster than my friends can speak spread over 12 different videos.

      I can read at work without anyone noticing and without putting on headphones. I can type a response without anyone else being aware of it. I can even read text in a meeting.

      I can search for specific text.

      To pause "text with pictures", I stop paying attention; to resume, I start paying attention. Video will never be able to strip down a UI to that level of control.

      I can polish text in drafts. I can compose text in my underwear. Neither are true about recording a video.

      Speaking to her "best way to tell stories": as an example of how that's ridiculous, think about the resources it takes to film a season of Game of Thrones versus how much it took George R. R. Martin to write the book. People can get through the former faster and with less effort, but only only for the modest price of $6 million per hour. (Don't worry, once you get 8 million followers, that's not so bad per follower....)

      If her statement were true, it would basically mean that Facebook is dead, because YouTube already does video. It's a lot easier to staple social functionality onto a video site than it is to press video into a social site.

      You think the way text messages have nearly done away with voice calls and voicemail between friends would be a clue that most people prefer text to listening. And that's what amateur video usually is: a talking head in a bedroom.

      If everything is a video, things that have to be a video -- a dance, a recital -- don't stand out above the noise.

    10. Re:Fuck that... by mlts · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think TFA was written by someone who wants video because it means they get their ads in front of screens far longer than a text page. Same reason why a lot of the clickbait crap always leads at a video, when they could have easily stated their piece in 1-2 paragraphs.

      Text is not going anywhere. People don't have time to watch a video 24/7 for everything, nor really care to watch someone yap in their house about a topic that could easily be covered by another medium of communication.

    11. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how, then, will said guy make ad revenue and get "subscribes"?

    12. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He meant 100% video advertising...

      You will login and look at a friend's post and a different video ad related to each word will auto-play.

    13. Re:Fuck that... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "There are countless situations where it is easier and more appropriate to write a short text comment than to make sure you are presentable enough to record video of you saying something."

      It appears we've raised a whole generation of ADHD illiterates, considering all the "how to hammer a nail" type videos on Youtube. What could be easily described in a short paragraph is now put into megabytes of video files.

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    14. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are countless situations where it is easier and more appropriate to write a short text comment

      99% of all videos on YouTube that involve a person talking, and that are not produced by professionals, are unbearable and unwatchable.

    15. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but it's also much easier to hit the camera on your cell phone when you have to post while driving.

    16. Re:Fuck that... by cfalcon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reading is an order of magnitude faster than listening.

    17. Re:Fuck that... by fnj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reading is an order of magnitude faster than listening.

      More importantly, the speed of reading is user controlled. Watching and listening is force feeding and the speed is controlled by somebody else.

      Reading is much faster than watching and listening - except for stupid people. Using Farcebook is already evidence of gross stupidity.

    18. Re:Fuck that... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It's much easier, and faster, to read some text than watching through a video of some guy explaining it with 4 different analogies.

      But it's much easier and faster to record 10 minutes of a video (only one take), and upload it, than condense your ideas down to a single paragraph. Why stress about which analogy to use if you can just say all four as fast as you think of alternatives?

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    19. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you seen the staggering amount of YouTube DIY Videos, that lasts for more than 10 minutes, but could be summarised in a paragraph of text?

      So many times when I am looking for solutions to a problem, I find hordes of videos explaining it, where a simple paragraph of text could have done the same thing.
      Why? I don't get it.

      It's much easier, and faster, to read some text than watching through a video of some guy explaining it with 4 different analogies.

      Also the joy of fast-forwarding to try to find the step that you're stuck on and rewinding a few times because they blazed through it too fast or used a poor camera angle.

    20. Re:Fuck that... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, there's some really useful ones there. They're of the "how-to" variety however: it's faster and easier to make a cellphone video showing how to, for instance, disassemble some part on your car, than to write up a lengthy explanation complete with diagrams, and it's frequently more useful for the viewer as well since a video showing how someone does something can be easier to understand and apply to a physical object than to read an explanation with diagrams. This doesn't require professional production at all.

      But yeah, videos of some dude sitting at home yapping about some topic are useless. Learn to type! Same goes for mainstream news organizations, which with their talking heads are really no better than the moronic YouTube guy. If your opinion or news piece is important and worth spending my time on, you'll write it (exception for news reports showing recorded video of the news item itself).

    21. Re:Fuck that... by bozzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A short, concise, thought-out video demonstration of a task can be more informative than pure text.

      However, most of these DIY videos are neither short nor well thought-out. Such videos take effort to produce.

      If you can't take the time to do a good job with a video, you'd save time by writing the simple paragraph. A maybe have a static image or two.

    22. Re:Fuck that... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There is almost no cases where video provides more information than a combination of text and pictures. The videos only exist for those who are illiterate or who want to turn their brains off temporarily (maybe that's the point of facebook?).

      With youtube people create meaningless videos just to try and collect some ad revenue. A three line announcement from a company turns into a 12 minute video about that announcement with the actual announcement only being mentioned after 5 minutes. Or some ridiculous blog spends the first 5 minutes talking about themselves and how cool they are without getting on to the headline that made me click on the thing in the first place. Then they conclude by encouraging you to subscribe, click on other links, cross promoting their friends, etc.

    23. Re:Fuck that... by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can also skim when reading, being able to skip straight to the important point. Most people when they pick up a book aren't reading the preface completely, or the copyright page, and so forth. They want to get to the good stuff. If you read a newspaper you're flipping through to the stories that are interesting, headlines that catch your attention. But with video you are stuck listening to a very slow talker who takes minutes to get to the point; and if it's youtube you have a horrible UI that doesn't let you skip forward or backward efficiently like you can with a DVR (don't know what facebook is like there but I doubt it's any better).

    24. Re:Fuck that... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's on youtube to make money should be banned from youtube. That would clear up the problem... I've seen PBS pledge breaks that were shorter and had less pleading than some youtube videos promoting themselves and their friend's videos before and after showing a 10 second funny cat trick.

    25. Re:Fuck that... by dwywit · · Score: 1

      My "how to" searches on google include a '-youtube'. Very few YT how-to videos are useful. I think YT account holders are trying to get noticed, so they'll get a slice of that sweet ad revenue.

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    26. Re: Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But speaking is an order of magnitude faster to record = more content created.

    27. Re:Fuck that... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That day has already arrived.

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    28. Re:Fuck that... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You'n me, my friend, are of a dying breed.

      We can read.

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    29. Re:Fuck that... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      If your intro takes longer than the 5 seconds the YouTube ad took before I could skip it, your video will not be seen by me.

      NEXT!

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    30. Re:Fuck that... by Chalnoth · · Score: 1

      It's not about stupidity.

      There are some people with particular disabilities that make reading difficult (but have little to no impact on other thought processes). But either way, most people find reading both easier and faster than listening, and there are screen readers for those who have difficulty reading (incidentally, people who are used to listening to screen readers can set them to read at far, far faster rates than typical speech).

    31. Re:Fuck that... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the staggering amount of YouTube DIY Videos, that lasts for more than 10 minutes, but could be summarised in a paragraph of text?

      That would be nearly all of them, or enough of them so as to make the other ones statistically insignificant.

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    32. Re:Fuck that... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Reading is an order of magnitude faster than listening.

      Not if you have to mouth out the words you're reading and speak them silently in your head. That's the only explanation I can think of for someone holding an opinion like this.

      But even if you can't read faster than you can talk, the pause, play, fast forward, and rewind buttons for video have to be accessed clumsily with a mouse or finger. With text, those functions are controlled directly and seamlessly by your eye muscles.

    33. Re: Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How slowly do you type?

    34. Re:Fuck that... by reboot246 · · Score: 2

      With any luck there will be no facebook in 5 years.

    35. Re: Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know - I can type at least 5x speaking speed

    36. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, not all illiterate people are stupid.

    37. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its got nothing to do with that.

      Facebook knows there is data leakage in videos, sound (i.e. if a radio is playing they can guess which station, music genre, etc), what is hanging on the walls, what kind of place is it (work, home, cafe, outdoors) and may even be able to sniff GPS information.

      Facebook as at core a data mining company that uses social media to gather that data.

    38. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... watching through a video of some guy explaining it ...

      A video of some bozo parroting the manual wastes time, bandwidth and CPU cycles. I still can't flip empty tablets to land on my packing tray, right-side up but YouTube shows me the tray does work. I watch instructional videos because I want to see how the device should behave. It's why most of us watch porn instead of reading it: Because the non-lingual cues are important.

    39. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the point that you can type in sitting in your underwear that you have changed for 2 weeks, a 4 week old beard, looking like a heroine addict while pretending to be that cool guy on your profile picture, while for a video you need to dress up, shave, film your 'right angle' and tidy up your room.

    40. Re:Fuck that... by jouassou · · Score: 3

      Using Farcebook is already evidence of gross stupidity.

      I don't like Facebook the company, but I do have a Facebook account, and mainly use it because of the messenger feature. It's simply the easiest way to stay in touch with friends abroad, because almost everyone has an account, and most of them check it quite frequently.

    41. Re:Fuck that... by rpresser · · Score: 1

      More like two orders of magnitude.

    42. Re:Fuck that... by rpresser · · Score: 0

      Still a better love story than Twilight, er, a better communication method than FB Messenger:
      * Email.
      * SMS.
      * Skype IM.
      * Telephone call.
      * Tin cans and string.
      * Smoke signals.
      * Cutting off a finger and painting the wall with your blood.

    43. Re:Fuck that... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Here's what instantly flashed into my head:

      "Hi everybody and thank you for tuning in once again. It's your pal Dave here, and today I'm going to talk about the Gobshite 3000 mobile phone. I've had this phone for about three months now. As you can see I got it in the silver model. Overall I think it's a great phone. It's got great features. I especially like the screen, I think it's really bright and the resolution is great for watching YouTube videos. I think it's a lot better than my last phone, the Blather XM. I really recommend it. But if you're like me and you already have a Gobshite 3000, there's probably going to come a time when you want to upgrade the firmware."

      Yeah, asshole. That time was when I clicked the link marked, "How to upgrade the firmware on the Gobshite 3000."

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    44. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes an idiot workman to blame tools that other people find useful.

    45. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vanity

    46. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IDIOCRACY.

      Has arrived.

    47. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Future Facebook:

      https://s3.amazonaws.com/lardbiscuit/pix/owmyballs.jpg

      (Idiocracy!)

    48. Re:Fuck that... by jouassou · · Score: 1

      That's why I had to add the qualifier "because almost everyone has an account, and most of them check it quite frequently":
      * Email: I use it to communicate with colleagues, but most of my friends rarely or never check their email;
      * SMS: I use it to communicate with local friends, but texting people abroad is expensive, and people keep changing their phone numbers anyway;
      * Skype: I have Skype, but only ~1% of my friends have an account, so it doesn't work for the majority of people;
      * Telephone call: Same problem as SMS;
      * Tin cans and string: It's not that easy to get a piece of string that reaches from Norway to Australia;
      * Smoke signals: Assuming that the smoke goes straight up, the curvature of the Earth makes them impossible to spot from the other end of the world;
      * Cutting off a finger and painting the wall with your blood: Only works for local communication, I'm talking about keeping in touch with people abroad.
      I do also have other communication apps lying around to talk to different groups people. I prefer using Signal or Telegram but only a few people I know actually use it; KakaoTalk is okay, but only the Koreans use it; Line is okay, but only the Japanese use it. But in the end, almost everyone I know are most easily reached using Facebook messenger, so for pragmatic reasons, that's what I use most frequently.

    49. Re: Fuck that... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      Average speaking speed is 110-150wpm (see https://www.quora.com/Speeches... )

      No, you can not type at 550wpm. No.

    50. Re:Fuck that... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, dancing cats will always stand out.

    51. Re: Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm kinda on board with people being more civilized again....

    52. Re:Fuck that... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Slow with no notification
      Costs money
      Hahahahah
      Costs money
      Limited range
      Limited range + questionable environmental effects
      Limited range + hurts

      Still prefer Facebook messenger.

    53. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about stupidity.

      There are some people with particular disabilities that make reading difficult (but have little to no impact on other thought processes). But either way, most people find reading both easier and faster than listening, and there are screen readers for those who have difficulty reading (incidentally, people who are used to listening to screen readers can set them to read at far, far faster rates than typical speech).

      Are you saying that there are exceptions to things? You mean not all things are true for all people at all times? There are extremely small parts of the population that have legitimate learning disabilities? How... how did you figure that out? Clearly YOU aren't one of those stupid people.

    54. Re: Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, ah, that's a fair point. Um, you see, typing speed may be, ah, slower than speech sp-slower than speech speed. But, uh, well, it still takes mental effort, you see, to compose your thoughts, uh, and express them.

      With typing, you typically don't insert all those "um" type pauses.

    55. Re:Fuck that... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      This is a feature, not a bug, in the eyes of FB. They want you to spend more time there, not less.

    56. Re:Fuck that... by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      I worked with a young guy who was proud that he had never ever read a book from cover to cover.
      Not one.
      I asked him how the hell he got through english in school then, and he said "Study guides".
      I suppose technically he finished study guides, but actually reading the book...

      I wish they would bring back the wadsworth constant.
      Then I wouldn't really give a shit if everything ended up as a video, I don't want to have to sit through some ass hat telling me to go check out his other videos, what his cat ate for breakfast, or how wonderful he thinks he is.

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      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    57. Re:Fuck that... by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Agreed; I can fly through an equivalent length of text within about the amount of time it takes for person on video to play their cutesy little intro clip, announce their topic (and their motivations for choosing that topic, seguing into an anecdote from their life), and exhort the audience that if you find them enjoyable to watch then they want you to like, share, subscribe, accost a stranger to tell them about the video, and carve the channel name into your forehead.

      Strip away all the fluff with careful editing and tight scripting, and a video could add something, especially for things that don't easily translate to text. But the style of video where someone points a camera at their face and starts chatting away along whatever tangent comes to mind is just going to take forever to get to the point. Only really works if they have the knack of being entertaining even while they ramble, which most don't.

    58. Re:Fuck that... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The video equivalent of fan-fic. I want the fan-fic people to read some more books, and I want the video bloggers to listen to some good NPR, just to know what good stuff is like.

      Some stuff is ok. I like Will Wheaton's TableTop he gets right to the point at the start and shows you what's coming up before running the intro.

    59. Re:Fuck that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no?
      You wrote your posting on slashdot, in two nice concise sentences. A single recording would be awful. People don't have it all ready in their heads, so there'll be stretches of silence, some "oops" and "uhs", some explanations of stuff they realize they didn't cover properly. As well as stuff they don't realize they didn't cover properly. A good video tend to be planned & scripted in advance.

      A conversation is faster than written instruction, but only because you immediately see what the other person "gets" and what needs further explanation. Writing some stuff is quick. Progressively fixing it (spelling mistakes, better explanations) is easy enough too. None of this is quickly done with video.

      Video may have its place on facebook, and it may be on the rise right now - that doesn't mean text is disappearing. We are discussing this with text - we're not posting video links.

  3. LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "helps us to digest much more information."

    Yes, if you have the attention span of a goldfish.

    Of course, if you're a facebook executive, that's probably the case.

    1. Re:LMAO by Altus · · Score: 2

      only if the video contains more data than a person talking... I can read data a lot faster than I can listen to someone speak it.

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    2. Re:LMAO by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you have the attention span of a goldfish.

      Isn't that Vine?

    3. Re:LMAO by Bigbutt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not only that, I can skip over the uninteresting stuff or things I already am aware of. Plus I can jump back a paragraph if I zoned out while reading or was distracted by a hottie walking by.

      Plus when creating a message, I can edit it, change the order, or delete bits that are redundant or dangle.

      And I can type in my message in the nude. While I'm not bothered by it, others might be :)

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    4. Re:LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

    5. Re:LMAO by DickBreath · · Score: 3, Funny

      Executive says: Facebook will be a waste of time in five years.

      (but isn't it already?)

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      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    6. Re:LMAO by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If you're a FB exec, that's pretty much what you expect from your users, sorry, products.

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    7. Re:LMAO by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Plus, it's way easier to skip text than spoken word to find the information you're looking for.

      More often than not, when you're finally digging for helpful information (e.g. for a setup process or to understand a new feature in a program you're using), you can skip to about the middle of the explanation, because of course it has to cover every step, even those that you had no problem with. It's kinda hard to do that with someone talking instead of simply providing the text. Skimming text for the key words you're looking for is easy.

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    8. Re:LMAO by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd actually be surprised if FB is still relevant in 5 years.

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    9. Re: LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I copy [John] into the body of each and every one of my posts? No one else on this site does that. Truly I'm an idiot.

      [John]

    11. Re:LMAO by magpie · · Score: 1

      TL;DR

  4. Only users left by mpol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That means that the only users that will use Facebook are people that want videos.
    People that do not want videos will not use Facebook anymore.

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    1. Re:Only users left by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      That means that the only users that will use Facebook are people that want videos. People that do not want videos will not use Facebook anymore.

      I guess they'll have to return to MySpace. Oh, wait. Is that still around? Or the new FaceSpace or something.

    2. Re:Only users left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing they're not outlawing text, cuz then only outlaws will use text.

    3. Re:Only users left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means that the only users that will use Facebook are people that want videos.
      People that do not want videos will not use Facebook anymore.

      I guess they'll have to return to MySpace. Oh, wait. Is that still around? Or the new FaceSpace or something.

      As long as they keep off of Google+. I'm enjoying that just as it is

    4. Re:Only users left by Threni · · Score: 1

      Do people still use "Oh, wait"? Why?

    5. Re:Only users left by fnj · · Score: 1

      Do people still use "Oh, wait"? Why?

      Oh, wait ... I know this one ...

    6. Re:Only users left by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Google has no reason to turn Google+ into a video platform. They already have YouTube.

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    7. Re:Only users left by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Reading and writing would be getting cool. It's a bit like George Carlin said, you want kids to brush their teeth? Outlaw toothpaste!

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    8. Re:Only users left by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      What advertising execs know about maths can be written on the back of a postage stamp, then discarded as the ramblings of a lunatic.

  5. instead of food pics by k6mfw · · Score: 3, Funny

    this sounds for FB subscribers will have to watch videos of what meals their friends had.

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    1. Re:instead of food pics by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I think I'm going to shoot a video of the meal I had yesterday.

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    2. Re:instead of food pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bonus points if you manage to record yourself throwing up not shitting.

  6. Just like Slashdot in 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now when people have a joke that goes over someone's head, we'll have the joy of a real human going "WHOOSH!"

    1. Re:Just like Slashdot in 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think there may be some video enhancements for Slashdotters, too. Possibly a "How To Digitally Superimpose Jabba's Palace On Video of Your Mom's Basement" tutorial.

    2. Re: Just like Slashdot in 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll skip supporting Unicode and go straight to video comments.

    3. Re: Just like Slashdot in 5 years by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...not white hoods, Guy Fawkes masks.

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    4. Re: Just like Slashdot in 5 years by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      imagine an APK HOSTS rant in video form??? the horror

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    5. Re: Just like Slashdot in 5 years by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      They have things like this, only it is usually those survivalists who are making "warning" videos about this bad thing that their "friend in the government/CIA/FEMA?etc." told them was going to happen on such and such a date. They spend a lot of time talking about all of these non-existent programs and government preparations that clearly show that the world is going to end on September 12th. And you should totally hoard bottled water and 5.56mm ammunition for your AR-15 knockoff to prepare for the economic crash/tsunami/giant lizard/Obama-Antichrist Takeover that is obviously coming.

      Well obvious if you aren't one of those sheeple.

      In this case, he'd be talking about the clear advantages of hosts files and bottled water, while scribbling horns, pentagrams, and red eyes on the pictures of anti-virus company executives. His friend in the government *knows* that the NSA doesn't want you to use hosts files because that would thwart the Obama takeover plot to use subliminal mind control mp3s embedded in anti-virus signature files.

  7. Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contrary to the pithy saying, words summarise a thousand pictures. There's nothing more annoying than having to download and watch a video when I can quietly read or write and get straight to the point.

    As younger kids move off FB and it becomes more a platform for older people, the appeal for video will be even less.

    But this is a Facebook executive, so there's something video-y he's trying to buy/sell, is all.

    1. Re:Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry. Where are the young people going now if they're leaving FB? I know there's popular shit out there for certain functionality, like your Snapchats or whatever, but I don't know of any new social network.

      Anyway, I'd like to know so I can avoid the hell out of it if I mistakenly think its a good idea.

  8. Too Slow by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No.
    It's not the bandwidth-- it's just that video is too damn slow.
    I can skim a text post in a second, maybe two. If I slow down to read it, maybe fifteen seconds tops. If I have to watch a video from every person on my friends list-- I just won't.

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    1. Re:Too Slow by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And thus Facebook dies

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    2. Re:Too Slow by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Perhaps what is meant is that, while the same old text-based FB will exist, most of the content will be video.

      It would be pretty dumb to completely remove text.

      I mean, books are more popular today than ever, despite the availability of good, easily produced video.

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    3. Re:Too Slow by Drethon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pausing video is also a royal pain, pausing text works nice as I can scan back a couple words to get proper context where needed.

    4. Re:Too Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you can't insert ads into text very well. they don't want users making the content, simple as that.

    5. Re:Too Slow by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And nothing of value... Fuck it, it is already worthless.

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    6. Re:Too Slow by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Which part of "will be all video" was hard to understand?

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    7. Re:Too Slow by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Not only that, if I move into an area where I don't have connectivity for a reason, the text doesn't stop. I can continue reading until I can't "turn the page".

      [John]

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    8. Re:Too Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only skim, but you can't search a video for a keyword or some other bit of text that makes it unique. It's a big, unsearchable blob that might have a title and a few keywords tagged on it, which is pretty useless. Well, unless you're going to transcribe the whole thing into text using automatic tools, but those are a joke in terms of accuracy.

    9. Re:Too Slow by eth1 · · Score: 2

      No.
      It's not the bandwidth-- it's just that video is too damn slow.

      Still, though, productivity will skyrocket, because I'll finally have the "it uses too much bandwidth" excuse to block FB at the firewall.

    10. Re:Too Slow by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      There's also the chance that you accidentally "click" on it while you're trying to scroll and it starts playing at you with audio on. I can usually avoid it, but it's harder to do with mobile devices where there is less real-estate and everything is some sort of touch control.

  9. Uh good one by redmid17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ms Mendelsohn,

    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    It's quicker to consume text than video. Just an FYI

    1. Re:Uh good one by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up.

      +1 Billy Madison

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    2. Re:Uh good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's hard to embed unskippable ads in text.

    3. Re:Uh good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in this case the video clip makes it funnier.

    4. Re:Uh good one by Alumoi · · Score: 1

      WTF is this trend of 'consuming' everything?
      I watch a video/movie, listen to a song/speech or read a text. I don't fucking consume it, it's still there.
      Oh, wait, you are in marketing/ad business, right?

  10. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much easier and faster to type "good morning!" or "I just had lunch" or "going to bed" than making a video.

  11. Not likely by doconnor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not hard for anyone to write quickly write readable text, like I'm doing now. For me to make a comment like this in video it would either generate a stammering barely understandable video, or require fifteen minutes of planning, rehearsal and editing to make it a reasonable 30 second video, that is still less convent then the 10 seconds you look to read this.

    1. Re:Not likely by valnar · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I am writing this now at work, just like any random post on Facebook. I would never be able to do a video in my cubicle, nor would I want to.

    2. Re:Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop slacking and fill out those TPS reports.

    3. Re:Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree, we are also basing the difficulty in generating this on a set of norms like presentability, both in how you look and in how you speak.

      However, norms change. Maybe not in ways that we prefer but no one has too much control over the norms that the mainstream adopts.

      Technology might also compensate. The day that someone creates a video "um...erm..." filter would go a long way towards that. It's also not that hard to imagine tech that would put your disembodied head over whatever environment and in whatever costume/wardrobe, negating the need for you to be even modestly presentable. Probably not within 5 years but it's not a significant leap of imagination and current tech.

      Do that and apparent hotties at the beach can talk to seeming boardroom executives while their friend is decked out for a night clubbing, and yet each are in their PJs in their bed. So, why not just lift up your phone, say your quick bit and add the appropriate filters so you can say, "This is too funny. I was just at the store and I bought this wookie mask..." Your friends will lift up their phones and say, "Too funny.", "That's hysterical", "I saw that at Target but it seemed cheesey." Some things will be lost but it could be the trade off that people make and it's easy to imagine that the amount of video content generated could outpace text content.

      Consuming it, might be trickier but speech to text might play a role as well as better UI improvements, pre-buffering video content so it plays seamlessly, etc.

      I don't think the issues here are unsolvable.

    4. Re:Not likely by r0kk3rz · · Score: 1

      It's not hard for anyone to write quickly write readable text, like I'm doing now. For me to make a comment like this in video it would either generate a stammering barely understandable video, or require fifteen minutes of planning, rehearsal and editing to make it a reasonable 30 second video, that is still less convent then the 10 seconds you look to read this.

      Isn't this a function of how often you perform the former task rather than the latter? For people used to communicating via images and videos (aka snapchat), and who also have poor vocabularies; communicating well via text alone could take the same amount of time of planning and editing.

  12. Video equals more money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The advertisers creating content find it easier to reuse whatever video their agency churns out rather than create a nice experience like a micros item or custom ad. So of course they are pushing the narrative that everything will be video.

    How many times have you seen a clunky video jammed into a banner and wondered why the fuck it was there? Because the advertiser could care less about creating a native experience that the target eyeballs might care about. Or more accurately, the media agency doesn't want to go back to the ad agency who doesn't want to go back to the client because their producers might actually have to do some work.

    1. Re:Video equals more money by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, that's a good point, that exec is talking to his customers there, the advertisers. The customers want video advertising, and they're willing to pay for it, so Facebook wants video content so they can get the video dollars.

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    2. Re:Video equals more money by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      They may find they have less and less "product" to offer if they continue down this road.

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    3. Re:Video equals more money by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      We can only hope.

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  13. Video? Yeah that works well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried watching a couple of physics lectures on youtube and it was a useless learning experience, video just sucks as a medium for much other than film.
    However, seeing as there is zero of value on facebook anyway maybe this is a good idea.

  14. Won't see me there, then... by nitzmahone · · Score: 3, Informative

    Only thing that makes Facebook remotely tolerable is being able to quickly scroll/skim - same reason I love blogs and dislike podcasts. If I can't skim the content quickly, I'll be looking elsewhere for it.

  15. Could care less about [Video equals more money] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Because the advertiser could care less about creating a native experience that the target eyeballs might care about.

    https://xkcd.com/1576/

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  16. Video is often the worst way to convey information by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Video isn't searchable. You have very limited control over how quickly you can take it in (I'm glad Youtube has adjustable speed settings now, at least). Video takes up massive amounts of storage space or bandwidth, especially on a per-word basis vs. plain text. Video can be computationally expensive to play back (how many of your computers can play a 1080p HEVC/H.265 video?).

    Video is not a good medium for everyday communication. I will usually look for information in text form and avoid video.

    Video calls are rarely made even though it's trivially easy with today's technology. Why does Facebook think they can turn that trend around on a dime?

    I hope this trend will remain limited to a walled garden that I hardly ever look at.

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  17. Re:Bandwidth? by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

    Are they also planning to subsidize the data plans for FB users?

    Yup. At least for people in areas where data is prohibitively expensive.

    Remember the news about Facebook Free Basics?

  18. Wouldn't that be stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one only use FaceBook while listening to audiobooks or am in meetings.

  19. All video in 5 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All video in 5 years?

    That's a bold statement! It assumes that facebook will still be relevant by then.

  20. Proving that skills don't mean smarts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Video is not 'the best way to tell stories', it is one way, and for certain stories a 'good way' but nobody who has every seen the movie based off a book they really like (LoTR) would ever claim the movie is 'better than the book'. Don't get me wrong the LoTR movies were really good but the book is far & away much deeper, fuller & just 'better' (at least I think so).

    Ultimately just because this guy is an executive doesn't mean he's fit to predict the future & certainly not here. In fact I'd argue that if he's in any position to set direction at Facebook that this statement would be proof he's not fit for his position.

    Furthermore not everyone, everywhere will capture every last thing they do on video, and since 'shit happens' at the weirdest of times telling the potentially funny story of how 'shit happened to me' will always be important. Heck, I have a great story about a golfing 'incident' that if it had been captured on video would have easily generated millions of hits on YouTube & calls that it HAD to have been fake. But this happened LONG before smartphones & people taking video at the drop of a hat so it only remains alive in my memory (and the 3 other people who were there) & as a 'written/verbal story'.

    1. Re:Proving that skills don't mean smarts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fight Club and The World According to Garp come close.

    2. Re:Proving that skills don't mean smarts by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      There are movies that are better than books. Star Wars, as a book, does not work. (The EU often does work, but that's the same universe. I mean the original trilogy).

      Movies excel at action scenes, at non-retrospective/non-introspective characters who mostly fit into a fairly stereotypical model. With not much dialog, so they can do rather than say.

      Heck, I'd much rather watch Shakespeare than read it.

      But videoing myself talking is certainly the easiest way for me to tell a story.

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    3. Re:Proving that skills don't mean smarts by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is all wrong. Fictional text (books) and video (movies) are two totally different media, each with their strengths and weaknesses. You can't hear music in a book, for instance, but movies are full of them. Movies are a very different art form from books, though some movies are indeed based on books or attempted adaptations of them. Movies absolutely do have their place, as do books and mini-series/TV shows.

      Text is not "better" than video, nor the reverse, just like airplanes are not "better" than bicycles or cars. An airplane isn't very useful in taking you from your house to the grocery store down the street.

      However, there is a real trend, as seen with this idiotic Facebook exec, to push more and more video on the internet for no good reason. Video has its place to be sure: if you want to show someone how to play a song on a guitar, or how to take apart something on their car, a video can do that in a much more easily understood format than text with diagrams, or worse, text alone. However, if you just want to catch up with the daily news, video is generally a terrible format: you can read (and skim) far faster than you can watch some idiot talk in front of a camera. And that's what these idiots are trying to push: they want us to stop reading text-based news sources, and instead watch videos of talking heads, probably because they can insert unskippable ads into the stream.

      However, you're wrong about this executive not being fit for his position. Facebook is fundamentally a shitty advertising company, so it does make sense that they'd push more video like this, so they can make more money from advertising.

  21. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Junta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Furthermore, phone calls are closer to video than text. We had audio phone conversations before we had instant text communication in everyone's hands, and text communication caught on like wildfire as an easier, less intrusive thing to do.

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  22. She's an ad exec. Of course she loves video by Dzimas · · Score: 2

    Prior to joining Facebook, Nicola Mendelsohn had an illustrious career in advertising. I suspect that her vision of Facebook is one in which video ads are seamlessly weaved throughout the content you actually care about.

    The trouble is that Videobook would dramatically lose information density and become almost unusable as a result.

  23. I'm Impressed by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

    Facebook executives need to pat themselves on the back for this. Every time I think they can't manage to make Facebook any worse, they come up with some new innovation to make it even more terrible than before. I see now that even that isn't enough for them - they're going above and beyond to make it completely awful. Keep up the good work, guys!

  24. In 5 years time? by petes_PoV · · Score: 2
    That sounds a little presumptuous: that Facebook will still be around in 5 years.

    It's been going for over 10 years now - so it#s well into ( the internet version of ) middle age. To look forward to 2021 and try to predict what people will want, how they will act, or what technology will be mainstream is a formula for disaster,

    I would suggest that if FB is 100% in 5 years, then in 6 years every FB app will be an AI that people use in order to extract the useful information from all that waffle and wasted bandwidth. it takes megabytes of video to say what a few dozen bytes of text say - and worse: you have to play through a video, linearly. One thing the world seems to be doing is to move away from linear "broadcast" formats.

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    1. Re:In 5 years time? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      To look forward to 2021 and try to predict what people will want, how they will act, or what technology will be mainstream is a formula for disaster,

      To not look forward at all is a formula for guaranteed non-existence. Looking forward and predicting the future is a crap shoot where you may get lucky or you may not. Not doing anything is the pathway to a very quick irrelevance.

  25. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Video isn't searchable

    ... yet.

    Although yeah... I think it's a dumb idea too... but this point isn't necessarily going to be as true in 5 years as it is now.

  26. Self-destruct by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    ...Mendelsohn added that video is "the best way to tell stories in this world"...

    Videos have their place. But most of the time, I find the Facebook-type videos move far too slowly for me to stay interested. I'd much rather read a posting than view a video. Maybe I can read more quickly than Mendelsohn, maybe I'm not mesmerized by video technology, or maybe I'm not trying to push the marketplace into a certain direction where my company competes better than others.

    .
    The day Facebook goes all-video, I'm out of there.

  27. with 30 second commercial before every video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before every 15 seconds of user video there will be 30 seconds of advertising video content.

    Yay for progress.

  28. No more posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good!! No more stupid posts showing some sick kid from 10 years ago and telling me to type amen.

  29. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, phone calls are closer to video than text. We had audio phone conversations before we had instant text communication in everyone's hands, and text communication caught on like wildfire as an easier, less intrusive thing to do.

    I think the asynchronous nature of text is a bigger contributing factor to it's success than how unobtrusive it is.

  30. hmm by blackomegax · · Score: 2

    This is their death blow. Like snapchat is fucking useless at conducting chats.

  31. Re:Bandwidth? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can already disable video over mobile data on Facebook. VERY useful feature.

  32. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Calydor · · Score: 1

    It will be a good while before video becomes easily searchable.

    Take game walkthroughs. Stuck at the Butcher's Paradise or some such nonsensical level name in a game? Easy to search for in a five megabyte walkthrough, NOT so easy to search for in a video. Automatic transcript? Let's hope the player speaks the level name at some point.

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  33. It's about the AD potential by dfm3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Text ads are all but worthless at this point, users are quickly becoming jaded by still image advertising, but an all-video platform provides more opportunities to present video ads which seem to be the latest rage. My cynical side firmly believes that's why Facebook has placed more emphasis on video content lately, and introduced features like autoplaying videos in the news feed.

    And yes, it's far-fetched to think that FB will be all-video at any point before they fade completely into irrelevancy. After all, it seems like virtually everything on my news feed at this point is links to clickbait websites, sappy inspirational quotes superimposed over stock photos, and "comment below then put this as your status" copypasta.

    1. Re:It's about the AD potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hate video ads with a passion. Particularly on sites that are idiotic enough to have -multiple- autoplaying ads. I've been on sites that have as many as 5 different autoplaying video ads with audio at the same time. How exactly does that make me want to click on any one of them? It's all I can do to close said tab as fast as possible.

      Captcha: Despise

    2. Re:It's about the AD potential by cfalcon · · Score: 2

      Who are these people who hate ads but don't have ublock origin?

    3. Re:It's about the AD potential by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Text ads are all but worthless at this point...

      You're kidding right? Do you have any idea how much Google makes from that text flagged with little yellow "Ad" on your search results?

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    4. Re: It's about the AD potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that people performing a Google search are far more likely to be looking for something to buy than someone logging onto Facebook.

    5. Re:It's about the AD potential by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      People who just discovered Timothy Leary and want to control the pixels they look at, but haven't figured out how yet? Or, just sensible people who dislike bullshit don't know how to internet.

    6. Re:It's about the AD potential by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      My point mostly is, they wouldn't be posting on slashdot. If you don't care about ads, then you see them everywhere and lie to yourself that they don't matter. If you do care about ads, then you have ublock origin (or some other adblock program). The people in transition shouldn't take very long to pupate from the former to the latter. You google anything about blocking ads, and a link to an adblocker or discussion thereof is on the first page. Transition time: less than two minutes.

    7. Re:It's about the AD potential by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how much Google makes from that text flagged with little yellow "Ad" on your search results?

      I don't. Do you? ;-)

      But seeing that Google has to resort to gimmicks like making those ads almost visually indistinguishable from the regular search results, or setting them apart using a background color so light that it isn't even visible on most monitors, I'd argue that those monies come more from accidental clicks than from users who knew they were clicking on an ad.

    8. Re:It's about the AD potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've said this many times before so I'll say it again.

      The video watching hordes on the internet are the displaced TV audience. They can't/don't want to read. They don't like to learn how to do things for themselves, are quite happy being pushed into whatever trend of the day the marketroids are pushing. They are generally not not "computer people"/geeks/whatever.. Give 'em some moving images, some gossip and something to passively consume in their spare time and they're happy ("shows" etc.). These are the people that advertising works on and they like it. In fact they deserve each other.

      It's about time companies like Faecesbook and Google went the whole hog and created an interactive internet TV service for these people.

      Then the rest of us can have our internet back.

  34. If only that were true.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Would make it easier to ban access to it on networks used for productive work.

  35. Really? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FTS: "... consider the way Facebook is decreasing an emphasis on text ..."

    Consider the way people seem to be decreasing their use of Facebook and other social media.

    If this decrease actually constitutes a trend, and the trend accelerates, then in five years FB will have bigger problems to worry about than encouraging its users to be less literate.

    Also, in light of the fantastical nature of Mendelsohn's conjecture, I'd say that Facebook's Kool-Aid is laced with some very powerful hallucinogens.

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  36. In relared news ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... Facebook announces an upcoming name change to 'Ow My Balls!

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  37. Going for the illiterate market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an obvious move. It's only a short step away from Facebook's current user base.

  38. Hate Videos by gurps_npc · · Score: 2

    Look, if I wanted an all video experience, I would TURN ON THE TV.

    I despise most videos on the internet.

    1) You can't have 20 tabs open, because one of them will autostart.

    2) The ads invade are far more invasive - taking more attention and of course, more your ears as well as your eyes. And the audio means you can't goof at work ;D

    3) You have to consume it at THEIR convenience, not yours - even if you can pause/restart it, it generally means you miss a thing or two. No stopping at will to read an email.

    4) In general it takes more brain power, more bandwidth, and more time to consume video than words

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  39. Facebook is stupid but I'm going to comment anyway by tehlinux · · Score: 2

    Did they forget about ugly people, or do they plan on restricting their access to their service?

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  40. Yeah sure.. by bravecanadian · · Score: 1

    sure it will.

  41. Makes sense by axewolf · · Score: 1

    Most of their users can barely read and write anyway

    1. Re:Makes sense by Alumoi · · Score: 1

      This!
      Where are the mod points when you need them?

  42. Write quickly write readable stammering by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > to write quickly write readable text, like I'm doing now.

    Is that what you're doing now now doing now?

    > it would either generate a stammering

    Yeah, I'm betting on stammering. ;)

    1. Re:Write quickly write readable stammering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he may want to spend more than fifteen minutes on the "rehearsal and editing" section, if the written text is any indication of how his video would go.
      I wonder what would be more convent then the 10 seconds I look to read it?

    2. Re:Write quickly write readable stammering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'generate a stammering(,) barely understandable video' Yes, they probably missed a comma, but the statement was coherent.
      'like I'm doing now' It's vaguely redundant, but common enough on the tongue.
      That fifteen seconds of typing was perfectly understandable, and had a valid point despite having extremely minor errors in grammar and punctuation.

      Awkward CAPTCHA of the day: mocked

    3. Re:Write quickly write readable stammering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glass houses, my nun-watching friend.

  43. I'll be gone for sure by then by swschrad · · Score: 1

    I'm not on it for all video all the time. mostly do NOT look at any.

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  44. No. Just no. by kimvette · · Score: 1

    No.
    I hate most video howtos, and much prefer articles. The reason is they take forever to get to the meat of the topic. I read very quickly and just want to accomplish what I set out to do. If I want to watch someone drone on and say absolutely nothing I'll watch Seinfeld or any number of Monty Python sketches. :D

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  45. Totally disagree. Wouldn't read or write just text by raymorris · · Score: 4, Funny

    I totally disagree. I'd NEVER read and write purely textual comments on any site.

  46. God I hope not... by scumfuker · · Score: 2

    One of my largest pet peeves of internet trends is the posting of a tutorial, review, hands on, or just a small bit of useful information, in a 15 minute video padded by intro, random babbling, and outro, when a couple paragraphs and a few photos would have done.

    Count this right up there with 'clean design' filled with useless white space and large typeface and design features.

    Is it so hard to ask for nicely laid-out information dense pages that are quickly absorb-able without some annoying person babbling or needing to scroll all over the page? Bah

  47. ... but there's already sites for that by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Hmm when I read this all I could think was "Oh Gods.. so you're saying that FaceBook will just be another Chat Roulette... so cue the dick picks for everyone in 3...2...1.."

    Seriously DO NOT WANT.

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  48. Seems appropriate by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

    Since our screwed-up education system can't teach kids how to read and write, they'll need some other way to communicate with each other.

  49. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by zero_out · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Furthermore, phone calls are closer to video than text. We had audio phone conversations before we had instant text communication in everyone's hands, and text communication caught on like wildfire as an easier, less intrusive thing to do.

    I think the asynchronous nature of text is a bigger contributing factor to it's success than how unobtrusive it is. (reposted because I wasn't logged in the first time)

  50. So basically... by ausekilis · · Score: 1

    Facebook is becoming youtube for "I'm on the crapper and thought of this", "look at my food" and "everybody upvote this but dont' do a damned real thing about it" videos.

    And i thought it was brain garbage before...

  51. meh. Aldous Huxley predicted this...in 1931 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All video... that is ridiculous.

    We're almost there

  52. Idiot repeats failed prediction from 1960s!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did this guy used to work for ATT in the 1960s??? Because they predicted that ALL phone calls would be video calls. And guess what there not. And that's despite that most people have the technology already without paying extra for it in the palm of their hands*!! Something those early ATT executives hadn't imagined. Text, (if you're literate) just has so many benefits. Look at how many people don't even want to talk someone when ordering a pizza instead use text/picture system. Partly because it's more precise. And how many women even ones with attractive bodies don't want to have sex with the lights on. Do you think they want to be recorded every-time they have something witty to say.

    And no I'm not saying that people don't ever want to have video call because it someone you know and like seeing there face when they are talking can be just emotionally valuable as words. But that doesn't mean I want to see the face of a buddy from High-School telling me his opinion on who won the Super Bowl.

    *Data charges still apply. But if video calling was so great T-Mobile at least would offer it as part of binge on which I can't find that they do.

    1. Re:Idiot repeats failed prediction from 1960s!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should point out that text messages. Are more popular than EVER

  53. Repeat the mistakes of all News Sites by tekrat · · Score: 2

    I do not go to a single major news site. Why not? Because autoplay video. I go to google news, click on an article I want to read, and then instead of the article, I get autoplay video with the article for some stupid reason (CNN, I'm looking at you).

    And I have to immediately kill the site. Because I'm at work, where blaring audio of Wolf Blitzer is frowned upon. So, now they are proposing to do the same thing at facebook? Well, there goes another web site. Soon, I'll be reduced to giving up on the web entirely.

    I'm thinking LYNX for my smartphone and every computer I own. But too bad I don't control the computer I'm forced to use at work.

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    1. Re:Repeat the mistakes of all News Sites by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You have autoplaying videos at work? We have plugins that require you to click on the video to even load it.

      Do you need admin access to add a plugin to your browser?

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    2. Re:Repeat the mistakes of all News Sites by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      Firefox -> NoScript. Never turn on the one from Turner on CNN and videos won't play.

      If you want to watch one, give it temporarily permissions.

  54. Facebook will be irrelevant in 5 years by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Aside from being the absolutely stupidest idea I've heard yet, chances are that in 5 years from now, Facebook will be going the way of Myspace, Livejournal, and all the other now-irrelevant social media sites. People are already moving away from all this fake 'sharing' nonsense anyway, posting less and less relevant things, and more and more fluff. I'm sure something else will come along to replace Facebook when it truly transforms into Failbook (and I will cheer on that day) and chaces are it's replacement will be more invasive, more draconic, and even more chillingly ominous than Facebook has become, but at least Facebook will, sooner or later, die -- and nothing of value will have been lost.

    Waiting with eagerly, with open arms, for the trolls and Facebook shills to rain their negative moderation points down upon me, like pennies from heaven; their discomfiture assures me I'm speaking Truth. xD

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  55. Lifting Facebook CEO's up to fortune tellers now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will be lucky if they are alive in 20 minutes. Facebook just profiles you for easier government access to your information.

    It is eavesdropping on willing dummies for government usage. Whether intended to be or not, it is now.

  56. Joke's on us by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    Every time Facebook (or anyone else) gets us to discuss some jaw-slacking eyeball-poking idea of theirs, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

    What's sad is,
    1. No kittens died when turd brains proposed paperless voting machines with no receipt printers or paper record.
    2. No kittens died when the first car with power windows and no cranks was built.
    3. No kittens died when Firefox disabled the ESC key, which used to unconditionally abandon DNS lookups and shut down stalled network connections.
    4. Whole additional litters upon request.

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    1. Re: Joke's on us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #3 is a serious wtf

      Defective by design?

  57. Re:Facebook is stupid but I'm going to comment any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK has already addressed this. Can't be too fat and on the internet!

  58. Great by c · · Score: 1

    Given the sheer quantity of stuff on Facebook which is just photos of text, I predict that in five years Facebook will be mostly videos of text being typed. Or, if anyone still remembers how, written by hand.

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  59. Slashdot all Video in 3 years! by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    Ha, Slashdot has Facebook beat, in 3 years it will be all Video...

  60. Oh boy by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Will they also implant tiny video screens and cameras in our eyes so we can't avoid the latest update on Cynthia's McDonald's breakfast or the awesome deal that Biff just got on his new pair of Nike Extreme Radical Ranger Jumpmaster(tm) tennis shoes? And will the implanted circuitry be free?

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  61. Evolution by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    They used to say that "all programs evolve until they can send email."

    I propose a corollary: "All web services evolve until they turn into shit-laden advertising platforms and become annoying and irrelevant."

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  62. Younow ? by drolli · · Score: 1

    so they will buy it?

  63. For the Illiterate Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something else to make up for declining public school standards in the U.S. Now the little darlings won't have to read or write at all, and good thing since most have barely rudimentary skills.

  64. This story makes me... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    This story makes me turn purple and expand until my head is the size of an elephant. Then it explodes into a thousand wiggling little worms, each one brighter than the Sun, each singing a tune so sublime as to transfix the audience into unfathomable reverie. They then go on to found their own individual religions based on the experience. Via astral projection they inspire beings on other worlds inhabited by intelligent life forms, who in a thousand years time converge upon Earth via multi-generation star-ships. There, they consecrate a monument to the event that spawned a million cultures. Curiously, it's a monument to an idiot. An idiot who thought a story like this could be more easily told with video only.

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  65. Facebook is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another story to get some focus on facebook. People are posting much less on facebook and I don't think the number of people creating new accounts is growing much. In 5 years facebook could be gone.

  66. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    The asynchronous nature is a part of why it is unobtrusive. A phone call demands your attention right now. A text you can get back to whenever.

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  67. How did this person reach such a high position? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2

    video is "the best way to tell stories in this world"

    Reading is way faster. Show me anyone who has watched a movie after reading the book and preferred the movie.

    Jesus wept. Can I get a job at FB as a VP? The bar can't be very high if this is the level of intelligence required.

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  68. Re:Bandwidth? by Barny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So in five years, would that just block facebook?

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  69. Editing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Facebook "will be probably all video ..

    How will people edit their posts? How can every utterance of "x" be changed into "z" (a more appropriate word) in a video? Changing the object and subject of written sentence is easy; what's the plan for video?

    Using a high-bandwidth AV stream to replace a few hundred bytes of text cached on the viewing device, is ludicrous. Is Facebook that desperate to monetize their subscribers?

  70. Ray Bradbury Farenheight 451 had this by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you recall F541 by ray bradbury you may recall the sad social life of the fireman's wife who lived in a room with four video walls and interacted with her facebook "freinds" / soap operas. Text was not used, indeed it was burned.

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    1. Re:Ray Bradbury Farenheight 451 had this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it was burned.

      Why was it burned? That is the real question of the story. So everyone was mesmerized by bread and circuses'. Facebook causes a similar response in many people.

  71. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A phone call demands your attention right now.

    Yes and no. Personally, I use an answering machine and rarely let the phone interrupt what I'm doing.

  72. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Yeah, same here, I leave my phone on do not disturb basically all the time and check my voicemail when I feel like it, and if someone doesn't leave a voicemail, they obviously didn't really need to talk to me that much.

    But we're in the minority, and the default behavior is that your phone screams "HEY! HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME! HEY! SOMEONE WANT TO TALK TO YOU! HEY! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" when a voice call comes in, while a text just says "hey, when you got a sec...?"

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  73. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but I think that is more of a technological limitation than one inherent in the format. Although barring some unexpected technological breakthrough, I don't think we'll necessarily be there in just five years. Maybe 15, however.

  74. Exponential Growth != 100% coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, Facebook video has expanded greatly (thanks in part to facebook pirates stealing and reuploading Youtube content without repercussions), but just like anything, it will peak well before 100% coverage.

    Seriously, did all CEO's skip math?

  75. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    Video is searchable. Adobe Premiere lets you search video. You just index it as metadata through automatic transcription.

    That being said. Who wants to have to make themselves presentable to post something on facebook? Or put on clothes.

  76. Facebook finally surrenders to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Facebook will be youtube. Exec is admitting that Google has outfaced-booked Facebook, despite the total war Zuck declared. RIP FB!

  77. Live PR0N!!!! by Lisias · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

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  78. Imagine a dope smoking imbecile... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Like YOU being able to do better, earlier, & more than I have in the art & science of computing - it'll NEVER happen.

    * Shit for brains morons like you ruin the place for the rest of us...

    APK

    P.S.=> You're pitiful... apk

    1. Re:Imagine a dope smoking imbecile... apk by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      start posting as a logged in user, or go fuck yourself. I actually do like using hosts files, but you are simply a dipshit

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  79. Analogy by Bengie · · Score: 1

    I foresee voice phone calls replacing text messages in the next 5 years.

  80. Take a read: It goes for you too... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & read + understand https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... as fools like you clot up forums w/ your dope-brained waste of life "breather/eater" level STUPID comments - seriously imbecile level moronic stupidity!

    * See, by way of comparison, @ least folks like myself contribute back good things that actually work well vs. cretins like yourself clotting up the pages of places like this online with your utter imbecilic stupidity.

    APK

    P.S.=> Why don't morons like you just DIE? Please, do - you are wastes of others' time, & life as well as your own... apk

    1. Re:Take a read: It goes for you too... apk by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That was a fabulous rebuttal. Thank you for making my day.

    2. Re:Take a read: It goes for you too... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you that it took a dolt like you all day to read it even though it's only a few sentences standard english.

  81. Yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it will all be porn.

  82. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Video isn't searchable.

    So, it could be a good thing.

  83. Cost of video? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do these picture and video sharing services make money? I can see youtube break even by sticking in its video ads, but what about dedicated picture sharing services? Have hard drives, CPUs, and bandwidth fallen that much in price since the early 2000s?

  84. Uh, wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most literate people can read many magnitudes faster than information can be relayed by audio or video, and our brains actually retain the information better. The same thing goes for writing by hand vs. typing or dictating. As if Facebook weren't annoying enough already. :/

  85. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Calydor · · Score: 1

    Video isn't exactly a new thing. If it's still going to take fifteen years (cold fusion is just twenty years away!) to make it easily searchable then it IS an issue with the format itself.

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  86. more distraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what's the odds that nobody wears earbuds whilst watching them in public places. This really isn't progress...

  87. not always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading is an order of magnitude faster than listening.

    For most of us - but for Facebook mouth-breathers who sound out their words as they read?

  88. I seriously doubt it by allo · · Score: 1

    Nobody wants to watch (even short) videos to see if they are intresting, when they could read a text and judge it by skipping over it before reading in detail.

  89. Re:LMAO - not to laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "helps us to digest much more information."

    Yes, if you have the attention span of a goldfish.

    Of course, if you're a facebook executive, that's probably the case.

    Perhaps your own attention span hasn't noticed how much $ these guys make... More to the point, I'm damn sure their office communication is not video; video is only for their product (Facebook viewers.)

  90. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have asynchronous voice communication, too. They're called "voicemail". People hate those, too.

  91. Missing words in summary by clickety6 · · Score: 1
    Replace "video" with "cat videos" and it all makes sense:

    Cat videos must be doing well on Facebook, because an executive at the company just predicted that's all Facebook will be in five years. Nicola Mendelsohn, Facebook's vice president of European, Middle Eastern and African operations, said at a conference Tuesday that in five years, Facebook "will be probably all cat videos," Quartz reported. Mendelsohn added that cat videos are "the best way to tell stories in this world" and "helps us to digest much more information." Mendelsohn is predicting the obsolescence of the written word, at least on Facebook, according to Quartz. That sounds far-fetched, but consider the way Facebook is decreasing an emphasis on text and diving headfirst into cat videos with numerous recent updates and features.

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  92. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Junta · · Score: 1

    True, but I hate voicemail, *particularly* when they leave a novel worth of stuff. A lot of people I know will hang up rather than leave a voicemail, and instead send a text (even if they dictate it).

    There's a reason why voicemail transcription is such a popular feature. Our ability to read text is much faster than our ability to process voice. Also, books on tape are much less popular than just reading, only tolerated in scenarios like driving or other situation where actually reading is just infeasible.

    Now video/pictures do frequently add something, but generally for personal communication it's more trouble than it is worth and really most data is conveyed through voice in such a scenario. There are specific exceptions to this of course...

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  93. Nope. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    The live video thing will be short lived. If Skype and Facetime haven't really taken off, live video on Facebook won't either. Of course, there will be special occasions from time to time when it will make sense, and people will use it -- just like Skype and Facetime -- but once the novelty wears off, most people are going to be like, "Meh".

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  94. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. I think it will be short-lived. Look at applications like Skype and Facetime. They are certainly useful, and when people first get them, they use them a lot, but the novelty wears off pretty fast. There are occasions where video apps make sense, but no one wants to do video all the time -- whether they are the sender or receiver.

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  95. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I would say "easily searchable" video would be one which isn't dependent on whether the video has been previously indexed in a particular way. Text searching is fast because you use the exact binary data that you are searching for to find it. It is self-indexed in this respect, while with current technology, video searching is limited to either moving to particular frames, which require that you know the frame number (or time index) that you want in advance, or else are only searchable with additional annotations or metadata that might be provided which cross-reference to particular frames (such as scene indexes that you might find in a dvd menu) However, it is theoretically possible to search through an entire video without any auxiliary metadata using a plain-text description of what you are trying to find, if the searching system has a sophisticated enough AI. For example, "the first scene with harrison ford" in star wars could use face-recognition technology that exists right now to quickly find the scene in the cantina where Obiwan and Luke are negotiating with Han Solo for passage to get to Alderaan. This is just one example where the tech exists right now to achieve this, but the fact that this isn't equally applicable to more general descriptions (eg, "Luke being whiney" corresponding to "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters") is not a limitation of the format, but reflective on the current limits of technology.

  96. Facebook admits it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to cater to analfabets.

  97. Kill the noise [Re:Too Slow] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    I keep audio turned off on my machine for exactly this reason.

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  98. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all fairness, some people genuinely like listening to someone read the book better than reading it themselves. Personally, I think those people are crazy, but hey, it's not like they're forcing me to listen to audiobooks.

  99. Hey hey hey goodbye... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    If that happens it will be time to find another social media platform. I like to read. I don't like video for conversational purposes.

  100. Re:Video is often the worst way to convey informat by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Stuck at the Butcher's Paradise or some such nonsensical level name in a game?

    Sounds like the last level of Psychonauts :-P

    (Actually it's "Meat Circus")

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  101. In 5 years quote from 1995 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 5 years, nobody will use paper anymore
    - Adobe Acrobat CPO, 1995

  102. Some people are ugly by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

    Some people are embarrassed by how they look and will not want to ever post video of themselves. I am one of these people and barely tolerate posting photos, and even then only the handful of photos that show my "good side". Who the hell wants to be inundated with video spam from companies you follow anyways? Facebook is trying really hard to force me to deactivate my account there.

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  103. Another YouTube?! by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Do we need another youtube? I doubt that text will go away. Anyone wish to make a wager on this?

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  104. Doper, why? So I can be like YOU?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You, a nobody who uses a fake name online who hasn't done shit since you're a druggie??? LOL - no thanks...

    * I'd rather be myself & do things that are useful to others for others instead!

    APK

    P.S.=> A fake delusional name online isn't going to make you "my better" - however, creating something good as or better than my work might (I don't worry about that though from the likes of "your kind", lol - as it'll NEVER happen)... apk