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'Star Trek: Discovery' Premieres Tonight (ew.com)

An anonymous reader quotes EW.com: Tonight CBS will premiere the first new Star Trek TV series in 12 years at 8:30 p.m. on the company's regular broadcast network. Immediately afterward, the second episode of Star Trek: Discovery will stream exclusively on CBS All Access -- the company's $6 per month streaming service... CBS saw an opportunity to leverage the built-in popularity of Star Trek to help fuel its fledgling All Access streaming service. The service currently has about 1 million subscribers and the company's goal is to grow it to 4 million by 2020...

But once fans watch Discovery, they'll notice the show's production values aren't like a typical broadcast show, but more reminiscent of a premium cable or streaming show. CBS was able to justify spending a bit more money on Discovery since it's going onto the paid tier. Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for.

The Los Angeles Times reports each episode costs $8 million -- though Netflix is paying $6 million for each episode's international broadcast rights. The show's main title sequence has been released, and the Verge reports that the show is set before the original 1966 series (but after Star Trek: Enterprise) along with some other possible spoilers.

Space.com asked one of the show's actors who his favorite Star Trek captain was. "I mean, Kirk," answered James Frain, who plays the Vulcan Sarek in Discovery. "That's like, 'Who's your favorite James Bond?', and if you don't say 'Sean Connery,' really? Come on."

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  1. Nope by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it ain't on Amazon or Comcast, I'm not watching it. Not gonna pay monthly fees for yet another streaming service just to watch one TV show.

    1. Re:Nope by segedunum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the problem. They don't seem to realise this.

    2. Re:Nope by Master+Moose · · Score: 2

      For once, an advantage in being in the "International" grouping. Its straight to netflix for me.

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    3. Re:Nope by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      It's literally on broadcast television.

    4. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first episode is. The rest of the series is not.

    5. Re:Nope by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read carefully you'll see you can watch the show for free next week...

    6. Re: Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Immediately afterward, the second episode of Star Trek: Discovery will stream exclusively on CBS All Access -- the company's $6 per month streaming service... "

      and 30 seconds later, it will be on the popular file share repositories.

    7. Re:Nope by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You deny being a racist? Why? We can all read what you write, you're not some secretive societal critic speaking truth to power, lol. You hate multiculturalism. Well news flash, STAR TREK HAS ALWAYS BEEN MULTICULTURAL. Deal with it or don't.

    8. Re:Nope by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, all the Star Trek series and films that have aired to date have depicted the human race as multi-ethnic but largely monocultural. It's been the alien cultures that were depicted as truly Other in terms of Western norms. And quite often, it was very judgemental and heavy handed in its portrayal of Human (read: Western) morality and values as superior to that of the alien culture of the week's.

      Keep on trollin' though.

    9. Re:Nope by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the problem. They don't seem to realise this.

      Is it a problem for them?

      The OP is already subscribed to a single streaming service, if they released every show on each streaming service the OP would still be subscribed to a single streaming service.

      But by breaking up the market there's a bunch of people who subscribe to more than one streaming service.

      It sucks for the consumer but it's great for the industry.

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    10. Re: Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "You don't have the same opinions as me therefore you're a terrible person!!"
      Signed
      Astonishingly Tolerant Liberal

      PS: Virtue Signalling is for cool kidz!
      PPS: Complaining about the words "virtue signalling" is for even cooler kidz!

    11. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Remember when you are losing an argument all you need to do is shout racist and walk away

    12. Re:Nope by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 2

      I guess the latent dangers of genetic engineering (eugenics*) as played by Ricardo Malteban didn't sink in, you were too freaked out about Uhuru kissing Kirk. Pity, you missed some interesting thought seeds.

    13. Re: Nope by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 1

      I'm debating. It's about a buck fifty for an episode, on par with what I pay for Dr Who from amazon. I guess I'll have to see how good it is!

    14. Re:Nope by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      If you read carefully you'll see you can watch the show for free next week...

      Where?

      Tonight CBS will premiere the first new Star Trek TV series in 12 years at 8:30 p.m. on the company’s regular broadcast network.

      Immediately afterward, the second episode of Star Trek: Discovery will stream exclusively on CBS All Access — the company’s $6 per month streaming service...

      After this week, the third episode will air Oct. 1 exclusively on All Access, and so will the rest of the episodes throughout the show’s first season. (Internationally, the show will air weekly on Netflix).

      Is it available for free on the All Access site after the first week?

    15. Re:Nope by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe, maybe not. Depends on people's willingness to be nickle-and-dimed. To date, most of the streaming services have been content delivery platforms only and people only had one or two at a time (counting cable). Not so sure people are willing to have make the psychological leap to subscribe to N different services for N different TV shows. There's a spectrum between all-or-nothing bundling on the one side, total a-la-carte on the other, and this CBS venture seems like it falls into an uncanny valley somewhere in between.

    16. Re:Nope by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I should be in that group too, but somehow, I'm pretty sure Netflix Canada won't have it because CRTC or some other bullshit like an exclusive cable/satellite deal that also includes streaming.

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    17. Re:Nope by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Informative

      Found something online:

      "Lucky Canadians. While the rest of the world has to figure out the right app to download and how to stream it to their TV, Canadians are just chilling. If you live in Canada, you can watch Star Trek: Discovery on the Space Channel, starting Sunday, September 24 at 8:30PM ET. Each episode will air on subsequent Sundays at 8:30PM ET.

      If you can’t catch Discovery at its regular date and time, each episode can be found through participating On Demand channels, as well as the Space Go app. If you are anti-Space Channel, you can stream the series through the CraveTV* streaming service starting Monday, September 25 at 10PM ET. Of course, access to Discovery on the CraveTV app requires a monthly subscription fee to the service."

      * CraveTV is a Canadian subscription video on demand service owned by Bell Media.

      So it seems we're not getting Star Trek: Discovery via Netflix either. Fuck you, Bell Media.

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    18. Re:Nope by Zocalo · · Score: 2

      Why *would* they realise this? People in the US have been asking for a-la-carte TV for years (decades?) rather than the bundles full of unwanted cable channels they've been forced to pay for in order to get the few they actually wanted. Now that they're finally on board with it, the Internet is providing broadcasters with a means to both cut out the cable middle-man and deliver those a-la-carte services, so of *course* they're expecting all those holdouts to finally cut the cord and just pay for the channels they want while dropping the rest.

      Unless people want to replace their monopoly cable company bundles that are full of crap they don't need with a monopoly Netflix/Amazon/whatever Internet bundle that's also full of crap they don't need so they can continue to moan about the lack of an a-la-carte offering, of course.

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    19. Re:Nope by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      Different people have different definitions of a-la-carte. It can be by channel, or by show. And it can mean an added fee to one service or having to do business with (as in give credit card information, keep it updated when card changes, etc etc) N different companies for N different a-la-carte items.

      Add to that the psychological block people (like me) will have in paying money to an over-the-air broadcast network and you've got yourself a big fat wrench in the works.

    20. Re: Nope by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

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    21. Re:Nope by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      http://i1071.photobucket.com/a... you're wrong. "monoculture" would not have overt native americans.

    22. Re:Nope by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Sure, but which definition do you think that CBS is more likely to use - given that (for now, at least) they can hardly put together a bundle that includes content from other broadcasters? They've provided an option to acquire some of their content outside of a bundle - either standalone or in conjunction with another package - which is pretty much what people have been asking for. It's also potentially only a first step for them; maybe next, they'll go further down the pay-per-view route and let you pay for individual series, or perhaps even specific episodes. Or maybe they'll just scrap the whole idea because it turns out an insufficient number of people are prepared to pay, which - Devil's Advocacy aside - I suspect is actually more likely to be the case, popularity of Trek not withstanding.

      FWIW, personally, I don't see much difference between monolithic cable bundles and the likes of Netflix/Amazon; sure the latter might be better value for money than a cable subscription, but there's still a huge amount of stuff I'd be paying for that I'm not just interested in given that I'm typically watching somwhere between two and maybe five or six shows a week, tops. Paying per broadcaster, per the CBS model, doesn't seem much better economically either; most viewer's shows will be scattered across multiple broadcasters, so the cost of subscribing to all the ones someone might want is going to add up fast and still includes a lot of unwanted content. It's even worse if you go full-on pay-per-view on a per-show or per-episode basis as that gets ridiculously expensive when you add it all up on the likes of Google Play or iTunes, and (so far at least) no one seems to be offering what I'd call true a-la-carte and offering a menu of *every* channel (or show) that I can build my own bundle of whatever I want from. Well, not legally anyway. The first company that offers a selection of package deals in the form of "Any X shows for $Y per month" that covers all (or perhaps even just most) of the shows I'm interested in, with bonus points if I get some form of credit for any unused shows in a given month, will get my money. Needless to say, I'm not holding out much hope.

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    23. Re: Nope by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      STD lol

    24. Re:Nope by jmccue · · Score: 1

      Not to mention I cannot stream it on Linux, if that was supported I would consider it, but oh well, one less show to follow :)

    25. Re:Nope by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      If it ain't on Amazon or Comcast, I'm not watching it. Not gonna pay monthly fees for yet another streaming service just to watch one TV show.

      Wait until the end of the season, when it will be on Netflix.

    26. Re:Nope by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My new favorite Captain is Ed of the Orville. He's closer to Trek than either CBS or Paramount has been in decades.

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    27. Re:Nope by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That's still pretty damn monocultural. North American Humans dominate Star Fleet.

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    28. Re:Nope by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      You can get a DRM-free digital copy by plugging a $50 ATSC widget and an antenna into your computer, and running a DVR program. It's some kind of free streaming service CBS is legally obliged to operate, called "Television".

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    29. Re:Nope by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I happen to agree.
      Having seen discovery I was really kinda let down.
      1. The characters were not really interesting. They were the same tropes over again. Part Vulcan part human who is at war with their emotions... yawn seen it.

      2. They messed with the Klingons a bit too far. Originally I was OK with the more alien looking makeup. However after they talk and moved it just looked and felt fake. Even when they talked in Klingon it was slurred speech like they had marbles in their mouth. Then having them very religious with elaborate ceremonies just didn’t say warrior culture.

      3. 1 hour for 15 minuets of content. I’ll avoid spoilers but there was too much exposition for stuff I really didn’t care about at the moment.

      4. The lack of fun... this plays like an early 2000 SyFi Chanel show. Dark and deep with a lot going on all meaning little. We live in bad times already I want some some escapism.

      Perhaps I was just pissed because it got delayed and I sat threw Opra trying to moderate a bunch of Trump and Non-Trump supporters both just giving the standard excused that pissed me off before the show started. But I wasn’t too pleased with the show. And the fact that they want me to pay money to see the other episode is just insulting. If you are going to stream it put it on Hulu or American Netflix. I don’t want an other monthly bill just to watch a mediocre show.
      If it was broadcast or on a normal streaming service then I may want to give it a view.

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    30. Re:Nope by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      They're saying, PLEASE subscribe to our service that we know you don't want." We're hearing, "Just go ahead and pirate it."

      If they'd just go ahead and put it on regular CBS, I'd watch live or DVR it, and end up watching most of the commercials. Instead I'll be forced to download a version with no commercials. Oh well, less convenient for me and no profit to be made by them off of my eyeballs, but that's their choice. It will be disappointing when they don't bring it back for Season 2 because All Access is a failure.

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    31. Re: Nope by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2

      STD lol

      It's a Canadian STD though - it pops up one day, apologizes, and goes away the next day, so no big deal.

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    32. Re:Nope by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, all the Star Trek series and films that have aired to date have depicted the human race as multi-ethnic but largely monocultural.

      With a whoooooole lot of white male, human, English-speaking captains, admirals, etc. I hope they Make Starfleet Great Again, and "totally destroy" anyone who thumbs his nose at them. We need to keep those undocumented Ferengi out.

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    33. Re:Nope by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I can't stream it on my CP/M-86 system either. It has a perfectly good green screen.

    34. Re:Nope by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      nonsense

      PIP CRT:=NET[https://cbs.streaming.com/startrek/episode2]

      Just be sure it's more than 9600 baud for high def

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    35. Re: Nope by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      OK. I'm a dolt in my tottering low-wattage dotage. I didn't get it either. Now if only the proposed distro channel had Breaking Bad and House of Cards.

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    36. Re:Nope by antdude · · Score: 1

      Licensing and $$$ I bet. :(

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    37. Re: Nope by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the sight of you naked is quite lovely but I'm afraid we're simply not interested.

    38. Re: Nope by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm betting it will be an SJW bomb.

      Yeah, that would be a shame. Star Trek has never previously been about social justice issues. Gene Roddenberry was all about the status quo, but in spaaaace.

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    39. Re:Nope by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The fact that they are spooling it out one episode per week alters the economics too. I'll happily subscribe to Netflix for a month primarily to get a season of one new show, but for Discovery I'd have to do 3 a total of about 6 months I think.

      Because CBS are naturally going for maximum publicity, hype and viral marketing the spoilers are gonna be everywhere. The best I can do is avoid them until this evening and then pirate it. I'll catch some episodes via Netflix when I subscribe for Stranger Things and The Punisher in a few weeks time.

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    40. Re:Nope by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd have to install that stuff in some remote location, because I don't actually receive terrestrial broadcasts of CBS where I live. Admittedly, it's the sticks.

      I plan to just wait until the season is over and then decide if I give a shit about the show based on commentary on Slashdot and social media, at which point I can use the one week free trial of the CBS app on the Amazon FireTV and binge watch the season.

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    41. Re:Nope by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Same basic idea, bu WOW cable or Netflix, otherwise no go.

    42. Re:Nope by sabbede · · Score: 1
      I have Netflix and Charter, but otherwise I'm with you.

      I thought it might be like other network's streaming service, where you can sign in with a cable account. Doesn't look like it is, and the first episode was delayed by football, so instead of recording it, I have the last half of 60 minutes and the first half of Discovery.

      I might have missed out entirely. Screw CBS.

    43. Re:Nope by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Tempted to agree, but I don;t even want to reward them with eyes by torrenting it. Skipping this one, as will many, and that will help kill it fast.

      Of course, CBS greed won't take the blame like it should, they'll just "There's no market for Star Trek" rather than admit their own greed helped kill them....

    44. Re:Nope by gatzke · · Score: 1

      Orville was odd. Bad acting, plus is it comedy or is it parody or is it real?

      Not sure what it is, but I will watch it just to support hard scifi on TV. Heck, I watch Lexx and it was awful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexx

    45. Re:Nope by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I was pleasantly surprised by episode 3 of The Orville. It could easily have been a TNG or Voyager episode.

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    46. Re:Nope by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that even in Next Generation, racism towards Ferengi is apparently okay. In one episode some Ferengi are invited aboard the Enterprise, and Riker can't hide his disgust. He orders for them to be quartered well away from his own dwelling, and is instantly and automatically hostile to them. No-one calls him out on it, with many apparently feeling the same way.

      As for monocultural, if Picard is anything to go by French culture had largely homoegnized into British culture by his time. He was the least French French guy ever, but then again most of the alien races either speak English or have only one single language.

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    47. Re:Nope by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Then having them very religious with elaborate ceremonies just didn’t say warrior culture

      I've not seen the show, but I read that they're meant to be an ostracised off-shoot of mainstream Klingon culture. Being unlike the mainstream would seem to fit pretty well there: Klingon Amish.

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    48. Re:Nope by pnutjam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's definitely a comedy, but your right about the bad acting. My wife doesn't think MacFrlane will hire anyone that acts better then him, which is a pretty low ceiling.
      I like it so far, but the ham fisted social commentary is rough. MacFarlane seems to love setting up a both sides are bad scenario.
      He's classic fence sitter ruining America, shitting on a real issue then making a joke about the corn in the turd.

    49. Re:Nope by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      So says the crack dealer to the addict. Geez.

    50. Re:Nope by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You assume the over-the-air signals reach my middle-of-the-woods town. Please submit you 'nerd' credentials for review.

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    51. Re:Nope by Hodr · · Score: 1

      Is it racism if they aren't human? Can you be racist against skunks? If someone says "ahh hell, smells like someone ran over a skunk. They smell so disgusting." are they racist?

      One of the reasons racism is bad is because it is largely based on artificial distinctions and breaks a single species into arbitrary tribes. But if you are legitimately separate species then why is it inherently bad for one to dislike the other?

      Do wolves and sheep have to love each other?

    52. Re:Nope by hawk · · Score: 1

      But the bad acting is part of what makes it Star Trek-is . . . Star Trek never would have worked if Shatner could act, or if the rest were all that good.

      hawk

    53. Re:Nope by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's bad because it's wrong to pre-judge sentient beings. As we have seen on the show, some Ferengi are decent people. It's unfair to judge them by the actions of others.

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    54. Re:Nope by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing with subscriptions. I subscribe to watch what I want to see and then drop them. This isn't cable or satellite with their equipment fees and/or yearly contracts. I subscribed to Showtime for Twin Peaks. I just dropped that one. It worked out to about $1.50 per episode and I got to watch it as soon as each episode started airing on Showtime. I'll probably do the same with Discovery. I do Hulu for prime time network TV season. I have Sling for college football season as it's the cheapest way to get ESPN. With more and more streaming options and everyone wanting a larger slice of the pie, I think this behavior will soon become the norm. Either that or people will keep one service full time like Netflix/Hulu/etc and skip around for others.

    55. Re:Nope by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Hay, CP/M-86 is the 16 bit version of CP/M.

    56. Re:Nope by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I actually liked last Thursday's episode. It was a classic morality play, but that's what made Trek good. It reminded me of the Next Generation Episode where Data-as-Person was on trial.

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    57. Re:Nope by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      I think it was a combination of 2 TNG Episodes, with a McFarlane twist. The one where the monosexual "woman" fell in love with Riker, and the tribunal which decided whether or not Data was a person.

      Updated, of course, for Seth's humor, bad acting, and the utter chaos of how our culture is handling transgender issues.

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    58. Re: Nope by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does it have an autist one-eyed, cripple bi-transexual half-asian latino captain with a speech impediment ? If not there will be massive protest refusals to download because of the statistical inequality. The new hip ... right next to : government cracks down on peruvian pirates b/c thats about all they can call success, AND TRENDY errrh....

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    59. Re: Nope by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

      Well it wasn't until Rodenberrry started backing away from the show that black dudes got promoted into positions of power (Michael Dorn to Chief of Security, Levar Burton to Chief of Engineering). Before that, they were just help. And I'm not sure if Rodenberry was even alive, when first black capitan or female admiral was shown.

      But he was all about kissing black eye candies, I give you that!

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    60. Re: Nope by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Well it wasn't until Rodenberrry started backing away from the show that...

      Not really sure what your point is. When Star Trek aired, it was groundbreaking. No one goes to the end point in one jump. That's why it's called "progress" not "jumping to the end in one go". If you want to argue that things which are progressive in one decade are normal in another and even a bit old fashioned in the next, then go ahead, but it's kind of obvious. But that doesn't make Star Trek any less progressive.

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    61. Re:Nope by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That was the point of the morality play. The Dictatorship of Moral Relativism clashing with Objective Morality- with a switch up between progressives and traditionalists where it was the traditionalists who were relativists and the progressives who were objective.

      The Objective Progressive Losing in Court *was the point*.

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  2. Presuming, of course... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    ... the footballs games don't run late and all the DVRs miss the new start time. Sunday evening on CBS is The Worst Time for TV shows to air.

    1. Re:Presuming, of course... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I think what you're presuming is that the show will be watched OTA to any significant degree. There are very few TV antennas left in my town; the inconvenience is just too high compared to the ability to time-shift streaming. Not to mention being inundated with commercials.

      I haven't watched anything OTA in years, nor do I ever expect to again.

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    2. Re:Presuming, of course... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      I think what you're presuming is that the show will be watched OTA to any significant degree... No. What I am presuming is that the premiere broadcast will be on the broadcast network of CBS, on cable in addition to OTA. No antenna needed for me. I have a DVR, I don't see commercials. And I don't have to pay $6 per month to watch a single show. You may have differing preferences.

    3. Re:Presuming, of course... by Megane · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, while Fox ran the first two episodes of The Orville on Sunday night in the "overtime death slot", they wisely moved it to Thursday nights. And yes, this Sunday's episode was 45 minutes late because of handegg. At least about a year or so they got a clue about their Sunday night regular (mostly) animation block and started running sacrificial reruns in the first time slot, JIPping them if sports ran overtime, so DVRs can properly get all the new episodes.

      Meanwhile, I missed quite a few episodes of Elementary because sports ran over and shifted their entire Sunday night schedule, sometimes by as much as an hour. I had started recording the local news afterward just so I would have a chance of seeing an entire episode. Sunday nights on CBS aren't just a sports overtime death slot, they're an entire overtime death night.

      Needless to say, I set this to end 31 minutes late. I just want to see how much of a train wreck it's going to be while I continue to enjoy The Orville, aka "Snark Trek". If we're really lucky, it might even break the Fox sci-fi curse and get renewed, it's that good.

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    4. Re:Presuming, of course... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      There must be no millennials in your town then: https://www.wsj.com/articles/m...

      Or the OTA antennas have moved indoors. It is shocking to me how many people I know who rely on OTA for some portion of their video consumption, none of who use an outdoor antenna.

      Last month I dropped a OTA tuner, antenna and Raspberry Pi in another timezone just so I could watch out of state football games without paying for a service... and I am not a millennial.

    5. Re:Presuming, of course... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Or the OTA antennas have moved indoors.

      That could certainly be. I'll look around and see if we have any active translators that would enable reception on such a thing. Back when I was doing OTA, indoor antennas weren't even remotely practical here, but it's entirely possible that with the shift to digital, they changed the TX infrastructure...

      Yep. Good call. They did. There are quite a few very strong digital channels here now. My flat panel hears them with a wire hanging out the connector. I stand corrected.

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    6. Re:Presuming, of course... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      See my other reply here; but as far as DVRs go, I'm definitely not convinced DVRs account for much of anything, percentage-wise. Fun as they are.

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    7. Re:Presuming, of course... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      ... the footballs games don't run late and all the DVRs miss the new start time. Sunday evening on CBS is The Worst Time for TV shows to air.

      Oh, they won't miss the new start time, just the new END time. You'd think cable companies would have DVRs that adapt to changing times or program lengths by now.

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    8. Re:Presuming, of course... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly what happened.

      What makes it worse, is that it happened in Canada on the Space Channel... There is no ^#%@ football on the space channel wtf! (Unless space football is created at some point, at which time I would definitely start watching it!)

      I get it was delayed on CBS, but they really had to delay it in Canada as well?

    9. Re:Presuming, of course... by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      I'm definitely not convinced DVRs account for much of anything, percentage-wise.

      I only watch DVR. I may stream on comcast on-demand once in a while if there's a new show I may want to try out. But if it is something I may watch regularly, I'm going to record it and watch it on my schedule -- without the bloody commercials. I don't have much time for entertainment TV. I'm just as likely to stream a tutorial or MOOC video on Youtube.

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  3. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, if you've made up your mind before watching it, you don't have to watch it.

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  4. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's the other reason I'm going to pass on this for a while and wait for the reviews to come in.

    BTW I was pleasantly surprised by, of all things, The Orville and how of all people Seth McFarlane managed to pull off an adult story about a hot-button topic without coming off as a nutter extremist for either side.

    I should also say that I'm not being paid by Fox, but I would like to boost their ratings because I find that I like the show and don't want it cancelled.

  5. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But which identity group the characters belong to that matters. Welcome to grievance hell - paid version.

    I'm also predicting prominent LGBT characters, for no reason other than to have them. Its a requirement any more.

  6. SJW crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously... Why does every main character *have*to be a minority woman? This liberal SJW crap probably ruined what could have been a great show.

    1. Re:SJW crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For fucks sake, are all alt-right racist bigots as clueless as you ? Don't you even get what principles the Star Trek universe was built on back in the sixties ?

      Star Trek is the ultimate SJW's wet dream. Gene Rodenberry was a SJW. What ? A black woman as a bridge OFFICER ?!?! An alien as the first officer ? Women admirals who outranked men ? Extraterrestrials of all origins as equal partners in a galactic federation of planets ? A world without war, discrimination, poverty and *GASP* money ?

      This liberal SJW crap, as you call it, is not what ruined the original Star Trek, it's what made it one of the best, most influencial tv show in human history.

      I'm old enough to remember when Star Trek was recieving the same kind of critics you're making by equally stupid cavemen back in the sixties. I was hoping your lot would be extinct by now.

    2. Re:SJW crap by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 2

      "Nietzsche is about as far from SJW as you can get." Well most people interested in their purported virtue in racism haven't read Nietzsche very carefully either.

    3. Re:SJW crap by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Seriously... Why does every main character *have*to be a minority woman? This liberal SJW crap probably ruined what could have been a great show.

      And by "every" you mean "one"?

      We don't know what the actual show will be like but the friggin' captain is a white male, I'm guessing he'll be more than an occasional guest star (unless he gets killed off, then there will surely be other white males in the cast).

      And how many shows have a main cast that is entirely white male with a token female and a token minority?

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    4. Re:SJW crap by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      "Nietzsche is about as far from SJW as you can get." Well most people interested in their purported virtue in racism haven't read Nietzsche very carefully either.

      I TL;DR it by just listening to the tone poem...

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    5. Re:SJW crap by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Nietzsche is about as far from SJW as you can get." Well most people interested in their purported virtue in racism haven't read Nietzsche very carefully either.

      I TL;DR it by just listening to the tone poem...

      After Gene died things changed completely for Trek. The only good thing I can say about modern Trek is, at least it isn't owned by Disney. Yet.

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    6. Re:SJW crap by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You left out both the broadcast interracial and same-gendered kisses (the second being on DSN). Russians and Chinese people being our friends instead of hated communists.

      And I'm not sure lack of money was all there was to the post-scarcity utopian economic system. Being entitled to whatever you wanted was literally the point. That said, it really did posit a world where there more important things than accumulating things, not just that there were infinite things.

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    7. Re:SJW crap by hey! · · Score: 1

      I loved TOS, but it *was* just a teeny bit pretentious. But it's hard in drama to be ambitious without being a little pretentious too.

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    8. Re:SJW crap by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What made it work, and at the same time what made it a powerful statement, was that they didn't make a statement about it. Spock was the first officer. Uhura was the communications officer. Period. Nobody discussed either. Because that's what you do when something is normal, you don't parade it around like it's something special.

      With the new Trek I have this feeling that the whole show is centered around these "special" people being "special". And that actually diminishes the statement. If I have to point out that something is supposed to be a way, I also at the same time acknowledge that it isn't that way and that there is a need to point it out, almost as if I have to apologize for it.

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    9. Re:SJW crap by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Seriously... Why does every main character *have*to be a minority woman? This liberal SJW crap probably ruined what could have been a great show.

      Precisely because it pisses off people like you. Thing is, there are plenty of shows starring white men as the good guys. The fact that it's still cause for comment and complaint when someone fitting that mould isn't the lead is the reason why we need people not fitting that mould to be the lead.

      In other words, congratulations, you, personally are part of the reason the main character is a minority woman[*].

      This liberal SJW crap probably ruined what could have been a great show.

      Star trek was never about Social Justice. True story!

      [*]I assume based on your comment. I've not checked.

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    10. Re:SJW crap by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Why does every main character *have*to be a minority woman?

      I haven't seen the show, but I'm looking at the cast list. There are 13 actors that the studio considers to be 'main character' enough to warrant a mention. Of these four are women. So your complaint is that the male:female ratio is only 9:4 and you'd rather it were 11:2? 13:0? It's hard to tell the ethnicities of the characters from the black-and-white photos, but it looks as if 8 of them are white males, so is your complaint that only 60% of the main characters are white male?

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    11. Re:SJW crap by backwardsposter · · Score: 2

      To me, Star Trek was about being inclusive and open minded. SJWs are about as exclusive and close-minded as they come, it's just that the pendulum is on the other side. Just my opinion.

    12. Re:SJW crap by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      I'm very confused by the number of self-professed heterosexual men who are upset about more women being featured in a TV show.

      Personally i tend to think everything is better with more women. You could replace the whole crew with women like the captain and first officer and i would be quite happy!

      I _suppose_ that after a few years having no male representation in the show might start to wear a bit, but i'd be happy to put that theory to the test. (Especially since it would still presumably be awash in a sea of other male-dominated shows.)

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    13. Re:SJW crap by camazotz · · Score: 1

      You don't really "get" Star Trek, do you?

    14. Re:SJW crap by I've+Got+Three+Cats · · Score: 1

      You're such a fucking putz.

      A black woman as a bridge OFFICER? An alien as the first officer? Women admirals who outranked men? Who fucking cares! That's the point!

      Star trek was about all that being normal, everyday, so common no one who grew up in the federation cared of even fucking noticed. Gender? Who cares! We got 'em all. Culture? Who cares! We got 'em all. Welcome to the party!

      When you have a society that's supposed to be open and tolerant you don't make fucking episodes about the gender identity angst of the show's main characters. That's what the fucking aliens you run into are for. "Hey, you there, alien, you're not tolerant. That's a bit weird, let me show you how we do it so that nobody gets killed by such random ignorance."

      I guarantee this show will have the main characters, who grew up in a tolerant society, weekly espousing confusion/angst/identity crisis over some stupid SJW issue.

      Fuck you CBS.

    15. Re: SJW crap by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Also the show is also congratulating itself for having the first ever openly gay characters on Star Trek, because movie Sulu doesn't count for reasons.

      Sulu wasn't openly gay, but this is only true because Star Trek was cancelled. One of the scripts from season 4 involved a gay wedding.

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    16. Re:SJW crap by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. TOS would fail SJW approval today because they didn't have Uhura give a lecture about white privilege, or have Sulu talk about how important gay marriage is. The last thing SJWs want is for us to actually treat everyone the same, no matter what their skin color, ear pointiness, sexual preference, or number of antennae - the whole point of social justice is to define one's identity through the trivial and pointless, so that we can "fight the power".

      The big problem they have is that they became the power they were fighting against.

  7. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What does a persons colour matter to you ?

    Because if one race and gender are being blamed for all evil in the world, that's a very dangerous problem. That has happened before, and it always ends very badly.

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  8. Funny by Nartie · · Score: 1

    The other day I looked at the web site for the CBS streaming service and as far as I could tell it flat out refuses to tell you how much it costs per month. Now here, right in the summary, is the critical information CBS refused to part with.

  9. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 2

    You don't seem to understand. I'm not worried that it might not be racist or sexist. I'm worried that it WILL be racist and sexist.

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  10. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Because if one race and gender are being blamed for all evil in the world," - Said the guy blaming muslims for all evil in the world.

  11. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    "I can enjoy something without agreeing with its creators' politics" I think you've proven that to be false testimony given your other statements here, obviously.

  12. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    "Star Trek was never full-blown SJW" Were you not around for the original series involving a white-on-black kiss for the first time on TV, ever? I'm going to go ahead and call you a liar on that.

  13. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Oh it can work just fine, just let's everyone mind our own business and quit antagonizing other people.

  14. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you think that asking only that straight white males be allowed to be heroes too, not just villains, is somehow the same as demanding "dominance" than you need mental help.

    This isn't even new ground. Star Trek has always been inclusive. Just ask Ben Sisko or Katherine Janeway. What scares me is the idea of Trek going from inclusive to exclusive. Trek has always welcomed all races, genders, etc. What they've never done before is intentionally exclude certain ones.

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  15. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    Orville is crass sex/fart jokes from Seth, which has a valid audience and place in history, but it's not Gene Roddenberry nor is it Star Trek or worthy of such comparison on any real level. I watched it, it was ok. Orville is not Star Trek, which almost invariably DID have a moral lesson in EVERY episode. You want to deny that for some reason, fine.

  16. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You obviously don't know me at all. And you've just unintentionally made an excellent point. Blaming all white males for the actions of a few is no different than blaming all Muslims every time some terrorist blows himself up in a mall.

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  17. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No one is blaming muslims for *all* evil in the world. But most of terrorism and a lot of other shit, definitely.

  18. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm a white male. You know how incompetant we all are.

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  19. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not SJW at all. SJW would be Uhura slapping Kirk's face afterwards and telling him to check his straight cis white male privilege.

  20. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1, Troll

    " Blaming all white males for the actions of a few " WHO DID THAT, REALLY? NOBODY DID THAT HERE. Reading is key, but not to conservative victimstance in 2017.

  21. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    #White male victimstance again

  22. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by smelch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really enjoyed the latest episode. What I really liked was how smoothly they introduced their hot-button token character. The guy with gender issues didn't come in out of nowhere, he wasn't just placed there. They took the time to develop over the course of three episodes in a sneaky little subplot. They orchestrated a situation that is slightly removed from how gender issues actually manifest in real life, but now they can focus on the issues trans people allegedly have instead of whether or not the character is mentally ill or faking it. Emotional understanding of the problems of these people may allow the viewer to reexamine their beliefs or judgment. It's got a way better chance than anything else I've seen on TV which basically amounts to "I'm trans, deal with it!"

    I mean, don't get me wrong, I hold the belief that gender as defined separately from sex is a fake construct and we will find that it is simply an attempt to stereotype people more specifically instead of not stereotyping at all. It's the new astrology. "I am these things because I am a Libra" is no different from "I am these things because I am third gendered". No, you are an indescribable, complicated personality and mind. Do whatever you want to your body but stop trying to escape from the genitals box society put you in by building a gender box to put yourself in. You don't need to be in any box.

    What irked me was that while they set up this nice character, people roasted the show for not going far enough in to gender politics while they were telling a very genuine story that seemed realistic (from a psychological and emotional perspective in terms of the motives of the characters). I'm sure we'll periodically have that stuff come up related to gender identity now that we have this character, but this past episode wasn't about that. We got a story that can relate to many things in current culture such as deaf parents wanting their child to remain deaf instead of getting an operation to restore hearing, circumcision, and sex assignment surgery for intersex persons. As much as many people decried it for being dumbed-down, they sure didn't seem to understand what was happening.

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  23. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    I give Seth his due. What, too much credit? Family Guy has its moments, let's not pretend it's Shakespeare or something else.

  24. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Modern SJW liberalism is very different from the traditional liberalism that Trek has always represented. Traditional liberalism embraced values such as freedom of speech, freedom of religion (including the right the not be religious), inclusiveness of all races and genders, racial/gender equality and unity, non-violence, and many other values that modern SJW liberals today seem to find abhorrent.

    Modern SJW liberals are racial/gender exclusivists who openly advocate censorship, persecution, and even violence against anyone disagreeing with them. Those are absolutely NOT traditional Trek values.

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  25. Put it on showtime!!! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    Put it on showtime!!!

  26. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Maybe BSG didn't look appetizing to some ( I actually don't agree; having not really been a fan of the original, I though it was a neat concept ), but what it didn't do was actively make it look like it was going to rest its plot on one hot-button political issue as the tent pole of the show. Like I said, I'll wait for the reviews and if they're good, I'll plunk down the 30 or 40 bucks for the DVD in a year or two instead of 72 for a year or "CBS All-Access" right now.

  27. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

    You are a very angry man. I hope you get the help you need. And I hope you don't tweet your controversial ideas every night.

  28. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

    Be sure to write a book about it like Hillary, nobody cares what you do now. #You're free, fly away little snowflake

  29. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by quantaman · · Score: 2

    What does a persons colour matter to you ?

    Because if one race and gender are being blamed for all evil in the world, that's a very dangerous problem. That has happened before, and it always ends very badly.

    That's a completely inaccurate view of the situation.

    There is a big difference between women and minorities being given better representation in a TV show and "white males being blamed for all the evil in the world". White males are still extraordinarily privileged in western society, unhinged allusions to some sort of upcoming white male genocide notwithstanding.

    If you want to understand what real oppression is then try empathizing with a woman or minority.

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  30. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You don't think it's a problem that straight white males are only portrayed as idiots or villains in many TV series and movies today? Do you not see how villianizing one particular race/gender could lead to a very nasty future? It's happened many times before, and the results were almost always horrible.

    If this idea permeates the Trek universe, I would find it to be particularly disturbing. Trek in particular has always been about unity, progress, and inclusiveness. The idea of a new Trek that excludes straight white males as anything but villains deeply saddens me. I sincerely hope that the new series doesn't do this, and that my fears are unfounded.

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  31. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    When someone uses "white male" as an insult, they very clearly do not value inclusiveness or gender equality. Go back to Tumblr.

  32. Caught the adverts by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

    They managed to find a couple minutes of very good footage, so I'll give it a watch.
    I don't have high expectations. I still remember Voyager when every episode I asked myself why haven't the crew or the maqui killed Janeway by the end.
    Then there was Enterprise that had that lousy theme song that was just plain irritating.
    Or next generation where picard tried to talk everyone to death.

    Maybe they can get another DS-9 not going to hold my breath.

    1. Re:Caught the adverts by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Then there was Enterprise that had that lousy theme song that was just plain irritating.

      As a general rule, I categorize people who complain about the Enterprise theme as 'people who are impossible to please'.

      There was nothing wrong with that theme except that it wasn't the orchestral piece you were expecting. There was a LOT wrong with Enterprise... and like Voyager, most of it was predictable from the pilot script.

    2. Re:Caught the adverts by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      De gustibus non est disputandum

    3. Re:Caught the adverts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, it was shit. It sounded like an impersonation of Rod Stewart, and not a good one, whatever the hell that would sound like. The thing about the orchestral pieces is that they are not only epic, but more importantly they are never dated. The Enterprise theme song was horrible at the time — now it's worse.

      And look, I say this as someone who overall liked the show; I think Voyager was weaker. And I say that as someone who overall liked Janeway. But back on topic, I liked how people weren't so damned infallible on Enterprise. It was just more believable than most Trek.

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      Leave it to Drinkypoo (the #2 active troll on Slashdot) to drop such a juicy trollbomb.

      What a coincidence! Anonymous cowards are the #1 most active trolls on Slashdot!

      * Rod Stewart's awful original version was used in the movie Patch Adams (1998).

      Oh, that really was a Rod Stewart song? No wonder it sucks shit.

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  33. A million subscribers? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    Is that number accurate - and is that a million paid subscribers? If so, I'm quite surprised.

    But, in any case, our household will not be included in that group.

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    1. Re:A million subscribers? by DevNull127 · · Score: 1

      It includes NFL football games, which probably accounts for a good chunk of that million.

      Maybe they thought Star Trek could attract customers from an entirely new demographic.

  34. A disturbance in the force by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    As thought thousands of die hard Star Wars fans rejoiced in one voice, then laughed at their Trek friends, then went back to Cheetos and video games.

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  35. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a big difference between women and minorities being given better representation in a TV show

    Maybe you're not familiar with Star Trek, but the franchise had minority and gender representation pretty much from the beginning. Minority and women captains and crew have been in Trek for decades now. No one is complaining about that. But if you want to pretend that there isn't a nasty strain of anti-straight-white-male sentiment brewing on the left for the last few years, or that it hasn't begun to infect popular culture, then by all means keep your head in the sand. If the only straight white male in the series turns out to be incompetent or a villain though, I submit that this is no coincidence.

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  36. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 2

    Exactly. That's what good Star Trek has always been about: it makes you think interesting thoughts without trying to ramrod an ideology down your throat. It's hard to do that, and I'm still kind of floored that a guy who made his millions selling fart jokes was able to pull it off so well.

  37. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, I'm worried that the liberal movement that I was once proud to be a part of is turning white males into the new "dirty jews," and the horrible things that could lead to. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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  38. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    No one has to be a victim if we can all agree to stop scapegoating one another. That used to be the Trek vision--unity, equality, progress, and inclusiveness. I hope this new series doesn't change that.

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  39. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Except now the blacks (at least on college) want that segregation from whites. Go figure.

  40. No way! by nsaspook · · Score: 2

    Unless it's at least R rated with fully nude green alien women on stripper poles.

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    1. Re:No way! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Given the overarching theme behind it ... I wouldn't count on those women always having been women...

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  41. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by McGruber · · Score: 2

    and I'm still kind of floored that a guy who made his millions selling fart jokes was able to pull it off so well.

    The episode I think you're referring to was directed by Brannon Braga.

  42. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

    Why would she do that when the kiss was forced on BOTH of them without eithers consent?

  43. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A public school in Toronto had this forced on them. It didn't last the first year because it wasn't the black people but a few black LOUDMOUTHS who wanted it. Funny that their reason was that the black kids needed to be taught the black way because they don't learn the same way as the whites.

  44. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think you are making a dangerous mistake here. It is not 'blacks' that want segregation, it is the SJW crowd.

  45. Re:So what? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're confusing "afraid of" with "tired of whiny identity politics virtue signaling being mistaken for actual insight, or for anything remotely entertaining."

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  46. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by smelch · · Score: 1

    That is true, and that probably helped a lot. The episode was written by Seth, though.

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    If I can just reach out with my words and touch a butthole, just one, it will all be worth it.
  47. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Megane · · Score: 1

    I sort of got the idea that Seth pitched it as "Fart Trek" so that Fox would green-light it, if the promo was any indication. Sure, it's snarky, tropey, and irreverent, but it actually does a good job of presenting a mid-tier Star Trek type plot, but with a dysfunctional crew. Seth could have gone full-on "Married With Crew" (well this is Fox ya know), but kept the divorce thing down to just inter-character tension and a source of snarks.

    The third episode sort of inverted current political correctness about gender in a way that I'm sure triggers the hell out of SJWs. And then it subverted the usual Star Trek ending by having it happen anyhow.

    Also, I'm impressed that they don't have transporters, that technology is just a bit too magic, and Star Trek always had to come up with plot points to keep them from working.

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  48. SJW Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ho-hum. I'll be over here enjoying the superior The Orville.

  49. I've wondered about that too... by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like Star Wars better than Star Trek, but I really enjoy both.

    I've often wondered, are there really a lot of people who just like one or the other? I've not really seen any evidence of that among my friends either.

    Basically the majority of us just enjoy a good story (and sometimes just awesome special effects for the heck of it), and just want something either enjoyable or thought provoking (or both) to watch. I think most of us judge individual efforts set in any Sci-Fi Fi universe against these simple metrics...

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  50. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by blackomegax · · Score: 1

    Star trek is so inclusive it almost had a russian character rape a klingon female character.

  51. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    You've just proven his point and you're too stupid (or filled with hate) to realize it. Better look in the mirror and understand who you are before attacking other people.

  52. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Iâ(TM)ll be sure to mention their extraordinary privilege to the white guys I see sleeping in doorways every day. Iâ(TM)m sure theyâ(TM)ll be happy to hear about it.

  53. Seriously... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doubling down on crappy looking Klingons
    Trailers filled with NOTHING but weapons fire and CG overload
    gay/trans/ethnic political bullshit turned up to 11
    I have to pay to see the rest of a TV series
    If I pay to see the rest of a TV series I should expect to be rewarded with spyware installed on whatever I'm watching from.

    CBS all access privacy policy says:

    "Websites or other services you visited before and after visiting a CBS Interactive Services"

    "Information about your interactions with audio and video content, such as the type of content listened to (including music applications such as iTunes, Spotify and Last.fm) and content viewed, and information about your interactions with email messages, such as the links clicked on and whether the messages were opened or forwarded;"

    "Upon request, your bandwidth speed and information about the software programs installed on your computer including registry key information; and"

    So basically if you watch Star trek you should assume spyware will be installed on whatever your watching it from to spy on EVERYTHING you do even if it has NOTHING to do with CBS all access.

    This will be the first star trek I don't even bother watching even out of curiosity.

    1. Re:Seriously... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, from what I've seen in the trailers, I can't identify any gay/trans/whatevergenderissue bits. Why? Because it WAS all CGI and explosions.

      You have actually seen a trailer that didn't look like Michael Bay was the director? I know, TOS looks campy and all by today's standards, but this looks WAY, WAY too modern to make me buy into the premise that it's set BEFORE TOS. Before TNG, I could buy. Maybe.

      The main problem I have with it is that they claim that it's set a decade before TOS but the ships look NOTHING like TOS. Neither interior nor external. Of course, designs are more advanced today, FX are better, no doubt about this. But it doesn't work that way. You think Metropolis would work again if made today? You have a totally different world to work with, with totally different problems, social and otherwise, you cannot put that into the same universe. Let half a century pass, before or after, and the premise could work out. But a show that is basically an immediate precursor to what's "going to" happen in TOS? You can do that 5 or 10 years after the show, not half a century later. Like I said, it could work with TNG, but not TOS.

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    2. Re:Seriously... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      My opinion of the debut episode: Millions for SFX, with fanfic-quality dialogue.

      And as for the SJW stuff, there are white Klingons and black Klingons who don't get along? How innovative. If Frank Gorshin were still alive, he'd probably have had one of those parts.

    3. Re:Seriously... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      gay/trans/ethnic political bullshit turned up to 11

      I haven't seen it yet, but where did you get this from? Unless it's really overt in the first episode, the trailer certainly never made anything of any of those issues. I don't think there was any hint that any character was gay or trans at all, in fact. Lots of shows have gay characters anyway now, it's not remarkable.

      What primed you to have this reaction?

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    4. Re:Seriously... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have seen it now. You are wrong, there isn't any "sjw bullshit". It's actually much the opposite.

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    5. Re:Seriously... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it yet, but where did you get this from? Unless it's really overt in the first episode, the trailer certainly never made anything of any of those issues. I don't think there was any hint that any character was gay or trans at all, in fact. Lots of shows have gay characters anyway now, it's not remarkable.

      This crap has been all over the media for MONTHS... a bit hard to miss.

      Assuming what I've been hearing is true my expectation is for a series to be filled with pandering to all manner of specific tribal identities.

      Just isn't something I have interest in no more than I care to see Nokia commercials in red convertibles or Martian potato farmers saved by the Chinese in exchange for access to Chinese markets.

      What I want are interesting stories about the final frontier not political bullshit/CG craziness/single theme war with Crappy looking Klingons. Moot point anyway I refuse to accept the terms of CBS's privacy policy. Even if it the media was wrong and this turned out to be greatest star trek of all time it wouldn't make much difference to me.

  54. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by cyber-vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sad thing is that the 21st century incarnation of the hard left is turning into the mirror image of the hard right with the same rhetoric of hatred and division albeit directed at different targets. Are you proud to be part of a movement that laughs at and dismisses the homeless and mentally ill because of their physical characteristics? Whatever happened to liberal compassion?

  55. Re: It's not the stories that will matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Says the person who knows nothing about what Star Trek is about:

    “Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. [] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there.”

      Gene Roddenberry

  56. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    Because if one race and gender are being blamed for all evil in the world, that's a very dangerous problem. That has happened before, and it always ends very badly.

    You were against social justice 11 minutes before this, and now you are for it.

  57. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I don't even have a television! I don't mention it much, mind you.

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  58. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Modern SJW liberals are racial/gender exclusivists who openly advocate censorship, persecution, and even violence against anyone disagreeing with them. Those are absolutely NOT traditional Trek values.

    I can see where you could get that impression. While you can run into these people (and they get press coverage), and you more frequently run into people who you might believe are like this because of the context in which you see them, this is generally NOT true of the vast majority of SJW liberals.

    I've known many people who fit into the SJW liberal category, many of whom are incredibly selfless people working for a pittance of what they could make in the private market doing basically public service for nonprofits or government because they believe in helping people. They don't exclude people because of their race or gender, and while they may not believe everyone should get a microphone, they don't generally believe in censoring or persecuting people either.

    (The only big exception I've seen lately is there is some disagreement about whether it is okay to punch an actual Nazi in the face.)

  59. Another one? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    Yawn.

  60. Re:So what? by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah. All the claims of being x-phobic are made simply because being fearful is not a virtue. Calling someone fearful is a veiled insult essentially designed to shut them up and force compliance to the latest bonkers assertions of the SJWs.

  61. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's interesting. Can you name many TV series and many movies where that's true?

  62. If you don't want to pay another streaming service by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    for a rehashed program that you know will be nothing but social commentary 100% of the time, there's always magnetic links.

  63. Re:Tell me then. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    Try leaving the 1950s behind. Prerecorded material can be streamed on-demand. There's no need to 'broadcast' anything but live events.

  64. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That's unfair. I'm sure he blames some things on commies and faggots.

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  65. Re:enough Star Trek already by magarity · · Score: 1

    When will Blake's 7 come back ?

    Who would do it properly ?

    It was done properly the first time.

  66. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by cdsparrow · · Score: 2

    This all started when they decided you had to have midichlorians and did away with the egalitarian outlook in Star Wars... Everything was fine before JarJar!

  67. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Orville seems plenty multicultural to me. Perhaps it's because you just don't understand the cultures?

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  68. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Did you miss the constant anti-divorce morality story line? Or maybe the "transgender is idiotic" morality story line?

    Every episode so far has had major morality story lines, even if they were ripped from STTNG or STOS.

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  69. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because if one race and gender are being blamed for all evil in the world, that's a very dangerous problem. That has happened before, and it always ends very badly.

    You were against social justice 11 minutes before this, and now you are for it.

    I think the confusion stems from the different interpretations of "justice". Batman Begins has an overt (and excellent, IMO) demonstration of the two types, where Katie Holmes' character expresses it as "harmony", and Liam Neeson's character defines it as "balance". The term "SJW" is used as a pejorative against those who define justice as balance, primarily because saying "X group harmed Y group in the past, so let's turn the tables on X" doesn't actually improve the situation. It just perpetuates injustice/disharmony.

  70. Uggh by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    Between the goddamn camera circling circling circling around everyone - HOLD STILL - and the nonstop JJAbramsLensFlares I've already decided No Thanks.

  71. Re:So what? by stinerman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can remember when this was an interesting site, full of diverse opinions on News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters.

    Today it's a bunch of basement-dwelling pissants that are angry that women won't fuck them and marginalized social groups are clawing away the privilege that they think they are rightly owed for being a straight white male.

    Anyone that uses the term "SJW" non-ironically is a trash human being. Including you. Fuck off.

  72. Star Trek has Jumped the Shark by jsrjsr · · Score: 2

    What a piece of crap this is.

  73. Failure to launch! by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    It seems Discovery was off to a rocky start, delayed by almost 30 minutes, as for some reason, 60 Minutes was still airing with "Star Trek Discovery" overlaid through CBS's all access app and site.

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    1. Re:Failure to launch! by subk · · Score: 1

      Do you live under a rock, or just outside the US? Otherwise, I find it hard to believe you have made it this far into life without realizing that evening programs are delayed due to football almost every Sunday in the fall...

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  74. Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing. by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A pop-culture story has to introduce it's protagonist and get you invested in his struggles quickly; until then its living on borrowed time.

    This pilot wasted a lot of time and crucial early scenes, in part I think giving in to same temptation that got George Lucas on Phantom Menace: showing off what you can do with an unlimited budget. There is dialog in the ST:Discovery pilot that exists solely to to stretch out SFX shots. J.J. Abrams has said that he found Star Trek pacing slow, but I disagree; it just took a long time to get to the action scene. That time was taken up with drama. On this pilot that time is taken up with furniture.

    The director also made the unfortunate decision to shoot much of the pilot in the Klingon language with English subtitles. This isn't at all like watching, say a Japanese movie with English subtitles. Japanese is a real language that evolved to fill human needs. Klingon was designed by professional linguists to sound alien, and it works well enough for saying things like "Fire all disruptors!" But it was painful to watch actors struggling to emote through heavy prosthetics while forcing their tongues to perform inhuman phonetic acrobatics. That meant that you got almost the entire sense of the scene through the subtitles. Also by overexposing the Klingons so early they seem less threatening. We know too much about what's going on (having read a lot of subtitles), but none of it adds to the suspense or drama of the story.

    Altogether this is hot mess. Often TV shows have difficulty launching while spoon feeding viewers all the information they know, but despite the sumptuous visuals this one wasn't competently put together.

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    1. Re:Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      People in non-US countries seem to manage subtitles without too much trouble. Never mind getting "almost the entire sense of the scene through the subtitles", **whole series** are broadcast in other languages with subtitling. And people manage, indeed, they love them!

      Perhaps people in the US have become stupid and lazy through having everything dumbed down for them and every effort spent to prevent them from expending any effort?

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    2. Re:Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing. by hey! · · Score: 1

      You miss my point: the problem isn't subtitles per se, but the fact that dialog in Klingon doesn't carry the expressiveness that even a foreign natural human language does. Compare the Discovery Klingon scenes to this one from Throne of Blood. It's in Japanese with subtitles, but between the actor's facial and vocal performances you're getting a lot more out of it, I guarantee you.

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    3. Re:Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It wasn't brilliant, but what first episode of Trek ever has been?

      The original series had two pilots, with most of the cast from the first being replaced. TNG's whole first season was pretty ropey. DS9 got good around season 3. Voyager's first episode was an episode of Voyager.

      Needs at least the first half of the season to know if it's going to fly.

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    4. Re:Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing. by hey! · · Score: 1

      I agree, but Discovery was affected by visual excess in a way that no Trek pilot ever has been -- unless you count ST:TMP, which oddly enough my film-professor brother-in-law loves.

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  75. Re:Oh so you mean... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    ...there IS a reason for CBS All Access, to stream those shows.

    Then they still lose out on the vast majority of us who refuse to subscribe to a pay service to watch one or two shows we'd otherwise like to watch.

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  76. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    We bought a 56" flatscreen over a year ago that was an unadvertised end-cap clearance at WalMart for $100. It still hasn't made it out of the carton. The old screen sort of still works, but it has a dead area at the bottom right corner. I think one of the cats sprayed urine on it and it seeped into that edge of the screen bezel and screwed it up.

    I am going to put the new screen on a table such that there's no way for an animal to get on the 'ledge' in front of the screen. Just haven't gotten around to finding that type of 'stand' for it yet. Also may wall-mount it.

  77. Re:Katherine Janeway? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a Star Trek reference to the Voyager Space Probe where the people had distorted it's name over time and it was being called Veejay.

    So, a woman Star Trek captain pilots the Veejay.

    Hmmm....

  78. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    "Chickenhawks" are ostrasized in the gay community, because they play into the stereotypes of gay people as "recruiting your children into their lifestyle."

    However, adolescents and young adults who ARE actually gay, come to that realization about their sexuality at some point in their life and have the right to be integrated into a gay community as they mature. Like with any minor non-adult person it is statutory rape for an adult to become involved with them. But at a certain point the young person WANTS involvement with others (gay people) like themselves. It's a tricky balance, and Milo acknowledged that in an awkward way that was used by political opportunists to take him down.

  79. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare's plays 'worked on many levels.'

    I am not sure that can be said about South Park, though it is a point well worth considering.

    It can't be said about 'Family Guy' which is crass trash for the most part. It plays well to a certain mindset but is really channeled only in that direction.

  80. Turdship enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's continuing mission is to WTF... did I just watch? CBS expects people to pay to see a whole season of this garbage?

    It wouldn't be worth it even if enterprise were destroyed in E2, everyone died and .. "HA HA FOOLED U!!!" flashed on the screen before real pilot of star trek reboot started playing.

    CBS needs to immediately cancel this garbage and publically apologize for wasting everyone's time.

  81. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by cyber-vandal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Calling someone who sleeps in a doorway âoeprivilegedâ just shows how toxic your ideology is and no amount of verbal diarrhoea can justify it.

  82. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So stories changed from "particle of the week saves the day" to "minority of the week saves the day". I fail to see the big difference.

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  83. I saw the premiere tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I saw the premiere tonight and I have trouble imagining a worse premiere. There seemed to be more commercial time than program time, and if you wanted to see the second half of the show, you had to to some Mickey Mouse internet thing to view it. Really, really sad. (And what I did see of the actual program relied on special effects too much and not on plot/acting.) Will not miss the program.

  84. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    I may be old, but ain't that pretty much what those white supremacist idiots have been claiming as well?

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  85. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    How the fuck do you "recruit" someone for your sexual preference? You are or you are not gay, it's not like there's a way to change that.

    Unless you're some religious whackadoodle, of course. Then you think if you pray really hard you can wish the gay away.

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  86. Re:The Correct Captain by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Of all this, I could actually see the flaming gay engineer.

    What? You'd be surprised just HOW many engineers are.

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  87. I probably won't see it by guacamole · · Score: 1

    So I already got a subscription to all or most of AT&T's Uverse's premium sports and movie channels, plus Netflix, plus Amazon prime. Now I find out that I need to buy one more subscription, through an entirely separate billing system just to watch one CBS show? Hello?

    I understand that people wanted to have stuff a la carte, but the way I understand it, a la carte works best as a pay-per-view service through either the cable company, or amazon, or a similar centralized streaming service. No one wants to deal with a dozen different streaming sites and a dozen bills, one for every show I want to see. I guess I'll just wait until this show hits the Netflix after a while.

  88. Re:So what? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Keep it up! These are the sorts of tactics that are going to keep the Right in power for the next 50 years. Gratuitous insults and dehumanizing other people because they disagree with your far-left political opinions.

    SJWs are real, as one of them recently said to me: "Someone please explain to me why I wouldnâ(TM)t want to be a Social Justice Warrior? It sounds badass and amazing."

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  89. There's one thing to be said about the Pilot by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Star Trek: TOS had 2 pilots. The second one actually sold the show.

    Anyone who wants this show to survive the first season should hope for a reboot of that tradition.

    Which would probably be the first SENSIBLE reboot in the recent past.

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  90. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just cut the bull, will ya?

    For instance, I'm a gay white male, which means my tech tree lines up rather nicely with the straight white male, except for some hits in the social advantages. I'm more likely to get fired than the straight white male.

    The most laughable of all. Fire a gay and you get hit with a discrimination lawsuit. Even if you manage to fight it off, it costs time and money. Fire a straight and nothing happens. Geee, I wonder who's getting fired when the company gets downsized next?

    I also have a lovely hate crime mechanic, where I can, at anytime, be beaten to death, in public, for being "a f@gg*t."

    Because no straight man ever got beaten. When shit like that happens the reason always is "some punk is having a bad day" and whether his excuse is "you're gay" or "you looked at me funny" doesn't change a thing.
     

    Until recently, my straight male attacker could say that I made a pass at him and the game will accept that as a valid exception to the "No killing" rule. (The gay panic defense! It's a thing and is still being used!)

    Yes, and blacks used to be slaves, let's kill whites today in retaliation! Wooooo!

    The religion and family branches also need more points (gays cause hurricanes, hate the sin love the sinner).

    You're free to not join any religion you don't like. Muslims consider me a sinner because I eat pork, Hindus consider me a sinner because I eat beef. Booo golly hooo, I'm entitled to whine and cry because THEY HATE ME!!!

    I'm also more likely to have a crippling addiction and die younger than comparable straight white males.

    And this is the fault of straight people because....? Men on average die 7 years earlier than woman, I've never heard any SJW using that as a basis of the claim that men are discriminated against by heath service. Guess equality of outcome works only one-way.

  91. Re:So what? by Kiuas · · Score: 1

    Keep it up! These are the sorts of tactics that are going to keep the Right in power for the next 50 years. Gratuitous insults and dehumanizing other people because they disagree with your far-left political opinions.

    You do realize both sides are currently guilty as charged on this matter? I mean, have you looked at the rhetoric of the far-right? Yeah, it's not exactly free of dehumanization, insults or gross stereotyping of the people who don't agree with them either.

    The cycle of polarization feeds itself: the far right insults the far left, who returns back in kind or the other way around. Both sides think the other side is either too dumb or too 'evil' to be reasoned with so both sides are content at mainly just flinging verbal shit at each other. To the far-left, anyone slightly on the right is a fascist or a nazi, and to the far-right, everyone to the left is an SJW, crybaby islam apologist or whatever.

    The thing to realize is: both extremes of this discussion are in the wrong, and so long as people keep picking 1 or 2 of these sides going by 'the lesser of 2 evils' approach, this cycle will only continue and get worse and it will not necessarily mean 'the right' will come off as a winner on this one.

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  92. Re:Pilot squanders Klingons by FlaSheridn · · Score: 1

    Klingons can make for dramatic viewing, e.g., Christopher Lloyd. But these didn't talk like real (i.e. Niven-influenced) Klingons. I believe one declined the opportunity to die gloriously, and even the leader used phrases like "be a part of something larger than yourself."

  93. Disappointing by m0s3m8n · · Score: 1

    Except for the new twist on the Vulcan/Human hybrid being more human, this was a complete waste. Sorry CBS, I am not paying 1 cent to watch this.

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  94. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by sabbede · · Score: 1

    It's funny you should say that. Thanks to the football game running predictably (though never accounted for) long, my DVR only recorded half of it. When I tried to watch it last night, the very first thing I saw was Oprah trying to convince people to hate Trump. I happen to remember seeing her loudly proclaim that he should run for President.

  95. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by colonslash · · Score: 1

    > Star Trek has always been inclusive. Just ask Ben Sisko or Katherine Janeway

    I'm sorry, but until they have a Ferengi on the bridge they can't be considered inclusive.

  96. Re:Scumbag move by CBS by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Works great for drug dealers.

  97. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    I've been surprised before, mind you. The Battlestar Galactica remake looked like crap before its premiere too. But it pleasantly surprised me by being the best science fiction show since DS9

    ...right up until season 4, where it became clear that, although the Cylons had a plan, the writers didn't. Not content with that, it continued in a downward spiral, ending up with an even worse ending than DS9, something previously considered impossible for any science fiction show.

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  98. Re:Pilot squanders Klingons by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, Lloyd's make-up was less ambitious, and he didn't have to deliver his lines like a first year French student asking the way to the library. You'll note that in the movie the character Kruge uses Klingon in the movie only for battle scenes, and then seamlessly switches to English for scenes of dramatic conflict. This is how storytelling works, you require the audience's participation to make the magic. You establish that the characters are speaking Klingon and then you switch to English for scenes that require emotional nuance, and the audience goes along with it. In fact most don't even give the illogicality of the change a second thought.

    I get what the Discovery writers were trying to do with Klingons. They were trying to say that Klingons are individuals who differ from each other in both their interpretation of and devotion to Klingon cultural ideals. But in order to make a version of the Klingons that looked more convincing than any yet put on screen, they took away the actors' most important tools in portraying individuality.

    I appreciate the series attempting to add to and rationalize disparities in the Klingon mythos created by generations of writers and makeup artists. But to carry that off they needed strong performances, ideally great ones. But you can't do that this way. You could put Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan in that make-up and made them deliver their lines in Klingon, and the scene would fall flat.

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  99. Sisko == Best Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sisko beats all the other captains for one reason.

    Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me!
    Sisko: I'm not Picard.

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  101. Re:Scumbag move by CBS by Jason1729 · · Score: 2

    Drug dealers have a better product.

  102. Discovery is by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    #NotStarTrek

  103. Re:So what? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Gratuitous insults and dehumanizing other people because they disagree with your far-left political opinions.

    For those at the back, DNS-and-BIND is claiming that support for diversity and equal rights constitutes political opinions to his "far left".

    That's probably true, unfortunately.

    To the wider point, at this stage I don't think there's anything to be gained by coddling far right opponents of equality and diversity. They're shitheads. They're not going to be convinced by well meaning lefties arguing that, hey, it's OK to show a Star Trek TV series that's set in a future where not every captain is a rugged white male because racism is bad, mmm-kay, and society will eventually evolve past that.

    It is a shame the majority of Slashdot posters seem to have more in common with the Richard Spencers and Donald Trumps of this world than the MLKs and Gandhis, but that's how things are right now. We can only hope that changes.

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  104. Re: Pilot squanders excellent cast with bad pacing by hey! · · Score: 1

    Openings are often awkard, but The Cage was a lot better than The Vulcan Hello as storytelling.

    The Cage even has a Trekian theme, which is the creative tension between primitive emotion and intellect. The Talosians have evolved beyond primitive emotions, only to find that an evolutionary dead-end.

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  105. Re:So what? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Do you think perhaps you could string together a coherent sentence or two aimed at conveying your point in a way that doesn't sound like you're in fifth grade?

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  106. No thanks, not interested by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    There is no Star Trek anything anymore, just 'Star Trek artificially flavored' productions. Won't even watch it for free, I got better things to be doing.

  107. Disappointed by Torodung · · Score: 1

    The entire episode's "production values" looked like a video game to me, and the writing was just as shallow.

    No way I'm paying for an entire, pointless streaming service just to watch COD8: The Final Frontier. I can tune to PewtiePie for that.

    And why the hell involve Sarek from canon? Sarek is Spock's dad, not {func_rnd}'s dad when they feel like it.

  108. What Vulcan/Human Hybrid? by jsrjsr · · Score: 1

    She's 100% human -- adopted by Sarek and Amanda.

    1. Re:What Vulcan/Human Hybrid? by m0s3m8n · · Score: 1

      Well then, that explains why she is black while parents are fair skinned. Ha ha. I guess Star Trek IV did explorer the more human-side of a Vulcan/Human hybrid. So now that that is cleared up I have no reason to watch it.

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  109. Might pay if ... by m0s3m8n · · Score: 1

    I might pay if this was a reboot of Farscape.

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  110. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

    You don't think it's a problem that straight white males are only portrayed as idiots or villains in many TV series and movies today?

    Nope. I haven't run into this particular phenomenon, despite watching far more TV than is healthy.

  111. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

    Oscar Isaac isn't a white male? Mad Mikkelsen isn't a white male?

  112. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    It's okay to be a flaming, stupid, motherfucker.

    It's not okay to flame me for pointing out that something is a stereotype.

  113. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by rhazz · · Score: 2

    Done. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine had Nog on the bridge of the Defiant for pretty much the entire last season.

  114. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by rhazz · · Score: 1

    In fact, that would mean that 100% of the Ferengi in Starfleet were bridge officers.

  115. So if this is supposed to be 10 years before TOS.. by Rhipf · · Score: 1

    why did they give the Klingons a make over? It was explained why they looked different in TOS to any of the other series but are we really expected to believe that in 10 years they go from looking like they do in Discovery to humans with long mustaches (as they were portrayed in the original Trek). I could maybe believe this if the original series had some mention of the Klingons changing their appearance but to go from how they look in Discovery to the typical earth human look of the original series and everyone in the original series acting as if this is how they have always looked seems a bit of a stretch for only a 10 year gap.

    There are other problems that I have with Discovery but the Klingon appearance was especially jarring for me.

  116. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by rhazz · · Score: 1

    You don't think it's a problem that straight white males are only portrayed as idiots or villains in many TV series and movies today? Do you not see how villianizing one particular race/gender could lead to a very nasty future?

    I don't think this is an actual issue that exists. Show me the statistics. Start with naming a few shows. Here's the ones watched in my house:

    Rick and Morty: nope

    Game of Thrones: entire cast is white

    Brooklyn 99: nope

    Archer: nope

    Walking Dead: nope

    Dark Matter: nope

    Stranger Things: entire cast is white

    Grey's Anatomy: nope

    Dare Devil: nope

    Dark Matter: nope

    Fuck that... I went through my entire "Watch it Again" list and I couldn't find a single instance of it. So I'm going to have to assume that if you think this is an actual issue, then you're out there looking for shit to be offended by.

  117. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

    How the fuck do you "recruit" someone for your sexual preference? You are or you are not gay, it's not like there's a way to change that.

    I am told that large quantities of Vodka and Red Bull works pretty well.

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  118. Too nerdy even for me by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Yeah, so this is a place for nerds, right? Well, there is a point where it goes too far.

    I like Star Trek--all of them except the reboot. I watched Discovery this Sunday, and was disappointed. It focused so much on the nerdy details that it lost a lot of story telling value. For example, none of the other series had ALL of the Klingon dialog in actual Klingon, with subtitles. It just doesn't need to be that canonically correct.

  119. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Google eh? According to Google, free speech means you're fired if you point out self-evident facts like women bear children, men don't menstruate, and sex-based discrimination in hiring is wrong.

  120. Re:Scumbag move by CBS by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    After seeing the premiere...yeah.

  121. Re:So what? by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Nah, I'm liberal. I just know cancer when I see it.

  122. Re:So what? by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Aww Marxist triggered. Success.

  123. but by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    but my favourite captain is picard and my fav bond is brosnan. so i am pretty sure i will hate this trek.

  124. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That works pretty well to knock someone out and rape them.

    You do know the difference between convincing and forcing, right?

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  125. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by lessthan · · Score: 1

    So dismiss me rather than consider my words? Okay. I'm still curious. How is it toxic?

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  126. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

    That works pretty well to knock someone out and rape them.

    You do know the difference between convincing and forcing, right?

    Red Bull keeps them from passing out.
    Also try growing a sense of humour.

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  127. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by lessthan · · Score: 1

    What? I live in PA, where it is perfectly acceptable to fire me for my orientation. I could bring a discrimination lawsuit, but it would be dismissed because I have no grounds. I'd be out a job and the money spent on the lawyer.

    I'll give you the randomness of being beaten up (though I want to believe that gay white men are beat up more often then straight ones but I'm too lazy to do the research to back my belief up right now), but not the gay panic defense. Frankly, your response to it made no sense. I would prefer if my attacker received a fair trial and is punished for his crimes, not let off with a slap on the wrist. This does not equate to "Black people were enslaved by white guys, so let's kill all white guys!" More like if someone is found enslaving other people, they should be punished for it with appropriate jail time? Like Ariel Castro? I don't want to be controversial here.

    As to the religion question, you are not surrounded by Muslims or Hindus as I am surrounded by "Christians." I think your perspective on what being considered a condemned sinner would be quite different if you were. Of course, I doubt you have the imagination to understand what that would be like, given your previous response. I also doubt you have any commitment to being a good person, but that is just a hunch. I won't even bother with the last point, as that one is a little more complicated and you have already dismissed the simpler issues with a brutal lack of humanity.

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  128. ... and channeling Star Wars by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Han Solo shoots first... and so do Vulcans. I did not know Han was trained in the ways of Vulcans.

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  129. Re: It's not the stories that will matter by Marlowe1MC · · Score: 1

    What stories? I didn't really notice anything but a loosely connected series tropes. Of course I may have missed something as I fell as!eep a third of the way in. Boring!

  130. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Oh. Sorry. I didn't notice that this was a joke.

    It's already hard enough for me when someone tells it, in written form it's nearly unrecognizable to me.

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  131. Re:It's not the stories that will matter by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Why do you try to pigeonhole photons? I think they have the right to be matter or wave, whatever they prefer to be.

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  132. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    How you think I'm feeling? I mean, fuck, remember how people were fighting an uphill battle to stop the segregation, and how those white supremacists were adamant to not allow it that it took the effin' National Guard to step in and make it possible?

    I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

    Remember those words? Where the hell did we take the wrong exit?

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  133. Saw it... and it's just not very good. by Noishkel · · Score: 1

    So far I've only seen the first of the two released episodes . But I have to say, this show is just a mess. It's logically inconsistent constantly, the overall pacing is crap, the lead is so much of a Mary Sue that it's embarrassing (no character should have more than 2 Deus Ex Machina to explain her), the physical affects look like badly lit FarScape, it throws out pretty much all preexisting canon, and it has several points at where they get basic science wrong. Two words: Lightspeed Lag

    Now not to be a complete downer... what they got right: Well sadly not a lot. One quite positive thing is that for once ship orientation is a concern. And the actual ship designs do actually look pretty decent. But honestly, that's about all I can give it.

    To me: Star Trek really kind of died when Abrams got a hold of it. Discovery was the one real last chance I thought we could give it. But if this is what we should expect then it's time to let the franchise face into memory. Because this show is just crap. And if it gets more season than Enterprise did it'll be a miracle.

  134. They said it'd be "different" and "original"... by iq145 · · Score: 1

    So THAT was the best they could come up with to accomplish it? A woman captain isn't a new idea, but an Oriental one is. A black second-in-command... who is also a woman. That's new, but why does it always have to be about race and/or sex? Are there no other original ideas? (Note: Klingons aren't a new idea, and neither is changing their appearance... as we all know) Oh Gene, where are you when we need you :-)

  135. Re:Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

    Ferengi are old news.

    They should bring some Daleks to the Starfleet. Then, in one swift stroke they will fight for two social issues at once: diversity and oppressive copyright law.

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  136. Re:Pilot squanders Klingons by FlaSheridn · · Score: 1

    Don't underestimate the importance of writing, even in Klingon. I seem to recall some quite dramatic lines delivered in Klingon; but they have to be lines that a true Klingon would speak. These Klingons were less authentic than the imitation on The Orville.

  137. Re: Please just don't just be SJW propoganda by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    I have considered your words. Especially amusing was the idea that the homeless guy is privileged because all you need to do is give him all the things he doesnâ(TM)t have. Who exactly is going to do that? The White Privilege Army? Itâ(TM)s toxic because the suggestion is that he is somehow less deserving of sympathy and support because all white men have the same life experiences, donâ(TM)t come from abusive broken homes, donâ(TM)t suffer from physical or mental illnesses etc etc. The left should be about caring for everyone as individuals, not behaving like a mirror image of the right just with different scapegoats. By the way, here in the UK itâ(TM)s illegal to fire someone for being gay, homophobic attacks are prosecuted as a hate crime and gay marriage was legalised in 2014 with virtually the full support of the country. Every country and every human being is different.

  138. Re:It will be... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Roddenberry's son is a corporate tool without much understanding of what his dad envisioned or discussed with Star Trek. I don't remember the specifics but there are a number of quotes from him that should clear up just how un-Treklike he is. I'm not sure if this was due to his dad not spending enough time with him as a kid, just his own personal view of the world, his mother's influence (go look at all the stuff Majel Barrett-Roddenberry got marketed of his after he died... Earth: Final Conflict, Andromeda, others.)

    Regardless to say, Trek started dying of cancer alongside Roddenberry back in the 90s, and the cancer has finally consumed it today.

    At least Andromeda had 'Nietzscheans', though I don't think Majel really understood the implications.

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