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Apple's Response To Diversity Criticism: 'We Had a Canadian' Onstage at iPhone 7 Event (mic.com)

Mic published a report last week in which it criticized the gender divide at Apple's last two iPhone events. The reporter noted that at iPhone 7 event, women spoke for roughly eight minutes at stage compared to men, who spoke for 99. Furthermore, most of the women and people of color who appeared onstage weren't Apple representatives. An Apple spokesperson, who shared the information "off-the-record", had a weird response. The email read, "We may have different interpretations of diversity." The email continues, via Mic report, "he pointed to 'two African-Americans' who spoke at the keynote, neither of whom are actually employed by Apple. He also mentioned 'a Canadian, and a British woman.'"

The reporter has defended the use of "off-the-record" information, noting that Apple PR didn't warn her beforehand -- and as an important ethic in journalism -- they didn't reach an agreement before the Apple PR decided to share things.

Glenn Greenwald writes:They're 100% right. Nobody can unilaterally decree "off the record". Requires a mutual agreement or it doesn't exist.

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  1. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, speaking time should be determined by genitals?

    The real tragedy is that most of the talking time was taken up by brown eyed people. As someone with green eyes, I am offended.

    1. Re:Who cares? by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, the keynote was held in english. I demand that the keynote should be held in languages that match the language distribution in the population. Otherwise you will offend foreign speakers.

    2. Re:Who cares? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot to mention that due to the enablement of microaggressive behavior the cisgender white males in IT are enabled to exclude others. This triggering behavior shouldn't be tolerated in 2016. By introducing the concepts of hug boxes and safe spaces in IT we can make it more inclusive and even more profitable for everyone!

    3. Re:Who cares? by Cyberpunk+Reality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you mean "foreign speakers"? Apple doesn't make its money in the US, according to Apple. Maybe the whole thing should have been Irish. Or Mandarin, but I really doubt Apple cares whether its slaves can understand the ritual or not.

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    4. Re:Who cares? by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Power imbalance reinforced by exposure to stereotyped junior roles for women

      Oh, fuck off. Women at Apple work at all levels of responsibility, from interns to SVPs.

      -jcr

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    5. Re:Who cares? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the whole thing should have been Irish.

      Do you know what language most Irish people speak? Hint: It is not Irish.

    6. Re:Who cares? by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was also not mentioned, that oppressive white cis patriarchy established society that unfairly exploited women and now to bring it back to historical equality the society must actively discriminate against all males. We should probably just put all men into re-education camps away from children, because why won't you think of the children?!

    7. Re:Who cares? by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The real point is to pressure Apple into giving money to some advocacy groups.

    8. Re:Who cares? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I've been there, pinhead. I've seen them.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Who cares? by bfpierce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "media events spotlighting"

      Pretty sure none of my role models in technology had any media spotlight what so ever. Most of that is at most a mention in a textbook.

      Maybe stop looking for role models on the tv or twitter. If you're idea of 'getting into IT' is 'standing up on a podium and talking about products and synergies' you're looking at the wrong degree. Get an MBA.

    10. Re:Who cares? by x0ra · · Score: 1, Funny

      Women and their views and needs are MORE important for companies interested in SELLING products (that means around 100% of them).

      Isn't that why they make a pink iPhone ?

    11. Re:Who cares? by x0ra · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why "just" SVP ? Tim needs to time-share the CEO position with a women, a trans, a black, a blue, and a yellow.

    12. Re:Who cares? by x0ra · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why should your brain eye color be determined by your physical eye color ? Don't you know that eye color is a social construct ? My blue eyes should not mislead you, I am truly brown eye colored !

    13. Re:Who cares? by bfpierce · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you can't understand the difference between 'Computer Science' and 'Business'.

    14. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      If you call someone a pitiful idiot, you should probably expect to be modded down. That's not moderation abuse.

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    15. Re:Who cares? by x0ra · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the point being made, it shouldn't be.

      It isn't.

    16. Re:Who cares? by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Bingo!

    17. Re:Who cares? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      im not sure if you are actually serious, or just an amazing troll, because your posts on this thread have got to be some of the dumbest things ive read in ages

      thanks for the laugh (and if serious...seek help)

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    18. Re:Who cares? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      what does empathy have ANYTHING at all to do with any of this??

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    19. Re:Who cares? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The real tragedy is that most of the talking time was taken up by brown eyed people. As someone with green eyes, I am offended.

      Congratulations on being able to identify differences that preschoolers practice watching Sesame Street.

      Now try something more challenging, like identifying where differences lead to different socioeconomic treatment in our society, while other difference do not impact status and class. (I'm not sure what the university equivalent of Sesame Street might be, but maybe it's what most of you need)

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    20. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Power imbalance reinforced by exposure to stereotyped junior roles for women causes girls at the earliest ages to avoid IT due to lack of role models.

      I see this idea, a lot, and it's interesting to think about. There probably is some amount of truth to it, but it's almost certainly not the only explanation. I doubt it's even the majority of the explanation personally, but I could be wrong. The problem is, how do you prove it?

      I'd also like to point out that while there are plenty of men in IT, IT in general is still not seen as an exciting job by society, and the men there tend to get very unflattering characterizations in the media - "tech bros", "neckbeards", etc. Why are these negative stereotypes not a problem for boys?

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    21. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the whole thing should have been Irish.

      Do you know what language most Irish people speak? Hint: It is not Irish.

      It is not English either. badaboom.

    22. Re:Who cares? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Why "just" SVP ? Tim needs to time-share the CEO position with a women, a trans, a black, a blue, and a yellow.

      Pardon my ignorance, what is "a blue?"

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    23. Re:Who cares? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Do you know that there are more Irish in America than in Ireland? Hint: They don't speak Irish, Gaelic or even English.

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    24. Re:Who cares? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      But that someone is 110010001000. To be fair, this time he was being ironic.

      Jzanu is correct. Because women spend much more money than men, most marketing is aimed at women and most companies cater to women.
      Jzanu is also correct in calling 110010001000 a pitiful idiot even though that particular post of his was a joke.
      Jzanu would also be correct calling anyone who actually believes in that shit a pitiful idiot.

    25. Re:Who cares? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I believe you are referring to Gaelic.

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    26. Re:Who cares? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      It may be very tough to find a blue, but you forgot the greens.

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    27. Re:Who cares? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Maybe one of these guys, if not I am at a loss.

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    28. Re:Who cares? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      People who don't agree with the socjus narrative apparently lack it. Of course, this is just an ad hominem issued to cover up the fact their own position not only lacks empathy, it dehumanizes as it 'deconstructs' what it doesn't approve of.

    29. Re:Who cares? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about colour, is it might actually be a social construct of sorts. I mean sure, you can define frequency ranges for response etc, but there's more to it because perception plays a huge part. Go and get yourself a blue blocking filter. Then look a the sea and sky. At that point descriptions such as respectively wine dark and bronze start to make a lot more sense. The ancient Greeks didn't even have a word for blue.

      In fact, the only society of ancient which did were the Egyptians, who were also the only society of the era who had any sort of blue dye.

      Language and therefore society has a significant enough effect that one could argue that color is a social construct. IOW humans, eh?

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    30. Re:Who cares? by eples · · Score: 1

      Power imbalance reinforced by exposure to stereotyped junior roles for women causes girls at the earliest ages to avoid IT due to lack of role models. Loss of those unique viewpoints decreases company adaptability and capacity for marketable innovations. That means the ultimate losers are all investors, and society itself.

      That's like saying I'm not 7ft tall because when I was in first grade someone told me most people are 5'8".

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    31. Re:Who cares? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      wrong, I had no role models for becoming interested in computers at age 10 in 1974, I did it myself

      Why does another group need role models, encouragement, unfair hiring practices, etc. to even some miniscule percent representation?

      maybe women in general don't like the tech side of IT. just putting that suggestion out there

    32. Re:Who cares? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      So, speaking time should be determined by genitals?

      It shouldn't be. According to the summary it is: "The reporter noted that at iPhone 7 event, women spoke for roughly eight minutes at stage compared to men, who spoke for 99." That is what's being criticized.

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    33. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You make a good point, and I fully support your efforts to enact a massive change in our children's attitudes towards how they see the world. But until your efforts are successful, your points aren't really relevant to our society as it stands.

      Children in particular, and people in general, respond to high status role models they can see while they're still figuring out what they want to do. True, if some Ethiopian kid happens to discover an inborn aptitude for and love of chemistry, he'll probably go seeking obscure but accomplished Ethiopian chemists to be his heroes. But for the rest of us, who tend to be more round than pointy (in other words, our natural talents could take us in quite a few directions, and don't obviously push us towards field over another), we are highly influenced by the kinds of people we see valued by society. When we see Bill Gates in the news for his wealth and philanthropy, we don't want to go into computer science because we think it's a great way to start giving speeches and starting educational foundations--we do it because we see that being good at developing technology into a product is a way to achieve wealth and status, which tells us that on some level its a worthwhile pursuit. People don't decide to become astrophysicists because they want to go on talk shows like Neil Degrasse Tyson, but going on talk shows is a great way to show a huge audience why science is interesting, and that on some level, society finds scientists interesting and worthwhile.

      And influencing people early on is pretty powerful. Learning that athletes are revered when you're thirty won't do much except maybe change your hobbies. Seeing an Olympian win a sport you've never thought about before when you're thirteen, or three, and deciding you love that sport could lead you to develop the skills and traits to become great at it while your body and mind are still at their most malleable.

      Speaking of computer programming in particular, I believe in the idea that being great at coding requires a logical engineers brain, but also an aptitude for learning language. In terms of the latter, there is a critical period when we are young before which we basically learn languages effortlessly. After this point, the amount of effort it takes to learn a new language decreases steadily until adulthood. So it doesn't surprise me that many of the best programmers I know learned their first programming languages while they were very young. This doesn't mean that it's impossible to be a great programmer if you start learning in college, or that nobody does it, but it is a strong influence. And if you're telling one group of kids from a very young age that they could be the next Mark Zuckerberg if they really try, and another group doesn't even start learning about programming until they've developed enough maturity and experience to decide, "Screw society's expectations, I want to learn programming," guess which group is going to have the numbers?

    34. Re:Who cares? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Language of colors is interesting. For example, the name of the color "Orange" was derived from the fruit, not the other way around. Before there was a word for the color orange, people said "red-yellow".

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    35. Re:Who cares? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real point is to pressure Apple into giving money to some advocacy groups.

      How about the IRS to start?

      Amen to that. Unfortunately, Apple lacks the, uh, ... courage.

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    36. Re:Who cares? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Why "just" SVP ? Tim needs to time-share the CEO position with a women, a trans, a black, a blue, and a yellow.

      The show was called RWBY, not BWBY. Although maybe the lead could've been Blueby Blose...

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    37. Re: Who cares? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      So there was no gender stereotyping when Grace Hopper became an Admiral in the US Navy and computing pioneer in the 50s? What role models did she need? Was she discouraged by the fact that all the other admirals were white males?

      I didn't have any role models that got me into IT, I got into it because I enjoyed messing with computers. Has the patriarchy banned girls from owning computers or are they just less interested in IT?

      How about we start talking about the lack of diversity in teaching and nursing given that they're a bit more important than who gives speeches at some bullshit product launch.

    38. Re:Who cares? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure we should promote those reasons for entering a field. Go into computer science because it's interesting/rewarding and have aptitude for it, not just because it happens to pay well. Encouraging people to choose it for the latter when they lack the former will lead to misery for them and for society.

      Using zuckerberg as an example to aspire to doesn't do much for your argument either.

    39. Re:Who cares? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I sexually identify as an Irish person.

      Except during Oktoberfest, when I am German.

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    40. Re:Who cares? by rubypossum · · Score: 1

      That's the point of the article. There is an imbalance going on in the world that seems to be genital based. Eye shade correlation is also not a good choice of methods to define good leaders.

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    41. Re:Who cares? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Oh no, according to marketing people, marketing people are more important that people that actually do shit.

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    42. Re:Who cares? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Pardon my ignorance, what is "a blue?"

      Yo, listen up...

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    43. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you guys rehearsing a Saturday Night Live skit?

    44. Re:Who cares? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      he didnt forget the greens, the greens are why hes seeing so many colors to begin with!

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    45. Re:Who cares? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      me either a few years later. my dad got a computer and simply said, i dont know what it does, how it works, but i know it will be important. have fun with it

      and i did

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    46. Re:Who cares? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      ill try

      its cis-white males fault

      i think that is it

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    47. Re:Who cares? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      The problem is if you let the Canadian speak, it takes twice as long, eh.

    48. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not disagreeing with the characterization, I'm just saying that insults like that often get modded down, and that's reasonable. Someone might be an idiot, but saying that rarely contributes to the conversation, and you'd expect a downmod accordingly.

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    49. Re:Who cares? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... About 1/1000 Irish Americans speak Irish, about 100% of them speak English.

    50. Re:Who cares? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

      Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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    51. Re:Who cares? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Tim could just undergo the sex change procedure himself and take care of the trans and female time-shares on his own.

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    52. Re:Who cares? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Maybe the whole thing should have been Irish.

      Do you know what language most Irish people speak? Hint: It is not Irish.

      So it should be delivered in Gaelic?

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    53. Re:Who cares? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd go so far as to say that I was actively _discouraged_ from pursuing my interest in computers - being regularly beaten up for being such a "nerd" and all.

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    54. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You don't have to switch drinks, though, so there's a time saver.

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    55. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So by your logic, women will avoid buying an iPhone because the PCB was laid out by a male engineer and presumably emits some kind of repulsive male aura? I think you're an optimist if you think that some presentation has bearing on how people who will never watch it will react to products, especially in different countries.

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    56. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Product marketing is clearly very often aimed at women. But if you're trying to "market to women" by carefully selecting speakers at events that virtually no actual buyers are interested in, you may be doing something wrong.

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    57. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Go into computer science because it's interesting/rewarding and have aptitude for it, not just because it happens to pay well.

      Especially because 1) you need to have aptitude and tenacity for it (the latter because it's difficult to keep being interested in a tough subject without intrinsic motivation), and 2) it may not always pay all that well if you're doing research for a university or aren't in the US. If you want money and aren't extremely talented, perhaps you'd be better off with a more practical focus than CS on its own.

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    58. Re:Who cares? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Do you know what language most Irish people speak? Hint: It is not Irish.

      It sure as hell isn't English, at least not until at least 4 pints into the evening.

    59. Re:Who cares? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Its all about the optics of excellence that a brand can bring to any very public event.
      Now its about the media image or short video clip to signal excellence. The visual optics of expected excellence for that decade or year.
      Under the full protection of the NDA and limited public gov statistics how a brand functions everyday can be very different.

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    60. Re:Who cares? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      No. I'm not working anywhere near that hard to not be funny.

    61. Re:Who cares? by Z80a · · Score: 1

      Green is not a creative color.

    62. Re:Who cares? by youngone · · Score: 1

      maybe women in general don't like the tech side of IT. just putting that suggestion out there

      That's a generalisation, but it could well be true. The only time I have ever seen this in action was about 10 years ago when my older son was about 8 and the school decided to have this after school "Learn to Programme" programme.

      The woman who ran it was a really clever enthusiastic young person who clearly enjoyed what she was doing, and wanted to encourage girls to follow in her footsteps, and she got exactly no girls in the class after the second week, because the girls thought it was hard.

      Hardly a scientific example, but my son was not surprised, even at eight years old.

    63. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Liberal arts include mathematics.

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    64. Re:Who cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1
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    65. Re:Who cares? by fred911 · · Score: 1

      "Or Mandarin, "

      Problem with that is there are more English speakers in China than the US (or any other country).

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    66. Re:Who cares? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Apple is actually a pretty good example of this truism.

    67. Re:Who cares? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Bloody peasant.

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    68. Re:Who cares? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      If you call someone a pitiful idiot, you should probably expect to be modded down. That's not moderation abuse.

      It is if the guy in question is a pitiful idiot. The proper moderation is "Insightful".

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    69. Re:Who cares? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Observation of daily activity is limited by security policies at every corporation, and media events spotlighting such larges companies are the primary insight into them available for the public. Try again.

      And Women stole the show at Apple's developers keynote - the beef of the article is that Apple has the people responsible for a product on stage to introduce it. And Apple focused on 2 (hardware) products in the "September Event", and both are managed by men. While at WWDC the women responsible for the software running on those devices presented that.

      Which according to the claims made elsewhere in this discussion obviously means Apple targets hardware at men and software at women.

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    70. Re: Who cares? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      So there was no gender stereotyping when Grace Hopper became an Admiral in the US Navy and computing pioneer in the 50s?

      Errm, back then programming wasn't for real men, they did real work. Programming was for women and gays like Alan Turing. It only became when there was money to be made - and then they kicked out all the women.

      It's like cooking. At home women are supposed to cook, but not when cooking for money.

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    71. Re:Who cares? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      So, speaking time should be determined by genitals?

      It shouldn't be. According to the summary it is: "The reporter noted that at iPhone 7 event, women spoke for roughly eight minutes at stage compared to men, who spoke for 99." That is what's being criticized.

      So the writer of TFA would actually have been happier if instead of the managers responsible for the products introduced Apple had hired some booth bimbos to present them? Hooray for feminism!

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    72. Re: Who cares? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      And yet somehow despite the huge obstacles presented by the patriarchy there are women in IT. However did they get there? They should've gone into law or medicine where there was never any sexism.

    73. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      It is if the guy in question is a pitiful idiot. The proper moderation is "Insightful".

      Now that would get +1 Funny.

      I still think the name-calling doesn't serve a useful purpose in discussions, even if it's true, unless all other avenues have been exhausted. I generally wouldn't say downmodding for insults is unwarranted.

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    74. Re:Who cares? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah I do. From Guinness to Paulaner.

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    75. Re:Who cares? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I sexually identify as an Irish person.

      Soooo.. You're telling us you wear a Kilt?

    76. Re:Who cares? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The apologies too, they have to apologize for everything. ;)

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    77. Re:Who cares? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Gold watch too...women love gold ;)

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    78. Re:Who cares? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It was good enough to get TFS posted to the front page.

      The whole above summary and the mic.com story behind it are extremely sexist.

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    79. Re:Who cares? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      I wish that were socially acceptable, pants are terrible.

    80. Re:Who cares? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      It isn't about equality. It's about women getting their half, or more, without having to work for it.

  2. Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "women spoke for roughly eight minutes at stage compared to men, who spoke for 99"

    People who actually count stuff like that should be sent on a fast rocketship to land on the surface of the sun.

    1. Re:Oh My by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      you got downvoted, not because you are wrong, but because everyone knows you dont land on the sun, you just....burn up when you reach it

      still a great idea however

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    2. Re:Oh My by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

      you got downvoted, not because you are wrong, but because everyone knows you dont land on the sun, you just....burn up when you reach it

        still a great idea however

      Just time it so you arrive at night, idiot.

    3. Re:Oh My by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      ill be sure to time your flight to your wishes, I wont be there of course, but enjoy the flight!

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  3. Easy solution by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

    Every Apple keynote from now on should just be presented by Laverne Cox and Drake's character from DeGrassi(post-shooting of course). That way you've got handicapped, minority, female, transgender, and even Canadian covered. Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Easy solution by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just have Siri do they keynotes?

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  4. Going to far. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This nit-picking about 'equality' is just getting out of hand. It's time to quit this crap and get on with living.

    1. Re:Going to far. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This nit-picking about 'equality' is just getting out of hand. It's time to quit this crap and get on with living.

      It needs to go way too far for average people to finally accept how stupid it is. The upside is, once that process completes, the backlash will be complete and it will be a long time before people worry about this again.

      The kind of obsessive worry about bigotry that invents it where it can't be found is one of the remaining forces perpetuating the bigotry that still exists.

  5. Fuck you, Slashdot. by ThatTreeOverThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fuck you for stooping to the level of the typical clickbait peddled by the shitty news outlets. News for nerds? Stuff that matters? Is this either or the two or am I losing my mind? Give me something actually about tech. I'm taking a break from your website and turning on ads in the future.

    1. Re:Fuck you, Slashdot. by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Fuck you for stooping to the level of the typical clickbait peddled by the shitty news outlets. News for nerds? Stuff that matters? Is this either or the two or am I losing my mind? Give me something actually about tech. I'm taking a break from your website and turning on ads in the future.

      If you think whiny busybodies, that are trying to build careers by cultivating outrage don't matter in tech, reality has a rude awakening for you.

    2. Re:Fuck you, Slashdot. by ThatTreeOverThere · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I realize there's a problem with people making their careers on outrage in tech. But here's the thing: Slashdot is encouraging their bullshit by displaying it prominently. If they stuck to what their user base actually wanted to read, maybe they'd actually make money for once. What a fucking shocker. So I agree that it's a problem. I just disagree with hearing about it or encouraging it at all. I'll read about the stupid fuckers on reddit instead.

  6. No Such Things As Off The Record by Slider451 · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is no such thing as "off the record". Anyone working PR knows this.

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    1. Re:No Such Things As Off The Record by schnell · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is no such thing as "off the record". Anyone working PR knows this.

      Then you pretty clearly don't work in PR. "Off the record," "on background," "not for attribution" and other deals between sources and reporters are real and specific things and are used frequently every day in "grownup" journalism. These concepts "work" because of mutual self-interest: the journalist doesn't want to burn the source/PR rep/whatever and vice versa because they (or at least their respective organizations) will continue to have to work together in the future.

      Dealing with bloggers from sites nobody has heard of and hence have no reputation to uphold by adhering to agreements? Not so much. The PR rep should have known better than to treat a random blogger whining about speaking time/genitals/skin color ratios like a grownup, but that doesn't mean those concepts don't exist and aren't employed frequently.

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    2. Re:No Such Things As Off The Record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as "off the record". Anyone working PR knows this.

      Then you pretty clearly don't work in PR. "Off the record," "on background," "not for attribution" and other deals between sources and reporters are real and specific things and are used frequently every day in "grownup" journalism. These concepts "work" because of mutual self-interest: the journalist doesn't want to burn the source/PR rep/whatever and vice versa because they (or at least their respective organizations) will continue to have to work together in the future.

      Dealing with bloggers from sites nobody has heard of and hence have no reputation to uphold by adhering to agreements? Not so much. The PR rep should have known better than to treat a random blogger whining about speaking time/genitals/skin color ratios like a grownup, but that doesn't mean those concepts don't exist and aren't employed frequently.

      Just so. Strangely, this is one of the situations where both sides are correct. Nobody can unilaterally declare "Off The Record." It's easy (in the US with free speech laws) for anybody to quote anybody on anything, so both sides need to agree something is verboten for it to be guaranteed not-published.

      However, as you note, doing so burns bridges. So Apple (or whoever) is also correct that such a concept exists and can be enforced unilaterally, because I'm sure this blogger will be getting much less attention and information in the future.

    3. Re:No Such Things As Off The Record by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, such things do exist. Between PR and journalists. The main problem for the PR person here was that he mistook the person he spoke to for a journalist.

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  7. One thing I noticed... by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...in all the ads they showed during the event, they ALL were of ONLY black men and white women. Not an Asian or Indian to be seen anywhere in them. Really outrageous!

    1. Re:One thing I noticed... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'm offended that you didn't point out that there were no Hispanics either.

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    2. Re:One thing I noticed... by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hispanics are white*.

      *Except in politics and marketing, because fuck logic.

    3. Re:One thing I noticed... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Hispanic is sexist. How must the Herspanics feel about it?

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    4. Re:One thing I noticed... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I just wish I wasn't microTriggered all the time.

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    5. Re:One thing I noticed... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I can't wait until we solve the microaggression problem so we can move on to these pesky nanoaggressions.

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    6. Re:One thing I noticed... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Exception in politics for Hispanic Republicans. They're also white.

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    7. Re:One thing I noticed... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Ask the US Census and Moors, along with other North Africans and Middle Easterners, are "white".

      Which honestly makes just as much sense as lumping Pakistanis and Japanese together as "Asians".

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  8. A Canadian... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    So William Shatner was on stage at the Apple event?

    1. Re:A Canadian... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      He's probably the most famous Canadian alive.

    2. Re:A Canadian... by gameguy1957 · · Score: 1

      The Shat sells Commodore equipment, not Apple.

    3. Re:A Canadian... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The Shat sells Commodore equipment, not Apple.

      That could explain why my parents got me the Commodore VIC-20.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUEI7mm8M7Q

    4. Re:A Canadian... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      How about, say, Justin Bieber?

      Eww....

    5. Re:A Canadian... by gameguy1957 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've wound up with a TI99-4/A because Bill Cosby sold them. My parents probably thought that this guy does Fat Albert, Capt. Kangaroo, and Sesame Street, so he's got to be a great guy.

    6. Re:A Canadian... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      But can a VIC-20 run Enterprise Software?

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    7. Re:A Canadian... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      We should have known that something was up with the Cos when he asked TI to implement a ROHYPNOL command in their BASIC. After they turned him down, they took out POKE just to be safe.

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    8. Re:A Canadian... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      These are pretty famous people too, eh?

      * Celine Dion
      * Dan Aykroyd
      * Jim Carey
      * Keanu Reeves
      * Matthew Perry
      * Michael J Fox
      * Mike Myers
      * Pamela Anderson

      Just how does one calculate who is more popular anyways? Google trends?

      https://www.google.com/trends/...

    9. Re:A Canadian... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      OK, the most famous Canadian alive that has a good chance to remain that way when confronted with people who wouldn't get arrested by changing it.

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  9. What? Why? by freeze128 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can see the reporter's view if (and only if) the presenters were a sample of the market demographic giving their opinions about the product. Of course you would want your demographic to include different colors/genders.

    But, if the speakers were knowledgeable individuals either working at Apple, or paid by Apple, then that goes all out the window. You don't stop racism by hiring someone just because of their skin color. You don't stop sexism by hiring someone based on their gender. I don't automatically get a job just because I'm a white male. I have to actually have the skills to do the job. Why should any other race/gender expect the same treatment?

    1. Re:What? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but you do automatically get jobs because you're a white male. you'll never be cognizant of it, as you've spent a lifetime building up defense mechanisms against acknowledging systemic racism. that is why any kind of favoritism towards minorities is threatening to you on a lizard-brain level.

      there are some white people who are disabused of these notions, through sociological education or real-world experience. unless a white person is specifically educated on these things, they will fall into the favorable cushion of racism just like water follows the path of least resistance.

      the natural state of the uneducated person tends towards egocentric behaviors and conservative governance - it is far easier to split the world into us-vs-them than to do the gritty political work of diplomacy and alliance-building. that is why the world is filled with us-vs-them thirdworlders, and a functioning alliance of 50 (more like 45) productive states is a rarity.

    2. Re:What? Why? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Presenters at keynotes are people that run the departments that worked on things. So the woman that presented iWork is actually responsible for that product.

      The problem with this condemnation of diversity isn't so much that men spoke for more time than women, it's that fewer women work in positions of power than men at Apple. That IS a problem, but it's a problem that Apple is working on, and I think it's great that they don't try to hide the women that do work for them in the back. They're about as progressive as you get for a big company (the biggest company!) and I get the sense that they're trying hard.

      Apple's really up front about how it wants to work on diversity and how its trying to change the makeup of the executive team as time goes on. But they're not going to fire Schiller just to change the representation. But when he retires, you can bet they'll hunt around the company and consider women very strongly to take his place.

      Apple is the classic big ship turning slowly, but it's turning a lot faster than I would've thought possible.

    3. Re:What? Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Been watching NBA games lately?

      But on a less cynical note, what you say is not always right. Especially in sales it matters who you're selling to and what you're trying to sell. Ever tried getting into modelling as a guy? Way easier for women. Yes, you still have to have the looks, but guess what, the white male wanting an engineering job also still has to have the brains. Yes, qualifications matter. Be that brain or body. Especially in sales you will notice that there are more and more women, and that they tend to be more successful too, of course it depends on the customer demographics, but in the end, what matters to the company is the bottom line, and if that bottom line says that women bring in more money, women will be who are hired for sales. It's actually that simple.

      So gender or race can be an advantage or disadvantage, yes. But simply saying that there is one gender, one race that is always at an advantage and one that is always disadvantaged is simply untrue.

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    4. Re:What? Why? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      How can you assume all of those things? You don't know that person in question, white male or not. Talk about racist generalizations.

      I don't think you understand what 'conservative government' is. The us-vs-them rhetoric these days comes from the left: whites vs nonwhites, straights vs gays, fat vs thin, etc. Talk about divisive narratives and defaults.

    5. Re: What? Why? by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      I don't have any stats to claim one way or the other. I was just explaining the nature of the dispute to the previous post who didn't seem to grasp what the argument was even about.

    6. Re:What? Why? by Gussington · · Score: 1

      I don't automatically get a job just because I'm a white male.

      Don't you? As a white male I give free stuff to any other white man I see, and I spit on any black people or women. All other white men are awesome and everyone else sucks. No two white men have ever disliked each other, because being a white male surrounded by other white men is as good as life can get.
      Isn't this how we all think?

    7. Re:What? Why? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The point was that Apple prides itself on being an equal opportunities employer and fair to everyone, yet apparently doesn't have enough qualified women working for it to get beyond 10% speaking time.

      It could be due to a number of factors. If you look at Google presentations they tend to get someone who developed a feature to demo it, and that often happens to be a woman. Nothing is forced, they just designed the presentation to allow for some diversity.

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  10. That PR guy really screwed up. by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a HUGE mistake to give any attention at all to SJWs. He shouldn't have taken the bait, but he probably thought that pointing out facts would satisfy the SJW.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What he SHOULD have said was "Diversity is important to us here at Apple. We will look into the issues you brought up as soon as possible."

    2. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      It's a HUGE mistake to give any attention at all to SJWs.

      Surely all your bitter whining is doing just that?

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    3. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The only SJW I see here is you.

    4. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by bfpierce · · Score: 1

      Yes, because comments on Slashdot are a huuuuge haven for the SJW population.

    5. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The only "winning" move is to ignore Stupid Juvenile Whiners trolling.

      Of course by commenting we're becoming part of the problem. *sigh*

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    6. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Pro tip:

      SJWs are never, NEVER satisfied. They will always find a cause to whine about with righteous indignation.

      Once someone has offended them, they think that gives them moral power over them for all eternity.

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    7. Re:That PR guy really screwed up. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Personally, I loved his answer. Basically it's a "fuck you", just much nicer worded.

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  11. Disconnect by imidan · · Score: 2
    FTFA:

    When Jamia Wilson read this report, she noticed she was surrounded by Apple products. She thought about "how much money I've invested in an organization [that] doesn't believe in investing in people like me."

    Simply put, Apple's gender divide, both within the company and onstage in San Francisco, does not represent the company's consumer base. And incremental progress still yields pathetic results — the numbers don't lie.

    Maybe it's true that Apple's top echelons don't represent its consumer base proportionally in sex and color. All the same, as the most profitable business in the world, that doesn't seem to be a real problem for them. And, clearly, with Apple shipping the #1 smartphone and #1 tablet, and the currently popular Macbooks, consumers aren't actually all that concerned with the dearth of women on stage at Apple events. So it seems like this problem is being manufactured for our consumption by people whose job it is to do so, people like Jamia Wilson, executive director of Women, Action & Media.

    What I really want to hear is not that this is a problem, but why it is a problem. What are the consequences of lack of diversity at the top of the corporate structure? Why does this matter? How would it help, say, black women if there were more black women in positions of authority at Apple?

    1. Re:Disconnect by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      There's a perception that black people have no chance to reach the elite because nobody wants to hire an unevolved ape to handle important, respectable business decisions.

      The long and short of it is opportunity. You have the opportunity for promotion, and it instead goes to someone else based on your manager's emotional responses to the person. Those of us with developed technical sense about business understand this is mediated by things like rapport: it pays to be social with people who are promoting you, because they get that feeling of comfort and confidence looking at your name, contrasted to a feeling of uncertainty looking at someone else's (better!) performance record.

      Nobody likes hoodrats and idiot women. These people can't be trusted with power. You cringe when you think about putting them in charge of anything, despite their historical high performance. You *quickly* skip over their name and promote the next guy, because he's a man, and white, and thus has his shit together and is more-trustworthy.

      People perceive this problem, and they don't understand it. They think it's solved by forcing people to put these people into power. In part, a more normalized impression of powerful people--a society in which you can readily identify blacks and women and whatever else who have become well-known for their success--reduces the automatic discriminatory reaction. In another part, *forcing* the issue trains people to be comfortable around white men, and fearful and distrusting of anyone who might claim discrimination--blacks, women, gays, the lot.

      Without understanding this, people who perceive themselves as grouped for discrimination will cry about fairness and look for someone to protect them. They do this because they don't understand that others perceive them as bringing attack dogs and a short temperament everywhere they go. The technical concept of social rapport and subconscious emotional influence is not intuitive, and people don't realize the damage they do with this behavior, nor the power they gain by being both sociable and unintrusive. It's an incredible engineering exercise most people aren't knowledgeable about.

      Currently, the topic has become so popular it seeps into everything. People perceive a new concept in everything--especially a feared concept, or any highly-emotional concept. This is what witch hunts are.

      I subscribe to the ideal that fairness isn't a thing. Anything you define as fair is patently discriminatory against someone else through no fault of their own, and is thus unfair. There are problems, and solutions to problems; and we can address that while understanding that fairness isn't a thing. The concept of fairness is what drives things like people trying to drag more women into programming, imagining that women are brilliant and driven programmers cowering at the edge of the software development world in fear of being made fun of for being programmers. Nobody imagines that maybe more men like that particular task than women, hence why you get 10% female programmers showing up instead of 50%. Then they start compensating for everything by putting the few women in charge of things to balance it all out.

      If your thought process starts with, "Hey, we should get a {woman,black,gay} to do this, because they've been underrepresented lately," something is wrong. First off, you don't seem to have a sense that some group is being harassed or otherwise discriminated against; you've just decided X event hasn't happened frequently, so there must be a social problem here. Second, if you *do* see day-to-day harassment creating an unfair disadvantage for a group, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT, and don't seem to care. You're either causing a problem or ignoring it, and making a token gesture at the same time to cover your ego.

      That's how fairness-driven social activism works. Ignore problems, complain about things.

    2. Re:Disconnect by imidan · · Score: 1

      You're either causing a problem or ignoring it, and making a token gesture at the same time to cover your ego.

      This really bugs me. At my university, we have to watch a lame video every year about how to not sexually harass our co-workers and students. It's a complete waste of time for everyone: those of us who don't go around sexually harassing people don't need to watch a video to behave like respectful and responsible human beings, and those who do go around sexually harassing people aren't going to suddenly realize the error of their ways because of an HR video.

      So the whole exercise exists for the sole reason that when a Title IX investigation happens, the university can check off a box on a form that says that the university "trained" the offender against sexual harassment, and the university therefore has no liability. It does absolutely nothing to address issues of sexual harassment in the university. It's just the university cultivating an appearance of addressing the problem while calling 'not it' whenever something bad happens.

    3. Re:Disconnect by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      I've read research articles showing stats that these presentations do have an impact by getting guys just to think about their behavior. A surprising number (well, surprising to me) never have thought about how a woman might view their aggressive behavior, and they back off when it is brought up. This matches my own anecdotal experience watching guys change their behavior after it is explained to them -- especially in a video that everyone has to see where they don't feel singled out (as with any correction, if you try telling it to a specific person then they get really defensive). No, it doesn't fix everyone, but I'm pretty sure there's enough value to justify the presentations.

    4. Re:Disconnect by imidan · · Score: 1

      Interesting. If that's the case, then maybe it's of some use. But I do get sick of watching the movie year after year and answering quiz questions about whether or not it's okay to extort sex from my students in exchange for grades.

    5. Re:Disconnect by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Found 'sexual harassment panda'.

      Bullshit, GP is right.

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    6. Re:Disconnect by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Okay, so what is your solution to this bias? So far assisting (not forcing) women and PoC to get certain jobs on their own merits seems to be effective, despite the mumblings about diversity hires and other attempts to keep them out.

      Tell us your solution.

      Also, can you explain how being fair by hiring on merit is unfair to someone? For example, removing names from CVs to reduce bias. How is that unfair to anyone?

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    7. Re:Disconnect by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      That's the Politician's Soliloquy. "Something must be done; this is something; therefor, this must be done."

      Your response to "this is a waste of time and making the proposed problem even worse" is, essentially, "Well if you're so smart, then what should we do different? You don't know? Oh, what a surprise. Not so smart after all, are you? Neener neener!"

      Also, can you explain how being fair by hiring on merit is unfair to someone? For example, removing names from CVs to reduce bias. How is that unfair to anyone?

      People aren't hiring on merit; they're looking to find a matching race/gender/whatever to fill an accounting slot. We've loudly advertised efforts to bring WOMEN onto the team because "we need more women in IT". We've got employers declaring their intent to hire more black people for higher-level positions.

      How is it hiring on merit if, before you even see any candidate, before you look at any CV, and before you actually declare an opening for a position, you have declared that you're specifically seeking to hire women, blacks, gays, or whatnot? Not "we are committed to treating all candidates equally"; but "we need more diversity, and will seek to hire more-diverse candidates in the future."

      Sally, send in America's most-hireable Asian. We have a new position opening and my department needs its diversity numbers up for this quarter.

    8. Re:Disconnect by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So just to be clear, you are suggested we do nothing to address these issues because you don't like any of the offered solutions. Good luck with that, I somehow doubt people affected will find it a very compelling argument.

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    9. Re:Disconnect by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      So just to be clear, you suggest, instead of looking for a useful solution, we panic and make the situation worse so that we look like we're doing *something*. Shall we also applaud Fidel Castro for his humanitarian solution to HIV in Cuba, effectively slowing the epidemic by arresting all gays and putting them in concentration camps?

    10. Re:Disconnect by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that your argument would be more compelling if you offered an alternative solution more to your own liking, rather than just shrugging and claiming there is nothing that can be done.

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    11. Re:Disconnect by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I didn't claim nothing can be done; I claimed what is being done is harmful and ill-conceived. There's a difference. Your excuse was that *something* should be done, and it may as well be this, even if it means we give everyone a tangible and rational reason to respond to disadvantaged classes with fear, distrust, and loathing.

    12. Re:Disconnect by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually I disagree with the premise that current efforts are counter productive. In any case, my point stands, your argument would be more convincing if you offered an alternative.

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    13. Re:Disconnect by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Of course it would be more convincing if I altered an alternative; that doesn't change the point. Besides, you didn't really look too hard.

      They do this because they don't understand that others perceive them as bringing attack dogs and a short temperament everywhere they go. The technical concept of social rapport and subconscious emotional influence is not intuitive, and people don't realize the damage they do with this behavior, nor the power they gain by being both sociable and unintrusive. It's an incredible engineering exercise most people aren't knowledgeable about.

      We're working on building a society where blacks, gays, and women are dangerous, vicious attack dogs flashing teeth and barking for their pack as they move among us. We see them and we shuffle uncomfortably and hope they don't attack. We've taught people that NOT having high enough numbers of these people in certain positions will get the dogs turned on them; we've taught them that these people will turn on them if they're not favored for a reward; we've essentially taught people that these certain types cannot be trusted, should not be trusted, but are too dangerous not to cater to.

      This kind of sentiment is EXACTLY why someone looks at a candidate and quickly assesses that the candidate is privileged, untrustworthy, and insufficiently skilled.

      Our solution to this reflexive sentiment is to support it with tangible force. These people don't work to diffuse such sentiments, thus nullifying their effect and bringing the issue to a permanent close; they DEMAND THEIR JUST COMPENSATION, thus taking the position of an adversary, threatening the people around them.

      One day, America will be fed up. The radicalized middle class argument--the argument of Donald Trump, the argument of his predecessors 30 years ago, and the argument of Adolf Hitler--will point these things out to a people who are tired of feeling this way. They will turn on a vast population of guiltless innocents and begin loading the crematoriums and cyanide showers. That's the kind of mass hysteria you get when you live in fear for so long: eventually, your entire generation carries out what it perceives as the French Revolution, but it's just mass genocide.

      You of course get to be smug about it; you'll probably be dead by the time we get there.

  12. Unfair to Apple by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, 80% of the Apple speakers were gay men and the remaining 20% were bi-curious, so what's the problem? Or isn't that diverse enough for you?

    Aren't we in America? I thought this was America!

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    1. Re:Unfair to Apple by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, sure, the make up of the speakers was absolutely diverse enough by any reasonable standards. Just not diverse in the particular way necessary to satisfy this particular pro-diversity protester's personal biases.

      When you get right down to it most pro-diversity protesters are just as biased and bigotted as those they are supposedly protesting against, they're just too tied up in their own one-horse personal agendas (disability, gender, race, religion, whatever) to see it. Either you promote equality for ALL, or you can GTFO because you are no better than the rest of the bigots.

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  13. Gawker-level douchebag. by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The reporter has defended the use of "off-the-record" information," ...because she wanted clickbait, and is too fucking stupid to know that having the trust of her sources is far more valuable.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Gawker-level douchebag. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      *former source

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    2. Re:Gawker-level douchebag. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Apple has more than enough sources to leak info if they need.

      This reporter permanently burned a bridge. And only has page views to show for it. Most all of which will be gone by tomorrow.

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  14. SJWs Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'nuff said.

  15. James Watt on Diversity by mveloso · · Score: 1

    "I have a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple." - James Watt.

  16. Re:People of color? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    They didn't just exclude people of color. They also excluded people of gender.

  17. How to have no diversity complaints by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Have only white women speak. Works for most other liberal groups!

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  18. Not the point by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But, if the speakers were knowledgeable individuals either working at Apple, or paid by Apple, then that goes all out the window. You don't stop racism by hiring someone just because of their skin color. You don't stop sexism by hiring someone based on their gender. I don't automatically get a job just because I'm a white male. I have to actually have the skills to do the job. Why should any other race/gender expect the same treatment?

    That's not the point of programs that encourage diversity in the workplace. Nobody wants to hire somebody who is unskilled. What they want to do is encourage people to apply and make sure the workplace is welcoming to everyone. If the skilled people are minorities, that helps the public image because it *shows* that minorities are welcome in the workplace. And it is NOT a given that minorities are welcome in a workplace. While most employers want anybody really good who can work with their teams (because good people can be hard to find), that doesn't mean that the team will understand how to relate to the new person or that the new person won't face a hostile work environment. Sure, people can make mountains out of molehills, but there are also things that are mountains if you're on one side of them and molehills if you're on the other and if you're standing on the molehill side you don't realize that the other side goes down for miles.

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  19. people like me by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    When Jamia Wilson read this report, she noticed she was surrounded by Apple products. She thought about "how much money I've invested in an organization [that] doesn't believe in investing in people like me."

    And by "people like me" she means "political activists" and "liberal arts majors"?

    Apple's entire business model is for smart, technically oriented people to make stuff that's easy to use for "creative" people like Jamia Wilson. Obviously, Apple wouldn't be "investing" in people like her: that's the whole point of Apple.

    1. Re:people like me by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> And by "people like me" she means "political activists" and "liberal arts majors"?

      It seems to me that its exactly all those type of people, especially women, that buy Apple phones, whereas anybody with an actual clue goes with Android.

    2. Re:people like me by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Liberal arts major"? I'm not too familiar with the US college system, is that like one of our "liver degrees", i.e. where it's more likely that your liver gets more of a workout than your brains during the curriculum?

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  20. Vogons unrepresented! by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

    This keynote was a complete sapiens-fest!

    If I don't see at least at least one freddled gruntbuggly come the iPhone 8, ground-break for the intergalactic highway will begin in Cupertino! (and the rest of the world a few milliseconds later.)

  21. Re: Screw you! I have hazel eyes! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I have green eyes, which is an even smaller minority than hazel eyes, you insensitive clod.

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  22. Re:People of color? by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

    It's OK, O'l Timmie makes up for the gender problem.

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  23. Stupid fucking headline by coinreturn · · Score: 2

    If the PR guy was talking "off the record," then his response is not "Apple's response..." you fuckwit click-bait headline writer.

  24. I hope Apple is more meritocratic than Google by melted · · Score: 1

    I hope Apple is more meritocratic than Google. My Google contacts are telling me G is being torn apart internally by SJWs right now. I'm talking full on mandatory "unconscious bias" and "microaggressions" trainings, shutting down internal discussions on anything even vaguely non-PC (and as you can imagine, for an SJW that includes just about anything they disagree with), "reconsidering" female interview candidates that don't quite cut it, etc. You can either have all that, or you can have straight up meritocracy, which Google was famous for in the years past. You can't have both.

    1. Re:I hope Apple is more meritocratic than Google by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You can either have all that, or you can have straight up meritocracy, which Google was famous for in the years past. You can't have both.

      Your ability to interact with different people without causing problems - or unintentionally insulting your customers - is part of your merit nowadays. As the world changes, so do the requirements it places on businesses and their employees.

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    2. Re:I hope Apple is more meritocratic than Google by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So... the merit is now being able to be inoffensive to coworkers instead of creating marketable products?

      Who's going to tell our capitalist system?

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    3. Re:I hope Apple is more meritocratic than Google by melted · · Score: 1

      You deliberately misunderstood what I was saying. I'm pointing out that SJWs try to extract political brownie points out of the whole PC charade, and pandering to them does not serve the interest of the company, at least not in the longer term. I didn't say "it's OK to be asshole" to one another. I merely think that when someone is inventing bullshit reasons to be offended in order to get ahead in the rat race, the last thing you should do is let them do so unabated.

  25. Re:So it's OK, right? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, usually on things like this political/societal bent, usually it goes to an extreme, like we see today, and then usually the pendulum swings back.

    I sure as hell hope all this political correctness and "diversity everything" bullshit goes away and the pendulum swings back, and becomes mere background noise.

    I don't care who the fuck does something, as long as they do the job well!

    In a color blind, sex blind society like many profess to be working towards, then the FIRST thing we need to do, is STOP counting who is this, that or the other.

    Life is a competition out there, and only the best at a job should win. Who cares if this or that is diverse? If you don't like how the spread of their crown/workforce is....move to another, support another, etc.

    I mean, do you do this with your group of friends? Do you count exactly how many women/men/whatever vs black/white/green there are in your group and bitch and complain about you're missing X demographic?

    Hell, in the latter, you have MUCH more choice in that and can directly do something about it. But in the job market, and in a stupid product presentation, do we really need someone to count category and demographic of the presenters?

    Seriously, Who Give a Fuck...and why should they?

    Frankly, aside from one of the presenters that I had a hard time understanding, I didn't really notice who was of what sexual/racial category.

    If you watch something and THAT is all you see, then you really need to get a life and find more important things to ponder.

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  26. Diversity is not about statistics by gweihir · · Score: 1

    It is about not blocking people because of race, gender, nationality. (Blocking anybody because of religion is always fine and in fact recommended, because they have proven they are stupid...). If the statistics do not follow that move, maybe it is people's choice?

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  27. Canada? by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Good job Apple, blame Canada. They're not even a real country anyway.

  28. Apple should be a meritocracy by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    Apple got where they were by being a meritocracy. They shouldn't respond to diversity criticism. They should be a proud meritocracy, which is the only reason they are successful today. Racism is bad for business, no matter what race you are discriminating against.

    1. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      > which is the only reason they are successful today.

      Wow what are you smoking? The entire reason Apple are successful today is a triumph of marketing a targetted "lifestyle" to wannabe hipsters rather than anything to do with actual content/value/quality.

    2. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't understand what Apple has been offering, and prefer to blame it on "wannabe hipsters". There's really not enough wannabe hipsters around to provide Apple with all that revenue, guy. The reasons Apple has been so successful tend not to appeal to the techie crowd, and so they tend to discount them.

      Apple has been providing ease of use, excellent customer service, style, and reliability for a long time, and charging accordingly. You probably don't care about style, don't care much about ease of use, and don't use Apple stuff enough to see their customer service and general reliability (these are statistical in nature and have been documented, so I'm not interested in anecdotes to the contrary).

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    3. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > You probably don't care about style, don't care much about ease of use,

      Of course I do. I also care about functionality and value for money. Its clear to me that Apple phones are really not stylish or as functional as my phone (Marshall London) nor do I think that Apple are as easy to use as Android. I think the Andorid interface is better and also many Apple phones have screens that are too damn small/narrow.

    4. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Style and ease of use are at least partly subjective, and techies tend to have different perceptions of them than most of the population.

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    5. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Well actually most of the population already goes with Android.

    6. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't see what the point is. As I said, style and ease of use are partly subjective, and it doesn't take much of an imagination to think some might prefer certain Android phones. The number who prefer iPhones is much larger than the number of computer geeks.

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    7. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> The number who prefer iPhones is much larger than the number of computer geeks

      What does that have to do with anything? I'm not following your "logic". Is this something based on your earlier wierd blanket assessment that somehow geeks are different to other people when it comes to style and ease of use?

    8. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Computer geeks, in my observation, tend to be less interested in appearance and style, and "ease of use" for a computer is typically different between computer geeks and the general public. They tend to be less interested in what iOS devices are trying to provide, and more interested in what iOS designers think relatively unimportant. I'm seriously generalizing here, of course, but that's what it looks like to me.

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    9. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Speaking personally, I just like being able to easily find/get to what I need to, in order to do what I need to do.
      This seems to be something that both Microsoft and Apple are hell-bent on preventing.
      You may consider that as being "ease of use" but I sure as hell don't.

    10. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So far, I haven't notice iOS devices becoming harder to do things on, and I've been away from Mac OSX for some time (I started using Ubuntu for what I would have used OSX for). Microsoft has indeed been making things harder to use than in Windows 7.

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    11. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. ever tried developing for it?

    12. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I haven't developed on iOS. (I haven't developed anything on Android, either, but I'm better set up for it.)

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    13. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Android actively supports developers. The toolchain is free, and you can just switch any android device into developer mode then you can sideload anything you want, and it contains helpful developer tools right in the OS.

      Unless you pay crazy money to Apple to get a special developer version of the iPhone and the tools, You can't even write or sideload your own app on your own damn iPhone. All regular iPhones can do is download apps from the store. Fuck Apple.

    14. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I know that all you need to get into Android is a computer and an Android device (unless there are some that the manufacturers have locked down, which isn't the case for my cheap tablet). I downloaded it and haven't done anything significant with it.

      For Apple, unless things have changed since I last looked, they want you to have a Mac (which gets you development tools for free) and a $100/year cost to put stuff on your iPhone or iOS. There are other ways to get a development system; Visual Studio 2013 includes a project template for iOS projects using C#. There are other development systems that work.

      This isn't as convenient as Android, but I'm sufficiently old to not sympathize with people complaining about $100/year. Back in the 80s, there were no good free development systems for home computers. I spent significantly more than $100/year on compilers and the like.

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    15. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Don't forget another $700 for a developer version of an iPhone.

    16. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      iPhones come in development versions? And you have to buy a more expensive one? Can't you use it while developing on it? If you want to develop, you can run your apps on an emulator. If you want to deploy, you do need something to deploy to. If you want to go commercial, there's far fewer types of iOS devices than Android devices, so your testing can be more exhaustive.

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    17. Re:Apple should be a meritocracy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      You don't get the same experience running under an emulator.

  29. Media has devolved into professional trolling by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MIC itself is a tribe of disproportionately intolerant young people who explicitly view attention whoring as a legitimate pathway to success.

    1. Re:Media has devolved into professional trolling by khz6955 · · Score: 1

      "MIC itself is a tribe of disproportionately intolerant young people who explicitly view attention whoring as a legitimate pathway to success."

      I am going to save that comment and quote where ever I see a reference to this fake Apple diversity issue.

  30. Social Justice Theater by Tailhook · · Score: 1

    Lets pack the supreme court with hate filled leftists so we can make every aspect of life just like this!

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  31. "off the record" usually works like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you tell the journalist, right before or right after you tell him/her the "off the record" thing, that it's off the record, and if he/she still publishes that information then he/she becomes a persona non grata to you, your organization and all of your friends in marketing. if he/she works for an "important" medium (say, the nyt) then he/she'll still get the press releases but no more exclusives/invitation to press events/"off the record" information,...

  32. Re:So it's OK, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And by inference, automatically be ashamed of his white maleness. He is guilty of something just by being born a certain way. We know his history, his personal circumstances all because he's white and male. Much easier to put individuals into nice buckets that fit your prejudices, but nobody else can do the same.

    He should know that only white males can inflict *-isms... everyone else gets a free pass.

    He should stop working hard doing his best long enough to realize that other are offended by his very breathing and he should do more to make them happy. Which is more to the point, he needs to dedicate his life to servitude of others' ideals and beliefs.

    Let's let him know it's not his best that's needed, just his compliance to what you think.

  33. Not an agreement unless both people agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as "off the record". Anyone working PR knows this.

    Then you pretty clearly don't work in PR. "Off the record," "on background," "not for attribution" and other deals between sources and reporters are real and specific things and are used frequently every day in "grownup" journalism.

    They are... but the point is that it's not off the record unless both people involved agree it's off the record.

    You saying "by the way, what I just told you is off the record" in no way puts any obligation on me unless I have agreed to it-- and I have no obligation to agree.
    From the summary:

    The reporter has defended the use of "off-the-record" information, noting that Apple PR didn't warn her beforehand -- and as an important ethic in journalism -- they didn't reach an agreement before the Apple PR decided to share things.

    Since the Apple PR told the reporter something without getting agreement first that it would be off the record: no, sorry, it's not off the record. An agreement requires two people.

    1. Re:Not an agreement unless both people agree by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      i think some PR person is going to get demoted, and some reporter is getting shit-listed.

  34. There's no room by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    There's no room for a "token any color but white" person in all 57 sexual orientations, it's just too many people.
    There's always someone who's offended by something, it will never end. The latest thing is "global warming is racist!", and I am not even joking. :D :)

    1. Re:There's no room by ruir · · Score: 1

      Now that we have found out Dolphins are a intelligent species and can talk, I want to complain they were not represented in any Apple talk until this day.

  35. Re:So it's OK, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yep. Personally I don't give a fuck anymore. If somebody thinks I'm being sexist or racist, they can sue me. Really, they can. We have laws they can sue me under. We have government agencies they can contact to help them out. The fact that nobody is suing Apple indicates to me that Apple is not a sexist or racist employer.

    Until then "you're racist!" and "you're sexist!" are just so much "waaawaaawaaawaaawawawa." Just train yourself to hear only the teacher's voice from Peanuts waawaawawaaawaaawaaa any time somebody wants to say you're sexist. Don't tell me about microaggressions. I don't care. Don't expect me to roll over and go homeless so you can replace me with a diversity hire without paying me unemployment. Waawaaawawaaawaaawa.

    Does that sound mean? Does that sound cruel? Too fucking bad. Maybe people who don't understand computers themselves shouldn't have been lobbing "you're sexist!" and "this closed source 3rd party program wouldn't have bugs if a woman was promoted instead!" bullshit at me.

    You want to think I'm a sexist? You imagine I'm "sexually frustrated" because I don't date women? Go right ahead. If that's what makes you happy. Knock yourself out. Yep, I'm being a big sexist by personally filtering your internet connection in your home so you can't learn programming yourself just because of the body part between your legs. Waawaaaawawawawaaaa. You want to be serious? Sue me. Present your evidence in court.

    Oh, what's that? You don't have any evidence? You're just a washed-up never-was asshole who wants to hold me accountable because you never accomplished anything in your life? Waawaawawaaawaaawaa.

  36. Re:So it's OK, right? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to guess you are a white male.

    WOW....that's a little sexist/racist of you isn't it??

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  37. Canadians are a minority? by ControlsGeek · · Score: 1

    Who knew? Do we get an Affirmative Action program now?

    1. Re:Canadians are a minority? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      technically, they are. They even invite me to the minority breakfasts on campus, so we must be a minority.

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  38. Re:So it's OK, right? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If it had been all white males, it would have been more acceptable than being all white males, with some paid color. When you can't even find any legitimate tokens, and have to outsource your token non-whites, coupled with the corporate guilt that makes you feel the need to, shows you hate yourself but don't want to fix it. That's the real issue. At least the Trump supporters are comfortable in their bigotry. Rather than Apple pretending they aren't, while demonstrating they are.

  39. Re: So it's OK, right? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Or just not an idiot...

  40. Re: Instead of stopping discrimination, stop looki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are right. We don't care anymore. Congratulations. I hope that whats you wanted!

  41. Posted with my real user by ruir · · Score: 1

    "Gender divide".... Fuck them....in reality, damn them. I saw all the Jobs events religiously, now that Apple events focus only in minority/black/gay/feminism/large people event pride, there is no interest. For the people crying out loud about the gender divide, how about complaining that in a fashion show the majority are women, or in a Channel perfume presentation we want more men. For crying out loud, this world is becoming too stupid for my taste.

  42. Re:So it's OK, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking of political correctness and "diversity everything"...

    Maybe some of the American speakers would "self-identify" as Mexican.

    Or maybe some of the white speakers *feel* like they are black.

    Did the so-called journalist even investigate these possibilities? No? How bigoted of them.

    We should change our grade school curriculum to brain-wash this type of discrimination out of our children. That way when they grow up to be reporters, they can be reminded that just because someone was born a white man, looks like a white man, and acts like a white man- they might *actually* be a transgender, Asian, female, lesbian on the inside.

  43. Re:So it's OK, right? by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 2

    I agree that diversity for it's own sake is a questionable goal. However one problem with not counting is becoming blind to any real discrimination problem.

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  44. Sorry, I apologize by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    For Apple thinking having Canadians was diversity.

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  45. SJWs are racist, sexist, anti-white, anti-men, ... by aliquis · · Score: 1

    ..., anti-christian, for discrimination, against merits before sex, race, religion, against a fair price, free market, viewing people as simply human beings. .. but hey, at-least they are "right" and have "superior morals" and are much more "good" than anyone else. Surely no other political groups have ever claimed that and been wrong or want to push their stupid agenda before right?

  46. Re:So it's OK, right? by Kurrelgyre · · Score: 1

    As you said, "working towards". We're not there yet. Counting this stuff matters until we are, and even afterward to make sure that no one is being discriminated against when it comes to getting a job, an assignment, a promotion, or a speaking gig.

  47. Yet another fake Apple controversy .. by khz6955 · · Score: 1

    What a surprise, yet another fake anti Apple story promoted on the Intertubes. The real story is that she would publish a private email without permission and solely with the intention of embarrassing an apple representative. And in actual of fact she's going to do for 'diversity' what Effie Brown did when she embarrassed Matt Damon on 'Project Greenlight'. I guess Brown and Ehrenkranz, both making a career out of being professional victims.

  48. Diversity means... by RobRyland · · Score: 1

    Diversity means including a mathematician and a physicist on your engineering team. Only racist make the term about race.

    1. Re:Diversity means... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Diversity is now creating your team to be comprised of the ingredients of a geek joke?

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  49. Perfect answer by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You ask a stupid question, be prepared to get a stupid answer.

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  50. Re:Wolf-Kin of the world unite by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    There were managers on the stage, so salivating predators were represented.

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  51. Re:Hrm. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The American dream used to be "work hard, climb the ladder, and one day you can be rich too"

    Then we noticed the glass ceiling and that hard work isn't getting you anywhere, so we turned to the lottery.

    Then we noticed the lottery isn't too reliable, so the new American dream is to find a minority you can belong to, then demand to get handouts for being part of said minority.

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  52. Re:Hiring based on genatil's or sexual preference by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Screw you! I'll hire fags left and right given the chance, I just must not ask people whether they're queer.

    Hiring hets? Are you high? Either they already have kids or they want some, and then the problems start. They get sick, they need to be hauled somewhere, they are croaking in some school play and can't do that alone but need their parents there to watch them... And you can't even send your worker to Abu Dhabi for three months because they wouldn't wanna leave their rugrats alone.

    Screw this. Hire gays. No kids, no hassle, and they dress better, too!

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  53. Re:Really?? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    This is a blatant lie, anyway. What women ever managed to say anything in a mere 8 minutes?

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  54. Re:The question that matters... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Even more important, did anyone who matters give a fuck?

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  55. Re:Obligatory James Watt reference by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Add "come into a bar" and you got the start for a joke.

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  56. When did Slashdot become the Apple haters club? by patniemeyer · · Score: 1

    Isn't there enough tech stuff to talk about?

  57. Finally! by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

    Now I can justify buying Apple products!

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  59. Re: Instead of stopping discrimination, stop look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Meh. Those that do care far outnumber you. I'm a white male and I'm proud of who I am and my heritage. I'm even proud of my cock and balls. Being a dude is pretty awesome.

    All that said, I'm aware that I started the race ahead of many other folks. I've used that and I'm not ashamed of that. How could I not? We all use the advantages we have, be they wealth, race, sex, gender, looks or intelligence. That does NOT mean I'm better than anyone, and I'm totally fine with providing opportunity to those that didn't get a head start. Success is awesome; I'm happy to assist anybody that wants to succeed, especially folks that start at a disadvantage, or more aptly, the wot the advantages I had.

    What kind of miserable person must you be to not recognize that? The easy path is to call you racist. I won't do that. Instead I'll say you haven't analyzed the reality of you really think equal opportunity is about holding whites back.

  60. Re:People of color? by Gussington · · Score: 1

    They also excluded people who weren't dorks, but that's another discussion...

  61. Having a Canadian on stage... by spongman · · Score: 1

    Now, that takes courage.

  62. Re:So it's OK, right? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Colour blindness is not a good thing, it denies the very real issues that people of colour have. What we want is a post racial society, where people are aware of colour but it has no effect on opportunity or fair treatment.

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  63. Re:So it's OK, right? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    You should not be ashamed of privilege. I'm not.

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    SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  64. Re:So it's OK, right? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    I'm going to guess you are a white male.

    And while people still think like this, racism/sexim/***ism will keep running strong. We're all just people, stop paying such close attention to where someone keeps their genitals or what particular shade their skin is and judge them on their own merits and abilities and we'll all get on much better.

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  65. Re:So it's OK, right? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    These voices, the ones that want to make you unemployed, do they say anything else? Have you been prescribed medication for this condition?

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    const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
    SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  66. Re:People of color? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    They also excluded people who weren't dorks, but that's another discussion...

    Even if you don't want to count Shigeru Miyamoto, the guy loved by most dorks, as one - they had that Instagram guy with the flashy shirt.

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  67. Re:I'm with Apple by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Fuck mic.com

    They went and nitpicked to the weakest part of Apple's response and blew it out of proportion.

    And even then they had to cut of half of that part to make it look lame.

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  68. Re:So it's OK, right? by StrangeBrew · · Score: 1

    Canadian lives matter, damnit!!! Except to Major Harry Schmidt.

  69. Re:Hiring based on genatil's or sexual preference by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Why did you write genital's with an apostrophe, but not guidelines or policies ?

    Probably because he is possessed by genitals.

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  70. Re:So it's OK, right? by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

    GP here. Surprised that was modded up.

    Yeah, it's a bit of jerk move logging to reply, but the voices are quite real. In fact, I briefly lost access to medical services because of TERF and other radfem voices, and I now need to travel over 150 miles to see a doctor.

    Once again you demonstrate that you have a very limited experience. You have never once been on the receiving end of a cisfemale with power using sexism* against you, have you?

    Remember that without power, there is no sexism. Are you really so isolated and stuck in the 70s that you cannot imagine a cisfemale having power?

    Both my doctor and psychologist were on board with medical cannabis, but treating the problems that having put up with TERFs and radfems for so long caused me is specifically against my state's medical law. SSRI drugs don't work. However, the waaaawawawaaawawawa replacement does do wonders to help.

    Yep, I'm such a big damned sexist and such a total jerk that cisfemales cannot obtain a $100-$200 refurbished laptop and learn programming on their own. That's so totally all my fault. I must have just mind controlled the cisfemale who gave me this job.

    So, seeing as how I actually do have somebody who is cisfemale ready to fill my position if I give up my job (certainly not a diversity hire--this person is more than capable but just won't have enough interest in programming until she has a job lined up), are you offering to take not just me in but also another person I'm supporting with my job?

    Do you have some other credible way to get a cisfemale programmer to precipitate out the aether?

    Otherwise it's so much waaawawaaawawa.

  71. Re:So it's OK, right? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If Apple didn't recognize their own racism, why did they bother to hire more diverse contractors to speak? Holding up the mirror doesn't make one ugly, that's on the person that's looking at it. Getting mad at the mirror or messenger doesn't change the reality.

  72. Re:"Mic" is offensive by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    It's a racial slur and I'm offended by it. Therefore they should be shut down and pay me for my trauma.

    Shut the hell up and get into this paddy wagon!

  73. Re:So it's OK, right? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I mean, do you do this with your group of friends?

    How about colleagues?

    I once worked with a young, blonde, cute, small woman. I realized once, during a larger conversation, that I was automatically discounting her views on the technical issues because of that (and she was also competent). I compensated by deliberately paying a little more attention to what she was saying when she said something. In other words, I discriminated in her favor when she spoke.

    Obviously, I'm not perfect, and and am not at a point where I automatically treat people like equals. Given that, I think it worked better to pay attention to her specially to even things out. I continue to do the same with other small and cute women, and I believe it has worked to everyone's advantage.

    Unless and until we arrive at a society where everyone is judged on their character and abilities, treating people unequally based on other characteristics can be beneficial. In a case where a group of people is likely to be similar in characteristics that don't really matter (like white males), it can be useful to deliberately try to include people who look different. It gives the others a better chance than they would have, it accustoms people to more diverse groups, and it increases the chances of finding good people, if done right.

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  74. Re:So it's OK, right? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    If somebody thinks I'm being sexist or racist, they can sue me. Really, they can. We have laws they can sue me under. We have government agencies they can contact to help them out. The fact that nobody is suing Apple indicates to me that Apple is not a sexist or racist employer.

    Ever been in a situation where you were sure you were being discriminated against for illegal reasons? I have. It's difficult to prove these things, even on the lesser "preponderance of the evidence" basis of civil law. It's expensive and stressful and time-consuming to file suit, the outcome is uncertain unless the discrimination is stupidly overt and in written form, and the likely rewards are often not worth it.

    If someone goes through the government agencies, it's still an uphill battle, and you're probably not going to hear of the outcome. Lawsuits are public; out-of-court settlements aren't, and frequently come with agreements not to say anything about them.

    By watching for lawsuits, you won't find the employers that are somewhat sexist and racist, only those who are really flagrant in their illegal discrimination.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  75. Re: Instead of stopping discrimination, stop looki by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    What group would that be that hasn't historically been discriminated against? I haven't heard of any of these mythical groups that escaped discrimination.

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  76. Re:So it's OK, right? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    If you watch something and THAT is all you see, then you really need to get a life and find more important things to ponder.

    Suicide is also a valid option for those people.

  77. Re:So it's OK, right? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    I would tell you to try to live in the real world, but honestly, we don't want you here.