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Suicide Squad Fans Petition To Shut Down Rotten Tomatoes Over Negative Reviews (variety.com)

The much-anticipated movie Suicide Squad has largely failed to impress film critics and normal people alike. People are leaving the theaters disappointed, with a firm belief that DC Universe has let them down again. Vanity Fair goes as far as saying, "Suicide Squad isn't even the good kind of bad," adding that "I'd have to imagine that most fans of Harley Quinn -- male, female, gay, straight -- will be disappointed." The ratings are super low at IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes as well. Amid these reviews, the fans of the film have launched a Change.org petition with the intent of shutting down film review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes. Variety adds: Abdullah Coldwater, the DC Comics fan who drafted the petition, accused the site of giving "unjust bad reviews" that "affects people's opinion even if it's a really great [movie]." He added, "Critics always give The DC Extended Universe movies unjust bad reviews." The petition has received over 13,000 signatures as of this post. "Suicide Squad," which stars Will Smith, Jared Leto and Margot Robbie and is one of the most highly-anticipated movies of the summer, currently has an approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes of 34 percent. In comparison recent critical disgrace "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" settled at 27 percent on 344 critiques, whereas Marvel's "Captain America: Civil War" garnered a laudatory 90 percent with 320 critics chiming in.

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  1. Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wah!

    1. Re:Wah! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Basically RT is facing a big coordinated batch of trolls.

    2. Re:Wah! by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Ha!

      Trolls roam in batches.

      I think that should be the official term for a group of trolls.

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    3. Re:Wah! by eumoria · · Score: 1

      A Good Source of Group Names I'm partial to a "Clattering" myself.

    4. Re:Wah! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trolls roam in batches ... official term for a group of trolls...

      "Political Party"

    5. Re:Wah! by NotInHere · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've read your sentence as "Basically russia today is facing a big coordinated batch of trolls.".

      Then I've thought... That can't be. They get paid by the same side after all.

    6. Re: Wah! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am a self confessed troll as I troll somewhat often. That said, I prefer the term "underpass", as in "an underpass of trolls". As for my intended marks, I refer their group as a "trip", for more than one reason.

    7. Re:Wah! by invid · · Score: 2

      The term troll is actually derived from a fishing troll, because it lures people in. It has nothing to do with the actual fictional monster that is a troll.

      The verb describing what trolls do is 'troll'. So trolls troll. Oh well, might as well call a group of trolls a troll. A troll of trolling trolls. On the internet its not like there is any such thing as an individual troll anymore. All the trolling can come from one or many sources, it no longer matters. If you meet a person in the flesh who has trolled you probably would never see their trollishness. For sanity's sake it is best not to think of trolling coming from human beings, but from some collective id, lurking in the same dark home as Yo-Sothoth.

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    8. Re:Wah! by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes exactly. If a critic thinks it's a bad movie, they'll write that it's a bad movie. If a bunch of critics give shitty reviews, then a bunch of critics think it's a shitty movie. Demanding critics be silenced because they might hurt a movie's prospects at the box office makes about as much sense as authors demanding bad reviews of their books be taken down because it might hurt book sales.

      Besides, I'm pretty dubious as to how much critics' views even matter. The critics largely seem to think most of Michael Bay's films are dire hunks of steaming donkey shit (a view I share), and yet they appear to be licenses to print money, so clearly a helluva lot of people who go to the movies either don't read reviews, or don't give a shit.

      And heck, I'm one of them. Lots of critics hated Coneheads and Mars Attacks back in the day, and I confess, every time I watch either, I laugh my ass off, so fuck the critics on those ones.

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    9. Re:Wah! by twotacocombo · · Score: 1

      It's a posse of trolls. Who'd grown fat and sloppy from the roasting of souls.

    10. Re:Wah! by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Ghostbusters as a counter example ?

      Then again that was an example of critics trying to tell the audience they were bad people for not liking a steaming pile of poop

    11. Re:Wah! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Lots of critics hated Coneheads and Mars Attacks back in the day, and I confess, every time I watch either, I laugh my ass off, so fuck the critics on those ones.

      Both of those are laugh-worthy, no matter how many times I have seen them.

      Plus, everytime I see Al Sharpton on TV (since his weight loss), I can't help but be reminded of the Martians in Mars Attacks!

    12. Re:Wah! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Critics fail to understand a film. More news at 11.

      Not surprised really. A lot of them lose their mind if they just see a blue naked guy.

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    13. Re: Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Free speech does not guarantee freedom from criticism.

    14. Re:Wah! by paiute · · Score: 1

      A tacklebox of trolls?

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    15. Re:Wah! by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 3, Informative

      Demanding critics be silenced because they might hurt a movie's prospects at the box office makes about as much sense as authors demanding bad reviews of their books be taken down because it might hurt book sales

      Don't look now but a US major party candidate wants to change libel laws to let people sue their critics. I'll let you guess which one.

    16. Re:Wah! by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which brings us back to the SJW post a few posts back.... the only reason you wouldn't like the new Ghostbusters can only be misogyny, just like the only reason you wouldn't like Barack Obama can only be racism.

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    17. Re:Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To the bigot, "free speech" = "the right for bigots to say what bigots think on anybody's property without consequence".

      Look, troglodyte - when the gubmint carts you off for your ramblings about how unfair it is the women are no longer in the kitchen and homosexuals are allowed to wink at you in public, then we can have a talk about free speech.

      Until then, go back to collecting ammo, or whatever else it is you do to bastardise the other Amendments.

    18. Re:Wah! by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Besides, I'm pretty dubious as to how much critics' views even matter.

      Well, if you're a marketing person then they matter because they're a kind of marketing.

      But they don't matter much to me overall. Here's the way I pay attention to critics: I've found a couple whose tastes generally agree with my own, and I pay attention to what those few say because I'm likely to agree with them.

      I couldn't care less what any other critics have to say, because their tastes are too far away from my own to be useful to me.

    19. Re: Wah! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      There's no point in suing someone when you can just call a hit.

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    20. Re:Wah! by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Wah!

      Go home, Waluigi.

    21. Re: Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually it does guarantee criticism. If, and only if, it is real. Because if free speech exists, it exists for everyone, Also those that would voice that criticism.

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    22. Re:Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ghostbusters was, if anything, an example how much you can bully and bribe critics today. The comparison between the "professional" and the "user" verdict speaks volumes on pretty much every review aggregation page.

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    23. Re:Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Put your labels on the pile back there that already contains nazi, commie and terrorist, I'll ignore later.

      The problem with labels is that if you use them inflationary, they lose all meaning. Back when I was young, the common thing to shut someone up who disagreed with you was to call him a Nazi. And it worked so well that everyone used it at any occasion, until it was so overused that it lost all meaning. A bit later it was en vogue to call someone a commie. Again, in the end, it lost any semblance of impact.

      Most here remember when calling anything someone considered not cool "terrorism". Until, again, the word lost all meaning. Everyone's a terrorist now for crossing the street when the red light is showing and a kid is watching. Impact? Zero.

      The current thing is being called misogynist. Actually, we're already at rapist. Everyone's raping women now if you as much as dare to disagree. I give it about 3-4 months 'til nobody even shrugs his shoulders anymore when being called a rapist.

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    24. Re:Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually, the movie is racist. And also offensive to people with special needs. Because frankly, the only funny jokes in the movie work at the expense of the black woman and the idiot secretary. The rest of the zany antics aren't even funny enough to make a five year old laugh.

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    25. Re: Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When you can change the law as you please, it's easy to work within the law and still be a rotten crook. There's plenty of examples thereof, I needn't even go for Hitler this time.

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    26. Re:Wah! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      it probably has to do with you being a misogynist, not whether or not you liked a movie

      Reality says you're wrong.

    27. Re:Wah! by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, no.

      Red Letter Media posted a fairly extensive review that goes over all the flaws the movie has (and there are a ton of them - bad pacing, poor editing, bad action sequences, just poorly thought out plotting, poorly done cameos - I can't even remember them all).

      Their review - despite being very well sourced as to exactly why they're saying what they're saying - got tarred as being "misogynist."

      Have you tried explaining how the Ghostbusters movie sucks online? Almost instantly you'll get a post explaining how actually the movie is great and you just hate female main characters.

      Apparently if you think the movie sucks, you hate female leads and are going to be Responsible for Hollywood Not Casting Female Leads in the future because you hate women.

      And not because the movie is bad.

      Yes, I've literally seen that argument, I am not making it up.

      And I actually liked the new Ghostbusters characters, over all. The movie is still bad, but it's not because the leads were women.

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    28. Re:Wah! by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The term troll is actually derived from a fishing troll, because it lures people in. It has nothing to do with the actual fictional monster that is a troll.

      That's technically true, but the term also comes from the day when trolling was considered an artform. Your modern troll has more in common with the fictional monster than anything you used to see on alt.syntax.tactical.

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    29. Re:Wah! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      A network of trolls.

    30. Re:Wah! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Great movie. People were panning it though without having seen it or previews,.

    31. Re:Wah! by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem was that people were claiming it sucks the moment the movie was announced. They knew nothing about it whatsoever, except for who the leads were. People were not keeping an open mind on it, they declared it bad merely because it was a remake.

    32. Re: Wah! by Scarletdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think a gruff of trolls would work, and has a nice ring to it.

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    33. Re: Wah! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I know. Lets make a wonderwoman movie but cast a man as the lead role and not even change the name.

      Like what Disney has planned for an upcoming Splash remake?

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    34. Re:Wah! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Almost as good as a sleuth of bears.

    35. Re:Wah! by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      And heck, I'm one of them. Lots of critics hated Coneheads and Mars Attacks back in the day, and I confess, every time I watch either, I laugh my ass off, so fuck the critics on those ones.

      This is why I like to speed read thru the critics write-ups on a new movie then move on to the audience reviews on RT. It's not that hard to determine that a movie is better than the critics ratings imply if plenty of people make the effort to write something intelligent sounding and descriptive of the things they appreciated most about the movie. In this particular case there are plenty of good recommendations to watch it. I can't understand how that bunch of fans got so upset instead of just getting on RT and writing up their own reviews in intelligent language with proper grammar, so the rest of us could see that it appeals to intelligent people. Grunting munters who can only express themselves by ticking some checkboxes on a petition web site don't impress me nearly as much.

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    36. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which brings us back to the SJW post a few posts back.... the only reason you wouldn't like the new Ghostbusters can only be misogyny, just like the only reason you wouldn't like Barack Obama can only be racism.

      Actually, metacritic is the best place for reviews - imdb has a secret "algorithm" to ensure that the rating you see is not the average rating given to a movie, which pretty much makes the imdb score worthless.

      Metacritic lets you at least see the average score, and it's pretty clear that the critics are pushing Ghostbusters purely on political points - the critic average is 60 while the user average is 2.7. Even Sharknado scored higher than that, IIRC.

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    37. Re: Wah! by Boronx · · Score: 1

      It's the goat that's gruff.

    38. Re:Wah! by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Possibly because the average person cannot see any reason for making the movie at all.
      Maybe the majority of us would appreciate something new, with imagination, instead of rehashed old stuff cos nobody can be bothered engaging with and paying good writers.

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    39. Re:Wah! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      So... American version of House of Cards is a waste of time?

    40. Re: Wah! by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I think a "convention of trolls" might be appropriate.

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    41. Re: Wah! by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 4, Informative

      The little bitty outboard motor that some fishing skiffs have is called a "trolling motor" not a "trawling motor". Trawling is using a net, trolling is using a baited line.

      But I'm probably preaching to the trolls...
       

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    42. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      The problem was that people were claiming it sucks the moment the movie was announced. They knew nothing about it whatsoever, except for who the leads were. People were not keeping an open mind on it, they declared it bad merely because it was a remake.

      And you feel that *that* is a good reason to label reviewers misogynists? The majority of people who say it sucks, right now, are viewers.

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    43. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Great movie. People were panning it though without having seen it or previews,.

      Yes, but now actual viewers are panning it, while the "professional" critics are still scoring it high. It's very rare that critics try so hard to push a movie as good when viewers are panning it as hard as they are.

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    44. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      Critics fail to understand a film. More news at 11.

      Not surprised really. A lot of them lose their mind if they just see a blue naked guy.

      I agree 100%, but really, it isn't okay to try to shut them up. Critics should never be silenced, only responded to.

      It's ironic when people use their freedom of speech to demand silence from others.

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    45. Re: Wah! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Free speech does not guarantee freedom from criticism.

      Nor does it protect you from people who want you to shut up.

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    46. Re:Wah! by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      Indeed there are parallels with the fictional monster "Troll".

      I think the most important characteristic to remember about a troll is that even when wounded by the sharp blade of wit a troll tends to regenerate as it thrives on negative interactions. Without cutting its head off and setting it on fire it just keeps coming back.

      There's also a case to suggest that like fictional monster trolls there is a myriad of differing real life trolls and their artful ways are as varied as art itself.

      There is the cutting troll with biting sarcasm and jabbing remarks, often about ones mother.

      There is the volume troll with an endless stream of drivel that would make you wish they did not have a mother.

      There is the semi troll with the mama jokes that are super funny!!!!!!!!11 (This type still lives with their mothers)

      There's the disabled troll that has no other option but to interact with others online and their anti-social hate fills screens with vile, hateful comments. (But their mother loves them)

      There is also the trapping troll that lurks in dark recesses waiting for someone unsuspecting to pass by and justify all their patient waiting. (Often someone's mother)

      Let's not forget the anti-troll that trolls trolls. A rare cannibalistic subspecies that is outcast and hated by its own kind. (and probably by its' mother)

      Well, there's a lot more kinds and if you appreciate trolling you may enjoy many of these forms and indeed contribute to the community with your very own nuanced style.

      Depending on the type of troll your encounter you may misunderstand that they are in fact trolls or conclude that someone you disagree with is simply a troll. I've seen lots of art which I think is not worth toilet paper but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (Also in the eyes of mothers that no matter how ugly their baby is still somehow think it's beautiful)

      I would like to think that the modern troll isn't a fail-troll but rather a trendy, up-to-date with technology kind of troll that will show you pictures of him having sex with your mother in some future VR interaction but there's little evidence that this is the winning definition. (checked urban dictionary)

      Now go express yourself. Troll. Be all you can be.

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    47. Re: Wah! by EricTDuckman1414 · · Score: 1

      I think a gruff of trolls would work, and has a nice ring to it.

      Billy goats would argue otherwise.

    48. Re:Wah! by sudon't · · Score: 1

      The term troll is actually derived from a fishing troll, because it lures people in. It has nothing to do with the actual fictional monster that is a troll.

      Absolutely true. Unfortunately, trolling has become much less like the fisherman troller, cleverly luring the fish in, and much more like the asshole living under the bridge. Trolling ain't what it used to be, and hasn't been for a long time. Perhaps, at least in part, because of people's misunderstanding of the term's derivation.

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    49. Re:Wah! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      The problem was that people were claiming it sucks the moment the movie was announced. They knew nothing about it whatsoever, except for who the leads were. People were not keeping an open mind on it, they declared it bad merely because it was a remake.

      Because normally when people hear remake they don't think this will be a high quality film worth seeing instead of meh.

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    50. Re: Wah! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I know. Lets make a wonderwoman movie but cast a man as the lead role and not even change the name.

      Worked for thor.

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    51. Re:Wah! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that many critics clearly were pushing the film on social politics grounds, yet 60 is a fucking awful score.

      That's not a good film.

      IMDB's curated algorithm tends to eliminate the nonsense ratings though, so I'd say its 5.4 is probably closer to the mark than a 2.7.

    52. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      And yet literally no-one has called anyone a rapist for merely disagreeing with them or criticising them. People keep claiming it happens to them all the time, but there is never any evidence.

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    53. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Even if it had been four new guys they would have complained that it's not as good as the original after just seeing the trailer. Probably wouldn't have accused the movie of tokenism or being a feminist plot to cut off their balls though.

      Force Awakens got that too. Apparently having a woman AND a black guy was just too much for some commentators.

      It's not criticising the movie because it's mediocre that is the problem, it's that some people then throw in their own misogynist/racist conspiracy theories.

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    54. Re:Wah! by JustBoo · · Score: 1

      Look, troglodyte - when the gubmint carts you off for your ramblings about how unfair it is the women are no longer in the kitchen and homosexuals are allowed to wink at you in public, then we can have a talk about free speech.

      Until then, go back to collecting ammo, or whatever else it is you do to bastardise the other Amendments.

      As you give us an absolute lessen in true racism, bigotry and hate. Well done. You have proven in one post what you are by the "words" you have "typed." You are a racist, and a bigot filled with hate. Enjoy.

    55. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You are saying that an internet poll is more reliable than the critic's reviews? However many bribes the critics took, their opinions still can't be as worthless as an internet poll.

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    56. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You are saying that an internet poll is more reliable than the critic's reviews? However many bribes the critics took, their opinions still can't be as worthless as an internet poll.

      I'm saying that I trust the opinions of unpaid viewers rather than the opinions of critics.

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    57. Re:Wah! by twokay · · Score: 1

      You can see the true average in the score details. Im fine with the weighted average as i believe the main reason is to stop a batch of trolls like the ones noted in TFA signing up and giving their "best film ev's" a 10/10. Weighting the trusted users more than the spam accounts is due diligence.

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    58. Re:Wah! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Personally I think going into a movie with the right expectations is key. I also like Coneheads and Mars Attacks for what they were, man it has been a long time since I have seen either of them, I also liked The Expendables for what it was. Yes it was a giant cliche with a plot shallower than my kids inflatable pool but it did deliver on the over the top action movie brain melt. These movies are not on par with films like The Last Emperor, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather, GATTACA, Dr. Strangelove, etc. but then I go into films like those with completely different expectations.

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    59. Re:Wah! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I am reminded of the people who bitched there was going to be a black and/or female Jedi in The Force Awakens.

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    60. Re: Wah! by kria · · Score: 1

      I assume the term Troll actually comes from the fishing term, where you let out a line with bait and then move in your boat at a slow speed to simulate live prey. So perhaps a Trawler of Trolls or a Net of Trolls or some other nautical term.

    61. Re:Wah! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "And yet literally no-one has called anyone a rapist for merely disagreeing with them or criticising them"

      Bullshit, plenty of SJWs will HAPPILY equate your disagreement with rape of some sort or another.

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    62. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Cite one. Just one.

      By the way, screenshots of twitter don't count, they are easily faked. If it's as prevalent as you say, there should be some reliable source that we can verify isn't just an MRA sockpuppet.

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    63. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what you are citing isn't unpaid viewers, it's an internet poll. The voters are an unknown quantity and internet polls are notoriously easily gamed.

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    64. Re:Wah! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Yes - there are a lot of critics of the movie that actually ARE misogynists (as evidenced by the overt criticism of the male cast being replaced by women), but that doesn't mean that every critic is a misogynist... in my post above, I mentioned Barack Obama, too - certainly a lot of critics of Barack Obama are clearly racists - but most people disagreeing with policy are often labeled racists, despite the fact that there was nothing racist about the criticism. Let's face it, people are falling back on their "protected status" as a first line defense against any criticism. It happens. Too much. Not always, but too much.

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    65. Re:Wah! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      i watched "Spy" the other day, and while it had it's (far too) occasional moments, it reminded me why I don't like Melissa McCarthy. I honestly didn't like Robin Williams way back when for similar reasons - just keep spewing nonsense until somebody laughs and call it comedy. It wasn't until he did drama that I really respected him. I don't think McCarthy is capable.

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    66. Re:Wah! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It would be if there was already an American version of House of Cards.

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    67. Re:Wah! by AngelFrog · · Score: 1

      Really? I remember a "theory" on the use of troll. In the good old days of usenet and the likes, verbal battles on public forums were called flame wars (haven't heard that term In a while but then again I don't participate often). Seeing as the geek culture was prevalent on line in those days, D&D was a fairly common cultural reference. In D&D, trolls are vulnerable to fire (they can regenerate grievous wounds but fire realy F's them up. So when there was a troll around, there was sure to be plenty of fire too. So a forum user that was always followed by flame wars was called a troll. I don't know. I like the idea :)

    68. Re:Wah! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what you are citing isn't unpaid viewers, it's an internet poll. The voters are an unknown quantity and internet polls are notoriously easily gamed.

      That may happen, but in this instance *all* the user-review sites are panning the movie, while the Majority of critics are not. In the case of imdb those reviews are from trusted users, and they panned it.

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    69. Re:Wah! by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      If a critic thinks it's a bad movie, it's hate speech (and likely racist too).

    70. Re: Wah! by MercTech · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a "Bridge of Trolls" as bottom feeding trolls tend to live in the slime that accumulates where the sun never reaches under a bridge.

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    71. Re:Wah! by MercTech · · Score: 1

      "The problem was that people were claiming it sucks the moment the movie was announced. They knew nothing about it whatsoever, except for who the leads were. People were not keeping an open mind on it, they declared it bad merely because it was a remake."

          Naaa, it was when the trailer was released. A lot of critics were saying, "If the movie is like the trailer it will such big time."
          Then the screams of "misogynist" were heard by all. No matter that the first trailer showed scenes that were bloody awful played by characters that were shallow stereotypes.

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    72. Re:Wah! by MercTech · · Score: 1

      You mean that veracity has something to do with whether libel and slander can be prosecuted?
          Why should the truth of a statement have anything to do with the statement being damaging?
      Yep.. tongue firmly in cheek again,

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    73. Re:Wah! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Who needs screenshots when you can just visit Twitter itself and see for yourself?

      There's your cited evidence. Start reading. Failure to do so shows you had no intent on actually challenging this and were just talking out of your ass.

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    74. Re:Wah! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Here, let's add more since you seem incapable of using google

      http://imgur.com/gallery/zcNOL...

      And you can follow right back to that blog and see the exact same fucking words yourself.

      Try again when you can actually use Google!

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    75. Re:Wah! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Link one. Just one.

      I'm on Twitter. I read, you are full of shit.

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    76. Re: Wah! by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      In that case, since I refer to SJWs as the Butthurt Brigade, Then a brigade of trolls would suffice. Or at least it will if my me-ism of The Butthurt Brigade manages to catch on.

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    77. Re: Wah! by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I prefer "a fraternity of douchebags" for use as a descriptor :)

    78. Re: Wah! by doccus · · Score: 1

      I think a gruff of trolls would work, and has a nice ring to it.

      Hmm.. not a Grimble? After all, you can have a gruff of grimbles, and a grimble of trolls. Residikey also the housing under the bridgegum is the dwellingly of the trolls, who happily their grimbles they gruff happily do.

    79. Re:Wah! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen that from respected movie critics. What I HAVE seen is those critics saying "eh, it's ok. Not especially inspired, but not horrible either." Which is about how much worth the movie had.

    80. Re:Wah! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I have more faith that the critics actually watched the movie, and that most of the people motivated enough to lobby and vote against it only saw a trailer.

      "That movie is shit."
      "Did you see it?"
      "Fuck no!!"

      So yeah, I tend to respect critic opinions more, because they actually watch the movies and they watch a lot of great movies and a lot of bad movies, so they can well place a mediocre one like this.

    81. Re:Wah! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The best part of the movie is definitely Chris Hemsworth, which is the case for almost anything he's in.

    82. Re:Wah! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "You really are stupid, Alex. Seriously stupid."

      This coming from someone not smart enough to use a VPN when posting. (Thanks, /. editors, for the reveal!)

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    83. Re:Wah! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But for all the wrong reasons. It's just mean to laugh about a mentally challenged person, and he obviously plays one. Sorry to come across as some kind of PC moron, but it's just not funny to watch someone who is obviously not really that bright try to have a normal life with a normal job and then we laugh about him failing at it.

      That's just so not cool.

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    84. Re:Wah! by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      Back in the early days of online/lan gaming we used to refer to people who came in and spoiled games just for the sake of spoiling them as Llamas. The term derived from lamers or lame gamers. Particularly when we played Heretic2 online or at large scale lan gatherings. In games that had dueling functions they would be the ones that refused to follow any sort of protocol, Much like the type who won't adhere to weapons restrictions in Battlefield games today.

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    85. Re: Wah! by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      I am a self confessed troll as I troll somewhat often. That said, I prefer the term "underpass", as in "an underpass of trolls"

      Not all trolls are bridge trolls, you insensitive, racist clod.

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  2. Rotten tomatoes indeed by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Get a life people....

    Also... change.org was neat for a while... but I just don't want to be depressed all day every day so I took myself off the mailing list..

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    1. Re:Rotten tomatoes indeed by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also... change.org was neat for a while..

      Did change.org petitions ever actually accomplish anything? I am serious cause change.org sounds like a site for people to sign onto a petition no one will read. Does the petition ever get sent anywhere? Let alone to anyone who can make decisions?

      Not trying to be rude but at least with paper petitions the recipient knows someone did the legwork to get people to sign. Change.org seems to be the epitome of armchair activism.

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  3. Shoot the Messenger by PvtVoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do these idiots even remotely understand how Rotten Tomatoes works? All they do is aggregate critics' reviews. They don't review the movie themselves.

    1. Re:Shoot the Messenger by halivar · · Score: 2

      Yeah, BUT they select from a curated list of critics. Recently, many of these critics (Chicago Tribune, I'm looking at you) that see movie critique as an opportunity to show off their acerbic wit in a series of ever increasingly scathing roasts. At this point, I'm wondering if some of these critics actually enjoy movies. Basically, I have to take RT ratings with a grain of salt.

    2. Re:Shoot the Messenger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everybody hates my favorite thing so I think everybody's opinions should be silenced! #FanboiLivesMatter

    3. Re:Shoot the Messenger by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      to show off their acerbic wit in a series of ever increasingly scathing roasts

      Suddenly I'm motivated to read reviews again. It always seemed like critics were mostly being paid off to give positive sounding reviews and you had to read really deep to find the truth. Like video games where the average review is something like 8 when it should be 5, but if you dare give a AAA title a 5 you get trolled.

    4. Re:Shoot the Messenger by halivar · · Score: 2

      The thing is, they are trying really hard to emulate Roger Ebert's classic "North" review, and falling far, far, short: http://www.rogerebert.com/revi...

    5. Re:Shoot the Messenger by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      Suddenly I'm motivated to read reviews again.

      Then you should read the Vanity Fair review: " Suicide Squad is ultimately too shoddy and forgettable to even register as revolting. At least revolting would have been something."

    6. Re:Shoot the Messenger by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Lucky for Rotten Tomatoes as the movie was fucking awful, would not inflict it on them.

    7. Re:Shoot the Messenger by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      If your point is that it is derivative...ok. Acerbic wit? Not remotely witty. But assuming he actually saw the movie, the review tells me some useful things: Will Smith and Margot Whoever were good, the script sucked, it's likely going to be corporate junkfood rather than something with some substance (Netflix's Daredevil comes to mind), and I probably don't want to bring my young kids there. That last is important, too many people abuse the PG-13 rating for political agendas I don't share, but I'd like to have guidance. As an adult you may not care at all, or perhaps wish they'd just go R like Deadpool. This all seems to be really good stuff I want to see in more reviews. Given that I personally may see only 3 movies in the theater this year, this won't be one I pick. The Vanity Fair review the other commenter linked I found to be a better quality review (if we're going to review reviews), but I get a strong "this is a terrible movie" vibe.

      So I guess do you think these people are trying to give negative reviews for fun? Are they being paid to do it? Is this some strange geeky marvel vs. dc comic fanboi'ism? I'm not seeing it. From a meta-moderation sense, in my experience this summer I've found reviews to be too POSITIVE, the new Star Trek movie had a high tomato rating but I thought was dull although I admit to liking the re-imagined special effects, and "Light's Out" had a moderately high rating but was just your run of the mill startle-fest.

    8. Re:Shoot the Messenger by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Bull shit. Rotten Tomatoes offers TWO rankings - one for the critics and one for registered users.

      Most importantly, Rotten Tomatoes has a great spread that most rating systems - that is they don't give all movies good ratings, some get low, some get high ratings. This is mainly because they are independent.

      The problem is some people are addicted to certain genres, - asking them which movie is good is like asking a heroin addict to rate his heroin - the worst heroin gets a 9, the best gets a 10, and the rating is worthless.

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    9. Re:Shoot the Messenger by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite all time reviews was Roger Ebert's review for Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, which starts with:

      "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

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    10. Re:Shoot the Messenger by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Roger's famous:

      I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.

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    11. Re:Shoot the Messenger by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Recently, many of these critics (Chicago Tribune, I'm looking at you) that see movie critique as an opportunity to show off their acerbic wit in a series of ever increasingly scathing roasts.

      Recently? This has been how many movie critics have behaved *for decades*.

      Way back, before the Internet was a gleam in Al Gore's eye, I remember reading syndicated reviews in newspapers where the reviewer seemed more interested in displaying how clever they were than in reviewing the movie...

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    12. Re:Shoot the Messenger by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "too many people abuse the PG-13 rating for political agendas I don't share"

      Agreed, censorship only serves to retard the mental development and coping skills of children. There is a reason that the children who were raised in a world where they actually enforced R ratings at the theater became teenagers who kill themselves left and right.

    13. Re:Shoot the Messenger by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      too many people abuse the PG-13 rating for political agendas

      Too many people take a PG-13 Movie, add in enough "adult" stuff (gratuitous) to get it to R, these movies suck.
      Too many people take an R Movie, cut out important stuff to get it to PG-13, these movies suck.

      Deadpool was rated R only because the character himself is R rated. The movie didn't need an R rating except for the character itself. Which is kinda the point of th character (from what I recall). I wasn't really impressed with the R rated stuff, and it could have been done with PG-13 or really should have gone further into R rating (exploiting the character).

      I can't and won't comment on SS until I see it. I am not a FANBOI of DC or Marvel per se, just good comicbook movies.

      So I guess do you think these people are trying to give negative reviews for fun?

      It could be just self reinforcing reviews; People reading the reviews parroting what they think the reviewing audience wants to hear.

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    14. Re:Shoot the Messenger by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ebert was pretty great. I didn't always agree with him, but he knew movies, movie history, the philosophy and technique of film and was one of a very small number of critics who actually had been involved with making movies.

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    15. Re:Shoot the Messenger by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah looking at the guys other reviews I see a pattern...if its popular? Then its crap. A good example is the way he shat all over "Fury" and I certainly don't remember that one getting a lot of hate, in fact IIRC it was a hit with both moviegoers and critics, Wikipedia says critics by and large praised the movie and IMDB has it at 7.6 out of 10 which is not too shabby.

      I can see why fans would be pissed if they are going out of their way to pick reviewers like this guy, its really not hard to skew results when you grab those "artsy fartsy" critics that don't like anything "the peasants" might like. I haven't gone through all his reviews yet but you wanna bet he just gushes over art house foreign flicks, like the critic equivalent of a hipster that can't like anything unless its unpopular? Even his writing style reminds me of early Gene Siskel, back when it was called Sneak Previews, back when it seemed Gene didn't like anything that wasn't playing in an art house.

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    16. Re:Shoot the Messenger by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Those same critics favorably review many movies. Those Tribune editors use their acerbic wit on legitimate targets most of the time.

      The D.C. Extended Universe movies are pure garbage, no one I know liked them.

    17. Re:Shoot the Messenger by dbIII · · Score: 1
      From that "Fury" review:

      Ayer has also populated his movie with a few civilians who are treated terribly and ultimately punished for being bystanders, because their pesky, fragile humanity gets in the way of his orgy of death and awfulness.

      That kind of sums up what happened to civilians stuck in a war zone in WWII so I really don't get what the reviewer is going on about.
      It sounds like he just hates the genre and would pan anything in it.

      It reminds me of the book reviewer who panned Greg Egan for having too much science in his science fiction and for having aliens that were far too alien.

    18. Re:Shoot the Messenger by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY, in every war in the history of war any civilians that got between the armies? Suffered. Are they supposed to make a super fake WWII movie like they did in the 50s, with lots of flag waving and jingoism? I have a feeling that if they did that he'd pan the shit out of it like I'm sure he did Red Tails.

      I read about a dozen of his reviews and the word that keeps going through my mind? Hipster. He comes off as one of those reviewers that only likes movies made with subtitles or that nobody else saw, again it reminded me of the young Gene Siskel who always wanted to show how much more sophisticated and smarter than the average movie goer he was.

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    19. Re:Shoot the Messenger by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Actually the review also reminds me of one about the most recent Godzilla movie where the reviewer was ranting about the "green" message. It's as if he didn't understand that every single movie in that monster genre since it spawned in the 1950s had that message - why did he bother to see it?
      The "Fury" review tells me nothing about the film and more about the reviewer than I wanted to know. I've heard that there were real historical tanks used in the movie (which I missed at the cinema) but such a dramatic bit of news was not in that review. Way too many reviews like that.

    20. Re:Shoot the Messenger by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah they were ALL real WWII tanks, they even talked the Bovington tank museum into letting them borrow the Tiger tank that the Brits had captured in North Africa. It also shows the realities in that stage of the war, most of the time they were using HE rounds against machine gun nests and anti-tank artillery and the few times they run into a tank is pants wetting fear and a lot of times the tank would come back but some of the crew would be a mess on the interior walls...that was just the way it was, plenty of documentaries talk of tanks getting shot to shit and having to be cleaned out and re-crewed.

      BTW this is where the myth of "M4 Shermans burn" came from, the Germans were on the retreat and knew any tanks they just knocked out would be recovered so they were given orders to keep hitting a tank until it caught fire. The Soviets did the same thing but because their crews were poorly trained and would often run the Germans ended up not only recovering their tanks but also a bunch of KV-1s and BT-7s, there are even pics still surviving of KV-1s with German Balkenkreuz and cupolas so the Germans knew the value of making sure a tank was destroyed.

      But I quit reading after the 12th review because it was nothing but hipster, anything popular got shat on while some weird artsy fartsy movie that didn't make 10 million at the box office? He sang the praises of...makes me wonder if he goes home to drink some white wine and complain about how pedestrian all these movies he has to watch is, why they don't even have subtitles or a script that "requires interpretation" because the director was just making shit up on the fly!

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    21. Re:Shoot the Messenger by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Sounds interesting. An irony is the local indie hipster-bait cinema had it but I missed it so I'll go looking for the dvd/blue-ray/aaar-me-hearties.

    22. Re:Shoot the Messenger by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      It was DAMN good but VERY gritty so if you can't handle some gore? Then its not for you. it literally starts with the new guy being handed a bucket and told to "clean out the mess" which just so happens to be what is left of the guy who had his job previously after the body bag is removed, complete with a chunk of his face stuck to the wall. and the first time the new guy is in combat he freezes and people die, again just like what most of us would do when suddenly bullets and bombs are flying everywhere.

      But there really are no "good guys" in that movie, everyone has some good quality and some truly despicable ones...just like IRL in war there is no heroes, only casualties...damned good movie.

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    23. Re:Shoot the Messenger by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Good point I'd have to be in the mood. The stuff coming out with the centenaries of WWI is of course a good reminder that anything that even attempts to be accurate about warfare is going to be gruesome (which really pissed off that reviewer didn't it?), but tanks are so interesting.
      I think it would be worth it just to see a real tiger tank moving around.

  4. Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? As the law is poorly written they may be able to pull that off.

    1. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? As the law is poorly written they may be able to pull that off.

      That would be perjury and you would risk jail time as a result. DMCA claims require that A) The person filing it has personal or corporate juristiction to do so (Ie is the owner of the copyright or an agent), and B) isnt violating fair use, which a review clearly is not.

      The courts have a history of being very harsh on people who lie in DMCA filings about their rights to content whilst trying to use them in a SLAPP like manner. Its not a civil offence, its a criminal one.

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    2. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      The movie studios can claim that the review has copyright stuff in it and must be removed and they can also say that we lost $$$$ due to it.

    3. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by suutar · · Score: 1

      The perjury part is only for the assertion that the filer of the DMCA complaint is the owner or is the agent of the owner of a copyright. The assertion that the work being complained about infringes on that copyright is "good faith".

    4. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      IIUC it's even weaker than that. If you are acting as an agent you are allowed to have a "good faith belief" that the person who hired you to ask that the material be taken down had a copyright interest in it, and the original person is not under oath, and bears no responsibility for lying.

      I hope I'm misunderstanding this, but so far nobody has pointed out a case that demonstrates that.

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    5. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Why would the studio do that? They have 13,000 sign a petition implying that the movie is great and is generating a bunch of free* publicity for them.

      * - Assuming that the studio isn't creating this as a marketing stunt.

    6. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The movie studios can claim that the review has copyright stuff in it and must be removed and they can also say that we lost $$$$ due to it.

      Bzzzt. "Fair Use" includes use for the purposes of comment and critique, which is pretty much the definition of a movie review.

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    7. Re:Why not use the DMCA to shut it down? by suutar · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of a case like that, but I wouldn't be surprised if that worked for someone.

  5. Surely This is a Joke? by DoktorMidnight · · Score: 2

    Of all the reasons to want to close a movie review aggregator, the reviews for Suicide Squad are the greatest sin the site has committed? Do these people even understand how an aggregator works? This can't be "real," this is an obvious Internet prank. This is just bad comedy.

  6. Get a grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Batman v. Superman is the worst movie in the DC universe. Everyone involved was awful. The script, the screenplay, the line delivery. Gal Gadot did nothing but furrow her brow for two hours. Eisenberg spent 10 minutes saying ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. DC films and TV are pretty garbage.

    1. Re:Get a grip by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Never saw it, but the concept is horrible...

      Superman is effectively invincible... even his supposed weakness is not really a weakness... He can lift an ENTIRE ISLAND made of the stuff into outer space if he just digs deep enough... pfft, what chance does a mere mortal have?

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    2. Re:Get a grip by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Batman v. Superman is the worst movie in the DC universe.

      I guess you didn't see the Green Lantern then. I didn't think it was as bad as a lot of people did, Batman v. Superman was certainly better.

      Everyone involved was awful. The script, the screenplay, the line delivery.

      I'm old enough that I never thought that anyone could be a better superman than Christopher Reeves. After Batman v. Superman, I think that Henry Cavil has the potential to be at least as good as, and probably better. I think the directors decision to have him play the role a little flatter than he should is at least some of the issue. But overall I thought he played to role well. I didn't care for Ben Afflack as Batman, and Jeremy Irons as Alfred seemed an odd choice to me.

      Gal Gadot did nothing but furrow her brow for two hours.

      I can't say I ever really cared for WonderWoman, but frankly I though she was the highlight of the movie. Which surprised me. I was actually looking forward to the Wonder Woman movie after watching that movie.

      Eisenberg spent 10 minutes saying ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

      Either we didn't see the same movie, or that's one hell of an exaggeration.

      DC films and TV are pretty garbage.

      Ahh. I get it now. You're a teenage Marvel fan. I have to agree, Marvel characters are a bit easier to bring to the screen and make entertaining than DC. But I still thought this was a pretty good movie.

    3. Re:Get a grip by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Superman is interesting when he's not dealing with petty humans. They already pissed away Doomsday, and by the looks of it the formation of the Justice League. (I guess we're ignoring the Justice Society.)

      Human villains that can challenge him in ways that make Superman's abilities useless, reducing him to the level of a mere mortal, are interesting. For example, Lex Luthor forcing Superman to choose which missile to stop and who to save. (Of course, having Superman selectively reverse time afterward is retarded.)

      Superman vs. Batman is ridiculous every time they try it, from the movie to the comics to the animated series. A practical take on Superman vs. Batman would end in about 2 seconds, with Batman dead or permanently disabled for tugging on Superman's cape. No, I don't care how much prep time he has.

      The movie was particularly awful. Ben Afleck is horrible, Pamela Beasley from the Office is horrible, Henry Carville (the guy playing Superman) ain't great but he's not bad, Jessie Eisenberg acted like a goddamned retarded 5 year old, and I guess Gal Gadot was in the movie for a few moments for some reason. And I guess I was supposed to know the name "Gal Gadot" before this movie's marketing blitz. The movie was an hour too long.

      The remaining 2 hours needed to be rewritten and reshot and recast. It was straight fucking awful.

    4. Re:Get a grip by lgw · · Score: 2

      Frank Miller told the story well in Dark Knight Returns. The key in that story was that Batman's goal in the fight was not to kill Superman, just to give him enough of a beating to encourage Superman to back off. Batman, of course, knows about kryptonite and has the resources to acquire some. Still, hundreds of people have tried to beat Superman using Kryptonite over the years, and he's still there.

      DKR is a very good read, and in one book invented the "dark Batman" that everyone expects today. Miller is the one who took Batman from Adam West to Dark Night.

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    5. Re:Get a grip by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

      That's a problem DC heroes all share, they are far too powerful. Marvel heroes seem to be much more grounded.

    6. Re:Get a grip by lgw · · Score: 1

      Superman vs. Batman is ridiculous every time they try it, from the movie to the comics to the animated series. A practical take on Superman vs. Batman would end in about 2 seconds, with Batman dead or permanently disabled for tugging on Superman's cape. No, I don't care how much prep time he has.

      I found the fight in Dark Knight Returns convincing. Hard to tell the passage of time in a comic book fight scene, but I'd say it was less than 30 seconds of violence. No spoilers here, but I found the conclusion easy to believe.

      Or, another take on "Superman vs. Batman" where Bruce Wayne slept with Louis Lane - that's gotta sting.

      he movie was particularly awful. Ben Afleck is horrible

      Call me crazy, but I actually liked Batfleck. Only redeeming element of the movie. Gal Gadot made a perfectly good Wonder Woman, as well, but she had no business being in the film. The fundamental problem, irredeemable in both this and Man of Steel is that's not Superman. Superman is a paladin. Batman is the brooding and dark one FFS. I don't know WTF they were thinking with the production and direction of both of these.

      A the best Superman stories always set things up where he's physically able to solve the problem immediately through brute force, but won't because his moral compass is unwavering. Take that away and all that's left is the stuff written for the 8-10 year old boys (the original target audience of the books).

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    7. Re:Get a grip by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1
      DC Heroes, in general aren't as popular as Marvel's Super Heroes, also DC Super Heroes rely far more heavily on otherworld-heroes and gadgets gadgets gadgets.

      Flash, Aquaman, a handful of others are from Earth #1 and don't usually utilize gadgets, whereas
      Superman :: Otherworld
      Batman :: Gadgets
      Wonder Woman :: Gadgets, Sometimes is Otherworld
      Green Lanterns :: Gadget, Gadget-itself is Otherworld
      Blue Beetle :: Gadgets
      Booster Gold :: Gadgets
      Cyborg :: Is-a-Gadget
      Hawkman & Hawkwoman :: Otherworld & Gadgets
      Martian Manhunter (Jon Jonzz):: Otherworld
      Mister Miracle :: Gadgets
      Dr. Fate :: "Magical" Gadgets

      The "gadget" aspect of DC is just far less interesting than Marvel's Mutants.

      On the other end of the spectrum, DC's adult-line of characters were top-notch: The Question, Spectre, Sandman, Constantine.

    8. Re:Get a grip by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Still, hundreds of people have tried to beat Superman using Kryptonite over the years, and he's still there.

      Um, because they don't want to kill off the title character for keeps? Seriously, they are comic *books*. I can write a story where Sups is beat to death with a green rock. You just don't stop once he's weak.

    9. Re:Get a grip by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      Anyone else reminded of Poison Ivy from Batman and Robin when watching Eisenberg?

    10. Re:Get a grip by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The Batman v Superman fight made perfect sense. Superman was cautious, because he could easily kill Batman with a single punch and he didn't want to do that. That gave Batman the opportunity to use kryptonite, weakening Superman to the point where he stood a chance of winning. Batman's thing is that he's just a normal guy in a costume, but uses cunning and tactics to defeat much strong opponents.

      Afleck was probably the best actor in the film. Everyone, myself included, expected him to be terrible, but actually he played the slightly older, more weary Batman perfectly.

      Eisenberg was the weakest. Maybe they can re-cast him, or at least have prison change is character significantly.

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    11. Re:Get a grip by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Except for Conroy, Timm, Hamil, and Dini

    12. Re:Get a grip by lgw · · Score: 1

      He's actually pretty hard to kill, per the comic book lore (they tend to reboot every few decades because of how ridiculous it gets). Doomsday certainly didn't stop beating him in the most famous Superman story (which they tried to ham-handedly shove into the movie, in a half-assed way, very badly done).

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    13. Re:Get a grip by lgw · · Score: 1

      You know, it's really hard to believe from the books that Batman is straight. Frank Miller has a lot of fun with that in DKR (the final fight between Joker and Bats is in the Tunnel of Love - really).

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  7. Petition who to shut it down? by Threni · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The site owners? The police?

    1. Re:Petition who to shut it down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking. The site is not even remotely legal-stretch sort of illegal. It's opinions about movies. That's it.

    2. Re:Petition who to shut it down? by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

      Given the outstanding citizens that have been invited to the White House in recent years, clearly they're right in petitioning the White House. This ranks up there with swimming in a tub full of milk and fruit loops.

  8. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Ghostbusters 2016 is still certified fresh?

    Just because you didn't like the movie doesn't mean that other people can't like it.

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  9. A better idea by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have an idea, how about we instead make a change.org petition to have The DC Extended Universe movies be better written? That would solve TWO problems!

    1. Re:A better idea by HBI · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I say this as a former comic book fan in my youth, but it tickles my fancy nowadays to hear people getting all uptight about the quality of either the comic books themselves or the movies based on them. Look back on it in 30 years and it's pretty much all shit. Even the things I loved like Jim Starlin's Metamorphosis Alpha/Dreadstar haven't aged very well. The Claremont/Byrne X-Men are mediocre at best, and we thought they were so great back in the 80s.

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    2. Re:A better idea by Lost+Race · · Score: 2

      Nothing can compare to Batman: The Movie.

    3. Re:A better idea by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      I think it's more that Warner Bros. and DC have been utterly desperate to capture the same sort of lightning in a bottle that Marvel's got, but they're trying so damn hard that they keep managing to shoot themselves in the foot. Reading the articles about how the reshoots went, and the testing of the different cuts of the movie, it really seems they just have no idea how to do it, and are trying to hard as a result, and failing miserably.

    4. Re:A better idea by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I must be one of the few people who thought Batman v. Superman wasn't bad. Way better than Man of Steel, and Wonder Woman looks like it could be great too.

      We are in a golden age for comic book movies and TV. Not every one is going to be great (Spiderman missed 5 times in a row, Hulk took two attempts and never really got beyond "meh") but there is plenty of good stuff to enjoy.

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    5. Re:A better idea by Talderas · · Score: 1

      They're not paying attention to what Marvel is doing. It's the Marvel Cinematic Universe that makes Marvel work. I'm not surprised that Suicide Squad falls flat. They have interesting characters but you simple do not have enough time with 120m film to introduce six or so characters and give them development. Contrast that against Avengers where all characters, even the villain, in the ensemble cast have some sort of introduction and character development prior to the film. MCU is trying to build a cohesive universe for all the films to exist in and all the Marvel Studios films and shows are attempting to restrain themselves to the MCU. When you step outside of the MCU to the other studios, you see that they don't abide by the MCU and the films can be a lot more hit and miss (Spidermans, the X-Men, Fantastic Four). This is what makes Deadpool... interesting. It appears to be abiding by the MCU even though it's not produced by Marvel Studios. The final scenes of the move take place on what is obviously a crashed helicarrier and could readily be assumed to be one of the ones from Winter Soldier. Spiderman will be another interesting case to watch. The rights remain with Sony and Sony gets the profits from solo Spiderman movies produced while Marvel gets to use Spiderman in the MCU and keep the profits from the MCU.

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  10. PG???? by fluffernutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I first saw the movie trailer I was looking forward to a sin city type of darkness that could only be done in an R-rated movie. I found out it was PG? It makes me not want to go see it right there.

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    1. Re:PG???? by cdrudge · · Score: 1
    2. Re:PG???? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      My point being that it is not restricted. How do you do a movie about insane criminals and keep it PG-13?

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    3. Re:PG???? by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

      95% of comic book movies are either PG or PG-13. Hopefully the success of Deadpool will change that.

    4. Re:PG???? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How do you do a movie about insane criminals and keep it PG-13?

      Easy. Just stuff in all the violence you can manage, but don't show any nipples.

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    5. Re:PG???? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Because if you make it rated R then you cut out a large part of the audience. The studio doesn't care about telling the story, it just wants to make money.

    6. Re:PG???? by Swampash · · Score: 3, Informative

      When the Comic-Con 2015 teaser for Suicide Squad came out it was all dark and depressing and grownup.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Then dark and depressing and grownup Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice hit cinemas and tanked. So some marketing genius at DC looked over at Marvel rolling in cash from critical and commercial homeruns like Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy and sent down word that Suicide Squad would henceforth be a comedy buddy movie. Witness: official trailer.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Same actors, same story, but now it's funny. Can't you tell?

      Marvel managed to make a great movie starring a talking raccoon and a tree, and DC has managed to serve up steaming turds featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and the Joker. Right now DC is to movies what Donald Trump is to twitter. You just feel like saying "stop".

    7. Re:PG???? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok that makes sense then, because I could have sworn when I first saw the trailer way back it gave me the impression that it was a darker movie.

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    8. Re:PG???? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Oh and Batman v Superman didn't fail because it was a dark movie, it failed because people want to see more than endless brooding in dark movies.

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  11. Deadpool suceeded, SS failure by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From what I understand Deadpool was created without input from studio executives, Suicide Squad was just the opposite and was actually recut to try and copy Deadpool humor. Maybe getting rid of the committees that make so many bad movies will bring us more entertainment.

    1. Re:Deadpool suceeded, SS failure by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Time to make the fucking chimichangas!

      Deadpool was utterly fabulous. The only problem with it is that it will undoubtedly spawn innumerable copycats with input from studio executives, that will be so bad they make your brainstem bleed.

    2. Re:Deadpool suceeded, SS failure by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 1

      Soooooooo true, brainless lemmings (although well paid).

    3. Re:Deadpool suceeded, SS failure by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 1

      Having seen SS today in IMAX 3D, I can say, wow, bad, bad movie, although the last 20-30 minutes were better.
      Now could I have done better, probably not (or definitely not) but the way the story unfolded (or didn't as the case may be) left me thinking to myself repeatedly, WTF, WTF...

      DC Comics please bring in some fresh talent (or old new talent) to do something, Marvel is kicking your @ss

  12. The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with ! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought groupthink was limited to /. and reddit but I see it is alive and well in new areas now:

    /sarcasm Yeah, let's censor reviews we don't agree with!

    Uh, No, "this movie sucks" is an opinion. You don't have to like it, or even agree with it, but trying to censor opinions you don't disagree just because it hurts your bottom line is just plain stupid. We already have the legal right to "voice" our opinion as long as it isn't slander nor libel.

    As they say, Everyone is a critic.

    Which ironically has this gem:

    Harrison's Postulate: "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"

  13. I marvel at the lack of thought! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who exactly are they petitioning? Are they asking RottenTomatoes to voluntarily shutdown? Are they asking for the government or some third party to step in and have RottenTomatoes shuttered? I'm a DC fan myself and am disappointed by the reception of their most recent movies (I'll go to my grave believing BvS is a better film than Civil War), but this is dunderheaded. It's giving DC fans a bad name, in the same way that Trump supporters are giving uneducated white men a bad name.

  14. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Rakarra · · Score: 2

    It was ok. Not terrible, just ok.
    It needed to be funnier in the funny portions, and scarier in the scary portions, a combination that the original got just write.
    As it is, Ghostbusters(2016) is kindof bland.

  15. Re:The new American Paradigm by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Too much lynch mob sh*t floating around, it all started with the Tea Party and has now poisoned half of the nation...

    You must be very young, or just recently started paying attention.

  16. Yeah Cuz... by dasgoober · · Score: 1

    Most people aren't pitiful enough give a shit about Marvel vs DC extendid so as to resort to favoritism in their reviews

  17. Re:What an honorable cause for democracy! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2
  18. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    As a ten year old watching GB when it came out, it was certainly funny as shit, but it was never scary.

    The remake was OK, they just need to let everyone off the leash, so fingers crossed for the sequel.

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  19. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Doesn't IMDB include user reviews while the RT "fresh" rating is only critics?

    And, for that matter, he didn't say that OP said no one is allowed to like it. You, sir, should work on your reading comprehension.

  20. The movie sucked, even for fanboys/girls.. by fallen1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    so get over it already. DC just has a lousy track records of making a universe of films with continuity that are, you know, well-scripted and fun to watch.

    I also thought the new Star Trek was mediocre at best. I was looking for some of the wonder and excitement that the reboot brought to the screen (minus lens flare) and I got wonder alright -- I wandered into the movie and then I wandered out when it was over. No excitement for the villain, the plot overall, but there were at least a couple of funny moments.

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  21. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    I thought groupthink was limited to /.

    Groupthink is the human condition.

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  22. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by vux984 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Its 'certified fresh' at 73%, with an average rating of 6.4/10, with an audience rating of 58%. Seems pretty fair to me, and suggests it is a fair but nothing special movie.

    For comparison, the Daredevil TV series is 86% fresh, with 95% audience approval; Deadpool is 84% with 91%. Jessica Jones TV series got 93% and 90%. Antman got 81% and 86%. Gaurdians of the Galaxy got 91% and 92%.

    I've seen all of these and they were all pretty good. I think the ratings are pretty fair.

    So NO, I don't think there is a bias against Marvel's extended universe at all. I think Suicide Squad is likely to be a pretty weak movie.

  23. Re:The new American Paradigm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Trump Way: you don't like something, get enough people chanting "lock 'em up! LOCK 'EM UP!".

    Too much lynch mob sh*t floating around, it all started with the Tea Party and has now poisoned half of the nation...

    Tea Party?

    You're an idiot.

    It's the Democrats/leftists/"progressive" (what an ironic term) that try to silence opposing viewpoints.

    It isn't leftist cop killers that get run off college campuses...

  24. Actually, It's the SJW Way by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But thanks for playing, son. Here, have a cookie...

    1. Re:Actually, It's the SJW Way by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

      Another Hilary / Bernie supporter? Do you have illogical fears of Trump winning the election ... do you need your safe space?

    2. Re:Actually, It's the SJW Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And yet the overlap between these whiners and people who use the word 'SJW' non-ironically approaches 100%.

    3. Re:Actually, It's the SJW Way by JustBoo · · Score: 1

      The CLINTON posse resembles far more the straw man SJW image than the people that get that label: they are dumb, egocentric, devoid of common sense, and bloody dangerous.

      Yep. Just read the DNC emails.There is plenty of " dumb, egocentric, devoid of common sense, and bloody dangerous" behavior on display, plus enough lying and deceit to last several lifetimes. Welcome to The Real DNC. And that is a fact.

  25. IMDB has it a 8.3 by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    My teenage daughter has been wanting to see this for a while now, so I'm pretty sure I'll be going at some point soon. The previews looked pretty good to me, to I'm fine with going. I have a feeling this will be one of those movies that the critics are going to blast, but the public will like. I just looked at IMDB and did check a couple of the reviews. They're were at least a couple (all the ones I read)) that it appears have seen the film and rated it fairly high. So the 8.3 seems reasonable. It certainly wouldn't be the first time the critics got it wrong, if that's the case.

    1. Re:IMDB has it a 8.3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My teenage daughter has been wanting to see this for a while now, so I'm pretty sure I'll be going at some point soon. The previews looked pretty good to me, to I'm fine with going. I have a feeling this will be one of those movies that the critics are going to blast, but the public will like. I just looked at IMDB and did check a couple of the reviews. They're were at least a couple (all the ones I read)) that it appears have seen the film and rated it fairly high. So the 8.3 seems reasonable. It certainly wouldn't be the first time the critics got it wrong, if that's the case.

      Take a look at the review breakdown:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386697/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt

      Nearly 70% of the reviews are giving it a perfect 10. I'm guessing this is probably the work of the same kind of folks who are making these silly petitions and not the result of the critics being wildly out of touch.

    2. Re:IMDB has it a 8.3 by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      skip the movie, I'll give your teenage daughter 90 minutes of entertainment free

      I'm pretty sure it won't take 90 minutes to ass rape you with a chainsaw and feed the bits to our dogs. . But we can find out.

    3. Re:IMDB has it a 8.3 by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      ...the same why the Godfather fans are known to vote Shawshank and Dark Knight down.

      Interesting. I liked the Godfather and Dark Knight, but didn't really care for the Shawshank Redemption.

      Fuck, I was bored one day and voted all the Benji films as a 1 because I hate dog films... Shit happens.

      Lucky you. I'm not sure if I've ever been that bored. Certainly not in the last 40 years or so.

  26. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

    I remember being afraid for years (decades) of a closed closet door with the closet light on after watching Ghostbusters.

  27. Le's launch another change.org petition... by tofleplof · · Score: 1

    against brain damaged change.org petitions. Quite depressing to think how loads of far more pertinent petitions never gathered 13,000 signatures...

  28. Do Professional still serve a purpose? by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    This is a serious question. It seems like they consistently do more harm then good to the box-office of movies in modern times, serving only to spread early negativity and hamper the opening weekend turnout. I understand that once upon a time the film industry needed these curated professionals to have early access to the film to drum up interest and get press in printed media, but in today's world of twitter feeds and social media, I honestly think the film industry would be better served to leave them out of the loop entirely and let the actual target fanbase serve as a first wave of hype-building response. Especially in the case of comic book movies, where you can be fairly sure of a large turnout opening week that is primarily fans already. I, like so many, will go see it regardless, because Im a fan of the existing body of work and want to see for myself how it translates. Good review popping up before opening weekend is in no way going to change that, but a bunch of bad reviews might. It's loose/loose for the studio.

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    1. Re:Do Professional still serve a purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The reviewers are for the customers not the studios dumbass. That is like complaining that health inspectors are bad for restaurants because nobody thinks anything of it passing a health inspection but they are ruined if they seriously fail it.

    2. Re:Do Professional still serve a purpose? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Or maybe the reviewers are right. Frankly with the cost of movies being so high I would rather wait for the reviews before I spend the money. I was looking forward to this movie but now I will probably give it a miss or wait and see it during the day when it is cheaper.

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  29. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The brilliance of the original Ghostbusters was that it actually had, visually at least, some pretty fucking scary scenes; a possessed Sigourney Weaver levitating, a pretty scary looking canine monsters sitting in front of a temple every bit as freaky as anything out of a Indiana Jones film. But these scenes are always offset by a damned fucking good script that keeps them lighthearted and sardonic. Bill Murray is a godsend in these kinds of films, but kudos to all the cast, in particular Rick Moranis, who somehow simultaneously makes the fearsome Vinz Clortho the Keymaster seem like accountant to the demigods.

    I really wish Hollywood was still capable of making a film like Ghostbusters, that could so cleverly balance such seemingly incompatible elements in one film, sometimes in one bloody shot.

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  30. Net effect of the petition... by ThomasBHardy · · Score: 2

    Protester fanbois protest site that aggregates reviews, screaming "Stop saying it's bad".

    Net effect: An even larger audience reading articles about the petition realize it's a bad movie and don't go.

    Way go to! /tumbsup

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    1. Re:Net effect of the petition... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Protester fanbois protest site that aggregates reviews, screaming "Stop saying it's bad".

      Net effect: An even larger audience reading articles about the petition realize it's a bad movie and don't go.

      Way go to! /tumbsup

      They're doing it wrong - they should be using shaming language: "The only people who don't like this movie are misogynist/sexist/racist/". Although, this method appeared to have mixed results for Ghostbusters...

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  31. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by TWX · · Score: 1

    I've heard that supposedly it made its budget back finally.

    Thing is, its budget doesn't include things like publicity and distribution. I saw tie-ins for insurance, for restaurants, even an hour-long special about the eighties with a grossly-disproportionate segment right at the end about Ray Parker Jr. and the original *Ghostbusters Theme*, and I'm pretty sure that it was paid for by those attempting to publicize the new movie.

    They may have made the original shooting/production budget back, but I suspect they've got a long way to go before they are actually in the black.

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  32. Why not do it the usual way? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Change.org, WTF?? The usual way to prevent comic book movies getting bad reviews is to send the reviewers death threats.

    1. Re:Why not do it the usual way? by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

      They could start a group who's sole purpose to go out and protest the verbal brutality of these reviewers. I don't know ... maybe call it D.C. Reviews Matter. It's sure to generate lots of media attention, provided they can peacefully protest.

    2. Re:Why not do it the usual way? by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

      Actually it should say D.C. Universe Matters. (don't know why i can't edit afterwards ...)

  33. I'll say what we're all thinking: by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    SS is a hot mess.
    Harley Quinn is not golden age DC. And her shorts are too short. It's disgusting objectification.

    DC just wants a giant hit like Guardians of the Galaxy or Deadpool, why are you haeting on them for trying to jump on the bandwagon?!!

    Also, it doesn't matter that the Enterprise can beat a Imperial Star Destroyer, Defiant would mop the floor with both of them.
    Ginger? Maryanne? There's a third option, you know.

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    1. Re:I'll say what we're all thinking: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All I can tell from this psychotic rambling is that you don't like short-shorts and given the choice, you'd fuck Gilligan.

    2. Re:I'll say what we're all thinking: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Harley Quinn is not golden age DC. And her shorts are too short. It's disgusting objectification.

      I'm sold. Where do I order tickets online?

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    3. Re:I'll say what we're all thinking: by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Ginger? Maryanne? There's a third option, you know.

      Both?

    4. Re:I'll say what we're all thinking: by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Ginger? Maryanne? There's a third option, you know.

      Bailey Quarters!

    5. Re:I'll say what we're all thinking: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Harley Quinn is not golden age DC. And her shorts are too short. It's disgusting objectification.

      I'm sold. Where do I order tickets online?

      Well, KAT is gone, but TPB is still around.

      Seriously though, what kind of person sees some hot ass in short shorts and goes DISGUSTING OBJECTIFICATION HURGH BLURGH, and why do they have to Slashdot

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  34. Signs and Portents for bad films by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    "... which stars Will Smith"
      And yet people are shocked at the bad reviews. At this point if you see Will Smith in a film, you should proceed carefully.

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    1. Re:Signs and Portents for bad films by geek · · Score: 1

      I actually used to really like Will. He could be funny and serious. He actually has some range, unlike his wife he plays one stuck up bitch role after another. Then he started getting political and I tuned him out.

    2. Re:Signs and Portents for bad films by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Ha! My first thought when I watched the first trailer was "Fuck, Will Smith again." I agree, I'm so damned tired of seeing him.

    3. Re:Signs and Portents for bad films by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      I saw Jaden Smiths tweets and immediately became concerned about both parents. Will Smith at least seemed like he had a good head on his shoulders years ago. His wife I don't have enough data points about.

    4. Re:Signs and Portents for bad films by WallyL · · Score: 1

      s/Will Smith/Adam Sandler/g;

    5. Re:Signs and Portents for bad films by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I should be illegal for Adam Sandler to even make films. I have no idea why Netflix thought it was a good idea to give him any money. The guy peaked with his "They're All Gonna Laugh at You!" album and somehow launch a movie career from it.

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  35. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    But they generally don't.

  36. Re:sigh... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I'd love to believe that Deadpool will signal studios to start making superhero films for adults. I doubt it, though. I'm even afraid of what the next Deadpool will be like, likely with a bigger budget which means everything will be filtered through a pack of accountants and marketers, which will likely render it an emasculated impotent copy of what was for me one of the best theater experiences I've had in about a quarter century.

    The whole audience was laughing out loud when I went. It was just so fantastic to finally have a theater experience again that felt like a social gathering.

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  37. Actually, Trailer/Movie Dichotomy by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My understanding (from a couple of people I know who were involved with the movie) was that the first pass (ie at the end of filming in July of 201) of the movie was disappointing, but serviceable (ie make its money back in the theatres and turn a profit on streaming and DVDs). Test audiences' biggest problem was that they didn't know many of the various minor villains (ie Killer Croc, Deadshot and Captain Boomerang) and were confused by Harley Quinn because in the cartoons, she has a definite costume and doesn't use a baseball bat.

    Then the trailer was created which made it seem like a *much* different movie than it actually was. The trailer, (see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...) generated a lot of buzz due to the energy the characters gave off which wasn't in the original film. The Warner suits realized that there was a disconnect between the trailer and reality, so early last fall, they ordered a script update with reshoots so that the movie would better match the trailer.

    The script changes were complete and new filming was finishing up in Vancouver when Deadpool came out and did not affect the final version of the film. It may have confirmed the Warner suits' that they were on the right track, but Deadpool didn't force the decision one way or another. I was told in December that Warner had managed to turn a fair movie that avid comic book readers will like into a "shitty" one that wouldn't work for anybody with the script and filming changes.

    The DC Universe movie problems go a lot deeper than trying to copy Deadpool or Avengers movies - it basically comes from a lack of central planning that Marvel/Disney/Sony have in spades as well as difficulty in listening to the casual movie goer.

    One of the friends, who's a PA on Suicide Squad, said that fanboys know the characters and that's who DC/Warner tends to listen to rather than somebody off the street who has heard of Batman and Superman but can't name anybody in their rogue's gallery other than The Joker and Lex Luthor and needs an introductory movie for them and the universe, the same way Marvel does.

    1. Re:Actually, Trailer/Movie Dichotomy by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The DC Universe movie problems go a lot deeper than trying to copy Deadpool or Avengers movies - it basically comes from a lack of central planning that Marvel/Disney/Sony have in spades as well as difficulty in listening to the casual movie goer.

      Personally, I just don't find the DC movies interesting or entertaining. They seem to take themselves *way* too seriously and, quite frankly, lose their purpose. They often don't depict worlds in which I would ever want to live. They really lost me during The Dark Knight, when Batman is conflicted dealing with the Joker (played amazingly by Heath Ledger) who is clearly a nonredeemable sociopath. He lets Joker kill many civilians police rather than simply ending him. When you're sitting the theater, thinking to yourself, "why doesn't he just kill this fucker?" the movie has jumped the shark in a bad way. I understand Batman's angst, but there's a hard limit and the movie makers blew it.

      I find Superman (the man and movies) even more boring and pointless, but Spiderman is the worst. I have no plans to *ever* see Batman vs. Superman or any of the recent and upcoming Spiderman films.

      To be fair, "Captain America: Civil War", was pretty boring and repetitive too in many places and the "conflict" pedestrian that could be solved by everyone sitting down and actually listening to each other - but that would require way less CGI...

      Deadpool was great.

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    2. Re:Actually, Trailer/Movie Dichotomy by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is why we keep getting re-hashed, re-make movies with the same old characters. Apparently audiences can't handle new characters without extensive introduction and explanation.

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  38. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by barc0001 · · Score: 1

    > I thought groupthink was limited to /. and reddit but I see it is alive and well in new areas now:

    You, uh, thought very wrong. Groupthink is everywhere. Look no further than politics to see it writ large.

  39. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by gameboyhippo · · Score: 2

    Suicide Squad is DC, not Marvel. Yes, the Marvel series are good, but I don't think Marvel movies and TV shows is good evidence for or against whether there is a bias against DC movies.

  40. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    What they are claiming is there is a bias *towards* the MCU and *against* the DCCU (Suicide Squad is DC). While I don't necessarily agree, I will say Batman vs Superman was a lot better than critics gave it credit for.

  41. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by TWX · · Score: 1

    Don't count on it. I was reading on the business of making movies and the consensus is that since Ghostbusters is supposed to be a comedy first, it cost far, far too much to make this movie compared to what they got. Normally comedies are carried on the skills of the performers. Even the original 1984 Ghostbusters featured fairly spartan numbers of effects, many of them practical with techniques like film double-exposure, suspension rigs for the actors (Sigourney Weaver floating), and physical things like the egg-countertop scene. The big effects like the final battle with Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had plenty of practical elements and the scenes relied on the skill of the actors to pull them off more than on just the effects.

    I understand that this 2016 version featured lots and lots of computer effects, far more than the original. That gets expensive and quickly.

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  42. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Suicide Squad is DC, not Marvel. Yes, the Marvel series are good, but I don't think Marvel movies and TV shows is good evidence for or against whether there is a bias against DC movies.

    I'd say the best evidence there isn't a bias is that most people (like the op demonstrated) don't know the difference. They just see a comic book movie and I don't that's a bad thing. It shouldn't matter either way who owns the IP to the end viewer.

  43. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You heard wrong - as of today it's made about $150 million but ~half that goes to the theaters showing the movie and that doesn't include the marketing costs which are estimated to be upwards of another $100 million.

    Worse, the movie is not allowed to be shown in China (it might give people the idea that ghosts are real or something) so foreign box office take is very very low.

    It's bombed.

  44. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by vux984 · · Score: 1

    I realized afterwards the complaint was about DC movies... not marvel... and yeah... that's a harder list.

    Green Lantern crities panned it (25%) but the audience didn't like it much better (45%); and I think the rating is fair.

    Watchmen did ok... 65% and 71% and although I liked it, for what it was, the movie really was only ok; but it had pacing issues in the directors cut, and didn't make enough sense in the theatrical release.

    I haven't seen the Losers or Jonah Hex, so won't comment on them; except to note that both were rated dismally by critics AND audiences alike.

    V for Vendetta picked up 73% and 90%; and I quite liked it.

    As for Batman or Superman films. (The Batman Reboot ("Dark Knight") obviously did very well with critics; and Superman did well if not as well. The constant re-re-booting of the franchise with new casting isn't doing it any favors... and the public at large still holds a special place in their hearts for Reeve's superman.

    Superman v Batman; where the critics gave it 27% and the audience gives it 65% is really the only disconnect between critics and audiences... and that makes sense. Its as stupid as a bag of hammers. Anyone looking at the movie critically has to accept that its just that dumb. And then it took itself way too seriously for how stupid a concept it was. But it does a lot of fan service too so I can see why the audience was more accepting of it. (especially since the audience is self-selecting people who WANT to go see batman v superman...)

    So again... no I don't think there is a bias against the DC extended universe. They just need to make better movies.

  45. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    It made less than $50mil in its opening weekend and basically got creamed after that by Star Trek and Secret Life of Pets. Or to put it in perspective: The Killing Joke made $3.2 million on a monday night with only two showings on a single screen in a handful of theaters around the country. Ghostbusters made $3.4 million.

    The production budget alone was around $150 million, and another $100 million was spent on marketing. Enforced narratives aside Ghostbusters was pretty much a disaster for the studio.

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  46. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    Sure it's only 32% on RT. That's not unsalvageable. Or even that bad - I've liked movies that gotten far lower scores.

    All it means is it's likely just a summer blockbuster that's enjoyable for the two hours you're there, but that's it. You're not going to get any life changing revelations, new insights, or anything else.

    it's just a disposable movie that's enjoyable and forgettable. If you want to escape your dreary life for a couple of hours, it'll be perfect.

    Far too many people put too much into a review - basically a 5 star review is the cinematic equivalent of literature - something everyone should see to make themselves a better person, etc. etc. etc.

    But I've found that's not me. I don't want plots full of subtext and hidden symbolism. I just want an escape - give me two hours to enter a fantasy world, believe I belong there during that time, and wrap it up.

    For me, the best movies typically score 3-4 stars, or even 2 stars. Leaving 1 star for the truly dreadful movies.

    At 32%, it's probably watchable.

  47. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I mis-read it. And posted a follow up to try and rectify the mistake.

    But the notion that there is industry wide bias against DC movies vs Marvel movies among movie reviewers is kind of ridiculous.

    While I do know the difference -- I promise -- you'll note I only mentioned Marvel titles in my OP :) let me keep my nerd card! Nevertheless, the sibling post suggesting I didn't know the difference still makes an excellent argument, with respect to "to most reviewers" its just going to be a "comic book movie".

  48. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by vux984 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, I misread the original summary, and made a follow up post to look at DC titles.

    " I will say Batman vs Superman was a lot better than critics gave it credit for."

    Rotten tomatoes tends to agree with you. There is a big disconnect between critics and audiences on that one... 27% to 65%. However, I think the critics are "right" in the sense that if you try to look at that movie with a critical eye that it's as dumb as a bag of hammers. But it's a 'fan service' movie. So the audiences that went to see, by and large, got what they wanted and were happy with it.

  49. It's supposed to be dark by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Heck, even the name tells you that.

    If you want sweetness and light, you're in the wrong playroom, sweetcheeks

    Seeing it tonight!

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  50. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Amerika, were the stupid censors you. - Yeah I think that sums it up... American society has been becoming more and more brain dead in the recent years. We're devolving into spoiled little children, who only listen to those they agree with and want to kick and scream when they disagree. The internet has just been making things worse, the G.I.F.T. (penny arcade) is quite appropriate to describe society at large.

  51. political correctness 101 by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

    a petition to stop bad reviews? c'mon people ... p.c. 101 = we believe in free speech that we agree with ...

    as far as "suicide squad" goes - I loved the "Batman: Assault on Arkham" animated flick. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it (my local library system has it on dvd) - very much not for the youngsters though (PG-13 all the way) ...

    to be honest, I've been turned off by any film with Wil Smith in it for quite a while - so I probably wouldn't have seen it anyway (even had a chance to get a free ticket and passed). DC does straight to dvd/whatever animated films very well - and keeps releasing terrible live action movies ...

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  52. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

    I have found that I tend not to enjoy DC compared to Marvel movies. I'm pretty indifferent about the universes but my general opinion is outside of Batman and his villains, the characters are boring. This is compared to Marvel who have far too many damn characters for me to care about (how many were in Days of Future Past that I can't remember at all?).

    With the current round of MCU - Marvel built up a pretty good pace. Here's some characters people know and let's build on it. Let's make some fun movies and go. Granted Civil War was pretty meh as were the Thor offerings but on the whole, pretty solid films overall. GotG was something I thought would be a stupid idea and it worked perfectly.

    For DC - outside of Nolan and Burton's Batman films and Reeve's Supermans, I can't think of one DC movie I liked otherwise. I wouldn't have known V for Vendetta or Watchmen were DC without being reminded. Same for Constantine. Man of Steel was so bad, I just don't care about any future offerings. Superman Returns was miserably dull. Catwoman? Green Lantern? Goodness. Having a DC name on it is more of a curse in my mind than anything else.

    I'm not opposed to a dour Superman concept but goodness, Man of Steel was just all over the place. I liked the idea of a young Clark Kent being a drifter, struggling with his purpose on the planet Earth and ultimately deciding to be a hero on his own free will. But all that was undone when Zod forced him into the role instead. They should have kept it simple - like a planet ending asteroid and seeing people come together to try to save the planet and fail, forcing him to act. And ditched the Jesus mess. Then you coulda gone with "how does Earth today respond to an all powerful being?" in Bats v Sups. Absolutely makes sense - perhaps Zod shows up, perhaps it's whatever Luthor made. Could have been a much better and more compelling universe that builds naturally into Justice League rather than feeling like it's being hamfisted into movies.

  53. Has change.org actually ever changed anything? by mark-t · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... or were the site creators just going for irony?

    1. Re:Has change.org actually ever changed anything? by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's "changed" the minds of people into thinking that the elite actually care about the common class ...

  54. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2

    Why is this modded down? The AC is right:

    To be "certified fresh" it has to have a rating of 75% or better.

    75% is Rotten Tomatoes' "cut-off" for "Certified Fresh." In order to receive the badge, after a certain number of reviews are received, the movie has to have a rating of 75% or better. Ghostbusters 2016 got close (73%), but it didn't quite hit that.

    Yet it got to be "certified fresh" anyway for ... some reason. (Hm, wonder what that might be.) Despite not meeting the criteria required for that badge.

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  55. Re:The new American Paradigm by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Too much lynch mob sh*t floating around, it all started with the Tea Party and has now poisoned half of the nation...

    It goes a little further back than the Tea Party. The current vulgar lynch mob shit started with right-wing talk radio. You know the names. It's two minutes hate for the uneducated.

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  56. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

    It was terrible and highly sexist. A sex object male secretary and "safety switches are for boys."

    "That's the joke." The joke is that he's supposed to be a gender-swapped version of the traditional movie female role. Which would make more sense if Janine fit that role, which she - well, didn't. Which is why he also takes on Dana's roll of "the possessed friend" later in the movie, because Dana does better fit the joke they're trying to make.

    Except they forget to play up the "friendship" angle and it comes off as the Girl Ghostbusters hating him but keeping him around for literally no reason. (They don't even seem to like him as "eye candy" after the initial interview. Like, the idea is apparently supposed to be that he's kept around because they like looking at him but then they never really show that and you're left to deduce that.)

    If it had been a great movie maybe those things would be less glaring but it was a terrible movie, it wasn't funny, no suspense, no action, nothing redeeming at all.

    It's not that bad. What it ends up being is a great example of studios trying to produce a "safe" movie while at the same time being "edgy." You end up with a movie that's clearly been handed a checklist by the studio and rapidly interrupts itself to let you know what it's doing.

    There are funny moments and glimpses of what could have been a good movie. Unfortunately they're interspersed with "HEY DID YOU NOTICE THIS IS A COMEDY" and "OH BY THE WAY HERE'S AN OBVIOUS TOY PROTOTYPE FOR MATTEL" and "DID YOU REMEMBER THIS IS GHOSTBUSTERS? BECAUSE THIS IS A THING FROM GHOSTBUSTERS, WE HOPE YOU NOTICED IT. WE'LL JUST LINGER HERE A BIT. WHAT'S PACING?"

    It is a bad movie. But it's not "fun" bad. It's just bland bad. And it's annoyingly bad because there are good ideas to be found in it, but they just aren't ever allowed to breathe.

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  57. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

    Oh the irony ...

  58. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Haven't seen it, and probably won't bother, but "OK" is pretty much what I expect of it.

    The problem for me is that it's a remake, and I'm hard-pressed to think of a remake in the last 20 years that was worth the price of admission.

  59. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, when I watched Ghostbusters 2016 on opening weekend, I saw it in a packed theater and ... nah, just kidding.

    The theater was practically deserted. I think there were maybe 20 people there all told? And this was the opening weekend.

    When I went to the same theater to see Deadpool on like week three in the middle of the afternoon, the theater was literally sold out. And that's an R-rated film and it was the afternoon showing. So it's not just an unpopular theater - the new Ghostbusters film just did that poorly.

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  60. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    But it's a 'fan service' movie.

    Hmm, that probably explains why I thought it was a terrible movie. I wasn't its target audience.

  61. I have a new petition for change.org by taustin · · Score: 1

    Let's shut down change.org for being part of a Hollywood conspiracy to promote crappy movies that no one wants to see by suppressing honest reviews.

    Not that another proof was needed, but this does show on pointless change.org is.

  62. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I just want an escape

    I bet you do.

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  63. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    even an hour-long special about the eighties with a grossly-disproportionate segment right at the end about Ray Parker Jr. and the original *Ghostbusters Theme* ...which is about 3 times the amount of time spent actually writing the original "Ghostbusters" theme, as recounted by Ray Parker, Jr.

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  64. Re:The new American Paradigm by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2

    You left out "racist," "homophobe" and "islamophobe." Happy to help.

  65. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    Except I'm usually *not* a fan of DCU things... As a non-fan of both title characters, I was pleasantly surprised. My biggest complaint was Lex Luthor being extremely out of character, usually he gives himself an out/escape strategy. His character in this movie was basically a rich Joker.

  66. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by guruevi · · Score: 1

    That's Hollywood accounting though. The movie WILL make it's $100M and more, just not in the first weekend. Off course the studios will cry that it's a loss because it didn't make $1B the first weekend and thus they'll qualify for a number of government grants and bailouts while not paying their employees and artists. http://www.theatlantic.com/bus...

    It WILL gain a following (all really bad movies and all superhero movies do after all) and it will make it up in DVD sales and later on TV. There is not a single movie in the last half century that has never made it's expenses back, you just can't believe what the studio tells you about it.

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  67. Re:How is this modded informative??? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    The parent post does not know the difference between Marvel & DC Comics

    Misread the summary as saying there was a bias against marvel universe movies, instead of DC universe movies. I've corrected that error in a follow up post.

    and claims the movie is "certified fresh" at 73%, when it is actually 32% (rotten).

    And then you misread my post. I was repsonding to a post about ghostbusters' rating, so my post starts by looking at the ghostbusters (2016) rating, which is 73% by critics and 58% by audiences.

    Yes, Suicide Squad is currently at 31%. And since it hasn't been released yet, there is no audience rating yet.

    Jeez, informative??? More like a subtle Troll..

    Your too quick to jump to conclusions.

  68. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    It shouldn't matter either way who owns the IP to the end viewer.

    Clearly you haven't played DC Universe Online and seen the flame wars.

  69. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    I thought they'd intentionally merged the joker and luther, though apparently not they just had a very strange take on luther.

  70. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by guises · · Score: 2

    There is a big disconnect between critics and audiences on that one... 27% to 65%

    This is really just a problem with the methodology that Rotten Tomatoes uses. 27% just means that there is broad agreement among critics that it's not a very good movie, it doesn't mean that those critics, or any critics, would give it a rating of 2.7/10.

    It's a shame that Rotten Tomatoes functions this way, it means that an uncontroversial movie like Batman vs Superman will get a lower score than another movie which may be generally worse but more controversial. If you check Metacritic for Batman vs. Superman you'll see that the user score is pretty similar but the critic score is higher. Though, okay fine, it's still a pretty big disconnect.

  71. Why not? It works for big agriculture by walterbyrd · · Score: 2

    You are legally not allowed to criticize food. Food felony laws - Oprah Winfrey was sued for expressing her disgust about hamburger.

    Food libel laws, and ag-gag laws, gotta love them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_libel_laws

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ag-gag

  72. Re:Unamerican by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

    That's what this attack on the right to free speech is. Those 13,000 dipshits that signed it should be shipped off Stalinist Russia.

    That would require a time machine though. And if you had that, you could just go back and convince their mothers to take it in the arse or down the throat on that fateful night.

    After all, as a wise man named Ergo (The Magnificent) once said, "If you're going to wish, wish big!"

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  73. Forrest Gump made a loss by dbIII · · Score: 2

    Even Forrest Gump made a loss according to what the IRS and the writer were told when they came looking for money.
    Hollywood accounting is "special".

  74. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The "is Superman a God or a false God" theme seemed like a mismatched piece shoved in to the movie out of left field because somebody had seen "Watchman" where it made more sense and spent far less time going on about it.
    The actor did what he could but IMHO it would have been a far better movie to just cut Superman out entirely.
    Lex too, but it could be argued as an origin story and him being very different later, at a stretch.

  75. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I have found that I tend not to enjoy DC compared to Marvel movies

    I think the former is all over the place and the latter is making an effort to be consistent. Earlier I would have said that the Marvel movies were employing some talented people but Batman vs Superman has some pretty good actors that barely save it from being direct to video quality - thus the Marvel stuff is far deeper than a good cast.

  76. Re:The new American Paradigm by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It's two minutes hate for the uneducated

    Two minutes? I thought it was Rush hour.

  77. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Boronx · · Score: 1

    You can't manufacture Genius, I guess.

  78. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by LesFerg · · Score: 1

    heh, my office is in a renovated building that usedta be an old hospital ward. I walked into the toilet, slid the lock shut and then the light started buzzing and flickering off. I turned to the mirror and thought, if I see a ghostly figure wearing a hospital gown behind me I'm gonna be in a whole lot of trouble.

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  79. A pathecally bad movie defended ... by MxMatrix · · Score: 1

    ... by equally pathetic people in a pathetic way. Could the be more proof Suicide Squad is just another senseless money grabber from hollywood?

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  80. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

    Ghostbusters 2016 is still certified fresh?

    Just because you didn't like the movie doesn't mean that other people can't like it.

    Most viewersdidn't like it, most critics did. I'd trust the viewers on this one.

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  81. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    But these scenes are always offset by a damned fucking good script that keeps them lighthearted and sardonic

    Actually, the script was pretty bland. Ghostbusters, like the original Star Wars trilogy, was made by the ad-libs from the actors. I've not seen the remake because at least one of the following is true:

    • The film sucks.
    • The people who made the trailer managed to showcase the worst parts of the film.

    The claims that people don't like it because they hate women make me slightly cranky though, because judging from the trailer the film itself was misogynistic and racist. If you want to make a good film with female leads, I'd suggest that you try a few simple rules:

    • Make the characters original. Don't make a female James Bond or a female Egon. If you don't know how to do this, look at pretty much anything that Joss Whedon has ever made. Guess what, a lot of the people who hated Ghostbusters obsessively bought entire DVD boxed sets of a bunch of TV shows with female leads that didn't suck.
    • If you're going to take traditionally male stereotypes and apply them to women, pick the positive ones. Don't just make your female characters socially awkward if they're clever because 'oooh, geek stereotype, we can make that apply to women too!'. It's not edgy, it's cringe-worthy.
    • Don't pick the ethnicity of your characters until you're near the end of the script drafting process. A bunch of negative black stereotypes in a character played by a black actor doesn't make your film good.
    • Don't make 'has female leads' a selling point. If the best thing about your film is the gender (or colour) or your actors, then your film sucks. Make a good film first. If you make a good film that happens to be female led then you'll do a lot more to make female leads accepted than if you make a crap film that shouts how proud it is that all of the leads are women.
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  82. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Fans get very upset when you criticise the things they like, even if you clearly state that you think the thing is mostly great and enjoyable and it's just these few issues you have that stop it being perfect. And then they pile in and demand you stop criticising, claiming you are trying to censor them... It's like they lose all self awareness.

    First it was video games, now comic book movies... It's getting more common, and we need to stop it.

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  83. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by JustBoo · · Score: 1

    "That's the joke." The joke is that he's supposed to be a gender-swapped version of the traditional movie female role.

    First, if you have to analyze and explain a joke, that means it is not funny. Not funny at all.

    Also taking a painfully obvious premise (oh look! we've switched genders, ha... hohum) that has been done before and beating it to death for 2 hours wears thin in 10 minutes. This is the usual "take a short SNL sketch, good for 5 minutes of amusement, and turn it into a bad 2 hour bomb." They keep doing this. Then when people do not like it, they claim it's "the people that are the problem," not the crappy movie. And the Skiddies fell for it. Typical, all if it, just typical (and boring).

  84. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's explained here, and on Wikipedia:

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com...

    Long story short, it gets the seal if it goes over 75% and has a minimum number of reviews from top critics, and keeps it unless it then falls below 70%. So there is a dead band to stop it toggling on and off rapidly if it's just on the limit, which is kinda important if companies are going to use it in the marketing.

    No conspiracy, that's just how it has always worked. That's why the AC was modded down, he's just repeating a Reddit conspiracy theory that is easily disproven with 10 seconds of research.

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  85. Another source of good collective nouns by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Wondermark, #566. Supernatural collective nouns.

    How about a malevolence of Trolls?

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  86. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by RevRagnarok · · Score: 1

    FYI, the term for the "dead band" is hysteresis. The more you know...

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  87. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    You misunderstand.

    I value opposing viewpoints, even if I don't agree with them.

    As Vexxed so eloquently quotes

    (British) Political Philosopher John Stewart Mill (1806-1873) made an argument for free speech including that of hate speech for a good reason, too:

    He argued that if we censor hate speech our fundamental beliefs of what is right and wrong are not tested.

    If our beliefs are aren't argued against then we don't attempt to rationalize what we believe to be true. We don't think about why our beliefs are right.

    When we don't question our beliefs we don't think about them.

    And when we don't think about our beliefs we don't learn new things. We don't advance and improve our thoughts about what is right and wrong.

    Even if someone's argument is wrong it still serves a purpose of making us rationalize and check our beliefs and even improve them.
    Being able to listen to an argument that is wrong lets us understand what makes an argument wrong and improve our own beliefs from learning from someone else's failure.

  88. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "The joke is that he's supposed to be a gender-swapped version of the traditional movie female role."

    That isn't a joke, it's just reverse sexism. Reverse sexism isn't going to work. You can't cure sexism with more sexism any more than you can cure hate with more hate. The same as racism. Stop trying to teach the next generation that sexism is funny.

    "Which is why he also takes on Dana's roll of "the possessed friend" later in the movie, because Dana does better fit the joke they're trying to make."

    Other than being played by someone attractive, how does Dana fit that role any better than Janine? She was a strong and intelligent female character.

  89. Growth and all things by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I have a theory about why Marvel has largely been more successful than DC. I don't think it is really all the writers or the movie makers fault. I believe the fault is a factor of two things. Firstly while not total, a very large chunk of the viewers of said movies are an older audience, who for nostalgia reasons desire to see super heros of their youth. The problem with that is they are no longer kids anymore, but need to be able to still connect with the movie, that is to say that the movie needs to be more "adult" than for "kids". The second factor influences the first in that if you look at the growth of heros in DC VS Marvel over the years (say the last 20), in general many of the Marvel heros "matured", where as most of those in DC did not, other than a few examples, and some of those in weird "alternate" universes that are generally seen as not cannon (i.e. Supes in Red Son is pretty dark, but no one is going to take that as anything but an interesting spin off).

    So for example DC Batman was successful more less because there was plenty of examples of him being pretty dark prior to the movie (and the type of hero he was to begin with). However many of the kiddy or silly heros have a harder time transitioning to a more adult theme. Take Green Lantern for example. At the very core, this is a pretty silly superhero. He thinks of a big mallet hammer and bonks bad guys on the head. It is hard to make that really all that relateable to an adult audience. Shazam is another example. While there was that one example of a pretty dark Shazam battling Superman, for the most part you have a hero that is a kid, who turns into a man with powers, by a wizard on command. Pretty silly and hard to translate to an adult audience. However on the Marvel side of things, take a very similar hero in Thor. In the original, it was about a old blind guy with a cane that found a hammer, who can turn into "Thor" by wielding it. Over the years, this morphed into Thor being an actual God who interacts with humanity. My personal favorite version (Ultimate I believe), is where they leave Thor's origin as somewhat ambiguous, where Thor believes he is the God of Thunder from Azguard, however much of the other Avengers think he is a mutant, or just some guy with superpowers who is a bit crazy/nuts/delusional but fights for good so they don't really press the issue too much. Another example on the other side of things is Marvel's Fantastic 4. There have been a lot of swings and misses, and terrible movies made. Again, not so much with perhaps the movies themselves (though I don't think they did themselves a lot of favors either), but the heros themselves are pretty silly, and never really matured. It is hard to take a movie like that seriously no matter how well they might have produced it (which none really were anyway).

    As an extreme example It'd be like DC making a "Wonder Twins" movie and then wondering why it wasn't all that successful with an adult audience.... Then trying again however making it dark and brooding, Zan addicted to opium and having to defeat his own daemons while Jayna suffers from severe depression issues brought on by a terrible childhood... Then wondering why the audience found it ridiculous. Form of a script, shape of a movie!

  90. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by mink · · Score: 1

    Went on a Tuesday after opening and there were only 4 empty seats in the theater (3D showing) at 7:45 PM. The 2D IMAX was full as was the regular 2D screen. Theaters were this sold at 10:00 AM that day when I purchased the tickets on-line (I could see the sold seats because this theater does assigned seating).

    Everyone's market will have different people and different turnouts.

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  91. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Rotten Tomatoes shows that the average rating was in fact 4.1 out of 10; which matches metacritic's pretty well.

    While the 29% just means that 70% of critics "didn't like it".

    I'm not sure that represents a problem with the methodology; since they give both numbers, and both numbers mean something useful.

    I suppose you could question which number means "more", given they make one number much bigger than the other. But if they are including a lot of critic reviews which are simply yay or nay then maybe assigning a score to those on a scale of 1 to 10 would be less honest.

  92. Re:The New Stupid: Censor what I don't agree with by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    All of /. thinks echo chambers are bad.

    Nothing suspicious to see here ... move along.

  93. Re:Waiting for the Porn Parody by mink · · Score: 1

    Suicide-Girls Squad?

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  94. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by MercTech · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen someone trying to tell a joke and laughing so hard at their joke they can't tell it well enough for anyone else to know what they are talking about?
        You have the simplified plot of the Ghostbuster's Reboot.
            Add characters written as SJW type sexist and racist stereotypes and you have the overview.

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  95. Butthurt Brigade by huckamania · · Score: 1

    They will gleefully call out Matt Damon for staring in a movie about the Great Wall of China, declaring it is 'yellow face' even if he is not playing an Asian (I don't know, I'm guessing). But ignore an all-black Hamilton musical or an all-female Ghostbusters. They would never ever consider saying 'white face' or 'dick face', but those would be equivalent terms.

    Straight white males are free game in today's society.

    1. Re:Butthurt Brigade by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, I could not care less about either casting decisions in Hamilton or Ghostbusters. One is supposedly really good and the other is at best meh.

    2. Re:Butthurt Brigade by dywolf · · Score: 1

      They aren't calling it yellow face.
      They're calling it white savior. Because that's what it is.

      If and when white people ever have a representation problem in Broadway, then you will have a point.
      But we're a long way from that ever being a reality.

      The Ghostbusters don't have an inherent identity associated with the characters. They could be played by anyone.
      But making a movie about say, Mulan, an ancient Chinese folk hero, and casting Angelina Jolie in it instead of say Constance Wu would be a problem.

      It's called whitewashing is she merely is cast in the role.
      It's yellow face if they also try to present her as Chinese.
      And White Savior would be if they changed the story to include a European character, played by Matt Damon, save the day instead of Mulan.

      Hollywood has historically engaged in rather a lot of all three. Such as Paul Muni in the Good Earth, Katherine Hepburn in Dragon Seed, and of course Warner Oland who became famous playing the character Charlie Chan.

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  96. Rotten tomatoes petition by ChewieJenkins · · Score: 1

    I started a petition on change.org to keep that guy from being able to start petitions anymore.

  97. Re:I'd be sympathetic to Rotten Tomatoes but... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    The people who made the trailer managed to showcase the worst parts of the film.

    Don't forget, Trailers Always Lie.I've lost count of the number of trailers where the tone of the movie was radically different from what was presented in its official trailer. Pixar makes pretty good films, but the trailers are crafted (with extra sound effects and out-of-context statements) to get the 8-year-old boys to drag their families to the theater.