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Millennials Only Have a 5 To 6 Second Attention Span For Ads (cnbc.com)

Reader schwit1 writes: If you're an advertiser who wants to market a product to millennials, you're going to have to make it quick. A new study by comScore revealed online ads targeted toward millennials have to be around 5 to 6 seconds to be effective, a sharp contrast from the traditional 30-second commercial seen on TV. "The length of time of an episode or a viewing period is really important and has got to be short, otherwise you just won't keep the attention of millennials," comScore CEO Gian Fulgoni told CNBC's "Squawk Alley." The format of advertising may have to be radically changed to reach millennials, he suggested. "You're going to have to make your case literally in a matter of seconds and make sure you grab somebody's attention, Fulgoni said.

174 comments

  1. Exception... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    T&A

    1. Re: Exception... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I am certainly not "milkenual" or otherwise impaired and my attention span for everything I did not make a conscious effort to find is exactly 50ms, that's about 5 hundreds of a second it takes me to realize this is just another bullshit pop-up or another dumb appeal for me to sign up to their bullshit newsletter.

    2. Re: Exception... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My motto is: If they can afford ads they don't need my money.

    3. Re:Exception... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Why would they have ads for my Time and Attendance system? Oh, you meant THAT T&A! Never mind.

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  2. 29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As far as I'm concerned, you get 15 seconds. If your ads aren't over in 15 seconds and my video hasn't started yet, I'm clicking away.

    1. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As far as I'm concerned, you get nothing. I block ALL ads.

    2. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by grim4593 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been induated with ads for so long that I automatically phase them out unless it is something I am interested in. On ad spammy sites like click through articles I don't even see ad banners anymore. For unskippable video ads I just move over to another browser tab until it is over.

    3. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that the computer is using the human instead of the other way around.

    4. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been induated

      Is that so.

    5. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A far as I am concerned, your page should work with javascript turned off.
      If I am interested I might enable scripts from the domain specifically.
      If your content appears to be good but images doesn't load I might go as far as enabling it for -cdn but if it doesn't work after that your page is closed.

      Allowing ads from a third party? That isn't going to happen.
      The reason to why you want that is because the advertiser doesn't trust you with telling them how many people visited your page and you don't trust them to host their scripts on your domain and give them enough access so that they can check that you aren't tampering with it.
      Without trust established between you and the advertiser, why do you expect me to trust a third party to run arbitrary scripts on my computer?
      If you really want me to see your ad, show it as a static image hosted on the domain I access.
       

    6. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Highdude702 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I didn't used to block all ads, but than they started hiding content behind them and the malicious ads and all of the other horrible shit the ad companies allow.. Now I figure fuck them and their money. I used to have no issue with ads on a page I was viewing but as soon as you think you can be abusive with them.. All bets are off.

    7. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been here for a looooong time. After midnight in a quiet lab, somewhere around 1999. Hopped over to Yahoo, and I got a blaring Chevy Silverado ad. Auto-play flash, full volume. It was right then that I began figuring out how to disable flash and do click-to-play. That quickly lead into adblocking as well, and that's history. I do not suffer abusive relationships.
       
      Since then, I've been immensely happy with my web experience. When I try to use other people's machines, it just hurts. The pop-ups, adware, browser hijacks....I don't know how they can actually live like that. It's the digital equivalent of a meth making trailer park run by carnies.

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    8. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Best fucking analogy ever!

    9. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by dk20 · · Score: 1

      I also block all ads.

      We have a local newspaper where i live, i pay the "voluntary" $6 a week for the paper. I do this for two reasons:
      1) i want to read those ads, they are all local companies and i want to see what grocery deals there are available, etc.
      2) i like to support the young kids getting up and doing somethign with their time.

      I dont mind some ads, but just because it is basically "free" to the advertiser doesnts give them a right to saturate me with them.

    10. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't used to block all ads, but than they started hiding content behind them and the malicious ads and all of the other horrible shit the ad companies allow.. Now I figure fuck them and their money. I used to have no issue with ads on a page I was viewing but as soon as you think you can be abusive with them.. All bets are off.

      Yep, the only computer wear ads aren't blocked is my work computer. Speaking of which: Dear Slashdot, enough with these damn ads that stick at the top of the screen when I scroll down and make it so that 1/3 of the screen is wasted! That kind of crap makes me want to boycott the product instead.

    11. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by Verdatum · · Score: 1
      I'm the oldest of the age-range that technically counts as a millennial, and for the most part, I think the article's number is about right. 6 seconds is plenty of time to tell me about your product and why I want it. 15 seconds is the cusp of frustration, and if you dare bother me for 30 seconds or longer on product information that i didn't actively request, then I will potentially actively avoid your product when otherwise, I might consider it. 30 second spots made sense in the 50s when there was just a single sponsor, and it took time to explain the product. I also don't mind long spots when they are YouTuber endorsements that manage to be sincere and actually gives real details about the product-experience.

      A lot of articles and studies word things like we are unable to pay attention, and that isn't the situation. We can pay attention to things so long as they are worth paying attention to, and ads rarely are for more than 6 seconds. If you are wasting our time by inefficiently organizing your message, we see it as disrespectful. 30 seconds of that same car advertisement that all companies do, with shots of the car driving around a snowy mountain does nothing more to me that 5 seconds of it hasn't already done. Name your product, show it to me, if it does something that your competition genuinely can't do, show that. Then leave me alone. Oh, and if you're pretty certain I've already seen an ad a few times, maybe either show some other ad, or allow me to go ad-free until you get some new sponsors (LOOKING AT YOU, HULU).

    12. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I've been induated (sic) with ads for so long that I automatically phase them out unless it is something I am interested in. On ad spammy sites like click through articles I don't even see ad banners anymore. For unskippable video ads I just move over to another browser tab until it is over.

      If you use Firefox, may I recommend NoScript? Your brain does a great job at filtering what you see, but your computer is not designed to filter the way you like it to and bad things can and do happen inside of the operating system.

      Don't just focus on the visual abuse, pay some attention to the computational abuse too. NoScript can help with that.

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    13. Re:29... 28... Goodbye by grim4593 · · Score: 1

      I do use NoScript. It is a life saver.

  3. Millenial attention span, in general.. by intellitech · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..is around 5 to 6 seconds. At least, mine is.

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    1. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll be 48 in a couple of days.
      My attention span for ads is zero.
      MythTV auto commercial skipping FTW!

    2. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised it's as long as 5 to 6 seconds. I'm gen X and my attention span for ads rounds down to zero.

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    3. Re: Millenial attention span, in general.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't make generalisations like that! It's very unfair to other millennials who are diffe

    4. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      ..is around 5 to 6 seconds. At least, mine is.

      OK, I got bored after the first couple of words. Can anyone fill me in on if there was anything worthwhile after that?

      But seriously, haven't most people developed a "baby filter" so far as TV ads are concerned. What I mean is the self-preservation shield that parents have where they can just screen out all the random noise that comes from their children - while being alert to any signs of distress.

      For advertisements, I generally haven't a clue what was being advertised 5 minutes ago, an hour ago, yesterday or any other time. Apart from the few stand-out advertisements, which are more like performances - all the rest just get "filtered".

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    5. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a baby boomer, and I agree. I don't know why they are implying this is related to being a Millennial. But, I am to busy to give it any more thought....

    6. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Youtube will force 5 seconds of ad viewing before showing you the video. Since YT is one of the larger delivery platforms for ads I doubt this is a 5-6 second attention span as much as you have 5-6 seconds to make your ad compelling enough that someone won't click the skip ad link.

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    7. Re:Millenial attention span, in general.. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Youtube will force 5 seconds of ad viewing before showing you the video.

      Does it? The large majority of youtube links won't play for me - something to do with my ad-blocker and/ or NoScript. It's not something I've wasted time trying to figure out.

      Since YT is one of the larger delivery platforms for ads

      Is it? That may be why most content linked to on youtube doesn't work. Oh well, youtube's loss.

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  4. I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fuck ads. Fuck people who make boring, standard advertising. You are worth none of my time.

    1. Re:I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by nickittynickname · · Score: 1

      I see decent ads on youtube, I think, hmm, I wonder what they have to say. But I don't wonder enough to not hit skip. At this point it could be the video I'm trying to watch and if it's presented as an ad I'll hit skip.

    2. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      No. Screw the whole concept of advertiaement

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    3. Re:I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who make ads are time burglars.

    4. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no ads, no money. No jobs, no economy. Oh - need electricity and a network connection. Ah - the Starbucks phenomenon and still living at Mom and Dad's house

    5. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      I Agree. Stop disrespecting people's time.

      Ban Advertisements -- you eyes, ears, brain, and environment will thank you getting rid of the visual and audio vomit.

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      Ads are immoral -- yes that was cynical sarcasm.

    6. Re:I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      This, I'm a Gen-X, and I have 0 second attention for ads, be it on TV or internet. I started "surfing the net" in early 90s when there was no ads, and now even on some "news" webpages where 75% is ads and the article is 10 lines, my attention goes on these 10 lines and 0 on the ads. After reading the paragraph and closing the tab, if someone asks me what were all the ads in the top/bottom/left/right columns, I would have no clue.

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    7. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Verdatum · · Score: 1
      So you have paid subscriptions to services like YouTube Red, Hulu Plus, and Netflix? Otherwise, I think you fail to understand the concept of profit-motive. Good ads serve a benefit to the viewer. They inform the viewer of products and services they never knew they wanted, and wouldn't have thought to seek out. On TV, sponsors are forced to guess what a show's viewers want. Potentially, on the Internet, advertisers like Google can make an educated guess about products you would like to know about; however, it's far from perfect right now. What you hate isn't ads; you hate ads that tell you nothing useful.

      Without ads, entities like video creators need some other business model to generate enough revenue to make video creation worthwhile. So yeah, YouTube Red, or Patreon, or GoFundMe, or buy their T-Shirts (which are generally mentioned in the form of an advertisement). But these things only very rarely work well enough that well made videos can happen without sponsorship.

    8. Re:I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      This is why News sites are switching to paywalls. Sponsors are learning that people tune out or adblock ads; based on this knowledge, they are collectively offering less and less money per pageview, and advert click not resulting in a purchase. This means it's no longer profitable to run the site, meaning either the company goes out of business, or they come up with a different business model, such as paywalls.

    9. Re:I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... with a paywall, they guarantee I will not read or consume any of the content they want to provide. If I run into a paywall, it's instant close the tab... much the same as it is with this infuriating sites that seem to thing it's "neat" to allow the page to load and then pop over some "Subscribe here" or other such foolishness... gone. There's nothing so important to my daily life that I need to pay for the content.

  5. poor millenials by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hear so much of this: millennials this, millennials that, can poor millennials ever catch a break? They have inherited a shitty economy, a weird climate, a never ending war on so called 'terrorism'. They are under impression that all that can really help them is more collectivist action because they got convinced that free market capitalism is all that is wrong with the world though they rarely actually experienced free market anything.

    Millennials only have 5 to 6 second attention span for ads... guess what, I am definitely not a millennial and I have even less of an attention span for ads, I don't watch them at all, I turned them all off and if I see one here or there I learned to pay exactly 0 attention to them, skipping them and never remembering them (and never really even knowing what the hell they were about).

    The only ads I care about is for products that I am specifically looking for, then I pay attention to what is advertised when I research a product. This has nothing to do with being a millennial, it has to do with living in a modern advertisement saturated world.

    1. Re:poor millenials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I hear so much of this: millennials this, millennials that, can poor millennials ever catch a break?"
      Millennials have cuter Girls. Baby Boomers... not so much.

      "They are under impression that all that can really help them is more collectivist action because they got convinced that free market capitalism is all that is wrong with the world though they rarely actually experienced free market anything."
      And they are exactly right here. There has never been a "free market anything". Never. A Libertarian Pipe Dream, although I must admit, they often have the best dope.

    2. Re:poor millenials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon enough it may be mostly about generation Z and Millennials will be forgotten like generation X has been forgotten.

  6. Or is that the ad detection time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is the 6 seconds the ad detection time then the ad filters kick in and attention moves elsewhere. If I am looking for cat videos or other amusements, I will abort a page if it shows me a video. Not wasting my time wasting watching ads.

  7. Perhaps by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a matter of attention span but the time it takes to remind yourself "I wouldn't have time for this and I'm broke anyway."

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    1. Re:Perhaps by Freischutz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not a matter of attention span but the time it takes to remind yourself "I wouldn't have time for this and I'm broke anyway."

      If I recall correctly 4 (or is it 5?) seconds is the time you have to endure a commercial on YouTube before you can skip the ad so a 5-6 second attention span sounds about right. If I were trying to advertise under those time constraints the first two thirds of the ad would consist of a loud commanding voice saying: "Do you need X? Well then get off your ass and buy Y!" or something to that effect. The remainder of the ad time would be consumed by a voice quickly blurting out the following: "And here is an extra second of ad for you to skip so you don't feel cheated.". The problem with all these ad services is that they don't show me what I'm interested in even when they manage to cram their message into a 4-5 second package. I sit there watching documentaries about sword fighting, medieval history, Classical history, palaeontology, relativistic space travel, documentaries about all manner of phenomena in space, .... etc. I'm usually logged in on YouTube so you'd think Google ingenious advertising algorithms would be able to target ads at my interests given my very specific YouTube viewing history. You'd think I'd be flooded with ads trying to sell me swords, armour, history books, the collective works of Isaac Asimov and Frank Herbert, trips to Florida or French Guiana to tour the NASA/ESA space ports but nooooooo... I get ads for ridiculous online games, Chinese pop music, Illumibowl toilet lights....

    2. Re: Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put YouTube on a playlist while I drive and it auto skips them for me. Sometimes it's a few seconds late.

    3. Re:Perhaps by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      All of those things you named, you knew about already. With the ads, you now now of the existence of the other things, too. Technically, they're succeeding.

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    4. Re:Perhaps by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      All of those things you named, you knew about already. With the ads, you now now of the existence of the other things, too. Technically, they're succeeding.

      The measure of success for an ad is if it shows me something I'm interested in. An ad that tries to sell me stuff that I don't want is a waste of the advertisers money no matter how well I remember it.

    5. Re:Perhaps by n329619 · · Score: 1

      ads for ridiculous online games, Chinese pop music, Illumibowl toilet lights....

      At least you get toilet lights and other ads... which is already better than seeing the same shampoo ads 5 times.

  8. Doesn't everyone? by Gussington · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't even stand the 5 seconds youtube makes you watch an ad before you can skip it. There's a reason adblockers are so popular, and it isn't only Millenials.

    1. Re:Doesn't everyone? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I can't even stand the 5 seconds youtube makes you watch an ad before you can skip it.

      I couldn't, either, which is why I subscribed to Youtube Red. I know some people find it expensive, but Youtube is virtually my only source of visual media consumption, so with that consideration it's a no-brainer.

    2. Re:Doesn't everyone? by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Same here. Between adblocking, and YouTube's algorithms figuring out that ads don't influence me, I never got ads beyond YouTuber sponsorship interludes (which I don't usually mind when done appropriately). But I still bought YouTube Red because it allows the channels I like to get money without wasting my time. I also heavily invest my money via Patreon. I took the money i used to spend on cable, and spread that among my favorite channels that participate in Patreon.

  9. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    5 to 6 seconds for ads?

    WTF is wrong with them?

    No. Ads get maybe half a second while I'm finding the blocking script that they made it past.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what blocks youtube preroll ads?

    2. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either Adblock Plus or Ublock Origin. I don't know which one, because I use both. If I had to bet, I'd guess that they both do.

    3. Re:No. by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      I only use Adblock plus because ublock origin didn't get the video ads. IMO Adblock plus is better but everyone is different. Probably depends on what sites you access.

    4. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid. Just use fanboy's ultimate list and forget about the rest.

    5. Re:No. by AceViper · · Score: 1

      Youtube Red for $9.99/month.

  10. More BS by jwest · · Score: 2

    More than me, and I'm a lot older than that. Time to stop trying to millennials in a a bucket. People are people and millennials are not a special case.

    1. Re:More BS by jwest · · Score: 2

      "Time to stop trying to PUT millennials in a a bucket."

      Look, i broke a couple fingers and typing is tough... Respond to the intention not the typos....

    2. Re:More BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just figured you were a millennial and didn't have the patience to type that extra word.

    3. Re:More BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Time to stop trying to PUT millennials in a a bucket."

      Yeah, for a moment I thought you meant stop tying millenials to a bucket and I thought, man that's kinky.

    4. Re:More BS by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Not if it's full of concrete. Faster that way, you don't have to wait for their cement shoes to harden...

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  11. I have zero. by ckatko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I literally don't care about your ads. I'll mute them the second they come on. And if I remember an ad, I go out of my way to NOT purchase their product.

    "Hmm, I heard big mac today. I'm craving a big mac. Guess I'm not going."

    1. Re:I have zero. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I literally don't care about your ads. I'll mute them the second they come on. And if I remember an ad, I go out of my way to NOT purchase their product.

      Well, to be fair, that's a kind of caring. It's just not the kind they want. I feel precisely the same way. Anyone who shits on my mind with an advertising jingle or some pictures of fake food passed off as something they're selling deserves only my contempt, not my dollars.

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    2. Re:I have zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If sufficient numbers of people felt that way, Pepsi would take out annoying ads "supporting" Coca-cola (provided local laws allowed it).

    3. Re:I have zero. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I do. Especially the super annoying banner planes on the coast on a summer weekend. I make a point to remember the product so I'll never ever buy it, or turn it on in case it's for a radio station or TV show.

    4. Re:I have zero. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      If sufficient numbers of people felt that way, Pepsi would take out annoying ads "supporting" Coca-cola

      That sort of thing has been done. In the 1980 USA presidential campaign, won by Reagan, the opposing Democrats braodcast clips from Reagan's old films, as they were so cringeworthy.

    5. Re:I have zero. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If sufficient numbers of people felt that way, Pepsi would take out annoying ads "supporting" Coca-cola (provided local laws allowed it).

      To the best of my understanding, which I admit is limited, that's illegal. My understanding is that you can only use your competitors' trademarks for the explicit purpose of comparison or critique. Maybe a lawyer or someone who's actually bothered to read the law could comment :p

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    6. Re:I have zero. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

      You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

      Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

      You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

      – Banksy

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    7. Re: I have zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, how many times do they have to say it, Coke does NOT shrink your balls! That shrinkage issue has never been proven as directly caused by the consumption of Coke, at least not in a court of law!

    8. Re:I have zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most advertising will actually create a negative impression upon me. If your advertising actually annoys me (which most do) then I will make it a point to ignore their products/services.

      I'm in near 40 and I have zero tolerance for advertising.

    9. Re:I have zero. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      You should care about them. They helped pay for whatever it is you were doing. If you want to stay at home, do nothing then have at it. Better yet, move to Cuba. If you want to be a participant in life, care. Look at their products.

  12. Ads? by Excelcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Millennials have a 6 second attention span for anything. Including writi

  13. Duration of an ad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does "a 5 to 6 second online ad" mean? Heaven help us, have they started doing video advertising online? That's a really bad idea.

    1. Re:Duration of an ad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      welcome to 2002

  14. Not a millennial thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a 0 second attention span for ads, because advertisement sucks and is a waste of time and space. The brands I remember being shoved in my face? I go out of my way to pay more for something else because FUCK advertisers.

    1. Re:Not a millennial thing by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      True, I don't understand ads sometimes... for cars or perfumes or powder laundry or whatever food, they have 0 impact on my decision to buy or not these things.

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  15. Could have just left off "For Ads"... by tlambert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could have just left off "For Ads"...

    Just saying...

  16. Me too, or less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The time it takes to reach for the remote. On the computer, 0.5s to skip the few that get through the stack of ad blockers.

  17. Blipverts by mentil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, Blipverts are the future? This explains why Youtube is killing the 30-second ad in favor of shorter ads, though.

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    1. Re:Blipverts by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      So, Blipverts are the future?

      I gotta remember to throw some plastic sheets over the couch...

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    2. Re:Blipverts by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nice. I was really hoping to see Max Headroom pop back up for the modern era. When watching that show I distinctly remember thinking: "Wait a minute, how can corporations be more powerful than the government?". I wish i could go back to that innocence.....

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    3. Re:Blipverts by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So, Blipverts are the future? This explains why Youtube is killing the 30-second ad in favor of shorter ads, though.

      Have you seen the 5 second advert for the advert on Youtube? I think I first saw it with Jason Borne. Matt Damon punched someone and then the logo flashed up. I thought "shit that was a short trailer" but then it said "trailer follows".

      WTF it was an advert for an advert.

    4. Re:Blipverts by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Obvious. Advertisement is a product that is bought by gullible people who believe the advertising agency is the only business that does not want to sell its own product but rather somebody else's.

    5. Re:Blipverts by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Nice. I was really hoping to see Max Headroom pop back up for the modern era. When watching that show I distinctly remember thinking: "Wait a minute, how can corporations be more powerful than the government?". I wish i could go back to that innocence.....

      All this time the corporations were thinking the same thing, but with different inflection.

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  18. Because You are bothering us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 second ads at most.
    Don't waste people's time,
    Don't waste people's bandwidth on their non-unlimited wireless plans,
    Don't be In my Face.
    Don't sell me a lifestyle.
    Do not Yell.
    Do not be that annoying commercial that repeats it's self every 2 seconds with the same phrase.
    Tell me what you are, what you do. and how it benefits me.
    The end.

    1. Re:Because You are bothering us. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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      #DeleteFacebook
  19. Is it really attention span by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that in that 5 seconds, they are actually hopping on some less biased review site, determining the product is crap and moving on. Surely there's gotta be some point where advertising just works less.

  20. Still more than I've got. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    5 or 6 seconds for an ad is way more attention than I give them. I guess it will take a while before they learn to become "ad blind."

    --
    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
    1. Re:Still more than I've got. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't generally see ads online due to adblocker.
      On TV it varies.
      If the ad has an annoying soundtrack it gets muted within 1-2s, or maybe I flip to a non-commercial channel, BBC etc.
      If not I ignore it while looking at something else online.

  21. in the dark old days... by dschnur · · Score: 2

    For us Gen X'ers, in the old days before Streaming video and DVR's, we were forced to watch 30 second commercials.

    There was no alternative. ...except for VCR's, but those could be as annoying to use as commercials were to watch and early on, were really expensive.

    I don't think it's that we had a long attention span. I didn't. It's that we had no choice what so ever. It wasn't the length of the ad, it was how many you'd have to ignore at a time.

    We coped though. I always amazed myself with how much homework I could do three to four minutes at a time.

    1. Re:in the dark old days... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      And for prior generations, we did things like go to the bathroom, wash the dishes, put away the laundry ... longer ad breaks would let us start making a meal (I know, "what's 'making a meal' anyway? is that like nuking a pizza pocket?")

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      "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
    2. Re:in the dark old days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like finding the oven mitts, peeling back the foil on the Swanson's and stirring it a bit before shoving it back in the oven until the next commercial break?

    3. Re: in the dark old days... by Ralgha · · Score: 1

      WTF is a oven and what are the mitts for?

    4. Re: in the dark old days... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Some kind of retro food fad. The hipsters are all over it.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    5. Re: in the dark old days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it this way... a microwave works like an imaginary talking dog. An oven works like an oppressive society. Both can bring a person's killing instinct to a boil, but one is targeted and rapid while the other is more indiscriminate and slow cooking.

  22. Wrong conclusion by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not a 6 second attention span for ads before they get bored and move on, it's a 6 second tolerance of ads before the annoyance is worth the effort of avoiding the ad.

    But they already know that, which is why they play games with making the ads harder to avoid or skip instead of making short and clever attention-getting spots. They want to burn that brand into your head before you can press or click anything.

    Its why we have fights over commercial-skipping DVRs, why we have banners across the bottom of the screen, and why we have product placement.

    1. Re:Wrong conclusion by aktw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obviously the advertising CEO would rather place blame on millennials than acknowledge a problem with his industry...

    2. Re:Wrong conclusion by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Every time I'm tempted to hate millennials, I think about it and realize that (with minor changes due to technology) I was just like them. Then I confidently go ahead and hate them with the kind of confident loathing that comes from self-knowledge.

      I don't have the patience to wait 20 years for them to catch up with me.

    3. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should understand that people that make up that 'group' of people are all individuals and you are better off judging them as such, rather than a collective judgement.

      I'll wait.

  23. Re:Perhaps - their adblockers are that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I seldom see ads and I don't watch TV. I'm also not a millennial - a baby boomer actually. So if they are really watching ads for 5 seconds, then they still have a lot to learn about adblockers. Bah, kids these days. Now get off my lawn.

  24. Blipverts anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't be too far off now.

  25. No Time by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not having the patience for ads is not the same as having a short attention span. Maybe millennials are just a little more savvy than former generations and realize that all marketing is toxic horseshit.

    This story actually makes me optimistic for future generations.

    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:No Time by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Well the study isn't linked and there is no citation. The summary alludes to how ridiculous the claim is though. You cannot compare a 30 second television spot in the middle of a show that a viewer is engaged in and listening to with an online advertisement. They are two different things.

      I suspect this isn't at all related to millennials. Probably more of a people thing.

    2. Re:No Time by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I suspect this isn't at all related to millennials. Probably more of a people thing.

      You're probably right. I have no time for advertisements. I pay extra for my media just to make sure I don't get any advertisements. I don't even like it when there is a promo for another movie or show at the beginning of the movie or show I want to watch.

      There's no way to eliminate advertising and marketing generally from our lives. Anyone who tells you they have done it is lying, because marketing is ubiquitous. But I do not have to be an active participant.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    3. Re:No Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess we're supposed to want to listen ads.

      All I know is, I'll probably never have to design a website, but if I did, I would rather die before using Wix.

    4. Re:No Time by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Not having the patience for ads is not the same as having a short attention span. Maybe millennials are just a little more savvy than former generations and realize that all marketing is toxic horseshit.

      That sad thing is this is more true than people realize. They've dressed it up better these days but in the 50's, Fred Flintstone was smoking Winstons in a cartoon commercial. Camels: "More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette." And we thought this was perfectly socially acceptable at one point!

      --
      We'll make great pets
    5. Re:No Time by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      In the future, all ads will be like this one.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    6. Re:No Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not lying in telling you that it's been a very long time since I've seen an ad on the web or while watching television or movies.

      There is the rare product placement in a tv show or movie, and there are billboards and other things in the world that can't be avoided, but they're not really wasting any of my time and preventing me from getting to the material I want.

    7. Re:No Time by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      there are billboards and other things in the world that can't be avoided, but they're not really wasting any of my time

      Billboards and other things in the world may not waste your time, but they warp your worldview and control your mind.

      Remember that famous Apple "Big Brother" advertisement? You may not have even seen it, but yes, you remember it. I'll bet you could tell me the slogans of twenty different companies and sing me the jingles of twenty more. You can identify the latest model Lexus from the logo alone.

      The more you believe you are invulnerable to marketing, the more insidious its effect on you. We can try to minimize its effect on ourselves, but it still exerts its control.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
  26. where have i heard this sort of thing before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, yeah... right here on this very site.

    me? much older than "millennials".. i've been bombarded with an ever increasing amount of marketing bullshit for decades. i don't even have the patience for six seconds of adverts anymore.

  27. How do they figure this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like they took data from click based advertisements and figured out the demographic from cookies or other identification... and they probably are using click-through rates as signs of interest.

    So, demographics that are susceptible to advertisement might watch the ad and click at 20 seconds. But Millennials might not actually be susceptible to the ads. If they or anyone else clicks it in the first 6 seconds, it's probably because they made a mistake, not that they are interested in the product. The 6-second "attention span" is probably more of an identification time to recognize an advertisement so they can proceed to ignore it. And Millennials are very good at not clicking it after identifying it.

  28. Message to advertisers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a millennial, I do buy things online, and STOP SHOVING SHIT IN MY FACE and then maybe you can get some of my money.

  29. 5 to 6 second attention span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Another reason it was so easy for Trump to win. He kept his tweets short and sweet. He's a man of our times!

  30. Millenials only and a missing link? by antdude · · Score: 2

    I'm Gen-X. I also have a very short span and impatient for many things like ads.

    Also, this /. story is missing a link to the story. :P

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    1. Re:Millenials only and a missing link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the titlebar you millennial twat.

    2. Re:Millenials only and a missing link? by antdude · · Score: 1

      What did I say earlier, baby?

      --
      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  31. One Word by MassacrE · · Score: 2
  32. There were less ads in the 90s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be a 90s kid, but I remember seeing maybe 1-3 minutes of ads per 12 minutes on tv and that was it. And of course the ads you'd see on paper or walls, etc. But now there's 38472847 ads per website or video online! I mean come on the amount of ads is so oversaturating that I can't stand but ignore or block them. Relevant ads my foot, they just chuck ads at our face, track us, and sometimes feed us malware. Nope. They get 0 of my attention unless it Really is a good ad and I'm genuinely interested. Any ad now just annoys me because they're all stalking me across the internet or popping up all over the dang place. So ublock origin saves the day for me

  33. Millennials have that long an attention span? by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm quite a bit older than millennials, and I sure don't have a 5-6 second attention span for ads. The reason I became a cord cutter was all the obnoxious ads exploding across the bottom on the screen for 5-6 seconds. If that's what they're going to do, I don't care to view their content for free much less pay for it.

  34. I got some bad news for you, sunshine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This particular member of their parent generation has a 0 second attention span for ads.

  35. 0 secs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uBlock Origins, baby.

    Fuck ads.

  36. Millennials to lazy to install ad block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they'll just let their attention be wasted! We're doomed as a people.

  37. Sure... by xlsior · · Score: 1

    ... There is a difference between 'having no attention span' and 'being able to see bullshit for what it is and tune it out'

  38. Why blame millenials? by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    The only people paying attention to ads these days are the advertisers. I'm ancient by millenial standards, and 5-6 seconds is how long it takes me to find the skip/kill/mute button.

  39. and we have advertisers to thank for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  40. That can't be true. by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

    Mine is far less than that for ads. In fact, my attention is almost immediately lost as I hunt through AdBlock settings to figure out how the ad got past my ad blocker.

  41. Allow me... by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

    If you are advertising, chances are whatever you are offering isn't much of a deal. You're bigger and louder than your competition? Chances are you are offering an inferior product for a superior price. Which brings us to the second problem with advertising: the stupid scams you people pull just to put a little jingle in your pocket. You want to know why people block everything these days? Well, you already know the reason: it's you, or if it isn't you, it's ten of your friends. Come on, you know that you use SEO to pump up your Google stats; it's what everyone does, and it's not hurting anyone, right? Well, there's your answer.

    But what about giant epileptic shock-inducing blinking banner ads, they would certainly get customers, right? Try to imagine someone, on a ladder, in the middle of a parking lot, with a bullhorn or voice amplifier set to 11; you're pissing off millions of people to get hundreds of 'customers.'

    Flash ads? Well, you know how everyone is rocking the latest i7 or Ryzen-1800X? They aren't. Let me put it to you this way: if you and your choice of a partner are nearing the end of the 1st round of mutually pleasuring each other, are right on the rails of an orgasm, and some creepy guy in suit and glasses suddenly rolled out from underneath the bed that, up until a nanosecond ago, you were making passionate love on, and started asking you if you thought about switching home insurance providers, would that not kill the moment, right there and then? And assuming you somehow didn't die of a heart attack or brain aneurysm (at this 'advertisement'), would you really be interested, ever, in discussing home insurance providers, with anyone?

    1. Re:Allow me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this is a metaphor for the time you were masturbating to porn and an annoying popup ad ruined it for you?

  42. tl;dr by sheramil · · Score: 1

    "If you're an advertiser who wants to market a product to millennials, you're going to have to make it quick. A new study by comScore revealed online ads targeted toward millennials have to b

    *evil Willow voice* Bored now!

  43. Dying generation by mjvzb · · Score: 1

    Aren't most millennials either dead or in retirement homes at this point? Hip brands are all about gen-z and Alpha now. Alphas also wear gray and work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever

  44. Bad Grab, Bad Grab! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're going to have to make your case literally in a matter of seconds and make sure you grab somebody's attention

    Negative attention perhaps. I consider every video ad I see a potential attack to my system, both the computer and the brain. Ad targeting is also failing horribly. Even Google can't get it right as it misses the subject matter context of the adds and extends their generic targeting outside of a particular service or web site.

  45. multi-tasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    T&A

    That's called multi-tasking, the focus shifts every 5-6 seconds from Tits to Ass then back again.

    1. Re:multi-tasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      T&A

      That's called multi-tasking, the focus shifts every 5-6 seconds from Tits to Ass then back again.

      Six seconds later, it's all over, the monitor.

  46. 5-second ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the ad, a voice says ,"You can have younger skin. Buy (product name) lotion, and apply it twice daily for a month."

    The background image is two pictures, which show a face before and after using the lotion for a month.

  47. It's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I care so little about ads I tune them out within a few seconds. and then I remember to activate adblock.

  48. It doesn't mattter by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    None of them have jobs, or money to buy anything. Wait a few years until their baby-boomer parents die and leave them a little money. Then they'll start paying attention to ads.

  49. Not attention span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they basing it on his long people are watching ads? Because I'm not watching ads, I'm tired of their shit interrupting my internet. Especially on Facebook, as soon as it shows ad loading I don't continue watching. If it is some shit website that covers the screen in ads or auto plays video, that website doesn't need anymore traffic from me. Then everyone whines because I use ad block, but I don't want to see you obnoxious I your face ads.

  50. Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 5-6 seconds is not their attention span, it's the time needed to reach for the remote.

  51. Stockholm syndrome victims envy? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The older generation is used to radio and TV where you can not skip ads. Magazine ads are unobstrusive, there for you if you want to read it, but stay without causing irritation, subsidizing the cost of the magazine. The Radio/TV advertisers abused their captive audience so long we got used to it and developed our own defense mechanisms like scheduling the bathroom breaks or doing other small tasks.

    Web browsing is completely different, we don't have to take that nonsense anymore and we dont. And the younger generation which has not grown used to advertiser abuse tolerate it even less.

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    1. Re:Stockholm syndrome victims envy? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Stockholm syndrome would require you to eventually at least get used to the situation. And advertising doesn't allow this, by definition, because getting used to something also entails not paying attention to it anymore. And advertising wants exactly that from you. So they became more obnoxious, more intrusive, more in-your-face every time you eventually got used to them.

      Even my dad, who is going to be 70 in a few years, who pretty much existed with ads for his whole life, even he is still bitching about ads and pointedly changing the channel whenever ads come on. That's probably also why he always claims we have never seen a certain movie when we switch to one, it's not Alzheimer, he really has not seen THAT particular segment of it because it was after a commercial break where he found something more interesting during his commercial-break channel surfing...

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  52. Ads by tquasar · · Score: 1

    Who gets advertising? I've used adblock for years, no fishing email or adspam.

  53. That's pretty good! by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    Usually my attention span for ads is less than 1 second. Way to go millenials!

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  54. Its not attention span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figure its not so much attention span as a measure of the average time to skip the ad. You'd would think they would have better reflexes, I'm guessing its a lack of proper computer administration training education in our schools, they just don't know how to maintain proper ad blocking software, nor to roll their own.

  55. I have a 0 second attention span for ads. by waspleg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your company is not entitled to my time, bandwidth, nor attention.

    On browsers: uBlock Origin, HTTPS Everywhere, Privacy Badger.

    On my home network: pfSense firewall sits between Comcast and everything else. pfBlockerng + DNSBL

    They are configured with multiple host list sources, it's the best thing I've ever done for adblocking. It stops all the shit from getting on my SmartTV which is locked down and auto-updates but it doesn't fucking play ads in the youtube app or anywhere else but TV from the antenna.

  56. More likely to block ads too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably more likely to just block the ads altogether. I personally don't mind static ads that just take up space. But I have noticed a ever increasing amount of active ads that really slow down page loading and are just plain annoying.

  57. The problem with adds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can appreciate that adds help support the online content I enjoy.

    However, I am rarely if ever persuaded by an add to purchase a product. Almost all adds I'm exposed to are irrelevant to me.

    I'm the type of customer who will research a product and seek out articles and reviews from trusted sources before purchasing, not because I found an add entertaining.

    The exception is the product category I didn't even know existed. In that case, again I will explore possible competition and options before making a decision. An add for company A might lead me to purchase from company B.

    This has been true even when I was a kid, back when I still watched TV.

  58. My attention span for ADVERTISING.... by Zurkeyon3733 · · Score: 1

    Is 0.0 Seconds. I have FULLY ignored all advertising pointed at me, since I was about 12 years old... 27 years ago. Ads only work on the simple minded... Heavily Advertising to someone like me, especially on youtube, is basically a GUARANTEE that I "WON'T" Buy your products or services. You might even end up blacklisted in my household. Like Grammarly and WIX. The 2 most annoying advertisers on youtube. I would NEVER do business with either company. Due 100% to their overly aggressive marketing campaigns forcing me to hit mute 100+x a day as I watch videos online. I run EVERY ad blocker known to man, and I will CONTINUE to fully ignore any and all advertising, until the day I die! My ability to care for what you people are selling, is nonexistent. You have Forced me to suppress that ability with your overuse of "Advertising", as It eventually causes the total suppression of attention span for bullshit...

    1. Re:My attention span for ADVERTISING.... by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Just for interesting's sake are you related to the Munchkin guy?
      Regardless, you have a great last name (mine is Jackson too).

      I "almost" agree with you.
      I have a span of 0.1 seconds; I have to know an ad first.
      Well exactly 5 seconds on Youtube.
      "Rushes to click ignore ad."

      Is WIX the "you need a website" company?
      I especially ignore what I call clickbait ads.
      I don't need a website; using WIX or anything else.

      --
      Why don't you guys have friends or journals?
  59. NOBODY has that long an attention span. by elistan · · Score: 2

    I'm quite a bit older than millennials, and I sure don't have a 5-6 second attention span for ads.

    Same. I'm in my 40s and cannot tolerate video ads. If I watch some interesting video on Facebook that fades in an ad I'll scroll down right away. If I watch something that I've DVR'd I'll mash the FF button through ads. If I'm on a web page that starts playing a video ad I'll immediately close the page. If I'm watching a YouTube video I'll immediate click the Skip Ad button once it becomes available. (I've noticed some new ads last only the amount of time the button isn't available.) I don't go to gas stations that play ads from the petrol pump. This isn't a generational thing - this is a 'these ads are fucking annoying' thing.

  60. Sauce? by Zanadou · · Score: 1

    Millennials also have a 5 to 6 second attention span when remembering to included the article source in their Slashdot submissions, too.

    P.S. "Reader schwit1 writes..." ... is obviously the new way of expressing "copy and paste".

  61. Nice for them by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    I was born in the fifties of last century and I have none whatsoever.

  62. younger longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, ad tolerance increases as you get younger. As an old fart, my attention span for ads is about 12 milliseconds. It they have T&A, then 14 milliseconds.

  63. Re:Six second millenial attention span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god this is fucking *boring* even if you skim read it.

  64. You see decent ads? Bullshit. NAME ONE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see decent ads? Bullshit. NAME ONE.

  65. That headline was too long for millennials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a headline that long, you lost most of the millennials at "5".

  66. A simple Ad Block -- your hosts file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just go to

    http://winhelp2002.mvps.org/hosts.txt

    for the latest version of the malware/advert blocking hosts file. It gets updated about every 5 or 6 weeks. FREEWARE!

  67. On a positive note by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Superbowl commercials are going to be a lot cheaper if you're only doing 5-6 second time slots.

    Assuming anyone will continue watching it that is.

  68. It's easy and logical to disregard ads... by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone even bother paying attention to an ad? Even if it was a product I was potentially interested in, their point of view is completely biased. No sales person or ad ever tells you the drawbacks to a product (unless legislated to such as drug side effects), their goal is to tell you good things. I know this. You know this. Pretty much everyone knows this. So why would I consider their opinion as a serious factor in my purchasing decision. The maker of widget XYZ says its great, oh.. you don't say?!?

    Second, advertisements don't drive my purchases. Budgeting, need, and benefit evaluation does. My awareness of something existing doesn't alter my need for that product. If I need a product I'm likely already researching it, and my data points are going to come from non-biased sources and properties that you can evaluate in an objective matter wherever possible, and when not possible a healthy dose of skepticism will be applied as a modifier.

  69. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    That does not make any sense. The information function of ads have long been replaced by the concept of search engines.

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  70. Re: I'm way older, I have zero attention for ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes I'm sure all demand for products will just magically cease to exist if we got rid of ads.

    Lmao

  71. TL/DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....................squirrel!............

  72. Re:Six second millenial attention span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god this is fucking *boring* even if you skim read it.

    shane_optima is butt hurt about being reject by Trump. Soooooooo buttttt huuuuurrrrrtttttt

    suka

  73. shane_optima: alt-right butt hurt expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump has had his way with the butt hurt alt-rights and their butt is hurting when they post.

    Alt-right butt hurt: It's the really really really bad kind of butt hurt that everyone pitys and glad it isn't them that butt hurt.

    captcha: exceed

    probably shane_optima's expectation of butt hurt and how bad it could be.

  74. I, otoh, have zero tolerance for ads by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    When you get older, you notice that your time is limited. You trying to waste my time peddling your shit makes you my enemy. You're trying to steal the most precious asset I have and you will be fought tooth and nail.

    Hello. My name is Opportunist, you killed my time, prepare to die.

    --
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  75. YouTube ad skip timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Utter bollocks. In case these idiots haven't realised, you have to wait 5 seconds to skip a youtube ad - make that 6 seconds if the window doesn't have focus, or you're slow to react. Thats not my attention span, thats literally me trying to close off your shit.

  76. The magic number (of seconds) 7, plus or minus 2 by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the classic study of human visual/mental acuity "The Magic Number 7, plus or minus 2" were done today what the results would be. I have to think the number of items we can scan has gone up from UI training on screens but the understanding of what those items represent has likely gone down. Not strictly speaking an attention span function, but related.

  77. The kids are awfully slow by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    I'm 65 and my attention span for ads is around 2 seconds (i.e., the amount of time it takes me to figure out it's an ad).

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    An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
  78. This was something about attention span. by fhaq · · Score: 1

    5 to 6 seconds? Got that beat by 5 or 6 seconds.

  79. Head On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Head On, Apply Directly To Forehead

  80. Give in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I'm tempted to hate millennials,

    Just give in to the temptation, it feels soooo good.

  81. TL;DR? by Sean_Mc · · Score: 1

    Three entire lines? Not reading all that crap.

  82. Attention Sp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What were we talking about?