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20 Years of Stuff That Matters

Today we're marking Slashdot's 20th birthday. 20 years is a long time on the internet. Many websites have come and gone over that time, and many that stuck around haven't had any interest in preserving their older content. Fortunately, as Slashdot approaches its 163,000th story, we've managed to keep track of almost all our old postings - all but the first 2^10, or so. In addition to that, we've held onto user comments, the lifeblood of the site, from 1999 onward. As we celebrate Slashdot's 20th anniversary this month, we thought we'd take a moment to highlight a few of the notable or interesting stories and discussions that have happened here in the past decade and a half. This is part of our 20-year anniversary celebration, and we've set up a page to coordinate user meet-ups. We'll be continuing to run some special pieces throughout the month, so keep an eye out for those.

Read on for a trip down memory lane.

Update: Slashdot founder CmdrTaco has taken to Medium with some of his own Slashdot nostalgia.

The most obvious place to start would be some of the stories listed in the Hall of Fame. While Slashdot isn't a political site, we do post particularly relevant political news, and two of the three most commented-on posts were about the winning of a U.S. presidential election. John Kerry's concession to George W. Bush in 2004 drew 5687 comments, more than half again as much as Barack Obama's victory in 2008. Interestingly, Obama's name was thrown around in the 2004 thread as possible future candidate, but many thought he'd be running for vice president alongside Hillary Clinton or another, more established Democrat name. A few other tidbits: health care was mentioned much more often in the 2008 discussion, while comments on the military were four times as common in 2004. The economy was discussed slightly more in 2004, while mentions of the banking system in 2008 far surpassed the 2004 count.

While a few other political discussions rank in the top 10 for total comments, total views is another story. A quick and simple post about source code leaks for Windows 2000 and NT has garnered over 700,000 views. It generated a great deal of insightful commentary on the security implications of the leak and how the code should be approached by developers curious to get a look. Many users warned others off of glancing at Microsoft code, fearing that copyrighted samples would find their way into open source projects, thus giving Microsoft a tool with which to disrupt the projects. This leak followed one a few months earlier of the Half-Life 2 source code, which garnered a strong but much different reaction. Many called for Valve to go ahead and open source the game, since the cat was out of the bag. Others were worried about the influx of bots and cheats for the game, since the people writing those tools had much clearer access to the game's internals.

Two of our other most popular posts, and two of the most significant to us internally, are posts about somebody trying to get us to delete comments. We've always taken a strong stance both for preserving freedom of speech, and for simply providing a reliable wall upon which readers can scribble their words and know the words won't disappear. The Digital Millennium Copyright Act made that difficult in a few situations, and we made sure to be open and transparent about what happened. In early 2000, Microsoft asked us to kill off a few comments. We asked you folks how we should proceed, and you had no shortage of suggestions. Then, almost a year later, the Church of Scientology happened to notice a Slashdot comment which contained copyrighted text: part of the Fishman Affidavit, court documents that contained church course materials as well as criticism of the organization and its leadership. This was part of a war Scientology had been waging for several years to keep the documents secret. We were forced to remove the comment, but CmdrTaco's notification post thoroughly demonstrated how useless such an action was in the digital age, and encouraged people to reach out to their representatives to speak against the DMCA. He wrote, "This is the first time since we instituted our moderation system that a comment has had to be removed because of its content, and believe me nobody is more broken-hearted about it than me." He also went out of his way to point out the bad press surrounding the church for various other incidents. Fortunately, those types of requests seem to be largely behind us, now.

As the site evolved in those early days, the staff began to realize that the Slashdot community wasn't just absorbing the news and moving on; it was digesting the news and coming back with knowledgeable additions in the discussion. As interesting as an article may be, the community's response to it could generate informed discussion that surpassed the article tenfold. The staff considered how to harness this attribute to help the community, and shortly thereafter Ask Slashdot was born. In the time since then, almost 10,000 reader questions have been answered by other readers, and they frequently form the basis for the site's most informative discussions. The most popular was certainly "What's keeping you on Windows?" from 2002, a question that was revisited almost a decade later. Many of the specific reasons changed in that time, but the ability to easily play games was a sticking point for users in both discussions. There have been many common refrains over the years: how to get into IT or programming, how to get kids into it, what kind of phone/GPU/HDD/monitor to buy, or how best to put together some arcane but useful device or program. They occasionally get rather esoteric: questions about finding beautiful code, depressing sci-fi, or trying to pin down the biggest lies told by hardware and software vendors. Ask Slashdot is also sometimes used as a method of defense. Early this year, when the Stop Online Piracy Act and its sibling PIPA threatened freedom of speech on the web, we used it as a vehicle to show precisely why the legislation was bad, and figure out what more could be done to prevent them from being signed into law.

Slashdot's audience has always been very much about science, as well. This manifests itself in several different ways. For one, since readers' level of scientific education is higher, on average, than the general population's, any attack on science meets with strong opposition. For example, debates about creationism in the classroom spark a great deal of interesting discourse. While there's often a fair amount of vitriol, there are also well-reasoned and politely stated arguments. Other science-related topics sidestep the arguing in favor of excitement and wonder; when SpaceShipOne achieved the X-prize in 2004, the comment section was ripe with hopes for the commercial space sector (which is continuing to blossom today) and the possibility of ubiquitous spaceflight in our lifetimes. More recently, the discussion of CERN's supposed faster-than-light neutrinos, which took place over many months, brought into sharp relief the difficulties bleeding-edge science faces, and the resilience of the scientific method itself, which compelled researchers to come forward with results they suspected were wrong and then engage the scientific community in the task of confirming or repudiating them.

One of the greatest things about the Slashdot community is its above average level of understanding for all things technical. Commenters, submitters, and interviewees alike understand they don't have to use layman's terms to describe complex concepts. One of the best examples happened earlier this year when a group of fusion researchers from MIT got together to answer questions from readers on the state of fusion power. They didn't hold back, and were happy to provide a ton of very interesting information on how fusion reactors work, what it will take to make it a viable technology, what the safety issues are, and more. Similarly, there have been some fantastic, techinical answers from people like John Carmack, Vint Cerf, and Bjarne Stroustrup. But even when the interviews aren't highly technical, the community's strong opinions can lend themselves to contentious but productive discussions, as happened with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich over the band's fight against file sharing, a Marketing exec for Microsoft Windows over some of the company's competitive practices, and Richard Stallman about the ethics of free software and open source.

It's also interesting to go back and look at stories that flew under the radar at the time, but later developed into huge, ongoing news items. For example, the launch of WikiLeaks in 2007 met mainly indifference and doubts that such a repository could do anything useful. Similarly, Google's unveiling of Android in 2007 brought a lot of speculation as to how open it would be and whether another phone OS could succeed. Facebook didn't get a mention on the site until late 2005, and its opening to the public the next year brought skepticism that it could trump MySpace or operate without compromising user privacy. The announcement of SpaceX by Elon Musk was blandly titled "Another Private Space Startup." Wikipedia got a couple of mentions in early 2001, even from Jimmy Wales himself. And, not exactly under the radar, but who can forget the early critique of Apple's original iPod?

On a more somber note, this collection of old stories wouldn't be complete without mentioning the day of September 11th, 2001. Here is how the page looked that day. News organizations around the world got a lesson in how people flock to the internet in times of emergency, and Slashdot was no exception. Readers congregated to share news as it was happening, and the staff frantically shut off portions of the site to keep it from buckling under the strain. It's a set of problems that have largely been solved in 2017, but they were new back then.

The last couple years have seen our world become more polarized than ever before, or at least it seems that way, likely because of the internet. Some of the most discussed and visited stories of the past year include the election of Donald Trump, Google firing engineer James Damore for writing a memo, to Silicon Valley investors calling for California to secede from the United States. One non-political, less polarizing story that made the Slashdot 2017 Hall of Fame was "Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Sci-Fi Movie?", which is about as Slashdot as Slashdot gets, and the comments are well worth the read.

We hope this walk back through Slashdot's history provided a nostalgic diversion for you. With over 162,000 to pick from, it's inevitable that we'll leave some good ones out, so feel free to share in the comments any particular stories that have stuck in your memory. A lot of you have been around and contributing to the site for years, and we hope you'll stick around for years more. This is part of our 20-year anniversary celebration, and we've set up a page to coordinate user meet-ups. We'll be continuing to run some special pieces throughout the month, so keep an eye out for those.

726 comments

  1. Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... or was forced out...

    1. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      /. died when the mod system was put in place. It incentivized commenters to post short, thoughtless comments echoing popular opinions in order to get modded up, instead of posting thoughtful and high-quality comments that lead to good discussion. This turned /. into an anti-Microsoft, pro-Linx circlejerk instead of the general tech/science/math discussion forum it originally was.

    2. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      You kids with your 20-digit UIDs all talking 'bout how it was. I remember when we had to compile special Windowmaker apps and have the right PERL modules to render Slashdot.

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    3. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The original mod system wasn't that bad. It was only when they updated it to only show upvotes comments by default. Back around '99 or so all you had to do was set a drop down menu to -1 and you could read every comment, or set it to 0 if you wanted just the unpopular opinions but not goatse links. It was one click to do that. Now if I want to browse all comments, I have to select -1, then move a fucking slider or something to "show all comments" and then click "get more comments" over and over. It used to show every comment on a story and that was back with 500 comments all the time. Who needs this stupid system when some stories don't even get 50 comments? So fucking stupid.

    4. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been on slashdot since 2000 or so, and I did not notice much of a difference between CmdrTaco here and CmdrTaco gone.

    5. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm me neither, keep sucking my dick nomadic, that's a good boy, mmmmm

    6. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Go to the linked 9/11 page, and the top story on 9/11 itself. What jumped out at me right away was the quality of the comments that got modded Troll that day. They were for the most part anti-Islam screeds and gummint-did-it conspiracy theorists, but all of them composed by someone who actually expected their commentary to be read by others. Not a single instance of app apping cow nonsense, references to gay ethnics, or multipage cut-and-paste fetish descriptions.

      If this site is not going to be News For Nerds anymore, let's at least bring back our literate trolls.

    7. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I remember having a randomly generated password that you couldn't change when they first introduced usernames.

      I also remember when a story was on fire when it had more than a hundred comments. At that point the site would start to slow down from the traffic.

      There was also Jon Katz and his idiotic editorial pieces.

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    8. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by morethanapapercert · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Respectfully; I must disagree. I've been a member for many years, Slashdot has been my homepage since sometime around 2002. Over the years I have been a moderator and meta-moderator many times. At first I was dubious about the moderation system, fearing that groupthink would end up shutting out the dissenting voices. Yet, despite this being a science and technology focused site, I have seen some good conversations about religion, faith and the role(s) of faith-based morality in a modern society. I've seen similar discourse on any number of topics one would think were vulnerable to groupthink For what it may be worth, the groupthink as I remember it has always been at least a little anti-Microsoft (or any other large technology corporation) and pro-Linux. My own impression has been that the Slashdot community leans heavily towards libertarianism and that is what drives debate, rather than some knee-jerk anti-X bias.

      I still see short; thoughtless comments, trolls and flamebait, mainly because I browse at -1, but they've always been more likely to appear under Anonymous Coward than any actual userID. What moderation did was to allow people to choose for themselves how much, or how little of the total thread they wished to see. Even at the unfiltered setting I prefer to browse at, I think I'm seeing far less Goatse links, pointless Natalie Portman/Hot grits comments and the like than I used to. Mind you, I do find the more recent "apping appers use aps!" and "You're all group think cows!" trolls to be at least more entertaining than the goatse and Rickroll links were. (entertaining in the sense of watching in fascination as a homeless man with mental health issues rubs dog shit all over his face to repel alien mind probes.)

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    9. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't remember any time when Slashdot was pro-Microsoft, especially in the early "evil empire" days. Slashdot also has IMHO the best mod system of any website. Because the scores cap at 5 and your total score is hidden as well as capped there is little reason to game the system. Moderators are limited to people who contribute even a little, and there is meta-moderation to theoretically constrain the bad actors. Metamod probably hasn't worked as well as it should, but it's more than any other site has tried.

      The idea that a community as large as Slashdot could survive without moderation is silly. Check out literally any other comment system with a similar scale and no moderation (your local newspaper, YouTube, etc...) and you will find nothing but worthless trolling, crazy people, and flamewars. Without a way to control the trolls all of the quality people leave and the forum turns into a raging dumpster fire until it is shut down entirely.

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    10. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lazarus · · Score: 1

      The oldest comment of mine that I could find. There must be ones much older than that, but my account info won't take me back any further.

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    11. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can tell a real Slashdot old timer when you run across someone who still has the friend/foe stuff setup.

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    12. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Back when slashdot was slashdotted by being slashdot...

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    13. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The posting limits also hurt the discussion here. It's hard to have a good discussion when you post a comment and then have to wait 30 min. to reply to any replies. Even then you can only reply to one of them before you're stuck waiting 30 more min.!

    14. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's true. We did have a more sophisticated kind of trolls back in the days.

      But in the early days, there were true masters of the dark art, they could make comments so carefully crafted to goad you into actually replying in an attempt to actually engage in a meaningful discussion, and they even replied. Not even with canned statements but with witty, if trolling, remarks. Back then it was actually a challenge to know whether someone's just trying to fool you.

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    15. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Miser · · Score: 1

      :)

      I remember getting an account in 1998. Used a (what is now old) version of Netscape on a Linux box to browse Slashdot. Lost my password for more than a few years and was able to get it back since I still had access to the email account used (back in those days it was fashionable to have lots of email addresses on systems. For awhile I couldn't remember if the account I used was still active or the "host" was even still alive).

      -Miser

    16. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Part of the issue, is that Tech over 20 years has been so ingrained in our culture.
      20 Years ago,
      Multi-Tasking OS (why would anyone want to do more than one thing on a computer)
      Email/Online Chats (this is for only Nerds who have no life)
      Mobile Devices (Only toys for geeks who want to show themselves as social outcasts)

      Being that this technology had made it part of normal culture. This type of stuff is no longer the domain of the News for Nerds, because it just happen to be cool now.

      As well ever sense 9/11 politics and tech started to get interwoven. So were the big issue use to the DMCA and now it is the Russian Government using Facebook to polarize the American People to destabilize the nation. Debates on Net Neutrality, Outsourcing of Tech workers, expanding green cards towards tech workers, to trying to kick out all immigrants who may be working tech.

      With the decline of the Middle Class, the Technology Sector is one of the few middle class worker areas....

      In short life isn't a simple tech job, for a harry toe programmer. Tech is now integrated with the rest or the world.

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    17. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Hodr · · Score: 1

      I was one of the early members, had a 4 digit user number. I created this account when I couldn't remember the password or e-mail address associated with the previous one. Now I can't even remember the user name.

      I did notice that I don't seem to be able to find (searching Slashdot or google) any of my earliest posts from this account.

    18. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      literate

      We are in the era of creimer and his cashews. The opposite of literate...

    19. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The furthest back I can go is 2008. I'm guessing the older comments aren't indexed the same way or there is a limit on the number of comments per user that the system keeps in the index. You could painstakingly search the old articles I think, but that's a lot of work.

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    20. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      ... or was forced out...

      Slashdot's dead! But Anonymous Coward trolls never die. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

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    21. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by rjforster · · Score: 1

      For context, I waited about a day while deciding whether to create an account or not. Hence my UID is >2000. I probably spent a lot of that time re-configuring my Afterstep config file to get my desktop just right.

    22. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They always have reported on non-tech news

    23. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That comment is a great example of how things have degraded here. It's a purely subjective comment that's probably just a flawed recollection of how things supposedly were a decade ago, yet for some inexplicable reason it has been modded '4, Insightful'. It's not insightful in any way. It's probably not even correct! A comment like that should be at 2, at the most. It's stupid that it got modded up without adding any value to the discussion.

    24. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      I had that same problem for a while.. for the life of me could not remember my password, and the domain I used originally had expired and got snagged by a domain squatter). I ended up just creating a new username (this one).

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    25. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Slashdot died when people started rambling on about 'tech news' whatever the heck that even is.

      Slashdot used to be news for Nerds. Not for IT folk and 'tech enthusiasts' and other mainstream types.

      Remember back in the '80s when there was cool stuff, but also slick operators like 'Sharper Image' shining some of it up to sell to the rubes and the unwashed masses? It's still like that, same as it ever was.

      Nerd has never been 'cool' nor has it every been a marketing demographic, because we hose down the marketing fucks anytime they get to close to what matter.

    26. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He was very noticeable earlier than that. When I joined /. (sorry, don't remember when it was, but definitely before 99) it still had that feeling of a personal blog that was unusually successful. We didn't even call them "blogs" back then. :-)

      The main differences in /. between then and now are:
      * it now feels more "under editorial control" and less personal
      * the meta-moderation system didn't exist
      * the old comment system was better. :-)

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    27. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Tom · · Score: 1

      Kids these days...

      But yes, I forgot to mention that one thing - "slashdotting" was a thing. I think it was 99 when my server got the treatment for the DeCSS story. Down it went. :-)

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    28. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0

      I remember when UIDs were not visible and you had to hover over a username to see the UID number. If it ever mattered, which it didn't, and doesn't.

      It all died when Bruce Fucking Perens had his hissy fit about people impersonating him with spoofed spellings of his name. There used to be a spirit of egalitarianism here, and nobody cared if an account had a 'low number' associated with it. It's actaully uncool for anything that lame to matter. This isn't Wajas or any other Virtual Pet website where the schoolgirls vie to have the lowest account number.

      Unfortunately, in the filtering out process, we're left with some of the smuggest fucks with low numbers preening about it.

      Yes, a lot of us have obtained and discarded old 'accounts' here because sometimes the stench of this place gets bad enough that you just want to throw away a login and you come back three months later and sign up again.

    29. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Whibla · · Score: 2

      Even when half your 'friends' no longer come out to play anymore.

    30. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by phayes · · Score: 2

      Too bad the number of friends/foes is capped. I find the system to be very useful to upvote comments from people I have found insightful that haven’t been upmodded but can’t add any more because I’ve reached the limits.

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    31. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I probably spent a lot of that time re-configuring my Afterstep config file to get my desktop just right.

      That's the problem with you newbs. Always futzing around with the new shiny. Just edit your .twmrc file and learn how to use Xresources, and quit with the new crap that doesn't deliver anything important.

    32. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by mce · · Score: 1

      Jeez.. I always thought I missed out on a really low ID by initially hating the entire idea of having IDs and waiting too long....

    33. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      This is Nerd Culture based website.

      A side effect of that is that nerds are interested in Science and Technology.

      Nerds are into a lot of other things, too.

      There have always been various flavors of crapflooding and spam here. That stuff is the widgets and ornamentation. It's important that it be there to repel the norms from coming to the site.

    34. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The stories didn't change much, at least at first, and in the long run I'm not sure how much was just the changing nature of tech and the internet and how much was Slashdot.

      The one thing I did miss when Taco left was his occasional but usually great comments.

      Anyone else remember Slashdot Radio? I actually quite enjoyed that. Still hoping to get that surgery for HSV controls on my eyeballs one day.

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    35. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      We have all always hated the ide of having IDs, and they didn't used to display visible in comment headers. Which I am now just repeating, but it's important.

      The site went downhill in a very big way on the day that Bruce Perens whined so much that they reconfigured the header code to display UIDs.

    36. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's interesting how people's concept of what a troll is has changed over the years. Back then it was people being racist, offensive for the sake of it and spreading what evolved into fake news.

      These days it's more "I disagree with your politics".

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    37. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Crapflooding has always occured on Slashdot. It was more sophisticated, but it has always been here.

      If you're not a newb, you probably remember that it was 'Mae Ling Mak, naked and petrified' in the crapflooding, and Natalie Portman didn't matter. The crapflood culture was not always hateful and homophobic.

    38. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly my biggest regret in life is that I didn't register a Slashdot account earlier. I thought it was cool to post as AC... What a fool I was.

      When I realized I went out in the rain, to the local graveyard, found a suitable headstone and knelt before it. Then I let out a desperate cry of "I COULD HAVE BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS!"

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    39. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But hu does the busebox.

    40. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dtmos · · Score: 1

      This is the oldest comment of mine that I could find (20 December 2008). I would really like to read some of the earlier ones -- how does one do that? It's like there is a maximum of 49 pages in one's user account . . . .

    41. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      You kids with your 20-digit UIDs all talking 'bout how it was. I remember when we had to compile special Windowmaker apps and have the right PERL modules to render Slashdot.

      Yeah! In the snow! And uphill both ways!

    42. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0

      Fuck you too.

    43. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by rnturn · · Score: 1

      I went away for a weekend right after the user IDs were being assigned, didn't sign up until the following Monday, and got this UID.

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    44. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Someone with your UID should remember the bad old days, when larma was a visible and uncapped numeric quantity. Capping karma at 50 made a huge difference, as did hiding it (now everyone who doesn't troll too much has 'excellent' karma, so it's no badge of honour, even if it were visible).

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    45. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is true of the moderation, rather than the trolling itself. Much moderation has become reaction to the opinion, rather than the quality of the post. I can tell because if I post something thoughtfully controversial, I often see a whole profile page of it being batted back and forth between rival gangs of driveby upmodders and downmoddders, often settling about where it started.

    46. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by reg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this was the story that really started it all:
      https://slashdot.org/story/99/...

      Notice it was still called the "slashdot effect" back then. Look at the comments from the poor site owner! Although I still want to read the end of "She Hates My Futon"...

          -Jeremy

    47. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I remember getting my first fan and my first freak on Slashdot and being excited by both. I just looked, and both lists are about four times as long as when I last checked them. They seemed a much bigger deal 10-15 years ago...

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    48. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by gatzke · · Score: 1

      Hey, I resemble that comment!

      Yeah, without CmdrTaco the site is pretty lame. No real soul anymore...

    49. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      137? And I thought I was an old-timer.

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    50. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jimbo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I remember when I hadn't realized my password was part of the URL, which I shared online, and somebody changed my newsfeed to only contain CowboyNeal submissions. It was probably CowboyNeal.

      I'm not going to reveal how long until I noticed.

    51. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

      No matter how depressed I get, I know I can always count on AC to care enough to call me a faggot. It's the one universal constant of the internet.

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    52. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Yeah! In the snow! And uphill both ways!

      To be fair, I did walk to school in the snow. They didn't send cold weather buses until it was below -40f. And while the hills were small, I did have to walk up them both ways.

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    53. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything involving Bruce Perens has a way of going downhill fast.

    54. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Wasn't 2008 or so when the 32-bit comment count rollover happened?

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    55. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      Logged in for the first time in a while to see if friend/foe stuff was still set up. Yup. I had forgotten all about F/F...

      Big 6-digit ID number here...it's what I get for waiting to sign up until long after I started visiting and stopped pouring hot grits down my...

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    56. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Slashdot's dead???? Has Netcraft confirmed it?

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    57. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Russian Government using Facebook to polarize the American People to destabilize the nation

      For me the biggest change over the years has been realizing that Slashdot really is Stuff that Matters. I thought it was just nerds, but then...

      - GCHQ leaked documents showed the targeted Slashdot for influence and malware distribution
      - Reddit and 4chan started having a measurable effect on politics, eventually giving birth to the alt-right
      - Russia managed to destabilize the UK and then the US via social media, and the EU only narrowly avoided it
      - It's actually possible that World War 3 will be started with a tweet now

      Slashdot is more important now than ever I think.

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    58. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for proving my point.

    59. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sconeu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anyone remember the guy who had a sig: "Karma: Chameleon (Mostly due to the fact that you come and go)"?

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    60. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Da_Big_G · · Score: 1

      The site worked fine with Netscape 3, but if you were still using NCSA Mosaic forget it!

    61. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Wow. 3 digits! That really puts me to shame!

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    62. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Malc · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy with Google search... https://news.slashdot.org/comm... (1999, from the days before automatic +1 moderation)

    63. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, I'd still let a Beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans pour hot grits down my pants.

    64. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Remember the backlash when UIDs were introduced...or first proposed? And how many of the longtime users didn't even sign up for them?

    65. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Ha! I have 3 digits twice! ( And that is considered low now! )

    66. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      meh. i was here before the beginning

    67. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "apping appers use aps!"

      ONLY scopes can scope scopey scopes, not LUDDITE apps!

      Scopes!

    68. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it makes you feel any better, that other AC probably wasn't even alive when triple digit UIDs were available.

    69. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I don't know when that happened (I remember it happening, but never look at usernames and avoid office politics), but noticed a big nosedive after we got yro., tech., etc.

    70. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      You would have more credibility if you did not post as an AC.

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    71. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by joey · · Score: 1

      Speaking of changing your password, I think I last logged in in 2007 and my password was still 1999 vintage until today. Oops. Disappointed the account was not cracked.

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    72. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It has been awhile, but I remember all of the gaming over the karma system resulted in the caps and hiding the actual number pretty quickly. This is one reason I say the Slashdot system is still the best. I mean compare all of the low effort karma whoring that plagues Reddit for a counter-example.

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    73. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it used to be a minority of posts. Now every other post is social justice shit.

    74. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always been here.

    75. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Someone else mentioned that 2008 would have been right around the time of the great 32bit comment ID rollover.

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    76. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

      Remember when "friends" and "foes" on slashdot were a thing people paid attention to? We have been friends for somewhere around ~15 years now and I have no idea why :)

    77. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GCHQ leaked documents showed the targeted Slashdot for influence and malware distribution

      [citation needed]

    78. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the GNAA posts

    79. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by ebh · · Score: 1

      I googled "ebh ( 116526 )" and found this.

    80. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cyber-vandal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Russia managed to destabilise the UK? When did that happen?

    81. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      I have a comment slightly older than this submission from 1999: https://science.slashdot.org/s... which I honestly regretted for years. You can't imagine how many skool kids and teachers contacted me asking for more info on the freakin mammoths!

      Fond memories of the earlier days, though things were clearly going down hill by 2007. Rarely visit any more as the story links are pretty much all dupes of what is available elsewhere, sooner.

    82. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lannocc · · Score: 1

      I too find the friend/foe system very useful and continue to add people to the list when I find users with great comment histories that I want to pop out above the noise. Haven't reached any caps yet, thankfully.

    83. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by ebh · · Score: 1

      Google for "your-name ( your-uid )". It found a comment of mine from late 2000.

    84. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Last year with Brexit. We have been in turmoil ever since, severely weakened government and an unclear future.

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    85. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy with Google search... https://news.slashdot.org/comm... (1999, from the days before automatic +1 moderation)

      I don't remember what user name I used the first few times I signed up for Slashdot so I won't be able to find mine. I've always deliberately use meaningless names so I can't be linked to other forums, etc.

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    86. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by onepoint · · Score: 1

      thanks, found my oldest https://ask.slashdot.org/comme... but I had something before that

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    87. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Little thing called Brexit?

      I'd also like to thank our Russian friends who have reinvigorated Slashdot and made it such a vibrant forum for discussion over the past few years.

    88. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

      The word you probably meant was "knew"...

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    89. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bandwidth is expensive.

    90. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by morethanapapercert · · Score: 2
      I know this is a nerd culture, the title IS "News for Nerds, stuff that matters" after all. What I was getting at is that, despite this being a very science oriented site, the user base is surprisingly open to thoughtful discussion and debate about faith, morality and so on. (with the the caveat that there is a huge implied expectation that, if you are going to make a faith or morality based statement, you do so reasonably and be articulate as possible.)

      As for the spam, trolls, flamebait etc etc, near as I can tell, even the most carefully curated forums are vulnerable to such things. Every forum owner has to make decisions regarding the accessibility and freedoms within their site. At one end you have pretty much wild west/borderline anarchy like 4chan. (especially my fellow lurker fags of /b) and at the other end you have forums where the admin must read and approve every single post before it appears. I've always appreciated the fact that Slashdot has always leaned more to the free end of that spectrum. I don't mind putting up with such nonsense; some of it is entertaining, which is why I habitually browse at -1.

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    91. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      So....how often do you have to reapply that dog shit to maintain full efficacy in repelling those alien mind rays?

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    92. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is totally BS saying Russia destabilized US/UK. You want to know what destabilized US? Decades of neglect on its own citizens while giving preferred treatment on the 1%, or spending trillions of dollars on wars. Why did you think Trump won? Because he was actually saying that he will stand for the 99% unlike almost all other candidates who don't even care enough to lie about it. MSM can keep spinning the Russia hysteria but eventually the US people won't able to take more crap from its government.

    93. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      ahh yes, one of the classic mental train wrecks of our time....

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    94. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jbarr · · Score: 1

      You are correct. We always knew it was a special place.

      --
      My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
    95. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by srmalloy · · Score: 2

      You kids with your 20-digit UIDs all talking 'bout how it was.

      It's irrelevant to the discussion, but this brought up a memory of my father telling me about going to REI to buy something, and when the cashier asked him for his membership card to put in the member number, she looked at it and said "This doesn't have enough numbers!" My father had been stationed in Seattle in the early 1960s, and had received a five-digit membership number when he joined the REI co-op (mine is seven digits, about thirty years later). One of the more entertaining memories I have of my father.

    96. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by PReDiToR · · Score: 2

      I love your .SIG.

      Democracy is the two wolves dressed up in wool, discussing calmly with the well-armed sheep which restaurant they should eat in, while demonstrating that vegetarianism is in nobody's best interests as farming sheep is very bad for the planet.

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    97. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      No matter how depressed I get, I know I can always count on AC to care enough to call me a faggot. It's the one universal constant of the internet.

      It's not like you're special in that regard - just ask creimer. ;-)

      On another note... I find it ironic and funny there are so many posts under the subject heading "Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left". Whatever we all may think of the ways Slashdot has changed over the past 20 years, it's obvious it's still an important part of many people's online lives.

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    98. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by alexandre · · Score: 1

      Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone! ;)

    99. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a fucking idiot

    100. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Did it ever occur to you that your "destabilization" (and I use that term lightly), was still the will of the people? If so very many people weren't already unhappy with the state of things in your country, and in many Western countries, assuming for a moment that Russia really had much if any influence on Brexit or even Trump, would it have even been possible for those things to happen?

      I am posting as AC, because it doesn't matter who I am, and I disagree with many things you post so I'm sure my opinion will be written off as "Russian Trolling(tm)", but has the thought ever even entered your mind that if so many average people with legitimate grievances didn't feel so marginalized by the current state of affairs they wouldn't have done something as drastic as vote to leave the EU or vote for a candidate like Trump who, even with his many faults still at least acted like he cared about the little guy? The fault for Brexit and Trump (if you see it as a bad thing) lies solely at your own feet.

      Whether I support Trump or Brexit myself is irrelevant, but I understand where people are coming from. The concerted effort to further disparage those marginalized voices as "racists", or "xenophobes", or "bitter clingers" for using their right to "vote the bastards out" who they perceive as not having their best interests in mind only shows me how disconnected people like you really are from reality. When many of those same voters in the US voted for Barack Obama in 2008 under the guise of "Hope and Change", it was, to the establishment, very obviously the will of the people. When they voted for Trump in 2016, it was "The Russians". It only serves to further solidify the message to those people that they are, in fact, victims of a concerted effort to diminish their own values and lifestyles they want to protect.

    101. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paid troll armies manipulating the lack of verficiation of facts and assessment of source reliability and its substitution with google/facebook popularity as a sociological trend with political implications. Russia is broke, is a dead country, but is jealous of vibrancy and success. It hates all other nations, and even its leaders hate its productive citizens (see the recent trucker's protests about being taxed 50% of their yearly gains after costs). It is innovative in one area only - using state-sponsored groups of otherwise unemployed and often unemployable miscreants with a thin veneer of control from political officers, just like the old soviet army. Only now, Putin is a pure narcissist using fascist idolization to cement his ego.

    102. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is like BSD, perpetually dying. Netcraft confirmed it.

      I'd never have guessed if be reading it 20 years later, but how I'm reading it 20 years hence now.

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    103. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, can we PLEASE finally get rid of the stupid Web 2.0 sliders that don't work on mobile ?

      And fix the fucking "nested" mode on the old-style comment controls, so I don't see the same thing on the first 15 of 30 pages.

    104. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure thing ivan - try that on another site with stupid users

    105. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well, I only used Lynx at that time ... with Screens ... so I could read several /. threads simultaneously.

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    106. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Funny how long ago that seems. Usually I don't think much about the old, literate trolls, but recently I've been thinking about them more and more. Crazy how much effort used to go into trolling - some put hours and hours into serious works of art. Knowledgeable writing, coherent thoughts, all seeking to draw you in.

      Only half-way or three-quarters of the way through some giant post you'd find out that it was some fuckwit, and then you'd need to respond. Funny how good some of them were. For me, I miss the hilarity of watching people miss trolls, sometimes pointing it out and sometimes not.

      Now it's just spam. Often stupid, repeated crap, with no real thought or effort put into it. Over time we've lost the trolling arts, and that's really a little depressing. Bring back the artsy-trolls, I say!

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    107. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been here since 2002 also. I have been anonymous the entire time. My thoughts & ideas hold merit or they don't; no involvement with karma circle jerking, enemies, group tagging, etc.

    108. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Posting just to get my name and uid to copy....

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    109. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "Russian Trolling(tm)"

      QFT

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    110. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this tip. Apparently I was heavily involved in the evaluation of spam filters at one time. https://ask.slashdot.org/story/04/12/28/2142204/bounced-email---dealing-w-the-latest-type-of-spam

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    111. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Megane · · Score: 1

      Slashdot died when they came up with SlashBI, which I think was also shortly after CmdrTaco left. The site might not have been a bad idea, but branding it with Slashdot, then shilling it hard to regular Slashdot users, to whom it was completely irrelevant, that was stupid.

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    112. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "he will stand for the 99% "

      Is good joke. I am thanking you.

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    113. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cyber-vandal · · Score: 0

      Brexit was due to the Russians? Do me a favour.

    114. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      While I can't for the life of me figure out why I can't post extrans properly, the inline comment system is much less painful.

      For me, the biggest difference today is I wonder why the hell the website is down for 36 hours rather than assuming Taco kicked the cord again. I am surprised at how the population went from a largely libertarian slant to be more split between the major party "ideologies." I do miss some of the steadfast posters from the early days, along with people like NY Country Lawyer.

      But I will say this much-- /. has made me better informed than I would be just reading the news(paper).

    115. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by tamyrlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since I had already perfected my FVWM config I was able to register my account early on instead of tinkering with my window manager :) (Speaking of longevity, I'm still using more or less the same FVWM config...)

    116. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

      >, eventually giving birth to the alt-right

      Every alternative movement is given birth by its establishment. Everything else is but a substrate. This applies to the alt-left exactly.

    117. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the truth. Now /. Reports on non-tech news.

      You just read a summary that the most talked about and popular post of all time was in 2004 when CmdrTaco was still very much in charge, and that story about republican politics had nothing to do with tech.

      You did read the summary right?

      Did you understand the summary?

      Should we summarise it for you?

    118. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

      Oh, look, closest thing I've seen to a UID neighbour in years :)

    119. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been shitposting as an AC since four digit numbers were a thing.

      My favorite memory was when a kernel developer flipped the fuck out on me because I made a pun about his name.

      Actually, I take that back, my favorite memory was the endless bitching about JonKatz.

    120. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by euroderf · · Score: 1

      We're a band of brothers.

    121. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      ...it's what I get for waiting to sign up until long after I started visiting and stopped pouring hot grits down my...

      I am Natalie Portman, you insensitive clod!

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    122. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dice Holdings was the start, and the current owners just use /. to sell fake news.

      I just post AC because I want to reduce my contribution to what is largely a heaping pile of shit with a few rewarding nuggets here and there

    123. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      It would help if search wasn't broken. :-/

      As another /.'er points out, use google via:

      {Username} ( {UserId} ) site:slashdot.org

      Looks like you registered before me. :-) Some of my oldest comments are:

      * September 16th, 1999 talking about the lack of SSN Law.
      * November 18th, 1999 talking about coding.

    124. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Leninix · · Score: 1

      Some very low id were sold on eBay, maybe you will not be able to retrieve your, but maybe you could purchase another low id username?

    125. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      It's become a place you cannot ever delete your account, filled with shitty comments from reactionary gamergate conservatives and reddit redpill or T_D rejects.

    126. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Not a single instance of app apping cow nonsense, references to gay ethnics, or multipage cut-and-paste fetish descriptions.

      Back then all we had was Goatse, and we liked it.

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    127. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is my favorite shit post that I read here on /. way way back in the day.
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      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=110200&cid=9353949

      Granger lay on the small bed in the hospital wing at an awkward
      position, the knee of one leg slightly bent, one foot in front of the
      other. Her arms were in strange positions as well, one hand hovered
      just above the bed clutched into a little fist and the other hand was
      held out from her body as if she was getting ready to pour something
      from an invisible bottle onto herself.
      The truth was that she was in this strange position because she was
      not able to change it herself. Hermione had just figured out the type
      of creature that was prowling the grounds of the castle when she was
      petrified by the reflection of the basilisk in the mirror she had been
      carrying and using to look around corners. The reflection had not
      killed her of course but it had been enough to completely shut down
      her voluntary muscle system though she could hear everything that was
      being said around her, and she could see as well, at least sort of.
      You see, because the muscles in her body were frozen, her vision was
      slow to adjust, and focus, and she could not change her view because
      she could not blink nor look around the room. All she could do was
      stare straight ahead. Evidently no one had thought of this after they
      brought her up here after the attacks, because no one had bothered to
      close her eyes or to cover them.
      So there she lay for days her muscles cramping and aching with nothing
      she could do about it.

      Professor Severus Snape had been furious when Dumbledore had refused
      to listen to him, once again giving Potter free run of the school
      grounds and the choice to do whatever he wanted to do. The rules be
      damned. He'd had enough and was ready to burst, he just wanted to
      find a way to rid himself of Dumbledore and become headmaster himself.
      He sat in his office drinking and thinking about how to solve his
      problems when he began to perceive the answer.

      Going to the hospital wing, Snape spoke in hushed tones to Madam
      Pomfrey about the condition of the petrified victims and voiced his
      concerns about the condition they were in, she agreed readily but did
      not know what they could do about it. Thinking quickly, Snape said to
      Madam Pomfrey, "Listen, you go down to dinner and relax for a bit and
      I will stay here and make some examinations of the patients and see if
      anything can be done." Smiling coolly but not uncharacteristically
      when she said "Well, ok, let me know what you find out though"
      After she had gone he drew the curtains by the beds and went about the
      task of examining the victims making notes and scratching down some
      ideas to try. After she returned, he worked for a few hours in his
      labs until he had come up with some very potent muscle relaxers.
      Going back to the hospital wing, he found Madam Pomfrey beginning to
      nod off in her chair at her desk while reading a voluminous tome on
      medusa and other petrifying creatures. Rousing her from her lethargy
      he said "Madam Pomfrey, I have devised a potion here that I think will
      do the trick, but it may take a day or so to react, maybe not at all
      for some of them that have been stiff for a while.", as she sleepily
      grinned at him. "Goodness!" she exclaimed as she rose, "How is it
      administered?". Looking at her calmly, he said "Eye dropper under the
      tongue should be adequate to do the job"
      It took them only a few moments to administer the potion and then he
      instructed her to go and rest and he would tend to the patients until
      morning, that way he could look for side effects. Gratefully, Madam
      Pomfrey thanked him, yawned and wandered off to bed. As soon as she
      had left he raised his wand and magically locked the door so that he
      would not be interrupted.

      He had not planned wh

    128. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so very many people weren't already unhappy with the state of things in your country

      China? What's China got to do with Brexit?

    129. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by KindMind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with this. I am about the same (other than I browse at 0, not -1). I hit slashdot every day, not really for the stories so much as the comments. Glory days past or not, there are still a lot of good comments well worth reading. I like that there are people willing to take the time to make a reasoned case for their positions, whether I agree or not.

      --
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    130. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you know what?

      Nobody cares Creimy-Dumpty.

    131. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The hated of democracy will never stop. The people got what they wanted, not because they were stupid, nor because there was some grand conspiracy: they simply disagree with you about what's best.

      People disagree on important things. That's humanity. It's not because one side of an issue is stupid, or because of Reds under the bed, but because people have different value systems, and thus can come to different conclusions as to what's best from the same data.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    132. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "fearing that groupthink would end up shutting out the dissenting voices." And you think this isn't happening every .2 seconds?

    133. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by zenasprime · · Score: 1

      Is this the thread where we all point at each other's UIDs and laugh until someone lower comes along and laugh at us? WooHoo! Let the world burn!

    134. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I experience the same thing. I get the moderation report emails, 50% troll and 50% insightful.

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    135. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      Actually, you always had a user-ID, you just could not see it. It was necessary for the database and software to work.

      The problem of people impersonating me on Slashdot was so serious that it inspired this song.

    136. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cameron is to blame for that though - the Russians didn't make him choose a 50% + 1 system

    137. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, typos really brighten up your day.

      Now you've mentioned it, I want some "larma" :-)

      (But I suppose I'll have to settle for karma, like everyone else)

      --
      "She's furniture with a pulse"
    138. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Brexit campaign was awful. Endless lies, no plan even offered so it wasn't clear what people were actually voting for, and outside influences from social media.

      It's also quite telling that Brexit supporters have stopped trying to claim it will be great and fallen back to "it's the will of the people", while also opposing any further democratic consultation.

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    139. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      was that me?

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    140. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      They need to bring back Slashdot Japan and Unicode support. I get this little option to turn off ads every now and again, but haven't gotten mod points in forever. They also need to no longer disable commenting on posts and allow you to edit and delete posts.

    141. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      It is always someone else's fault for you Brits. Never your own.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    142. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by basscomm · · Score: 1

      6 digits is low now?

      Finally!

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    143. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You attribute to the left what is widespread through-out all ends of the political spectrum. The right doesn't know how to debate either, they like to hyperbole, assign labels, and actively engage in racist voter-id laws with the explicit intention of reducing minority turn-out.

      We need to fix campaign finance and divide districts uniformly to prevent and repair gerrymandering on both sides.

      The left is far from dead, they just aren't in a position of power right now because a lot of people were too stupid to realize that they needed to act.

    144. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Here's one of yours from 3/16/2006:

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      The oldest of mine that I could find was 2002, but the Google index of posts that far back seems really spotty.

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      Enigma

    145. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you know what?

      Nobody cares Creimy-Dumpty.

      You do, asshole. Otherwise, you wouldn't have commented.

    146. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      You should try not being a faggot. A simple yet elegant solution.

    147. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.pcworld.com/article/2062400/british-spies-reportedly-spoofed-linkedin-slashdot-to-target-network-engineers.html

    148. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second he realized that there are people out there that think differently than him. Its called cognitive bias. It is a harsh mistress that does not let you think you are wrong.

    149. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      He understood, but you didn't. An outlier isn't a trend. In 2004 There were far, far less political "stories." It used to be that things hit the front page because they were relevant with little regard to anticipated participation counts. That has changed and the more controversial It will be the better. Even better as far as thet are concerned is a story we will ALL speak out against because it increases that number.

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    150. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is disputing how much of a faggot that you really are, the science is settled on that one. What everyone really wants to know is: are you gunna go my way?

    151. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Shit, two really old Primes.

      --
      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

      Ernest Hemingway

    152. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Slashdot was pro-Linux and anti-M$ from day one. It was literally started by people of that ideology for people of that ideology (aka people who actually had a clue)

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    153. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by phayes · · Score: 1

      Ha, I added it very shortly after becoming a /.er in a subject where some militant peaceniks were contesting the utility of armed forces. We all should just get along, just eliminate national armed forces (ours first of course) & it'll all work out doncha see.

      Never say any point to changing it though it has drawn out the occasional idjit who assumes it means too much.

      --
      Democracy is a sheep and two wolves deciding what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well armed sheep contesting the issue
    154. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      So YOU are that dickhead! I always wondered who you were.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    155. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironic? You have HOW MANY forks?

    156. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that it pretty much remained the same, but the site in general became:
      - slower to follow the news (or did the news go faster?)
      - less intelligent (or did I became smarter or more sarcastic?)

      Yet I still enjoy it every day - despite the outdated and sometimes stupid news or polls.

      Kudos!

    157. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Megane · · Score: 1

      Thanks to google, and a ctrl-F for /99/, the oldest post of mine I can find is from December 1999, in a thread about Galaxy Quest. This was about two months before I got DSL on 2000-02-29. (I have been running servers on static IP DSL ever since then.)

      My main reaction to this was surprise that Galaxy Quest was that old. My other surprise was remembering that there was a time before Slashdot had the <quote> tag. And now in less than an hour I get to watch another episode of The Orville.

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    158. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Ironic, given that the very first server used to host slashdot was actually 64bit...

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    159. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Megane · · Score: 1

      Oh crap, I just realized that threading also wasn't implemented then. It's hard to imagine Slashdot without being able to collapse entire sub-threads.

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    160. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      "I and the public know
      What all schoolchildren learn,
      Those to whom evil is done
      Do evil in return."
      - W.H. Auden, September 1, 1939

      --
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    161. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      People give a crap about moderation? Now that's news.

      --
      Slashdot still doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode after it was added to the HTML standard in 1997.
    162. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      The AC is right on that point, though. That is indeed (more or less) what Trump said.

      The fact that he's now pushing tax cuts for the rich which will further entrench economic inequality is not relevant (he said a lot of things that he can't or won't deliver on). He said exactly what he needed to say to get elected.

      Cynical opportunists wouldn't be able to get a toehold if there wasn't a real opportunity to exploit. It's probably incorrect to say that Russian interference caused Trump's victory, because it didn't need to. Only a few small nudges were required.

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    163. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And every comment thread is altcuck shit. Basically, Slashdot is now shit.

    164. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      The first one I can see is a few days later. And it was a lame Eliza joke. Awesome.

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    165. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Without looking, I think Bruce is 137.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    166. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Yep. I was a whore for this site, tho'.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    167. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Right on, guys!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    168. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Get out of my way, or I'll run you over with my Slashdot PT Cruiser! Emmett take the wheel!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    169. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Noice!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    170. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by e432776 · · Score: 2

      This. I started reading around 2000-2001, remember that at that time could barely make sense of the headlines. Slashdot was important to me for introducing OSS, *nix and computer fundamentals that are now pillars of my professional life. I was pretty sure I'd be happy lurking forever, but when the current owners took over and seemed to really want to rebuild the glory that was the old slashdot, I ended up signing up for an account (2016- is that some sort of lurking record? I would guess not, the truly hardcore are still lurking!). Have enjoyed the site more since, wonder why I took so long! To those still in the shadows: come on in, folks, the water is fiiine!!

    171. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you don't believe your own statement or you wouldn't be here posting.

    172. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Ack. Don't do this! Those old posts are best left buried in the past.

      (Also, this method only returned the highly rate old posts.)

      --
      If you want a vision of the future, imagine a youtube comments section scrolling - forever.
    173. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dryeo · · Score: 1

      It was pretty close to a tie for what is basically a constitutional level decision. There's a reason that many countries need a super majority to make constitutional changes.

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    174. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I have a very similar regret. We're in the same time frame for that regret. I feel a kind of kinship now.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    175. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was all text dude, give me a break.

    176. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Whoa! I found one of mine from 2001!

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

    177. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by geekd · · Score: 1

      When I was spending a lot of time on Slashdot back in 1999, my boss used to say "Talking to your friend Commander Taco again?"

    178. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by mfh · · Score: 1

      Hello friend of a friend! ;)

      --
      The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
    179. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2

      How in the heck did Russia "destabilize" the US or the UK? They did nothing of consequence in either case.

          Blaming the loss of Hillary on the Russians is about as sensible as blaming the loss of the Titanic on polar bears.

    180. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by avandesande · · Score: 0

      Right. And I am sure the opposition told 100% the truth and laid out all the facts. It's politics, it's dirty get over it.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    181. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I realized from the start this place was shithole.

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    182. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the early days, a friend showed me /., and two days into browsing it, I told him "wow, this Anonymous Coward guy sure is a schizo!"

      Posting AC for obvious reasons.

      CAPTCHA: admitted

    183. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by provolt · · Score: 1

      As a little nostalgia trip, googled some of my old comments. I found one from 2005 that I firmly stand by today: "I think slashdot's quality has declined as the number of hot grits posts have decreased."

    184. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Russia managed to destabilise the UK? When did that happen?

      You missed the cold war?

    185. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I procrastinated for slightly less time than you. Would have been nice to have gotten 2^11.

    186. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Friends I found only for like minded and as for foes, well, who wants to be, super freaky and relegate other comments and basically close your mind to different thoughts and ideas.

      I wonder if slashdot would open up that database of stories, comments and modding to universities for data mining and analysis. There would likely be a range of interesting ideas and conclusion squirrelled away in that information. Especially changes over time, generational change, the big difference between people born into the computer age and those who were already mature when it started.

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    187. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's not an outlier when you look at the content vs popularity. It's not an outlier if you look at other stories from that era. It's quite telling that many of the top stories on slashdot are not tech but politics. You may have rose coloured glasses, but politics has been part of slashdot for an incredibly long time.

      The users have spoken, and their message has been consistent.

    188. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why I didn't get what the site was about and never bothered to create an account.

    189. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir, are a faggot

    190. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - Russian support of Brexit is well documented.

    191. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "He said exactly what he needed to say to get elected."
      I remember last year people were saying "I like Trump because he's not a politician". I kept telling them he was a consummate politician.

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    192. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are one stupid fucking retard

    193. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take yourself back up in to the hills, Cletus, your sister is ovulating.

    194. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by phayes · · Score: 1

      I foed only rarely and for the exceptionally hairy trolls.

      Friending isn’t something I only do for people I agree with, just those I want to see. There are a number of people I don’t agree with and sometimes débate among my friends.

      --
      Democracy is a sheep and two wolves deciding what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well armed sheep contesting the issue
    195. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Right. And I am sure the opposition told 100% the truth...

      Equating a dog poop on the street and 200 tonnes of shit on your front lawn is about as dishonest as the Brexit campaign.

      One of the campaigns invented a large lie, knew it was a lie, painted it on the side of a bus, made it the cornerstone of their campaign then said it wasn't true the day after polls closed.

      Ban you guess which side that was?

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    196. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      All politicians exaggerate and lie, but Boris was exceptionally untruthful. And Gove, with his "people have had enough of experts"...

      A year after the disaster and there was a women on TV saying she was going to vote remain, but at the last minute saw the old "straight bananas" lie on social media and changed her mind. When people still fall for lies that started in the 90s and have been debunked over and over and over again, what hope is there?

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    197. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's definitely our own fault, but that doesn't mean others can't share some of the blame.

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    198. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

      In other words: "Make trolling great again!"? Man, I could run a presidential campaign on this one, despite having no USA birth certificate.

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    199. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      President Trumpâ(TM)s support for Brexit is well-documented as well. Doesnâ(TM)t mean heâ(TM)s responsible for it. You think the Remainers wouldnâ(TM)t be shouting âoeRussian plotâ from the rooftops if there was any plausible evidence. Brexit is due to 40 years of lies from journalists and politicians combined with a desire to stick two fingers up at the establishment. Putin may be happy about it but Brexit is a purely British mistake.

    200. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Fuck sake Slashdot join the 21st century

    201. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys like you is why I stopped talking on Slashdot except the occasional ac post. Those moderators have endless modpoints, and one started stalking me and modding me down everywhere. That was when I realized Slashdot is yet another site with corrupted moderation.

    202. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      20 years ago was 1997.

      Multi-Tasking OS (why would anyone want to do more than one thing on a computer)

      Windows 95 had been out for 2 years. Amiga had had multitasking for over a decade.

      Email/Online Chats (this is for only Nerds who have no life)

      My school set up a BBS in 1995 and taught us all how to use it. E-mail was old hat in 1997: webmail was already popular. In fact, Hotmail was growing so fast that Yahoo preferred to buy a company which already had a webmail product rather than lose 4 months writing its own.

      Mobile Devices (Only toys for geeks who want to show themselves as social outcasts)

      The early adopters for mobile devices were businessmen, not geeks, and again the timeframe was earlier.

    203. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Well, I have a big ID because I read /. for a few years before I decided to create an account. I've actually read ALL of /. posts. It'd been open for a few months when I discovered it on Usenet and I quickly browsed back through the backlog. And ever since it's been a morning ritual. And when I get back from vacation I quickly browse what I've missed.

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    204. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were going to bemoan that racist diatribes that used to be modded Troll are now modded +5 Insightful.

    205. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I remember clicking on that once and noticing a discrepancy similar to what you have expressed. Then, I just forgot about it.

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      Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
    206. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need more tin foil.

    207. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under what rock have you been living? Have you completely missed the Brexit referendum?

    208. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why negative moderation was a stupid idea. Up-voting was all that was needed.

    209. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Malc · · Score: 1

      Goatse and hot grits posts were literate? How many commenters are there now compared with then? Maybe it's just a percentage and you've got rose tinted specs?

    210. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Malc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mine too! Stuck in the 4 digit club :(

    211. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Malc · · Score: 1

      Hmm, just remembered my mentor at my first job (an old man of, oh, you know, 38 ;) ). He complained that he wasn't going to read /. anymore because of all the comments along the lines of: 'fuck you', 'you're a fucking idiot, fuck you'. This would have been 1998 or 1999!

    212. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      A year after the disaster and there was a women on TV saying she was going to vote remain, but at the last minute saw the old "straight bananas" lie on social media and changed her mind.

      The worst thing about the straight bananas is that it isn't even completely a lie, but the truth is even more stupid. It was based on a misinterpretation of the Class I, II, III fruit and vegetable rules. It's true that the EU adopted those rules (because harmonizing rules is literally their job), but they were in fact the British rules and adopted at the behest of the UK.

      OMFG THE EU IS SO STUPID THEY ADOPTED THE WEIRD BRITISH STRAIGHT BANANA RULE has less of a sting to it somehow.

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    213. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I found that Slashdot's intelligent comments were suppressed for a time when they started tweaking the lameness filter to deal with APK. Even though it's better now, I don't really see those large informative posts anymore.,

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    214. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You cant possibly be that fucking stupid. Go to the mall and ask 100 random people their thoughts about the Linux Kernel, then ask them about Trump. According to you the results will show that people with a clue prefer Trump to the Linux Kernel. ROTFLMAO .

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    215. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I remember when slashdot backend was running on cards

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    216. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dwillden · · Score: 2

      US destabilized? I seem to recall a peaceful transfer of power, with all three branches of government still in full operation.
      Alleged interference in the election by spreading information is not destabilizing. There is no evidence of any actual votes being altered.

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    217. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, the internet wasn't a catered experience the same way it is today. It took hours of hard work to get anything useful of out it. It was kind of like Linux. As a consequence of this, it took some smarts to get going. I've no doubt the ratio of trolls to non-trolls remains the same today, but the quality of trolls (and non-trolls) was obviously higher.

      But today, it's more like a playstation, you know? "Push X to be entertained." It lowers the threshold for who can be on the internet somewhat, and while this has massively benefitted advertisers and online retailers, everyone must suffer the mediocrity and idiocracy of the mainstream.

      I imagine if you were to put Slashdot on the dark web, you'd somewhat go back to how it used to be. Very few people around, but the ones who are around, are more likely to be the ones who care enough to produce quality commentary.

      Or, you could just keep the news-part on the public internet, but move all commentary and user-engagement to the dark web.

    218. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What the hell is going on with the moderation system. The parent post has:

      Starting score: 1
      Karma bonus +1
      40% Insightful
      30% Interesting
      20% Troll

      Final score: 3

      So 70% interesting/insightful and 20% troll only confers a +1 score now? When did this happen?

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    219. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by schleimkeim · · Score: 1

      But we're still here.

    220. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      I respect the will of the British people and it seems unlikely that there was much Russian interference with the Brexit. If they meddled with it, then probably not in a substantial way with much effect. The Brexit was basically directly caused by the fact that Syrian war refugees tried to go for a better live in Europe at the same time as Cameron had scheduled the EU vote. That these two events occurred roughly at the same time was a mere historical coincidence, of course. If ISIS would have gotten stronger a few years later and the Syrian civil war broke out a bit later, then there'd almost surely been no Brexit, since the UK was and is doing well economically. But if there happened to have been an economic crisis at the time of the vote, then there might have been a Brexit again because of the tendency of politicians to use the EU as a scapegoat for all of their failures. This is how public opinion swings back and forth.

      Anyway, you Brits really need to expedite the Brexit. Recent UK laws, especially the heavy regulation and censorship of the Internet and extreme surveillance of citizens, are not fully compatible with EU constitution and shared EU values codified in existing directives. Ironically, though, leaving the EU will not really 'fix this issue' for the UK. The Brexit will make it easier for the UK to continue to violate human rights, but you will continue to be bound to the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR). You will have to reverse your own Human Rights Act first and cancel the ECHR treaty, before you can safely continue to turn your country into a fascist nanny state.

      I expect this to happen within 5 years after Brexit, i.e., 2019-2024.

    221. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a faggot

    222. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Both are ugly, rejected by most 'normal' people, and appeal only to a minority of fevered zealots, but at least I feel like I could understand Trump.

    223. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Fellow FVWM user here.

      My Config when I first visited Slashdot world be instantly recognisable as my one now. The only differences are a small spot for tray icons and a growing list of style exceptions for obnoxious programs which believe they know better than the window manager.

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    224. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but the original claim was that the UK was destabilised by Russia.
      However, Brexit happened mostly because the Brits' own news media, and particularly those owned by the odious ex-Australian Rupert Murdoch, have been very forceful in not only lashing out against the EU per se, but also against some of the things that the EU, or at least the broader European population, tends to care about, especially civil rights, which are in Britain seemingly universally portrayed as bad things that just exist to keep criminals on the streets.
      All the bad feeling kind of accumulated in the minds of the public and now a majority of the British population kind of hates the EU without really remembering the reasons or whether those made sense.

    225. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Brits have always been xenophobic, there was really no need for Russia to do anything. Most people elsewere saw Brexit coming for years.
      Sure, Russia is unhappy about the UK for harboring Chechen terrorists back in the day, and it is reasonable to believe that the Russian foreign intelligence tries to sow dissent in unfriendly countries, but you seriously overestimate their influence in this particular topic. I mean, why would Russia want to make the EU stronger?

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    226. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year with Brexit. We have been in turmoil ever since, severely weakened government and an unclear future.

      Bugger all to do with Russia, everything to do with the Fourth Reich itself.
      You've got to remember, the Russians like nice big centralized bureaucracies (all the better to mount a uber power grab by infiltrating the core of the rot), and hell, were even against the Scots gaining independence...

    227. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Miser · · Score: 1

      You must have created a new one quickly, as your UID is still quite low.

      I actually had no clue what my UID was when I finally recovered my account. Thought to myself .... "Wow. That's pretty low." Not as low as others I hasve seen though, including yours.

    228. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You attribute to the left what is widespread through-out all ends of the political spectrum.

      Nice strawman. Cite me where I said the left are the only ones who exhibit bad behavior.

      What you're doing, fellow AC, is whataboutism. I'm talking about the fall of the left, and you try to distract from that by talking about real or perceived grievances with the right, which are irrelevant to how bad the left has become.

      Me: "Man, Johnny's grades have fallen."
      You: "But but but Tommy's grades are bad too!"

      The right doesn't know how to debate either

      Again, strawman. What the right does or doesn't do is no excuse for the fall of the left. Note my wording: the FALL of the left. The left USED to be better. They USED to know how to argue. But now they are, at best, just as bad as the right in your mind.

      they like to hyperbole, assign labels, and actively engage in racist voter-id laws

      Irony; you accuse the right of not knowing how to argue and using hyperbole and assigning labels... and in the very same sentence use hyperbole and assigning a label to a policy the right advocates, which is no way to argue.

      We need to fix campaign finance and divide districts uniformly to prevent and repair gerrymandering on both sides.

      ...and to do that, we need to admit to each side's faults without downplaying it with excuses like "oh but both sides do it".

      The left is far from dead,

      I didn't say they're dead. I said they fell. Say, perhaps the problem here isn't that you like making strawmans, but you're just bad at reading comprehension?

      they just aren't in a position of power right now because a lot of people were too stupid to realize that they needed to act.

      More of insulting and labeling that I was talking about. People are just stupid. Can't be because the left is a shadow of its former self and that people cannot in their good conscience support it like they used to. Can't be because people like you call them stupid so it turns them off. No no no, you're right. It's cuz they so stupid.

      How loving and tolerant and reasonable of you.

    229. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Racism is wrong regardless of whether 52% of people apparently think otherwise at a given point in time.

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    230. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Quarters · · Score: 1

      Part of the issue, is that Tech over 20 years has been so ingrained in our culture.
      20 Years ago,
      Multi-Tasking OS (why would anyone want to do more than one thing on a computer).

      The Commodore Amiga predates Slashdot by twelve years. Windows 95 beats it by two. Mac System 7 (which I believe was the first with true multitasking) has five years or so on Slashdot. OS/2 came out about five years before Slashdot also. Essentially no one was being subjected to a single-tasking OS by the time Slashdot appeared.

    231. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You cant possibly be that fucking stupid.

      You are right, but as evident by your asinine reply, *you* obviously can.

    232. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself you ignoramus

    233. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac System 7 (which I believe was the first with true multitasking) has five years or so on Slashdot.

      System 7 had cooperative multitasking, which the Amigans disparaged as not being "true" multitasking (i.e. pre-emptive) but it mostly worked as long as apps played nice.

      It doesn't matter since GP was being sarcastic anyway...

    234. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dtmos · · Score: 1

      Here's one of yours from 3/16/2006

      What? The link doesn't have any of my comments.

    235. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dtmos · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy with Google search...

      Actually, no, it's not. Creating a list of all of my comments -- and only my comments -- in the order they were submitted is not really practical with Google, at least AFAIK.

    236. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was trying to reply to your parent. I must have replied to the wrong comment. Yes, I must be new here.

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    237. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been shitposting as an AC since four digit numbers were a thing.

      My favorite memory was when a kernel developer flipped the fuck out on me because I made a pun about his name.

      Actually, I take that back, my favorite memory was the endless bitching about JonKatz.

      This may sound weird, but mine was "Cower in my shadow, you feebs!", etc. Obviously, I won't "say" his name, with the various numbers appended - legend has it that if you say his name three times, he shall return.

    238. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the people who were convinced they should vote "Leave" voted Leave. 28% of eligible voters stayed at home. The vote only passed by 51.9%. That means - 37.5 % voted Leave, 34.7% voted Remain, and 27.8% didn't vote, (so we can assume that it was not their will to "Leave")

      After Brexit and Trump, people in other western countries suddenly seemed to realize the insanity. France, for example, elected Macron.

    239. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      Wish mine were prime. However, for the first time I noticed that listed as an "achievement" on my /. user page it says:
      Member of the 10010 Digit (binary) UID Club , which is almost as good.
      I really don't know how one would reasonably call this an "achievement" though.

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    240. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Malc · · Score: 1

      I agree in that they offer limited choice when it comes to sorting. But in this particular case, trying to find the oldest posts is actually very easy because you can just set an end date and see what you get; then refine in a binary search kind of manner. It takes seconds.

    241. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Coincidentally, slashdot designates you a friend of a friend. I actually haven't looked at the friend/foe stuff in probably 10+ years, kind of forgot about it.

    242. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lgw · · Score: 1

      You seem to have this idea that you are the smart one who can see the truth but the voters are dumb and easily led and fall for every lie. Just so you know, that what "rejection of democracy" looks like. Voting is never about detailed analysis of facts - that's only important to rationalizing the decision after the fact. For issues that affect people in their daily lives, they can see what's actually happening around them, and vote accordingly. Lots of people just haven't been happy with how the whole EU thing has affected their lives, for a variety of reasons. You're saying "but they're wrong," but that really just comes back to values.

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    243. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lgw · · Score: 1

      Racism is wrong regardless of whether 52% of people apparently think otherwise at a given point in time.

      Yup, that's your value system (more specifically, what you call "racism" is). Look back through history at the variety of other deeply-held beliefs people have had over the years which horrify us today. Then think about what's required for progress. Democracy remains the least-bad system, despite difference in deeply-held beliefs.

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    244. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Uh, by looking, I think you are 137.

    245. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      It works OK when its not under any kind of serious organized attack. During the 2016 election organized groups of Russian accounts (likely paid, if the various people who have investigated this can be believed) completely pwned the /. moderation system.

      OTOH, if you WANTED to read a lot Russian-flavored pro-Trump messages all saying the same things, Slashdot during the last quarter of 2016 was the place to hang out.

    246. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is still not a random sample, a mall is a limited location - just because you see some brown people there doesn't change it.

    247. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --My friends/foes list is full, to the point where I can't delete (or add) any. Wish they'd fix this bug.

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    248. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We comment because we want to point out that Creimer is a fucking selfish, lying, manipulative dickhead.

      He belongs in marketing. He is a true piece of shit.

    249. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Mac System 6 had multi-tasking (via MultiFinder), but yeah, 7 was the first to include it by default if I recall correctly - I adopted that thing the instant I discovered it, however and never looked back. That said, it was cooperative multitasking, not preemptive multitasking, which they didn't have until OS X.0. If you want to go way back, the PDP-6 and systems that ran MULTICS (there were a couple) had it in 1964 (I had a computer history class requirement in college and this stuff I don't forget, unlike people's names...). They weren't really PCs, but Amiga wasn't really a mainline PC either - definitely a premium device and even more expensive than all but maybe the very high end macs. A friend of mine paid over $4000 for his, which is over $6000 adjusted for inflation at the time of this posting and his was fairly low end (but that price did include essential add-ons like disk drives I believe). A PC clone was half that and Slackware Linux was released in 1993, so they beat Microsoft to preemptive multitasking on PC hardware. 1995-1997 were the mac clone years, as well, so they could be had cheaper than Apple's versions.

      Funny story about Wordstar in a schadenfreude way - my mom bought a mac so she didn't have to use Wordstar anymore, where control-P purges your document without confirmation and control-D means dump to printer. She had lost 6 hours of writing because of that. When I used Wordstar I avoided that by putting the keyboard template over the computer, but what a hassle for something that should be intuitive. Every desktop publishing act except Wordstar used P for print, but I know D for printing comes from the UNIX world (P was not purge in any application I know, however).

    250. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Democracy would be having another vote at the end of the negotiation, on the deal that has been offered. By that point enough old people will have died and enough young ones will have come of voting age to reverse the decision even if the demographics stay the same.

      The Brexiteers don't really care about democracy. They won and they want that to be the end of it, which isn't how democracy works. If they had lost they wouldn't have just shut up about it, in fact they immediately started agitating the moment we joined.

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    251. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Heh, well I memorized that randomly generated password and still occasionally use it, like on git projects (I have several random passwords like that memorized). I also remember not being able to recover my password on my first account and had to create a new one (if there was email recovery, it didn't help - I changed email addresses and was offline 3 months and changed schools). This user was named after the computer I was on at the time, which I ordered in late September and I picked it up Oct 31 - Halloween - so I named the computer Creepy and the hard disk Spooky. I don't know how much time elapsed between getting that machine and signing up again, though - I think it was a while. I mainly posted as AC in hopes I'd remember the other password.

    252. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cholokoy · · Score: 1

      Regardless... Happy Birthday Slashdot!

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    253. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Holy Crap! A 3 digit UUID. I thought all you guys had gone beyond the rim. OR maybe a myth the we could tell our children. Like unicorns and honest politicians.

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    254. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Oh great honored elder. Impart on us your wisdom in the days of gone by!

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    255. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      There has defiantly been a changing of the story types here since The Great Taco One left. Back then before /. was "sold" the news for nerds did seem to matter. There where more technical questions and I could actually post a question and get a reasonable answer.

      Today the stories and posts just seem to be whatever is hot at the moment with a slight lean toward being a technical site.

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    256. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      And you get modded a Troll. Classic. Some mod gets it

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    257. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Like the danger of fires after a long drought, the low UID mentions are high today. Throwing cigs or bombs out your window might start a flamewar,

      Obligatory: I could've had a 5 digit UID, maybe even 4 digit. But I lurked for a long time before I finally signed up. Try not to let low UIDs impress you much. Wonder if they have more friends and fewer foes, because everyone is sooo impressed by a low UID. In fact I first used this handle in the late 90s on AIM, which I just read will soon close down. Without AIM, it's harder to prove I was bzipitidoo before 2000.

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    258. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There has defiantly been a changing of the story types here

      "Definitely"

      de-
      finite-
      ly.

    259. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by lgw · · Score: 1

      If we can only vote enough times, we can just stop when we get the result I want! Democracy!

      The EU seems to have been built on that. Nation votes not to accept a charter? Vote again every so often until you get the vote you want, then it's forever binding.

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    260. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Either you have an arbitrary limit of one vote, or you evaluate every situation on its merits.

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    261. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      'sup!

      I haven't used this functionality too much back in the day but apparently I'm only two degrees separated from some two-digit VIPs. Nice!

    262. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      LOL.

      Right! I keep thinking I'm 167, 'cos that's what I was on Bruce's short-lived Slash-based site. What was that called?

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      Never been known to fail..."
    263. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can only vote enough times, we can just stop when we get the result I want! Democracy!

      You're just upset that the lack of actual particulars for a British separation from the EU means that it is entirely valid and legitimate to assert that another vote on a final set of terms, before proceeding, is appropriate.

      That's why you can only resort to hyperbole like this.

      The EU seems to have been built on that. Nation votes not to accept a charter? Vote again every so often until you get the vote you want, then it's forever binding.

      More like the Brexiters themselves., the American South, and the Polish wolna elekcja.

    264. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      It's also quite telling that Brexit supporters have stopped trying to claim it will be great and fallen back to "it's the will of the people", while also opposing any further democratic consultation.

      I think it is safe to say that in most jurisdictions in which a referendum takes place and you lose you don't get to keep voting on a question until your side finally wins. Normally it is one and done.

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    265. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Tom · · Score: 1

      That is true. In the early days, those really great contributors were more prominent. Now they are drowned out more easily. Pretty much like it was before the moderation system started to work properly. :-)

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    266. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You don't get to re-run the vote on the same question, sure. But this is an entirely different question.

      At the referendum there was no plan. There were vague suggestions of an ultra-soft Brexit, staying in the single market and customs union, from prominent Remain campaigners like Boris, Gove and Farage (https://youtu.be/0xGt3QmRSZY). That was instantly abandoned and reneged on.

      Once they are forced to reveal what the final deal is (because the EU will publish it), it's time to have a first referendum on that deal.

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    267. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Let's see if this works

    268. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Pope · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's dead???? Has Netcraft confirmed it?

      Is Netcraft still around?!

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    269. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you, M[rs] other-ac are obviously a paragon of good taste, high etiquette, and kindness

    270. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stupid faggot

    271. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by glamb · · Score: 1

      Me too :-(

    272. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Same here, I try from time to time to get my old uid, but it was a good lesson on how not to fuck up with usernames and passwords.

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    273. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the lowest uid of all of them. The problem is that I have all these trolls in my head when I post, I can't tell if I'm Schizophrenic or its Tourette syndrome but some of them make me out to be a real jerk.

      I'm sorry every body, especially all of those of you with your own uids who are brave enough to express your freedom of speech. I especially want to say sorry for all the flames, and the wimpy crap comments I've made. Sorry for spaming you with ads for my hosts files and other spam, sorry for the goat.cx and I especially want to apologize for at once being the worst speller here and the most anally retentive grammar nazi to exist.

      Sorry I can't make it to the party.

    274. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      It's important that it be there to repel the norms from coming to the site.

      If the Sheeple knew,, what we know...

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    275. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I can't remember any time when Slashdot was pro-Microsoft,

      Remember twitter, I mean before twitter. His post were so full of vehemence for Microsoft that, even though he was right mostly, I'd kinda go 'Wow, this guy *really* hates Microsoft'.

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    276. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Even when half your 'friends' no longer come out to play anymore.

      I noticed the same thing and I wondered how many dead /.rs there were. I realised, one day, that I've been interacting with some people for more than 10 years here, exchanging some pretty heated and deep ideas. That was the day I decided to tame my inner troll to people and be a little more grateful that I was in a forum with smart people I could learn off, maybe share something with.

      I miss some of those friends, even some of the enemies, keeping my mind sharp.

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    277. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Interesting too, thanks for the advice.

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    278. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Oh, not coincidentally at all, my bad, the reason you mentioned friend/foe was because of that fact. Nevermind, I'm old and absent-minded.

    279. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I notice Barbara Hudson hasn't posted in over a month.

    280. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by clintp · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn. Seriously.

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      Get off my lawn.
    281. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Futon!!! I forgot all about that. Last known copy: https://web.archive.org/web/20050901191242/http://www.myboot.com:80/

    282. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The question asked was too great for any single person to comprehend. No single person alive knows all the workings of the EU, let alone enough of the electorate for asking them to make sense. People disagree on important things all the time - that's not the problem. The problem was asking a ridiculous question for personal political gains, when the risks are so high.

    283. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Here's a larma, there's a larma, and another little larma?

      (And now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day)

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    284. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by mfh · · Score: 1

      I always friend people who impress the shit out of me. Chances are if you are a friend of one of those people, you can find other people who will also impress the shit out of you.

      --
      The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
    285. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      when I couldn't remember the password or e-mail address

      Sympathy not oozing.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    286. Re:Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      The old comment system is still available. Look for 'D1' in the preferences.

    287. Re: Slashdot Died when CmdrTaco Left by alexandre · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered how many were left in the 100 range... :)

  2. First TEN mattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The second TEN matter if you are into Likes, ads in your face, and plain creepy stuff.

  3. One notable story I heard about first on /. by ebrandsberg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    9/11. At the time, my habit was to login and go to sites like cnn.com for the morning's news. None of the normal news sites would come up. That is odd I thought. Continued onto /., where I first saw the post about it. I immediately went and turned on the TV. Crazy stuff.

    1. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by ltcdata · · Score: 1

      I remember that day.. at work, no tv... no radio... open slashdot... after 1 hour refresh the homepage... 9/11....

    2. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I literally found out about the 9/11 attack on Slashdot. In an off-topic post somebody made.

      I logged on in the morning and loaded up Slashdot to see what was up. There was an off-topic post in an unrelated thread about the 9/11 attack having occurred, so I went outside the 'nerd enclave' to find out what it was about.

    3. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I didn't find out about it on Slashdot, but I went to the BBC news site and they weren't responding - the only time I've ever seen that site die under load. Slashdot was still working fine.

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    4. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by Ross+Finlayson · · Score: 1

      Same here. /. was the first web site I visited after waking up that morning. When I saw the stories (about planes hitting the WTC, and buildings collapsing), my first thought was that someone had hacked the site, and this was someone's idea of a sick joke.

    5. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you heard about it here first, but you tried it here last :)

    6. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Not long after that, I remember someone naively thinking that the Slashdot effect would still work on the BBC.

      And then someone else posted usage logs: Slashdot effect added ~100k additional hits to a total that was running at ~2M normal users at that time.

      (the exact numbers may be out, but it was one of the first times that a site was demonstrated to be large enough to soak up /. without even blinking)

      --
      "She's furniture with a pulse"
    7. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Its amazing that sites run by major media organizations with huge amounts of money all buckled under the load but a geek site without a huge amount of money behind it was able to survive without failing. (at least I assume the money behind Slashdot at that time was less than the money behind entities like CNN)

    8. Re:One notable story I heard about first on /. by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      None of the normal news sites would come up. That is odd I thought. Continued onto /., where I first saw the post about it.

      Interesting that we'd be mentioning the news lifeline that /. was on 9/11.

      At the time, I worked in Oklahoma at a company whose corporate access point to the Internet was in the basement of tower 2. When it collapsed, we lost connectivity (of course). That's when I decided I had to go home for the day. I was NOT going to do without the first-hand online news on /., and it was clear nobody was actually going to be getting any real work done that day.

      Nope. Time to go home where I can get news and cry for a while.

  4. 20 Years of Stuff That Matters by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed, unfortunately only rarely news for nerds.

    1. Re:20 Years of Stuff That Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now IT tech not for geeks

  5. first post + 20 by donour · · Score: 2

    20th post!

    1. Re:first post + 20 by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2, Funny

      Natalie Portman could not be reached for comment.

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    2. Re: first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Natalie's hot grits

    3. Re:first post + 20 by dmiller · · Score: 1

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of ... nevermind.

    4. Re:first post + 20 by nnet · · Score: 1

      and who said there wasn't a dog :)

    5. Re:first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      washed up actresses in superhero movies?

    6. Re:first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can she run Crysis?

    7. Re: first post + 20 by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Mae Ling Mak was naked and petrified when you newbs were still in diapers and playing around with Visual Basic. On Windows 3.1.

    8. Re:first post + 20 by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Off-topic!? Natalie Portman is never off-topic on Slashdot - irrespective of her clothing, petrification, or hot cereal status.

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      /)
    9. Re:first post + 20 by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of ... nevermind.

      In Soviet Russia, Beowulf Cluster imagines you

    10. Re:first post + 20 by djKing · · Score: 1

      I think a beowulf cluster could do the entire Nirvana discography.

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      Free as in "the Truth shall set you..."
    11. Re:first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off-topic!? Natalie Portman is never off-topic on Slashdot - irrespective of her clothing, petrification, or hot cereal status.

      The Natalie Portman meme is dying... Net craft confirms it...

    12. Re:first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take offense to your referring to delicious grits as "cereal." Hot grits has nothing to do with the captain, or his crunchiness!

    13. Re:first post + 20 by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the Natalie Portman + hot grits meme was found dead in its Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy its endless repetition, there's no denying its contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

      --
      "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
    14. Re:first post + 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, you'll get another crack at posting when this story gets duped next week ;-)

    15. Re:first post + 20 by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Should that be "21st post"?

      (Don't worry about it, the three hardest problems in computing are the halting problem and off-by-one errors.)

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      0 1 - just my two bits
  6. Thank the stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that we don't have 20 years of creimer/cashews nonsense... We've had quite enough of his crap! The moderation system works.

    1. Re:Thank the stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Creimer wasn't a problem until the trolls went after him this year. There's some people you just don't want to pick a fight with.

    2. Re:Thank the stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that he kept feeding those trolls, so obviously they'd come back for more.

  7. Happy Birthday Slashdot by JackieBrown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I enjoy coming here.

    Even if it has gotten worse (and that varies), Slashdot still has the best comment layout and system out of any news site I read

    1. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Drethon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And still one of the top news for nerds sites out there, even if some other crap sneaks in at times. Happy birthday!

    2. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy birthday Slashdot. Would like to see less politics and more tech here. I remember old days being excited about Enlightenment and all the Linux happenings. Now everything seems so meh.

    3. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by freeze128 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just like the color.

    4. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that hard to believe, creimer assures us that none of his IT co-workers heard of Slashdot.

    5. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      And still one of the top news for nerds sites out there

      Which probably says more about the general amount and quality of "news for nerds" than about /....

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    6. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Happy Birthday Slashdot

      In Soviet Russia... Happy Birthday wishes you!

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    7. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the color? Just wait until you see "OMG Ponies".

    8. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by zifn4b · · Score: 3, Funny

      And still one of the top news for nerds sites out there, even if some other crap sneaks in at times. Happy birthday!

      I read Slashdot for... the "articles"...

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      We'll make great pets
    9. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Drethon · · Score: 1

      And still one of the top news for nerds sites out there

      Which probably says more about the general amount and quality of "news for nerds" than about /....

      I'd like to deny that comment but in spite of periodic searching, many other options seem to be much worse crap.

    10. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make disparaging comments about nerds, we can use that dremel tool over there to cut a door in the bakelite wall of this enclosure for you to exit out of.

    11. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by alex67500 · · Score: 2

      I agree, and I still find comments (to be honest, I've usually seen the news elsewhere by the time it's posted here, but most of the time I look forward to what /. is going to say about it).

      You do have to filter out some comments sometimes, but in all, /.'s comment base is still *much* more interesting and educated than that of the TFA.

      One regret? I can't seem to remember the last time a website was "slashdotted" by having a link to it posted in a story :-)

    12. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I find Soylent generally has better comments these days, but Slashdot has more so I spend more time reading it.

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    13. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Our kind tend to be idealistic folk. While not perfect, 20 years is a damn good run in web-land if you look at all that has happened in that time to this site and others. Web-years are kind of like dog years.

      Kudos to /. for surviving and thriving! A toast of bad coffee to another 20!

        - Tablizer

    14. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see personal style options for /., and "OMG Ponies" can be one those listed.

      For those of you who don't know what OMG Ponies is

      Then again, maybe not.

    15. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This tells how few of us old-timers are still around when this is only scored a 2.

      I don't have a low ID because I'm part of that other group that did not register to take a stand that the internet should not invade your privacy. Now, I'm not sure whether to be jealous of low IDs or to sadly look at the always-tracking-you landscape of the internet and realize that we were right.

    16. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And still one of the top news for nerds sites out there

      Which probably says more about the general amount and quality of "news for nerds" than about /....

      I'd like to deny that comment but in spite of periodic searching, many other options seem to be much worse crap.

      AC since 2002

      I find most other news sites over-saturated with writers and commenters that love Sci-Fi or gadgets and think that those interests justify reporting to people in the industry what they are doing wrong or could do better (**cough**ars).

      It's difficult to read a tech news website telling me, a security professional, how to properly secure infrastructure just because the writers and some of the commentators got iptables and squid running on a Raspberry Pi. Having done this for 20 years, acquiring three degrees, and designing systems in the millions to protect hundreds of millions in assets, I still feel like I'm just getting started but it's rather insulting to have someone with a writing background that looked into the problem over a weekend proceed to write a thousand words on what I "obviously don't know" about host firewalls and how it could stop state-sponsored actors.

    17. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by johnsmithperson123 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The commenting system works a lot smoother than other sites, eg Ars and Reddit. Even if it occasionally makes me feel guilty about not spending all my mod points.

    18. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just like the color.

      I miss the OMG Ponies!! layout...

    19. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoy coming here.

      Even if it has gotten worse (and that varies), Slashdot still has the best comment layout and system out of any news site I read

      Really? It's fucking cancer.

    20. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Same here. No other site I know of is as interesting, informative, insightful, and mostly pleasant to hang around as /. Happy birthday!

    21. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I love about /. - the odd post from an absolute fucking pro discussing some really intimate or subtle part of their work.

    22. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I only come here once a day though unlike multiple times per day before.

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    23. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG Ponies? With extra glitter? Or when they did the PT Cruiser giveaway? (What happened to that thing?)

    24. Re:Happy Birthday Slashdot by rhazz · · Score: 1

      Slashdot still has the best comment layout

      Does that include the fact that the content is only 50% of the screen when you get the 6 inch banner ad?

  8. RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the trolls have won and continue to run off good people from Slashdot. Some trolls are showing up at SoylentNews to spread their hatred. Posting as AC for obvious reasons.

    https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

    1. Re:RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I do sympathize to a degree, he was basically asking to be trolled. He continued to post Amazon affiliate links, and called the users of Slashdot morons who exist solely to make him money.

    2. Re:RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I do sympathize to a degree, he was basically asking to be trolled.

      False accusations, fake accounts, dick pics. I supposed you believe that women are asking to be raped?

      He continued to post Amazon affiliate links [...]

      My six-month experiment in monetizing my trolls is over. I'm not responsible for the 50+ affiliate tags — including one by Slashdot management — that popped up in the last few months. FWIW, Everyone else is doing it wrong.

      [...] and called the users of Slashdot morons who exist solely to make him money.

      I called my "critics" asshats and wankers. Unfortunately, ACs love to play the victim game. Call one AC an asshat or troll, they think you're calling every AC asshats or wankers.

      [...] who exist solely to make him money.

      My "critics" think they're doing a public service by shitposting my comments with the their copy-and-paste comments. What they're actually doing is drawing attention to my comment, making readers curious to click on my home and/or signature links, and I make money from the traffic going to my websites. This is why I'm willing to let "cdreimer" languish at -1 (Terrible), post only two comments per day (morning and afternoon), and stand by as my comments get shitposted. There's no such thing as bad advertising.

    3. Re:RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fatty McFatface spotted.

    4. Re:RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by iprayfatcashewd · · Score: 1

      Fatty McFatface spotted.

      This post is about creimer, not you.

    5. Re:RIP Creimer, 1999-2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, creimer.

  9. Time to revisit the moderation system here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think it's time to revisit the moderation system here.

    Back when stories would routinely get 500 or more comments, it was helpful to have the moderation system pick out the best ones. But that's no longer the case. It's now rare for a story here to break even 200 comments. A lot of them are well under 100 comments.

    I've seen stories where there aren't any comments shown by default, even when there have been 20 or more comments posted!

    To make matters worse, abusive moderating is a real problem here now, and I keep seeing the most interesting comments modded down to 0 or -1, meaning they aren't visible by default.

    So the end result is that I have to always browse at -1. This, of course, makes the moderation system redundant. If I have to view all comments anyway just to see content worth reading, then Slashdot might as well just get rid of its moderating system completely and show us all of the comments by default.

    The moderation system here made sense 15 years ago, when this site was far more popular than it is today. But now that there are fewer commenters, and presumably a smaller moderator pool, the moderation system does more harm than good. It impedes our ability to read good comments.

    It's time for the current moderation system to go, I think. We don't want a shitty Reddit or Hacker News style moderation system here, of course. That's why it would be best just to get rid of the moderation system and show all comments by default.

    1. Re: Time to revisit the moderation system here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't happen. Moderation is outsourced to shitty obnoxious hindu-chimps with medieval jungle rules of moral.

    2. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by tepples · · Score: 2

      Though the threshold setting (now "abbreviated") setting isn't useful anymore, the breakthrough (now "full") setting is still useful. I have my account set to threshold -1 and breakthrough 1. That way, most of the comments show up in "nested" style when I open a story.

    3. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by wulfhere · · Score: 2

      My vote: keep the moderation system, but expand it to a high score of 100, and a low score of -100. Let users set the default value penalty/bonus they want to apply to ACs, and what bonus/penalty they want to apply to UIDs with 6 digits or less (which should help weed out all the astroturfers).

      Also, it would be nice to make EVERYONE a meta-moderator: allow users to see all the moderation on a comment, and if they notice a pattern (such as liberal or conservative shills downvoting things they don't like), allow users to decide to ignore moderation from specific users.

      That should allow trolls to be downvoted to oblivion, while helping to nullify the effects of censorship from right/left wing idiots downvoting things they don't agree with.

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    4. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nor do we want the lame soylent "can't down mod because you dont have enough karma" alleged-social-justice stupidity. I just upmod trolls. great system that.

    5. Re: Time to revisit the moderation system here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know it's you AmiMojo. Stop making shitty comments and you won't be downmodded into oblivion.

    6. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The only tweak it needs is to make down votes have half the weight of up votes. If there is disagreement it should err on the side of giving people a voice.

      Real trolls will still get hammered down to -1, but controversial comments won't be censored.

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    7. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I think you're describing how to break a system that's not overly broken at the moment. Adding an order of magnitude more score range would make it meaningless to set a floor for comments to see. So I want to see everything over -29. Do you really think that, on average, posts modded -30 are going to be substantially different? As it is now, the difference between 1 and 3 is not that large.

      This also only works if people have the mods to do it. If there aren't enough mods, then a huge percent of the comments are going to stay at their default, while a small handful will bump up or down.

      Allowing everyone to metamod also breaks the system. Trivial to create a bunch of accounts, and set up a script to metamod a subset of users or topics a certain way. That then penalizes the mods, and discourages that sort of modding from being done.

      No, this system is far from perfect. But most of the changes you could make to it would make it worse rather than better.

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    8. Re:Time to revisit the moderation system here. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't think it is needed. There was a time where I only wanted to see the "top 5" comments on a discussion, but with conversation threading and hidden comments any benefits are fairly limited.

      There aren't really a whole lot of "top" comments any more-- true though leaders or experts in a topic that can provide clarity and objectiveness to an issue. Now it is much more of a discussion, for better or worse.

    9. Re: Time to revisit the moderation system here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dick. I am moderating now so I had to post anon. And I have a higher IQ than you will ever attain. Dick.

  10. 15 years of stuff that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The last 5 years have been a dumpster fire.

    1. Re:15 years of stuff that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say closer to 10 and 10, but at this point we're splitting hairs...

  11. MEEPT!! by ABEND · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who could ever forget The Glorious Meept!!?

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    In all seriousness:
    1. Re:MEEPT!! by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      If ever we needed a hero to come back to save this sorry site...

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      the growth in cynicism and rebellion has not been without cause
    2. Re:MEEPT!! by nmb3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Recurring posters and in-jokes are one of my favorite things about Slashdot comments.

      My favorite is probably posts from K'breel, Speaker for the Council and the Martian propaganda fight against the so-called "evil Terran aggressors" (relayed by Tackhead).

      It's been awhile since we had news from Mars. I hope he's doing okay.

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      /)
    3. Re:MEEPT!! by Lotana · · Score: 1

      Indeed. K'breel posts are sorely missed.

  12. Not a first post by alanw · · Score: 3, Informative

    But I must have been one of the first posters!

    1. Re:Not a first post by jonr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not so fast, alanw!

    2. Re: Not a first post by zollman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Keep going

    3. Re: Not a first post by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      lol... you're old.

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    4. Re: Not a first post by alanw · · Score: 1
    5. Re: Not a first post by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot. The only place where penis envy is about having the smaller one.

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    6. Re: Not a first post by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      wow not bad. I remember when choosing a username/login was possible, before that we were basically all AC :)

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    7. Re: Not a first post by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      Your previous post was March 2009? You are quite a lurker!

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    8. Re: Not a first post by houghi · · Score: 1

      Used to be true for phones as well for a while. Now it is thinner.

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    9. Re:Not a first post by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      I joined in 98, so you guys were well before me.

      Remember when Larry Niven would post comments?

      Thrunctip(?) was his username, I believe...

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    10. Re: Not a first post by primebase · · Score: 1

      Damn...I thought I was doing good being a 4-digit guy. Nice to see someone older than me around here.

    11. Re: Not a first post by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      You're a good kid, primebase. Don't let anyone tell ya different.

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    12. Re:Not a first post by sconeu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't forget CleverNickName aka Wil Wheaton.

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    13. Re: Not a first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had first navigated this site in 1999, but didn't create an account to participate in the discussions until 2004, at which point my 6 digit uid (I think? I haven't actually logged in in years now) always made me feel inferior. Thanks for perpetuating that, guys. ;-)

    14. Re: Not a first post by michalk · · Score: 1

      Meh

    15. Re: Not a first post by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Dang, missed it!

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    16. Re: Not a first post by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      Keep going

      Yeah, but imagine a Beowulf cluster of three-digit users!

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    17. Re: Not a first post by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I resemble that remark, though I think it was 97 or 98....when I was working at Tektronix.

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    18. Re: Not a first post by sysrammer · · Score: 2

      Mine has no bezel.

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    19. Re: Not a first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like I win! :)

      -Anonymous Coward (1)

    20. Re: Not a first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Perhaps the most exciting expansion option were the HP9880A/B hard disk drives. These drives stored 2.4 megabytes per 14" platter."

      Hehe, I think some people's /etc/hosts file is 2.4 MB.
      Anyway, that's quite an interesting calculator!

    21. Re: Not a first post by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Best description of this place ever. :D

      Oh, and mine is smaller than yours. :P

      Well, that explains why we're still here!!

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  13. I feel old by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 1

    Mazeltov old friend.

  14. The Beanies by Kunedog · · Score: 1

    I forget when the Beanies died but the attempt to revive them in 2014 saw the editors try to put Anita Sarkeesian on the same level as Malala Yousafzay:

    https://slashdot.org/story/14/...

    It was such a mistep that they were too embarrassed to even follow up with a winner. Good times.

    P.S. I should note this was done under the previous owner (Dice).

    1. Re:The Beanies by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the irrational and astoundingly vitriolic hate fest over Anita Sarkeesian. You're right to bring it up: not all of slashdon't history has been illustrious after all.

      About the only reason I watched them is because a bunch of people here who I'd set the idiot flag on were so bitterly against everything about her. Turns out pretty much every negative claim was an outright lie.

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  15. No mention of the April Fools stories?! by stuff-n-things · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where are mentions of OMG Ponies! and the Parrot runtime?

    1. Re:No mention of the April Fools stories?! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think this just about covers everything: https://youtu.be/xLTAKb8IyqA

      I'd love a karaoke version of that.

      And of course https://youtu.be/RUbp_d2DkYU

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  16. Bitcoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? No mention of Bitcoin?

  17. Waning glory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll echo the sentiment expressed by others here.
    Slashdot may have survived 20 years, which is remarkable, but in the past 3-5 years it's definitely been on the wane.
    Many articles are just reposts from arstechnica, engadget, current political news, and trending social media stories.
    Meaningful comments have been replaced by anonymous coward trolls and actual registered trolls.
    The once-vaunted "slashdot effect" has diminished and I expect soon enough, in the next 2-4 years, that slashdot will be no more.

    1. Re:Waning glory... by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Many articles are just reposts from arstechnica, engadget, current political news, and trending social media stories...in the next 2-4 years, that slashdot will be no more.

      Its current state is far better than what would happen if it was bought out by Fusion/Kinja.

    2. Re:Waning glory... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      If Slashdot's comment system was replaced by Kinja I would never come back.

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    3. Re:Waning glory... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In every life, of a human being, of a company, of a country and even of a website, there is four phases. People liken them to the four seasons. Spring, with its growth, Summer where things shine and where you are on top, Fall when the momentum keeps you going despite being past your prime and Winter when you slowly wither away and die.

      The reasons for this development are mostly dependent on the people you usually have in the phases, and the fact that people, too, change with time, and so does their attitude towards the thing going through the phases. At the beginning, when excitement is high and people want this Big Next Thing to succeed, they gladly put in hours of work and lots of their energy and effort despite seeing little reward, because they want it to succeed. If it does, it's easy to keep pressing because you see the rewards, but you also start to get complacent, especially when you see that it does actually keep going even if you don't keep pressing like mad, and that leads towards the decline. And with decline comes a general dislike to redouble the effort. After all we've done that already, wasn't that enough? You'd need the same kind of enthusiasm that you had at the beginning, but rarely you can motivate people to do that again. They're used to getting their rewards, usually also pretty easily because they benefited from the time when lots of energy was invested for little reward, why push it again?

      And with this comes stagnation and decline.

      That's how things go, everywhere. Webpages and boards are no difference here.

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    4. Re:Waning glory... by Lotana · · Score: 1

      Oh well. Lets see how many of us will be here when they turn off the lights.

    5. Re:Waning glory... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In every life, of a human being, of a company, of a country and even of a website, there is four phases. People liken them to the four seasons. Spring, with its growth, Summer where things shine and where you are on top, Fall when the momentum keeps you going despite being past your prime and Winter when you slowly wither away and die.

      No offence, but that's reactionary romantic supernatural fascist bullshit.

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  18. Feels like a eulogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is a husk of it's former self. The garbage submissions, bots and right wing kiddies are brutal. Very little interesting discussion goes on here any more.

    1. Re:Feels like a eulogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right wing has always had an inherent disdain for fact, but these days things are wildly out of control. Anything racist or transphobic gets moderated to the sky, global warming denialism is rampant, and the Overton window is so far to the right that it's incredible. For a good example, go look at how many people shitposted that 4chan rumor about the Las Vegas shooter being a Democrat. That's what Slashdot is today: liars and authoritarian assholes.

    2. Re: Feels like a eulogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You prefer discussions where only marxists have a voice ? Why dont you move to Northeim Korea ?

  19. So when are we getting unicode support? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    The new management said it was coming real soon when they took over.

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    1. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, we need Jesus now more than we need unicode.

    2. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unicode won't happen until two problems are solved.

      Bidirectionality override characters ("erocS") The first attempt to introduce Unicode on Slashdot led to what I've referred to as the "erocS" problem, in which vandals posted subjects comments containing bidirectionality override characters, which made others' comments illegible and spoofed moderation scores. Though the software could strip out currently known control characters, new control characters in a later version of Unicode may gain operating system support before Slashdot's software can be updated to handle them. ASCII art It used to be common on Slashdot to post a fairly large (49 by 25 character) ASCII art rendering of the NSFW photo on the front page of Goatse.info (formerly Goatse.cx). It depicts a man stretching his anus wide. It somewhat resembles the September 20, 2004, cover of Time (safe for work). It also used to be common to put a small (5 column by 4 row) ASCII rendering of the photo "The Incident with the Bird", which depicted a parrot perched on an erect penis. This led to a policy decision to use the "lameness filter" to reject posts consisting primarily of ASCII art. The larger character repertoire of Unicode would make this harder to maintain.
    3. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      dont need it. if kids cant communicate without pictures then good. they can stay on their social media platforms and emoji themselves into oblivion, while the rest of us that know how to string more than a few words together to express an idea continue to do so. win-win. kids are the result of "just because a thing can be done doesnt mean it should".

    4. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Every other site seems to have handled the BiDi stuff sensibly by simply banning that character plane and all unknown character planes. All new control characters will either be in the existing plane or will have a new plane allocated, so this is future proof. This has been possible for about 15 years and well supported by libraries for about 10. For the ASCII art... who cares? ASCII art of the goatse guy still gets through, the lameness filter doesn't block it reliably, that's what moderation is for.

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    5. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by Megane · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, Slashdot has support to ban Unicode ranges, which they basically set to "everything". Even more annoying, there is a problem where entered Unicode (usually smart quotes) gets its encoding screwed up, resulting in two Latin-1 characters instead. This is probably due to incorrectly specified text encodings.

      The most interesting one is where a trademark character results, then that gets another conversion to "TM'. At the very least, we should be allowed to use the HTML entity names (the entities with real names like "&trade;", not the ones that give an arbitrary Unicode character). Most of those seem to be blocked, even though they don't cause problems.

      I think some of the problem is that they banned almost everything "just in case", rather than banning just the specific things that cause problems, then only banning more things when they become a problem.

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    6. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that we've heard the argument from ignorance I guess we can all die happy. Dipshit.

    7. Re:So when are we getting unicode support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr : we're lazy

  20. 20 years of decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Slashdot had the best moderation system, and tech community in the beginning. Then they made so many stupid changes like limiting the amount of posts ACs could make per day. All this did was reduce traffic and lead people to unlimited places like 4chan. Then they started arbitrarily rearranging the order of posts, probably in some misguided attempt to end "first posters" even though the moderation system already handled that. Change the post order just made it a chore to come back and find old threads later in the day to continue the discussion from your break or whatever. This site used to be the most addictive site on the internet, but after those foolish changes, I barely visit anymore, much less actually post something. What kind of idiot updates they're site to be LESS addictive? Dumbasses.

    1. Re:20 years of decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of idiot writes they're instead of their? Dumbass.

    2. Re:20 years of decline by Megane · · Score: 2

      Slashdot had the best moderation system

      It really still does. If I made a new forum web site, I would want to steal it. Most other moderation systems operate on the digg/reddit model of "everybody gets to moderate everything". This converges toward groupthink, suppressing ideas that don't line up with the majority. Sure, some obviously politically-influenced moderation happens on Slahshdot, but you have to read to get mod points, and you have to pick and choose where you spend them. And there is still a limit of -1 to +5, so any early mod-bombing of a post can be undone by later moderation. Then there is metamoderation to give a (hopefully) anonymized check on bad moderation, like a sort of QA sampling check.

      There was one thing that they got wrong at the start, and that was letting people see exactly what moderation had been done. After a few incidents where a particular message got dozens of mods, some attracted just because there were already so many, it now only reports the top three categories, in percentages rounded to 10%. I was sad to see that and the visible karma point status go, but they encouraged gaming the system.

      The only other user moderation model I saw was kuro5hin/scoop, where everybody got to vote, but it was only an averaged 0-3 rating. It also had a "users vote up the articles" mechanism. It may or may not have worked if there were more users to give it enough momentum, but kuro5hin was always a poor shadow of Slashdot, and eventually only the trolls, and one asperging blogger were left. There were even a few times when an article would successfully troll people from outside the site. I would still call it a failure, and blame it on the "everybody gets to vote on everything" thing, only instead of converging to groupthink it converged to trollthink.

      Well, Slashdot's moderation is good except for that silly change to metamod many years ago. It used to have buttons that said "agree/disagree". At some point they must have hired someone to "improve" Slashdot, who then went nuts trying to change shit for the sake of changing shit to look like he was doing something. The metamoderation buttons were changed to "+" and "-". They FAQ was never updated to say exactly what this meant. The tooltips say "Vote this item up/down", without it being clear what "this item" means that you are voting for.

      It's ambiguous whether +/- means the original message should have been modded up/down, or whether you are voting to agree or disagree with the moderation. Is "this item" the message or the moderation? What makes this so important is that if you misunderstand, you can kill that person's moderation karma and he might not get it again for months.

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    3. Re:20 years of decline by Malc · · Score: 1

      And now most of my posts are as AC simply because that's how things end up when I'm using my phone, and faffing around logging in just increase the risk of losing something that took too much effort to type on a mobile 'keyboard'. Actually I guess the mobile version of the site just isn't conducive to spending much time on /. nor making a big effort with comments, although the latter might simply be the new norm of mobile interaction.

  21. Apple.slashdot.org by nbvb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My one and only accepted story submission turned out to be the launch article for apple.slashdot.org

    My little piece of Slashdot history .... otherwise, my comments have been consistently useless for 20 years now.

    1. Re:Apple.slashdot.org by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      My one and only accepted story submission turned out to be the launch article for apple.slashdot.org

      My little piece of Slashdot history .... otherwise, my comments have been consistently useless for 20 years now.

      LOL, I'm there as well. My one and only accepted story submission was of a local dam that was leaking, this dam was upstream of the Hanford Nuclear reservation.

      Now well meaning yet useless post are all I have.

    2. Re:Apple.slashdot.org by quantaman · · Score: 1

      My one and only accepted story submission turned out to be the launch article for apple.slashdot.org

      My little piece of Slashdot history .... otherwise, my comments have been consistently useless for 20 years now.

      I never got into story submissions but several years ago /. went through a phase where they would post articles that highlighted specific comments from a previous article. I think one of my comments was in the first such article they posted.

      I do credit /. with improving my writing skills, the community and moderation system do a good job of rewarding people who can make a clear but meaningful point, I think /. is the only site I visit for the comments more than the article.

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    3. Re:Apple.slashdot.org by Xyrus · · Score: 2

      Count yourself lucky. I've been screaming into the void for years as well. Then it started screaming back.

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    4. Re:Apple.slashdot.org by Guyle · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be dammed.

  22. Seniority matters. by mcmonkey · · Score: 2

    Only users with 4 digit IDs should be allowed to post in this thread.

    1. Re:Seniority matters. by max99ted · · Score: 1

      BOOOOO!!!

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    2. Re:Seniority matters. by MouseR · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you dont qualify.

    3. Re:Seniority matters. by The+Apocalyptic+Lawn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That, and people who post pics of Nathalie Portman pouring hot grits down her pants ;)

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    4. Re:Seniority matters. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder how many of the sub 10k UID accounts are still active. Probably only a couple hundred.

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    5. Re:Seniority matters. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up, but I already posted in this thread. :(

    6. Re:Seniority matters. by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      I agree!

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    7. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod.

    8. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about people who lurked without signing up from '02 onward?

    9. Re:Seniority matters. by Binestar · · Score: 2

      Very few I'm sure. It isn't until someone posts something mentioning a lower user ID when the low UIDs start coming out. I call it the slashdot canary test.

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    10. Re:Seniority matters. by scottm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, is there a separate thread for old timers?

      Obviously a ton has changed, but I have fond memories of slashdot and credit it's consistent quality for a lot of my career progress!

      Happy birthday slashdot!

    11. Re:Seniority matters. by alta · · Score: 1

      I don't come nearly as much as I used to, and I hardly ever post any more.
      But yeah, to have a UID as low as ours you pretty much have to remember WHEN they added the logins. For whatever reason the first few days I didn't feel like I was going to need one, but that was before I realized that the UID was going to become it's own talking point.

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    12. Re:Seniority matters. by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Slashdot, hot grits pour Natalie Portman down YOUR pants!

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    13. Re:Seniority matters. by Yeechang+Lee · · Score: 1

      >Only users with 4 digit IDs should be allowed to post in this thread.

      Agreed.

    14. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to wonder how many of the sub 10k UID accounts are still active. Probably only a couple hundred.

      There's a market for those accounts. They are valuable.

    15. Re:Seniority matters. by Vic+Metcalfe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed. Anyone with less than a 4 digit ID is too old to post anything of value.

    16. Re:Seniority matters. by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      "I don't come nearly as much as I used to, and I hardly ever post any more."

      Marriage will do that...

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    17. Re:Seniority matters. by Arkham · · Score: 1

      288... wow. I was happy to be in the low 10k range.

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    18. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and credit it's consistent quality

      One thing hasn't changed though... Spelling is still atrocious.

    19. Re:Seniority matters. by hawk · · Score: 1

      >Only users with 4 digit IDs should be allowed to post in this thread.

      Good idea.

      The two and three digit UIDS went to spineless bootlickers willing to accept cookies. :)

      hawk, who still blocks almost all cookies

    20. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still around as well. Don't post so much because I seem to have an endless supply of mod points these days. Posting AC because moderation etc.

      --Zontar (9002)

    21. Re:Seniority matters. by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Slashdot, Natalie Portman pours bowl of hot grits* down pants of petrified you!

      * Shouldn't that be kasha?

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    22. Re:Seniority matters. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!

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    23. Re:Seniority matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wear pants, you insensitive clod! I've got a greased Yoda doll up my ass.

  23. Happy Birthday by PoiBoy · · Score: 2

    I've wasted many hours here. The news coverage has changed over the years, not always for the better, but I still keep coming back.

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    1. Re:Happy Birthday by The+Apocalyptic+Lawn · · Score: 2

      Same here! Congratulations Slashdot!

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    2. Re:Happy birthday by hawk · · Score: 1

      I want to say that there was a field where we typed the handle in that displayed at the top--but it's been a while . . .

      And I believe that all of the posts from that period were lost.

      hawk

    3. Re:Happy birthday by cosmo154 · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't comment about you possibly being crazy since we haven't met, but I do remember using a handle here also when I had access to my old 5 digit user ID.

      All my posts as Talk_Is_Cheap are lost to history, sigh.

  24. select distinct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... returns 100,000 stories.

    Happy Birthday /.

  25. Search still broken by dargaud · · Score: 1

    Why isn't there a way to search my own posts ? And why is search in general still mostly broken ? I mean it's not like you have to use perl or something, right ? Right ?

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  26. Slashdot Party by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Like we ever leave our keyboards.

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    1. Re:Slashdot Party by chaotixx · · Score: 1

      I'll attend if Cowboy Neal will be there.

  27. Any guesses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on how many posts this topic will generate?

    A. 300
    B. 500
    C. 1000

  28. Still one of my favorite posts ever by DaedylusSL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    February 14, 2002 - The day that CmdrTaco's life changed forever: https://slashdot.org/story/02/...

    1. Re:Still one of my favorite posts ever by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I actually rememberd half of the text.

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  29. The best desktop environment poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poll is where everyone is in agreement.

  30. Also 20 year anniversary for How Users Read on Web by gachunt · · Score: 2

    This week also marks the 20th anniversary of Jakob Neilsen's article, How Users Read on the Web. (published Oct. 1, 1997)

    Maybe the Slashdot editors should have a look at this article, given the tome that was included in today's post.

  31. Omg! Ponies! by ThePhish · · Score: 1

    should have let that theme stay, it was good for a laugh.

  32. IF I had to credit Slashdot with anything by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    It would be introducIng me to  goat.se

  33. Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Zen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't remember that it was 20 years. I would actually have guessed 21 years ago. All I know is I was sitting in my college dorm and a friend from across the hall mentioned that a site we had been reading had just gone live with user accounts and I should jump on it to get a low account ID. He had already signed up and has a 3 digit account. I didn't care enough at the time, so I waited an hour or two. By that time I got a high four digit ID since so many people had already signed up. That was the speed of how important these things were to people 20 years ago. There were two tech sites that I read all day every day at that point, because new articles were posted sporadically, and you wanted your FIRST PSOT! /. was by far the most relevant site to me at the time, but I also read Tweak3d. Stories on /. in the first few years were very entertaining. Most didn't get a ton of comments, and then you'd come across a story that was overwhelmed with comments and you'd go through and read every one, often posting a response or three in some of the more active threads - even if you were posting anonymously in order to not lose your editor points or whatever they called them back then. And then you'd come across the duplicate posts, probably by some editor who was drunk at the time and didn't remember the story having already been posted. Comments on those were brutal. A few years after that there was a new staff member (I don't recall the name) that had more blog style articles that weren't strictly in the same vein as the normal /. articles, and people hated him with a passion! He was more of a professional journalist than a techie that was writing news for their friends like the other editors. The point is that there was real atmosphere. There was a real sense of belonging to a site that mattered and was interesting and creative at the same time.

    But things changed over the years. It was around 2010 or 2011 that the changes really took effect. The stories got less relevant, comments got less interesting, etc. Personally I still enjoy /. and read it every day, but I've probably only posted a dozen comments in the past 10 years, and it's rare that I even bother to look at the first few comments.

    The mojo is gone. The excitement that used to surround each story, and the way the people commented (yes, even including a couple of the original trolls that would FILL the comment section with repeated random garbage) is just different. It's likely because the founders are gone, and /. has gone through multiple corporate overlords since those first few years. Stories are more boilerplate and more like the stories on other websites now.

    There are likely still tens of thousands of lurkers like me from the early days that still read /. almost daily. Bring back the mojo and they'll start participating again.

    1. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by jandrese · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was working at the time and had a morning meeting, so I missed out on the lowest UIDs. Funnily enough I remember hesitating a bit before signing up because it seemed like that comfortable anonymity of the web was being chipped away little by little.

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    2. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by IAN · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I must have caught the very start of account registration purely by luck; I saw that I could open an account, said "why not", and got myself an initial-band-of-conspirators sort of UID. Once, my day would start with a visit to /., with frequent refreshes. I still lurk regularly, but the stories and comments are kind of... predictable. There's almost a retirement home kind of atmosphere around the place -- but maybe that's my twenty years older self projecting ;)

    3. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by alta · · Score: 2

      Wow, 30. You make me look like a newcomer.

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    4. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, it's funny, I had called my ISP because I had just installed RH 4.7 (I think) and was having trouble getting stuff configured to connect to the internet. Fortunately the tech support guy was a fellow geek, because he walked me right through setting up the configuration and after I was connected he said "There are two sites you have to check out Right Away". They were /. and Freshmeat. I signed up on both immediately, I guess it must have been the first day for /. accounts. I had no idea people signed up so fast.

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      Just junk food for thought...
    5. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me take a ride on your +5 so it can helpfully be read. Congratulations, Slashdot. Still the best site around. Long live!

      AC since 1998.

    6. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I vaguely remember the site had at one point lost all the user accounts and everybody had to re-register, is that right? I think that is how I ended up with a lower UID than I thought I deserved at the time... It would have been even lower, except that I was busy WORKIN' and didn't hit the site right at the moment the new registrations opened despite being forewarned about the upcoming event? Just didn't seem that important at the time to wait around for the moment to stomp on it.

      It's amazing how fast the time has passed. I was just a young'un at the time, had just barely gotten my driver's license. Now I feel... Old.

    7. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by C+R+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dang Grandpa, I thought I was the old guy around here.

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    8. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Spy+Handler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correction: in the past 20 years internet and computers in general lost their mojo, not just Slashdot.

      20 years ago the internet was a new exciting thing. Computers also, to a degree; many people were new to it. Things were changing very very fast, it was an exciting time.

      Now internet is like tap water, it's everywhere and you need it but you're hardly excited by it.

    9. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Pollux · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been here since 1999, and never, in all my years reading and posting, have I ever seen this many 3-digit and 4-digit UID's.

      It's like someone forgot to close the door to the Alzheimer's wing of the old folks home, and suddenly all of 'em are now wondering aimlessly through the streets.

    10. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by hawk · · Score: 1

      I waited days (weeks?), iirc, before I wanted to post something enough to accept a cookie . . . (which is why I don't think the grandparent suggesting a couple of hours between 3 digit and high 4 digits is correct).

      hawk

    11. Re: Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Zen · · Score: 1

      Entirely possible that my memory is flawed. For instance, I thought /. started in 96, not 97 because I thought it was my freshman year. My college buddy really does have a 3 digit, and he did tell me to sign up, and I decided I didn't care for a while. I probably forgot how long that while actually was. The point of that was not anything about the number of digits, because I really don't care. It was more about how there was excitement and a feeling of belonging and a level of interest way back then that's pretty much gone now.

    12. Re: Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Zen · · Score: 1

      I would trust your memory over mine, but I don't remember that. If it did happen it must not have impacted me somehow as I am positive I never created a second account, and this one certainly goes all the way back to the beginning. But something about that does ring a bell somewhere. Too many sites with too many compromised databases. I don't remember them all.

    13. Re: Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Zen · · Score: 1

      That's because we posted endlessly at the beginning, and then things changed many times. We got disillusioned eventually over time and stopped posting. I can't remember the last time I even logged in. I do read /. daily like I said, but always anonymously because phones come and go, and I never cared to login anymore. But a story like this brings out the crotchety.

      Back in my day we walked uphill both ways to hit F5 on our Netscape browser trying to get frist psot on a new /. post, and we were damn lucky if it wasn't a duplicate that we had read three days prior - because first on one of those didn't really count.

    14. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by singularity · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

      I belive I signed up 3 Sept 1998. I have another 11 months until my 20th anniversary of my account. I had been reading for a bit before that though.

      Every now and then there is an article like this and us two, three, and four digit UID users come out of the attic to yell at all the Johnny-come-latelys.

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    15. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

      I didn't remember that it was 20 years. I would actually have guessed 21 years ago.

      Off by one error? Happens to the best of us.

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    16. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by adolf · · Score: 1

      No worries, Gramps.

      Don't forget to take your Geritol with your orange wedges, mmkay? Do you need me to help you open the bottle?

    17. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Spit · · Score: 1

      I couldn't register for a while because I was browsing with Lynx on Amiga, which didn't support cookies.

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    18. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. Many of us still visit the site but it has gradually become less and less relevant to the geeks and the nerds. These days I find better news articles in other sites such as news.ycombinator.com but the comment section there is an absolute eyesore. Slashdot has the best comments system by far, but I wish the corporate overlords would post the right stories. I have submitted stories which may have been of interest to people like me and many of those have never hit the site but on the same day I would see stories on slashdot which are pure clickbait and which are only very, very remotely related to tech. The site has started posting more and more stories which arepolitical in nature rather than technical in nature.

      Something else which I have noticed is that stories have very few comments these days - often less than 100, and that is a far cry from the glory days when it wasn't unusual to have multiple stories with 1000+ comments on the same day.

      One more thing: I do see the occasional comments from people like Bruce Schnier and other experts on this stie, but those are very, very rare these days - and not like during Slashdot's heydays. So am seeing less and less value in the comments section.

    19. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something else which I have noticed is that stories have very few comments these days - often less than 100, and that is a far cry from the glory days when it wasn't unusual to have multiple stories with 1000+ comments on the same day.

      You can probably thank Fuck Beta for that.

    20. Re:Slashdot has changed over the 20 years by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought too. Still, theres no party like a six digit party

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  34. Still can't recover my account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I post anonymous because I can't recover my old 4 digit id after I changed my email.

  35. Signed up when I was 12 by skipkent · · Score: 1

    And Goatse scarred me for life.

  36. Happy 20th Birthday, Slashdot! by Morgaine · · Score: 2

    It's been a roller coaster ride for sure. Although the growing anti-science in the latter half of the site's existence has made it difficult for the original highly technical population to continue participating, Slashdot still manages to hold its niche together.

    I look forward to another 20 years. :-)

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  37. The Slashdot Clip Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like Slashdot's admins, I also work in borderline-unprofitable media and advertising. For the last 2 years in particular, I never know if the job is still going to be here next week. Maybe we'll close tomorrow, maybe we're somehow keep on keeping on for another 5 years. No idea. The pay is total shit, but I'd still rather stay here.

    It's always bittersweet when the powers above want to make a big thing about an anniversary. On one hand, it is pretty hilarious and maybe newsworthy that we're still open, against all odds. On the other hand, it's boring and generally is a symptom of us not having time/money to make real content. If we were a TV show, this would be like Lucille Ball introducing the "funniest and most touching moments" from Threes Company. Clip show. (Except we don't have Lucille Ball here; really, you couldn't even get a guest post from Taco?) That's what media anniversary content is: clip shows. And I can tell you, as a media consumer you can't get any worse than a clip show. So whenever we do it, I know we're letting down the few readers we have left, and boring some more of them away even though we can't afford to lose anyone. OTOH, WE'RE STILL HERE!!

    And so is Slashdot, And whoever still "works" over there, must be enjoying the same ambivalence: they just did their worse/laziest content (seriously, basically no better than running an ad as content, though at least it's an ad for themselves), but .. THEY'RE STILL HERE! And that is something.

    Sorry you can't run the same website that you remember, Slashdot. But even so, you're still here. And amazingly, so am I. Who would have thunk, my friend?

  38. Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your comment reminded me of heroes. And there's one Slashdot Hero that I'd like to thank for his fantastic contributions over the years: John C. Randolph, also known as "jcr".

    There are few users here whose comments I look forward to reading. John is among those commenters. When I'm scrolling through the comments rapidly and "~jcr" catches my eye, I stop and read the comment every time.

    John embodies the original spirit of Slashdot. Unlike so many here, he has a huge amount of hands-on industry experience working on important computing systems. Yet at the same time he has such a strong understanding of politics, economics, and so many other fields.

    He brings important insight and wisdom to the discussion here, and he has helped expand my understanding of the world far beyond what it otherwise would have been. In many ways he has become an indirect mentor to me. As I've read his comments over the years I have grown intellectually.

    And before anyone wrongly claims that I'm John posting this, let me assure you that I'm not. I could never achieve even a fraction of what John has achieved.

    Thank you, John, for all of your comments. They truly are the hidden gems of this website.

    1. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop it John, you're not fooling anyone

    2. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that I rape goats with my tongue.

      -jcr

    3. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before anyone wrongly claims that I'm John posting this, let me assure you that I'm not. I could never achieve even a fraction of what John has achieved.

      Yeah, well that's exactly what you would say if you were him ;-)

    4. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      It goes without saying because, well, who doesn't?!

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    5. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Well done, actually.

      The quality formerly known as "Belief that you're God's gift" to posting is not so uncommon on the green line site.

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    6. Re:Thank you, John C. Randolph (~jcr) by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I wonder if his AIM account is still active. Is AIM even still active?

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  39. Happy Birthday! by wulfhere · · Score: 3, Informative

    Happy Birthday, Slashdot!

    For all your cruftiness, and all the complaints, you're still also the source of some of the most interesting discussions I run across on a day-to-day basis.

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  40. It's changed, not for the better by p51d007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Use to be news for nerds, stuff that matters Now, it's more like POLITICAL news that doesn't matter. Get enough of that garbage on 99.9% of the other sites.

    1. Re:It's changed, not for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Politics has infected every aspect of American life. Because we've gotten to the point where we cannot believe people believe the things they do.

      But I dunno, I think a lot of the news for nerds was taken out with Mac OS X. Unixy goodness put out by a major vendor that just works? Many a nerd abandoned Linux at that and with that slashdot, which was sort of a mecca for the movement. Or maybe the mainstreaming (corporatization) of the internet has taken some of those we lost away. Or maybe it was the changing face of computer/networking technology. I've personally gone through a transformation of viewing technology as the end all solution to everything to it being the enemy with always on advertisers stealing my personal information and criminal elements stealing my identity. I pine for the transactional internet of 1) boot up computer 2) dial up 3) Internet 4) disconnect 5) shut down.

    2. Re:It's changed, not for the better by zilym · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Back in the beginning days of Slashdot, the changing state of the art in TECHNOLOGY was the driving force in our lives, and it was EXCITING to us nerds because we were the ones building our future. But nowadays, the masses have technology out the ass and much of what we were building has already come into fruition.

      Since the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the 2008 financial crash, technology has slowly been declining as the preeminent force in peoples' lives. Instead, overbearing government policies have been usurping that position, using technology today to spy on us, id/track us, and coordinate control over all under the guise of thwarting the next mass shooting, terrorist attack, or just maintaining status quo. Their programs have created a huge "brain drain" that has left technology mostly stagnating today. This is why "News for nerds" is taking a backseat, because there is too much "Stuff that [supposedly] matters" in the political realm.

      I predict there will be a re-awakening eventually. It won't happen on a public site like Slashdot. There are too many lawyers, too much politics for anything meaningful to be born out in the public today. Only the huge technology companies like Google can make any meaningful progress forward under today's hostile environment, and they are struggling to do so, in my opinion.

      I have some hope for the darknet, although so far nothing particularly wonderful and game changing has come out of there that I know of. And maybe nothing ever will. If the NSA can infiltrate everything, civilization may well be stuck working on political progress before technological progress can come back in vogue.

    3. Re:It's changed, not for the better by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I totally agree but the problem is politics has become intractably intertwined with life at all levels now.

      Large tech companies are all taking a variety of political stands. You can't be a worker without fearing for your job if you express an unpopular political opinion.

      At colleges it's no different these days, if you hold the "wrong" political viewpoint you will be harassed and sometimes threatened. Even if you are simply in a technical major trying to get by.

      Since you can't escape politics in the rest of the world, and it impacts all facets of life now, it sadly makes sense that even on Slashdot most articles end up with political slants...

      What I do wish would happen though, is wholly political articles would not make the front page, even though they may have a tangental effect on technology. They so often devolve into shouting matches, if the front page were more purely technical again, some people might start to calm down a bit more even if they were still politically minded.

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    4. Re:It's changed, not for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Use to be news for nerds, stuff that matters Now, it's more like POLITICAL news that doesn't matter.

      The problem being that politics matter. Those who do not like politics are condemned to be ruled by those who like it.

    5. Re:It's changed, not for the better by TrickygyanTricks · · Score: 1
    6. Re:It's changed, not for the better by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      You can't be a worker without fearing for your job if you express an unpopular political opinion.

      Yes you can. If you'd taking about Damore, then what you mean is "you can't post a poorly argued manifesto rehashing debunked talking points about how female engineers are less good to 100,000 people after your managers decided to drop it as expect no blowback".

      To equate that with "having an unpopular opinion" is intellectually dishonesty of the highest order.

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    7. Re:It's changed, not for the better by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      the problem is politics has become intractably intertwined with life at all levels now

      What you mean is that politics you don't agree with has become intertwined with life.

      In reality, you can't abstract politics from life, any more than economics.

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    8. Re:It's changed, not for the better by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. If you'd taking about Damore, then what you mean is "you can't post a poorly argued manifesto rehashing debunked talking points about how female engineers are less good"

      Really a shame to see someone on Slashdot propagating an outright lie, the manifesto said that females were as good as male engineers but had different learning and working styles (which you could argue against I supposed, if you deny the decades of scientific study on the difference between men and women).

      Thank you for demonstrating my point precisely; working around people like you would mean you would have to be careful not to say or write anything, lest it be labeled a "manifesto" instead of mere ideas for improvement. It does also go to show that the primary distortion of truth, and source of most which-hunting these days, comes from the left.

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    9. Re:It's changed, not for the better by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I like how you assume that anyone disagreeing with you is a liar. You'd make an excellent deacon. I did read it, but unlike you,I actually had my brain engage as I did so.

      But if you want to shit your pants and self censor, be my guest.

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    10. Re:It's changed, not for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I like how you assume that anyone disagreeing with you is a liar.

      I don't think he implied that broadly—he only said YOU were a liar. And you are.

    11. Re:It's changed, not for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you mean is

      No, what YOU WANT him to mean is blah blah blah

      In reality, how intertwined politics are is on a scale, and it is possible for it to can go up or down (maybe not zero, but closer to it than not), and it is possible for a person to comment on the overall level of intertwining without it being dismissed as merely a reflection of his personal politics.

  41. So any ambition to move beyond shell of the old? by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Tech community is larger than ever, so why aren't we growing? One idea is to allow customized story feeds where individual slashdot users can post their own story or import all/selected stories posted by site owners and and other users. If some of these become popular, they will drive more traffic to ads and to the main page. This will let us move away from being bland and mainstream for everyone. Some are interested in hardcore science and in depth tech. Some may want to discuss onslaught of political correctness that silences beneficial practical use of such science and tech. And so on.

  42. Well I for one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would like to thank our meme overlords for the excellent /dotty adventure. Since 1999 /. has been my goto for nerdilicious stuff that matters. Thanks /.

  43. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20 years. Makes one feel old... thanks for everything!

    Donâ(TM)t know what I would do without being able to read you guys during my morning... um.. sit down I suppose is the nice way to put it.

  44. CowboyNeal by MarioMax · · Score: 1

    The thing that got me hooked on /. was the regular polling of opinion. Invariably, CowboyNeal often won.

    1. Re:CowboyNeal by Binestar · · Score: 1

      I remember that poll, and voted in it. Frankly, anyone who didn't vote for the bottom cowboyneal wasn't voting for the right cowboyneal.

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    2. Re:CowboyNeal by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Ah yes.... I voted for lasagna.

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  45. Voices from the Hellmouth by HockeyPuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Voices from the Hellmouth series seemed like one of the most important stories on /. as enabled the masses of readers to express their own experiences of being bullied or treated by others within school. It seemed to be one of the first articles about us rather than about some technology or company.

    Recall that this story was from back in '99, way before being in IT/computers was cool or mainstream.

    1. Re:Voices from the Hellmouth by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      The Voices from the Hellmouth series seemed like one of the most important stories on /. as enabled the masses of readers to express their own experiences of being bullied or treated by others within school. It seemed to be one of the first articles about us rather than about some technology or company.

      Recall that this story was from back in '99, way before being in IT/computers was cool or mainstream.

      The Los Vegas shooting has me concerned. Now normal people well within the law can be targeted for undue surveillance, cause you never know...

    2. Re:Voices from the Hellmouth by zoward · · Score: 2

      I wonder where Jon Katz is today....

      Happy Birthday, /.!

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    3. Re:Voices from the Hellmouth by Tihstae · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It is the story that got me to create an account and quit being an AC. Probably the most important /. story for /. as it made /. a real place on the internet and really got them enough traffic to start the ./ effect that was so famous for a while.

      Can't believe it wasn't mentioned.

    4. Re:Voices from the Hellmouth by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Haha, right. Jon Katz was the biggest clown. Every story he posted was like reading a Dan Brown book.

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  46. minority opinion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot is still great. Happy birthday, and congratulations on finally implementing unicode.

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    1. Re:minority opinion by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Wait... ãfããfãããããããï¼

      I was all excited for a moment. Happy birthday Slashdot.

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    2. Re:minority opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Greek: (Completely filtered, as if nerds never used Greek symbols...)
      Accentuation: áéíóú àèìòù
      Numbers: ½¾ (1/2 3/4 0/00 ^3 ^2 ^1)
      Money: €£¥

      But yeah, THIS is news for me!!

    3. Re: minority opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a nice site until people like you started showing up.

  47. Happy birthday by SETY · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday. There were a pile of gnome stories way back when about every little change, Linux desktop supremacy was just around the corner, or so we thought,

    Does anyone remember before you could register a handle? I seem to remember browsing the site and being able to sign the bottom of a post with any handle or am I crazy? There was no reason to register if I remember right, then some change happened and everyone was registering like mad,

  48. Slashdot, Fark and Digg used to be my goto sites by LoTonah · · Score: 1

    Haven't been to Digg in years (except to see if it is still there). Haven't been on Fark in about a year now (miss those boobies!). Only Slashdot remains on my daily list.

  49. Jon Katz by genka · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised the article doesn't mention him. He was quite a prolific and controversial poster here.

    1. Re:Jon Katz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a dude that could cause a shit-storm just by showing up.

    2. Re:Jon Katz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he’s like the proto-creimer?

    3. Re:Jon Katz by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. He wrote an article about how once the Taliban left Afghanistan the locals were digging out their Commodore 64 computers to watch DiVX encoded movies from 5 1/4 floppies.

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    4. Re:Jon Katz by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      what about former frequent contributor Bennett Haselton.

    5. Re:Jon Katz by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      One of my proudest comments from back in the day was getting a +5 for calling Katz out on his pretentious bullshit analysis of why Spiderman outperformed Attack of the Clones at the box office.

      He left not too long after. I always wondered if it was possible I contributed to that.

      Reading it now, I was pretty mean (I fully expected a -1 Flamebait). But his analysis is still pretentious bullshit.

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  50. Chips n dip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not one chips n dip days...

  51. Natalie Portman's grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lost my 5 digit userid when I couldn't remember the password, and had long lost access to the email address.
    Natalie Portman's grits.

    1. Re:Natalie Portman's grits by fred911 · · Score: 1

      "Lost my 5 digit userid when I couldn't remember"

        This is what happens when.... what were we talking about?

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  52. A better life for nerds. Stuff that matters. by eepok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've always been the go-to person for information, opinions, and guidance in my social group. When people ask where I get news and ideas, Slashdot is always at/near the top. It's a variety of related news plus some incredibly insightful comments. The value in my life has been thus far immeasurable.

    Especially in the wake of the Columbine shooting. The Jon Katz post "Voices from the Hellmouth" (https://news.slashdot.org/story/99/04/25/1438249/voices-from-the-hellmouth) helped me understand that what I was experiencing wasn't abnormal. Nerds, geeks, gamers, goths, loners, introverts -- they were all being profiled as potential mass-murderers. Many were treated as suspects in thought crime. Many were forced into counseling out of such fear. And still the worst was that it was so extremely taboo to say, "While I don't condone what they did, I completely understand why they did it." And that taboo prevented any real reduction in pain for those "at risk" social rejects.

    When I went to college, I went in as "me". Long black hair, dark clothing, and chains. People were scared to be around me at first. One person asked me to play a game a gin rummy in my first week at the dorms. He used that game to inquire why "I was angry with life". (This is why I loved the first year of college. It was OK to ask awkward questions and get into deep discussions.) It was the first time someone had attempted that discussion with me. I told him that I wasn't angry with life, but that many things had happened in my life that made me feel contemplative and rebellious against certain ways of life. I continued and explained that I had decided that if "those people" looked like that, then I didn't want to identify is one of them by looking like them.

    His eyes burst open like he just suddenly understood a massive part of his own high school experience 4 months too late. We continued to play cards, but I couldn't get the hang of gin rummy. We played poker instead.

    In the following years, I decided to reinvent myself. The dark clothing went away. The hair went from long to short to long to short again. I got a bit athletic. I started learning about sports and held manly conversations with people about cars, football, and guns. (You know how it is... you learn one thing about at topic and suddenly you have to LEARN EVERYTHING.) Eventually, I discovered that I had become an undercover nerd. You wouldn't know it from looking at me, but half the time, I just want to go home and play Everquest. (Ya. I still play Everquest.) So when I break out my white-hot data skills, or legal knowledge, or when something at work requires me to learn a new vendor system and I master it in a couple days sufficient to send bug reports to the vendor, people flip out (with joy!).

    In today's workplace, people LOVE to have a nerd on hand. They'll happily put up marginal social quirks to have nerd powers in the office across the way. The nation's most visible million/billionaires are nerds. People WANT to look nerdy to be hip. People are demanding that teachers make more FEMALE nerds so we can reach NERD EQUITY. And today, the discussion of the high school harassment is completely blown wide open. Bullying, cyber-bullying, sexual harassment, microaggressions, picoaggressions, quantumshade -- today, in many schools, being mean is bad.

    It's not perfect. Your mileage may vary. But it's better.

    Still, every 4/20, when people are joking about weed on campus, I'm solemn because I remember what happened with a couple of kids felt so rejected and so alone that they retreated into a cesspool of resentment and no one cared to notice until the violence came. (Seems similar to the building of a lot of white resentment building in the nation today.) I have to explain to people that the root of the problem wasn't simply mental illness or the existence of guns. A major part of the problem was that people felt that it was absolutely OK for kids to torture kids.

    I've been part of higher education outreach into low-i

    1. Re:A better life for nerds. Stuff that matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, good for you. I, too, think that story is one of the most important in the site's history.

      Unfortunately, the balance seems to have tipped a bit too much in the opposite direction, as you allude to. Being an outspoken non-conformist today can land you in trouble for completely different reasons.

    2. Re:A better life for nerds. Stuff that matters. by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      I remember what happened with a couple of kids felt so rejected and so alone that they retreated into a cesspool of resentment and no one cared to notice until the violence came

      Yeah, let's not forget who the real victims of highschool shootings are.

      Twat.

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  53. ... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the not-too-distant past the dominant voice on this site took a hard right turn. During the administration of Obama we saw a constant barrage of anti-Obama and anti-Clinton news bits on the front page, while simultaneously seeing articles that championed various right wing causes.

    Sure, we see some front page articles now that point out a subset of the failings of the current POTUS, but regardless of how much someone loves him it would be nearly impossible to not have to come to face with his failings on at least a daily basis.

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    1. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That’s because people got tired of Cuckmander Taco’s sissy cuck politics.

    2. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Noryungi · · Score: 1

      In the not-too-distant past the dominant voice on this site took a hard right turn. During the administration of Obama we saw a constant barrage of anti-Obama and anti-Clinton news bits on the front page, while simultaneously seeing articles that championed various right wing causes.

      Yes, it's called "astro-turfing". It's been all over the news these days.

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    3. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Can you link to any of these stories?

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    4. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

      Just read through the archives, the stories weren't hard to find. At least once a week there was a front page article featuring a conspiracy about Obama getting ready to shut down the internet, or give away iPhones to homeless people, or increase taxes on Donald Trump, or force us all to drive hybrid cars. This site looked like it was a "tech" spin-off of the drudge report some days. This site was even attracting ads from Townhall, newsmax, and the like as well (the usual "polls" about how soon Hillary should be imprisoned and whatnot).

      The front-page volume of conservative noise has likely decreased only because of what a total epic failure Trump has been so far.

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    5. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Cobratek · · Score: 1

      Where you see a "hard right turn" I see the pendulum swing back toward the center.   /. became way too libtarded for me so I stopped hanging out here for a long time.

      IMO the left have held a stranglehold on the public debate for far too long, and we are finally seeing some correction.   'They' say the next generation is shaping up to be more conservative than the baby boomer generation.  I think the carefully constructed mask the left uses to cover themselves with is being systematically dismantled. Hooray for that.

      To each his own.

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    6. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      Obviously you'd prefer Ars, where even the slightest hint of right-anything, libertarian, or just factual about political doings, will get you downvoted into 'removed comment' so fast your head will spin. If this is "hard right" I question what you think "center" is. It's far more concentrated there - I've not seen a single article praising anyone in this admin there, ever. Not that they deserve much, but...here at least there are both.

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    7. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Return of the trolls!

    8. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The turn to the right-wing perfectly correlates with the social justice movement turning it's eye to technology nerds and how misogynistic and sexist they are just for existing without perfect demographic parity (never mind that many of us are techies because we were social pariahs and technology is welcoming to everyone).

      Is it such a surprise when cornered people fight back?

    9. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Well, nerds tend towards intolerance of irrationality, whether it's the religious right or the socjus left.. Nowadays, we've been getting a lot of hyper left SJW propaganda stories. I don't know whether that's what draws views or what rocks the editor's boats..

      I'd say there's plenty of irrationality in politics to go around. I'd rather have a mix of perspectives posted as starting points for discussion. There's usually enough users along the involved spectrums to have lively ones, which are a hell of a lot more fun than the current trend where site mods impose ideological assumptions before said discussions even get off the ground.

    10. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's means it is. Please learn. Thanks!

    11. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, much of the alt-right on Slashdot fucked off to SoylentNews.

    12. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the years George Bush was president you dumb shabbos goy.

    13. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      In the not-too-distant past the dominant voice on this site took a hard right turn

      You know, it just don't see it that way.

      The way I remember it, there were *always* people of all political stripes here. If anyone is really over-represented, its Libertarians, who will sound like right-wingers when a Democrat is in office and like left-wingers when a Republican is in office. I'm not Libertarian, but I've never really minded whatever today's slant is, because well-reasoned arguments will get voted up, and worst-case I get to see what other people with different political beliefs than mine consider a persuasive argument.

      When I had trouble was the final stages of the 2016 election. All appearances were that the comment/moderation system here got pwned by Russian trolls, with the result that the stuff that got upvoted bore no relationship whatsoever to the quality of the thoughts. It made the website completely unusable for me. First major election since 2000 where I couldn't rely on ./ to get valuable insight into both sides of the issues. Damn shame, that.

      The other issue /. tends to have is with any problem that doesn't particularly afflict its userbase (for the most part, technically proficient young white males). There's nothing wrong with not having any experience with what life is like when you're outside that demographic, but there's a lot wrong with not deferring at least a little to the expertise of those that do.

    14. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      If anyone is really over-represented, its Libertarians, who will sound like right-wingers when a Democrat is in office and like left-wingers when a Republican is in office

      I'm not sure which libertarians you've seen posts from here on slashdot, but I have yet to see one that looks like a left-winger when the GOP is in power. Most slashdot self-described libertarians that I come across just don't want to be branded by the GOP, and lean on their copy of Atlas Shrugged as being somehow proof that they are stunning individualists.

      well-reasoned arguments will get voted up, and worst-case I get to see what other people with different political beliefs than mine consider a persuasive argument.

      That said, I was trying to describe more so the articles that make the front page here than the discussion and the comments in them (and how they are moderated). We've seen a noticeable up-tick in pro-GOP front page articles in recent years and a noticeable down-tick in articles of any other political slant. 2017 has been a slight exception to this, only because we elected a professional internet troll to the white house last November. Prior to that we never made it a week without seeing at least one blatantly anti-Obama article on the front page here while it was rare to see one article that was celebrating him in a month.

      When I had trouble was the final stages of the 2016 election. All appearances were that the comment/moderation system here got pwned by Russian trolls, with the result that the stuff that got upvoted bore no relationship whatsoever to the quality of the thoughts

      I have a hard time believing that the Russian trolls would have found this site to be worth their efforts, unless they were using it to train bots. Slashdot's user base has been steadily shrinking over the years (in terms of how many users actually comment on anything or partake in any kind of discussion). If the Russian trolls had paid any attention to what makes the front page of this site they would not have found it worth their while either, as they were trying to push the election in favor of Trump and this site was happily touting how awesome he was anyways.

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    15. Re:... and at least 6 years of right-wing politics by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing that the Russian trolls would have found this site to be worth their efforts

      You can "believe" what you want, but it was damn obvious at the time it was Russians. You could see that just by looking at the arguments that got modded up. 1st priority was suspiciously over-the-top ridicule of any mention of Russian involvement in the election (back when few people were even talking about that), followed by assertions that Putin was a reasonable guy and Ukrainians were Nazis, with a distant third being pro-Trump (usually specious, and sometimes using logic I've never heard from an American).

      It was only later that it became known that there was an active campaign to do this all over the internet. If you think this should have been a low-priority target for them, I guess that should show you just how extensive the effort was. Either that, or you can go take their target priority list up with Putin.

  54. The best has always been on /. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite articles can be found here: DirecTV's Secret War On Hackers - https://hardware.slashdot.org/...
    I've used it in taglines and wherever I could pass it on, and get another chance now : )

  55. Re:It's a system for worms designed by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet, you keep coming back. Doesn't speak for your intelligence, but then again your posts already don't.

  56. Re: Need clean underwear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just Go away with your feces.

  57. Stop that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You makinâ(TM) me feel old! (Back in the day, I would browse /. in NetPositive running on a real BeBox... remember those?)

  58. Some impressively low user ids posting today by JeremyR · · Score: 3

    I don't see 3- and 4-digit user ids very often. Glad some are still around!

    Some have accused Slashdot of forsaking its mantra in search of more hits. While it may have been diluted a bit over the years, this is still my go-to for the nerdiest news. Hope you'll be around for another 20!

    1. Re:Some impressively low user ids posting today by jbarr · · Score: 1

      I've learned to just sit back and enjoy the ride!

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  59. Re:You have fucking ruined it by fisted · · Score: 0

    Truth

  60. The thrill is gone by poity · · Score: 1

    Growing up in the 90's this site was exciting like a secret club with all the science and tech info that regular people would never talk about, or the news might pick up only months later. Now it's a place to catch days old mainstream news, too many of them non-tech, too many of them political.

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  61. Re:Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    prease to engrischen betterly to understandink bigly goodly.

    APK

  62. Memories... by decipher_saint · · Score: 2

    I started reading in 1999 but didn't create an account until a year later or so. I got wind of the place through a college instructor who talked of things such as Linux Install Parties - which at the time was the nerdiest sounding thing I had ever heard. I remember people posting links to tiny grainy videos of the prequel Star Wars and Matrix trailers hosted on their personal servers. I remember waiting sometimes up to a day to visit sources linked in stories because they were "slashdotted". I remember spilling my guts and talking shit and having actual insightful conversations with people - or getting modded down and having to think about the dumb ass stuff I was talking about. That had a big effect about how I thought about online communication that I don't think my tiny brain had contemplated before.

    I remember learning about new things, reading different points of view and growing up from a scraggly 20-something to a scraggly 40-something and watching my attitudes change over time (going back to old comments ... wow).

    Slashdot was everything I loved about IRC at the time but with a moderation system and some really interesting people. It's still kinda this today. I mean I still read every damn day so there's gotta be something goin' on here right? RIGHT? Anyway, when Taco left it didn't feel the same, and certainly we've had a lot more political, and slashvertisement stories than outright nerdly or technical ones but still more sedate and varied than other sources that still somehow exist.

    The only thing that has really left me with chills about this place is how people saw 15+ years ago how invasive technology would become and how much more difficult privacy would be to maintain and even how most people would likely give it up for nothin'... it seemed incredibly far-fetched at the time. Man...

    Anyway Happy 20th /. Thanks for filling my compile time since 1999!

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    1. Re:Memories... by jason777 · · Score: 1

      I started reading in 1999
      Same here, but didn't sign up until a number of years later. Who knew that a UID would become so prestigious?

  63. OMG Ponies by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Except for that one day.

    1. Re:OMG Ponies by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Now THAT was a great April fools prank.

      Unfortunately, the Wayback machine doesn't have a copy of it (April 1, 2006).

      OMG PONIES!!!!

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    2. Re:OMG Ponies by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      OMG PONIES!!!

      Ugh. Nasty as!

      I have the soothing green light t-shirt.

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    3. Re:OMG Ponies by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      what about that one summer at programming camp?

    4. Re:OMG Ponies by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    5. Re:OMG Ponies by Creepy · · Score: 1

      That is actually my favorite April Fools prank ever, with Angry Nerds a close second.

    6. Re:OMG Ponies by cold+fjord · · Score: 1
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  64. Re:So any ambition to move beyond shell of the old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because this "we" you refer to were just gleams in your daddy's eye when WE ran this site. The current generation, as usual, has ruined the site, nay, the world, for the rest of us. I blame the parents for not practising safe sex, or aborting the little bastards.

  65. Long time, nth time by cdjaco · · Score: 1

    I haven't logged in for years, but did today. Happy Birthday, Slashdot!

  66. Thanks for that... by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

    I'd completely managed to lose all recollection that Jon Katz ever existed... then I read your post.

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    1. Re:Thanks for that... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      You're welcome.

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    2. Re:Thanks for that... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Can't forget Timothy. What a douche.

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  67. So let me get this straight by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    Twenty years ago, someone came up with the idea to take already existing news stories, post a link to them and let people provide the content with their opinions. In return give them the pleasure of viewing your advertisements which generates millions of dollars for the company which bought the original idea. Yes, I believe some self congratulations is in order. Bastards ;^)

  68. Happy birthday by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    from an old fart (10379)

  69. It's a system for worms designed by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Note they don't id WHO issues 'downmods'? Says it all for me if you can't stand behind your words.

    APK

    P.S.=> The "downmoderation system" here IS for truly cowardly SLIME WORMS (behind fake names for FAKE "ne'er-do-well" LIVES) designed BY fellow slimeworms... apk

  70. a nice constant by citylivin · · Score: 1

    Been on here since 99 or so, when i got my first tech job and slashdot was set as the homepage from my predecessor. Haven't stopped reading since.

    Sure i play around with reddit, but their moderation system, shadowbans, and the fact that each subreddit only has a handful (if that) of moderators keeps me coming back here. There is far too much groupthink on any other aggregator with comments that I have tried, and the quality of comments on slashdot is always top notch. The AC system is also a rare delight in the new world order of disquis forums and such.

    So keep on keeping on slashdot! Even fatboy slim had a song about you back in the day! linky

    My personal favourite article from recent memory was the one about peoples favourite sci-fi films. Which I keep mining for new gems to watch on a friday night.

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  71. Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. keeps posting history that lets me bookmark when I made FAKE NAME for FAKE LIFE fools eat their words (to toss back @ 'em when they try "butthurt revenge" lol).

    * I LOVE IT!

    Seems to me that's about ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR (& "downmodpoints" I get them to run out of + reposting what they downmod in the end again anyway, lol) & then they dump using FAKE NAMES for FAKE LIVES doing UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts (proving my point, hahahahaha).

    Seems there's an ENTIRE GENERATION of reprehensible no BALLS worms out there that needed swatting & I'm just the man to do it!

    APK

    P.S.=> It's been EXTREMELY USEFUL in that very capacity & it makes me LMAO when they afford me the opportunity to do exactly what I state above... apk

  72. History of the world, according to Slashdot by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    For some reason, the full text triggers the lameness filter, but follow the link to the History of the World, where The Glorious MEEPT!! plays a role...

    https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=64664&cid=5990632

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  73. No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and The WHO is still a bunch of fags!

  74. Happy birthday! by campuscodi · · Score: 2

    Happy birthday /.

  75. Happy Birthday and Thank you! by val3ntin · · Score: 1

    Thank you for bringing us together. Thank you for having the curating system that has highlighted so many insightful and funny comments. I've learned a lot from /. in the ~17 years I'm browsing the site (made this account a long time after I started to read my daily news here), and I hope to still be learning new things 20 years from now. Happy Birthday Slashdot!

  76. Dave Taylor Sent Me by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    I started here after reading an interview with Dave Taylor, formerly of id Software. Stuck around for a while. Wandered to greener pastures and come back every once in a while to see how the old girl is doing.

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    1. Re:Dave Taylor Sent Me by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Is that the same Dave Taylor who writes the "Work the Shell" column for Linux Journal?

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    2. Re:Dave Taylor Sent Me by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Three digit UID! I am impressed, and thanks for sticking around.

    3. Re:Dave Taylor Sent Me by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      No, not he's not.

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    4. Re:Dave Taylor Sent Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'M STILL STANDING after all this time
      Picking up the pieces without you on my mind
      I'm still standing! Yeah, yeah...

    5. Re:Dave Taylor Sent Me by cosmo154 · · Score: 1

      You know Sherry?

      She lives down the road from me in Mendo.

  77. Not better, not worse, just different by xanthos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many of the comments I have read are lamenting that /. just ain't what it used to be. Kind of true, kind of not.

    What keeps me coming back are the pure simplicity of the site and the opportunity to learn by having the more esoteric stories explained by truly knowledgeable people.

    Happy bday Slashdot. May Cowboy Neal never die!

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  78. Congrats to the original team for these 20 years! by MrJones · · Score: 1

    I have been doing this for 20 years! Loading the /. website, how cool is that? Thanks CmdrTaco! I loved the pool question too, for example the one that asked how do you prefer to install the toilet paper, with the feed on top or bellow? Priceless! Will try to search for my earlier screenshot, but I lost my original Linux desktop after running a defrag for ext2, my worst idea ever, hit ctrl+c and lost everything. The author said, sorry about that, didn't think about writing a callback for ctrl+c ...

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  79. happy birthday by aod7br7932 · · Score: 2

    Despite the lows of the last years, still my favourite site. Congratulations to all involved in keeping this nerd temple.

  80. AAAA by Stween · · Score: 1

    stween@islay:0:~$ host -t aaaa slashdot.org
    slashdot.org has no AAAA record

    Oh.

  81. LMAO! Thanks for proving my point... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: I reduced you to your TRUE self (not a fake name for your fake life) of a useless unidentifiable "ne'er-do-well"... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> It's just (& per tradition, I've just GOTTA say it again) "too, Too, TOO EASY - just '2ez'" letting "your kind" (projecting simpletons) show everyone just what you REALLY truly are (& you KNOW it, proving it for me even now yet again, lol)... apk

  82. Re:Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk did it again making you look stupid blowing your useless downmod points! He just reposted about your kind https://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55315941/!

  83. Time for some navel gazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot should take this opportunity to start posting some self analytic studies. (Or if they've done these studies then publish the results.) What's the proportion of posts per story type (lots of posts for current events &c)? Of modded comments to total posts for different types of stories? User ID/AC distribution per story? Anyone else curious about this?

  84. Happy Birthday by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    Been reading for a solid 12(??) years, but heard about it when it first kicked off back in the late 90s. The person that told me about it is actually dead now, strangely.

    It used to be fun to go and check the polls Slashdot does, but I haven't participated in one for years now.
    I read science news elsewhere and wonder why cool stuff like that isn't getting posted here...

    Here's to another 20, in any case.

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  85. From lurker to active and back again... by cetan · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday /.

    It is difficult to fathom that the site has been around for 20 years, because I've "only" been online for 25 or so and I can't possibly be that old. Right? Right??

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  86. And yet... by bferrell · · Score: 0

    No explanation of the two days down

  87. CmdrTaco releases slashdot by Subm · · Score: 1

    No wireless. Fewer topics than Reddit. Lame.

    1. Re:CmdrTaco releases slashdot by Megane · · Score: 1

      I think that should be "No Unicode."

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    2. Re:CmdrTaco releases slashdot by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      IF only I had mod points today... :-)

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    3. Re:CmdrTaco releases slashdot by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Less shitty moderation system than reddit too.

  88. Fond memories by Unxmaal · · Score: 1

    I have many memories of Slashdot, some good, and some bad.

    9/11
    That Jon Katz asshat
    Natalie Portman, and hot grits.

    But I never visit any more.

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  89. Still using WinodwMaker 18 years later. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically every system I use has windowmaker as the primary WM, unless I need specific functionality it doesn't have (extended sensor display, or fps counter while gaming, in which case lxde/xfce or e17 are the preferred environments.)

    And in all that time the only major changes to it was truetype font support, the taskmanager window when alt-tabbing, and the dynamic menu support (went through an iteration or two before it was stable.) Sadly, in all that time gnustep never really got solid, and objective-c support never improved outside of Apple.

    Alas.

    Also Happy 20th Slashdot. You're been through a lot, including all the secondary business ventures and all the sales when a way to monetize it couldn't be found.

    Are CmdrTaco or any of the other oldtimers showing up to comment on such a momentous occasion?

  90. Re: Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK. For when batshit crazy just isn't enough.

  91. That was BS 20 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In '97 everybody I knew was multitasking online. In '99 even people who only knew how to turn on a computer and the basic operations of windows were playing videogames and browsing and socializing online. I did my part to try and educate some of them, and then all of a sudden everybody was online by ~'03. And by '05-'08 it was old hat for basically everyone.

  92. Too long by slapout · · Score: 1

    tl;dr

    I'll wait for the dupe post

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  93. Re: Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't look crazy. It's fact he runs you unidentifiable dorks out of your 1 so called weapon in downmod points you abuse constantly which is why you are posting your off topic stupidity now. You are out of ammo that bounces off him anyway!

  94. Won't get to 20 years of news etc. until Oct 25 by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    You have to deduct all the April 1st days.

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    1. Re:Won't get to 20 years of news etc. until Oct 25 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are starting to get really lame and old.

  95. Slashdot+ Linux = The Rock during 9/11 by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    Slashdot stayed up while the other sites choked on the massive onrush of traffic. From what I understand, they disabled recursive IP checks and a few other things, but overall the site stayed the same while the others went HTML lite just to get something out there.

    Lots of SysAdmins earned their stripes that day dealing with that nightmare.

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  96. Still here too, after all these years! by socz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I saw this posted in the morning when it only had a few comments. Most of them saying how bad the site is now compared to its glory days. And although I haven't logged in a quite some time to post, I must say I still ready daily and find the discourse fascinating. Sure, there's a lot of chaff to go through, but as others put it, that's true of any website.

    /. has been through the hands of quite a few now, but the most important part remains: its users. I really enjoy finding that one post that goes into such extraneous detail that presents new to me information and concepts. Something I wouldn't have come across otherwise. And of course, you can usually find excellent lengthy posts - something that is sorely missed in typical social media websites.

    So thank you, posters, editors, and owners. Here's to another 20 years!


    In Soviet Russia, Slashdot celebrates you!

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    1. Re:Still here too, after all these years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree with this. I first came here about 1999 or so (don't remember exactly, maybe a year either way). While there seems to be a lot more crap on the front page now, it's still one of the best tech news sites out there. And where else can you read comments on an article about a space telescope that morphs into nerds discussing how things move on a quantum level and how that effects warp speed on Star Trek and then into the merits of a cashless society?

      Posting anonymous because I lost the password to my original account, and the email tied to it years ago and can't bare the thought of having a high UID.

    2. Re:Still here too, after all these years! by Megane · · Score: 1

      Yes, the comments are the thing. This is one of the few sites on my short list of checking reglarly, the other main one these days is hackaday. Some articles I read the headline and move on, some I read TFS and move on, and some I go in to read the comments to see what other people have to say. I only go to TFA very rarely, I just care about the summary and opinions. TFA is often a regurgitated version of some other article anyhow, with fluff and errors added. When it matters, the original, original article is usually linked from a comment.

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    3. Re:Still here too, after all these years! by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the chaff has worsened less than more mainstream webpages like, say, CNN's comments. While it can be true for niche hobby forums, this is the most generalized webpage I can think of where you might actually have a respectful disagreement on a subject. Happy birthday /.!

  97. Danger Danger by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    Sad I am getting so old it hurts to flail my arms like that any more. Post little but still read daily.

  98. I'm shocked - no Columbine? by RobinH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, 9/11 was big. But JonKatz's Voices from the Hellmouth about Columbine was a big deal. Yes, we all grew tired of JonKatz eventually, but a lot of people opened up about their horrible experiences being bullied in high school. There's been a lot of improvements in schools recognizing bullying, though a lot of that has just moved online and gotten worse there. Still, for those of us who were here, that was a really memorable time. I'm surprised there was no mention.

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    1. Re:I'm shocked - no Columbine? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      I don't think any of the current crop of editors/admins/owners were here for the Hellmouth article.

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    2. Re:I'm shocked - no Columbine? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      That was the damnedest thing I ever saw here. A normal-ish story turned into a giant intercontinental group therapy session. Yeah, I got picked on in school (mostly middle school). Perhaps I knew one person in my class who had it worse than me. But I had no concept of how many people got it that bad or worse, and the sheer amount of accumulated pain being poured out was mind-boggling.

      There was just flat out no way to look at it all and not realize you were staring straight at a Real Problem(tm).

  99. one tomographic megaphone, hold the wool by epine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nostalgia? Pass the Gravol.

    The only large parameter I've ever cared about here is whether sharp story submissions encourage sharp dialogue.

    Why so often—during various epochs—story submissions tapering off into a woolly final sentence? Is it an actually goal here (by some) to unleash an obligatory pocket-protector Olympics of beat-the-buzzer geek stereotypy?

    Trolls, consider yourself trolled—for the extremely predictable lolz.

    No, true nerd-hood is about going through life in the spirit that no consequential detail is ever too small to hold up to the tomographic megaphone—for as long as it takes. Wool is what other people like to pull over the fine technical fine print. I continue to celebrate every wool-free story submission that /. has ever run.

    Blessed be the pinprick lightsaber that shears sheep.

  100. Wow, 0x14 years already by tamyrlin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think there are many websites that have made such a big impact as this site has made. Even though I don't really have time to partake in the discussions here (or at other websites for that matter due to real life) I still visit slashdot more or less daily and I often find interesting news here. Lets hope the site continues to run for 20 more years (by that time we will all be highly paid consultants working to fix the imminent 2038 year bug :) )

    1. Re:Wow, 0x14 years already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yikes. Area 51. Damn.

      Who is user 42. A demigod.

  101. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ./ !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great to be on Slashdot all this time!

  102. Most important thing I ever read on /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  103. Direct Slashdot 9/11 stories by Etcetera · · Score: 1

    For some reason these don't come up when viewing the "starting on 20010911" page, but the original and followup stories as 9/11 was happening are here:

    https://slashdot.org/story/01/09/11/1314258/world-trade-towers-and-pentagon-attacked

    https://slashdot.org/story/01/09/11/1640219/us-attack----more-updates

  104. Just how far to the left are you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the not-too-distant past the dominant voice on this site took a hard right turn.

    Holy shit. Anyone who believes this must be an extreme ultra leftist who thinks that even Communists are "too conservative".

    It's laughable to think that this site "took a hard right turn". It's routine to get anti-Trump submissions on the front page. This site is infested with leftists like AmiMoJo spewing leftist crap all of the place. Seriously, just look at this awful comment from AmiMoJo in this very story. Currently it's modded as 5, Insightful, while being full of leftist lunacy. It even blames Russia for Brexit, for example, which anyone who isn't an idiot knows is complete nonsense.

    Open up any story about so-called "climate change". Any comment that isn't spewing agreement with the leftist narratives regarding so-called "climate change" will be brutally downmodded.

    Look at Slashdot's Twitter account. What's its location set as? San Francisco! You know, the most leftist city in the most leftist American state! California is so leftist that it makes many far-left European nations seem right wing!

    If we had to put Slashdot on the political spectrum, it would probably be solidly in the "far left" camp these days. It's not as far left to the left as Reddit, Hacker News, or the Huffington Post are, but it's pretty damn close to them. It surely cannot be considered "centrist" or "moderate", and it thus can definitely not be considered "right wing" in any sense.

    Now maybe you can't see this because you're so far to the left that literally everyone else appears to be "right wing", even staunch leftists. But the reality is that Slashdot is not "right wing", and anyone who thinks Slashdot is "right wing" must be a drooling, extreme leftist.

  105. It's a Shitty Website by avandesande · · Score: 1

    It's a shitty website but the alternatives are worse!

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  106. Re:Slashdot, Fark and Digg used to be my goto site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fark was taken over by sjws..that's why no boobies and a lot more man-bashing.

  107. Meetups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we meet the editors? I sure would like to slap some of them up side the head.

  108. I was there...ish! by Scutter · · Score: 1

    I can't believe it's been 20 years.

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    "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
  109. Eras of Slashdot by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    Two decades is a reasonable age and Slashdot's first quarter century isn't all that distant, so we might as well start putting the paleohistory in order. This needs an era classification scheme, and mcmonkey seems to have given us an ideal metric for era boundaries: the number of digits in the Slashdot ID. As every proper techie will understand, this gives us a logarithmic scale which normalizes the population explosion nicely.

    Well I know where to start, but the rest needs input:

    1 digit - Tacomordium - life emerges by accident from the primordial nerd soup.
    2 digits - [Suggestions?]
    3 ...
    4 ...

    :P

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  110. Canberra, Australia -- 10 year party by brindafella · · Score: 3

    I organised the 10 year party in Canberra, Australia, at the "Uni Pub". I organised a plasticised "attendance card" for those who came. I still carry my card in my wallet. So, I can be called a "card-carrying Slashdoter".

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    1. Re:Canberra, Australia -- 10 year party by Bandraginus · · Score: 1

      No 20 year party?

  111. Mazel tov by dyrewolf · · Score: 1

    I've only been reading for 17 or 18 years but the site has been a bit part of my daily experience for a long time. Kudos.

  112. Slashdot is now just full of libtard propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is pretty much dead. I only come here because of habit. I don't even bother reading the comments or clicking anything. New management are Communist/Anifa DNC libtards who spread leftist conspiracy theories. This site doesn't heave anything to do with nerdom anymore. Whoever owns this site should just shut it down and put it out of its misery.

    RIP Slashdot!

  113. Parties by darkain · · Score: 1

    Hey, where do I sign up for all these anniversary parties at!? https://www.wired.com/2007/10/...

  114. Re:Slashdot, Fark and Digg used to be my goto site by Megane · · Score: 1

    I gave up on Fark back in the early '00s, after I realized they were tracking people who used more than one user account. If it detected a cookie from another user when you logged in, it would link both those accounts in their database and hit them all when a ban happened. For a couple of years after that I spent some time on a site called F*king Otaku, then discovered 4chan from one of its users. I'm mostly on /a/ and /pol/, but also on half a dozen other boards from time to time. I got used to the default anonymous posting there, and for a while I would post on Slashdot with the AC checkbox more often than without it. Now I post under my user name more often again, because that lets me check replies a few days later.

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  115. Teen Suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to use this opportunity to highlight the problem of teenage suicide in our society. From a site that made it through, despite many attempts on its own life. Having been orphaned from its natural family and sent from foster family to foster family through its teenage years, Slashdot had a difficult time as a teen, and this manifested itself in such self destructive behavior as experimenting with obtrusive advertising, rebellious layout changes and the hiring of Bennet Haselton. But it made it through and this should be a beacon of hope for depressed teens everywhere.

  116. While Slashdot isn't a political site.... by cjjjer · · Score: 1

    While Slashdot isn't a political site

    LULz

  117. What? No way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There hasn't been anything worth reading on this site in a few years. Just flame bait crap reviews at best.

  118. Imagine... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a Beowolf cluster of Slashdots.

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  119. Happy Birthday /. by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    I have to admit, the layout does look a bit dated but in a retro/cool kind of way. It's still my go to site for tech news. And I love that it's build by geeks...for geeks.

    Best comments section around. Some of them are funny, some of them are brilliant, some of them piss me off. But I still find myself spending more time on the reaction to the story than the story itself. Here's to another 20 years!

  120. Shit, I had forgotten about that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left high school a year and a half early. It had been unpleasant since junior high, but sophmore year took it to a whole other level. Only thing that had allowed me to cope was my online social life which was mostly late nights when I really should have been sleeping, quiet out of the way places where I wouldn't get hassled, or self abuse so I wouldn't go crazy and deal with people physically (very few people got into physical altercations at our school, but there was a lot of passive aggressiveness and doing what you could that other people couldn't prove.) I got out the semester before columbine happened, or I no doubt would have been one of those kids who got hassled as a potential next 'threat'. In fact someone I know got targeted like that during their end of year for middle school and ended up hanging out with druggies and criminals in Adult Education instead of going to a normal high school. Would have gone to school with Sasha Grey if he hadn't, which always made him feel bad in the years she had become a popular porn star :)

    ^ Dox down to less than 1 in 2 million people there. Less if you are the NSA who's been keeping plaintext logs of all IMs since the 90s... :)

  121. Thanks Phil Smith! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An ARC professor of math and web development, until they got dedicated staff for the latter.

    'Did you feel the rush?'

    'There is this great site, called Slashdot, you should all check it out.'

    A bit less than 20 years later, I am still checking it out. Thanks for the reference Phil!

  122. Slashdot has a dim future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot was vibrant because it welcome submissions from members

    Nowadays tho, it has become very dangerous for members to submit articles to Slashdot. Look at the following:

    https://slashdot.org/submission/5996487/china-homegrown-electronic-and-worlds-fastest-supercomputer

    Is the above submit a spam? Really?

    But SPAM it is, according to the current Slashdot admin

  123. Congrats! by mapuche · · Score: 1

    I started reading ./ when my English was really poor and hardly understood the more technical texts. We had a 15th aniversary party here in Mexico City and cannot believe we're 20 now.

    I visit the site once a week, now we have many more ways to get news.

  124. The soothing green light by itoledo · · Score: 1

    I remember reading Slashdot (roughly) 20 years ago, using lynx on a RS6000 terminal at college. At that time we had to compile stuff by ourselves to enjoy the internet... Slashdot was one of the few sites that didn't try to sell stuff to us. Wasted more hours reading stories here than attending math courses...

  125. Blocked Sites by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    NoScript shows at least 11. I had to open this in Chrome even to post, because the posting link was disabled in Firefox.

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    1. Re:Blocked Sites by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Go to your user settings and enable classic mode. I'm posting from Firefox with no scripts enabled at all. I often post from links2 as well.

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  126. Has it really been 20 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time I'll set the alarm!
    - R.V. Winkle

    P.S. is M$ still Public Enemy #1 around here?

  127. Current Year [6/10/2017] by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

    This comment is likely to get so downmodded (Offtopic, or Overrated) that my Karma will go from 'Excellent' to 'Bad', or whatever is worst these days, but I don't care. This is worth it.

    I do hereby record my username and number on this thread, on this article, on this auspicious day, for several reasons:

    1) It's likely to stick around for posterity
    2) It will annoy all the people who need to be annoyed and sadly, some people who don't deserve it (collateral damage)
    3) I can say "I told you so" when Islam, helped along by BAMN/Anti-fa starts civil wars based on doctrine and ideological hate in the West in years to come, from my kingdom in the lake district, the last small c conservative nation that will be left after this happens
    4) In between now and the war, true free speech will be more and more curtailed. We must use it whilst we can, for it's most important purpose - to tell the truth, the facts.

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  128. Amazing! by cosmo154 · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday /.

    It's amazing that it still exists, not as cool as it used to be, but still has some value.

    So very nice to see all the low user ID's posting today.

    It was Chips & Dips when I found it, can't recall what site I found the notice on though, some geeky place lost to memory.

    I thought it was so professional when it went color with the teal headers, beautiful and unique.

    Other than Kuro5hin, /. was my "go to" site every day for years.

    I still have my FREE Dmitry Sklyarov T shirt, remember that corporate/state clown act, a harbinger of oppressions to come?

    And I do miss OGG! the caveman.

    So many great memories, and so glad it's still here.

  129. Re:Why I like /. (lol)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your attitude about bookmarks is not unlike your view of hosts files as a replacement for DNS. Not at all surprising.

  130. HellHole BBS Founder? by cosmo154 · · Score: 1

    This is a long shot, but I'm looking for the founder of, I believe it was called the HellHole BBS, based in the Palo Alto area decades ago.

    I did some electrical work in his parents house (he was in High School), and we talked about this new website called SlashDot.

    Just wondering if he's still around.

  131. Re: BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_European_Communities_membership_referendum,_1975

    I think you'll find that's a super majority.

    Like all good Brexit morons, you don't let the truth get in the way of your hyperbole.

  132. Thank you for 20 years of something different by wardk · · Score: 2

    I found this place oh so long ago, all the other sites I was paying attention to then have mostly passed on.
    Mostly lurking, looking for some tidbit of sanity not available anywhere else.
    The Gates Borg icon was fun.
    Keep paying the bills and doing what you do so well, or poorly or somewhere in between.

  133. Happy anniversary Slashdot by CptJeanLuc · · Score: 1

    Been following Slashdot since close to the beginning and still tune in every day. The site has certainly changed and not always for the better, but I'm still here so subjectively it can't be all bad. I am not going to use this opportunity as many commenters do to list various stuff that could change - why not leave that for the 364 other days of the year and today just be happy for all the good bits. Thanks for keeping the site around.

  134. Dear Slashdot, by joemiah · · Score: 1

    Thank you for 20 years of nerd-news addiction! Happy, happy birthday!

  135. Re:It's a system for worms designed by worms by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    It's not effective enough; I still see your comments, APK.

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  136. 20 years later and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... stil no UTF8 support! Way to go guys! ©åß

  137. Breaking Stories by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    In the early days, Slashdot was the place that broke many IT news stories and acted as the bridge to get these into the mainstream media. Something that was acknowledge BBC back in 1999 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci... Things have changed a little, it is no longer slashdot taking the same lead but the role of the net in breaking news has only increased.

    We also shouldn't forget the Slashdot Effect which unintentionally knocked sites of the net with the amount of inbound traffic it provided.

  138. I wonder... by ytm · · Score: 1

    ...what are the Bennett Hasleton's thoughts on that matter.

  139. Happy Birthday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my favorite sites.

  140. From the linked Medium article by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

    I originally used the name ‘slashdot’ on my desktop a year earlier when I got my first static IP in the Voorhees Hall dorm room

    Voorhees Hall? Did the dress code include hockey masks?

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  141. /. effect by sad_ · · Score: 2

    those days when a front page story caused the origin site to go down... that is something i will never forget.

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  142. Those were the days by the+cleaner · · Score: 1

    I must admint that it's been a while since i logged in. I usually only read, and you can do that without.

    Back in the days /. was my home as now is reddit.

    What I love about ./ is the tech focus.

    Happy Birthday! Keep up the work!

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    1. Re:Those were the days by the+cleaner · · Score: 1

      Hey, I just retrieved my ICQ UIN from my settings here! ;)

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  143. Re:/. effect - 100 Gbps ? by johnjones · · Score: 2

    It would be interesting to understand the amount of bandwidth required to service a front page post in 24 hours historically and compared to today

    now we find netflix is serving 100 Gbps from an Open Connect Appliance...

    regards

    John Jones

    https://john.jones.name

  144. Backup your lying bullshit troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You can't backup your bs. Here's proof I use both hosts & remote DNS to compliment one another liar...

    APK

    P.S.=> FACT: You're a lying little illliterate UNIDENTIFIABLE TROLLING WORM & your post proves it scumbag TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH I NEVER STATED - that's WEAK punk, like you (hence your UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous post, pussy)... apk

  145. Happy Birthday /. !!! by djfunkisdead · · Score: 1

    Like many, been coming here for years. '99/'00 timeframe IIRC. Visiting on and off, with a large interval between states. Wasn't until this post that I remembered I had a login; albeit a non-leet sub-5 digit UID. Thanks for all the great stories, commentary, and community Slashdot!!!

    1. Re:Happy Birthday /. !!! by djfunkisdead · · Score: 1

      non-leet >5 digit*

  146. Backup your lying bullshit troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You can't backup your bs. Here's proof I use both hosts & remote DNS to compliment one another https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11180523&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=55289329/ liar...

    APK

    P.S.=> FACT: You're a lying little illliterate UNIDENTIFIABLE TROLLING WORM & your post proves it scumbag TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH I NEVER STATED - that's WEAK punk, like you (hence your UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous post, pussy)... apk

  147. Did I miss the party? by clovis · · Score: 1

    zzzzzzzzz what? Am I to late?
    Get off my lawn!

  148. Future Shock by Obvius · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday Slashdot!
    It's been a wild ride and I'd like to think the pace of change will decrease, but I doubt it.
    Strap in for the next 20! See you in 2037!

  149. Everyone can see this too then Ash-Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ash-Fox It was a pleasure making you concede DNS has issues vs. custom hosts files on numerous points http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2931443&cid=40415267/ on DNS having security vulnerabilities that hosts files fix, + that your "fix" against dns redirect poisoning DOUBLES your overheads (using TCP vs. UDP the default) creating yet MORE INEFFICIENCY in your doing so... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> What was even more "priceless" was your "I was pretending" garbage here too -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3929071&cid=44224863/ where I pointed out fastflux, & dynamic DNS utilizing botnets abusing DNS servers taking advantage of their VERY NATURE to do exploits on users - so the ONLY thing you are "pretending" on, is that you are PRETENDING to know a damn thing about computing, lol & that ALL proves it... apk

    1. Re:Everyone can see this too then Ash-Fox by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      your "fix" against dns redirect poisoning DOUBLES your overheads (using TCP vs. UDP the default) creating yet MORE INEFFICIENCY in your doing so... lol!

      You do realize that your issue (whether it is some form of schizophrenia, break down, autism or some learned helplessness) is preventing you from actually understanding what is written there and preventing you from grasping how trivial this traffic was to modern systems already 10 years ago.

      It's disappointing and you have my sympathy because if you were a well adjusted individual, you would be doing much better in life. On the other hand, you post so much inane stuff that misleads other people, it's irritating.

      Have you not noticed that barely anyone else on the web goes around threatening people and uses argumentum ad nauseam in an attempt to declare victory in an argument or try to motivate people to do something you want?

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  150. Some of the best posts ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of my favorite posts in slashdot history have been the short-form fiction that people spontaneously write in response to stories. Unfortunately my google-fu is weak this morning, but there was a particular user back in the day who would post on any story about a problem with a Mars rover... they were these great news releases from Martian Emperor Grog or something, praising the Martian's glorious triumph over the alien invaders.

    I wish I could find one to pull up, I think they were back from my lurking days. Many mod points to you if you can post a link here.

  151. Stuff that used to matter, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it's just Google this, Apple that, Samsung blah blah, and a constant, probably intentional, overuse of the characters "s ex", like "scientists expect", "analysts exhumed", et. al. Glad to finally see HTTPS be used by default, though.

    1. Re:Stuff that used to matter, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah times change so subject matter changes too

  152. Nostalgic recap fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...due to lack of Duke Nuke 'em Forever reference.

  153. Ash-Fox you failed badly, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is THAT "wannabe 'SiDeWaLk-ShRiNk of /.'" bs the best ya got vs. what I posted here? Absolutely (lmao) https://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55321381/

    * Some "FIX" there stupid, lol - you made MY POINT that not only is DNS riddled w/ security issues but also INEFFICIENT as hell vs. hosts locally (especially via your shoddy 'fix' & using a LOCAL DNS SERVER (eating more resources like mad, & for what?).

    FACT: TCP has DOUBLE THE OVERHEADS (@ least that due to 2 trips) OF UDP stupid... & THAT was your 'fix'? LMAO - some 'fix'!

    APK

    P.S.=> Want MORE times I've shot you to pieces? I've literally got DOZENS more - come on now boy (wannabe, lol), ask & "ye shall receive" much to YOUR PUBLIC DISMAY as always vs. myself (after all, YOU SAID IT - EVERYONE CAN SEE IT)... apk

  154. Ash-Fox tell us another "NDA" lie, lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ash-Fox tell us another "NDA" lie you do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" MENIAL zero FAKE NAME for your fake life https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=7580903&cid=49961005/

    * By comparison (to your lying bullshit) I can actually show SUCCESSFULLY (for decades) SOLD COMMERCIAL CODE OUT THERE TO THIS VERY DAY (that won a high placement @ MS TechEd 2 yrs in a row in its hardest category no less) TO MY CREDIT...

    (A lying BLOWHARD in yourself can't, lol, & you KNOW it - now, everyone else does too (as you said hahahaha)).

    APK

    P.S.=> Oh, this is JUST THE BEGINNING - I am going to have a FIELD DAY on you, lol... apk

  155. Ash-Fox the LOSER lying about "NDA" (lol) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ash-Fox the LOSER lying about "NDA" (lol) https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3153677&cid=41553465/ prove it you LYING little "ne'er-do-well" bullshitter - I can prove myself easily (proof's right there & only a SMALL FRACTION of what I can actually & did put out to MY credit, unlike a bullshit artist like YOU, lol...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Having fun yet, liar? No small wonder you use a FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE, loser... apk

  156. Exactly where I tore your ass up (NDA + DNS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & your DNS fail point by point https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2931443&cid=40415267/ & your NDA lie below too!

    APK

    P.S.=> Ash-Fox do tell us about your "NDA" & PROVE IT https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3153677&cid=41553465/ since YOU CERTAINLY COULDN'T THERE long ago, you FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE you "ne'er-do-well" loser (especially where I have you in BLACK & WHITE telling that fucking lie) ... apk

  157. Re:stylish by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    because I am mostly correct on issues

    What issues do you have in mind that you have been "mostly correct" on? I might not have seen them, I mostly see you quoting your favorite scriptures, recruiting for your favorite cult, and repeatedly lying about the constant everyday role of your faith in your life. I will give you credit for being consistent, but not for being correct.

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    Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
  158. Tell us about your NDA Ash-Fox (liar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3153677&cid=41553465/ + yer DNS fail https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2931443&cid=40415267/ fool!

    * ROTFLMAO!

    (It is a PLEASURE publicly DESTROYING a FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE ass fool... )

    APK

    P.S.=> Ash-Fox do tell us about your "NDA" & PROVE IT since YOU CERTAINLY COULDN'T THERE long ago, you FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE you "ne'er-do-well" loser (especially where I have you in BLACK & WHITE telling that fucking lie) ... apk

    1. Re:Tell us about your NDA Ash-Fox (liar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down, mate. Speak your piece and let it go. Drop the ad hominems AND let others' ad hominems roll off your back, and people will take you more seriously. Doesn't matter who started it, and remember that nobody is precisely who they claim to be on the internet. Your goals with respect to hosts are noble, but your behavior here is a bit much to bear at times :(

  159. Re: BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I could mod up.

  160. good, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let's hope for another 20...

  161. happy 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to Slashdot!
    Come for the goatse.cx, stay for the trolls!

  162. Happy 20th! How about supporting older features? by Ransak · · Score: 1

    Happy 20th /.! But being old doesn't mean you should stop supporting older features like the old Palm site. Some of us still use those...

    --
    "Powers. I have them."
  163. STFU AshFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fucked yourself royally AshFox. Talking behind apk's back? Please. Nobody takes you seriously Mr. NO NDA hahahahaha.

    1. Re:STFU AshFox by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      By the way APK, that Anon post wasn't me.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    2. Re:STFU AshFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AssFux we know you lied about the NDA or you'd back it up and you can't. Your DNS screwups against apk https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55322595/ are priceless! It is hilarious apk caught you in all that with your pants down and you can't backup on the NDA part!

  164. Congrats by mihaic.ro · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday, Slashdot! Here's to the next 20 years!

  165. I APOLOGIZE AshFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... [slashdot.org] + yer DNS fail https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org] fool!

    (I feel SO BAD for publicly being a FOOL and attacking NICE PEOPLE who didnt DESERVE IT... )

    APK

    P.S.=> Ash-Fox I am so sorry AGAIN and if I MISBEHAVE remember it's very VERY EASY to fake my posts BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT who cant login on websites. ... apk

    1. Re:I APOLOGIZE AshFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been morbidly fascinated by APK for years now. Fucking deranged cunt. Extra marks for the painfully obvious sockpuppeting.

  166. Ash-Fox AssFux: Master "Salad Chef" (lol) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ash-Fox AssFux you've got to be kidding. You impersonate apk that way and you started this https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55320153/ ? Give us a break. Grow up loser. By the way, I see you've become a "Salad Chef" of some reknown hohohohoho https://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11203125&cid=55326121/ and unique flair RoTfLmAo *snicker* and troll-face!!

  167. Congratulations and thanks. by Teun · · Score: 1

    Congratulations and thanks for both the entertainment and learning opportunities.

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    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  168. Other forums fail, Slashdot remains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just got an email yesterday that after 17 years, FatWallet is closing.

    Good job, Slashdot!

  169. Woot! by Panaflex · · Score: 1

    Holy carp nuggets! Happy birthday /.!

    I remember meeting Rob briefly at one of the Atlanta Linux Symposium, what a great memory. My work life wouldn't be the same without the comments, experience and insight I gained here. Big thanks.

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    I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
  170. Happy Birthday... by iq145 · · Score: 1

    ...i guess

  171. Logging in again by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

    Came here for the story but decided to log in again and say hi.